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Delectable Sleep Aids, Shirley's Porn Sounds, Imminent Beatdowns, Guaranteed Divorce and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: with you this morning. I really don't know what to say.
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  Speaker 1: I really don't. I was sitting here and I was thinking,
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  Speaker 1: what do I say today. I do know that I
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  Speaker 1: want to be encouraging, uplifting and inspirational in some way
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  Speaker 1: to affect somebody today. Oftentimes, these conversations that I have
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  Speaker 1: in the mornings, they're designed with me because I needed myself,
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  Speaker 1: y'all to be honest with you. I mean, you know
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  Speaker 1: who who makes the comedian laugh? I used to say
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  Speaker 1: all the time. And even though what we talk about
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  Speaker 1: in the morning is not a laughing matter. It kind
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  Speaker 1: of likes It's why I am today. You know, I
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  Speaker 1: need motivation in my life sometimes myself. I think when
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  Speaker 1: I get in moments like this, I often resort back
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  Speaker 1: to the same thing over and over and over. And
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  Speaker 1: when I find myself in certain predicaments, I can always
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  Speaker 1: fall back on the same thing over and over. So
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  Speaker 1: while I'm sitting here trying to figure out what to
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  Speaker 1: say to you, the one thing that I did do
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  Speaker 1: this morning that I find to be very consistent in
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  Speaker 1: me is that I find myself grateful. I'm ever grateful
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  Speaker 1: for the things that God has done for me. I
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  Speaker 1: may not always know what to say, but I know
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  Speaker 1: how to say thank you. I do. I know how
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  Speaker 1: to remember and reflect back on where I come from.
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  Speaker 1: I know how to realize where all my blessings come from.
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  Speaker 1: I'm very very conscious of my journey that I've been on,
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  Speaker 1: the the one that was from then until now, that
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  Speaker 1: journey right there is it's been. It's been. It's been.
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  Speaker 1: It's been difficult, man, it really really has. I ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna lie to you, um me, becoming successful was very difficult.
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  Speaker 1: But as hard as this is to say, I really
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  Speaker 1: really mean this I wouldn't change nothing about the trip
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  Speaker 1: I've been on number one, because I can't change anything
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  Speaker 1: about it, so I never live my life in regret.
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  Speaker 1: But the main thing is was I discovered along the
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  Speaker 1: way now not doing the process when you're going through
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  Speaker 1: rough moments that you can't hardly see the good in
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  Speaker 1: it at the time. It's just rough for you and
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  Speaker 1: it seems unexplainable, and oftentimes I thought it was unfair.
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  Speaker 1: But as I am now, I needed every single thing
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  Speaker 1: that happened to me, that happened to me to happen
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  Speaker 1: to me. I hope that makes sense to you. I
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  Speaker 1: needed everything to happen in the exact order and the
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  Speaker 1: exact way that it happened in order for me to
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  Speaker 1: be the person that I've become. And that right there, man,
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  Speaker 1: is just very comforting to me. Mister Jakes told me
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  Speaker 1: one time, he said, the closer you get to God,
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  Speaker 1: the more friendly you all become, the more He will
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  Speaker 1: reveal to you the how it comes and the what
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  Speaker 1: fas of a lot of things has happened to you.
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  Speaker 1: Because a lot of times what troubles us is we
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  Speaker 1: just can't understand why we lost that love one back
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  Speaker 1: then we just can't understand why we didn't get what
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  Speaker 1: we wanted back then. We just don't understand how come
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  Speaker 1: our plan didn't work out and we had to fail
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  Speaker 1: so miserably back then. We don't understand the answers to
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  Speaker 1: these things. Well, the closer I've gotten to God, the
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  Speaker 1: more those explanations have become crystal clear to me. And See,
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  Speaker 1: the one thing that I came to the realization everybody
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  Speaker 1: is that the things that was happening to me, they
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  Speaker 1: wasn't really all bad. They really wasn't that they didn't
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  Speaker 1: taste good. When it was happening, I didn't enjoy what
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  Speaker 1: I was going through. But as I look back on
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  Speaker 1: him and reflect now, it wasn't all bad. Some of
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  Speaker 1: those things was so necessary for me to get the
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  Speaker 1: information because say, I don't know about you, but I'm
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  Speaker 1: kind of hard headed and stubborn. I said, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know about you, but I'm kind of hard headed and stubborn.
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  Speaker 1: I kind of like to think that I know something
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  Speaker 1: about some things every now and then, and the things
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  Speaker 1: I am convinced about. I don't really really care for
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  Speaker 1: people trying to talk me off mine, so I can
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  Speaker 1: be stubborn and hard headed. Sometimes God knows that about me.
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  Speaker 1: So I think to get some of the messages crystal
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  Speaker 1: clear through the me that I needed to learn. That
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  Speaker 1: was this process I had to go through. That process
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  Speaker 1: was my journey, It was my trip, It was my woa,
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  Speaker 1: my pain. Say, everybody got them different, It don't matter
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  Speaker 1: what it is. Everybody got a woe, everybody got a pain,
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  Speaker 1: everybody got a trial, everybody got some tribulations, everybody got
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  Speaker 1: some challenge. I don't care who you are, duds, Quit
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  Speaker 1: looking at me thinking that I got going on so
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  Speaker 1: tough man. But if it's Steve, yeah, it's easy for
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  Speaker 1: you to say that, but you ain't here. You don't know. Wow, Ben,
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  Speaker 1: if you would stop hanging yourself up on your pass
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  Speaker 1: worried about your woes and your troubles and the situation
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  Speaker 1: you're in, and start praying and start asking God to
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  Speaker 1: get you through it. See, a lot of times you
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  Speaker 1: messed it. You messed a message up yourself, because when
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  Speaker 1: you're going through some stuff, you ask God to remove
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  Speaker 1: it and take it away. That ain't the lesson. You
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  Speaker 1: got to learn your lesson Sometimes it's it's gotta be
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  Speaker 1: how to be strong, how to see it through, how
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  Speaker 1: to bear under it, how to carry that weight long
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  Speaker 1: distances for long periods of time. That's how you get strong.
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  Speaker 1: The lesson is to make you stronger. But to make
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  Speaker 1: you stronger, you got to carry the weight. You can't
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  Speaker 1: get stronger. You're gonna go to gym or you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: do something at your house to lift your own body weight. See,
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people can't even do pushups down. They
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  Speaker 1: can't get down, And then the course of a day,
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  Speaker 1: give you a hundred push ups because they ain't. They ain't,
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  Speaker 1: They ain't. Never try to daybody. They get to twenty
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  Speaker 1: and that shake it so bad they stop. That's too
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  Speaker 1: much for me. Well, let me tell you something. So
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  Speaker 1: I learned to quit praying to take stuff away. My
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  Speaker 1: prayer became to give me the strength to handle it.
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  Speaker 1: People oftentimes ask me, how do you do all that
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  Speaker 1: you do in the course of the day. I don't
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  Speaker 1: really know. I just know I can because I know
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  Speaker 1: God don't put more on you than you can bath.
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  Speaker 1: So when you ask me how you do all of
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  Speaker 1: what you do in the course of the day, I
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  Speaker 1: got God. God is good. He'll get you through whatever
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  Speaker 1: it is you're going through. So when you're tripping in
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  Speaker 1: you don't know what to say, reflect and be grateful
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  Speaker 1: for all you reflect on. Think about God's goodness and
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  Speaker 1: watch what he do for you. That's the cold part. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Seeing this, how you've awakened. Okay, so now that that
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  Speaker 1: is accomplished, that's a great, big thank you Lord right down.
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  Speaker 1: So now let's just expect him to do some other
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  Speaker 1: things for us. Live your life in expectation and in
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  Speaker 1: watchful anticipation of what that God we serve can do
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  Speaker 1: for you. That's how I live my life. I suggest
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  Speaker 1: Hum huh about Shelley Shawberry. Good morning, Steve. I feel
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  Speaker 1: like it today too. Colin Ferrera you're sounding good. What's up?
