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Chrismas DIS-likes, Ask The CLO, Evil Christmas Tips, Would You Rather, and more! - 12.17.24 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time. Y'all don't know y'all.
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  Speaker 3: At all at all, So.
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  Speaker 4: Don't give them.
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  Speaker 5: A bu bus.
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  Speaker 6: Listening to show, I don't joy yeah, joy show.
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  Speaker 5: You got you love? Turn you.
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  Speaker 7: Gotta turn.
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  Speaker 6: To turn the mouth the turn you probably got to
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  Speaker 6: turn mouth.
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  Speaker 7: Turn out the water the mon jo.
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  Speaker 2: Look, come on, come on, you think I sure will?
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  Speaker 2: Good morning everybody you all listening to the voice? Come on,
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  Speaker 2: dig me now one and on. Is Steve Harvey got
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  Speaker 2: a radio show? Yeah?
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  Speaker 8: Man boy, God has been good to me. Man, I
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  Speaker 8: can't really count at all. You can't either, You know,
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  Speaker 8: it's all in perspective. You really can't count all that
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  Speaker 8: God has done for you if you look at every
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  Speaker 8: little thing. It's unbelievable. The things He's done for us.
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  Speaker 8: How many times you know, we got through something without
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  Speaker 8: even talking to him about it. He just he just
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  Speaker 8: blessed us with it. How many you know? It's just
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  Speaker 8: it's so much that the fact that you wake up
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  Speaker 8: in the morning, the fact that you still have a
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  Speaker 8: place to stay, the fact that you know may be
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  Speaker 8: struggling out here, but guess what, you still going to work.
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  Speaker 8: You know, you live in check to check. But you're
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  Speaker 8: making it all. You got all the plates spinning. You know,
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  Speaker 8: it's hard. You got a lot of plate spinning, but
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  Speaker 8: you keep him up there somemer every now and there
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  Speaker 8: in one break, but he put two more back up
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  Speaker 8: there to look a little bit better, and you got
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  Speaker 8: to get to spending them so it all works.
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  Speaker 2: And then you got a lot.
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  Speaker 8: Of people who just can't seem to mentally put it
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  Speaker 8: together as to you know, why their life isn't in
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  Speaker 8: a position that they wanted to be. We talk about
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  Speaker 8: this oftentimes, but I don't want to try another angle
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  Speaker 8: with you to day.
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  Speaker 2: You know, maybe it's you. Have you ever thought about that,
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  Speaker 2: Maybe it's you.
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  Speaker 8: Maybe it's no external force that's at fault, like you
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  Speaker 8: keep making the excuse to be You know, so many
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  Speaker 8: people out here, Well, if this hadn't ha done this,
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  Speaker 8: if he hadn't have done that, if she hadn't have
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  Speaker 8: done that, I would have been further along. I wasted
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  Speaker 8: all my time, my years with this man, and he
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  Speaker 8: did this, and I could have been here, and I
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  Speaker 8: could have been there, and this woman she did this
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  Speaker 8: to me, And if she hadn't have.
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  Speaker 2: Done that, I could have been here and I could
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  Speaker 2: have been there. Maybe it's you.
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  Speaker 8: Maybe it's not really that external force that you keep
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  Speaker 8: making it out to be. See, I've done this to
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  Speaker 8: myself before. Once again, I'm talking to you about something
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  Speaker 8: I know about. I've done this to myself before. I've
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  Speaker 8: had the reason I wasn't where I wanted to be.
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  Speaker 8: I had it figured out as some external force. I
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  Speaker 8: had worked it out in my mind. Clearly it wasn't
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  Speaker 8: me because of so and so, or if this hadn't happened,
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  Speaker 8: and if they hadn't have done this, I would have
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  Speaker 8: been further along up the road. That's what I was saying.
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  Speaker 8: But hold on, man, boy learned a valuable lesson.
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  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 8: See, if you don't ever let it go, it's gonna
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  Speaker 8: be hard for you to go. If you don't ever
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  Speaker 8: let it go, it's gonna be hard for for you
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  Speaker 8: to go. I was listening to Bishop td Jake's one day,
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  Speaker 8: and I heard him say, you can't drive your car
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  Speaker 8: if you gonna keep looking in the rear view mirror.
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  Speaker 8: You go outside and try that. Try to drive your car,
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  Speaker 8: but keep your eye in the rear view mirror. All
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  Speaker 8: you looking at is where you're being all you're looking
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  Speaker 8: at in that rear view mirror is where you passed
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  Speaker 8: or should have passed, something you should have moved on from.
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  Speaker 8: All you're doing is looking in that rear view mirror
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  Speaker 8: at what happened back now. If you don't stop looking
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  Speaker 8: in the rearview mirror, you're gonna crash your car over
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  Speaker 8: and over and over again. All you got to slow
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  Speaker 8: it down so bad in order for you to keep
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  Speaker 8: looking in that rear view mirror. If you don't learn
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  Speaker 8: to let it go, it's gonna be hard for you
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  Speaker 8: to go forward because you keep reviewing the past.
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  Speaker 2: The past is the past, and I know it's hard.
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  Speaker 4: Man.
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  Speaker 8: I watched a show and this lady said, well, I
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  Speaker 8: just can't ever forgive them for that, or guess what,
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  Speaker 8: guess what God may have.
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  Speaker 2: Already forgiven that person.
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  Speaker 8: That person may be extremely remorseful, could have gone to
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  Speaker 8: God and got in forgiveness for it years ago. But
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  Speaker 8: you you sit here and you keep hanging on to
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  Speaker 8: the back. I can't ever forgive that. Then I heard
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  Speaker 8: Bishop Jakes come on the show one time and say
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  Speaker 8: something that really really struck home. You keep drinking the poison,
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  Speaker 8: waiting on your enemy to die.
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  Speaker 2: He said that.
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  Speaker 8: I just shook my head and went, wow, you drinking
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  Speaker 8: the poison.
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  Speaker 2: Waiting on your enemy to die. Revenge is poison to you.
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  Speaker 8: You know, if hatred is poison to you. Unforgivingness, when
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  Speaker 8: you won't forgive a person, that person could be going
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  Speaker 8: on with they life made the right with God. Don't
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  Speaker 8: know how you feeling. They skipping through life. Now you
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  Speaker 8: make adjustments every time you see them. And it takes energy. Man,
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  Speaker 8: it takes so much energy to hate. It takes so
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  Speaker 8: much energy not to forgive to Now they come in
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  Speaker 8: the room. You got to avoid them. Stay over here,
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  Speaker 8: Oh here they come. Now you got to make a
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  Speaker 8: situation over here. They come into the house his family reunion.
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  Speaker 8: Oh oh, here they come. Or where they gonna be
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  Speaker 8: in the basement. I'm going to be on the third floor.
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  Speaker 8: I want to go out here and get some barbecue.
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  Speaker 8: She out there at the barbecue, staying, Oh lord, I
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  Speaker 8: don't want a barbecue. I just eat to take a
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  Speaker 8: set of people, man, take themselves all out of position,
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  Speaker 8: trying to make adjustments, when if you it would simplify
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  Speaker 8: your life, if you would let just let it go.
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  Speaker 8: Maybe you ain't where you need to be because of them,
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  Speaker 8: external forces altogether. Maybe you not where you need to
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  Speaker 8: because of you, because you won't let it go, you
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  Speaker 8: won't move forward. Look at this, ladies. Let's say you've
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  Speaker 8: been in a situation with a man for years. It
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  Speaker 8: didn't work out. For whatever the reason, it just didn't
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  Speaker 8: work out.
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  Speaker 2: I got what you say he did.
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  Speaker 8: I got what he did, I got he all of that, YadA,
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  Speaker 8: YadA YadA. When you get through, did not God get
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  Speaker 8: you through it? Did not he allow you to survive it.
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  Speaker 8: I got you, got some cuts on you, I got
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  Speaker 8: you been a little bit bruised. But did he not
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  Speaker 8: get you through it? So, now that he's freed you
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  Speaker 8: from it, now he done went on. He got a
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  Speaker 8: whole nother family over there somewhere. Now, he trying to
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  Speaker 8: make it right because maybe he learned the mistake he made,
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  Speaker 8: and now he trying to be a better man.
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  Speaker 2: He just trying to get it right now.
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  Speaker 8: But you sitting there holding on to it, you drinking
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  Speaker 8: the poison, waiting on your enemy to die. So now,
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  Speaker 8: instead of you enjoying the blessing of finally being free
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  Speaker 8: from a situation that was not healthy for you, you create
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  Speaker 8: an even more unhealthy situation in your mind, by hating,
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  Speaker 8: by having revengeful thoughts, by hoping he fall on his face.
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  Speaker 8: Maybe you even doing something to the other situation to
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  Speaker 8: make sure they struggle. Oh man, you drinking the poison,
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  Speaker 8: waiting on your enemy to die. Maybe you ain't where
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  Speaker 8: you ought to be in life, not because of your
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  Speaker 8: external forces, but maybe it's you. If you don't let
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  Speaker 8: it go, it's gonna be hard for you to go.
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  Speaker 8: You can't keep driving your car looking in the rear
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  Speaker 8: view mirror. Come on, man, Forgiveness is not for the
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  Speaker 8: other person. Forgiveness is for you.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 8: I've got sunshine on a cloudy day when it's called outside,
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  Speaker 8: I get the month of May. Well, I guess you say,
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  Speaker 8: what can make me feel this way? I'll tell you
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  Speaker 8: what it is. My girl, my girl, I'm talking about
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  Speaker 8: my girl, my girl. Those were the types of lyrics
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  Speaker 8: that were written in a time where men expressed their
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  Speaker 8: sincere and obvious love for women. Something has happened in
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  Speaker 8: our music. That's why I don't buy none of it.
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  Speaker 8: This message this morning to my sons and daughters to
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  Speaker 8: ain't talking about a damn thing. If I got some
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  Speaker 8: time to listen to music, I want to here. I've
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  Speaker 8: got sunshine on a cloudy day. He boom, boom, that's
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  Speaker 8: what I want to hear. I don't want to hear
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  Speaker 8: all this. You ain't nothing without me putting up on
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  Speaker 9: Nothing?
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  Speaker 2: You know they bad.
