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Cheating Suspisions, Cougar Buying Signals, Grilling Tips, Best in Sport and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: a good morning everybody, y'all listening to the voice, Come
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  Speaker 1: on dig me now. One and only Steve Harvey got
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  Speaker 1: a radio show. Man got a radio show because God
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  Speaker 1: is in a blessing business. I just happened to be
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  Speaker 1: a recipient. I just happened to got a couple of
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  Speaker 1: things right, and man, his grace and mercy carries you
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  Speaker 1: the rest of the way. All you got to do
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  Speaker 1: is get a couple of things right, and then his
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  Speaker 1: grace and his mercy will take over his favor, his
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  Speaker 1: love of you. It's it's already evident. I mean, you know,
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  Speaker 1: because so many times we go along without even acknowledging
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  Speaker 1: him or conferring with him in our decisions, and we
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  Speaker 1: look up when we find ourselves in a predicament, and
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  Speaker 1: he always comes to the rescue. He always manages to
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  Speaker 1: show up. He's never too late, he's never one minute
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  Speaker 1: too late. And so in light of this today I
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  Speaker 1: wanted to talk to you about something. It's another principle
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  Speaker 1: of success that I'd like to share with everybody this morning.
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  Speaker 1: And once again, these are not things that you don't
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  Speaker 1: know or you've never heard before. These are just reminders
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  Speaker 1: along the way. And one of the things you have
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  Speaker 1: to be conscious of is don't be afraid to change.
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  Speaker 1: Don't be afraid to change because change is coming anyway. See,
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  Speaker 1: I have a theory, don't be afraid to change because
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  Speaker 1: change is coming anyway. You know, everything changes, nothing remains
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  Speaker 1: the same nothing, and change is inevitable. Now, you could
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  Speaker 1: participate in the change, or you can react to the change.
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  Speaker 1: Are you following me. You can participate in the change change,
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  Speaker 1: or you can react to the change. But don't be
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  Speaker 1: afraid to change because change is coming anyway. Now, what
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  Speaker 1: I mean by that is this, in participating in the
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  Speaker 1: change or reacting in the change, there is a difference. See,
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  Speaker 1: if you react to the change, that means the change
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  Speaker 1: has occurred and now you have to make the necessary
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  Speaker 1: adjustments to the change. Example, the boss walks in. You
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  Speaker 1: think your job is good. The boss walks in and
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  Speaker 1: hands you a pink slip. That right there, that's a change.
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  Speaker 1: Now you didn't participate in this change because you didn't
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  Speaker 1: ask for the pink slip. But now you got to
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  Speaker 1: react to the pink slip. Whenever you have to react
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  Speaker 1: to the change, it's an adjustment period. It almost throws
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  Speaker 1: you off. So change is going to come. It always does.
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  Speaker 1: You could participate or you can react. Or let's say
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  Speaker 1: your boss comes in and hands you the pink slip,
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  Speaker 1: and you said, you know what I've been preparing for
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  Speaker 1: this day. Always knew nothing. Last forever, I've been working
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  Speaker 1: on the sideline on the business idea I had and
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  Speaker 1: I had, or I had several other applications in around town.
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  Speaker 1: I was just holding off to see what was going going.
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  Speaker 1: So when they hand you the pink slip, the transition
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  Speaker 1: to adjustment you make is a lot more smooth a
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  Speaker 1: transition because now you just transition into your new business
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  Speaker 1: I did that you've been working on, Or you transition
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  Speaker 1: into the apps you already had in or the contacts
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  Speaker 1: you made the preparation for when the day they're coming
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  Speaker 1: in hand you the pink slip we stee, what did
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  Speaker 1: they surprise you with it? This is just one example
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  Speaker 1: I'm giving you, so you know, let's not nick pick
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  Speaker 1: the message. So what I'm saying to everybody is, don't
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  Speaker 1: be afraid to change because change is coming anyway. So
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  Speaker 1: many people are stuck in a rut because of your
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  Speaker 1: our refusal to change. I was hell bent on a
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  Speaker 1: certain thing going a certain way, and this is how
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  Speaker 1: I was going to go. Well that that I was
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  Speaker 1: thinking didn't really fit. Now in my own personal experience,
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  Speaker 1: this may not be yours, but in my own personal experience,
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  Speaker 1: the things that I've had the most trouble letting go
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  Speaker 1: of was something I wanted when I line myself up
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  Speaker 1: with the will of God to ask God what he
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  Speaker 1: wanted for me. You understand, those things came a lot
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  Speaker 1: more easy to me because it was in the will
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  Speaker 1: of God. It was what God wanted me to do too. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: see what you mean by that? Okay, here we go.
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  Speaker 1: When things were going wrong in relationships for me, what
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  Speaker 1: I did was the biggest mistake I've ever made, was
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  Speaker 1: I attempted to fix what was wrong in my relationship
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  Speaker 1: outside of the relationship filming. Okay, so I'm out there
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  Speaker 1: working my groove like I want to. Well, now, guess what,
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  Speaker 1: there's a cause and effect for all of that too.
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  Speaker 1: Your house ain't gonna get better, it can't. And then
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  Speaker 1: that lady's room for some other things. And so now
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  Speaker 1: that when the change come, guess what, I gotta react
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  Speaker 1: to it. Now, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta have
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  Speaker 1: a reaction to it. Had I lined myself up in
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  Speaker 1: the will of God, the transition may have grown differently.
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  Speaker 1: It could have still ended the relationship. But guess what,
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  Speaker 1: some of the pain I was in I ain't had
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  Speaker 1: to go through. I bought a lot on myself. Sometimes
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  Speaker 1: you're pursuing a passion of yours, and what God really
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  Speaker 1: wants you to do is pursue your gift. So now
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  Speaker 1: you're pursuing your passion. Right, you're passionate about golf. You
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  Speaker 1: love golf so much, you just determine. But now you're
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  Speaker 1: messed around. You ain't made it on the PGA Tour yet,
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  Speaker 1: and you fortify still talking about I'm gonna play on
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  Speaker 1: the PGA Tour. Really, Okay, maybe you ain't as good
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  Speaker 1: as you think, or maybe you're not as gifted as
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  Speaker 1: you think. Maybe you're pursuing a passion. Sometimes, man, we
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  Speaker 1: have to change and we have to ask God what
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  Speaker 1: is his will? His will is much simpler. It's a
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  Speaker 1: simpler rule. Not going to be easier, it's simpler. See
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  Speaker 1: when I wake up. Now, it's simple for me to
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  Speaker 1: wake up because I know that are a few things
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  Speaker 1: that I have to do. I have to click this
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  Speaker 1: mic on. I have to be positive. I have to
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  Speaker 1: be inspirational, I have to be in form and if
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  Speaker 1: I have to be uplifting, got it, That's what he wants.
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  Speaker 1: All I got to do is sit down, close my eyes,
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  Speaker 1: ask God to help me be who he wants me
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  Speaker 1: to be, and for the most part, he tell me
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  Speaker 1: what to say. Now, guess what he's done though to
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  Speaker 1: create this in me. I went through enough things in
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  Speaker 1: my life. I had enough challenges. I made plenty of mistakes.
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  Speaker 1: So I now, at my age, I can turn around
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  Speaker 1: and tell somebody listening to me, Okay, this is what
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  Speaker 1: I did. This is a mistake I made. Maybe you
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  Speaker 1: see yourself in this story right here. Maybe you don't
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  Speaker 1: have to go this way. Or this is what I've
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  Speaker 1: learned about becoming successful. Here's a principle that I learned,
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  Speaker 1: But then guess what I had to be unsuccessful to
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  Speaker 1: get it? Though did not. So you can't have a
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  Speaker 1: testimony without a test Change is coming. It's inevitable. You
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  Speaker 1: can participate or you can react. I much prefer to
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  Speaker 1: participate in the change. All right, let's go. You're listening,
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  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, It is here the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: Another great day filled with gratitude, which leads to the
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  Speaker 1: proper attitude. Thanking him allows you to be introduced to
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  Speaker 1: more blessings from him. It's a simple thing. The more
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  Speaker 1: you thank him for, the more he gives you to
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  Speaker 1: be thankful for. That's a principle of success. Please burn
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  Speaker 1: it in your mind and live your life accordingly. This
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  Speaker 1: is the Steve Harvey Morning Show, starring Shirley Strawberry, Colin Farrell,
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  Speaker 1: care Spates, Mississippi Monica, the Legend, Nephew Tommy, and Ladies
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  Speaker 1: and gentlemen, that damn Jay ain't Thonny Yes, Brown Brown Junior,
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  Speaker 1: what's on your mind? You know? Uncle? Yesterday? And closing man,
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  Speaker 1: you said something had me really thinking, and I'm just
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  Speaker 1: thinking about this unc. You said that pressure really ain't
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  Speaker 1: crushing you because my mind, the pressure I'll be feeling,
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  Speaker 1: Man's like I got to get it or if I
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  Speaker 1: don't get it, I'm a failure if I failed man
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  Speaker 1: as a lot of people depend upon me. But I
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  Speaker 1: thought it really interested is how you look at pressure
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  Speaker 1: that the pressure really ain't crushing you. Pressure is not
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  Speaker 1: designed to crush you. Pressure designed to push something out
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  Speaker 1: of you that's buried on the inside of you that's
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  Speaker 1: going to be necessary for you to attain in order
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  Speaker 1: to get the things you've asked God for. That's what
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  Speaker 1: the pressure is for, to push something inside of you
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  Speaker 1: out so you can have it to you to get
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  Speaker 1: you to where you're asking God to take you. I'll
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  Speaker 1: give you an example. You're under pressure to perform a
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  Speaker 1: certain way. You think this is what you're calling me, right,
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  Speaker 1: You're under pressure to develop, you under pressure to produce.
