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Last time on no latency side quest.
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Jeb ran after him. I'm sure he's going to get
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justice. No, I got nothing.
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I have no idea where he went. Oh whoa whoa, we gotta get you a
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smaller one of these. We can fit so many turrets in
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this bad boy we've been. Daved shit.
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Somebody stole already's. Are you on Team Revenge?
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My service is to be best used on Team Revenge.
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Let's go. Revenge.
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Let's go. We're losing Dayline.
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Oh. Thanks.
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I'll take the armor. Anything else?
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Do we have enough after that guy stole our money?
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It's fine, I'll cover it, just pay me back.
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Team revenge is probably driving you. 2 are driving right.
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Live land vehicle is 21. Base 17 vehicle.
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Mine's A7. OK.
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So it's certainly the two of us. Big giant mini gun.
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Perfect. Saw you pick up the mini gun.
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Got it. I've seen Saw's shoulders.
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You can call them guns. I got. 2 mini guns right here
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big boy. There is some screaming and
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celebration as everyone moves their punk not yours.
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Now refilled and set up for the race as you head out to Widows
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Gulch, which is not far from where you are, so you've.
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Made the weirdos goats before. Now that.
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You. Know no.
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Well, do you know why they call it Widow's Gulch?
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Why's that? Cause one time there was a
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couple out here that they were married.
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OK. And then the guy got run over
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while they were kissing and that's why they call it Widow's
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Gulch. Do we have time for this?
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That was a pretty quick story. It was a quick story.
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Yeah, but did we need the story? Oh, why is it called Widow's
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Gulch? Because then, but because then
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it because then she was a widow because her husband was got run
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over when they were kissing. Get run over but not hurt when
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they were kissing. Oh, I see, I see.
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They were kissing and then he got hit, and then she opened her
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eyes and there was nothing there but blood.
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Oh, shit, Yeah. That's crazy.
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That's depressing. And to answer your question,
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Teensy, it adds to the vibe and to the aura and mystery of this
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location. That's why we had to hear the
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story. Uh huh.
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I feel like it removed mystery. Kissing, blood, Burial.
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As you roll up the Widow's Gulch, you enter through the
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South, the southwest corner of this Canyon and it worms its way
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through the world, giving you a half a mile, just over half a
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mile journey. The other teams have set up
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their punk noughts at the start line and they're staring down a
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long Canyon. At the end you can see a cave to
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your left and an opening to your right.
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The junk master is still setting up and there's a very bogged out
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but very lithe and attractive tomb holding a big green flag up
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above their head. Where are you all sitting in the
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punk nought? Tell me now, there are two seats
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in the front and the rest of you are in the back.
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Yeah, I'm in the back. Yeah.
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I'm hanging on the side, Yeah, with like, my gun in my hand.
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That's cool. You gotta run the aerodynamics
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like that. Get in the car.
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I'm like, barely, like, my head's like barely peeking out,
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you know? The the barrel of the minigun
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just crosses all three of our laps in the back.
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That's just. So I liked it.
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So is it a So we've got like 2 sticks, 2 steering wheels, one
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on other side. Yeah, like a plane.
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Right. But I suppose also like a plane
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they are connected to the same like I turn and it, it turns
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hers and she turns it and it turns mine.
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Yes, they are connected. Yes, we are one.
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To turn them apart from each other, you could do a little
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Bunny hop by booping the Rockets against each other.
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Wait. What?
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What? If you if you could turn them.
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Apart the opposite way and you could boop the Rockets together
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and do a Bunny hop. Did you not listen?
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If you've ever played that that neck game in an arcade, when you
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do, when you pull the sticks apart, it would do this speed
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boost. I was thinking of driving
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California where you double tap the gas pedal and it goes
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smaller and you get a boost that way.
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Yeah, if you can time the boost at the beginning of this race
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correctly, you'll get a boost that you do in America.
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Oh yeah, I was about to say like Mario Kart.
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All right, Mario. Here.
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We go out of. The two of us.
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And gentlemen, the junk run is about to begin.
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Are you ready to see the carnage?
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Yeah. I love the blood.
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Race. Wait, they?
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Got confused. How much drugs have you been
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doing by guys? All right, who has the highest
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initiative? Such.
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A good question. Know how to look at my basics.
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It's your reflex. Correct.
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It's just your reflex score. It's just your reflex score 8.
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7/7. Solos may have an initiative
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modifier like Vendel has plus one to their initiative as part
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of their solo role. Well, I'm a solo.
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You can move your points around right now also.
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Oh yeah, you can move your points before every combat as a
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solo to whatever you want. I'm looking where are my points.
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You've got 4 points that you can put in and initiative reaction
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gives you plus one. Initiative reaction I see
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reaction reaction so I get built like 2 in there.
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Cool. And then if you want to, I would
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recommend put two in there. Yeah.
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All right. Yeah, let's do that.
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Cool whoever has the highest initiative.
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Also click on the red marked Mcnought to give it a roll.
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I think I do now right because I have 9 or something.
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Oh shit, yeah, probably. 7 + 2 or something like that, yeah.
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Quick. He's quick.
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Oh. He's passed.
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All right, so you're sitting on the back of the punk note and
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you're just fucking around with the gun in front of you and
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you're sitting on the back a bit.
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You feel it go off as it starts to like Rev as Jeb starts to Jeb
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and the team all start to like, make the machine go Coyote.
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You're in the main driver's seat, right?
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Sure, yeah. Oh, you're, you're revving the
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engine and it surprises. So when he falls back a little
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bit, why he's lost in the initiative.
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You hear these like honks as this light setup starts to flash
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red. As this happens, Saw's going to
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stand up on the back of the Punk knot, put the mini gun in the
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air and just say and I want to roll Charismatic Impact A10.
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Yeah, I'm a group of. Fans.
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You've got some fans out here, there's the crowd like, screams
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up. Are there going to be like fans
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on like the sidelines, like right as we're driving?
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People watching from the pilot. Man, we're going to.
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Throw trash at the other guys you know. 18 No, they could use
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it. That's.
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True, they can use the trash bullets then.
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In this moment before the race starts, so your performance last
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night before you got drunk and went to bed, it was very good.
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Hell yeah, Yeah. I mean, it was, it was
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fantastic. It was.
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So I got a couple of eddies. I I got this box of ammo.
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It says it says. Sound it out.
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Arm, arm, arm chainsaw, that's what.
