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Very Foolish and Happy Monday 04.03.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all all
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  Speaker 1: looking back to back dog giving them back just like
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  Speaker 1: amazing buck things. And it's tough to be true. Good
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  Speaker 1: to the hardy listening to move to other for stolen Moby,
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  Speaker 1: Why don't you joy? Yeah? Yeah, by medio joint be
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  Speaker 1: doing me honey, sat turn Yeah you're going to do
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  Speaker 1: you are you gotta turn't to turn turn you love
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  Speaker 1: you got to turn out to turn the water the
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  Speaker 1: watery comy. Come on your thing now, Uh huh, I
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  Speaker 1: sure will A good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice,
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  Speaker 1: Come on dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey,
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  Speaker 1: I got a radio show. You know. I want to
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  Speaker 1: thank everybody who stops me from time to time, who
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  Speaker 1: encourages me concerning the first twelve minutes of the show.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you very much. It means a lot to me.
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  Speaker 1: It's a part of an obligation. I've asked God to
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  Speaker 1: all at the end of my life, to have been relevant,
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  Speaker 1: to be a person that was all inspiring to other people,
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  Speaker 1: are motivational to other people. I've asked God to help
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  Speaker 1: me share what he has shown me and help me
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  Speaker 1: to remind people of His goodness and of the fact
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  Speaker 1: that you have a lot of things to be grateful for,
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  Speaker 1: and to just simply share some of the methods and
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  Speaker 1: some of the antidotes and analogies that I've learned over
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  Speaker 1: the years concerning my journey. Uh, you know, which has
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  Speaker 1: gotten me to this point. Now, I'm not through yet
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  Speaker 1: by a long shot. God has a lot of work
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  Speaker 1: to do with me, and I'm an imperfect person. But
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  Speaker 1: one of my things in the morning is to also
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  Speaker 1: point out to all of you that you can be
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  Speaker 1: an imperfect person and still gain God's favor and his love. Now,
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  Speaker 1: should you strive for perfection? I've heard people say that
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how to do that. I just know
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  Speaker 1: that I can say that if you do the best
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  Speaker 1: that you can, the very very best that you can,
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  Speaker 1: and even in that, you're gonna come up short. So
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  Speaker 1: I don't really know how. That's not My job is
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  Speaker 1: to tell you to strive for perfection. Doing the best
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  Speaker 1: that you can is all you can do. I think
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  Speaker 1: it's all I can do, is the very best that
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  Speaker 1: I can do. The perfection thing. I know I'm not
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  Speaker 1: gonna get there, but I can I could do the
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  Speaker 1: very best that I can, because we're human beings with
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  Speaker 1: subject to too many, too many things, uh create situation
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  Speaker 1: for its problems, lust, uh, desires, temptations. It's just it's
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  Speaker 1: just it's just far too uh prevalent in there. So
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  Speaker 1: you know, I want to thank all of you who
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  Speaker 1: encourage me, who send me emails or who see me
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  Speaker 1: out on the street, and and and and say important
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  Speaker 1: things to me like that, because it does matter to me,
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  Speaker 1: it does have an impact on me, and I thank
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  Speaker 1: you very much because without those encouraging words from time
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  Speaker 1: to time, sometimes you don't know which way you're going,
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  Speaker 1: if you're being effective or not. And it is and
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  Speaker 1: I want to keep encouraging people to do the right thing.
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  Speaker 1: I want to encourage people to continue to move in
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  Speaker 1: the right direction. And a lot of times when you're
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  Speaker 1: moving in the right direction and you're doing the right thing,
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  Speaker 1: everybody's not gonna understand it. Everybody everybody not gonna see
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  Speaker 1: it your way. But you have to do the right
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  Speaker 1: thing as leads you to do it. And sometimes it's
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  Speaker 1: troubling when people don't get it and it angers you,
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  Speaker 1: but you gotta keep doing what you think is right.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I was watching the results of the protest
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  Speaker 1: this weekend of how many peaceful protesters there was. Now
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  Speaker 1: a couple of people got out of hand here and there,
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  Speaker 1: but that didn't mean to protest should not have existed.
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  Speaker 1: You know, ukn't stop a few people, you know, from
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  Speaker 1: doing it the wrong way, but for the most part,
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  Speaker 1: people had the right intention in their heart and in
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  Speaker 1: their in their minds. You know. It's like when you vote,
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  Speaker 1: everybody is not going to vote the way you vote.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody is not gonna feel how you feel about your vote,
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  Speaker 1: but you gotta do what you do was right for
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  Speaker 1: for your conscious and for your thinking, and for the
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  Speaker 1: people that you know and love, and for the side
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  Speaker 1: that you're cheering for. It's just amazing, though, how when
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  Speaker 1: you're trying to do the right thing, how to opposition
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  Speaker 1: can never for a second even see your side of it.
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  Speaker 1: That's just amazing to me. And uh, I stay boths
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  Speaker 1: both sides say the same thing about one another. But
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  Speaker 1: I think that as long as you're doing what you
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  Speaker 1: think is the right thing, uh, then then that's what
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  Speaker 1: you should do. And don't be slowed by it, folks,
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  Speaker 1: because it's going to happen. I've often said it before
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  Speaker 1: any time you make a decision to do right or
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  Speaker 1: do better, you're going to get our position. It's just
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  Speaker 1: no way around it, man. And the opposition comes so
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  Speaker 1: fierce and so strong, and sometimes you wonder why do
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  Speaker 1: they get the energy of why can't they see it?
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  Speaker 1: But just just keep on, just keep on. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I've I've seen it work over the years.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care how strong the opposition is. Right, right,
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  Speaker 1: right works out a lot of times. Even when right
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  Speaker 1: don't work out, you gotta keep pushing. Oh that's the
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  Speaker 1: hard part, ain't it. Even when right don't work out,
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  Speaker 1: when you think it should go this way and you
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  Speaker 1: can't see how I could go no other way, when
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  Speaker 1: it goes the other way, you gotta keep doing the
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  Speaker 1: right thing. See, you can never do the wrong thing
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  Speaker 1: because the what you felt didn't happen, you know, and
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  Speaker 1: and and and I try to employ people to remember that, man,
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  Speaker 1: that we've got to always stay on the right side
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  Speaker 1: of it, you know, I mean, you know, I know
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  Speaker 1: it's hard. You know, take the high roads. You hear
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  Speaker 1: that all the time, you know, well, Steve, why we
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  Speaker 1: always got to take the high road? Well, because we
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  Speaker 1: have to. I don't know. I don't know. I don't,
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  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't want to all the time myself.
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  Speaker 1: But taking a low road ain't gonna gain you nothing
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  Speaker 1: except more opposition, a lack of understanding. So it's a
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  Speaker 1: high rally, you know, it's the high road. It is,
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  Speaker 1: you know, in all things. I know, I'm talking sort
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  Speaker 1: of scattered because I'm saying some things without saying some
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  Speaker 1: things direct. I try to get people to understand, but
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  Speaker 1: you know, I get so much opposition when I'm talking. Sometimes,
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  Speaker 1: you know, you get tired of it. You get tired
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  Speaker 1: of social media. Sometimes you get tired of what people
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  Speaker 1: say that don't even understand what you're trying to say
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  Speaker 1: or what you're trying to do. And it's and it's, uh,
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  Speaker 1: sometimes it can be disheartening. But even in that, I
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  Speaker 1: gotta keep pushing. I gotta keep saying what I think
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  Speaker 1: is the right thing. I gotta keep saying what I
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  Speaker 1: think is is best for the masses. You now, I
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  Speaker 1: can't stop you know, loving people or wanting the best
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  Speaker 1: for the underprivileged. You know, even though I'm not underprivileged anymore,
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  Speaker 1: you understand, but my heart is with that underprivileged because
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  Speaker 1: I've been underprivileged far longer than I have been on
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  Speaker 1: this side of it, and so my heart goes out
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  Speaker 1: to the underprivileged. And that's why I spent a lot
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  Speaker 1: of the first twelve minutes to help. The underprivileged are
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  Speaker 1: the people who are struggling with anything, finances, career, job, family,
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  Speaker 1: love this country, the rules, the laws. I try to
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  Speaker 1: be encouraging to say that if you keep your head
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  Speaker 1: down and you keep grinding, and then you work hard,
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  Speaker 1: and you and you use on your own wavering faith
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  Speaker 1: that God can see you throughing, some wonderful things can
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  Speaker 1: happen in your life. That is an absolute must. So
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  Speaker 1: you know I I will keep on doing the things
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  Speaker 1: that I'm doing, and I want you to continue to
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  Speaker 1: do the things that you're doing too, because you're getting
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  Speaker 1: on the right track. I love it when me and
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  Speaker 1: stopped me and say, hey, Steve, Man, I appreciate you
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  Speaker 1: in the morners. Man. You don't know, man, but you're
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  Speaker 1: helping me become a better person. Well, I want to
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  Speaker 1: say this, I'm trying to become a better person too,
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  Speaker 1: and and and and eight of the stuff I say
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  Speaker 1: in the mornings is directly affecting me. Also, well, A
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  Speaker 1: really tell you the truth. But I'm usually talking about
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  Speaker 1: something I'm feeling over going through that particular day, so
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  Speaker 1: for to me and out there to say, and it's
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  Speaker 1: making them a better person. I want you to understand something.