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  Speaker 1: Right now, what that pressure is doing is is making
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  Speaker 1: you dig down on the inside to discover the necessary tools, attributes,
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  Speaker 1: and characteristics that you possess on the inside that will
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  Speaker 1: allow you to attain, develop, and produce the things you're
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  Speaker 1: asking for. Because every dream comes with the test. You
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  Speaker 1: can't have the dream and don't get the tests. In
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  Speaker 1: order to get to something, you got to go through something.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't nothing just right on the table in front of you.
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  Speaker 1: In order to get to it, you got to go
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  Speaker 1: through it. And so the test are there to design
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  Speaker 1: you so that you can develop the things on the
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  Speaker 1: inside of you. That's what pressure is, Julie Man. That's
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  Speaker 1: what pressure. Knowledge and wisdom give you the same knowledge.
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  Speaker 1: That's like when you when you got to Pete. That's
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  Speaker 1: a lot of pressure. You know what I'm saying. That's
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  Speaker 1: a lot of pressure. But you got to go let
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  Speaker 1: him go ahead exactly. Example, just just get something going
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  Speaker 1: to the bathroom. That's so pressure, but you got to
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  Speaker 1: go through something. All I say is I'll be right back.
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  Speaker 1: See that analogy the reason why. That's the reason. That's
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  Speaker 1: all right, very thing right there, stopping here, all right?
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  Speaker 1: Thank God? To look at the time, uh coming up
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  Speaker 1: at thirty two minutes after the hour. The nephew will
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  Speaker 1: run that prank back right after this. I ain't the
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  Speaker 1: only one felt this pressure. You're listening to show right
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  Speaker 1: now it's time for the nephew to run that prank.
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  Speaker 1: Back what you got. We're gonna on the menu. We
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  Speaker 1: we were down in an entree section. This is called
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  Speaker 1: stupid right here. This is straight stupid. It's in the menu.
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  Speaker 1: Apartment three sixteen, Apartment three sixteen. I'm going to be
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  Speaker 1: at my all time high of stupid. Okay, this is
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  Speaker 1: a special part of the menu. This. You don't have
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  Speaker 1: to set us up with your stupidity. You can just
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  Speaker 1: go ahead. No need to forewarn us, taking us too
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  Speaker 1: wasted words? Right, all right, don't set up then three
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  Speaker 1: to sixteen Apartment three sixteen, cat Dog, if you would, Hello,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach deal. Yeah, this is dead here
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  Speaker 1: you deal. How are you doing? Man? My name is Bonn. Dude,
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  Speaker 1: h you're living. I'm trying to make sure I got
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  Speaker 1: the right dude, Man, you're living right apartments? Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: live going on? Okay, you live an apartment on three sixteen? Right, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it is something I need to be worried. What was
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  Speaker 1: going on at O No, no, no, everything cool with
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  Speaker 1: your apartment. Man. I got your from a lady at
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  Speaker 1: the at the leasing office regarding what's in what's it
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  Speaker 1: in regards to well, actually, what's going to happen me
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  Speaker 1: is I'm going to move took fort and what I
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  Speaker 1: wanted to do, you know, Uh see me in every
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  Speaker 1: apartment I've always heard. I've always lived in an apartment
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  Speaker 1: at three sixteen. And I know you in three sixteen,
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  Speaker 1: so they you know the girl at the office gaming,
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  Speaker 1: you know, because I don't want to move nowhere else where,
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  Speaker 1: I came be in room three sixteen. I gotta be
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  Speaker 1: you know, it's just real superstitius, I know, but I
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  Speaker 1: kind of gotta help you. Say your name Vaughan? Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm right. And who gave you my number? Again? One
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  Speaker 1: of the ladies at the leasing office when I was
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  Speaker 1: over there? Who was it? I can't really remember her name? Man,
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  Speaker 1: uh little little hey, well listen cut and I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: tell you like this, man, don't call me for nothing
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  Speaker 1: like that. Man, Now, I ain't moving out of my apartment. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I've been standing up for four years. When I moved
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  Speaker 1: out to the apartment, I moved in the house. I
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  Speaker 1: understanding all this back on with you, which whatever it is,
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  Speaker 1: it's three sixteen one three two, that's on you, man,
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  Speaker 1: Ain't I gotta stay in three sixteen, man. See, that's
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  Speaker 1: that's what I'm trying to say I didn't signed the least,
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  Speaker 1: so I'm stuck with it. I got to get that apartment.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm gonna trying to tell you would you like
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  Speaker 1: to what's your apartment? Would you like to move to?
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  Speaker 1: And I don't get them to move your stuff. Nothing
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  Speaker 1: ain't nothing moving on. Think's gonna move with them numbers.
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  Speaker 1: You can add them up, divide them, do whatever you
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  Speaker 1: want to them, but I ain't move on. So you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna have to get that to your head. Man. And really,
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  Speaker 1: I'm because I don't know I gave you my number
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  Speaker 1: was like this. I meant working called me because I
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  Speaker 1: don't even know no Vaughn, No, no, you don't know
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  Speaker 1: me that I asked them who was in three sixteen?
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  Speaker 1: They told me, none of your business going three sixteen. Man,
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  Speaker 1: Hey listen, man, I'm trying to do this as respectful
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  Speaker 1: as possible. You know, Like I said, I really can't
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  Speaker 1: function unless I'm living in the disrespect me then doing
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  Speaker 1: disrespects for them, because I'm gonna show do this. You
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  Speaker 1: called me with like this, I don't get a favorite now,
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  Speaker 1: I don't care if that was your favorite scripture. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: tell me with like that man. See now you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: make this hard, okay, so let me let me tell
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  Speaker 1: you this to you. I already told the lady I
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  Speaker 1: want to be in three to sixteen. She told me
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  Speaker 1: I needed to deal with dale. Nah. I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: deal with you in a politeweight okay, because like I say,
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  Speaker 1: I can't function man, unless an apartment three to sixteen,
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  Speaker 1: I can't. I can't get them go to work. I
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  Speaker 1: cannot function. Okay, I have to have that apartment. No right,
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  Speaker 1: it sounds like you got a problem on your hands. Man,
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  Speaker 1: whatever your problem is, that's your problem. Ain't got you
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  Speaker 1: with me? Ok You know like that, Like I say,
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  Speaker 1: I've been staying in three to sixteen, I'm gonna stay
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  Speaker 1: in three to sixteen until I moved to a house.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't find something else to do, and really I'm
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  Speaker 1: starting that gave you my number to call me with
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  Speaker 1: is I can't believe it's like the way you're talking
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  Speaker 1: to you talking to me. First, you come at me
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  Speaker 1: with come at me with a well what I look
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  Speaker 1: like you man? Three sixteen? What excuse me? Dog? What
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  Speaker 1: you're you called me with this? I tell you what? Man?
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  Speaker 1: Come at me to come at my problem that you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna see it. Man, you understand what I'm saying. Hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to handle this respectively. Man, Okay, all right,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to do. Listen to me. So I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to tell you honestly, dog, I cannot function outside of
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  Speaker 1: them three numbers. I have to live in apartment three sixteen.
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  Speaker 1: It ain't my business man, Yo. I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: have to come move, yo, but I do it. Hold on?