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Arm chainsaw on it, yeah. Go snuff butt.
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Yeah. And I got a jock strap.
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Oh, that'll come down. I think all right.
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Technically a projectile. Yeah.
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And TC, I'm going to need like 4 of my CDs out of your van before
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I leave. What I mean, it's not my van.
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It's my van. Coyote's van are.
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You ready, I'll? Sit down.
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We're racing, baby are. We talking or are you?
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Racing the The Banana Gang rolled a 28 on the initiative.
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Banana Gang can suck my Dick. They can.
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Suck. Your Dick indeed.
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Well. I thought that was the rounders
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or the purple. Were the rounders zoners?
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Zoners What? No, the big.
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Banana Gang in turn order. That's what it says.
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Banana Gang. Oh.
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OK, yellow dot bananas. Yeah, Yeah.
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Hold on. Yes, I I fucked that up because
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I rolled the wrong thing, so I'm just going to change it, Yes.
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Good, good, we. Got.
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To know who? We're targeting.
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Yeah. Exactly.
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Yeah, we hate those guys. I fuck.
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Goodness. I like those other guys.
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Yeah, we have a gentleman's agreement.
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And the zoners take an early lean, with Baby's villains close
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behind and the banana again trailing at the back.
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Baby's villains can move six square.
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Let's. Go.
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That's freaking dope bro. If you want to manoeuvre and
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pull ahead, roll a driving check.
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Yes, Sir. O24. 24 Yes, that's good enough.
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Jet's taking the wheel that pumpkin on, and it looks like
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it's well built because it's moved forward to overtake the
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zoners by just a hair's bread. Break past the Bandana gang by
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just a hair. I mean, you know, not to like
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min Max are driving, but I feel like maybe cut to the right and
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like cut out, cut off these pink guys instead of going straight
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forward. You're.
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Absolutely right, because we can actually if we do that, we move
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here, then we can do a PIT maneuver.
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Sure. The operator uses their vehicle
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to tap the target vehicle. This this does no damage because
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of the vehicle to wobble. At the end of the round the
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target vehicles operator makes their position check as if it
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were one speed category lower nicely.
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So for example 10 move instead of 15 move and if this would
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reduce their target vehicles combat speed below 8 move it
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spins out of control and crashes.
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Exactly, Declan, it's your turn. All right, well, I'm going to
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Did we wobble them? Like we have to find out I
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suppose. Oh, but we could do that right
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now. Yeah.
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Oh, then I'll do that. I'll shoot.
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Do that. You could do stuff for the
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vehicle or you could shoot. Let's.
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Do the I'll do the PIT maneuver. That sounds good.
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Does it make sense for him to make a driving check though?
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Yeah, I'm not. Going to do that.
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No, I'm not going to do that. I'm going to just shoot them.
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I'll shoot their case. So they got like a they got like
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a mini gun, right, That's attached to their bar.
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Yeah, I'm going to try to shoot the bolts on the mini gun that's
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attaching it to the car. -8 to hit.
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Yeah, that's fine with me. I'm going for it, baby.
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And I'm just rolling straight the gun.
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This one has better aim. Very heavy pistol or heavy or
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assault rifle. Assault rifle 20 fucking two.
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Yes, that hits. You hit the vehicle for 10, it
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slides sideways and lets you pull ahead.
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Sweet. Does he does he dislodge or at
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least partially dislodge the? The mini gun.
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To their gun. 22 -. 8 is 14 No, but you do 'cause damage to the
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vehicle all. Right, that's fine.
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It's good enough. That's I'll take it as a
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success. It has a little bit of armor so
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it doesn't take the full 10, but it does take some.
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Sure. Nice.
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Shot danger. And then drink some water to
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hydrate. Rehydrate, Mark.
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Mark and that's what's at Jeff. What do you do?
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Well, I think we've got to ram them.
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Oh, do that. Oh, OK, OK.
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I thought that they got that pushed to the right and I
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thought we would hit them against the wall.
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But we are ahead of them. So we're just gonna keep.
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We're we're blasting forward. Hit the Nos no.
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No. Maybe.
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How? How good?
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It is maybe. Save the Nos.
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How? How much does Nos give us?
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The operator can activate it on their turn as a standard action.
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Doing so automatically moves the vehicle one square forward.
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Oh, which for our grid is 2 squares forward.
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Yeah, hit the Nos. Who cares?
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Oh, hit the Nos. You've got 2 charges.
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We need to pull ahead before they can.
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No, Yeah, but other. Charges ammo.
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And goodies as you race, hang out the.
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Side also we should use it 'cause I agree gotta get the
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early need. Yeah, let them fight each other
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in the back. Blink, blink.
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That's how racing works. Are we freaking racing Bros?
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We talked. Are we ready?
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Now this is what I call pod racing.
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Yeah. I was just waiting for that one.
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Drive my vehicle, do it. Oh, drive.
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Oh, sorry. 28, yes. Drove it so good.
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Driven, bro. So you managed to pull ahead and
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you gain 2 more squares. Do you go left through The Cave
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or right under the overpass? It's like the tunnel and Monica
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baby. We're taking a right nerd.
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Right, Jeb has decided laps. Are we doing laps?
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No, you're doing one lap. One lap.
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OK, OK, OK. Yeah, because this is the Big
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Gulch right here at the bottom. Where the skull is and you pull
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ahead. Yeah, you guys are doing it.
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Keep doing it. I'm just gonna shoot people to
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get close. I don't drive.
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Yeah. Do it, Good job.
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The zoners trailing in the back are pushing it to the living.
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Yeah, as they fall away past the banana gang, rolling a 22 nice
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passing the banana gang and leaving them in the dust
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suckers. And now they're gaming on BBS
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films. Looks like the zoners are seeing
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if that cave is going to give them some kind of headway the.
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Headword's a cave, no? You've already.
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Changed that. It's wild that is not where the
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end is. I know, yeah, maybe if we're in
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the back we would need a special item, but I feel like we should
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keep our lead. Yeah, I just want to keep
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driving forward is what I want to do.
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Is that just a driveline vehicle check?
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Tip. Sick 02626 Let's go.
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You pull away into this alley, heading towards a sharp right
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turn. The hell yeah.
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Hell yeah, brother. That's nice.
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I can't even see him behind us anymore.
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Oh yeah. Let me shoot something.
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We're making some serious headway.
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It's a suspicious amount of lead we have.
