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Something Funny, Idris Elba, Steve's Quarantunes, Bay Area Shutdown and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know, y'all a suit on giving the like theming
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  Speaker 1: bu bus things, and it's not good. Steve has to mother,
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  Speaker 1: I don't join jo. You gotta use that turn. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta turn to turn them out. Got to turn them out,
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  Speaker 1: to turn the water the water. Come come on your
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  Speaker 1: baby now I show well, good morning everybody. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: to the voice, Come on dig me now, one and
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  Speaker 1: only Steve Harvey, I got a radio show him just
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  Speaker 1: trying to give God some back, just some back of
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  Speaker 1: what even gave me, just a portion, you know. Just
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  Speaker 1: I'm just trying, man, to to show some type of
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  Speaker 1: gratitude for all his blessings. I'm just trying to man,
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  Speaker 1: just just get it right sometimes, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, man, you just can't do what you want
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  Speaker 1: to do and just live wrong all the time. Man,
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  Speaker 1: you got it at one point in time, Steve, come home. Man,
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  Speaker 1: come on, man, you could do better. I know you can,
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  Speaker 1: you know saying and you know what I had to do.
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  Speaker 1: I had to stop saying I'm gonna try to do better,
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  Speaker 1: and I just had to say, hey, man, I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to do better. You know, trying it's just to put
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  Speaker 1: forth an effin and if it don't work, well okay.
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  Speaker 1: But if you make up in your mind that I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to do something, then trying isn't enough. It's getting
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  Speaker 1: it done is the only thing that matters. See, it's
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  Speaker 1: the difference between doing and trying. We're gonna try to
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  Speaker 1: win the game, or we're gonna go out here to
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  Speaker 1: win the game. Now, trying to win the game means
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  Speaker 1: that you could lose. But when you got in your
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  Speaker 1: mind made up, most athletes will tell you that they
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  Speaker 1: go out there with the full intent and purpose of
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  Speaker 1: winning and winning only see they don't put the second
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  Speaker 1: place finish on the cover Sports Illustrated. Second place don't
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  Speaker 1: get you there. You got to win. And now take
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  Speaker 1: it out of the scope of athletics, but keep it
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  Speaker 1: in that type of type of analogy in life, man,
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  Speaker 1: you just want to you want to win in life,
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  Speaker 1: don't you. I mean, at the end of the day,
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  Speaker 1: don't you want to be on the cover of Sports
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  Speaker 1: Illustrated the life? Don't you want to be recognized for
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  Speaker 1: your hard work? Don't you want, you know, to be
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  Speaker 1: recognized within the bonus structure down at your job. Don't
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  Speaker 1: you to have your plaque up on the wall down
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  Speaker 1: at your job? I mean most people do. Some people
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  Speaker 1: could care less. Some people don't care about looking good
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  Speaker 1: or being their best. And that's cool. But I ain't
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  Speaker 1: talking to them though. I'm talking to you. I'm talking
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  Speaker 1: to those of you who want to be the best
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  Speaker 1: you can be. You know, people kill me when they're
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  Speaker 1: getting mad at people here and he Brown knows and
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  Speaker 1: he hall up on an employee of the moment. Man,
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  Speaker 1: the dude doing his job to the best of his ability,
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  Speaker 1: and he getting recognized for it? What they got to do?
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  Speaker 1: It all that you're talking about because you ain't up there.
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  Speaker 1: It's amazing, man, how people describe other people's success. He's
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  Speaker 1: so lucky, lucky? Hey, man, don't they kind of get
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  Speaker 1: you a little bit when people call you lucky? When
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  Speaker 1: let me tell you what luck really is, y'all. Luck
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  Speaker 1: is when hard work bumps up into opportunity. Some people
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  Speaker 1: call that luck. But hold on, let's let's think about this.
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  Speaker 1: If you wasn't working hard, an opportunity presented itself, what
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  Speaker 1: would you call that? But see, when you've been working hard,
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  Speaker 1: an opportunity presents itself and it bumps up into each other.
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  Speaker 1: Now people want to call that luck, but hold up here,
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  Speaker 1: go to part though, to day, ain't paying no attention
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  Speaker 1: to Yeah, that opportunity came by, But if you had
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  Speaker 1: not been working hard, and the hard work had not
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  Speaker 1: ran up in the opportunity, what would you have? No, sir,
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  Speaker 1: it's not luck, it's work. It is work, because as
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  Speaker 1: a scripture that says, faith without works is dead. But
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  Speaker 1: my mama was a Sunday school teacher. She taught me enough. Though.
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  Speaker 1: Now I know different between right and wrong, just like
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  Speaker 1: you do. You ain't gotta you know it kills me
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  Speaker 1: when people write a strawberry letter? Am I wrong for this?
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  Speaker 1: You know? Good? Well, look at let's read your letter?
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  Speaker 1: Are you wrong for this? You know you're wrong? What
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  Speaker 1: you don't need? That's to be telling, you know? But
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do this anyway. Well, see, go ahead, though,
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  Speaker 1: do what you want to do. But you know what, y'all,
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  Speaker 1: here's the best advice I can give you. This is
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  Speaker 1: what I really came to talk about this morning, but
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  Speaker 1: I got sidetrack because I listened. Get out of your
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  Speaker 1: own way. So many of us are blocking our home.
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  Speaker 1: Blessings were just in our own way. We are in
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  Speaker 1: our own way, and one of the most dangerous ways
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  Speaker 1: you can get in your way is to do it
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  Speaker 1: your way, to get it figured your way, and to
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  Speaker 1: lock in on your way and just the way it's
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  Speaker 1: got to go. Do you know how many people are
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  Speaker 1: blocking a blessing? Do you know how long I blocked mine?
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  Speaker 1: With that mindset? Right there? Look, because it's the way
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  Speaker 1: you do it, Do you think that make it the
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  Speaker 1: right way? You think jazz, because you'd have thought on
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  Speaker 1: it long and hard, and that's what you really want.
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  Speaker 1: Do you really think that your way is the right
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  Speaker 1: way or could that be a better way? See? Until
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  Speaker 1: I started listening to God and started paying attention to
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  Speaker 1: his way, man, I was spending my wheels. Man, I
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  Speaker 1: was out here so determined this how I was going
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  Speaker 1: to do it. But you know I had to learn
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  Speaker 1: how to get out of my own way because just
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  Speaker 1: because I could do it my way didn't mean it
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  Speaker 1: was the right way. I had to get out of
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  Speaker 1: my own way. Just get out your way, man, Now,
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  Speaker 1: what what does that mean? That means, see, set your goals,
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  Speaker 1: That means have your dreams. That I'm saying, set your goals. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't saying don't set goals. Listen to me. Set
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  Speaker 1: your goals. What is it you want to happen? What
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  Speaker 1: is it you like to have? What is it you
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  Speaker 1: like to be? What are you aspire to? Set your
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  Speaker 1: goals and set your dreams. Now take your goals and
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  Speaker 1: your dreams to God and ask God to show you how. Man,
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  Speaker 1: you can save yourself a lot of pain. Listen to
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  Speaker 1: somebody who did it his way for so long. And
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  Speaker 1: when I finally got out of my way, out of
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  Speaker 1: my own way. When you've heard old people say, let
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  Speaker 1: go and let God, you've heard them say that I didn't.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't get it, but I got it. Now let
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  Speaker 1: go and let God. And it's amazing little saying. Though
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  Speaker 1: now you know you may not get it now. It
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  Speaker 1: took me a bunch of years to get it too.
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  Speaker 1: But when I took my goals and my dreams and
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  Speaker 1: my vision to God and I said, God, this is
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  Speaker 1: what I hope for, this is what I aspired to,
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  Speaker 1: this is what I want to be, this is why
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  Speaker 1: I would love to get to. Then I said, help
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  Speaker 1: me show me how. Point me in the right direction,
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  Speaker 1: let me follow your footsteps, guide me and give me
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  Speaker 1: a spirit of discernment. Show me who wrong? Because I
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  Speaker 1: meet people every day. Ain't up to no good with
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  Speaker 1: me every single day. Oh man, man, I can't believe
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  Speaker 1: I run up into you. Man, the Lord told me
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  Speaker 1: something's gonna happen to me today. Well, see, I talked
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  Speaker 1: to him every day. He did not mention you to me.
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  Speaker 1: He ain't said nothing to me. He didn't tell me
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  Speaker 1: what's gonna happen in mind. Now, I don't mean he
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  Speaker 1: can't happen because I'm open to it. So really, man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm and and please no, I'm listening it as well
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  Speaker 1: as I've ever listened before. But but get yourself together, though,
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  Speaker 1: see no, your goals and your dream and then let
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  Speaker 1: God show you how to do it. He'll do it.
