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- 0:00Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. Y'all
- 0:05Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all have a suit on the don giving
- 0:13Speaker 1: them like the million things and the cobs good to other. Please,
- 0:38Speaker 1: I don't join join me. You gotta turn you're going
- 1:10Speaker 1: to do. You gotta turn to turn them out. Turn.
- 1:43Speaker 1: You haven't got to turn them out to turn turn
- 1:46Speaker 1: the water the water got me? Come come on your
- 1:59Speaker 1: tha uhh, I shall well a good morning everybody. You're
- 2:05Speaker 1: listening to the voice, Come on dig me now, one
- 2:09Speaker 1: and only Steve Harley got a radio show, this one today.
- 2:14Speaker 1: I want to share with you. It's for all of us,
- 2:19Speaker 1: and here it is. There is a solution to all
- 2:26Speaker 1: of your problems in situations. If you don't know what
- 2:31Speaker 1: your next move is, that to go, I don't I
- 2:34Speaker 1: don't care what it is. If if the relationship you're
- 2:38Speaker 1: in it's all wrong and you don't know how to
- 2:42Speaker 1: get out of it, it doesn't matter. There's a solution
- 2:48Speaker 1: to all your problems in situations, that solution to all
- 2:52Speaker 1: your problems, that way to make all your dreams come true,
- 2:57Speaker 1: the way around a lot of this and to the
- 3:01Speaker 1: weakness that you feel at times. It's prayer, prayer, a
- 3:06Speaker 1: connection with your creator. Could that be the thing that's
- 3:11Speaker 1: missing in your life. I'm just asking because whenever I
- 3:16Speaker 1: get a little bit off track, all I gotta do
- 3:21Speaker 1: is think, just a moment, Steve, have you been have
- 3:25Speaker 1: you been praying? Man? Have you been connecting with your creator?
- 3:29Speaker 1: I know you're busy, man, I know you're busy, and
- 3:32Speaker 1: I know at the end of the day you're done.
- 3:35Speaker 1: You're done, and sometimes crawling into bed is all you
- 3:38Speaker 1: can manage to do. I've said this, it happened to
- 3:42Speaker 1: me last night. Again. I did all of this. But
- 3:46Speaker 1: when I look and when I see things not moving,
- 3:51Speaker 1: or I don't feel like things are going in the
- 3:53Speaker 1: right direction, or I have a sense of being stagnant,
- 3:57Speaker 1: all I got to do is retrace it. Because I'm working.
- 4:01Speaker 1: It's no doubt about that. I'm working. But I'm I
- 4:05Speaker 1: staying connected. Am I using that weapon that's available to
- 4:09Speaker 1: all of us? And I pray? And the answer is
- 4:13Speaker 1: usually no? And so I know, okay, okay, man, I'm
- 4:16Speaker 1: getting off track hill because see, let me tell you something, man.
- 4:19Speaker 1: The reason the reason I constantly talk to God is
- 4:24Speaker 1: because life constantly changes. People who said they was going
- 4:28Speaker 1: to do something for you one day, have changed their
- 4:31Speaker 1: mind to next. Somebody you thought was gonna show up
- 4:35Speaker 1: that day called in late, had an accident and couldn't
- 4:39Speaker 1: make it. That changes the parameters of everything. The meeting
- 4:43Speaker 1: you had set up that had to be canceled because
- 4:46Speaker 1: somebody was ill, that changes the parameters the time frame
- 4:51Speaker 1: of everything. Because it's all connected. So if I don't
- 4:55Speaker 1: stay in constant prayer and stay connected to the creative,
- 4:59Speaker 1: when this thing things happen, I'm not put in my bed.
- 5:03Speaker 1: I've not talked to him about how to handle it,
- 5:06Speaker 1: or I'm just not aware of it and what to
- 5:08Speaker 1: do next. And the next thing you know, it becomes
- 5:10Speaker 1: a little stagnant that has happened to me. I gotta
- 5:13Speaker 1: get back because prayer is the solution to all of
- 5:19Speaker 1: my problems and situations. I have found that to be
- 5:22Speaker 1: the case now. The only reason I'm telling it to
- 5:25Speaker 1: you is because I know if you anything like me
- 5:29Speaker 1: slash human being, then there are times that you feel anxious.
- 5:34Speaker 1: There's moments of desperation. You have moments of uncertainty. That
- 5:39Speaker 1: are times when you feel like you've lost your way
- 5:43Speaker 1: or your purpose is a little blurred. You're not shoe anymore,
- 5:49Speaker 1: or you don't know what your next move is, or
- 5:50Speaker 1: the relationship you in or the relationships you're dabbling in.
- 5:54Speaker 1: They're just all wrong for you. Man, is a solution
- 6:01Speaker 1: to all your problems and situations, and its prayer. If
- 6:05Speaker 1: you're suffering from any of the things I just listed,
- 6:08Speaker 1: or any other thing you could think of, just check
- 6:11Speaker 1: your prayer. What has your prayer been lately? About it?
- 6:15Speaker 1: And this is for everybody. I often find when I
- 6:20Speaker 1: get that disconnection, Man, my prayer and slipped off, I
- 6:25Speaker 1: started feeling a little bit less, so I gotta jump
- 6:28Speaker 1: back on it. I'm just offering you a solution to it. Man,
- 6:31Speaker 1: and and and and and I'm giving you a solution
- 6:34Speaker 1: that works one of a thousand percent. Fust shout see.
- 6:38Speaker 1: I ain't guessing at this one. I'm telling you what
- 6:41Speaker 1: has happened in my life, how I did it, and
- 6:44Speaker 1: it'll do for you. God has filled with mercy and grace.
- 6:49Speaker 1: He knows we all messed up. He knows all of
- 6:52Speaker 1: us have done some jacked up things that don't nobody
- 6:55Speaker 1: know about. He know all about our past. Man, he
- 6:58Speaker 1: know all of that. But he is so full of
- 7:02Speaker 1: grace and mercy, so full of fifty fifth chances. But
- 7:07Speaker 1: you know the thing about your life, though, and the
- 7:10Speaker 1: thing I had to come to terms with, and the
- 7:12Speaker 1: reason I don't let out of the reason I don't
- 7:14Speaker 1: let my past bury me, the reason I don't let
- 7:17Speaker 1: my past define me is because my past I found
- 7:22Speaker 1: out or just the ingredients needed for me to make
- 7:30Speaker 1: this cake I'm eating now. My past is just my ingredients. See,
- 7:37Speaker 1: you don't get rid of your pass. They they ain't
- 7:41Speaker 1: gonna know where they are, the ingredients, but when you
- 7:44Speaker 1: put them with something else, they look better, they taste better,
- 7:47Speaker 1: it is better. All of our past are just the
- 7:52Speaker 1: ingredients that have become the cake we eating now. Now,
- 7:55Speaker 1: if you don't like the way your cake taste, then
- 7:58Speaker 1: you gotta stop putting some other ingredients in there. Just
- 8:01Speaker 1: because you started off and your cake was messed up,
- 8:04Speaker 1: don't mean you can't straighten out the flavor your cake.
- 8:07Speaker 1: You gotta put some different ingredients in there. So let's
- 8:12Speaker 1: say your cake is trifling tasted, it's bitter. Your cake
- 8:15Speaker 1: is bitter, Well, you got to dilute the bitterness. You
- 8:18Speaker 1: gotta put some more goodness in there. So you gotta
- 8:21Speaker 1: put some goodness ingredients to take away the taste of
- 8:25Speaker 1: the bitterness. So you gotta put some different ingredients in there.
- 8:30Speaker 1: You gotta start living your life a little more kindly,
- 8:33Speaker 1: a little more thoughtful, a little more sharing, a little
- 8:36Speaker 1: more caring. And then after a while, man, those new
- 8:39Speaker 1: ingredients combined with that bitter it starts overshadowing the bitter
- 8:43Speaker 1: taste because the bitter taste is further behind you. Now
- 8:47Speaker 1: see something that happened to you twelve fifteen, thirty twenty five,
- 8:52Speaker 1: sixteen years ago. Ain't got to be the flavor that's
- 8:55Speaker 1: in your mouth now less you let it be. It's
- 9:00Speaker 1: the ingredients. Man, If you're sick, it away your cake
- 9:03Speaker 1: taste and change your ingredients. Put something else in your
- 9:07Speaker 1: cake mix so you can get a better taste. If
- 9:12Speaker 1: you don't like the way your life taste. Pray. I've
- 9:16Speaker 1: been here my mama saying for years. Boy, prayer changes things,
- 9:20Speaker 1: don't My mama, you said to me all the time.
- 9:23Speaker 1: I said to my TV artist, is when they come
- 9:25Speaker 1: see me on the talk show, before I walk off stage,
- 9:28Speaker 1: I tell them these words, my mother said, I said.
- 9:30Speaker 1: My mother used to always tell me this, and it's
- 9:33Speaker 1: bailed me out, and it might do the same thing
- 9:35Speaker 1: for you. I say, whatever I get in trouble, I
- 9:38Speaker 1: hear her words. She says, son, don't forget to pray,
- 9:43Speaker 1: don't be ashamed to pray, and don't be too proud
- 9:46Speaker 1: to pray, because prayer, prayer changes things, and you better
- 9:51Speaker 1: believe something. It one hundred percent showed. Do you're listening,
- 10:03Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, everybody around the land.
- 10:06Speaker 1: It is the Steve Harbitt Morning Show holding it down.
- 10:09Speaker 1: It's the one and only nephew Timmy, Sexy sweet Devin,
- 10:15Speaker 1: Now whatever you want to call it. You know what,
- 10:16Speaker 1: I'm not gonna I'm not gonna you know what, I'm
- 10:18Speaker 1: not gonna even do sexy today. I mean because sexy
- 10:20Speaker 1: just it just happens anyway. So it's just me. It's
- 10:22Speaker 1: just Timmy, all right, We're gonna pay us on that.
- 10:25Speaker 1: It's just sweet, cool, jazzy Timmy. And the voice is
- 10:29Speaker 1: getting better. Do you hear that thing? Do you hear
- 10:31Speaker 1: that silky thing getting better? Won't even do it, you
- 10:34Speaker 1: see will helping me hold down as a beautiful Ladies.
- 10:37Speaker 1: Shirley Strawberry call of her role Mississippi Monica and the
- 10:41Speaker 1: One and Only Killa Junior Boy spakes top of the morning.
- 10:46Speaker 1: Everybody morning, anybody good? You gotting taller? You look tall today? Sure,
- 10:53Speaker 1: I'm tall every day, but you know, but you look
- 10:56Speaker 1: at I gotta I gotta higher chair. Okay, but you're
- 11:00Speaker 1: in a hot chair. No, I didn't say I was
- 11:02Speaker 1: in a hot chair. I'm in a higher chair. That's
- 11:05Speaker 1: what you said. Okay, Okay, you're gonna misconstrue my words.
- 11:10Speaker 1: But I'm in a higher chair. Oh you're in a okay,
- 11:14Speaker 1: all right, I look taller. Okay, yes you do. All right,
- 11:19Speaker 1: got that six two look going on this morning? You understand.
- 11:22Speaker 1: Look at me, and it's just a look. Yeah, it's
- 11:26Speaker 1: not what it is. It's just to look. But since
- 11:29Speaker 1: y'all said it, I'm gonna go ahead. Since y'all said,
- 11:32Speaker 1: I'm gonna go and get pictures from this angle. You
- 11:34Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, right right, I'm gonna go. Yeah,
- 11:38Speaker 1: just get this out on social media. So everybody what
- 11:40Speaker 1: Timmy didn't who Timmy didn't grew up? Look at look
- 11:43Speaker 1: at that. Yeah, we're close to the weekend. Girl, it's thirsty.
- 11:51Speaker 1: I love it. Not been there, y'all know what today?
- 11:54Speaker 1: He is right? Say it? Say they didn't call a
- 11:59Speaker 1: birthday thing? Like now what call a louise? And to
- 12:08Speaker 1: a net bolting of feral what happy birthday? Carve every birthday?
- 12:18Speaker 1: Call what you're doing today? Wait? Why are you here? Well?
- 12:25Speaker 1: You know I didn't take off today. I'm kicking it
- 12:27Speaker 1: on the weekend. I'm oh, you're gonna do it like
- 12:30Speaker 1: you're gonna do it like Steve do it. Just wait
- 12:32Speaker 1: till Thursday and then then you know, yeah, but like
- 12:36Speaker 1: after the after the day. Though I probably want to
- 12:38Speaker 1: see you tomorrow, I bet I won't. I won't because
- 12:42Speaker 1: guess what I'm gonna be bro bro Yes, I'll be
- 12:52Speaker 1: in New Orleans. But thank you for the birthday. Talk
- 12:54Speaker 1: about dukie Chase and tell him time and say what
- 12:57Speaker 1: do it from me? In Cafe dumon all let adam
- 13:01Speaker 1: bigness all of it dat gal oysters of man the
- 13:08Speaker 1: carousel bar, sitting at the bar and carousale having a
- 13:12Speaker 1: cocktail going on and from going around in a circle.
- 13:18Speaker 1: Yet that gets you drunk right there? Any drinks you
- 13:23Speaker 1: ain't lived you had a cocktail Harris in New Orleans
- 13:28Speaker 1: in the fridge, birthday girl, Thank you, Thank you so much.
- 13:34Speaker 1: All Right, we're gonna celebrate Carla's birthday all day today
- 13:37Speaker 1: and coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour,
- 13:40Speaker 1: it is the nephew to run that prank back right
- 13:43Speaker 1: after this you're listening to show, all right, it is
- 13:48Speaker 1: time to start your morning off with the nephew and
- 13:50Speaker 1: run that brank back. What you got for us, nest
- 13:52Speaker 1: I got stupidity for you, because I'm good at that.