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  Speaker 1: Boss man? Pipper ain't easy, but somebody got to do it.
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  Speaker 1: Speaking of pimping, here's the voice that could have been
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  Speaker 1: a pimp, Ladies and gentleman Junior morning. Uh yeah, your
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  Speaker 1: voice is back. You strong now? Yeah? Yeah yeah Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: tom big doggy dog in the building, David Yo. Yes, folks.
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  Speaker 1: We often had this conversation off as on this morning
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  Speaker 1: show because, according to Tommy and a couple of the
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  Speaker 1: Morning show people that I won't mention have oftentimes questioned
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  Speaker 1: the route that I took to have the achievements that
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  Speaker 1: I have based on the limited limited tech skills and
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  Speaker 1: actual grasp of the English language, and so lack of
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  Speaker 1: grasp of the English language, spelling and tech savviness has
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  Speaker 1: caused them to doubt and question how I got him. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's just it's it's just, you know, the wonder of
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  Speaker 1: the world. Basically that Tommy, because like, okay, I'll tell you,
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what started one day. You know how
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  Speaker 1: you be writing and you'd be texting and you get
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  Speaker 1: stuck on a little simple word. The word was was no,
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  Speaker 1: I was cool and not just saying hey man, just
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  Speaker 1: we was off the on commercial break and I said,
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  Speaker 1: hey man, how you spell was? And you know that
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  Speaker 1: at that that little reaction from the peanut gallery was
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  Speaker 1: so Tommy said, what route did you take? How the
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  Speaker 1: hell you make it? We're sitting up here here here
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  Speaker 1: a leader and he can't spell word great letter? Remember
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  Speaker 1: the other word you couldn't spell you, ma'am? Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I still struggle with that, ma'am. Here kind of check it.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta admit. All right, we come back. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: tell you how I did it. If you want. You're
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  Speaker 1: listening Morning show right now, it's time for the nephew
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  Speaker 1: to run that brank back. Title is naked Lifeguard. Let's
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  Speaker 1: go cat make a lifeguard. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: reach a carry. Yes, this is carried hi carry. My
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  Speaker 1: name is Oliver. Oliver. You uh put in an application
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  Speaker 1: with with the employment agency about looking fortunate work as
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  Speaker 1: far as being a lifeguard. Oh yeah, I did. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Have you had much experience being a life start? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I've been doing this for a while now, back since
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  Speaker 1: I was like eighteen I got my CPR certification. I've
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  Speaker 1: had as many as like two hundred people at one
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  Speaker 1: time watching them. So I'm good. I'm good at what
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  Speaker 1: I do. I love it. Very good, very good. Well,
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  Speaker 1: i'll tell you what. I've looked over your application and
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  Speaker 1: I've checked everything out thoroughly, and I'm very excited about
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  Speaker 1: maybe getting you too. I don't know if you're familiar
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  Speaker 1: with it, but public pool it's actually in a subdivision.
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  Speaker 1: There's two pools there. Are you familiar with Yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 1: familiar with it. They're they're near where I live. Yeah, okay, Well,
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  Speaker 1: there's actually in the back of the gated community and
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  Speaker 1: that is actually the particular property that I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 1: You coming out and working for us there at the
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  Speaker 1: pool site. If we can get you on Monday to Friday,
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna actually hire some more college students for Saturday
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  Speaker 1: and Sunday. What do you say, Oh, I say, okay,
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  Speaker 1: that sounds great. Money weekends off. Yeah, yeah exactly. Now
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  Speaker 1: we start off job actually pays twenty five dollars an hour. Wow.
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  Speaker 1: You would be our head lifeguard, and we would we
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  Speaker 1: would want you to be there from you know, I
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  Speaker 1: mean if you start at twelve, we'd actually like you
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  Speaker 1: to get there around eleven thirty, you know, just to
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  Speaker 1: be prepared and be the overseer and make sure the
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  Speaker 1: other lifeguards get there on time, and you know we'll
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  Speaker 1: go from there. Okay, I carry there's only one catch
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  Speaker 1: that that actually comes along with this job. We want
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  Speaker 1: you to work an additional four hours from six to
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  Speaker 1: ten at night. But it's gonna pay you fifty dollars
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  Speaker 1: per hour, so you'll make an extra two hundred dollars.
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  Speaker 1: How do you feel about that? Man? I feel good.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, with the recession and everything, I can use
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  Speaker 1: that money right now, especially during the summertime. Okay, Now
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  Speaker 1: here's the deal. This is in a gated community, like
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  Speaker 1: I told you before, but also it's gonna be adults
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  Speaker 1: at night, and and they are actually gonna be swimming nude. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they're gonna be swimming nude. And what they ask is,
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  Speaker 1: if they're gonna be swimming nude, they want to make
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  Speaker 1: sure that the lifeguard that's protecting them is gonna be
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  Speaker 1: nude as well. Okay, I'm ana certified lifeguard, I'm CPR certified,
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  Speaker 1: I'm a student. I've had other jobs, but nudity wasn't
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  Speaker 1: on my resume and and I understand that wholeheartedly. But
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  Speaker 1: we're talking about you possibly making seventeen hundred and fifty
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  Speaker 1: dollars a week. How do you feel about seventeen hundred
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  Speaker 1: and fifty a week for your nursing school. I'm sure
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  Speaker 1: that'll that'll definitely pay for it throughout the entire summer.
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  Speaker 1: That should be a big help, shouldn't it? Yeah? It would.
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  Speaker 1: But I mean, I mean, are are you? How do
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  Speaker 1: you feel about trying it for a few weeks and
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  Speaker 1: then you know, how do you feel about that? I
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  Speaker 1: don't know, but I mean, you're gonna watch over with
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  Speaker 1: some adults who are actually just gonna be nude in
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  Speaker 1: the pool, and and you're nude as well up on
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  Speaker 1: the big chair that overwatches everybody. Seventeen fifty I don't
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  Speaker 1: seventeen fifty carry, you know, I don't think I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: be able to do that seventeen fifty carry. We're talking
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  Speaker 1: about four hours of you being nude along with some
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  Speaker 1: other people that are already knew. So, I mean, what's
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  Speaker 1: the big deal? You know? What we need you to
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  Speaker 1: do is come down. We're gonna do some drills, some
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  Speaker 1: lifeguard drills, and make sure that you're definitely qualified. But
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna make sure that when you do those. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta be naked as well. Okay, what what Why would
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  Speaker 1: I have to do some drills naked? I'm on a
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  Speaker 1: radio life car. What do I need to drill? Understand that?
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  Speaker 1: But in order we for our particular property, we gotta
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  Speaker 1: make sure that you're actually prepared and ready. You know, understand. Well,
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  Speaker 1: that's the way it is, Karroy. We need you to
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  Speaker 1: come down and do some drills. It's not gonna take
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  Speaker 1: a long probably about a half hour. You come down,
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  Speaker 1: you get undrafted, you get in the pool, and we
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  Speaker 1: make sure that you're qualified to swim nude, to handle
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  Speaker 1: to saving somebody's life nude. It's the whole nine yards.
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  Speaker 1: But what I mean, what if my family come to
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  Speaker 1: that you don't carry You know, I can't go back
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  Speaker 1: and forth with you. I can't now. I know you
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  Speaker 1: you you know. I looked at your resume, I looked
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  Speaker 1: at what you were doing and what you're pursuing in life,
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  Speaker 1: and I thought this would be a great opportunity for you.
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  Speaker 1: But I can't be here. I mean, I can't do
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  Speaker 1: that to my family. You can know. No, wait a minute,
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  Speaker 1: hang on a second, now, you can't tell me you
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  Speaker 1: can't do it. Now Oh yes, yes, I can't. You
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  Speaker 1: get your down here in the morning so I can
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  Speaker 1: get these drills done, and I want you naked when
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  Speaker 1: you get here and getting this pool. You understand me.
