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July 7 Favorite Moments Show - 07.07.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all bag
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  Speaker 1: all song looking back to back down, giving them mong
• 0:14
  Speaker 1: just like the mozing buck bus things and it's tub
• 0:18
  Speaker 1: y'all to me true good to the Hardy guy and
• 0:23
  Speaker 1: listening to me when together for Stuart to handle Moby.
• 0:38
  Speaker 1: Why don't you join yeah by join me into bed?
• 0:52
  Speaker 1: You gooing me honey, same said, you got to turn, yeah,
• 1:10
  Speaker 1: you go. You gotta turn't the turn at the time,
• 1:42
  Speaker 1: you love, You got to turn out to turn the
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  Speaker 1: water the water go. Comey, come on your back at it.
• 2:00
  Speaker 1: Uh huh, I sure will come on. And everybody y'all
• 2:05
  Speaker 1: listening to the voice, come on dig me now, one
• 2:08
  Speaker 1: and only. Steve Hardy got a radio show man. I
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  Speaker 1: got something I want to share with you today. I was.
• 2:14
  Speaker 1: I was in the gym this morning and trainer Lee
• 2:17
  Speaker 1: haney Son sent him a text, and he sent him
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  Speaker 1: a text this morning of him, dude in the gym
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  Speaker 1: lifting up huge weights, dumb bails doing a bench press
• 2:30
  Speaker 1: like you know, you're just huge dumbbells. You know stuff
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  Speaker 1: I ain't doing, you know, hunted sometimes and that really
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  Speaker 1: she was huge. I've never seen dumbells this big and
• 2:40
  Speaker 1: the man was pressing him, and Lee's son took a
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  Speaker 1: picture of him and he sent this to his father.
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  Speaker 1: This morning's father shared it with me. I wanted to
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  Speaker 1: share with y'all because, man, I can't tell you highs
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  Speaker 1: explain so much of your life. And when he showed
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  Speaker 1: the man lifting this successive weight in the gym, he said, Wow, Paul,
• 2:58
  Speaker 1: look at this dude right here, And he says. The
• 3:01
  Speaker 1: caption he put under it was, don't pray for it
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  Speaker 1: to be easier, pray to be stronger. Don't pray for
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  Speaker 1: it to be easier. Pray for you to be stronger.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't that cold? See? I was thinking about that. As
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  Speaker 1: soon as he said it, I said, man, I gotta
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  Speaker 1: go on radio. I gotta tell everybody what I see now.
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  Speaker 1: Don't pray for it to be easier, pray for you
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  Speaker 1: to be stronger. Okay, let me tell you how important
• 3:29
  Speaker 1: that is now. I just heard it that way today,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm sharing what you immediately because you know what
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  Speaker 1: that has it. It's gonna help me a lot, because
• 3:37
  Speaker 1: oftentimes I've done it indirectly, and then sometimes I've done
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  Speaker 1: it all the wrong. Sometimes I've actually prayed for it
• 3:45
  Speaker 1: to be stronger. But I've also prayed sometimes for it
• 3:48
  Speaker 1: to be easier. I have done that and been guilty
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  Speaker 1: of it myself. But from now on, after hearing that,
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  Speaker 1: I'm changing my prayer because, see, you can't have it
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  Speaker 1: both ways. You can't be strong and weak at the
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  Speaker 1: same time. You're either gonna be strong or you're gonna
• 4:04
  Speaker 1: be weak. Now, if you keep asking God to make
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  Speaker 1: it easier, what you are not asking for is for
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  Speaker 1: you to be able to handle whatever happens. So the
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  Speaker 1: next thing that comes along that you ain't worked your
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  Speaker 1: muscles on to prepare you for, that's gonna thank you two.
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  Speaker 1: So what I learned by that is sometimes I even
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  Speaker 1: I got to change my prayer too. Now I do
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  Speaker 1: most of the time, but I'm a human being and
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  Speaker 1: sometimes I just wanted to go away. But now what
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  Speaker 1: I really need to pray for is the strength all
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  Speaker 1: the time to deal with whatever besets me, whatever comes
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  Speaker 1: in my way. Because to become successful, and we've talked
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  Speaker 1: about this how many times it's hard. So since knowing
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  Speaker 1: it's gonna be hard, why not asked for the strength
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  Speaker 1: to handle that? See, stop praying for weaker moments, Stop
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  Speaker 1: praying for it to be easier. Stop asking God to
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  Speaker 1: make your way playing and easy. Okay, now what now?
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  Speaker 1: You ain't worked your muscles out to learn how to
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  Speaker 1: handle nothing. I was at it this morning. I put
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  Speaker 1: a little more weight on at least said wow, man,
• 5:07
  Speaker 1: you're up any of this morning. In order to grow,
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  Speaker 1: I got to change. And you can't change if you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna stay the same. You can't keep picking up the
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  Speaker 1: same for the pound. Dumb bails. And you want some
• 5:19
  Speaker 1: more results, you're gonna keep getting it. If you keep
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  Speaker 1: doing what you've been doing, You're gonna keep getting what
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  Speaker 1: you've been getting. You cannot grow without the change. So
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  Speaker 1: when we're talking to God and we're asking God to
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  Speaker 1: make it easy for us, why to growth at? Why
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  Speaker 1: to change at? No, you got to ask God to
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  Speaker 1: make you stronger, not to make the situation weaker. I'm
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  Speaker 1: changing my prayers. Man, I'm going at him now with
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  Speaker 1: just just make me strong enough to handle whatever happened,
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  Speaker 1: whatever come my way. Give me the strip to handle it.
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  Speaker 1: And now whatever I see in front of me that
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to go after, that's gonna require more. Give
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  Speaker 1: me the strip to do that too. Help me be
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  Speaker 1: a stronger man. Help me be a strong wronger person.
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  Speaker 1: Help me be a stronger woman, a stronger boy, a
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  Speaker 1: stronger girl, a stronger student, a stronger boss, a stronger employee,
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  Speaker 1: a stronger leader, a stronger follower. Give me that, give
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  Speaker 1: me stripped to do that. Stop asking for it to
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  Speaker 1: be simple and easy and paved the way what you want, man,
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  Speaker 1: The road to success is always under construction. Always. It
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  Speaker 1: ain't ever paved and smooth and easy. Look here, man,
• 6:28
  Speaker 1: go out there to days try to be successful. See
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  Speaker 1: what you're gonna run into Man's orange barrels is workers,
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  Speaker 1: is detools. It's got craters in the road with no
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  Speaker 1: warning signs on it. That's how hard it is to
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  Speaker 1: be successful. The road to success is always under construction.
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  Speaker 1: It ain't fit to smooth out for you. You got
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  Speaker 1: to ask God for strip be what you're supposed to be. Now,
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  Speaker 1: let's look at him. When you make a mistake, and
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna make them, we all do. We fall down,
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  Speaker 1: but we get up. A saint is just a sinner
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  Speaker 1: who failed down, but he didn't stay there. That's all
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  Speaker 1: A saint is. All these Christians running their mouth with
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  Speaker 1: you about how how fired up and save they are
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  Speaker 1: and all this, it got all that, but them people,
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  Speaker 1: them people make mistakes all the time, all the time.
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  Speaker 1: And see the moment we as Christian people start telling
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  Speaker 1: people the truth about being a Christian, more people can
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  Speaker 1: get interest interested in it. But if you're gonna tell
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  Speaker 1: everybody this lie that you're over here living this perfect
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  Speaker 1: life and everything and ever since you came to God,
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  Speaker 1: your life being smooth, and you don't have no and
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  Speaker 1: he didn't took all your pains? And wait what what? What?
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  Speaker 1: Who are you? Where that? Where that life at? You're
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  Speaker 1: talking about heaving now, ain't you? But I heard you
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  Speaker 1: had to die to go there? So what you're really
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  Speaker 1: talking about? Come on, man, I'm talking to the cat
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  Speaker 1: that's in some real pain right now, that's in some
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  Speaker 1: real trouble right now. The dude is at the cross
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  Speaker 1: road now. The dude has been struggling and dealing with
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  Speaker 1: it for a long time. I'm talking to the captives
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  Speaker 1: out there, been trying to figure out what's wrong, man,
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  Speaker 1: why I can't seem to get it right. That's who
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking to. I'm saying, come over here and give
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  Speaker 1: God to try. Come over here with your imperfect self,
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  Speaker 1: with your imperfect ways, and watch him change some things
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  Speaker 1: about you. Watch him give you the strength. See what
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  Speaker 1: he did for me. Let me okay, see best of
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  Speaker 1: all I can do is just tell you what happened
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  Speaker 1: to me. See what it did for me? Was it
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  Speaker 1: ain't so much. He just he just took me and
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  Speaker 1: took how I wars and made me better with it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm still an aggressive man. I'm probably not gonna ever
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  Speaker 1: stop being aggressive. But he took that aggression and he
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  Speaker 1: started shaping it. Now for the first twilve minutes and
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  Speaker 1: the more, to be aggressive about me, Be aggressive about
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  Speaker 1: the feelings you got towards me. Your your father, you'll leader,
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  Speaker 1: your God, your savior. Be aggressive, man. Tell people how
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  Speaker 1: you made it, Steve aggressively since you want to, since
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  Speaker 1: you're aggressive, and I and I and you've been aggressive.