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  Speaker 1: What's running back? Which you say? I said I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to have to move? Yo? See it down? Got
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  Speaker 1: me what you're gonna come move? I want? Hey, matter
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  Speaker 1: of fact, Come yeah, come on, come move three sixteen
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  Speaker 1: three sixteen. I had a three for you. Come on, man,
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  Speaker 1: come on, come move my man, Come on two teen silences,
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  Speaker 1: Come on, move yet. I'll kind of going on the
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  Speaker 1: world with no they've got three under sixty five days.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, work you want. I'm on my nine to
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  Speaker 1: five and you come in with you buy three to sixteen.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna move somebody. That's how I got to say. Man,
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  Speaker 1: it's gonna be you for I did fo. I deal
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  Speaker 1: with you though, I'm gonna get at least now even
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  Speaker 1: giving you my number. Hey, man, I'm I'm just trying
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  Speaker 1: to tell you I have to stay under them numbers, man,
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  Speaker 1: I have to. I'm superstitious like that. I know, I
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  Speaker 1: know everybody ain't like that, but I just happen to
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  Speaker 1: be like that. You don't say everybody ain't like that. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't got time to be dealing it. Really, everybody
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  Speaker 1: ain't got time. You sit up listing like this and
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  Speaker 1: you look at the Christian man other than I've been
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  Speaker 1: out this job looking what what apartment number did they
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  Speaker 1: give you? They gave me like three twenty nine or
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  Speaker 1: something like that. I don't I can't stay there, man,
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  Speaker 1: That's why I'm gonna meet you. Man, me did it
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  Speaker 1: three twenty nine, six o'clock tonight? How about them numbers? Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: So how about these numbers right here? They sell them?
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  Speaker 1: Sell them twinty nine, Steve what man? Hey, sell them?
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  Speaker 1: Sell them pointing nine Steve, Aye, sell them, sell them
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  Speaker 1: twenty nine. See you ain't never heard that number before.
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  Speaker 1: What it's sound for? Man, that's the number to the
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Because this is nephew Tommy and
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  Speaker 1: you just got pranked by your co worker, Limbo. I
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  Speaker 1: mean make it's it's Tom's crazy. Hell, I'll believe this
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  Speaker 1: for us to had me rolling, got me about to
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  Speaker 1: take off and go to the Lisa Off College right now?
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  Speaker 1: Who you say got me? Now? Ain't you got a
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  Speaker 1: co worker? Ain't Limba? Linda acted back Limba covering for
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  Speaker 1: Linda right now? I wonder why else she takes so
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  Speaker 1: I'm long she puts you on? Man, God, yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: ain't me going no, man, Hey Dale, I got one
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: more thing to ask you. Man, there you are worked
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: for real, ain't you? Yeah? Hey man? What's the bad
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: radio show on the land? Man? Steve rother Marning Show.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: All right, man, get back to work. Man, your phone
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: off the hook over there? All right, thank you, nephew,
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: you listening Steve Morning Show? All right? So Jay, you've
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: come up with a bit. Oh this is so nice.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: You don't really like this at all? Whatever? Jay? Whatever?
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: She laughed her ass off. Oh my god, Katie, Well
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: we're about to find out. Let go number one. Stop
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: walking around with stuff in your brow, like your phone,
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: like games, like your purse. You know where you gotta
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: dig down in and so we kiss. Everybody want to
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: see you digging in your cleavage without floating something, you know,
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: teas up like that, And then you got people like
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: Monica sitting over here. Can't put nothing in her. She
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: put her phone in that one time. Man, she I'm
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: gonna broke her teeth. She got so much stuff in there.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: Give out a water bottle, even time, a ground raw bag.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: It's not a purse. Can't The young boys do like
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: to see them crown rolled back sex it for some
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: read yeah, please stop doing it. That's the only thing
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: about it. I don't know how you can object, but
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: y'all they're not queue, so whatever, right, okay, If you're
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: gonna wear capris, no problem. You know those the pants
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: that stopped right at the calf right this day. You
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: ain't got to wim every day, Lebron James, and please
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: hate them. Damn strings off the bottom of it. I
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: can't stand that Junior had on the pad on the day.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: The reason for anybody stop wearing them, comprised with them.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Damn strings hanging out. The shame don't bother you. You
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: don't think something on you like with Lebron wore shorts
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: then wasn't then they didn't have strains off. I just
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: supported lebroncase. I'm trying to get a championship in clear,
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't be called dead with a damn short set on.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you that right string on, y'all stranger nut
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: a turban is not coming back. It ain't coming back,
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: you know what. The little diamond in the time coming
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: dad ain't coming back. And I'll tell you what else
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: ain't ever really is for black women, the big giant
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: rolls in the side of your head. Boy, You ain't
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: meets Nash when she's black, though, But take that big
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: rose out the side of your head. We see you.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: You already pretty whatever. We need a sunflower floor on
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: the side of you. And they get bigger every time
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: I see it, like a hatment sucks, yeah, segment. You
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: ain't got to wear a knee brace every damn day. Really,
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: some peoples, yeah, a lot of them's topic copper fit down.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: I ain't go one time and here he stop referring
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: to younger men as sugar, honey, doling, bathing. Are we
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: supposed to call me sugar? She do sugar and prescious
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: and precious and precious, Yeah, right here we go, Here
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: we go. These are things that older women need to
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: stop doing to attract younger men. You got one, dear,
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: how you do yours? And don stop win these hard
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: to tops so tight that choke back look like a
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: cannabiscuits for somebody to put that spoon on that scene.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: Whatever your little ass, your your back look like a cannabiscuits.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: Stop wearing them. Damn halters. They are not for you. Whatever.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Whatever. We can't even see that. We
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: can't even see the straps on the halter swallowed up
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: your breast all back that round by your back. If
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: we can see your breast from behind, you don't need
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: a damn halter. Okay, what else? What else you get
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: a lot of these young men, A lot of them
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: don't like these older type. You know, foods like hog malls, hitlands, greens,
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: sweet potato pie, hate a salad handed ya, handed yam.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: We got to come over your house, eat and go
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: to sleep. Probably got an overload. Damn, ain't you got
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: nothing in here, mardin You ain't found another recipe? Six slavery.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: Who the hell still puts the hamhock and they damn
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: greenbuts and smoked turkey. Now you just eat the same
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: give what even time. Why am I so sleepy because
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: you're eating hot ham hot juice. It's in them greens.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: It's putting you to sleep. I just saw, what the hell? Now?
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: What the hell? I all, my one? It was the
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: ham hock? Go ahead? What is it you're walking around
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: the house in your slip anymore? Last time I've seen
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: the slip with my mama? Are things older when they
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: can get to track younger men? Okay, there's other cologns
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: and perfumes out there besides white diamond. Yeah, stop since
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: and avon? Okay, number five and pass. They make other things.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know anyone who you are forgot that legendary boy.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: My MoMA man, and let me tell you something. And
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: my mama loved Lizabeth. My mama thought Elizabeth Taylor was
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: the flies chick on earth. She just never mentioned all
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: in magic. My mama was against that. She just never
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: bought it. Mama, how many times you've been. Don't worry
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: about that, don't judge. I just remember heard Richard. You're listening.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: I explain it, guys, what is itself? And speak for us?
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: It is when somebody said something to you, you really
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: didn't hear it. What you heard it. The only thing
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: you can say is wtf. You kind of hear it,
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: but you didn't hear. You don't believe. Yeah, you don't
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: believe with yourself. For instance, like this, Hey man, your
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: number hit yesterday, but I forgot to play it. Oh man?
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: Oh man, really okay man, that number hit big yesterday.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: No man, I forgotten play. Oh how about this when
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: you go to the dentist and then said, look, I
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: don't how to tell you this, but your teeth are fine,
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: but your gums got to come out. Okay, my girl,
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: you got your fight? Oh god? Wt WTF? All right?
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: You had the doctor's office, I mean you at the hospital.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: You're in the hospital. Doctor come to you and he says,
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: I kind of got my chips mixed up. That's how
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: you ended up with a breast transplant. I'm sorry, I'm sure. Wow,
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: I'm only human. Oh god, I'm only let me jump in, Jake,
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: what do we doing? W t w w W Hey man,
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: you ain't Connie's son. How old is that boy? Eighteen? Man? Eighteen? Wow? Hey,
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: let me that's my son. What I wanted to tell you?
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: That's my son, And I know Connie ain't told You're
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: just gonna out like that. You're a friend, get pulled
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: over by the cops. You drive it's your car? Whoa
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: they pull your Hey, man, just be real cool. But
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: I put a keilo in your choice. What yeah, keilo? Man?
