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FULL SHOW_ Leadership, Strawberry Letter_ Bigger Is Not Always Better - 4.8.26 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 3: So given them.
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  Speaker 4: Black the bu bu boozy, the listening to.
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  Speaker 5: Me, I don't joy, yea joy.
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  Speaker 2: You don't do that.
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  Speaker 4: I love you. Turn turn, I.
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  Speaker 4: Looking come.
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  Speaker 6: Come out?
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  Speaker 2: You think that, Uh huh, I sure will. Good morning, everybody.
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  Speaker 2: Excuse me, you are listening to the voice.
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  Speaker 7: Come on dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 7: got a radio show man o man or man something
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  Speaker 7: going on real good today. You ought to feel blessed today.
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  Speaker 7: The fact that God woke you up and gave you
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  Speaker 7: another opportunity. You know, every day you wake up, it's
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  Speaker 7: another chance. It's a chance for all of us to
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  Speaker 7: get better, to get it right, to get on the
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  Speaker 7: right path, to stop heading the wrong way. Every day
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  Speaker 7: you wake up, that's your opportunity. See, because He's gonna
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  Speaker 7: keep waking you up because he has a.
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  Speaker 2: Plan for you. You know, I don't know, uh you know,
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  Speaker 2: I don't. I don't.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know when he makes his call, and you
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  Speaker 7: know who gets called home when I can't explain it.
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  Speaker 2: I don't have that answer. I'm not him, I'm not God.
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  Speaker 2: I don't claim to be. I don't.
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  Speaker 7: I don't understand it all sometimes, but God has an
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  Speaker 7: amazing way. But as long as he's waking you up,
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  Speaker 7: I do know this. God ain't through with you yet.
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  Speaker 7: God has a plan for you. Your job is to identify.
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  Speaker 7: Identify the plan. You know, that's clearly what I need
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  Speaker 7: for you to do. You know, oftentimes the thing that
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  Speaker 7: you're looking for, it's right there inside of you.
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  Speaker 3: You know.
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  Speaker 7: I can't tell you how many people I meet, mister Harvey,
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  Speaker 7: Mister Harvey, can't speak to you for a minute.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Man, what's up with you? Man? I was just wondering.
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  Speaker 7: Man, I've been trying to and I wanted to know, Man,
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  Speaker 7: can you give me a good agent? Can you give
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  Speaker 7: me a good lawyer? Can you give me a good Now? Look,
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  Speaker 7: if you got some legal problems, I understand you're gonna
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  Speaker 7: need some help right there. But the majority of questions
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  Speaker 7: I get asked is about their future, about their place
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  Speaker 7: in this world, about their mission, about what they're trying
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  Speaker 7: to do, how they trying to figure out, and then
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  Speaker 7: the how to go about doing it. But the answer
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  Speaker 7: I'm remind all of you is always within yourself. It
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  Speaker 7: starts right there. See a lot of people burn up
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  Speaker 7: a lot of time looking around trying to find someone.
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  Speaker 7: If I could just meet them, if I could just
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  Speaker 7: get on her show. Man, if all, if I could
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  Speaker 7: just get to his show, I beat and made it.
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  Speaker 7: That's not necessarily the case. Because See, just like every
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  Speaker 7: time you put your put your faith in a person
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  Speaker 7: or an event or currence or some type of thing
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  Speaker 7: that you imagine yourself being in there and that'll do
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  Speaker 7: it for you. Imagine of all the people who've made
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  Speaker 7: it without you know, I look at everybody telling me, man,
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  Speaker 7: if I could get on so and so show, that'll
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  Speaker 7: do it for me. Man, somebody else got on that
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  Speaker 7: show and they blew up. Man, if I could just
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  Speaker 7: make it to that show, do you know how many
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  Speaker 7: people have made it without that? So, see, when you
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  Speaker 7: start focusing in on what your idea of how to
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  Speaker 7: make it, and your idea of how to make it
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  Speaker 7: does not include your relationship with God.
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  Speaker 2: You spinning your wheels.
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  Speaker 7: Man, It's a vicious cycle you in now, and I'm
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  Speaker 7: asking everybody to get out of that cycle. Get out
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  Speaker 7: of looking for someone and something. The answer is within you.
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  Speaker 7: God resides in you. That burning thing that you have
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  Speaker 7: that you just can't get out your head, that's a seed.
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  Speaker 7: God plant that dare. That's a seed. It needs watering, nurturing, fertilizing.
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  Speaker 7: That's what it needs.
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  Speaker 2: It didn't it.
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  Speaker 7: Don't ever say, man, I need that other person right
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  Speaker 7: there now. There are people you will meet that will
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  Speaker 7: compliment you, and I can assure you that God will
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  Speaker 7: put you in the right place at the right time.
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  Speaker 7: I'm almost certain that God will introduce you to everybody
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  Speaker 7: you need to be introduced to to make it to
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  Speaker 7: wherever it is. You all are trying to get to
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  Speaker 7: him talking about you and God now, But the moment
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  Speaker 7: you take it into your own hands and you make
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  Speaker 7: the decision as to who you got to get to
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  Speaker 7: just clouded and muddied the waters. See God's plan for
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  Speaker 7: you don't really need your help. Uh oh, it needs
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  Speaker 7: your attention, It needs your focus, it needs your faith,
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  Speaker 7: and it needs your hard work. But He needs you
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  Speaker 7: to listen. He needs you to listen more than anything. Listen,
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  Speaker 7: keep the faith and be willing to work your tail off.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know how you think it can happen any
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  Speaker 7: other way. But then again I do because I try
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  Speaker 7: to make it another way. So I had to come
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  Speaker 7: to the conclusion, Hey man, listen here, dog, this ain't
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  Speaker 7: working for you. You got to get some more God, here, man,
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  Speaker 7: listen to me. The answer was always within me, the
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  Speaker 7: moment I sat down with myself and told myself the
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  Speaker 7: truth that hein Partner, You ain't really all that, hey, Partner,
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  Speaker 7: regardless as of what people are seeing and stuff, you ain't.
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  Speaker 7: Hey Pardner, this really ain't about you. Hey Pardner, you
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  Speaker 7: really ain't all that good at this. God is keeping
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  Speaker 7: you for a reason. Okay, hold up, Steve, quit tripping.
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  Speaker 2: What I need to do.
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  Speaker 7: I just started talking to myself and then I heard
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  Speaker 7: Bishop Jakes say a couple of things. Then I was
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  Speaker 7: watching TV. I heard Joel Oldstein say a couple of
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  Speaker 7: things and I went, wow, man, okay, cool, that's pretty slick.
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  Speaker 7: I'm gonna try that. And when I did it, it
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  Speaker 7: changed my life. I am telling you, man, it has
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  Speaker 7: been God this whole time, and the God has been
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  Speaker 7: residing inside of me, just like the God resides on
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  Speaker 7: the inside of you. That's Him talking to you, telling you, man,
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  Speaker 7: you ought to get it together. Man making you feel bad.
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  Speaker 7: It's sending you on guilt trips, you knowing you wrong,
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  Speaker 7: and you out there wrong and something telling you you
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  Speaker 7: are not do it. Here's how you know is God.
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  Speaker 7: And Bishop Alma taught me this in his book He's
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  Speaker 7: Got I can't think of the name of it right now,
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  Speaker 7: but it's a really good book. But it says in
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  Speaker 7: that man. Bishop Olmo was talking in this book and
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  Speaker 7: he was saying, the way you know is not God's voice.
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  Speaker 2: Is if it ain't no sin in it.
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  Speaker 7: See how many times have you made up in your mind,
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  Speaker 7: I'm gonna show this person or I'm gonna show that person,
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  Speaker 7: or I'm gonna get this person back. You hurt me,
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  Speaker 7: I'm gonna hurt you. You know the Lord don't like ugly.
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  Speaker 7: I'll show you well, the Lord don't like ugly. But
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  Speaker 7: no way in that does it's safe for you to
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  Speaker 7: go show them. It doesn't say that. See, so when
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  Speaker 7: you strike out on that mission, you know the God
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  Speaker 7: knows in my heart I loved you, but I got
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  Speaker 7: to do this because you did me. Whoa whoa who
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  Speaker 7: ain't got nothing to do with God? Right there, you
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  Speaker 7: can take him out of it. If it's God, has
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  Speaker 7: no sin in it. So anytime somebody come to me
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  Speaker 7: talking about the Lord told me to do this to
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  Speaker 7: you and that's the only reason, and I'm doing it,
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  Speaker 7: you need to get yourself right with God. I had
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  Speaker 7: all them threats right there. That ain't God talking to
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  Speaker 7: me through you. What are you crazy? If it's God,
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  Speaker 7: it has no sin in it. So you got to
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  Speaker 7: be careful man, when you talking to people. If we're
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  Speaker 7: gonna go down here and we're gonna do this because
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  Speaker 7: this is the right thing to do, if it has
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  Speaker 7: something wrong going on, then it can't be the right
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  Speaker 7: thing to do.
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  Speaker 2: Took me a minute to learn that one.
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  Speaker 7: But please get that through your head so you can
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  Speaker 7: quit spinning yourself around and remember everything you're looking for
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  Speaker 7: is within you. It's all right there. Quit wasting your
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  Speaker 7: time looking around all the time. Go to your God, man,
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  Speaker 7: talk to him. Go to that spirit that's on the
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  Speaker 7: inside of you that's calling you. Stop letting people shake
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  Speaker 7: your tree. At the end of the day, somebody gonna
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  Speaker 7: be right, somebody gonna be wrong. All right, y'all, we're
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  Speaker 7: gonna have to go on day tripping little bit going through.
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  Speaker 1: Something you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 7: Ladies and gentlemen, I said, ladies and gentlemen, I say
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  Speaker 7: it the third time, ladies and gentlemen. Now that I
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  Speaker 7: have your attention, I'm gonna say that again, now that
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  Speaker 7: have your attention. See, that's a very unique way of
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  Speaker 7: doing it. Now everybody's going, what is he doing. I'm
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  Speaker 7: telling you to be mindful that today is today that
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  Speaker 7: the Lord has made. Let us rejoice and be glad
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  Speaker 7: in it. I'm coming to you to be mindful that
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  Speaker 7: unique and why so unique? Because it can only be
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  Speaker 7: done by God. Man, this is so great to realize this. Man,
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  Speaker 7: y'all wake up, man, be grateful. Tell God how much
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  Speaker 7: you appreciate. Great way to start today. Shirley Strawberry, Carler Parrell, Mississippi,
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  Speaker 7: Monica Junior, the Comeback Kid, and the Legend of Nephew Tommy. Yeah, well, junior,
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  Speaker 7: what's happening today?
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  Speaker 2: I'm going for warn you. I may answer this question
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  Speaker 2: this morning. Difference to go ahead?
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  Speaker 8: Okay, that's fine, unh, Well listen, let me ask you this, hunh.
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  Speaker 8: How do you did you ever see yourself in a
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  Speaker 8: leadership position?
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  Speaker 2: Hun?
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  Speaker 6: Did you ever want to be in a leadership position?
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  Speaker 2: And quality?
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  Speaker 6: You got to take me?
