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Side piece's and Married Couples: Back from Paris - 07.25.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know. Y'all all
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  Speaker 1: soon looking back to back down, giving them back just
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  Speaker 1: like a million buck buck things in its tub, y'all
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  Speaker 1: to me, true good to the hardy listening to me,
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  Speaker 1: to each other for Stu Barnaby, why don't you join
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  Speaker 1: yeah by joint give me honey sat turning, Yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: go do you You gotta turn to turn out, turn
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  Speaker 1: to you love. You got to turn out to turn
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  Speaker 1: the water the water go, comey, come on your thinga
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  Speaker 1: uh huh, I shill a good model. Everybody you're listening
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  Speaker 1: to the voice, Come on, dignon now what it only
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harley got a radio show today. I want to
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  Speaker 1: just share something with you. Um along your way, um
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  Speaker 1: to wherever it is you're trying to get to. You know,
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  Speaker 1: every everybody has a different definition for success, and I'm
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  Speaker 1: not I'm not here to tell you what yours should be.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, please pursue whatever you think success He is
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  Speaker 1: aim as high as you can though. Uh, that's for sure.
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  Speaker 1: My father used to say all the time. I'm sure
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  Speaker 1: you all have heard it in different variations, but he
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  Speaker 1: used to always say aim for the moon. Just in
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  Speaker 1: case you miss, you'll still be amongst the stars. Just
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  Speaker 1: say that to me all the time. So that always
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  Speaker 1: was in me to aim high. Now he wasn't and
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  Speaker 1: aim with the intent to miss. He was just saying,
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  Speaker 1: aim in case you miss, you're still amongst the stars
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  Speaker 1: if you aim for the moon. But if you just
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  Speaker 1: aim for that first flow wind and you miss it,
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  Speaker 1: you know, usually run into some type of wall and
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  Speaker 1: nothing happens. You slither down. But a lot of times
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  Speaker 1: I think along the way, folks, you know, we just
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  Speaker 1: don't understand what all it takes, and so we give
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  Speaker 1: up along the way. But there's a couple of things
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  Speaker 1: I want you to prepare yourself for. You know. In
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  Speaker 1: my book, act like a lady, think like a man.
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  Speaker 1: I told her people that me and love three ways.
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  Speaker 1: They profess, they provide, they protect, and that's the core
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  Speaker 1: essence of a man's love. Well, there's some other peas
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  Speaker 1: in life too. And uh now, the number one thing
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  Speaker 1: you have to understand about trying to be successful. And
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  Speaker 1: I guess I call this the four piece. I may
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  Speaker 1: come up with five along the way. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just talking as it is given to me. So
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna summer. Start by saying, as these are the
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  Speaker 1: four piece of uh success that you have to get
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  Speaker 1: ready for it. Number one, it's pressure, pure pressure. Being
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  Speaker 1: successful is just pressure. A lot of it is applied
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  Speaker 1: by the circumstance of what you're trying to go for
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  Speaker 1: and what you're trying to do, but a lot of
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  Speaker 1: it also is self imposed pressure. It's um, it's it's
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  Speaker 1: what you put on yourself to make it. It's it's
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  Speaker 1: a sense of urgency, it's it's a sense of necessity.
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  Speaker 1: But pressure is the first thing I want you to
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  Speaker 1: be ready for. And pressure is in a lot of
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  Speaker 1: different forms, but it's gonna be pressured. As an old
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  Speaker 1: saying that pressure bus to pipe. See, that's why most
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  Speaker 1: people turn around because of the pressure of trying to
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  Speaker 1: be successful. I want you to get it in your
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  Speaker 1: mind that it is going to be a pressurized situation
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  Speaker 1: on your rise to the top. Pressure wise, it's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be pressure. It's gonna be difficult to do. It's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be moments when it seems like it's real heavy. It's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be moments man, when it feel like you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: burst us. All comes from pressure. Pressure buster pipe pressure,
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  Speaker 1: but understand that that is what it is, is not
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  Speaker 1: going to change. That's it. Prepare yourself, get ready for
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  Speaker 1: there to be pressure. The second thing I want you
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  Speaker 1: to understand is when you receive this pressure, you have
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  Speaker 1: to persist. You got to stay at it. You got
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  Speaker 1: to develop dog itness has a there's a song out
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  Speaker 1: he says, why must I feel like that? Why must
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  Speaker 1: I chase the cat? Nothing but the dog in me?
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  Speaker 1: That's a funny line in that song, because really I
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  Speaker 1: was thinking about it one day. I was humming it
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  Speaker 1: and and and it, and it occurred to me, he said,
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  Speaker 1: why must I feel like that? Why must I chase
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  Speaker 1: the cat? Nothing but the dog in me? And you know,
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  Speaker 1: now you could take it into literal sense that the
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  Speaker 1: cat chases the dog because it's innately is in his
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  Speaker 1: spirit that cats and dogs are a lot of times enemies.
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  Speaker 1: Now people have pets and help proven that if you
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  Speaker 1: show love on both sides, they can exist. And that
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  Speaker 1: happens too. But naturally, innately, when your cat goes by
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  Speaker 1: a dog and your dog don't recognize him, that some
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  Speaker 1: balling going on. I'm talking I just walking through the
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  Speaker 1: neighborhood or something. So but the reason that this dog's
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  Speaker 1: so persistent towards this cat, it's just cause it's in him,
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  Speaker 1: it's innately in him. And what I'm saying to you,
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  Speaker 1: just using that as an analogy, is that you got
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  Speaker 1: to be you got to be persistent in that. You
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  Speaker 1: got to develop some dog in you now, because pressure
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  Speaker 1: take some fighting back. See if you don't fight back
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  Speaker 1: against pressure, pressure buster pipes, So what you're think it
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  Speaker 1: would do to you? Pressure crack walls, pressure calls, explosions.
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  Speaker 1: So if you don't fight back to hold it in,
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  Speaker 1: you understand pressure does most people in the simple thing
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  Speaker 1: called pressure, the weight of what it feels like to
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  Speaker 1: want to be successful every single day, over and over
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  Speaker 1: and over and over and over. It's just too much pressure.
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  Speaker 1: People crack. You got to persist. You have to persist.
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  Speaker 1: You can the thought of giving up can come, but
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  Speaker 1: you gotta get it out. You gotta persist. The next
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  Speaker 1: thing I want you to think about, there's another something
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  Speaker 1: that I've been thinking about for years and learn for years.
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  Speaker 1: It's called perseverance. See, to persist means to to to
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  Speaker 1: to to insist. Keyword in insist and persistence insists you
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  Speaker 1: must You must insist that this is going to happen. Now.
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  Speaker 1: The persist I'm assuming means it's a pro action. It's
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  Speaker 1: some type of pro action that you go towards it
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  Speaker 1: to make it. You know, persist, you gotta be persistent,
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  Speaker 1: You gotta be constantly at insisting that it happens. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta constantly at it. But the next thing I want
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  Speaker 1: you to remember is perseverance. Perseverance is important. Perseverance means
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  Speaker 1: that when you've done your best, when you've persisted, when
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  Speaker 1: you're fighting back against the pressure. Perseverance simply means I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna hang in here now. I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: hang in here. What if if a crack come into pipe,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna hang in there. If the pipe bust, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna keep going. If I gotta put duct take silly glue,
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  Speaker 1: bondo mud, whatever I got to put on this thing. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna use perseverance. I'm going to stay with it
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  Speaker 1: no matter what. So we're looking at the three things again.
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  Speaker 1: You got to understand that it's gonna be pressure that
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna have to persist. Keyword and persistence Insist. You
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  Speaker 1: have to insists that no matter what the pressure is.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna stay with it, but then perseverance. If it
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  Speaker 1: goes wrong, Man, you got to get in there and
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  Speaker 1: keep fighting. But then, Lord her Mercy, nothing helps you
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  Speaker 1: handle the three peas better than the fourth Peace. You
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  Speaker 1: got to pray. You got to use prayer. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: talk to God. You gotta use faith. You gotta have
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  Speaker 1: some conferences with him late at night, early in the morning,
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  Speaker 1: in the middle of the afternoon, when you own the train,
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  Speaker 1: when you're driving, you got to talk to God. Man,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta get yourself some help along the way. Nothing
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  Speaker 1: is bigger than prayer. There is nothing bigger than prayer.
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  Speaker 1: Prayer will help you overcome the pressure. Prayer will help
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  Speaker 1: you stay persistent, and Lord her Mercy, prayer will help
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  Speaker 1: you persevere them is the foe pas that just came
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  Speaker 1: to me today. God gave that to me. I'm passing
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  Speaker 1: it on. You're listening there. We are, Yeah, we're back
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  Speaker 1: back in the States, back off vacation, back from Paris,
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  Speaker 1: back for holidays. We are live, live, live, live, and
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  Speaker 1: mo live. We stayed live. We're like, who, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what time it is. My body is completely meeting Jack,
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  Speaker 1: not seriously because I don't know. I've been overseas for
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  Speaker 1: over a month. You've been a lot of times. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but I've been overseas for over a month, so my
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  Speaker 1: body is completely huh. Well, my wife and I we
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  Speaker 1: celebrated our anniversary, so yeah, congratulations, celebrated ten years. So
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  Speaker 1: we did the south of France, we did the French
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  Speaker 1: Riviea and the Italian Riviera, and then we went to Sicily,
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  Speaker 1: Palermo and we did the Month Coast, which was pos
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  Speaker 1: Tana Capri. See right there, po Tana pos Tana, your
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  Speaker 1: Mafi Coast Capri, Naples. Then we came to Paris. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: when I bought the crew over as just a token
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  Speaker 1: of my appreciation for all of you guys, hard work
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  Speaker 1: for holding it down for me and supporting me and everything.