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: Just cool, Just be cool, be cool, Just be cool,
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: all right? You know one. We're all here to day
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: too for the reading of the will. And it seems
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: like your daddy had a lot of money. I mean
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: a lot, a lot of money, but he left it
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: all to the cat. How about the cat? The pig
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: got no blake blake that cat du you? Yeah, hey,
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: listen man, let me, I know we can work this out. Listen.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: I'm the one that broke in your mama house. Okay,
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: but listen, well me, you can split everything. You splitting
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: my mama's stuff. Man, you're crazy. Man, I'm gonna kill you.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: This show is okay, But I got something to tell
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: you though you broke in the house. You know, were
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: you tripping like that? Guess what? Hey man, I wasn't
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: gonna tell you this what me and your mama kicking
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: it my mama? Okay, Okay, I got one, I got one,
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: all right, Hey, y'all. I had a bottle in the refrigerator.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: I had had the word tea on it because it
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: was an old tea bottle. But that was a year
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: in specimen I supposed to be taking it. I hate
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: this show. It's so stupid. Hey, I know you you
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: asked me brain and weed over here. I got scared.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: I just want you to know. Uh, I just went
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: to the bathroom. I got it out for you. Listen,
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: you smoked it already, all of it, man, all of it. Hey, man,
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: you your roommates sitting up there, he tells you. Man, look,
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: I know you're gonna trip. It came over here, man,
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: he cut the gas off today, so I sold your
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: car what they got the cats of so much? Man? Stupid?
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: Are we so much? Amen? Amen? Amen, come on, we
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: need you to trip and get all crazy because I
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: know how you are. Okay, but you know that scratching
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: on the side of your car, Yeah, well it's it's
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: got a dent right there now where you you know
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: that scratch your head outside your car? Hey? Do I
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: thought you said? I thought you said, didn't you say
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: that was your cousin. That's not you, that's not your cousin. Okay,
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: because now I was with it but so you're saying
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: that's your wife. Now you gotta make up your mind. Man,
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: you heard the last one. Yes, close it out. Hey, man,
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: the police came over here to talk to me today.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: I ain't I ain't know what else to say, man,
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: I just told him to call you. What we gotta go?
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: Crazy guy, you're listening to show. Have you guys ever
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: worked with someone We all worked together, So listen to this.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: Have you ever worked with someone and found out that
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: he or she was making more money than you? Ever day?
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: Is that a question? Really? All right? If so, you
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: know there's this, you immediately want to rush into your
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: boss's office he just have as a beta boss and
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: ask for a comparable raise. Now, this is according to
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: an article and a women's health dot com on their website.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: You should first research why your coworker makes more money
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: and see if your pay is below market rate. Then
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: go in and negotiate with your boss by pulling together
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: your accomplishment since being on the staff, is it okay,
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: that's how you get a raise. Okay, if you find
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: out someone's making more than okay, that's good advice. Yeah,
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: do not say you got it. That is not a
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: that's not a good phrase of you. When you want
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: to raise, well, you got it talking to yours when
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: you talk to your boss, I want why do you
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: need a race? Because you got you got it? No,
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: you're right, Okay, don't point out stuff they are buying
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: for themselves if you want to raise I see you
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: coming here with a new suit every day. Come, but
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: I need to know and I come. That's not a
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: good point. Don't don't go look at the car you drive,
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: look at it and I'm on the bus. Don't don't
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: go there with that. Bring out your accomplishments. What do
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: you bring to this company? That's why you want more money.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: That's why I found out how much most Steve was making.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: That upset me. So what did you do about it
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: to him? Yeah, you go ask Steve for a race.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: That didn't laugh on Steve as CEO. Though I have
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: been at this a lot longer than you. I've been
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: in this business longer than you. I've had more failures
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: than you. You so therefore wasn't going there? He was?
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: You brought it up on piece of theater. Since you
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: brought it up, rais I want to talk about I
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: just been out here longer than you, but you got
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: like two or three mozy ros didn't me though, I mean,
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: it's a it's a scream them three. You know what,
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: I look at it one? No time you got four.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: You're referring to it Commas. That's what problem. Don't worry
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: about the zero, commasked him, damn Commas. And boy, you're
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: listening show, well, Stephen Tommy, you two are like the
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: grilling experts on the show, the barbecue experts on the show.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: So Memorial Day is coming up, and uh, I wanted
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: to know if you guys had any tips for us
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: hips for grilling. For grilling, let me go. Let me
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: go first, one you've been cooking one that he let
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: me go first. This is what bothers me about people. Okay,
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: quit putting all that light of fluid on your charcoal
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: or your woods. That just drives me crazy. Do you
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: realize your meat smells just like that light of fluid.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: It tastes like that. Yeah, come on, man, get you
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: some wood. They got some natural wood starters that you
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: can put in there and light those up. And now
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: your wood or your charcoal, whichever one you're using, doesn't
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: taste like a smell like all this gas light of fluid.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: You didn't put on that. That's that's one of my
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: tips right there. That's a pet peever man. So let
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: me just piggyback off that and say to start your fire.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: They sell, they'd sell what time he's talking about as
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: fire starters. Wood starters wear little white chunks. They got
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: matched sticks that burn naturally that you could put on them.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: But they have these things that look like coffee cans.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: They look like a big giant Coffeemok. You put your
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: charcoal in it and light it from the bottom, and
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: that can get your charcoal started a little bit more
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: even for you. You don't pour the charcoal in the
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: basin of your thing. You pour the charcoal in this
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: like big round pot and started like that. Yeah it's
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: got a handle on it. Then you just pour it
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: in there and they're burn even this is little stuff
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: you can learn. I have another tip when it's my turn. Okay,
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: here's another people that people that are you know, amateurs
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: at grilling. They throw their chicken on and then you
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: think twenty minutes later, yo chicken is done. Yo chicken
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: ain't done it. Yeah, it is surely a sport. And
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: why are you talking Why are we talking about cooking.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: Why you trying to stay awake? Why so long? We'll
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: learn how to cook. The people will come over your
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: house and not leave so much. If you can cook,
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: you have whatever. Bring something. So listen. While you cooking
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: your chicken, keep flipping it and don't be afraid the
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: slice of piece and see where you are. If you
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: see a little light red water, you need to cook
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: a little longer. That means it's still some blood in
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: the Keep cooking your chicken, keep flipping it, and keep cooking.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: That's all I'm asking. Look, man, grilling ain't no thing
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: where you can leave your meat for ten minutes and
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: walk off somewhere. That ain't There's some people going in
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: the house for thirty minute. What did you do? You
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: can't do that when you grilling. Grilling is a sport.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: It's an activity. You got to move that chicken to
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: the front, to the back. Go ahead, okay, okay, let's
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: go back. Yeah, go ahead, okay. I don't know nothing
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: about grilling. I think what you guys are saying it's great.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: Well this week, if you add a barbecue, please bring
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: good ass plates. Okay. If the sign says cheap plates,
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: if it says cheap plates, damn it, don't bring them. Okay,
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: it says cheap plates, right there, bring good ass plates,
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: all right, jack, All right here here's one quicker. I
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: give it back when you when you he said your charcoals?
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: Are you even them out? Um? You know when you
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: get it, when you get it going. But some of
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: us like to have a real hot side and then
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: a warm side while you cook it, you understand. So
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: you may have more wood mr charcoals on one side
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: and then on another side you got you still got
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: wooden charcoals, but it's not as heavy as the other side.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: That's just one of my Yeah, my tip is I
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: have the backside of my grill, I put no charcoal back.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: Then on the backside, I put none so you can
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: move some meat off that heat if it's cooking too fast.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: Those are you gotta have? What time he's talking about
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: a cool spot on the grill, I put no charcoal
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: on the back on the back forth of the grill,
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: I put no charcoal. This was so exciting. And you
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: can set the money on. You can set the meat
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: on top of each piece if you have to to
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: keep it off the stacke and Shirley, don't rush us
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: with your lum kicking as it's people who care about
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: this though, like yes, and ain't nobody coming to your house?
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: Heat now? No, damn crock pot on gotta coming up now.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: He's the nephew with today's prank phone. All right after
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: this you're listening show coming up at the top of
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: the hour. About four minutes after after the hour, it's
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for today. Subject my ex wife ran
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: off my fiance. My ex wife ran my fiance off. Okay, wow, yeah,
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: wait till you hear this letter. Guys, almost happened. What
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: is every outside boy? Why is every letter always about? Yeah,
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: I've had a hell of a life. Right now at
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: your nephews turn Uncle Steve, he's here with today's prank phone. Call.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: What you got nef? I want to date your mom?