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  Speaker 1: You know. It's so important everybody, that you get focused,
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  Speaker 1: that you aim for something, that you dream of, something,
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  Speaker 1: that you aspire to something. But it's the most the
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  Speaker 1: best thing you can do. After you do all that, Man,
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  Speaker 1: get God involved in it. Man, talk to him. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: why would you not what you got to lose. You
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  Speaker 1: ain't got to go down there and make no big
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  Speaker 1: scene and run laps around the church and run up
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  Speaker 1: there and throw yourself on the altar and scream and
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  Speaker 1: flip over and throw money in the air. You ain't
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  Speaker 1: got to do that. This you and God, man, This
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  Speaker 1: you and God. You know you got to serve and
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  Speaker 1: praise him the way you do it. You gotta let
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  Speaker 1: nobody else tell you high's done. It's a personal relationship.
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  Speaker 1: People kill me if you don't do it this way.
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  Speaker 1: If you don't come here to this church and you
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  Speaker 1: don't run around in this circle, and you don't get
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  Speaker 1: flipped in and you don't, Hey, man, you better go
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  Speaker 1: have a relationship with God. See what that's about. You understand?
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  Speaker 1: Nobody throw you off with all that? All right, all right,
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  Speaker 1: y'all talk to him. He loved to hear from you. Today.
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  Speaker 1: that you are still here is a blessed within itself.
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  Speaker 1: I refuse to look at my glass as half full.
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  Speaker 1: I'm excuse me. I refuse to look at my glass
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  Speaker 1: as half empty. My glass is dang near full, and
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  Speaker 1: Good morning Steve. What's up? Shirley's out? The other killer?
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  Speaker 1: King of the foods nephew, Timmy, you ain't top of
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  Speaker 1: everybody out that stay as healthy as you can. Take
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  Speaker 1: that the Center for Disease Control has been put down.
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  Speaker 1: I am currently living with the president of the Center
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  Speaker 1: for Disease Control of Marjorie Harvey. For this the second
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  Speaker 1: day of no family for you knowing him, Jesus, I
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  Speaker 1: get through with this. I go to the house and
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  Speaker 1: right and Lord, here comes the info. Wash your hands
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  Speaker 1: soon as I come through. Don't wash your hands. I
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  Speaker 1: just got in here, damn it. I didn't have to
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  Speaker 1: buy some cuticle cream because I don't wash my hand
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  Speaker 1: so much. I got hangnails on all my damn head.
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  Speaker 1: They're drying out right up because you can't go to
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  Speaker 1: the nail shop and all, y'all. That's got these kids
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  Speaker 1: staying at home. Y'all might were going on introduce them
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  Speaker 1: to their little friend that be coming by when they
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  Speaker 1: when they at school. You might were gone on. Let
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  Speaker 1: them know who that he is. You know who that
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  Speaker 1: he is. That's that side piece. What all right? When
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  Speaker 1: we come back to thirty two after the hour, somebody
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  Speaker 1: got some clearing up. He got to clear up some
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  Speaker 1: things he just said, and we'll tell you more about
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  Speaker 1: the new stricter guidelines for the coronavirus up our great Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: All right, nephew, Tommy, So last break you were making
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  Speaker 1: some kind of announcement and then your uncle announcement is
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  Speaker 1: stupid ass statement. All I said was some of y'all
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  Speaker 1: got to introduce your friend to your kids, the one
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  Speaker 1: that be coming by when they as school because they
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  Speaker 1: out for the next thirty to sixty days. We don't
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  Speaker 1: know how loween they are. All I'm saying is friend
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  Speaker 1: that be passing through. Hello, he normally come through he
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  Speaker 1: or she when in school. I'm just saying, I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: you knowbody we're going to introduce to people. It's some
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  Speaker 1: people that's been the meet doing this whole thing that
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  Speaker 1: ain't never meant before. Y'all know that though anybody Hey
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  Speaker 1: color so yes, sir, break right here, Yeah, let's just talk,
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  Speaker 1: all right. Listen to this. Trump to announced new coronavirus
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  Speaker 1: stricter guidelines yesterday on Monday. He's recommending that all Americans
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  Speaker 1: avoid groups of more than ten people, avoid travel, as
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  Speaker 1: well as eating and drinking at bar. That's all his meetings,
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  Speaker 1: ain't it? In food course? What do you mean? See
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  Speaker 1: the hell? Who? The president talks to ten people? Every time?
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  Speaker 1: He'll his damn mouth. So what is his meeting spitting
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  Speaker 1: to be like the people standing behind him? Yeah, they
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  Speaker 1: don't even distance themselves talking about anybody spread out? Ain't
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  Speaker 1: group back there? Yeah, don't touch your mouth. They nicked
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  Speaker 1: the finger right after. Do you think if someone had
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  Speaker 1: had contracts do you think and I'm not hoping this,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just this is a hypothetical question. Do you think
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  Speaker 1: if someone contracts or the virus at the White House?
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  Speaker 1: You think they'll let it? You think they'll leak the news? No?
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  Speaker 1: Hell no, I don't think they would. Hell to the No. No,
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  Speaker 1: I don't trust any from that administration right now. Don't
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  Speaker 1: you know? I think that somebody there's enough people up
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  Speaker 1: there that don't care for him. With you, he'll called
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  Speaker 1: TMZ damn especially they could definitely, sure, yeah yeah. The
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  Speaker 1: President also recommending keeping the schools closed. And these guidelines,
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  Speaker 1: these are new, suggested, stricter guidelines for the next fifteen
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  Speaker 1: days and then you know, they say they'll reassess and see,
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  Speaker 1: you know where we are from that with these guidelines. Also,
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  Speaker 1: did you see the president yesterday he gives himself a
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  Speaker 1: ten for how he handled there. He was two three
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  Speaker 1: weeks late. He get a ten. Yea, he got ten
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  Speaker 1: when it first came out. Do you all remember he
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  Speaker 1: said this was a democratic hoax? Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So you went from calling it a hoax to now
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  Speaker 1: declaring it a national emergency and you give yourself a
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  Speaker 1: ten for handling the crisis. Yeah, and it be ever
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  Speaker 1: when it heats up? Yeah right, wait till summer kicks in.
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  Speaker 1: This is this is the president of the United States. Unbelievable.
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  Speaker 1: Other news, I don't know if you guys heard about this,
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  Speaker 1: but this is according to NBC, the first human trial
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  Speaker 1: testing of a potential vaccine to prevent COVID nineteen started
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  Speaker 1: on Monday. Now, this is according to NBC News. The
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  Speaker 1: trial is taking place in Seattle, Washington, where COVID nineteen,
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  Speaker 1: you know, the cases have surged there. The early stage,
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  Speaker 1: or what they're calling phase one trial will test vaccine
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  Speaker 1: on forty five males, so forty five men and non
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  Speaker 1: pregnant females between the ages of eighteen and fifty five.
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  Speaker 1: Now people do this to them? Who, well, I mean
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  Speaker 1: somebody scared to get the corona or somebody that already
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  Speaker 1: has somebody have nothing to lose, does a vast Now
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  Speaker 1: I'm confused because I thought a vaccine was to prevent it,
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  Speaker 1: not to curry. You know, if you get fascinated from it,
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  Speaker 1: you know, it stops you from the virus from catching
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  Speaker 1: hole if you are. If they take it and you
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  Speaker 1: got it and get rid of it, that's a cure.
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  Speaker 1: It's jack pot then right, yeah, yeah, that shot we need. Well.
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  Speaker 1: Medical experts are saying that developing, testing, and reviewing any
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  Speaker 1: potential vaccine is a long, complex and expensive endeavor and
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  Speaker 1: it could take months. It could take Yeah, it's cool,
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  Speaker 1: but we got the money for that, Disamerica if they
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  Speaker 1: want to do it. But we're in the capitalistic society, an't.
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  Speaker 1: If anybody does anything, they want to know what they're
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  Speaker 1: gonna get paid for. That's just all it is to it.
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  Speaker 1: What helped China out. Was because China the system they have,
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  Speaker 1: they just said, we open it up, these hospitals, we
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  Speaker 1: got these drive by stations, and we've fixed this. And
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  Speaker 1: that's why they starting to get on the other side
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  Speaker 1: of it. And I mean, America has to get real real,
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  Speaker 1: in the words of Will Smith, if you gotta get
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  Speaker 1: real jigging with it, that's what they're gonna happen, the
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  Speaker 1: real damn jilly with it right now. Because I'm tired
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  Speaker 1: of this, this quarantine. It's what I'm tired of. We're
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  Speaker 1: gonna step up. We're gonna we're gonna step up, put
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  Speaker 1: the funds behind it, find the queue, find the vaccination.
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  Speaker 1: They got to get these drive through us, the stations
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  Speaker 1: set up where you can test people, you know, because
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  Speaker 1: they got the log they got the log jam at
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  Speaker 1: the airports when they told people they couldn't come from Europe.