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  Speaker 1: Who the hell do you think you're talking to? Are
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  Speaker 1: you some kind of pool pimp? Life guard? You? My
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  Speaker 1: resources are tip you're not tipping me. I don't have
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  Speaker 1: to come them down there. If I want to come
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  Speaker 1: down there, you gotta bring you think it down here
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  Speaker 1: tomorrow and get in this pool and do the drill.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think you're talking to I'm talking to you
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  Speaker 1: you tomorrow and you do the drill. Need to do it.
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  Speaker 1: Don't get you a pimlin say baywatching because I ain't
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  Speaker 1: trust you doing a new brass shot for you all
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  Speaker 1: freaking I don't know them. I don't know them people.
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  Speaker 1: I don't give it. Who you know? Now, you get
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  Speaker 1: your down here and you take the job. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: coming down that to your fun told tomorrow and swim
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  Speaker 1: now and life go ahead, noodle for a bunch of runchy.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know do you take your time? So I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to be nice to you when you come around
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  Speaker 1: with that. But because I'm not that kind of a girl.
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  Speaker 1: You got me? Okay, you need to gonna get you
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  Speaker 1: a Pamela and sen Baywatch. You know DeepC diving. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what you need, but I'm not what you need.
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  Speaker 1: You get your black down here tomorrow. What you talking to?
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking to you? Who you think you're talking to?
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  Speaker 1: What I'm talking to you? Do you think you're talking to?
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  Speaker 1: I got something I want to say to you. You're listening?
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  Speaker 1: You know what? You You gotta go ahead and stay
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  Speaker 1: because I'm hang up this pone in your face right now.
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  Speaker 1: This is nephew Tommy from this Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: You just got pranked by your girlfriend. I just frank you, baby,
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  Speaker 1: your girlfriend frank that you are one last float. All right,
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  Speaker 1: I gotta ask you something, baby. What is the baddest
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  Speaker 1: anyone in a relationship knows that no matter how much
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  Speaker 1: you love someone you know, kissy, kissy, smoothie, all of that,
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  Speaker 1: how much you love them, there are things about them
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  Speaker 1: that get on your nerves. Okay, I read it. Paul asked,
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  Speaker 1: what's the one thing you wish you could say to
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  Speaker 1: your spouse or your mate but you cannot bring yourself
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  Speaker 1: to say it because you know it's gonna cost World
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  Speaker 1: War three? Up in there some head, you know, like
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  Speaker 1: a little bitty gripe, Like we can just go with that.
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  Speaker 1: I got all right. Oh why don't you shut up? Oh? Uh, okay,
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  Speaker 1: let me, that's not me. Let me just let me
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  Speaker 1: ask this question before you jump the gun. Mister Harvey,
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  Speaker 1: you said what you want to say, but you don't
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  Speaker 1: say because you scate it your spouse or your mate
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: or your significant other? Did you miss your heart? Is
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: there something you want to say to your wife your
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: significant other but you're too scared to say. I'll say
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: it one more time. Why is my answer not sufficient?
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: It's not that it's not sufficient. You got a lot
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: of aggression on you. Yes, are you serious right now? Oh?
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: Don't act like y'all see what killed me? Not not
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: not hit e two foods, all of suddeness concerned. I
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: totally agree with you. This is the time. I definitely
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: agree with you. Say every man wants to say that,
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: and that's what I say. Say, do you wait, so
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: what do you as the only wife here? Do you
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: guys think that not still wants to say that to
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: me with everything in him? You know what you want
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: to say, sir? When the hell are you gonna cook
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: something round that ain't gonna feel me? No? Surely what
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: he has thought that? Yeah, he thought that? Really? Okay, then,
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: believe it or not, there are times in a relationship,
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: and I've been in a line when a man really
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: don't want to hear what you got to say at all,
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: at all, at all. Okay, now I understand, I get that, Okay,
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: But to say it like you said, it's still you
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: say no, you say said it is something you want
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: to say to your wife? What you to your wife about?
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: But you can't because you scared it? Right? You just Yo,
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: this is what my husband is thinking all the time.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: Not all the time, Shelly, we thought that when y'all
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: be right, it's something I want to say. Nothing are
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: we ever gonna do it when I want to do? Huh?
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: You the one pick and choose all the damn time. Hey,
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: that's that's never gonna Yeah. Wow, you guys really have
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: stuff on your You said what you want to Yes,
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: but you're afraid to say it. I didn't think you
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: would say that. Okay, I got one. May what every man?
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: You think you can cook that meal? But you cannot.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: You ain't never got it right. The hatred that I
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: have built right now for you guys, I think we
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: have not said it all right, come on, stee, you
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: have more dang something you want to say to your wife,
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: a significant other that that that you're too scared to say. Oh,
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: just like your mama. God, I got one. Okay, yeah,
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: Tommy first, just because you have a these damn hot
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: flashes don't mean I'm having Okay, m m, I got one. Yes,
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: that dress makes your butt look big? Okay, yes, No,
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: I don't want to hear that I got one? What what? Hell? No?
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: Like what you got on? But we gotta get out
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: of here because we laid already. She's only changed time.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: So baby, you like this? Oh yeah, come on baby? Yeah?
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: We good? Oh you you nailed it. That's it. Now
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: we're saying, we're saying what we want to see this.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: How scared you are you're trying to man? Okay, let
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: me make it hear here. The girl out had for
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: we got married, knew how to cook some damn tom Man.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: You can't say that now, but you can say what
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: you said. It's name hell sure, Lee, I'm oh I
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: got one. Wait till I've seen that. So okay, I
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: got one. Every man is understand You ask me if
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: she's fine, and I'm my answer, yes, she is fine. Hell.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: So this is what you guys are holding in. Okay,
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: all right? Is there something you want to say to
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: your wife or significant other that you're too afraid to say? Uh,
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: steve anything else to get off your russ? What? I
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: guess you got one right quick time. I don't love
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: you like that. I don't don't I don't love you
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: like that right there, right there. I don't love you
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: like that, but I'm just taking yes, that's what. Yes?
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: Oh god, Oh I wish I never had met your ass.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: I got one, close it down the I wish I
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: had never met show? Go ahead, Jay, go ahead? Okay,
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: sometimes you just do that too hard. Okay, that's all
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: I say. Yes, come on, this has to be like
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: like that movie that's that's out with Teraji p Henson.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: What men want? You know? She could read their thoughts? Yeah?
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: Thank god? Every woman can read her husband's thoughts. I
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: hate all of you. I really do. Right now, Oh man,
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: I really do. Know you're listening to Time Now for
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: Ask the Clo. If you want advice from the Cello,
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: please submit your questions to Steve Harvey FM dot com.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: Here we go, CLO. You ready? This one is from
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: Sandy in Charlotte, North Carolina. Sandy is thirty two year
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: old feet mail. She broke up with her boyfriend last
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: week after he had his wisdom teeth pulled. After his procedure,
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: he was still sedated, but he talked all the way home.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: He called me his ex girlfriend's name over and over
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: and said he loves her and he's glad they got
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: back together. Wait, against better, I told him that my
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: name is Sandy and his ex girlfriend is married. He
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: started crying. He was so hurt because she is the
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: love of his life. Now he's telling all this to
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: his current girlfriends. Of course, he doesn't remember any of this,
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: and he keeps telling me that he truly loves me.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: He blames everything on the sedative, but I think he's
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: still in love with his ex. What do you think, CLO? Wow,
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: this is my favorite. When he busted out crying, that's
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: the move I like cousin. Yes, I think he busted
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: her crying when you busted him. Oh god, I'm said,
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: he because she's the love of his life. Is that? Yeah?
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: That that dog going drug stuff is a monster. Man.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: I've said some stuff coming out of sedation a couple
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: of times. I told her in the operating room. One
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: time when I had that procedure, they said, wow, your
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: husband really loves you. He told us on his way out.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: If he don't wake up, he gonna kill everybody. Oh
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: you say that sober? Yeah, I know getting here well,
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: I said that. Yeah, guilty is charged. They said. One
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: time I woke up and I was crying, talking about
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: I want my wife, I want my wife, and I said,
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: I don't know getting here, Well, I wasn't crying, she said, Steve,
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: everybody in there say you was crying. I said, you
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: tell that to somebody here and see what happened, So
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: it can happen. I think he, Uh, he shouldn't have
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: talked about his girlfriend. If it ain't in you, it
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: can't come out exactly. Steve. You know what I mean.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: So I mean he thinking about her, you know, man. Oh,
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: that's what I say. He does love you. But she's
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: steal in there. But just give us some time. Y'all
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: ain't been dating that long? Right, how long they've been dating?