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  Speaker 1: You know, we're already playing in the next week. Go ahead,
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  Speaker 1: just your first time making it to tune you yeah, heah,
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  Speaker 1: there ain't a lot. He went back to that anniversary talk,
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  Speaker 1: but limitation and that's a good thing too. That's a
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  Speaker 1: good thing too. That's at first time making to him.
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  Speaker 1: But if you told it though, I've been married. All
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  Speaker 1: the marriages on this show. Yeah, it's in double digits.
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  Speaker 1: Nine years. But you can't group. That's half your life.
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  Speaker 1: I won't credit sir. Yes, put me down. So good.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody a good mood today. Yes, had to hold me
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  Speaker 1: up to day because I'm a little bit. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: be a little bit all week. It's not day, it's Wednesday.
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  Speaker 1: It's Tuesday. So I'll see. I'm often that. But in Paris, guys,
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  Speaker 1: it was nine We were nine hours ahead of you,
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  Speaker 1: nine hours in Los Angeles nine hours. That's why I
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  Speaker 1: just said the wrong day. Yeah, don't hate because you
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  Speaker 1: ain't go. It's a nationale. How much money y'all spend that?
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  Speaker 1: What I wanted? Tell me? Let your husband's know how
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  Speaker 1: the morning has spent um fifty dollars and some change
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  Speaker 1: with tax and everything. Jay, I think, Yeah, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: in this conversation. You've been shopping a long time. He
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  Speaker 1: was so tired the other day from shot. Okay, when
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  Speaker 1: we come back, we come back. Junior is on tap.
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  Speaker 1: He's on board with his segment truth be Told for us,
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  Speaker 1: something funny segment. We'll be right back. You're listening to
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harpy Morning Show. All right, here we go, Junior Europe.
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  Speaker 1: Hey morning, everybody, man, let me just tell the truth
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  Speaker 1: right now. And I'm just mean. I don't mean this
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  Speaker 1: dispitch nobody in there. I love all y'all, I'm really do,
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  Speaker 1: but I just want to let you know something, man,
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: truth be told. I won't be related to Steve for real?
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  Speaker 1: What's wrong? No? Because I ain't got no money in
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  Speaker 1: my family. You don't I need somebody else beside me money?
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  Speaker 1: And I just found it over vacation. Steve, boy, do
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  Speaker 1: you been looking to me? Do you know how much?
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  Speaker 1: How much? I'm not gonna throw number that? But I
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  Speaker 1: actually no, No, I don't know this. But we've been
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  Speaker 1: working with him every day. Y'all are so disrespectful. Man?
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  Speaker 1: Did I go with him? What? This man? What? We're
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  Speaker 1: supposed to treat him different? Yes? Because he broke people
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  Speaker 1: you treat better than him. Oh No, I gotta ain't it.
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  Speaker 1: I sweat. I never talked to the same No, not
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: long was I know? I'm Steve ain't hill If you
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  Speaker 1: don't get your broke gass away from me? Not I'm ted.
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  Speaker 1: I'm tired all the pro people I got to be
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  Speaker 1: nice to a hid on Stephen. We treat him like
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  Speaker 1: he ain't worth nothing. This man he could change our generation.
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  Speaker 1: We treat him regularly, treat him like I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to treat him. I love you now if you mean
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  Speaker 1: giving him, I'll tell you what he bought more than
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  Speaker 1: a hunted me. Did you know that? Did you know
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  Speaker 1: he was the highest paid? What I want to saying
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  Speaker 1: that dude, I was winning when he was working a
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  Speaker 1: hundred hollet that I would through. I knew it when
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  Speaker 1: he wasn't was nothing but but but now he didn't
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  Speaker 1: pass everybody. We're not tripping on you. You don't want
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  Speaker 1: to sound like I didn't know he was just rich? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: oh my god, do you need your shoes because you
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  Speaker 1: know you're gonna be on teth You're not. We're not
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  Speaker 1: doing this for him. We're not to listen and make
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  Speaker 1: him work. Forget that. Regular folks got thirty dollar that
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  Speaker 1: REGs all right, okay, y'all quit this regular folk, regular people.
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  Speaker 1: If may I take yourr that re people two honey million.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah it is a little different, but let me tell
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  Speaker 1: you something. People with two honey men, you still have
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  Speaker 1: to tell you tell that sitting you do this regular time.
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  Speaker 1: He don't do nothing. You do know he don't. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So how you regular. You have to sit in a
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  Speaker 1: regular chair. He though, Man, that's it, stop it, that's it.
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  Speaker 1: You're Henna trying to call you dry. Tommy, keep bothering, Tommy. Drive.
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  Speaker 1: God said, you can say just what? How did I
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  Speaker 1: get called up in this union? I won't be up
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  Speaker 1: now if I can go ahead, just start getting paperwork
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  Speaker 1: done today. Change going to be a Harvey. No, you're
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: not getting in this family day. Stop stop you've been
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: You're not getting it. I'm getting my lips and side today.
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  Speaker 1: I'm getting my bluffed out today. Every day, Collagen, a
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  Speaker 1: whole lot of difference about the buff yours. I'm about
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  Speaker 1: I'm on my mustache shot and I'm cutting all my
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: hell and I'm about to bend my knee someone I'll
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  Speaker 1: be mobo legged. You look just like, yeah, if I
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: need a mini me, everybody need a mini me lift
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: thing going wrong? And then you're gonna look ridiculous. I'm
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: bleaching myself to get You're gonna send your right in
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  Speaker 1: the something I'm telling Okay, when you're healthy and you
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  Speaker 1: still ain't there. And that's to see I just see
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  Speaker 1: one side of that much day, taking just one side
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  Speaker 1: one watching me, watch me, be just like Steve by tomorrow,
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  Speaker 1: y'all get on out here with this. It's man worth money, Junior.
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  Speaker 1: After you do all of that, that don't make that
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  Speaker 1: don't make you worth more money. I see if the
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  Speaker 1: closest image I got, I see the bottom lift, real
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  Speaker 1: thick in the top lifting. Yeah, you're gonna miss itself. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: look like there's my kid. You ain't gonna tell me.
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  Speaker 1: I don't see nobody said I want to be like no,
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  Speaker 1: ship ain't down. I used to want to be funniest
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  Speaker 1: jo Ain't gonna lie to you. J He was my goal.
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  Speaker 1: He was my whole girl. I wanted to be that
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  Speaker 1: funny on stage. I really did. I wanted to be
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  Speaker 1: that funny one. You want the funniest dudes I've ever met?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah on stage? Dog? When when the boy ain't gotta
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: go to bathroom here to tell you something? As out
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  Speaker 1: there you're gonna make your freik. You're nervous. I'm nervous
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  Speaker 1: to the show I got to do this weekend and
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  Speaker 1: August already already day. I know or can't tell you
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  Speaker 1: something about JR. What's that up? I mean? My this
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  Speaker 1: is going on day? Let me see. Yeah, this is
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: two weeks of not shaving. I haven't shaved in two weeks.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: James Harden comes to mind. What you know, it's it's fool,
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  Speaker 1: but it's it's not thick. I need about two more weeks.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: But you know about two more weeks coming in, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I mean about two more weeks. George Wallace's mama has
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  Speaker 1: the same look when I saw you, I'm like, oh, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: I thought it wasn't. Yes, y'all, don't fight about this now,
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: because I'm telling the truth. I'm not lying lies. When
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: you louse somebody and then when you fuck his mother's day,
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: I gave his mama a weed, whacker said, let me
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: see it, really, ja, I hate you? Oh God, alright, alright,
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: that was truth be told. You want to be joy differently,
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: And I refused to fall on the bows because you
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  Speaker 1: need to ride down to to the TV show today
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  Speaker 1: because I'm going that way. No, no, no, I'll be
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  Speaker 1: I'll be on TV in the car about no a little,
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  Speaker 1: about two weeks week and about two more weeks I'll
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: be back. Why will you take your car if he
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: just needed it? You're just giving them all your stuff.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna get around. I don't have to. Oh you go,
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  Speaker 1: all right, we gotta go. We'll we'll be back. You're
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  Speaker 1: listening show coming up at the top of the hour,
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  Speaker 1: Miss and will be here with today's national news. But
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  Speaker 1: right now it is time for the nephew to run
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  Speaker 1: that brank back. Now running back, my roommate, Batty, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: my roommate, Beatty. Hello, my speak to Devin. Yeah, okay,
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: hey man, this is Chris. I live a bum of you.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: I ain't ever met you before, but you you you have.
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  Speaker 1: You've been calling the leasing office about complaining on me
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  Speaker 1: about I'm making too much noise away. Yeah, man, I'm
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  Speaker 1: my bad, bro. I was trying to catch you, man.
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  Speaker 1: I could never I could never catch you at home. Man.
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  Speaker 1: It's like you know, Brian, I work a knife, I
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  Speaker 1: work at night. Yeah. Yeah, you're saying it's work in
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  Speaker 1: a day, but I can't sleep at night. Broke it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm I don't know what's going on your part, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying I ain't trying to be in your business.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be your business player. I just
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  Speaker 1: can't get sleeping night, man, because it'll be a lot
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  Speaker 1: of noise, a lot of noise, a lot of talking
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  Speaker 1: and what you do is your business. Bro. I'm just saying, man, please, man,
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  Speaker 1: but you ain't have to go to the leasting office. Man,
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  Speaker 1: oh you have to do. You know it's hard at me,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't. You know they got me written up, like
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: you know what, one more complaint on me, they're gonna
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  Speaker 1: put me out of something. Well. Yeah, like I say, though,
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  Speaker 1: I was trying to get I was trying to find you.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. But we guess we miss
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: each other because you you work at night. I work
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: in a day. So you know when you're going, I'm coming,
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: and when I'm coming, you gone, I'm saying, Brian trying
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: starting on. I'm just trying to, you know, go to
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: work and pay my pay my bills. Man, I'll be
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: at work at night. Man. You know what I'm saying.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get my monks alone, like you're trying
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: to get yours on doing hol on, hold on, okay, okay,
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: let's make it make sense. Bro. If you at work
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: at night, somebody in your somebody in your apartment talking
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: loud in them keeping me up where I'm betting it. Okay,
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: you've got a roommate us long, nobody, I ain't got
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: no roommates. Many to hitting the talking loud, holding a conversation.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: It's like two people in there talking loud every night.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: And that's brother. That's Penny man Benny Be talking. Okay,
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: you said you ain't got no roommance. Who who is Beatty?
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: Who is Benny? Benny is my bird? My parents? That's
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: Benny Be talking like man, want me to die? Listen
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: mind what why Wait a minute, you're trying to tell me,
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: um bird? That's being man. I don't have been in
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: two years. That's my bird. Bird don't even live that long.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: So so now I'm suing night. I'm that's the word
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: cause cause a bird. That's what you want that that's
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: what you called me to tell me. I'll call you
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: to tell you. You ain't gonna be putting these complaints
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: on me. Man, But I'm that I'm good And that's
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: been in talking man be it in yo yo, beeny.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, hey, look, I'm telling you, now do
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: something with the bird then or that's gonna be some
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: consequences and repercussions. I'm talking about some fried chicken around it,
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: and man, plenty of It's like a family remember to
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: me bird too. Can't sam the chicken on the car
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: flake box can tuck a chicken? Just all that. Brid Hey, man,
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: you don't tell me nothing better about my birth. Okay, brother,
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: you know what, maybe man, you need to square off
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: from front of you because you don't you don't disrespect Betty.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: Man all right, all right, you're taking some alright, alright.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: I bet that be on my table when I get home.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: If it's a bird, then I'll bet that be all
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: on the table. Man and man, then you ain't been
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: the city and disrespect me and try to tell me
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: what you're gonna do to my bird. But you ain't
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: gon to do nothing stupid to Betty. Tell you what
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: I tell you what you can date you a hund
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: right now. What you got to work tonight? I bet
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: you bet it. I'll be that tomorrow. I bet you
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: we'll be fingering dood tomorrow. Man, ain't ald on a minute, Man,
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: wait a minute, dog, what you play due and start
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: talking about what you're gonna through to my bird? Not
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: and told you you file for going to the listen
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: office calling me out and now you're on the phone.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to work this out with you. And now
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: you ain't trying to work. Now, I first stop you.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: You called me and tell me that it's a bird
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: holding a conversation with yourself. I'm I'm a stupid right now,
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: but I'm a hold of stupid. Even continue this conversation,
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: think of me, I find a night. Are you serious,
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: man or something like? Man? This broy whatever it is,
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: this is a bird or recording whatever. If you gotta do,
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: stop to wait and it was a bird. Man, I'm
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: gonna be sotlard soft. And if this is a bird,
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: I'm really a bird. It's been it, man, it's been
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: it you. All you gotta do is come to me
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: and we could have had a little like me. Hold on, hola, hola, Okay, okay, okay,
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: we're gonna have it like me. And the first off
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: leasting office wouldn't give me a name. What's your nine?
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: My name? Chris? Okay, Chris, I'm dead. There we go,
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: there we go. Listen, dog, I ain't for the past
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: three months. You know what I'm saying, I ain't really
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: been getting no sleep because of this bird. I'm saying
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: it's a bird. I don't believe that, but a bird
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: a bird? My mom dog. That's for ten years. We'll
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: take to work with you. Did I don't care figure
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: something out, but whatever going on up there with you
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: and your fire need to come to an immediate house
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: or it's gonna be something now. He man, hey man,
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: what you couldn't do is threaten me by what's going
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: on in my own home. Man, Look, kill you ain't
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: been it being in ninny whatever the nine meals. You
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: need to do something with that. That's gonna be some Really,
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: it's my why not going back and forth with you
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: about this? You keep telling me something about a bus?
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: What's the problem with it? What's the problem understanding that
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: people have pet birds? Say? Man, I don't give if
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: you have a pet bird? But really, this all night long?
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: How do you? How do you? How do you live
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: with this? Come? They'll never shut up. I'll tell you what.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what being it told me to tell you, though,
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: God tell you what being a wait wait wait wait
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait wait wait waite white Chris White, White,
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: bro I don't want to hear what I'm bird told
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: you to tell me? Can I tell you what? He
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: told me to tell you? What? What? What? Then? They
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: told me to tell you this that this is nephew
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You took your
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: prank by your boys, Sean, Uh did I get your man?
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: Got me? You got it man, that guy, I'm gonna
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: get it. I'm gonna get it. I have to wait
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: to this dude. Get hound out and talk to him
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: line talk to much you about some posing bird. I
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: don't know what's the stats man. I'll be up our
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: night and I'm saying I'm missing I'm missing my sleep.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: I'm missing I'm saying I'm missing y'all in the morning
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: because I'm proudly hitting a slow But I got one
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: more thing as what is what is the baddest I'm
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: talking about the baddest radio show in the lane? Man,
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: Steve are more in the shop, y'all. Ain't never had
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: a bird rommancything. I like about that boy right there.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: I didn't give damn and look, man, first of all,
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: I don't believe I love the black facts though when
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: you told him years he said, without checking with anybody
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: Bury that don't leave that crazy. We know a chicken,
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: don't not at all. I don't think they go back
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: six months now. We know a chicken. I got a
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: chicken ten years old because he wants you to get
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: a certain age. The chicken stop laying. And then if
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: you're not gonna be a producer, to help out and
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: we got right, absolutely right, yeah, and that's it. Your
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: career is done. Huntsville, Alabama. The Nephew is coming to town.
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• 30:21
  Speaker 1: I'm crazy, and I'm certified certified. It's get so with
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  Speaker 1: a hum humorous twist to right there. That's all. That's
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: all I need to tell you. Been diagnosed. Okay, pay
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  Speaker 1: All right? Well, Mrs and is waiting in the wings
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: with our national news and headlines. You're listening to the
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: Steve Hardy Morning Show. Alright, miss Annah standing by with
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: today's headlines. But first Coco. You know Iced Teas wife, Coco.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: She has a new hair jew sparked unwanted attention and
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: as she took to Instagram to defend her look. Okay,
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: in case you missed it, Coco was accused of being
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: a culture vulture and eliminate thief on social media after
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: she got a braid style you know, one of those
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: braided hair styles that are similar to Beyonce. Yeah, alright.