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  Speaker 1: I made you be aggressive with that. Now, since you
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  Speaker 1: like to tell it like it is, Steve, then tell
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  Speaker 1: the truth of how it really is. How I do
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  Speaker 1: for you, what I've done for you. Tell everybody you
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  Speaker 1: know what I've done for you in a plain, simple
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  Speaker 1: way so they can feel you See, he ain't changed me.
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  Speaker 1: He just made me better with it. When you get loud.
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  Speaker 1: Hey man, every Now, I didn't get liued for me.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you want to tell some jokes. You're real funny,
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  Speaker 1: tell something funny, but let it be so more people
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  Speaker 1: can hear. See. That's that's what he did for me.
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  Speaker 1: So for all you casts out there, they're scared to
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  Speaker 1: come on over here because you're scared it's gonna change you,
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  Speaker 1: turn you into some little punk or you got to
• 9:48
  Speaker 1: get sisted up or something like that. And please, before
• 9:51
  Speaker 1: you start emailing me, that's not an anti gay remark.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about. It's a lot of dudes out there
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  Speaker 1: that just don't want to punk up and sisty up
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  Speaker 1: because they're scared that what it's gonna do. Now you
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  Speaker 1: got to come over here and beat this little meek
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  Speaker 1: lamb laid off the slaughter every Sunday. That ain't what
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  Speaker 1: it is over here. God looking for me, God looking
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  Speaker 1: forward for for real soldiers out here. See, everybody I
• 10:14
  Speaker 1: talked to don't want to hear about Christianity. So I
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  Speaker 1: ain't got nothing for him. Then how about that? How
• 10:18
  Speaker 1: about that? I'm cool with that. See every Christian ain't
• 10:22
  Speaker 1: turning the other cheek. I ain't there you slap me man, Hey, mad,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I don't. I don't know. I ain't there yet.
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  Speaker 1: But see I'm a work in progress. He ain't through
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  Speaker 1: with me yet. I might get to the point where
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  Speaker 1: I in turn other cheek. I doubt it. I ain't.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't looking for I ain't praying for that one.
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  Speaker 1: I'm I don't for real about you, man, I'll be
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  Speaker 1: praying for most tramp. So when I when you do
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  Speaker 1: slap me, when I come back around, I'll come back nice.
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  Speaker 1: Oh slap me. You won't slap me twice. I can
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  Speaker 1: promise you that. Where am I going with this? Steve? Huh,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Just remember what I told you. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: twenty one minutes after the hour. Twenty one minutes after
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  Speaker 1: So today we got a good day lined up for you.
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  Speaker 1: Today we're gonna have It's Friday. We're gonna have a
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  Speaker 1: bunch of crazy stuff for y'all. Today. We're gonna help
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: you laugh a little bit today. Folks. You know you
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: you've had a stress for week at work. Some of
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: your co workers didn't got on your nerves. Today is
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  Speaker 1: We're calling this get Ready Friday. Everything to get you ready.
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  Speaker 1: This is called get Ready Friday, Grouf. This is what
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  Speaker 1: gr fl fl get ready for Friday. All of you
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  Speaker 1: got it, but fail right in it. It works, gruff
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  Speaker 1: get ready You guys mind? What did you say that
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  Speaker 1: I did something naked? I like getting naked Friday? Man? No,
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  Speaker 1: I love it. That's the weather. How about this support
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  Speaker 1: Get naked and fried fish Friday. You get burned what
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  Speaker 1: and fried Fish Friday. No, not exactly kind of. You know,
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  Speaker 1: don't understand is what we don't do over here is
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: talk about people. Didn't you blame this in before? You know?
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  Speaker 1: I didn't. I just didn't know. I didn't. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: know what he was doing over there. Yeah, just so
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  Speaker 1: you know, over here making a hit, I don't really
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  Speaker 1: watch what other people doing, especially when they're lagging in
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  Speaker 1: behind me right looking back then, because if you look
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  Speaker 1: over your shoulder, you slow your stride. Today is Gruff Friday.
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: Get ready for Friday. Let's go. You're listening Steve Hardy
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. It's time for something funny, Jake, or excuse me,
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  Speaker 1: Reverend ad Noid, Reverend ad let's do the call and
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  Speaker 1: response and explain that again what we do, what we do,
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  Speaker 1: we preach it today. Okay, excuse me? Do you need
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  Speaker 1: a respirator? Perhap? Everything's fine? Does the sound clumped up
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  Speaker 1: to you? What vix vapor rubb and all that? Just
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  Speaker 1: tok none of networks, none of networks. We were gonna
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  Speaker 1: be reading a sermon today because reading from the Book
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  Speaker 1: of Gap. We're gonna start up from the Gap band
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  Speaker 1: Gap band, Gap band text. You be ginning complaints from
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  Speaker 1: some of the younger members that the sermons have been
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: a little old, outdated. So what we're gonna do is
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: go mix Gap with the Book of Rianna. Okay, thought
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  Speaker 1: us from the Book of Gap, Book of Gap, and
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: they will go into I'm fun. Oh, I'm okay, I'm fun.
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  Speaker 1: Start from the Book of Gap. Something no no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: no no no, sure, I'm cutting you off. I wish
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  Speaker 1: I had some help today. Okay, yes, Lord, amen, go
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  Speaker 1: right there anyway with the right the Book of Gap. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: and then we'll go in keep the book o Brianna. Dude,
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  Speaker 1: you need some vix all over your face and your
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  Speaker 1: chick so weird today? Yeah, right ahead, okay, um started
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  Speaker 1: from the Book of Gap into the book read ahead,
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  Speaker 1: read it ooops upside your head, say oh, throw it down.
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  Speaker 1: First of all, ye I'm sorry, alright, say oops outside
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  Speaker 1: your head, say oops, upside your hand to read that again,
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  Speaker 1: because those are great words. Did you see what you
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  Speaker 1: said there, whoops, upside your heads up. Oh, I wish
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  Speaker 1: I had some help. You better preach, reverend, No, you
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  Speaker 1: better preach. Say it again. Read say oops, upside your
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  Speaker 1: head said, oops, upside your heads upside your head. That's
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  Speaker 1: great text right there. That's great text right there. Now,
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  Speaker 1: could you just switch it up to the Book of Rihanna,
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  Speaker 1: Go up to the Book of Rihanna. And you got me,
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  Speaker 1: let go? You got me, let go? What do you
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  Speaker 1: want from me? What do you want from me? If
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  Speaker 1: I had a crowded head of some people to preach to,
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  Speaker 1: Oh my God, stay with me, stay with me, trust me,
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  Speaker 1: trust me. I'm going somewhere with it. May look like
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going nowhere, but I'm going somewhere with us.
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  Speaker 1: Go right ahead and read that over again. And you
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  Speaker 1: got me, and you got me, let you got me,
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  Speaker 1: let go? She said, you got me, not left do
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  Speaker 1: meaning you had me, but left dope meaning to take
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  Speaker 1: the word go from you got me. You don't have
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  Speaker 1: me no more. Oh hit the mic liked you get me?
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  Speaker 1: So how does my scoop upside the head? Go with that?
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  Speaker 1: Because I'm reading texts for the younger and the older,
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  Speaker 1: bringing the Chick the Book of Rihanna, Sir, and I
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  Speaker 1: tried to buy your pretty heart, but the price true high.
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  Speaker 1: Well try to buy you're pretty hard. Price is meaning
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  Speaker 1: he can do it? Amen? Amen? Amen? Amen, go right there? Amen,
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  Speaker 1: all right, then the church just put it Amen right there? Amen? Right.
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  Speaker 1: I wish I had some help me to follow me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm following me, follow me. I'm going somewhere. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: toe hold us up together. I'm gonna tell all it's
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  Speaker 1: up together. You know it looks loose right now and
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: sear yeah, but it's going somewhere alright. Ah, baby, you
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  Speaker 1: got me like, oh baby, you got me, lego? Did
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  Speaker 1: you swallow your tongue? Who was that? Hello? The moment?
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  Speaker 1: This is such a for text. It makes me baby,
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  Speaker 1: You got me like, oh, keep going, I know I
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  Speaker 1: pay the man. You love when I fall apart. You
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  Speaker 1: love when I fall apart, fall apart. You love when
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: I fall apart, when I don't have it together. You
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  Speaker 1: love that when I'm not together. You love when I
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  Speaker 1: fall apart. And then we go back up to the
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  Speaker 1: top again, and you've got me. You let me go,
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  Speaker 1: and you look when I fall apart. You see what
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  Speaker 1: I want you just got to textdown. Someone, go down
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  Speaker 1: and deep into the deep into the message. Read down
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  Speaker 1: deep into the oka. Uh say oops upside your head?
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  Speaker 1: Oops up back to the older people in the chap,
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  Speaker 1: who comes upside the head? Now, I want all you
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  Speaker 1: gappers apples and finger snappers, finger snappers, and you toe
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  Speaker 1: tappen and love rappers. I need to just wrap it
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  Speaker 1: up right there, I'm done. You read it again. I
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  Speaker 1: read it again. Okay, Now I want all you gapper
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  Speaker 1: and finger close this thing. Read now. I want all
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  Speaker 1: you want. I want you to read it and didn't
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  Speaker 1: close it all up. Now I want all your gappers
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  Speaker 1: and finger snappers, your toe tappers, and you love rappers.
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  Speaker 1: That is a powerful message. Enjoy your day, make something
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: of yourself. Alright, something funny, uh coming we just did that. Alright,
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  Speaker 1: run that breakback with the nephew coming up, something loser.
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  Speaker 1: We'll be back. You're listening, Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright,
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: it's time for never. You tell me to run that
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  Speaker 1: bring back it will never. It just doesn't. Ignorance never
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  Speaker 1: stop something no everybody gonna do do do you stupid Paul?
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. We take it to the
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  Speaker 1: next level. Yes, yes, as you're not. Last year someone
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  Speaker 1: had weed on the church van. Please gather your thoughts
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  Speaker 1: if you would. As we go to the phone call
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: of weed on the church must Hello, I'm trying to
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: read Dare brother. Hello, Hello, because I see brother Dare
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: brother d Okay, Yeah, this brother Scott your church and
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: belt the Baptist. Hello, Yeah, I'll call you. I'm trying
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: to get a little information about the church man. And
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: what's what's your schedule? Uh? Will you drive the church?
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: And what's what's your schedule? I drive it Wednesday, Fridays
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: and Sunday. Okay, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday, last Sunday. What what
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: is that sketch o Sunday? I usually thought about eight
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: o'clock in the morning, probably a little earlier, depending on
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: some of the elderly people that I had to go
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: pick up and bring to the church. Make sure they
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: get there okay, and get situated and make sure they're
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: on time for the service and whatnot okay, and then
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: you take them back home after services over. Yes, I
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: try to get all of them back home, unless they
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: got family members or something that come up there and
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: meet him up. They and want to take them to
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: them on Sunday afterwards, but I usually get everybody back home. Okay, okay,
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: this class Sunday, which is Paul to the reason why
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: I'm calling you. Uh. They're saying that some of the
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: church uh members that was on the band this Sunday. Uh,
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: they are complaining, saying that, uh that the church van
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: was smelling like weed when they got on that. Excuse me,
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: they say the Churnings van was smelling like weed when
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: they got on there. And you are the person that
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: was driving them. No, no, no, no no, no, no, no,
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: not not not the van that that. I'm sad. I'm
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: I don't no, I don't. I ain't smoke weed. And
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: no van, do you smoke weed? I don't smoke weeds.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: I mean not, Carl. I mean I have before, but
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: I don't smoke weed now and I would smoke weed
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: before picking some people up to go. No, no, now,
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: fro who told you this? Well, all I know is
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: what what what's come down the pipeline is. They're saying
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: that that a couple of the members came complaining. See
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: note this this just happened last week about this pipeline.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: I want to know who the pipeline is because just
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: last week they came and me talking about that. I
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: I was using the van to go places that I
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: wanted to go to on my personal time. Now I
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: don't do that. I don't do stuff like that. Now,
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: I haven't had a past, I haven't had a history,
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: So I don't do stuff like that, and I wouldn't
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: smoke in no church van. So are you seriously talking about? What? What? What? What? What? What?
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: We're trying to We're trying to get to the bottom
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: of it and see what's going on with you. The
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: eulderly person said, do you know which one? I don't know?
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: They loved me Every Sunday then people tell me they
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: loved me. Uh, they say I'm one of the most
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: respectful young gentlemen they've ever met in their life. And
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: so I really find it hard to believe that you
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: you getting this type of complaints about me. What I'm
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: serious to me? Like who we I don't know what
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: that means or nothing like that. Look, brothers, I don't
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: know you too well, and I know you don't know me.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: But I've been driving this van as as as a
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: point to try to change my life and where I
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: come from so this is something that I wanted to
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: volunteer even though I'm getting paid to give my time
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: to do this for the church. And now this is
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: like the second instance where y'all and came at me
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: on some stuff about like I'm trying to do something
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: with this van. Now, why would I disrespect the church
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: van by smoking weed in it and then letting the
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: weed stay in there so other people can sleill it? Okay,
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: so let me tell you what we're gonna do. We're
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: gonna go out here to the church van to say
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: we're gonna go out here today and open it up. Now,
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: if we see any sagely anything around the driver's seat,
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: then then then then we're gonna We're gonna definitely, uh
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: point you open the van up. Man. I was raised
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: in that church. Man, My mama go to that church,
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: my grandma. See you go to that church. See the
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: reason we even all left that church. And you think
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna mess up? They ain't by driving around in
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: the band full of elderly people smoking and I don't
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: know why to dand smell like weed. Man, I don't.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: I don't got the answer to these questions. I'm just
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: trying to tell you that it was me. Did you
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: have some weed in your pocket and lint it with
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: your smell it? I ain't had no weed on me.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: Stop trying to say like I had weed on me
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: and you ain't gonna get me nothing that I had
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: no and we ain't had no weed on me. Okay,
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: Now you ain't gonna mess up my name or my
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: family's name in this church and disrespect us like this.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: Now We've been helping this church for years, and I'm
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: trying to tell you that I ain't riding around and
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: no fans smoking no weed with no elderly people. Did
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: you ask any of the elderly people if they had
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: any weed on them? Uh? No, we didn't know. No,
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: I didn't think about no elderly people having no weed.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: So you assume it's me with one of them guys?
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: Got coma something? What? What? What you know? What you know? Who?
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: I think? What? Did you know? Who I think the
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: weed belonged to? Oh? I think I think the weed
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: belong and a few times from the Steve Hartan this show.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: What damn you just got a preak? Oh my god,
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: you just got what is his name is brother uro? Lawrence?
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: Lawrence Laws um. Larry called her Larry Larry in trouble
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: with me. I hit him with man, Man, I got
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: one more thing that I got one more thing to
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: ask you, man, what is the baddest and I mean
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the land, Man Steve Harvey Morning?
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: So man, go no risch Man going on the chill
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: out the rest of the day. I trt Man, I
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: know I'm gonna smoke no weed? Whoever had the weed?
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: The people man, my grand we all read what we
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: all the happy Fried to. Every matter of this is
• 29:17
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• 29:53
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• 29:56
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• 30:08
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• 30:10
  Speaker 1: they or the shelter will make the final determination as
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: to whether the match is perfect. Carlo. We know you
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  Speaker 1: his name was my dog? That was her name? Wait
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: what I named the dog? My dog? My dog? And
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: so when I go, yeah, my dog, what's his name?
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: My dog? That's what I'm asking. You're listening to Steve
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Most of our listeners where I've worked?
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: Right now? Guy? And I guess what? What? Job interviews
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: are useless? Uh? This is according to a new study,
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: job interviews are useless. We've all gone through job interviews.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: You just called me. Well, it's a good thing because
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: it would have been it would have been useless. What
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  Speaker 1: new survey and a new study, job interviews are useless,
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: especially if those job interviews are free form. Recent ours
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  Speaker 1: would be free form on this particular job. Researchers found
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: that people have too much confidence in their ability to
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: make accurate judgments from face to face conversations. Now, because
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: of this, interviewers ignore other important important information, such as
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: the past job performance or of an applicant, and other
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: job related skills the applicant might have. Instead, they allow
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: themselves to be charmed into hiring the wrong person. So,
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: Steve Jr. Jay Tommy, Uh, tell about your first not
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: this job interview, but tell us about your first job interview. Oh,
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: I had a job one time. This true story. I'm
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: gonna make up some other stuff later on, but this
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: right here is true. I had a job. I was
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: very tiny, as the boy as small, and I had
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: a job at a car wash and the car shells
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: placed and I would set back the spedmens you know,
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: so so it looked like it was a new car,
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: you know, like it was three thousand miles. I said
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: it back to like a thousand miles. And I didn't
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: have the interview for that, just because I could fit
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: my ass up under the dashboard. And then I was
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: turning back and I was you know, I got so
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: fat I couldn't get up undy and I lost that job.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: I didn't last that long. Get somebody else. Yeah, you
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: have to get somebody. I'm gonna sit back. I wasn't
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: oldom to said that. Wow, Steve, I know you have
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: a story about interviews. Yes, I know you do. I
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: was an interview one time for this job after I
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: got laid off at Forward. It wasn't that good a job.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: I just needed work, man, I just needed some work.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: And I'm sitting in this interview at a insurance company.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: But it was a debit insurance company. I ended up
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: working for Commonwealth, but I interviewed for another one, a competitor,
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: and it was just real rank. Debit insurance companies is rank.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: It's nothing but a rip off. And I'm sitting down
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: an interviewing. Its fat dude is interviewing me. And I
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: got a little suit on. I impressed it out nice
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: and everything. So he says, uh, so tell me why
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: I should hire you? And you know I was so.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: I was my third interview with this raging ass coming
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: and was kind of pissing me off, you know, so
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: he said, so tell me why should How you don't
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: say I'm about as good I'm really so to tell
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: you the truth, I'm I'm about as good as anything
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: sitting in here right now. Okay, I don't see nobody
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: around here that I think could outsail me or anything.
