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- 0:00Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded, y'all know what time. I
- 0:05Speaker 1: don't know, y'all giving them like the million bus things
- 0:17Speaker 1: in the good tother sy I don't join join me.
- 0:59Speaker 1: You gotta turning. You gotta turn to turn them out. Turn,
- 1:43Speaker 1: you got to turn them out. Then turn the water
- 1:47Speaker 1: the water go. Come come on your baby. Uh huh,
- 2:02Speaker 1: i'sh your wido. Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice.
- 2:07Speaker 1: Come on dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey
- 2:11Speaker 1: got a radio show. Okay. I want to share something
- 2:16Speaker 1: with you that I had to come to the realization
- 2:19Speaker 1: one time, and even in the reinvention of myself right now,
- 2:23Speaker 1: I've had to come to that and I want to
- 2:24Speaker 1: share it with you today. Give it to you. I
- 2:28Speaker 1: want to tell you about something that a lot of
- 2:31Speaker 1: people do in their life, and I want you to
- 2:33Speaker 1: be aware of it. Here it is, don't get stuck
- 2:38Speaker 1: on yourself. You could be wrong. You know I said,
- 2:47Speaker 1: don't get stuck on yourself. You could be wrong. You know.
- 2:55Speaker 1: The reason I'm saying this is because people have a
- 3:01Speaker 1: tendency to once they make a decision about something, or
- 3:05Speaker 1: once they decide to go a certain path, they go
- 3:09Speaker 1: against all everything, anything, anybody says, anything anybody might do,
- 3:16Speaker 1: any other ruling they may come across. They shun advice,
- 3:23Speaker 1: They don't listen to counsel. They just I made the decision.
- 3:31Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it anyway. Don't get stuck on yourself.
- 3:37Speaker 1: You could be wrong, you know. Now, here's a sure
- 3:41Speaker 1: fire way to tell if you're wrong. If you don't
- 3:47Speaker 1: see any movement in the direction you've chosen, if you
- 3:54Speaker 1: don't see anything going right in that asion, if you
- 4:01Speaker 1: feel as though you're interrupt if the wall you're climbing
- 4:08Speaker 1: seems so insurmountable that you ain't even moving an inch,
- 4:13Speaker 1: and every time you turn around you keep getting knocked
- 4:17Speaker 1: by down, knocked back down. Don't get stuck on yourself.
- 4:19Speaker 1: You know you could be wrong, you know. See, that's
- 4:23Speaker 1: why it's important for people to always be open to
- 4:28Speaker 1: the reinvention of yourself. You know, you cannot be afraid
- 4:33Speaker 1: to reinvent yourself. In other words, you can't be afraid
- 4:38Speaker 1: to change. Change is necessary when it comes to growth.
- 4:44Speaker 1: There is no growth without change. The more you know,
- 4:49Speaker 1: the older you look, that is no growth without change.
- 4:56Speaker 1: If you're heading in a direction, it ain't nothing going
- 4:59Speaker 1: right in your life. Could it be the wrong direction.
- 5:03Speaker 1: If you're climbing and you're making no headway, could it
- 5:06Speaker 1: be the wrong direction? Could you have possibly made the
- 5:10Speaker 1: wrong choice. Don't get stuck on yourself because you didn't
- 5:13Speaker 1: made the wrong self. It's okay to forgive yourself. It's
- 5:17Speaker 1: okay to let yourself off the hook. It's even smarter
- 5:20Speaker 1: sometimes to admit that you were wrong. You ever met
- 5:23Speaker 1: somebody ain't ever wrong. Have you ever met somebody you
- 5:27Speaker 1: talk to They ain't ever wrong about nothing? Man, They
- 5:30Speaker 1: just it's their way or the highway. It's this is
- 5:34Speaker 1: my way, this is the I know people like that,
- 5:36Speaker 1: stuck on them power trips and all like that. You
- 5:39Speaker 1: know what, I had to learn how to do. I
- 5:41Speaker 1: had to learn how to let them go on them
- 5:43Speaker 1: powered trips. But listen to this. Though you're not taking
- 5:45Speaker 1: me on that trip. Though you're going on that trip
- 5:48Speaker 1: by yourself, I'm going in the right direction. I've decided
- 5:52Speaker 1: to stop the way. Okay, listen to this person. This person,
- 5:57Speaker 1: I decided to stop doing business the way I was
- 6:01Speaker 1: doing business. I decided to stop to allow business being
- 6:05Speaker 1: done around me the way business was being done around me.
- 6:09Speaker 1: You know what, you know, the best decision I made
- 6:13Speaker 1: was to allow for God to have some say so
- 6:18Speaker 1: and to offer me his direction. I have found him
- 6:22Speaker 1: to be a better driver than anyone else I know.
- 6:26Speaker 1: I have found him to know more about the man
- 6:31Speaker 1: he made than anybody else who's merely associating with me.
- 6:36Speaker 1: I have found it to be a fact that my
- 6:39Speaker 1: maker knows more about the vehicle he created than does
- 6:43Speaker 1: anybody else. If you if your Chevy break don't you
- 6:47Speaker 1: take it to Chevy. You don't take your Forward when
- 6:51Speaker 1: it break down to a Toyota dealership. They not gonna
- 6:54Speaker 1: know everything that the Forward dealership would know about the vehicle.
- 6:58Speaker 1: You know why because they're not the maker of it.
- 7:01Speaker 1: So now, why are you letting? You letting your life
- 7:04Speaker 1: being led, controlled and guided by somebody other than your maker.
- 7:11Speaker 1: I'm just asking you to let's all take a common
- 7:14Speaker 1: sense look at this. So, if going to your maker's
- 7:17Speaker 1: the best way, the best decision I made in my
- 7:20Speaker 1: business was take over my brand myself and to allow
- 7:25Speaker 1: the maker of this brand. See without God, I'm none
- 7:28Speaker 1: of this. I'm none of this. I want you to
- 7:31Speaker 1: clearly understand I ain't none of this without him. I
- 7:35Speaker 1: wish I could have the guts to reach back there
- 7:38Speaker 1: and pat myself on the back for what I've accomplished
- 7:41Speaker 1: in my life. I wish I had the guts. I
- 7:44Speaker 1: wish the nerve of me because I know for or
- 7:48Speaker 1: fact that there is no way that I could have
- 7:51Speaker 1: manufactured the life that I have. I could not even
- 7:54Speaker 1: have thought of it. It's no way I could have
- 7:57Speaker 1: told you that this was the route I was gonna take,
- 8:00Speaker 1: and this is the outcome because of it. I had
- 8:02Speaker 1: no idea, no clue. The one thing I had, though,
- 8:07Speaker 1: was an unshakable faith in God. I had an I
- 8:13Speaker 1: just kept believing in him. I kept believing that he
- 8:17Speaker 1: had something more for me. And then when I touched
- 8:20Speaker 1: base with him and asked him to show me what
- 8:22Speaker 1: it is what he had for me, Tada, the magic
- 8:26Speaker 1: show began. Because you know what he did. He took
- 8:29Speaker 1: all my natural abilities that he had given to me,
- 8:32Speaker 1: This gift that he gave me, that he poured into
- 8:35Speaker 1: me at birth, that same gift that he poured into
- 8:38Speaker 1: you at birth. The moment you go to him and
- 8:41Speaker 1: let him show you that gift, and then guess what.
- 8:45Speaker 1: Once he takes what he naturally put in you and
- 8:48Speaker 1: put his super his superpowers on top of that. Then
- 8:52Speaker 1: you have some supernatural things going on in your life
- 8:55Speaker 1: and you may not be feeling me. I'm cool with that,
- 9:01Speaker 1: but I didn't have some supernatural things happen to me.
- 9:04Speaker 1: Every day I wake up some supernatural the man, the
- 9:09Speaker 1: rewards of my life, the awards of my life, the accomplishments,
- 9:14Speaker 1: the how I'm working, the how I manage it all,
- 9:16Speaker 1: all that ain't none but God. That ain't nothing but God.
- 9:19Speaker 1: You can't even explain this schedule to people. Sometimes when
- 9:23Speaker 1: people ask me, Steve, how do you do it? I go, well,
- 9:25Speaker 1: it's what I manage my time. And then at the
- 9:27Speaker 1: end of when I get through, I say, hey, man,
- 9:29Speaker 1: you know what I need to tell y'all for real,
- 9:30Speaker 1: it's God. I don't really know, but I'm letting him
- 9:33Speaker 1: manage me. So he handling it. He ain't gonna put
- 9:36Speaker 1: no more of it than I can bear. Listen to me, y'all,
- 9:39Speaker 1: don't be afraid to reinvent yourself and remember this. Don't
- 9:42Speaker 1: get stuck on yourself because you could be wrong. You know,
- 9:48Speaker 1: you absolutely could be wrong. If you don't tie this
- 9:52Speaker 1: to your gift, you will be struggling the rest of
- 9:55Speaker 1: your life. You're listening tow one thousand and one, one
- 10:02Speaker 1: thousand and two, one thousand and three, Ali Alien Free.
- 10:05Speaker 1: This is it. Steve Harvey Morning Show is only cracking
- 10:09Speaker 1: five four three two one done. Good morning, Shirley Strawberry,
- 10:15Speaker 1: Good morning Steve Harvey, and the wonderful caller for EL.
- 10:20Speaker 1: Good morning Steve, and we are looking for the eight
- 10:24Speaker 1: hundred and ninety third Wonder of the World. Junior Boy.
- 10:29Speaker 1: Here I am, ladies and gentlemen, the biggest food ever
- 10:34Speaker 1: allowed into entertainment on a sustained basis. Nephew Tommy, Yes, suh.
- 10:43Speaker 1: Top of the morning. Nice beautiful and of course tis eye. Yeah,
- 10:50Speaker 1: the crowd is going wild. You're here and the crowd
- 10:55Speaker 1: got the crows wild. Yes, Well, everything's going Everything's going
- 11:01Speaker 1: to pop now. Man. I got on stage last night. Well,
- 11:08Speaker 1: I was actually doing Family Feud last night and on
- 11:12Speaker 1: my last break, they came up to me and just
- 11:14Speaker 1: started hitting me with news and I was going, whoa
- 11:16Speaker 1: wait a minute, hold up. Stop. First it came to me,
- 11:21Speaker 1: said the NBA season cancel. Yeah yeah, And he told
- 11:25Speaker 1: me Tom Hanks and his girl had it in Australia,
- 11:31Speaker 1: and it told me we was gonna do the old
- 11:33Speaker 1: show next week with no audience. Yes, it's real, I said,
- 11:39Speaker 1: I don't care who ain't in Now I get paid
- 11:43Speaker 1: when I say welcome to family Feud. I'm your man,
- 11:46Speaker 1: Steve Harvey. Click the check begins. I do the show
- 11:55Speaker 1: for the camera men, but just a lot of news man.
- 11:59Speaker 1: How you guys. Yeah it's different, it's good. Yeah, washing
- 12:04Speaker 1: our new normal hands a whole lot. Yeah. Yeah, you
- 12:08Speaker 1: know what, Charlotte, I'm so sick of washing my damn hands.
- 12:15Speaker 1: My hands is rang my wife. I was in there
- 12:19Speaker 1: listening to music the other night when I popped my fingers.
- 12:22Speaker 1: Go wash your hands, I was, But you popped your
- 12:26Speaker 1: off when you fit the piss me off because I said,
- 12:30Speaker 1: in that way, you might as well just saying stop
- 12:33Speaker 1: popping your nastass hands, getting that clean your fingers. I
- 12:40Speaker 1: think we've all become little Tommy's. We've all become German folds.