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: She even caught more heat after she named the look
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: the Coco swoop. I see Iced Tea now, being the
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: man that he is, came to his wife's defense. Uh
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: huh on Twitter, but apparently it only made the situation worse.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: In new video message, Coco responded to the backlash with recently,
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: I got social media's panties in a bunch because I
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: did braids to my air. This is so stupid. I
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: can't believe I'm talking about it, and I believe this
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: shouldn't be turned out to be a race thing. Coco
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: also explained that she named all her hairstyles, whether it's
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: braids or not, by dubbing them a Coco ism. She
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: then argued, why is everyone claiming something they shouldn't. I know,
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: braids have been around for thousands of years. Don't you
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: think I know that if I want to wear a
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: pineapple on my head, then I should be able to
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: wear a pineapple on my head and call it the
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: pineapple Coco oop whatever I want to do. Yeah, yeah,
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: I just I don't. I don't get that. I mean, really,
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: what's wrong? I mean, well, because she's white and she's
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: wearing braids, so you know a lot. But they're trying
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: to say I guess that she was trying to be
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: original with this hairstyle and Beyonce had rocked it for lemonade.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: But I mean it doesn't matter. Somebody somebody care. This
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: is lady, what's coin rolling their hair? Now? Call it
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: what you want to call it. But I think it's ridiculous, man,
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: that we get on everybody about everything. It just don't
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: make no damn sense that that are white people reciting
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: rap lyrics with the N word in it. We got
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: ourselves concerned with Coco got some coin row. I'm sorry, man,
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: I got I got other things to do. I really do.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: Congratulations and if she want to name a handstyle, she
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: should be allowed to just like you should do whatever
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: you wanna do alone. I'm rocking to Steve Harvey cutting clean.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: Ain't the first one with a ball head? Yeah, okay,
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: remember so, I mean, what's the problem you said, George
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: wat's his mama? One month you hired him. Whenever I'm
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: looking at it as much as it, Jo, Mama got
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: a much that think it in that you ain't doing nothing.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: I heard of the desert, but you go way over
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: the life telling the truth for that mom for no reason. Well,
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: I think that's why people are making a big deal. See,
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: because she is white. I don't understand. I don't understand
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: because it's a culture thing. But a black woman when
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: you go on vacation, Yeah, do you not see white
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: women getting their hair braided on the beaches? Bo Derek
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: did a damn movie. Where was where? I wasn't get
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: it out. You should have been calling as she was. Okay, Jay,
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: back away from your mike, yes, okay, Oh yeah, y'all
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: need to back away. Good morning, everybody. This is entered
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: with the news. Okay. Federal prosecutors have officially charged a
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: sixty year old San Antonio, Texas tuck truck driver with
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: illegally transporting immigrants to the United States, and cops in
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: Texas say that more than one people were packed into
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: a sweltering tractor trail and no ventilation authority say ten
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: people have died. Another twenty or so people are hospitalized
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: in serious condition. The driver, James Matthew brad Bradley, Jr.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: Claims that he didn't know anything about the contents of
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: the truck until the people started knocking to get out. Then,
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: he said he tried to help. Bradley could nevertheless face
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: life in prison or even the death penalty for the President.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: Trump's son in law and see your adviser, Jared Kushner
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: scheduled to meet behind closed doors later today with the
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: House Intelligence Committee, as both houses of Congress investigate possible
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: links between Trump associate and Russian officials during the presidential race.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: Kushner met with the Senate Committee yesterday, where he answered questions,
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: and afterwards he spoke to the White House Press Corps
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: while occasionally glancing at a printed state. The record in
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: documents I have voluntarily provided will show that all of
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: my actions were proper and occurred in the normal course
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: of events of a very unique campaign and Kushner went
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: on to say that the reason his father in law
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: is president has nothing to do with any foreign power.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: Donald Trump had a better message and ran a smarter campaign,
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: and that is why he won. Suggesting otherwise ridicules those
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: who voted for him, Kushner took no questions afterwards. Democratic
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: leaders on Capitol Hill have unveiled new legislative agendas that
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: they call a Better Deal. They say that the proposed
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: measures designed to be flexible enough to make life better
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: for Americans across the country, especially by providing new incentives
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: for companies to hire more workers and raise salaries. Uh
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: Democrats say they are also going to be pushing for
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: lower prices on prescription drugs and stronger anti trust laws.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: They say they've been doing all this stuff for a
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: long time, but somehow the public did not get it,
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: did not understand what the Democratic Party was doing and
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: what the Democratic Party was really about. The fatal shooting
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: of an Australian woman by a Minneapolis police officer not
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: long after a jury acquitted another Minneapolis cop of shooting
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: an innocent black man named Philando Castiel the deaf, has
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: prompted somebody to start posting a couple of official looking
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: black and yellow traffic signs in that town that read
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: warning twin cities police easily startled. And it's accompanied by
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: a drawing of a cop with guns, guns blazing like
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: it can't control themselves. Today, by the way, is National
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: Cooks and Chef's Day would leave me and Shirley out
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: and National Wear Red Shoes Day. Me back with Eugene
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: the Butterfly twenty minutes after the hour Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve har All right, come on, Jay
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: introduced the Butterfly big intro for no reason ahead. Hey everybody,
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: it's time for but there really is. Oh my god,
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: Good morning everyone, Stephen, Timmey, Shirley College, and your Jay
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  Speaker 1: Anthony Brown. Good morning to all. It's Tuesday, and Stephen,
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: this is what I'm calling Tuesday. It's Eugene's sit your
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: waition around so I have my own situation room like
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: to have alter. Yeah, but I'm I'm the woof. I'm
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: well anyway, I'm the I'm holler. Watch what happened in
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: this room? Go ahead? This is I have a question
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: for all of you all. If you had to wear
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: the same set up clothes for the rest of your life?
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: What would you wear if you if you would? First
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: of all, my answer, it's gonna be my romper. I
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: want my room. But then I went my romper and
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: my rubber at the show in Delaware. But anyway, so
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: we're gonna go around the room. We're gonna stop with it.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: Lady Shirley, if you can only wear one thing the rest,
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: you're like, what would you wear? Uh? Probably um, one
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: of my white shirts. I like my white shirts and
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: jeans and nice pear of pumps. Okay, Carla Ferrell, black top,
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: black pants, black belt. So no dresses, lady, I want
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: to go with the jeans. Y'all going with paintings. I'm
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: thinking A yeah, I'm thinking. We're comfortable at work. We're comfortable.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: You asked this at works. I'm in work, moved okay,
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: Junior boy overalls. I'm await in proprest of my life? Right? Yeah? Yeah.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: They didn't get it. They can't get in anything overall.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: Did you see him at church? Don't you see him
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: at restaurants? Can't get it in with If you got it,
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: let me analyze and seeing how much I have to pee,
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: it's gotta be something with a veil crow flat So
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: again sharing too much? You think, No, I mean he
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: asked for the whole year. Yeah, I mean we're close
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: and everything, but I'm telling you what I need for me.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: That's what I need. So not a button fly crow
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: fly and oh and then the draws gotta be let's
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: see brown. All right, we're moving on shore too, stupid,
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: I can't a few time. What would you be wearing?
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: Uh me personally? Just just a T shirt? I don't
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: really want nothing and just naked. Just it'll just covered
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: me down, you know, it'll covered me up with But
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: there ain't nothing that's easy to do. What do you mean, hey,
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: hey shirt? Okay, okay, thank you, Tommy Stephen. I want
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: to wear a pair L T. D Wings with the
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: old J's red suit that they had on at the
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: Hoodies and with a Larry Blackman cameo se coorse for
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  Speaker 1: the rest of your rest of my damn every time
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: you see me gonna break out? All right, Well that
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: notes we'll be back. Oh my god, you're listening. Alright,
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: it's time for comedy roulette, guys, and uh yeah, you
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: want to explain it quickly? Jay, al Right, here we go.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: Comedy roulette, very simple. Day after day, our comedy gets
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: tested on this damn show. You ain't that funny, You
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: ain't that brilliant. Well, we're gonna show you how brilliant
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: we are. We're gonna take five subjects, put them on
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: the wheel. Spin the wheel, were stop. We're gonna riff
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: on it one at a time because we that damn funny.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: That's what we is. Damn fun Here we go, alright, alright,
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: we'll see how funny you guys are. Here the topics.
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  Speaker 1: Number one girls with big heads. Number two bossy women whatever.
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  Speaker 1: Number three high butt men. You're not doing the number
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: four men with ugly wives. Number five old guys who
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: live alone like that? And then number six people who
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: clown at funerals. Let's go cat spin the wheel please, Okay,
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: it's not done. Number four men with ugly wives. Let's
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: see what you're getting. Easy, easy. First of all, how
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: do you tell a man that his wife is more
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: manland than him? How do you say that to him? Man?
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: How do you bring it up that your wife's hands
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: look like gloves? How do you say that? I don't
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: mean no harm, but your wife's hands look like baseball?
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: Mitch I don't mean to be disrespectful. How do you
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: bring that up? You know? Sometimes you just got to
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: tell him man, Hey, man, I don't mean no harm.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: But I'm almost certain when your when your wife was born,
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: the doctor slapped everybody. You know what I'm saying, you don't,
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: I fig what I'll tell you what like this, This
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: is how you know your wife. When they started complimenting
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: other body parts, they just bring up, Hey, I really
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: like their knees. Your wife got some really regular knees.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: What kind of want when some help to ask me
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: when they say that resting voice in your wife does
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: she's smoking? Has she always had that? I don't know
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: that I should do this route, but I'm gonna just
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: give you some facts about men who have ugly win.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: Fact Number one, divorce rate is higher. It's just how
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: you got to get out. You know, as soon as
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: they present you with papers, you're gonna sign another thing.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: I found out a man with got real fine wine
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: just shopping in the gym that you lit overweight. That's
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: a fact people, men who have ugly wine. Here's the
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: biggest fact. Think about men with ugly one. Men hate
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: the night. And we got right hill and get in
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: this baby only thing they hate more than the night
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: in the morning if they wake up and look over that,
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: and she's still and yet man men with ugly and
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: get mad. This helpful still him? She would run away
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: by now. Yeah, yeah, you're going to the mom with her.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: You don't give a damn wet yet ain't nobody as
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: I left all the damn does and she's still. She's
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: supposed to be online shopping once again, you guys, nail
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: once again. All right, that's it for comedy, re lett Rue.
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: We'll be back with Nephew Toimey's prank phone call right
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Show coming up at
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour, right about four minutes after
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: today's Strawberry letter subject my husband is never satisfied. But first, nephew,
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: you are on deck. What do you have with the know?
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: How we huh? No hair? What's up with that? Yeah
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: said no, no, Here you go. Hello, Hello, I'm trying
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: to reach Resa. Please reesa. Hi Resa. My name is Byron,
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: Byron from the job. How are you? I'm okay, how
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: are you buying? I'm good. Listen. I hate to call
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: you after hours at your home, but there has been
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: some new issues that will be going into effect. That
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: was just tomorrow morning, and we're calling everyone letting them
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: know the new changes have been um issued that will
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: take effect first thing tomorrow morning. So we're giving everyone
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: a call, So don't be alarmed. It's just give me
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: a call letting you know what the what the higher
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: ups have changed. Okay, okay, there's no problem. Okay. After tomorrow,
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: what's gonna happen is when you guys come in, you'll
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: be issued a new key card and that particular card
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: will actually registers when you come in and go out. Okay, okay,
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: all right. Second one is there will no longer be
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: any personal Internet at the job any longer. You won't
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: be able. They're actually putting a block on all computers.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: All the computers will no longer be able to go
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: to a lot of these sites that you guys go
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: to that you've been um that's been available here in
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: the past. Okay, okay, all right. The last one is
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: reesa do you um, do you wear a hair weave?
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: What do you wear a hair weave or a wig? Okay, well,
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: here's one thing and hopefully you can get this change
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: about tomorrow there's no weaves or hair. Are wigs gonna
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: be allowed? Uh? At the job site from this point on?