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I mean, hold on now when you say it like that now I'm kind of
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nervous. I was feeling really good up
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until just. Now, I mean, we have two
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excellent drivers, so that's really why we're doing really
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well. Behind you teen C in the
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distance you can see the banana gang gaining upon you as they
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don't go in The Cave, but the zoners disappear into The Cave
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to the north. They're.
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Gaining on us? It's your turn, teen C What do
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you do? Is there?
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That's a lot of squares. They could easily avoid anything
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I threw out the back of this thing.
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Huh. Can I hold a shot?
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Yeah. Shoot their driver, should they
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get close enough. Yeah, So like I'm holding
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basically if they try to make a manoeuvre where like they are
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looking like they're going to try and ram us or something, I'm
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going to pop the one of the drivers.
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Pop them. They they are if you hit nicely,
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you can hit them from here. Oh, I can hit now.
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Then I'll do that 35 feet in terms of are you going to use
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the turret or the pistol? Oh right, we have turrets.
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You got the metal cage launcher, literal things.
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We have the got the junk launcher.
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The cage thing that releases is that what releases the ramble of
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explosives If you put explosives in it, which you did not pick
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up. We did not pick up explosives.
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A Jerry can in it. I will do the talking.
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Yeah, you could. I'm going to fire junk at them.
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I'm going to fire the junk for it.
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Cool. Are you?
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What are you firing at them, George?
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I look at our junk pile and I find combat Boot nice.
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Steel toed boot. Those things hurt.
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Yeah, what do I roll for this since I don't have the standard
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roller shoulder arms? If you want to use heavy weapons
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you can, or you can blag something else.
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So I can roll my shotgun? Yeah, Alright, 13.
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Yep, surprisingly that hits and you watch the boot smash through
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their windscreen and pass through them all.
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You don't roll very high so you don't have anybody in the thing.
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You smash up the windscreen and the vehicle takes about 5
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damage. That is right, shotguns are
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right. Fr 1 yes.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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So you get to shoot once that. Was the banana gang we just hit.
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Yeah. Good.
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Good shot. It is finally you finally found
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your position in the back of the punk, not while you're holding
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this mini gun. And yeah, he's got, he's doing
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like the Captain Morgan stance where he's got like one leg,
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like on one of like the back of it and he just got the mini gun
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like shouldered up to him. He's going to shoot the mini
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gun. Hell yeah, Shoulder locked.
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At these banana fucks. Oh yeah.
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Yeah. 14 Holy moly. Yes, that does hit 44-D6 damage.
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Posts up and just hear the the spit starting to wind up with
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the mini gun and then you just hear a salvo of just rounds fire
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out the back. Do we get to move a little one
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square? Because inertia, I'm sorry,
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shooting the mini gun out the back?
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Of the vehicle. You are fighting, so yes, you do
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I'm. Going to get you.
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Let's go. Newton would be so proud.
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You feel a little jerk as the mini gun pops off.
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Push the shoe forward. Everybody starts shooting out
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the back. Yes, it's a dangerous president.
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There are people. Behind the drivers, yeah.
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Oh. The Banana Gang roll the crit
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and make some headway right behind Phoebe's villains.
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They're really not letting anybody slip.
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I'm going to kill them. It's still anybody's race.
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Roll, drive, land vehicle, whoever wants to take control.
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All right. Ched.
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Here we go. Fuck those Bunny and the boys.
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Unfortunately you lose headway and zoners.
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How are you doing Zoners? What's going on baby O20?
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Nice. The zoners use Nos and blast
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past you to the corner as they make a manoeuvre to take their
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corner which will be their their next check.
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As they do this, they try and shoot at you, folding an eight
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hits for 2D6 damage. It's a piece of junk comes
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hurtling towards the vehicle. The vehicle takes 11 damage.
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An. Eight hits US.
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Sorry, no, I rolled an 8 roll on the dice with their skills in.
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Oh, my mistake. My was like wow, like good.
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Good questioning, though. Excellent.
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Yeah, very good. This however is lower than your
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armour which you installed. So because you didn't have two
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armour it actually does still go through, but it's mitigated by
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far so you only get 5 damage. Let's go.
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Good armour. But it is, it is armour
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piercing. So your armour's down to 11 now.
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Got it. We got so much light on this
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vehicle though. As unfortunately you did fail
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that check, you get rammed from behind.
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Don't tempt me with a good time. Oh no you don't.
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They fail miserably and careen to the north, almost smashing
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into some rocks and causing a bit of damage, losing 1 armor to
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their vehicle. Looks like they slipped on a
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banana peel cause 'cause they're a bit, don't worry about it.
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22:00
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Declan, it's your turn. Oh man, well, I had it something
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I was going to do, but now we're in the back.
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So there's a junk the junk gun. You shot the junk gun TC, right.
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And then there's a what's what's the other gun, The other turret?
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That's not the mini gun. There's a third.
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The barbed wire ball. That you can, if you'd like,
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throw a a canister of of. Fuel in them, fuel in.
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Them OK, OK. Do I see any fans like up on the
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hillside to our right? Yeah, they're all on the top of
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the Ridge. They're all on the like
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cheerings. Yeah.
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And they're are they fans of ours?
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I can tell they're. Cheering, they're just.
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Cheering. They're they're fans of the
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junk. You can't tell from where you
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are. They're really high up, but
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they're people. Might be fans of ours.
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Maybe. I'm going to try to convince
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them to to, you know, interrupt this, the guys that are in front
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of us and like, you know, shoot at them.
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Oh, fun. Yeah.
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Yeah. All right.
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Yeah, and be like, what's her name again?
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For the VB villains. Take them down.
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Don't get too. Far ahead.
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I'll say and I'll be yelling and pointing up top.
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OK, roll this way then. Or acting a.
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Little acting role here. Do it for VV. 19 Yes, their
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skill check to make this corner is now -2.
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Nice. Because they got to weave.
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People throwing their. Garbage.
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Yeah, people throwing rocks at. Them they're throwing rocks,
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they're throwing they they liked what Teensy did.
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Someone throws their shoe. Yeah.
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Docs get on the beach. And Jabba diets go to.
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Well, I think there's only one thing that we really can do, and
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that is we're going to have to drift around this corner.
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Drift it, Jeb. Hold on.
24:32
Hell yeah, hold on to something and pray.