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  Speaker 7: Well, I've always wanted to be in a leadership car
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  Speaker 7: because I ain't never thought you know what, and I've
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  Speaker 7: said this before on the show. I think I never
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  Speaker 7: met a man that I thought should have been in
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  Speaker 7: charge of me.
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  Speaker 1: Before.
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  Speaker 7: I just I'm just sorry, man. I ain't never met
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  Speaker 7: nobody that I thought should have been in charge of me.
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  Speaker 7: The only people that I bowed down to be in
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  Speaker 7: charge of me was my parents, Slick Harvey and Ill
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  Speaker 7: log Ville Harvey.
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  Speaker 2: They could be in charge of me. After that, that
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  Speaker 2: was it.
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  Speaker 1: What about your boss at work? That's why you kept
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  Speaker 1: losing your job?
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  Speaker 2: Poor boss? He shouldn't have been in charge of me.
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  Speaker 6: Your boss?
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  Speaker 2: Hell no, why.
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  Speaker 1: Because it was his company.
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  Speaker 7: Look I'm looking at it. I never had a see
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  Speaker 7: it was my brother. I never had a boss. I
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  Speaker 7: never wanted that I ever wanted to be. I never
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  Speaker 7: aspired to be none of my bosses now, none of
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  Speaker 7: them went man, that's that's what I want. His job,
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  Speaker 7: I want his check.
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  Speaker 2: I want I don't know.
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  Speaker 7: No, what didn't none of them drive what I wanted
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  Speaker 7: to drive? Ain't none of them live in the house.
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  Speaker 7: I was dreaming a habit.
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  Speaker 2: I no, I just never.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I've just never ever had a person that I
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  Speaker 7: thought should have been in charge of me, which is
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  Speaker 7: why I don't understand why God has given me his wife,
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  Speaker 7: because I have told him I don't want nobody in
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  Speaker 7: charge of me.
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  Speaker 2: She come, lord, what is this about?
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 2: Hum blending?
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  Speaker 1: It's about marriage.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not understanding this.
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  Speaker 7: In charge of hoodle? Let's see if we was in
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  Speaker 7: charge each other. Okay, well I'm not in charge of hoo.
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  Speaker 2: She in charge of me?
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  Speaker 1: This is something crazy. I like that very cute. All right, guys,
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  Speaker 1: thank you.
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  Speaker 9: Coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, we
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  Speaker 9: will hear from the nephew if he runs.
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  Speaker 1: That prank back right after this, I'm in charge of you.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show.
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  Speaker 9: All right, it is time for the nephew to run
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  Speaker 9: that prank back. Nephew, what do you have for us
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  Speaker 9: this fine morning?
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  Speaker 2: It's fine, great getting up moaning?
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  Speaker 11: I have alarm alert, surely, Alarm alert okay, alarm alert.
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  Speaker 11: That sounds pretty simple, pretty easy. Let's go cat do.
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  Speaker 11: Let's see what we're talking about.
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  Speaker 1: Alarm alert.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach the Denise please.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, this is Denise.
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  Speaker 3: Hi, Denise, this is Tony. I'm calling security. I've got
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  Speaker 3: an alarm that we've got an alarm that's gone off
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  Speaker 3: on you guys property or are you guys? We're just
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  Speaker 3: checking before we send authorities out. Is everything okay? Did
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  Speaker 3: maybe someone trip the alarm?
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  Speaker 12: Oh my gosh, No, I'm at work. I'm at work
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  Speaker 12: right now.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not home.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Do you have a tet or dog or anything that
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  Speaker 3: could actually trip the alarm?
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  Speaker 12: No, No, that's strange. That never goes off like that.
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  Speaker 12: I'm nervous.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, give me a second. We've got a call into
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  Speaker 3: the neighborhood security that actually are en route to the property,
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  Speaker 3: and they were going to give us some information before
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  Speaker 3: we actually sent the sent the police officers out, unless
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  Speaker 3: you would like for me to send them out now.
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  Speaker 12: But yeah, I feel like you should.
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  Speaker 1: Send the police.
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  Speaker 12: I mean, if I'm not home and nobody's home and
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  Speaker 12: my alarm's going off and it never goes off that,
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  Speaker 12: I'm worried.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, hang on one second. This is neighborhood security calling that.
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  Speaker 3: Hang on one second. I'll be right back to you. Okay, niece,
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  Speaker 3: are you.
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  Speaker 12: There, Yes, yes, yes, I'm here.
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  Speaker 3: Great, they have they're out there property of the neighborhood security.
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  Speaker 3: Do you there is a black guy there is on
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  Speaker 3: your premise. Are you familiar with who that might be?
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  Speaker 12: Well, I mean my husband's black, but he should be
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  Speaker 12: at work right now. Okay, definitely okay, and he probably
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  Speaker 12: would have texted me if you know the alarm was
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  Speaker 12: going off.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Well, I mean, do you have any other black
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  Speaker 3: male friends?
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  Speaker 12: Excuse me?
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  Speaker 3: Do you have any other Do you have any other
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  Speaker 3: black male friends that might be at the house.
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  Speaker 12: I mean, yeah, it's a very weird question. I mean
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  Speaker 12: I have black friends, yes, but I don't think they
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  Speaker 12: would be in my house.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Well, I mean should we just assume that this
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  Speaker 3: is your husband? What do you think? I I mean,
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  Speaker 3: what what would you.
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  Speaker 13: Like to work?
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  Speaker 12: I mean, how tall is this person?
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  Speaker 3: My husband's sixty three? Hold on one guy, hold on
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  Speaker 3: one second. Let me go back to the story from
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  Speaker 3: the neighborhood. I an't one second.
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  Speaker 12: You know somebody's in my Lum's going off? I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, okay, Denise, yes, okay, they have a The
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  Speaker 3: black guy that they're looking at is about five foot ten,
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  Speaker 3: maybe late twenties. How old is your husband?
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  Speaker 12: No, my husband is I just told you that my
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  Speaker 12: husband's not there. He would have texted me or called
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  Speaker 12: me and told me that he accidentally set the alarm off.
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  Speaker 12: And I'm actually going to text him. I mean, this
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  Speaker 12: is crazy. I should probably call him.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, you do realize, you do realize if we send
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  Speaker 3: the authorities out and this is a false call, that
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  Speaker 3: you're going to get charged for that. You do know that, right,
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  Speaker 3: a false call.
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  Speaker 12: You just said, somebody's in my house and it's not
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  Speaker 12: me or my husband, so you shouldn't be target for that.
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  Speaker 3: You're saying your husband's black, and then there's a black
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  Speaker 3: guy there. I mean, they probably know each other, right, Are.
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  Speaker 13: You kidding me?
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  Speaker 12: What kind of question is that the wh they're both black?
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  Speaker 3: I'm just trying to save you some money, ma'am. I
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  Speaker 3: don't want to send out police officers when they get
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  Speaker 3: there and then all of a sudden, your husband knows
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  Speaker 3: the black guy or he's a relative or something. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: do they I mean, you know, do you want to
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  Speaker 3: call your rank?
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  Speaker 2: Do you think like this?
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  Speaker 12: This is really offensive? And I don't understand if I'm
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  Speaker 12: telling you that I don't know who the person is
• 18:23
  Speaker 12: in my house, that means sends the police. I mean,
• 18:27
  Speaker 12: this is ridiculous.
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: Here they're calling back neighborhoods. Just hold on one second.
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: Neighborhood security is calling back here.
• 18:37
  Speaker 12: Oh my god, this is ridiculous.
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: Okay, Denise, Now the security in the neighborhood. They're telling
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: me that this guy just drove out of the garage
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: and a white pickup. Do you do you guys have
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: a white pickup?
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: Yes, we do.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: So this guy just pulled out of your your your
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: and white pickup.
• 19:01
  Speaker 12: Well, I have my car at work and my husband
• 19:03
  Speaker 12: has his car that's like the truck that he uses
• 19:07
  Speaker 12: on the weekends for like construction and stuff. So that
• 19:10
  Speaker 12: means somebody just stole our car. I can't believe this
• 19:14
  Speaker 12: is happening. You are watching somebody in my house and
• 19:17
  Speaker 12: you you basically watch them steal my truck.
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: Well, well, I'm going to go ahead and now and
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: get the police to go over. Okay, why the are
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: you going to send them? Now?
• 19:26
  Speaker 12: He probably took all my in my house. I mean,
• 19:30
  Speaker 12: the police get there, there's not gonna be anything left
• 19:32
  Speaker 12: in my house.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: Probably the back of the truck.
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm doing the best I can. I'm trying
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: to help him out with here.
• 19:38
  Speaker 12: That is going to do me now, I mean, the
• 19:40
  Speaker 12: whole time you've been talking to me, he's been cleaning
• 19:43
  Speaker 12: up my house out and stealing.
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: Well, how did you get in your house? I don't know.
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: I don't know this guy.
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: You're okay, I'm just asking you. How could somebody give
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: you your house? Did you leave something open?
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: What did you go?
• 20:01
  Speaker 12: Okay, listen, you would know because I wouldn't have been
• 20:04
  Speaker 12: able to set my alarm this morning. If something was opened,
• 20:08
  Speaker 12: it would be and it wouldn't let me set the alarm.
• 20:10
  Speaker 12: And the fact that you're interrogating me when somebody's robbing
• 20:14
  Speaker 12: my house.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: You need to do your job.
• 20:17
  Speaker 13: I need to call.
• 20:18
  Speaker 12: You're wasting my time. I mean, by the time the
• 20:21
  Speaker 12: police get there, it's gonna be tomorrow.
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: So you're gonna so you're gonna call it Daryl. Now,
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, you're gonna call it Darrol.
• 20:28
  Speaker 12: Now, how does do you know my husband's name?
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: Do you know this is nephew? Tell me from the
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your husband Daryl got me through
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: prank phone coffee.
• 20:43
  Speaker 12: Oh my god, I wasn't gonna come down there, and.
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: So nobody right, nobody's know your truck, nobody's at your house,
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: your alarm inside, everything good. But Daryl told me, say,
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: we got to give my wife, we got to get
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: a good Did we get you?
• 21:08
  Speaker 12: Oh my god, I was sweating. I was so angry.
• 21:11
  Speaker 12: I was sweating over here.
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: All right, you tell me this, what is the baddest
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.
• 21:21
  Speaker 12: So Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: All right, nephew, thank you.
• 21:27
  Speaker 9: Coming up next as the COLO or Chief Love Officer,
• 21:31
  Speaker 9: Steve Harvey in the building.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: Right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 21:41
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  Speaker 9: Coming up at the top of the hour. In entertainment news,
• 22:17
  Speaker 9: there's a new COVID variant out. It is spreading throughout
• 22:20
  Speaker 9: the US. We'll talk about that. Savannah Guthrie returned to
• 22:25
  Speaker 9: The Today Show this week, but it's her disappointment in
• 22:27
  Speaker 9: God that has gone viral, and Jonathan Major's accidentally fell
• 22:32
  Speaker 9: through a window on the set of his new movie
• 22:35
  Speaker 9: that is.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: Coming up all at the top of the hour.