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: He said, you're just basing that on the way people appear.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: I said, noncious, how I feel about myself? He said,
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: So do you think you can outsail me? Asked when
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: the interview didn't do Yeah, I don't really see you
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: beat me doing nothing, he said. He said, I think
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: you should leave this interview because there's no way we
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: with HW. A person is arrogantly said, man, you're fat.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: You know the word fat? Bestard blows the nobody. Actually,
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: if it's just in your eyes, nobody, nobody, I'm not
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: giving a job coming, Okay, nephew. I interviewed to be
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: a bouncer at a strip clop. What hey, boy, man,
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: I'm going to the bathroom. I'm not gonna sit here
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: behind your little high but I need your money. I
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: needed the money a strong never had a muscle in
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: your chest. Young, show is gonna be bound. You can't
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: throw nobody at It's strippers bigger in two days that
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: the strip cluss scripple whoop. And I lied to you
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: that I picked up some money off the flow and
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: I was gonna give it to it. She thought I
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: was taking her money. And I got my brother whooping
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: some male strip club that get diamond, diamond. I'm gonna
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: junior this is every day, every day day you got
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: all the smelling like victory. I was cold and interviewed
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: on Jay like peach any but can you stand yeah? Man, yeah,
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: you've been in a fight before. I'm like, yeah, y'all
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: handled myself man day too, she thought, Wait with thirty dollars. Oh,
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: I never had a job interview. I had laid. My
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: first job though, was laying palets of grass yaws. I
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: quit the same day. Have you ever laid palets of y'all?
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: I can't say that I have breaking Oh my gosh.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: I let him have it. I was sixteen. I let
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: him have that. You're listening to morning show. What y'all
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: need to do? Right now? Let's get close to the radio. Wow,
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: because you gene it is about to come on. Baby,
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: I'm yelling. I love a baby. At the end, come
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: out and come out con see I'm not I'm sorry,
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: Carlin Shirley Junior, Timey and the White and down and leave.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: The greatest introducer in the world, Jay Anthony Brown. Yes,
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm so excited to be here because
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: I am I'm opening up a small business at home.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: This is yes, this is what I want you to
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: start doing. People. I want you to start listening to
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: use your home. Okay, open up you a business, do something,
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: be very creative, be an entrepreneur. Okay, I'm opening up
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: in my in my kitchen, my own men's beauty parlor.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: This is where you come out for It's like it's
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: like yeah, it's like a beauty part where you can
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: come out and you know, you get you get me,
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: you know like me and I love to do that
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: every time you say because we're so aggressive, you know
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: they want to be a hard anyway. So you know,
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: like we have um, you know, their feet need to
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: be softened. You know that hens need to be done
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: like a pedicure. Pedicure man and yourself like that. You
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: know in the kitchen, in the kitchen you're doing people
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: fee So you got and you know what you gotta
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: do is come in here and you're gonna put your
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: feet in the tub of the water. We're gonna stopping
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: up out your cut coast and stuff like that. And
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: you know what, you're gonna typing up your cut coast
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: and then you know we're gonna get you trimmed up
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: in there. But then what more important, Like I know,
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: Junior need this because you got excellent. So this is
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: what has yeahs active, my friend, I don't have no yes, yes, yes,
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: you don't sell You gotta tell you yeah so because
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: I ain't never So you're gonna see the act like
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: I ain't never popped in black heads on your back.
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: You gotta see that act like I ain't never popped
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: up black head on your back, sitting here and say
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: I ain't that you ain't never did it. I ain't
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: never about you know a little bit there never the
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: same kitchen you will be cooking in. I'm not gonna
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna covering my whole kitchen table and what I
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: do cross that table, across this tape, because because we
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: got to get your back, because you've got eggs. You're
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show, all right. Coming
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: up next, it's Jay Anthony Brown with another murder, another
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: murder to hit the song. Well, that's one the thing
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: about the murders of hits is to take the song
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  Speaker 1: the hits at least key song. We've got something in common.
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  Speaker 1: A great song, very good song, but the song is
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: dedicated to people who have nothing in common at all,
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: yet they remained together. Check it out. Sometimes you just
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: get sick of him. You used to be my line,
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: and now sometimes I will stay you are dead fed up.
• 41:20
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• 41:24
  Speaker 1: my shoe in your head. I hate you. I hate
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: you that you and the glue and not my bood,
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: not my book. Time for you to move. If you
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: stay away, I might just want to kill you. I
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: know you, I know you. You just can't take the truth.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: We ain't got nothing in coming. I'm just being honest.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: Will you? We ain't got nothing in coming? Hell, I'm
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: being honest, will you? It's time for me to set
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: for self free. You bring the heat out of me.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: I will be catching. That is such a stupid It's
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: time for me to set for self break. You bring
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: the heat eyt of me. I will be catching that.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: Tip is such a stupid We ain't got nothing in coming,
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: and I'm just being honest, will you? We ain't got
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: nothing in coming? Hell, I'm being honest. Will you do
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: that said? All? Does that? That said? Many coming? You
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: ain't got nothing? Don't stop it. I'm just being honest.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: You you bring the hat et didn't need. I hope
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: you catch alationship where you ain't have nothing in coming. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: that's amazing. You realize that. I don't think when they
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: in the door and they when they come back from
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: wherever it is they've been, and they come back and
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: they go, hey, that's it right there. That's what I
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: can't stand about your when you say, hey, how you
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: doing that? Gets how you doing? See that's the thing
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: that's making me man right there that you spoke good morning?
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: What's so good about it? You hear that? One get
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: to that point when the relationship is empty. Everything is wrong, Yeah,
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: all of them. All of it's on your last note.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: Everything they do. The breathing, Hey, I just took the
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: way you breathe. My girlfriend can stand away. Her husband
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: chewed his food completely. She was done. They divorced shortly
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: shortly to one more time you choose something, one more
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: time you get on my last had a girl. I
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: had a girl told me she didn't like my cologne,
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: And never did you know? We was only like David
• 44:16
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• 44:21
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• 44:46
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  Speaker 1: out of here. Totally disagree, karate kidding me? Anybody you're
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: listening show, Hey, coming up at the top of the hour,
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• 45:10
  Speaker 1: strawberry Ladder. But next Tom and Frank, Tim and Prank
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: phone call time and got one didn't do with this thunderboat? Hello? Hey, man,
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: let me not here? Who's called? Hey? Just tun the
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: boat from the club man? What does she get in? Hello? Yeah, yeah,
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: this thunder boat man? What ties she get in? What
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: do you mean? What did you get in? Uh? She
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: ain't in here now, but you know what I mean?
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: What you need? Hey? Uh, I'm trying to actually get
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: an address and stuff. Man. She got me dancing this
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: weekend on Saturday night, and I want to see it.
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: Make sure I got the address to everything. Everything still home?
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: You know I didn't already gave answering, So whatnot? What
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: you mean she got your dancing? She asked me to
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: do some male dancing on Saturday night. So I went
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: on and took off at the club. And uh, you
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: know she don't already got my Mike gall ain't she
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: ain't had you do no mail dancing? My girl? She
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: nah my gals, he goes and she goes to school
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: at at night on weekends. So you know, naing, Okay, okay, okay,
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: who is this is? I ain't David David fiance? What? Yeah,
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: that's my gal? Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on,
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: squeakers been to getting married, squeaky squeaky Wait wait wait, okay,
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: a guy, na I'm David, right, Okay, that's that's that's
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: that's squeaking squeaker to give me on my gal? You
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: said you were dancing. I dance that man is I'm thunderful.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: But how do you know my girl she come to
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: the club on say that, she asked me about doing
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: some dancing for this coming say that, so she always
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: gave me half the money. He comes to the clubs
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: on on Saturdays. Now my girl go to schools on saturdays. Lane,
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: you know, now on what listen first, I'm blowing way,
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: but you trying to tell me, squeaking Mary that you
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: got me really toe up with stuff I don't know. No, No, squeaking,
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: that's what we call her at the club. Man. I man, look,
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna get into all of that. What I'm
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: really calling about it she got me working this weekend
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: doing some dancing, and I'm trying to just make sure
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: that we're on for this week because I didn't gave
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: my spot up at the club. You're trying to tell
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: Michael hanging out at him Buck Naking Club dance man.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: Squeak had been coming up in them man, for the
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: last week. He's been there long enough to help nick names.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: So I do know squeaking for five years. Sqeaky been
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: coming Man, this this thunderbolt. Me and Squeaker go way back. No, man,
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: well we're gonna handle when she get in here, and
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: you can, you know, handle yours? Have you got to
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: handle it? Talk to wherever you got to to get
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: your little money or whatever. No, no, no, I don't
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: wait a minute, man, that's not as you're listening. Man,
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: I can't get my slot back at the club. The
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: squeaker got to give me the remaining balanced, man. Even
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: if she ain't gonna do, I need my other winding balance.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: I get to give you the main balance of nothing. Man,
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: I need to ring my money money that that she
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: gave you. What you sing, you can just count that out.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: Here's gonna give your things. Hey, man, I'm under boat,
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: gonna get his money. Man, I need my one fit
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: sunderboats don't get this, well, then that's what you got
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: to do to That's what you got to do. Man.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: I told you what that's for, sundabook. But we need
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: to getting no kid talking about calling you kid and
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: all the soo, ain't ain't working for to give money
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: a Wayne to some funderboat lighting or whatever. He ain't. Man,
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: Look man, it's thunderboat. It ain't lighting. It's thunderboat lighting
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: and worked on Wednesday night. There's thunderboat. I don't know
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: who you didn't talk to already about that, but you
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: need to haul that them. But don't be calling here
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: asking my girl to give you some money. Ain't giving
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: you because she don't make nothing. I'm coming over there
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: now and get my money from squeaky. I ain't. I
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: ain't hearing it. Don't make nothing. You think all the
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: money around here, so you ain't gonna get nothing from
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: over year fathering. So you can wipe that your mind.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: I'm coming over there to get my money from Squeaky today.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: You're coming over here. I'm coming over to get my
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: money from Squeaking. I ain't got time to play. I
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: love my slot at the club. And see what you get.
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: See you get some money. Get your leg stunted coming
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: over there to get the rest of his buney. You've
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: been not bring them over here because you come for what.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: I tell you what it bring him going over here
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna show you lighting it. I ain't know
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: you got some money on verdab she ring here and
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: giving you money and the way I'm struggling, I tell
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: you what you bring your little fiel you won't do
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: and watch one throw down. Hey man, all I'm saying
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: is I'm gonna come over there and wait outside down
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: for Squeaky to get there to get the rest of
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: my money. That's what I'm saying to you. You're gonna
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: come over and said outside what I've been to come
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: over there and wait outside for Squeaky to get this
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: so I could get the rest of my money over
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: here and said out side money house, That's what I'm
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: been to do with That's when it takes for me
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: to get my money from Squeaky. I'll tell you what.
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: You bring him over here there and sit outside of
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: my house. And when you get you you blow the horn. One.
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: That's what you do. You throw the horns. Come out
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: there and meet you and let you know what's going
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: down for push them and we leave me here. She
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: can see you all laid out like, come out over
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: and get your money. I'm gonna be get my money.
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: Screen you on me a hundred and fifty dollars and
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: I'm been to come get. Don't give up what she
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: told you. I said a mom is she giving you?
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: You gotta be happy with that. You want to come
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: over here talking about you want some old money. You
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: know somebody old thunderbolt or hundred and fifty dollars and
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: thunderboat don't get his money better trying to go and
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: dance at the club on this weekend. So here you
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: will not be dancing at the talking about sitting out
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: front of mom. Squeaky gonna give me my wumping. You
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: ain't even't got nothing to do with this, is no
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: way this transaction is between me and Squeaky. It ain't
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: got nothing to do with you no way her name is,
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: then he's got everything to do with me. You call
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: my const talking about chilling you from mine, and you
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: going over here. I got your money, come get you,
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: and I got your money right here. I gonna be
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: sitting out first waiting on you. Squeaky the one asked
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: for me to dance sadday night. Squeaky, Yeah, I told
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: a three hundred dollars sous kills. Now I ain't gonna
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: get no kills, but I'll tell you why. I am
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: gonna get my three hundred dollars. I got one fifty
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna get the other one fifty with Squeaky
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: it out. You ain't getting it from me. You're gonna
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: get you buston from me. I got one more thing
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: I need to say to you. What you're listening to me?
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: I'm listening. But this is mith you Tommy from the
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: Steve Harby Morning Show. You just got cranked by your homeboy.
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: Who Who's this is Mitthew? Timmy man from the Steve
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: Harby Morning Show. You just got pranked by your homeboy. God,
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: you need to quiz to play too much? Y'all had
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: round this. I'm putting on boots man, I got gear
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: up to the glad ends squabble, I got pikes and
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: bad that I didn't a whole man. You're man, y'all,
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: bro I've been glading. Somebody drank yo comming. I'm gonna
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: get that. Y'all got me, y'all got me? Man. I
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: got one more thing. I gotta ask you, man, what
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: are you? What is the bat? I'm talking about the
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land, the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: All right, so, um jay, and this is nothing personal.
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: This has nothing to do with you. This story. I
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: just want you to know that you know I'm working
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: so so the story goes. When you leave a job,
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: either because if you were fired or in your case,
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: because you quit, there's a good chance you've got some
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: opinion about the company and the people you worked with.
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: So uh, let me let me just ask you this.
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: Have you ever dropped some truth bombs on your way
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: out the door? And if and if so, any regrets?
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: Put man on the internet for the world to see
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: the world. Oh the Internet has changed. People can ball
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: up a note. Yea, I never got the note, but
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: the internet eraise a voicemail. Oh you heard from me?
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: And you know why I'm mad, Steve, I know, no, well, no,
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to grow into a level headed form of Christianity.
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: This is new. But if this is helpful, don't get hot. Well,
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: I didn't let me go somewhere else. Oh you know,
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: I didn't fight off on the way out the door
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: a couple. Yeah, I don't care to ship too much
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: left for job. Well, you know, not so much cuss
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: what I did. Okay, this true story. I was working
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: at General Electric Brandon call it just born in October.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: Christmas come and they had layoffs. Now, instead of waiting
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: until we come out of Christmas, They're gonna lay us
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: off the Friday before Christmas. And then they gave all
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: of us a turkey, a frozen turkey pound turkey. Okay,
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: so I took my turkey and threw it through the
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: general manager's window on the driver side of the car. Yeah,
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: excuse me. I took my twenty pound threw it through
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: the window on the driver side of my general manager
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: car because I don't want you. Damn. I got way
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: more problem than for Christmas. I'm still another turkey. That
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: ain't no damn problem, hands and everything. I got a
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: partner you're listening to buckle up hole long time and
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: at twenty three, thank you telling me subjects saying daughter
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: with an insane mother. Hey, everybody, I am having the
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: most crazy time in my life. My mother, who I
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: love dearly, believes that everyone in the household is putting
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: root on her. Me personally, I don't believe in the
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: crap and and I for darn sure will not waste
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: my hard earned money on such focus pocus. My mother
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: has diabetes and eventually and evidently a slight case of dementia.
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: Most of this is coming from her side of the
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: family because they go to root workers to get spells
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: taken off them or to cast some of their own.
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: My father, my sister who recently my father, my sister
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: who recently had an ic D defibrillator, um implanet, myself
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: and myself and myself so uself. They go to rude
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: workers to get spails taken off them. Are the cash
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: some of their own my father, my sister who recently
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: had an i c D defibrillator put in their chest.
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: Myself and I meet is getting stressed out. That's how
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: she meant. Myself and okay are getting stressed out. You
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: don't know how read it people, I'm eager. I already, well,
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: let me finish the letter. Getting stressed out because my
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: mom is always accusing of harming her, such as making
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: her sick, taking her hair out, making her look like
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: a man, and so much other bull I tell her
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: that she needs to go to church and pray to God.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: Then she says that it was God that told her
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: that we were putting the fix on her. I can't
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: take it anymore? What should I do? Sincerely, sane daughter
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: with an insane mother. I don't know anything about roots.
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: I've heard about it. I don't know what it means anything. Uh,
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: you know your mom clearly needs to go to the
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: doctor and get checked out. Go ahead, Steve, I mean
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: clearly she needs help. With all due respect though, Yeah,
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: she needs to go to the doctor. Yeah, okay, cool,
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: I do see you said something in the letter with
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: all due respect, yeah, because it's her mom. What do
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: is we're interjecting respect in this letter for when it
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: ain't nothing in the letter at all? So I don't
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: feel like this. Look, if you can call your mama
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: a root worker, then please let me go on through
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: the ladder and discuss your mama freely. This is really
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: what it is. Your mama crazy and a whole family
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: crazy going to root workers. All right, you're having the
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: craziest time in your life because your mother, who you
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: love dearly bleeding. Everybody in the house is putting root
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: on it. For those of you that don't know what
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: that is, that's some ignorant Mississippi Louisiana mess that people
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: down south think that somebody can put a spell on
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: you roots. That could be voodoo. You gonna visit Voodoo
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: Princess up on Route one. You go down there, you
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: can do anything you can. But he didn't hear the
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: bottom line. Like the lady said, it's a bunch of
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: hokus pokers. My mother has diabetes. Here we go, your
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: mama crazy and a whole family crazy going to root workers. First,
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: let's kick it in with your mama sick. Throw in
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: your mama ain't taking her insolently. Take it. Throw in
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: your mama missed a couple of shots. Taking in the
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: fact that your mama eating pine cake on a regular basis.
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: All right, most of this is coming from her side
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: of the family because they go to root workers. Okay,
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: your mama crazy and a whole family crazy going to
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: root workers. That means they go to people with with
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: with animal items around their neck, like chicken feeding stuff.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: This is the This is element tree root working you're
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: talking about. See chicken feed is elementary. You got to
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: have like a hang like a piece of goose liver
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: on your neck. To get into the higher elevations of
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: root work, you gotta find a duck bill platypus. You
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: know what that is? An animal. You gotta get the
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: foot of a duck bill platypus to really be into
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: elevated forms of root You just gotta chicken foot. Anybody
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: get a chicken for help. You might want to show
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: up with a rabbit foot. You got to get deep.
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: You gotta get a chicken or a duck head. And
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: this is how ignorant this letter is. What you wanna
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: do is like you don't care, like a tip of
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: a black cat tail on your neck or something like
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you stuff that I look my father, my
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: sister who recently had an i c D defibrillating plane.
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: You know defibrillator that's when like your heart go out
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: and they put them two things on eathing. Now I
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: don't know how you don't pack that whole thing in
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: your chest. But obviously your family is battle than the
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: average family. Now you got only fat people that's got
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: these two things in their clear already we're dealing with
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: something excess crazy. My my answer don't have to make
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: sense because the damn okay Mo, she gotta defibrillate a
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: whole defibrillator they cut in nabulaces they had to point
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: in her fat as chest. That was really wrong. Overweight,
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: fat route working family then got a defibrillator, which really
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: I think it ain't a defibrillator in her fact behind.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: I think it's a refrigerator. That's what's really in your
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: fat family chest. A refrigerator ain't defibrillator. How you get
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: that in your chest? A whole defibrillator in your chest?
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: What it is? I think she's misspelling it here, just
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: like she wrote all these bad words. And then this
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: is a insurator in your fat mama chip. Then you
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: said accusing her of harming her, such as making her sick.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: Your mama already got diabetes. It's that taking her hat out.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: Listen to me, you know your half finning when you
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: get diabeting, making her look like a man. I underline
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: that can't nobody to make your mama look like a man.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: You know your mama looked crazy. I don't care you
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: wrote this letter. You know good way of your mama
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: looked creany. My mama has never a date looked like
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: a man. She's been sick. My mama been down and out.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: I buried Mamma. At no point did my mama look
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: like a man. Look, you're sitting up in there trying
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: you've got your mama is actually mighty Joe young, and
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: you are trying to get her sick behind away from woodworkers.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: For those of you that don't know what that is,
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: that's some ignorant Mississippi Louisiana mess that people down south
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: think that somebody can put a spell on you roots.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: That could be voodoo. You need to get your mama
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: a mirror, because at no point should your mama walk
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: in the room and look like a damn man. We
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: need to stop this right here, then, you say, and
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: so much other bull I tell her she needs to
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: go to church and pray to God. She do, but
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: you need to go down there with her because the
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: next time your mama walked in the room and look
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: like a man. I want you to just holler at
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: the wow Mama looked like a man. Part two of
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: Steve's response is coming up at twenty three after the hours.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: You do not want to miss this. You're listening to
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. But I come on, Steve, Yeah,
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: come on, Steve with your response Part two. Let's have
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: it to the letter right now. It's gonna be different.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: And please come back to the letter saying daughter with
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: in the refrigerator that's in the crazy people. Let me
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: see my father and my sister, both of them had
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: I c D defibrillators in planet, which is a misprinted
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: actually refrigerators in these fat people. And what they didn't
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: put in them is all of the stuff that the
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: lady need to work roots on each other, like his
• 1:03:19
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  Speaker 1: Now let's get to the pot monkey. Oh what my
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  Speaker 1: mama looked like a man? Who mama looked like a man?
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  Speaker 1: When did your mama walked in the room and you
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  Speaker 1: thought it was Joe Frage? When the last time your
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  Speaker 1: mama came in and you went flavor flame? You know
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  Speaker 1: I'm said, what what is your mama? Route? Paul? We
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  Speaker 1: need to get you when you're walking the room and
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  Speaker 1: your mama looked like beings? My what you need to do.
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  Speaker 1: him about a new roof. Okay, okay, your mama cannot
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  Speaker 1: be walking around looking like a man. Nah she And
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  Speaker 1: now on me is night at the church, and don't
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  Speaker 1: nobody know it? Brother, you want to stand up, introduce yourself.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sister Creamer. Yeah really you are, so introduce yourself
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  Speaker 1: and brother. Listen to meself. If you're gonna come to
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  Speaker 1: me it's night, you ain't wear no dress. There ain't
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  Speaker 1: no me's night. That's my mom. Okay, we gotta go
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  Speaker 1: email us or Instagram. That's your thoughts on today's strawberry
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  Speaker 1: letter at my girls, surely okay, switching gears now, this
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  Speaker 1: is for you guys. According to Maxim magazine, why do
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  Speaker 1: you want to sleep around even if you're happy in
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: your relationship? Okay, turns out we're all naturally a little slutty. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: that's what it says. As much as you want to
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  Speaker 1: pretend that you're the most loyal, you're yes, yes, yes,
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  Speaker 1: I forget what's on the outside. Inside she looks, excuse me,
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  Speaker 1: you want to pretend that you're the most loyal, dedicated, faithful,
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  Speaker 1: and monogamous creature on the planet, you're still a human being. Guys.
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  Speaker 1: There there's a study that involves uh sexual stimuli a
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  Speaker 1: boring sex leads a person to seek out more exciting
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  Speaker 1: sex in a nutshell. What they're saying is, if you
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  Speaker 1: want to keep it faithful, then you've got to keep
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  Speaker 1: it interesting and exciting in the bedroom. So Steve, here's
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  Speaker 1: a question for you. What do you do? And we
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  Speaker 1: may already know the answer to this one, we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: ask you anyway, what do you do to spice things
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  Speaker 1: up and keep things from getting stale? Monkeys? I do it,
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  Speaker 1: that's just that's just go to sexual trick monkeys. You
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  Speaker 1: can train a monkey to work to video camera because
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  Speaker 1: they're trained. Some of them just being cage is just holly,
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  Speaker 1: you know, just smold you know. They don't touch you.
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  Speaker 1: You know. Some of them know how to stay up
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  Speaker 1: on the chandeli. You know, yeah, they're athletic. Okay, what
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  Speaker 1: about you? What about you? Same question? What do you
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  Speaker 1: do to spice things out? Just get married again? Every time?
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  Speaker 1: You know what, just ain't working out? Junior, the young
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  Speaker 1: one on the show, what do you do? What do
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  Speaker 1: to spice things up? If I'm in there, I'm already
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: of spice stuff because happened for me? You want me?
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  Speaker 1: Let me take my shirt off, saying you want all right?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Caution, caution, caution, nephew, what you got? How
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  Speaker 1: do you spice things up? I do stuff? My stuff
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  Speaker 1: is interesting, like I like, what was two weeks ago,
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: I came in the room with just my whole body
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  Speaker 1: covered in mustard because my baby like and I just
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: came in with just all must just spic. I got
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  Speaker 1: your hot dog and your mustard. You see what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. No dishes but mustard in
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  Speaker 1: your asses. I've never done it with mustard in your
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  Speaker 1: row in your roll. Has not got to be pretty
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  Speaker 1: at all, has not her It just must have, girl,
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  Speaker 1: don't judge him must steak smelling. You're listening to Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Okay, uh, time for something funny. And
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  Speaker 1: I'm laughing because you guys are comedians and you're always
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  Speaker 1: talking and coming up with new stuff. You're gonna try
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  Speaker 1: this comedy Roulette today. Comedy Roulette has to do with
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: you guys. See you guys, the ladies are gonna give
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  Speaker 1: us subjects. Gonna take five subjects, five or four. We're
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  Speaker 1: gonna put them on and see brought it. You're gonna
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  Speaker 1: put four or five subjects on the wheel. We're gonna
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  Speaker 1: spin the wheel. Whatever subject it stops on. Everybody will
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  Speaker 1: take a minute. I'll do a minute, Tommy will do
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  Speaker 1: them innute, Junior do a minute, and you know, test
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  Speaker 1: our comedy skills to see how quick we can come
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  Speaker 1: up with jokes just off the top of Okay, alright, alright,
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  Speaker 1: subjects for you, okay, okay, all right, all right, how
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  Speaker 1: about this people who don't have cable Okay, okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: what is that thing on your lip? That's a subject.
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  Speaker 1: That's okay, louse, we've hair, that's a good subject. Okay, alright.
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  Speaker 1: This is for the ladies. Men who have it going
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  Speaker 1: on but with an ugly white woman. Okay, yeah, Jay,
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  Speaker 1: you slipped white in there on me. All right? And
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: how about this, when you guys love cars, how about
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  Speaker 1: raggedy car. Okay, you're gonna spend the right Let's let's
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  Speaker 1: get the board up to spend the wheel. Test spend
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  Speaker 1: the wheel for us white women stand him, Let's go
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  Speaker 1: around ald ok Okay, look it's stopped in raggedy car.
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  Speaker 1: I remembers one time I had a car was so raggedy, man,
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  Speaker 1: And you guys can contested this. It cars so raggedy.
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  Speaker 1: When you go to the up, you have to wait
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  Speaker 1: till the show us over, till you walk out to
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  Speaker 1: your car. You know what I'm talking about. I had
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: it brown and black Pinto and it got repossessed. Now
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: here's the bad part. Not only get repossessed. I would
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  Speaker 1: build the bus and I have to pass the report
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  Speaker 1: place every day and see my bus right. Let me
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  Speaker 1: see my car right when those cars it had. When
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  Speaker 1: you drive, you can see the hole in the in
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  Speaker 1: the bottom, the hole in the bottom, so you drive,
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  Speaker 1: you can see the highway. I just keep extra coats
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  Speaker 1: in the back, so somebody roll with me. I did
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  Speaker 1: have an air condition on the heather man put on
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  Speaker 1: them jackets because it's gonna be cool. I bad, Come on, Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: let's go. It could only make left turns. Really, you
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  Speaker 1: could only make left turns that way, So when you
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  Speaker 1: come out, you got to know precisely which left you
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  Speaker 1: was gonna make in order to get where you was going.