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  Speaker 1: Airports was packed, man, So people just standing around and
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  Speaker 1: they are right up against each other. And if they
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  Speaker 1: did come in with it, they spreading it because they
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  Speaker 1: all write that cram Den together. America gotta do something man,
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  Speaker 1: real quick, because it's right. Yeah, I'm tired of this now. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm tired of my own household called I've been in
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  Speaker 1: this house. I've been in my house. My wife a
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  Speaker 1: two days now, they talk about third of the four today.
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  Speaker 1: We're not gonna make this. We're not gonna tell you this.
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  Speaker 1: They said the divorce rate in China has skyrocketed. I
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  Speaker 1: bet it, I bet here's here's here's for somebody sitting
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  Speaker 1: me today? Day three without sports. Found a lady sitting
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: on my couch. Apparently she's my wife. She seems nice.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: Never met her before. Somebody sing, man, I need to
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: sitting at the boys Katalla. Oh yes, yes, Day three
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: without sports. Found a lady sitting on my couch. Apparently
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: she's my wife. She seems nice. Man, I love it.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: All right, we're coming up. The nephew is here running
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: that prank back right after this you're listening show coming
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour. Miss Anne is
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: standing by with National Coronavirus News. Her update. She's been
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: so busy and an entertainment news ladies. Dress Elba got
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: his coronavirus test results back and it's not good news.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: Plus we'll have an update on Tom Hanks and his
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: wife Rita Wilson. We want to talk about all these
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: stories at the top of the hour. But right now
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: the nephew is here to run that prank back? What
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: you got? Can you hear me? Now? That's it? Can
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: you hear me now? Huh, that's the prank? Can you
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: hear me? Now? Can you hear me? Now? Let's go Hello,
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to speak to Sister Lauren, please vegan, Sister Lauren,
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: Brother Davids from the church. I don't know if you
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: know me. You might know me when you see me,
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: but I don't know if you just know me because
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: we don't really interact that much at the church. But
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: I wanted to give you a call. We got a
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: bit of a problem going on. Okay, okay, you got
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: you get you. You You have a minute to talk, all right? Now?
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: How long have you been doing uh the sign you
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: in the you know you in the ministry when you
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: do the sign language for the church and um, you
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: know I noticed you up there at least two Sundays
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: out of a out of the month. You've been doing
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: it quite a while, am I right? So yes, I've
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: been doing it for over ten years. But I'm really
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: confused as to why you're calling about this time. I'm
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: just really be confused. I don't know who you are.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: You say that, I see your faith. I may know you,
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: But what does this have to do with anything? Is
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: how long I've been doing sigh language? I know? Okay,
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: so I've been doing it for years? So how how
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: man help you with this? Do you want? Okay? So, no, no,
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to learn. I'm not trying to learn
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: uh uh in the sign language? Do you do? You
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: know miss everybody call a Miss Murder? Do you know
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Miss Murdle? Oh? Yeah, sure you okay, so Miss Murder
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: that's that's that's that's that's one of my aunties right there.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: Miss Murder is okay, and she gave you my number
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: to call me. I'm what what do you need for me? No,
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: that's what I'm getting that. So, so you know, you
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: know my you know, my honors is deaf. You know
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: she's hearing it, you know that? Right? Okay? Yeah, okay.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: So so here's a problem. Ain't murderless telling us that
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: you're not doing the sign language right, doing the service
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: and like you're missing some things in the scripture or something. No, no, no,
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: that's incorrect. I've been doing this for a very long time,
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: and I know what I'm doing, so how do you
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: So she told you for me to tell me that
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: I'm not doing this silanguage correctly, let me say, let
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: me say this to you. Let me I don't want
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: us to get off on the wrong foot. Let me
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: just say this to you. Once my once my ain't
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: murder told us what was going on, you know. We
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: then went to one of the deacons and asked him,
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: you know, is that way we can uh have a meeting,
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: you know, with with with Sister Lawrence so we can
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: try to get this taken care of and talk about it.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: He said, well, won't you just won't you just call
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: and y'all can just work it out. And that's how
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: I'm calling you now. I hope. I don't know if
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: you're at work or whatever. I apologize, but I'm just
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: trying to get to the bottom of Now. Let me
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: gonna say this. If my ain't myrtles say that you
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: ain't signing right, then my ain'tie ain't lying. That means
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: your excuse me, that means you ain't signing right. Really,
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: so the pastor couldn't come to me, but he but
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: you figured you would just call me and tell me
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: that your auntie says that I'm doing it incorrectly. That
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: doesn't make sense to me. How did she tell you that?
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: Did she sign it to you? She signed language to
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: her daughter. Listen, you ain't got to worry about who
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: she's signing too. What you need to worry about is
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: getting your getting your stuff together all right, and learning
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: how to do this the correct way so that my
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: ain'tie can get You know, my ain'tie needs to be
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: getting the word like everybody else getting the word, but
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: she not getting it because you the words getting lost
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: in your hands. All I'm hearing is your voice is
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: getting very loud and you need to match my tone.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: Young man. Okay, let's start with that. What I mean, mann,
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: is that match my tone because you're getting very loud
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: and I can't hear through all of that. All right, Okay, Okay,
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: I am said situation you called my phone correct. You
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: have a problem that you're discussing with me, but you're
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: getting more anger than anything else. How am I going
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: to resolve this problem? I am trying to be a
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: court where you resolved this problem is cars back to
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: science school so you can learn what you need to
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: so my anie can get the word. My ain't he
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: can't get out the gospel because you're messing it up.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: God anointed me to do sound language at that church,
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: and I've been doing this for a long time and
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: I will continue to do so. So don't call my
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: phone telling me that I'm not doing something right. You know?
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: But do God know that you're not doing it right?
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: Do God know that? Does God know that my ain't
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: myrtle not getting the word because of you? Named young man? Jesus,
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: Please give me the strength to continue on with this conversation.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: But you know what, Lord, I'm gonna be right back. Little.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. Don't you ever call my
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: mother freaking phone telling about I ain't doing something? Man,
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: if I see you in the street, this can't I
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: have is gonna go upside your goddamn at? Did I
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: make myself clear? I cannot believe you talking to me
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: like this. Oh now you want to be calm? Now
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: you're calm, Now you match my tone. I can't believe
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: you just got through talking to me like that. Are
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: we done here? So you think it's cool for you
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: to tell the Lord? I'll be right back, Thank you. Lord.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: I needed a moment. You human right, We've been on
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: the stone this Lord even on skiing at me. I
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: told you to match my tone, match my tone. I
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: am matching your tone. Now can I say? Can I?
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: Can I give you something else in this tone? Do
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: you mind? If I say something in this tone? You're
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: gonna hear a click in the dog real quick, go ahead.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: I just want to tell you in this tone that
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: your friend Vonda Taylor got me to prank phone call you.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: I am nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: In your tone, does oh Lord have mercy? What Bonda
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: Bonda Taylor? Bonda Taylor tell me you bet? I put
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: us on the radio on the radio bondage in Jesus name,
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: amend I'm not playing any game from me. I think
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: it's funny, but it thinks this is my job here. Listen,
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: everything is fine? Are you having that going me? I
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: had to tell Jesus give me a minute because you
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: was about to be my pressure up. Lord, ha mercy.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: I don't even want to hear this, but I will
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: be calling Bonda because I have some mercy. Oh Lord, Lord,
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: Lord Father, please to give me. Okay, you gotta you
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: gotta do this for me. In my tone, in my tone,
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: it's twenty twenty. Tell me in your tone, what is
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: the bad this radio show in the land? In your tone?
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: You play too much? It is? Can you hear me now? Baby? Great?
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: What you say? Match my tone? Match my tone? Okay,
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: you're talking, I'm talking too loud to me. Match my
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: tone to me. You had a ten. I'm gonna need
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: you to dial it down, bring it down. I think
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: is it bad for me to yelp prank people while
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: they ye brand it at home? Just gonna go with ye.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: You ain't asked it anyway, question since we've been on
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: the house, so I always know the else. That's That's
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: what I'm I mean. But I'm gonna if I can
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: prank you while you're at home, I mean, why not you?
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: I mean they at home time? Yeah, it's time to
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: get This is the time, all right? Now we gotta
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: go coming out at the top of the hours the
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: entertainment of National news. You're listening to it. Just ELBA
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: has tested positive for the coronaviruses. I know, ladies, well,
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: I mean you know what you know that Let's just
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: go on and kill the myth that black people can't
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: get it. Yeah, can we be through with that one? Yes,
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: especially when the NBA player got it. That was old, right,
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: But you know what, man like, it's it's just gonna
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: have to happen where someone gets it and in a
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: couple of weeks comes out and goes, hey, I'm fine,
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: Thank y'all for praying for me, and can talk about
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: the symptoms, what it felt like, what they went through,
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: and what they did to calm some of this down,
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: because too many people are thinking if you have the virus,
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: it's a death threat, and it's it's you know, it's
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: it's it's a death sentence, and it's not the case
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: for all people. It's just not you know. Yeah, we
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: have more people who have recovered than have passed away
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: from it. And Steve he posted a video on social
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: media saying that he contracted COVID nineteen and he placed
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: himself in self quarantine and actually he said he's been
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: on lockdown since Friday. And what's interesting about his case.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: Indes said he wasn't experiencing any symptoms. This morning, I
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: got some test results back for coronavirus and it came
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: back positive. Yeah, and it sucks listen, I'm doing okay.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: Sabrina hasn't been tested and she's doing okay. I wasn't.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: I didn't have any symptoms. I got tested because I
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: realized I was exposed to someone who had also tested positive.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: I found out last Friday that they were tested positive.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: I quarantined myself and got a test immediately and got
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: the results back today. Look, this is serious, and now's
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: the time to really think about social distancing. Washing your
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: hands beyond that, there are people out there who aren't
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: sharing symptoms and that can easily spread it. Well, there
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: you go. So, I mean you don't look, man, it's
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: like this, you know. Um, we're hearing from people. I
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: think we've all got to remain calm though, I mean,
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: you know we you know, you know, we're The hoarding
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: that people is doing is causing other people to hoard.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: And it's they've said over and over, it's not a
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: hoarding situation. You know, you can still get out, you
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: can still go out. There's stuff still open, you know.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: Of course, now we've grocery stores are decimated, to my understanding,
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: because everybody thinks, you know, it's the end of the world,
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: But what's really missing. I was talking to some young people.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: A lot of young people is snacks, you know. There
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: ain't no chips, ain't no little pizza, you know. But
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: if you want potatoes, rice vegetabs all day. Get you
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: want rice potatoes, you can go on in. There ain't
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: anything requires But you know what, man, at the end
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: of the day, and this is the last break I'm
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: gonna do on Corona Day, I'm gonna give people some entertainment.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: At the end of the day. We're gonna all be
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: fine because we know how to survive with little or nothing.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: Those of us who have been poor before, we're going
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: to be fine. We've all been down that all. We've
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: all been down that head little or nothing before. Well,
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: here we go again, very familiar. Yes about halfcades a spam,
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: my kids being to learn something right now? Spamisish, I
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: am on the shelf, don't. Yes, yeah, but that's how
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: no one. They ain't really getting hard yet. It ain't
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: hard yet. I gotta lunch meet again in the half Yeah,
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: let's right, Yeah, all right, we gotta go. Steve introduced
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: this time for heaven ladies and gentlemen. Miss Anne Tripp,
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: thank you very much. I got me some barbecue wings
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: in the fridge. This is entrop with the news. The
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: World Health Organization now declares Europe as the new epicenter
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: of the coronavirus at pandemic. The three countries hit the
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: hardest record of their highest single day death tolls on Sunday.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: Italy says three hundred and sixty eight people died in
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: that country, close to twenty five thousand COVID nineteen cases.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: That was just one day, by the way, three and
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: the sixty eight at that day. In Spain, that day,
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: two hundred and ninety seven people died. In France, twenty
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: seven nine more people died. And now, for the first
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: time since World War Two, the Germans have partially sealed
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: their borders with five of their neighbors France, Luxembourg, Austria,
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: Switzerland and Denmark to try and control who's entering their
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: country and what disease they might be bringing. Right now,
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: there are forty six hundred confirmed corona virus cases in
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: the US. Eighty five Americans have died, and in a
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: press conference yesterday, President Trump said that many health professionals
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: are telling him to expect the pandemic to last till
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: maybe August, so he says, his advice is the same.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: My administration is recommending that all Americans, including the young
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: and healthy, worked to engage in schooling from home when possible,
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: avoid gathering in groups and more than ten people, avoid
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: discretionary travel, and avoid eating and drinking at bars, restaurants,
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: and public food courts. But even though Trump insists that
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: the US has quote tremendous control over the outbreak, both
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: Republican and Democratic governors don't seem to agree. They've been
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: shutting down places in their states where large numbers of
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: people tend to gather and can therefore pose a series
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: threat to others. Bars, restaurants, gyms, movie theaters all close
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: their doors, at least temporarily. Last night. Maryland's governor Larry
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: Hogan says it's because so many people simply can't be trusted.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: This is going to be much harder, take much longer,
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: and be much worse than almost anyone is currently understanding.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: And unfortunately, far too many people have continued to ignore
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: those warnings and are crowding into bars and restaurants willingly
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: putting the health and safety of others in grave danger.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: I believe it not Supreme Court oral arguments are not
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: going to be heard for the last two weeks in
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: this month. A lot of the justices, they're all considered elderly,
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: so they're going to be sheltered from being sick or
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: contracting something while hearing a court case. The Peace Corps
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: has suspended its operations around the world, and Humanitarian Group
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: is also recalling all of its volunteers. Primary voting takes
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: place in three stays today. It was supposed to before Arizona, Florida, Illinois,
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: Ohio with more than fire from the delegates stake, but
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: Ohio they pulled out. Theirs is going to be June second.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: And a good news. Tom Hanks's wife for Ried Wilson,
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: they're out of the hospital today. National Submarine Day. Yeah,
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: nice day. Now back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: You're listening, so, Steve, you know, as we heard yesterday,
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: the President said the new coronavirus reality could last until
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: July or August, and he's not looking at a nationwide
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: lockdown in certain areas. You know, people were saying on
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: social media that they heard that it was gonna be
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: a national lockdown and trusting nothing. He's say I ain't
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: trusting nothing. He's said yeah. And you know, man, this
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: thing don't have to go to August. If they going
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: to get these testing stations set up, well, people can
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: note whether they have it or not and they can
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: get themselves quarantine. You know, it doesn't have to be
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: all up in July and shutting down. Yeah, shut all
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: this down. Many people say that he's not gonna want
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: to do that because the downturn in the economy, it's
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: not good for his reelection. This man, listen to me,
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: is trying to come up with anything to reboot this
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: economy because in this downturnity economy, I don't care who
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: you are. If people start getting sick, man, people start
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: blaming leadership for that. You could have did this. We
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: could have got tests. Why didn't they have. China got
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: tests and they were doing Now it's happening now and
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: the economy we could go into a recession. And the
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: President did say that. I mean, the airlines could be
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: bankrupt by mad The airlines are saying that, the airline industry.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: So we're gonna have to come out with a bailout
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: or stimulus package for the airline industry. You know what
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. You remember, but you remember when Obama did
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: their stimulus package, how to Republican was the worst thing ever?
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: You better talk Steve. Yep around, come around baby, all right, industry,
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: So here we go, y'all. That was the last Corona
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: break on the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Here we go,
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: ask me something. Let's I got a great question for you. Okay,
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: I want you to get your music. I want you
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: to get your music in your mind because this is
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: something you kind of going through, right, Okay, get ready,
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: it's that it stay ready, it's my My music is
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: on instant recall. It ain't ever far away. Oh please
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: ask man about a musical quarterboard. Say no, say it
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: against the recall, said the recall. No music is in
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: my soul. Doog good good? Coming back. We'll kind out
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: what it is. Color got a question when we come back,
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: and more is igness right after this, and it's gonna
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: get igne coming up at thirty four after you're listening show.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, So this is my question for you.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: You know, we talk to you about being quarantine a
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: while back, and then we asked you about songs that
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: you would sing for twenty seconds while washing your hands.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: So now I want to know what would be your
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: playlist of songs you would listen to if you had
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: to self quarantine. Let's call them Harvey's quarantine. Here your playlist,
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: Here we go. I can't wait. Let me thank boy,
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: that were right there. I had opened up the gates
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: that right there. I love next song, we quarantine, harsh
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: quarantine toom doom doom doom doom doom doommoomomomomo, fight it,
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: bower the power, fight it? What power? I had to
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: play that? Why the power? Why you gotta fight the power.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: Because we're going against Donald Trump on this one. So
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: you gotta fight the power because he don't know what
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: the hell happening. You know, he eating donuts with his fingers,
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: tanning them off, giving them to people you know, really know,
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: you know, take he take a bite a big mac
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: wants you to bite out the same damn saying with
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: passing out fresh frys all this other So I don't
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: think that and then you probably do. Let me take
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: this is all off. This is just coming out of
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: my soul. M party quarantunes. What you got? Let me
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: see right here? What was up right there? Sitting by
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: five plays in my favorite dungaree. A few bars of
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: a melanie and it sounds come on, oh that get up,
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: take a look around, but my feet got in the way,
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: stumbled to the floor. She was riding in the door.