- 12:44Speaker 1: Just here I've been doing what. Yeah, ain't no telling
- 12:50Speaker 1: what you're doing now, thought Tommy? Good about extreme? You
- 12:56Speaker 1: know that thing they put in the toilet? That that
- 12:58Speaker 1: what that thing? T th or got it in the tub,
- 13:02Speaker 1: Now hear me taking a bath in blue water. When
- 13:09Speaker 1: I come out of there. When I'm in you got
- 13:13Speaker 1: that little blue down on your bed, all right, water
- 13:21Speaker 1: from Sydney, all your hair blue. Coming him in thirty
- 13:27Speaker 1: two minutes after the hour is Steve CLO. We need
- 13:30Speaker 1: you to answer this question. Due to the coronavirus, my
- 13:34Speaker 1: neighbors are now working from home and are having really
- 13:37Speaker 1: loud sex. Please help Steve. We'll talk about it right
- 13:41Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to show. Hi, Steve, time for
- 13:47Speaker 1: ask the CLO. The chief Love Officer. Uh, this one says,
- 13:52Speaker 1: good morning, guys. This is Sarah and I'm emailing you
- 13:55Speaker 1: this morning for a little advice. My neighbors both are
- 13:58Speaker 1: working from home now to the coronavirus, and Steve, my
- 14:02Speaker 1: neighbors have loud sex and it's turning on my boyfriend,
- 14:06Speaker 1: which is turning me off. So my boyfriend and I
- 14:09Speaker 1: moved in together two months ago and it was really
- 14:12Speaker 1: going well until now the neighbors. Due to recent events,
- 14:16Speaker 1: my neighbors are now working from home, but they have
- 14:19Speaker 1: really loud sex. Just early in the evening. We hear
- 14:24Speaker 1: all of it, from the dirty talk in the beginning
- 14:26Speaker 1: to the loud Oh God, towards the end. The problem
- 14:32Speaker 1: is that it really gets my boyfriend turned on. As
- 14:38Speaker 1: soon as he hears them going at it, he wants
- 14:40Speaker 1: us to go at it. The loud sex does the
- 14:43Speaker 1: opposite for me. It just makes me frustrated and mad.
- 14:47Speaker 1: So now we're fighting about it. What should I do?
- 14:50Speaker 1: This new couple is really ruining my relationship. It's very simple.
- 14:55Speaker 1: It's just called O late. You just have old as
- 15:01Speaker 1: O l E. Just old lad. That's all you have
- 15:05Speaker 1: to do. You simply have out louderm. Oh no, y'all
- 15:13Speaker 1: need to get up in there and be louder than them.
- 15:17Speaker 1: That's what it is. Shirley's old a put old a
- 15:20Speaker 1: stands for out louderm. You just got to be louder
- 15:24Speaker 1: than your damn neame. I've been there before. Oh I hell,
- 15:28Speaker 1: oh get it, get it all spanking now. I beat
- 15:35Speaker 1: my ass, just got it. See you know what I'm
- 15:40Speaker 1: see See. Let let me give you this, Shirley. This
- 15:45Speaker 1: is one I want you to do. This is a
- 15:46Speaker 1: re enactment. Let me show you how this work. No,
- 15:49Speaker 1: I want you to just say sweet, gentle, sexy terms
- 15:53Speaker 1: and then I'll show you how to overdo it. Go
- 15:56Speaker 1: oh god, oh lord, have massive. Oh I like that.
- 16:04Speaker 1: That's nice. Oh that's the spot. Oh right here, right here, Yeah,
- 16:14Speaker 1: that's it. Come on, that's it. That's it. That's got dog.
- 16:18Speaker 1: That's Oh god, that's it. That is it? Right there?
- 16:22Speaker 1: Don't move, don't move, don't don't move, old la baby,
- 16:26Speaker 1: old late you know what. Yeah, oh daddy, Oh you
- 16:35Speaker 1: black beast. Why are you got to be that even
- 16:40Speaker 1: just even even more for the white? If you white?
- 16:45Speaker 1: When you say that, it really it really do something.
- 16:50Speaker 1: We don't get anybody hurt? Now, can you tell people
- 16:54Speaker 1: what's going on if they just turned to tune it
- 16:56Speaker 1: in because they hearing a lot right now. What's happening
- 16:59Speaker 1: is the letter came in and this lady's got some
- 17:03Speaker 1: new neighbors because of coronavirus. The neighbors is working from home,
- 17:07Speaker 1: and while they're working at home, they decide they haven't
- 17:09Speaker 1: really loud sex, and she can't stand it, but it's
- 17:12Speaker 1: turning her boyfriend on. They've been living together for a
- 17:15Speaker 1: couple most is going really great, but the loud sex
- 17:19Speaker 1: turns her off and irritates her, and it turns him
- 17:22Speaker 1: on because he wants them to have say and it's
- 17:25Speaker 1: a turn off to her, and she don't know what
- 17:27Speaker 1: to do. So all I was trying to teach her
- 17:30Speaker 1: was to what I call old laid. Old laid simply
- 17:33Speaker 1: stands for out louder, So you got to be louder
- 17:37Speaker 1: than them. And so I was asking, surely, give you
- 17:40Speaker 1: a reenactment. All she was doing, just give me simple
- 17:43Speaker 1: little sexy stuff that people might say, and I show
- 17:46Speaker 1: you what y'all need to say louder though, So now
- 17:51Speaker 1: surely give me another one. Okay, can we change professions? Honey? Oh,
- 17:58Speaker 1: flip it flip old flipp it, slipp it scare, put
- 18:07Speaker 1: hold on hold, put your away the cab that put
- 18:10Speaker 1: your ass on the pild up wood, put to downcing
- 18:16Speaker 1: that wood that was going to wood boys. I think
- 18:26Speaker 1: she got it. I think she got emotion on Jesse
- 18:29Speaker 1: cast one more? Come on, put on to do what? Why?
- 19:03Speaker 1: That has scared me out of the room right that
- 19:04Speaker 1: st she but that way, that's why she's mad people.
- 19:09Speaker 1: And in that way they'll be going stay doing over that.
- 19:12Speaker 1: Damn they need to come down right all right? So
- 19:16Speaker 1: chief love officer on it as usual. I've had this
- 19:21Speaker 1: happen to me talking about Tommy, Can I tell y'all
- 19:28Speaker 1: two two new years ago, were performing here in Houston.
- 19:32Speaker 1: Performing in Houston, Texas, Be and Jackie stayed at a hotel.
- 19:35Speaker 1: Can I tell this highly recommend you don't tell I'll
- 19:38Speaker 1: just go here, I promise you, Okay, said two years ago.
- 19:43Speaker 1: Then you said, me and Jackie, I don't like the
- 19:46Speaker 1: way this is starting, Okay, Okay. He just hit me out.
- 19:52Speaker 1: So we're at this hotel. The show was over, the
- 19:55Speaker 1: show was over. We get on the elevated. It's this
- 19:57Speaker 1: young couple next to us. Next what to us? They
- 20:00Speaker 1: go in their room. We go in our room. This
- 20:02Speaker 1: young boy was getting it and man, I was trying
- 20:04Speaker 1: to hang with us because I'm hearing it, and he
- 20:07Speaker 1: up heaping jacket like you're gonna throw your back out
- 20:09Speaker 1: trying to food this little boy, you know. And I
- 20:14Speaker 1: pulled my leg in every damn thing, trying to In
- 20:17Speaker 1: the next morning, on the on the elevator, he like,
- 20:20Speaker 1: what's up, oldge, what's it? Man? Blank? You coming up next?
- 20:28Speaker 1: The nephew in the building would run that prank back
- 20:32Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening morning show coming up at
- 20:38Speaker 1: the top of the hour, the NBA, what are you
- 20:42Speaker 1: guys gonna do. The NBA has suspended their season due
- 20:47Speaker 1: to the coronavirus, and then acts Tom Hanks and his
- 20:50Speaker 1: wife Rita Wilson have tested positive for the coronavirus. This
- 20:56Speaker 1: is crazy, plus miss Anne, she's just ending by with
- 21:00Speaker 1: more of today's national news. Okay, it's time for the
- 21:03Speaker 1: nephew to run that brank back. What you got for
- 21:05Speaker 1: his naf You got one more call? You got one too,
- 21:12Speaker 1: One more call this piece? You up at this piece,
- 21:18Speaker 1: You got one more call. Let's go. Hello. Hello, I'm
- 21:24Speaker 1: trying to reach our brill Please. This is Lawrence from
- 21:29Speaker 1: the job. How are you doing today? Oh? Good? How
- 21:31Speaker 1: are you doing? I'm good, I'm good. Listen, we got
- 21:34Speaker 1: a situation at the job. I know it's a little
- 21:37Speaker 1: late this evening. Um, and what time do you normally
- 21:41Speaker 1: come in in the mornings. I'm coming around. Okay. So
- 21:47Speaker 1: are you Are you all right health wise? How are
- 21:49Speaker 1: you feeling? Um? I'm fine? What are you talking about?
- 21:54Speaker 1: I mean, I got a little I've got a little
- 21:56Speaker 1: under the weather. But okay, so so let me let
- 21:59Speaker 1: me let me go ahead and tell you this. My
- 22:01Speaker 1: name is Lawrence, all right, I work on a different
- 22:04Speaker 1: floor from you, but I wanted to give you a
- 22:06Speaker 1: call you it's been brought to my attention a lot
- 22:08Speaker 1: of people are a little edgy right now, you know.
- 22:12Speaker 1: But yeah, because you're you're in a cubicle that most
- 22:17Speaker 1: of the people around your cubicle are starting to be
- 22:20Speaker 1: a little worried because they're saying that, you know, you're
- 22:23Speaker 1: you're coughing a lot. And yeah, so I mean, let
- 22:28Speaker 1: me ask, right, Okay, do you think that you need
- 22:32Speaker 1: to maybe be tested tested? I don't know. You ain't
- 22:36Speaker 1: talking about this. Damn uh? What's the called coronavirus? Do
- 22:40Speaker 1: you do? You do? You do you think you need
- 22:43Speaker 1: to be tested? Do I think I think you need
- 22:46Speaker 1: excuse me, let me hold on, listen. I know the
- 22:50Speaker 1: world's in a frenzy, but everybody don't got to know
- 22:53Speaker 1: them coronavirus. Okay, I have a cold, I'm a little stuffy,
- 22:57Speaker 1: but nonetheless, like I taking there of food and taking
- 23:02Speaker 1: care of myself, I don't need to be tested for anything. Okay,
- 23:04Speaker 1: So do you do you think it's possible maybe you
- 23:07Speaker 1: need to be self quarantined? And Laurence, Laurence, honey, I
- 23:12Speaker 1: think you are stepping onto us, right now, okay, um
- 23:15Speaker 1: as that that's very inappropriate. I don't know who put
- 23:19Speaker 1: you up to this, but nonetheless, I think y'all really
- 23:22Speaker 1: stepping on this has got to be like hip or
- 23:24Speaker 1: something like what is this? Okay? Like okay, So let
- 23:29Speaker 1: me just say this to you. I've talked to everybody
- 23:32Speaker 1: on that floor that you work on, all right, I've
- 23:34Speaker 1: talked I've talked to Darlene, all right. I've talked to
- 23:38Speaker 1: what's the other girl? Her name is Loretta. I think
- 23:40Speaker 1: I've spoken with Loretta. Loretta. Look, what do you say? Okay, here,
- 23:47Speaker 1: let me let me, let me, let me, let me
- 23:49Speaker 1: say this. You got one more call and they and
- 23:52Speaker 1: they're gonna put you out of the building. Excuse me?
- 23:56Speaker 1: Do you got listen? Okay, Lauren, that's the name right,
- 24:00Speaker 1: My name is Lawrence. I'm on the eighth floor. Yes, okay,
- 24:04Speaker 1: you're on the eighth for us, So you're not even
- 24:05Speaker 1: an hr to even be coming at me like this.
- 24:08Speaker 1: But but but but you know what, we tried, doctors.
- 24:12Speaker 1: I don't know where y'all get off coming at me
- 24:14Speaker 1: like that. Okay. I do not get paid enough for
- 24:16Speaker 1: nobody to be testing me by my personal business Okay,
- 24:19Speaker 1: y'all really to y'all me tested. I went this job.
- 24:21Speaker 1: Y'all got me all the way stop. Okay, okay, look,
- 24:24Speaker 1: let me let me go and say this here. You
- 24:26Speaker 1: act like this your personal business, it's our business. When
- 24:29Speaker 1: you start coughing all over the building and were going
- 24:31Speaker 1: in the country going through what is going through right now,
- 24:33Speaker 1: what the world is going through. So you gotta understand
- 24:36Speaker 1: that we're just going through. I don't give a damn
- 24:38Speaker 1: what the world is augh through. I'm going through my own. Okay,
- 24:41Speaker 1: all right. I got two kids. I work very hard.