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  Speaker 1: You make the wrong left, we would miss class. Going
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  Speaker 1: to college, you have to know exactly which way you
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  Speaker 1: was going. But this was just straight left. Could not
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  Speaker 1: make or right, but nothing. And when took it to
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  Speaker 1: the mechanic top, he said, I just don't know what's wrong.
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  Speaker 1: I can't get it to make rights. So we had
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  Speaker 1: to now try to figure out can't we get our
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  Speaker 1: GPS to understand that we can't go rights holing at you.
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  Speaker 1: I am rerouting. I am rerouting rerouting. Listen, I'll tell
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  Speaker 1: you like this, My grandfather had to wrack this car,
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  Speaker 1: which made it hard for us to spend false quality
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  Speaker 1: time together. Right. So, one thing about people right the
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  Speaker 1: cause is that they don't know they call is rag
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  Speaker 1: They know like they have no clue that they call.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: Because every time that your grandfather outside, it's like he
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  Speaker 1: had instructions for me to ride with him, like like
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  Speaker 1: lift and saying lift for no Papa a regular, no,
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  Speaker 1: just open. I mean, it was so crazy my mama
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  Speaker 1: would he ride with her for the trick that The
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  Speaker 1: part about it is he didn't take his card. They
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  Speaker 1: never take their cars to service departments. Right. No, with
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: papa car breakdown, we have to roll on our day together.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: We have to roll into larious yard. Larious yard is
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: where a cargo. When you suit you pull the yard,
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  Speaker 1: you see five to seven other non working cars. Your world.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna get the car fixed. This car is raggedy.
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  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. You know, call raggedy. When
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  Speaker 1: you you're Fenna, get in the car with your boy.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't never been in this car before you're look
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  Speaker 1: inside and don't even see a place for a key
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  Speaker 1: at all. He popped the truck, cropped the hood. Get
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: up on the hood and stand up in there. He
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  Speaker 1: got a longmost starter. You just pull it a couple
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  Speaker 1: of times. Get that thing fired up. I can talk,
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  Speaker 1: I can tell, I can talk up. My daddy had
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  Speaker 1: a comment when you would sit in the car, he
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  Speaker 1: was the only one that didn't smell gas. Right, everybody
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: sitting there, we could smell it right. And he had
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  Speaker 1: to never to smoke sitting in the car. Right. Oh
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: you know, you know you were in a raggedy car.
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  Speaker 1: When did your grandmama how the air condition that hung
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  Speaker 1: out the window? Yes, when the unit in the car.
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  Speaker 1: I have seen that to the back window because the
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  Speaker 1: front air condition the door won't he to rig that
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  Speaker 1: up through the wires? That raged? That's pretty it's nice, man.
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  Speaker 1: This is no man. I had a party, man carging
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  Speaker 1: no air condition? Right. I hate to see a yellow
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  Speaker 1: light coming in take because that means you got to
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  Speaker 1: sit at that light in tune. Happened. He didn't get
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  Speaker 1: out and run around the cars, And man, what did
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  Speaker 1: you do it? Because I gotta get some at first
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: before we take off. He couldn't see that that light
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: dog one tune half man man the car mounted he mounted,
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: no lie, he mounted a paper towel rack in the
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: car when used to help paper down right under the
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: rear view mirror. You're gonna be sweating that. I had
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: a car one time that's so regularly had. My kids
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: were driving from Atlanta to let me in South Carolina,
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: which is about three or four hour drive. Right the
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: car overheats. I look over in the field. These little
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: rascals is in the corn field playing while my car
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: is overheating. And if y'all don't get your back, you're
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: listening to the string show. Bob bob blab blaive. Hey,
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: my nod just had a little Richard flashback. Just we
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: heard it. Richard performed at our church one time. Turned
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: it out, Lord Hammers, a little Richard was a Christian
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: before it was a heat. Well, good mornings, everyone's hi,
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: call it hey sister out there. How you doing brutal
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  Speaker 1: for brutal for blue? Hey, junior mornus ist Dale, I
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  Speaker 1: see you trying to work on your little base in
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: your voice, Yes, ma'am, trying to pick it up. That's good, junior,
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: it's real good. I'm proud of you knowing him. She's
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: still gota ways to go, you know. Don't want you
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: to think cause I'm complimenting. You need to stop basing
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: it up. Yes, Hi, jaf Son, how are you doing today? Beautiful? Beautiful?
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: Where is that boy? You was always talking about the
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: one with the fat head? What's the name after the
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: white man in the wheel chair? The governor of Alabama? Segregation? Now?
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: What is your black George Wallace? Yes, that's him. Yeah, boy,
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: I don't I don't know where you've been a little
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: waterheaded boy? Yeah, he was. Hello Shirley, Wow, Hello, sister Otel.
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  Speaker 1: How are you meanderful, beautiful hearts man in life? Well,
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: you asked me this every time you come on, and
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: I have the same I'm just trying to see if
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: he's steal with you. He gets ma'am, and I have
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: the same response for you. Married life is wonderful. Thank you. Well,
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: that's good. If you ever have another response that wants
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: to be here for you, Yes, ma'am, I'm so happy
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: that you're thinking of me. Well, so what y'all been
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: talking about? What's going on anywhere else? Today we'll talk
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: about breakup. You know, if you've never gonna experience breakups
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: and stuff happen all. Most of my husbands have passed
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: or I died. That ain't real breakup when they die.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: For him died for heart failure. Fore um died for
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: just a stroke. Up, and you had a leven altogether, right,
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: mm hmmm, So what about the other three? Yeah? What
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  Speaker 1: happened to that? Thanks to you? Living old boss this
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  Speaker 1: it's hard to kill all? Did you kill his hands? Around?
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: Lord a mercy? Too? Of them needs to just gone
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: and push their chips up to the window because he
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: ain't looking at good. Cliffers don't look good no more
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: at all. I can't believe Iver married him. I saw
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: him at the casino. He came up on the bus
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: tour and he was at the casino here in a wheelchair.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: And then he got to get out of the wheelchair
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: stand on a walker to put his quarters up to
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: turn them in. Now, that's just too much you and
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: you can't walk, you can't stand, you can't go nowhere,
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: look at it. I sachade right up there in front
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: of him so he could see this good thing was gone.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: Push my chips right up to the window and walked
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: right off. Never didn't even look at him. I know
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: it was here. I didn't even speak. I'm speaking phone
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: your ex husband Gix for a reason. So you left town. Yeah,
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: ain't no man, leave me. I live here because it
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: wasn't no good. And now he was in mad shape.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: The Lord puts up on it. Oh you know, the
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: lord of that voodoo. I tried voodoo. I don't really
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: care for voodoo. But my sister went to New Orleans
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: one time. He came back with a chicken foot in lord.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: Next thing, I know, his whole left side, so it worked,
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: and then sister, O'Dell, you know what, I hate to
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: This is the hardest for me. I think when I'm
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: talking with you, to just bring you some bad news
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: or some unpleasant news. You don't seeing to bother you
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: that much. You all the one all way brainy. Well,
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: I'm the one that talks to you mostly about you know,
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: news headlines and things. But you can't wait to tell
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: me what is it? Sire? No? Do you remember Batman
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: the show Batman? Um bad Man, Yes Man, Batman. H
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: It started Adam West of course as Batman. Uh huh, well, um, yes, ma'am.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: He passed away this week. Um, Adam West pass yes, ma'am,
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: Adam West, yes, Holy let me get Adam Wish, the
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: man that pay Batman. Yes, ma'am. It's not robbing. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: not robbing, yes, ma'am. A d a m Adam Wish, Yes, ma'am.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: He died on Saturday. He was eighty eight. Shelly, Shelly,
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: is your show? That is Adam that's gone, yes, ma'am. Batman,
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: the man who played Batman. Yes, okay, good Jesus. I
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: thought you meant Alfred Lloyd Jesus, Alfred batmange is doing
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: that cave all they wanted it was getting real better down. Yeah.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: I used to hum the theme, so when I was
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: BA Bad Maid, I just put it on. Even shaink
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: Batman the whole time he did, he'd be down. They're
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: gonna what bamno oh man on this show. I thought
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: you man at for the Butler was gonna you to
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: ad them. I didn't really can't add him. I'm missing
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: and everything. I like that. Yet my hands on that
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: little boy wonder though a little punk all right. And
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: I tell you one thing that that boys would have
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: been all right Carlo's reality update coming up next. Thank you, sis,
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 1: you're o jail. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: All right, Carla, hang on. I know you're terrified of snakes,
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: and this is a snake story. Okay, Florida Wildlife officials
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 1: are encouraging residents to help them take care of a
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: little problem. All you need to do is grab a
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: wild python. The state has been trying to get. Yes,
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: the state has been trying to get rid of the
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: invasive snakes, but all attempts so far have failed. They've
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: hired more trappers, trained p full how to catch them,
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: and even brought in tribesmen from India, you know, snake charmers,
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: I guess. But the snakes are still slithering all over
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: the place. So now the Florida Fish, Yes, the Florida
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 1: Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission has launched the Python pick
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  Speaker 1: Up Program, Carla. Now, under the program, anyone who successfully
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: catches a python can win a prize. I love that. Okay, Okay,
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: I'm getting to that. All you need to do is
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: submit a photo of the snake. Submit a picture of
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: the snake that you caught, and the commission will send
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 1: you a Python Pickup T shirt. Amateur snake wranglers will
• 1:25:43
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  Speaker 1: well with professional snake hunters who believe it's too dangerous
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  Speaker 1: to send amateurs to capture my Yeah, are you guys
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  Speaker 1: afraid of anything? I kill? An? I'm afraid of everything
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  Speaker 1: down at the zoo people, I'm everything you mean, tailed meat.