- 13:55Speaker 1: Right here, this this radio is your new boss, your
- 13:59Speaker 1: new okay, all right, come on, kay, Hello, Hello, I'm
- 14:06Speaker 1: trying to reach Jason place. Yester, how cannot help you? Hey, Jason,
- 14:10Speaker 1: this is Lyle. I'm giving you a call out of
- 14:12Speaker 1: human resources. Right. How you doing? You're the foreman, the
- 14:15Speaker 1: project guy out there? Yes, I am on the project manageers.
- 14:18Speaker 1: I cannot help you. Listen, you've been training an individual
- 14:22Speaker 1: out there, I think for the last month or so
- 14:24Speaker 1: you have. You've been training a Yes, great guy, doing
- 14:29Speaker 1: great work. He's doing good? Okay? How is he? Is?
- 14:32Speaker 1: He coming along pretty good with everything? Oh man? He
- 14:34Speaker 1: picking up real good man. He learned to trade. I
- 14:37Speaker 1: mean he picking up just let us we love from me,
- 14:39Speaker 1: pick up excellent young welcome. And here's how many more
- 14:42Speaker 1: weeks of training out there? I will say probably about
- 14:45Speaker 1: another week or two or we let him, you know,
- 14:47Speaker 1: put him on his arm. Okay, do you think he'll
- 14:50Speaker 1: handle it efficiently? Oh? Yes, I think he would be
- 14:52Speaker 1: a great, great employee. Okay, you've been with the company?
- 14:55Speaker 1: How long? Uh? Going on about seventeen years? Yeah? Records
- 15:00Speaker 1: are telling me somewhere around sixteen plus, right right, Okay,
- 15:04Speaker 1: you've been with us quite a while. And first of all,
- 15:07Speaker 1: let you know we're grateful of you of the work
- 15:09Speaker 1: that you're putting in. Well, man, I appreciate a man
- 15:11Speaker 1: made man. I appreciate it. You have the company to
- 15:14Speaker 1: man and you know, being here to eat many years man.
- 15:16Speaker 1: He let you know, Man, I love my company exactly. Listen,
- 15:19Speaker 1: we got a few adjustments we're gonna be making out
- 15:22Speaker 1: there on the plan. Here's what we're gonna do now,
- 15:25Speaker 1: you say, gonna be done in about a week or two? Yes,
- 15:28Speaker 1: about a week. Okay, here's here's what we're gonna do
- 15:31Speaker 1: on that particular day that he gets released. And you
- 15:34Speaker 1: you you definitely know he's ready for everything. Um, I'm
- 15:38Speaker 1: gonna want you to give him your key card. As
- 15:41Speaker 1: well as the key to your office. I'm gonna want
- 15:46Speaker 1: you to give him your key card that gets you
- 15:48Speaker 1: actually onto the property. And you have you have your
- 15:52Speaker 1: own parking space too, don't you. Yes? I do. Okay, Now,
- 15:56Speaker 1: we're gonna need you to give it your key card
- 15:58Speaker 1: in your office key and we'll we'll find you another
- 16:02Speaker 1: place to park. He's actually probably gonna be parking in
- 16:04Speaker 1: your space. Hold hold, what you mean you're telling me
- 16:07Speaker 1: to give him my key talking right, I'm talking to
- 16:10Speaker 1: your parking space, but your key card to get you
- 16:14Speaker 1: onto the property, a little bit electrical card there, right,
- 16:17Speaker 1: as well as your office. He's gonna actually be taking
- 16:20Speaker 1: over as project manager. No, no, sir, I'm not giving
- 16:24Speaker 1: up nothing. Nobody can just think over the pocket manager.
- 16:27Speaker 1: Let's let's first of all, sir, let's do this. Let's
- 16:29Speaker 1: stone the language down. Okay, we're gonna find a place
- 16:31Speaker 1: for you, but for the time being, we're gonna put
- 16:34Speaker 1: you back into until we find the game. I'm finding
- 16:37Speaker 1: a place of me, my place where i'm right now.
- 16:39Speaker 1: I'm not moving from nowhere, that's all. Okay. I'm not
- 16:42Speaker 1: getting into to sign me nothing anything. I got seventeen
- 16:46Speaker 1: years opinion. Ain't nobody said to sign me not a
- 16:49Speaker 1: place to move. You got to understand that part down.
- 16:52Speaker 1: I got seventeen years up in him and chain a
- 16:54Speaker 1: young guy, and this guy got a couple of months,
- 16:56Speaker 1: and you're telling me the other one. Do watch me
- 16:58Speaker 1: move me? Jason, this is a temporary move. We're gonna
- 17:00Speaker 1: find something better for you. No, you ain't know what
- 17:03Speaker 1: this project. Ain't got that understanding. This has come from
- 17:08Speaker 1: the end and on the head and head is I
- 17:12Speaker 1: know the head of this decision actually come from the
- 17:14Speaker 1: vice president. Oh, they ain't told me none of that.
- 17:16Speaker 1: It comes to me first. I'll tell you what, Jason,
- 17:18Speaker 1: this is something I'm supposed to probably not tell you.
- 17:20Speaker 1: But let me let me let you in on a
- 17:21Speaker 1: little something. Yeah, let me hand on something because this
- 17:23Speaker 1: is gonna be some bull him because I shut the
- 17:25Speaker 1: whole place up out him. And I mean, let me
- 17:27Speaker 1: explain something to you, Jason. This young guy that you've
- 17:29Speaker 1: been training, he's actually the nephew of the vice president.
- 17:33Speaker 1: I don't give a about no neshew or no vice president. Man,
- 17:36Speaker 1: do you think I care about some president telling him?
- 17:38Speaker 1: I'm said the president? I said what I said? Man?
- 17:41Speaker 1: The nexhew. Who care about the nephew. They ain't never
- 17:44Speaker 1: told me this? Well, can I expect you to give
- 17:47Speaker 1: your key over to him? Oh? Hell no, I ain't
- 17:49Speaker 1: getting nobody nothing. Definitely get the law to come and
- 17:51Speaker 1: get it. Ain't nobody get nothing. I ain't leaving how
- 17:53Speaker 1: that sounds. So all I can ask you for is
- 17:55Speaker 1: I need your key card and I need the key
- 17:57Speaker 1: to your office. I need you to empty out your
- 17:59Speaker 1: things so we can move Victor in there and holding
- 18:03Speaker 1: you a place. This is just a temporary slot right now.
- 18:06Speaker 1: You them all ain't nobody getting nothing, saying okay, I
- 18:11Speaker 1: I've been here. I tell you what I'm gonna do.
- 18:13Speaker 1: I go out there and I temp slapped this little something, okay,
- 18:16Speaker 1: and then I find out who is boll says or
- 18:18Speaker 1: whoever did nest the vol to be and kick hicause
- 18:21Speaker 1: I ain't giving up nothing. And just I'm talking about
- 18:23Speaker 1: job y'all with the wrong one, okay, with the wrong
- 18:26Speaker 1: one at this time. But they're talking about beating the
- 18:30Speaker 1: vice president's nephew. You're you're you're losing control here, Uh, Jason, No,
- 18:34Speaker 1: I ain't losing nothing. I'm gonna sink control. I'm gonna
- 18:37Speaker 1: lose and when I kick his how that sounds? And
- 18:38Speaker 1: I'm gonna kick the boat to see you? All of them?
- 18:41Speaker 1: How that sounds? That makes sound clear to you that
- 18:44Speaker 1: we're trying to just give you someplace to be temporarily
- 18:47Speaker 1: until I find you another slot. Ain't no other block
- 18:51Speaker 1: mind slot in my slot. I'm gonna kick givest rat.
- 18:56Speaker 1: Not how that sound to you? Turn All I'm asking
- 19:00Speaker 1: it is, I need your key card and I need
- 19:01Speaker 1: the key to the office. Get all your things out
- 19:04Speaker 1: so I can get Victor moved in within the next week.
- 19:06Speaker 1: Ain't no, he's okay, all of them, I don't give
- 19:09Speaker 1: a how that sounds. I don't care nothing about them. Okay,
- 19:12Speaker 1: because I see you made me somebody out here today. Okay,
- 19:16Speaker 1: I'm tired of it and this ain't gonna happen to me.
- 19:18Speaker 1: I'm gonna get security to come over and walk you out. Okay. No,
- 19:21Speaker 1: ain't no security for to walk me no where? How
- 19:23Speaker 1: that sounds. I came here, ain't buy myself. Ain't nobody
- 19:26Speaker 1: to walk me about? The end? Are you having problems
- 19:28Speaker 1: moving out? For the nephew? The nephew okay, the nephew
- 19:31Speaker 1: is not gonna come in here and take Okay, there's
- 19:34Speaker 1: another that you need to be aware of. Do you
- 19:36Speaker 1: know who the other nephew is? Hell no, I ain't
- 19:39Speaker 1: never seen no other nephew. I ain't know that wasn't nephew.
- 19:41Speaker 1: Let me tell you who the other one is? Who
- 19:42Speaker 1: who the other one is? The other one is nephew?
- 19:44Speaker 1: Tught me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Jason, you
- 19:47Speaker 1: just got pranked. Y'all lying with me? Man, Come on, man,
- 19:53Speaker 1: don't play with me. Man, Jason, yea man, this ain't
- 19:58Speaker 1: no Tommy Man, y'all need to put that man. And
- 20:01Speaker 1: y'all don't know how long the brother man I worked
- 20:04Speaker 1: up man, Hey, man, ain't no justice baby, y'all. But
- 20:07Speaker 1: may man, y'all got me, good man, I got you, man,
- 20:10Speaker 1: I got I got one thing to ask you. Man,
- 20:12Speaker 1: what's the baddest radio show in the land. That's Steve
- 20:15Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. That's it said, ain't gonna sense talking
- 20:24Speaker 1: about it. I did it, I'm gonna do it again,
- 20:25Speaker 1: and another hour we'll watching me do it. Oh, you
- 20:28Speaker 1: better work up in here on the radio show. If
- 20:32Speaker 1: I ain't if I ain't prank, who was prank he's prank.
- 20:38Speaker 1: You got time to day? I got time to day?
- 20:41Speaker 1: Oh prime time? I love you baby, Thank you. Nephew
- 20:44Speaker 1: coming up next to is asked the nephew, and Junior
- 20:47Speaker 1: asked the briddlow ready to love officer. That would be
- 20:50Speaker 1: the nephew and Junior right after this. If I ain't love,
- 20:54Speaker 1: who would love? You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. We're
- 20:59Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour. And entertainment
- 21:01Speaker 1: news celebrity couple divorce alert. Uh, this is sad right here.
- 21:07Speaker 1: Former Real Housewives of Atlanta stars Cynthia Bailey and her
- 21:11Speaker 1: husband Mike hil have split. Um, yeah, yeah, yeah. Plus
- 21:16Speaker 1: another entertainment news birthday girl. Huh would you say, Junior,
- 21:20Speaker 1: just one same morning to Cynthia? You better calm down? Okay, well,
- 21:26Speaker 1: what are you talking about it? Come speak? Being married
- 21:31Speaker 1: three weeks? Shut? Surely be doing another story, yeah, Junior
- 21:39Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Plus another
- 21:42Speaker 1: entertainment news the birthday Girl. Carla is here with today's
- 21:45Speaker 1: music news. She'll tell us about Ashanti's response to herb
- 21:49Speaker 1: Gotti and model and media personality Amber Rose is looking
- 21:53Speaker 1: for love, but you have to have certain qualifications. Okay, um,
- 21:59Speaker 1: first of all, well, one of the qualifications is you
- 22:01Speaker 1: have to be an atheist. Okay, okay, we'll talk about
- 22:06Speaker 1: all of these stories at the top of the hour,
- 22:08Speaker 1: but right now it is time they need Jesus. And yeah,
- 22:14Speaker 1: all right, here we go Riddolowe and Junior Maria and
- 22:22Speaker 1: h Pellham says, one of my sore roars has asked
- 22:25Speaker 1: me to cover for her while she has an innocent
- 22:27Speaker 1: lunch date with her male co worker. I forgot that
- 22:31Speaker 1: she told her husband she was going shopping with me,
- 22:33Speaker 1: and I ran into her husband at my son's soccer practice.
- 22:36Speaker 1: My sore roar is mad and I couldn't care less.
- 22:39Speaker 1: Do I owe her an apology? Or what if you
- 22:42Speaker 1: said you was gonna coverfore, then you should have covered
- 22:45Speaker 1: for But I wouldn't be covering for nobody that's doing
- 22:48Speaker 1: some foolishness, So you shouldn't have got yourself mixed up
- 22:50Speaker 1: in that mention to begin with. But she forgot okay,
- 22:56Speaker 1: so you forgot that she was covering. Now somebody was
- 22:58Speaker 1: not happy. Okay, see right there now, She she wrong
- 23:03Speaker 1: for asking you to cover because you ain't good at cover. Hello, Ryan, No,
- 23:07Speaker 1: just period. So you ain't never cover for one of
- 23:11Speaker 1: your frat brothers. Mister ka Si no oh. Back in
- 23:15Speaker 1: the day, I used to be big brother cover. Yeah,
- 23:20Speaker 1: under cover, but we're too old for this now. Yeah,
- 23:26Speaker 1: because you forget, that's about I forget everything. No, I'm not.
- 23:33Speaker 1: I'm not your cover brother. But but you know, if
- 23:35Speaker 1: you if you say you're gonna do it, then you
- 23:36Speaker 1: gotta do it. But to me, I would say, don't
- 23:39Speaker 1: get yourself wrapped up in this poolishness. That's just that's right, Junior.
- 23:42Speaker 1: Does she owe her an apology? First of all, I
- 23:44Speaker 1: ain't Greek. I don't know. I ain't know the rule
- 23:49Speaker 1: for this. He said, you told you so, I don't
- 23:53Speaker 1: know what the sounds like to me is you can't
- 23:54Speaker 1: do your job. But when you did see her husband,
- 23:57Speaker 1: why you didn't break out stepping? That's not Stefred. Yeah,
- 24:03Speaker 1: I hate that's what y'all doing. Time said, you know
- 24:04Speaker 1: you be doing something. We don't do about it. We
- 24:07Speaker 1: don't break out of Key's practice dog? All right, what's
- 24:13Speaker 1: Time be doing over there with a cane at the
- 24:14Speaker 1: dog on baseball pract What is he doing? Yeah? I
- 24:16Speaker 1: thought you would, doude though, if you're covering basically, Maria,
- 24:19Speaker 1: They say you should have kept your words. Moving on
- 24:21Speaker 1: to Fate in Dallas, say writes, My husband and I
- 24:24Speaker 1: have seen numerous doctors because he's had some ead challenges,
- 24:28Speaker 1: and we have gone without sex for almost two months now.
- 24:31Speaker 1: This morning I walked in on him while he was showering,
- 24:34Speaker 1: and from what he was doing, I see that his
- 24:37Speaker 1: stuff is working just fine. He said, it's a miracle
- 24:41Speaker 1: and it just started working again, as he's been lying
- 24:45Speaker 1: all along. Or do you think it's the truth. Oh
- 24:48Speaker 1: my god, you got rid of If it just happened,
- 24:51Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. It must be the soap.
- 24:53Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. It just happened out
- 24:55Speaker 1: of nowhere. Girl, we're gonna have to start doing it
- 24:58Speaker 1: in a shower. I don't know. Just just works in here.
- 25:00Speaker 1: I don't know what happened. You know, he fronted, ain't
- 25:04Speaker 1: nothing wrong with that man. There's something wrong with y'all's relationship,
- 25:08Speaker 1: and that's a little something something y'all need to discuss
- 25:10Speaker 1: about that. Whatever. Then, if you saw what you saw,
- 25:13Speaker 1: seemed like everything working right. So either you get into
- 25:16Speaker 1: shower with him, or you guys need to sit out
- 25:18Speaker 1: and have a conversation about why he lying ticket. Hello, Wow,
- 25:23Speaker 1: ready to love? Right, that's that's I don't have to
- 25:26Speaker 1: say nothing. He already nailed it. You put it down there.
- 25:29Speaker 1: That's it, Tommy's right, that's it. Next question, all right,
- 25:37Speaker 1: moving on, Thank you. As soon as you hear that
- 25:40Speaker 1: water coming on, pop up and get in there with it.
- 25:43Speaker 1: As soon as you hear that water coming on, get
- 25:45Speaker 1: your butt in there. Ain't no sense when you're going
- 25:48Speaker 1: all day stressed up. Get on in there, all right.
- 25:53Speaker 1: Moving on to Selena and Northbrook. Selena says, I am
- 25:56Speaker 1: staying with my younger sister for a while because she
- 25:59Speaker 1: needs help with her children while her hobby is stationed overseas.
- 26:03Speaker 1: I had no idea that my sister kept such a
- 26:06Speaker 1: nasty house and I can't clean it by myself. I
- 26:09Speaker 1: asked her to split the costs of getting a cleaning
- 26:12Speaker 1: getting a crew to clean up, and she won't do it.
- 26:15Speaker 1: So should I leave? Yeah? What the hell? You ain't
- 26:18Speaker 1: around there for? You don't leave that? Know that an't
- 26:20Speaker 1: wake keep it moving might of fact. Look, Look, a
- 26:24Speaker 1: husband don't want to be the way he at he overseas,
- 26:27Speaker 1: over he overseas he come in visit for a weekend,
- 26:31Speaker 1: get right on back. Oh lord, it was a immense
- 26:32Speaker 1: when I got to the house. And if he military
- 26:34Speaker 1: you already, no, he probably spitting polish because most of
- 26:37Speaker 1: them all yeah, big goes to the troops. Y, yeah,
- 26:41Speaker 1: thank you for your service. But absolutely yeah, yeah, you
- 26:46Speaker 1: gotta go, sist man. What you're saying, junior, you are
- 26:52Speaker 1: to get tired of this. This is what you alred
- 26:53Speaker 1: to get tired of. You ought to get tired of
- 26:54Speaker 1: talking to people at the same time this this keep
- 26:57Speaker 1: it in the background. What is that? What is that?
- 27:01Speaker 1: What is that? That's how you killing everything? This nasty house. Well,
- 27:05Speaker 1: I scared the hell out of me, Margaret, you know
- 27:08Speaker 1: your shoe off. Hey, let me tell you something. If
- 27:16Speaker 1: your wife walking in and see your shoe hit the
- 27:18Speaker 1: top of that counter, you're gonna be getting hit in
- 27:20Speaker 1: the minute. I'm just telling you. That's what I'm showing.
- 27:25Speaker 1: When you get tired of that in your own house,
- 27:27Speaker 1: if you got to live that, when you might well move.
- 27:30Speaker 1: She's not tired, though, she's mad at her sister for
- 27:33Speaker 1: being trifling. And then yeah, yeah, you won't even pay
- 27:37Speaker 1: for a cleaning crew. Ain't nobody to tell her to
- 27:39Speaker 1: hell all them damn kids, nobody s why is there
- 27:43Speaker 1: going through all this drama? Get your butt out of that.
- 27:44Speaker 1: This ain't even your problem. I see her wanting to
- 27:50Speaker 1: help her some family stuff too close. Get on out
- 27:53Speaker 1: of there. Let them. Let the people do that on
- 27:54Speaker 1: their own. Grown, You're grown. You did this. You made
- 27:57Speaker 1: all these kids. Take help of your damn say might
- 27:59Speaker 1: have fact teach your kids how to clean up? Yeah,
- 28:03Speaker 1: pick up? After that was my job growing up, keep
- 28:06Speaker 1: the house clean. Well yeah, um, okay, Well we're moving
- 28:12Speaker 1: on to Kelly. This is our last one, Kelly and Richmond.
- 28:16Speaker 1: Kelly says, I was dating a man for five years.
- 28:18Speaker 1: We broke up because he didn't want to get married.
- 28:20Speaker 1: He bought me a set of tires, and we broke up,
- 28:23Speaker 1: and now he's mad and wants his tires back. I
- 28:25Speaker 1: can't afford to pay him or bite new tires. He's
- 28:28Speaker 1: threatening to take me to court over the money. How
- 28:30Speaker 1: should I handle this? What Patty Man tell you know?
- 28:35Speaker 1: He gonna get them damn time, Lena tell you lest So,
- 28:38Speaker 1: I'm just gonna tell you you're gonna come out and
- 28:40Speaker 1: me sitting on blocks. I'm just telling you if I
- 28:42Speaker 1: was you, I figure out how to pay this man,
- 28:43Speaker 1: because you're gonna he's gonna get them tied back. When
- 28:45Speaker 1: I'm wants a man pay for something for you and
- 28:48Speaker 1: y'all break up. I promise you he won't it back.
- 28:50Speaker 1: He gonna get them time. So you need to figure
- 28:53Speaker 1: out how you're gonna do. You need to start ubering
- 28:54Speaker 1: or lifting or something, because I promise you get your
- 28:57Speaker 1: little after together because in a minute you're gonna walk
- 28:59Speaker 1: outside in your car. You gonna get them tired. All right,
- 29:03Speaker 1: Thank you, guys. Coming up at the top of the hour.
- 29:05Speaker 1: We'll have some entertainment news for you right after this.
- 29:08Speaker 1: You're listening to show celebrity couple divorce news. Former Real
- 29:16Speaker 1: Housewives of Atlanta star Cynthia Bailey and TV personality Mike
- 29:20Speaker 1: Hill have filed for divorce, where it has that they
- 29:24Speaker 1: have been separated. I know this is terrible. They've been
- 29:28Speaker 1: separated for a while now. Everything between the two is amicable.
- 29:32Speaker 1: They really do love each other and it wasn't anything
- 29:34Speaker 1: scandalous or anyone's fault. It just didn't work out. Fans
- 29:39Speaker 1: were wondering what was up after a video surface of
- 29:42Speaker 1: Mike Hill out at a sports bar, and his behavior
- 29:45Speaker 1: was inappropriate for a married man. In the video clip,
- 29:48Speaker 1: a mystery woman is holding onto Mike as she performs
- 29:52Speaker 1: a backflip. He cheers and claps her on. Wow what
- 29:56Speaker 1: everybody like, what's your doing? Mike's yeah, come on, Mike, Mike. Yeah,
- 30:04Speaker 1: that's what they're doing now, y'all. They're doing black flips
- 30:06Speaker 1: at the club. I mean yeah, at the sports bar.
- 30:11Speaker 1: At the sports bar. That's sad here because Cynthia and Mike,
- 30:16Speaker 1: I mean, Steve introduced them. Yes he did, yeh yeh
- 30:21Speaker 1: yeh yes, put them together. Yeah, he played matchmaker and
- 30:25Speaker 1: it just it just didn't work out, I guess. Yeah,
- 30:28Speaker 1: that's good here today at least still friends. Yeah, well,
- 30:33Speaker 1: I mean they yeah, they do. Things are nice between
- 30:36Speaker 1: them right now. Yeah, but yeah, anybody needs to be
- 30:40Speaker 1: doing the black flip. Just in the post of your
- 30:42Speaker 1: back flip, you're getting pushed over. Bet you won't finish
- 30:48Speaker 1: the flip? Crazy, all right? All right, switching gears. The
- 30:58Speaker 1: birthday Girl is here with today's music news. That is
- 31:01Speaker 1: Carla Ferrell. Happy birthday today, thank you, thank you. All right,
- 31:07Speaker 1: So today is my birthday and it's also a shanty's birthday.
- 31:11Speaker 1: Today is her birthday as well, so happy birthday to
- 31:14Speaker 1: my birthday twin A Shanty, and it appears the birthday
- 31:18Speaker 1: Girl A Shanty has responded to erv Gotti's comment comments,
- 31:23Speaker 1: you remember herb was doing all us talking is kissing
- 31:26Speaker 1: and telling and talking about their relationship back in the
- 31:29Speaker 1: day when he was married, and just just information he
- 31:32Speaker 1: should have. You know, you just take some of this
- 31:34Speaker 1: to your grave. Yeah, you know, it was just whack
- 31:37Speaker 1: what he was doing. Anyway, A Shanty is on the
- 31:40Speaker 1: remix and she's been quiet about this the entire time,
- 31:44Speaker 1: which which I loved, Yes, like a lady. And now
- 31:48Speaker 1: she's on a remix with Diddy, saying, you know, Diddy
- 31:51Speaker 1: and IRV got some issues anyway, but Diddy and Bryson
- 31:54Speaker 1: Tiller their song Got to Move On, which we're currently
- 31:57Speaker 1: playing here on the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, this
- 31:59Speaker 1: is the remo and Ashantis part on a remix is saying,
- 32:03Speaker 1: it's giving obsessed, it's giving you stress, it's giving you press.
- 32:09Speaker 1: But it's been twenty years, please cry less, So you
- 32:14Speaker 1: know you gotta you gotta say like it. I like it.
- 32:19Speaker 1: It's talking to HERV Gotti, but I loved it when
- 32:23Speaker 1: she said nothing, but hey, if you're gonna respond in
- 32:26Speaker 1: true liber fashion, get a chance for it. So go ahead,
- 32:30Speaker 1: go ahead, my birthday girl. I love that love. Yes, sir,
- 32:35Speaker 1: it's a classic. Keep it cute. Yes, yeah. And one
- 32:38Speaker 1: more thing, we gotta give a shout out shady fans
- 32:41Speaker 1: get ready no, no, Yes, she is in the studio
- 32:47Speaker 1: France is working on a new album, has been wrapped.
- 32:54Speaker 1: Head on the studio over there, and she yes, recording
- 32:57Speaker 1: out of this Yeah, you know, almost hold you, I
- 33:00Speaker 1: love you. Yeah. So that's music news. There you go.
- 33:05Speaker 1: You're all caught up right there, all right, thank you,
- 33:07Speaker 1: birthday girl and other entertainment news. Um, we know if
- 33:11Speaker 1: you're single, you know, the dating thing can be kind
- 33:13Speaker 1: of crazy. Um, so did you see the recent post
- 33:17Speaker 1: from your girl amber Rose? Amber Rose said, why is
- 33:21Speaker 1: it so hard to find an intelligent, sexy, rich, successful,
- 33:27Speaker 1: tated gentleman that also has kids? But it is not
- 33:31Speaker 1: an abusive narcissist and he's definitely an atheist but also
- 33:36Speaker 1: a feminist. What I do, I'm not asking for much.
- 33:42Speaker 1: It's so why they do that inhale, Yeah, that's why
- 33:48Speaker 1: you're blooie. That was yes, come on the Devil's church
- 33:56Speaker 1: it this morning? You want to all is kind of
- 34:03Speaker 1: devil get a witness? Yeah, oh my god, you're looking
- 34:10Speaker 1: for you're looking boy, you really put this in a box.