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: So as of tomorrow morning, everyone must be wearing their
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: natural hair. You're joking. Uh. No, these are the issues
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: that are gonna be that are in stated, and these
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: are going to take effect as of tomorrow morning, seven o'clock.
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: What does hair we to have to do with any
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: of these changes? The first two I can understand punching
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: in and being on the internet. Yes, that's something that
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: that corporate. But how are we even you're getting into changing? Here?
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: Are they're looking down upon it? Uh? Wigs and hair
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: weaves they have to go. So I'm assuming that if you,
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: like you said, you do have one, I suggest it
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: doesn't come out there taking it down now and prepare
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: your hair to be natural as you come into work tomorrow.
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: I'm not taking my hair down. I've been here seven
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: years and I've dealt with all the changes that y'all
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: have made. But there's no way that I'm taking my
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: hair we've down. I'm sorry. I wish your name Byron?
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: Uh if my name is Byron, and I'm sorry. Let's
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: get back to your weed. This has you're gonna have
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: to do something. Is there's someone that you can call
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: tonight to help you get your hair down and so
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: you can look presentable with your natural hair to mom, No,
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: my weed calls over two or three hundred dollars and
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: I'm not about to take that down. I mean it
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: takes along to them to take that down. Okay, Um,
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: I mean, is this something maybe you can take it
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: down and just wear it on the weekends because as
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: of now, you're not gonna be allowed to actually wear
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: it on the property. And how will you know if
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: someone has a weave or not? Are you gonna do
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: head checks or something? Okay, I'm ma'am. I'm not quite
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: sure what they're gonna do to check it. But by
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: you telling me that you you have a weave, then
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: I have to write it down that you have confirmed
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: that you do, and we got to make sure that
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: tomorrow morning you're not wearing one. But you don't know
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: what my natural hair looks like from my we've are
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: You heard how much I pay for it, So it's
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: a ma'am. It's not about how good you know with
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: the quality of your weaver or anything. They don't want it.
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: They want natural hair. I don't know what that means.
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: But they're going natural, they're going green, they're going natural.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. They're going natural, and
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: so will you tomorrow morning. You need to come in
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: with your hair completely down. Okay, I'm gonna do it.
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: I'm not taking my weave now. Okay, don't put that.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: Y'all gonna write me up or something. Okay, ma'am. Do
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: you not want your job? Yeah? I want my job,
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: but this don't make no sense. You're talking about personal appearance.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: I can understand you'll have a dress code and enforcing
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: a dress code, that's one thing, but telling somebody to
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: change that. Have you lost your learn man? You're crazy, ma'am.
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: I'm not good. I have other people that I have
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: to call. Bottom line is, get your hat out and
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: get your butt into work tomorrow and let's not go
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: back and forth anymore. Okay, Well, listen, by rand you're
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: a low mind. If you're thinking I'm taking my weave,
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: I'm not taking out at all. Esa is coming up
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: in there with her hair and I'm sit down in
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: my desk and do jobs. Y'all gonna have to drag me.
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: I said some weeds. You lost your mind, you and
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: your powers that be or whoever they may be. You
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: tell them that I said that. Wait a minute, Wait
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: a minute, listen. Are you telling me that you're coming
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: in regardless with your hair on? Right? That's what I
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: just said? And are you then then we need Why
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: don't you go ahead and bring some boxes in because
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: you may? I'm not you bring this, man, I don't
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: want to have to pack. You get your stuff and
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: box it up, and you're losing your job because you
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: can't take it. You know what? You can do that
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: because I'm a call the news station and tell them
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: you're dragging me out of go behind some weeds? Who wrong?
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: You're wrong? You're wrong? You stupid behind? Are you gonna?
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: You need to watch your language on the lady? Why
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: I need to watch my language? I'm at home. You
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: call me on my own home phone on my time.
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: I'm at my house. I'm not on your fuck. I
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: say what I want to say on my phone. Okay?
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: Can I say what I want on my phone? And
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: then I'll let you go and you can come into
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: the work anyway you want to tomorrow. What is it, Bob?
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: What else you got to say? I want to I
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: want to tell you that your girlfriend Jennifer at your
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: job got me to plank phone call you. This is
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. I know you, hey,
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: reasons this is this is not for your time, baby
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: from the Steve Harby More than your Jennifer, your co worker,
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: got me to prank phone called my blood pressure. I'm
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: gonna kill it tomorrow and I'm gonna pull a whole
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: weave out. You want to come down there and watch
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: me drink out of the blood pressure. You can't be
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: doing that to me behind my weave. I paid too
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: much money. I definitely kids ain't nothing like a black woman.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: And ha ha oh man. Okay, baby, I got one
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: more thing to ask you, girl, what is the baddest
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: and I mean the badest radio show in the lad well?
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: After this, Frank, you have god y'all upset about this here? Nah?
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: You know you have to bring put certain issues all right,
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: We've but I will say this. Can you can't wear
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: your hat we this Friday and say about stand up
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: live the Nephews in town. I think it's out said
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: right now? Tell me you by yourself, yes, sir, I'm
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: at this new new club in a Huntreal Atabama. It's
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: called Stand Up Live by the same people who on
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: the stardom. Your boy Bruce, Yeah, Bruce, him, him and
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: some other guys and some other girl. I didn't know that. Yeah, nicely. Bruce,
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: still the man, Bruce, Bruce still the man. Yeah, Yeah,
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: I'm still the man. Yeah. A good girlfriend and Bruce,
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: it's been nice. And then he's gonna tell you. He's
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: gonna take you through the story. I know, yeah, you know,
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: I get him a start down here, you know, whenever
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: it was Okay, Bruce, you're taking offers to show you
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: a picture because that's one picture. Picture. That's all I've
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: seen that picture. That's all the one on that might
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: have been the five times, like Bruce, I M gonna
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: make you might not make the man. He gave me
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: my first headline. Yeah, he showed me picture one time. Dollars. Yeah,
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: I was on the first club he had done. Time
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: before he had this club. He had a little bar
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: when you stood on the bar and told jokes. Yeah,
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: before he opened the club. Yeah, just on the barn.
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: He had that club, and he had another one in
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: Homewood that was in a shopping plasm that burned down right,
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: that burnt that a snowstorm. That's how you get a
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: new club. Yeah. I never said nothing about it, and
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: I'm sure he didn't. The biggest in Alabama. The last
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: time I worked at Bruce's Club, I walked out of
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: bruce Club with sixty eight thousands. What excuse me? That's
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: what kind of money that day? Yeah, that's how much
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: kind of money With one of the best clubs in
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: the country. People in now all overpacked it. I made
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: ninety he kept all the food, drinks, and I made Bruce.
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: I listen to your uncle, Tommy, go up for tonight
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: at eight? What's wrong with all? Right? Coming up next
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: Today's Strawberry letter, the subject my husband is never satisfied.
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: Your listen, ain't Steve Harvey? All right, let's get it on, Tommy. Yeah,
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: I want to know what you upset about? Now? What
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: is wrong? Now? Something about the play fences? What what's played? Movie?
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: Whatever you want to call All I was saying the
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: discussion was this. All I was saying is that play fences.
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: It was the side pieces fault. That's what this whole
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: thing is all about. And no nobody to see this
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: but me and That's what's bothered me that y'all don't
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: see that. The whole movie play, whatever you want to
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: call it, was all the side pieces fault. That's what
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: it was about. Number one check this out said, didn't
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: she know? No one? Didn't you know he was married?
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: She knew that, she knew, she looking she wanted a
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: garbage man. Why because she was gotbage. Buggle up and
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: hold on tight. We got it for you here. It
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: is straw. Every letter, think enough subject. My husband is
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: never satisfied. Dear Stephen Shirley. I have been married for
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: almost three years now. My husband and I are intimate
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: at least four days every week. I like to keep
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: things hot and spicy. Nothing is ever the same in
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: the bed or wherever we choose to do it. I
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: do all that I can to please him, and I
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: make sure I am pleased as well. Our sex is
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: always amazing, but he is confessed to being unfaithful during
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: our entire marriage. He told me that he's been sleeping
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: with women in our home, on our couch, in restaurants,
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: and even in cars. Not to mention, one of the
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: women he slept with was the only friend that I
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: had well at least I thought she was. He just
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: can't get enough sex. I'm so lost and confused because
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: he says that it is not me. He says he
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: just can't help it. I can't seem to satisfy him.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: What should I do? Please help? Yeah, all that stuff
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: you were doing in the bedroom, you just really thought
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: you were putting it down and blah blah blah blah blah. No,
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: he was cheating on you left and right, with your
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: friends in your house. That's the most disrespectful part. Uh,
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: it's more than him not being satisfied. I don't want
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: you to miss the big picture. This man is a cheater,
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: he's a liar, all of these things. Um, are you
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: sure you still want to be married to this guy?
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: He can't help it. If he can't help, but get
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: him some help and see how that goes. Don't they
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: have places for people that are sexual addicts to go. Uh,
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: this man, I don't know if he's ever gonna stop
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: cheating on you. Three years, you guys have been married married.
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: It's not like the seven year year itch or anything
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: like that. You're you're practically newlyweds, and uh, you know
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: he has no respect for you, the marriage, your home
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: any of that. I think you need to assess who
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: you're married to. It doesn't sound like you really know
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: this man at all. Uh, you may be looking at
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: divorce court here steve him. At first I didn't. I
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: thought it was just, you know, about too much. The
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: title said, my husband is never satisfied. And the way
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: she started to let her, my husband are intimate at
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: least four days every week. That's a lot of sex.