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: They've been together for a minute. She didn't really say
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: how long. She just says she's thirty two and they
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: broke up last week. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's all. They
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: might not have been with you long enough. Yeah yeah,
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: so all right. Well this one is from Keith in
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: Las Vegas. Keith says, wait, do you hear this one?
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: He's a sixty one sixty one year old retiree. He
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: was married for twenty seven years. He got caught cheating
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: and his wife divorced him. I just started online dating
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: and it's kept me busy. The women I date are younger,
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: in their late forties, and they're also looking for a
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: good time. But they don't know how to please a
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: man like me. When I'm with a woman, I need
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: her to talk to me, tell me how she likes it,
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: and tell me what I'm shows, tell me that I'm
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: showing out. I can't believe how selfish these women are.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: It's all about them, and they're quiet and shy in
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: the bedroom. Should I tell these women what I expect
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: from them? Beforehand. Well you can tell them. But if
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: you want somebody to tell you that you showing out,
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: maybe you ain't showing out, you know what I'm saying, Dog,
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: Maybe you ain't all that. You want everybody cheating you
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: own and clapping. You know you want it. You want
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: everybody to put on pom pom, But maybe you're not
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: putting on a pom pom type performance. So he's not that. Yeah,
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: you want all this praise. You know. I like a
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: woman please me. Well maybe they like a man to
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: please then, you know what I'm saying. Just because you
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: got called cheating, don't mean it was good. Yeah, you
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: could have been still been with your wife if you
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: weren't cheating. I mean you know, plus, if you was
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: all that good, your wife might have gave you another chance.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I stinging me, Yeah side dog, Sorry about that. Dog,
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: I just ain't handle the wheel to go with your
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: Keith my bad player. I'll probably don't even know you
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: at all, So just right, that's off as a joke.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: Next question, All right, this is from T and Evanston, Illinois.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: T says, I'm forty four years old and my fiance
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: is thirty five. She's got a two year old son,
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: and my two children are grown. She wants one more child,
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: and I don't. I jokingly told her that she can
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: have a baby by her ex, so that when he
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: comes in to get his two year old, he can
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: get the new baby too. I told her that her
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: ex could artificially inseminate her instead of having sex. My
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: fiance says, I'm crazy for thinking this way. I was joking.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: But if it makes her happy, she can really do it.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: Why would she get mad at me for offering her
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: a good solution? Hey, dog, are you for real? Man?
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: What's wrong with you? Yeah? You're gonna offer your girl
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: though as a freebee to her ex so when he
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: come get this one, he can pick the other one
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: up too. Bro, that ain't even funny. I don't know
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: how you thought it was a joke. I promise you
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: she wasn't laughing. So you know, bro, maybe why are you?
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: Why are you wanting to marry her? Yeah? I mean
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: that doesn't sound like you really love it. She says
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: she want one more child. She's only thirty five years old.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: You know you don't want none. So now you're talking
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: about you had one with your ex? Man? That ain't really,
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: that's not really cool, bro to tell you the truth, man,
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: te you a little out of line with that one man.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: You ought to apologize and take that off the table. Yeah,
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: and he says, why would she get mad at me
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: for offering her a good solution because you offered her
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: up to her ex? Yeah, come on artificial exsemination or
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: any other way. Yeah, right, but he feels it's not sex,
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: so it's okay, yeah really yeah, okay, okay, Well let
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: me tell you something. You're gonna be with the baby
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: Wayne more than when he come to pick it up. Yeah,
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: So he's gonna be sitting them there looking just like
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: her ex. And I think that's what they should be
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: discussing the fact that he doesn't want children and the
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: fact that she does, because this is not a good
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: match right here, No, it is partner. Yeah, yeah, you
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: need to I'm not really cool though, bro T, that
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: ain't cool what you did. That's why she made Yeah
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: all right, Steve, thank you, clo. As always, you're listening.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: It's time now to play around of would you rather?
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: Would you rather? Guys? Would you rather star as James
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: Bond or Michael Carlyone Corleon James Bond or Michael Corleone,
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: Carlyon what how the godfather? Yo? Hot? Ain't nobody following? Ye?
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: Game and everybody gonna on my hand? Had all the
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: families you yes? Yeah, ye, like Junior said you could
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: be boss baby something like that, but you ain't gonna
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: be Him's sunny the brother. Remember he was a hot
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: head family of the Corleons. Yeah, nobody, James Bond, I
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: go because you know there's talk they might put a
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: brother in that row. Come on, reggae. No, I ain't
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: got bond what ain't got body? No more? I can't run,
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: I can't I would you be? I'm not going to
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: hang on the edge and a helicopter blade because that
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: opening scene is ten minutes. Man, this is how to go. No,
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: this is how to go. N Yeah, you can rock
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: that wardrobe on? Got on a double, get a stunt double,
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: Steve's double? What else? All right? You're done with that one?
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: All right? Would you rather all your text messages get leaked,
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: all your text messages get leaked, or all your photos
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: get leaked? Be oh god? So you want all your
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: pictures to get leaked, not your text messages? Yeah, I
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: ain't got no pictures. Yeah, yeah, oh okay, Junior, Yeah,
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: b I can't. I can't. I can't. I ain't gonna
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: see what I said to somebody. No, not the stuff
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: I've said. It cost you a career. Yeah, okay, you
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: open Tommy, I'm with him, a right one. All right.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: Let's keep with the own theme here. Would you rather
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: your phone ringer make porn sound or belching sound? Belch?
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: What is pown sounds with the poem? Huh? What is
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: pown sounds? Yeah? Sounds Okay, phoning and groaning and all
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: you know, just oh ah, you know all that stuff
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: you know, Yeah, yeah, and that's coming from my phone.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah's your ringer, that's your ringer. Yeah. Would
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: you rather belching or porn sound? Belch? Loud as you
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: can all belch. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Steve.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: We got an email from a listener. It says, my
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: friend is a chef. People always talk to him about cooking.
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: Even if he wants to talk about something besides food,
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: the conversation inevitably goes back to him being a great chef.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: The email goes on to say, I have a friend
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: working for candidate running for office and every conversation in
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: which she protects inevitably turns into politics. So, Steve, what
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: does every conversation in your life turn into? I mean,
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: do people talk about what TV? Money, money and advice?
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: I mean success? And it's not that now. It's not
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: that they ask for money. They want to discuss, you know,
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: ideas for how to make more. I don't really mind that,
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: you know. I mean, it's like when you meet a chef,
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: you're gonna have questions because everybody loves inside information. A
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: guy in politics you want to get his opinion. You
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: meet a pro football player, you want to get information
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: about playing ball, other teams. High song. So, man, have
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: you ever faced and Rogers? That's just comment? So you know, man,
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: you know people, man, how was it? Man? You know?