• 22:37
  Speaker 9: But right now it is time yeah to ask the
• 22:40
  Speaker 9: clo our chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey. This is from
• 22:44
  Speaker 9: Tay and Brooklyn. Tay writes, I live with my best friend.
• 22:49
  Speaker 9: Her boyfriend stays over all the time, and he flirts
• 22:52
  Speaker 9: with me when she's not home. I told her to
• 22:55
  Speaker 9: get her man, but she is so dizzy she can't
• 22:58
  Speaker 9: see what's about to go down. Uh, the man is fine,
• 23:01
  Speaker 9: and I've warned her, what should I do?
• 23:04
  Speaker 10: What?
• 23:05
  Speaker 7: Well, she don't know what's about to go down exactly. Okay,
• 23:10
  Speaker 7: So you're gonna go ahead and go with the flirting
• 23:13
  Speaker 7: because she she warned her. Yeah yeah, and she's so dizzy.
• 23:17
  Speaker 7: Oh thanks, she's so dizzy and you so tricky. So
• 23:21
  Speaker 7: you gonna you're gonna sleep with your friends boyfriend because
• 23:25
  Speaker 7: he flirting. Okay, go ahead, and then writers let us
• 23:28
  Speaker 7: know her. Let's go go yeah, yeah.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:30
  Speaker 7: See here's another thing. What we can't do today is
• 23:35
  Speaker 7: keep redefining the definition of these words. That's been around
• 23:40
  Speaker 7: for a long time, so it can fit your narrative.
• 23:43
  Speaker 7: If she's your best friend, you should avoid her boyfriend.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, where's your loyalty?
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: Craziness.
• 23:53
  Speaker 7: I told her that she's so dizzy, she don't know
• 23:54
  Speaker 7: what's about to go down. Okay, we'll go ahead, let
• 23:57
  Speaker 7: it go down because you're trifling and friend.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right. Moving on to Sylvester in Memphis, Sylvester writes,
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: five years ago.
• 24:06
  Speaker 9: I had an affair on my wife. The woman died
• 24:09
  Speaker 9: two years ago, but my wife still brings her up
• 24:12
  Speaker 9: to me. Out of respect for the woman, I asked
• 24:15
  Speaker 9: my wife to stop mentioning her. My wife had stopped
• 24:19
  Speaker 9: talking to me. Was I wrong for asking why?
• 24:23
  Speaker 7: Well, Sylvester, I'm just based on your name. Why and
• 24:27
  Speaker 7: then the people that you sleeping with is dying? Oh
• 24:32
  Speaker 7: my god? How old is selvester? Sylvester?
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: Or No, we're not calling him sly. He don't think
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: that he's Sevester.
• 24:43
  Speaker 7: He'd have wrote that in the letter if somebody was
• 24:45
  Speaker 7: calling him slack and call him Sylvester Silvester. His wife's
• 24:50
  Speaker 7: name is Ernestine, and the lady that died is Geraldine.
• 24:59
  Speaker 7: And his sister Pauline is trying to talk to Ernestine
• 25:02
  Speaker 7: to tell her to quit bring it up Gerald Deine
• 25:06
  Speaker 7: because he threw it with her.
• 25:09
  Speaker 9: Now you know, Yeah, the wife is still yeah, she's
• 25:15
  Speaker 9: still hurt by it and taunting him.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well you know what she is saying. I bet
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: you're still thinking about it. You want to go out
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: to the grave yard.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: This is just a mess.
• 25:33
  Speaker 7: Stop on your way home and buy another bouquet of
• 25:36
  Speaker 7: roses for that helper.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: So does the husband still have feelings for Gerald?
• 25:43
  Speaker 7: Yeah? He out there laying flowers on the ground and stuff.
• 25:46
  Speaker 7: That's what the biggest argument about it is. She keeps
• 25:49
  Speaker 7: seeing on his credit card statement all these flowers from
• 25:52
  Speaker 7: Croker and publics.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: Fine, yeah, well you're gonna keep on here. You're gonna
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: be You're gonna be able to You're gonna be able
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: to right next to him.
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:09
  Speaker 9: So five years ago he had the affair. She died
• 26:12
  Speaker 9: two years ago. So wow, okay, all right, we're gonna move.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: On and put nothing. Hey, putting nothing on me and
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: it made me won't die. Okay, you're here.
• 26:26
  Speaker 9: Put Shante in Camden is up next, Hunte writes, my husband, Well,
• 26:31
  Speaker 9: I just.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: Want you to know I'm looking at your free in Chester, So.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: Go ahead, another name, another name, Yeah, and.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: That was in my singing group.
• 26:41
  Speaker 9: Yeah, all right again Chantey in Camden Rights. My husband
• 26:49
  Speaker 9: used to be a ride sheer driver. I have his
• 26:51
  Speaker 9: location to make sure he's safe. I checked it recently
• 26:55
  Speaker 9: and saw he was parked for five hours in a
• 26:58
  Speaker 9: parking lot. He said, the tractor tracker is wrong. What
• 27:02
  Speaker 9: could he have been doing for five hours?
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: Rest? Five hours?
• 27:07
  Speaker 7: Just resting? You know, you've been ride shell driving. You
• 27:10
  Speaker 7: got to get some rest. Fell asleep in the parking lot,
• 27:13
  Speaker 7: pull herself together, didn't want to drive home, pulled over
• 27:16
  Speaker 7: in a lot and just got some shut eye before
• 27:18
  Speaker 7: it came home.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: That's what I was.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: That's what he's gonna tell wife. Yeah, he wasn't seeing
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: anyone else.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: So why is she tracking him like that?
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: Well, because she said it because she wants to make
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: sure he's safe. She says that, yeah, and he's lying. Yeah,
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: and and and her name is what her name is? Chante?
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: What does that matter?
• 27:40
  Speaker 6: Boy?
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: That's a vested new side piece.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: She's trying to make sure her husband doesn't have a
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: side piece. Now she's just a side piece. This is
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: a mess.
• 27:54
  Speaker 9: Lying five hours rested in the parking on huh, So
• 27:59
  Speaker 9: what is he gonna tell her one more time?
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: For five hours?
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: I pulled over. I was tired, you know, being a
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: ride share driver.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: Make it believable. Okay, make this as believable as you can.
• 28:13
  Speaker 7: Hey, look, you know I'm a ride share drive and
• 28:17
  Speaker 7: I got tired, and so I hadn't got a I
• 28:19
  Speaker 7: had called the company. I told him my app was
• 28:22
  Speaker 7: that malfunction, and they consumed. So I pulled over the
• 28:25
  Speaker 7: weight on them and I fell asleep in the parking lot.
• 28:30
  Speaker 7: And then because my apple was off, I wasn't getting
• 28:34
  Speaker 7: no calls or nothing. And then you didn't call me.
• 28:38
  Speaker 7: I wish you to came over there to see about
• 28:40
  Speaker 7: me because I probably missed all types of money because
• 28:43
  Speaker 7: I was sleep.
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: So since you shared my location, why don't you come
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: over there and get me wrong?
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: I like that?
• 28:51
  Speaker 7: How are you gonna let me be in this one?
• 28:54
  Speaker 7: Why else would I be in one location for five hours?
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: What would I be doing? Have you ever seen me
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: somewhere for five hour? See baby?
• 29:01
  Speaker 7: And you sitting up here trying to accuse me of
• 29:03
  Speaker 7: something you should have came and seen about.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: That was a good lie. I have to say that
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: was a good line.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: Hey, let me tell you something. I don't need no
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: encourage me.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: For years.
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, this is easy.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah all right. Last one, this is from Royal and Tampa.
• 29:28
  Speaker 9: Royle says, my spades partner is always a candy lady
• 29:32
  Speaker 9: from down the street. She's an older, heavy set chick
• 29:34
  Speaker 9: that drinks a lot. I'm trying to figure out why
• 29:37
  Speaker 9: my wife is jealous of this woman. Do I really
• 29:40
  Speaker 9: have to get another Spades partner to keep the peace?
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, You're gonna have to get somebody.
• 29:44
  Speaker 7: But yeah, but I'm telling you right now it's hard
• 29:51
  Speaker 7: to find a good Spade party.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: She could play some Spade candy lady.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: She drank a lot.
• 29:56
  Speaker 9: She oi wait yeah yeah, everybody came you shoulder a
• 30:01
  Speaker 9: heavy fit shit yeah yeah.
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: It's a place she can man talk trash. Who she
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: could talk to be doing both? You know how to
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: be know how to carry it for her partner. Yeah
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: all right, all right, Celo, thank you. Coming up at
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour, we will have some entertainment
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: news for you. Right after this. You're listening Dave Harvey
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: Morning Show.
• 30:34
  Speaker 9: The heavily mutated new variant called BA Dot three point
• 30:40
  Speaker 9: two COVID nineteen aka Sicata, is circulating and at least
• 30:45
  Speaker 9: twenty five US states according to the CDC. Scientists believe
• 30:49
  Speaker 9: that Sakata, COVID's highly mutated variant is not affected by
• 30:53
  Speaker 9: previous COVID nineteen vaccines, which helps it spread more quickly.
• 30:57
  Speaker 9: Zakata symptoms are similar to other COVID nineteen variants, including
• 31:02
  Speaker 9: running nose, congestion, sore throat, headache, cough, fatigue, fever, and
• 31:07
  Speaker 9: lots of taste or loss of smell and loss of smell.
• 31:10
  Speaker 9: Remember back in April of two twenty, the world was
• 31:13
  Speaker 9: shut down, it was on pause. We were all quarantine,
• 31:16
  Speaker 9: We were afraid of covid. Well, do you still feel
• 31:19
  Speaker 9: the same way or do you feel that no one
• 31:22
  Speaker 9: takes COVID seriously anymore?
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: What do you think?
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: Well, of course they got to take it seriously.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they should take it seriously, for sure. You don't
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: you don't want to be sick, right, Yeah.
• 31:36
  Speaker 10: All these upper respiratory yeah virus them seriously, very seriously.
• 31:42
  Speaker 9: Yeah, And they're vaccines. But the vaccines for the previous
• 31:47
  Speaker 9: COVID won't work on this one, this new variant. That's
• 31:51
  Speaker 9: the thing.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: So we got to come up with new vaccines. Shout
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: out to the scientists, thank you and the researchers.
• 32:02
  Speaker 7: Yeah, some residual stuff in my stomach where if COVID
• 32:04
  Speaker 7: get anywhere? New it the residue childn Juice keels.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: Okay, you still you think you're still carrying that in
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: your body after all this time?
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: Get out of it?
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: Wow?
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 32:26
  Speaker 9: And moving on to beloved journalist Savannah Guthrie. Savannah returned
• 32:31
  Speaker 9: to NBC's Today's Show Monday morning, where she sat at
• 32:34
  Speaker 9: her usual spot behind Craig Beside Craig Melvin. After recapping
• 32:39
  Speaker 9: the upcoming news, Savannah told viewers, quote, good morning, welcome
• 32:42
  Speaker 9: to today on this morning. We're so glad you started
• 32:45
  Speaker 9: the week with us, and it's good to be home.