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: Then she said, I like to keep that it's hot
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: and spicy. Nothing is ever the same in bad or
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: wherever we choose to do it. That's created four times
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: a week. Y'all ain't doubling back on nothing the same?
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: What the heir y'all got going on? I was the
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: first time I was gonna say, well, if it's too much,
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: then dune it down. You know, maybe you should try
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: to dune it down, dial it back a little bit,
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: double up on something, do something twice. But that ain't
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: your damn problem, you know, do a repeat them. You're
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: the same thing four days in the row. Try to
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: come across. That's boring. But you're doing all these activities
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: trampoline and stuff, y'all coming down the steps on each Okay,
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: lay your head down the steps, and then lay your
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: head down on the steps, and then he on top
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: of you. And now y'all just come down the steps
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: your head first, but he on top of you. But
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: every time you hear the step, that's another hump right down.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: Now that's too much. That's y'all coming down the step
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: and screw at the same time. This is right here,
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: so you're coming down here. Oh that's good for you. Yeah,
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: that was good for me. Now I'm not a mall.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: Y'all in here on the laundry room. And to cut
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: the washing the ship. Now the next day, y'all just
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: opened up the refrigerator door and just knock all the
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: condiments off the shop, just in the refrigerator, all on
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: top of the meat rack. Just what's going on in here?
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: The more we're in the sand, and then the more
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: we're gonna do it while I'm on the tr y'all
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: shut up. They are during this four days week, every week,
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: and nothing is ever the same. This is happening at
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: this house the downside on the clothes line and climbed
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: in the draws. They're all up in the treehouse. The
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: baby treehouse got got fluid on it. Now, I'm just
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: trying to explain it to you. Now, I do all
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: I can to please him. I make sure I'm pleased
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: as where our sex is always amazing, just out of
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: nowhere after all this, this woman says, but he has
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: confessed to being unfaithful during our entire marriage. He told
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: me he's been sleeping with women in our home, on
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: that couch, in restaurant and even in cars. What exactly? Women?
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: Excuse me, Well, didn't y'all just you were just talking
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: about this amazing sex like y'all have. It ain't ever
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: the same? Then just one day his dumbass come in
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: the house and confess this that he's been a faithful
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: DUDEO in time marriage. He told me he'd been sleeping
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: with women in our home, on that couch, restaurants, even
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: a car. Who is he? Who is this fool that
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: walks in the door and just starts confessing confessed yes
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: for what? Not that he cheated for? What with her friend?
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: Why are you in here running your damn mind? Ain't
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: you busy enough? You have things to do, You got
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: new rooms to explore, you got about eight nine women,
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: and why are you in here talking for you don't
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: have time to talk confessing. It's not what you do.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: You got to get creative. Boy, Listen to me. Have
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: you been on the shelf out there in the garage?
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: Have you been under here? You've done it under a car.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: You got your start thinking of stuff car. Have you
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: done it in the hedges, in the hedges, just in
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: some hedges. You gonna have to get rid of that couch.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: I tell you that you're listening to Steve. Okay, we're back.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: Now let's go with his letter. I've been married for
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: almost three years, holding our intimate four days a week.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: Keep things right. They've been everywhere, They've been all over
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: the place. Just do all I can to please. I
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: make sure I'm pleasing. Our sex is amazing. For someday
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: I'm reason the food. And came in the house and confessed,
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: what what unfaithful doing our entire marri three years told
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: me that he's been sleeping with women in our house,
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: on our couch, restaurants, even cause and with her best friend.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: Did she said, not one of the women he slept
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: we was the only friend that I had, Well, at
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: least I thought she was. He just can't get enough
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: set well We all feel that way. All men feel
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: like they can't get enough set. But you can't hear
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: that thing you want. You just can't. And everything you
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: can have ain't good for you. You know some foods
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: never learned that. I know a dude right now can't
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: get it through his ignorant as that jet cause you
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: can don't mean you shoot, Yeah, you ain't got you
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: just ain't gonna practice no restraint. It's just new. You
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: just out here just doing, just to be doing. You
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: don't know him Tom to just be quiet as long
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: as it ain't he can't get enough set. I'm so
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: lost in case few was because he says it's not me.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: He says he just can't help him. I can't seem
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: to satisfy him. What should I do? Please? Help get you?
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: Some people get you some people? Does he like it
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: that much? Crying it up? Get your eyes crowded? Obligated
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: to stay with this? You ain't gotta stay with him,
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: But what the hell you want? What else can I do?
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: What you want to? Try to triple ms? Try that
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: that's what anything got really. You gotta do that when
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: anything got real, Jake at your house, you gotta try
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: to and I don't want to kid, no, no, I
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: got to know I might want to the three ms
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: markets Midge's moon shirt, get them three things in that
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: bedroom and the kind of stuff it gonna start jumping off.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: I didn't say that something probably please. I'm sorry, my pologist.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: The last time the market red moon shot, apologize because
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: that's not politically okay, So I apologize for that. I
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: don't like you to that saying we didn't know what
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: you get him in there, though that happened all three
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: at the one time. Everything jump off. Difference moon Shine,
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: we're not in prison. What does the moon shoot? They're
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: still selling moon shine moonshine, it's still so. I had
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: a lady on family feud who confessed she was a
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: moonshine tester down in Georgia. She tests moon shot. Really,
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: they bring it to her and if it passed her tests,
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: everybody get her. And assistance had a slogan, I can't remember,
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: and where will you get some monkeys? I mean you
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: get what you get some monkey he's a look around,
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: you can get some monkey him. You can get some monkeys.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: But if you get them three things in your room,
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: you could juice up you love like I don't need.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: I don't like that much in mine. I don't want
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: too much. This is too much, this letter, I think,
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: But I don't know what I mean? Why are you
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: with him? How did you recover from a man telling
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: you and he didn't have women in your bed, on
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: your couch, in your car, and he slept with your friend?
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: Why are you still talking to him? So? Since he
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: can't get enough, you ain't gonna ever be able to
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: trust him. The only thing I think this is headed
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: for divorce and he just gonna be your man because
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: he got plenty. He breaks, he gonna run out, he
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: gonna run out. A man only has extra number shots
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: and then he out. That's that's a law. A man
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: has X amount of shots. And then it started dissipate,
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: be in trouble. Yeah, you only got an X amount.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: That's after that is salt does? She says she can't
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: seem to satisfying. She can't he a perf and everything
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: she thought she was. That's the thing, because she says
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: she likes to keep things hot and spicy. Nothing is
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: ever the same in the bed or wherever we choose
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: to do it. I do all that I can to
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: please all up on top of the garage with it
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: in the oven. There on the oven dough. They hadn't
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: been on the oven dough. You can believe every partner
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: your table can handle all. No it don't she They
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: broke the dough. They ain't tried to brawler dough too.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: They've been drawing a lot of stuff. You damn. They
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: can't eat on nothing, and they have where that specially
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: being you see him in that. They can't do nothing.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: They can't bring a spoon. And there she was. I saw,
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: y'all haven't been the garbage disposal. You haven't been a
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: garbage the accidentally hit it on. Yeah, you hit that button,
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: I asked, and hit that button on the garbage got
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: scared everybody because they thought the grinder was gonna get
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: one of them boughts. Yeah. Oh, he jumped up when
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: he heard that garbage. Oh yeah, as soon as you
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: hear that, you're gonna get up. You're gonna stop. All
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: that loving is over with. Asked me another place, I'll
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: tell you how they do well, Okay, like on the patio,
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: or ain't been in patio and them toe ties up
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: on patti. Yeah, the pie tows ain't they've been all
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: on the sun deck. They didn't tow all the times
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: and water see you along this. I know one place
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: they could not have done well. Fireplace. There's no way
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: they hit her foot. Been over there in there, get
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: in there. You know her foot has been in the fireplace.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: Got a little anchor, that's what them cuts on the
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: ankle phone at five grade and holding off. That's what
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: she got. The ankle cuts on there. And it hadn't
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: been in the fireplace. They ain't been up on the
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: roof too, like they were going up there to fix
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: your satellite dish. She been over started schooling that school,
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: and then I'd been damn here. He came right up
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: on them fixing that satellite in the garbage can. That's
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: one because people don't like garbage. Been that garbage can outside.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: She went out there and was lifting that bag and
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: threw it in the next thing, you know, she was
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: right in behind head first, hanging down in that din
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: in that good But it didn't done it in that too.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: Show well, I wouldn't think, so I just really like, okay,
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: well we gotta go, we'll be back. You're listening, Steve
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: har All right, let's get it on Tommy. Yeah, I
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: want to know what you upset about. Now. That's what
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: is wrong now, something about the play fences, playing movie
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: whatever you want to call. All I was saying the
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: discussion was this. All I was saying is that the
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: play fences. It was the side pieces fault. That's what
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: this whole thing is all about. And no nobody to
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: see this but me. And that's what's bothered me that
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: y'all don't see that. The whole movie, play, whatever you
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: wanna call it was all the side pieces fault. That's
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: what it was about. A right number one check us
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: out said. Didn't she know? No one? Didn't you know
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: he was married? She knew that, she knew she looked
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: she wanted of garbage man, right, Why why should because
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: she was gobbage? See was gobbage. That's that's that's why
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: he built the dog on fence in the first place,
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: to keep they seen it like me just hanging there
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: to I'm just saying. They built the fish. They built
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: the fish to keep up crazy behind out of that.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: That's what it was all about. That's why August Wilson
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: never showed her. He never showed on any movie because
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: they can't find an actress crazy enough to play up
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: crazy bad. Don't you understand what I'm saying? All right?