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, it's like people see Marjorie all
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: the time. They're going, I bet he's just a hoop
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: to live with. I bet he just funny holiday time.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: They think comedian. No, he's not funny at home at all. Yeah,
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: they go. You just say, like, I'm just at the house,
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: just show never stopped. Yeah. Yeah, Like they always want
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: to ask tell me they have a strawberry letter for me.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: I got a letter for you. What you're always talking
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: to you about? Tom prank, my mama, prank, my dad,
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: prank my uncle. When the people I meet who meet me.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: Let me just split this up. I don't know where
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: Steve is. I don't know what he's doing. I'm not
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: with him. I don't know where the hell he is.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: I don't talk to him that much. I just don't know.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: And don't get me a damn thing to give him
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: that one. Oh, I'm not taking it. You're gonna be
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: with a bad Steve, Steve. I ain't telling Steve damn saying,
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: but how do you not take the stuff? Oh, you
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: know what I do? And I'm gonna admit this. I'm
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: gonna say it. Well, I'll take it. But I thought
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: it was I've watched him do it now. Yeah, I
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: don't want to hurt nobody feeling. Oh yeah, you know what.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: You know what I don't like Jake. They roll up
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: on Tommy, got something just for you dog, just for
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: you whole type. Come back ten minute later. Here it is,
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: get this to Steve. I'm down. This is my book
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: and I know here like this book. Yeah, it's kind
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: of like his book, but not a fool like his book.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: I heard Steve like Jimmy chot cake. I made one's
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: wrapped up up I made. I made two, one for
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: you and one for Steve. Right in the track the cake. Though.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: We can't eat something somebody we don't know, hands right,
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: and we can't get it. We can't put it in
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: our purse. Don't give damn what you're feelings. Getting hurt,
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: but you're not gonna do it. Is poising me. Nobody
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: eats food from a total strange. They can't do It's
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: not even smart. Oh, that reminds me of that meme
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: where this person was washing chitlands in their tub, in
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: their bathtub at homes. Yes, that's why you can't take
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: food from strangers. You don't know what their habits are.
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: Bathtub chitlands. Yeah, I don't know how y'all ain't. Yeah,
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: it's a kind of no. Yeah, in the bathtub. I
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: put them in the bathtub. I'm no eat no chilings
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: out your bath right right right man? Yeah, right after
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: they get out, Right after they get up, I'm gonna
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: get right back in. No. No, how about this, Hey,
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: save that water because that got cleaned. He don't don't
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: dream that that's ridiculous house. Again, you're listening to show
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour, right about
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's today's Strawberry letter. The subject she
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: needs to get her kids. Okay, she needs to get
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: her kids. It's a subject of my strawberry letter for today.
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: But right now the nephew in the building with today's
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: prank phone call, what you got for is enough. They
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: moved big Mama. That's what they did. They moved Big Mama.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: Got dog. If you move cleaning services. I'm trying to
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: Can I speak to the owner of the company. This
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: is he. It's just Robert. The owner is Robert. It's
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: just Robert. Yes, sir, this is this is mister Robert.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: How can I help you? My name is Carruthers. Y'all
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: y'all clean. Y'all clean my uh my my house last week? Okay.
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: And when y'all moved the furniture to clean the carpet, somebody,
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: somebody moved my grandmother off the coffee table. He not
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: In't there no more hold on, sir? Do you know
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: what what data we clean your house on? Sir? Last Wednesday,
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: y'all clean mom house. We came to your house on
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: Wednesday of last week. What what's your address, sir, bing Mama,
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: it's it's a big mom. Sir. Hello, you said your
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: name is corrupt and we came to your house on Wednesday.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: If you don't mind, can I have your address? Sleep yo,
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: bing Mama. Okay, mister carructs, listen, it's it's if we
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: if your grandmother now with your grandmother laying on the carpet,
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: I mean, my guys don't move people, sir, uh, we
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: would not have food. Our grandmother, my grandma, she was
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: on the she was on the coffee table. Her her
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: urn was on the coffee table. Oh your mother, pats
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: be late yall if somebody moved it and now the
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: vase is still here, but hud okay, okay, okay, I'm sorry.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: So you're saying that you're very well mister, mister Cruthers,
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: I am so sorry. Um, I just long my grandmother
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: not too long ago, sir. I know how you feel.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: Now I'm now, I'm listening. My guys would not have
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: knocked over a vase or something like that, or they
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: would have told me if they knocked over something. Are
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: you sure that it was my cleaning service? Yeah, I
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: have no nobody have no two different carbon cleaning services
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: to come by then the same week. Man, y'all the
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: only ones came by there, y'all the ones that did it, y'all,
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: the one more my grandmama and now my grandmama. Girl,
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: mister Carruss, I'm a girl man, mister Carruthers, I'm sorry
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  Speaker 1: about it, but if you would give me your address,
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: I can confirm that that actually was my company that
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: came by you. I apologized her. Uh, I'm sorry. Oh,
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, sir. Now, if can you please just
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: give me your address, sir, let me let me full
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: some information up in my system and we can we
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: can all this house hold on. I want second, please,
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: uh baby, do need baby? Go and ask Wayne and
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: Robert you need to come in here for a second.
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: They have to be want to cleaning man carpet on
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: last week? Hold suck grandmama keeping on that corfee table.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: But yeah, what's checking on that coffee table? Year? It's
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: in my yard. God, mister Caruthers, I'm sorry. I'm trying
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: to find out this. You know what, when I give
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: myself together, I'm gonna come down there and I'm gonna
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: kick some and that damn place in here. Do you
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: hear me, Lister Caruthers, And I'm now listen. I'm gonna
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: do everything that I can to help you. But now
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: don't don't uh, you're gonna prend me on this phone.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you. You move my grandmama, and I'm
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: gonna move you. Now you hear me, I'm gonna, I promise,
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell everybody not to use this damn carpet cleaning. No,
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: holy hell on. Now let's listen. Nah. Now, it took
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: me a long time to get my services together, Sir,
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: we do a real good job. Now you're not gonna
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: prep me y'all newship for grandmama. That's what y'all do?
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: You move people's grandmama. We sure we have never had
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: this kind of incidence. A matter of fact, we haven't
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: had any incidents at all. So I'm gonna everybody that
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry about your grandmother. Sir. We donna get everything
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: right away, come always getting man in the newspaper and
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: tell everybody not to use this damn service. I proper
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: I have told you once. Now you're not gonna prep
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: me about my damn company anymore. You understand me. I
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: ever putting on added, no newspaper, and you're not gonna
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: ship there. Tell me what you're gonna do, how to
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: call my sons in here, how to calling that you
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: did the only ones that clean that god dog gonna comfit. Now,
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna find out what happened. But you're not gonna
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: present my company. You understand. That's how I make my living. Now.
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: I don't know how you make your living, but that's
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: how make don't make y'all learn my moving people, grandmama's man.
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: You move my grandmama with my My mama ain't on
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: the coffee table no more, sir, sir, it's I'm sorry
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: that you're grandma not on your coffee table no more. Look,
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: I'll try to find out what happens. We're gonna get
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: this stick for you, but you gotta work with me. Well,
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: I'm coming down now, riding down to do damn always
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: and start kicking some Tell your boys there too. You,
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: Oh you're gonna come down here, come bring you come
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: on down here right now. I'm not skiing you and
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: you look, I'm trying to help you, and you want
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: to go off on me like that. I don't give
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: a let us a come on down here right now.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: You an't getting even your enters. I don't even know
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: where you are, and I don't even know if you.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: I promise you, I'm whooping your boys he yo, because
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: y'all to move my grandma. Your move my grandmother. Man,
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: some bro, misterr Carubb, don't threaten me or don't threaten
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: me by my boys. That that's my son. I don't
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: take that too lightly. I will come personally to your
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: house right now, beat up and then come back and
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: clean your house for freedom. You understand me. Don't you
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: talk to my children? And don't you try me? Let
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: me go my damn fine out. One more thing I
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: want to tell you, man, what is you listening? It
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: isn't man, nephew taught me from the Steve Harby Morning Show.
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: You just got plagued by your wife. Dog Hello, say
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: stay off? Say man ever um no harybody that that
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: wasn't That wasn't nobody timing. Man. You ain't right now?
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: You right? You called me coming now You got myself
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: into looking like like n did some bust up my
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: fast head. Man, You will tell me what you're gonna
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: do with my coming? Man? You know how long he's
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: been saying, Am I coming to? Thought? To man? You're
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: roughing the ro man? Hey man, Robert, I got one
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: more thing? Ask you, man, what is what is the
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: baddest And I'm talking about the baddest radio show in
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: the land, Steve Harby Morning Show playing Man, I listen
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: to y'all every morning. Man, give it to me people.
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: I mean, but you you you started the whole prank
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: with crime. Yeah, because that don't know how to do here?
