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S2E96 - Vanna White Stripes · No Latency

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Last time on no latency I. Don't think we have much of A
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choice but. When you need to.
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Bang Bang with a foam. Then don't watch out for the
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foam mate. I.
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Don't have any other weapons. I said don't touch my car.
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Oh my God, my. Pride is kind of hurt a bit.
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Vendel's going to need new armor, all right.
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Think he's short circuiting? I don't want to be anywhere near
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this foam. Don't go into the foam or your
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inside will become your outside. I'm going to shoot at them.
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Stop shooting Vendel. Bang Bang I'm.
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Going to grab one of these red barrels just.
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Shut up. All right?
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They're. Malfunctioning.
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More of them are. The flush is weak and we have no
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spirit. Offed it towards Jeb to shoot.
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Is that the sand now? Yes, Bye.
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Oh, that was a lot. No mine.
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I don't know the last time I ran that much.
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Would be a sin to not learn from one's mistakes.
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But first I need that plushie. Well, also it's missing a wheel.
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See Vanna White's only got 3 wheels and I I don't know what
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the other wheel looks like so I can't be of help there.
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Well, we're going to have to maybe be a bit resourceful and
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figure out how to make a fourth wheel.
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I look to retro. 4th wheel. Or the you know the missing
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wheel. Oh, we can look for the for the
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wheel, I guess. Right.
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I thought it was AI thought there was a sex thing, but I I
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got it. Now we're talking we're talking
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specifically about Vanna White. I got it.
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I got it. I.
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Got it. Yes, we try to find it, and if
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we can't find it, maybe we make our own.
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Oh man, I, I mean, listen, I just, I don't want it to look
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ugly, you know, it's. Just temporary, do you have?
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Do you have a? Shop that we take.
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Tuna. Tuna.
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Oh, right, Tuna, Tuna. Thank you.
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I. Also, Jeb, do we not have a
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spare on Vanna White? No, I ditched that a while ago.
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God. Damn it.
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I mean, he just, he was, he was taking up space in the back and
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yeah. You know they have those for a
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reason. This this is the reason.
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I guess. Jeb, now you're going to have to
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With everyone dead, you're going to have to look for the wheel
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that they removed yourself. Well, I suppose.
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Well. I hate looking for things.
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In the meantime, maybe you guys can help me get this plushie.
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Sure. Can we try to look to see if
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there's not the fire suppression system?
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Is there a fire fighter like hose station connected?
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That wouldn't be. That wouldn't be connected to
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the suppression system. That's on its own separate
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system altogether. Retro.
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Yeah. Roll perception 14.
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Yes, you see a fire extinguisher for sale in the vending machine.
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Oh. Well, that ain't going to help
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me. That's an extinguisher.
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Won't help. You would push the fire boy.
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Yeah, but I'm, I'm looking to wash it off the Biome.
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The biomes on it would go with fresh water than it would be for
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a foam. That's not going to do anything.
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Actually probably would make it worse because there's nitrogen
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in that and they love to eat that.
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So that'd be a terrible idea. And you take a few steps forward
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and pass the porta potty with a water tank on top of it.
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Oh, that would work. Maybe you could use this water
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tank and kind of use that to wash everything off.
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The water tank from the porta potty.
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Well, the one on top, the top one's clean.
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It goes down, doesn't it? Yeah.
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It's potable water. I mean it's your choice.
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Either have the infected capybara or.
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No, you know, you're right. I I should use the porta potty
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water? Retro is going to Retro is on
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their own mission at the moment. They're going to try to drag
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everybody that is past the point of the foam affecting or any
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dead body that is not still tainted just outside of the
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building and put them into a pile.
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All right. You do that while Phoebe, you
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have to work out how to get this plushie out of the foam.
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Yes. So Retro suggested that I just
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use the water to just wash it away.
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OK, I I'm going to do that. I'm going to go to the porta
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potty and grab the water tank on the top and bring it back and
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begin to pour it. All right, roll so you don't
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fall in the foam. Yeah, let's see, what can I roll
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here? I'm going to do something,
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manoeuvre. Yeah, it's pouring a liquid.
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It's not a difficult task. Yeah, and the foam rescinds to a
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smaller area. Oh.
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There on top of E tank is a slightly stained capybara
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plushie. The rest of them have been
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tainted and covered in his blood, but it's the only one
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that hasn't really had any blood or viscera land on it.
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So what about the the one that he took from me?