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  Speaker 8: But I'm a lyrical person. I like lyrics. I like
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  Speaker 2: Who what you got? Paper clips? It? Okay, don't say
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  Speaker 2: no more, don't do it.
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  Speaker 1: You don't want him to experiense.
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  Speaker 2: Speak for it. You know what a paper clip here,
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  Speaker 2: don't you?
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  Speaker 4: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: Paper clip prank?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I just thought it was adverse.
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  Speaker 2: Paper clips out of note. Yeah, you go too far so.
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  Speaker 12: Travel I'm trying to reach for veronic hood.
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  Speaker 13: Is she hi?
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  Speaker 4: Have Ironica.
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  Speaker 12: How you're doing? My name is Philip.
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  Speaker 4: I'm from CORP. How you doing?
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  Speaker 2: I'm good?
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  Speaker 14: Thank you? How can I help you today?
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  Speaker 12: You were with the company here, see you just left
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  Speaker 12: what six months ago?
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  Speaker 14: That's correct?
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  Speaker 4: Okay?
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  Speaker 12: And you left with a severance? Am I right?
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  Speaker 4: That's right? I'm sorry?
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  Speaker 2: Who must be going with?
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  Speaker 4: Philip? My name is Philip, Philip. I'm actually calling on
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  Speaker 4: some security questions and wanted to reach out to you.
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  Speaker 4: Now you you own your own travel agency.
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  Speaker 15: Now that's correct, okay.
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  Speaker 4: Now you actually left with a severance when you when
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  Speaker 4: you left the company at that right?
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  Speaker 16: That's right?
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  Speaker 4: Okay? And how long were you actually with FA?
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  Speaker 14: I was there for eight years.
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  Speaker 16: I'm sorry who I'm thinking to again?
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  Speaker 4: My name is Philip. I'm with security.
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  Speaker 14: And what can I do for you?
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  Speaker 5: Philip?
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  Speaker 4: Uh? Well, we got we have you. You started this business?
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  Speaker 12: Now?
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  Speaker 4: Did you started before you left?
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  Speaker 1: Philip?
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  Speaker 14: I started this business after I left there.
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  Speaker 4: You started it after you left there?
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  Speaker 14: That's correct?
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  Speaker 4: Month okay.
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  Speaker 12: So the reason why I'm giving you a call, and
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  Speaker 12: I've been you know, we've gone through some security tapes
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  Speaker 12: and things of that nature. We're missing so many rims
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  Speaker 12: of paper we're missing thousands of paper clips. We're missing
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  Speaker 12: so many.
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  Speaker 4: Office supplies, and it's been brought to the securities attention
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  Speaker 4: that it's targeting that you are the person that has
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  Speaker 4: taken all of this office.
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  Speaker 14: Let me get this right, soil you are calling my
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  Speaker 14: place of business, Anthony, if I have used paper clips
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  Speaker 14: and paper I have customers in my establishment right now.
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  Speaker 14: I can't talk to you about this.
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  Speaker 12: Okay, ma'am Listen. I know that I'm sorry for calling
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  Speaker 12: your place to business, but I want to say that
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  Speaker 12: we're at the point of actually picking you up behind
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  Speaker 12: items that have been taken from the company. So I
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  Speaker 12: wanted to call and see if we could get it
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  Speaker 12: taken care of over the phone.
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  Speaker 4: Now, So you gotta go, then I'm going to have
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  Speaker 4: to actually come out to your business, and that's something
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  Speaker 4: that I'm trying not to do.
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  Speaker 14: You know, hold on one second, you hold that clip.
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  Speaker 16: Who is this on my phone talking about from damn
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  Speaker 16: paper clips. I have been going from there for six
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  Speaker 16: months and you calling me now by some paper and
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  Speaker 16: so what paper clips?
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  Speaker 12: Man?
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  Speaker 4: We're missing at least five thousand paper clips.
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  Speaker 14: I'm gonna tell you what you can do this.
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  Speaker 16: I have been of that company for six months. I
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  Speaker 16: worked for y'all for eight years, and you all let
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  Speaker 16: me go. I didn't take anything from you.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 12: Have you ever used any paper or any paper clips
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  Speaker 12: outside of Have you done that?
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  Speaker 16: Of course I use paper every day. I run a business.
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  Speaker 12: Okay, but you're using our paper for your own personal business.
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  Speaker 12: You're travel agent or whatever it is that you have.
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  Speaker 12: You're using office supplies. That right there is against the laws.
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 16: I will go and buy you some damn paper clips.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, well we don't want paper clips. Man.
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  Speaker 12: Now we've given you a severance play and from my understanding,
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  Speaker 12: it's been a substantial amount. And right now it's gonna
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  Speaker 12: be filing charges and taking you to court over.
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  Speaker 4: These paper clips and paper I'm.
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  Speaker 16: Gonna tell you what you can do. The five thousand
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  Speaker 16: paper clips on paper, clip them together and hang you
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  Speaker 16: off for by your I instill the damn paper clips.
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  Speaker 16: You're gonna call me six months late to talk about
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  Speaker 16: some paper and paper clipst ma'am.
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  Speaker 4: I don't want to go back fillip. I'm sorry, this
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  Speaker 4: is some filliup. So are you wanting to return all
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  Speaker 4: the merchandise because it looks like I didn't take no merchandise.
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  Speaker 16: I don't have to steal nothing from y'all. I worked
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  Speaker 16: for you for eight years.
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  Speaker 4: Talking about for eight years. You stole paper, paper clips,
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  Speaker 4: you stole off the supplies, scissors, masking tape. You have
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  Speaker 4: taken markers, pens. We got it down to know what.
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  Speaker 14: Video tape you got Phillip.
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  Speaker 16: I ain't steal nothing from y'all. I was employee of
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  Speaker 16: the year. You all gave me a seven package. How
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  Speaker 16: can you called me six months?
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  Speaker 4: Lady?
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  Speaker 16: You can take them paper clips and shove them up
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  Speaker 16: your behind.
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  Speaker 4: Excuse me?
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  Speaker 15: Are we done here?
• 18:29
  Speaker 12: No, we're not done here.
• 18:30
  Speaker 16: So take your video tape and your paper clips and
• 18:33
  Speaker 16: your scissors, and you know what to do with them.
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: No, No, I don't, man. Now listen.
• 18:37
  Speaker 12: What we're gonna have to do is you're gonna get.
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: Served right there at your travel agency. Where are you
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: locating es?
• 18:43
  Speaker 12: We're missing over five thousand paper clips and we need those.
• 18:47
  Speaker 16: Now, what's your address? I'm gonna bring your damn paper
• 18:50
  Speaker 16: and paper clips to you.
• 18:51
  Speaker 12: How about that?
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: So you are.
• 18:55
  Speaker 12: You are guilty of using the paper aren't you?
• 18:58
  Speaker 16: We all used paper fillip.
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: On kill, which means guess what it's against the law,
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: which means you have something.
• 19:05
  Speaker 12: If you have taken one paper clip, it's against the law.
• 19:08
  Speaker 12: And we all.
• 19:10
  Speaker 16: You got pins in your car. I feel that a corporation,
• 19:13
  Speaker 16: I bet you do.
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: I work for the company.
• 19:16
  Speaker 16: I'm trying to run a business. So you steeling too.
• 19:18
  Speaker 16: Give me your voice's number. You calling my damn phone
• 19:20
  Speaker 16: talking about some pens and paper cliffs. You lost your line.
• 19:24
  Speaker 16: Give me your address. I'll bring the pens and paper clips.
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: You ain't got to what you do thinking so many
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: pins and so many paper cliffs, thousands.
• 19:31
  Speaker 14: Of runs a business.
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: Don't call my phone with this.
• 19:34
  Speaker 12: I'm gonna stay decision now. I'm gonna go ahead and
• 19:39
  Speaker 12: order come over. I'm ordering the police to come and
• 19:41
  Speaker 12: pick you up, okay, because I'm trying to get the
• 19:44
  Speaker 12: problem taking care.
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: Of out the phone.
• 19:45
  Speaker 16: Bring the police and you come with them. Come get it.
• 19:48
  Speaker 16: I got something for your when you get here, bring them.
• 19:51
  Speaker 16: You're calling me about some paper and paper cliffs. I've
• 19:53
  Speaker 16: been going from there for six months.
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: C maam, you have stolen paper clips from the company
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: and we want our paper.
• 20:00
  Speaker 16: Bring yo over here. You wanna get more some damn
• 20:03
  Speaker 16: paper cliffs, and I'm gonna call my man if he
• 20:05
  Speaker 16: can kick.
• 20:05
  Speaker 14: Yo over here if you want to, you want to address,
• 20:08
  Speaker 14: you want to address?
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: Ll up.
• 20:09
  Speaker 16: Come on, I'm a professional. I'm trying to run a business.
• 20:12
  Speaker 16: I gotta walk away from my customers to deal with
• 20:14
  Speaker 16: some buy some pens and paper.
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: And paper clips. Because you stole over five thousand paper
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: you're fat and you also you better be ready because
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: you stole some stuff for Tommy and he's been over
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: here about it too. Wait a minute, wait, Tommy says
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: you're stolen a bunch.
• 20:32
  Speaker 15: Of his stuff.
• 20:33
  Speaker 16: Listen, I don't know no Timmy.
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: You don't know nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: You don't know him?
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: What's your name?
• 20:43
  Speaker 12: I say? Do you know nephew till Me from the
• 20:45
  Speaker 12: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Do you know him?
• 20:50
  Speaker 17: You?
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: You gotta be kidding me.
• 20:54
  Speaker 12: Your girlfriend Dorothea got me the brank pak are you oo?
• 20:58
  Speaker 15: I'm gonna kick it. I'm gone going to get her
• 21:00
  Speaker 15: right now.
• 21:02
  Speaker 12: I'm gonna kick Calm down.
• 21:06
  Speaker 16: You made me step in the back room on you.
• 21:09
  Speaker 12: Hey, let me ask you some baby, what is the
• 21:11
  Speaker 12: badest I mean, the badest radio show in the land.
• 21:14
  Speaker 14: Eby Morning Show I.
• 21:22
  Speaker 12: Thank you.
• 21:26
  Speaker 18: At the Salvation Army. Love gives beyond situation and season.