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: Know what to come? Mister Crusts. What's wrong I talk?
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: I'll be so aggravated. Man, what did you cry? It
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: started in the middle. Baby already on a hike. We
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: don't know what's happening. What's going on? What this phone
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: called about? Let's get to it. That's my brother's favorite line.
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: But what is you crying? You cannot go around my
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: brother start crying because the I don't care what it's about.
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: Hey man, Hey, what is you crying for? Kids can't
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: come to him crying. Stop? What is you crying? Let's
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: do it like this. I was outside, Well that's outside.
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: You ain't here now, all right, nephew, Thank you coming
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: up next. It's the Strawberry Letter, subject she needs to
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: get her kids. We'll get into it right after this.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: You're listening to show. All right, guys, time now for
• 51:25
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• 51:29
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• 51:42
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• 51:44
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• 51:47
  Speaker 1: subject she needs to get her kids. Dear Stephen Shirley.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: I'm a fifty year old with three children and I've
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: been married for fourteen years. All of the children are
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: grown and are on their own, so my husband and
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: I have the house to ourselves. I love my alone
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: time with my husband, but his sister is causing some
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: big problems in our marriage. His sister gets on my
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: last nerve. She is an unstable mother and she drops
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: her kids off at my house with no warning. I
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: am tired of dealing with her kids. One day recently,
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: I was walking into my living room and I saw
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: her letting her kids out of the car and she
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: drove off. My husband was at work, so I ended
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: up keeping the kids, which meant feeding them. I called
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: my mother in law and told her to come get
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: the kids. My mother in law is sick of the
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: kids too. There have been many times when she has
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: asked me to keep the kids for a few hours,
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: then will return at three am to pick them up.
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: She just sits in the driveway and blows her horn
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: or shines her light on bright through my front windows.
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: She also has my husband doing crazy stuff like changing
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: her locks at night because she broke up with a
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: boyfriend and didn't want him to be able to get
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  Speaker 1: into her house. Stephen Shirley. She is thirty eight years
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: old and the family keeps enabling her. I am not
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: going to keep this up, and I told my husband
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: that enough is enough. I am at war with my
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: husband over her because it's his only sister. I hope
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: and pray I'm not being unreasonable by telling him to
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: choose between me and his sister. I got so angry
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: over his sister and her kids, and I told my
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: husband to go move in with her. I am not
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: a daycare, and I want to set boundaries with this woman.
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: How should I handle this this? Well, you're you're up
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: to a good start with setting boundaries with her, with
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: letting her know that you're not a daycare, with getting
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: angry with your husband. You're you're right about the family
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: enabling her. She's been allowed to do this for so
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: long she thinks that it's okay to do this, and
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: you're so right. I mean, everything you're saying your sister
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: in law is dead wrong and because of it, her children, herselves,
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: they're suffering because of this, going from house to house,
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: your house to the grandmother's house, and no telling who
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: else you know that she does this too, just dropping
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: them off at random houses with random people. This is ridiculous.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: I mean, she's rude, she's entitled, she needs to be checked.
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: So you're definitely on the right path. You need to
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: learn to say no. That's what happens when you set boundaries.
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: You gotta tell her no, all right, even if she
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: does drop the kids off, get right back in your
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: car and you know, follow her or drop them off
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: at her house. Whatever. But you don't want this responsibility,
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: and it's not the kid's fault. I'm sure you know.
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: I feel so sorry for these children, and badly for
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: the kids because if she is unstable like you say
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: she is, and she sounds like it, that they have to,
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: you know, have a mother like this. This is terrible,
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: But again you're gonna have to learn how to say
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: no and need it. And one of the thing your
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: husband is going to have to get on board and
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: support you, not her. You are his wife, she's not
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: his wife. Those are not his kids, they're your relatives.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: But she needs to deal with her own responsibilities. Steve,
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: you know, I was trying to find the humor in
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: this letter, but I couldn't. Yeah, because I know trifling
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: ass people and this. You've been married to your man
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: fourteen years. Y'all got three children, and all the children
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: have grown so they out on their own. Y'all got
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: the house to yourself. So you thought you love your
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: lone time with your husband, but you ain't got it
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: no more. But his damned sister, thirty eight years old,
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: unstable mother, she dropped. Now, you didn't say how many kids?
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: Did she say how many kids? She just says kids.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: But the woman writing the letter has three children of
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: her own, so we know at least two of these
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: kids is getting dropped off. She dropped her kids off
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: at my house with no warning. No, I'm tired of
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: dealing with her kids. Well, you're really tired of dealing
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: with the kids like this way. You know. One day
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: recently you walked into your living room and you saw
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: her letting her kids out the car, and she drove
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: off your husband at work. Hitty, damn kids come. Now.
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: I feel sorry for the kids, like Sureley say, because
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: they got to walk up on the horse on the
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: porch and they know this health a post at least
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: knock on the door, tell them we're coming. But the
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: kids got to go in the house. They don't know
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: what else to do. I don't know what to tell you, man,
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: There is no humor in this letter. So let me
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: just quit trying to look forward. This thing that got
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: on your lad's nerve. And I ain't mad at you.
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: So your husband's at work, she drops them off. You
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: ended up keeping the kids. Now, you got to feed
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: them because you're decent person. Then you called your mother
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: in law and you told her to come get the kids.
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: The mother lost sick of the kids too. Damn. Now
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: I feel really bad for these kids because they get
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: shoveled off from house to house and they knowing everybody
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: mad when they see them. But the kids ain't doing nothing.
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: They just to result of having a trifling mama. And
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: I feel bad for these kids. Man's dad, what dad?
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: She never mentioned that now she she got a boyfriend
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: that you know, the husband had to change the locks
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: at her house because her boyfriend and the hood was
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: breaking up. You gotta change locks because he coming in.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: That's been many times when she asked. She has asked
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: me to keep the kids for a few hours and
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: then we'll return at three am to pick them up.
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: Who wakes the babies up in the middle of the
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: damn night? Right? She trifling on a whole lot of levels.
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: I think I got something that for you, I guess.
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: All right, Well, hold on, hold on for part two,
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: Steve Um. We'll have part two of your response coming
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: up at twenty three after the hour. Today's subject she
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: needs to get her kids. We'll be back right after this.
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: You're listening, all right, Steve, Let's go. Let's recap today's
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letters. Subject she needs to get her kids. Lady
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: fifty years old got three kids, they grown, they moved
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: out the house. Her and her husband got the house
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: all today's self. She loves her lone time with her man.
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: She only got one problem, her man's system. Unstable. Mother
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: drops the kids off without any warning, just drops them off.
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: She tired of this. One day she was walking in
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: the living room and saw her pull up and just
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: let the kids out and then drove off. I'll be Dan.
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: Now you gotta be kind to the kids, because it
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: ain't the kids fault. But now you gotta take him.
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: You gotta feed him. You just gonna sit down and
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: just watch TV with your feet off. Now you're feeding kids.
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: Then you can't count the time she come by and
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: tell you watching kids for a few hours and then
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: return at three am in the morning and pick them up.
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: Now hit the trifling part. This is how trifling this
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: health is. She comes and just sits in the driveway
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: and blows her horn or shines her lights on bright
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: through my front windows. Boy, crazy boy, if that ain't ignorant,
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: you tell me. But if you want to really keep
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: your funking, here we go. I got something for you.