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: Well do you man? Run it? Boo? Hello, Hello, I'm
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: trying to reach I'm trying to reach miss Burns. This
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: is James. This is our son. How you doing man?
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: My name is Gordon. Gordon just recently joined the church man.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: Within the last month, I was trying to get in
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: touch with with Miss Byrne, one of the members gave
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: me a number, but I guess they they must have
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: gave me the wrong number. I guess it's is this
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: a home number or what? Is this a hold of? Hello? Who? Who?
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: Who is this again? My name is Gordon Gordon. I'm
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: a new member at the church. Yeah, this is just
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: your number. Yeah, man, this is my phone number. I'm James,
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: I'm my son. Oh that's your mom. Okay, that's your mother? Right?
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: All right? Well yeah, my bad man. I was trying
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: to get in touch with miss Burns. Now is do
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: you have a sale or home number somewhere I can
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: get in touch with Miss Burns? Wait to time till
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: me tell you your name is what? Gordon Gordon? Gordon?
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: I just joined the church, man, so I might not
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: have met you yet, Jane. Okay, well, God bless you man,
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: Thank you man. I appreciate it. Is anywhere I could
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: get your mom's home number from. I mean, you're just
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: joined the church. I mean, I don't I don't see
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: why you wouldn't be able to talk to it. I mean,
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: is there anything Is there a message I could pass
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: on to it? Though? Uh? Well yeah, I mean I'm
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: trying to see if it's all right. For me to
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: take her out. I've been seeing her for the last
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: Hold up, Hold up, Hold up, hold hold hold and
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: tell you were just into you a new member to
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: the church, and somebody gave you or they were attempting
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: to give you my mother's number, and you're asking me
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: if you could take her out. Man, Well, I wasn't
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: asking you. I thought I had her phone number. I
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: guess they give me your number. Bout mistake. You know,
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: that's my reason for Carl. I thought I was gonna
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: get her. I want to take her out, you know,
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: maybe to dinner or something. Well, I'll be quite honest, man,
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: I just came back home from overseas, from fighting and everything. Man.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: And uh, I mean you know my pops just passed
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: away not too long ago. And I ain't you know,
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: I ain't too keen or my mama going out with
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: somebody beside you. You don't even sound like you hey
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: in the sixties. Man, older you man, I'm thirty six.
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: The hell out of you? You how old man? I'm
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: thirty six. I'm thirty four. What did you do? And
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: you do realize my mom is pushing sixty right? You
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: know what? Man? I look at it like James, Right, James,
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: I look at it like it's you know heyes, ain't
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: number but the number man, It wasn't your heart man,
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: And how you carry yourself? You know? Yeah? But my hey, hey,
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: but my mom ain't no cougar like that. And I
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: know she ain't coming after you right now. I remember
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: telling me that she trying some new things at this church,
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: but going out with some thirty thirty. How do you
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: do a baby, man, I'm thirty. I'm thirty six. Dude. Man,
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: you like my brother. Something man ain't nowhere in the world.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: My mama gonna be days okay than Jane. Let me
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: say this man. First of all, I ain't even know
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: I was calling you. Second of all, I'm calling and
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: speak with her. I'm not calling trying to get permission
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: from you. Miss Burns is a grown woman. And whoa, whoa,
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: whoa talking about I don't think you're every man. I
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: just came back from fighting over seed. My pops passed
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: away not too long ago. I am the man of
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: the house. Let's get that straight right now, all right.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: I don't care if I'm still living at home or not.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: I'm the man of this house, all right. You calling
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: the ass my mama on a date. You might as
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: well just stick the church, dog, because you know, as
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: I said, be blessed, But it ain't gonna be no
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: blessing for me to you. I tell you that right now.
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm not looking for a blessing from you at all. Bro.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: You might no blessing, but I respect the fact that
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: you've been overseas and you've been fighting for this country. Okay,
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: But if I decide I want to speak to miss
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: Burns about going out, I think Miss Burns has every
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: right to decide if she would like to go out
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: with Gordons or not. And Gordon wants to take her out,
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: I took up. Hold up, look, bro, I don't care
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: how old you say you are, all right, number one,
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: you're too young, as I already mentioned. All right, this
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: ain't going down with you and my mom. I'm straight up,
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: hey man, that's for your mama to decide. No, dog
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: that you you bringing up my mamma. You letting the
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: word your mama come out your mouth again, that's gonna
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: get you, all right. I don't know where you're from.
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: I don't get how old you are. I'm pretty sick.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: I know what church my mamma go to and and
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: it ain't gonna be her and you you ain't gonna
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: be asking her out, all right. I don't give what
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: it take. I would show up on Sunday, catch up
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: in the pulpit or wherever you're gonna be sitting in
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: the back of the choir. It don't matter something's going down.
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: You will not gonna get with my mama like that.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: You got that. That's up for your mama to decide
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: if your mamma want to go out with me to
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: out dinner. I ain't going wrong with this, man, I'm
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: I'm deciding it right now. It ain't gonna happen. I
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: told you before, be blessed or get your whook. You
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: got two choices, all right. I didn't fight the seeds
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: three years to come back and also deal with my
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: daddy did and then come back. I'm suffering from PSD. Dog,
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm gonna do unless you want
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: to get it like that. Suffer from one a PSD
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: post traumatic stress syndrome, and I will release all that
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: on you. Got that one. I don't play hey, man, listen,
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: I don't want no trouble it don't matter to me.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: You can tell you. Okay, Look, man, listen, I ain't
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: trying to have no trouble about you. Man. All I'm
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: gonna say is this right here. I'm I'm gonna I
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: talk to you mom on Sunday. Okay, you ain't gonna
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: tell him? Are you not hearing me? Man? I'm okay,
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: I'm crazy right now? Okay? Can I say this? Can
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: I say one more things to you? Man? So you explode.
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: You ain't got nothing else to say. I got one
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: more thing before you explode? Man, Is you listening? Yeah? Man, James?
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: What hey? Man? I want to tell you this. Man.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning to show.
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: Your mama. I got me the Frank Bone call you.
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: It's the out of here. Who Hey man, this is
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man. Your
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: mama told me. She's saying, my son been overseas, even
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: in fighting. I'm glad to have him home, she said.
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: We gotta back in the spirit of laughing. Man, my mama,
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: are you Are you kidding me? Man? We got you good.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: We listen to this show overseas man. First of all,
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: I gotta say thank you for fighting for this country.
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: I want to ask you one more thing. What is
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: the land, Man, nothing but the Steve Harvey more than
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: this show? Get it over season in the States, though,
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: thanks man, you always you know you did. Yes, you
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: play too much? You already well, Mama's mean a little too, though,
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: don't mother. I wish you would talk about dating man.
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: I might call you next week. I might call you
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: next See. That's just see, that's you too far, but
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: you go too far a lot. That's you right there
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: at that edge. But he usually goes to the edge.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: Kid stuffs over it sometime. You you think I'm mobile
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: bole y, No, perfectly, my god? Is this reverse psychologist? No,
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: I don't matter. Don't psychology. Don't work with him? All right,
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: thank you, nephew. Coming up next to Strawberry letter subject
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: my ex wife ran my fiancee off. Waiting you guys,
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: hear this unbelievable letter. My ex wife ran my fiance off.
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: Now Steve said this has happened to him because he's
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: had our actual life. You're listening to show all right
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: time now, guys, for Today's Strawberry Letter. If you need
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: some advice on relationships, on dating, work, sex, parenting, and more,
• 51:44
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• 51:48
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• 51:51
  Speaker 1: to read your letter live on the air, just like
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: we're gonna read this one today. And this one is
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: a doozy. Okay, it's a doozy. Here we go. Buckle
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: up and hold on type. We got it for you here.
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: It is the Strawberry Letter. Subject my ex wife ran
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: my fiance off. Dear Stephen Shirley, I am in a
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: desperate need of advice. I was here for you. I
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: was engaged to be married, but my fiance and I
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: recently split up after my ex wife caused a whole
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: lot of problems in our relationship when my ex. When
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: my ex heard I was engaged, she called me. I
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: told her that I was extremely happy and excited to
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: get remarried. My ex said that she was happy for
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: me and wished me met wished to me well, which
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: was a big lie. Oh, this ain't about me. Never
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: seen a few days after we talked. Well, listen and
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: get listening, Keep listening, keep listening. Oh no, it's not okay,
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: go keep listening. See I'm trying to ignorant, right. She
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: was happy for me and wished me well. Well, it
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: was a big he said, it was a big lie.