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  Speaker 18: While lights are sparkling and temperatures are dropping, you can
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  Speaker 18: be the difference for a family in need right in
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  Speaker 18: your local community. Your donation puts presents under the tree
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  Speaker 18: today and food on the table all year long, warm
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  Speaker 18: hearts and homes beyond the Christmas season. By donating twenty
• 21:50
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  Speaker 18: help a neighbor in need through the holidays and beyond.
• 21:59
  Speaker 11: It is for Steve's favorite segment, asked the CLO Chief
• 22:03
  Speaker 11: Love Officer, Steve Harvey, ready for your love questions, and
• 22:08
  Speaker 11: this one is from Corey in Orlando. Corey writes him
• 22:11
  Speaker 11: thirty three and my older brother is thirty seven. He's
• 22:14
  Speaker 11: coming to town for the holidays and he wants to
• 22:16
  Speaker 11: bring a female that's not his girlfriend. I told my
• 22:19
  Speaker 11: parents that they shouldn't allow him to do it, but
• 22:22
  Speaker 11: my dad said it's fine. His girlfriend stuck by his
• 22:25
  Speaker 11: side while he was in law school and helped him
• 22:28
  Speaker 11: out financially. Now that he's passed the bar, he's parading
• 22:32
  Speaker 11: around this little white attorney he works with. Should I
• 22:35
  Speaker 11: confront him or avoid family time with him.
• 22:38
  Speaker 8: Wow, well bruh oh that's you know. Look man, your
• 22:50
  Speaker 8: brother gets to make the decisions for his life what
• 22:53
  Speaker 8: he want to make. He's bringing somebody else at dinner
• 22:57
  Speaker 8: and it ain't his girlfriend, now, I mean, I mean, okay, Sureley,
• 23:03
  Speaker 8: did they say this was for Christmas?
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: For the holidays?
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: Huh? So now let me ask you a question.
• 23:09
  Speaker 8: How do you leave your girlfriend at home for the
• 23:12
  Speaker 8: holidays and bring another girl? Have you ever thought, younger brother,
• 23:17
  Speaker 8: that the girlfriend ain't in the picture?
• 23:19
  Speaker 7: No more?
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: Could that be?
• 23:22
  Speaker 8: Because when you do, you ain't coming around for the holidays,
• 23:25
  Speaker 8: and you bringing one over for the holidays, that's a change.
• 23:30
  Speaker 8: You got another problem cause the girl white. That's because
• 23:35
  Speaker 8: you wrote that in the letter. Yeah, that's what's really wrong.
• 23:39
  Speaker 8: And the sister helped him out. But that don't mean
• 23:41
  Speaker 8: you got you get that. That doesn't mean that don't
• 23:43
  Speaker 8: mean you're gonna make the whole cut, you know now,
• 23:46
  Speaker 8: I know it be out that Well, that's the one,
• 23:48
  Speaker 8: that's that what you want? That ain't the one you like?
• 23:52
  Speaker 8: Now the problem is he bringing his white girl over.
• 23:56
  Speaker 8: You got a problem. You to know your parents not
• 23:58
  Speaker 8: to let him do that. He thirty seven. Your daddy
• 24:00
  Speaker 8: has said, let him do what he want to do,
• 24:03
  Speaker 8: and brouh, it's your brother's business.
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: I would avoid. Yeah, there you go. Probably the White House.
• 24:14
  Speaker 8: He heard the song and he's having it and obviously
• 24:19
  Speaker 8: been dreaming about it, just like the song. So now welcome.
• 24:24
  Speaker 8: You know you saw the movie Guess who's coming to dinner?
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: Well, he wants to confront his brother or a boy family.
• 24:35
  Speaker 8: Ain't no confront your brother about what? That's your brother,
• 24:37
  Speaker 8: business man? You bring who you want over for holidays?
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: Quit tripping? He your brother, all right?
• 24:44
  Speaker 11: Moving on Derees and little Rock says, I listened to
• 24:47
  Speaker 11: you guys online and you have said that men and
• 24:49
  Speaker 11: women cannot be best friends unless sex is involved.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: I want clarification because I've had him.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: What I said, go ahead.
• 24:59
  Speaker 11: I've had that male best friend for almost ten years,
• 25:02
  Speaker 11: and now that he is divorced, he wants to stay
• 25:05
  Speaker 11: overnight at my house on the weekends. I am not
• 25:07
  Speaker 11: attracted to him at all. Do you think he's trying
• 25:11
  Speaker 11: to sleep with me?
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: What is going on?
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: What you think?
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: What? Ever?
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: What's your money?
• 25:17
  Speaker 8: Asked to spend a night at your house? For his hotels?
• 25:22
  Speaker 8: He can stay in his house. Now, what I did
• 25:25
  Speaker 8: not say is you can't be best friends without sex involved.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: I didn't say that.
• 25:32
  Speaker 8: I said it's hard for a man to be best
• 25:36
  Speaker 8: friends with the woman he's attracted to. Thus, this man
• 25:40
  Speaker 8: is attracted to you, and now that he got a divorced,
• 25:43
  Speaker 8: he don't want to be your friend no more.
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: He want to sleep with you.
• 25:47
  Speaker 8: He want to slumber party. Yeah, not damn at all. Okay,
• 25:52
  Speaker 8: then now we have a problem. But I told you
• 25:55
  Speaker 8: how men are. I didn't tell you how women are.
• 26:00
  Speaker 8: I said, if a man is attracted to you, he
• 26:03
  Speaker 8: will lay and wait till there's a crack in the door.
• 26:06
  Speaker 8: He got a divorce, he thinks that's the crack in
• 26:09
  Speaker 8: the door. Now all of a sudden, y'all, friendship, he
• 26:11
  Speaker 8: won't sleep with you now here. That's what I said,
• 26:15
  Speaker 8: and what I stand by what I say, And all
• 26:17
  Speaker 8: these men out here, no, man, I have very attractive
• 26:20
  Speaker 8: women that I'm not.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but you would if you could. Dog. So
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: now listen in that conversation.
• 26:25
  Speaker 8: Next question, Shirley, all right, Monete, I said that old ass.
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: I know what I'm talking about.
• 26:34
  Speaker 11: Monette in Greenville says, my mother and I have dated
• 26:37
  Speaker 11: the same man in the past, and now he's married
• 26:40
  Speaker 11: to a lady we go to church with. I don't
• 26:42
  Speaker 11: talk to my mother anymore, and I don't fool with
• 26:45
  Speaker 11: this woman. I want to know why he felt the
• 26:47
  Speaker 11: needs cheat on me with my mom and then this
• 26:50
  Speaker 11: older lady at the church. I could see if it
• 26:52
  Speaker 11: was a sugar mama situation, but it wasn't. Why did
• 26:55
  Speaker 11: he feel like she should be a better wife than me?
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: It's eating at me? So do I get closure?
• 27:02
  Speaker 8: Wow, you're not gonna get no closure from him. You
• 27:05
  Speaker 8: need closure with yourself, you and your mama. Dating a
• 27:08
  Speaker 8: man with hoosh tendencies, a man with holish tendencies has
• 27:12
  Speaker 8: dated you, your mama and now another woman at the church.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: What what is it? You need closure home? Y'all?
• 27:19
  Speaker 8: Was all attracted to a wish man, not a man
• 27:23
  Speaker 8: that took his act somewhere else. He don't want you,
• 27:28
  Speaker 8: and why would you want him? He then slept with
• 27:31
  Speaker 8: your mama and the other woman.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: At the church. And I can promise you it's some more.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: He's married at church.
• 27:39
  Speaker 8: It's okay, it's some more. You pull off a stunt
• 27:43
  Speaker 8: like this, it's because.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: You're good at it. It's some more. Why am I
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: not good enough?
• 27:49
  Speaker 7: You?
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: You dodged a bullet?
• 27:51
  Speaker 8: Yeah, be grateful, man, lady, Come on, give yourself breaks.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: He's married anybody?
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: What church? Y'all go to? Man? Great?
• 28:06
  Speaker 8: Anybody been to the passes office about this? What's happened?
• 28:10
  Speaker 8: He ain't nobody pulled into the office about this one?
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: Right here?
• 28:13
  Speaker 8: Y'allly had no church counseling? Is just pop it off? Passages?
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: Man him?
• 28:19
  Speaker 8: How many times he'dn't married him?
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: Alright, let's go on, all right.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: Jeanette in Michigan.
• 28:26
  Speaker 11: Says, I'm fifty seven years young and I have a
• 28:29
  Speaker 11: weight loss surgery and I got a nose job. I
• 28:32
  Speaker 11: was dating a man that didn't mind my weight and
• 28:34
  Speaker 11: said he loved my big old nose. Now that I've
• 28:37
  Speaker 11: healed a bit, I tried to rekindle the flame with him,
• 28:40
  Speaker 11: but he said he's only attracted to big girls. I've
• 28:43
  Speaker 11: done online dating and I had a blind date. But
• 28:45
  Speaker 11: nobody turns me on like my ex. If it's real love,
• 28:49
  Speaker 11: why does size matter? Is he making up excuses because
• 28:53
  Speaker 11: he's moved on?
• 28:54
  Speaker 15: Wow?
• 28:56
  Speaker 8: He making up excuses because he liked what he liked.
• 29:00
  Speaker 8: He like them thick. You done lost weight. He like thick,
• 29:05
  Speaker 8: big nose women wide. No, now you the wild weight
• 29:10
  Speaker 8: and got your damn nose cut down. Now he theem
• 29:15
  Speaker 8: went from Dayton Nail Carter to Michael Jackson.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: He don't want that. And she put that nose back
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: on the old Okay.
• 29:24
  Speaker 8: You know how they put the makeup on your nose
• 29:29
  Speaker 8: to make it look thinner. Uh huh, yeah, he was
• 29:32
  Speaker 8: probably wide in that brushstroke out a little bit and
• 29:34
  Speaker 8: try to make your nose look wider.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: We just forget about it to move on. But as
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: long as you feel good about yourself, mister.
• 29:44
  Speaker 8: Steve Martin Marty show man.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: But I got his old wratchet behind.
• 29:50
  Speaker 10: I won't let me spend none of my money, he said.
• 29:53
  Speaker 10: My goal is to have my money outlive me. What
• 29:58
  Speaker 10: would I die.
• 29:59
  Speaker 15: The money died.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: Live, Poe and die rich.
