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The Crew Tests Their Comedy - 06.29.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know. Y'all have
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  Speaker 1: all sung looking back to back down, giving them just
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  Speaker 1: like American buck bus things. And it's tough y me
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  Speaker 1: true good to tea, the horty listening to me, to
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  Speaker 1: each other for stood clean hobby. Why don't you join? Yeah? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we love by yado joining me. Honey, sat turn Yeah
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna do you. You gotta turn't to turn out
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  Speaker 1: turn you love you got to turn out to turn
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  Speaker 1: water want to go, comey, come on your back at it?
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  Speaker 1: Uh huh, I shall well, good morning everybody. You are
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  Speaker 1: listening to the voice, Come on dig me now, one
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  Speaker 1: and only Steve Harvey got a radio show man. That's
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  Speaker 1: business too. You know. I've been talking for the past
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  Speaker 1: couple of days because I've been rereading again the book
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  Speaker 1: The Secret. I was saying the other day, and I
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  Speaker 1: was talking to the TV audience also that it's the
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  Speaker 1: best book I've ever read outside of the Bible. I've
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  Speaker 1: read some great books, and so it's kind of a
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  Speaker 1: hard statement for me to make, but it is about
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  Speaker 1: the best book I've read outside of the Bible. I've
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  Speaker 1: learned more from the Bible than anything. I mean, I
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  Speaker 1: would be flat outline if I told you I didn't,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm I'm trying to get people, uh to deal
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  Speaker 1: with this one thing, and that is the law of
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  Speaker 1: attraction and how you can start thinking yourself and acting
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  Speaker 1: your way out of any situation. See, it really is
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  Speaker 1: true that a man is as he thinking. That piece
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  Speaker 1: of scripture is not um This is not that that
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  Speaker 1: ain't in there for no reason. It's very small, but
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  Speaker 1: it's so huge in the way that I've been taught
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  Speaker 1: uh to apply my faith throughout my life and the
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  Speaker 1: things that I've learned along the way throughout my life,
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  Speaker 1: and so many things are written that our guidelines for
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  Speaker 1: all of us. If we would only just pay attention
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  Speaker 1: to it, you know, that's all we have to do
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  Speaker 1: to understand that God operates only on faith. You know,
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  Speaker 1: that's an amazing piece to get folks that He operates
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  Speaker 1: on faith. He can only give you and award you
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  Speaker 1: what you believe. So everybody gets awarded and receives up
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  Speaker 1: to the level of their belief, which is their faith.
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  Speaker 1: Once again for the thousand time. What is faith. Faith
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  Speaker 1: is the belief in things that you cannot see. That's
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  Speaker 1: the best way for me to describe it. That's how
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  Speaker 1: I was able to wrap my mind around it. There
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  Speaker 1: are other descriptions of faith, and probably people who can
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  Speaker 1: do it more eloquently, but in basic when you peel
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  Speaker 1: back to banana, this is what it means to me.
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  Speaker 1: This is the interpretation that it is the belief in
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  Speaker 1: things that you cannot see. Okay, look, if I'm running
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  Speaker 1: a race, and let's say it's one time around, however
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  Speaker 1: long that it could be miles yards whatever, it's one
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  Speaker 1: time around, and halfway around, I get tired. But at
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  Speaker 1: the halfway point, I can see the finish line. Then
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  Speaker 1: guess what, I know that if I just continue on
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  Speaker 1: that right there, I win. If I just finished, I win.
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  Speaker 1: But I can see the finish line. So us what
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  Speaker 1: it makes it a lot easier for me to keep
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  Speaker 1: going because the finish line is in sight. What makes
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  Speaker 1: the great runner, though, See, it's the person who is
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  Speaker 1: running and cannot see the finish line, but runs with
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  Speaker 1: the hope and aspiration that if he just keep running,
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  Speaker 1: he gonna get to the finish line. That's where you
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  Speaker 1: got to get to see. That is the person that exhales,
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  Speaker 1: that goes beyond the realm of ordinary and gets into
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  Speaker 1: the realm of extraordinary. When you can get your mind
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  Speaker 1: to believe in in something that you can't see, that's
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  Speaker 1: when you open up the possibilities that God has for you. See,
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  Speaker 1: if you're operating only on what you can see in
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  Speaker 1: your mind, and then it's gonna be limited. And but
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  Speaker 1: that's where you will be. But if you expand your faith,
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  Speaker 1: if you expand your belief into I believe that God
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  Speaker 1: has so much more for me. I believe that God
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  Speaker 1: is gonna give me this life of abundance. I believe
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  Speaker 1: that God will take care of me. I believe that
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  Speaker 1: no weapon formed against me your prosper I believe that
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  Speaker 1: I can walk through the fire and I will not
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  Speaker 1: get burned. That right there, Now we're talking something else now, folks.
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  Speaker 1: And if you can get yourself there, then you open
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  Speaker 1: up yourself to some amazing things from God. That's how
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  Speaker 1: you get an amazing life. And I want to say
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  Speaker 1: amazing life. I want you to understand I'm not always
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  Speaker 1: talking about money. I'm talking about man. God to put
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  Speaker 1: the right person in your life. God to bring the
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  Speaker 1: right situations around. He'll cause you to meet the right people.
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  Speaker 1: You'll be sitting in the right meetings. You'll be seating
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  Speaker 1: sitting in meetings that all of a sudden that have substance,
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  Speaker 1: instead of y'all just sitting there meeting ain't nothing going on.
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  Speaker 1: He'll He'll give you new friends of like mindedness around you,
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  Speaker 1: people that are going in the same direction as you.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody that you can share some thoughts with, that got
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  Speaker 1: some things in common, that know what the rough party
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  Speaker 1: is you're going through, because man, I'm going through the
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  Speaker 1: same thing. That's what I mean by giving you a
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  Speaker 1: wonderful life. Those are the things that make life wonderful.
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  Speaker 1: Not money. I want to first tell you that am
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  Speaker 1: I against it, Not at all. Uh, it's a very
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  Speaker 1: useful to money can be at times. But that boy
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  Speaker 1: Biggie Smalls, he he never he never lied when he
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  Speaker 1: said more money, more problems. That that is a true
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  Speaker 1: statement if I've ever heard one. But guess what though, See,
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  Speaker 1: God also provides you the wisdom and understanding to deal
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  Speaker 1: with the new problems that arise, and he'll get you
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  Speaker 1: through it. But you've got to open up your mind
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  Speaker 1: to the possibilities of your life. Because God operates on faith,
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  Speaker 1: and a man is as he thinking, you've got to
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  Speaker 1: understand that law scripture that's so big in your life
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  Speaker 1: people overlooked at. So you know you are what you've
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  Speaker 1: attracted to yourself. Lord, I'm sick and tired of meeting
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  Speaker 1: no good men. Oh okay, so don't blame this on God.
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  Speaker 1: Now I want you blame this on yourself. Lord, I'm
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  Speaker 1: sick of meeting no good men. The law of attraction
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  Speaker 1: doesn't work on I'm sick of what is that? You're
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  Speaker 1: sick of what? I'm tired of meeting? That meeting? What
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  Speaker 1: the subject that the law of attraction works on? What
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  Speaker 1: you put out off your transmitter was, I'm sick and
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  Speaker 1: tired of meeting no good men. So what you attract
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  Speaker 1: to yourself is more no good men that you can
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  Speaker 1: be sick of meeting. If you don't think it works
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  Speaker 1: like this, then I'm sorry. You know. And here's one
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  Speaker 1: thing that the book says clearly about the law of attraction.
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  Speaker 1: It does not matter if you believe it. It doesn't
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  Speaker 1: matter if you accept it. It doesn't mean if you've
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  Speaker 1: ever been aware of it. It doesn't mean that if
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  Speaker 1: you don't acknowledge it, it just goes away. For you know,
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  Speaker 1: it works for you anyway. It is the law of attraction.
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  Speaker 1: Break that down. Guess what it is? A man is
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  Speaker 1: as he thinketh Break that down now, so you can
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  Speaker 1: wrap your mind around this thing. So guess what you
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  Speaker 1: got to watch and be mindful. There's a scripture that
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  Speaker 1: I do not know what it is or something like this,
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  Speaker 1: but it me it tells you to be conscious of
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  Speaker 1: the words you speak. Now. I don't know what the scripture.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know where it is. I'm sorry. I know
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  Speaker 1: it's in that or and I've heard it. When I
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  Speaker 1: heard that, I went, wow, Man, that's powerful. But you
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  Speaker 1: got to be conscious of the words you speak. See,
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  Speaker 1: the words you speak are usually what you're thinking. So
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  Speaker 1: if you speak it into existence and that's what you think,
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  Speaker 1: that's what you become a magnet for no good men.
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  Speaker 1: I think I gave you this example yesterday, and I
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  Speaker 1: repeat it. Lord, I want to get out of debt.
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  Speaker 1: The law of tra action. Here's that. And guess what
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  Speaker 1: it is sent to you? More debt for you to
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  Speaker 1: get out of. Lord, out of I k ever, get
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  Speaker 1: out of this debt. Guess what the law of attraction does.
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  Speaker 1: It attracts more debt for you, not to get out
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  Speaker 1: of When are we going to stop saying it that way?
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  Speaker 1: If you make a simple change in your life and
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  Speaker 1: simply say I am going to live a life of abundance, Well,
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  Speaker 1: if you have abundance, don't that mean you have enough?
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  Speaker 1: Then guess what? You will have enough to pay off
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  Speaker 1: people you owe. That's that's the great thing about it, man,
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  Speaker 1: It's it's such a small tuning of the mind, tuning
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  Speaker 1: of the speech pattern. Stop hanging around people ain't talking
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  Speaker 1: about nothing, always talking about people and being negative people
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  Speaker 1: that talk about people that ain't going nowhere, man, no where? Okay, alright, y'all,
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  Speaker 1: I hope you give me thank you. You're listening to
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  Speaker 1: y'all are singing grow? Why don't you sing something fall?
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  Speaker 1: I got nothing but love for you, baby, got nothing
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  Speaker 1: but loved or you. Baby. Hey, good morning. It is
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  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morney Show, nephew, and the bill I
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  Speaker 1: really did. We should all talk after the show. Y'all
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  Speaker 1: gonna meet on me, worry about you, my friend top
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  Speaker 1: up the morning to my good friends. That's surely that's color.
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  Speaker 1: That's Jay Anthony Brown and there Now what's going on?
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  Speaker 1: And everybody, everybody on this good Thursday. Oh so good,
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  Speaker 1: so good, so good, so yeah, less highly favorite. You
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  Speaker 1: know what, tell me we're laughing, but I'm actually Ralph
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  Speaker 1: treadspant when he on the bt ET Awards, when he
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  Speaker 1: when he did his little speech, you know, everyone did
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  Speaker 1: a speech in the group. They allowed everyone to speak,
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  Speaker 1: and when he finished, she said, yeah, this is Rizzo.
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  Speaker 1: I'm out the group who started my own from from
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  Speaker 1: the five heart beats. So tell me you're actually right on. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it was really cute. It was I'm trying to think
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  Speaker 1: of the guys. Yes, mine Flash, kids watch Flash if
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  Speaker 1: they want. What a great movie? Yeah, feel to be
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  Speaker 1: me at a game at nobody coming to see you man?
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  Speaker 1: Or oh this from Yeah either one, either one. Those
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  Speaker 1: are the best two group movies to meet you. And
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  Speaker 1: I have to say though, I did love Sparkle. You
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  Speaker 1: guys like Sparkarkle good. But you know you don't have
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people around quoting Sparkle. You don't remember,
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  Speaker 1: I don't remember. I love the movie. That's a good movie.
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  Speaker 1: It was. It was a good movie, dream excellent movie.
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  Speaker 1: I seem lead Curtis, Curtis Curtis. That was my favorite line.
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  Speaker 1: Am I ugly to you. You guys about to love me?
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  Speaker 1: What a great movie once Once we get home to
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  Speaker 1: a movie, we got it. It is weird our movie
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  Speaker 1: favorite line from Temptations. We kind of did it already,
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  Speaker 1: but come on, Carlo. This David was in that apartment
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  Speaker 1: at that cocktail taby. Y'all know what he was doing
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  Speaker 1: with that? Yeah, the oldest to see all David. Right, alright, guys,
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  Speaker 1: we'll be back. And when we come back, it's time
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  Speaker 1: for juniors, truth be told. We'll be back. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Show. All right, here we are. It's time
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  Speaker 1: forget another junior. You're ready, It's time for truth be told. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not taking it no more. It en up. Let
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  Speaker 1: me tell you something. This weekend you're gonna see a
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  Speaker 1: lot of them. But I'm taying right now. If your
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  Speaker 1: motorcycle got three wheels, you're not a biker, and you
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  Speaker 1: don't need to get a jacket. You don't need a
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  Speaker 1: Mikael jacket. You're giving bikers bat you one wheel from
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  Speaker 1: a car, Get in the car. Just get in the
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  Speaker 1: car because you already there trying to be tough all
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  Speaker 1: the time, and your own three wheels. If I got
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  Speaker 1: to look down at you out in my car. You're
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  Speaker 1: not really on the bike. I don't know why you
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  Speaker 1: walk around with biker's attitude. You give the bikers a
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  Speaker 1: bad name. Where you get a jacket from? Oh my god, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you've seen this, y'all seen this. It'd be three people,
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  Speaker 1: you know, three people. I mean, what you scared of?
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  Speaker 1: If you that's scared to be on two wheels, get
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  Speaker 1: in the car. They tried to throw us off when
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  Speaker 1: they built this motorcycle with the two wheels in the
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  Speaker 1: front of the one in the back. Just because you're
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  Speaker 1: leading forward a little bit. You ain't dangerous, You ain't
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  Speaker 1: doing nothing getting you can't what who are y'all fooling? You?
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  Speaker 1: Just an angel? No heir? You know what I'm saying
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  Speaker 1: means you want looks like somebody just on the diving board.
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  Speaker 1: They get on the end of the diving board but
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  Speaker 1: won't jump. What jack. I just want to tell y'all
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  Speaker 1: we're not going forward this weekend. Get your behind in
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  Speaker 1: the car. If you're gonna ride a motorcycle with three wheels,
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  Speaker 1: didn't shut up. Don't be trying to mean mug. Nobody
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  Speaker 1: got you got one too many wheels. To be trying
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  Speaker 1: to mean mug people. Nobody's sad, nobody on three wheel motorcycles.
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  Speaker 1: Were just all that, all the spikes on your knuckles.
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  Speaker 1: We don't want to go around with chaps. Like you
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  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. You go back your You got
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  Speaker 1: a trunk on your bike. What do just get back
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  Speaker 1: in the car. Were just getting back in the car.
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  Speaker 1: Just understand boys for like, yeah, you know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, just all these slogans and you're not dangerous.
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  Speaker 1: You're not dangerous at all. You're giving us a bad name.
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  Speaker 1: Could have got the wallet with the chain on it
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  Speaker 1: that around you come around to the front and connect,
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  Speaker 1: got all these boots on. But then you got on
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  Speaker 1: your helmet like you like we scared. Get that one
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  Speaker 1: little spike at the top of that silver helmet, like
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  Speaker 1: we're scared of you. You you got to throw your
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  Speaker 1: knee over to get in. What are you doing? The rebels?
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  Speaker 1: The rebels, Yeah you're a rebel. If I open my
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  Speaker 1: car though, I hit you in the head, you better stop.
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  Speaker 1: You better put playing manbody. Scared of y'all. Just I'm
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  Speaker 1: not having You don't need no biker jacket. You don't
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  Speaker 1: need no mike jacket. I don't know where in the
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  Speaker 1: hell you get your jacket from. You're not scandal you
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  Speaker 1: from man next time to du Yeah three wheel man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm like calling from the gut woo. That's it. I'm
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  Speaker 1: think that's funny. J a that. Yeah, you'll see that
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  Speaker 1: this weekend. Up. Don't let them them tastles off your handle.
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  Speaker 1: Bo I mean you put in your registration out of
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  Speaker 1: the jot, out of the boats right in the front.
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  Speaker 1: No you're not. Damn, Oh my god, just safe rid
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  Speaker 1: Get you another wheels, you know, the wheel in the
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  Speaker 1: trunk and get in here like the rest of us
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  Speaker 1: with your scary pine and to the family reunion. About yeah,
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  Speaker 1: iramming that engine? Yeah I sat it. A little boy
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  Speaker 1: with a big will make you feeling bad? Be growing
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  Speaker 1: me and though I'll be killing me. Speaking of that, though, Junior,
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  Speaker 1: besides him, Oh who whacked motorcycle? Yeah? Who don't you
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  Speaker 1: want to see at the barbecue at the family reunion
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  Speaker 1: this weekend? I know it's someone I know. I'm telling
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  Speaker 1: you my uncle, my uncle Jr. I really don't. I
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  Speaker 1: don't want to see him at a family Yeah, he don't.
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  Speaker 1: He don't bring nothing that he shows up absolutely empty
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  Speaker 1: handed and leave with seven or eight plates. I don't
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  Speaker 1: I don't understand. Uh, he don't. He don't bring nothing.
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  Speaker 1: That's like my aunt. She comes prepared with uh, used
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  Speaker 1: aluminum foil in her bag, you know, and it's used
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  Speaker 1: because she's taking the she's taking it off covers of
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  Speaker 1: others stuff that she's had. She just you know what
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  Speaker 1: people saying, people save recycled. She'll yeah, she'll just put
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  Speaker 1: that fold that up, put that in her Bagash, all
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  Speaker 1: this is old. You know. She wants a plate, you want.
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  Speaker 1: I have my own and a plate. Just that, a plate,
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  Speaker 1: not a saucer. Not okay, you don't want to see Tommy.
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  Speaker 1: I'm scared because I'm mad, but I'm scared to say it.
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  Speaker 1: You know. Let me just try to put it away.
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  Speaker 1: We got a relative that I think I think she
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  Speaker 1: got eight keys, but it just accumulates more every cow.
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  Speaker 1: It'd be like two more keys and two mokeys. Where
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  Speaker 1: are you getting all these kids from? And she's pregnant
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  Speaker 1: when she's she keeps shot with right years, she said,
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  Speaker 1: with more kids, yes, do we cook out? It'd be
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  Speaker 1: another kid and me she getting pregnant, right, after the Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: every year, I think barbecue makes her fertile of something.
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  Speaker 1: You know when this kid is coming from man alright, well,
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  Speaker 1: here's the thing. Here's the thing. Every family it just
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  Speaker 1: will not accept you with a white woman. They just
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  Speaker 1: want you get funny looks showed up with him. Jay
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  Speaker 1: looked at you like you the first black man with
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  Speaker 1: a white woman. A right, And yeah, she should have
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  Speaker 1: a T shirt on. She wouldn't she have a T
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  Speaker 1: shirt off? She'll never make the tree'll never getting the shirt. Wow?
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  Speaker 1: And that alright? Coming up next. You know it never stops.
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  Speaker 1: Why do you even think it's going to one day?
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  Speaker 1: It's not going to the ignorance Coming up next, Tommy's
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  Speaker 1: run that prank back. You're listening to the Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show, all right? Coming up at the top of
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  Speaker 1: the hour, miss and we'll be here. She'll have today's
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  Speaker 1: National News Plus right now, Tommy, what's your gut? You're
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  Speaker 1: running the prank back this morn I'm running it back, Shirley. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think my lady is on this show. Have this,
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  Speaker 1: but today's running that prank is Jezebel Spirit. Jezebel Spirit,
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  Speaker 1: touch three people and let him know, Jezebel has a spirit. Hello. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach a sister, Alicia Frank. Alright, alright, alright,
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  Speaker 1: you may not know my voice, but I'm sure you
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  Speaker 1: probably know me if you saw me. But I'm I'm
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  Speaker 1: brother Greg at the church. Okay, all right, how are
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  Speaker 1: you doing. I'm good, I'm good. I'm sorry to disturb
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  Speaker 1: your evening. I wanted to reach out to you the
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: you know, the workers at the church. We we had
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  Speaker 1: a meeting, uh, a lot of the beacons and the
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  Speaker 1: sisters at the church the have come to had a meeting,
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  Speaker 1: and I wanted to give you a call. Melanie, Melanie,
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  Speaker 1: that's that's that's your sister, right ya, sister. Okay, alright, well,
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: now we got a bit of a problem, but uh,
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: they felt that it would be best for me to
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: call you and discuss it with you and and let
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: you know what the you know what they have agreed upon.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: I'm just basically the messenger, and I'm just calling you
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: to give you the word of what's going on. Okay, Um, brother, right, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: brother Greed, Greed. Uh, your wife has an a choir, right,
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  Speaker 1: uh yeah, yeah, like yeah, okay, okay, I know I
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  Speaker 1: think I know. Yeah, okay, okay, all right, Um, Well,
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: like I said, Sister Alicia, what the officials of the
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: church are saying is that they they're saying that they
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  Speaker 1: have reason to believe that your sister has been having
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  Speaker 1: an affair with with pastors and uh, my sister, your sister, Melanie.
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  Speaker 1: They're saying she's having it and having a fair with
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  Speaker 1: having an affair with pastor do not. I'm, like I said,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just the messenger. Okay, So why are y'are calling
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: me about something Melanie doing. Well, like I said, officials
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  Speaker 1: had a meeting, and what they're saying is this is
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  Speaker 1: nothing but a jezzerble spirit and what they are not
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  Speaker 1: wait wait, wait a minute now, and now you're being rude.
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  Speaker 1: Now come on, okay, I'm gona here yet. Now you're
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: just hear me out. Now. They're saying that this is
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: a juzzlebell spirit and they would rather oh of the
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: family not be welcome at the church anymore. Okay, First
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: of all, why are you delivering a message to me
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  Speaker 1: about my sister. If you have a problem with my sister,
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: seems like you will be calling my sister. Now we
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: two separate people, So why are you calling me about
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: my sister about a rumor? And now you say y'all
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: don't want me in the church. Is that? Is that
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: what you're saying for the entire family. So if you
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: got some brothers, sisters, aunt team they want because they
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: evidently all of the ladies in the comps of fact
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  Speaker 1: must have some tide of Jezebel spirit of nobody they
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  Speaker 1: don't and they don't want to Wait wait, wait, wait
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  Speaker 1: a minute. Now, you just like I said, now, be
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: be mindful who you're speaking to, calling somebody or Jezebel.
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  Speaker 1: What you know, what you can't do is called somebody
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  Speaker 1: and accuse somebody and then call him a derogatory word.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Come about somebody of Jezebel and a Jezebel. Now you're
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: being rude, sir. Well, it's a Jezebels spirit. It's what
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: they were saying that they's got to be the most asternine, foolish.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: And that's I've ever heard in my life. Who've done that?
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: Who aren't you to call me? Don't ask me no
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: like that, you're calling me all like some bush like
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: who who can hell call my body? Got a Jezebell sis?
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: That's gon to call somebody a kid, come like you
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: got a bad kid? Is your mama rale Jezebel kid?
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: Don't wait, wait, wait a minute. I'm just did your
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  Speaker 1: mama did your red little sit where my wife's out
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: of Jezebel's spirit. I'm asking you and your ass that's
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: what's gonna happen. You're gonna mess around and get your
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  Speaker 1: ass up and get draw through the damn pool pit
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  Speaker 1: around with the top. Well, as of right now, the
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: family can't come to the church. You think we want
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: to be around a church that got people conferts asking me,
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: I sholl damn might do I have a Jezebel? But
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: you never answered the question do you have one? I
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: might have a ray had spirit? Now you know she
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: was a good Bible. Now I've been if never this
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  Speaker 1: dame church for the last eight year. I don't say
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: plenty tides to this damned church and it's attacked the
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  Speaker 1: priblem with me. Do help that I have a problem
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: with me? Just Alicia, Yeah, let me tell you this.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: Then I'm gonna be go ahead. First of all, before
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: you see another damn work, you need to apologize and
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: speak to look like you got something Okay, can I
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: say this? Go ahead? I apologize. Okay, I apologize because
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: this is a few Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: Show and you just got franked by your sister Melanie.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna kick that was right? That was that was
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  Speaker 1: a good for you? Ya got Melanie asked for that.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: I don't know who the lady is in the choir
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  Speaker 1: with the real live sticker with that. I have no
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: the idea, alright, No Jezebel spirits, none of that. We
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  Speaker 1: all right? Maybe maybe you ray half like I did.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: Maybe your ray hal because you don't even more than
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: the one the Bible. She did good work for the kingdom,
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: because you know, I'm just working for the kingdom now.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: I have been a long time now with Oh God
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: at church people. I love church people. Hey, let me
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: ask you something. What is the baddest radio show with
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: the lay? You tell him, girl, you tell him, You
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  Speaker 1: tell him. Jail's Abel's spirit. That's right, Junior boy. One
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  Speaker 1: day away, one day away from Megafest Dallas, Texas, tomorrow night.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, Kay Bailey Hudginson Convention Center. Tickets on
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  Speaker 1: sell right now. I'll take the master outlets. It's me.
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  Speaker 1: and get it. If you in Dallas, come by and
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  Speaker 1: get it right now. I wish we could be there.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: That sounds like fun. You got playing money fun? I said,
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: I wish I could be there. Um, Carl and Jr.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: Is working you. If you ain't with me and Dallas,
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: you should be with them in New Orleans. Now you're
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: gonna have to make a decision. You want to wear
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: your church hat or you want to do the electrics? Lad,
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: which one you want to do? I'm in Dallas, So
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: who's gonna barbecue at my house? Really? Tommy? Really? How
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: intensitive of you? Who's gonna do those sides? Not you?
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying I will be working all right. Listen.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: According to Sports Illustrated, apparently, when you finally win the
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: World Series after a hundred and eight years, you get
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: to go to the White House. The Cubs are in Washington,
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: d C. To play the Nationals, and they're gonna make
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: their second visit to the White House since winning the
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: World Series. The team was there in January met with
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: President Obama before he left office. Today's meeting with President
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: Trump is just ribbed as informal. It was set up
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: by a team's co owner, Todd Ricketts. Rickets. Miss Anna's
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: coming up with national news. We'll be back. You're listening
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: to the Steve har All right, miss Anna standing by
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: with today's national news. But Phil Jackson is out in
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: New York. Okay, so polish your resumes. And New York
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: Knicks are looking for a new general manager after parting
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: ways with Phil Jackson. Yeah, after three losing seasons. Uh.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: Phil Jackson had become embroiled in offseason scuffles with Carmelo
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: Anthony and some of the other players there. Uh And
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: though owner James Dolan had pledged support for Jackson just
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: months ago, the Knicks decided to make a fresh start.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: Jackson got his start as a player with the Knicks
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: back in the seventies, but is best known, of course
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: as the mastermind coach behind the triangle offense that powered
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: Michael Jordan's Bulls and Kobe Rance Lakers to multiple championships.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, uh, this doesn't solve, however, the Carmelo problem. Okay,
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: we're calling this the Carmelo problem. He still wants to
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: stay in New York, but his salary is so high
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: is keeping them from making other roster moves. And uh,
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, they pay him a lot there,
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: so they're gonna try to finagle some stuff, I guess.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: But speaking of Carmelo, he is gearing up for brand
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: new gig two Okay, sources say that Carmelo is pitching
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: a reality show about his work as a political activist.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: The weekly half hour show would feature Carmelo addressing social
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: issues with other celebs will also work in activism, and
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: venturing out to meetings and rallies. Interesting, uh, very interesting.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: Yea in sports that knows politics, that would be cool.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: So yeah, this is according to sources in New York
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: that you know, he's doing other things. Branching out, branching out, branching.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: He's been branching out. Somebody let it go him with me.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: Come on, he's been branching. Now, the club way he's
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: been branching. Okay, Lala says they're best friends. They're best
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: friends right now, and she left it open. You never
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: know if they'll get back together. And now the baby
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: don't need to be seeing this, That's all I'm saying. Baby,
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: don't need to be seeing you go ahead and lead
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: the Knicks. Man, he just should go here and go
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: He should because he at the end of his career.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: You want to get on a good team at least
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: try for a championship. Yeah, some rumors he may go
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: to Boston or something. Did you hear that? Yeah, Boston.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: Want anywhere he needs to go other than New York,
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: you know, like like Toronto ain't bad right now, mellow
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: University canuck you can go down there, close to college.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: He really should be in Atlanta. You know what I mean?
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: You're right by Magic said. You know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: You get you know, cheats right down the coln. You
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: know we wrong, We wrong, Yes, we wrong. But a
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: lot of basketball news yesterday. Did you hear Chris Paul
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: go right down, baby that we got him. Now. All
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: we need now is Lebron and Wen. You don't see
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: that you think positive, dream and then get Phil Jackson,
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: his coach. He all right, come on, let the beautiful,
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  Speaker 1: the one and only. We got national news with m
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: Is and Trip. Thanks Tommy, Good morning, everybody, Toria, Carla,
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: Shirley and Junior and Joy Anthony Brown, everybody out there
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: and Trip. Okay, here we go. The parts of the
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: President's a travel band permitted now by the Supreme Court,
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: going to affect at eight pm tonight, and immigration lawyers
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: and members of the American Civil Liberties Union are going
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: to be at the international airports to help people if
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: they get, you know, entangled. In all this, officials on
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: the Justice Department, Homeland Security, and the State Department drew
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: up a list of criteria that visitors from the six
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: mostly Muslim countries will now have to meet before being
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: allowed to enter this country. The measures include the increased
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: screening of electronic devices. Also, a person has to have
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: a bona fide relationship quote unquote with the U. S. Citizen,
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: like a parent of sibling or an adult child. So
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: we'll see how that shakes out. Republican leads me, while
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: working with the President try and revise the Senate's healthcare bill,
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: but already Leader Mitch McConnell's now promising to get a
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: vote on it once lawmakers returned to the Capitol after
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: the July fourth recess. We'll contin working so we can
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: bring legislation to the floor for debate and ultimately a vote.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: We know that we cannot afford good delay on this issue.
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  Speaker 1: We have to get this done for the American people.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: Republicans need fifty votes to pass the measure. They have
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: fifty two seats. But but, but at least seven GOP
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: senators say they're not going to pass this bill in
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: its current form. McConnell has to find a way to
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: appease the moderates who disagree with the cuts to Medicaid
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: and the Conservatives who don't think the cuts go deep
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: enough if he can kind of a bridge that develvide somehow,
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: I don't know. And then on top of that, a
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: no vote can be taken on the measure until the
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: federal number of crunches the Congressional Budget Office take a
• 36:36
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  Speaker 1: a series of report about a substance that was commonly
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  Speaker 1: network called it pink time. Now, that's a term coined
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  Speaker 1: I eat. I don't know what the lettuce anyway? President Trump. Now,
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  Speaker 1: the first fundraiser of reelection campaign last night the cheapest
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  Speaker 1: what I now. Back to the je the butterfly at
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  Speaker 1: the twenty minutes after the hour. You want to stay
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  Speaker 1: tuned to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You know we
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• 37:51
  Speaker 1: bye bye, everybody you're listening. Steve Harvey. Steve Harvey is
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  Speaker 1: that time. Jay Anthony Brown is on you right now.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning everyone, Shirley Color, Junior, jay Zy Brown, every
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  Speaker 1: time me. Oh my god, it is a pleasure to
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  Speaker 1: be here. How ya doing this morning? Good morning baby,
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  Speaker 1: flap on, flap on, brother, Oh my god, Oh my god.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: So this is what's going on, because we're getting ready,
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: I'm getting eyes tuoped up. But the pot with you lack.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: So this is what I'm having. I am having a
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: red white and blue pink party, a red white and
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: blue pink party, and I want everybody, everybody on this
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: show to come dressed as a revolutionary South. Okay, all right,
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: if we're gonna before we eat Bobby, before we eat barbecue,
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: we're gonna marche around the yard and everybody's gonna have
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: a real white, blue and big the biggest just my play.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: But anyway, um, and you're gonna be like, You're gonna
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: be like a captain, Jay Anthony, You're gonna be a Calthin. Okay,
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: That's what I want you to do. But you're gonna
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: have a little um you know the Nickabockers. You know
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: it's gonna stop at your knee and then you're gonna
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: have your stocking, your stockings, and you're gonna have a
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: wig because we're gonna be we get ready to fight.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: We're gonna revolutionary jor uh huh. You know I need
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: a druma boy. What's somebody got to be my drama
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: take it to be a captain. I get to be
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: a drummer boy. You're gonna be my drummer boar drama boy. Okay,
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: but you get to play something different. You don't have
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: to play nothing, you know, revolutionary or nothing like that.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: You can play with you like like some jay z
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: or so you play something like that. Okay, Shirley and Carlo, y'all,
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: y'all gonna be throwing confetty and stuff as we walk
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  Speaker 1: across through through the yard, red white and blue confetty
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: and we're gonna have five works going. I've been stop
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna have Roman candle. I'm so excited. So
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: it is the Red, white and Blue Pink Party. We
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: just this is something we're gonna start doing traditionally before
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: we do our bari kills. Okay, the flu Wait, when
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: are we gonna be doing it? I just wanted to
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  Speaker 1: get that. It's what did you say? We're gonna do
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: it Tuesday. We're gonna do it. We're gonna do it.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know something about tradition this Tuesday. Yeah, because
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  Speaker 1: ye're gonna be through with um, with essence and time.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: We're gonna be through with um. Make a been and everybody.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: We're gonna we're gonna kind of my house and we're
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: gonna do it. It's gonna be good. Just listen. Just
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: get your drums. You don't be wearing about nothing. El
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: get your drum and your beat. I can't do this too.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: We walk. You need a new drums. I do it,
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: But man, how are you leaving the group before we
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: put the group together? Have a summer cold skitter to me?
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: And on Tuesday, you gotta wa a sommericle. You gottunderstand.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: You put this wig on and play these damn Johns down.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: Do that, Anthony, you asked me earlier. If you can,
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: you don't. I don't want you to play the fluke.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: I want to bring you, bring your heart minor. That's
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: what you do? All right? Coming up next, it's time
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: for Comedy Roulette with Junior and the Nephew and of
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: course Jay at thirty four after that's the movie you're
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  Speaker 1: listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, as promised, Uh,
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: comedy Comedy Roulette is coming up. It's right now. Actually,
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: so we gotta explain because we've only done it one
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  Speaker 1: other time before. Yeah, we've only Yeah, let's okay, it
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  Speaker 1: was very simple. You guys always wanted to test us,
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: to test out comedy skills. I don't know why you do.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: I don't know why we do this every day. We're
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: so good because it's just that good. So what you
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: guys gonna be gonna put five subject on the wheel?
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: You're gonna spin the wheel. We don't know where it's
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: gonna stop, wherever it stops. Because we're so good. We
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  Speaker 1: don't just riff on that one subject. It too hard.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know the subject. I don't even stay ready
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  Speaker 1: what you got. Let's let's sear the subject with the subject.
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: You know, I was gonna, okay for to read off
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: the subjects? Yeah, what's the subject? I don't have them
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: in front of me. On the wheel. Okay, put them
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: on the wheel there. Okay, that makes it even more
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: fun if we put it on the wheel. All right,
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: Just what's here? Alright? Got him? The subject is I
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: know y'all can do this. The subject is people who
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: have one hand smaller than the other. First of all,
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: it's a shocker. What is wrong we're going first? First
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: of all, it's a shocker. First of all, if I
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  Speaker 1: look down there and your hands are not matching, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know what you've been doing. The
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: one thing I found out, people with one hand that's
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: smaller than others. They're good for getting changed at the
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: quarter of couches. They can get in there and grab
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: whatever's down there. Just find somebody, anybody hands dollars then
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: the other. Please get that here and get this change. Tommy,
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say this. I'm gonna say this, and you
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: are probably one hundred percent all man, You probably are.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: But what you can't be is my right hand man.
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: That's what not. You're not gonna be my right hand man.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: Not with that hand you're not. Not only is the
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: hand small, but it's the first hand they put out
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: like they got another perfectly nice size hand out that
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: they never that they never greets you with what isn't
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: And here's the thing, it's always kind of mortis. I
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: don't know little hands. I don't know why I say
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: that either, Jay, you know the people with small hands
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: always asking for stuff like hand me that piece of paper.
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: The first thing you think of his hand. I've seen
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: him so small, tommy small. Okay, they got the one
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: big hand and since the other hand is small, they
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: have a small watch on the small you know, Okay,
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: let me try. I don't I don't have a problem
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: with you writing to me or writing a note to me,
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: but when you're write it in short hand, I can't.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: I can't get you understand. You can't write to me
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: in short hand. I don't read short hand right though,
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: with that hand, because I don't like, I ain't like
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: hugging people with little hand. One hand. They put that
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: hand they wrap around the back and they put that
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: hand in the center of your back like a baby
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: pushing you that. Yeah, And it's just a little bitter
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: than a chicken foot, not really that little. Yes. In fact,
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: a chicken foot has more meat on You don't want
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: you know what you know? You are the real reason
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: they say, don't let the left hand know what the
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: right You're the reason why they put it out there
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: in the Bible. Right, don't never let the lift hand
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: the right hand. Alright, alright, good job, guys, great job.
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: I think I never tell me frank phone call coming
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: up next. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: All right, coming up at the top of the hour.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: It's the Strawberry Letter. About four minutes after the hour,
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: so get ready. The subject for today is keeping it
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: in the family. Keeping it in the family, all right,
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: But up next the prank phone call. Come on, nephew,
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: what do you have on the menu for us today?
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: It don't stop. Shirley Weed in the church, Van Weed
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: in the church, vain so you can join. What are
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: you saying. I'm just in the church and we're not
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: gonna have it. We're not gonna have it. Hello, I'm
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: trying to reach Dann Brother brother Dan. Hello, Hello, because
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: i'll TV that I'm trying to brother Dad, brother Dan. Okay, Yeah,
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: this brother Scott from your church and Belt the Baptist. Hello, brother, Yeah,
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: I call you. I'm I'm trying to get a little
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: information about the church man, and what's what's your schedule? Uh?
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: Would you drive the church and what's what's your schedule?
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: I drove it Wednesday, Fridays and Sunday. Okay, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday,
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: Now Sunday. What what is that sketch O Sunday. I
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: usually thought about eight o'clock in the morning, probably a
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: little earlier, depending on some of the elderly people that
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: I had to go pick up and bring to the church,
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: make sure they get there okay, and get situated and
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: make sure they're on time for the service and whatnot, Okay,
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: and then you take them back home after services over. Yes,
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: I try to get all of them back home, unless
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: they got family members or something that come up there
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: and meet him up there and want to take them
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: to them or something afterwards. But I usually get everybody
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: back home, okay. Okay. Now this class Sunday, which is
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: part of the reason why I'm calling. Uh. They're saying
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: that some of the church uh members that was on
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: the van this Sunday. Uh, they are complaining saying that
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: that the church van was smelllling like weed when they
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: got on there. Excuse me, they say the church van
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: were spending like weed when they got on there and
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: you are the person that was driving them. No no, no no, no,
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: no no no not not not the van that then
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: I'm drying. I'm so, I don't know. I don't know.
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: I ain't smoke weed and novel h do you smoke weeds?
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: I don't smoke weeds, I mean not currently. I mean
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: I have before, but I don't smoke weed now and
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't smoke weeds before picking some people up to go.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: Now where you from? Who told you this? Well? All
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: I know is what what? What's coming down the pipeline?
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: And they're saying that that A couple of them members
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: came complaining this just happened last week about this pipeline.
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: I want to know who the pipeline is because just
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: last week they came at me talking about that. I
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: I was using the van to go places that I
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: wanted to go to on my personal time. Now I
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: don't do that. I don't do stuff like that. Now.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: I have had a path, I haven't had a history,
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: but I don't do stuff like that. And I wouldn't
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: smoke No church fan, So are you seriously talking? What? What? What? What? What?
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: We're trying to We're trying to get to the bottom
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: of it and see what's going on with you. The
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: Sutherly person said, do you know which one? I don't
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: love me? Every Sunday then people tell me they love me. Uh,
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: they say, I'm one of the most respectful young gentleman
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: they've ever met in their life. And so I really
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: find it hard to believe that you you getting these
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: type of complaints about me, one of them saying smell
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: like who we I don't know what that means or
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: nothing like that. Look, brothers, I don't know you too well,
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: and I know you don't know me. But I've been
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: driving this van as as as a point to try
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: to change my life and where I come from. So
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: this was was something that I wanted to volunteer even
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: though I'm getting paid to give my time to do
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: this for the church. And now this is like the
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: second instance where y'all and came at me on some
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: stuff about like I'm trying to do something with this van. Now,
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: why would I disrestake the church van by smoking weed
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: in it and then letting the weeds stay in there
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: so other people could smell it? Okay, so let me
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: tell you what we're gonna do. We're gonna go out
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: here to the church. They had to say, we're gonna
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: go out here today and open it up, like if
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: we see any seeds or anything around the driver's seat,
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: then then then then we're gonna We're gonna definitely, uh
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: point open the van up. Man. I was raised in
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: that church. Man, My mama go to that church, my grandma.
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: See you go to that church. See the reason we
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: even all left that church. And you think I'm gonna
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: mess up, they ain't. By driving around in the band
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: full of elderly people smoking and I don't know how
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: to band smell like weed. Man, Now I don't. I
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: don't got the answers to these questions. I'm just trying
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: to tell you that it wasn't me. Did you have
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: some weed in your pocket? And with your sing? I
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: ain't had no weed on me. Stop trying to say
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: like I had weed on me and you ain't gonna
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: get me nothing that I had and we ain't had
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: no weed on me. Okay, Now, you ain't gonna miss
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: up my name or my family's name in this church
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: and disrespect us like this. Now, we've been helping this
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: church for years and I'm trying to tell you that
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: I ain't riding around and no fans smoking no weed
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: with no elderly people. Did you ask any of the
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: elderly people if they had any weed on them? Uh? No, no, no,
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: I didn't think about no elderly people having no weed.
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: So you assume it's me what one of them got?
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: Got coma something? What? What? What you know? What? You know? Who?
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: I think? What? Did you know? Who I think the
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: weed belonged to? Oh? I think I think the weed
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: along and nephew time from the Steve Harvey this show.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: What damn you just got prink? Oh my god, you
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: just got preak. What is just? His name is brother? Uh?
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: Brother Lawrence? Lawrence laws Oh Larry called her Larry, but
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: law Larry Ry in trouble with me? Hit him with
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: the man. I got one more thing that I got
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: one more thing to ask you, man, what is saddest
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: and I mean the saddest radio show in the lands? Man, Steve,
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: come on, come on? Not geting to him that? Yeah,
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: won't he do it? Yeah? Yeah? Did you ever if
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: they were I didn't think about that. Yeah, he got it.
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: Threw you a little bit on that one get off
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: me with it. Yeah, you're not gonna get me. My mama.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: Go to that church man take coma Coma just gonna
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: feel like that. That was good. Won't He Do It?
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: Comedy Seat Prank c D is coming out and it
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: is going to be or writing Dallas, Texas at the
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: Kate Bailey Hutchinson Conventions in and you can get it.
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: I'll be at the booth on him Friday and Saturday
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: and you can come hang out with your boy. I
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: get your get to be the one to get the
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: first c D the Won't He Do It? Tommy is
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: pranking church folks again. Yes, I ah, every last one
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: and take a picture with you. Get a picture several
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: look and ladies buy the CD. It's his latest pres
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: You don't have to buy anything. Picture like tom too. Yeah,
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: mega best this weekend. So many hats over there, Dallas, Texas.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: Oh God, I'm a sure call him about y'all. I
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: had about season hats onself. I got it. Huh okay,
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: all right, well nephew, thank you so very much. Good job.
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: You are the king, the undisputed King of Franks. Yes,
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: you are coming up in about an hour. Uh, we're
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: gonna talk about what's bothering nephew time, and he's up
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: again with these nursery rhymes. Here, y'all don't understand is
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to ain't I ain't know. Broke this down
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: to y'all before I'm down. Oh, I got knowledge in
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: wisdom j that they don't never let out the nursery
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: rhyme broken down. The girl's talk about it? You wait,
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: call it call what you know what? Call? I may
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: impress you one day. It's been years when all right,
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: this strawberry letter is coming up. Next to the subject
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: is keeping it in the family, Keeping it in the family,
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: that's the subject. I like that it sounds. Yeah, this
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: is a letter I think you will like. Nephew keeping
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: it in the family. It's deep. Yeah, it's it's kind
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: of deep. Yeah, all right, we'll be back keeping it
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: in the family. Uh, that's the subject of the strawberry letter.
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: We will be back. Thank you very much. You're listening, Steve. Alright,
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: it's that time. Let's buckle up, let's hold on tight.
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: We got it for your strawberry letter. Yes, we do, nephew,
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: subjects keeping it in the family. Dear Stephen Shirley, please
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: help me what I want to do may cause turmoil
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: within the family. Here's the situation. A young lady and
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: I have a crush on each other, but she used
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: to be married to someone that was related to me
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: by marriage. She used to be married to my stepfather
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: and get follow along with this, okay, she used to
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: be married to my stepfather's sister's son. Got it. Her
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: husband is deceased. Now. Before her husband died, we had
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: only seen each other three times. After the third time,
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: we realized we had a connection, so we kept in touch.
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: We only texted each other on special occasions and holidays
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: back then. Now we text more frequently and we enjoy
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: each other's company. We know that we are not related,
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: but out of respect for the family, we want to
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: do the right thing. She keeps trying to hide her feelings,
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: but I can tell she feels how she feels about me.
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: She also encouraged me to write this letter to you
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: for your opinion. So should we move on with our
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: lives or can we pursue a relationship to see what happens.
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: We really need your help with this to to prevent
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: a disaster. Do you think it would cause a major
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: problem within our family? Please advise you're right, Uh yeah,
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: I think it just might cause some turmoil in the family,
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: a major problem. As you put it. It might raise
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: a few eyebrows. It might cause a few of your
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: cousins just to side eye you with their hands on
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: their hips. But it's not like you're being disrespectful to
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: anyone here. The husband is deceased and he was not
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: related to you at all. This is so far down
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: the line, this situation. He was not he he was.
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: This is what he was, Your stepfather's sister's son. You
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: all are not related at all. So you need to
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: really decide together if you want to beat with each other.
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: If you're feeling it, go for it. Get your relationship tight,
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: figure out what you're gonna say to people, and all
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: that kind of stuff. You know, if you choose to
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: do that, then you know, after your relationship is tied,
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: you've got the friendship going and everything, then you can
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: start slowly showing up to family reunions. But you know,
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: it still might make them a little uncomfortable, but I
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: think eventually they'll come around. Jay No no no no
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: no no no no no no no no no no
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: no no no. We did a bit earlier about people
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: who have one hand smaller then the other. And the
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: reason this happens is because people in the family get together.
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: And this is what happens. This is how the kids
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: come out while you got one foot facing the front
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: and the other foot going to the back of you.
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: When when that's they are, yes, there are This is
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: not to be played with, Charley. This is why you
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: have kids whose eyes are totally crossed, you know what
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: I mean. They can watch the party for you because
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: they got cross This is why you had these kids
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: with the big water here related. This is why you
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: had the kids with one ear bigger than the other year.
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: But they can't hear damn fact. All right, don't do
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: not do not play with us, all right, don't minx
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: these jeans up. Leave it alone. I'm telling you. You've
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: been warn you've been one a thank you. They're not related. Okay,
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: come on, if we ain't related, we doing it you
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: hear me. Let me tell you something. It's all right
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: to be with your step aunties, cousins, baby dadd and
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: nephew needs to adopted sister. It's all right. It's all
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: right to be with your step aunties. Cousins, baby dad
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: is nephews needs adopted sister. Ain't nothing wrong with it.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: I have been through this before. I was with my
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: uncle's second wife's daughter in law's twin sisters cousin. We
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: dated for six months and did the family have mixed emotions? Yames,
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: But that's all right, love who loved you? Let me
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: tell you something. After your second cousin, everybody is open game.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: Do you hear me? Do you hear me? You can't
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: be a superfine, drop dead gorgeous third cousins. I'm marrying you. Yes,
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: I won't you in my life. Yes, to hell with
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: the family. Will deal with it at the family. Yeah,
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: I married my third cousin. I don't know about half
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: third causer, dude, dudy't what's your who? Your third cousin?
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: Call him? You don't even have a real name. Already
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: used again. I dated my uncle's second wife's daughter in
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: law's twin sisters cousin. That's who I dated. To Mika,
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: Yes I did. I dated my uncle's second wife's daughter
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: in law's twin sisters cousin. My name was to Maka.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: Yes I did, and it was the greatest stay together.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: Oh no, you know it just it got it was
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: I don't know, complicated, complicated, complicated. That's that's what I'm
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: trying to say. Complicated strong. You gotta be strong, like yeah,
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: you got all right? Come on, young one in the
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: group keeping it in the fan, tell you what this
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: one line that got me? He said. She said, uh,
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: she used to be married to my stepfather sister son.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: Her husband is deceased now before the hood that we
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: had only seen each other three times. What do you
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: think killed him? What do you think killed the man?
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: She said it Now, we had only seen each other
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: before her husband dad, We had only seen each other
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: three times. What you think killed the husband? And it's
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: always in threes to always killed They was folding around
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: for they had to be food around for that. Yeah,
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: that's what killed him. When he found out it was
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: who wasn't Timm, who was it was? It was, uh,
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: your stealth auntie's cousin's baby and dad is nephew's niece
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: adopted Suster. Now, when he walked in the room and
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: saw him, that's what killed him, said, I'll be damn.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: It's my brother's cousins. Third whatever, people are not related related,
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: not related? Why was he at the funeral crying harder
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: than anybody on the cast gets so hard show? You
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: know you put him down? All right? If you have
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: some issues, some relationship issues, please send your letter. Email
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: us your letter at Steve Harvey dot com. Okay, we
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: want more letters. All right, we'll be back with part two.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: We have some more on this letter. It's called keeping
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: It in the family. Will be back all right, you're
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve har al right here we are
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: back on this strawberry letter. Part two subjects keeping it
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: in the family. Uh, this was written by a young man.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: I'm assuming he said what he wanted to do may
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: cause some turmoil within the family. Uh. He and this
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: young lady have a crush on each other. But the
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: problem is she she used to be married, the young lady,
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  Speaker 1: to someone that was related to him by marriage. You
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: hear that Jay related to him by marriage no blood,
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: no blood. She used to be married to his stepfather's
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  Speaker 1: sister's son. Her husband is deceased. Now, okay, the stepfather's
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: sister's son that was her husband, he's no longer living.
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  Speaker 1: Before her husband died, they had seen each other three times.
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  Speaker 1: After the third time they realized they had a connection,
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: so we kept in touch. He says. They only texted
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: each other on special occasions and holidays back then. Now
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: they text more frequently and they enjoy each other's company.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: We know that they're not related, but out of respect
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: for the family, they still have respect for the family.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: They want to do the right thing. She keeps trying
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: to hide her feelings, he says, but I can tell
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: how she feels about me. She also encouraged me to
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: write this letter because she wanted our opinions. So should
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: we move on with our lives or can be you
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: need to go? And then I love it. It's not
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: her brother, it's her stepfather sisters being wrong. If cousin hugging,
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: they're trying to fix her life. Carl trying to hug him.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: Hug him tight, hug him with the love that you have. Brad,
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  Speaker 1: kiss your stepbrother, cousin, kiss him stepfather's sister's marriage, a
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  Speaker 1: second cousin, go out ahead. But growing up, didn't you
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: always have a crush on your cousin? Tell you everybody
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: had a crush on there. Everybody did, but you know
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  Speaker 1: not You knew not to cross that line because wasn't
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: I would have asked that. She'd said, go look at
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  Speaker 1: your second cousin. You think they intimate. Well, let's see.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: She keeps trying to hut her feelings. But I can
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: tell how she feels about me. Um, I think they're
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: hand any guinea. They've already done that. They didn't done it.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? But but out of respect
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: were the family. They want to do the right thing.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: I can only go by when they did it. They
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: doing the right thing that time. I'm tima. He had
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: candless rolls, pedals, all that lights low, and she walked
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: in the room and family reunion was playing each other
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: special occasions, and they should do it again, and do
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: it again, do it again. Now they're texting more frequently. Well,
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: you could get something out of and now we enjoy
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: each other's company. Yeah, don't say nothing to me when
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: your kids have to wear baseball caps on. They're not related, Jay,
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: there's no blood. There's no blood between them. Okay, there's
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: no blood. Don't don't have no kids, don't have no children,
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: not related, and tell me you did it before, so stop.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: He got away with it. I'm go said again. It
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: was my uncle's second wife's daughter. In law's twin, sister's cousin. Okay,
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: I think that's a pretty good distance away. Shirley all right,
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: and so is this? Okay? So is this? We're moving on, guys,
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: go to Instagram with your thoughts on today's Strawberry letter
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: at my girls. Shirley all right, okay, come on, Jay
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: introduced her girl from the top. Yeah, please put your
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: hands together for the one and only Blue Stop crags
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: my brother five betis. I'm glad you brought that up
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: because I'm on my way to Albuquerque for the Zeta
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: Pacific Regional Conference. And man, you hit me, look just
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: like I just crossed. I stayed loyal because I'm finer
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: got last time with last time you be to the
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: cap of meeting bro when let's have you been to
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: a conference? Uh, not too long ago, but about two
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: months ago? Okay that you weren't performing at How We're
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: gonna go this? That's what I'm talking That's what I'm
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: talking about. And I will be at the Zaida Leadership
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: Conference in Washington, d C. And I will be at
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: the Sigma Conclave danth Brown. I will be in Detroit
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: with the Brothers of five Babi segment so it's gonna
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: be a blue and white for the July for me,
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: and and blue and white July for me. Then Junior,
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: I will be in Charleston, South Carolina with Sean Jones
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: and Mike Washington at the Double Tree. I'm gonna be
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: doing some comedy, doing some things. So let's get let's
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: get to it. Brothers. Uh, let's see. I don't even
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: know whether else. I don't know. Charles, I don't. I
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: don't know whether I don't. That's both of y'all. I
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: don't know where to start now. The brother with the
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: Bachelor Paradise, stop doing right now, just stop talking call us.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: It's not getting any better. It's it's not just the
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: marry what is his name? Yes, damn damn to marry
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: up you. That's one of the greatest comics in the
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: history of one of the greatest greatest. Gotta shout out,
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: damn damn Mario's Look. Let me see what else I
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: didn't stop doing. Um it's something else. Oh, please stop
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: trying to get viewers on the internet doing wild stuff. Now.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: They just had the girls shoot her own boyfriend, her
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: baby's father. She got one baby and one on the way.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: Just shot the boy in the chest holding a book
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: trying to do something viral. Yet you ain't heard about that.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: Don't do that. Look, look, the only viral videos we
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: like to see when you burn your house down trying
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: to barbecue. Now, those aren't hilarious. At fourth of July,
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: when somebody has messed up the potato salad, that's hilarious.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: Harm when somebody finds out you have par boar the ribs,
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: that is hilarious. Thank you. That's blasphemous. When you try
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: to make your barbacue from scratch and we could taste
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: all the ingredients paprika, thank you. That's see, that's what
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: it is. Yes, pepricas only go on the salad and
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: the devil eggs. Everybody knows that. Yeah, I speaking of
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: nights that everybody knows. No, I am not in the
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: in the movie. Armed response. I am not in that
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: movie because look, this is a Westley Snipe movie. Stop
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: asking listen to me. Now, I was in passenger. Well
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: I was a stun All right, thank you, Cheryl. We
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: got to get out of here. You're listening to the
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show, all right, coming up at the
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: top of the hour. It's Carlo's Reality Update. But right now, next,
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: you tell me. We've been talking about this all morning.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: What is your issue? What's your problem? In a nursery rhymes?
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: So I've been doing nursury rhyme with my son, okay,
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: you know, Jordan six years old. So we read nursery
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: rhymes and it bothers me because all these nursery rames,
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: every last one of them, just bad relationships. That's all
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: they all. Every every nursing rame is a bad relationship,
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: every single one of them. I don't care how you
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: look at. When I get through reading, I was like that,
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  Speaker 1: ain't that but just a bad related relationship? Okay, first
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: of all, let me just say this, what you stupid
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  Speaker 1: with you? I'm gonna play along with you. I got playing,
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: I'm serious. Okay, all right, well then Tommy, okay, how
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: about the story of gold locks into three bands? An example? Okay,
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: go ahead, what's the story story? You know where the
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: three bears who weren't bothering nobody? Okay, they left the
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: house real quick. Okay, this one with a little white
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: girl shows up and breaks into their house, messes up stuff,
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: eats their food, and then falls asleep. Okay, So so
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: stop right there. You don't see a relationship in this story.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: I don't see that. How do you see what you see? Okay, okay, okay,
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: you don't see that. This ain't nothing but the ex
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: coming by her ex boyfriend house. You don't see that.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: Let me ask you something. What did she do? She
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: ate up everything? Where was she when everybody walked in
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: the house? Well, sleep, sleep in the bed. That's what
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: an X will do to you. Soon as you walk
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: in the house, she had found herself back in the bed.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: And here you come in the door with another woman.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: That's how it goes down. This ain't nothing but the relationship,
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: because guess what the ex know how to do? Ex no,
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: how you see, know how to get past security and
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: everything and getting your house, laying your bed and wait
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: on you. That's what the ex can do. Three bears
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: ain't nothing but a damn relationship that the went bad. Ignorant,
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: that's right here. I don't know how y'all don't see it? Right?
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: Can we bring the music down just that little bit? Yes? Yeah,
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: I can't what you call you? You? Okay? Your little girl,
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: little old Now she probably ain't in the nurse you rap,
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: But didn't you used to read them to him? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: of course, Okay, you didn't see none of this. I
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: see No, I don't, I don't see none of that.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: Come on, all right, okay, how about how about it?
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: How about three You don't see him on the three
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: pe You know what I mean? Really really really are
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: reaching right here? What's the issue with three pigs? One
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: of y'all an't one of y'all three pig stories? The
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: pigs they had they build a house, and and every
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: night when they build a house, the wolf would come
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: along and huff and puff, and he blow the house down.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: And the story that's one of the stories of the
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: three pigs. And you don't tell us that's a bad RelA,
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: that's relationship gone bad. Here's what's been going on all
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: these years. Here's what being Don't none of y'all, none
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: of y'all know nothing about the three peg do you?
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: Y'all have been, but y'all been siding with these three
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: pigs since you heard this story. Y'all have made the
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: three pigs the good people in this thing? Am I right?
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: I'm Terry, Listen to me, Listen to me. This is
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: nothing but a relationship gone bad. If y'all don't even
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: know them pigs name y'all done names, yes, Willy and
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: Willing the third, You Willing and Willing the third. These
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: ain't your average pigs. They let me tell you something.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: They all lived together, houses, side by side, right a wrong? Right? Okay?
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: Why would a wolf just show up at their house?
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: You know why? You want to know why? Because these
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: three pigs been messing with the wolves. Old lady for
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: the longest she was she was into that kind of thing,
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: you know, that swinging, thanks into that. So he showed up.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: He was upset, he got tired of it. And what
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: he do He blew all the house and down. That's
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: what's just about, oh man, Tommy, the fact that y'all
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: don't look past the pictures. So y'all looking at pictures
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: and little skid pig behind the straw and any one.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: But then y'all wind up in the brick house. I'll
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: come in. Stop stop ahead, if you can do this one, okay,
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: this one. This one is a nursery rhyme. Okay, remember
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: this one. There was an old lady who lived in
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: a shoe. Okay, I'm no, there wasn't old lady who
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: lived in a shoe. Go ahead, Yeah, okay, she had
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: so many kids, remember that she didn't know what to do.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: Say that part again, she had so many kids, she
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: didn't know what to do. Now, bunch of relationship, Man,
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: I don't know what. I'm gonna stop you. I'm gonna
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: drop the mic right there. That don't mean no exper
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: You got kids coming all out the side of the ship.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: You got kids coming out of the soul and the
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: heal the tower that you what don't want to get
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: out of these kids from that's nineteen relationships right there. Yeah,
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: you see that all out the shoelations, just kids just
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: hanging out all on the thread. What do we talk?
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: We're gonna feed all these kids. This is relationship. This
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: ain't This is y'all support. You don't see baby mama,
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: baby mama drama. Going to agree with him. I'm really
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: agree with it. Shirley, Shirley. Yeah what Carla, Yes, you're
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: a tom Tommy give one getting one more? What? Yeah,
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: you're all feel welcome to me. Man. I'm tell you
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: right now, I'm asking for a raise when he goes.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: If I got to do this type, I need point though,
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: Junior and Junior next week. Next week, I'm tell you
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: about the Instibents and Spider. Wait, all right, just hang
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: on and hang on hand when he's right with Reality
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: Update with Carlo Carlos. Reality Update coming up. You're listening
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Hardy Morning Show. All right, now it's time, nephew,
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: let's go, let's go here it is Buckle up, hold tight,
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: it's that time. Reality Update. Alright, nephew, I heard that.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. Alright, crew,
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: here we go, loving hip hop. It's up. Let's go,
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: Shirley girl. All right. So you brought Kirk Lawyered up
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: to fulfill his promise that he made to his wife
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: Rashida to get a DNA test to find out if
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: he is the father of Jasmine's baby and the family
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: they went on the like a little getaway, and Kirk
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: told his wife that he is doing what he needs
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: to do to protect his family. So just in case
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: his alleged baby mama, Jasmine goes after their assets, Kirk
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: hands his wife paperwork saying that he would give her
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: everything is she wants a divorce and he's doing, yeah,
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: you're thin air everything but disrespectful to his mother, to
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: her mother, Yes, because you know Ms. Charlene Rashida's mom,
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: she is so sick of her son in law. She's
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: so sick of Kirk hurting her daughter. She is not
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: having it. She wants Kirk to take this DNA test
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: once and for all. Then you know, it's kind of
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: a heating exchange. He's so tired of mister len All
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: in the business. And then they in this particular scene,
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: they kind of showed this promo for next week's show
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: where Kirk is standing there saying, I'm tired of love
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: and hip hop tearing up my family, like it's the
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: show's fault. You cheated, really, yeah, you cheated when you
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: was in that stream on the once. Yeah. I was like,
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: you need to really stop, Kirk. So, I don't know
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: why they make it a big fuss out this DNA tests.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: Just bring up by my grandmother's house. We'll let you
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: know in five minutes. Just let us your grandmother did that.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: You know, old people look at babies and tell you
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: right now that baby yours and that they already to
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: know that ain't in. But we'll see next week. I
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: think they will reveal the d n A results and
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: you're right doing you're talking about dragging it out. Yes, yes, surely.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: Stevie Jay's daughter, Savannah and I remember, you know, Stevie
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: Jay's daughter, they had an issue with Joscelyn, and so
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: Savannah met with Mimi and told Mimi about Joscelyn's whack
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: apology and how Joscelyn was trying to be the victim
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: during her apology. It was just really really whack. And uh,
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: MEMI met with Stevie J. And she told him that,
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: you know, she does not want Jocelyn around her daughter Eva.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: And Jocelyn wants to get back together with Stevie J.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: And she wants to get married. But Stevie J. Yeah,
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: he kind of he lied to me me and said
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: that Jocelyn wants to apologize to everybody and that, uh,
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: they're just gonna be friends. So he is lying to
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: Mimi about Joscelyn's what her wish is are, on what
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: she wants to do. Mimi wants a protective order against
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: Jocelyn and she can't get it unless Eva, their daughter,
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: has been physically hurt by Joscelyn. So these people forget
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: that they're filming. I don't think they can. They forget
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: the cameras are there. Okay, yeah, yeah, you know thinks anymore.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't either, because she's, yeah, she's
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: running a loge. She's not coming correct nothing. No, no,
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: you're not gonna get me to go down this street
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: with you anyway. Yeah, so we'll see. I think Mimi
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: bottom line, she thinks that Joscelyn is a bad influence
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: period and she doesn't want a daughter around. And I'm
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 1: not mad at Mimi for that. Let's move on Basketball Wives,
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: John Her Basketball Wives is back, yeah, and why it's back?
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: But why? But anyway, Tammy invited the ladies on a
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 1: trip to New York City and then Evelyn she took
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: her girl, Shawny back down memory lane. They was visiting
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: the Bronx and then Jackie and Evelyn, Jackie, Christie and
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: Evelyn they have been beating, beefing, and so things got heated.
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: Evelyn told Jacqueline not to call her the B word
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 1: in front of her daughter, and Jackie apologized, and then
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 1: she wanted Evelyn apologize to her. Jackie went off and
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 1: told Evelyn that she's a non factor, and you know,
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: Evelyn made that line famous, and then that set Evelyn
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: off along with other things. Yes she did, Yes she did.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: She went in Evelyn kicked off her shoes, Jay, and
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: tried to charge at Jackie. And it's like here we
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 1: go again, at me, but don't hold me that. Yeah,
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 1: let me go. They're they're too old for this. They're
• 1:25:05
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  Speaker 1: Jackie's crazy, Carly. Jackie is crazy. Yeah, And surely Evelyn
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: let Jackie push her, but she let her take her Yea. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she took the bait and took the bait from Jackie.
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  Speaker 1: When people know that you can you get round easy,
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  Speaker 1: they use it against you. They really do. Man. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you know, Jake, it's crazy Evelyn. You know she had
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  Speaker 1: this new image about her. She's working on that new
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  Speaker 1: image of not going there and being more good. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And she was on Fix My Life with ian La.
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  Speaker 1: Remember she had show on own, so she was trying
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  Speaker 1: to turn over a new leaf and have a different attitude.
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  Speaker 1: But with them, turn your leaf back over, you know what, Jake,
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  Speaker 1: Don't go there with them, don't z And my final question,
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  Speaker 1: mask Off. You know Future Future. Okay, so you saw
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  Speaker 1: these very expensive crystal mask They said they cost a
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  Speaker 1: on that question. Ask my question, do you think it
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  Speaker 1: was appropriate for Future's daughter to wear that mask because
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  Speaker 1: it was appropriate to make a thousand dollar for that. Well,
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  Speaker 1: Carla and answer that question. Do you think it was
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  Speaker 1: appropriate for futures daughter her name was London to wear
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  Speaker 1: the mask during his performance of mask Off because of
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  Speaker 1: the lyrical content of the show. And that's reality. Update
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  Speaker 1: show that fifty eight percent of married couples say they
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  Speaker 1: share the household chores. Equally nocent say children are not
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  Speaker 1: necessary for a happy and complete marriage. I believe that.
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  Speaker 1: I kind of I believe that too. And twenty percent
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  Speaker 1: said the thing they most commonly argue about is everyone
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  Speaker 1: ready for this one. Let's go around the room. What
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  Speaker 1: do you think it is? I would say money, money,
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  Speaker 1: carla um finance, Yeah, money, or maybe it's Tommy, can
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  Speaker 1: I change paying for sitch? Money? Guys, It's funny, that's
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  Speaker 1: what they most commonly. I used to love. Every woman
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  Speaker 1: wear them and their husband said, oh those new shoes. No, no,
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  Speaker 1: it doesn't even matter if you bought him with your
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  Speaker 1: own money that you worked hard for. Yeah, we always
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  Speaker 1: have to lie about that. Crazy. Have you seen that
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  Speaker 1: commercial with the guys driving and everybody's got their headphones on? Yeah,
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 1: even commercial, it's a great commercial. Yeah. So yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: think that it's it's it's social media. Uh. Money, we
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  Speaker 1: know more about each other than the other person thinks that.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I know, I know what you're doing. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But the number one thing they argue about money. I
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  Speaker 1: can see that. I can see that. Yeah. And money
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  Speaker 1: can stop an argument here, just be glad to take
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  Speaker 1: some money. They can stop and start the route to
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  Speaker 1: all whole of the evil. The love of money is
• 1:30:19
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  Speaker 1: I love that. I love that is congratulations. All right,
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  Speaker 1: coming up, we'll find out where Carla and where Junior
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  Speaker 1: doing this weekend. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: All right, here we are, we are here, but they
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  Speaker 1: Essence for the music festival weekend. What's happening, guys. That
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  Speaker 1: just started a little giggle. That's looking man. We're going
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  Speaker 1: down to Essence. That's what it is. You know. You
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  Speaker 1: know main stage tomorrow night. You know Junior boy being
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  Speaker 1: there Helo with Dina and John Legend and India. When
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  Speaker 1: we at the stage, Junior, what are you gonna say?
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  Speaker 1: Morning every about it and it's at night. You know
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. That's what I did. Go ahead called
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  Speaker 1: he talking ahead talking about talking to people. Holly would
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  Speaker 1: like that big show I've never done. So this is
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  Speaker 1: this is it, you know. So when I see you
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  Speaker 1: in the Superdome night, don't talk to me. Come and
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  Speaker 1: think of it. Timmy did that kind of funny when
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  Speaker 1: he Yeah, let me tell you my entourage is in
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  Speaker 1: town too. You got at entage. It's eighty five of us.
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  Speaker 1: When you see us, you look like you'd have the
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  Speaker 1: d n VA. You gotta pay all the people like Homa.
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  Speaker 1: You know, when you get your money, you gotta spend it,
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  Speaker 1: you know, Yeah, like, hey, you need to find eighty
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  Speaker 1: two of them. No, no, no, I got everybody, every situation.
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  Speaker 1: No no, no, don't even worry about that. I got
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  Speaker 1: this time. Oh well, okay, so you're gonna do your thing. Well,
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 1: let me tell you about my thing going on Friday. Okay, sureley,
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  Speaker 1: So we kicking things off June thirty and through July
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  Speaker 1: swod all weekend long, I will be hosting Essence Eats Experience.
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  Speaker 1: And I see that your girl nephew, Tommy halle Berry
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  Speaker 1: will be there at Essence. Don't do this. Yeah there Friday,
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  Speaker 1: June thirty if kicking off all of the daytime activities,
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• 1:34:28
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  Speaker 1: of the day. This morning went by fast. Uh, it
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  Speaker 1: A White House reporter named Brian Carram got into a
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 1: heated exchange. These reporters man their tempers with Deputy Press
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  Speaker 1: Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders the other day over what he said, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: over what he says as President Trump's ongoing efforts to
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  Speaker 1: undermine the press. The tipping point came when Sanders criticized
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  Speaker 1: CNN and the press as a whole for ignoring positive
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 1: stories about President Trump and instead perpetuating what the administration
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 1: calls fake news. Karen lashed out at Sanders, saying, you're
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 1: inflaming everyone right now with those words. Karen said the
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 1: confrontation was a long time coming, and he reached a
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  Speaker 1: point when he had to take a stand. He says
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 1: she took the opportunity, first thing off the bed to
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 1: go after the media. She was trying to go after
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 1: cn CNN specifically and the media in general. We've been
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 1: called the enemy of the people from that White House.
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 1: We've been told that we're fake news. We are bullied
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 1: and broadbeaten every day, and I pretty much have had
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 1: enough of it. We can't take the bullying anymore. It's
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 1: undermining the Fourth Estate, it's undermining the First Amendment. Was
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 1: a reporter out of line for lashing out at Sanders?
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  Speaker 1: Do you think should the other reporters have done more
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 1: to support him? That's interesting. They just lot all the
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  Speaker 1: time and got to defend, cover it up, or fix
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 1: the And that's why Sean Spicer has such a tough job,
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 1: and that's why they stopped sing it on television. Just
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 1: doing the audio now now that's the White House press briefings. Yeah,
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 1: they just show audio now. So will the press be
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 1: invited back? Why? Why can't the people know be in
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  Speaker 1: the room. I don't understand that. It's called freedom of
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 1: the press for a reason. They have access to you
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 1: as president, the American people, that's yeah, to know what's
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 1: going on, and the press is the one that delivers.
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  Speaker 1: They did a story that he has lied every day
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 1: for the first forty five change, that he was real.
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 1: Well man, that's right there, that is really really that
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  Speaker 1: reporter will not be invited back? No, no, no standing up? Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Brian caram is his name. He said he was up man.
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 1: Because they're not allowing them to do their job. Everything
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 1: is fake news unless they say it right exactly. And
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 1: then it didn't help. CNN got into some trouble, did
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 1: the right thing. They fired the people, and you know,
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 1: they took sorry all about some they did make up something,
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 1: made up some stories. But it was high but the reporters,
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 1: it was Yeah, it was high up in the editorial department, right,
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 1: Like it's a problem when Nate when somebody else lies,
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 1: not them, not them. But it was at a time
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 1: when President Trump is you know, it's a win for him. Yeah,
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 1: you know what incredibility. I don't like calling the president.
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna just calling forty five. A lot of people say, Thatt, Wow,
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 1: he's just a barrel of laughs. Man, I just I
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 1: just never seen a president. It's funny. Man, it's time
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 1: in my life. And that's why it's so hard for
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 1: me to watch House of Cards right now. And I
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 1: love love House of Cards, love it. It's the same thing. Yeah,
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 1: but it's like I'm double watching. It's like, yeah, I'm
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 1: watching the White houseman's going on and and then you
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 1: go it's too much because truth, Yeah, yeah, it's too much.
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 1: Been a better president, yeah, oh he would have for sure.
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  Speaker 1: This president doesn't have a clue on nothing. You don't
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  Speaker 1: know nothing. Healthcare, taxes, it doesn't matter nothing. All we
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 1: know is it's going great, folks, it's going great. A
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 1: lot of great ideasaks and those um superlatives, you know, fantastic.
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 1: Great's gonna be great. Yeah, Like people are out here
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 1: defending you and you're going against the tweets. The president
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 1: is not under investigation. