The Odyssey — A HAistoric Special

HAIstoric Phonograph — irreverent dispatches from a history that never quite happened · Jul 6, 2026 · 24m

Send us Fan MailA one-off long-form dispatch from the HAistoric desk. Twenty-eight centuries late, one man is still, technically, trying to get home — and tonight we follow every stumble, every stalling god, and every ill-advised harbour stop from Troy to Ithaca. Homer's skeleton, HAistoric's meat, delivered deadpan and at length. A gentle nod to a certain mythic epic arriving in theatres this July. No spoilers were harmed in the making of this broadcast. Chapters: 00:00 — Intro 00:56 — The Fall of Troy 02:23 — The Cicones 04:04 — The Lotus-Eaters 05:39 — The Cyclops 07:20 — The Bag of Winds…