• 32:47
  Speaker 9: Melvin looked at her with a smile, replying quote, it's
• 32:51
  Speaker 9: good to have you back at home. But what got
• 32:53
  Speaker 9: everybody buzzing about Savannah Guthrie's return is her emotional message
• 32:58
  Speaker 9: that she recorded on Easter for Good Chef New York.
• 33:01
  Speaker 9: Savannah admitted that she's experiencing some deep disappointment with God
• 33:06
  Speaker 9: and feelings of utter abandonment. Guthrie admitted that the intense
• 33:11
  Speaker 9: ongoing trauma of not knowing her mother's fate caused her
• 33:14
  Speaker 9: to question God, noting moments where she felt forgotten her mother.
• 33:18
  Speaker 9: Of course, Nancy Guthrie was reported missing in February. As
• 33:23
  Speaker 9: we recall, and here's a question. Have you guys been
• 33:26
  Speaker 9: so hurt that you felt disappointed in God and you
• 33:30
  Speaker 9: questioned him?
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: Did you feel like he forgot you?
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I think that's an honest answer.
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: I do.
• 33:37
  Speaker 9: I think that's an honest answer from everyone. We've all
• 33:39
  Speaker 9: had situations where it's Lord, really, Lord, you know, why me?
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: What's going on?
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: You know?
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, when you took my mother, I'll have some
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: serious questions. Need to I had several.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: Suggestions, Yeah, I feel the same way.
• 33:57
  Speaker 10: See you and I lost my mother through that and
• 34:01
  Speaker 10: I was angry, you know, I felt hopeless, anxiety, uh, depression,
• 34:06
  Speaker 10: all the things. And my husband he was the one
• 34:09
  Speaker 10: that said, you know, you got to stop being angry
• 34:11
  Speaker 10: at God. You need to go and pray and you
• 34:14
  Speaker 10: need to talk to God, tell him how you feel.
• 34:18
  Speaker 10: Rebuild your faith because you can't go through life like.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: This right and you have to. He's there for you
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: to lean on in times like this, not.
• 34:26
  Speaker 7: To know, I haven't always been to have the man
• 34:30
  Speaker 7: of faith that I am today, you know, Rollingarry, because
• 34:33
  Speaker 7: like my idea, Well, I tried to help the Lord out.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: That's that's why I was getting wrong.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: He doesn't need your help, the suggestions.
• 34:41
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I had a list of people he could have
• 34:43
  Speaker 7: took instead of my mama and I and I sent
• 34:46
  Speaker 7: him to it.
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: That's where I was. That's where I went wrong.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: But it's good now that you've grown, like you say,
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: and you know better now grow Yeah.
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: But you but I got I argue with him for
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: lead two weeks when I first.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: Got back, no big cancer. We forget, Yeah, we are.
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: We was all outside in the yard. Hold. Then he
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: took me and go out with Holland.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: We were going to line.
• 35:13
  Speaker 11: It was going on out there in the yard, I'm
• 35:14
  Speaker 11: telling you, and I apologize for Holland.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: And we finally got it.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: And he forgave you. He forgave you because he's a
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: loving god.
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 35:23
  Speaker 9: But look at you now though, look at you now talking?
• 35:27
  Speaker 9: Yeah all right, yeah, moving on it. And we're we're
• 35:30
  Speaker 9: still praying and keeping Savannah and her family and our
• 35:34
  Speaker 9: prayers of course. And finally, actor Jonathan Majors accidentally fell
• 35:39
  Speaker 9: through a glass window while filming an action scene for
• 35:42
  Speaker 9: an upcoming movie reportedly titled Knuckle.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: The incident, which occurred during a scene that required.
• 35:48
  Speaker 9: Him to back into a window, resulted in him falling
• 35:51
  Speaker 9: six feet below along with the co star of the film.
• 35:56
  Speaker 9: Majors told TMZ that he was okay immediately after the
• 35:59
  Speaker 9: incident and he is happy to be on set despite
• 36:03
  Speaker 9: the mishap.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: The coach star. Yeah, he's happy to be there because
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: you know, we know.
• 36:07
  Speaker 11: He he ran twelve blocks in New York from that
• 36:11
  Speaker 11: white lady. He knows how to get out. He knows
• 36:13
  Speaker 11: what he's doing.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: He bounced right on back. I'm gonna say, Oh, Ain't
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: nobody gonna say nothing about that?
• 36:22
  Speaker 13: Huh.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: I'm the only one, don't you the only one say
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: something wrong.
• 36:26
  Speaker 13: I'm the only one.
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: I got him.
• 36:28
  Speaker 7: I stiff took out the show and all this step
• 36:31
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  Speaker 2: You know, y'all ain'ting running from that white lady. Y'all
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  Speaker 2: take me back. I just looked at him and went, wow.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're about that at all? Really said it all.
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  Speaker 9: Right, coming up in twenty minutes after President Trump shaded
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  Speaker 9: former President Joe Biden to small children that visited the
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  Speaker 9: During the annual White House Easter egg Roll on Monday,
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  Speaker 9: on this south lawn of the White House, President Trump
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  Speaker 9: sat among the children. He sat among the children at
• 38:05
  Speaker 9: a crafts table to sign autographs for the kiddies. Trump
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  Speaker 9: told the children that his signature was very valuable and
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  Speaker 9: suggested that they sell it for twenty five thousand dollars
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  Speaker 9: on eBay.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not mad at that though.
• 38:20
  Speaker 9: While talking to the kids, Trump kept mocking former President
• 38:24
  Speaker 9: Joe Biden, and he said that Biden was incapable of
• 38:27
  Speaker 9: signing his own autographs, so he used a mechanical auto pen.
• 38:31
  Speaker 9: Trump also asked the kids how they felt about the
• 38:34
  Speaker 9: fake news media, and then celebrated one young boy who
• 38:38
  Speaker 9: called him the best president? What why was he out
• 38:42
  Speaker 9: there holding court with these kids and kidding them off fire?
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: And so are the parents take their kids today's to
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: day herole with Donald Trump? I just don't.
• 38:56
  Speaker 7: I just don't see him as an example kids to
• 39:00
  Speaker 7: want to follow. That's it's horrific, man, they do.
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: Then got this little dumb boy saying what even heard
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: his parents say? Yeah?
• 39:09
  Speaker 7: The best president ever? He's the worst we've ever had.
• 39:14
  Speaker 7: He sounds like the worst, he talks like the worst.
• 39:16
  Speaker 7: He has no kouf. Why are you talking about children?
• 39:20
  Speaker 7: Why are you man who let him talk to the kids?
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  Speaker 6: Sell this for twenty five thousand?
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: I like that, though, I'm not mad at that suggestion.
• 39:31
  Speaker 6: What aint you don't know? Somebody with twenty five thousand?
• 39:34
  Speaker 7: I don't care if I thought I could sell it
• 39:37
  Speaker 7: for twenty five thousand. I know I'm going to evade
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  Speaker 7: the next day.
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: I'm not mad at that suggestion.
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: But that's so bad.
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  Speaker 10: You're talking to these children and parents and teachers and educators.
• 39:50
  Speaker 10: They try to teach kids on how to have good
• 39:52
  Speaker 10: character and how to behave, and you're up here in
• 39:54
  Speaker 10: bad mouthing a former president to children.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: And you think that's a good look. That's precedential behavior,
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: that's a good look. He went, he was down there
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: with them, just on their level, you know, going on bullying,
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: talking about you know, come.
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: On yea every day y'all a like y'all gonna get
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: a better look?
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: Like that's not a good bully.
• 40:21
  Speaker 13: It is what it is.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: What it is, consistent until it's no more it is.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: So there you go.
• 40:29
  Speaker 9: Yeah, well, his autograph, I mean he told him to
• 40:32
  Speaker 9: sell his autograph on E day for twenty five K.
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: I don't want. I want his phone number like Tiger guy,
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: I want.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: You're not going to flip your truck over though, that's
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: the you're not doing that. But he said he doesn't
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: want a driver Tiger, because he doesn't want the drivers
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: in his business that he keeps saying that you can't.
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: Get to your business.
• 40:56
  Speaker 7: Don't want gluten free break. That's what I have to
• 41:01
  Speaker 7: eat now, all right, We don't want you to quit
• 41:04
  Speaker 7: living a cause.
• 41:06
  Speaker 9: Coming out in thirty four minutes after King of Comedy
• 41:09
  Speaker 9: D L. Hugly and journalist Don Lemon are touring together.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: We'll talk about that right after this. You're listening to
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, Steve, one of.
• 41:23
  Speaker 9: The original Kings of Comedy, your boy, D L. Hugly
• 41:27
  Speaker 9: is on tour with former CNN hosts Don Lemon. DL
• 41:31
  Speaker 9: and Don are collaborating on a live tour titled DL
• 41:34
  Speaker 9: and DL Anything Goes. And they're blending comedy, news and
• 41:38
  Speaker 9: commentary in a unique show.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: Right now.
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  Speaker 9: They're two date scheduled, one in Boston on April seventeenth
• 41:45
  Speaker 9: and a show the following day, April eighteenth, in Tysons, Virginia.
• 41:49
  Speaker 9: Tickets for the DL and DL Anything Goes tour are
• 41:52
  Speaker 9: available on Live Nation.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: So what do you think about the tour?
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: I mean, that's so smart. Yeah, I think so true
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: and live a sponsored it, I think.
• 42:03
  Speaker 9: So, yeah, especially what they're going to do. They're going
• 42:05
  Speaker 9: to talk about news or you know Don is a journalist.
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: Well it's time, it's time.
• 42:10
  Speaker 7: It's always good to reinvent yourself, always good to find
• 42:14
  Speaker 7: new ways.
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: And d L is very politically in tune.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he knows unlike me.
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: You know, that's very different than every god.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: And he does it in such a comedic way. I
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: mean it makes you think, it makes you laugh the
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: way d L does it.
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: You don't always do it in comedic. It ain't always
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: comedic straightforward.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that too, of course, but but his
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: on point, Yeah, at his core, he's a comedian. Yeah,
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: that's all I meant by that. So if you did
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: a tour like.
• 42:47
  Speaker 9: This, Steve, I know you toured with Kirk Franklin before
• 42:50
  Speaker 9: you missed your mixture comedy with Kirk's gospel, So if
• 42:53
  Speaker 9: you did it, if you did a tour like this
• 42:57
  Speaker 9: or any of you guys, who would.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: You collaborate with?
• 43:01
  Speaker 7: I'd go out there with that ignorant doctor Umar oh man,
• 43:06
  Speaker 7: we just be out there hollering at people.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: I never that one. I never expected that that key.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: Who would you go with Junior on tour.
• 43:20
  Speaker 6: With Oh, they had to be somebody healthy, that's for show,
• 43:25
  Speaker 6: because I ain't gonna make.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: Them home to.
• 43:29
  Speaker 6: Be missing a few days.
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: Wow, you're gonna miss more than a few days.
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: So who though, who's healthy?
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: You know?
• 43:40
  Speaker 6: I would you know how I like to go with Quake?
• 43:42
  Speaker 6: I really would.
• 43:43
  Speaker 11: Oh?
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: Okay, I love that's.
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: A comedy tour, Junior.