- 34:13Speaker 1: You're looking for all of that and an atheist, Oh
- 34:15Speaker 1: my god. And I saw a comment where she said,
- 34:19Speaker 1: I see what I see. Okay, okay, all right, well
- 34:26Speaker 1: good luck with that. Yeah, if you don't find it
- 34:31Speaker 1: on earth, you're finding when you get the hell, you're
- 34:33Speaker 1: gonna find what you're looking for. So so could you,
- 34:36Speaker 1: guys marry someone who shares different perspectives on faith and
- 34:40Speaker 1: all of that. No, no, no break. Yeah, I kind
- 34:47Speaker 1: of be equally yoked. Yeah. I can't wake up trying
- 34:50Speaker 1: to get the help, and she wake up trying to
- 34:52Speaker 1: get the hell. I can't wake both can't wake up
- 34:53Speaker 1: like this in a handbath. Yeah, this just don't work
- 34:56Speaker 1: at all. You try to go to hurt your Sunday
- 35:02Speaker 1: over there making double pies. I mean, what example everything
- 35:15Speaker 1: on sad morning cake double food cake, food cake. I'm
- 35:20Speaker 1: not I can't do this with you A lot though
- 35:23Speaker 1: she wants intelligent, sexy, rich, successful tats uh kids uh
- 35:29Speaker 1: not an abusive narcissist a feminist and an atheist. That's
- 35:33Speaker 1: a lot to find him, one person. And you want
- 35:39Speaker 1: some teads, some little hells, angel sto you want that.
- 35:43Speaker 1: It's a little demon all right, thanks guys. Coming up
- 35:48Speaker 1: in twenty minutes after the hour, Junior's birthday poem for Carla.
- 35:52Speaker 1: Don't want to miss it with you're listening show, all right, guys,
- 35:59Speaker 1: A resident poet Laius is here, of course on this
- 36:03Speaker 1: day as we celebrate Carlo's birthday with a nice lovely poem.
- 36:07Speaker 1: Junior with you guy, Oh, let me let me just
- 36:11Speaker 1: tell you this, Carl, it's your birthday. So yes, I
- 36:14Speaker 1: have to do poem for everybody on this show for
- 36:16Speaker 1: only birthday for show. Yeah, but this poems a little
- 36:19Speaker 1: different callor because you're a different type of person. Okay,
- 36:22Speaker 1: but we love you just for being what you are.
- 36:24Speaker 1: This is what you mean to us. Now everybody's gonna
- 36:26Speaker 1: agree with this. Now the title of this poem. I'll
- 36:29Speaker 1: put all this work into a poem for Carller that's
- 36:33Speaker 1: name over this way it is here we go, heavy
- 36:40Speaker 1: birthday caller, We celebrate your day. You keep us on
- 36:44Speaker 1: our toes and what we should not say. You put
- 36:48Speaker 1: the show together with that, there is no doubt you
- 36:52Speaker 1: stop us what we ain't doing that before it comes
- 36:54Speaker 1: out of mouth. Every show needs someone like you to
- 36:59Speaker 1: tighten up by behind because if we said what we
- 37:01Speaker 1: were to say, if you don't be an unemployment line,
- 37:05Speaker 1: that would be Tommy, Steve and me. So we celebrate,
- 37:09Speaker 1: sweet lady, have a slice of cake on me. We
- 37:12Speaker 1: don't care what age you are, but to us you
- 37:15Speaker 1: just twenty three, have birthday called the end? Lord, what
- 37:21Speaker 1: you did that? Well, I feel like you just wrote
- 37:24Speaker 1: it that what I feel I feel like it sounds
- 37:29Speaker 1: very familiar. Junior. Is that the is that the exact
- 37:32Speaker 1: same birthday poem you did for me last year? The
- 37:35Speaker 1: exactly one. So glad you can't? You can't. Why would
- 37:47Speaker 1: I write some more words? I write rope for you already.
- 37:51Speaker 1: I'm so glad you picked up on the fact that
- 37:53Speaker 1: the exact same day of work, they're the same one
- 37:56Speaker 1: that say every year? Right? Yeah, yeah, what I said,
- 38:01Speaker 1: You don't care what age you are to us, you
- 38:03Speaker 1: are twenty three. You had to know that from last year,
- 38:11Speaker 1: you know what. I took some pressure off of me.
- 38:13Speaker 1: I'm like, whoop. These really are ragged ass poems. They
- 38:18Speaker 1: really are ragged. Hey, hey, let me ask, but this
- 38:23Speaker 1: one is a ragged ass poem from last year. Yeah,
- 38:28Speaker 1: you want to ask, Carla, let me ask you a question.
- 38:32Speaker 1: You didn't want to write me a new birthday poem.
- 38:34Speaker 1: You wanted to do the exact same point. What's your
- 38:36Speaker 1: reasoning for that? Yeah? Once I write you a poem
- 38:39Speaker 1: that I'm alread for your birthday. Yeah, but already got
- 38:43Speaker 1: that your best I'm feeling a movie. I can write
- 38:48Speaker 1: a poem for that. Ain't no way, ain't no way
- 38:50Speaker 1: this boy married, Ain't no birthday, carl You see how
- 38:54Speaker 1: this birthday is going already? All right? Coming up? Wait,
- 38:58Speaker 1: that's the worst birthday poem, back to back every wait
- 39:02Speaker 1: till Nagia come coming up. At thirty four minutes after
- 39:09Speaker 1: the hour, Halloween is right around the corner. We'll tell
- 39:11Speaker 1: you about a haunted house to Tennessee that will pay
- 39:14Speaker 1: you twenty grand if you stay there. Oh, right after this,
- 39:19Speaker 1: you're listening to the Stave Morning Show. All right, So
- 39:24Speaker 1: what's now being called the scariest haunted house in America
- 39:27Speaker 1: is offering guests twenty thousand dollars if they can make
- 39:30Speaker 1: it all the way through without quitting. The place is
- 39:33Speaker 1: called mccainey Manor and it's located just outside Nashville, Tennessee.
- 39:38Speaker 1: Before you get too excited, no one, wait, before you
- 39:43Speaker 1: get too excited, know that no one has successfully made
- 39:46Speaker 1: it through the manner in over two years. Okay, we'll
- 39:48Speaker 1: all be thinking you're gonna go down there and just
- 39:51Speaker 1: nail it and get your twenty thousand and go on home. Nope.
- 39:54Speaker 1: The Mannor also requires visitors to complete a forty page waiver,
- 39:58Speaker 1: a completed sports physical and doctor's letter stating you are
- 40:03Speaker 1: physically and mentally cleared. Each guest is filmed during their
- 40:07Speaker 1: journey for their own protection and for the protection of
- 40:09Speaker 1: the owner, Russ McKinney. Russ has already been sued several
- 40:13Speaker 1: times for things people claim we're done to them in
- 40:17Speaker 1: the manner that do not appear on the video. Whoa
- 40:22Speaker 1: I think ate, I couldn't do it. I'm just gonna
- 40:24Speaker 1: tell you right now. So what are they doing to
- 40:26Speaker 1: these people? It's more than just being locked in the house.
- 40:28Speaker 1: It's it's some other stuff happening up in there. So yeah,
- 40:32Speaker 1: you need to sign up, yeah, to try to get
- 40:35Speaker 1: your twenty. I can make it through because I'm going
- 40:38Speaker 1: there like thunder and lightning. I know I don't, but
- 40:42Speaker 1: once I going. Now, hey for tending to everybody that.
- 40:46Speaker 1: Now they're gonna do that. Now they're gonna to see that.
- 40:48Speaker 1: Stop you're they're gonna put that in half. Listen. All
- 40:53Speaker 1: I gotta do is going there, take my ambient night
- 40:57Speaker 1: peel that I take to go to sleep, and I
- 41:00Speaker 1: I'm gonnake up there you go, and I'm gonna wake
- 41:02Speaker 1: up in them. I don't give that. Once I take that, people,
- 41:03Speaker 1: I don't give damn what y'all do to him, because
- 41:05Speaker 1: I'm out. Well, you have to take a drug test
- 41:08Speaker 1: before you Yeah, you gotta do all that. They ain't
- 41:11Speaker 1: looking for ambiing, they look looking for you. You have
- 41:15Speaker 1: to pass. They're talking about drug feeling like, you know,
- 41:17Speaker 1: not much dope I'm taking right now, You're not much stuff.
- 41:21Speaker 1: I'm on right now. The castle survived, right right. You
- 41:29Speaker 1: gotta take a sports physical all of that bass that part. Yeah,
- 41:33Speaker 1: that's fine, that's fine because it's when I finished. I
- 41:36Speaker 1: can do that. Nobody has gotten the twenty grand ever, No,
- 41:41Speaker 1: that's what the coming back tee. You can boot me,
- 41:48Speaker 1: but I'm gonna boo you back for two know what
- 41:57Speaker 1: they must have Jason, Freddy Krueg and erebody else up
- 42:00Speaker 1: in this dog on house for twenty four hours. It's
- 42:03Speaker 1: got the Exorcist. Yes, now that right there would make
- 42:08Speaker 1: me run about that house. If the girl turn our
- 42:10Speaker 1: head all the way around, I'm out. I promise you.
- 42:13Speaker 1: Have y'all seen this? Have you ever seen Jason, Michael
- 42:16Speaker 1: Myers and me sit down and play a game or Domino?
- 42:20Speaker 1: Have y'all team at you see it? Never seen? But
- 42:31Speaker 1: you got to complete a forty page waiver though. Wow,
- 42:34Speaker 1: Oh they're doing a lot man. Yeah, they're doing a lot, man.
- 42:37Speaker 1: I'd like it at least. Can we watch it though?
- 42:40Speaker 1: Is it like on video? Can we see that it's
- 42:42Speaker 1: gonna be on video? Yeah? Yeah, the video it because
- 42:44Speaker 1: they got to make sure, you know you can you
- 42:46Speaker 1: complete it. So here's a question for you guys. Who's
- 42:49Speaker 1: your favorite fictional serial killer? And and what are you
- 42:52Speaker 1: superstitious about? Which horror movie will you never watch again?
- 42:56Speaker 1: You refuse to watch? Well, the one that scared me
- 43:01Speaker 1: to death as a child was carry carry just scared
- 43:06Speaker 1: delivered messide of sisters. Spacey was so cold. Let me
- 43:10Speaker 1: tell you my sister and my godsister. We were all
- 43:14Speaker 1: at the movie theater together and we was all watching it.
- 43:17Speaker 1: I went up that I ran out the movie The Child,
- 43:25Speaker 1: and it was probably by twelve, twelve thirteen. I ran
- 43:29Speaker 1: out my sister and look they looked back at me
- 43:31Speaker 1: and just was dying laughing. But man, when they when
- 43:36Speaker 1: the blood, when they flipped their blood on that girl,
- 43:39Speaker 1: that that pig blood, I was ducked. I was that man,
- 43:42Speaker 1: and she got mad at everybody at the prom. I
- 43:44Speaker 1: was done, I was out. I was at the concession stand,
- 43:48Speaker 1: waiting on my mom. I was through Junior, the movie
- 43:54Speaker 1: that scared me the most cool Joel that a lot
- 43:59Speaker 1: of people A yeah, yeah, I put my dog out
- 44:02Speaker 1: that day. King, King, leave you in no moment. Coming
- 44:09Speaker 1: up next, and it's the nephew with the prank phone call.
- 44:12Speaker 1: Right after this you're listening to show, all right, Coming
- 44:21Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour, about four minutes after,
- 44:23Speaker 1: it's my strawberry letter for today, the subject leftover lip
- 44:27Speaker 1: gloss and lashes. All right, oh what are you doing?
- 44:32Speaker 1: We'll get into that in just a few m talk
- 44:35Speaker 1: about all of that, but right now it is time
- 44:38Speaker 1: for the nephew And today it's prank phone call what
- 44:40Speaker 1: you got forth, neph. Let's see, let's see, let's see.
- 44:45Speaker 1: We're gonna go deep into the archive. Yeah, I'm looking
- 44:49Speaker 1: through my little folders and files. So here my prank
- 44:54Speaker 1: of decks, my prank of decks. Well, it is my birthday. Okay, okay,
- 45:01Speaker 1: oh oh you know what that means. You want to
- 45:05Speaker 1: do it? You don't know what she won't want? She
- 45:10Speaker 1: want that old triosity. If you were looking for prank,
- 45:18Speaker 1: if you were looking for a frank. Don't you ever
- 45:22Speaker 1: mix up my pranks with them damn poems. Don't you
- 45:25Speaker 1: ever ever? Let me see, let me see, let me
- 45:32Speaker 1: see if I can make a change. Though I might
- 45:34Speaker 1: be able to make a change. It's your birthday. Let
- 45:35Speaker 1: me let me just check old Triosity. See if he can,
- 45:40Speaker 1: if he can fit in the day. All right, you
- 45:42Speaker 1: gotta be way in the back because we play it
- 45:44Speaker 1: so much, so we don't sure a Haterran were playing
- 45:52Speaker 1: a lot, curly, you know it. Well, let's do this then, Tommy.
- 45:56Speaker 1: But it's your birthday. You can play what you want
- 45:59Speaker 1: to play. I can play Triosity in my car, Yes, yes,
- 46:02Speaker 1: you can go ahead. But alight, alright, alright, alright night,
- 46:07Speaker 1: no curiosity, all right, let me know not because I can.
- 46:10Speaker 1: I can throw a curve about. You know what I'm saying.
- 46:13Speaker 1: I'm just standing. I got time today. Okay. You woke
- 46:17Speaker 1: up motivating. I woke up motivating. All right. This right
- 46:21Speaker 1: here is your wife's doctor. Your wife's doctor. Yeah, now,
- 46:30Speaker 1: your wife's doctor, cat dog. If you would hello, hello,
- 46:35Speaker 1: I'm trying to get Andrew a place. Who's calling? This
- 46:38Speaker 1: is doctor Andrews? Oh yeah, yeah God, how are you doing? Doctor?