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  Speaker 1: I'm afraid of what they're locking up, anything locked up
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  Speaker 1: they're looking up for reason's locked up? I'm I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: because you're not afraid of something I'm scared of being.
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  Speaker 1: I'm scared of being held at gunpoint. That's it makes
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  Speaker 1: me pee on myself. Man, if i think I'm about
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  Speaker 1: to be held at gunpoint, I'll stop. That is not
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  Speaker 1: a feeling. I can tell you about that another time.
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  Speaker 1: A good feeling second couple. We're learning so much about
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  Speaker 1: you just looking at me. You wouldn't think I'm the
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  Speaker 1: of it. It's so easy going. You make him laugh.
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  Speaker 1: But let that second wife come in here. Take the
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  Speaker 1: in your low one, Please don't. We're talking about snakes.
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  Speaker 1: What's happening about in there. I've never heard you say
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  Speaker 1: that you were afraid of anything, though. Steve, well, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Shirley what you got? All right? This is a story
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  Speaker 1: about the biggest lie told on social media. Um saying
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  Speaker 1: that everything you put on social media is real, right,
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  Speaker 1: Uh No, a lot of people lie. Here's some of
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  Speaker 1: the craziest lives they've told on social media. They make
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  Speaker 1: up fake boyfriends, give him his own fake Facebook account
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  Speaker 1: so he could comment and post on her page. I
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  Speaker 1: mean that's taking it to the extreme. Snapchatting and photo
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  Speaker 1: of the sky and saying off for a jog, really
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  Speaker 1: took the photo from inside the house, not going for
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  Speaker 1: a jog at all. Changing relationship status to engage to
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  Speaker 1: get a guy's attention, you know, lying about having yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I mean they're big lives, lying about having big plans
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  Speaker 1: for the day or the weekend, and then lying about
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  Speaker 1: traveling the world, and even stealing pictures of places to
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  Speaker 1: make it look real, stealing pictures. But it's like like
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  Speaker 1: Christmas and Easter, if somebody sends me a really good
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  Speaker 1: Easter greeting, I will copy that and send it to
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  Speaker 1: somebody else because mine is not as good. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know, and yeah, just I don't even know where
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  Speaker 1: that stuff is, so when you get it from me,
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  Speaker 1: I took it from somebody. Yeah. I like that. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not the only one. I'm not. No, no, no, no no.
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  Speaker 1: Especially we can get a text. Yeah, I done that
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  Speaker 1: a lot. You've done that a lot yet, greetings and
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  Speaker 1: stuff like that, Uh huh yeah really good. What about
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  Speaker 1: the making up a fake girlfriend or white That's something
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  Speaker 1: I would never do. You never make up a white,
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  Speaker 1: make up a white Steve. Steve, let me have that.
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  Speaker 1: I got. I gotta hear of myself I mean, I
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  Speaker 1: am making it, but I'm here to help you. He
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  Speaker 1: got all up. It can forget something you do that
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  Speaker 1: cause you forget sometime. Surely did you say anything about
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  Speaker 1: lying about your car like a Rose Royce or something
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  Speaker 1: like that? Oh? Oh, he would go what you've taken
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  Speaker 1: a picture of Steve's car? Oh no, not Steve? Who who?
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  Speaker 1: I know? You didn't ask whose? Who else? Got one? Yeah, Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't say anything about they got one. They got one?
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  Speaker 1: Jay had what we'll see if I tell you the truth.
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  Speaker 1: What people believe is the finance company came and got it,
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  Speaker 1: so that was representsed. It was not represented. But see
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  Speaker 1: that's what they think. That's what they ain't. The problem
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  Speaker 1: was I live in l A and the places I
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  Speaker 1: would go, but not Rose Royce worthy. Okay, I mean
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  Speaker 1: that's taking it to the extreme. I would never like
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  Speaker 1: I go to seven eleven spin chur swap me. Just
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  Speaker 1: you don't need a Rose roy You just don't. You
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  Speaker 1: don't want to shoot hoops down and don't need going
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  Speaker 1: forward one. It looks nice, but you don't need a road.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta have a Rose Royce environment. It's not so
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  Speaker 1: just one more thing. Uh, some of these postings, man,
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  Speaker 1: I think I think one of the biggest ones I've
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  Speaker 1: seen was right here on this show. One of the
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  Speaker 1: biggest lives I've seen. I mean every time. And I'm
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  Speaker 1: just gonna put him out there because every time my
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  Speaker 1: dude put his call on the internet, it break. You know,
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  Speaker 1: you keep putting on the broke cars on the internet
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  Speaker 1: like they knew, and you just showed the front of him.
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  Speaker 1: Whyn't you open umber hood and show these engines? Man,
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  Speaker 1: having more trouble about your call, don't call them broke down?
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  Speaker 1: Three years then all my cars have turned Ronnie rose Roys.
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  Speaker 1: They don't run, get runs. I just I didn't take
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  Speaker 1: the time to learn how to drive it. There was
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  Speaker 1: a lot of buttons on that I was pushing that
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  Speaker 1: I shouldn't have been. Boy, I didn't know what I
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  Speaker 1: was doing. Okay, boys, I'm learning my vehicle. Now you
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  Speaker 1: talk about nobody helping your ass be broke down on
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  Speaker 1: the highway with a Rose Roys. Oh my, they that's
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  Speaker 1: good for you. That's like you yet that was some freeway.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't no love broke down roes, that was Timmy problem.
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  Speaker 1: Oh don't work. I don't work all that money trying
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  Speaker 1: to father for it. That's not a good feeling, man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm tying. I ran out of gas in my rose rush.
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  Speaker 1: It was not a pretty day, pretty danger. I sat
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  Speaker 1: in the trunk because that one about to see me
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  Speaker 1: tell you that J Brown, you never get that true?
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  Speaker 1: True he was going to places that wasn't You gotta
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  Speaker 1: have a lifestyle. Where were were you made the DECI
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  Speaker 1: I'm getting rid of this car. I think when it?
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  Speaker 1: When it? When I ran out of gas on Crimshaw, right,
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  Speaker 1: I ran out of gas on crisp Shaw and there's
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  Speaker 1: no I mean Crishall was a nice place, but broke
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  Speaker 1: down rolls, rods and people like I mean, I got
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  Speaker 1: in the trump, I just set in the trunk and
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  Speaker 1: when the people came with together, right, take this card back?
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  Speaker 1: So what do you want to getting? Depending and the
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  Speaker 1: orange one? Tommy ain't like that though, Tommy, Tommy got
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  Speaker 1: all his car lining him up like he got so
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  Speaker 1: in front of his cars, like he like he made
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  Speaker 1: weather forward flu here. Yeah, whatever comes up like he
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  Speaker 1: may well everybody like they just called a lot right
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  Speaker 1: down the street. I will say this. I will say this.
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  Speaker 1: I have lied and took a picture in front of
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  Speaker 1: Uncle Steve's call and put that on the internet. I
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  Speaker 1: have done that. I'm not gonna lie. I need it.
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  Speaker 1: And what did the caption say? Oh? You know I
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  Speaker 1: was between the may bike and a row. I was
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  Speaker 1: right between both of them. Just sent it out like yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the nephew coming up, you know, so I kind of
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  Speaker 1: feel like I really wasn't line line coming up, coming up.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't say they were my cars. I just didn't. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: did Steve see it? Did see he see the post? No?
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  Speaker 1: He wasn't even doing it in that you know, he
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  Speaker 1: don't do it. I got picture all in, I mean
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  Speaker 1: his housing, like it's my house. I got. You don't
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  Speaker 1: tell me what nobody leave you So it was cool.
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  Speaker 1: Tell me with throw parties with Steve leftown. You punched
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  Speaker 1: me one day, Jane my chest man. We have a
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  Speaker 1: fight at this aid were doing Wow Runday uposed to
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  Speaker 1: be You're supposed to be like Ja, you gotta have
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  Speaker 1: a life to have a rose. Oh my god, he
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  Speaker 1: hitting it right on the mail. It's like, yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: think I'm supposed to be in this car right now.
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  Speaker 1: Like you don't drive through the McDonald's, but I have
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  Speaker 1: rolled through pop Eyes. Though I haven't got something. What
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  Speaker 1: y'all got, here's what you got us? Tell them school
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  Speaker 1: that came in your main car? Oh, I see what
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  Speaker 1: you're saying. It's got to be a special car. What
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  Speaker 1: is your main call? I'm selling mine? Got sold? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: what car? He's making room? That's what that means, soldier,
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  Speaker 1: Cause yesterday you could have gave me the car and
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't have had to buy this one. You're talking
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 1: about soul gave together one of them. Sounds real polar.
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