• 43:49
  Speaker 8: No, no, uncle, talk about this on the political because
• 43:51
  Speaker 8: Quake talk about politics a lot too.
• 43:53
  Speaker 10: Boy, you know you want somebody that's not the comedian.
• 43:59
  Speaker 10: That's what Steve is saying for you, Jr.
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: The scrip uh d l uh don lemmit Steve Harvey,
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: doctor Umar.
• 44:10
  Speaker 6: All right, well then Anderson Cooper?
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: Then what.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: Can't see an egg?
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: Junior?
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: Okay, good one, all right, nephew, who would you go
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: on tour with like this?
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: Shannon Shaw?
• 44:32
  Speaker 11: Get We're gonna get to the bottom upon timon. Let
• 44:35
  Speaker 11: me tell you right now, We're gonna get to the
• 44:36
  Speaker 11: bottom of it.
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: The guy.
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: That's what the people talking about. Are you sure? Are
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: you sure to people with a speech and Petty?
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you can't say you're to use Tommy.
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: Don't worry about it. I like Shannon. I like Shannon.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: Oh second choice?
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: Who you talk talking to me?
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: Oh me? Oh what I go with? I would go
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: with uh, I would go with Bacari Sellers.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: Oh I love him, Yes, yes, he is.
• 45:13
  Speaker 7: I need somebody only know what they're talking about. I
• 45:18
  Speaker 7: just know what I'm thinking about.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: You just on fire off.
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll commentary.
• 45:25
  Speaker 9: Uh huh, he's on seeing it a lot over there
• 45:27
  Speaker 9: with Anderson Cooper. Who you're taking out, Junior?
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: Who's your second?
• 45:31
  Speaker 13: Oh?
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: I tell you who will be great?
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: I tell you who.
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: I like.
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: Abby Phillips.
• 45:38
  Speaker 6: Yes, oh no, coach.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't even talk.
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: They come.
• 45:47
  Speaker 14: Yeah, I'm just sit over there, sit over there, all right,
• 45:56
  Speaker 14: all right, thank you guys, thank you, all.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: Right, can't wait.
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: I go with Sean Hanna me and He'll fight.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: Coming up next to Nephew and today's prank phone call
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: right after this.
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: This tip male huss a gang here ha choda king.
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  Speaker 6: Good.
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: You are tuned in to the Steve ho In Morning Show.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: at about four minutes after the hour.
• 46:23
  Speaker 9: It's my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is
• 46:26
  Speaker 9: Bigger is not always better?
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: Okay, we'll get find out what that writer on this letter. See,
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: all right, we'll find out.
• 46:40
  Speaker 9: And coming up from just a few right now, it's
• 46:42
  Speaker 9: time for the nephew and today's prank phone call.
• 46:45
  Speaker 11: What you got, nef Oh, I'm looking at the stupid
• 46:48
  Speaker 11: and trying to just which what level level I wanted
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  Speaker 11: to be on this morning?
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: Mid range. We're gonna do like middle high, middle high,
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: middle high. That's it, that's it.
• 47:03
  Speaker 11: This is my daddy's boat, my daddy's boat, like yeah, yeah,
• 47:11
  Speaker 11: all right, so all right, all right, let's go cut
• 47:13
  Speaker 11: off my daddy's boath.
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  Speaker 13: Hello.
• 47:16
  Speaker 11: Hello, I'm trying to reach a mister Wilson. Please, mister Wilson.
• 47:21
  Speaker 11: How are you today?
• 47:22
  Speaker 13: Who is it?
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: My name is Williams.
• 47:26
  Speaker 11: Well, listen, we've been getting a few complaints or about
• 47:31
  Speaker 11: some things on your property there were you with uh
• 47:35
  Speaker 11: actually I'm with the homeowners Association. Wanted to reach out
• 47:38
  Speaker 11: and give you a call today.
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: Oh well, how you doing pretty good?
• 47:43
  Speaker 11: Listen, got a few things I kind of wanted to
• 47:45
  Speaker 11: discuss with you here that seemed to be, uh, a
• 47:49
  Speaker 11: problem that's taking place in the neighborhood there. It's been
• 47:53
  Speaker 11: brought to our attention down here at headquarters, that you
• 47:56
  Speaker 11: have a few things on your property that are are
• 47:59
  Speaker 11: not functioning that really shouldn't be on the property. Uh,
• 48:03
  Speaker 11: you have two cars supposedly in your driveway that are
• 48:06
  Speaker 11: not being used, been sitting there for quite some time.
• 48:08
  Speaker 13: But yeah, well one of them I'm currently working on.
• 48:10
  Speaker 13: I'm almost I should haven't repaired. I'm just waiting on
• 48:14
  Speaker 13: get waiting to get a little extra money to get
• 48:16
  Speaker 13: it take care of. The other car is just functioned
• 48:17
  Speaker 13: and I just don't drop and I have more than
• 48:19
  Speaker 13: one car.
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 48:21
  Speaker 11: Now, you you also have a a a camper that
• 48:25
  Speaker 11: seems to be has been there for at least eight
• 48:28
  Speaker 11: months now, that's that's sitting there.
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: Is that correct as well?
• 48:32
  Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, I'm working on getting some storage for that,
• 48:36
  Speaker 13: but it ain't really been there eight months, just maybe
• 48:37
  Speaker 13: around about six seven.
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: And uh, you know, I'm looking at our past records
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: and stuff.
• 48:44
  Speaker 11: It seems like there was a complaint before about the
• 48:49
  Speaker 11: you know, keeping the yard uh pretty cut and all
• 48:52
  Speaker 11: of that kind of stuff. And I'm just looking at
• 48:54
  Speaker 11: past complaints that I have here. Now the biggest one
• 48:57
  Speaker 11: that I have that that's concerning your property, sir, is uh,
• 49:01
  Speaker 11: supposedly in your backyard.
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: Now there's a you have an old boat that's in
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: your backyard.
• 49:07
  Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, but I don't see that both bother nobody.
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean it's it's it's kind of a sore
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: eye for the people. I think.
• 49:14
  Speaker 11: I think you guys backyards actually bump up against each other,
• 49:18
  Speaker 11: and you guys have a chain link fence between the
• 49:21
  Speaker 11: two of you all, and I think the boat must
• 49:23
  Speaker 11: be just a sore eye for the family that's behind you.
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: All.
• 49:26
  Speaker 13: Well, you know, I don't see myself getting rid of
• 49:29
  Speaker 13: that boat, so I gotta cover all that. Everybody else
• 49:33
  Speaker 13: got a boat. I don't see what the problem is.
• 49:35
  Speaker 11: Well, okay, here's here's what's actually happening, mister Wilson. What's
• 49:39
  Speaker 11: going to take place is this. Now, we're gonna give
• 49:42
  Speaker 11: you a fourteen day extension, fourteen days actually to move
• 49:49
  Speaker 11: the car that is not functioning, the camper as well,
• 49:52
  Speaker 11: and definitely the boat.
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: We need. We're gonna need those three items.
• 49:56
  Speaker 13: Well, I ain't got no what moved boat. I just
• 49:59
  Speaker 13: told you I was working on so well for storage.
• 50:01
  Speaker 13: You know, I'm a storage coach. Now the boat, now,
• 50:03
  Speaker 13: the kevil, I'll get that take care of.
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: But the boat.
• 50:06
  Speaker 13: The boat.
• 50:06
  Speaker 12: The boat my.
• 50:07
  Speaker 13: Daddy gave me, and my daddy gave me that. That's
• 50:09
  Speaker 13: that's the only thing my daddy gave me before he died.
• 50:12
  Speaker 13: Now now I'm not moving that boat nowhere. The boat
• 50:15
  Speaker 13: will just fine. If I take you down there to
• 50:17
  Speaker 13: the water, it'll work.
• 50:18
  Speaker 11: Sir, And I understand it wholeheartedly. You know, I'm basically
• 50:22
  Speaker 11: I'm just a messenger I have. I'm gonna have to
• 50:25
  Speaker 11: get the non functioning car that's not working properly. I'm
• 50:28
  Speaker 11: gonna have to get that out within a two week notice,
• 50:31
  Speaker 11: as well as the camper, and definitely the boat.
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: Now, I gotta get that out. That's gotta be gone.
• 50:36
  Speaker 13: I'll tell you what. I ain't moving the thing. I'll
• 50:38
  Speaker 13: tell you now what you're gonna do.
• 50:40
  Speaker 11: What you gotta either move the boat. I'm gonna have
• 50:43
  Speaker 11: somebody come over and haul all of these things away.
• 50:46
  Speaker 13: Well, I'll tell you what. I got thirteen reasons why
• 50:49
  Speaker 13: you won't come over and touch that boat. And I
• 50:51
  Speaker 13: got two two times thirteen twenty six. I got thirteen,
• 50:56
  Speaker 13: and then I got another twenty six handed on to that.
• 50:59
  Speaker 13: Why you won't bring that I'm want me to touch
• 51:01
  Speaker 13: my daddy boat because my daddy gave it bol I
• 51:03
  Speaker 13: be in. You know, I'm tired of you with me.
• 51:07
  Speaker 13: It's a cross street at we're reported.
• 51:10
  Speaker 11: Because sir, I'm not at liberty to give you. Then
• 51:12
  Speaker 11: who's reporting my phone?
• 51:14
  Speaker 13: So you're a liberal to give me something? Because I
• 51:16
  Speaker 13: know down the street at this boat, you know eight
• 51:19
  Speaker 13: months it ain't nobody saying same to it. So why
• 51:22
  Speaker 13: the hell y'all talk me about how to vote in
• 51:24
  Speaker 13: the backyard that my daddy gave me, sir?
• 51:25
  Speaker 11: The language is not necessary, sir. The bottom line is
• 51:30
  Speaker 11: I want to camper out. I want to vote out,
• 51:33
  Speaker 11: and I want the car that's not functioning moved within
• 51:36
  Speaker 11: two weeks on towing it out.
• 51:38
  Speaker 13: I tell you what, I give you a personal invitation
• 51:41
  Speaker 13: to come over here, put the boat, the campus and
• 51:44
  Speaker 13: the car, and I I will beat you like that's
• 51:48
  Speaker 13: what I'll.
• 51:48
  Speaker 12: Beat you, sir.
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: Wow, I'm gonna allow one car to stay.
• 51:53
  Speaker 11: I just want to make sure that you know that
• 51:55
  Speaker 11: I've given you the statement over the phone, letting you
• 51:58
  Speaker 11: know that what what has taken place.
• 51:59
  Speaker 13: Here mistakements will take it. But I ain't move my
• 52:03
  Speaker 13: daddy's bat.
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: You're gonna move your dad stinking boat.
• 52:10
  Speaker 13: Bring this long, Bring somebody, sir, trust.
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: Me, Trust me. If we come there, we're definitely gonna
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: be bringing authorities with us.
• 52:17
  Speaker 13: Will go to jail because I love my daddy. Ain't
• 52:19
  Speaker 13: now wanted you gonna touch my daddy's boat. That's one,
• 52:23
  Speaker 13: and he left me.
• 52:24
  Speaker 11: I got one one thing I need to say to you,
• 52:25
  Speaker 11: sir about this in my situation.