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The little. You can search to see if any of
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the tainted ones are that one. I'm going to do a quick search
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for the Taser boy plushy. Sure.
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Taser Boy, Let's see. Underneath his armpit, half
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covered in blood and sweat, is the Taser Boy Plushy.
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Cleaning. That would be a big operation
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and probably would. You probably have to give it to
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a restorer to bring it back to its original one.
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It was special edition, which is a bummer.
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That is really unfortunate, but. We that's what you get for a for
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a crit fail on perception. Sometimes we must make the hard
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choices and I am going to just take the capybara plushie and be
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on my way that. One's still really cute.
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It is very cute, but I don't think it's a special edition.
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You'll have to check on the garden.
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Yes, I will. All right, if you want to roll
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to see if it's special edition on the garden while while we're
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here, you can. Meanwhile, on the other side of
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this area, Jeb, earlier you rolled A20 on perception and you
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find two things. One Yep, you find Vanna White's
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original missing wheel. Oh my God.
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In one of the lockers here and in the locker next to it, you
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find. Oh hell, hell, look at here.
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Hey, hey, Retro, what's? Up.
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What's up? Oh well, you're out there, bud.
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Yeah, I'm just having to drag these bodies.
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Oh, OK, well hey, tell you what, I'll help with those bodies if
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you help me out with something afterwards, do you?
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Sure, yeah. OK, I I do that.
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Iona steps out of the one of the buildings here at the chop shop
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to Jeb and Retro, pushing 5 wheels into a pile.
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It it smells so bad in there. It's a locker room if you're
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interested, but I do not recommend it.
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Raw sanitization. It's that smelly, huh it?
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It it's just, it's not really the smell as it is the the
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weight and the texture of the air, you know what I mean?
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Oh, I was going to say, why don't you just put some?
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You clean yourself, you are fine.
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Sanitizer right above your lips, so then that way you just smell
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the sanitizer. Also, I think the smell is in
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your head because you're wearing a mask.
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It, it must be all of the, the dirt and grime that's on the
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floor. I just imagine I I'm going to
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take my mask off and I'll pop my head back in.
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I mean, imagine it's kind of a vibe thing.
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Oh Nope, I was right about the smell.
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No, I was right. And all of you turn to Vivi,
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who's wide eyed staring at this slightly stained capybara in her
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hands because she rolled 20 on library search. 1100 Eddies.
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Sounds like. Staring at her agent, stunned.
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Clean it up so that way it's mint condition.
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We're going to take this to somebody who could clean it up.
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You could do it. Why don't you do it?
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I mean, I'm not like a professional like plushy carer,
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you know? Phoebe, you have hydrogen
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peroxide on you, right? Yeah.
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What gets blood out of clothes? OK, I I can try is.
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It so. Yes, I think I can do a little
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bit of cleaning to maybe raise the price a little bit, but I'm
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not going to bring it to it's like mint condition unless I
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take it to a professional. Well, yeah, you need you'd you
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need to probably spend a few bucks to.
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Honestly. Get certified and.
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I think I might just hold on to this thing for a while.
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Maybe the value go up. Yeah, it's pretty cool.
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If you find all the other copy bars and you burn them then yeah
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the price will definitely go up. Well, I didn't get my plushie
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back, but I'm sorry, I did get something very valuable.
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So your your fight retro was not in vain.
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Thank you. That thing's adorable, and the
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plushie's cute too. Get it?
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Ha ha ha. OK, is everybody OK?
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There was a lot of hits taken, people retro.
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You were like frying out a little bit.
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I'm I'm I'm you're like I'm fine.
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You're like short circuiting I'm.
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Good, I'm fine. You are OK retro.
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Why is it always that like something is always happening
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with you, whether it be like a strange addiction or like do you
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need an? Upgrade.
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Do you know what I mean? Is there is there an upgrade you
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could get? You already gone up, you
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remember. Well, I mean, I don't mean to
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say like a firmware. Update or something that's.
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What I'm saying? Oh, oh, I get it.
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We're making fun of retro, right?
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Look at you with all your tires. Haha.
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Dead bodies, Yeah. Like what?
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Well, the tires. Are sick are are you are you
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doing a a tire bonfire to burn these bodies?
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No, no, no, we're not. We're not.
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No, these are racing tires. Oh good, that was going to smell
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awful. I mean, talking of upgrades,
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this here's an upgrade for Vanna White.
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What do you think they got? They got a nice white wall.
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Oh. I kept white walls I'm.