- 24:44Speaker 1: I'm a single mother and I'm up here doing it.
- 24:46Speaker 1: That's our kid. I got a call and I still
- 24:48Speaker 1: bring my e to work every day and I be
- 24:51Speaker 1: on time. For anybody to be coming at me like that,
- 24:53Speaker 1: that is disrespectful. Okay. I play in ten years at
- 24:56Speaker 1: this job and I don't give a damn. Y'all got
- 24:59Speaker 1: me bested up. Now, I need to speak to your
- 25:01Speaker 1: higher red. Who is your ball? Listen, I'm gonna say,
- 25:04Speaker 1: I'm gonna say it one more time. You got one
- 25:07Speaker 1: more cough and your that's it. Ain't nobody to get time.
- 25:12Speaker 1: It's hard to me like that and I'm gonna trust
- 25:13Speaker 1: through this mother phone and chalk your out. I don't
- 25:18Speaker 1: care who are you talking to. I don't know who
- 25:20Speaker 1: do you think you're talking to? But you got me
- 25:22Speaker 1: all the way messed up. Okay, listen here, Okay, I
- 25:25Speaker 1: don't give a damn corona. Brighters. You need to bring
- 25:27Speaker 1: me a corona because you're stressing me out right now. Okay,
- 25:31Speaker 1: I work too hard for this shop. Okay, I'll be
- 25:33Speaker 1: on time for work. I don't not call us and
- 25:36Speaker 1: other people be you know doing, take it as long
- 25:39Speaker 1: as smoke breakless, and I'll do what I do. Listen.
- 25:45Speaker 1: Huh see that is right there? That's it right there?
- 25:50Speaker 1: Did you did you just call forget? Did you just call? Listen? Brill?
- 25:57Speaker 1: Did you just because? Did you just off? Yes? I
- 26:01Speaker 1: just called. I got a call. I got no damker
- 26:04Speaker 1: round up by you know where. I ain't about to
- 26:06Speaker 1: ask you what you Wo's your boss? Who's your boy?
- 26:08Speaker 1: Who's up my boss? Tommy? Is my higher up? Tommy? Yeah,
- 26:15Speaker 1: Tommy is Tommy is the person that's old me? What
- 26:18Speaker 1: what's Tommy? I don't know? No Tommy, do you know
- 26:22Speaker 1: nephew Tommy? From the Steve Harvey Morning show. Hi, Darleed
- 26:26Speaker 1: and Loretta got me to prank phone call you. Listen, listen, listen, listen. Brille, Darlin,
- 26:47Speaker 1: darl and Loretta got me to prank phone call you.
- 26:50Speaker 1: Your girls is in the cubuckles with you. Got me
- 26:54Speaker 1: to prank phone cut. Oh I'm gonna kill them. Oh god,
- 27:00Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm starting. They told me they say
- 27:02Speaker 1: mess with her about her cold. I was like, all right,
- 27:05Speaker 1: come on, get me to wait. So you guys got
- 27:07Speaker 1: this on your show is like nothing? Oh my god.
- 27:14Speaker 1: Why would yall play when I'm over here fighting this cold,
- 27:23Speaker 1: trying to say by the struggling seal Bob. I'm like,
- 27:26Speaker 1: oh my god, I don't believe y'all got me like
- 27:29Speaker 1: this on the radio. I got you, baby girl. Tell
- 27:32Speaker 1: me this. Twenty twenty. What's the baddest and I mean
- 27:35Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the land. What is it?
- 27:38Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show? Now go take you some night
- 27:43Speaker 1: quire or some music next something. Hi, Oh my god,
- 27:47Speaker 1: thank you so much. Come on, really come on. Let
- 27:54Speaker 1: me Franks right there. So she was gonna jump through
- 28:02Speaker 1: this blankety blank phone and choke your blank That was
- 28:05Speaker 1: my favorite line. Whatever I was with morns. You need
- 28:09Speaker 1: to say how exactly exactly not now. I loved serious
- 28:18Speaker 1: about us. It was really good. Montgomery, Montgomery, Alabama is
- 28:24Speaker 1: still going down. Baby is Saturday night. It is happening.
- 28:26Speaker 1: Make no mistake about it. The Nephew is coming to
- 28:29Speaker 1: town at the Montgomery Performing Arts Center. Think its own sale.
- 28:32Speaker 1: We just about sold out. Hear me when I said
- 28:34Speaker 1: it's going to happen. I don't care what nobody else say.
- 28:38Speaker 1: I'm getting on that plane. We're doing this show. It's
- 28:40Speaker 1: going down Saturday night. You all right, nephew, Thank you,
- 28:44Speaker 1: Thank you very much. Coming up at the top of
- 28:47Speaker 1: the hour, some entertainment and national news for you. Right
- 28:50Speaker 1: after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well after,
- 28:56Speaker 1: Tom Hanks and his wife, actress Rita Wilson have tested
- 29:00Speaker 1: positive for the corona virus. Tom and his wife are
- 29:04Speaker 1: in Australia filming the Elvis Presley movie. They both thought
- 29:08Speaker 1: they just had a cold, but they were feeling extra
- 29:11Speaker 1: tired and had some body aches. They got tested and
- 29:14Speaker 1: results came back positive for the coronavirus. Tom Hanks and
- 29:18Speaker 1: Rita Wilson will follow protocol. As we all know, the
- 29:22Speaker 1: World Health organization has declared COVID nineteen, the coronavirus, to
- 29:26Speaker 1: be a pandemic, and uh this is this was breaking
- 29:30Speaker 1: news today. I mean, you know, it really just got
- 29:34Speaker 1: real because who doesn't know Tom Hanks, I mean King Hollywood,
- 29:38Speaker 1: come on, yeah, wow, everybody can get it now, well
- 29:43Speaker 1: someone we everybody could get it before. Yeah, yeah, because
- 29:50Speaker 1: the celebrity. Yeah, yeah, that's true. That's true. Julie got
- 29:54Speaker 1: a good point when people would point, yeah, you know
- 29:58Speaker 1: what I mean because they got money. Precautionary measures, which
- 30:03Speaker 1: I don't know what you can do any more than
- 30:05Speaker 1: what anybody else is doing. And that's what people think
- 30:07Speaker 1: about precautionary measures. But I mean, we people that are
- 30:12Speaker 1: rich and famous, can't do any more about it than you.
- 30:15Speaker 1: And if you can, it's just a wake up call
- 30:18Speaker 1: that we gotta be careful. But guess what, there's so
- 30:22Speaker 1: many ways you can catch it if you wash your
- 30:25Speaker 1: hands every day, But somebody just crosses your paths and
- 30:30Speaker 1: leaves the virus in the air and you walk into it.
- 30:34Speaker 1: You know, there's a company called the doctor told me
- 30:39Speaker 1: it's Quasar a Quantum. I can't think of the name,
- 30:41Speaker 1: but it starts with a queue and they're a huge company.
- 30:44Speaker 1: They called a bunch of doctors and released a bunch
- 30:46Speaker 1: of tests. There are a lot of tests. And the
- 30:50Speaker 1: doctor told me he his office got seventy five of
- 30:53Speaker 1: them in and he's already done twenty. It's a little shocking.
- 31:01Speaker 1: Just want to let you know. To put on the tests,
- 31:04Speaker 1: they got this swab device, not a Q tip, but
- 31:07Speaker 1: it's kind of like a I don't don't know how
- 31:09Speaker 1: to describe it or but it's about six inches long
- 31:14Speaker 1: where they're going with it though, and they put it
- 31:16Speaker 1: up your nostril, and they put the whole damn thing
- 31:19Speaker 1: up in there too, a touch you damn back of
- 31:21Speaker 1: your head. I don't know what to do, but I
- 31:25Speaker 1: don't know, but to be up in there. You can
- 31:26Speaker 1: feel it on the eye for you to blink. Man,
- 31:35Speaker 1: I didn't turn my eye. Yeah, you blink and see
- 31:38Speaker 1: a little light. But they do it real quick because
- 31:40Speaker 1: they know if they do it slow, y'all. But I
- 31:43Speaker 1: grabbed his hand anyway, because you know, I just I
- 31:47Speaker 1: just you know. It doesn't hurt anything. But it's a
- 31:50Speaker 1: little shocking because that you're going in all up in
- 31:52Speaker 1: the nasal pass and then they put it right out
- 31:54Speaker 1: and they put it in a tube that has a
- 31:56Speaker 1: liquid in it. I thought the liquor was pink or
- 31:59Speaker 1: something they put it into. Then they seal it up
- 32:01Speaker 1: and it takes two days to get your results back. Man,
- 32:05Speaker 1: I'm so damn scared. I'm wiping myself with clothe rock wipe.
- 32:08Speaker 1: I ain't. I ain't. But that's that's a little bit
- 32:11Speaker 1: too hard when you wiping yourself. Ye, just it's better
- 32:15Speaker 1: if you just wipe yourself cause you wiping. Yes, I
- 32:20Speaker 1: don't even did you say, Tommy, did you say you
- 32:25Speaker 1: wiping yourself with cloth? I did? I did. I'm bleached
- 32:30Speaker 1: all tween there. I'm bleaked. What I gotta go tell
- 32:37Speaker 1: you what? You lass gonna be on fire by morning.
- 32:40Speaker 1: I'll tell you that when you kiss my half for
- 32:46Speaker 1: wife right around lunch to day. Let me know how
- 32:51Speaker 1: you feel listening time not for today's headliness and gentlemen,
- 32:59Speaker 1: miss A and trip, thank you very much everybody. Yeah.
- 33:02Speaker 1: The WHL or the World Health Organization, has finally declared
- 33:05Speaker 1: the coronavirus a pandemic as a number of affected countries
- 33:09Speaker 1: grows the spread of the virus to more than one
- 33:11Speaker 1: hundred countries now qualifies it as global, confirming what many
- 33:15Speaker 1: epidemialogists have been saying for weeks and a lot of
- 33:18Speaker 1: regular folks. The folks at the World Health say there
- 33:20Speaker 1: is evidence on six continents of the sustained transmission of
- 33:23Speaker 1: the virus, which has left some four thousand, three hundred
- 33:26Speaker 1: people dead at least one hundred twenty thousand others infected,
- 33:30Speaker 1: including Britain's own Health Commissioner Nadine Dorry. She's got it.
- 33:34Speaker 1: After days of playing all down the threat, President Trump
- 33:37Speaker 1: is suspending all travel between the US and Europe for
- 33:40Speaker 1: thirty days, starting midnight Friday. At midnight tomorrow, Trump says
- 33:43Speaker 1: the restrictions will not apply to the United Kingdom. He
- 33:46Speaker 1: says there will be exemptions for Americans who've undergone the
- 33:48Speaker 1: appropriate screenings as well. Meanwhile, in China, the COVID nineteenth
- 33:52Speaker 1: outbreak began in December. Of course, there still the largest
- 33:56Speaker 1: overall number of cases out of China. However, the number
- 33:58Speaker 1: of new infections, very important, have been falling, while the
- 34:02Speaker 1: number of new cases in the US, for instance, have
- 34:04Speaker 1: been surging. Elsewhere in the Americas, Honduras, Jamaica, Panama all
- 34:09Speaker 1: reporting Corona infections. Also reports of cases in Cyprus, Mongolia.
- 34:13Speaker 1: Italy remains the hardest hit nation outside of China, more
- 34:17Speaker 1: than ten thousand cases there. France, Germany and Spain all
- 34:21Speaker 1: dealing with significant outbreaks. Denmark and the Netherlands also have cases. However,
- 34:25Speaker 1: Iran recorded the most cases for last week, five hundred
- 34:28Speaker 1: ninety five. In comparison, there were only twenty four new
- 34:32Speaker 1: infections in China. Israel has now imposed a mandatory fourteen
- 34:36Speaker 1: day isolation of anyone entering the Jewish State, therefore abruptly
- 34:40Speaker 1: cutting off that country's lucrative tourist trade. Meanwhile, Chancellor Angela
- 34:44Speaker 1: Merkel is saying that the coronavirus is likely to infect
- 34:47Speaker 1: about two thirds of the German population. And as you
- 34:50Speaker 1: just heard and talking, yes, actress Tom Hanks and his
- 34:53Speaker 1: wife Rita Wilson, they've tested positive for COVID nineteen. They
- 34:56Speaker 1: are over in Australia filming and now the NBA has
- 34:59Speaker 1: suspended as reason due to the newly designated coronavirus pandemic.