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: Excuse me. All I have to say is this.
• 52:31
  Speaker 11: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 52:35
  Speaker 11: You just got pranked by your brother.
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 52:46
  Speaker 13: Got my pressure up, man, I got to pull up.
• 52:48
  Speaker 13: Take my blood pressure all right?
• 52:51
  Speaker 11: Man, Your brother told me, he said, Man, he'd be
• 52:54
  Speaker 11: going eddie with the homeowner associated. He said, Man, just
• 52:57
  Speaker 11: call him and tell him he got to move all
• 52:59
  Speaker 11: his till, he said, but most of all, tell him
• 53:02
  Speaker 11: y'all gonna haul off that boat.
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: He said, he'll kill you even had that dog on boat.
• 53:08
  Speaker 13: I love that they do it.
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 53:12
  Speaker 11: I got one more question for you, though, Baby, Tell
• 53:14
  Speaker 11: me this, what is the baddest radio show in the land.
• 53:18
  Speaker 13: The Steve Hall of the Morning Show.
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: I don't think he was gonna let me have that boat.
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: I really thought my daddy gave me that boat. Let
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: that go. You need to let that go.
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: I get it.
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: I get it.
• 53:39
  Speaker 11: I ride around and my daddy Ford f one fifty. Baby,
• 53:42
  Speaker 11: I get it. You ain't taking my daddy truck. What
• 53:46
  Speaker 11: classic this Friday? Hey put a tent Knoxville, Tennessee, Hilton Downtown.
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  Speaker 11: It is Cap Alpha Side Fraternity Incorporated ninety in South
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  Speaker 11: Central Province Council. Baby, it's going down. We got a
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  Speaker 11: comedy show host to buy headline. Yours truly me, nephew,
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  Speaker 11: tie me. I am there on April to tenth, this Friday.
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  Speaker 11: Tickets on sale to the public. So all the brother's
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  Speaker 11: gonna be there.
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  Speaker 4: You know that.
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  Speaker 2: You know that the Crimson and Cream will be in
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: the building. You know that, all right.
• 54:13
  Speaker 11: I gotta I'm a little lad on finding the Crimson
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  Speaker 11: and the Cream. So y'all bet with me. I'm trying,
• 54:17
  Speaker 11: all right. April eighteenth is laying the cut. It is
• 54:20
  Speaker 11: the heavy hitters of comedy. Bill be Michael, call you
• 54:23
  Speaker 11: down there. Rollin's hosted by yours truly nephew till me
• 54:26
  Speaker 11: seven pm and ten pm. It all's going down and
• 54:28
  Speaker 11: lands down Pennsylvania right outside of Philadelphia. Seven o'clock show
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  Speaker 11: got sold out.
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  Speaker 2: You ain't got no Crimson and Cream in your wardrobe, dough.
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: I got a little bit, uncle. I need to be
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: updated though. It's it's on me. It's it's me. I
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: need to be updated, little Crimson and Cream. I'm gonna
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: get right, get you a shimmy outfit. You can't he
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: can't wait to see me?
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: What is that about? It's the thing, Shirley.
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: It is anything where I it was in Dallas. I
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: saw them young boys shimming. I was like, I can't
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: do that. They fly with it too, man, They fly young,
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: the younger, the younger kids.
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: The key wordy yung saw video.
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  Speaker 2: I called Jordan shimy and I say, oh no, we
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: was just playing around.
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, later though you turn come around. He's coming
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: around all right, thank you, nephew.
• 55:33
  Speaker 9: Coming up next. It is the Strawberry letters. Subject is
• 55:37
  Speaker 9: Bigger is not always better. We'll get into that right
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  Speaker 9: after this.
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  Speaker 2: It could be yours. Buckle up and hold on type.
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: We got it for you here it is Strawberry.
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  Speaker 9: Leta all right now if you thank you. Subject Bigger
• 56:48
  Speaker 9: is not always better. Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm a forty
• 56:52
  Speaker 9: four year old single woman, recently divorced. I was with
• 56:55
  Speaker 9: the same man for over half of my life. Since
• 56:59
  Speaker 9: the divorce, I've dated two men. The first guy was
• 57:02
  Speaker 9: over six feet tall, but he had little feet, if
• 57:05
  Speaker 9: you know what I mean.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: I cannot see.
• 57:08
  Speaker 9: Us staying together because I lived with mediocre sex all
• 57:11
  Speaker 9: throughout my marriage. This new guy I'm dating has the
• 57:15
  Speaker 9: same issue. I used to assume that the bigger the feet.
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: And the hands meant that all of his things would
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: be bigger. This guy is six' four with a flat,
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: stomach a nice, chest big muscular, thighs and that's. It
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: he's a youth.
• 57:31
  Speaker 9: Pastor he's never been, married and he doesn't have any.
• 57:34
  Speaker 9: CHILDREN i know why my girlfriends laugh at me WHEN
• 57:38
  Speaker 9: i complain about this, man because their expectations are lower than.
• 57:42
  Speaker 9: Mine they keep telling me that, nowadays if the man
• 57:45
  Speaker 9: is eighty percent, perfect then.
• 57:47
  Speaker 13: Just go with.
• 57:47
  Speaker 9: IT i am not ready to settle right, now So
• 57:50
  Speaker 9: i've planned a girl's trip to go to The caribbean
• 57:53
  Speaker 9: to see if the hype is true about those. MEN
• 57:57
  Speaker 9: i know it sounds Like i'm wild and too free right,
• 58:00
  Speaker 9: now but during my sexless, MARRIAGE i read a lot
• 58:03
  Speaker 9: and watched a lot of explicit. VIDEOS i owe it
• 58:06
  Speaker 9: to myself to live a little and see what men
• 58:09
  Speaker 9: of other cultures have to. Offer three of my girlfriends
• 58:13
  Speaker 9: are going with, me and they Think i'm joking about
• 58:15
  Speaker 9: trying to get my groove. Back it's quite possible that
• 58:18
  Speaker 9: my next husband is over there BECAUSE i have been
• 58:21
  Speaker 9: disappointed in THE. Us what's wrong with living out a
• 58:25
  Speaker 9: fantasy IF i do it? Safely come, On, shirley let's
• 58:28
  Speaker 9: hear what you got to.
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: Say, okay, well give me a.
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: Second i'm ready, Now i'm. Excited all.
• 58:35
  Speaker 9: RIGHT i want to tell this woman to live her.
• 58:37
  Speaker 9: Life but please know that doing it the way she's
• 58:40
  Speaker 9: trying to do it could backfire on. HER i, mean
• 58:43
  Speaker 9: men do this all the. Time they go To brazil
• 58:45
  Speaker 9: to hook, up blah blah. Blah it's just a good
• 58:47
  Speaker 9: time for. Them but, you as a, woman if you
• 58:50
  Speaker 9: hook up with a man in The caribbean just to
• 58:52
  Speaker 9: explore and all that blah blah, blah you will not
• 58:54
  Speaker 9: be looked upon the same because of double. Standards but
• 58:58
  Speaker 9: my question to you is is what do you really?
• 59:01
  Speaker 9: WANT i, mean you say that's is that all it
• 59:04
  Speaker 9: is that? You you don't want anything? Serious you just
• 59:08
  Speaker 9: want to play, safely you, Say and you want a
• 59:10
  Speaker 9: man with a big. Ego, okay you don't want a.
• 59:14
  Speaker 9: Relationship it'll be purely physical on your. Part you don't
• 59:17
  Speaker 9: Need steve or my permission for.
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: That you really.
• 59:20
  Speaker 9: Don't you're. Grown you said it would be. Safe but
• 59:23
  Speaker 9: the fact that you wrote us tells me that you're
• 59:26
  Speaker 9: second guessing this, decision or you're not one hundred percent
• 59:29
  Speaker 9: with this. DECISION i don't think this is really who you.
• 59:31
  Speaker 9: Are you're just on one right. Now you just want
• 59:35
  Speaker 9: to while, out like you, say, so remember you can
• 59:38
  Speaker 9: change your mind if that's the. Case you have a good, man,
• 59:41
  Speaker 9: right you have a good man who's interested in. You
• 59:45
  Speaker 9: SO i, say don't throw him, away and please do
• 59:48
  Speaker 9: not tell him the real purpose of your trip to
• 59:50
  Speaker 9: The caribbean is to wile out with an island man
• 59:53
  Speaker 9: to see what the rumors about them are?
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: True is you, know concerning their? Size that's not not
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: gonna go over, Well.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 15: Steve, again SURELY i don't know what's the letter for.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 15: Exactly living in a sexless.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 7: Marriage you're dating to. Guys now one of them got small,
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 7: feet small. Everything the other one got big, thighs flat,
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 7: stomach big, chest.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: And he's still. Small and now you, mad, okay and,
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: uh you know what are you looking?
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 7: FOR i mean and and and and and what is
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 7: going to be acceptable for? You because you'd, say while
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 7: you're in your sexless, marriage you read a lot and
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 7: you saw a lot of, videos and you just think
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 7: you should go somewhere and experience things for.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: Yourself, okay go, ahead, okay go. Ahead what you asking us?
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: For you?
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 3: Know And.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: I'm at the point now where you, know just what
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: what do you?
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 9: Want?
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: OH i got.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 7: It she want to have some good. Sex, okay go have.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 7: It you do not have to leave the country for.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 7: That i've been disappointed in THE me and in THE us,
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 7: well a lot of men probably been disappointed in you.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 7: Too y's one Thing i've. Learned you, know if you
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 7: keep complaining about, something have you ever thought that maybe?
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: Issue could it be that? Issue ain't? Nothing ain't nobody good?
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: Enoughing and and.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 7: Here's the problem in this whole letter for, me you're
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 7: not describing any qualities of a man that you're actually looking.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 7: For you're not looking for a man to treat you.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 7: Right you're not looking for somebody you can make it
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 7: to the tape. With you're not looking for somebody who's
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 7: kind and, generous who's. Ambitious you're not looking for anybody
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 7: who has. Goals he, said none of. That you just
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 7: look for something that's the right.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: Size you can go do.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 3: What do you?
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: Want if that's? It why write a letter about.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 7: It, now you've ben planning this trip to The caribbeans
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 7: and the girls thank you joking about getting your groove.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 7: Back you've heard that them men over, there it's gonna
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 7: be some small men over there too hard to find
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 7: the life out.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 6: Here, yeah you know, what we come.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: Back i'm gonna ask you a.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 7: Question i'm gonna ask her a, question all, right and
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 7: if anybody can answer it on this, show please just
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 7: answer far.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: All, right don't ask her. Question she just.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: Wants to while.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: Out, steve all, Right i'm gonna ask you a.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 9: Question well That part two of your response coming up
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 9: at twenty three minutes after the. Hour Today's strawberry letter
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 9: subject Is bigger is not always. Better we'll get back
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 9: into it right after. This you're Listening Steve Harvey Morning.