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: I could see her favor, but how could it be
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: what she do? She ran away from me. My best
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: friends gone love what I'm solon? I feeling me? You
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: ran day? Yes, yes, why Brandy? Do you need a dog?
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: We need because they can't get Corona. Yeah, so you're
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: gonna need a dog if you're ant like Harvey's quarant
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: Tunes playlist, He's gonna come right a head come, come on,
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: what Joda's head hit it? Come on, watch hand watch handy.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: Jodas is not a quart team, so it is hard Junior,
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: it is Junior, But I was on his list though
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: it's got to be on his list, got two different lists, Junior,
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: No man, I'm sorry man, Joda. See this has got
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: some great hits out there, and Lord have mercy. Them
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: boys can sing and they gifted, but they can't make
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: my playlist. The quarantine, the Quarantines, All right, what you got?
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: You only got three songs? He just oh go go By? Hey,
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: where Oh go go By? Come on boy? He can't
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: get Hey, I'm not Jody boy Jo can't get players
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: show ass talking about he come jealousy. Can't get it
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: here on top of the hour. Players must be you're
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: talking about talk about some shod can't see over you
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: push this, But all right, we got nephew, timmy prank call,
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: Timmy sprank call. Right. Ain't tried to put Jody on
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: he didn't. You stopped though You're gonna have man. Don't
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: little sick ass need to be quiet. You're listening snow
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour. Today strap
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: Mary letter. The subject is my man. She keeps some
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: things to himself right now. The nephew was here with
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: today's prank phone call. God, nephew, is that your husband?
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: Is that your but let's go care Huh. I'm trying
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: to reach Karen. This is kar Karen. Uh Hey, listen,
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: my name is Mark. Are you married to Jason? Yeah? Okay,
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: all right, I got the right person. Listen. I don't
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: I don't even know how to say this to you.
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: My my um. Like I said, my name is Mark.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: I follow my wife today and I right now I'm
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: at a park and I'm almost certain that my wife
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: is right now. I'm about two or three hundred yards away,
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: but I'm almost certain my wife is holding hands, uh
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: with your husband, Jason sold On? You see my husband
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: the park with with your wife? How long have you
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: been following them? I followed my wife this morning because
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: I just was still in like real weird about you know,
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: something going on. And I followed her and I'm at
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: the park right now, and you know this, I think
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: this is I think she's with Jason. I think she's
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: with your husband. What tide? What type of called you?
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: Do you see? Jason? Then alexis what color is it? Um? White? Okay,
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: that's him. So he supposed came went to work today
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: and this Sunday and there him overtime that he's supposed
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: to been doing at work today and he's at a
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: part with your wife close to them. So I'm not
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: close to him, you know. I tried to stay back.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: Oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait hold up,
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: she just kissed him. He just get too, My wife
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: just kissed your husband. What do you say? Your your
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: wife's name is again? My wife name is Veronica Ronica? Okay,
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: what fark that? Uh? They are Langley Park. I'm at
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: Langley Park. Right now, I'm I'm about two hundred yards
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: away from them, and I'm looking at she just kissed him. Accin.
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: I cannot play this, man. I know, well, you're not
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: telling me that your your wife is kissing my husband. Well,
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: how did you get my number? That's all up? Back?
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: Then up? How did you get my numb and who
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: are you? Like? I don't say. My name is Mark,
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: A buddy of mine named Fitz Fitzgerald, Fitz knows, he
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: knows Jason. I don't know it's Gerald. I don't want
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: to know how you get my number. Fitz gave me
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: your Fitz told me he knew Jason, and some kind
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: of the way he got me your phone number. I
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: don't even know who we got your number from. All
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: I know is your husband is kissing my wife right now.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: That's what I know. Okay, you're just sitting there watching
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: get me the no. But we're gonna change this. Right now,
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: you're sitting there watching on some spectacatt. I gonna bust
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: all it because I don't play that. Because he said
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: he had to work this morning, something overtime. Don't have
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: time that Who does that? In the part with somebody
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: it's colds in the park anyway. You can't see no ducks.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: Give me, give me the address to this Lakly park. Okay,
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: wait wait wait, wait wait wait getting the blanket out
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: of the car, that's what does that? I know well
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: he ain't no romance to type and that you're not
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: gonna take me go car. But they're getting the blanket
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: out of the car and going deeper into the park.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: I cannot believe this. They're getting the blanket? What what
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: a those sheer? No sheet? No, I'm looking at. Give
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: me the fire address your wine and wine glasses. Mark
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: gives me the address of the car you want some
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: white boars. Stop, I'm trying to go out. Bust that up.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: I don't have time for that. Calling me y'all started
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: and now watching your wife. I'm not gonna watch and
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: I'm a hand him is at Okay, let's stop this
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: right now. Take your over that to the park and
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: give him the phone. I don't have time for this.
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: You're sitting up there watching your wife with my listen
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: you calling me? What coming you you? Okay, I'm say
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: what you're supposed to be up to? Get on that
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: because the bobbs now I'll be the slapped at me,
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: and I've been handing him his cap. Go hand him
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: the fall, take pup that hand in the phone. What
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: you had. I'm trying to see what else they gonna do.
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm trying to do. I say, you didn't
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: see it enough. I don't let pod be over that
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: door and putting out a guy. That what you want
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: to wait for him? Take hands over the hand him
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: the ball. I know, Jason, they't even know Parker, nobody.
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: I'm got mine at home. I am on our fair child,
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: pregnant with a baby. But I don't give I'll go
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: up that whoop is why I'm pregnant. I know well
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: Jason ain'tn't know. No, Parker, No, don't hand in the phone.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: I want to let me, let me go, let me
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: stop out the truck. They're drinking wine right now. I
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: don't give up about that. Go hand him the ball,
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: walk over and hand him the phone. Do with yours.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: I don't play about mine. Oh man, they chi Mark
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: Mark Mark. I don't know who you are, but go
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: hand him, go handing him to phone. You're sitting up
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: there watching with your week for you anyway, Um, that's
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: my wife. He went he with my wife. You must
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: be old because if you was one of them to
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: go yokes up black, one of them got on this.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: Who does that you watching him at the park? I'm
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: telling you now, whopping at when I see it, I'm
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: whooping your wife did um whooping Jason, because I'm gonna
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: slap you're calling me with this. You should have to
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: up calling me. Got my blood pressure star huff when
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: you should up to watch this mob joke. But you're
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: supposed to be all on top of that. Yeah when
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: I say you got that coming too. But I'm gonna
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: find this Langley part right. I'm gonna get off the
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: fall because I'll be up there. I'm gonna show you. Okay, Okay,
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, hold on, somebody want to talk
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: to you. Give on the phone. Hello, Hello, was this
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: this Tommy? Tommy Hugh, This nephew caught me from the
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your husband, Jason got me to
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: prank phone call you. This is something you almost made
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: me have my baby help in this house this morning,
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: and I got two moments though. Jason got me to
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: play fak He knows that the national anyway. When he
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: come home. Oh yeah, we say, little man. My wife
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: is a no na says she ain't. She don't take
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: no drama, none of it. He told me. You know
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: this because I was like, what man sit there and
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: watch still Live at the Park. What a man does that?
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: This is plazy? But you tell him? I got him.
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: I got it. Hey, I gotta ask you this baby.
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: One more thing. What is the baddest radio show in
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: the land, The Steve Harvey Morning Show. Yeah, I'm gonna
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: get Jason with this. No, Tommy, I'm gonna get you.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm just gonna
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: name the baby. Tell me. Tell him that for a Joe.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: Tell him You're gonna name the baby Tommy. Yeah, tell him,
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: tell Jason. Then I'm gonna name the baby Tommy. You
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: want some expecting gadget? That's my man. You on some
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: inspect to get you. I love it. I love it.
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: I love I love her. She's like, I'm real by mine.
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: I love her. I ain't playing with man. What if
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: you call it right? Looking at them your podcast and
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: you're just sitting there watching them. Humph. Yeah, I love that.
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: Keeping stupid baby, That's that's my job. Is to keep
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: it stupid. Well, you've done a fun job of that, sir,
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: man the country thank you. Yeah, and don't you let
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: nobody tell you differently? Going through right now, y'all we
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: quarantine with the kids. Man, Yeah, well at least here
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: I was on to ak my kids when I was
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: a teenager. Now because they've be gone now, you know
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying, all us wait until you can afford
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: them every time. And let me tell you how cool
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: it is right here right me to the time we
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: out here in La quarn team everybody in Atlanta winning
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: out of the country down, you know, everybody tripping whyn't
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: you Daddy dail wanted to come on once? You gotta
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: take care of business? Man went growing going, Man, it
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: might be better where he is. Be honest with you.
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: I need yo. I can't beat this quiet that long.