24:36
Hold on to some. As Declan gets to to rally on
24:41
the people on top of the Cliff, you jump into his seat on the
24:45
vehicle and fortunately your foot slips and you go way too
24:49
wide, smacking the Hucknor into a giant rock, and it takes, oh,
25:00
Audi 3 damage. That's not a lot, yeah.
25:03
But but the damage tonight. My my.
25:06
Personal damage is huge. My pride.
25:11
Your pride. Coyote.
25:13
This is -2. Your vehicle.
25:15
And Jeb takes his hands off steering wheel.
25:18
No, hold the steering. Wheel.
25:20
There are two of them there. The cylinders are doing really
25:24
well rolling at 19 even with the -2 they make the corner and
25:30
speed off their head. Wow.
25:33
But Coyote at 2:10. Got a coyote?
25:36
All right, well, yeah, we need to get through this way to keep
25:42
keep driving. So I guess pull ahead.
25:45
Is the manoeuvre name correct? Not trying to ram into the rock.
25:49
Oh yeah, Don't have to rub it in 19. 19 Yes, that is enough.
25:59
You pull ahead, parallel to the zoners.
26:02
The one you shook hand with waves at you, smiles and Wicks
26:05
I. Smile when I wing back.
26:08
Hello. But you rolled high enough that
26:10
you see in the distance you, you're, you see some of the
26:14
light cast across your left hand side and there's a little hole
26:20
in the Cliff side just there to the South.
26:22
And if you were able to do some really short manoeuvres, I mean
26:25
turning the poker notes sideways, you could skip a
26:28
decent amount of this leg of the race.
26:32
It's. Just like a Mario Kart.
26:35
The shortcut. I already took my turn, I can't
26:37
do it now. Oh, you can.
26:40
We should all try what I was saying earlier and lean on one
26:43
side. That's a great idea.
26:46
We hit Revving in the distance, and behind you the banana gang
26:49
starts to gain upon you. Teensy, it's your turn.
26:54
Whoa. All right.
26:55
They're gaining. Huh?
26:57
Is it? It's not.
26:59
It's not narrowed anymore. They're they're closer than they
27:02
were the last time you shot at them.
27:04
OK, I'll, I'll just, I'll shoot the junk again.
27:07
Why not? Hit hit it.
27:09
Wait. Freight 20.
27:11
What piece of junk do you throw at them?
27:14
I look around at the collected junk and I see a broken toaster.
27:17
Cool. This is your last piece of junk.
27:20
Any other piece of junk you want to fire costs one HP from the
27:23
punk noise help itself off the chassis, causing 19 damage.
27:29
You have laid their armor by one huge piece of metal flies off
27:33
behind them and sticks into the sand, causing a billowing of
27:36
dust as they barely hold on. Yeah, their vehicle is is worse
27:43
for wear. Side note, they rolled really
27:45
badly during the Salvatore phase, so you're doing very well
27:49
all right. Who's next?
27:54
Saw just going to see this and he's going to he's going to like
27:58
motion to the banana people and also like motion to the people
28:03
next to us and look at everyone like which one?
28:07
I mean any any dead banana is a good banana.
28:11
Sounds good. Wait.
28:12
Banana people. We got a gentleman to the other
28:15
guy. Banana it is.
28:16
He's going to shoot in the mini gun again, 15. 15 yes, that
28:22
hits. All your damage 1717.
28:27
Yes, you don't take it out entirely, but they do lose
28:32
power. Shawn takes the shot.
28:37
Oh. They're never going to win now.
28:42
They're going down and they're going to have to repair.
28:45
These armour pieces. It's fat.
28:47
Banana gang doing some on site repair.
28:50
That's a 19-O engines run in. They're going to be back in the
28:54
game real soon. Oh no.
28:56
Who wants to? Are you going to try and pit
28:58
through this cave? Oh yeah.
29:00
Who's going to do it? It's up to you, Coyote.
29:03
I clearly can't handle this. Up to me because.
29:07
One bad move, Jeb. Don't let it in your head.
29:09
There's plenty of race. Just just don't let it get
29:11
plenty of race. Don't let it get you down.
29:14
OK. Do it.
29:18
Everybody. We'll all help.
29:19
We'll all lean. Everybody lane, lane, lane.
29:25
We all lean, everyone roll AD 10.
29:28
Never mind as you go to do it, you all get thrown to the other
29:33
side of the vehicle and with the arm on the sides, you're sitting
29:36
in this scoop of the armor. He rolled a 29 so you'd have to
29:42
roll a crit fail on AD 10 to lose this case.
29:45
You are fine. Scared me for a.
29:49
Second then me too. I thought you rolled test.
29:52
I rolled the throw out of there. Me too.
29:54
You have to roll the crit fail because you rolled the 29.
29:56
We're all good. It's OK, Eddie, what did you
29:58
roll? I'm not.
29:58
I rolled the. 4. Oh, you're fine.
30:00
Yeah, And you curve your way through this cake.
30:05
Hell yeah. Drop the.
30:08
Big. Metal ball.
30:11
What? You'd have to you'd have to do
30:13
that on your on your next turn. This is the manoeuvre.
30:16
So as you come around the corner, Declan, you rolled a
30:18
crit on that. So I'm going to let you put your
30:21
hand out and grab the bot that is sitting in the middle of the
30:25
cake. Hell yeah.
30:27
Big time. If there's one guy.
30:29
That I know. Who looks really cool?
30:30
Leaning out of. Cars.
30:32
And you hold it up above you. This the the bots on the on the
30:38
race are predetermined loot that is not random.
30:42
Yank it open as the punk, actually.
30:45
I don't yank it open, I grab it and then I hold it up and it
30:47
hits a slack tight nice. It explodes.
30:51
It explodes open and what lands in front of you is a tank of
30:54
nuts. And.
30:56
Oh yeah, up in the Nos. With some confetti and like the
31:00
the the the sound bite from from Halo if you turn on the skulls.
31:04
Yes, all right. The zoners roll.
31:09
Oh my God, you hear them cheer, and the crowd cheers as they do
31:14
something cool. Now Declan.
31:16
We think they're cheering for us, so I'm like, yeah.
31:19
Yeah. All right, Declan, you're
31:21
heading towards something called the Moor on one of these curves.
31:25
Coming up ahead is a giant pit that will definitely slow you
31:28
down and or hurt someone. Oh no.
31:31
It's a punchy pit. Oh, it's called the more.
31:37
OK, OK, OK. Wait, how far away is it?