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• 1:03:19
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• 1:03:22
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• 1:03:48
  Speaker 9: today's strawberry. Letter the subject Is bigger is not always.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 9: Better you said before the break.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: That you wanted a, question you wanted to ask a.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: Question let me just recap it for if you.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 7: All woman in a sexist marriage had been doing some
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 7: reading and watching videos while she was.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: Married now she's.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 7: Single she's dating two, men one of them six feet
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 7: and but he got small, feet so he's small. Everywhere
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 7: then she dating another, man the six four, flat, stomached big,
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 7: chest big. Dives but that's all she. Got friends have
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 7: told her, nowadays get somebody eighty. Percent you're doing.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: Good she don't.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 7: Know, yep she thinks she deserved. More so now she'd
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 7: have planned the trip to The. Caribbean gonna do. It
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 7: stella got her groove. Back her girls think she, joking
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 7: but she's serious because she has heard over there that
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 7: men are more. WELL i got news for. You you
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 7: can go To, jamaica you can go to The, islands
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 7: you can Go. Bahamas you go to and some small
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 7: people over there to. You SO i have a question for.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 7: You what exactly are you? Looking do you have some criteria.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: Thing we can help you. WITH i, MEAN i don't
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: know how much is their? Limit is too? Much too?
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: Much what's too? Small let's let's let's just start.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 7: There let's just start with what you what you don't
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 7: want to, accept because, see we don't know.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: This and you know, what when you keep having the
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: same problem over and over and, over you have to ask,
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: yourself is it?
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 6: Me is it?
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 7: Me maybe some people have actually been, adequate baby maby
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 7: sometimes let me give you A let me give you an.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 7: Example So i'm gonna keep this all what people can
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 7: write their own. Jokes let me give you an example of.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: That, okay well you be the judge of.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 3: It here it.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 7: Is maybe you wanted the wonders of the. WORLD i,
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 7: Know i've been to The Grand, canyon AND i do.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: Dad they look grand to. Me maybe, maybe maybe maybe
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: some people don't feel that. Way you, know that's what she.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: WANTS i, like you, KNOW i like. Cups she wants
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: an epic, experience that's what.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 7: WELL i like drinking my water from a. Cup some
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 7: people like drinking the water from a five gallon. Bucket
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 7: a home depot.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: Bucket, okay, no these.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 7: Are Questions i'm without Without i'm not being explicit in any.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: Way i'm just, saying what do you? Prefer because we
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: have to find a way to. Help we know what she.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: Prefers she wants an epic.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 7: Experience, well epic that, well the men want an epic experience.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 7: Too everybody want. Epic maybe you ain't been. Epic maybe
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 7: maybe it's, you, sweetie ain't nothing good enough for. You
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 7: she ain't met, nobody no, one no one for four years.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 7: OLD i ain't met. Nobody that's.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: Sad but she's done a. Quest oh she is done
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: a quest, now so have had? IT i, mean, yeah
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  Speaker 1: she's gonna be. Safe we'll going over.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: There you're finn to be.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 7: Disappointed you, know why don't you look for somebody that
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 7: cares about? You why don't you look for somebody who's,
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 7: loyal somebody who is loving and, kind who's, ambition who
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 7: can who can help y'all build a life, together y'all
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 7: can have Some you're finn to be just a poet
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 7: woman in search of big.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: Things oh you're making, sense are?
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 2: You i'm Just i'm just telling.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: You she doesn't want to make. Sense she doesn't want
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: to be. Serious, well, okay she doesn't want. Anything don't
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: drag us into. THIS i know we're all going permission.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 3: To do what she.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 2: Wants i'm gonna go over, there And i'm gonna be.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: Safe okay going over?
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 4: There yeah do you?
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 6: Boo it's?
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 9: Crazy this Is, yeah that's all she, wants and that's
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 9: all she. Wants and you're, Right. Steve she should want
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 9: a man that will treat her well and all of.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 9: That she should want, that but she doesn't say that
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 9: in the. Letter all she wants to we don't want
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 9: to help. You, yeah all she wants big. Sex, yeah well.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: Go, lady you ain't got to go to The caribbean for.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: That she thinks she. Does, though you Going craigs.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 2: THIS i bet you they got. SIGHTS i probably they
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: probably got a site for everything out.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 9: There, Now, steve she, SAYS i owe it to myself
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 9: to live a little and see what men of other.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: Cultures have to. Offer go, ahead that's what she.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 9: Says it's quite possible that my next husband is over
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 9: there BECAUSE i have been disappointed in THE.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: Us, WELL i.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 7: Recommend africa BECAUSE i was over there one time AND
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 7: i was watching the tribal dance And lord have.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 2: MERCY i SAW i saw a trial with. THAT i,
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 2: SAID i, went what tribe is?
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 3: This?
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 7: EVERYBODY i know they were. BLESSED i was, going. GOT
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 7: i couldn't EVEN i. COULDN'T i ain't know none of the.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 7: STEPS i was, weary worried about. What hey, man y'all
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 7: need to stop all this. Kicking y'all need all this
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 7: kicking out because all this many they don't come over
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 7: here kicking that's around hit me upside my.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 13: HEAD i.
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  Speaker 2: DON'T i don't want THAT.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 3: I.
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  Speaker 2: HAD i was.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: WORRIED i pull.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 2: All the men to the. SIDE i, said y'all will
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: need some long skirts to.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 3: Not out with?
• 1:09:44
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  Speaker 1: coming up, next it Is junior with a sports update
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: In Sports. Talk thank, You. Steve we'll get to that
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: right after.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 9: This you're listening to The Steve Harvey Morning. Show it
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 9: is time now For junior and Sports. Talk, junior what
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 9: you got for?
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  Speaker 6: Us all?
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 8: Right one, Second, Shirley, Dallas. Texas let me talk to, You, Dallas.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 8: Texas it's that time of year is coming upon. Us
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 8: The Cures hope Eighth annual five K run And Fun
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 8: walk is happening this.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 6: Year for eight straight, Years.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 8: I've been doing this walk at The Market Hunt Hill
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 8: bridge to bring awareness for sickle.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 6: Cell and we're still working to change the shape of sickle.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 10: Cell.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 6: Man i'm working on all. Levels.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 8: Man So i'll see y'all On june sixth In, Dallas
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  Speaker 8: texas at The Market Hunt Hill. Bridge it's the First
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  Speaker 7: Stuff, listen you've gone through this. Before this is What
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  Speaker 9: You coming up at the top of the, hour a
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  Speaker 9: lady has accused her neighbors of having loud sex at.
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  Speaker 1: Night we'll talk about it right after.
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  Speaker 9: This you're listening to The Steve Harvey Morning. Show all, right,
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 9: guys this is From carrie And. Detroit carrie, says my
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 9: neighbor reported me to the management because she said she
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 9: can hear me having. Sex my husband is rather, loud
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 9: but he's not that. Loud the couple next to us never.
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  Speaker 9: Complained my husband even asked the guy if he ever hears,
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  Speaker 9: us and he said, no we have THE tv on
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  Speaker 9: most of the, time So i'm not sure how the
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  Speaker 9: woman beneath us is hearing sex. Sounds she's a, young beautiful,
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  Speaker 9: woman so MAYBE i could hook her up with someone
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  Speaker 9: so she can make some sexual. Sounds WOULD i be
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  Speaker 9: too forward to recommend a man for?
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  Speaker 1: Next to, them but beneath, them and they sound like.
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  Speaker 2: That's what he.
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  Speaker 1: Watching The Animal? Planet we know what, aloud.
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  Speaker 3: BUT i love.
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  Speaker 1: All, right all, right, yeah we're moving on.
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  Speaker 1: God this is FROM oj In.
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  Speaker 9: LOUISVILLE oj SAYS i went to a daddy daughter dance
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  Speaker 9: with my eight year old. DAUGHTER i saw her mom
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  Speaker 9: there and tried to avoid. Her my daughter told my
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 9: wife that my mommy was, there AND i couldn't explain
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 9: why my ex showed up at a daddy daughter. Dance
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 9: SO i told my wife to call my ex and
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 9: ask her BECAUSE i didn't feel like. Arguing that was
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 9: the wrong. Answer she called my ex and they ended
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 9: up cursing each other. Out Now i'm in the middle
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 9: of THE. Bs how DO i fix the? Mess we
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  Speaker 9: probably ain't gonna baby fix. This though she was in,
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  Speaker 9: there we don't know why she.
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  Speaker 7: CAME i have some theories about, it but, okay, well
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  Speaker 7: probably not allowed to say, Them but, no she, came
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  Speaker 7: so that's just.
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  Speaker 2: IT i have some theories if you want to.
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  Speaker 1: KNOW i SAID i was gonna, ask but, no, no,
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  Speaker 2: WHY i got.
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  Speaker 7: WHO i had to keep all this pergnant information to
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  Speaker 7: myself all the time because this is the information has. Value, okay,
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  Speaker 7: okay all. Right one of, them, well maybe she thought
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  Speaker 7: that he wasn't gonna.
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  Speaker 1: Come, okay all, right that's. Reasonable so she wanted to
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  Speaker 1: make sure. Hand BUT i think maybe the ex wife
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  Speaker 1: just wanted to see her daughter dance with her. DADDY i,
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: mean what's wrong with.
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  Speaker 2: That she had. Daddy she wanted to see her. Daddy
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  Speaker 2: that's what she wanted to.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: See do you mind that he had his new wife
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: call his old, wife his ex.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 2: WIFE i don't know how he thought that was going to.
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  Speaker 7: Work he's gonna get another divorce because he's.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 2: Stupid, yeah put them on the.
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  Speaker 1: Phone would you do?
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  Speaker 1: Why why would you do?
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  Speaker 3: That?
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah he, said he said he didn't feel like, arguing
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: so he put his new wife on the phone to
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: talk to the ex.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 2: Wife what you thought that? Was gouldn't be want? Discussion
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 2: you wanted them to.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: Argue they ended up cursing each other.
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  Speaker 7: Out come, on you, know your ex wife thinks that's
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 7: the reason y'all ain't married today.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: Because of the new. Wife they always do.
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  Speaker 2: That they'd be wrong as hell with, that but that's
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 2: what they want to.
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  Speaker 1: Go, with all.
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  Speaker 9: Right, Now, yeah that's a. MESS i don't know if
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  Speaker 9: you can fix that. One all, right coming up in
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 9: twenty minutes after the, hour we'll have more of The
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 9: Steve Harvey Morning. Show right after, this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to The Steve Harvey Morning.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 9: SHOW a woman gave Birth saturday on a flight From
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  Speaker 9: jamaica To New York's Kennedy International.
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  Speaker 1: Airport of course IT'S. Jfk the mother.
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  Speaker 9: Went into labor mid, flight and the flight crew jumped
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  Speaker 9: in to manage the situation and help the lady deliver
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  Speaker 9: her baby after a priority landing was. Initiated medical personnel
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  Speaker 9: were waiting at the gate upon arrival and met the
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  Speaker 9: mother and, newborn and audio recorded from air traffic, control
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  Speaker 9: a worker suggested naming the Baby, kennedy since the baby was.
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  Speaker 1: Born on a flight TO. Jfk what do you, Think?
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  Speaker 1: Kennedy that?
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  Speaker 11: Sky that baby from. Him that baby was.
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  Speaker 1: Born but the sky is the. Earth you do realize, that?
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  Speaker 1: Okay we Got, kennedy we Got. Sky anything?
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  Speaker 2: Else what airline was the?
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  Speaker 1: Airlines?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah Caribbean Caribbean?
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  Speaker 1: Airlines, okay name name A? Caribbean you thought it Was
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  Speaker 6: Well the Baby jamaican Or? American which one?
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  Speaker 3: Is?
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  Speaker 1: Uh, well she was.
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  Speaker 2: Born in international?
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  Speaker 1: Aspect, yeah it depends. Somewhere, yeah that's. True So Kennedy, Jamaica,
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  Speaker 1: Caribbean delta what? Else m all, right depends on what
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  Speaker 1: her last name. Is all, right, guys thank, you coming,
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  Speaker 1: up we'll play around. It would you? Rather right after
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  Speaker 1: this you're listening to The Steve Harvey Morning?
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 10: Show do you ever notice your floors still look dirty
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  Speaker 1: Back it's time now for a round.
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  Speaker 2: It would you?
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  Speaker 1: Rather would you rather a partner that nags? You or
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: would you rather a partner that ignores?
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 3: You every?
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 2: DAY i THINK i got both.
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  Speaker 6: Them, no you don't.
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  Speaker 1: Unless you did.
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  Speaker 2: Something, Still, NO i ain't gonna do.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: That. Nag so you want a partner that ignores you every.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: Day silent. TREATMENT i thought you didn't like silent, treatment.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 2: AND i ain't did. Nothing i'm cool with, That, Junior,
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  Speaker 2: really JU i had to go with?
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: Nag why you want to?
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  Speaker 3: Nag?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah but we're. Talking wow is.
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  Speaker 3: All?
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  Speaker 9: Right would you rather a family reunion without? Music or
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 9: would you rather a family reunion without a spades?
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: Table? Struggle no no music or no spades no? Music
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  Speaker 1: or you want to play?
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  Speaker 2: Cards, okay not going to agree on the.
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  Speaker 7: Music you got half of them think they half of
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  Speaker 7: them think they in heaven all? It so now we
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  Speaker 7: ain't gonna be listening to none of. Them but, Heya
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  Speaker 7: jackson And, james you got a gospel listen to? Them?
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• 1:22:23
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• 1:22:28
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  Speaker 7: i ain't like a lot of people got.
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  Speaker 1: Hair, okay we're moving. On would you Rather jiffy corn
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  Speaker 1: bread or homemade corn?
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 2: Bread?
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: Oh, YEAH i gotta go with both of. Them that.
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  Speaker 2: One they both go. Hard homemade is the.
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  Speaker 9: Lea homemade homemade is so good And jiffy homemade so? Good,
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  Speaker 9: Yes jiffy's like cake and corn bread.
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• 1:23:20
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• 1:23:20
  Speaker 9: Oh here's one, guys for the. Comedians would you rather
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 9: forget several jokes on? Stage or forget your partner's? Birthday
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 9: i'm gonna forget these JOKES i don't KNOW i got
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 9: for BIRTHDAY i. GOT i can't forget her.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 2: Birthday, NO i can't forget, now, WELL i can't forget folk.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 2: Jokes are you? Crazy that's a.
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  Speaker 1: Lot several, jokes, yeah on? Stage or your partner's?
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 2: Birthday, WELL i can fix these, jokes But i'm not
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 2: gonna be able to fix. This forgot your? Birthday? Yeah all?
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  Speaker 9: Right all, right, Guys all, right that's today's. Rounded would
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  Speaker 9: you rather coming?
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  Speaker 1: Up it is our.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 9: Life let's break up the day and we'll close out
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 9: the show with the one and only Slightly Really Crazy
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 9: Today Steve.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: Harvey right after. This you're listening to The Steve Harvey Morning.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 1: Show do you ever notice your.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 10: Floor still look dirty even after you? Mop Power mop
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 10: gives you a deeper clean you can see and. Feel
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 10: unlike stream, Mops swift for Power mop absorbs more dirt
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 10: and locks it away even and hard to reach places.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: Like behind the.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 10: Toilet the new micro scrubbers deliver thousands of, tiny deep
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 10: cleaning actions for results that, look, smell and feel. Clean
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 10: no more dirty. Floors try The swift For Power. Mop
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 10: love it or your money.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 9: Back here we, are, guys our last break of the
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 9: day on This. Wednesday it's been a great day and
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 9: just got to say thank. You as, always we appreciate your.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 9: Business you're, Listening, yeah thank, You.
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  Speaker 1: Steve it's on your N thank, you.
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  Speaker 2: Well, lord thank, you thank, You, yeah thank. You you've
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  Speaker 2: heard that you ever had your choir breakout into a
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 2: song that was just?
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  Speaker 6: Horrible?
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  Speaker 7: Yes, man we had a guest quiet that came One.
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  Speaker 7: Sunday they were. HORRIBLE i was about. FIFTEEN i was
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  Speaker 7: laughing so. HARD i had picked the end of my
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  Speaker 7: robe up and had to ball it up and put
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  Speaker 7: it in my.
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  Speaker 2: MOUTH i was in. THAT i was my mam was
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  Speaker 2: looking over at me BECAUSE i was laughing too.
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  Speaker 1: Hard you cannot embarrass your mother in. Church that is a.
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  Speaker 2: No, NO i was, laughing but one of my last
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  Speaker 2: got out at.
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  Speaker 1: That oh did you get back?
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  Speaker 2: Handed?
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  Speaker 7: NO i wasn't close. Enough but look THEN i had
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  Speaker 7: to try to. Stop but that ignited a lot of.
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  Speaker 7: PEOPLE i could see people holding their head down because you,
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  Speaker 7: know church people put their fan up over their mouth
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  Speaker 7: and just be looking at.
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  Speaker 2: NOW i couldn't do none of. THAT i just don't
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  Speaker 7: Jesus we.
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  Speaker 2: Wow fix it for? Me and then he ended in
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 2: like that, hi AND i busted out laugh again like
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  Speaker 2: he had killed. It where the church is so?
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  Speaker 7: Quiet are Every, yeah these are my clothes in Minds
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  Speaker 7: some of my greatest funny moments was in.
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  Speaker 6: Church.
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  Speaker 7: OH i loved the churches WHERE i developed my sense of. Humor,
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  Speaker 7: yeah because you are supposed to laugh at. Church, no
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  Speaker 7: and everything in that was funny to me.
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  Speaker 2: BECAUSE i just thought it was just. Hysterical man like the.
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  Speaker 1: Choir, okay pastor jo make you.
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  Speaker 2: Laugh the. Pastor, now my pastor was pretty Good Bisu,
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  Speaker 2: james SO i know my. Boy plus he's my basketball,
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  Speaker 2: coach SO i was scared of.
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  Speaker 7: Him AND i think the only other thing THAT i
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 7: didn't like to praise dance, team which is WHY i
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  Speaker 7: began a petition in twenty twenty six to stop praise
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  Speaker 7: dance teams in.
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  Speaker 2: CHURCHES i wanted to, stop, said y'all gonna have.
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  Speaker 1: To do a stop useless.
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  Speaker 7: MARSH i just want you all to stop. This it
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  Speaker 7: is a bunch of useless march and put them flags.
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  Speaker 2: DOWN a commus, HERE.
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  Speaker 7: A bunch of retired old gymnastics girls that never made
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  Speaker 7: it in, gymnastics not in all. GAMES a little waiting,
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  Speaker 7: now all in here trying to. Jump they got two inch.
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  Speaker 7: Vertical anybody coming in here to see all this right?
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  Speaker 7: Here because you can't get off the ground you wasn't
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  Speaker 7: getting off the ground good as which why you didn't
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  Speaker 7: make the cheerleader team in the first.
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  Speaker 2: Place now you're down.
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  Speaker 6: Here it's too big to be a.
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  Speaker 7: Gymir church couldn't have you on, That, YEAH i know
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  Speaker 7: BECAUSE i. Had it was one girl that wanted to
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  Speaker 7: be on the balance. Beam they took off the balance
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  Speaker 7: being because she was too. Good her feet was so,
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  Speaker 7: wide her feet was wider than being so no matter
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  Speaker 7: once she stood on the bean was safe for. HER i,
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  Speaker 7: said that's right. Here you can't even.
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  Speaker 2: KNOW i told her her.
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  Speaker 7: Baby told took a hold of. Bean so that was
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  Speaker 7: just unfair. Advantage you, know if you could grab the
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 7: bean with your, FEET i, mean the hold, on that's
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  Speaker 7: just an Unfair she would run on the. Beach she would,
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 7: run jump up on the bean, wrong full, speed then
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  Speaker 7: just stop at the end of the. Beam told just
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  Speaker 7: grabbed the.
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  Speaker 2: BEAN i just saw it.
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  Speaker 7: All so now they're on the praise, team AND i
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 7: just didn't think it was. Right and then you Got
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 7: Deacon scales over in. Here he on the deacon. Board
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 7: they collect. Money he can't. Count now we're in here
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  Speaker 7: all day now because he can't.
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  Speaker 1: Count church complain.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 7: Because once he got the ninety nine. Cents he ain't
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 7: know how to go past. That he put the death
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 7: mode in the wrong. Place, here you thought we Do
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 7: we thought we had one hundred thousand dollars once.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 2: A hundred thousand.
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 7: Dollars he don't put the death mold in the wrong.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 7: Place now we sitting up in. There we canna collect
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 7: one hundred dollars now we here all. Day he turned
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 7: around and told the pass it this biggest offering wheel
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 7: had one hundred thousand. DOLLARS i looked at, him one.
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  Speaker 2: Tray one hundred thousand. Dollars we ain't gonna be one
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  Speaker 2: trade are thousand?
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  Speaker 6: Dollars you?
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 2: Know then the, usherboard you, know, yeah evil people on
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  Speaker 2: the usher. Board sit right, there.
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  Speaker 1: Move, down.
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  Speaker 3: You. Know.
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah this wasn't just you, know no good and.
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  Speaker 7: Well you know where certain people sat in certain places
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  Speaker 7: at church Every, sunday even if they got there.
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 2: Late you missed. It you, know, hey hold, on you,
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  Speaker 2: know sister pearline, Seat just let us sit up.
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  Speaker 1: There you, KNOW i am policy ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 2: In church.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 2: Here you, know if you if you're real, big you
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 2: can't wear a belt Belts you just got quit wearing.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 7: Belts it's just. Belt the bell didn't here where you
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 7: don't have to put the extra. Hole now you just
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 7: on the tip of the. Bell your eye is in
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  Speaker 7: the very end of the. Bell now we ain't got
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 7: nothing to stick back through the. Buckle nothing goes through
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 7: that little little little leather strapped that's over to post
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  Speaker 7: a whole.
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  Speaker 2: Access we ain't doing none of.
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  Speaker 1: That not.
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  Speaker 2: You you you don't put your build on that a
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  Speaker 2: tip pointing.
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  Speaker 1: At used every possible. Occasion, REALLY i just wanted.
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  Speaker 2: To say that about the.
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  Speaker 7: Church that's why we want thank everybody for listening. TODAY
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  Speaker 7: i will say talk To, god but y'all probably don't
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 7: THINK i mean it. Today see y'all.
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