- 35:02Speaker 1: After a player tested on the Jazz have tested positive.
- 35:07Speaker 1: The NBA announced that it will be halting games indefinitely.
- 35:10Speaker 1: The nc double as they're going to play games, but
- 35:12Speaker 1: they won't be any fans in the stands on Capitol Hill. Yesterday,
- 35:15Speaker 1: health officials and deathstivide about what possible vaccine, with the
- 35:19Speaker 1: CDC's doctor Anthony Fauci delivering the not so great news.
- 35:23Speaker 1: We go into phase one. It'll take about three months
- 35:26Speaker 1: to determine if it's safe. That'll bring us three or
- 35:29Speaker 1: four months down the pike, and then you go into
- 35:31Speaker 1: an important phase called phase two to determine if it works. Now,
- 35:37Speaker 1: Bernie Sanders, by the way, says he's not dropping out
- 35:39Speaker 1: of the race. National Alfred Hitchcock Day. That's what today is,
- 35:43Speaker 1: Alfred Hitchcock Day. The the Now back to the Steve
- 35:46Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to show. Well, Steve, no
- 35:52Speaker 1: one was expecting this. The NBA has suspended their season. Yesterday,
- 35:57Speaker 1: Utah Jazz basketball player Rudy over tested positive for the coronavirus.
- 36:02Speaker 1: The NBA will use the hiatus to determine next steps
- 36:06Speaker 1: moving forward. Wow, that was a shocker right there. Huh yeah, yeah,
- 36:11Speaker 1: yeah yeah. But but the Charlotte Hornets is glad to
- 36:14Speaker 1: see you say that, j One, But seven games like this,
- 36:25Speaker 1: ye won't he do it? Man? So So, Jimmy, what
- 36:29Speaker 1: are you gonna do. You're such a basketball I don't
- 36:31Speaker 1: know what we're gonna watch now. We ain't got nothing.
- 36:33Speaker 1: Now we got what baseball? Something? Stell? What is he
- 36:45Speaker 1: gonna hollow about? Yes, he needs to call us with
- 36:49Speaker 1: the season? Yes, sels at least get an MVP. Shouldn't
- 36:54Speaker 1: we get an MVP up to now? At least? I
- 36:56Speaker 1: don't Lebron. It was between Lebrone between But you know what,
- 37:02Speaker 1: let me ask you guys this. So now the ball
- 37:05Speaker 1: player for Utah, Rudy what's his name, Junior Gobert. Yeah,
- 37:09Speaker 1: Rudy Gobert, Yeah, Gobert. Okay. So he was doing a
- 37:13Speaker 1: press conference before and rubbing the microphones and the hands
- 37:18Speaker 1: all over press conference, kind of joking around, and then
- 37:23Speaker 1: he caught the coronavirus and he tested positive for it.
- 37:27Speaker 1: Did you get it? Yeah? I saw it. I saw
- 37:29Speaker 1: the interview. Did so you saw him doing all that? Yeah?
- 37:33Speaker 1: I saw him doing all of that. Yeah, okay. And
- 37:36Speaker 1: then he started calling talking about jo Yeah. Well, you
- 37:41Speaker 1: know also March madness for the NC double a. Uh,
- 37:45Speaker 1: fans will be banned from those games? Wow? But you
- 37:49Speaker 1: know what, folks can can we say something to people
- 37:52Speaker 1: so they don't get into a panic. Panic. Oh, this
- 37:57Speaker 1: is serious, but because you get it, it becomes more
- 38:01Speaker 1: serious if you have a pre underlying condition, any type
- 38:05Speaker 1: of respiratory disease, cancer, you know, if you have age
- 38:11Speaker 1: talk about Yeah, anything that does that, it really can
- 38:16Speaker 1: be chaotic for you. If you don't, you still have
- 38:21Speaker 1: to get you have to take precautions and be smart
- 38:24Speaker 1: that I think, get immediate medical attention. If you feeling sick,
- 38:31Speaker 1: this ain't nothing to play with. Man. If you're feeling sick,
- 38:35Speaker 1: get professional medical treatment. This ain't the time for another
- 38:39Speaker 1: homemade ass remedy. I'm gonna drink a hot tidea to
- 38:43Speaker 1: night and see how I feel. Get yourself some help.
- 38:47Speaker 1: It's not a death sentence for you. Just get some
- 38:50Speaker 1: medical help. You be okay. You'll be okay. Thank you
- 38:53Speaker 1: for that. Coming up at thirty four minutes after the hour,
- 38:56Speaker 1: we will talk about President Trump's speech last night and
- 39:01Speaker 1: his attitude is a little different now toward the coronavirus.
- 39:04Speaker 1: We'll talk about it right after this. You're listening well.
- 39:10Speaker 1: President Trump addressed the nation last night about the continuing
- 39:13Speaker 1: threat of the coronavirus in this speech. Yeah, I didn't
- 39:18Speaker 1: get a chance to see it in his speech. But
- 39:21Speaker 1: finally he's getting serious about it that that's also a
- 39:24Speaker 1: lesson here too. He announced a thirty day travel band
- 39:28Speaker 1: between the US and Europe that will begin Friday at midnight.
- 39:33Speaker 1: The United Kingdom will not be included in the travel band.
- 39:37Speaker 1: In the speech, President Trump came off decidedly different, like
- 39:40Speaker 1: I said, than he has been in previous remarks about
- 39:43Speaker 1: the threat of the coronavirus. He previously compared it to
- 39:46Speaker 1: the common clue. Yeah, and it's called somebody wrote the
- 39:52Speaker 1: damn speech man. This dude, he doesn't understand and take
- 39:58Speaker 1: it seriously. You know, somebody's told him, you've got to
- 40:03Speaker 1: get a better grip on this because it's gonna look
- 40:05Speaker 1: like his poor leadership. This is for the election. He
- 40:08Speaker 1: doesn't care. He does. He's not the god wants to
- 40:13Speaker 1: be president. You don't care about the people. You don't
- 40:15Speaker 1: want to lead them, you don't want to govern. His
- 40:18Speaker 1: ideal is to never lead and govern people. It's what
- 40:22Speaker 1: surely said. It was for the power. He didn't even
- 40:26Speaker 1: really think he could win. He got. He got in
- 40:34Speaker 1: it for other reasons to build his brand, to put
- 40:37Speaker 1: it out there. He didn't think he could win he won,
- 40:41Speaker 1: and now he's had never governed anybody before, never had
- 40:46Speaker 1: a philanthropic effort that ever really did anything for people.
- 40:54Speaker 1: They've now found out that a lot of his philanthropic
- 40:56Speaker 1: efforts or fake and and he's never helped people. So
- 41:02Speaker 1: what else, how he doesn't even know how he's never served.
- 41:09Speaker 1: Let me help you understand something. The moment that Donald
- 41:13Speaker 1: Trump is not the president, all those indictments are coming,
- 41:20Speaker 1: all of those subpoenas for records where you use hid
- 41:27Speaker 1: behind the office of the presidency, all of that goes
- 41:30Speaker 1: out the window because if you don't come to court
- 41:33Speaker 1: on subpoenas from federal court and state courts, they issue
- 41:37Speaker 1: a bench warn in your asses coming to jail. So
- 41:40Speaker 1: as Donald Trump has to be president, not so he
- 41:46Speaker 1: can govern again, but so he can stay free again.
- 41:50Speaker 1: This man, listen to me, he's done way too much. Man.
- 41:56Speaker 1: How in the world is your personal lawyer, your buddy Manner,
- 42:00Speaker 1: your best friend Roger Stone? And ain't no telling who
- 42:04Speaker 1: else end up in prison? These are your associates, everybody
- 42:09Speaker 1: in your circle. This is your lawyer, your best friend,
- 42:12Speaker 1: and your boy there in prison. The only reason he's
- 42:17Speaker 1: not in prisoners because he is the president, and he
- 42:21Speaker 1: is exempt from an indictment of a sitting president the
- 42:27Speaker 1: moment he's not president. Let me tell you something. New
- 42:30Speaker 1: York is waiting, the federal government is waiting. All those
- 42:34Speaker 1: subpoenas are coming. He has to get in office because
- 42:38Speaker 1: he's got to buy time and strike some deals. That's
- 42:42Speaker 1: what a reason to go vote? What a reason to
- 42:45Speaker 1: go vote? Right, if you ever needed a reason, there is. Yeah.
- 42:50Speaker 1: Now you don't think that he's thinking this all the way.
- 42:53Speaker 1: He's got to. This guy has not turned in taxes,
- 42:58Speaker 1: no subpoenas, stop people. Well, he's obstructed justice. He's done everything,
- 43:03Speaker 1: man and behind the present through. He gonna have to
- 43:11Speaker 1: he gonna have to work. You can't tweet Harvey Weinst.
- 43:14Speaker 1: He gonna have a walker as soon as he quit
- 43:16Speaker 1: being brother. Walker come out of a thing. Yeahstein. Did
- 43:22Speaker 1: you see Harvey Weinstein after he got convicted, he walked
- 43:26Speaker 1: right out Walker, nothing exactly laid on the walker was
- 43:35Speaker 1: Damn it didn't work. Dam He was only gonna get
- 43:38Speaker 1: five that's what he wanted. But he got twenty three years.
- 43:41Speaker 1: Harvey Weinstein, he got twenty three years. Yeah, twenty three years.
- 43:45Speaker 1: Yet all right, twenty Coming up next is nephew Tommy
- 43:49Speaker 1: with today's prank phone call. Right after this you're listening
- 43:55Speaker 1: show coming up at the top of the hour, right
- 43:58Speaker 1: about four minutes after, it's Strawberry letter for today. Oh boy,
- 44:02Speaker 1: oh boy, oh boy. Where do you hear this one? You?
- 44:06Speaker 1: Me and she? What are we going to do about this? Baby?
- 44:11Speaker 1: All right? That is the subject exactly into me right now,
- 44:24Speaker 1: Nephew in the building with today's prank phone call. Hell lord,
- 44:28Speaker 1: come on now, all right, this one right here, it's
- 44:31Speaker 1: twenty twenty. This is exotic delivery. Exotic delivery animal. What
- 44:39Speaker 1: you think now? What you're thinking? And I'm thinking an
- 44:43Speaker 1: animal like a cougar or jago. Well, let's let's let's
- 44:50Speaker 1: let's see what we got. Come on, cat dog. Hello, Hello,
- 44:54Speaker 1: I am trying to reach our Adrian. Adrian. Yeah, this
- 44:59Speaker 1: is this is he. How can I help you? How
- 45:01Speaker 1: you doing? My name is? My name is was Shot.
- 45:03Speaker 1: I'm with GPT and we have a delivery for you.
- 45:07Speaker 1: I'm gonna be arriving probably in the next I guess
- 45:11Speaker 1: about the next ninety minutes. Are you Are you actually
- 45:13Speaker 1: at the house, sir, um No, I'm not at home
- 45:16Speaker 1: right now, but I mean, you can just go ahead
- 45:18Speaker 1: and leave whatever it is my my wife and you
- 45:21Speaker 1: know kids can probably get it when I'm home from school,
- 45:23Speaker 1: you know. So let me make sure I got the
- 45:25Speaker 1: address right. Are you thirty eight North River Drive? Yeah? Okay,
- 45:30Speaker 1: So is anyone there right now at all? Uh? No,
- 45:33Speaker 1: nobody is home right now. I don't understand why he
- 45:37Speaker 1: can't just just leave the package there for again, Well,
- 45:39Speaker 1: this has to be this has to be signed, and
- 45:42Speaker 1: I have you on here as the handler for this delivery,
- 45:46Speaker 1: so I definitely got to get quite a few signatures
- 45:48Speaker 1: from you. I got about five or six pieces of
- 45:51Speaker 1: paper sheets that you need to sign off on. Are
- 45:54Speaker 1: you you what time did your wife get there? Sir?