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: I'm just sitting there. What you what you want? You
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: want a wife? You want want the want talk to
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: all the time. You go yeah, no, no, hold of
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: you write about that and you're gonna be talking when
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: you don't won't talk now, look at I know you
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: hit me. I know you set up and enjoy your
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: little quiet time, don't ask for your little cha leash.
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: Y'all got somethingbody, Okay, right now, you don't want nobody
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: all the damn time, now, not all the day, okay,
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: all right, and I'm gonna tell you right now, they
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: don't want to talk to us all the damn time either, exactly.
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: That's true. Just a two way street with that. All right,
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: we gotta go next Today's Strawberry Letter. You're listening to
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show time now for today's Strawberry Letter.
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: And if you need advice on relationship, dating, work, sex, parenting,
• 53:20
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• 53:24
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• 53:29
  Speaker 1: Strawberry is out today. Mister Harvey will read the letter
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: and we'll respond and we'll handle it all right. You're
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: going to comment comment buckle up, hold on tight hey
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: hey hey hey, he told you'n't want no damn met dude.
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: Hey hey, Shirley called me. That's all you need to say.
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: Buckle up, hold need all that buck up quarantine. Come on,
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: everybody got a buckle we quarantine. We can't go nogain down.
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: Ain't got no damn total getting here. Using one cheat
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: at a time. Okay, really one one gotta place yourself
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: blowing on and trying to heat it up, make it last. Okay, Steve,
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: let's go significant him. Man, did this go? Dear Stephen Shirley,
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: I've dealt with an older guy off and home for
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: about seven years. He meets all of my physical needs
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: and we enjoy spending time together. He's sixty years old
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: and he's never been married, and he does not have
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: any children. And he told me I'm the only one
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: that he's ever been with for this long because he
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: hates it when women get clean. I think he is
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: my soul mate, but I'm worried about what goes on
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: in his mind. He shares too much info with me,
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: and I feel like he needs to keep these thoughts
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: to himself. Steve, I need to know if all men
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: have have think like my man does. That's exactly what
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: the letters say. I need to know if all men
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: have think like my man does. I'm pretty sure she
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: meant if all men have thoughts like my man does
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: when she wrote think So I just want to know, Jo.
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: I'll just like to read it so y'all see what
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: I'm dealing with or if he's just a different breed
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: a man. He always says he's secure in his manhood
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: and the way he thinks is normal. One night, we're
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: watching an X rayed movie and had he asked me
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: if I ever use toys on a man before. I
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: told him heck no, and I never would. He wanted
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: to debate me on it. I changed the calm sation. Now,
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: whenever we out here, comment on how nice a man
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: is dressed and stare until he's out of sight. Women
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: do it all the time with other women, but do
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: men do it too? If we're watching sports or boxing match,
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: like recently, he will comment on how cut up the
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: man is, how his muscles are really defined. It makes
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: me look at him side out and wonder about him.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: The most disturbing thing is he's ever said to me.
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: Happened last week and that's why I'm writing you. We
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: met for dinner after he left the gym, and he
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: told me that when he was getting out the shower
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: at the gym, a big black guy came in with
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: the biggest package he'd ever seen. I could not believe
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: he was talking about another man's package. To me, I'm
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: concerned and I need you on to clarify if this
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: is normal or not? Please help call ye. All right,
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: so you've been kicking it off and on for seven
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: years with a sixty year old man who has never
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: been married and does not have any children. What a
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: sixty year old man has never been married or no kids? Wow? Anyway,
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: his excuses, he doesn't like clinging women. Okay. Then y'all
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: were watching the next rated movie and he asked, had
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: you ever used sex toys on the man? You said no.
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: Then he wanted to debate you about it. Okay, any
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: comments on how fly other men dressed? And you're right,
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: You're right when you said that. Women, we do it too.
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: We say that, oh she looks cut. We do it
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: all the time. But I don't know about men. I
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: don't know about men that I don't think they do that.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: But okay, y'all watched a boxing match and he talked
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: about how fit the athletes were, and you gave him
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: the side eye. Okay, so let me just say this.
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: You're saying this, this is what is really bothering you.
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: That he told you about a black guy at the
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: gym with the biggest package he ever seen. And so
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: I'm assuming he is white because he said he was
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: a black guy. So your question is is this normal? Well,
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: obviously you know you're not comfortable with how he is,
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: and you need to talk to him, your grown woman,
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: you need to talk to him and say enough is enough.
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: Stop talking about other guys like you're attracted to them. Now.
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: Remember though, he's being honest with you about his feelings
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: and he's just expressing himself. So you have to ask yourself.
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: If you're not comfortable with how he is and how
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: he's expressing himself, then you should consider moving on. And
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: that's it, you know, because he is who he is
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: and you've been kicking it with him for seven years.
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: What's sixty years old? All right? Cool? Well, yeah, my
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: man should keep some things to himself. Well, let me
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: tell you he has. That's what he's been doing. Yeah, yeah,
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: so he would go, I've dealt with an older golf
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: and on. He meets all my physical needs. We enjoyed
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: string time together. He's sixty, ain't never been man, ain't
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: got no kids. Told me I'm the only one he's
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: ever been with for this loan because he hated when
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: women get cleaning. He don't like women cleaning on him
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: he don't like women clinging on him. Now, it would
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: have been better if he said he don't like nobody
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: cleaning on him, but clearly he pulled out women this clinging.
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: Then you, after all this, you'ren it behind said, I
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: think he my soul made really a good thing. You
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: wrote that at the top of the letter, because the
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: rest of the leming to fix all this for you.
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: We'll be right back when I was straighten it all
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  Speaker 1: out for you. Steve Harvey Mortar Show, Steve hard In
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: the Clown, get your Momminy and rob the radio three
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: after the hour. You're listening, all right, Steve, Let's recap
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: today's Strawberry letters. A good one too. That is lady
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: come talking about her man. She keeps some things to itself. Well,
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: like I said earlier, this whole letter is obvious to me.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: He didn't kept something to itself. That was this older
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: guy y'all been doing about six seven years physically. He's
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: just wonderful. You enjoyed spending time together. Sixty years old.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: He never been mad. He ain't got no kids. He
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: told me I'm the only one he ever been with
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: this long because he hates it. Here's the letter. Now,
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: when women get cleaned. He hates it when women get cleaning.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: It would have been better if he'd have said when
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: people get cleaning, but he designated the word women, so
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: he don't like it when women get This is a
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: red flag for you, seeing us how you were wont
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: But then right after he said all of this negative stuff,
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: ain't never been mad, ain't got no kids. I think
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: he my soul mate, see you ignorant, something wrong with you.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: But we're deal with that later. But I'm worried about
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: what goes on in the mind because he shared too
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: much info. I feel they like to keep these thoughts
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: to himself. Steve. Now she's specifically talking to me. Now,
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: she says, Steve, I need to know of all men
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: think like my man does. Well, I'm gonna tell you
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: right now. Let's start hell Na. Let's let's start with
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: hell Na. Now that most men whole goal is should
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: get a woman to clean on him, at least for while.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: But he don't want a woman to get clean at all.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you why your man is different. I'm
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: sixty three. The majority of my male friends are sixty
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: in up. The vast majority of them are sixty in up. Okay,
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: I happen to have been married three times. He never
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: been married. I got seven kids, He got no kids.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: All my sixty year old friends, every lass, one of
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: them hadn't been married, most of them more than once.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: All my sixty year old friends, every lad, one of
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: them got kids. Now I'm thinking to myself, you might
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: be listening to this letter, going, well, Steve, could it
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: because all y'all is hood? Nope? What could it because
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: all y'all is black? Nope? You know why? It is
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: because all of us is men. We just damn men,
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: and men do things a certain way, and when we
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: don't do it is cause we ain't certain. Men do
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: things a certain way, and if we don't do them
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: a certain way, it's cause we ain't certain. I like that.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: I just wrote that just now. Yeah, that's a profound Yeah. No,
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: they got a lot of saying that. He always say
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: he's securing his manhood and the way he thinks of No.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: One night we watched that Traded movie, he asked me
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: if I ever used toys on the man before? Right there?
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: What toy you fitting you on me? See? What is you? What?
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: What is you tickling me with? And hitting the switch.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: What you can't even lay nothing on me and hit
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: the switch. You can't lay nothing cross my stomach and
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: hit the squitch. We're not fitting the play. No more games,
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: It's over. He wanted to debate me on it. I
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: changed because whenever we out here come in on how
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: nice and man is dressed and staying till he out
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: of sight. I ain't never done that. I ain't never
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: ben now, I said, Oh, man, boy, that boy right
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: there he cleaned. That boy cleaned, but staying till he
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: get out of sight. Women do it all the time
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: with other women. But the when the men do it too,
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: Now we don't. We're watching sports or boxing match, he'll
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: come out of How cut up the man it is?