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: At the end. Though she also has my husband doing
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: crazy stuff like changing her locks at night because she
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: broke up with her boyfriend didn't want him be able
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: to get into her house. Stephen Sherley, She's thirty eight
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: years old. The family keeps enabling her. I ain't gonna
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: keep up with this. I told my husband that enough
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: is enough. I'm at war with my husband over her
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: because it's his only sister. I understand that. I hope
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: and pray I'm not being unreasonable. You're not by telling
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: them to choose between me and his sister. Okay, that Nah,
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: that went a little far, but I understand because you're mad.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: I got so angry over his sister and her kids
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: that I told my husband to go move in with him. Well,
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: since he liked taking care of the kids so much,
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: you know, I think it's a good idea. Since he
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: likes taking care of kids that much, then it's a
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: good idea that he just moves on end with him.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: That's what I think. But I told my husband, and
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: I'm not at daycare and I want to set boundaries
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: for this woman. How sit I handle this? Well? I
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: didn't read this latter. Bines nice, Here's the only solution
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: I got. Every you tell her this. What has to happen.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: Every time she dropped him key kids off on your ass.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: You are to go by her house and get on
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: her ass. What does that mean, Steve? Break it down.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: If she dropped the kids off on your ass, you
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: ought to go over there and be on her. What
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: you got whoop o ass? One time? Line? Yeah? I
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: think she really just got to whoop ourr ass one time.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: I think we're down to that. She trifling. Some people
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: need a good slapping and sit her down and tell her,
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: you know what, you are really abusive to your children,
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: and you are to be ashamed of yourself, and you
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: really these kids deserve better. You put them in uncompromising positions,
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: passing them off like they potato chips. These kids know
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: that they're being drug around and passed off. They know
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: their mama unstable and they nobody told you. But you
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: are trifling ass mama, and you need to get your
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: sugar honey iced tea together. I slapped the sugar hunted
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  Speaker 1: iced tea good, Paul, good pause. I think that's what
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  Speaker 1: has to happen, because if the families in there, he's
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  Speaker 1: a name because it's his only system, so he trying
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  Speaker 1: to help out. It's his baby system. I know that
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  Speaker 1: parameter has got to be pulling on it. Yeah, the
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  Speaker 1: mother is already sick of so y'all got to do something, man,
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  Speaker 1: y'all cats can't keep doing it like this, right, she
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  Speaker 1: needs to shooping her hands and all. I see, that's
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  Speaker 1: all I mean. Really, I just don't man. This ain't
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  Speaker 1: about no therapy or nothing. She needs somebody to get
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  Speaker 1: her undivided damn attention. Yeah, and nothing gets your attention
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  Speaker 1: like a handful got immediately everyone. I have got it
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  Speaker 1: all from my mama, from some dudes, every last one
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  Speaker 1: of them. Yes, that's what I think you should do.
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  Speaker 1: And just remind her every time you dropped him off
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  Speaker 1: on my ass, I'm gonna be back over here on
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: your ass. Yeah, so what were you doing around? Were
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  Speaker 1: exchanging asses? We exchange as, but the whole up though.
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  Speaker 1: She brings the kids unannounced, so the husband he like, wow,
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  Speaker 1: he called off? God too late too, and you got
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  Speaker 1: the call before you bring these kids over and ask
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  Speaker 1: make sure we ain't got nothing to do. I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: I just be thinking. And then she do it again.
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  Speaker 1: She did. You had already said. She just pull up
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  Speaker 1: and let him out and drive off this chick knows
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  Speaker 1: she trifling and she doing it on purpose. It's I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. It's a lot to do because dude, she
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: dropped him off while he was at work. Yeah, oh
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: you you shouldn't have been in the window. She saw you.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: Shut your doors, pull your blash down, act like you
• 1:04:13
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  Speaker 1: now coming up with forty six after the hour you're
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  Speaker 1: listening to the stew All right, guys, time for a
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  Speaker 1: comedy roulette. Today's categories are things you say to people
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  Speaker 1: to help you move. Lies, men tell to get out
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  Speaker 1: of the house, lies women tell to get out of
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  Speaker 1: the house. Uh huh. And lastly, stuff white people say
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  Speaker 1: to black people that they think is really cool. All right,
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  Speaker 1: oh yeah, let's spend the wheel, spun it, come on,
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  Speaker 1: come on, getting out the house, come on, let's go.
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  Speaker 1: Oh it stopped. And stuff white people say the black
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  Speaker 1: people that they think is really cool. Let's let's get
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  Speaker 1: right into it. Let's get right into it. Right here
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  Speaker 1: we go. We just sliced up a whole lot of watermelon.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: I'm sure you like it. I'm sure you like it.
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  Speaker 1: So um. Do all of you all know the hip
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  Speaker 1: hop thing? Oh? Y'all know hip hop? Don't you? White
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  Speaker 1: people say the black people that they think it's really cool.
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  Speaker 1: I really want my I really want my lips to
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  Speaker 1: look like yours. Really. Oh my gosh, Piggie wasn't small
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  Speaker 1: at all. White people say the black people that they
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  Speaker 1: think is really I don't really mean to be out
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  Speaker 1: of line, but could I just touch your ass just
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  Speaker 1: to let me ask you something. I don't really know
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  Speaker 1: you guys that will, But do you all have chicken farms? Hey, dude, listen,
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  Speaker 1: if you ever really want it, you know I can
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  Speaker 1: teach you how to swim. Say the black people that
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  Speaker 1: they think, Yeah, I'll tell you this first lady doesn't
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  Speaker 1: compare to yours. I know that was a deep one. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so let me get this right. You went to college,
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  Speaker 1: but not on a basketball scholarship. All right, Steve, who's
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: the daddy? Yeah, I'll just tell you. I'm perfectly fine
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: with another African American president. Yeah, I have a problem
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: with the one we had. All right, Thank you guys.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: You're listening to show Steve Jay is here with things
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: that have a cutoff age. Jay explain, well, well, well
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: Steve actually has it. The things Shelly and everybody. There's
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: a cutoff age to everything, to everything you do. Some
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: people some people just ignore it and just keep doing it.
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  Speaker 1: But front of them, like, come on, this should have
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  Speaker 1: cut off point. The name name. If you over, we
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  Speaker 1: don't need to look out there and see you doing
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  Speaker 1: the name name, the whip or the name name and
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  Speaker 1: you farty really thirty five? Thirty three? Yeah, thirty three
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  Speaker 1: you asked stop doing the whip and the name name.
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  Speaker 1: Here's what you can't do if you over thirty five,
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  Speaker 1: you cannot go see the me goes the man down
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  Speaker 1: so you can listen to them. You can't, but you
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: gotta take your keys, somebody with you. Necessary. Monica just
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  Speaker 1: went way too old, way too old. People sitting next
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  Speaker 1: to her whom here's something that has a cut off age,
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: and we don't have to cut off age, but just
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: listen to this. You cannot wear crop tops if you
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: have a muffin top man woman shirts that's cut off
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  Speaker 1: too short, like you exec your Elliott, Well you're not.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: That's a good one. I like it. Just a little
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  Speaker 1: bit of muff you can't do it. I don't mind
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: a little muffin on the woman, but on the man. Man, dude, dude.
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  Speaker 1: If you over twenty five, you got to stop using
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  Speaker 1: the word lit. You over twenty five, Yes, Sherley, you
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  Speaker 1: got to stop using the word litt day if you
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  Speaker 1: all feel the five. If you're still using the word
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  Speaker 1: cope asthetics, that's cop asthetic, man, man, that's cope asthetic.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: You need to come on out, come on. If you
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  Speaker 1: four years old and you're in a stroller with your
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: legs crossed and you can pull yourself along in the stroller,
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: the ass needs to be walking. Something for the baby
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: is one. If you're over eighty with a walker and
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: it's got to come, hold a fanny pat or place
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  Speaker 1: the holy newspaper tennis balls for grip. Damn it, you
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: gotta take something off. It's too much. If you over
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: farty and people are still considering you ratchet, you're not ratchet.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: You're actually stupid. A man over farty with two changed,
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: his name is not two changed on the outside of
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: you are fifty and still wearing any form of nugget jewel?