- 45:56Speaker 1: She'll be there, lady. What do you what do you?
- 45:58Speaker 1: What do you mean? I'm a handler? Were handling? What?
- 46:01Speaker 1: What are you? What are you delivering? This is GPT, sir,
- 46:04Speaker 1: this is Global Pet Transport. We have two peacocks, we
- 46:08Speaker 1: have a seal, and we have a baby kangaroo that
- 46:12Speaker 1: we're dropping off today. Okay, there's got to be some
- 46:15Speaker 1: kind of mistake, right We have a dog, that's it.
- 46:17Speaker 1: We don't we don't. We're not an animal sanctuary. Here.
- 46:20Speaker 1: I don't I don't understand what what you're talking about.
- 46:23Speaker 1: We didn't a kangaroo, A feel I mean, you're you're
- 46:27Speaker 1: you're you're Adrian. It's correct. Yeah, that's my name, man,
- 46:30Speaker 1: But okay, and you're thirty eight North River Drive. Listen, listen, Yes,
- 46:35Speaker 1: that is accurate. But again, I'm not a handler. I'm
- 46:38Speaker 1: not handling things. Okay, okay, sir, let me let me
- 46:42Speaker 1: if there is some confusion. Your name is here, your
- 46:45Speaker 1: address is here. So I don't see where I have
- 46:49Speaker 1: a problem everything I'm asking you. You're saying it's correct,
- 46:51Speaker 1: except now you're saying you don't want your delivery. It's
- 46:56Speaker 1: not my delivery, man. If that's what I'm trying to
- 46:58Speaker 1: tell you, this is not I didn't order a kangaroo.
- 47:01Speaker 1: I didn't order these things. Okay, A kangaroo, a seal,
- 47:04Speaker 1: and two peacocks don't make sense, man, two peacocks? Whose
- 47:08Speaker 1: order is this? This is not my order? Man? You
- 47:10Speaker 1: got my name? Okay, So here, okay, So here's here's
- 47:13Speaker 1: what we need to do. Will your wife be here?
- 47:15Speaker 1: Would be at the house within the next ninety minutes.
- 47:18Speaker 1: She she she might be, But you know, what are
- 47:21Speaker 1: you saying, what I'm gonna do is leave them here,
- 47:24Speaker 1: leave them at you at your place, and you can
- 47:27Speaker 1: call the company that shipped them, and you can figure
- 47:29Speaker 1: out what went wrong or whatnot. But it is my hell.
- 47:32Speaker 1: Leave these animals there? What? What? What is your what's
- 47:34Speaker 1: your name? Brothers? What's your name? Brothers? My name is Rashot, Rashan.
- 47:38Speaker 1: Let me tell you something right now. Okay, you're not
- 47:40Speaker 1: about to leave no mother animals at my house. Okay,
- 47:42Speaker 1: you're not leaving no peacocks. You're not leaving no in kangaroos.
- 47:45Speaker 1: You're not leaving no conceals. Okay, we're not having it
- 47:48Speaker 1: in petan zoo at my house. When I get to
- 47:50Speaker 1: my house, was shot? Ain't no animals gonna be there? Okay, okay,
- 47:55Speaker 1: you know what? Who wanna sick it? Okay, let's let
- 47:56Speaker 1: me get my wife on the phone here right, let
- 47:58Speaker 1: me let me call my wife. Hang on, Hey, I'm sir.
- 48:00Speaker 1: I don't listen, sir. I don't have time for you
- 48:02Speaker 1: to reach out to your wife, for you to try
- 48:04Speaker 1: to figure out what you're gonna do about your kangaroo,
- 48:07Speaker 1: your peacocks, your seal. I don't I gotta make this drop.
- 48:11Speaker 1: I gotta keep moving. I have other animals on the truck.
- 48:13Speaker 1: I don't give up about your other animals. Okay, I'm
- 48:16Speaker 1: gonna home my wife. I'm if she bade you ordered
- 48:18Speaker 1: to damn tangle would see it, okay, because I know
- 48:20Speaker 1: I didn't order. All right, We're gonna figure this out, okay,
- 48:23Speaker 1: and she's not gonna, sir, listen to me. Listen to me, sir.
- 48:28Speaker 1: You can figure this out when you get home. Right now,
- 48:31Speaker 1: I'm now about an hour out. I'm gonna drop. The
- 48:34Speaker 1: animals can do something, sir. If if it's not yours,
- 48:39Speaker 1: somebody will come back tomorrow and pick them up. You
- 48:43Speaker 1: mean somebody gonna come back and pick them up tomorrow.
- 48:45Speaker 1: I'm not gonna have the feeling my house overnight you
- 48:47Speaker 1: think I am. I ain't Mary Poppers, man, I ain't
- 48:50Speaker 1: out here doing nothing but these fucking animals. Like do
- 48:52Speaker 1: you get crazy? Shot? Please? It's a contnimal at my
- 48:56Speaker 1: house when I arrived. So help me, God, so so
- 48:58Speaker 1: so help you. Goud what you go? How the animal's
- 49:01Speaker 1: gonna be there when you get there? Man, you're not
- 49:03Speaker 1: feeling You're slowing up my whole delivery route today Okay,
- 49:07Speaker 1: I ain't got time for this. I ain't got time
- 49:09Speaker 1: with this, man. But why you order? Why you order
- 49:13Speaker 1: of Kangaroo if you don't want it? Now? If I
- 49:15Speaker 1: didn't order them to Kangaroo, that's why I don't want
- 49:18Speaker 1: them to king Lu, because I didn't order them from Kangaroo.
- 49:21Speaker 1: Be killing me? What's out worder? What's want? Okay? This
- 49:24Speaker 1: is the worst customer services of the world. I don't
- 49:26Speaker 1: even a customer of yours. You're trying to tell me
- 49:29Speaker 1: that I gotta kangaroo. A peacocks is peacocks. You have
- 49:33Speaker 1: two peacocks. You have two peacocks. Sir, This doesn't even
- 49:37Speaker 1: make any I'm gonna do with those animals animals. I
- 49:40Speaker 1: don't know what you're gonna do with it, but you're
- 49:42Speaker 1: gonna sign. You're gonna sign this paperwork through That's what
- 49:45Speaker 1: you're gonna do. If you think I'm signing that paperwork
- 49:50Speaker 1: animal man, I don't want to whoop your ass at
- 49:54Speaker 1: your house in front of your wife and kids behind
- 49:56Speaker 1: some damn animals. I don't, But you're gonna sign my
- 49:59Speaker 1: paperwork you want. I wish you would try to put
- 50:02Speaker 1: my from I must to show my kids what it
- 50:04Speaker 1: looks like to show up. It's foks real reckless. Can
- 50:08Speaker 1: you show it up here with a damn caravan an
- 50:10Speaker 1: animal like? I mean, it's just ridiculous. Okay, huh no,
- 50:14Speaker 1: got my face, man, this is ridiculous. It's it's only
- 50:17Speaker 1: one thing I really, just only one last thing I
- 50:20Speaker 1: need to tell you, to be honest with you. What
- 50:22Speaker 1: is that? The only thing I can tell you now, Adrian,
- 50:24Speaker 1: is that I have nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
- 50:27Speaker 1: Morty Show. Your white bridget got me in the prank
- 50:30Speaker 1: phone call you. Oh man, you gotta be kidding me.
- 50:35Speaker 1: Oh man? Who wow? You don't want the delivery man?
- 50:42Speaker 1: You don't want I don't want the kangaroo man. What
- 50:47Speaker 1: are those animals together? Man, you gotta be high up
- 50:49Speaker 1: your mind. Order those damn animals together? All right? Baby?
- 50:53Speaker 1: Give it? Tell me twenty and twenty what's the baddest
- 50:54Speaker 1: and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.
- 50:57Speaker 1: Let me hear, Adrian, this is Steve. Would have been
- 51:04Speaker 1: nice to get a kangaroo, though, wouldn't it nice? Little
- 51:07Speaker 1: ole baby kangaroo? You know it's an exotic deliverate call,
- 51:13Speaker 1: is not? Now we can't handle it. But what was
- 51:17Speaker 1: the seal? Fun? Just some people like seal. We got
- 51:26Speaker 1: two peacocks, we got a seal, and we got a
- 51:30Speaker 1: baby kangaroo. All right, now you ain't ain't nobody here.
- 51:33Speaker 1: I'm gonna leave it in the front yard. Now you
- 51:34Speaker 1: got to come on say hey, hey, it is what
- 51:37Speaker 1: it is. Let's get it. What sound does a kangaroo make? Though,
- 51:40Speaker 1: I gotta look that up. I don't know. I just
- 51:42Speaker 1: don't make that sound. I gotta add that to my
- 51:44Speaker 1: animal sound arsenal kangaroos. Yeah, please, I love it. Then
- 51:55Speaker 1: you have it. This weekend, I am in Montgomery, Alabama,
- 51:58Speaker 1: on Out of the Night at the Montgomery Performing Arts Center,
- 52:02Speaker 1: and then laying in the cut. We're talking about April Fools,
- 52:05Speaker 1: which is Wednesday, April Fools. I will be in all
- 52:09Speaker 1: into the improv Dallas Fort Worth, Texas. Y'all get ready
- 52:12Speaker 1: one night only thickers almost go. I love that. I
- 52:15Speaker 1: just love that. I love it. They love when they
- 52:17Speaker 1: know the food coming down Lord him very And then
- 52:20Speaker 1: April third and fourth, I am in Dayton, Ohio. That's right,
- 52:24Speaker 1: they know how YO never been there to performance stand
- 52:26Speaker 1: up And I am on my way to the Funny Bone.
- 52:28Speaker 1: Tickets on sale right now. Y'all come see the nephew.
- 52:31Speaker 1: Y'all ain't never seeing stupid like this, this different kind
- 52:33Speaker 1: of stupid. Come get a live bit of this right
- 52:35Speaker 1: here you go, enjoy yo. Yeah, gotta tell us this
- 52:39Speaker 1: is exotic funny. That's what this is. Kangaroo funny, kangaroo funniest.
- 52:46Speaker 1: Feel No, it's funny. It's that all right, Thank you, nephew.
- 52:55Speaker 1: Coming up next, it's the Strawberry Letter you do not
- 52:58Speaker 1: want to missen. Subject you, me and she? What are
- 53:01Speaker 1: we gonna do about this, babe food? We're gonna do
- 53:05Speaker 1: it right after this. You're listening to this morning show.
- 53:10Speaker 1: Time now for today's Strawberry Letter, and listen. If you
- 53:12Speaker 1: need advice and relationships, work, sex, parenting, dating, and more,
- 53:17Speaker 1: Please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HARVEYFM dot com
- 53:21Speaker 1: and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your
- 53:24Speaker 1: letter live on the air, just like we're gonna read
- 53:27Speaker 1: this one right here, right now. And this is one
- 53:29Speaker 1: you do not want to miss. Who let's go then
- 53:32Speaker 1: buckle up, hold on tight here it is every letter.
- 53:36Speaker 1: Thank you, nephew, Subject you, me and she? What are
- 53:41Speaker 1: we gonna do about this baby. Dear Stephen Shirley, I
- 53:47Speaker 1: am a thirty five year old lovely woman and my
- 53:50Speaker 1: husband and I are having a dilemma. Four years ago,
- 53:54Speaker 1: my husband of ten years cheated on me with a
- 53:56Speaker 1: woman he used to work with, and he got her pregnant.
- 54:00Speaker 1: He told me about the affair and I was livid,
- 54:03Speaker 1: but after the baby was born, I was able to
- 54:06Speaker 1: forgive him and move on. A year or so later,
- 54:10Speaker 1: I had an affair with a guy that I met
- 54:12Speaker 1: at the gym. He was good and bad, and I
- 54:15Speaker 1: quickly got hooked. I was so far gone that I
- 54:19Speaker 1: got sloppy with my affair and my husband found out.
- 54:22Speaker 1: I admitted that I was having an affair, and my
- 54:25Speaker 1: husband hit me with a double whammy. He told me
- 54:28Speaker 1: he never stopped sleeping with his side piece that he
- 54:31Speaker 1: had the baby with. I was shocked, but then I
- 54:34Speaker 1: felt relieved. A few days later, my husband and I
- 54:38Speaker 1: sat down and talked about the future of our marriage.