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: And I'm mad at the dude that played his friend.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: It's been friend that dude right there? Not friends, that's
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: your best friend. How do your partner? This is your boy? Now?
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: He mad called? You got a side piece? That that
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: that's a deal break on friendship? Right? You gotta be
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: kidding me. I can't, I can't. I can't be your
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: free No, you gotta side What is that about? Man? Code? Man?
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: You analyzing this breaking it down? Okay, okay, check this
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: out call and check this out? Always breaking down? When
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: did she had a baby? Baby? Right now? But look
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: look look not when he was just a goblage man?
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: What then? What you know when he got upgraded to
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: be a drive more money? What's that gold dick right there?
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: That's all about They're all about the side this woman.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: Then when it got pregnant, huh. Side pieces don't get practice,
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: should never get ever this side he's rule and you
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: can tell. I'll check you out and you can sell.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: I get what she didn't want the baby, She didn't
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: want to pay at all? What she do out of
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: the baby? If side pieces didn't get what she died
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: get pregnant all the time. They're wrecking homes right now,
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: they don't get pregnant. And then and then you're gonna
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: what's the matter you're in that out what you're talking about,
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: and that's your points all I'm trying to say, y'all,
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: this whole thing was about the side piece. The side
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: piece didn't even want the baby. She didn't want the
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: baby so much. She just died right after she died
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: in spite of everything. Yes, so I'm gonna put my
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: own play together about the fences experience. All right, this
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: is nephew, Tommy. Is the other side of the fence. Yes,
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: the other side of the fence, the other side of
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: the fence. That's gonna be your play. That's my place,
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: the other side of not fences. Not see the other
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: side of the other side of the fence, because you
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: need to see it from a different perspective. What goes
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: on on the other side of the Exactly what they said,
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: the grass is greener on the other side. Stick with
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: me on the movies, get you mail a perfect sense
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: to me everything, Just trying to tell you everything that
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: came out to man. The whole movie about say that
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: didn't make no sense. It made perfect sense, you know,
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: don't damn sick? Let go ahead and don't you agree
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: with Steve? That's what they do everything, everything, everything, everything
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: and something. I know y'all ain't talking y'all okay, so
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: j J, let me ask you a question. How come
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: Tommy pitch ain't on the wall down at the common clue.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: You ain't got nothing to do with that we ain't
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: talking about. Ain't like that right now? And see what
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: they're gonna do with us again? And I'm just trying
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: to kinda break us up. Don't bring up break up
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: the bro man. Don't bring up the bro man. I
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: went time and right at that the man makes perfect sense.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: You don't see the brilliance behind this that I analyzed
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: this show. And I want to interrupt and say how
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: genius that is? Thank you, thank you. I want to
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: sit there and step back. Dad Be's kicking in. Get
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: so upset with these movies? Why does why do you
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: let it take you there so much? It just bothers me.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: Certain that people don't see the hidding agenda in here?
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: What's really going on that you don't see it like
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: he sees it different. What's the word perspective, perspect You
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: know that's hard word. No, I just said otherwise thinking
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: of a word. Maybe that's where my book needs to
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: be about. Something about sad Yes, sad piece, sad piece.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: What can I do this? Yeah, he's rune. What does
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: it think like? What? No act like think like ade
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: something like that. The other side of side piece, the
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: other side, the other side of side piecing another side. Yeah.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: Now see Schuman and Shister there. I like that Simon
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: and Simon. Now Simon and got a funkle or something
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: or something like that. Ain't gotten that book. Chuester salmon
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: and like salmon says what something salmon? Salmon? Some simple salmon.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: Make a simple salmon said simple j you're gonna mess
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: around being the playwrighting bars it with Timmy. If you
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: keep on backing them up, we could do the play
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: Simon Simon, Simon, Simon, Simon Simon's side piece. Call it,
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  Speaker 1: don't call it fences, call it the gate. Now like
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: new you would you can't and you can't have a
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: fish without a game. How are you gonna get out?
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: You don't fish yourself? I like that too. Finish yourself
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: here you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: it's time for Junior's poem. You missed this while you
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: were out, Steve. Somehow Junior turned into a poet as
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: what you just did. No, you don't know that. You
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: ain't even heard. It's to know that introduced Junior. Ladies
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: and gentlemen, the rising comedic star on the show. So
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: I guess what, Ladies and gentlemen, one who has real talent,
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: one who is a real person. Yeah, one who ain't
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: got to come out. He's already here. Ladies and gentlemen, Junior. Yes,
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: thank you. Steve Differently, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're all that.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: Go with posts. I've been staying in them. You gotta
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: talking to have different boys and should spur fingers. No,
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: don't do all that. He doesn't shut up. Okay, just
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: go ahead. So, um, I was on vacation last week
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: and I was like, I wrote a poem while I
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: was on vacation. Why is it balled up? Because the
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: points did we put our papers out from pockets? You
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: got it bawled up? Like no, no, my thoughts on him,
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: I'd wait till you hear this. Steve entitled this poem
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: here is called Wait, what I Did on my vacation.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: That's the name of the poem. The name of the
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: poem is called what I Did on my vacation. That's
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: the name of the poem. Shut up, Jake, you heard
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: he's really here's Jorn right down, like just like, how
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: about that? That's good? We need to do all of it,
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: all right, get on with it. Let's hear it. I
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: went down to my mama's house. She washed my clothes
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: and cooked for me because I don't have no spouse.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: Some folks want to parry, you know, great old parry.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: But I was at my mama's house, sitting up under
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: a tree all my mama's favorite. Yes, I do think so,
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: because I'm the only one on radio and TV making
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: this kind of dog. So if you got a vacation
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: coming up and you want to say some cash, just
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: go hang out at your mama's house. You have memories
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: that will last. Oh my god, that was just you
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: bawled up. You know what. Until I heard that, I
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: thought fences was the deepest thing I heard. You think
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: that was good? I'm sorry, I'm dumping way. I won't
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: know what you think. See because you missed the first
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: talking about it was a last slide for me so much.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: You can relate to this poem whether you saw fences
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: or not. I was lost. I didn't remember no side piece.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: I didn't know it was a garbage man. I thought
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: it worked that trained movie you watching. I just came
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: seeing Denzel down the train sta some people was on it.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: I kept going, why is he your garbage man? Why
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: is he your driver? He ain't driving nothing. He was
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: talking to the people on the train. I'm talking about
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: Feller me runaway. Okay, So back to Junior's poem. What
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: do you think? I thought it was great? Did you
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: think it was deep though? Well, I don't know about
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: deeping good though. Give me for atlantic first. First you
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: got to read your name first. Read what I did
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: on my my vacation, On my mama vacation. I went
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: down to my mama's house right there. Come on, boy,
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: keep going. She washed my clothes up, cooked for me.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: Because I don't have no spouse. Some folks went to Parry,
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: you know, great old Parry. But I was at my
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: mama's house, sitting up under a tree. Can I just
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: say something, energect That was not the tone you used
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: the first time. You changed it right, not changing it.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: Change the damn you keep reading my Mama's favorite. Yes,
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: I do think so, because I'm the only one on
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: radio and TV making this kind of though this is
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: a new mix. He is remixing his own thing. It's good.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: So if you got a vacation coming up and you
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: want to say some cash, just hang out at your
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  Speaker 1: you're going to a new label when you get new
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  Speaker 1: M right, we'll be back right after this. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Show. All right. In the past, guys,
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  Speaker 1: research show that marriage was linked to a longer lifespan.
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  Speaker 1: That meant like fewer heart attacks and strokes and a
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  Speaker 1: lower risk of depression. Day changed. But now that was
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  Speaker 1: in the past. That was in the past. But now
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  Speaker 1: this new research actually is showing that there's a link
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  Speaker 1: between being married and good health, but it doesn't really
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  Speaker 1: exist anymore. Okay, they're saying that that link doesn't really
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  Speaker 1: exist anymore, is what they showed in the past doesn't
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  Speaker 1: happen now. Study author Dmitri Tuman says work family conflict
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  Speaker 1: has increased in the closing decades of the twin the century,
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  Speaker 1: and spouses actual time spent together has decreased. Uh so
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  Speaker 1: all the demands of being married, as well as actually
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: spending less time together takes his toll on a couple,
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  Speaker 1: and Steve, I gotta ask you, you know, I always
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  Speaker 1: have to start with you. Are you happy with the
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  Speaker 1: amount of time you get to spend with Marjorie with
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  Speaker 1: your partner? Do you feel like being married is stressful?
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  Speaker 1: The real question? Going on forty days in a row,
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  Speaker 1: on the on the same trill, the same rule, every
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  Speaker 1: single meal, breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and we did movie
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  Speaker 1: night every single night. I never once got tired of Wow. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I asked that we did not get We did not
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  Speaker 1: have a fight. I'm not saying we've never had arguments
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  Speaker 1: or dispute that it's not true, But on this vacation
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  Speaker 1: we did not have one disturbance. Yeah, you know, let
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 1: me change something I just said. I said, I asked
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  Speaker 1: you that for a reason, because you guys look so happy. Now,
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 1: what I meant by that is after vacation. When we
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 1: went to dinner, you're making eyes at each other, you know,
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 1: I mean, I know you guys always did that, but
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  Speaker 1: it seems like more now since you've been a vacation.
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  Speaker 1: We slept together to go to work. Oh yeah, turned
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  Speaker 1: it up, turned up at all. It just seemed like
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  Speaker 1: I was. I was out of it. Where did you
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  Speaker 1: have the three m with you? I didn't need them.