• 30:04
  Speaker 10: I'm looking for a casket with a pocket in it
• 30:06
  Speaker 10: right now.
• 30:07
  Speaker 9: I don't left these raffles account.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: Because they get to spend all day.
• 30:10
  Speaker 11: Well, all of us here at the Steve Harvey Morning Show,
• 30:18
  Speaker 11: we can hardly wait till till Christmas. Most of us write, uh,
• 30:22
  Speaker 11: except for you know who bitter man slash the Grinch.
• 30:26
  Speaker 11: We call him the Grinch around Christmas. Anthony Brown, Steve
• 30:29
  Speaker 11: is here your friend.
• 30:30
  Speaker 8: Now.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: This is his segment. He's calling it Evil Things to
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: Do for Christmas.
• 30:38
  Speaker 19: Because I don't know why I have been dubbed the
• 30:41
  Speaker 19: evilish one on this show because I'm.
• 30:43
  Speaker 8: Not the evil.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: But you only want Yeah, you are Jay, not the evilist.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: We didn't have evil to.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you brought evil in.
• 31:00
  Speaker 19: Evil Things will Do over the Holidays by your Julie
• 31:02
  Speaker 19: jams and around number one, get yourself a lawn chair
• 31:06
  Speaker 19: and go to one of those stores electronic stores and
• 31:08
  Speaker 19: just sit outside and watch people try to put a
• 31:12
  Speaker 19: big ass TV and a little lass part.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: That's so much fun. Bring a lunch, just bring won't
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: make it.
• 31:21
  Speaker 19: Yeah, the best part of the when of the guy
• 31:23
  Speaker 19: who works at his sun gotta go back inside you.
• 31:26
  Speaker 19: That's the best fun. That is the best even last
• 31:31
  Speaker 19: thing to do for the holidays. Load up four or
• 31:34
  Speaker 19: five baskets, load the man you're gonna shop and you'll
• 31:38
  Speaker 19: walk out and leave them because you know somebody got
• 31:40
  Speaker 19: to put that stuff back down.
• 31:41
  Speaker 7: Leave it at the store.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: You're not buying any of it.
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: Ohoa, this is a real good win. Come out of
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: the store.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: Go to your car.
• 31:54
  Speaker 19: Okay, back out, pull back in, back out, pull again,
• 32:00
  Speaker 19: and then then get out.
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: Go in and then come back out, back out, pull
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: back in.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: Get your friend.
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: Some people think they got a parking space.
• 32:13
  Speaker 19: Oh my god, just to look not leaving out there.
• 32:23
  Speaker 7: There's another one.
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: This is so much fun.
• 32:26
  Speaker 19: Put all your trash in a big box, wrap it
• 32:30
  Speaker 19: up in Christmas paper, put a bow on it, go
• 32:33
  Speaker 19: to the mall, set it on the hood of your
• 32:35
  Speaker 19: part and just watch people steal it.
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: It is so much fun.
• 32:40
  Speaker 12: I like that.
• 32:42
  Speaker 19: I love that one to see them drive around like, oh,
• 32:47
  Speaker 19: there's a box on the car, get it, get it,
• 32:56
  Speaker 19: Get on the elevator.
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: Wait, did you see somebody with a whole lot of packages?
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: Hurry up, come on, I got it. I'm holding the elevator.
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: I got it. And when they get there, you let
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: that dog close right in there? Right, got to yell out.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: Right I do I do? I do that a lot
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: ja elevation.
• 33:24
  Speaker 20: Yeah.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: I don't ride with nobody. I try to act like
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to pay. Sorry shot, Sorry.
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: Here's another one.
• 33:35
  Speaker 19: Get in line with Santa Claus, sit on Santa lamp
• 33:39
  Speaker 19: and hold up the line. Just pull out along ass list,
• 33:44
  Speaker 19: just till the kids get irritated. When they stop crying,
• 33:47
  Speaker 19: it's just and then I'm way hard. I didn't want
• 33:50
  Speaker 19: to get a new house. Just as long as you
• 33:52
  Speaker 19: can talk the Santa, the better.
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: Oh another one.
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: This is get you stuff. This is a good one.
• 33:59
  Speaker 19: This is goingead get you a stuffed Santa Claus tied
• 34:02
  Speaker 19: to the hood of your car, and then drive around
• 34:05
  Speaker 19: like you hit Santa Claus evil one of them inflatable
• 34:14
  Speaker 19: Santa Claus hold and tied to the hood and drive
• 34:17
  Speaker 19: by school.
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: Hey, what's going on?
• 34:21
  Speaker 7: Kids?
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: This is a real good this kind of tricky.
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: What is what are we doing here?
• 34:26
  Speaker 19: Little things to do over the holidays? Candy rounds. Find
• 34:30
  Speaker 19: your ex girlfriend right on the back of her car.
• 34:35
  Speaker 19: Merry Christmas, Ho ho ho, here's the kitchen. Here's the catch.
• 34:41
  Speaker 19: Two of the whole hoes have been written by paint
• 34:44
  Speaker 19: that will wash off when it rains. So in the
• 34:47
  Speaker 19: back of the car just said Merry Christmas. Ho Come
• 35:02
  Speaker 19: up and last, but not leave. You know these people
• 35:06
  Speaker 19: associated you gotta go to a Quanta party.
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: Uh huh dressed like Santa Claus.
• 35:13
  Speaker 10: Oh they gonna lose?
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: Are they gonna take mine.
• 35:26
  Speaker 10: God, ain't I got a cousin man who celebrate Kwans
• 35:31
  Speaker 10: do not play.
• 35:33
  Speaker 8: They do not play seriously, Man, I gotta I got
• 35:36
  Speaker 8: a family member do that too, Man, I just what
• 35:39
  Speaker 8: you know, I'll be trying to be respectful of him,
• 35:41
  Speaker 8: I said to Dog, I can't. Hey, man, why don't
• 35:44
  Speaker 8: you get back to your Africans? I said, bro, I'm
• 35:47
  Speaker 8: in touch with my room. But I do like Christmas. Yeah,
• 35:51
  Speaker 8: you don't even understand what Christmas is. I might know,
• 35:55
  Speaker 8: but I sure don't understand what Kuans are. So let's
• 35:58
  Speaker 8: me and you, I said, But just understand, dog, my
• 36:02
  Speaker 8: whole life I grew up with Christians, just like it.
• 36:05
  Speaker 8: I ain't Finnah stop.
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you should stop. Every black person should stop. No, Dog,
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: that's a hard say.
• 36:13
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I can't celebrate a holiday the same age as me.
• 36:20
  Speaker 10: Christmas way older than me. Yeah, me and Kwans have
• 36:23
  Speaker 10: both got his.
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: How long is.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: Kwans is it?
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: It's a certain amount of days?
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: Seven days?
• 36:31
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's cool for the people that do it, man,
• 36:34
  Speaker 8: but they be on such an angle for you not
• 36:38
  Speaker 8: joining in.
• 36:39
  Speaker 11: Well, for those of you who celebrate kwansa happy Kwanta
• 36:42
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  Speaker 8: And for everybody to celebrate Happy honk just happy holiday. Yeah,
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  Speaker 8: everybody out there, do you and.
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  Speaker 9: I do want to see Santa Claus go to this
• 36:56
  Speaker 9: for this kwansa party.
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  Speaker 11: Time now for a round of would you rather? Would
• 37:34
  Speaker 11: you rather? Guys think about this? Would you rather bring
• 37:37
  Speaker 11: in the new year naked in bed or dressed to
• 37:42
  Speaker 11: kill at a party?
• 37:44
  Speaker 9: Just to kill at a party here, because we're gonna
• 37:46
  Speaker 9: get to that naked after that party.
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: It's all no that don't never have.
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: The way you think it's gonna happen.
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: Everybody tied.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 38:03
  Speaker 8: I don't want to be dressed to kill when the
• 38:05
  Speaker 8: bell got off. Then my last few New Year's Eve
• 38:07
  Speaker 8: been on time.
• 38:08
  Speaker 17: Square lord, oh yeah, and you were.
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: God, it's so anti comatic. Man, when that.
• 38:18
  Speaker 8: Ball drops, the show should be open. The show is
• 38:21
  Speaker 8: thirty minutes after the ball drop. Man, you can see
• 38:24
  Speaker 8: the sidewalk. Ain't nobody down there?
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: Yes, a few people. Hey, Steve, Steve can have himself. Steve,
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: Steve can't take pictures. And then man, I'm so, I'm
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: so done with it. Yeah, you've been.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: Preparing for it all day, rehearsals and all that.
• 38:40
  Speaker 17: Right, you want to call it, it's work work.
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: The rehearsal is all day.
• 38:54
  Speaker 8: You rehearse all day, and then you take off one hour,
• 38:57
  Speaker 8: and then you come back and start taking jump because
• 38:59
  Speaker 8: you start taking show at eight, Well.
• 39:02
  Speaker 11: You do it.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: That's full day, all right.
• 39:07
  Speaker 11: So naked one, naked one dressed to kill at a
• 39:10
  Speaker 11: party and you're you're naked to junior naked?
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, all right, newly went, Okay.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: Okay, y'all is y'all naked with your shirt on? Or
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: just full of nicked?
• 39:21
  Speaker 8: Do you understand what naked means? You know, we don't
• 39:25
  Speaker 8: what we don't want to do is go with basic English.
• 39:30
  Speaker 7: Rather basic?
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: Now is your shirt on any socks?
• 39:38
  Speaker 8: Or one leg in your what's the next?
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: Are we on your nerves right now?
• 39:46
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 39:47
  Speaker 11: Would you rather go ice skating with family? Or would
• 39:50
  Speaker 11: you rather go ice fishing with your friends? Ice skating
• 39:54
  Speaker 11: or your family?
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: You want to go fishing with your friends?
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: Fishing?
• 39:58
  Speaker 7: Hell?
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think ice skating with mo.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: I'm going at your house.
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: It's hard to watch, Steve. Help me get around here?
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: Help you.
• 40:12
  Speaker 7: All right?
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: Last one warmed?
• 40:16
  Speaker 11: Would you rather warmed baked banana pudding or cold baked
• 40:20
  Speaker 11: cold banana pudding?
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: Which one you're like? How do you like your banana pudding?
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: I'm cold?
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: Cold?
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: Cold?
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: Oh no, nobody want hot ass? That up? It's good?
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: Hell don't want hot ass banana? Good? Said he? I
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: want a hot ass banana. I like it. I like it?
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: Like what I like?
• 40:45
  Speaker 4: Yo? Yo?
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: What's up to Shah? Homie ice cube?
• 40:47
  Speaker 19: Wishing everybody a happy holidays from my family to yours
• 40:51
  Speaker 19: and the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: What up Steve?
• 40:57
  Speaker 11: It is time once again to check Steve's voicemail. These
• 41:00
  Speaker 11: calls we're going to continue him eight seven seven twenty
• 41:03
  Speaker 11: nine Steve, and Steve, we have a lot of messages
• 41:06
  Speaker 11: about yesterday's Strawberry letter. Remember it was called too Good
• 41:09
  Speaker 11: to be True. It was about a woman who was
• 41:11
  Speaker 11: dating a man for about a month and he took
• 41:13
  Speaker 11: her to his high school reunion. At the reunion, he
• 41:16
  Speaker 11: ate some bad tuna. She warned him about this tuna,
• 41:20
  Speaker 11: telling him it didn't smell right, but he didn't listen
• 41:23
  Speaker 11: ate it anyway. He got sick and while at home
• 41:26
  Speaker 11: he asked her to stay with him. She said no
• 41:28
  Speaker 11: and suggested that he go to the er, and she left.
• 41:32
  Speaker 11: The next day she called a check on him. He
• 41:34
  Speaker 11: told her basically he didn't want to see her again.
• 41:37
  Speaker 11: This is from Sophia in New Orleans.
• 41:40
  Speaker 4: Good morning, Steve.
• 41:42
  Speaker 13: This is Sophia from New Orleans. I'm writing to work
• 41:46
  Speaker 13: and I'm listioning to the Steed Harvey Morning Show. I
• 41:50
  Speaker 13: just heard part one of the Strawberry letter, too Good
• 41:54
  Speaker 13: to be True, and I'm with you one hundred percent, Steve,
• 42:00
  Speaker 13: because young lady does not know how to take care
• 42:03
  Speaker 13: of a man. She should have stayed with him, she
• 42:07
  Speaker 13: should have taken.
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: Him to the hospital.
• 42:10
  Speaker 13: She blew it, and she doesn't deserve the good man
• 42:14
  Speaker 13: that she claimed to have had the opportunity to share
• 42:19
  Speaker 13: one month with.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: She killed it.
• 42:23
  Speaker 13: You guys, keep doing what you're doing and have a
• 42:27
  Speaker 13: blessed day.
• 42:29
  Speaker 8: You know, I agree with you say, because you know what, man,
• 42:31
  Speaker 8: it don't hurt to care about a person. He was
• 42:34
  Speaker 8: sick as hell. He wasn't trying to sleep with the girl.
• 42:37
  Speaker 8: He said, just would you stay with me? She said no,
• 42:41
  Speaker 8: if you that's it, go to the er. Okay, cool,
• 42:44
  Speaker 8: here this man trying to find somebody to ride with.
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: You know, it's just a simple test. You could have said.
• 42:50
  Speaker 8: She could have said, hey, listen, I will stay with you,
• 42:52
  Speaker 8: but I'm gonna stay here on the sofa and if
• 42:53
  Speaker 8: I hear you need anything, I'm here for you.
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: Now.
• 42:55
  Speaker 8: That would have made a dude feel one hundred percent better.
• 42:58
  Speaker 8: But oh no, uh, that's said go to the er.
• 43:01
  Speaker 8: I'm bouncing deuces. Okay, cool, Okay, clearly you ain't what
• 43:06
  Speaker 8: he needs.
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: He just worked. Okay, that's just a sickness, and let's
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: get I tell.
• 43:10
  Speaker 8: This praise the helper out and read out of money.
• 43:17
  Speaker 8: Br br If you ain't there, If you you you
• 43:21
  Speaker 8: That's why I tell people about relationships.
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: Let your relationship got to be tested.
• 43:26
  Speaker 11: Go ahead, we have another one from Houston. Her name
• 43:30
  Speaker 11: is Marie. Let's see what she says.
• 43:31
  Speaker 20: Hey, Steve and the crew, this is Marie from Houston, Texas.
• 43:35
  Speaker 20: I'm calling about the strawberry letter the guys did Tuesday.
• 43:40
  Speaker 20: He turned out he was too good to be true.
• 43:42
  Speaker 20: Shirley's like, you know, well you too, let it go.
• 43:46
  Speaker 20: And then Steve just went in on this woman because
• 43:49
  Speaker 20: she wouldn't stay with the man. Baby who wasn't you know,
• 43:53
  Speaker 20: thoughtful enough, wasn't smart enough to list of it. She
• 43:55
  Speaker 20: told him the tuna fish was bad. He didn't listen.
• 43:59
  Speaker 20: He scarfd down and held a bunch of them anyway,
• 44:02
  Speaker 20: which is why he wound up being in the bathroom
• 44:04
  Speaker 20: for a long damn time.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: And then he's.
• 44:07
  Speaker 20: Mad because she wouldn't stay overnight with him and baby him,
• 44:10
  Speaker 20: and Steve's all on the on the woman, ting about
• 44:12
  Speaker 20: that's why you that's probably why you ain't got nobody now. Well,
• 44:15
  Speaker 20: first of all, she had him, and secondly he was
• 44:19
  Speaker 20: singled who thirty eight years old, no kids, never married,
• 44:23
  Speaker 20: so that's a that's a bad thing for her to
• 44:27
  Speaker 20: like still be single at that point, but not for
• 44:30
  Speaker 20: him as some double standard. Steve, he didn't have no
• 44:33
  Speaker 20: damn body either before he started dating her the month before.
• 44:37
  Speaker 20: And I kind of I tried with the woman. She
• 44:39
  Speaker 20: didn't feel like staying there and been days that damn
• 44:42
  Speaker 20: long you're talking about, get some super so she didn't
• 44:44
  Speaker 20: feel like it. And if he's out because of that,
• 44:47
  Speaker 20: oh well, he sounds like a big old man.
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: Baby.
• 44:49
  Speaker 20: If he just listened to her about the dad tuna
• 44:52
  Speaker 20: fish tip began with his ass, wouldn't have gotten food poisoning. Noting, Steve,
• 44:57
  Speaker 20: you look too hard on her. Damn him, you know,
• 45:01
  Speaker 20: is his ass thirty eight, never been married and stuff,
• 45:04
  Speaker 20: and it sounds like too big of a prize the
• 45:05
  Speaker 20: damn self.
• 45:06
  Speaker 8: Bye, guys, and baby, I one hundred percent. I one
• 45:14
  Speaker 8: hundred percent agree with you too.
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: That's right. Give baby, Yeah.
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: You said what you said. That's fine. That's how you
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: want to view it. That's how you can view it.
• 45:24
  Speaker 8: But now, ain't nobody got nobody now, damn And you know,
• 45:27
  Speaker 8: dudes don't listen. Good Yeah he should have listened, but
• 45:31
  Speaker 8: he didn't, now you know. But then you know she's
• 45:33
  Speaker 8: sitting up here, she's gonna walk away from good ass man,
• 45:35
  Speaker 8: over that right there, y'all keep.
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: Doing it like this, you ain't gonna have nobody.
• 45:40
  Speaker 8: All right, coming right, it's off the blocks for Dayton.
• 45:45
  Speaker 11: Well, you're not in today's prank phone call. Right after this,
• 45:50
  Speaker 11: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up
• 45:54
  Speaker 11: at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after.
• 45:56
  Speaker 11: It's my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is
• 45:59
  Speaker 11: is ex wife got a real Christmas tree?
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: Hell, we'll talk about that and a few uh.
• 46:11
  Speaker 11: Well, get into that just a few because right now
• 46:13
  Speaker 11: the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: What you got for us today, nephew?
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: A wedding and a funeral? That's too much.
• 46:23
  Speaker 21: A wedding and a fun trying trying me today with him,
• 46:31
  Speaker 21: They trying try a.
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  Speaker 2: Wedding.
• 46:41
  Speaker 8: But I like the way he gave me, had the
• 46:44
  Speaker 8: call he got because he didn't have win all in
• 46:47
  Speaker 8: the back of his throat wind.
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: Playing man, let's go care. I'm not gonna say it again.
• 46:59
  Speaker 4: I'm trying Ryan, Ryan, how you doing. Hey, I'm good.
• 47:02
  Speaker 4: I'm thinking this is Josh Josh over at thee I'm
• 47:05
  Speaker 4: one of the officials at the church where you guys
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: are getting married tomorrow. Yeah, yeah, how you doing, man?
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: I want to thank y'all for that too, man. We
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: we'll appreciate it sure here.
• 47:14
  Speaker 12: Well, we definitely hope to make you a member here
• 47:16
  Speaker 12: sooner or later since you guys are getting married.
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: You know, hey, man, you know I'm trying to get
• 47:20
  Speaker 4: this work schedule changed up. You know what I'm saying.
• 47:22
  Speaker 4: They got me working on Sundays now, man, So as
• 47:25
  Speaker 4: soon as I tweak at a mood at around a
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: little bit, I'll be there.
• 47:28
  Speaker 12: Okay, listen, we have a bit of a situation that's
• 47:31
  Speaker 12: come up. We had some problems and miscommunication and it's
• 47:34
  Speaker 12: definitely been on the outside.
• 47:36
  Speaker 4: They had your name Ryan down here with your phone
• 47:39
  Speaker 4: number as well as you as soon to be wife Sonya.
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: They had her name here, but we didn't want to
• 47:44
  Speaker 4: call her with if we wanted to just reach out
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: and talk to you and see if it just make
• 47:48
  Speaker 4: you aware of what was going on. Okay, what's going on? Man,
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: there's been a mix up on on scheduling. I don't
• 47:54
  Speaker 4: know if you know su the older make she passed
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: away a week ago, and you're not you're not a
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: member of the church, so you wouldn't know it. But
• 48:01
  Speaker 4: she's one of the one of the oldest members here
• 48:04
  Speaker 4: at the church. It's the older may passed away. And
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: what's going on? Is you all's wedding is tomorrow at
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: twelve o'clock, right, but the actual funeral is at three
• 48:16
  Speaker 4: o'clock here at the church. Okay, uh began, Brother Josh, Josh, Okay,
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: look here, brother Josh. Hey, man, we we already got
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: this thing in motion. Man, we didn't stand down. They
• 48:30
  Speaker 4: have mere two hundred invitations. Man, I mean, blessed us
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: so old man, and and I understand that, but but
• 48:36
  Speaker 4: but I mean, you know, she's there's no way we
• 48:39
  Speaker 4: could have moved it around.