- 46:43Speaker 1: How are you doing? I'm all right, she's not she's
- 46:46Speaker 1: not in right now. It's gonna leave a message of something, yeah,
- 46:50Speaker 1: libr messages U. You know, she came in, so she
- 46:52Speaker 1: had an appointment this morning, right right, right, right right? Anything? Okay,
- 46:57Speaker 1: everything's good, everything's good. You know I've been Andrew's I
- 47:00Speaker 1: gotta college just for quite some time now. So yeah, yeah,
- 47:02Speaker 1: I know it, right right right? Okay, Well, listen, can
- 47:06Speaker 1: see if she's able to get back in tomorrow. I
- 47:08Speaker 1: need to get one more good look at her. One
- 47:10Speaker 1: more good looks? Is everything? Okay? I just want to
- 47:13Speaker 1: check a few things, you know. If I get one
- 47:15Speaker 1: more good look, a good look at her, I think
- 47:16Speaker 1: I'll be fine. One. Don't y'all do this like once?
- 47:22Speaker 1: Uh once or twice a year and you wanted to
- 47:25Speaker 1: come right back? Is everything okay? Don you could tell
- 47:28Speaker 1: me nice? Everything all right with my wife? Uh? Yeah, Gregg? Right, yeah,
- 47:33Speaker 1: what's up? Tell to me? You know, I'm not I'm
- 47:35Speaker 1: not proud to tell tell anyone what's going on with her?
- 47:38Speaker 1: And there's nothing really serious going on. Okay, so you
- 47:41Speaker 1: can relax on that part. But I just want to
- 47:43Speaker 1: get one more good look at her, just to be sure,
- 47:46Speaker 1: one more good looks for what doc? If nothing serious
- 47:48Speaker 1: going on? Well I think um, I think what, Well,
- 47:54Speaker 1: she'll be fine, she'll be fine, she'll be fine. Great.
- 47:57Speaker 1: Uh hey, man, awful about the record. I'll tell you
- 48:00Speaker 1: something man that uh and I don't really you know,
- 48:03Speaker 1: talk like this but off the record, man, you you
- 48:05Speaker 1: and I? Man, we the uh we're the only ones,
- 48:08Speaker 1: aren't we? What? What? You and I? We're the only ones?
- 48:12Speaker 1: Aren't we the only ones? What they're talking about? What
- 48:15Speaker 1: are you saying? Well, you know we're the only ones
- 48:17Speaker 1: that have seen it. You know. Oh whoa, whoa? What
- 48:21Speaker 1: are you saying though? Uh? Just just stating that, you know,
- 48:24Speaker 1: off the record. You are you and I are that
- 48:25Speaker 1: we're there. We're the only ones. We know, we're the
- 48:28Speaker 1: only ones. What what? What? What are you saying? Do
- 48:31Speaker 1: I'm not understanding. What are you saying we are the
- 48:34Speaker 1: only ones? What? Well, well, we we have you and
- 48:37Speaker 1: I have something in common. I mean you and I
- 48:39Speaker 1: are the only one that's that's uh, you know, basically
- 48:43Speaker 1: seeing Andrea. What do you know? Wait a minute, that's
- 48:46Speaker 1: not a topic of discussion. Doc, What what are you
- 48:49Speaker 1: trying to say? What are you saying about my wife?
- 48:51Speaker 1: I mean she's amazing, man, I mean, uh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- 48:56Speaker 1: I don't need you to tell me about my wife
- 48:58Speaker 1: being an amazing. Doc. You lost your damn man. Well,
- 49:02Speaker 1: I'm just saying she looks she looks amazing. She looks amazing.
- 49:05Speaker 1: I don't mean any harm. Whoa, whoa. You ain't supposed
- 49:08Speaker 1: to be looking at her and that type fashion. Doc?
- 49:10Speaker 1: What the hell is wrong with you? What type of
- 49:13Speaker 1: unprofessional is this here? You're telling my wife is amazing?
- 49:16Speaker 1: You lost your damn man. I can't believe I'm getting
- 49:20Speaker 1: a phone call like this. This the most unprofessionally I've
- 49:24Speaker 1: ever heard. But let's keep in mind, Greg, I wasn't
- 49:27Speaker 1: really calling you. I was calling her. You know you
- 49:29Speaker 1: ain't talking to her. You're talking to me, and you're
- 49:32Speaker 1: gonna bring that type on the phone to me. Have
- 49:35Speaker 1: you lost your mind? Professor? Is there a way you
- 49:39Speaker 1: can pass the message that, oh, I ain't passing nothing
- 49:44Speaker 1: to her? Do you hear me? You're gonna make me
- 49:46Speaker 1: do something crazy to you. I don't believe you called
- 49:48Speaker 1: me with that type talking about my wife. Well, you
- 49:50Speaker 1: and I got something in common. She's amazing. Have you
- 49:53Speaker 1: lost your damn mind? Sure? I didn't mean. I didn't
- 49:55Speaker 1: think you did. You did, don't It was just little
- 50:00Speaker 1: no no. I was being a little playful with you.
- 50:01Speaker 1: I didn't think that was gonna this ain't because they
- 50:03Speaker 1: don't play. What's wrong with you? We're playing? I'm not playing,
- 50:07Speaker 1: don't you whatever? A matter of fact, do I need
- 50:10Speaker 1: to see you? I need to I need to see
- 50:12Speaker 1: have a session with you. We can talk about this here.
- 50:14Speaker 1: I brought your dog on man talking about my wife
- 50:17Speaker 1: amazing to you, you're the most unprofessional. I shudn't even
- 50:21Speaker 1: go to you all these years? Or was there anywhere
- 50:24Speaker 1: you can get her to come in? So I get
- 50:25Speaker 1: one good look at of the mall. Hey, no, no,
- 50:27Speaker 1: she ain't coming down to that little ragged I'm coming
- 50:30Speaker 1: down there. When I come down there, we oh, no
- 50:33Speaker 1: matter fact, I'm on my way down there. How long
- 50:35Speaker 1: are you gonna be there? We can we get straight down.
- 50:37Speaker 1: I've left the office for today. I just wanted to
- 50:39Speaker 1: call and see if I could get one good look
- 50:41Speaker 1: at her for the mom. No, no, then you're gonna
- 50:43Speaker 1: get with that wasn't more good gonna look. No, No,
- 50:46Speaker 1: let me tell you one thing. She ain't coming there
- 50:48Speaker 1: of you. No mo, no, mo, no mo? Is she
- 50:51Speaker 1: coming back to see me? Wait? Wait, wait, I don't
- 50:53Speaker 1: want to lose a customer, not not like. No, you
- 50:56Speaker 1: ain't gonna you ain't gonna lose the customer. I'm coming
- 50:58Speaker 1: at the moll make me an appointment, you me check
- 51:00Speaker 1: my out tomorrow. You see how you like that, sir?
- 51:03Speaker 1: That's what That's not possible. I'm definitely gonna don't want
- 51:07Speaker 1: to lose her. If you like, it's gonna hurt me
- 51:10Speaker 1: if I lose her as a clock, I don't want
- 51:11Speaker 1: to miss seeing her. Don't hurt you. It ain't gonna
- 51:13Speaker 1: hurt you that you lose them it's gonna hurt you
- 51:15Speaker 1: when I get there. Don't you worry about her? You
- 51:18Speaker 1: got Greg, You gotta calm down. Okay, I was being
- 51:22Speaker 1: I was being playful and I we too. Were you
- 51:26Speaker 1: too old to be playful? Place? I'm seeing you in
- 51:29Speaker 1: the morning, first thing in the morning. Okay, what time
- 51:33Speaker 1: you can ten o'clock? Can I ask you something? Greg?
- 51:36Speaker 1: Do you have a brother named Tyrn? What they got
- 51:38Speaker 1: to do with it? Saying? What they gotta do with
- 51:40Speaker 1: my brother? What they got to do with you? Okay?
- 51:42Speaker 1: What I wanted to tell you is this is not
- 51:44Speaker 1: doctor Hendrix. This is left you Timmy from the Steve
- 51:47Speaker 1: Harbard Morning Show. Your brother Tyring got me the plank
- 51:50Speaker 1: phone call you. I don't give us who you. I'm
- 51:54Speaker 1: coming to see you. What what's the time? Did what? Hey? Hey? Greg? Greg? Greg,
- 52:02Speaker 1: pull up? Take us out your brother Tyring? This is
- 52:05Speaker 1: this is nephew Timmy man from the Steve always Morning Show.
- 52:08Speaker 1: Your brother tiring got me the prank phone call you.
- 52:11Speaker 1: That's what I thought you said. Man, hold on, man,
- 52:14Speaker 1: oh oh man, let me stop for a minute. Man.
- 52:17Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, well you lost your damn hold on.
- 52:24Speaker 1: You don't do you don't do like that. Man, got
- 52:27Speaker 1: my wife, y'all, what's my brother? I would be telling
- 52:29Speaker 1: him first, You're gonna see Tying tomorrow. I'm gonna see
- 52:32Speaker 1: him first day in the morning. Man, this morning, I'm
- 52:36Speaker 1: ready to everybody. Hell no, hey, I gotta ask you, man,
- 52:41Speaker 1: what's the baddest radio show in the land, The Steve
- 52:44Speaker 1: Hammy Show. Oh Man, you played to say it playing
- 52:49Speaker 1: I Got time today? You're just I got time today?
- 52:53Speaker 1: What play? Too far? That was too far? That was okay, okay, okay?
- 52:58Speaker 1: What else? What your pranks? Thank you? That's all I
- 53:01Speaker 1: want you to say. That's all I wanted you to
- 53:02Speaker 1: say that Ratchet far Hi a piece of Nate, Happy birthday,
- 53:06Speaker 1: call it. Then you go take that. Thank you, thank you,
- 53:13Speaker 1: thank you. November the twelve, Baby Omar Shrine Auditorium, Charleston,
- 53:18Speaker 1: South Carolina, The Low Country, The Nephew grabbing that microphone
- 53:21Speaker 1: once again, take its own sale right now. That's right,
- 53:24Speaker 1: Get low, Get low, the Low Country, No Ben with
- 53:26Speaker 1: twelve Omar Shrine Auditorium. Come watch me work, baby, watch
- 53:31Speaker 1: me watch me all right, nephew coming up next. Thank you.
- 53:35Speaker 1: Strawberry letters, subject left over lip gloss and lashes. We'll
- 53:38Speaker 1: get into it right after this. You're listening Stry Morning Show. Well,
- 53:45Speaker 1: we gotta say happy birthday to our girl, Carla Ferrell.
- 53:48Speaker 1: It is your day to day Carla enjoy. Thank you,
- 53:52Speaker 1: Charlotte girl, Thank you Morning crew. One time for the
- 53:55Speaker 1: birthday girl, the birth Hey, thank you. All right, it's
- 54:01Speaker 1: also time for today's Strawberry Letter and listen. If you
- 54:04Speaker 1: need advice on relationship, dating, work, sex, parenting, and more,
- 54:09Speaker 1: please submit your Strawberry letter to Steve HARVEYPM dot com
- 54:12Speaker 1: and click submit Strawberry Lets up. Yeah, we could be
- 54:18Speaker 1: reading your letter live on the air, just like we're
- 54:21Speaker 1: gonna read this one right here, right now, and you
- 54:23Speaker 1: never know, it could be yours. This one could be it,
- 54:26Speaker 1: This could be it. Buckle lovat, hold on tight, We
- 54:28Speaker 1: got it for you. Here. It is Strawberry Letter to Carlo.
- 54:31Speaker 1: Right this one leftover. Lip Gloss and Lashes is a
- 54:35Speaker 1: subject birthday girl lips by Carlo. Okay, I'm trying to
- 54:41Speaker 1: say it. Okay, loptober. Lip gloss and lashes is the subject.
- 54:45Speaker 1: We'll see if Carlo wrote it or not. Dear Stephen Shirley,
- 54:48Speaker 1: I'm thirty years old and in the past two years,
- 54:51Speaker 1: I've been in four relationships that didn't last over a
- 54:53Speaker 1: few weeks. Nope, count Carl out on this one. When
- 54:57Speaker 1: I met these guys, she didn't write it. When I
- 54:59Speaker 1: met these guys, everything was just great for a while,
- 55:03Speaker 1: and then it goes south because they can't be monogamous.
- 55:07Speaker 1: The last guy I dated as a nerd, so I
- 55:09Speaker 1: figured he would be more settled. He's thirty four with
- 55:13Speaker 1: no children and he's never been married. I found out
- 55:15Speaker 1: last week that he loves the strip club. One of
- 55:18Speaker 1: my good friends went to the strip club and she
- 55:20Speaker 1: saw my new man getting a lap dance, and she
- 55:22Speaker 1: went and she sent me a picture of him. I
- 55:25Speaker 1: texted him and he said he was out with his boys.
- 55:27Speaker 1: He did not lie about being out, but he did
- 55:30Speaker 1: not admit where he was. The next night, he invited
- 55:33Speaker 1: me over for a sleepover, and we went straight to
- 55:36Speaker 1: his bedroom because it was late. I could have sworn
- 55:39Speaker 1: there was a tinge of foundation on his pillow, but
- 55:41Speaker 1: I did not want to be that chick that looks
- 55:43Speaker 1: for stuff at her man's house. I'm not a snooper,
- 55:48Speaker 1: but there are a few things that I couldn't overlook.