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  Speaker 1: I was in there just my own self, me, myself
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  Speaker 1: and moden me. Yea, well that's good. Yeah, because you
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  Speaker 1: are a little, you know, lighter, a little more pepping
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  Speaker 1: your step. Yeah, I gave you about eight pounds, don
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  Speaker 1: STI but no, I mean lighter in your scause. I
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  Speaker 1: feel much heavier now. You know you're lighter. That's good
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  Speaker 1: that Yeah, you're happy. I here, Well, I gained at
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  Speaker 1: least eight I ate whatever ball, I had ice cream
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  Speaker 1: every day. Yeah, I had ice cream every day. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but takeaway. I just had at least least six times
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  Speaker 1: a week, at least six times. Fried fish. Yeah. I
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  Speaker 1: created my own sandwich, fish sandwich. What was it that
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  Speaker 1: made that? You know? Whatever? They catch the fresh catch, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and just tempured fried and then tar the sauce, cheese,
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  Speaker 1: sliced tomato. Come on now, butter bond you damn Neil.
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  Speaker 1: What you had basically what you had would take a
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  Speaker 1: diabetic out. That's the exactly that you had. You you you,
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  Speaker 1: we we would be at your weight, no way. Oh
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 1: my god. What about that guy every day? Well, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I want to I want to say as I definitely,
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  Speaker 1: because Tommy's married, I want to ask him. We'll get
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  Speaker 1: to you too, Jain. Okay, Well, in the past they
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 1: say that married people, you know, we're happier and things
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 1: like that, but now researchers are refuting that, saying that
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 1: it's more stress and less time with very stressful. I
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 1: think you need to have spend some time and then
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  Speaker 1: three days after that break from one another. Every fourth day.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 1: Let's see, let's see each other every fourth day. Other
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 1: than that, get out from under me number you make me.
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 1: We'll get back and ask you. Jay. Right after this,
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 1: so before the break, we were talking about the study
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 1: that these researchers they were saying in the past, damn
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 1: time something. Hey, hey dog, we were not in the wilderness.
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  Speaker 1: They're talking about you and Marjorie. We weren't on the wilding.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 1: We weren't on all and it was raining like Noah,
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: like Noah, and the animals too much? So how much Jay?
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  Speaker 1: How to three days? I don't know how kind of
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  Speaker 1: loving him? I mean, that's where the phrase comes from. Me.
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  Speaker 1: You make me sick, man. People say that a lot. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: make me. Oh my god, you made me so sick.
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  Speaker 1: You're you're you're sick of looking at you? I mean that, Steve.
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  Speaker 1: There's always exceptions to the rule. Exception exception. You've been
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 1: me and you man. You was a when it was dayeah,
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  Speaker 1: me and he was in the same boat. I was
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  Speaker 1: in the hell. You can't know. Yeah, that's moment. Man.
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  Speaker 1: You know, why are you trying to be a Christian?
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 1: I've been to hell and the other words sound worse
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  Speaker 1: than that. Why would I want to do that? Friends?
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  Speaker 1: I had to use a couple of times when I
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  Speaker 1: was marrid. Was I gotta get a ticket to go home? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: I hated that. Well, you know, I go do work
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 1: at work and then I had to go back home. Man, Damn,
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  Speaker 1: you see in the breakfast room, they see them eating,
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  Speaker 1: and you're going to fix your plate. Just take your
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  Speaker 1: ears onto the bedroom. Yea, you do want to eat
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  Speaker 1: by your Yeah, man, do you guys enjoy being in
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 1: a relationship at all? Sound because that's it doesn't sound
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  Speaker 1: like that. Yes, I'm just saying not for a long
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  Speaker 1: period of time, not like what made Do you understand
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  Speaker 1: it's till death? Do you part? Death? Give me dad?
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  Speaker 1: That's what say? That's not that's not the vill say
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  Speaker 1: that Jay's married until it feels like death and he
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  Speaker 1: damn it, let's du part. He said he'd rather have death.
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 1: I think he just said that kill me. Now all right,
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 1: young young junior, what do you contribute to this conversation?
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 1: Now me? You know you personally? Anybody to get any
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 1: emotion too, I need somebody. I mean sure he got
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 1: a cousin of relative anybody. Yeah? Are you ready to
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 1: get fixed up? Now? You know what's getting girls, you're ready,
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 1: don't don't break our running over here. You don't want
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 1: here's a rule. You don't want nobody that knows, people
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 1: you work with, you don't want these people. These are
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 1: not good people. It's a reason why the people that
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 1: they know ain't got nobody. These ladies on this show,
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 1: but women that they know it's a reason, and they're
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 1: trying to put him on you. You don't want that.
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 1: Then you have to look at people you work with, Funny,
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 1: why the hell did you do that to me? You're
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 1: listening to the Steven Show. Here we come back, Steve
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 1: with our last break of the day. This is time
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 1: for just one more thing. Um. I have a story
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 1: about this lady who's eighty eight. Her name is Marie hollow. Uh.
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 1: She isn't letting her age stop her from doing what
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 1: she's always wanted to do. Now, remember she's eighty eight.
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 1: She wants to skydive. She wants to sky dive at
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 1: at eighty eight, she says, sky diving has always been
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 1: on her bucket list, and now she can finally cross
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  Speaker 1: it off. She said, she did it, and she's so
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 1: happy she did it, and she's so happy. Yeah, d yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I think George h yeah. Uh. Not only did she
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  Speaker 1: try skydiving, she's been systematically going through the list of
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 1: daring accomplishments she wants to experience before she dies. When
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 1: she was eighty four, she did the edgewalk at the
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 1: CNN Tower. Really, I don't I don't know where that is, Okay, yeah,
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 1: thrill seekers walk around the outside of a very tall
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  Speaker 1: rooftop in Toronto not to see and yeah yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: yeah yeah she said. She said, if you're afraid, don't
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  Speaker 1: do it. You only live half a life. So you know,
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 1: if you're afraid, you only live half a life. So
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 1: what's next for this fearless great grandmother? You a ask
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 1: racing a car on a closed track. She's definitely not
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 1: slowing down yet at eight. I'm not jumping out no
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 1: damn plane. I definitely would do that, jump out of plane.
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 1: I would love to. Yes, I love you. So what
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  Speaker 1: else is on your bucket list? Feed? Well? I mean, Jay,
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 1: you jump out of plane? What you know what? People
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 1: don't do that? Ja, I would love to jump out
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  Speaker 1: of Let me push you. Well, you can set it up.
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 1: You jump out the plane though, Ain't you got diabetese skydives?
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 1: I'm just asking Jay. I ain't talking to all diabetics
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 1: out there. Don't email me a damn thing. I'm talking
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 1: to the one diabetic that I don't. I'm just asking him.
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 1: If you jump out the plane, don't that shoot your
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 1: insolent levels over? Ain't you gonna need some orange juice?
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 1: Like half away? I'm gonna try what I know. I'm
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 1: gonna need double double double double and double double double
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 1: deep end. Why do it, Jack, because I want to
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 1: do it. My daughter Brandy jumped out of the plane. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 1: she did it with the US. Yeah. How how was
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 1: it for her? Does she like it? I don't give
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 1: it when people used to bungee jump and all that stuff.
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, you know what I mean. People and
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 1: got killed bungee jump. Yeah what about that? Don't do
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 1: nothing that tragic? But we've done that. Jay, you gotta
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 1: go see the movie Girl. We did it. It was fun.
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 1: I enjoyed it. That's fun. I do it. I don't
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 1: know if I'll do it again. Ever, I don't think
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 1: I would do it again. Yeah. I was scared about
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 1: riding on rides that say six legs, these are the
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 1: rides that you won't get on it and stuff like that. Yeah.
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 1: I don't like stuff that spins continue. Yeah. I don't
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  Speaker 1: like spinning rides. You know. I rode a roller coaster
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 1: one time. I ain't like it. Do you like sore?
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 1: At Disney World? You're going on damn well, but it
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 1: looks like it's just a picture. You're going somewhere. I
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 1: don't want nothing to go up high and I could
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 1: come down fast. I just don't, man, I don't see
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 1: you know what I Yeah, you don't fly it's safe. Yeah,
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 1: you know. You you hear about more you you hear
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 1: about moo rides in carnible rides breaking, then you do planes.
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 1: But like, here's my problem. I do not understand fun
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 1: and fear in the same sentence. I just don't get
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  Speaker 1: that to bed. You know what my fear is Like
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 1: I see on the news where a roller coaster, a
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 1: roller coaster stops and it's stuck in the air, up
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 1: in the air, and people just sit. Tell me, how
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 1: about this. You're driving your car with your family in it,
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 1: and then they started lightning, and then you got to
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 1: pull your car over and hide under the dashboard that
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 1: in front of your kids. Leave my kids out of this, man, Okay, okay, okay,
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 1: let me take your kids out of it. How you
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 1: like driving down the street. Then they started lightning. Then
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 1: you had up under the dashboard in front of some
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 1: other people. Sometimes people sometimes people just don't see you
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 1: do something. Yes, tell me talk tough to the thunderstorm,
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 1: show up. I don't jay, I don't care what you're doing.
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 1: As soon as he hears thunder, he done. He's done,
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 1: He's done, Steve. It was the story you were out
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 1: about this man. Remember this one Tommy and father of
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 1: a bride. There was an outside wedding and a storm
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 1: was coming. Father of the bride was doing a speech
• 1:39:10
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