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: A few days after we talked, this must be will
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: Smith go ahead, because they had that great relationship all
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: and people sitting together talking and stuff. All right, here
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: we go. A few days after we talked, my ex
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: created a new Facebook page named it the Thompsons and
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: posted a bunch of old pictures from our wedding and
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: family vacations. My fiance's mother saw the Facebook page and
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: showed it to my fiance, and that's when everything hit
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: the fan. I told my fiance that, yes, I talked
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: to my ex because she called me. I didn't call her.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: I told my fiance that I had no idea that
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: the Facebook page existed because I don't deal with my
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: ex wife at all. My fiance didn't believe me, so
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: she called my ex, and my ex gave her an
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: earful of lies. She told my fiance that I still
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: try to see her and that we are still in
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: love with each other and talk often. Of course, my
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: fiance was all confused and didn't know who to believe,
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: so she called off the wedding and we broke up.
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: My ex found out about her breakup and claimed she
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: felt awful about it, so she sent my fiance an
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: email admitting that she lied about everything and she was
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: sorry that she interfered. My fiance still doesn't want to
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: marry me, and we barely talk at all now. Even
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: though my ex admitted she was lying, I'm still suffering
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: from what she did. Can you please offer some advice
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: on how I can get my lady back. I cannot
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: stand my ex wife for this, but I'm going to
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: let God deal with her. I just want my fiance back.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: Please help. Yeah, yeah, this is this is this is funky, funky,
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: funky right here, don't I don't like your ex wife.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna put that out there. Don't like her
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: at all. She's a stuff starter. She's a very negative person.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: She doesn't care who she hurts. Yeah you know what
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: I mean. She doesn't care how many lives she destroys,
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: how many lives she tells. She doesn't care, she's cage,
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: she's tricky, all of that. It's just so wrong on
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: so many levels what she did. And you're right, You're right,
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with you when you say you're gonna
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: let God deal with her, because it's not it's not
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: really about her. It's not really about her. It's just
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: never about It's not about your X. This is about
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: your most recent X, your X fiance, because there was
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: a problem in your relationship. There had to be some
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: kind of problem on her part that you didn't know
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: about in your relationship, a trust issue. How can she
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: let this X just come out of nowhere? Do all
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: this stuff make her doubt you? Okay? And do all
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: these things and believe this woman over you and you
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: guys are making wedding plans here. Okay, Yeah, she can
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: be confused, but to just throw it all away over
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: what she said, especially the woman gave her an email
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: and says she was lying, but she doesn't know what
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: to believe. I don't know if you're going to ever
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: get this woman back. I really don't, because the trust
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: is broken on her part. She doesn't trust you because
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: your x X did so much damage. And you know,
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure you've done everything a man could
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: do to prove to her that this is not true.
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: You told her you didn't talk to her, you don't
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: call her. You told her that, you told her the
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: ex called you, You told her all that. She wasn't
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: buying any of it. I guess there was too much
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: evidence that she saw with the Facebook page and the
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: pictures and all of that. The problem I think is
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: with your most recent x fiance, excuse me, and not
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: trusting you, and not knowing what to believe and not
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: wanting to go farther and the relationship. Steve, Shirley, I
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: agree with you one. I think you've hit it spot on. Yeah,
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: he in trouble could yeah yah, Yeah, he washed up
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: here here on the banks here fish that then got
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: washed up on shore and it's low tide. He just
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: said he needed water back in desperately because he died. Yeah,
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: he loved this girl. Shirley is really spot on. This
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: is the straw that broke the camel's back. You all
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: have had trust issues before. This was the one thing
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: she couldn't take. But the words of Marvin Gaye's song
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: to his ex wife Janets, you were my wife, my flower,
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: my hopes, my dreams, And for you to understand what
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: this means, I shall explain I was still all your jealousies, yes,
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: and your too, but I forget it all once in
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: being with you. But old Holly, how could we indo
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: light this? All right? Marvin is not here? Okay, all right,
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: Steve sings us out of this, uh this letter right here.
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: We'll be back with his second response at twenty three
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: after the hours, subject my ex ran off my fiance.
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: We'll be right back right after this. You're listening, all right, Steve.
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: Please let's recap today's strawberry letter and get to your response,
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: subject my ex wife ran my fiance off. This dude's
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: ex wife found out that he was engaged, called him
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: and told me that she was happy and excited for me,
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: he said, which was a big laugh. A few days
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: after we talked, his ex wife created a brand new
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: Facebook page and called it to Thompson's and posted a
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: bunch of old picts that they win and family vacation.
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: Then this dude's fiance's mama saw the Facebook page showed
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: it to my fiance, his damn mama. See her damn
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: mama in it. This is why you can't get your
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: girl back, man, because she under the scrutiny her mama.
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: Look at this on Facebook. Sister Claire re see this
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: er Lane hasn't seen it. I can't go know where
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: everybody has seen this. Hell, this man advancing you like that,
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: and now your friends and found out about it because
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: you took it to your friends and your friends have
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: been commenting on it. Girl, this is new. When everything
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: hit the fan, I told my fiance that, yes, I
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: talked to my ex because she called me. I didn't
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: call her. I told my fiance I had no idea
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: that the Facebook page existed because I don't deal with
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: my ex at all. Your fiance didn't believe you, man,
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: so she called my ex. She called your ex, and
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: your ex gave her ear full of lies. Oh, man,
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: see hit this? Why you dog that? Man? Hell hath
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: no fury like a woman scorn? Now that's right. I thought,
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: hell hath no fury like a woman scoring? I really
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: thought for years until it surely told me last year
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: that that's not a scripture. And then I wanted to
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: have a meeting with all the theologians and all of
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: them to see if we could get it put in nothing.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: I just think it's if some are to be in there,
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: why that ain't there there? And so they told me
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: I couldn't do that. So I got off of that,
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: So you're so she told your ex wife said that
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: y'all still in love, that you try to see her. See,
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: here's a key, still try to see her. If the
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: girl had something on you seeing her, she wouldn't have
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: said you still try to see her. She just said,
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: I got texts, I got pictures, because you gotta text,
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: somebody gotta picture. You gotta have phone records. They don't
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: have that on you. Dog, She lied and said, I
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: still try to see her, and then we're still in
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: love with each other and we talk often where the
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: phone records. Of course, my fiance was all confused and
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: didn't know who to bleeve, so she called off the
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: web and we broke up. She broke up because of
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: that phone call and her damn mama, wait what her
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: damn mama, mama, man man all man, now you over
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: there trying to explain, and she standing behind her daughter
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: with her own folk, with her lips perched. Of course,
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: my fiance come. My ex found out about our break
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: up and claimed she felt awful about it. So she
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: sent my fiance an email admitting that she lied about
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: everything and she was sorry that she interfield my fiance
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: still don't want to marry me and we barely talk
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: it on now. See that's crazy, man. Even though my
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: ex admitted she was lying, I'm still suffering from what
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: she did. Can you please offer some advice I can
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: get my lady back. I cannot stand my ex wife
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: for this, but I'm going to let God deal with her.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: I just want my fiance back, all right, dag here
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: you go. First of all, I want you to take
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: this notion to her. If she's said try to see her,
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: what's prevented her from seeing her? If she say, y'all
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: still in love with each other, your ex would see you,
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: but she didn't. Also, man, phone records exist. Pull up
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: your phone records, man, and show you ain't had no
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: conversations with this woman an extensive so excuse me. See
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: you're saying he needs proof to show if he has
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: a physical evidence. Okay, we're trying to get your girl back.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: She gonna love the fact that you worked as hard
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  Speaker 1: to research. See a thirty second phone call. You can't
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  Speaker 1: arrange nothing in thirty seconds. That's hey what you're doing? Hey, look,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't got time. I want to talk to you. Click.
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  Speaker 1: See a lot of times they call. You play it off.