- 54:41Speaker 1: Since we were both cheaters. Well, here's what we came
- 54:44Speaker 1: up with. We decided to move my husband's side piece
- 54:49Speaker 1: into our home so she could be with my husband
- 54:52Speaker 1: and my husband wouldn't have to sneak around. He allowed
- 54:55Speaker 1: me to let my side piece come over. You heard me,
- 55:00Speaker 1: told you you didn't want to miss this letter. He
- 55:02Speaker 1: allowed me to let my side piece come over whenever
- 55:06Speaker 1: he was so we figured we were We were in
- 55:09Speaker 1: an open marriage, but we controlled everything. We were shocked
- 55:15Speaker 1: and surprised to find out that when our side pieces
- 55:20Speaker 1: were not with us, they were with each other. We
- 55:25Speaker 1: want the female side piece to get out of our
- 55:27Speaker 1: house for betraying our trust. She has no place to go,
- 55:31Speaker 1: so we're stuck with her. My side pieces left me
- 55:34Speaker 1: for this other woman, so I want my husband to
- 55:37Speaker 1: stop having sex with her? And too much? Okay, okay, okay,
- 55:45Speaker 1: this is a whole Okay, yeah, okay, you want to
- 55:53Speaker 1: start there. Okay, Well, we were shocked and surprised to
- 55:57Speaker 1: find out that when our side pieces were not with us,
- 55:59Speaker 1: they were with each other. We want the female side
- 56:03Speaker 1: piece to get out of our house for betraying our trust.
- 56:06Speaker 1: She has no place to go, so we're stuck with her.
- 56:10Speaker 1: My side pieces left me for this other woman, so
- 56:13Speaker 1: I want my husband to stop having sex with her.
- 56:16Speaker 1: Am I being selfish? Or is this woman taking money?
- 56:20Speaker 1: Or is this woman taking my kindness? For weakness. I know,
- 56:25Speaker 1: I know, I know. My husband can go with her
- 56:30Speaker 1: if he wants to, but I want her out of
- 56:32Speaker 1: my house? How should I handle this situation? So, first
- 56:36Speaker 1: of all, this subject should have been, uh, you call
- 56:41Speaker 1: it you, me and she, what are we going to
- 56:42Speaker 1: do about the baby? But it should have been my
- 56:44Speaker 1: husband and I are both stupid and gullible. Your husband
- 56:50Speaker 1: did what? And then you did what? And then you
- 56:53Speaker 1: guys agreed to let them move into your home? What
- 56:59Speaker 1: is going on here? I don't know anyone who does this.
- 57:03Speaker 1: I mean, even in an open marriage. Even in an
- 57:06Speaker 1: open marriage, at least the living quarters are somewhat sacred.
- 57:10Speaker 1: I mean, you don't move everybody in together. You say
- 57:13Speaker 1: we want the female side piece to get out because
- 57:16Speaker 1: she betrayed your trust. You sound crazy. You know, all
- 57:21Speaker 1: of you guys sound crazy because you all betrayed each other.
- 57:25Speaker 1: We see each other, and you know you produced a
- 57:29Speaker 1: baby in this madness. I just have to say, poor
- 57:33Speaker 1: little baby. I feel for this baby. So to me,
- 57:37Speaker 1: it doesn't matter if you're being selfish, because that's what
- 57:39Speaker 1: you asked. Is she taking your kindness for weakness? Who cares?
- 57:43Speaker 1: That's not even the issue you gotta tell her she's
- 57:46Speaker 1: got to lead. You gotta tell her that your husband,
- 57:49Speaker 1: if he's still doing her, just might go with her.
- 57:52Speaker 1: You said he can go with her if he wants to,
- 57:55Speaker 1: He just might do that. But the main thing is,
- 57:58Speaker 1: you know, he needs to make sure that he's taking
- 58:00Speaker 1: care of this innocent little baby he brought into this
- 58:03Speaker 1: mess of a marriage and mess of a situation here.
- 58:07Speaker 1: This is a complete mess and craziness. Steve Wow Harvey,
- 58:14Speaker 1: Steve Harvey rarely ever at a loss. This is crazy.
- 58:21Speaker 1: This bs right, hill man, this damn crazy man. This
- 58:28Speaker 1: is damn so let me let me wind my way
- 58:34Speaker 1: through this hill. Yeah, I'm a thirty five year old
- 58:38Speaker 1: lovely woman. That's that. That The worst damn statement you've
- 58:43Speaker 1: made is at the very top of this lever. I'm
- 58:46Speaker 1: a thirty five year old lovely woman. Okay, and my
- 58:52Speaker 1: husband now having a dilemma. Okay, four years ago the
- 58:57Speaker 1: husband y'all been together ten years, cheated on you with
- 58:59Speaker 1: you lady that he worked with, and he got a pregnant,
- 59:03Speaker 1: came home, told you bout it, and got a pregnant
- 59:08Speaker 1: You was living, but when the baby was born, you
- 59:11Speaker 1: was able to forgive him to move on. That's another
- 59:15Speaker 1: lie because while you was forgiving him and moving on
- 59:18Speaker 1: a year or later, so you had an a fair
- 59:21Speaker 1: with a guy you met at the jim. This is
- 59:24Speaker 1: called payback. So now he was good in bed, and
- 59:28Speaker 1: I quickly got hooked. I was so far gone I
- 59:31Speaker 1: got slopping with my affair, and my husband found out,
- 59:36Speaker 1: as if he give a damn. I admitted I was
- 59:40Speaker 1: having a fair, and then your husband said, well, hold on,
- 59:43Speaker 1: I got news for you. I ain't never stopped sleeping
- 59:46Speaker 1: with the side piece that I had the baby with
- 59:50Speaker 1: time with me back. Hold it right there, Steve. Yeah,
- 59:54Speaker 1: at twenty three minutes after subject you, me and she,
- 59:58Speaker 1: what are we gonna do about this baby? Right after this,
- 1:00:01Speaker 1: you're listening, all right, Steve. Come on, let's let's try
- 1:00:06Speaker 1: to recap this strawberry letter. If we can subject you,
- 1:00:09Speaker 1: me and she, what are we going to do about
- 1:00:11Speaker 1: this baby? Thirty five year old lady husband of ten
- 1:00:16Speaker 1: years has at a fair with a woman at work.
- 1:00:20Speaker 1: He cheats with the woman and got up pregnant. He
- 1:00:25Speaker 1: came and told you about the a fair you was living.
- 1:00:28Speaker 1: But after the baby was born, he was able to
- 1:00:31Speaker 1: forgive him and move on. So you say, a year
- 1:00:35Speaker 1: after forgiving him and moving on, you had an affair
- 1:00:39Speaker 1: with a guy you met down at the gym. He
- 1:00:43Speaker 1: was good in bed. You quickly got hooked. So this
- 1:00:48Speaker 1: was on going. I was so far gone. I got
- 1:00:51Speaker 1: sloppy with my fail and your husband found out. So
- 1:00:56Speaker 1: you admitted that you was having a fan. And then
- 1:00:58Speaker 1: your husband hit you with a double women. He told
- 1:01:02Speaker 1: you he never stopped sleeping with the side piece, that
- 1:01:05Speaker 1: he had the baby with. Oh but now here your
- 1:01:10Speaker 1: ass got the nerve the type this line. I was shocked.
- 1:01:14Speaker 1: Really well, let me tell you what you did after
- 1:01:20Speaker 1: you got shot, but you felt relieved. A couple of
- 1:01:26Speaker 1: days later, you and this man you're married to. Y'all
- 1:01:29Speaker 1: sat out and talked about the future of our marriage.
- 1:01:33Speaker 1: If this is what you want to call it, since
- 1:01:38Speaker 1: we both cheat us Jesus, well, here's what we came
- 1:01:43Speaker 1: up with. Here's whatnot. This is an important line, he says,
- 1:01:48Speaker 1: here's what we came up with. Now I want y'all
- 1:01:50Speaker 1: to pay close attentions, because this is when two fools
- 1:01:53Speaker 1: have a conversation. This is where two fools come up
- 1:01:57Speaker 1: with Because Jesus, two fools talking all right. We decided
- 1:02:04Speaker 1: to move my husband side piece into our home so
- 1:02:09Speaker 1: she could be with my husband and my husband wouldn't
- 1:02:12Speaker 1: have to sneak around. Tell that that. Hell, that solved everything.
- 1:02:16Speaker 1: I'd be dog gone. These two foods came over. God,
- 1:02:20Speaker 1: Now she left out the part that the baby came to. Yeah.
- 1:02:26Speaker 1: See uh. And then on top of that, he allowed
- 1:02:31Speaker 1: me to let my side piece come over whenever he won't. Yeah. Okay,
- 1:02:37Speaker 1: So a man let another man come over his house
- 1:02:41Speaker 1: and bring his wife. Okay, yeah, yeah, So we figured
- 1:02:47Speaker 1: we was in an open marriage, y'all in some trash. Yeah,
- 1:02:52Speaker 1: this is this some trash right here. Y'all know, Well,
- 1:03:01Speaker 1: thank the Lord for them. Now he's way it get good. Uh.
- 1:03:09Speaker 1: He let the side piece come over whenever he wants.
- 1:03:11Speaker 1: So we figured were in an open manage, but we
- 1:03:15Speaker 1: controlled everything. Well, here we go again. We were shocked
- 1:03:19Speaker 1: and surprised find out that when our side pieces were
- 1:03:26Speaker 1: not with us, they was with each other. Now we
- 1:03:31Speaker 1: want the female side piece that's the chick with the baby,
- 1:03:36Speaker 1: to get out of our house for betraying our trust.
- 1:03:41Speaker 1: What damn trust is you talking about? She betrayed your trust?
- 1:03:50Speaker 1: What trust you trusted? A woman that slept with your husband.
- 1:03:56Speaker 1: You trusted your husband that slept with a woman your
- 1:04:00Speaker 1: husband is supposed to trust you that slept with a
- 1:04:03Speaker 1: man you met at the gym. Now, when they are
- 1:04:07Speaker 1: over at the house and name with you, you expect
- 1:04:10Speaker 1: them to non trustworthy people in the relationship with y'all
- 1:04:14Speaker 1: to non trustworthy people to have some trust and not
- 1:04:18Speaker 1: sleep with each other. They bringing each other so hard
- 1:04:21Speaker 1: they can't see good. But now you want the female
- 1:04:26Speaker 1: to get out the house, and she ain't got nowhere
- 1:04:29Speaker 1: to go, so we stuck with her. Now, your side piece,
- 1:04:34Speaker 1: the one you met at the gym, He didn't left
- 1:04:37Speaker 1: you for this other woman, So now you won't your
- 1:04:43Speaker 1: husband to stop having sex with her, am I being selfish?
- 1:04:51Speaker 1: Selfish is not the word you're looking for, right, Oh,
- 1:04:55Speaker 1: it starts with a S, but it ain't. Or is
- 1:05:02Speaker 1: this woman taking my kindness for weakness? Wait a minute,
- 1:05:09Speaker 1: how is she taking your kindness for weakness? Y'all invited
- 1:05:14Speaker 1: her over to this Now y'all have determined she ain't
- 1:05:19Speaker 1: got nowhere to go. So what you means she ain't
- 1:05:22Speaker 1: gonna where to go if she can't come here, She's
- 1:05:27Speaker 1: just gonna stand in the middle of the street. Now,
- 1:05:33Speaker 1: my husband can go with her if he wants to,
- 1:05:36Speaker 1: but I won't hurt out my house. So how should
- 1:05:39Speaker 1: I handle this situation. I'm gonna just be real with
- 1:05:42Speaker 1: your sister, and I hope to nobody take a fence
- 1:05:44Speaker 1: to my answer. I really don't give a damn what
- 1:05:53Speaker 1: I wish. I would spend my precious brain power to
- 1:05:58Speaker 1: help her. Help somebody, just damn miss right here. Poster
- 1:06:02Speaker 1: comments on today Strawberry Letter and Steve Harvey FM on
- 1:06:05Speaker 1: the Instagram and Facebook, and don't forget to check out
- 1:06:08Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand coming up Steve in
- 1:06:11Speaker 1: forty six minutes after the hour, Our girl from The Talk,
- 1:06:14Speaker 1: the One and Only Cheryl Underwood. Right after this, you're
- 1:06:18Speaker 1: listening Stry Morning Show. Coming up at the top of
- 1:06:22Speaker 1: the hour. It's Carla's Reality Update. But right now, Steve,
- 1:06:26Speaker 1: please introduce our girl from the Talk Lady and Jennima
- 1:06:30Speaker 1: Cheryl Underwood. Listen, man, listen, Hey, Junior, Hey the careful.