• 48:40
  Speaker 12: Now the figures problem.
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: The funeral home is bringing the casket first thing in
• 48:44
  Speaker 4: the morning. So what I want what I wanted to
• 48:46
  Speaker 4: make you aware of. And I don't want you to
• 48:48
  Speaker 4: tell you why this, but the actual casket will be
• 48:51
  Speaker 4: in the Saint Arear, but we will have it come rollo.
• 48:54
  Speaker 4: Hold on, man, are you serious? I look at him. Hey,
• 48:57
  Speaker 4: y'alln't need to move this around. I don't know what
• 48:59
  Speaker 4: y'all gonna do. Y'all have a fellowship all in the
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: back or something.
• 49:02
  Speaker 12: Like that, Ryan. The only place we can actually put
• 49:06
  Speaker 12: the cask in it if we didn't put it there,
• 49:08
  Speaker 12: is in the actual room that you'll as soon to
• 49:10
  Speaker 12: be wife would be changing in. That's the only place.
• 49:14
  Speaker 4: My wife, say, could have changed no room with no
• 49:16
  Speaker 4: dead body, you kidding? And you know what, I understood that.
• 49:20
  Speaker 4: That's the first thing I thought of it. I thought,
• 49:22
  Speaker 4: I said that, just put the casket the way it
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: goes for the and we're gonna cover it up and
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: see basically you actually get in. Wow, I can't even
• 49:31
  Speaker 4: believe you call it. What did the man look at
• 49:33
  Speaker 4: the excuse my french man? Yeah, I know I need
• 49:36
  Speaker 4: to get back into church, I really do. But right now, Doug,
• 49:39
  Speaker 4: this ain't going down like this man. Now, we didn't
• 49:41
  Speaker 4: already pay the money. First of all. First of all,
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: you know, I don't even feel like she may to pay,
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: you know, to to hold no wed and over and
• 49:50
  Speaker 4: hunt her to where she pay tithes at. That's that's
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: the first thing. You know. I ain't like that from
• 49:54
  Speaker 4: the jumping, but I wouldn't head when winning because she
• 49:56
  Speaker 4: want her pastor to marry us. And now you got
• 49:59
  Speaker 4: the nerve to tell me it's how we arrange something
• 50:01
  Speaker 4: that funeral will happen the same day as my wedding,
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: and my wife got to get dressed in the room
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: with a dead body.
• 50:07
  Speaker 12: Well, we're not gonna put it in that bro. Like
• 50:09
  Speaker 12: I say, I'm putting that body first thing in the morning.
• 50:12
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna put that body in the right there in
• 50:14
  Speaker 4: front of the fullpit, and we're gonna cover it. Now,
• 50:18
  Speaker 4: what you're getting out of it is you're getting more flowers,
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: because there's gonna be flowers from the funeral. So I'm
• 50:23
  Speaker 4: thinking that's probably gonna be a little bit of a perk.
• 50:25
  Speaker 4: But I just wanted you to they don't wear it.
• 50:27
  Speaker 4: It's probably gonna be more people than you think because
• 50:30
  Speaker 4: some of the people that's gonna be at their wedding
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: it's really for the funeral. A hold on, man, are
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: you serious right that? I mean, look here, doctor, I
• 50:38
  Speaker 4: then paid for the wedding that happened at this church. Man, okay,
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: And no disrespect to the lady that is past, God
• 50:45
  Speaker 4: bless her family. I ain't planning to not putting no
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: dead body, having no funerals at my wedding. Man, that's crazy.
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna come down there church, too, sir. She's a
• 50:56
  Speaker 4: member of the church too. I don't give it. I
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: don't be no member of the church.
• 50:59
  Speaker 19: Man.
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: I ben paid for this win and it's gonna happen tomorrow. Man,
• 51:03
  Speaker 4: you my fixing and putting no dead body at my wedding.
• 51:07
  Speaker 4: What's right? Right?
• 51:11
  Speaker 12: I mean no difference.
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: But the woman has passed. She is not gonna get up.
• 51:16
  Speaker 4: I mean, what what is the town? The problem is? YO?
• 51:19
  Speaker 4: Calls me with this man the day before my wedding.
• 51:21
  Speaker 4: We didn't schedule there six months ago. I gotta spend
• 51:24
  Speaker 4: twenty five thirty thousand dollars on this wed.
• 51:26
  Speaker 15: Okay, and I do gonna tell me that we got
• 51:28
  Speaker 15: to show.
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: I will wed with a tremble. But the hell is
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: wrong with you? Man?
• 51:31
  Speaker 15: You man something?
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: Do you want to have your wedding at this church?
• 51:35
  Speaker 4: I paid for the what you mean wrong? I'm having
• 51:37
  Speaker 4: a wedding, okay. I tell you what. Let the body
• 51:40
  Speaker 4: up in the marning. I rolled in the right up
• 51:41
  Speaker 4: the street planning. Y'all just stay out there in the
• 51:43
  Speaker 4: front and and and throw for hours like throwing rice.
• 51:46
  Speaker 4: But we're gonna have a wedding. It's out the same
• 51:49
  Speaker 4: Jerry Tomorrow I promise you that I can't. I cannot
• 51:52
  Speaker 4: assure you that it won't be I have no other
• 51:54
  Speaker 4: place to put the body. Okay, well, I'll bet you'll
• 51:56
  Speaker 4: find somewhere to put it. If I get that a mark,
• 51:59
  Speaker 4: it's a body. Now, there's gonna be a couple of
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: boudies in there. And ain't you got two choices? To
• 52:03
  Speaker 4: move the funeral or to rembursity back. It's thirty thousand
• 52:07
  Speaker 4: dollars out of our respend. Those are the two choices
• 52:09
  Speaker 4: I want to hear about it. Meet me at the
• 52:10
  Speaker 4: front door to night with a thirty thousand dollars cashier check,
• 52:13
  Speaker 4: or we say to have this wedding up in there
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: tomorrow morning. You heard me. I ain't playing. I ain't
• 52:18
  Speaker 4: playing at all, no joke. What's wrong with child? Man?
• 52:21
  Speaker 12: You can do something else, man, I understand that I
• 52:25
  Speaker 12: don't want to know.
• 52:25
  Speaker 4: More from you. Man, all I'm saying is it's gonna
• 52:28
  Speaker 4: be a wedding at this church tomorrow without saying dead body.
• 52:32
  Speaker 4: That's all I'm saying.
• 52:32
  Speaker 12: To push it to the band, man, there's one more
• 52:36
  Speaker 12: bit of an issue that I need to tell you.
• 52:37
  Speaker 4: Also, what can be worse than a dead body. What
• 52:40
  Speaker 4: issue can be worse than dead body at my wedding? Man?
• 52:43
  Speaker 4: The issue is there that is worse than the dead
• 52:45
  Speaker 4: body is? This is next few time and from the
• 52:48
  Speaker 4: Steve Harby Morning. Sure your best man, Jeff got me
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  Speaker 4: the prank phone. Call you.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, my friend Junior. It's subject.
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  Speaker 11: What happened his ex wife got a real Christmas Tree
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  Speaker 11: is the subject of this letter for today. Dear Stephen, Shirley,
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  Speaker 11: I'm on my second marriage and there's an issue in
• 56:32
  Speaker 11: my marriage. My husband was married for eighteen years and
• 56:35
  Speaker 11: he's got two daughters and joint custody of them. I
• 56:38
  Speaker 11: have a daughter that lives with us. We've blended the
• 56:41
  Speaker 11: family nicely, and his daughters are sweet to my daughter,
• 56:44
  Speaker 11: but they like to remind her that their father is
• 56:47
  Speaker 11: not her father. My husband is not good at setting
• 56:50
  Speaker 11: boundaries for his ex wife.
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  Speaker 1: When we started dating, he let me know.
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  Speaker 11: That he and his ex are friends and whatever he
• 56:57
  Speaker 11: does for her is for his daughter. I can accept that,
• 57:01
  Speaker 11: but when it gets to be too much, I stepped
• 57:03
  Speaker 11: in to help him set boundaries. The other day, he
• 57:07
  Speaker 11: told me that since his ex wife and the girls
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  Speaker 11: moved into a new house, he wanted to buy his daughter's.
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  Speaker 1: A nice Christmas tree.
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  Speaker 11: I was against it, but then I realized his daughter's feelings.
• 57:20
  Speaker 11: Then I considered his daughter's feelings and I agree to it.
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  Speaker 11: We got a little seven foot artificial tree out of
• 57:26
  Speaker 11: the storage room, and I went and bought new ornaments. Saturday,
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  Speaker 11: he told me he was picking up his daughters to
• 57:33
  Speaker 11: get a tree, and he took my daughter with them.
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't invited.
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  Speaker 11: Two hours after they left, my daughter posted a video
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  Speaker 11: in her Instagram story and they were shopping for a
• 57:44
  Speaker 11: real tree. They picked a giant, beautiful, real, fluffy tree.
• 57:49
  Speaker 11: I had assumed they would go to Walmart and buy
• 57:51
  Speaker 11: an artificial tree. My daughter said they took the tree
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  Speaker 11: to his ex wife's house and he set it up
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  Speaker 11: for them.
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  Speaker 1: He set it up for them and they decorated it together.
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  Speaker 11: I was crushed because I decorated our fake tree alone
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  Speaker 11: while they were gone. My husband always justifies things by
• 58:08
  Speaker 11: saying that his daughter shouldn't suffer because he left their mother.
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  Speaker 11: Does he do it out of guilt? Will his ex
• 58:14
  Speaker 11: wife be forever a part of our family?
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  Speaker 7: Well?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, in a sense.
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  Speaker 11: She may not be a part of your family, Okay,
• 58:22
  Speaker 11: but she is the mother of your husband's daughters, and
• 58:26
  Speaker 11: those are your stepdaughters. So the ex will always be
• 58:30
  Speaker 11: in your life somehow, Okay, as long as you know
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  Speaker 11: she's got the daughters and everything.