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I'm upset at how you said white wall that was overtly sexual.
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And I oh, it was because damn, look at those things.
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They're sexy. Yes, sure, I think that that is
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a good upgrade actually. So why not?
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Says Phoebe as they start to patch up retro.
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Roll for it. You're not paying attention as
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you look. You're like, Oh, no.
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No, it was pretty. Cool.
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Yeah, OK. And you stab Retro in the arm
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and he loses 3 HP Oh. Shit, Oh shit.
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Oh fuck. And Retro steps back and falls
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on the pile of bodies and there's a squelch and he gets
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covered in blood. Oh my gosh, retro.
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I'm so I'm so sorry. Are you all right?
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I should have. The smell of blood enters
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through the air and Vivi's crit fail has caused you to have to
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resist torture drugs so you don't start eating this pilot.
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Body. Oh my.
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God, this is like butter, like effect, domino effect.
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It's cascading. Yes, quite literally Domino.
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Missed it 15 Yes, you resist the urge to eat the blood and the
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bodies below you, but you do see Retro now comically fall over
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these bodies. Yeah, just.
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A strange, sombre moment I feel as I have felt the life of these
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bodies leaked out from beneath me.
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Oh, but that's pretty deep retro.
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You sure you're not going through something right now?
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Our envy, those are beneath us now for.
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Oh boy. Life had given us.
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Their sins are now washed away. I.
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Wait, wait, is our stuff in the van?
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Right. Yeah, just all of us should be
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at the van got. Our stuff.
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Shit, we should check. Me first.
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Retro As you get up, you put your hand.
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Down the other way. Retro as you put your hand down,
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as you get up, your hand goes right over the chain knife that
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Pinky was attacking Jeb with, and it's still got a few charges
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in it. Oh well, I mean, I'm definitely
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picking that up. I was going to ask as I'm
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dragging these bodies over. I definitely want to pickpocket
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every one of them. Sure, there are 7 bodies here
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not including E tank, so that would be 8 roll ME8D10.
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Oh, OK, well, there's there's one.
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As you rummage through the bodies, you find about 360
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eddies. What about 10 ammo?
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And hey, look at that, that is A10.
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You find 2 frag grenades. Nice.
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Oh. Oh, maybe you get a chance to
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blow use them because. They were, they were on an E tax
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body because he had a few grenades on him.
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Yeah, he threw a grenade at you. So you get you're getting a
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grenade back from the guy who threw a grenade.
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Fuck yeah. And a chain knife, yeah.
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Iona, are you checking the van for the stuff?
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Yes. You open up the back of Vanna
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White here on the northwest corner of this chop shop, and as
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you open it up there between all the seats in the back is a
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carpool flop. And it's full of stuff, all the
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things. You're looking through it.
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You find the parts that you bought for Domino.
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Next to it is the box containing V BS new outfit.
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Is the ammo case in here? No.
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French toast. Cybertopia is back and it's
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going punk. And after the Corpo threw them
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under the bus, our former amazing Corps agents are trying
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to make sense of it all. And find their place in the
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world once more. Last thing I remember the OP was
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going fine and then. Everything exploded.
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So it's time to recover. I mean, hey, so far I've been
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hungover, beaten up, stole food, had an hour and a half hike,
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dragged myself half to death, got zapped, half back to life,
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Everything's fine. Rebuild.
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Well, I can. Dispense eggs again, but the
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lemonade dispenser is doing steak sauce and we can.
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Connect with friends old and new.
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Fortunately, though, not everything.
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Has been lost. The T dispenser still works.
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Search for Cybertope, your AP, anywhere you find your podcast.
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I don't know if we can get French toast at this time.
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We might have to wait a few hours.
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It's not morning yet. Gosh, Oh no.
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Oh, let's see, I think there was about $3200.00 left in or 3200
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eddies left in there. Yes, everything else is in here.
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You're going to look for the ammo case.
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They they, Yeah. Yes I am.
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Yes I am crawling around Vanna White.
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I've put my my latex gloves on and I'm crawling around the
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floor Vanna White looking for this ammo box.
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All right, so you're looking outside, right?
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Roll me perception. No, I'm, no, I'm inside the van
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like we're looking under seats and.
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Oh, I see. Yes, you look through the van.
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Roll me perception. Yes, because the floor of the
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van is very yucky. Yucky. 15 You don't find it in
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the van, but you do see the imprint of where it was on the
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seat, which means it was removed recently.