- 1:06:38Speaker 1: The virus is out, Junior. Well, we can quarantine y'all together.
- 1:06:42Speaker 1: If you want to listen, make it happen. Tommy, stop
- 1:06:45Speaker 1: playing listen to me. It ain't hit us. Yet it
- 1:06:48Speaker 1: ain't hit the continent. It ain't hit the mother lad Listen, Hey,
- 1:06:53Speaker 1: we don't play with God. Black people been using pererex
- 1:06:56Speaker 1: and our dishwater, but centuries so it ain't. You didn't
- 1:07:01Speaker 1: tell you better, say, Shirley Scrawberries, you put all that
- 1:07:06Speaker 1: caracks in that dishwater because your plate, theo utensil, everything,
- 1:07:11Speaker 1: and your dish rats gonna be clear. Let me tell
- 1:07:14Speaker 1: y'all something I think that we need to be more vigilant.
- 1:07:17Speaker 1: You know, we gotta wash our hands. You know, y'all,
- 1:07:19Speaker 1: the coronavirus ain't nothing new. Matter of fact, I'm gonna
- 1:07:22Speaker 1: break it down for you, Corona CEO, when you ceo
- 1:07:26Speaker 1: BED eight nineteen, it is co it's Corona v I
- 1:07:32Speaker 1: is virus des disease nineteen is for twenty nineteen when
- 1:07:36Speaker 1: they knew about it and didn't do what they used
- 1:07:38Speaker 1: to do. Come on and listen. I want everybody to
- 1:07:41Speaker 1: do what they need to do. NBA for suspending the
- 1:07:43Speaker 1: whole season and everything. And I know audiences ain't gonna
- 1:07:47Speaker 1: be there, but where is my chat? That's what I
- 1:07:49Speaker 1: need to know because a lot of us be like listening.
- 1:07:51Speaker 1: I can't live like this. You know what I'm saying.
- 1:07:53Speaker 1: Maybe like Shirley, you got money. That's right, I'm gonna
- 1:07:55Speaker 1: keep it. I'm gonna be right over at the Riley
- 1:07:57Speaker 1: improv this weekend. Me and bring hand Sannah Tizler. It
- 1:08:03Speaker 1: is happening. It is going down covered with the blood
- 1:08:06Speaker 1: of Jesus. Baby, you better asked somebody. I'll be older
- 1:08:09Speaker 1: at the rally improm and I'll be at the Walmart
- 1:08:11Speaker 1: right in Carrie, North Carolina, talking to people and shopping
- 1:08:15Speaker 1: because you know a man of musle. Let me tell
- 1:08:17Speaker 1: you something. I know they stopped the campaigning and stuff.
- 1:08:20Speaker 1: Brendan Sanders gotta go over debate Biden. You know we
- 1:08:24Speaker 1: know what's about to happen. I think Brenda Sanders is
- 1:08:26Speaker 1: a nice guy, you know what I'm saying. But two
- 1:08:29Speaker 1: old white dude, three old white dudes need to take
- 1:08:31Speaker 1: care of they sell. We need one of y'all to
- 1:08:32Speaker 1: be the president. Take care of yourself. Watch out, baby,
- 1:08:36Speaker 1: all three of them, all three of them, need to
- 1:08:37Speaker 1: take care of they sell. You know Trump's You know,
- 1:08:40Speaker 1: we ain't risking no bad on him. Ain't nobody calling him. Well,
- 1:08:43Speaker 1: y'all got quiet on that one. Do we want him
- 1:08:47Speaker 1: to quit being president. Hell yeah, do we want him
- 1:08:50Speaker 1: to suffer? No, we ain't calling that. But Joe Biden
- 1:08:54Speaker 1: running them bolsters all over the country with the primary
- 1:08:59Speaker 1: over that feel like the Eagle run the Boston. It
- 1:09:04Speaker 1: was so easy. Turn up, turn out baby, Black radio,
- 1:09:08Speaker 1: solid dairy. Listen, we need some of that money trickle
- 1:09:10Speaker 1: down over here on black radio. Okay, show listen, we
- 1:09:14Speaker 1: gotta get out of here. It's gonna real. We survived
- 1:09:17Speaker 1: all of them for nec VD without we survived. Listen.
- 1:09:23Speaker 1: Thank you, Cheryl, Thank you. Reality updates by OUTA. You're listening.
- 1:09:35Speaker 1: Come on, Tommy introduced to Let's get here and it's
- 1:09:39Speaker 1: time Carlin Ferrell with Reality Update. All right, thank you,
- 1:09:44Speaker 1: neph You got a lot to talk about. Real Housewives
- 1:09:46Speaker 1: of Atlanta. First of the ladies on the show, they
- 1:09:49Speaker 1: all got these blog message text alerts saying that Kenya
- 1:09:53Speaker 1: and her husband Mark split. Well, Candy and Cynthia, they
- 1:09:58Speaker 1: went to go check on their girl, Kenya, and Kenya
- 1:10:01Speaker 1: was of course understandably broken hearted. She was just a mess.
- 1:10:06Speaker 1: Kenya said that she heard from her team or her
- 1:10:09Speaker 1: management team, that Mark, her husband, was going to announce
- 1:10:13Speaker 1: that they were separating. So Kenya. I guess she just
- 1:10:16Speaker 1: tried to beat him to the punch and release her
- 1:10:18Speaker 1: own statement saying that they were getting a divorce. That's
- 1:10:21Speaker 1: how all the ladies, all the cast mates, they got
- 1:10:23Speaker 1: all that information, I guess off the blogs. While we
- 1:10:26Speaker 1: all saw, and I told you last week how mean
- 1:10:29Speaker 1: Mark was to his wife Kenya at that charity event. Well,
- 1:10:34Speaker 1: Kenya said after the event, on her way home, on
- 1:10:37Speaker 1: their way home in the Uber, Mark was going off.
- 1:10:41Speaker 1: They had a huge argument and the Uber driver told
- 1:10:44Speaker 1: him to get out the car. That's how bad. Yeah,
- 1:10:48Speaker 1: that's how bad the argument was. Yeah, I mean you
- 1:10:52Speaker 1: saw how it was. You know, he was mad about
- 1:10:54Speaker 1: production and all that going on anyway, But how he
- 1:10:59Speaker 1: made about produce into Uber, well you know from the
- 1:11:02Speaker 1: producer the charity event. He didn't want to the event
- 1:11:06Speaker 1: to be taped and all that. Oh, I see what
- 1:11:08Speaker 1: you're saying, charity, but you left in the uber so
- 1:11:14Speaker 1: you ain't making no contribution. Well, he was just he
- 1:11:18Speaker 1: was something else though, guys, I mean, he's really really
- 1:11:21Speaker 1: mean to kid me. But anyway, Kenya went on to
- 1:11:25Speaker 1: tell don't say no, no, it was horrible, horrible to
- 1:11:34Speaker 1: have it in private. But don't dog you girl in
- 1:11:37Speaker 1: front of no podcast. No, yeah, thank be a gentleman,
- 1:11:41Speaker 1: thank you, that's what he did. Yeah yeah, yeah, So
- 1:11:45Speaker 1: let me just tell you this. Kenya went on to
- 1:11:47Speaker 1: say that she was following her intuition and she one
- 1:11:52Speaker 1: time checked Mark's phone. She saw text messages from a
- 1:11:55Speaker 1: woman who said she still wanted to keep sleeping with him.
- 1:11:59Speaker 1: Kenya told her husband to stop texting this woman, it
- 1:12:02Speaker 1: was inappropriate. Kenya also said she called old Girl and
- 1:12:05Speaker 1: checked her about, you know, having these inappropriate conversations with
- 1:12:10Speaker 1: her husband and relationship anyway that you know, the girls
- 1:12:13Speaker 1: went on a trip and Kenya decided to go to Greece.
- 1:12:16Speaker 1: They went on this trip to Greece and Marlow. I
- 1:12:19Speaker 1: kind of agreed with Marlow a little bit on this
- 1:12:21Speaker 1: when she said, so, we're not gonna mention all of
- 1:12:24Speaker 1: this drama that Kenya was having, because Marlow's point was
- 1:12:28Speaker 1: if it had been anybody else in the group, Kenya
- 1:12:30Speaker 1: would have said something about somebody else's drama. And I
- 1:12:34Speaker 1: kind of was like, yeah, that's kind of true. But
- 1:12:37Speaker 1: Cynthia and Kenny, they said, why don't you just chill Marlow.
- 1:12:40Speaker 1: The girl is really going through some things, and you know,
- 1:12:44Speaker 1: they even asked Kenya in Greece to kind of patch
- 1:12:47Speaker 1: things up with Nini, and Nini said, I will try
- 1:12:49Speaker 1: to patch things up. And Nini tried. She tried to
- 1:12:52Speaker 1: talk to Kenya and Kenya shot her a lot of
- 1:12:54Speaker 1: shade and so we'll see what happens. I mean, it
- 1:12:58Speaker 1: was ugly. And the promo for next week's show, though, guys,
- 1:13:02Speaker 1: it looks really crazy. They showed this promo where Nine
- 1:13:07Speaker 1: tried to spit on Kenya and I was like, oh,
- 1:13:11Speaker 1: that's it, that's today what check? No, No, you can't,
- 1:13:21Speaker 1: that's that's just wait what is Junior over the mumbling?
- 1:13:24Speaker 1: What are you saying? Y'all just talking about Kenya? Way
- 1:13:27Speaker 1: too hard for me and I'm going by that that
- 1:13:29Speaker 1: get off work and she needs me right now, she
- 1:13:31Speaker 1: need a friend. I'm going to get with all this. Damn,
- 1:13:39Speaker 1: I don't tell you that right now. You can't spit
- 1:13:46Speaker 1: on me? No, con Yeah, oh my goodness, Yeah, that's horrible.
- 1:13:51Speaker 1: Say anyway, we're running out of time, yes, so make
- 1:13:54Speaker 1: sure you check me out on social media and we
- 1:13:56Speaker 1: can keep that conversation going. So we will be back
- 1:13:59Speaker 1: at twenty minutes after the hour Junior, go get your girl.
- 1:14:03Speaker 1: I'm going to get my baby. You're listening show. President
- 1:14:10Speaker 1: Trump addressed the nation on Wednesday evening about the continuing
- 1:14:13Speaker 1: threat of the coronavirus. In his speech, he announced the
- 1:14:16Speaker 1: thirty day travel band between the US and the Europe
- 1:14:20Speaker 1: that will begin Friday at midnight. The United Kingdom will
- 1:14:24Speaker 1: not be included in the travel ban and the speech,
- 1:14:27Speaker 1: President Trump came off decidedly different than he has in
- 1:14:31Speaker 1: previous remarks about the coronavirus. He previously compared it to
- 1:14:34Speaker 1: the common flu, but Wednesday he urged Americans to take
- 1:14:39Speaker 1: the threat of the virus seriously. It's almost like, okay, guys,
- 1:14:43Speaker 1: I'm taking it seriously now, So I need you to
- 1:14:45Speaker 1: take it seriously the election time. I don't know what
- 1:14:54Speaker 1: I was thinking about, seeing as I need all these
- 1:14:57Speaker 1: votes to stay in office so I don't have to
- 1:14:58Speaker 1: answer to these indictment. It's over the next four years.
- 1:15:01Speaker 1: So please take this seriously now because I have That's
- 1:15:05Speaker 1: what that meant. That's you just broke it down. All
- 1:15:10Speaker 1: that is. Man. Oh, if y'all don't vote after hearing that,
- 1:15:13Speaker 1: I don't know. I know you gotta come out vote,
- 1:15:17Speaker 1: all right, Steve. So you know, I like to ask
- 1:15:18Speaker 1: you this question every now and again, what are the
- 1:15:21Speaker 1: chances do you think of us having a black president
- 1:15:25Speaker 1: anytime soon? We'll have a black president when they start
- 1:15:28Speaker 1: making snowballs in Heale and shipping them on an elevator
- 1:15:33Speaker 1: to the Mohave Desert for snowball never hear no times.
- 1:15:46Speaker 1: We have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
- 1:15:48Speaker 1: up and some trending news at thirty three minutes after
- 1:15:50Speaker 1: the hour. Right after this you're listening to show. Well.
- 1:15:56Speaker 1: Actor Tom Hanks and his wife, actress Rita Wilson have
- 1:16:00Speaker 1: tested positive for the corona virus. Tom and his wife
- 1:16:04Speaker 1: are in Australia filming the Elvis Presley movie. They both
- 1:16:08Speaker 1: thought they just had a cold, but they were feeling
- 1:16:10Speaker 1: extra tired and had some body aches. They got tested
- 1:16:14Speaker 1: and results came back positive for the coronavirus. Tom Hanks
- 1:16:18Speaker 1: and Rita Wilson will follow protocol. As we all know.
- 1:16:22Speaker 1: The World Healthy Organization has declared COVID nineteen, the coronavirus,
- 1:16:26Speaker 1: to be a pandemic. And uh this is this was
- 1:16:30Speaker 1: breaking news today. I mean, you know, it really just
- 1:16:34Speaker 1: got real because who doesn't know Tom Hanks, I mean
- 1:16:37Speaker 1: King Hollywood. Come on, wow, everybody can get it now,
- 1:16:42Speaker 1: well someone we everybody could get it before. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:16:50Speaker 1: because the celebrity. Yeah yeah, that's true. That's got a
- 1:16:54Speaker 1: good point when people would from the good point. Yeah,
- 1:16:58Speaker 1: you know what I mean, because they got money. Precautionary measures,
- 1:17:03Speaker 1: which I don't know what you can do any more
- 1:17:05Speaker 1: than what anybody else is doing. That's what people think
- 1:17:07Speaker 1: about precautionary measures. But I mean, we people that are
- 1:17:12Speaker 1: rich and famous, can't do any more about it than you.
- 1:17:15Speaker 1: And if you can, it's just a wake up call
- 1:17:18Speaker 1: that we gotta be careful. But guess what, there's so
- 1:17:22Speaker 1: many ways you can catch it if you wash your
- 1:17:25Speaker 1: hands every day, But somebody just crosses your paths and
- 1:17:30Speaker 1: leaves the virus in the air and you walk into it.
- 1:17:34Speaker 1: You know, there's a company called I think the doctor
- 1:17:38Speaker 1: told me it's Quasar a quantum. I can't think of
- 1:17:41Speaker 1: the name, but it starts with a que and they're
- 1:17:43Speaker 1: a huge company. They called a bunch of doctors and
- 1:17:45Speaker 1: released a bunch of tests. There are a lot of tests.
- 1:17:50Speaker 1: And the doctor told me he his office got seventy
- 1:17:53Speaker 1: five of the man and he's already done twenty it's
- 1:17:59Speaker 1: a little shocking. Just want to let you know. On
- 1:18:02Speaker 1: the tests, they got this swab device, not a Q tip,
- 1:18:07Speaker 1: but it's kind of like a I don't don't know
- 1:18:09Speaker 1: how to describe it or but it's about six inches
- 1:18:13Speaker 1: long where they're going with it though, and they put
- 1:18:16Speaker 1: it up your nostril and they put the whole damn
- 1:18:19Speaker 1: thing up in there too. It touch you damn back
- 1:18:21Speaker 1: of your head. I don't know what to do, but
- 1:18:25Speaker 1: I don't know. Better be up in there. You can
- 1:18:27Speaker 1: feel it on the eye there enough for you to blink. Man,
- 1:18:34Speaker 1: I didn't turn my eye. Yeah, you blink and see
- 1:18:37Speaker 1: a little light. But they do it real quick because
- 1:18:40Speaker 1: they know if they do it slow, y'all. But I
- 1:18:42Speaker 1: grabbed his hand anyway, because you know, I just you know.
- 1:18:47Speaker 1: It doesn't hurt anything. But it's a little shocking because
- 1:18:50Speaker 1: that you're going in all up in the masal passion
- 1:18:53Speaker 1: and then they pull it right out and they put
- 1:18:54Speaker 1: it in a tube that has a liquid in it.
- 1:18:57Speaker 1: I thought the liquid was pink or something. They put
- 1:18:59Speaker 1: it in tube. Then they see little and it takes
- 1:19:01Speaker 1: two days to get your results back. Coming up our
- 1:19:04Speaker 1: last break of the Day and Break of the Day
- 1:19:12Speaker 1: from the one and Only Steve Harvey and forty nine
- 1:19:14Speaker 1: minutes after right after this, you're listening. Here we are
- 1:19:21Speaker 1: Stephen in the last Break of the day. It's been
- 1:19:24Speaker 1: a good day, good day today. WoT Yeah, interesting day,
- 1:19:33Speaker 1: good news. Detroit calling out every teams that's just struggling
- 1:19:40Speaker 1: and Golden State Warriors wasn't made to quit the season?
- 1:19:43Speaker 1: Yeah they will. Maybe we get Clay Thompson back, eat
- 1:19:48Speaker 1: everybody back over there, Draymond Green coo, Yeah, who else
- 1:19:55Speaker 1: is Junior? Who else? You said Charlotte earlier? Yeah, Charlotte, Yeah,
- 1:20:00Speaker 1: you're cool. Uh. Cleveland, Cleveland, they're glad they struggling. Cleveland
- 1:20:07Speaker 1: wanted the season to be over as soon as Lebron left.
- 1:20:15Speaker 1: We've been in Cleveland waiting on something to happen. The
- 1:20:21Speaker 1: Cleveland fans is in the stands. You can't hear them
- 1:20:23Speaker 1: real nice but I know him and the real soft
- 1:20:26Speaker 1: You can hear col Junior. What are you gonna do though? Man,
- 1:20:38Speaker 1: We're gonna I'm like, man, we have just turn on Netflix, man,
- 1:20:41Speaker 1: find something good on that Domino turn That's right, Yeah,
- 1:20:46Speaker 1: pack a whole lot of people together and play dominoes.
- 1:20:50Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, cross from somebody just a lot of feet
- 1:20:54Speaker 1: coughing on you. Yeah yeah, thanks Tommy. I sorry, all right, Steve,
- 1:21:03Speaker 1: let us know when you're ready. I'm ready, let's go.
- 1:21:08Speaker 1: You know, listen, the coronavirus is serious. It has to
- 1:21:14Speaker 1: be taken seriously. It is real. You have to take
- 1:21:20Speaker 1: the necessary precautions, follow the instructions by the Center for
- 1:21:25Speaker 1: Disease Control. Follow the instructions, go along with it. This
- 1:21:30Speaker 1: could last for we don't know how long. No one
- 1:21:33Speaker 1: can predict it or tell how long. This saw alert
- 1:21:37Speaker 1: and panic that we're in pandemic we're in will last.
- 1:21:41Speaker 1: So we got to take the necessary precautions. With all
- 1:21:45Speaker 1: of that said, too, you also cannot forget your faith
- 1:21:49Speaker 1: in the face of all of this, because this is
- 1:21:51Speaker 1: where faith comes into play. This is where faith can
- 1:21:56Speaker 1: be very, very vital for those of you that are
- 1:21:58Speaker 1: spiritual people. If you're doing everything in your power to
- 1:22:03Speaker 1: be safe within reason, besides walking around in your own
- 1:22:09Speaker 1: personal plastic bubble, then you've taken all the necessary precautions.
- 1:22:14Speaker 1: You're keeping your hands out of your eyes and your mouth,
- 1:22:16Speaker 1: you're washing your hands frequently, You're staying away from people
- 1:22:20Speaker 1: who are awful to bot of sneezing in coffee. And
- 1:22:23Speaker 1: if you're avoiding highly populated places, you've done all you
- 1:22:26Speaker 1: can do at one point in time. You've got to
- 1:22:29Speaker 1: trust the fact that it is what it is, that
- 1:22:32Speaker 1: you've done what you can do and you can't do
- 1:22:35Speaker 1: no more. Now, does that mean to quarantine your house
- 1:22:39Speaker 1: and sit in the house and stop living. That's not
- 1:22:42Speaker 1: how I choose to do. Now. I'm not saying I'm
- 1:22:46Speaker 1: exempt from this because I'm as gullible to it or
- 1:22:49Speaker 1: open to it or vulnerable to it as anybody. Anybody
- 1:22:52Speaker 1: could have it that I don't know that I come
- 1:22:54Speaker 1: in contact with. But here's what as a suggestion, and
- 1:23:02Speaker 1: I'm gonna use this the way I use every other
- 1:23:04Speaker 1: problem that's in my life. Instead of telling God how
- 1:23:10Speaker 1: big my problems are, I choose to tell my problems
- 1:23:15Speaker 1: how big my God is. Now, let me say this.
- 1:23:22Speaker 1: That's not to make me or anybody else exempt from
- 1:23:26Speaker 1: this virus. But this virus is also not a death
- 1:23:30Speaker 1: sentence if you have a fairly strong immune system, if
- 1:23:36Speaker 1: you get coronas. Let me tell you something. We've got
- 1:23:39Speaker 1: the report right that Tom Hanks and his wife have
- 1:23:42Speaker 1: the coronas virus. We's also heard that this guy that
- 1:23:45Speaker 1: plays for the Utah Jazz Habit has it and they've
- 1:23:48Speaker 1: canceled all in NBA events. Now, I want you to
- 1:23:52Speaker 1: pay attention to something. Tom Hanks is going to survive this,
- 1:23:56Speaker 1: and so as his wife, so as Rudy Gobear, the
- 1:23:59Speaker 1: band basketball player. Because they caught it, they've diagnosed it,
- 1:24:05Speaker 1: and they're gonna follow the rules to treat it. It's
- 1:24:09Speaker 1: not an incurable disease and it's not a death sentis now.
- 1:24:13Speaker 1: It has fatal impact on a lot of people who
- 1:24:17Speaker 1: have precon pre existing respiratory problems and weakened immune systems,
- 1:24:25Speaker 1: cancer aids, hepatitis. They talk about a lot of things.
- 1:24:30Speaker 1: I can't name them all am not a physician, But
- 1:24:32Speaker 1: if you have a weakened immune system, this can be
- 1:24:35Speaker 1: a lot worse for you. But if you get in
- 1:24:38Speaker 1: and you don't have a weakened immune system, make sure
- 1:24:41Speaker 1: that you get early detection. If you think you're feeling weak,
- 1:24:45Speaker 1: if you think you're feeling a little sluggish, if you
- 1:24:48Speaker 1: think you have a fever, if you think that's just
- 1:24:51Speaker 1: a cold, at least go to the doctor and get
- 1:24:54Speaker 1: it checked out and protect yourself. But at the end
- 1:24:59Speaker 1: of the day, you can get it and survive it.
- 1:25:05Speaker 1: I know people who are in full remission of cancer.
- 1:25:09Speaker 1: I know people who are HRV and living very, very
- 1:25:13Speaker 1: productive lives. I know people who've had for stage four
- 1:25:17Speaker 1: cancer and are living healthy lives again. I know people
- 1:25:21Speaker 1: that they've written off time and time again. This is
- 1:25:25Speaker 1: time for you to apply your faith. Man. You don't
- 1:25:29Speaker 1: have to stick your head in the hole unless you're
- 1:25:31Speaker 1: being quarantined. Live your life, take your precautions and get
- 1:25:36Speaker 1: on with your life. Now. There's gonna be some travel
- 1:25:39Speaker 1: bange yet, it's gonna be some events gonna get missed
- 1:25:42Speaker 1: out on. Yeah, that's life. Ain't like you can't never
- 1:25:45Speaker 1: go do them again. Protect yourself, but use your faith
- 1:25:50Speaker 1: and live your life. Ain't nothing too big for God.
- 1:25:54Speaker 1: Those are my closing remarks. That's it for me. Ain't
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