31:42
Do I like? I kind of want to.
31:47
The first turn is about 200 feet.
31:50
No, it's 170 feet. And then the actual turns
31:53
themselves are about 90 feet apart.
31:55
OK. I think what would be cool is if
31:57
we like put some fire on the ground right before it, like I'm
32:00
like pouring some gasoline behind me, light it that way the
32:04
other guys, the guys behind us can't see what what's coming.
32:07
Yeah, that's great. You're just going to drop a drop
32:09
a thing and set it on fire? Yeah, yeah.
32:11
You'll just pour some gasoline out off the back as we're going
32:14
forward. Right.
32:15
It's great roll for. Hold on.
32:16
Wait. I got these tight eyed T-shirts.
32:18
We can soak them in gasoline. Yeah.
32:21
That'll be perfect. Ladder up.
32:24
Done. You make the most fucked up
32:26
Molotov cocktail that anyone has ever seen.
32:28
Smells. Like vinegar?
32:34
That's nice. Howdy, inspiration.
32:38
So there's a lot there's there's a lot of skills to look through.
32:41
I'm trying to find the good one here.
32:44
You can use shoulder arms if you want.
32:47
What is shoulder arms? I was just looking at that.
32:49
It's for shotguns, big weapons. Yeah, sure.
32:53
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got you right, Right, right,
32:55
right. Yeah, sure.
32:56
I'll use that. That's good.
32:56
That's that's great to. Me 16 Yeah, you set fire to the
33:00
ground. Nice.
33:01
Set fire to the ground. And then there's, like, I want
33:03
to learn to be like a line of fire right as it's following us.
33:05
Yeah. Yeah, there's fire.
33:07
Here now. Nice, nice, nice.
33:09
Perfect. There's a fiery fire.
33:14
There's fire here. Oh yeah.
33:16
Oh yeah. Drive land vehicle.
33:19
From Oakley. Am I done?
33:20
What am? I done no drive land vehicle.
33:22
I get a drive land vehicle. Yes.
33:24
Oh my God, you guys were going to crash.
33:26
Hold on. I.
33:30
Believe in you, Dwayne. You still got a Jacqueline I?
33:33
Believe in you. There we go.
33:34
We're. Always staying high.
33:36
Here. Oh my God, That's a good role,
33:39
OK. You do our friendship right
33:40
there. Just.
33:41
Not set the. Vehicle guys.
33:42
Oh yeah, congratulations. It turns out I didn't.
33:46
Even think about that. You didn't need a revival in
33:49
your career, you needed friendship.
33:52
Friendship. You.
33:54
Needed a good. Support system.
33:59
Hey Declan, I always knew you had it in you, but check this
34:02
shit out. Oh. 25 You make it to the first
34:09
corner and you can see the mall before you to the West.
34:14
Hey you guys think if I punch the Nos button we could skirt
34:20
around this? This here ma hit.
34:24
Hit the Nos bro, let's skirt around.
34:28
The it's really just to get us to the turn, you know?
34:32
So we can. You want to.
34:33
Hit the Nos straight into the MA.
34:35
I'm ready to go out with you. Typically you shift into lower
34:40
gears during turns, but I like your energy, so the.
34:43
Idea being that we speed up until we get.
34:46
To. You know.
34:47
I don't. I don't know much about driving,
34:54
I just thought you were ready to go out.
34:55
I thought you were a driver. No, I, well, I mean I play a
34:58
driver in the movies. Oh, sure, sure.
35:01
I've seen you fat, so you can at least you can always bring that
35:05
into your real life. Maybe you could bring in the
35:07
driving too. But no need because we're
35:09
getting out of here real soon, real fast.
35:12
Maybe sooner rather than later. I'm punching the nose hit.
35:15
The nurse. Throw me another driving check
35:19
Beater 13 easy. Oh.
35:23
Yes, you feather the nurse and you don't use the charge with.
35:29
Your grip. There's just some in the tubes
35:34
from when you used it earlier, and you get to just the right
35:38
speed to make corner on the Moor.
35:40
As you pass by, you can see the wreckage of other punk notes
35:43
from the long gone past, stuck between the teeth like spikes of
35:47
this seemingly endless hole. In the ground.
35:52
Oh. Yeah, we, yeah, you know, good,
35:55
good thinking to use the almost empty Nos bottle because I think
36:03
we would have died, you guys. You hear the crowd in the
36:05
distance make the noise that someone has done something bad
36:09
and it's. Got hurt like that, it's.
36:13
Not us, right? No, it's not you.
36:15
We're. OK, we're OK.
36:16
We're good, we're good. And then you hear the
36:18
distinctive sound of Nos being used.
36:20
Tarquin. Here's us.
36:26
Rage is in another time zone. Play breaking, baby.
36:30
We're driving. Let's go.
36:35
Oh, I imploded. Oh no, that's not good.
36:37
Oh no, this is really not good 9. 9.
36:45
It's very bad. Instead of making this next
36:48
corner, the punk knock crashes into the wall of the Cliff and
36:51
you can hear the crowd above you make that same noise again.
36:57
Crazy to see 2 pop nods do exactly the same fucking thing.
37:02
That's where they're going, racing, land, spin.
37:04
Out this is the most efficient way.
37:06
And the vehicle loses I. Spun out 15 HP holes.
37:16
There's a piece of armour literally flies off and sticks
37:18
into a rock causing sparks on the ground.
37:21
This shit's got oversteer teensy.
37:23
What the fuck? Passing the buck.
37:29
Passing the buck. Like a true racing driver, it's.
37:34
The car's fault? You hear some of the crowd start
37:38
chanting banana and then someone, someone screams.
37:43
The bananas are on fire and the zoners fall to 3rd place.
37:52
Oh wait, wait, they're on fire? When they said they're on fire,
37:55
is that? Like a oh.
37:56
Wow, those guys are doing great, but they're.
37:58
Like, Oh my. God, they're literally caught on
38:00
fire. Oh God.
38:05
They are behind you still teensy.
38:07
It's your turn. Yeah, but the no ones.
38:09
Can I try and fix something on the car You?
38:11
Can you can break the car? Yeah, to.
38:14
Fix something. I would love to fix the car.
38:17
The Nos tank that has been found has not been installed on the
38:19
vehicle. If you want them to be able to
38:21
use it, you have to install it while it's moving.
38:23
OK I'll do that. Is that another upgrade rule?
38:27
Yep, he did that team. Yay.
38:31
Let's now have two charges, Nos Yeah, so.
38:36
For the. Barb.
38:38
Wire. Is it a projectile or does it
38:42
roll on the ground? It rolls on the ground like a
38:44
banana or a Mario Kart. So it'll it'll just if there was
38:48
someone was directly behind you, you could like lob it directly
38:50
at that, but it kind of just sticks in the ground as an
38:52
obstacle. If they hit it, it's bad, Yeah.
38:54
So I was going to. As we are.
38:56
Stuck here on this rock, momentarily, he's going to hop
38:59
into the the Metal Cage launcher and he's going to aim it right
39:05
at that turn. Cool.
39:06
You're going to make the turn harder.
39:09
Yes. Nice. 15.
39:13
Yeah, nice. You put an obstacle at the turn
39:17
for the morph, which will make it harder for people to do
39:21
things here. They either have to take the
39:23
wide turn closer to the the the the moth or if they come, if
39:28
they try to skirt the wall, the the barbed wires there.
39:31
Yes, exactly. I'm going to put it one away
39:33
from the wall. Perfect.
39:35
Yep, exactly. Nice.
39:36
So there's this huge ball of barbed wire that as it flies out
39:40
like pops open, it's like spring loaded and then rolls on the
39:43
ground and then it starts to scrape across the ground as it.
39:46
Digs its teeth. In as a genuine obstacle for the
39:49
people behind you. That was a lot more metal than I
39:51
thought it was going to be. The screeching reminds you of
39:54
your first EP Oh. Fantastic. 16 That's not good
40:02
for them. You see the Banana gang Crest
40:06
around the corner of the mall behind you.
40:09
They they're close, they're they're going to make the turn
40:12
on their next turn. It's your turn to move the
40:14
vehicle. Who's driving?
40:16
Did you have a baby? OK, you had it, cowboy.
40:18
You know y'all, y'all putting a lot of trust in the media.
40:21
Driving checks to take these two turns.
40:24
Two driving checks. Whoa.
40:26
Here's the first one. 28 Nice. Here's the next one.
40:33
Is this where I mind you, You have an inspiration?
40:35
Good though. It is.
40:37
I start just getting in that second turn, you know, we start
40:40
to, I was going to say we start losing traction, but we
40:42
literally don't have. You lose thrust is what you're
40:45
looking for. OK.
40:46
Or you. Or you lock up.
40:48
Yeah, Smoke Jeba started to realize that since there is no,
40:56
there are no tires, there's no traction, that this whole thing
40:59
is very floaty. You know, that's why that's why
41:01
he messed up that other time and ran into the rock.
41:04
But now he's realizing that like, you're really, it's almost
41:07
more like driving a boat, you know?
41:10
And and so you kind of have to like anticipate the turn, start
41:13
turning much before the turn actually comes up so you can
41:16
actually get it right. And so as he's thinking that, he
41:18
takes that second turn, pulls the steering wheel to the left a
41:22
lot sooner than he thinks that he normally.
41:24
Would. If he was driving a car.
41:26
Nice, but even this. It's a little too tight.
41:30
He's pull, he pulls it a little too far and he's going right
41:33
into the side of that wall. But then he realizes, wait, you
41:38
just got to hit that. Last remaining.
41:40
Knots. You've got 2 charges left.
41:43
The last two. Remaining knots, so I'm going to
41:45
use that as my inspiration. Cool.
41:51
Use not to get almost all the way around the the Nuremberg
41:57
twist that we've got here at Widows Gulch, and you lose your
42:03
chasers as the Banana Gang and the Zoners disappear behind you.
42:08
Between the twists and turns of this Cliff racetrack in the
42:12
distance, you hear the revving of punknut engines and gunfire.
42:17
Oh, they do really well. The soldiers got lucky with that
42:22
turn and it looks like they're way on their way to catch it up
42:25
to the VV villains. Did we?
42:29
Do we have a rocket launcher? No.
42:31
No, we did not get one. That's too bad.
42:33
Damn do. That mini gun.
42:36
Yeah, we do have a, We do have. The mini gun, we also have
42:38
whatever guns you have. You also you could maybe like
42:40
throw some crazy shit into the trash launcher.
42:44
You could have a trash trap, that's right.
42:49
I was hoping to make an explosion of some sort.
42:52
Do we still have a Jerry can? You have one more Jerry can of
42:55
fuel. Oh, OK, yeah.
42:56
So I'm going to Jerry can into the junk launcher.
42:59
I'm going to launch it straight up into the Cliff side, right?
43:02
That's like north of us, right? To try to like create a rubble.
43:06
Fall. Nice.
43:07
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Love it.
43:09
Yeah, yeah, Hold on. I'm going to use.
43:12
Oh, what was the what was the turret skill again?
43:15
That was shoulder arms, shoulder arms, which is right here. 22
43:20
Yeah, you caused three huge boulders to fall, making this
43:23
turn a lot harder for your other race fellows to catch you.
43:28
Perfect. The crowd starts to cheer on top
43:31
of the Cliff above you all. Right, looks like we just have
43:35
the straight away in the jump jump.
43:38
Got a hair it's a hairpin, but it's.
43:40
A hairpin. Yeah, a hairpin in the jump.
43:43
It's going to be crazy. Let's go, Jeb.
43:46
Let's. Go.
43:48
Well, we've nosh before. Let's nosh again.
43:53
Jeb, you are fully aware that there is a jump coming up ahead.
43:57
Say that. But isn't that what I?
44:00
Guess no. Make the turn.
44:01
There is a there is a jump coming up ahead you.
44:03
Know this because you have jumped it already.
44:05
Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, the idea was to use the Nos
44:08
for the jump, let's be clear. Yes.
44:10
So it's. It's coming up.
44:12
We got it, but we still have to make this turn.
44:13
Got it. Yeah, make that turn first. 23
44:17
Yes, good enough. You make it around the hairpin
44:20
corner, gaining A sizeable lead in this race, and in front of
44:24
you is a huge hole in the ground, and on the right is a
44:27
huge rock that has been carved into the shape of a skull.
44:31
In front of you is Widow's Gulch.
44:34
If you don't want to jump this, there is a cave to the right
44:38
called the Chicken Root. Why would we not jump it?
44:41
Dude I will jump off of this. Car.
44:45
Of this. Does somebody else want to?
44:48
Press the red button. It's not your turn yet.