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Shit. All right, I'm checking outside
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the van now and I'm checking the undercarriage.
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OK, there's nothing underneath the van other than like an oil
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leak and a few tools that were left behind, a gun casing, that
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kind of thing. Where else do you look, Diana?
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Oh, I think I have to go into the the locker room.
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I have to look through all the lockers.
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So the the ammo case is missing and so we should probably look
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for that because it had a lot. The one that was full of money.
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Money. Yes.
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Yeah, All right. Who wants to help me look
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through dirty lockers? I wasn't.
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Do we ever put a tracker on that?
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No. We never thought to.
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That we should have. That probably would have been
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good. No, we tracker.
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On a lot of our stuff. I'm glad there was one on the
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Van Retro. Good plan.
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Yeah. I'm I'm putting my mask on and
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I'm going into the locker. I thought I was more than doing.
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This OK, you're great. No, your your, your thought
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process is you think of everything.
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But now we all have to think of everything.
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And I I'm I'm starting to panic. Bless you, Jeb.
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Sorry, can I go check the other van?
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Yes, if you roll a crit failed out you do touch that grimy
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shit. Oh oh.
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I'm just going to open the back door so I'm not.
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Oh yeah, that's fine. Yeah, that's nowhere near.
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It I'll enter that way. You open up the back of the van
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and it is gutted. There isn't really anything in
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here except some scrap. There's about 60 scrap in here.
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OK, I guess that roll was for nothing.
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There's nothing in the van Iona. You have 123456789121314 24
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lockers to look through. They all smell of feet.
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I've. I've.
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Put my mask back on. Put your mask back on.
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But you can feel the smell in the air.
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It's thick in here now. I can feel it.
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There's a discarded sock sticking out of one of them and
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you feel, genuinely, this place is an ick.
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For sure there's there's a term for it.
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We call it Musk. It is musky in here and I need
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you to roll a sanitization. OK.
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Ayanna, do we have in there? If you're doing this on your
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own, you're going to have to keep rolling sanitization retro.
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You did run a crit success on that perception, so as you sit
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down you find 100 eddies on the ground.
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Can't hit on that. I'm going to go help Iona
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because I can see they're they're in pain.
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Oh, I forgot. I need to help Jeb with their
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thing. Jeb, what is it that you needed
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me to do? Well.
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You saw those white wall tires now, didn't you?
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Let's get those installed. Come on.
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Excuse me. Great.
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Jeb. Are they rated for Vanna White?
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Well, I was hoping that you would tell me that.
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All right, let me we do retro search in the back of my head.
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27 Yes, they will fit the van. They will make straightaways
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easier. Very nice.
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All right, Yeah. I mean, they're smaller than
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typically, but they they do meet the weight requirements and it
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won't break the carriage. So.
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All right. Yeah, Yeah, you can put them on.
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All right, I'll just do it. VV As you step into the locker
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room, you can hear Retro and Jeb change tires.
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The sound fades as Bendel stands there watching like a kid who is
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home while the plumber is there. You know what I'm talking about.
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I have a way. That sounds inappropriate.
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And inside you are your Iona has opened one locker which is got
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like a a bit of clothing in it, half a sandwich and a smelly
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sock. And they've just dispensed hand
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sanitizer all over themselves. Do you have an extra mask?
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That you could probably borrow vendels.
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Oh, never mind. Actually, yeah, I, I have, I
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also have surgical masks and things that'll help.
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OK, All right, let's split this work of looking through the
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lockers. All right, now each of you only
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has to roll perception twice. Don't roll a crit fail.
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Nice. Incredible. 21 on perception.
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OK, so Iona you find a few bottles of pure water.
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Nice. A clip of armor piercing
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bullets, it says. Ten of those and a smoke
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grenade. Phoebe finds a gold ring, a nice
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one, probably worth about 300 eddies, a smoke grenade, and an
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ammo case with money in it. Jackpot.
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I found it. OK.
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Do we need to like make sure we have all the money in here?
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I'm just going to open it up and.
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Look for sure do. A little visual eye check.
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Looks like it's not like half the money's gone or anything
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like that. Count it.
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Oh, boy. All right, all right, let's
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count it. You can't count the cash.
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It is. I'm not going to make you roll
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that. That's silly.
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And there is 2740 eddies in there, not all the money.
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No, I, I I can't do math. How much is missing?
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460 Eddies. Well, I do.
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There was also I just found this like ring that looks really
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valuable. It's probably worth at least
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like it's got to be worth at least like 300.