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: What about the set you a nugget set his one
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  Speaker 1: Monica Sherley. If you're over forty five, each finger nail
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: can't be a different they've been doing it polish whatever.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: You all don't know. We might not know that. All right,
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: We'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. So, according to nutritionists,
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  Speaker 1: certain foods guys contain natural sleep promoting compounds like tripp
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: to fane and turkey that makes you sleepy after Thanksgiving dinner.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: Also carbohydrates to raise your blood sugar and serotonin levels,
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  Speaker 1: which then converts into melatonin, a natural sleep aid. Here
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  Speaker 1: are some foods that can add to your evening diet
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  Speaker 1: that you can add to your evening diet to help
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  Speaker 1: you fall asleep faster and get some quality sleep. Before
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: I give you the list, what do you think they
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: might be? Pea blue band? Nope, not on the list,
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  Speaker 1: because there's a boss put me to sleep every time
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  Speaker 1: I try bananas. Bananas on the list. You eat banana,
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  Speaker 1: it'll help you get some quality sleep. Really, maybe I
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: better quit eat me bananas on his damn golf course,
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  Speaker 1: cause because you start to get sleepy. Around, bananas, any
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  Speaker 1: other not pumpkin pie, almond they make you sleeping, they
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  Speaker 1: help you get a good night's sleep, cherries or cherry juice.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I love oh oh that chi Yes, that one
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  Speaker 1: came of mill Or lavender tea wood one mouth, wide
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  Speaker 1: open eggs. Steve, you love eggs, and those are the
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  Speaker 1: foods that help you get a good night's sleep, so
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  Speaker 1: thinks my favorite I love. All right, coming up, we'll
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  Speaker 1: It is time now to play around of would you rather?
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather? Guys? Would you rather star as James
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: Bond or Michael Carleone Corleon? James Bond or Michael Corleone Carlyon?
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  Speaker 1: What how the Godfather were your hot head? You more like?
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  Speaker 1: Ain't nobody following? Ye? No, damn game and everybody gonna
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  Speaker 1: my hand? Had all the families you yes, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: like Junior said, you could be boss baby something like
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: him and Sonny the brother, remember he was a hot head.
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  Speaker 1: Family of the Corleons. Nobody James Bond, I'll go because
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: you know there's talk they might put a brother in
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  Speaker 1: that role. Come on, reggae, No, I ain't got bond.
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  Speaker 1: We ain't, boy, no more, I can't run. I can't,
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  Speaker 1: would you be I'm not going to hang on the
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: edge and a helicopter blade because that opening scene is
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  Speaker 1: ten minutes? Man, this ho no, this ho to go
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: yah rock that wardrobe on? Got on? All that's double?
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: Get a stuck double steve because that's not double? What
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: else you got? All right? You're done with that one?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Would you rather all your text messages get leaked?
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: All your text messages get leaked, or all your photos
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  Speaker 1: it leaked? Be? Oh so you want all your pictures
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  Speaker 1: to get leaked, not your textment? Yeah, I ain't got
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: no pictures? Yeah yeah? Oh okay, Junior, Yeah I can't.
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  Speaker 1: I can't. I can't. I ain't see what I said
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  Speaker 1: to somebody. No, no, the stuff I've said it cost
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: you a career. Okay, Tommy, I'm with him. All right.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: Let's keep with the phone theme here. Would you rather
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: your phone ringer make porn sounds or belching sounds? Belch?
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: What is pawing sounds with the poem? Huh? What is
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: pawing sounds? Yeahs sounds? Okay, phoning and groaning and all
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: you know? Just oh you know all that stuff, you know,
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: and that's coming from my phone. Yeah yeah, yeah, rather
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: belching or pouring something, belch loud as you can be.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Thank you guys. Coming up next it is
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  Speaker 1: Steve with today's closing remarks. Right after this, you're listening
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  Speaker 1: to last break of the day. We've had a great
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  Speaker 1: morning today, Yes, yes we did. We have fun today. Steve.
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  Speaker 1: It's time for you now to take us home with
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  Speaker 1: your closing remarks. What you got for us Today's Steve Today. Um,
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  Speaker 1: I was thinking of something that's another jewel that has
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  Speaker 1: really helped me in my quest and it's about my
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: dreams and my goals, and I was wanted to share
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  Speaker 1: this with you today. One of the greatest dangers, uh,
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: for most of us is not that our aim is
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: too high and we miss it, but that is too
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: low and we reach it. Can I say that to
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: you again? This is actually a quote from Michael Angelo.
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  Speaker 1: He said, the greatest danger for most of us is
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: not that our aim is too high and we miss it,
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: but that is too low and we reach it. That's crazy, man.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: My father used to say something to me all the time,
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: very similar. He says, son aim for the moon because
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: if you miss, you'll still be amongst the stars. And
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: that's pretty much the same thing that he's saying that
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  Speaker 1: the greatest danger for most of us. It's not that
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: our aim is too high and we miss it, but
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: that is too low and we reach it. Let me
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  Speaker 1: explain something to you about low aspirations and low goals.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: When you reach a low aspiration and a low goal
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  Speaker 1: and there's nothing after that, you think you've arrived, You
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: think you that you actually get comfortable. Man, I made it,
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: when in essence, there's so much more to life to live,
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: so much more that you could accomplish if you would
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: just reset your goals in aspiration. I remember, Man, a
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: long time ago, this dude in my high school. He said, Man, all,
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: I want I know two dudes like this about a car?
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: He said, Man, all, I won't. Man, it's this grand Toreno. Man.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: If I had a Grand Torino, Man, I wouldn't want
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: nothing else for his senior graduation. This dude's father gave
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: him a Grand Toreno. Was like unbelievable in high school, Man,
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: nineteen seventy four, Grand Toreno with the two windows and
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: the slits in the back. I was looking at this
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: like wow. Man, he drove it to the prom to
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: still had a brand new Car's father bought it. I
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: saw him like twenty years later. You know, he had
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: the same car. He had the same car. It happened
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: to another dude. I knew, man that wanted this Cadillac. Man,
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: if I ever get this Cadillac, Man, this white Cadillac,
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: these red seats, Man, he got it. I saw him
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: years later, years later, I don't really remember how many,
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: but he still had the same car. Always beat to hell,
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: but he had the same car because that was his
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: aspiration and he reached it. But when he reached it,
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: he got comfortable. I got it, and he quit wanting more.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: He quit reaching for higher things. You have to reassess
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: your life constantly, man, because you are going to continue
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: to live. You have to aspire to something that requires
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: God's help. Quit wanting and reaching for stuff that you
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: can do. Why would you say to yourself, man, if
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: I could just get me a used car, if I
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: could get me a nineteen eighty five maximum, really, really
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: get your money, save your money and go on and
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: get it. But if that's your only goal and you
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: get it, where you go from now. You are never
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: too old to keep reaching your goal. One more time.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: You are never too old to keep reaching your goal.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: It's goals out there, it's things that you can achieve.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: Get out of your comfort zone. Man, if you try
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: to survive in your comfort zone, your comfort zone, you
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: will fail in it. Everybody fails in the comfort zone
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: because in order to be successful, you got to get uncomfortable.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: You got to get You gotta do somethings. You got
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: to go when you don't want to go. You gotta
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: do when you don't want to do. That's what discipline is.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: It requires discipline to achieve great things. It requires discipline
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  Speaker 1: to reach your goals. Because discipline is simply doing everything
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: you have to do and need to do, even if
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: you don't want to. That's what discipline is. It's doing
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: the things that you have to do and need to
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: do even when you don't want to. You go do
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: it anyway. That's what discipline is. That's how you achieve goals,
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: that's how you reach higher heights. Aim for the moon
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: because if you miss, you'll still be amongst the stars.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: But it's real simple, man, It's just like Michelangelo said,
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: the greatest danger for most of us. Is not that
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: our aim is too high and we miss it, but
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: that is too low and we reach it because it's
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: danger man, when you ain't got nothing after that, because
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: you get to settling and you get to thinking you there,
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: when you ain't there, You got so much more life
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: to live. God has so much more for you. God
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: comes to give you life and give you life more abundantly.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: God ain't no mediocre God. God don't do mediocre things.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: God do great things. God performs miracles. God makes dreams
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: come true. God is in the blessing business, the healing business,
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: the saving business, the recovery business, to get your life
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: together business. Why don't you let him do that for you?
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: Aim high? God may take you some places you've never been.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: Those are my closing remarks. Y'all have a great weekend
• 1:23:39
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• 1:23:46
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