44:51
You've only just made the corner.
44:53
You have to wait. I say to the rest of the group
44:56
so that they can press the Nos button.
44:59
You hear the zoners behind you? Oh no.
45:03
If a distinct were of their engine, they have really gained
45:07
because they've rolled 23 on a driving turn.
45:10
Whatever. Coyote.
45:12
Yeah, Jim just just rolled 23, so.
45:15
Hit the big red button. Right.
45:17
It's, it's my turn. I'm gonna hit that big red
45:19
button. We're hitting the Nos, baby.
45:21
Let's go. There's the regular.
45:23
Nos button and then there's the the Nos button that has a little
45:26
glass casing on the top. They have to press open, then
45:29
press the red button. Exactly.
45:30
Exactly. Who's who's the person who's
45:33
pulling the joystick the other way in order to cause it to
45:37
Bunny hop over this? Yeah, remember the Bunny hop
45:39
technique? It is a 40 foot gap.
45:42
Oh boy. I got a 23.
45:45
Bing bang boom baby. 23 Your vehicle blasts towards this open
45:53
chasm in the ground as you pull your joystick to the right.
45:59
Who pulls the joystick to the left?
46:00
I'll. Pull it to the right.
46:03
And you swear the skull below you, as you float over this gap,
46:09
smiles a little bit. What are those dude brothers
46:11
going to be up to next week? And you crash down onto the
46:17
other side. The bottom of the punk knot
46:18
scrapes across the compacted sand and you feel the vehicle
46:24
because you didn't like all the Crick.
46:25
Lose a little bit of its HP, but it's still fine.
46:29
There's a bit of armour, you lose a little bit of health, but
46:32
you make it over Widow's Gulch and the crowd on the cliffs
46:35
above you goes fucking nuts, Screams.
46:40
And they're screaming for you. Yeah.
46:43
That's. Nice driving.
46:47
There's a there's a particular group that's going kayo.
46:49
Kayo yeah, that's. My.
46:54
Best I. Have friends.
46:56
I have friends. You vaguely hear the banana gang
47:00
trying to catch up, but they're real far behind at this point.
47:03
Teensy. Behind you, you see the Zoners
47:06
who are trying to gear up to do their jump.
47:10
What? Are they down?
47:13
Teensy take take the jock strap, OK?
47:18
You know what to do. The jock strap, because it is
47:20
light, has extra range. Yeah, firing this jock strap at
47:24
them as they try and make their jump.
47:26
Nice. Do it.
47:29
Is that still my shotgun? Yes. 19 Hell yeah dog.
47:36
So the jock strap flies over with those golf back towards
47:40
their vehicle, sticks to the front of their vehicle.
47:43
Splat. And you see them swerve and
47:46
crash into the side of the Cliff as the crowd above them makes
47:52
that noise when someone gets hurt during a sporting event.
47:58
Oh, yeah, that was it. So this has given you a better
48:03
chance to shoot them if you want to.
48:04
They are far behind if I want to.
48:06
What? What?
48:07
Oh, it's source time now. So he's now you've caused them
48:11
to fall to the side with a jump cannon and now they're kind of a
48:14
still target. So if he wants to shoot them
48:16
with a mini gun, he can. But.
48:18
Absolutely. All right, Gentleman's agreement
48:22
out the window if I can. You shouted.
48:24
You shouted with the Jack. Strap can you?
48:27
Oh. Go to fire and the gun jams, the
48:31
barrel spins and it cuts a piece of the flesh in your leg and you
48:34
lose. Oh shit.
48:40
That hard. Yeah.
48:43
The, the, the belt, the the belt that the, the bullets are held
48:46
in. Yeah.
48:47
Cut me. Cut my thigh up a thigh.
48:50
Yeah. Oh, it's please.
48:52
It's OK, because now we've kept our gentleman's agreement.
48:54
Just pretend you didn't mean to do that.
48:56
I. Thought they were the banana
48:57
boys. I fucked up, I got my legs
49:01
fucked up. Big old meat guys.
49:06
Take a water break, take a drink, hydrate, hydrate.
49:10
You're doing good grab. One of them water bottles back
49:12
there. You hear a punk note in the
49:14
distance hit fallen boulders, and a bunch of people in the
49:18
distance scream. Your trap has been sprung so.
49:26
Joy in my heart. All right, home stretch, single
49:30
tear. If you roll well enough, you win
49:33
the junk run. You're telling me it all comes
49:36
down to this? If you roll over 20, you will
49:39
pass that finish line. Easy, you're base 21 you.
49:44
Literally. Don't.
49:48
And your hunk nut slides over the finish line and as it comes
49:55
to a stop it putters and runs out of dance.
49:58
Oh yeah. Rock'n'roll baby, we won, we
50:04
won. I've joined off the junk one.
50:07
US. These these fellas and.
50:13
These. Fellas and the winner of
50:16
$25,000. Also us, I believe.
50:22
I I jump off of the punk knot and I take off my tie dye shirt
50:27
and I do a soccer knee slide. Across the ground on the.
50:32
Sand roaming an athletics check 'cause it's sand.
50:36
Sure. Yeah, that's fine course.
50:39
Of nothing. It's everywhere.
50:40
Where is my one SEC? Oh, OK, where?
50:44
Is my Cristiano Ronaldo slide skill?
50:48
12. Yeah, that's fine.
50:50
You do not hurt yourself. You do dirt dirty up your knees,
50:53
but you're fine. That's fine.
50:54
Does it look cool? It looks cool, all right?
50:57
Everyone's cheering for you, that's all.
50:59
Yeah, yeah. The rest of the evening passes
51:03
by with Celebration Rave telling you that the West Wind Pack is
51:07
no longer in debt because they bet on you and you all walk away
51:11
with the knowledge that you were the winner of the Junk Run 2049
51:16
and 5000 days. Oh, and the Banana Gang, you
51:21
know, in turn up at the end they had to split.
51:24
Oh. Hey, Norman.
51:26
Hey, Norman. Norman, just real quick, between
51:30
you and me, was it one of them banana boys that broke your leg?
51:35
It wasn't an accident like I thought from the very beginning,
51:38
no. No, it was one of the.
51:41
Banana boys. They hired.
51:41
They hired. Just had to make sure I wasn't
51:46
getting any false information. Really feel your figure.
51:49
I probably should have asked you immediately, but I kept calling
51:52
you. Went straight to voicemail every
51:53
time. Yeah.