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  Speaker 4: You know.
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  Speaker 11: My issue is with you, though, really, I mean this
• 58:39
  Speaker 11: is kind of petty. You're worried about a Christmas tree here.
• 58:43
  Speaker 11: I think you're saying it's about that, but what it
• 58:45
  Speaker 11: really is is that you don't want your man over there,
• 58:48
  Speaker 11: and you don't want him over there doing stuff for them,
• 58:50
  Speaker 11: like putting up the tree as a family. I think
• 58:53
  Speaker 11: you're jealous when where this is concerned. But I'm telling
• 58:57
  Speaker 11: you don't be insecure. Because he still wants to spend
• 59:00
  Speaker 11: time with his daughters. That means he's a good dad. Okay,
• 59:04
  Speaker 11: he's right. He left their mom, not his kids, so
• 59:07
  Speaker 11: he wants to continue to show up in their life
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  Speaker 11: for them as their father. He and the ex don't
• 59:13
  Speaker 11: have anything going on. I mean, if you guys can
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  Speaker 11: afford it, why don't you, You know, if there's something
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  Speaker 11: wrong with your tree, why don't you and your husband
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  Speaker 11: and the girls go out and get a tree.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't have to stay.
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  Speaker 11: There and decorate the tree by yourself. You could have
• 59:27
  Speaker 11: waited until they came home and you guys could have
• 59:30
  Speaker 11: done it together. You know, he just went with the
• 59:33
  Speaker 11: girls to get a new tree. You need to talk
• 59:36
  Speaker 11: to him if you have a problem with how he's
• 59:38
  Speaker 11: moving right now. But he sounds like a father who's
• 59:40
  Speaker 11: just trying to do the right thing to me. As
• 59:43
  Speaker 11: crazy as that all seems, it sounds. Yeah, I don't
• 59:46
  Speaker 11: have a problem with this.
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  Speaker 2: Steve, Well, it's a twofold situation.
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  Speaker 8: In my eyes, he's being a good dad and he's
• 59:55
  Speaker 8: being punished for that.
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  Speaker 2: But he's doing it, and he's making a couple the
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: mistakes the way he's doing it.
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  Speaker 8: You know, first of all, when y'all this is both
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 8: of y'all second marriage, he set this whole thing up
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  Speaker 8: by telling you that, you know, look, but I'm gonna
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 8: do stuff with a daughter, and I'm gonna do stuff
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 8: for my daughter, and I'm gonna do stuff for her,
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 8: but the.
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  Speaker 2: Reason I'm doing it for her is for my daughter.
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  Speaker 8: He set all of this up with you in the
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 8: beginning because he's active in their life, as he should be.
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  Speaker 8: Now you all say, you all have blended the family
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 8: together nicely, but the daughters are sweet to your daughter,
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 8: but they always remind her that ain't your daddy. They
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 8: do that kid's gonna be kids. They're gonna jockey for position.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 8: Your husband is not good with setting boundaries for his
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 8: ex wife, and his ex wife is flexing because she
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 8: has two kids with him and she's taking advantage of it. Now,
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 8: let's get to the whole thing about what this letter
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 8: is about. His axe got a real Christmas tree. First
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  Speaker 8: of all, when he picked up the daughter, when he
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 8: picked up his two daughters, and he took your daughter.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 8: He took your daughter, which is his daughter, which is
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 8: to his biological daughters, because he wanted to get them
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 8: a tree because they had moved into a new house. Well,
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 8: now here the problem you made though when you took
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 8: your daughter from your new wife with you, and she
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  Speaker 8: posted it on a story. So I'm assuming that these
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 8: might these might be teenage kids if they can post
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  Speaker 8: on stories and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, what did you say?
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  Speaker 11: Wait, say that one more time, Steve, about the daughters.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 11: What I just wanted you to say that one more time?
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 11: What you said about the daughters. He has two daughters
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 11: with his ex. He has two daughters with his ex,
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 11: and then the wife had a daughter.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: The new wife has a second wife has a daughter.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, but see that's his daughter. He has three daughters.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: Now, yeah, right, right, separate them. If you separate them,
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: they will help you separate. Yes, yeah, maybe that's what
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: the deal is.
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  Speaker 8: When I come back, I'm gonna tell you the mistake
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 8: he's making with this. He's a great dad, but he's
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 8: making a mistakes.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 11: We'll have part two of Steve's response coming up at
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 11: twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry letter subject
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  Speaker 11: is his ex wife got a real Christmas tree. We'll
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  Speaker 11: recap today's strawberry letter. The subject his ex wife got
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 11: a real Christmas tree?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So on the break, I read this letter again.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 8: This married This man was married to this woman for
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 8: eighteen years and they got two daughters. His ex wife
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 8: were married eighteen years and they got two daughters. So
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 8: I'm going to assume that these two daughters are teenagers. Yeah,
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 8: because they got Instagram and they post his stories. You
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 8: she the woman he's married to now, who's writing this letter.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 8: She has a daughter from her previous marriage. I don't
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 8: know how she is, but they treat her nicely. But
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 8: they do remind her that he's not your real daddy.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 8: That's our real daddy. But they treat her nicely, and
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 8: you all have blend and they're sweet to the girl. Okay, cool,
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  Speaker 8: So we got that out the way.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 4: Now.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 8: The man set this up by telling you, listen, I'm
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 8: gonna do some things for my wife, my ex wife,
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 8: because we're friends.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: But everything I do for is because of the daughters.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 4: You.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 8: Okay with that, Now let's get to what the problem is.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 8: It's a Christmas tree. He the ex wife and the
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 8: two daughters that moved into a new house. He wants
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 8: to get them a nice tree for their house for Christmas. Okay,
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 8: So he takes your daughter, which is his daughter from
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 8: this marriage, Christmas tree shopping with his daughters from his
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 8: previous man, and he goes and buys them a real.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: Christmas tree, big old fluffy tree.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 8: You that went to the storage room and went out
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 8: there and got that little ragged ass Sears tree seven.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: Feet tall in the box. Man, that's in the box
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: that you been putting up for years. And so now.
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  Speaker 8: You bought some ornaments for the treat, some new ornaments.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: They went tree shopping.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 8: You look on Instagram, your daughter the posted they bought
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 8: a tree. They take the tree to his ex wife's
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 8: house where his daughters live. They set the tree up
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 8: and they all decorated. Now you said earlier they went
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 8: Christmas tree shopping and you weren't invited. Okay, it was
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 8: just him and the girls. So that's cool because the
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 8: tree is for the girls. But it's at the ex
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 8: wife's house. I mean, that's what it is, so in
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 8: the waiters would be cool. Here's the mistake he's making.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 8: You got to not make them kids feel and see
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 8: a difference. You've got to go above and beyond in
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 8: treating them the same and eat.
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  Speaker 2: This is not your stepdaughter, this is your daughter.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 8: If the daughters get a real tree, everybody get a
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 8: real tree.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 2: Yes see, he should have bought two real trees.
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  Speaker 8: What he should have did because you can't make the
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 8: quote unquote step daughter feel step See. The reason we
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 8: never use the word step in our family was because
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 8: when you say step child, it's usually like a step down,
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 8: and it's like a step down from the level that
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 8: the regular children on that's why we never use that term.
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  Speaker 2: So now, but you can't let them see or feel
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: the difference.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 8: Now, if his daughter's got a big fluffy Christmas tree,
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 8: he should have got a big Christmas tree at his
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 8: house too.
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  Speaker 2: That's the mistake he made.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 8: Yes, that would that that would have cleared this whole
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 8: thing up.
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  Speaker 2: And bruh, that's all you got to do.
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  Speaker 8: Everybody got to get equal and light treatment, period. And
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 8: you can't have your new wife feeling some kind of
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 8: way because you're doing all this extra stuff for your
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 8: ex wife, because that's how she looking at that too. Oh,
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 8: she got a treat. And y'all all decorate the tree together.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 8: I didn't know you was gonna go over there and
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 8: put it up and decorate it together. I wanted to
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 8: surprise y'all when you came home. Y'all come home late.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 8: I'd have decorated the tree by myself. And y'all asked,
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 8: was over there having family time?
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  Speaker 2: Right?
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 8: You see why she said? You see now she gonna
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 8: be upset about that dog. And this is your mom,
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 8: because you gotta do everything equal. If you're over there
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 8: having hot chocolate, you got to come home have hot chold.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 8: You'd then bought the Voka pound cake from naming Marcus
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 8: over there.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 2: You got to come in your house with the Voka
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: pound cake.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: Okay, you know.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 8: See that's what you gotta do now, brother, that's the mistake.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 8: You make it, and you've got to sit your husband
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 8: down and say, hey, listen, we can't feel like with
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 8: second class citizens when it comes to special events, while
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 8: your ex and your biological children get all the perks.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 8: So I think that's unfair. So you can do whatever
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 8: you want to do for them. I'm not stopping you,
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 8: but you needed to start doing the same thing over here.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 8: See that real big fluffy tree that was beautiful, but
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 8: that would look good in this house too.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they should get one, you see.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 8: Because they had a new house. He feels like they
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 8: should get a new treat well. Well, well, and you
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 8: got to get to everybody else a new tree.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: Though.
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  Speaker 11: Something a thought came to my head because a lot
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 11: of mothers have mom guilt?
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: Do dads have dad guilt as well? Is that what
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: he's dealing with dad guilt as well?
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah? He said in the letter they can't pay because
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: I left.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 11: Their mother, right right, I left their mother, not them.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: See.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 8: But then also now, so you got to be careful
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 8: of the Disney Dad syndrome too.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, see what you do.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 8: See the kids, you can't be Disney Dad. And then
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 8: all of a sudden when you go home to your family, ain't.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: No Disney right, it's just the old tree.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 2: Oh man.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 8: Uh, you got Disney Dad mold all the way around board.
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  Speaker 4: Bro.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah all right.