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  Speaker 1: It's making me a better person too. You know, it's
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  Speaker 1: making me stronger. You know, it's making me burn with
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  Speaker 1: the to do right, to do more right, to get it,
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  Speaker 1: to get it better and better and better. You know.
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  Speaker 1: And as I you know, look across the landscape of
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  Speaker 1: what's going on in this country, you know, I just
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  Speaker 1: gotta do what I can do. You know, now, I
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  Speaker 1: know some people are tugging at me, telling what you
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  Speaker 1: need to be doing more, but you know, once again
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  Speaker 1: there's usually somebody who ain't doing nothing they selves. So
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  Speaker 1: you know, say what you want to say, but I
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  Speaker 1: just gotta keep going. And I want you to learn
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  Speaker 1: how to feel your day up with positivity. You know,
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  Speaker 1: wake up in the morning, start your day positive. Wake
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  Speaker 1: up in the morning and and get it right, you know,
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  Speaker 1: wake up in the morning and and and and and
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  Speaker 1: and get your projections together, you know, wake up in
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  Speaker 1: the morning and get some you know, get your attitude
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  Speaker 1: right in the morning and and get on a positive track.
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  Speaker 1: And when you have an idea that comes your way,
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  Speaker 1: think of how it can work. Don't think of how
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  Speaker 1: it won't work. See, once you start thinking of how
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  Speaker 1: it won't work, you allow of negatives to come in.
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  Speaker 1: But God don't work. I don't need you telling him
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  Speaker 1: how something won't work. God needs you to believe that
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  Speaker 1: it will work. God needs you to believe that something
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  Speaker 1: can happen. See that's what God needs. God don't need you.
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  Speaker 1: See that's why people blow it, man. So many ideas
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  Speaker 1: go go to waste, man, because people just don't have
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  Speaker 1: the right attitude. When you have an attitude an idea,
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  Speaker 1: think of how it can work. I know a dude
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  Speaker 1: man that the first thing he do is tell at
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  Speaker 1: tell an idea down, just tad down. Man. Then we
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  Speaker 1: gotta work doubly hard to build it back up. Are
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  Speaker 1: you kidding me? What all you had to do is
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  Speaker 1: try to find the way that will work. Don't spend
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  Speaker 1: your wheels worrying about how it won't work. Look at
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  Speaker 1: how you can make it work. Look, the problems is
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  Speaker 1: gonna come no matter what you do. Oh, well, this
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  Speaker 1: is gonna happen, and that can work. But if you
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  Speaker 1: focus it on how to make it work, you can
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  Speaker 1: overcome the things when they come up that's gonna make
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  Speaker 1: you think it won't work. Do you feel what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 1: Hopeful will explaining? I wish I got on that up.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening, you know what? Do you know what? Whatever?
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  Speaker 1: Looks moaning time? Yeah? It is eighteen minutes after the hour?
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  Speaker 1: Who you felt that from the gut I'm talking about? Mary?
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  Speaker 1: Explain that I crawled in here this moment. Let's started
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  Speaker 1: from the bottom. But yeah, right, Uh, it's so well.
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  Speaker 1: How was your weekend? Mr? Success? Like a successful some people?
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  Speaker 1: Mm hmm. I said I was gonna thank some people
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  Speaker 1: this morning. I go, I was gonna bring up a
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  Speaker 1: couple of topics this morning. I forgot. So let me
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  Speaker 1: just say this, congratulations to uh they didn't win it
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  Speaker 1: at all. But Mississippi State women college basketball be you
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  Speaker 1: cond the other night? Yes they do. And I was
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  Speaker 1: on my feet, Holly, Yes, little girls out to silver.
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  Speaker 1: At that little girl many was balling. Mississippi State with
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  Speaker 1: balling and took down Yukon. I've never seen you can
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  Speaker 1: lose again? Right? That they won? Yeah? That that's that's
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  Speaker 1: unheard of. Yeah in basketball, that that unheard of. And
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  Speaker 1: so then they had great season Mississippi State one and
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  Speaker 1: then they lost. Tour was in South Carolina, South Carolina.
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  Speaker 1: Congratulations in South Carolina women's team, the first national championship
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  Speaker 1: ever to go to South Carolina. Then South Carolina men's
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  Speaker 1: team was man, they came on me back against Gonzaga
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  Speaker 1: only to come up short. That hurt me surely. Just
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  Speaker 1: hanging there. It's almost open. So tonight it's Gonzaga against
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  Speaker 1: North Carolina. Yes, championship game tonight. Gonzaga has never been
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  Speaker 1: to the finals, never been to the Final four. So
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  Speaker 1: they big up there, North Carolina. That's what you're written for. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm pulling for the Tar Heels. Man. They're gonna be
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  Speaker 1: hard pressed though, But see, Gonzaga's big gotta play in
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  Speaker 1: North Carolina. Biggs and Gonzaga got a big one too. Yo.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, he's here. Yeah, boy in the paint,
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  Speaker 1: what's his name? Are called him big Boy, big Boy.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if you'll see him on Sunday Stern.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, oh, you know not, Yeah, yeah, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know if you'll see in the league. I can't see
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  Speaker 1: him as a start and you'll drop some weight, pretty
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  Speaker 1: big drop some weight. Shack ain't drop no shack different.
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  Speaker 1: That's a whole different thing. Yeah, hanging it. Some people
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  Speaker 1: that this is some people talk amongst yourselves. I'm good,
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  Speaker 1: Yeah we are. Then. I want to just say thank
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  Speaker 1: you to everybody that came to the ACT Like a
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  Speaker 1: Success Tour this weekend. A success conference that I was Friday,
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  Speaker 1: Sunday and Sunny Sunday. Huge success, huge success. We're going
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  Speaker 1: to expand it next year. Yeah, we gotta get a
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  Speaker 1: bigger venue. Wow. So it was a real big success.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, and we sold out so early. We just
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  Speaker 1: ain't hand him a rounds on no more tables. Act
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  Speaker 1: Like a Success Conference is outstanding. You you can see
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  Speaker 1: your clips from it. You just go to Act like
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  Speaker 1: a success dot com. Uh. We had fifty three graduates
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  Speaker 1: from the program this year. I had the graduation ceremony
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  Speaker 1: on Saturday. We had the new and Rolie breakfast yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: I think it was like sixty that enrolled for the
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  Speaker 1: courses upcoming year at just a lot of success stories.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks to everybody that came out down in Atlanta to
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  Speaker 1: the Act Likecker Success to congratulations to the graduates. I
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  Speaker 1: think you could see this on act likecker success dot com. Ah,
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  Speaker 1: we stream or we live streamed it. H Uh, you
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  Speaker 1: know for people who you know couldn't make it, and
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  Speaker 1: UH that was a huge, huge success. Now tell us
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  Speaker 1: about it. What is it exactly, Steve? It's UH, it's
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  Speaker 1: a conference that I throw once a year where I
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  Speaker 1: invite people to join the Success Institute that I've created.
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  Speaker 1: Throughout the year. What we offer different courses on entrepreneurship, AH,
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  Speaker 1: personal goal setting, UH, corporate training. And I hire all
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  Speaker 1: these professors and UH people who are coaches and UH
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  Speaker 1: people who are in that particular field that you want
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  Speaker 1: to go into. I hired these coaches who offer the
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  Speaker 1: courses online, and then I'm there to teach mindset. I
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  Speaker 1: don't just I don't teach you about money on financial
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  Speaker 1: literacy or or corporate because I don't know what do
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  Speaker 1: what do I know about that? I know about winning?
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  Speaker 1: How to win? So I have the mindset portion of
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  Speaker 1: the course and other instructors and professors of other and
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  Speaker 1: of other areas of the course. And it's very very helpful,
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  Speaker 1: very very hands on, and so people can come to
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  Speaker 1: the conference and you could just do the three day
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  Speaker 1: conference here in Atlanta, or you can want to do
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  Speaker 1: more in sign up for one of the courses and
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  Speaker 1: it takes you through personal training. Like we had our
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  Speaker 1: first lady that came through and has graduated two years
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  Speaker 1: in a row. She came through, she did her business course,
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  Speaker 1: but then she wanted to take the personal training course.
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  Speaker 1: And so people come through there, man, and it's a
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  Speaker 1: great opportunity to learn the principles of success taught by
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  Speaker 1: very very successful people. And so that stuff act like
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  Speaker 1: a success dot com and you can find out more
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  Speaker 1: and you can join us next year and you can
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  Speaker 1: participate in some of the programs. I have a jump
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  Speaker 1: program on that it's absolutely free that I gave away.
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  Speaker 1: So a lot of stuff is really really good thing. Man,
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  Speaker 1: very very happy with congratulations Steve. Another w for you, darling.
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  Speaker 1: time for something funny. And guess what it's right or
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  Speaker 1: wrong today? Right or wrong with the nephew week, Junior
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  Speaker 1: ste This is what I'm gonna do, Tommy. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: be on your side nothing, no matter what about time.