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: Oh dog, Well, I'm watching bad boy. That boy cut up?
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: That's it. How his muscles is really different? What is
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: we talking about? This fault here? Damn fighter? He posted
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: to be cut up. It's the reason I look like
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: I look because I tell jokes. There ain't no fat fighters.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. Yeah, it is Tyson Fury,
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: Oh Andy Ruiz. It makes me look at him side
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: and I wonder about him. But the most deserving thing
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: he ever said to me last week, and I was
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: why I'm writing you. We met for dinner and after
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: he left the Jimmy told me he was getting out
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: the shower to jim and the big black guy came
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: in with the biggest package he'd ever seen. I couldn't
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: believe he's talking about another man's package for me. I'm concerned.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: I need to know you all for this clarity. Is
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: this normal or not? If I'm talking to my wife,
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: my girl wise, I'm mentioning it another package. Come on, boy,
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: the only package conversation we have it is about the
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: one I got. You know what I'm saying now. If anything,
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna talk up the package I got. I'm gonna
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: try to convince you that this is a fad X
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: ups box. I'm on boar. It might be just a
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: little liquor liquor envelope stamp, you know, mail, but I'm
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: gonna convince you that it's a package. We're gonna we're
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: gonna discuss it like it had to extra freight charge
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: for weight. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah. I'm
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: gonna try to get you to think that this is
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: an Amazon Prime and it took two people to bring
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: it off the truck. That's what I'm gonna trying to
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: tell you. I got. I had one more piece of
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: this letter when we come back, So don't go away,
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: all right, Well, we'll be back part three at forty
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: six after the hour. Right after this. You're listening, and
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: all his comments is about he looking at me and
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: how they dressed, the want he wanted this girl to
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: use some toys on him, you know, and then he'd
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: be talking about how men cut up. Now he at
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: the gym last week, big black guy walking with the
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: biggest package he ever seen in his life? Who is
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: seeing pet these packages? Right? Where are you at? Where
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: you keep seeing all these packages? And why are we
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: discuss us in another package without not fully exploring the
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: package that I have to offer, because that's the only
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: package we're talking about. Me and this package right here
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: will be very descriptive. You know how many people had
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: to bring it off the truck? Up dog two people?
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: This brought in Amazon Prime, same day to day. Yeah,
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: if if if this was wh was checking bag, I
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: had to play extra for weight all my bad over
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: seventy pounds. But Steve, she asked you, was this normal behavior? Hell? No,
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: it's not normal. Standing at a man and watch him
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: till he lead a room asking a woman to use
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: a toy on it? What toy? What? What? What? You know? Look,
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: I'm sick to I've been around a little bit, you
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: know what. I'm staying. Had some surprises in my life.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: I had a girl a long time ago, years ago,
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: he's talking next, and she reached up on the bed,
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: had a pink suit CASEY pulled out, unlocked it. All
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: kinds of stuff felt like that supercase. I was in
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: that sweating so hard here, Yeah, I sweating money in
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: so I'm trying to figure I had never seen none
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: of this stuff before. He I'm trying to act like
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: I knew what I was doing. And then that cutting
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: stuff on when I was hurting, all kinds of stuff
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: going on it. You know, I'm just in here. I'm
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: just trying to work through some of these things. So
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: that's all I know. I don't know nothing else about.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: No toy, ain't no toys for me. I don't want
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: you tickling meat on. Handcuff me nothing. The girl asked
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: me one time, can I handcuff you? Hell? You can't
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: handcuffing ja? None. No, I ain't never had fun when
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: I was handcuffed ever, Yeah, but I've been handcuffed several times.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: Ain't ever had fun. It is never good say yeah.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: So no, no, your man ain't normal. He ain't rather
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: And I got news for you. Your man like boys.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: Do you understand that? Like packages? Your man like men?
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: That's what you're man like. And the reason here it's
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: been with nobody is because ain't nobody fitting to go
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: along with all that? Yo? Man like me and too.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: He liked you, but he liked men too, and that's
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: why he don't want no woman cleaning on it. Sixty
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: never been mad, No, damn kids, because they're all over
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: the place. That's why. In other words, YO, man, ain't
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: just your man? All right, Well, we're coming out at
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour. Junior is here with sports talk,
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: and I think he's a little upset, So we'll talk
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: about it all of uston upset everybody, We're quick, you're
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: listening show, okay, So Junior, Tommy Steve, I think that
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: the fellas are a little upset, a little salty. Got
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: you heard about it? Go ahead? Yeah? Is it? Is
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: it any room for me to be a Cleveland Brown fan?
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: Is it any room over there. Well, I'm not really
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: sure you won't it, but go ahead. The Houston Texans
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: gonna trade away the best player We got to the
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: Arizona Cardinal for a fifth round pick and David Johnson.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: That's all we get. DeAndre Hopkins is gone. I don't
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: know what Bill O'Brien is doing, but it's his first
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: official move as GM of the team. Hey man, you suck. No, no, Julie,
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: this is personal. It's horrible. This is personal. Them two
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: don't get along. That's what this is about. That's what
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: all this is about. Those two do not get along.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: And this was Bill O'Brien's first move and it was
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: the most ignorant move I ever seen about. Okay, so
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: cut off your nose to spite your friend exact. Yeah,
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: can get for you guys. So what junior? Is he
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: the head coach and the gym? Yeah, the head coach
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: to GM, and he called a play the basket. The
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: problem is he got too many damn jobs. Let somebody
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: else help. And when you make a decision like this,
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: you can't tell me you don't have the virus. You
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: must have a virus, because that you cannot have to
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: be sick Tommy, what what I said? I said it
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: you you got to be sick. You got to to
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: make this make it's it's it's hard and it's and
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: it's my city. We already cheatas in base city. I
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: forgot about that, and I'm glad you bought that up. Yeah,
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: we ain't got a good to talk about. The Rockets
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: can win a game, yeah yeah, and now we did this,
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: but it couldn't win the game. Noway time we didn't
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: have another player over six six here we can show
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: this team INDI and being glad we quit, we still
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: so now we're gonna do a shot. But it's gonna
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: who we got. Who were gonna go get that with
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: this fifth round pick we got for the top three
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: receiver in the NFL. Nothing that's good. We we we
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: would be at the bottom of the chart. Whenever we
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: start playing again, we will be at the part. I'm
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: not y'all don't know about your time. I'm gonna get
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: a new team. I don't. I'm gonna be a problem.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: I didn't bo see somebody else than the brown I
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: didn't still be made. You gonna still be disappointed. Don't
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: come over here with that junior. We're gonna break your
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: damn heart. It didn't solve anything. Man, Mighty wow, I
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: don't say this is the best player on the team.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: You mean, and I don't. No disrespect to Watson, no
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: disrespect to j J. Why DeAndre is the best player
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: on the team. How do you get rid of this? Up? Man?
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: That's the well, he's not on the team anymore. We
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: know that, Steve. I'm just here from you from the Cleveland.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: Are you gonna be turning? You gonna just turn the knife.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: I ain't turning the knife. I just want y'all to
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: know what's really happened. He's not on the team anymore.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: They traded him to Day for a fifth round pick.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: Nobody should even brought this up. And that shout ass
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: basketball team y'all got. I don't know what to hear,
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: y'all to do? Sports fans are struggling. They want to
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: take your down. Well serious back yea throwing balls or everybody? People,
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: Oh man, this is that good tough being city. Yeah yeah,
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: But if I see Billy Bryant, I'm sure I'm gonna
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: swing on if I sell. If you do that, he goes.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: If you do it, he's gonna trade j j Watt
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: really be sick all right, coming up? Or if the
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: Steve Harby Morning Show we got trended stories, or twenty after,
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be out right, Junior, it's gonna be out No,
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: you're listening to show. Well. I don't know if you
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: guys heard about this, but San Francisco is going all
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: the way. They're shutting down, Yeah, just like Italy is doing.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: So is that that is that you can't lead a
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: house at all? Right? Right? Beginning at twelve am, all
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: residents within the city of San Francisco can only leave
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: their home for doctor's appointments or runs to the grocery store.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: This is one of the the strictest policies. You know,
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: we've heard about the coronavirus in the country right now.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: This is unbelievable, and the mayor says the rule will
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: remain in effect for at least the next three weeks.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: So San Francisco twenty one day, I'm I'm at day
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: two and damn it, you can leave the house. They
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: can't even leave the house. Steve, calla, Where's I'm going?
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: Where are you so mad? Right now? No? I want
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: to know see this this quarantine take a whole new
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: meaning for me. Where where am I going? I'm I'm
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: quarantine and I'm famous. Where I'm going everywhere I want
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: to go? Pack? Where do you want to go? That's
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: trying to challenge my marriage. I already know it's well,
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: you know what they said, the divorce rate in China
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: is up due to coronavirus. So were divorce rate is
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: up in China because of the virus? Yeah? Oh yeah,
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: because you find out that you ain't sick from the virus.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: We'll be after that. You're listening it just ELBA has
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: tested positive for the coronavirus. Ladies. I know, ladies, Well,
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: I mean you know what, you know that let's just
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: go on and kill the myth that black people can't
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: get it. Yeah? Yeah, can we be through with that one? Yes,
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: especially when the NBA player got it, that was alright,
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: But you know what, man like it's it's just gonna
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: have to happen where someone gets it and in a
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: couple of weeks comes out and goes, hey, I'm fine,
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: Thank y'all for praying for me, and can talk about
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: the symptoms, what it felt like, what they went through,
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: and what they did to calm some of this down
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: because too many people are thinking, if you have the virus,
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: it's a death threat, and it's you know, it's it's
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: it's a death sentence, and it's not the case for
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: all people. It's just not you know. Yeah, we have
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: more people who have recovered than have passed away from it.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: And Steve he posted a video on social media saying
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: that he contracted COVID nineteen and he placed himself in
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: self quarantine and actually he said he's been on lockdown
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: since Friday. And what's interesting about his case. Indes said
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: he wasn't experiencing any symptoms. This morning, I got some
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: test results back for coronavirus and it came back positive. Yeah,
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: and it sucks. Listen, I'm doing okay. Sabrina hasn't been
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: tested and she's doing okay. Um, I wasn't. I didn't
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: have any symptoms. I got tested because I realized I
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: was exposed to someone who had also tested positive. I
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: found out last Friday that they were tested positive. I
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: quarantined myself and got attest immediately and got the results
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: back today. Look, this is serious. You know, now's the
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: time to really think about social distancing, washing your hands
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: beyond that there are people out there who aren't showing
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: symptoms and that can easily spread it. Well there you go.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: So I mean, oh look man, it's like this. You know,
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: we've all got to remain calm though. I mean, you know,
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: we you know, you know, we're the hoarding that people
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: is doing is causing other people to hoard. And it's
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: they've said over and over, it's not a hoarding situation.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: You know, you can still get out, you can still
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: go out. There's stuff still open, you know. Of course
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: now we've diod grocery stores are us have made it
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: to my understanding because everybody thinks, you know, it's the
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: end of the world. But what's really missing. I was
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: talking to some young people, a lot of young people
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: is snacks. You know. There ain't no chips, ain't no pizza,
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  Speaker 1: go get damn all right. Coming up, it is the
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  Speaker 1: forty nine after the OA. You're listening, Well, it's Tuesday, actually, guys,
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  Speaker 1: Today is Saint Patrick's a day. And don't nobody, and
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  Speaker 1: I don't mean nobody, No damn where where drinking green
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  Speaker 1: hat on nowhere? Hey, man, if you don't get your
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  Speaker 1: arm from I'm round me this close up on me,
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  Speaker 1: spitting in my damn face. Man, it's not gonna works St.
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  Speaker 1: Patrick's Day. When I lived in Chicago, it's just when
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  Speaker 1: the drunk gather. Yes, now it's no, I'm not saying see,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not saying anything against Saint Patty's Day or nothing
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  Speaker 1: like that. I don't know what it is, but I
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  Speaker 1: know a lot of people get drunk. But let me
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  Speaker 1: tell you something. This is not the time where you
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  Speaker 1: want somebody inebriated in your damn face. You're too close. See,
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  Speaker 1: drunk people get close anyway, anyway, They're always too damn close.
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  Speaker 1: It's something about drunk people. They lose their depth of perception, perception.
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  Speaker 1: They don't know that. They too damn close. Their mouth
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  Speaker 1: be a right up against you. You can feel all
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  Speaker 1: their breath and that's how you spread it. That's why
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  Speaker 1: this ain't gonna be that type of Saint Patty's. They
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  Speaker 1: have drunk as people slobbling on you. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: spitting on me, man, chill ass off me. Man, get
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  Speaker 1: out my fa I don't see. But you know what though,
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  Speaker 1: can I tell you this because this is all part
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  Speaker 1: of my closing remarks because don't be positive because no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: we're going out in humor, see because we need little
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  Speaker 1: human this this virus has helped me in that I
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  Speaker 1: don't like people up on me, no damn way. And
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  Speaker 1: there's a lot of people out there like me, A
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  Speaker 1: lot of people out know, especially us. We don't like
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  Speaker 1: other people up on us, no damn way. So this
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  Speaker 1: has been like a relief to have people like away
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  Speaker 1: from me. But what I'm trying to do is I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to take a positive and put a positive spin
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  Speaker 1: on everything that's happening. Number One, many feuds got shut down. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: travelers shut down for a lot of stuff. So it
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  Speaker 1: really has caused me to sit down and probably take
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  Speaker 1: a much needed break. Uh. My wife saw a game
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  Speaker 1: changer on Netflix and what the health Marjorine had a
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  Speaker 1: piece of meat and her mouth. Since so we've been
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  Speaker 1: doing this vegan lifestyle. You know, it's it's been interesting
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  Speaker 1: feeling them about it. We stuck at this house. You
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  Speaker 1: can't putting it on the grill. I don't even I
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  Speaker 1: don't even know if they got nothing to go on
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  Speaker 1: a grille. This how, this is what I mean about.
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  Speaker 1: This ain't gonna That's what I'm talking about. I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to find the positive in it, though, because it's upside
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  Speaker 1: to everything, because you know, like I've always said in
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  Speaker 1: a lot of close remarks, how behind every moment of adversity,
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  Speaker 1: there's a lesson and there's a blessing that's the same
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  Speaker 1: goes here. And and the thing about it is, you know, uh,
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  Speaker 1: this tool shall pass. This is not permanent. This tool
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  Speaker 1: shall pass. Now, it's probably gonna go a little bit
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  Speaker 1: longer than anyone would like for it to do, and
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  Speaker 1: it's gonna cause us to have to do some things
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  Speaker 1: we don't want to do. But in the end, this
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  Speaker 1: tool shall pass. And so I'm just maintaining the positive
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  Speaker 1: attitude as much as I can. I don't not crazy
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  Speaker 1: about this quarantine right now. I got to go place
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  Speaker 1: with golf for something, though. I got to go play
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  Speaker 1: some golfer something. And you know, you can cut that
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  Speaker 1: music on if you want to, but I'm still just
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  Speaker 1: gonna keep it lighthearted and funny because I'm just really yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm done with you. Yeah, well he can leave it
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  Speaker 1: that or I mean, you know, I'm who DJ and
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  Speaker 1: who that? Well, I don't know, but uh, let me
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  Speaker 1: put it. What kind of question is that, Tommy? Let
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  Speaker 1: you put it in anybody? Al alright? Did since they
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  Speaker 1: want to play the music, let me put this next
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  Speaker 1: remark in the turn of clothes when remarked tone, I
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  Speaker 1: want to thank God that I live with the newly
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  Speaker 1: elected president of the Center for Disease Control. My wife
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  Speaker 1: Marjorie has nominated, elected and voted herself as in charge
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  Speaker 1: of everything to do with the Center for Disease Control.
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  Speaker 1: Wash your hands, Steve, where you went outside wash your hands?
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  Speaker 1: I went outside. I didn't do nothing. I just walked outside.
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  Speaker 1: Wash your hands. Use this wet white. Here's this cloth,
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  Speaker 1: rocks pad. Here goes some livestock. Yeah, I got in
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  Speaker 1: my hand right now, some bad through flushable wipes. Hey. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: I've been using pyrel for lotion. I come in there, santad. Yeah, Tommy, Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: I'm using cuticle cream because all my fingers got hangnails
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  Speaker 1: on them because I didn't drive them out from washing them.
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  Speaker 1: And you can't go to the nail shot. Guys, we're
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  Speaker 1: going through and the day two. Ain't no damn sports
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  Speaker 1: on TV now in the sports that he is on
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  Speaker 1: TV has been heartbreaking for Houston people. They didn't have
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  Speaker 1: twenty twenty came in real rough on y'all, ass' you
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  Speaker 1: know what? Hold on, I'm trying. I watched the super
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  Speaker 1: Bowl last night. I rewind that thing. I watched that
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  Speaker 1: whole thing. Chiefs, yeah, old chiefs, like, you know what's
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  Speaker 1: gonna happen? Hey man, exactly. I watched the World Series
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  Speaker 1: last night. I was sitting there watching the World Series
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  Speaker 1: so I could see what the damn signals was. I
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  Speaker 1: enjoyed that. Yeah, and then I woke up and I
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  Speaker 1: found out that DeAndre Hopkins had got traded by the
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  Speaker 1: Come on texts, what you mad at me for? I
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  Speaker 1: didn't trade anything. Pass Okay, here you go, hell at leash, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't the Browns? How about that? No good no good
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