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  Speaker 1: You understand. So you gotta get your phone records and
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  Speaker 1: then where the text messages. And you can't arrange nothing
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  Speaker 1: no more on the LOWLO without texting. You can't do it, though,
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  Speaker 1: So get your get your records, and get to texting. Now,
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  Speaker 1: once you do that, you gotta present your casing. Hey man,
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  Speaker 1: you got it, You got it. You gotta get on
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  Speaker 1: your stomach, even though you didn't do nothing wrong. You
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  Speaker 1: want your girl back. Now here's what young dudes don't
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  Speaker 1: like to do. I don't know how old you are,
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  Speaker 1: but you got some kind of sense because you said,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna let God deal with them. So you got
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  Speaker 1: some kind of sense. You gotta get to your girl,
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  Speaker 1: and you gotta refresh her memory. You gotta Michael Jackson though.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta remember the time we fell in love, remember
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  Speaker 1: the time when we first met. Game. You got to
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  Speaker 1: get to Michael Jackson, this girl which to remember on
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  Speaker 1: the phone and you and me? What about? What about?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Guys, we gotta get out of here. You
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  Speaker 1: Steve Morning Show. All right, Steve, it is time for
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  Speaker 1: comedy roulette, and Jay explained it to us. Damn to roulette.
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  Speaker 1: This where we take five subjects. We put the subjects
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  Speaker 1: on the wheel. We spun the wheel around and around
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  Speaker 1: and around. Where the wheel stops, we'll do the damn thing.
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  Speaker 1: What are the subjects? You're ready? Here we go. Number one.
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  Speaker 1: I apologize, baby. This is the first time this has
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  Speaker 1: ever happened. Number number two, When is the baby going
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  Speaker 1: to sleep? Man? That is me? Number three? How long
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  Speaker 1: is he going to stay in the sixth grade? Once again?
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  Speaker 1: Number four? Well, you're big and bad, come on down here. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Number five, I didn't get fired. They just tripping at
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  Speaker 1: the job. Okay. And here's a bonus. Number six. If
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  Speaker 1: you buy cheap stuff, it doesn't last. All right, okay, alright, alright,
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  Speaker 1: it's been a day. Bring that when you want, Jay,
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  Speaker 1: you did not want Number one. I apologize baby. This
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  Speaker 1: is the first time this has ever happened. That one.
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  Speaker 1: You know. The problem is you. You is the problem.
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  Speaker 1: I take take because of you. You're doing something to me. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: make me my concentration and whatever it is, stop it.
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  Speaker 1: You need to focus. Was personal that I wanted to stop. Man. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: well look at, look at. I want to apologize. This
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  Speaker 1: has never happened, folks, but me and the microwave went
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  Speaker 1: off at the same time. I want to say, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't not know I was through any foot. Listen, listen, listen.
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  Speaker 1: I apologize. This is the first time this has ever happened.
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  Speaker 1: I dreamed I was peeing, all right. That's why we
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  Speaker 1: both laying here with saying this is the third time
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  Speaker 1: I was being in my dream. Yeah, when you're twelve. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: come on, see baby, baby, baby, I'm sorry, I didn't
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  Speaker 1: know it was your mama, bail. I had no idea.
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  Speaker 1: All right, listen up next more of this crazy ignorant show.
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this. You're listening to
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  Speaker 1: Steve Show. All right. Yahoo is reporting, guys, a new
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  Speaker 1: pole that finds fifty nine percent of couples say that
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  Speaker 1: they um suspected their partner of cheating. If they suspected them,
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  Speaker 1: they would discuss the matter with them rather than jumping
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  Speaker 1: to conclusions. I'm gonna say that again for the lateies. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: of couples say that if they suspected their partner of cheating,
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  Speaker 1: they would discuss the matter with them rather than jumping
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  Speaker 1: to conclusions. Okay, let me ask you a questions, Shirley
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  Speaker 1: and Colum, Now, let me ask you a question. Just
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  Speaker 1: listen to this question. If you suspected your husband of cheating,
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  Speaker 1: and it was not on the internet, nobody knew, none
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  Speaker 1: of your co workers, it was not it wasn't made public.
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  Speaker 1: If you suspected your husband of cheating, would you bring
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  Speaker 1: it up calmly? Would you bring it up with anger?
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  Speaker 1: How would you do it? Probably? All of the above
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  Speaker 1: for me without the calm though you're already nowhere. I'm
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  Speaker 1: coming bigger, all of it. All of the above for me,
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  Speaker 1: without the calm. Anger. If I suspected that not yet? No, well,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, if you had suspicious you ain't no proof,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't, you ain't heard nothing, you ain't got no pictures,
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  Speaker 1: ain't no ain't on internet, and none of that. But Steve,
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  Speaker 1: you know we have intuition. You know we have intuition.
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  Speaker 1: Disappointing to you, mister Harvey. I don't know. I'm just
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  Speaker 1: trying to see what y'all would do. I don't really
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  Speaker 1: and and the word discussion, I have a problem with
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  Speaker 1: there will be no discussion. Well, you gonna just find
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  Speaker 1: out on your own first, like dot se SI, let
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  Speaker 1: me ask you a question. Suppose you discovered that you
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  Speaker 1: were wrong about him and that he wasn't cheating. What
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  Speaker 1: happens at that point? Oh, then I'm apologizing and begging
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  Speaker 1: to his forgiveness, begging for his forgiveness and threatening him
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  Speaker 1: he better not do it. You see what happens? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: God in the tart, you gotta do that. Yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: apologize for your wrong doing, but you know, make up
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  Speaker 1: to him. You know all of that. Wow, that's a man.
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  Speaker 1: Any more questions, We're here for it. No, y'all's answers
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  Speaker 1: is short and yeah and truthful, and there's no there's
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  Speaker 1: no one in between, ain't no. You know that's I
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  Speaker 1: don't like talking. Yeah, if were you expecting something else?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what I expected, but that wasn't it.
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  Speaker 1: You've obviously been through this before. I'll tell you what
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  Speaker 1: I found out. Though I'm fine out, I ain't fired
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  Speaker 1: up to have a discussion once they find out I'll cheating.
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  Speaker 1: It's all. You're ugly ass sitting up here. Got the
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  Speaker 1: need cheat? No, you did, but Junior don't you know
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  Speaker 1: that money changes things? How you get the nerve that
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  Speaker 1: was before? Look at you now see Tommy saying Dane
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  Speaker 1: Junior like you can't believe Junior called himself ugly. Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: you're ugly. No, I am not. I'm not gonna let
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  Speaker 1: you break. Stop doing that. You're gonna listen. You're not
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  Speaker 1: gonna do this. I'm not. I'm gonna tell the truth.
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  Speaker 1: Are you fine? No, I'm not no fine, and I'm
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  Speaker 1: not off. But I ain't just gonna be hug little No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not doing that. Do You're not fine and I'm
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  Speaker 1: not hugging. But listen to me. If you're not fine,
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  Speaker 1: then by a longe shit, what you think that is?
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  Speaker 1: Why don't do that to him? I don't know why.
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  Speaker 1: I tell me. Keep thinking he cute, but you're not cute.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't say I was cute. I'm just saying I'm
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  Speaker 1: not telling Listen to me. Listen to me. You look
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  Speaker 1: strang I'm decent. I don't look strang man. You do.
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  Speaker 1: I do not look straight. All you got to do
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  Speaker 1: start get a mirror and look at yourself from the side.
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  Speaker 1: You're strange. I am not strange. Tommy. You are you
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  Speaker 1: look strange? All everybody, all of me in our family,
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  Speaker 1: we're strange looking from the side. Look, I have fun
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  Speaker 1: with the time and when you accept it, Tommy and
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: he's never going to accept that. You guys know that
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  Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not doing all right. Speak you're listening
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  Speaker 1: to all right. Here's something we can all comment on
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  Speaker 1: or think about. If you could be the best player
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  Speaker 1: in any sport. What sport would that be? We all
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  Speaker 1: know the NFL is the most popular sport. Football. Of course,
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: that's the most popular sport in the land. But the
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  Speaker 1: players are mostly unseen because they wear helmets. Okay, and
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: they get hit a lot. Uh, it's not ideal. NBA
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  Speaker 1: players have a good gig, but playing basketball still involves
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: a lot of running around, you know, a lot of running. So, guys,
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  Speaker 1: if you were to be the best player in any sport,
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  Speaker 1: what would that be, Steve, be basketball? Give a damn
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  Speaker 1: what that survey said. You'd run around on all that
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  Speaker 1: damn running around? What you want to do? What sport
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  Speaker 1: I want to be? No damn baseball player. Get out there,
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  Speaker 1: n nine en, you're out there every third inning. Don't
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  Speaker 1: want to be out there for that what about you, junior?
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  Speaker 1: Want to be no damn hockey, gonna run my ass
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  Speaker 1: up in that wall. Were fighting, some teeth will be
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  Speaker 1: knocked out. Should't up here and playing no dry ass
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  Speaker 1: soccer wonder nothing been out hit ninety eight minutes running
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  Speaker 1: them down. I ain't even chick the damn ball, kick
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  Speaker 1: them in. Just get this ball in this net, bast
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  Speaker 1: but you can't throw it in there? What about you, junior?