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  Speaker 11: All Right, it is time to check Steve's voicemail. Call
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  Speaker 11: eight seven seven twenty nine Steve to leave a message
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  Speaker 11: for Steve. Now you might just hear your call on
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  Speaker 11: the air, Steve, you recently said that if you have
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  Speaker 11: a problem with your mother, you need to try and
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  Speaker 11: fix it. Okay, I think that was yesterday or day
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  Speaker 11: before on the air. Well, this caller has a question
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  Speaker 11: about what to do with a complicated mother daughter relationship.
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  Speaker 1: Take a listen.
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  Speaker 22: Good morning. So this is a comment on what you
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  Speaker 22: said about being upset with your mom or your dad
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  Speaker 22: this morning, and you got to have a real problem.
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  Speaker 22: But what if your parents are the problems? My mom
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  Speaker 22: is a narcissistsartraistic and she uses any and everything against me,
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  Speaker 22: give him my son, to make it seem like she's
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  Speaker 22: done it thing wrong, like I'm the bad guy because
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  Speaker 22: of the life that I chose to live, like she's
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  Speaker 22: applied with it. Everyone around is always put before me,
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  Speaker 22: and I'm always doing something wrong. So how am I
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  Speaker 22: to heal that? How am I not to have a
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  Speaker 22: feeling against my mom? If she does those types of things,
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  Speaker 22: it says really really thinks to me don't just want
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  Speaker 22: to sit there and take it. I don't understand that
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  Speaker 22: I can't do that.
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  Speaker 2: Here's a deal, sister. First of all, I don't know
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  Speaker 2: the particulars.
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  Speaker 8: I don't know the route that you chose to go
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  Speaker 8: that makes you be pointed out as the bad guy.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know the particulars.
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  Speaker 8: I know that little baby, as boys you got, I
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  Speaker 8: know you really need to go back there and fix
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  Speaker 8: it with your mom and daddy. Doesn't sound like you're nine,
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  Speaker 8: and don't sound like you're.
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  Speaker 2: On your own.
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  Speaker 8: But that aside from itself, let's get serious about this
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  Speaker 8: for a moment.
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  Speaker 2: Here's the deal.
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  Speaker 8: Listen to me, people, I've heard Bishop Jake say this
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  Speaker 8: a million times. Forgiveness is not for the other person.
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  Speaker 8: Forgiveness is actually for you. Because you said in your statement,
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  Speaker 8: I can't do that. How am I supposed to forget?
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  Speaker 8: I can't do that? Well, you not forgiving a person.
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  Speaker 8: It's like you drinking the poison, waiting on them to die.
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  Speaker 8: So now you gotta have a reaction to your mother. Look,
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  Speaker 8: everybody don't get great parents, you know, ma'am. Watch I
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  Speaker 8: watched my father make a few mistakes in his life,
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  Speaker 8: but I still loved and honored him. He was my father,
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  Speaker 8: and it kept us in a relationship that was a
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  Speaker 8: beautiful relationship with this mad because, as Shirley just said,
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  Speaker 8: these people are humans. You know, you don't get to
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  Speaker 8: you don't get to stop being human. You don't get
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  Speaker 8: to not make mistakes. So it's really up to you. Now,
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  Speaker 8: if you feel that horrible about it, you're gonna just
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  Speaker 8: another thing. My daddy said to me, He said, son,
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  Speaker 8: two things can happen in life. You can get over
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  Speaker 8: it or you can die mad. Now you can pick
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  Speaker 8: one of it what you want. And he said, son, just
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  Speaker 8: go and get over it. And I know you say,
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  Speaker 8: well I can't. Well, if you say you can't, then
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  Speaker 8: you can't. Steve Harvey and nobody else can help you.
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  Speaker 8: You can go to a therapist. If you saying you can't,
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  Speaker 8: forgive her and let it go. There's nothing nobody can
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  Speaker 8: do for you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's not even trying, she's not gonna try.
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  Speaker 8: I would just look write it off. Mom, She making
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  Speaker 8: a mistake, that's her.
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  Speaker 2: That's it. All right.
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  Speaker 11: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
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  Speaker 11: this is from Kelvin in Montgomery.
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  Speaker 1: Listen up.
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  Speaker 2: Guys.
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  Speaker 11: Kelvin says, I live in a small town and I
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  Speaker 11: was messing around with a married woman. I started messing
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  Speaker 11: with her when her man was locked up for firing
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  Speaker 11: a gun within city limits and attempted murder. He served
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  Speaker 11: eight years and he's out.
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  Speaker 3: Now.
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  Speaker 11: I'm scared for my life because I mistakenly left my
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  Speaker 11: apron to my uniform in this woman's car and her
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  Speaker 11: husband saw it. I'm scared to show up at work,
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  Speaker 11: but I can't keep telling them that I have COVID.
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  Speaker 11: I've been laying low and I thought about relo locating
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  Speaker 11: to Atlanta.
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  Speaker 1: What should I do? I can't fight at all.
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  Speaker 9: You need to be rolling to Atlanta now. Well, I
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  Speaker 9: don't even know why you're taking time to write us.
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  Speaker 9: That don't make no damn say. You should have rote
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  Speaker 9: us from Atlanta. That's what you should have done. Why
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  Speaker 9: is he in jail? Why was he in jail again?
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  Speaker 2: He fired a.
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  Speaker 11: Gun, firing a gun within city limits and a tent murder.
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  Speaker 9: That part, when you knew that part, what made you
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  Speaker 9: think mess around with this woman was okay? And you
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  Speaker 9: know you can't fight, and you forgetful. You done left
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  Speaker 9: half your stuff in the woman car. See right there.
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  Speaker 9: This man actually finn to go back to jail if
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  Speaker 9: he found your behind. You need to get on down
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  Speaker 9: to Atlanta and mix it up and get get where
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 9: he can't find you. But you need to get your
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  Speaker 9: butt out of this little small town that you say
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  Speaker 9: you live in.
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  Speaker 2: That's another thing. Stupid. Somebody mess around in small towns.
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  Speaker 1: That's stupid, and I don't do that.
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  Speaker 11: Kelvin is in his real name. There's not a lot
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  Speaker 11: of Calvin's, but.
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  Speaker 2: He probably that's stupid too, his name.
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  Speaker 7: Junior.
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  Speaker 2: I'll take exact what I think. No, No, don't come
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  Speaker 2: to Atlanta. We got enough shooting down here. We don't
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  Speaker 2: need you.
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  Speaker 10: Don't bring your ass to Atlanta. We fine, We got
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 10: enough attempted murders down here.
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  Speaker 2: We don't need no more motive. No were good.
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  Speaker 10: Stay ask in Montgomery, work it out. Photos need folk.
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  Speaker 10: Gonna get that apron out the car. I don't care
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  Speaker 10: if you've got to be a sleuth. If you got
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  Speaker 10: to slide from on the slide there.
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  Speaker 2: Don't open. We get that apron. But don't come to Atlanta.
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  Speaker 7: We can.
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  Speaker 1: We fine.
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  Speaker 10: We on the news every night with something. We got
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  Speaker 10: a lot of light attimpted murders. You don't need no
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 10: more down here. I look at Channel eleven, Channel five four.
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  Speaker 10: I don't need no more down here.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, we said, Atlanta's clothing. Yeah, we're clothed for shoot,
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  Speaker 1: we'll run.
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  Speaker 10: No, no, don't hide out here, because if he come
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  Speaker 10: to Atlanta and he see you, and here we go
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 10: with another attempted murder.
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  Speaker 11: No, no, we're good, all right, I think we have
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  Speaker 11: time for one more guys.
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  Speaker 1: This is from Shelle in Richmond.
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  Speaker 11: Shell says, I'm in school to be hairstylist, and my
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  Speaker 11: sister in law has let me do her hair a
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  Speaker 11: few times as practice. Now that I'm about to graduate,
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  Speaker 11: she said, I will be her stylist because she knows
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  Speaker 11: I won't change her as much as she can get
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  Speaker 11: her hair done whenever she wants to. I won't charge
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  Speaker 11: her as much. I won't charge her as much as
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  Speaker 11: you know when she comes to get her hair done.
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  Speaker 11: I did not agree to that. If I had known
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  Speaker 11: she was going to try to use me, I never
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  Speaker 11: would have asked for her help. How do I tell
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  Speaker 11: her that she will not be taking advantage of me?
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  Speaker 11: When I get my license?
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  Speaker 9: You get two hairstyles for me. For what you did?
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  Speaker 9: You get two times too visits for help appointments. That's
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 9: it for helping me. After that, it's whatever they charge.
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  Speaker 9: Whatever the dollar y'all ladies know what that is. Whatever
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  Speaker 9: the top dollar is, that's what you're about to pay
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  Speaker 9: up in here. But all this you help me. I
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  Speaker 9: can't stand that. Woo I got you where you are. Oooh,
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  Speaker 9: I'm the one I discovered you. You hain'te discovered a
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  Speaker 9: damn thing. Okay, you get two free hair jobs.
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  Speaker 2: And that's it. That's it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm done with you.
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  Speaker 2: Go Wow, that's easy fixed. That's three fifty.
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  Speaker 1: Three and fifty dollars.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, what whatever?
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  Speaker 10: Whatever she charged them, but whatever she getting, Yeah, three fifty,
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  Speaker 10: that's it.
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  Speaker 3: You ain't gonna say nothing else.
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  Speaker 2: That's three fifty.
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  Speaker 10: But I thought I was Uh, I got paperwork.
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  Speaker 2: I ain't got no paperwork. I got all.
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  Speaker 9: Oh, junior, if you want me to do something for you,
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  Speaker 9: if you want something for free, a washing set, I'll
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  Speaker 9: give you a washing set.
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  Speaker 1: Washing set anymore.
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  Speaker 9: Make her wear a particular sign you gonna wear with
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  Speaker 9: them old alb hairstyle, a washing set. You're gonna walk
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 9: out here with them pink rollers in your head if
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 9: you take them down when you get to the house.
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  Speaker 2: A wash in set. That's what you get for free.
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  Speaker 2: Right here. I'm coming here.
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  Speaker 9: Look up for no, no, had it bear and none
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  Speaker 9: nothing that's in style right now. I'm coming here with it.
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  Speaker 10: I tap you on your thigh, I mean, come from
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 10: under the dry you done so. I tapped on your thigh.
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  Speaker 2: That means come from mother that you're done.
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  Speaker 12: Right.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks guys.
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  Speaker 11: Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, we'll have
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  Speaker 11: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: Right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.