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  Speaker 1: You don't even know, James. I think you're gonna take
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  Speaker 1: that back. Yeah, take it back. You're gonna take it back.
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  Speaker 1: You don't even know what I'm gonna say, Sir. I do, though,
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  Speaker 1: but I know it's gonna be stupid if you know
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  Speaker 1: that it has something to do with the road one boy,
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  Speaker 1: Yeah boy, cry it right or wrong with the nephew
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  Speaker 1: And Junior you sure did, you sure did? Okay, but
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  Speaker 1: I don't want you to hear me. Just listen to me.
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  Speaker 1: You don't never listen to him, Just listen to all.
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  Speaker 1: We had this little argument over the weekend. If a person,
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  Speaker 1: can you a person? So whatnot? I said? Can you
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  Speaker 1: speak up a little bit? Okay? The returning? All right?
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  Speaker 1: If a person has split personalities and threatens to kill
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  Speaker 1: him or herself, is that not a hosty situation? You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna be on his side, You're gonna really be on
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  Speaker 1: his sad one more time. Let'sten, just let's think about it.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: If a person has split personality and threatens to kill
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: him or herself, is that not a hosty situation to
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: tell you that it is too soon? Steve? That was
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  Speaker 1: my wide open I'm ready, though, I want I want
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  Speaker 1: to hear it, because yeah, man say something. Yeah, huh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: thank you, thank you, thank you Jr. No, it's not Tommy. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So so if Eugene's ridden to kill him, said, what
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: did it mean? Oh, old Meal and Tommy, it's hostages.
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  Speaker 1: You don't see this. You don't see that. No, don't no,
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  Speaker 1: I don't see it. If Eugene decided to do something
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: like that, you Tommy and in open Meal or not,
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: in fear for their life, they hostages at this point. Okay,
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: wait a minute, guys, maybe we're being too judgmental here. Okay,
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: we never give Tommy a real chance. Okay, let's look
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: at really what he's saying. Steve, Yeah, I know already
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: told you. Yeah, you just wanted over. Are we getting
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: ready to run the prank back? Well, wasn't it? What's
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: on that jet scene? Are you just agreeing with him
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: to get it over? Do you really see his points?
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: You know you really? Are you really with men? Yo? Okay?
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: Can I ask you one? You? Can I ask him
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: one more thing? Jilan, go ahead, hell me real quick.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: You don't have to make an appointment to see a psychic,
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: do you? Because they already know you. Come go ahead? Boy?
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: Am I right? A wrong? Huh? Why would you make
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: an appointment to see a psychic? You just go down
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: there to the office because they know you. Comes. Yeah,
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: you agree with that to Steve. Wow, you've turned over
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: a newly. I't beat him case you thought the ignorance
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: was over instantly being dumb y'all just saying went down
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: to see a psychic. That's all that is. Church complaints
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: coming up next. We'll be back after you're listening Stry
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, you know what time it is?
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: Time for church complaints? That's coming up in just a few.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: Don't forget. At the top of the hour, Miss Sam
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: will be in with our national news. But it was
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: Sunday yesterday, so we got to hear it. M hmm.
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  Speaker 1: Deacon Pastor, coming any front. We it's Monday, Monday. It
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: is a day of reflection, a day that has been
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  Speaker 1: set aside on the here show, A day of complaining. Yes,
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: from one of the most ungrateful congregations ever gathered on
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: the shows of Christianity. Man. Yeah, and the leader of
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  Speaker 1: the complaints, or shall I say the complaint u now
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  Speaker 1: is none other than my supposedly right hand man. I
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: am my most trusty deacon. Yeah, the ever mafodical del jail. Yeah,
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm I am you gonna right hand Pastor. I'm
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: just the message other people who have the complaint. Well,
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: are you ready for me to proceed? Are you still analyzing? Who?
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: I ain't? Oh? Nothing, cary giving more about analytical sits.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: Do what it is you do? All right? Uh? We
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: have a situation. Deacon Uranius Johnson had his surgery this
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: week and got his vocal box changed from base to soprano.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: He now speaks and sings soprano. From this point I
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: don't our pastor as you know. This is because he
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: and Sister Darthur Ruth squad Pump got into an argument
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: about singing the need of certain songs and since it
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: requires the prano, he just completely got his voice box
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: turned over. Well after hearing Brother Uranius Johnson solo on
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: this past Sunday, it sounds as though he was singing
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: out of his anals and therefore, Brother Urados operation to
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: me was not a success. He could have saved himself
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: some money. But now I do think his name is
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: more apt proposing than ever before. Did I just the
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: n H? Won't it do? Ye? I passed the sister
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  Speaker 1: Benita sand us Son, who is four hundred and sixty pounds.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: Now she can't get in the sanctuary and she's tired
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: of watching service from the foire. She's asking that UM
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: the church find a better way to help her get
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: in the sancts Wary so she can experience service like
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: everyone else. But we cannot get her through the double
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: doors as a right now. Well, Sister Bornita doesn't notice,
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: but I have called we TV and signed her. If
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: we have a new reality show coming out, call my
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: four hundred and sixty that's the goal gets We're gonna
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: go head to head with the six hundred pound people.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: We're gonna do my full hunted and sixty pound life.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: Oh man, all right, you know that's a hunted and
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: forty pounds less than the all people on six can do.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: The mad church is the question, bigger part, are you
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: going to get her in the church. He's talking about
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: not being able to be inside the check? Well, well,
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: where where does she shit? Now? In the far your path? Well,
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: that where the camera? We don't have an excuse me,
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: that where the camera gonna be? That covered with your
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: four camera. Yo. What we can't do is bringing in
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: here and take up a whole pew for one person,
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: there's twelve people can sit on. You never give me
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: stuff to take back to these people. I don't know
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: what to tell you. Take all don't give you. He's
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: not supporting you, don't. I'm answering the questions best I can.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: That's come over. We have another situation that our water
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: bill has quadruped past. The sister common Suitor good Wine
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: has been Sister common Suitor good Wine has been coued
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: bathing her six kids in the baptismal pool. Uh every
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: morning during the week before going to school. They say
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: her water has been turned off and she's been using
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: the baptism a pool. The babe these kids, he has
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: six of the men. You know, well, we do understand
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: that your water has been tidd We're going to go
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: ahead and pay that water cold and you're gonna have
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: to pay to get this ring off and around this
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: baptismal pool because there's one in there. Man. Well, the
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: real reason we keep we had to feel the baptismal pool.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: Sister Baronito or the four hundred sixty pound woman going
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: to do baptized, And when we lowered her in there
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: and tear the water, it run up all over the edge.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: And this is the first person we have a baptized.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: But where we dunked them, we didn't have to raise
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: the off the water because all the water come by that.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: So we just laid her down and then all the
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: water come out, and then we just took our time
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: getting up. Also, we want to make this special announcement.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: Brother Uranus Jumps, who was for us now sayings like
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: it comes out of his angel. He's gonna be singing
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: a solo this Sunday, Devil get behind me. You're listening
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show before we go to MS.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: And I gotta ask you, guys, if you saw the
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: show last night on TLC Man without a Penis? Did
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: you anybody? Yeah? Yeah, this a man was born without
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: a penis? He claimed. I didn't get to see the show,
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: but he claims he slept with more than one hundred
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: women while keeping the secret from most of them. Yeah,
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: it was an hour long documentary and TC. Yeah, we
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: talked about a man without a penis. I'll tell you
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: one thing. What was that? Ill tell you one thing.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: I would have got me a paper out when I
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: was seven. Ye I'd have been saving and every dollar
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: I made would have went towards the penis. I would
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: have been down there at the pena stove, just looking
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: up at the wall. That's the one. I'm gonna get
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: that one right there, all of my summer jobs. I
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: would have dropped out of school and go to work.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: I'd have went down south, sharing cropper. I'd have joined
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: another black family at nine, and we're out that bill
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: and cotton with him tobacco. So I being some But
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: I got to put this money together because I got
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: stick back I got to buy one for Yeah, it
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: would have been baby without a P. But it would
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: have been boy would have hoped. And then by time
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: I got the man and want to read the new
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: show with he finally got more, I'd have been down
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: there all of my money, I don't buy them nothing else.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: I would have been stilling calls selling don't I don't
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: kill what I'd have had to do for what we
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: got to do, get some money to buy this have
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: to happen. He didn't seem to need one. I mean,
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: he's he's forty years old speaking. I'm just saying, you
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: got He's had plenty of girlfriends, a hundred women. He
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: was huh, Shirley's women got girlfriends, ain't got well? I
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: got but your name. And this show is man without
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: a whole lot of women. Ain't got world. I got that,
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: but man without. Yeah, he knew his way around a
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: woman's body. He knew his way around their mind. I
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: do too, and it seemed to work for him for
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: all this time. I know my way around a woman's body.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. But it's gonna be with
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be with another friend that you bought with money.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: That you've saved. I've dropped out of school. I hadn't
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: get a E D. Steve. We're gonna buy some candy, Nope,
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: saying I can't do it, but my mom would give
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: me a quarter for the ice cream. Trump. Nope, I
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: got to say that. As much as you love ice cream,
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: ain't no damn ice cream. I've been out that cutting
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: grass everything, paper cutting, grass washing, car biting, passed the
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: offering trade, pass me, because this is if you can't
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: to putting me money, I'm stealing selling, don't. I'm everywhere
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: I guts to beat, because I would have been down
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: there at the wall where they sell them. I've seen them.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: I don't I want to be the most expensive one half.
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: So you didn't even got the masks. Long, excuse me, sir.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: I know him like skinning. I like the big dark one.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: Please you know? And how when? When can you attach it? Alright? Alright,
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: that's sure that model. It doesn't fit your anatomy. I
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: don't give it down. We have to make this transition
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: to work your magic right now. Hold on, wait a minute,
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: I would have got me. What are the things you
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: do when you go online? I'd have did a group
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: fund go fund medine. I've been busy. I'd have got
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: me money for this thing, because what we can't do here.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: I'd have been taking I've been doing fun, raising car washes,
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: bake sales. I'd have had all my cupcake ship like. Yeah,
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: I'd have been selling pringles at my locker. Meat Chicken.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: I'd have been with the meat man. I'd have stolen
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: the meat man that. I'd have been down at the
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: barbershops selling shoes, food legged man, I'd have been cutting hair.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: I don't even know how to cut it. That just
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: be standing the chick. Come on, man, because I ain't before.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: They said today a sleep. I don't sleep. I got
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: to get this money. I'm on a mission. The only
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: reason I wake up in the morning. I've been robbing
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: drug dealers on give it up, drive it. Oh my goodness. Really,
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: we're gonna have you. We're gonna move miss mainteen. I'm sorry,
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: We're gonna It's just I'm sorry, miss said. This just
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: seems so important. I understand, and I had to get
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: on because I understand. Yeah, right here, this show man
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: without a pull. This guy it was born with a
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: rare condition called bladder extra fee because it's bladder to
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: grow outside of his body. Once I watched my daddy going,
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: I realized I ain't get one day, we'll be back.
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• 40:43
  Speaker 1: didn't get to do the news at her regularly scheduled time,
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: We're gonna bring the sand back with our national news
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: and headlines. Sorry not sorry? Can I say just to
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: welcome proper now please, lovely intalented. Yes, this is what
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: I should have done. Thank you, Thank you Steve. Okay,
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: good morning, and like I said, I do understand. Okay,
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: this is andring with the news everybody. Good morning, ladies,
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: good morning everybody out there. Okay, let me get to
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: the weather. The National Weather Service has severe storms accompanied
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: by tornadoes expected across much as the Southern States today,
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: especially along the golf course coast rather Alabama, central northern Georgia,
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: as far as east as the Carolina is all expecting
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: really rainy tornado weather. Alabama's golf course said to be
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: the greatest risk for some severe weather. Louisiana's governors put
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: his entire state on high alert, urging folks to stay
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: off the roads if possible. Or Tornado in the Pelican
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: State yesterday killed one woman and her three year old order.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: So we're talking about very very bad weather, severe weather
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: in the South across the South today. Meanwhile, three people
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: are in custody in Atlanta after that fire that led
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: to Interstate five bridge collapse last week's citing the state's
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: Fire Marshall Office UH, the Atlanta authorities report that one
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: man has been charged of the criminal damage to property
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: to others was criminal Tress Bess. A mysterious fire collapsed
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: part of five northbound Thursday evening, luckily injuring no one,
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: but also damaging the southbound portion, forcing the closure yes
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: of all five lanes. Direction was downhill. Do you hear me?
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: I'm believing they locked this city up with that move
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: right there. That's something that's what they think they get
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: from this. I don't know. And wait a minute. This
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: morning is a fatal accident and the car fire and
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: I twenty in Atlanta that shut at a second major
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: highway leading to the hard of the city. The accident
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: has blocked all westbound lanes of I twenty at Hill
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: Street near downtown. So they are going through their their
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: changes down there in Atlanta, So we pray for everybody
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: out there they're really dealing with across the South. Also,
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: Chicago police say they've charged a fourteen year old boy
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: in connection with the sexual assault of a young girl
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: that would stream live last month on Facebook. Say several
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: other rests expected. The case involves a fifteen year old
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: girl who was reported missing after she went to the store.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: The next day. Her mother says she saw a video
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: of her child being sexually assaulted by five or six
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: young men, called the police, who found her the next morning.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: Police Superintendent Eddie Johnson says that more than the act
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: was disgusting. He says, as many as forty people watched
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: the live attack, not one person called the authority. You've
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: seen a couple of acts in this city now in
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: the last few months involving social media, and it just
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: discussed me that people would look at those videos and
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: not pick up the phone and die nine one one
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: there's a warrant out for a second suspect actively searching
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: for him. Okay. In a lot of notes sports and
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: women's NC Double A action. Last night, after breaking Yukon's
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: on eleven game winning street, Mrs Be lost to South
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: Carolina sixty seven fifty five. On Saturday, Gonzaga beat South
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: Carolina seventy seven to seventy three. North Carolina top Oregon.
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: So it's gonna be Gonzaga versus the tar Heels for
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: the men's championship tonight. And at the box office, tops
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: was boss Baby boss Baby board in forty nine million dollars.
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: Back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Uh huh huh,
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: all right, coming up, Mrs And just mentioned it. We
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: are going to talk basketball when we come back. Um
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: alright in c Double A Men's Championship. It's tonight Gonzaga
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: and North Carolina. We'll be back after you're listening to
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Let's go right now, right now,
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: do it? Okay? Oh, so, y'all just gonna let that
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  Speaker 1: little dead space lay out there like that. I was hurt. Yeah,
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: there we go. Huh leg man, oh yeah, uh listen up, everybody,
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  Speaker 1: Gotta a lot of one thousand, fifteen percent absolutely period,
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  Speaker 1: all of that. I don't know nothing about Gonzaga. Don't
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  Speaker 1: really know where they at. Yeah, Washington State, not decent,
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  Speaker 1: chocolate city there north West, we're up there. Ain't nobody
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  Speaker 1: being m hm. Yeah, they got a good squad. It's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be on improper. Oh they got they got some
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  Speaker 1: ballers on the team. That boy, that guard, they got
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: that light skim boy. That boy can go. Mhm. Who
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  Speaker 1: did the president pick? Oh never mind, he's not into this,
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, President Obama used to really be he was.
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  Speaker 1: He make his pick trunk got time for this man
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  Speaker 1: too much going. They're catching hell of it. The flying
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: won't on community Wow, North Carolina, Gonzaga tonight, come on,
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: come on. I think University of Phoenix Stadium. Yeah, Carolina
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: Gonzaga is obviously the Cinderella team, right, No, damn it
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: lost one game? Okay, two number one? First, Yeah, we
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: don't give a damn by no, not nothing, but wet
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: got time for that? Okay, what's we got that? So
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: it's safe to say everyone on this um show, it's
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: going for it North Carolina with Carolina, that's a say okay, awesome, man,
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: I'm going with him too. I guess you ain't gonna
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: even watched the game. Thanks, Shelly. Are you coming up
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: Frank with the nephew? You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour Strawberry letters,
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: subject his best friends are female. I'll say it again,
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: his best friends are female? All right, But coming up
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: right after this song, it's the nephew in the prank
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: phone call what you got nev Hot chicks and you're
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: gonna do that on Monday chicks or checks chicks or checks? Okay. Hello, Hello,
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach your Monica system. Monica. Please, this
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: is brother de Sean. I'm calling actually I'm a member
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: Greater Comissionary Baptist Church. How can I help you? Calling you?
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: Actually about the offering. Now did you? I know you
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: paid your ties Sunday? Okay, Now you pay the Love
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: offering as well? Right? Yes, okay, now this past Sunday. Um,
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: I'm looking at the check that you left us with
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: the bank, right right, I sure did. I wrote a
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: check Sunday. Okay. Now the check, ma'am was two hundred
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: and fifty dollars? Am I correct? Right? Right? I wrote
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: two checks for my ties and the love offering? Right,
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: I wrote one for two fifty for the Love offering? Okay?
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: Now what is this call regarding? Why are you calling me?
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: What I wanted to tell you is that I hate
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: to be a bar of bad news, but you your
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: check that you wrote for two fifty actually has bounced.
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: And wait a minute, you said my check bound for
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: your check bound. So what I'm doing is calling you
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: about recouping the two fifth as well as you know
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: you you cost us thirty dollars uh in bank fees.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: Now I wrote two checks. I wrote a check for
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: a hundred dollars. Did that one bounce? I don't see
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: to it that that that one bound. All I know
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: is the one that the Love Offering has bounced. What
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: did you put him in at the same time, because
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: I wrote him at the same time. They all go
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: in on Monday. Ma'm now, I didn't put them in
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: at the same time. I've been putting them in for
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: the last two or three years. The problem is why
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: would people right there? Brother de seaun, I don't think
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: it matters. And when I was there, man, the problem
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: is that I didn't put these checks in. And I
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: don't understand why y'all right these checks to the check
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: knowing that they're gonna bound because a lot of people
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: right that good? Well, not one clear? Why the other
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: one didn't clear? Maybe you didn't have enough money for
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: both of them to clear. What what did you just
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: Maybe you didn't have enough money in the bank for
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: both of them to clip. And I don't understand why
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: people might in the bank at all? My checks clear.
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: I don't write no checks. Well you wrote one on Sunday,
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: and that's the problem. How are you gonna try to
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: give a look? Wait a minute, I think you got
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: me confused with somebody else. I don't write no bad checks.
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: You didn't wrote to you. I'm trying to be nice
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: to you. When can we expect the two fifty plus
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: the thirty dollars. So that's the bank fees, ma'am for
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: the doll gonna check bouncing. My check didn't bounce. I
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: don't check my bank. And if my check clear, you're
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: gonna pay me thirty dollars for calling me harassing me
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: about a two hundred and fifty dollar check bounce. I
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: don't write Why would you write check? What you want
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: to sit up in the church and write these big
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: number checks when you know you ain't got it in
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: the bank. I said, why would you write these checks
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: when the money ain't in Now, let me tell you
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: one thing. I don't write no bad checks. And you
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: got a lots calling me telling me my check bounce. Y'all.
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: Check is the one that has bounce. And you tell
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: you what you do since my check bounce, you paid them,
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: since you got all the money, And don't call me
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: with this again. Hello, don't you hang upon me no more?
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: When when don't we gonna get this two fifty and
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: this thirty dollars? Some abody from the church to my eye,
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: wrote a bad check. Check. I didn't write no bad
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: Why are you calling me? Why the treacher don't call
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: me at church? The tragic is best. I ain't never
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: know the deacon called nobody about no bad check. You're
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: fully thank you you got the money I ain't got
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: Who is that in the background? Who is that for mine?
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: Who it is? We're both going to the same church.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: And you're gonna call me to my eye wrote a
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: bad check? You don't you call me no more? And
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: if the check bad, you paid? Okay? Keep passed to
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: know you're talking like this, passed to know you're calling me?
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: Can you after that? Look? When are we gonna get
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: this two eight dollars? Just we're looking for from You
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: wrote a check for two fifties and not get to eighty.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: You you put two fifty in there, it bounced. Thirty
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: dollars cost us on bait fees. That's to eighty. Where
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: can the church expect their money? Never? Not no to eight?
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: You will never get to eight. You're gonna make me
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: come by your and my check in But I'm gonna
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: do what You're gonna make me come by your house
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: and get this money, bring it, bring it, bring it.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: What is the address on this check? Check? I got
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: it off the checking. I bet you you'll be living
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: back and I'm watching you. You bet not be spending
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: no money nowhere. You bet not spend nothing until I
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: get this two fifty plus thirty whatever I want to know.
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: You don't you know where I am? And you don't
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: call me no more with this because my check did
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: not bounce. I don't see how one check went through
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: and the other bound. Let me say this to you,
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: we cannot accept you back into the House of the
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: Lord no more until you are not don't you come
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: in and say until we get up in the Sunday.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: And I'm gonna make sure I find you because you
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: the person I want to see you. And you know what,
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna call the pastor right now and asked him
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: because I don't believe my check bounce. You feel what?
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: Let me say this before you called pastor, I got no,
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: I'm a called pastor. No, you should have talked with
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: pastor before you call me with this information. I got
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: one more thing I need to say. You ain't got
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: nothing to say to me. You don't upset me with
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: this I'm talking about I bounced the check. You should
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: have went to pastor before you call me with I
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: tall Pastor one I got, But I got one more
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: thing to say before I leave, but you're listening. What
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: are you about to say to me? What do you
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: have to say now that you're gonna pay the check?
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: This is Nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: You just got prayed by your girlfriend? What did you say? Baby?
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: This is what did you say? I'd say, this is
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: Nephew till me, baby, brother, Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: girlfriend has pranked you. He just left. Let me ask
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: you one more thing, though, baby, what is the baddest
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: radio show in the land? Harvey? You're listening to the
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, buggle up whole long time.
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: We got it from here. It is Strawberry and subject.
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  Speaker 1: His best friends are female. Dear Stephen Shirley. My boyfriend
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: and I have been together for over a year now
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: and we are living together. Our relationship has had some
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: ups and downs, but through it all we seemed to
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: rise above it. A while ago, he mentioned that he
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: was going to visit some friends out of town. Initially,
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: he invited me to come along. We had a few
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: arguments about the trip, and he decided that he will
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: visit his friends without me. Whether I liked it or not.
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: The problem is that he has five female friends that
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: are like family to him. He's planning to travel with
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: one of his female friends and uh they will stay
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: at another one of his female friends house, who happens
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: to be his ex girlfriend from high school. The ex
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: girlfriend has a boyfriend now and they lived together. At first,
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: the trip was only for a couple of days. Now
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: he's turned it into a week long adventure. When I
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: told him that I was not happy with the situation,
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: he told me that he is still going on his
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: trip and I should just get over it. When I
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: asked him if he would be okay with me leaving
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: town with male friends to go stay at one of
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: my ex's house, his response was no in all caps.
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: My brain tells me I should just break up with him,
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: but my heart tells me that our love can survive this.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: What should I do? I of like I will never
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: be number one and I will always have issues with
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: his friends. First, I say go with your brain, not
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: your heart on this one. Um, Why would you want
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: to continue with someone who is being so disrespectful to
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: you and your relationship? What did he tell you? If
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: you you know he's still going on this trip and
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: you should just get over it. Uh. Here, here's a
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: real question, uh for you though? What's keeping you from
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: going on this trip? If you really want to go?
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not saying you should go. I just
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: want to let you know that you can go if
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: you want to. You can definitely go if you choose to.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: Having said that, I mean she can't. Having said that,
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: let me ask you another question and really think about
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: this one. Why would you want to be in a
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: living relationship or any relationship where you're not number one? Why?
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: And and where you will always? These are your words?
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: Now have issues with friends? And you mentioned in the
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: in the subject his friends are female? So why should
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: you even have to, you know, say your love can
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: survive something like this? Why is this even an issue? Um?
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: You know, I just think you deserve better than that.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: And doesn't your brain tell you that as well? Don't
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: you think so? Steve? Here we go. His best friends
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: are female? How many times we've got to talk about? Hm?
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: It's cool. There's a man and his five best friends
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: is girls. Wow, you you ain't got no boys? Now?
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: Your your best dudes is girls? They're not dudes. That's
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: that's hard to believe. Man, That is really really hard
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: to believe, especially of the male species, because we so
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: so yearned camaraderie with each other, because it's just some
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: dude stuff we do, man that girls and women just
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: ain't privy to. We just dudes. Man. We talk a
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: certain way when we round each other, and it really
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: ain't cool to talk like that round It just really ain't.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: Because we're saying some stuff, man, and we ain't got
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: the filter own at all, And that's not the way
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: you would talk around your girl. That's a fact that's
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: not known or why y'all saying stuff, Because when you're
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: around your girls, you say stuff. You say stuff you
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: wouldn't say around dude. That's because a man, it ain't
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: no where in the world. You're sitting up with your
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: girls and you're gonna repeat all that conversation and some
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: men listening. So that's the way it is. The fact
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: that all five of his friends is girls, you know. Now,
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: The problem is he got five female friends and they
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: like family to him. He's planning to travel with one
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: of his female friends and they're gonna stay at another
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: one of the female friends house, who happened to be
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: his ex girlfriend from high school. But their friends I
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: keep telling you about these friends. Man, you're trying to
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: tell me that you're a man you attracted to a girl,
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: but y'all just friends. How long can you hold that line? Darn?