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So that goes toward. You know, sure, absolutely.
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Is. There is there anything in this
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chop shop that we could bring back as if we bought it?
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I mean, some of these extra weapons and stuff, well, they're
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probably not worth that much. Well, I, you know, I think the
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ring is probably going to do it. Yeah, we're.
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Was there? Was there?
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Did retro check all the bodies? I don't think so.
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Remy Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
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What's? Up, Remy, did you did you check
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all of the bodies? Yeah, yeah, I've, I've, I've
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pilfered all the bodies. Yeah, so I've pilfered did.
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You did you happen to find 460 eddies?
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No, I found 300 eddies and then I found like another 100 on the
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ground. Ah, all right.
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Well, are there is 460 eddies missing from the ammo case, but
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that is it. So if you've found it, we should
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probably put it back. Yeah.
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I know, I know, you wanted to keep the money.
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If you want you can have this ring, it's worth like probably
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3000. Yeah, I'll take that ring.
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I'm starting a collection of rings now.
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Yeah, it's kind of nice. Oh.
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Danny's I got Danny's hair loom ring and now I got this ring.
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There you are. It's nice to have a hobby or.
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I mean, I'll pick, I'll pick the ring.
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I was going to give up the money anyways because, you know, it's
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important not to stiff Domino, but yeah, sure.
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Well, we got the crate, we got the money.
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How's the car going, guys? Good.
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Jeb, roll something to make sure that you've put the wheels in
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the vehicle correctly with Retro, who also has to roll
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something. We're all right, We.
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Should probably tell people what you're doing.
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Well, we'll let him know in a minute.
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I mean, I promised Iona, so I'm going to follow through.
24:57
Says Retro as he goes over to the empty car lift and to its
25:00
fire suppression system. And as he steps away, you will
25:03
see that Vanna White has got 4 fresh new racing tires.
25:10
My and she is sexy, ain't she? Not only does it give you a
25:14
bonus to straight aways, it also gives you plus one to wardrobe
25:18
and style when you're sitting in it.
25:20
Because they're so cool. Pick up all the chicks.
25:26
Now why looking good? I mean the extra white walls
25:31
does help give to the Koreans of the name.
25:35
It sure does. Jeff, did you inhale some of
25:37
that foam? No lie to me.
25:44
No, never. I just, you know, it's been,
25:49
it's getting cold out there in that city and you know, just,
25:52
you just got to make sure to take the vitamins and get plenty
25:55
of sleep. Now retro you rolled a crit 37
25:59
on land vehicle tech and the thing you get for that crit
26:02
success is a portable electronic ratchet.
26:06
Oh, portable electronic ratchet. A little like gun ratchet, so
26:11
more powerful than a screwdriver.
26:13
Yeah. But like, yeah, that's pretty.
26:15
Useful little thing, yeah. Definitely.
26:17
A dumb person would think it's a gun.
26:20
I was going to say, where were these crits earlier when I was
26:22
family? Yeah, I know.
26:25
And Vanna White is repaired. You have the ammo crate and
26:27
you're all standing outside of Vanna White and VV with the back
26:30
of the van open. You can see your outfit that's
26:32
still in the box. Thank God that's still there.
26:36
OK. So I would definitely want to be
26:39
able to pump the chemical back into the bio device.
26:43
Roll for it will do. It's really cool watching you
26:46
put those wheels on. Do you always do it clockwise,
26:48
Jeb? Yeah, I prefer it that way.
26:55
This is this is. Do you want to use an
26:58
inspiration there? I don't have any.
27:00
I gave up all. My I hear I have two.
27:03
You can have one of mine. Oh, thank you.
27:05
It does help benefit by the way Iona.
27:08
Yeah, he's trying to get a weapon back.
27:10
Oh, are you kidding? Me Oh, it's a less it's a less
27:14
fail because it went under 20. You see the other crit fail?
27:16
You would have got hit by the phone, but with a 19 it's merely
27:21
just spills all over the ground and then spreads back to behind
27:25
the building. It is ruined.
27:26
Fuck. Fuck, don't touch that step
27:30
back. Well, Ayanna, I'm sorry I can't
27:34
give you the concoction anymore like I promised.
27:39
It's all right, You remember how to make it, don't you?
27:42
I do, yeah. That's that's all we need.
27:47
Ruins my other plans. I'm just going to ignore that.
27:53
That was above the table talk, no?