- 55:50Speaker 1: He had half of an eyelash stuck on his bathroom floor,
- 55:54Speaker 1: and I pulled it up and put it on the counter.
- 55:56Speaker 1: The washcloth I used had a pink spot in the
- 55:59Speaker 1: corner and looked like leftover lip gloss. I lost it
- 56:02Speaker 1: at that point and I called him into the bathroom.
- 56:05Speaker 1: He got irritated and said he's single and he's had
- 56:08Speaker 1: women over there before, so yes, it may be a
- 56:11Speaker 1: little lip gloss stain on his towel, and the eyelash
- 56:14Speaker 1: could have been stuck on his shoe because he went
- 56:17Speaker 1: to a strip club the other night. He told me
- 56:19Speaker 1: I could stay overnight because it was late, or he
- 56:22Speaker 1: could follow me home. I chose to leave because I
- 56:25Speaker 1: was embarrassed at how I acted. He told me we
- 56:28Speaker 1: need to slow things down, and now he barely calls
- 56:31Speaker 1: was I wrong for questioning him? What? What? No, of
- 56:36Speaker 1: course you weren't wrong for questioning him. The fact that
- 56:39Speaker 1: you were even asking us if you're wrong, it is
- 56:42Speaker 1: a problem. I just hate that women feel that they
- 56:46Speaker 1: have they can't question a man. Why would you be
- 56:49Speaker 1: afraid to ask him anything. He's just a man that
- 56:52Speaker 1: you're dating and more importantly, sleeping with, So make him
- 56:55Speaker 1: accountable and speaking of sleeping with you. Young women are
- 56:59Speaker 1: moving way too fast. Okay, didn't you say you have
- 57:03Speaker 1: four relationships that only lasted a few weeks. That means
- 57:06Speaker 1: you're giving your stuff away too soon. You aren't getting
- 57:09Speaker 1: to know these guys. You're not making them work for it.
- 57:12Speaker 1: He was right. He is single and obviously at the
- 57:15Speaker 1: strip clubs and bringing women home. That's his right. If
- 57:18Speaker 1: he's single, you can't get mad at that. So if
- 57:21Speaker 1: your issue is you want a real relationship, a meaningful relationship,
- 57:25Speaker 1: you gotta slow it all the way down. Okay, you
- 57:28Speaker 1: got to slow it down. He even told you that,
- 57:31Speaker 1: or you'll get the same results for the next two years. Okay,
- 57:35Speaker 1: it's not them, it is you. It's you. This is
- 57:38Speaker 1: not even your man. You guys are just dating. So no,
- 57:41Speaker 1: you weren't wrong for questioning him. You just gave yourself
- 57:44Speaker 1: a way to him too fast. Take these lessons with
- 57:48Speaker 1: you for the next time you meet a man. Take
- 57:51Speaker 1: it slow. Okay. And this man needs to clean up
- 57:54Speaker 1: if he's inviting women over his house. Nephew, what you got?
- 57:58Speaker 1: I think the problem is, uh, this one nastass man.
- 58:03Speaker 1: I don't understand. We got all this on the on
- 58:06Speaker 1: the on the pillowcases. We got some but what but
- 58:09Speaker 1: it's just what is all? This is a nastass man.
- 58:12Speaker 1: He ain't cleaned up nothing. Somebody was there maybe a
- 58:15Speaker 1: couple of nights ago. We ain't cleaned up nothing. He
- 58:17Speaker 1: think it's cool to say we go to the ball room.
- 58:19Speaker 1: We got we got lipstick on the tie. I mean,
- 58:22Speaker 1: do he have a washer and dry at all? This
- 58:25Speaker 1: is one nastass dude right here. All right, we got
- 58:29Speaker 1: we got our lashes on the floor. He ain't swap
- 58:32Speaker 1: up nothing. I mean, let's quit worrying about it, if
- 58:35Speaker 1: y'all compatible. Let's let's let's talk about how dirty and
- 58:38Speaker 1: nasty he healed. And that's and you was just in
- 58:42Speaker 1: the bedroom and the bathroom. Ain't no telling what's in
- 58:45Speaker 1: the kitchen, in the living room. I didn't the garage.
- 58:47Speaker 1: It's stuff all over the place. He ain't cleaned up
- 58:50Speaker 1: in a while. This is what you need to be
- 58:53Speaker 1: looking at. You don't want no nasty man like this. Okay,
- 58:56Speaker 1: And that's what you got. Now the man does have
- 58:58Speaker 1: a right to do whatever you want to do because
- 59:00Speaker 1: he's a single man. That's not your man. This is
- 59:02Speaker 1: just somebody that you was dating. You understand what I'm saying.
- 59:05Speaker 1: So what he does and who we bring home, that's his,
- 59:08Speaker 1: that's he's visiting to you. The guys decide that y'all
- 59:10Speaker 1: are gonna be an item, and y'all are only dating
- 59:12Speaker 1: each other. But until the end, the man is allowed
- 59:15Speaker 1: to go do what he wants to do. Now, what
- 59:17Speaker 1: he does need to do is get a housekeeper and
- 59:19Speaker 1: clean all this mess up, because if he the hand
- 59:21Speaker 1: of housekeeper, you wouldn't know about to all this here.
- 59:22Speaker 1: I don't understand all this, this this foundation on pillak
- 59:26Speaker 1: and then we got all this in the bathroom. It's
- 59:28Speaker 1: pretty nast to do, pretty to the nast to do
- 59:30Speaker 1: you got on your hands. I think you need to
- 59:32Speaker 1: find somebody for you, baby girl, Find somebody for you,
- 59:36Speaker 1: somebody that's clean. Okay, when you walk in there listening
- 59:39Speaker 1: to take something, this is your first hand. If it's
- 59:41Speaker 1: donna smell like that fabulotion, get your butt on on
- 59:44Speaker 1: body there that purple it's got to be the purple one, Shirley,
- 59:50Speaker 1: it's got to be the purple one. If it ain't
- 59:52Speaker 1: that purple Fabuloosa, get your butt out of there. I
- 59:56Speaker 1: am a Fabulosa fan. And a cloth rock fan bleach,
- 1:00:00Speaker 1: all right, them two right there, I got the head,
- 1:00:02Speaker 1: all right, that's it from Tommy and some bleach, and
- 1:00:09Speaker 1: you got me you got to be clean. Hello, all right, listen,
- 1:00:15Speaker 1: we'll have part two of the response to the Strawberry
- 1:00:19Speaker 1: Letter today at twenty three minutes after the hour. The
- 1:00:21Speaker 1: subject is left over, lip gloss and lashes. We'll get
- 1:00:24Speaker 1: We'll come back to hear from Junior right after this.
- 1:00:26Speaker 1: Here's a wig and the kitchen pantry. If you look
- 1:00:29Speaker 1: in there, we'll be right back. You're listening show, all right,
- 1:00:38Speaker 1: we're gonna recap today's Strawberry letter. The subject has left over,
- 1:00:42Speaker 1: lip gloss and lashes. A thirty year old woman wrote
- 1:00:45Speaker 1: in she's been dating in four relationships for the past
- 1:00:50Speaker 1: two years. None of her relationships lasted over a few
- 1:00:53Speaker 1: weeks because when she meets the guys, she says, everything's
- 1:00:56Speaker 1: great for a while, and then it goes south because
- 1:00:59Speaker 1: they can't be managamus. She said. The last guy she
- 1:01:02Speaker 1: dated is a nerd, so she figured he would be
- 1:01:04Speaker 1: more settled. What what what? What gave you that idea?
- 1:01:08Speaker 1: He's a single man getting it in, just like every
- 1:01:10Speaker 1: other single man out here. He's thirty four, he doesn't
- 1:01:13Speaker 1: have any children, never been married. But she found out
- 1:01:16Speaker 1: that he loves a script strip club. Okay, she's concerned
- 1:01:19Speaker 1: that she's asking him too many questions because when she
- 1:01:24Speaker 1: went over his house late one night, it was a
- 1:01:26Speaker 1: booty call. Let's just face it, call it what it is.
- 1:01:28Speaker 1: It was a booty call. She went over his house. Uh,
- 1:01:31Speaker 1: he invited her over for a sleepover. She found lashes
- 1:01:36Speaker 1: on the floor. She found lip gloss on his um
- 1:01:40Speaker 1: pillow or on the towel, foundation on the pillow. All
- 1:01:44Speaker 1: this stuff was in the house. She questioned him about it.
- 1:01:47Speaker 1: He got irritated and said he's single and has had
- 1:01:50Speaker 1: women over there before. So yes, it may be a
- 1:01:53Speaker 1: little lip stain on the towel or whatever eyelashes he
- 1:01:57Speaker 1: goes to the strip club. They may have gotten caught
- 1:01:59Speaker 1: on his shoe. This is what he told her. He
- 1:02:01Speaker 1: got irritated. He told me I could stay overnight or
- 1:02:04Speaker 1: he would follow me home. So she chose to lead,
- 1:02:06Speaker 1: and she was embarrassed at how she acted. He told
- 1:02:10Speaker 1: her he wanted to slow things down, and now he
- 1:02:13Speaker 1: barely calls her. So her question is was she wrong
- 1:02:17Speaker 1: for questioning him that is the question, junior, what you got?
- 1:02:21Speaker 1: We know who the girl is from the strip club.
- 1:02:25Speaker 1: All the evidence is here. Did anybody said it? Like
- 1:02:28Speaker 1: see somebody in that stroom club got one eye land
- 1:02:31Speaker 1: because we got the other one. Let's get down here
- 1:02:37Speaker 1: and figure out who this girl. See somebody got foundation
- 1:02:40Speaker 1: that's missing. See the girl we're looking for? Who we
- 1:02:46Speaker 1: buy the fight is missing? All the stuff we had
- 1:02:49Speaker 1: somebody ain't got they lifted. Oh, because it's on the time,
- 1:02:52Speaker 1: we know who were looking folk walking into the club.
- 1:02:57Speaker 1: Your friend took the picture, so we already know what
- 1:02:59Speaker 1: club we Uh huh okay, all right, breaking down is
- 1:03:03Speaker 1: Mersey Deeds? Hey, bring your water eye lash having self
- 1:03:12Speaker 1: out here? Foundation missing, pig lifted? Get her out here
- 1:03:17Speaker 1: right now? So we got all this stuff? Uhuh okay,
- 1:03:21Speaker 1: we know who this is it? Someone? Is you wrong
- 1:03:23Speaker 1: for questioning him? Girl? Your man down here with Mussey Davis?
- 1:03:31Speaker 1: You said I didn't want to say nothing. You when
- 1:03:33Speaker 1: you pick that out, start taking that eyelash and holding
- 1:03:37Speaker 1: up to people's faith. Right what lift they got? It?
- 1:03:42Speaker 1: Ain't you? Ain't you? But it is Musseids. That foundation
- 1:03:49Speaker 1: that's mentioned, We got that. It's on the town hold
- 1:03:52Speaker 1: that time. Look, people, faith, we're gonna figure out what
- 1:03:55Speaker 1: girl your man missing with. We got all the evidence, alright.
- 1:04:08Speaker 1: All I'm saying is you're not wrong for questioning him.
- 1:04:11Speaker 1: Your man is out of here with one of these strippers.
- 1:04:13Speaker 1: You know this. I don't want to be the girls snoop.
- 1:04:15Speaker 1: Get the snooping because they snooped on me. Hell, he
- 1:04:18Speaker 1: ain't special. When you remember when we was dating back
- 1:04:22Speaker 1: in the day, my girl snooped on me. What made
- 1:04:25Speaker 1: him think he's special? She goes snoop on him? He
- 1:04:27Speaker 1: got an eye lad, foundation, lipstick, everything. Let's get the snooping.
- 1:04:32Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, let's go ahead and get said. We
- 1:04:36Speaker 1: got somebody in that strip club missing the lad We
- 1:04:39Speaker 1: know that. Come on, see us side. Yeah, somebody in
- 1:04:43Speaker 1: that strip club misses is the foundation, We know that.
- 1:04:46Speaker 1: It's on the top. Check we got anything, and we
- 1:04:49Speaker 1: need to feel out what girl. This is. No, you
- 1:04:51Speaker 1: ain't asking him a question. This man know he missed up.
- 1:04:54Speaker 1: Just don't get down to the going back over there
- 1:04:57Speaker 1: at the strip club. Right back over there was he
- 1:05:01Speaker 1: right junior when he when he said that they need
- 1:05:03Speaker 1: to slow things down. That's what he told her. What
- 1:05:05Speaker 1: you said when you get caught with eyelashes in bathrooms
- 1:05:08Speaker 1: on flowers that why didn't he clean up? Though? Junior,
- 1:05:13Speaker 1: why didn't he cleaning up? Asked, because net net h,
- 1:05:18Speaker 1: are you inviting people over your house and you didn't
- 1:05:20Speaker 1: clean up? Though? Does he just trifle? I don't think
- 1:05:24Speaker 1: he cleaned. To be honest with you, I don't think.
- 1:05:28Speaker 1: I don't think. M Yeah, she needs to move on. Yeah, absolutely,
- 1:05:34Speaker 1: and uh because in the past two years she's only
- 1:05:36Speaker 1: had four relationships, and out of those four, none of
- 1:05:38Speaker 1: them lasted over just a few weeks. Okay, let's let's
- 1:05:41Speaker 1: let's let's go on and leave it out there that
- 1:05:43Speaker 1: that it's possible that something wrong with her too. Now
- 1:05:45Speaker 1: that's going on. Yeah, I think it's her. I really
- 1:05:47Speaker 1: do think it's her. She's moving too fast with these guys.
- 1:05:51Speaker 1: She's moving too fast. She's definitely moving too fast. And
- 1:05:54Speaker 1: then the fact that she's afraid to ask them questions.
- 1:05:57Speaker 1: She thinks it's her fault because she asked him. You
- 1:05:59Speaker 1: can ask them whatever you want to ask them. What's
- 1:06:01Speaker 1: wrong with that? Right? Yeah? You got you got this wrong. Yeah,
- 1:06:06Speaker 1: she's blaming herself. It's not a lot of me and
- 1:06:10Speaker 1: love a woman with low self esteem. I'm gonna tea.
- 1:06:12Speaker 1: Oh absolutely, absolutely, and this is what's happening. Yeah. Yeah,
- 1:06:17Speaker 1: you gotta get with the real man who cherishes you,
- 1:06:19Speaker 1: who cares about your respect you all of that, and
- 1:06:22Speaker 1: you have to respect yourself and not just you know,
- 1:06:24Speaker 1: keep going from guy to guy to guy to guy.
- 1:06:27Speaker 1: You got to slow it down a little bit. You've
- 1:06:29Speaker 1: got to slow it down, young lady. Please please slow
- 1:06:33Speaker 1: it down. Yeah, and don't be afraid to ask anything.
- 1:06:36Speaker 1: Ask questions. That's how you get to know people asking questions,
- 1:06:40Speaker 1: you know. All right, thank you, guys. I think that
- 1:06:44Speaker 1: woman stealing in the house he just had to keep
- 1:06:46Speaker 1: looking in the closet. Most you're coming some Today's Strawberry
- 1:06:54Speaker 1: at Steve HARVFM on Instagram and Facebook. Check out the
- 1:06:57Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter podcast please on demand and coming up in
- 1:07:00Speaker 1: forty six minutes after the hour, it's Junior and Sports
- 1:07:03Speaker 1: Talk right after this. You're listening Steve Morning Show. All right,
- 1:07:09Speaker 1: it is time now for Junior and Sports Talk. Junior,
- 1:07:12Speaker 1: you're up. What you got? All right? Ten, Carla Shirley,
- 1:07:16Speaker 1: let's talk about this. Just want to put this out here.
- 1:07:19Speaker 1: Draymond Green, what about him? What about the warrior is
- 1:07:24Speaker 1: back today? Oh so pretty quick with Jordan Pool where
- 1:07:30Speaker 1: you punched him when he comes back? Then you, Jordan Poole,
- 1:07:33Speaker 1: do you become teams mate with Draymond today? You see
- 1:07:36Speaker 1: a little salty. I'm still a little salty. Should you
- 1:07:39Speaker 1: still be a little salty? No, I'm gonna be very salty.
- 1:07:42Speaker 1: He might the fact Raymond got to what my eyes?
- 1:07:43Speaker 1: Every time you see me, every time you see me,
- 1:07:46Speaker 1: I'm sorry every time you see me. I promise you, Tommy,
- 1:07:52Speaker 1: you fight right today when you see Draymond coming, I
- 1:07:55Speaker 1: promise you, and I'm fighting you dirty, I promise you.
- 1:07:57Speaker 1: Oh you. I wouldn't put my uniform on with I
- 1:08:00Speaker 1: would dream one. All your stuff can't have something wrong. Well,
- 1:08:02Speaker 1: I'm coming in here to apologize to you about the
- 1:08:04Speaker 1: way I acted a few days ago. You you still
- 1:08:08Speaker 1: you will be the teammate I need today. Oh, let
- 1:08:10Speaker 1: me go, let me do what we're doing. I'm I'm
- 1:08:12Speaker 1: I'm I'm Pool Am I Pool? Yeah? Okay? Blank you blank?
- 1:08:16Speaker 1: You keep going? Oh yeah, I got time to come on.
- 1:08:20Speaker 1: Do you forgive it? Talk? Do you know? I mean
- 1:08:24Speaker 1: you know you gotta respect the decision of the league.
- 1:08:26Speaker 1: They just find him obviously and not suspended him. So
- 1:08:29Speaker 1: I mean, you got you got a job to do.
- 1:08:31Speaker 1: You getting paid a lot of money to play a game,
- 1:08:34Speaker 1: so you have a job to do. But at the
- 1:08:36Speaker 1: same time, I'm gonna be pity, I'm not. Yeah, thank you,
- 1:08:40Speaker 1: thank you. That's me though. Sure you can you forgive
- 1:08:45Speaker 1: him and just move walker. You the best Christian we got. Absolutely, Absolutely,
- 1:08:49Speaker 1: I'm forgiving him. Absolutely, I will forgive him after he
- 1:08:53Speaker 1: didn't knocked you out on the camera in front of everybody.
- 1:08:57Speaker 1: I won't forget. I'll be I'll be mad, but I
- 1:08:59Speaker 1: will forgive him and we could see if we could
- 1:09:01Speaker 1: move on from there. Yes. Absolutely. Can I tell you something, Junior,
- 1:09:04Speaker 1: Can I tell you something ahead? I'm not I'm not
- 1:09:06Speaker 1: passing him the ball. I'm not. I'm not passing the ball.
- 1:09:12Speaker 1: He could be wide open. I'm not throwing. I don't
- 1:09:15Speaker 1: see Draymond the whole time we out there on the court,
- 1:09:18Speaker 1: I don't see you. I'm not passing you the ball
- 1:09:22Speaker 1: at all. When they run your player, you better hope
- 1:09:24Speaker 1: that ball don't hit my hand because you're not getting it.
- 1:09:26Speaker 1: You're not getting the ball, so you're gonna the game
- 1:09:30Speaker 1: maybe two yeah. So let me ask you. So, so,
- 1:09:36Speaker 1: when we're traveling as a team, do you do you
- 1:09:42Speaker 1: get on the same plane with me? Or do you
- 1:09:45Speaker 1: take the next flight? Oh no, no, no, I'm thinking
- 1:09:47Speaker 1: the same plane. But guess what I'm sitting behind, Draymond,
- 1:09:51Speaker 1: I'm sitting behind or you're not. Oh, you're not gonna
- 1:09:54Speaker 1: get no sleep. I'm gonna tell you that right now.
- 1:09:56Speaker 1: You're not gonna get no sleep talking about pen Yes,
- 1:10:02Speaker 1: don't go to that laboratory with your life. Oh no,
- 1:10:08Speaker 1: when you when you open up your duffa bag, I
- 1:10:11Speaker 1: know this ain't sugar, honey, It in my duffa bagh.
- 1:10:14Speaker 1: Put all right, we gotta go coming up at the
- 1:10:17Speaker 1: hour at the top of the hour, is it your
- 1:10:21Speaker 1: right to tell your significant It is your right to
- 1:10:23Speaker 1: tell your significant other to mind their business. We'll talk
- 1:10:26Speaker 1: about it right after this. You're listening to show. Is
- 1:10:33Speaker 1: it your right to tell your significant other to mind
- 1:10:36Speaker 1: their business? Now? This question comes from Corey on Facebook
- 1:10:40Speaker 1: What Up Morning Crew. Corey says, I once told my
- 1:10:43Speaker 1: wife to mind her business when I was having drama
- 1:10:45Speaker 1: with my family. She didn't take it well and told
- 1:10:48Speaker 1: me that as a wife, everything with me is her business. Okay,
- 1:10:53Speaker 1: I haven't told her to mind her business since. And
- 1:10:55Speaker 1: have you, guys, ever told your significant other to mind
- 1:10:59Speaker 1: your business? Or did you tell your spouse or significant
- 1:11:02Speaker 1: other to mind their business. I've never done that. Never. No,
- 1:11:07Speaker 1: that's not rude. And that there may be some moments
- 1:11:09Speaker 1: I may have said, baby, I got this, I got it,
- 1:11:11Speaker 1: don't worry about it. I got it. I may have
- 1:11:13Speaker 1: done that, but I ain't never told my wife mine
- 1:11:14Speaker 1: I bid new it means, it means the same thing,
- 1:11:17Speaker 1: but it's a softer blow. It's nice, but it's it's
- 1:11:21Speaker 1: more letting you know I got it under control. Let
- 1:11:23Speaker 1: me handle it. I got it. I don't want you
- 1:11:24Speaker 1: to get all caught up in this. I got it.
- 1:11:27Speaker 1: But that man your business. Like no, even when it
- 1:11:32Speaker 1: comes to family business, even when it comes to that
- 1:11:35Speaker 1: you with your drama, your family, your drama, you've never
- 1:11:40Speaker 1: said I got this, man, your business, I got this.
- 1:11:44Speaker 1: Speaking of families, wait, we gotta ask Junior if we're
- 1:11:47Speaker 1: talking about family, because now now Junior got a different
- 1:11:49Speaker 1: type of I'm writing down with Tommy just said, don't
- 1:11:53Speaker 1: say man, jump you've said that before, not say that.
- 1:11:57Speaker 1: I I ain't been married long enough to say it.
- 1:11:59Speaker 1: But if I if I think about saying that, I know,
- 1:12:01Speaker 1: I got a note here to remind yourself. Let me
- 1:12:07Speaker 1: let me get you something, Let me get you, let
- 1:12:08Speaker 1: me get you something else to put on there. Shut up.
- 1:12:10Speaker 1: Don't say shut up? Ever, No, No, I can't say that.
- 1:12:15Speaker 1: Don't say that. You put me with that, Carlin and
- 1:12:18Speaker 1: try would you agree with that? Don't ever say don't
- 1:12:20Speaker 1: ever say that. Absolutely, Yeah, don't say shut up. Don't
- 1:12:25Speaker 1: say man your business when you die and come back,
- 1:12:30Speaker 1: don't tell shut up. Don't say something when y'all say,
- 1:12:37Speaker 1: when y'all say, don't say shut up. How many peas
- 1:12:40Speaker 1: is on the back end? Quite a few. So don't
- 1:12:44Speaker 1: say shut up nothing, don't say shut Let's take that
- 1:12:48Speaker 1: word out of vocal. That whole phrase is our podcast.
- 1:12:51Speaker 1: How you talk to your boys and people on the street.
- 1:12:54Speaker 1: Don't bring that to the house. Don't Yeah, don't bring
- 1:12:57Speaker 1: that to the house. So now I got to write that.
- 1:12:59Speaker 1: Don't to her like she wanted to boat. Oh, no,
- 1:13:02Speaker 1: you can't do that. This is your wife. So junior,
- 1:13:06Speaker 1: it's like Shirley is saying, though you have a lot
- 1:13:09Speaker 1: of family drama, Yeah, let's do a scenario with the
- 1:13:13Speaker 1: situation with your family and your newly wedding. Your wife
- 1:13:16Speaker 1: had something opinion about a little family drama that's coming up.
- 1:13:21Speaker 1: How are you going to handle it? What are you
- 1:13:23Speaker 1: I'm going to agree with her opinion? You learning me?
- 1:13:30Speaker 1: You know your cousin, crazy girl, I should agree. I
- 1:13:32Speaker 1: think I think you right on it. Yeah, I got
- 1:13:38Speaker 1: that now, But all other stuff, I ain't got to
- 1:13:40Speaker 1: worry about it. I got don't say mind you been this,
- 1:13:43Speaker 1: and don't ever say shut up? And then if she
- 1:13:46Speaker 1: has an opinion about my family, agree with the opinion,
- 1:13:50Speaker 1: what does she roll up? What does she roll up doing? Say?
- 1:13:53Speaker 1: Let me ask you something about your daddy. Your daddy
- 1:13:56Speaker 1: call over here and blah blah blah blah blah. And
- 1:13:59Speaker 1: I think you know, I think you need to say
- 1:14:00Speaker 1: something to your daddy. You know what, We're gonna say
- 1:14:02Speaker 1: it together, because we've benna call him right now. We
- 1:14:06Speaker 1: are we are one in the words of franking Bible.
- 1:14:10Speaker 1: May we are one. That's how God sees you. Okay, Well,
- 1:14:15Speaker 1: let's go deeper, Tommy. Okay, your mama and her plans
- 1:14:20Speaker 1: for Thanksgiving, I'm not really down with that. And I'm
- 1:14:24Speaker 1: tired of this drama. So this is how I want
- 1:14:28Speaker 1: to do it this year. Let's go a little deeper.
- 1:14:31Speaker 1: Let's go a little deeper calling Okay, okay, we don't
- 1:14:33Speaker 1: want your mama dressing. I make your dressing. I've been
- 1:14:37Speaker 1: making a dressing. Well, you know what, you know what.
- 1:14:39Speaker 1: It's gonna be the first time I ever said this, Mama,
- 1:14:41Speaker 1: we don't want your dressing. I got what, Junior, you
- 1:14:47Speaker 1: know damn well, but it sounded good. But I just said,
- 1:14:54Speaker 1: you know you're not gonna your mama. That's marriage. You
- 1:14:57Speaker 1: got a maneuver and you know, yeah, in marriage. All right,
- 1:15:08Speaker 1: coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, we'll have
- 1:15:10Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
- 1:15:13Speaker 1: You're listening to show, all right, nephew, what is it?
- 1:15:20Speaker 1: Surely I just want to get this morning. Thank thank you.
- 1:15:23Speaker 1: I just want to say this too, friends, family, Uh, listen,
- 1:15:28Speaker 1: when a person gets sick, when a person gets sick, uh,
- 1:15:32Speaker 1: after the fact, you can't just show up time like
- 1:15:35Speaker 1: you know what you need to start doing. You need
- 1:15:36Speaker 1: to start taking some tumric and start eating these flax
- 1:15:38Speaker 1: sy and listen, it's too late for tumric. It's too
- 1:15:41Speaker 1: late for tumric. Okay, I need it. I needed medical attention, okay,
- 1:15:45Speaker 1: and I got it. But so it's too late for
- 1:15:47Speaker 1: the tumric. Now I will follow out my mom who
- 1:15:50Speaker 1: My mother's big on being holistic and taking the your
- 1:15:53Speaker 1: bulls and all of this stuff. But listen, Okay, I
- 1:15:56Speaker 1: was in a situation where it was too late for tunc.
- 1:16:00Speaker 1: It was too late for flat seeds. It was too
- 1:16:03Speaker 1: late for appleside of vinegar. It was too late appside
- 1:16:06Speaker 1: of vinegar. It's never too late for that. Everyone. Okay, Now,
- 1:16:11Speaker 1: now that I'm on the other side, call, I can
- 1:16:12Speaker 1: start with all of that now. But what the point
- 1:16:15Speaker 1: that I was at. You can't show up in the lass.
- 1:16:17Speaker 1: I was time take this tumb again. It's too late.
- 1:16:22Speaker 1: So we're gonna call this segment right here, too late
- 1:16:24Speaker 1: for tum too late for tumbric. There you go, so
- 1:16:28Speaker 1: too late for tumbric. Baby, nothing nothing, it don't not
- 1:16:31Speaker 1: that it doesn't do its job. Too late for what's
- 1:16:35Speaker 1: that hot come pound presses late for that. I went
- 1:16:39Speaker 1: up here till like, let me, I'm gonna get you
- 1:16:41Speaker 1: this tune RINC and it's some other stuff. I want
- 1:16:43Speaker 1: you to start taking too. It's too late, you know what?
- 1:16:46Speaker 1: Too late for gingerre you? Hey, hey the laying of hands?
- 1:16:54Speaker 1: What is you showing up in the lass? I thank you, nephew.
- 1:16:58Speaker 1: We'll have more of a Barby Morning Show coming up
- 1:17:01Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to Steve Morning Show. It
- 1:17:06Speaker 1: is time now for would you rather and uh? We
- 1:17:09Speaker 1: might have a few questions for the birthday girl one
- 1:17:11Speaker 1: time for the birthday girl. Would you huh? First off,
- 1:17:18Speaker 1: the nephew and junior. Okay, would you rather kiss a
- 1:17:21Speaker 1: skunk or kiss a pig? We'll go with that pig
- 1:17:23Speaker 1: right there, man, because it's spray. Yeah, that skunk might
- 1:17:28Speaker 1: turn around on me. I'm going with that pig. All right, Well,
- 1:17:32Speaker 1: we're gonna pig. When we threw the time, we're gonna
- 1:17:35Speaker 1: I'm gonna kiss the pier in half bacon. Yes, yes, fact,
- 1:17:40Speaker 1: we're gonna do it Hawaiian style and get us a
- 1:17:42Speaker 1: nice it's a little louile. Put that apple, that apple
- 1:17:47Speaker 1: in his mild, let's get it. Would you rather share
- 1:17:50Speaker 1: your spoon with someone who? Oh? Would you rather share
- 1:17:53Speaker 1: your spoon with someone who never brushes? Or would you
- 1:17:56Speaker 1: rather share your hot tub with someone who never showers.
- 1:18:00Speaker 1: I can't put that spoon in my mom. I cannot
- 1:18:03Speaker 1: put that damn spoon in my mind. I can't, I
- 1:18:06Speaker 1: can't call, I can't do it. I ain't mad if
- 1:18:09Speaker 1: you don't shower, at least I know you bathe. Yeah,
- 1:18:11Speaker 1: but but but what my thing is that as that
- 1:18:14Speaker 1: hot ass water gonna help us though? You know what
- 1:18:17Speaker 1: I'm saying. I don't care if you don't shower, but
- 1:18:21Speaker 1: at least I know you bathe. Okay, So you all
- 1:18:27Speaker 1: will not share a spoon with someone who never brushed?
- 1:18:30Speaker 1: All right? If I get you in that hot tib,
- 1:18:31Speaker 1: I'm gonna get this sop, I'm gonna I'm gonna have
- 1:18:33Speaker 1: you right when you when you get out of that though. Okay,
- 1:18:37Speaker 1: So carl up. Would you rather have an ice cream
- 1:18:40Speaker 1: birthday cake? Ice cream birthday cake, or just a regular
- 1:18:44Speaker 1: birthday cake? Ice cream cake? Obviously? Yes, some blue bell? Yes?
- 1:18:56Speaker 1: All right, y'all. Would you rather be mistaken as your
- 1:19:01Speaker 1: partner's mom or have someone incorrectly think you're pregnant? Dang?
- 1:19:05Speaker 1: Both of those are not good? Wow, happy birthday, the
- 1:19:11Speaker 1: pregnant thing has happened? Congratulations? Or what baby? Oh oh oh?
- 1:19:19Speaker 1: How many more you're not expecting. Congratulations. Okay, guys, Would
- 1:19:37Speaker 1: you rather get bitten by a vampire or get bitten
- 1:19:40Speaker 1: by a zombie? Which one? Are both people? I don't
- 1:19:44Speaker 1: like man one of them? Which one? Carlin? I ain't
- 1:19:49Speaker 1: want you to don't you? Don't you turn into a zombie?
- 1:19:51Speaker 1: I feel zombie bite? You you turn it to a vampire?
- 1:19:54Speaker 1: The vampire bite, I don't know. I don't know. The
- 1:19:56Speaker 1: zombie rule. I don't know. I don't know. I mean,
- 1:19:59Speaker 1: he's an walk question, I am. And now you're turned
- 1:20:02Speaker 1: into a vampire after that, I do know? All right?
- 1:20:06Speaker 1: Coming up in forth. Thanks guys. Today's version of what
- 1:20:09Speaker 1: you rather? Happy birthday, Carla forty nine minutes after. It's
- 1:20:14Speaker 1: our last break of the day, and we'll close out
- 1:20:16Speaker 1: the show right after this. You're listening show, all right, guys.
- 1:20:21Speaker 1: Here we are our last break of the day on
- 1:20:24Speaker 1: this day that is Carla's birthday. Yeah, you know a
- 1:20:30Speaker 1: lot of celebrities celebrate on this day as well, since
- 1:20:35Speaker 1: we do birthday CARDI b it was her birthday right
- 1:20:39Speaker 1: the other day, but Ashanti is today. Shirley Caesar Caesar
- 1:20:49Speaker 1: like a good old Shirley Caesar salad. When I go out.
- 1:20:52Speaker 1: When I get a meaning a caesar salad with tomatoes,
- 1:20:57Speaker 1: they call that. I like that salad. It's my caesar salad.
- 1:21:04Speaker 1: But I know that owner of the Cowboys, Jerry Jones.
- 1:21:10Speaker 1: J Jones birthday today, Jerry Rice running Back. His birthday
- 1:21:15Speaker 1: is today. So the day and yours truly, Carla Ferrell,
- 1:21:19Speaker 1: A lot of stars going on this day back. Hey,
- 1:21:25Speaker 1: you know what you guys. We Happy birthday, carl Enjoy
- 1:21:28Speaker 1: your day for sure. Oh can I say this before
- 1:21:32Speaker 1: you do that? Well, yeah, we're going in the war.
- 1:21:38Speaker 1: Let's just having fun all weekend, uh, enjoying it, celebrating
- 1:21:42Speaker 1: you as you should, as you shake. All right, all right. So,
- 1:21:47Speaker 1: now as we get closer to Halloween, you know that
- 1:21:49Speaker 1: a lot of haunted houses are coming up and things
- 1:21:52Speaker 1: like that. People are trying to think of scary stuff
- 1:21:54Speaker 1: to do. I drove down my block the other day
- 1:21:57Speaker 1: there was this big oversized skeleton just outside this my
- 1:22:01Speaker 1: neighbor's house, and I was like, wait a minute, that
- 1:22:03Speaker 1: is too scary looking. I don't like bath. I remember
- 1:22:07Speaker 1: not to drive down there at nighttime. But anyway, there's
- 1:22:11Speaker 1: this guy in Nashville. His name is Russ mccainey. All right,
- 1:22:17Speaker 1: he has this haunted house and it's supposed to be
- 1:22:19Speaker 1: the scariest haunted house in America. And if you can
- 1:22:23Speaker 1: get through one night in his scary, scary haunted house,
- 1:22:26Speaker 1: he's giving you twenty thousand dollars. So we talked about
- 1:22:29Speaker 1: that earlier, which led us to scary movies, all kinds
- 1:22:34Speaker 1: of scary thoughts we were having. So I wanted to
- 1:22:36Speaker 1: ask you, guys, what horror movie do you absolutely right
- 1:22:42Speaker 1: now refuse to watch? I think earlier Tommy you said Carrie.
- 1:22:47Speaker 1: I'm not watching Carrie to this day, I'm not watching it.
- 1:22:50Speaker 1: But you were twelve, you were twelve, and I'm fit
- 1:22:53Speaker 1: to some nine. I will run straight up at the
- 1:22:55Speaker 1: room if you got it. I'm just I'm not going
- 1:22:58Speaker 1: to look at that movie ever again. I mean, yours
- 1:23:04Speaker 1: was what Junior Kujo? That dog right there, that dog
- 1:23:10Speaker 1: with head first that window and jumping that the first
- 1:23:13Speaker 1: front seat of that car. What's y'alls? Y'all got one? Now?
- 1:23:21Speaker 1: You for me? Go ahead? Birthday Girl Friday the thirteenth,
- 1:23:26Speaker 1: Part one, two, three, five, six, seven, eight nine. Jason, Uh, Nope, nope,
- 1:23:34Speaker 1: Now watching Jason with that scary hockey mask. What is it, Tommy,
- 1:23:38Speaker 1: that not doing it? Not doing it? I remember when
- 1:23:42Speaker 1: I remember Friday thirteenth when when that's when three D
- 1:23:46Speaker 1: first came out and they gave you their glasses when
- 1:23:48Speaker 1: you went into the theater. Remember that, Oh god, the
- 1:23:51Speaker 1: three D glass. Those movies scared me, and I could
- 1:23:55Speaker 1: never get Jason Freddy Krueger and Michael Myers. I always
- 1:23:58Speaker 1: got them confused because I never watched the movies anyway
- 1:24:02Speaker 1: because they were too scary. Scary. Don't worry about it,
- 1:24:05Speaker 1: it's the same scar. But you know what movie really
- 1:24:08Speaker 1: scared me? Huh? How black people talk about these scary movies? Like,
- 1:24:13Speaker 1: can y'all believe Jason is coming out with another movie?
- 1:24:16Speaker 1: Black people like he's real? Right? Because he is real
- 1:24:20Speaker 1: to us? Again? You know my scary movie, Tommy, let
- 1:24:29Speaker 1: me think, yes, yes, yes, yes, you gotta see it
- 1:24:35Speaker 1: three times in the I don't know if it was
- 1:24:41Speaker 1: because he was black and it was more real to me.
- 1:24:44Speaker 1: I don't know what it was, but I was definitely
- 1:24:46Speaker 1: scared of a candy Man for sure. And then they
- 1:24:49Speaker 1: brought another one out a couple of years ago, like
- 1:24:52Speaker 1: you know, the new version of Candy Man nope, M.
- 1:24:58Speaker 1: I don't do scary movies any For twenty thousand dollars,
- 1:25:01Speaker 1: you won't say no no, I like the actor. Yeah,
- 1:25:06Speaker 1: what was his name? Tony, Tony Tony, Yeah, well I
- 1:25:12Speaker 1: can't Yeah this time, for twenty thousand dollars, you wouldn't
- 1:25:15Speaker 1: say candy Man three times twenty junior, I say Cannon Man.
- 1:25:20Speaker 1: I don't give m. I don't care if he showed
- 1:25:23Speaker 1: up for twenty grand. I don't care. What can if
- 1:25:28Speaker 1: candy Man show up for twenty grand, I will slap
- 1:25:30Speaker 1: the tea style of candy Man. I don't care for
- 1:25:33Speaker 1: twenty grand, what what? I won't do it times? And
- 1:25:42Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not superstitious or any of that. I
- 1:25:45Speaker 1: just that movie just freaked me out. I can't. Have
- 1:25:49Speaker 1: you ever seen Mike Myers, Jason Freddy Crue gave me
- 1:25:52Speaker 1: playing Domino with Candy Man take his cou for twenty thousand,
- 1:25:58Speaker 1: you're about to see nope U. I want to know
- 1:26:07Speaker 1: what they're doing in this house for twenty grand that
- 1:26:09Speaker 1: you can't stay in there? What are they They got
- 1:26:11Speaker 1: to really be doing something to scare the mess out
- 1:26:14Speaker 1: of you. You have to sign a forty page waiver. Okay,
- 1:26:17Speaker 1: you have to sign a forty page waiver. You have
- 1:26:19Speaker 1: to get a completed sports physical, a doctor's letter stating
- 1:26:23Speaker 1: that you were physically and mentally cleared. If you want
- 1:26:26Speaker 1: to go in this house, all right, for your own
- 1:26:29Speaker 1: protection for you. I just want to see the video.
- 1:26:32Speaker 1: I want to know what they're doing in there to
- 1:26:34Speaker 1: scare the hell out of these people, like going to Nashville.
- 1:26:43Speaker 1: You sign, You're signing that much paperwork. I'm scared. I'm
- 1:26:46Speaker 1: scared already, ain't I ain't scared of this house. I
- 1:26:50Speaker 1: got sickle saying, hey, what are you talking about? Take
- 1:26:53Speaker 1: us home, Tommy. We will see y'all tomorrow. This is
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