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: How long can you stay off that line? They're going
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: over five girls house. Ain't none of these girls attractive
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: to him? Okay? But here's the real problem. Here's the
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: other problem you've got. You and your boyfriend have been
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: together for over a year now, and we're living together.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: You don't even know it. You, you really don't even
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: know it. You and now what you're discovering your discovery
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: while you live. And now your heart telling you one
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: thing and you saying something else. Now you have told
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: him you ain't happy with the situation, and he told
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: me that he going on his trip and I should
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: just get over. When I asked him if he would
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: be okay with me leaving town with male friends to
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: stay at one of my exes houses, his response was not.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: My brain tells me I should just break up him,
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: but here's a listen to his life. But my heart
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: tells me that your love can survive this. Now you're
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: ready for the the answer to that your love can
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: survive this? But you can't see you. And the motion
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: of love is two different things. Love make you do
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: some crazy stuff that you would not normally do. Love
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: makes you tolerate things that you would not normally tolerate.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: We all know that, especially those of us that have kids.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: You know, good and well, if that wasn't your kids,
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: you wouldn't even talk to the ass no more it
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: fit them. Okay, so your love cancer this the problem
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: is you can't. So now what you're gonna do? M
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: Part two when we come back, But it's gonna be
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: just like part one. Yeah, you're all right. We're in
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: the middle of this Strawberry letter. The subject his best
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: friends are female. Listen out after this for part two
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: of Steve's response to today's Strawberry letter, its best friends female.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: I'm tempt see where it at. All right, Steve, here
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: we go Part two of the Strawberry Letters subject today,
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: his best friends are female. Well, you know, look, this
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: is this is the problem for women that you're going
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: to run up into when you when your man has
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: female friends, it's going to create a conflict from time
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: to time. Now I'm not saying he can't handle man, no,
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: no female friends, but I'm just telling you it's gonna
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: be some conflicts from time to time. Now, unless you've
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: met these people and have formed a relationship with them
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: yourself as a female, it's going to create a conflict
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: because if the shoe were on the other foot, it
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: would create a conflict for him. Yeah, he said so much.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: So what do we why I don't, I don't. I
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: don't get the surprise. And look, man, y'all y'all meeting
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: these dudes and these girls and y'all fall in love
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: right now, y'all living together right now, y'all you don't
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: even know each other. Man, A lot of this is happening.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: But this the society we live in the day. I
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: was watching UH, the flipping through, watching UH at Hip
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: Hop Atlanta. Man, Jesus, I mean, man, ain't nobody happy.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: There ain't no body happy on TV. Look, look leave
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: it to Beaver is gone, Ozzy and Harriet is gone.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah that the Cosby's is gone. Everybody life drama and
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: turmal and they focus on it. Stevie and Josh leaned
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: and broke up. But now he's feeling that baby might
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: be his. You know, dad, the girl pregnant, she didn't
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: got scared now she wonna go back to my Amy
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: kirc and had a baby on his wife. I don't
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: think that. What boy, how stupid are you? Yeah, the
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: scrapping breakup are we? You know everybody? And I was
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: just sitting there, man, they was going through it. And
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: I don't know who put the cameras and scrapping mama's
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: because it's the dude that I can't do the close up.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: So I just can't take the close up for Earnest
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: cheff hell all in the way, chess hell taco me.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: If anybody needs to shave his chest, it's earnest, earnest
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: arm outside the bedspread with no cuts on it. I'm
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: going bed, come on, and and I don't want you to.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: Don't don't give me one. I ain't saying nothing about
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: scrappy mama, So don't nobody start that because they ain't
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: what I said. I just I can't do Earnest close ups.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: I just can't do this clothes ups and them girls, man,
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: when they be doing a little glam shots with the
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: little black lipstick, all the cleavages is perfect and everything,
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: and then when they go to the regular shot being
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: damn it, it's the same chip that was when it
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: was when we did that vast lean on the leans
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: and the well lit mirrors. It's over for us to
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: break up with this dude, and y'all gonna live your life.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: He y'all ain't ready for each other. Mm hmmmm. All right,
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: we'll be back with some trending topics. Maybe we'll talk
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: about the man without a penis again. We'll be back
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: in thirty four after Yeah, you're listening. I had a cousin.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: This ain't tied to nothing, but I had a cousin.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: They had at least a car m hm. And you know,
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: I don't the least they give you, like fifteen thousand miles.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: So it was a long time ago. Man. He came
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: to the family union, uh, and he pulled up in
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: a taxi and so everybody said, Earl, I thought you
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: had got yourself a new car about six months ago.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: We was gonna see your new car. He said, yeah, yeah,
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: throw it. I got it. It's it's back there. So
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: we said where is it? So he's I'm just here
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: for two days. So I said, so where's your car? Though?
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: I got it parked? I said, parked where he had
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: parked on the outskirts of town at a park and
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: fly by the airport. M M yeah, I said, I
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: commute and drive it over here. But you didn't call
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: the cab. Man. I get fifteen thousand, mom, and I
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: can't go of all the miles on this car, I said, doc,
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: But if you went on and drove your car, wouldn't
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: that be the same thing as probably cheaper than paying
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: a cab. Oh see, how I just know I'm turning
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: and in fifteen thousand miles and I'm getting cloked. I
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: got twelve tho on it right now? I said, well,
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: how much I much longer you got the car? I
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: got it five more months as a dog, so you
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: got to stay under three thousand five more? Yeah, I
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: got too. Oh man m hm wow. Alright, uh moving along. Uh.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys saw this, but we'll
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: talk about this in a minute. But um, last night
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: there was a show on t l C. It just
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: piqued my interest. I didn't get a chance to watch it. Unfortunately.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: The name of the show was Man without a Penis.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: So you know how they do those TLC documentaries, this
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: was one of them. We'll talk about it right after this.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: Do you want to replay what I already said, So well,
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: what such an interesting story? Really, I don't see happening
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: a man born without a penis claims, But how did
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: he get to show them? He slept with more than
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: a hundred women while keeping the secret from most of them. Steve,
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: his name is Andrew. His name is Andrew Wardle, He's
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: from Man. They did a whole entry on him. How
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: they don't know it? What has we got a show
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: about it? Fall? We could not have possibly happened to me?
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: Show could have been baby without a pen. I saw
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: my daddy going to bare room and found out I
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: wasn't going there with it's own and cracking. Every weeking
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: minute of my life would have been dedicated to get
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: me one of them. I've gotten to I got a
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: paper route, I'm watching cars, I'm doing a big sale.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: I didn't dropped that stale. I don't that the South.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: I'm sharing cropping. I'm working so I didn't took a
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: baby sitting babysitting with your baby strapped on my back.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: W I'm picking cotton income because I got to get
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: me some money so I can buy me one of
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: these things. Because what I'm not gonna do is be
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: a man without a baby, without war, and I might
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: do some years as a little boy. But I'm fenna
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: getting me some work. I'm fen to sell drugs, drug dealers.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: I'm finna be stealing. I'm gonna have a booster ring
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: going on. All my friends gonna be thieves. I'm gonna
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: open up a grand all the theft ring. I'm gonna
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: have a cheerless thing. Steve, All right, coming up at
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour. It's Monday, so its weekend
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: confessions causing Wait a minute, Steve, hold on one second,
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: call the nephew at eight seven seven twenty nine, Stephen,
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: So you can confess. But but what's wrong with you?
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: We were talking about the forty year old man that
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: was without a penis that WASTLC last night? Yeah it
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: was an hour long documentary. He's forty years old. His
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: girlfriends for Yeah, it was an hour long documentary. You
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: couldn't make this show with me because I've been fixed
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: this huh. You know the jobs out in head since
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: I was seven, trying to save up the money to
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: get me, or I'd have been down to the peace
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: Stow looking up on the wall. I'd have picked up.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: I won't. I won't the glade air friend, the mad
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: that's the one. I won't. How much is that? I
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: know it's too big for me. I won't. I don't
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: care it is. Give me that one. I'm down now.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: I don't. I would have been working my ass on
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: since I was se and I didn't open up a
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: chop shot. I'm selling stolen auto park. Got a landscaping company.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: I've been cutting grass. I'm selling liquor. Dub don't. I
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: didn't got to some wheelchairs. I'm selling wheel chairs. Donna much.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: I didn't jumped on four kids I got. I got
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: an extra supply girl scout cooking. I'm going daughter, don't
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: want this wheelchair? Are these damn cooking? But you're gonna
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: do something. And while I'm at your house, I got
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: a janitorial set in toilets and everything you look outside,
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: I'm repairing bridges. I'm down in Atlanta right now, trying
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: to fix that. I just gotta put this money together
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: because I got to buy Penis because I didn't set
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: up here. This ain't working. I'm scalping tickets to all
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: the games. I got All Star tickets, super Bowl tickets.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: I didn't done it at all. I'm so damn tied.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: I have no education. I ain't got a G. E. D.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: Or nothing. I just dropped out of school. I ain't
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: studied the damn thing. I've been working since I was seven,
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: trying to get the how I'm worried. I got exhausted
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: last summer because I was down there share cropping, and
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: I had a babysitter service at the same time I
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: was share cropping. I had been strapped to my back
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: while I was picking cotton and tobacco. One like him,
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: he became an expert lover in other departments, it said,
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: to cover up his lack of genitals. He knows his
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: way around a woman's body. He knows woman I had
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: you're gonna want to redo its own is working. And
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: I got the Air Freshman model. I'm just over here
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: like a can of glade. Oh man, here, man, I'm
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: gonna get one attached dog going on. I want the wall.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: I want I want that one right there? S excuse me,
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: So you want the B B model. Yes, I do model.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: What's afraid? Yeah, that's the Big Black. It's called the
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: Big Black. I want the model, sir. It only comes
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: in that shade right there. Put it on. But sir,
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: excuse me, so you're light skinned. I don't give a damn.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: I want the big black model. That's what I want.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: Ye put it on. I got it, don't worry about it.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna put some fade cream on it. You just
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: come on. I want yo give me a job, and
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna like it a little bit. But I don't
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: give a damn. I don't give a damn if it
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: looks like a night stick. Yes, I don't care how
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: I go. Sir, ready, I got me some work. Man
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: without opinion us. How you got to be kid TLC.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna give me a job. I'm gonna do everything.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: You're gonna pay for the operation. With all these jobs,
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: I got landscape comany chopping the stolen parts. I sell drugs.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: I'm robbing drug dealers. I'm a bounty hunt. I work
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: with dog on the weekends, within with Dogs, the bounding hunn.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: Everything come up with this money. For what we're not
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: gonna do is the show on me called Man. You
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: can do a little boy without want, you can do
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: baby born without but man without openis it's not gonna
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: be the show. I'm on. See what you're doing hair.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: Now you're doing I'm doing how I'm everybody. I'm breaking
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: back Jerry curls, I got the trail, would have been
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: a Jewish source. I would have stole rings. I got
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: at collection. I'll break into the Smithson. I got the
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: real Lisa getting my house. Why don't you still you
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: went to the city. Yes, I'll tell you, like now
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: the Pope, I'll be in a hostage situation and Catholics
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: if you want your pope back. I needed money for
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: this operation. You give me the pope you gave me.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: You're on the edge. You're on the edge. I just
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: tell you, I don't got serious about it. Now you
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: got desperate. I got the hair at one. Something got
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: to get on him and I needed Now can about
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: this a two year operation? Whatever? Yeah, you want to.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: I'm a dental assistant to school for the train, putting
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: her smock on in there working ther mouse. I don't
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: know what I'm doing, implant and I'm doing everything. Surely
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: I'm in the room. I don't know what the doctor
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: asking for. I'm just handing him. Still, excuse me, scalpel cat, Sir,
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: I said, Scalpel I just so that's thread they look. Man,
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to work. I got to get this.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: I need some money, so you can you can attach
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: something to me paper. I have to get this paper.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: You don't know how desperate I am. I do everything.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: I'll be doing the doing the news and today details
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: at eleven go in words and broke into shopping shot
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  Speaker 1: as you reporting on your hel I'm just from there,
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: details that he left and from he's still here. I
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: gotta get out here though, I've got that doing everything.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: I'll be down that painting cause at Erle Shrine with
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I bain't your whole carfer leven dollar.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to put this money to go, sir? What
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: are you saying? This money? He got the heir one
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: ever since I thought saw my daddy Pete when I
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: was fo. I said, but you're not doing the show
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: on me. You can follow me has how to raise
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: money a penis and plant. You better watch. Oh, I'll
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: be selling Avon dough to dough and when you open
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: this dough, I got Curby vacuum cleaners to do your
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: whole house. I'll go back to cleaning carf I'm telling you, man,
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: I can turn the TV and you doing an informerciary
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: flex or seal oxy Din. Be on that with that
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: shiny black hell just setting. I'll be on you looking
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: down that Steve black hands. Be down in the alligator
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: country an alligator show. I'm in the alligator Steve, get
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: out that cage. I ain't got fingers what I'm wearing
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: for whooping alligator. I'm getting frightening. I'm just diving in
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: the water and it ain't got no I'm beat neck.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: It ain't nobody gonna see nothing. Dick with a knife
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: in my teeth and just killing skin them and then
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: sell the skins. Be selling gator belts. Basic. You are crazy.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: Be over in the Africa taking kids food from selling.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: I'll be selling food back to yourself. What are you doing?
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: I got to put this money together. I'm sorry, y'all.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: Ain't got to be conger here. Eat somebody flying. Oh
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: my god, he he is? You know that swing bild
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: and Cuba him and roll cigars. My cigars just look
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: like joints. I don't really know how to roll. I'm
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: just over there trying to put this money together. Come
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: a cocaine, cowboy. I'm done. Just running drugs for the cartail,
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: but ain't had nothing, just got key lows in my
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: you digging tunnels the wall. I'm selling, Yeah, we can.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: Confessions coming up over Mexico. I already started ton I'm
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: with y'all. I'm with y'all. Damn the wall. I with y'all,
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: Damn the wall. I got tunnel of service, I got
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: the bibe fingers. Are you ready for weekend Confessions and
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: that few? No? No, no, hold on? Yeah, thank you
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 1: say he's not a stand up you still? Are you not? Yeah?
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: Right now is a bounty hunter on the weekend wife
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: and everything. I got her hair and her vessel. I'm
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: standing there with dog bounding her hair, his vest and
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: her needles paint. But I got real bullets. Cut your asks.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: Can't get away. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: All right, it's time for weekend Confessions. Uh eight seven seven.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 1: I do what I gotta do, what I gotta do.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: I got this thing. I got to man without a penis.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: I can't believe they made a show out of it.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: They can't an hour long documentary. I mean, this is real.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: This man is forty years old, his girlfriend is twenty four.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: What the documentary is about is forty years without to
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: be kidding me because women, Yeah, I might have got
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: to buy sixteen eighteen after late, but I'm gonna have
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 1: poll this money together by it in. I'm down at
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: p Yang's. I'm doing nail. I learned how to do
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 1: with critics tips. I gotta do jails. I do all
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 1: that now. I got a chaos in the middle of
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 1: the mall. I'm selling chain by the inches is everywhere,
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 1: trying to put this money together. I'm in the middle
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 1: of the mall getting all them downs out that damn fountain,
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 1: keep washing, wishing, go and wish. I'm in the getting
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 1: up all the money out to found. I'm doing windows
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 1: at the mall. You look out your office wind on
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 1: the thirty eight floor. I'm on a scotchpaper with a
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 1: bucket and just a belt running buck I'm washing windows.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 1: I don't give them hot dangerous it is. I ain't
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 1: gotta reason to live. No to him where I kind
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 1: of hope I do fall sitting up in here. I'm
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 1: in Louis but On just stealing, and I'm I'm acting
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 1: Louis Vercton Sto selling stuff in the store. I got
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 1: black suit on and everything. I'm just taking people money
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 1: here on your bag. Ain't putting down in the because
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 1: you got to keep the purchase, y'all. I'm moving town.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 1: I work everywhere. I'm all them down New y'all. Look,
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 1: and then when I get through stealing all the bags
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 1: out of Louver Town, I'm outside. I got a hot
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: dog stand. I'm selling year rolls and hot dogs, black
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 1: as Stephen here, cooking rights. I'm doing it all. The
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 1: next thing you look, I'm coming down Fifth Avenue on
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 1: a bicycle, riding my ass off the living piece. Oh god, Steve,
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 1: what did you doing? I got sick. Get this money.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 1: Make no damn show on me. Yeah without a penis
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 1: Now I'm down. I'm down. I'm down at Jiffy Loup.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 1: You look up. I'm coming about the ground. I'm not
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 1: only changed your all, I don't turkey all. I'm setting on.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 1: I'm down at the gas station pumping gas and holding
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 1: people up at the same thing with the whole person
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 1: here man, put tripping ram don't cry. Listen to me.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 1: Don't I got to get something. If you knew what
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 1: I didn't have you just put your person here there
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 1: any job you have not mentioned not giving me money
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 1: right away. Shame. He said he was on the news,
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 1: he was doing the duds. Yeah, I just said I
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 1: need to come, coming up and leaving. I'll be back.
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 1: You ain't gonna believe what I'm fitna do. Details at
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 1: the level he doing the news on him share, he's
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 1: a crown. He can committed doing his own story. He's working.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 1: This is what's gonna go down between six and ten.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 1: And then you know it's me. I ain't had ice
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 1: cream since I was a baby. I just say it.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 1: All my bomb pop money, all the popsicle money, all
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 1: the money I used to being across the street at
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 1: the church, at the candid stow all that's been put
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 1: in pens. Yeah, it's called it. It's called the PP fund.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 1: I got a head fund out of started on Wall Street.
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 1: I got a headge fund. I rounded up some more
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 1: people with small ones that ever went out, started the
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: heads full of the Wall Street. I got so much money.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 1: Oh my god. It's called the PP heads Funding for penises.
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 1: I got just hey, man, can I go down there
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 1: with you? I have won, but I have heard about
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 1: this new baby and I won't get one too. I
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 1: know I'm white, but I want that all right? For
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 1: Weekend Confessions, if you want to call in, it's eight
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 1: seven seven. I hope you do. Eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve,
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 1: we can Confessions with the Nephew. Because what, I'm not
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 1: here to help you. I just want to hear what
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 1: you're going through. I'm dying it towards us just Christmas.
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 1: I'm selling hot toys that towards got to get this money,
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 1: That's what I say here in front of the story.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 1: I'm selling towards I just stole in toys, man. But
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 1: it's comforting to know that people can get there. We've
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 1: done by you. Now you're doing hair for My favorite
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 1: was the informercial with the black shiny Wicks. He's standing
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 1: there as Dog's wife with the week osten. Look are
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 1: you crazy? Are we call us? Can't alright enough? Okay, okay,
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 1: that's it. I lost your entire timeial. No, we're not
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 1: a no. Don't say no, don't say we're going to
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 1: break right now, we come back. Call us for Weekend
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 1: Confessions with the Nephew eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve,
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 1: because what, nephew, I'm not here to help you. I
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  Speaker 1: just want to hear what you're going through. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: Steve Morning Show. All right, Uh, we're still soliciting for
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  Speaker 1: Weekend Confessions. By the way, we're still looking for your
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  Speaker 1: phone calls eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve. Because guess what, nephew.
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  Speaker 1: You don't want to hear it, do you? You don't
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  Speaker 1: want to help him? I mean, you just want to
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  Speaker 1: hear it, right, I want to help you. I just
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  Speaker 1: want to That's what it is. You just alright, nephew.
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  Speaker 1: This is your segment that people are calling in. It's
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  Speaker 1: called Weekend Confessions. We want you to call and let
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  Speaker 1: us know what you did over the weekend. Tell the nephew,
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  Speaker 1: because nephew, because I'm not here to help you, I
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  Speaker 1: just want to hear what you're going going through. Let's go.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go to Line AID and talk to Sean out
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  Speaker 1: of Florida. What's up, Sean? Hi? How you doing? I'm fine?
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  Speaker 1: What's your confession? I made a trip out of town
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  Speaker 1: with my friend guy, but I'm in a relationship with
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  Speaker 1: my kid's father and we went to a theme part um.
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  Speaker 1: His kids were at the theme part where they saw
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  Speaker 1: I and my friends, and it was kind of odd.
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  Speaker 1: Because like, my friend knows where in the relationship, but
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  Speaker 1: he doesn't want to like start any trouble. So we
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  Speaker 1: ended up leaving. We weren't even there four hours. We
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  Speaker 1: got there at eleven thirty, and we were either about
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  Speaker 1: two four five. I had kids, because I knew it
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  Speaker 1: was gonna be messy, right to have your kids told
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  Speaker 1: the daddy, I called it told before they told. But
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  Speaker 1: this is the confession I love. It's told another tale.
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  Speaker 1: I told him that I went on the trip with
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  Speaker 1: my cousins and her kid's father, and because they saw
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  Speaker 1: my little son with the guys. It's crazy. I just
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  Speaker 1: had to call, letting know something before they got that.
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  Speaker 1: He told it because you got but you got your
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  Speaker 1: last started and you got your first. Yeah. Yeah, he's
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  Speaker 1: not listening. That's all right, baby, that's all right. But
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  Speaker 1: you you wanted to call and get it off your chest,
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  Speaker 1: and that's what I'm here. Fun. Okay, Yeah. How was
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  Speaker 1: the rest of it even once y'all got out the
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  Speaker 1: musement park? Well was fine. We left and we went
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  Speaker 1: on home. Everything is cool. That's just my friend, there's
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  Speaker 1: no strings attached. But I felt awkward, and then he
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  Speaker 1: felt operate as well. Don't nothing chance it could be
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  Speaker 1: happening between y'all. Okay, so you just out there hanging
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  Speaker 1: out of the musement park with a with a real friend. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he's my friend. I asked my kids father to go,
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  Speaker 1: but he didn't want to go. So she shouldn't feel guilty. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: why you really your friend? He's just not for him.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, but you know how men are. They don't
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  Speaker 1: want you know, it's respect, it's out of respect. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you know, so I feel like I was being a
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  Speaker 1: little did she spick? I'm sorry? Alright, Sean, alright, Sean,
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  Speaker 1: thank you, just an amusing prosct. Thank you. Let's go
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  Speaker 1: to line uh six and talk to Rodney of North Carolina,
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  Speaker 1: North Carolina. Rodney Rodney out of North Cota, Rodney Rodney,
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  Speaker 1: Line six. All right, Let's go to line seven and
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  Speaker 1: talk to Stephanie out of Illinois. Then all right, Stephanie, Hey, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: good morning, good morning, god morning. Oh my gosh, I
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  Speaker 1: can't believe I got through. Hello, Nephew, Tommy, you cruckted
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  Speaker 1: me up every morning. Steve Harvey, Oh my gosh. Shirley
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  Speaker 1: Strawberry Carlor, Yes, so girl, I slept with my neighbor's husband.
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  Speaker 1: Oh girl, when did it have? So? So I just
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  Speaker 1: moved in actually, and uh yeah, and we became great
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  Speaker 1: friends real quick, me and the whole family, our babysit everything. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so it was nice. Yesterday we had a lovely day
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  Speaker 1: in Chicago and uh yeah yeah. And then um, she
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  Speaker 1: gave me tables, some cheers and play to give you
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  Speaker 1: some tables and chails for what? Because I just moved in.
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  Speaker 1: She helped me out. You're helping you out, and you
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  Speaker 1: and you over there helping high yeah him out. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I mean how many times? Yaya? It didn't it didn't happen.
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  Speaker 1: That was the only time. Okay, how long have you
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  Speaker 1: been in the house. Uh it's a month today for
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  Speaker 1: the first rent you all in there? Huh I look,
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  Speaker 1: it's just happened. Was it good? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna keep this going? No, no, okay, I can't
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  Speaker 1: no way, y'all ain't gonna lay on them tables and chairs.
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  Speaker 1: She loaned you. That's what you're telling me, she said that,
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  Speaker 1: and give is that good? Where you're gonna let it go?
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  Speaker 1: I can't do that. That's not right. I didn't know
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  Speaker 1: she gave me the tables and chairs and stuff. After
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  Speaker 1: that's what it do for you to feel guilty, some
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  Speaker 1: tables and chail. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, all right, come on with those back to
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  Speaker 1: back jams. Let's go wait after that. You're listening Steve
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Just one more thing. That's it, alright, nephew,
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  Speaker 1: looks like we have a little more time for weekend confessions.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go to line six. We have Ray from Louisiana.
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  Speaker 1: He wants to get something off his chest. Ray, what's that? Nephew?
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  Speaker 1: Times in the Steve Harbuman and show. How y'all doing
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  Speaker 1: this mode? Hey? Man, man was sound? Man? Were in
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  Speaker 1: a k the weasel? Man? I got a confession like you, Mike,
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  Speaker 1: Come on, man, my confession is man, I got I
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  Speaker 1: kind of slept with my girl roommate this weekend over
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  Speaker 1: at my crib man. Long story shot, man, we were
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  Speaker 1: doing our little Sorry, I kept noticing flower pots moving,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying? On the on the patio.
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  Speaker 1: IU was that, like, what's there going on? I walked outside.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have wait NECKD time. You know, I'm doing
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  Speaker 1: my list back. I walked I was saying. You know
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. She chokes about the flower bus. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Last she was taking pictures and everything. Man crazy in
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  Speaker 1: the mug, man, why why you and the girl in
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  Speaker 1: there nicked? She outside moving flower pots, taking pictures of y'all. Man,
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  Speaker 1: this ain't the cold bos. She had a flower pot
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  Speaker 1: on top of her head, like getting the oh what
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  Speaker 1: are you telling? Baby girl? We ain't an ass? Go crazy?
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry? All right, right, did we catch them? Cat?
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  Speaker 1: Did you catch me? This is today? Alright, let's go
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  Speaker 1: to line one. We can't find fine, take one more
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  Speaker 1: line one? Oh man, just no cusin line one, renee
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  Speaker 1: out of North Carolina with cones are done and I
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  Speaker 1: think they should be. Yeah, I do too, Okay, I
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  Speaker 1: bet you all? Okay, alright, great, well that's like in
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  Speaker 1: the movies. Yeah yeah, but it's been an interesting good
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  Speaker 1: day though interestingly good day. Excellent day. It wasn't great
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  Speaker 1: excellent day? Yeah, man, beautiful. It's Monday, baby, it's Monday.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah you all right? You all right? Sue? Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: So we're gonna be like invited to the mansion to
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  Speaker 1: night to come and watch the game up there with
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  Speaker 1: you in the big huh. We haven't. We haven't as
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  Speaker 1: of yet. Tommy. You don't invite yourself. You know, when
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  Speaker 1: you don't get invite, you put it up. Have we
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  Speaker 1: learned anything to day? M hmm? Old you what I
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  Speaker 1: want to know? What did you learn to that? I
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 1: learned difference between live and the cool? After all these years? Really,
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  Speaker 1: you've been on the year since two thousand TV every
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  Speaker 1: day now, You're so wonderful, Steve Harvey. Laugh you every day? Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: you learned something new every day? All right? Ever? Thank you? Know?
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  Speaker 1: Everything's something you don't know. Ye. There's always someone that
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 1: thinks they know everything. And then I learned to just
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  Speaker 1: because you don't see him don't mean they listen. It's
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  Speaker 1: very true. I learned that the snacks are more than
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  Speaker 1: just popcorn when you're watching a football game. I did
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  Speaker 1: learn that you need wings and things. I learned that today, Tommy.
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  Speaker 1: Let's give it up one more time for the girls
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  Speaker 1: down in South Carolina. Let's give it up for them.
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  Speaker 1: They won the girls in Mississippi State. There was a
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  Speaker 1: big girls in Mississippi State shop the world. You can't
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  Speaker 1: damn girls. What's college? Yeah? Gralage basketball season March Madness
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  Speaker 1: here we go. Championship game too night. Uh huh, let's
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  Speaker 1: clap it up for Shirley. Looks like she gon baby,
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  Speaker 1: hold on her man, thank you because my mom never
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  Speaker 1: thoughts so, because she said, you don't cook, you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: lose them. You don't cook. Hey, y'all, y'all have a
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  Speaker 1: great week. Here Monday, but don't you wish it were Friday.
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