27:58
Retro has to add the finishing touches, of course, to the rest
28:03
of their master plan that they've been planning since this
28:05
adventure started. Which is.
28:08
They want to puncture every red barrel they can see except for
28:12
one, which they use to pour onto the pile of corpses that they
28:17
have over there. OK.
28:20
Hopefully all of them will be draining close enough and then
28:22
using some of that same fluid that they used to cover the
28:26
bodies they want to paint in large letters.
28:31
Let's see here. And I want to set both of those
28:34
on fire first before hopefully the other barrels catch and
28:39
explode this building well. We should probably all get in
28:42
the van. Yeah, yeah.
28:45
Yeah, this is after. This is after we got the van out
28:47
for sure. Oh, gotcha.
28:49
Oh, that, that wasn't made clear.
28:51
Oh, Oh no. No, no, I was also a bit
28:54
confused. I don't want the barrels are
28:55
closer. I wanted to have some time to
28:58
burn the floor so then it will and then it'll explode.
29:00
A little later. You, you can.
29:01
Where do you want them? Just tell me.
29:03
Oh yeah, I just want them stationed around central areas
29:06
anywhere where it would be a structural support.
29:09
Cool, yeah. And then once Vanna White and
29:13
everybody's out of the building. Yep.
29:16
Great. Yeah.
29:17
Yeah, I set the, yeah, I set the four and the H on fire 1st.
29:22
And then I set the bodies on fire.
29:23
And then hopefully the liquid from the other barrels that I
29:25
punctured will eventually meet up.
29:28
Because if it's a auto shop kind of style, there's going to be at
29:31
least a 7% can't tilt towards the Center for any kind of
29:36
liquid. So that way it gets captured
29:38
properly. And then, yeah.
29:40
Right. Well, you've laid out these
29:41
barrels and sort of a curve across this entire area.
29:44
You set fire to a four and an H on the ground in some of the
29:48
liquids that you poured out, and now you have to roll to see if
29:52
this chain reaction will go off. OK.
29:54
And you're standing right there at the garage door in front of
29:57
Vanna White 30? Yes.
30:00
Great, now it works. 30 Incredible You set fire to this
30:04
little trail of tomb and it cascades towards the first
30:09
barrel which lights up in flames and the hello and then that
30:18
explodes and then the next one explodes and you watch just over
30:24
the wall as this place goes up in flames.
30:30
Pinky's Maelstrom gang is dead and their chop shop.
30:34
Is dust and most importantly, Vanna White is safe and looking
30:40
better than ever. And you drive off.
30:46
Into the sunrise. Yeah.
30:52
Play. Some tunes.
30:58
All copyright music play all that.
31:02
It's fine. We were.
31:03
We were. There's our own rendition.
31:06
Completely, completely transformative.
31:10
Yeah, I changed the song, yes. So it's not the same at all.
31:13
You're. Right at the bar, park the van
31:17
and you get all the parts out for Domino before you're all
31:19
about to head home. And pings, sitting there in the
31:23
bar, reading a book. Oh, hi guys.
31:27
We've survived the night. Apparently do.
31:33
You go to the Bubble Cafe after the Hello Glass Market.
31:37
That seems so long ago now. Weren't you there?
31:42
Me ping. Yeah, he's.
31:45
Always working. The glass market.
31:47
No. No, the bubble.
31:49
Cafe. Yeah.
31:52
Was I? No, I don't think ping was
31:55
there, I think. There was.
31:56
Ping has been at the bar. I think I was at the bar.
32:00
No, I wasn't there. Said the GM checking.
32:04
We we did go to the Bubble Cafe, Yeah.
32:07
And then Van our white got robbed, stolen with by a girl
32:12
that Jeff danced with but. But we did save.
32:16
Your money. I I give them the ammo case.
32:21
Oh, I own a nice, Yeah. So in the end it's all good, but
32:26
it was a lot. Do you do you know what I would
32:30
like to finish the night off with?
32:33
What's that? Phoebe, could you open your
32:38
hollow outfit and do a little fashion show for us?
32:42
I would love to you got to check this out.
32:47
Yeah, I've been waiting to see what this does.
32:50
Yeah, this is the coolest stylish new tech wear that I've
32:58
ever gotten, so get yourselves ready.
33:03
Oh, I'm. Ready.
33:05
I take out my tiles, so I'm I'm getting ready to to snap
33:09
photographs of of of VB of the fit yeah fit check OOTD yes, Oh,
33:21
oh, oh outfit of the the digital day.