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  Speaker 1: Coming on basketball and the ladies that couldn't win it? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: all right, okay, what me honestly about sumo wrestling? You
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  Speaker 1: know at least you naked hand one? All right? All right?
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Have you, guys,
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  Speaker 1: ever worked with someone? We all work together, so listen
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  Speaker 1: to this. Have you ever worked with someone and found
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  Speaker 1: out that he or she was making more money than you?
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  Speaker 1: Day about? Is that a question? Really? All right? If so,
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  Speaker 1: you know there's this, you immediately want to rush into
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  Speaker 1: your boss's office. Huh, he just happens a beata boss
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  Speaker 1: and asked for a comparable raise Now. This is according
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  Speaker 1: to an article and a women's health dot com on
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  Speaker 1: more money and see if your pay is low market rate.
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  Speaker 1: Then go in and negotiate with your boss by pulling
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  Speaker 1: together your accomplishment since being on the staff. That is it. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: that's how you get a raise. Okay, if you find
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  Speaker 1: out someone's making more than okay, that's a good advice. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: do not say you got it. That is not a
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  Speaker 1: That's not a good phrase to you when you want
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  Speaker 1: to raise or you got it. Yeah, talk when you
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  Speaker 1: talk to your boss. I want why do you need
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  Speaker 1: a race because you got you got it? No, you're right, ja, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: don't point out stuff they are buying for themselves if
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  Speaker 1: you want to raise. I see you coming here with
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  Speaker 1: a new suit every day I come. What I need
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  Speaker 1: to know is I come. That's not a good point.
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  Speaker 1: Don't don't go click at the cart and I'm on
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  Speaker 1: the bus. Don't don't vote there with that. Bring out
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  Speaker 1: your accomplishments. What do you bring to this company? That's
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  Speaker 1: why you want more money? I found out how much
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: that upset me? So what did you do about it?
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  Speaker 1: To him, Yeah you go as Steve Race that didn't laugh,
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  Speaker 1: Steve Ceo, though I have been at this a lot
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  Speaker 1: longer than you. I've been in this business longer than you.
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  Speaker 1: I've had more failures than you, So therefore wasn't going there.
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  Speaker 1: He wasn't brought it up on piece of theater since
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  Speaker 1: you brought it up, rais I want to talk about
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  Speaker 1: I just been out here longer than you. But you
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  Speaker 1: got like two or three mozy rods, didn't me though,
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  Speaker 1: I mean it's a it's a screaming two or three,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I look at it? This tell me
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  Speaker 1: hold one, don't tell me you have You're referring to
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  Speaker 1: its commas that don't where about them? Zero commas? Commas, boy,
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  Speaker 1: your zero? Your money is commons you're listening to. Here's
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  Speaker 1: Steve with his closing remarks. My closes remarks today as
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  Speaker 1: rather personal to me, as I'm sure it is with
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  Speaker 1: a lot of you when you hear the subject. But
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  Speaker 1: I want to try to encourage people to make this
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  Speaker 1: readily available to themselves. I can't even begin to tell
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  Speaker 1: you how effective this weapon has been for me throughout
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  Speaker 1: my life, how many times I have used this to
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  Speaker 1: help me, to comfort me, to soothe me, to guide me,
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  Speaker 1: to just make me feel like somebody's listening. I'm talking
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  Speaker 1: about the effectiveness of prayer. I want to remind everybody
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  Speaker 1: on a personal level of what prayer has meant to me. Now,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure that millions of people listening to me know
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  Speaker 1: exactly what I'm talking about, but sometimes you got to
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  Speaker 1: say it out loud as a reminder to yourself and
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  Speaker 1: just an offer to other people who might be struggling
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  Speaker 1: out there. Because everybody struggles with something, But every time
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  Speaker 1: I've truly struggled with something, prayer has been my most
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  Speaker 1: effective tool. It really is. Man. The thing about prayer
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  Speaker 1: to cool thing about prayers. You don't have to ask
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  Speaker 1: for nobody's permission, you don't need in a appointment, you
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  Speaker 1: don't have to clear it with anybody. And I'm sure
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  Speaker 1: that you know people will share with you certain methods
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  Speaker 1: they use. But really, anyway you do it be just fine.
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  Speaker 1: You don't have to be on your knees, you know,
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  Speaker 1: if you want to, that's absolutely fine. But you could
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  Speaker 1: be on the public transportation, you could be driving, you
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  Speaker 1: could be sitting in your car, you could be in
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  Speaker 1: your cubicle. You could be at your desk, you could
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  Speaker 1: be at your workstation, you could be walking on the
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  Speaker 1: way to lunch. You can do it anywhere. So please
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  Speaker 1: don't wait until you have an available space or time.
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  Speaker 1: Because the thing about praying God man, He's always available.
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  Speaker 1: The cool thing about prayer also, it doesn't require perfection.
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  Speaker 1: And what I mean by that is you don't have
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  Speaker 1: to have yourself together to do it. This is a
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  Speaker 1: big one that people need to understand. Prayer does not
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  Speaker 1: require perfection. As a matter of fact. Prayer doesn't require
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  Speaker 1: that you come to pray after you get it right.
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  Speaker 1: Matter of fact, you don't have to get it right.
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  Speaker 1: You don't have to be perfect. Prayer is for broken people.
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  Speaker 1: Prayer is for people that are confused. Prayers for people
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  Speaker 1: who are unsure about the next move. Prayd is for
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  Speaker 1: people who are grieving. Prad is for people who are hurting.
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  Speaker 1: Prayer is for people who feel alone. It's for people
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  Speaker 1: who got no where to go, who have no place
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  Speaker 1: to turn. Now, it would be good if you used
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  Speaker 1: it all the time, but let's be honest, a lot
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  Speaker 1: of times we wait till something is wrong. It's best
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  Speaker 1: to do it all the time. But if you are
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  Speaker 1: finding yourself in one of these positions of being broken, confused, unsure, hurting,
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  Speaker 1: grieving alone, then it's available. Because the thing about God
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  Speaker 1: is he's merciful. He understands already that you're not perfect.
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  Speaker 1: He understands already that you only come to him a
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  Speaker 1: lot of times when you really need him. But the
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  Speaker 1: incredible thing about him is he's always there. That's incredible.
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  Speaker 1: God is behind the prison walls, He's inside of hospitals.
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  Speaker 1: God is down at the funeral hole. God shows up
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  Speaker 1: man when he needed most, when he's needed most. And
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  Speaker 1: it doesn't matter because let me tell you what prayer
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  Speaker 1: has done for me. It is giving me comfort. It
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  Speaker 1: has given me a sure fire way to get real answers,
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  Speaker 1: connects us to the greatest source of power available to man.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just talking to you real, y'all. I'm just giving
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  Speaker 1: it to you the way I see it. That are
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  Speaker 1: people who can explain prayer far better than me. I'm
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  Speaker 1: pretty shure there's some people in that poor pitch can
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  Speaker 1: give you a cold, cold definition of prayer. But what
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  Speaker 1: if you ain't, What if you ain't Dawn that Sunday.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just telling you from a hood cat that prayer
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  Speaker 1: has worked for me, that it got through, got me
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  Speaker 1: through some of my darkest moments when it seemed like
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  Speaker 1: everywhere I turned they was against me. Prayer got me
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  Speaker 1: through it. Oh. I've done some things publicly, man, Lord
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  Speaker 1: have mercy, man that I know would have crumbled me
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  Speaker 1: if it was not for prayer. Oh, I've heard people
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  Speaker 1: talking about me that don't even know me, ain't never
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  Speaker 1: met me, just saying negative about me. You know what
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  Speaker 1: got me through it? Prayer. You know when they all
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  Speaker 1: said I was just ignorant person on television. Prayer when
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  Speaker 1: I was being called out of my name what I
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  Speaker 1: felt was unjustifiably prayer, Prayer when they lie about me,
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  Speaker 1: drag my character and name through the mud with lies, Prayer,
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  Speaker 1: Prayer when I was homeless and living in that car. Prayer,
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  Speaker 1: Prayer changes things. Just use it, man, stop being proud
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  Speaker 1: and use it because prayer works. Pray. Don't ask nobody, listen,
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  Speaker 1: don't forget to pray, don't be ashamed to pray, and
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  Speaker 1: don't ever be too proud to pray because prayer, Prayer
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  Speaker 1: changes things. You can believe that y'all have a great weekend.
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