51:55
Jeff, you can stop calling me now.
51:56
I am on a lot of drugs. I would like to rap.
51:59
He hangs up. I was going to say that we also
52:01
won the OK, well, friends, I really feel like we, we came
52:10
together and we, we did what we set out to do, unfortunately.
52:16
I. Kind of already have a crew that
52:18
I run with on a semi weekly basis.
52:23
Oh, that, that's OK, yeah. No, I'm not.
52:25
Really into like this. This is.
52:27
Kind of a one this is kind. Of A1 bot.
52:29
Thing you can. Come to girls night, I guess.
52:32
But yeah. Well, I'm we're really part time
52:36
edge runners. We don't really do this.
52:37
OK, good, good. Yeah, I just didn't want to, you
52:39
know, leave you guys astray. Don't get me wrong.
52:41
Love you guys. Best friend Forever VV's B.
52:45
B's for sure. Sure.
52:47
For sure, Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just, you know, I just want to
52:49
throw that out there, kind of keep it on the up and up.
52:53
I'll see you guys around, but like in a totally.
52:56
Yeah, stop by the stop by the Bubble Tea Cafe and we'll, we'll
52:59
just hang. We'll get fucked up.
53:02
Yeah, OK. Well, now we're talking.
53:03
Let me know if you want me to. You know, I could play a gig at
53:06
the the Bubble Tea Cafe. That sounds pretty good.
53:09
We we can talk to Vivi about that.
53:11
She'll. Allow it, I promise you.
53:14
Jeb, if you ever want to get into the acting game, you know
53:18
who to call. I think you could really, you
53:21
know, pull some some audience members with your fame and
53:24
you're a hell of a driver. Hey Will, I appreciate that
53:27
Trinity. What was that?
53:30
Trinity. I was like Trinity I like.
53:32
It's good, OK. I had a few other ones and.
53:36
Jeb takes out a little notepad that he's been writing in.
53:38
I got a the the dickler like Declan, but you know.
53:42
Yeah. No, I get it.
53:43
Yeah. Dickly, D.
53:45
That was another good. One, I had to use three, DI said
53:49
that one. Big Dick, that was that was
53:52
there, which also and then there was also Big D middle name is
53:59
Danger. It could be like AAD cup which
54:02
is. Pretty.
54:05
Good. And that concludes no latency
54:22
side quest Junk Wars. Thank you so much for listening
54:26
and for joining us this junkyard July.
54:29
Before we go, hear a few words from our friends and players.
54:34
Thanks for having the latency, this was super fun.
54:36
I love playing Coyote. You can find me at Enis R Morgan
54:40
at basically all places. If you liked this and liked
54:44
hearing me and day play Cyberpunk, you can check us out
54:47
on YouTube at Infinite Sided Dice.
54:50
We play Cyberpunk Red in an actual play called Cyberpunk
54:53
Edge of Extinction and it's super cool.
54:56
It's a lot darker than this, but we're in the middle of Season 3
55:00
right now, and we'd love to, you know, have you have you watched?
55:04
So that'd be great. I'm also going to be at San
55:06
Diego Comic Con, so be sure to find me and say hi.
55:10
Sure thing. Thanks so much for having me
55:12
again. I love playing with you guys.
55:15
You can find me all over the Internet at Diane Hutton.
55:19
It's Diane Hutton. The name is interesting.
55:22
It's just me. If you Google it, this is I.
55:27
It is I I am that like and I said infinite site dice love it
55:32
so good Comic Con. I have nothing else going on, so
55:37
I'm I'm just going to thank, thank you for your time.
55:42
Yeah, I'm Chris. You can find me online handle
55:45
Storm Beard across pretty much every platform.
55:49
I am a regular on magic RPG where I am playing or DM ING my
55:55
first game, a Warhammer 40K wrath and glory game on Friday
55:58
nights. And you can also yeah magic RPG
56:02
on twitch, magic RPG on YouTube or Stormbeard if you want to
56:05
follow me. Love playing on No Latency.
56:08
Awesome time every single time we play.
56:10
So thank you Paris. Chris, is your real last name
56:13
Stormbeard? Is my real last name Stormbeard?
56:18
Listen. I don't know.
56:18
No, no, no, no. OK, OK.
56:22
You, you introduce yourself as Chris Stormbeard.
56:25
And I was like, just now you spoke.
56:27
To the Internet I'm Paris Binary Dragon.
56:29
OK, OK, what's like fandom stuff?
56:32
You know everyone. Yeah, yeah, there.
56:33
Have been crazier. Last name.
56:35
That's fair. That's fair.
56:36
That would be that'd be an amazing.
56:37
Actual last name is Aerosmith, so that's fair, yeah.
56:40
Oh. Come on.
56:41
Yeah, Dave's name is Diane. Kyle, alright.
56:43
I'll go, I'll go. Love that's also.
56:45
Cool, Yes, it is my my last name is Love.
56:48
I'm Kyle love. I'm actually I run like my
56:51
Internet presence is running a bouldering YouTube channel
56:54
called bad water bouldering. Don't check that out if you're a
56:57
rock climber or if you're not, it's still good.
57:00
But I also have ran system switch with Peter and Paris over
57:05
here and that was a great time. I've known about no latency for
57:08
a long time, so it's really fun to finally be on the show.
57:11
Hell yeah. So.
57:12
Thanks for having me, I really had a great time.
57:15
Thanks for joining us for the first time, Kyle.
57:17
Really. Wait, give me that that
57:18
bouldering channel again. It's called bad water
57:21
bouldering. Bad water bouldering.
57:23
I haven't rock climbed in ages, but I do love it and I do love
57:26
watching climbing. The best?
57:29
Bad water bouldering. And finally.
57:32
Well, friends, it's been another pleasure to be on here.
57:36
This is actually one of the first times I've been on one of
57:38
like my own quote UN quote side quest in a long time so it feels
57:42
good. Last 1 of Season 2.
57:43
Yeah, it feels good to to to kind of do something more
57:46
contained and straightforward. It was so much fun.
57:50
Thank you for listening. And of course, if you want to
57:52
hear more of me and Kyle and Paris and Binary, then go listen
57:58
to System Switch. And of course, you can check out
58:01
Jeb and all of the crew out there on No Latency every week
58:07
Wednesday nights. Thank you so much to all of our
58:10
guests today for this No latency side quest.
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58:15
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58:28
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