33:24
I Digital outfit of the day. Yes, I own it.
33:28
You're so smart. I got there, I got there.
33:30
Hashtag DOOTD. Yes, HOTDOGS, hot dog, Sir.
33:38
Wait, that's what it is. We're just going through all
33:40
like the song Copyright self. Parody.
33:44
That's parody. That's allowed, I said.
33:46
Hot dogs you. Did.
33:48
It's very funny, Vendo. Guys, you know.
33:52
What I'm reading. OK, fine.
33:53
I will look at the outfit you it looks cool.
33:55
Yes, and I can make it what I want it to be.
33:58
Well, that's cool. And does each of the designs
34:01
cost money then? Yeah.
34:03
Oh, it's like micro transactions.
34:06
To play this they. Oh shit, they got me.
34:10
I knew something. You know, I get all these ads on
34:12
my agent for these like mobile games and I never fall for it.
34:16
You know, it would take of course it would be fashion wear
34:21
that gets me. They got you with the
34:23
microtransactions. Is that I love capitalism.
34:29
That's Domino's stuff. Right.
34:31
Oh yeah. Yeah, I'll look at that in a bit
34:34
though. Phoebe, what?
34:35
What's going to be your first outfit?
34:36
I think I'm going to go for sorry, I I think I'm going to go
34:40
for a little a cute sun dress. Oh cool, what colour?
34:49
Obviously pink and green, the usual.
34:52
Oh. You look like a little
34:53
watermelon. Yes, it matches the hair.
34:57
And you, you're, you're showing them the preview on your agent
35:01
and it's on the website of the designer.
35:04
Do you remember the name? I do, yeah.
35:10
I think I do have her name, Miss Mesetto.
35:15
No, I still have to speak. Soft speak or masseno?
35:18
What hollow wear? That's the name of the color.
35:21
Yeah, that's the name of the. Product, not the designs.
35:24
Yeah, so soft. Speaks Designs.
35:26
There's this lovely little cute sun dress and there's the option
35:30
to have it both shouldered or one.
35:33
Let's go for the one shoulder there's.
35:36
A spicy watermelon. Yes.
35:40
It's. Put Tahin on it, host.
35:42
Host. Oh, you're doing wonderful.
35:45
No, a different pose. Yes, beautiful.
35:48
And you're snapping these photographs.
35:50
Are you going to post any of these photographs?
35:52
Well, I'm going to draw some. Garden.
35:55
Let's go We. Got that this this is to.
35:58
Chad, send them to Chad. Oh, Chad.
36:06
Oops. Wrong person.
36:09
Sorry I wasn't phone. He is.
36:14
This poor. Boy, are we.
36:15
Talking, you can feel. You can feel.
36:17
Chat on the other side of the city, very confused.
36:20
Weep. Torture.
36:23
Look. That's, that's so cool.
36:26
That's such a great. Outfit Yeah, this is this was.
36:28
Very well worth the glass market trip.
36:33
I thought. Did you guys spend all the
36:35
money? No, it's no.
36:38
The rest of it's in the MO case, OK, how much you bring back that
36:43
should be about 3200, I believe that's the number I've.
36:48
Written 32132 hundred. That's perfect.
36:53
That's that's not bad. I mean, I gave you 10 grand.
36:55
As well like. Just under a third left.
36:58
Nice. And they hand you back 2000.
37:03
There you go. I pocket it.
37:07
No, I just kidding. I split it.
37:11
I split it. I split it.
37:15
Ping looks at you and stops you from giving a stack to Bendel.
37:19
Oh no, I'll give Bendel 500, don't worry.
37:22
Oh, oh, all right. Otherwise the math is hard.
37:26
Just give everyone 5. Nothing to make it easier.
37:28
All right, Thank you. I was I literally just paying?
37:31
You 500 to to grab a bunch of parts for domino and and get all
37:34
of this stuff. Seems like like a pretty low end
37:36
job. It's not like anything crazy
37:37
happened. Well.
37:41
Speaking of I, I'm going to send a text message to Vivienne.
37:47
Yeah, a text message. What do I call those?
37:50
That's not what they're called. I'll send a message.
37:53
Message ADN. Yes a message I I do want to
37:57
send a message to Vivienne lol. Hey girl you up?
38:05
Just checking in. Hope they didn't slash you lol.
38:10
Knife emoji, water splashing emoji, crying laughing emoji,
38:17
skull emoji. Oh, that's the only way she'll
38:20
respond to me. And you get a text back.
38:24
This is Jane. Vivian has passed out, but she
38:27
is fine. She did a lot of.
38:29
Drugs. I was worried.
38:33
We. Yeah.
38:34
This. Jane.
38:35
Vivian is gone. That would have been horrible.
38:40
It was just a break there. Vivian has passed.
38:43
Oh. No.
38:44
That was, I mean, that was scary when you were when it when we
38:47
were reading it, because it came in Word by word and we were
38:49
like, Oh no, what they did. It's like when it pops up the
38:52
notification you see who it's from and then it only a couple,
38:55
like the first couple of words in a line.
39:00
Very scary as always, gives me so much anxiety.
39:03
I am so tired. I ran so much.
39:07
I'm going to go home. I thank you.
39:11
Oh, this house, that's what. It's more.
39:13
Cooler. Body.
39:17
It's a body let. Me know well that was only one
39:21
thing we needed is it the skin I'm.
39:28
Really sorry, it's the skin. Were you going to jealous?
39:31
What? The last thing he is not leave.
39:35
Your car? Breathe Your body.
39:39
Wait, isn't that what we were doing this whole time?
39:43
I mean, we've got all the parts, but what are we going to put it
39:45
on? So you guys are going to have to
39:48
steal a body I. Don't know, Like a cardboard cut
39:50
out? No.
39:52
Oh, and I just burned a bunch of bodies back at the fucking
39:54
thing. We don't want one of those.
39:59
We need something Proceed. We need, we need something.
40:04
Elegant. So a body that matches Domino.
40:07
Domino. Could you could you say a few
40:09
words for me? Again, I'm going to close my
40:10
eyes and I'm going to envision your body.
40:15
Oh, yes. All right, all right.
40:18
I have a vision. I have a vision.
40:21
Now how do we find bodies? Well, I mean the.
40:25
Morgue. One of us used to work at a
40:27
morgue. Yeah, that's right, Retro.
40:31
But do we want? Does it have to be?
40:32
Like a, you know. Can't.
40:34
Can't we, like, I don't know, make a body or something like,
40:37
does it have to be a person? Does it have to be biological?
40:42
Oh, just full Borg out. Oh, I was, yeah.
40:45
I was kind of thinking just fully Borg, you know, wouldn't
40:47
that be more useful to you as a, you know, not?
40:52
Person, but it's not what they want.
40:55
All right. I mean, I'm just saying that I'm
40:56
not like super stoked on the fleshy weakness that is my body
41:04
and through. The flesh is weak, but Domino's
41:06
spirit is will on Source. But I suppose, yeah, well.
41:11
Well. We do have options one of.
41:13
The options. We go to the morgue and take a
41:18
body. Sounds like tomorrow we have a
41:22
date with death. Next time on no latency.
41:38
Evil is such a reductive term. Redrow, you got a computer for a
41:41
head. I think technically his head is
41:43
ATV, not a computer monitor. My jaw is on the floor then now
41:47
please. But you're taking notes with a
41:51
pen and paper. Were you just inspired by
41:53
something? I mean, I didn't actually want
41:54
to read it and. I chronologically to the point
41:57
where I would show up if I were in this.
41:59
It has been there the entire time we've been friends.
42:01
We need to get a body. No one gets scarer than you
42:03
can't be a terrorist. To my old workplace.
42:06
Morgue. I mean, if the Med tech's saying
42:08
that, then I think we've got to. Remember that fateful place?
42:11
Oh, absolutely. Isn't it spooky at night?
42:14
It is a morgue, yes. It's true, I don't have those.
42:17
Moves, huh? Maybe somebody's.
42:19
Hey Jeb, do you feel we're forgetting something?
42:21
Working late tonight? Who's?
42:23
Your ex boss was do. You remember if there was any
42:25
security, what was? His name again, Doctor Dave the.
42:28
Whole morgue is on lockdown. All right, I'll just have to go
42:31
change my shoes. The alarm didn't go off,
42:33
apparently. Why is the morgue on lockdown?
42:36
There's not really a clear explanation.
42:59
Oh God, I'm so glad you're on a separate track.
43:05
And I didn't talk over you. Fuck, that's so good.
43:08
Jade Inspiration. Really good.
43:11
Thank you. I was.
43:12
Waiting. I was sitting on that one.
43:13
So good, that's the end. Fuck dude what a great way to
43:17
end the year love. You.
43:20
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43:22
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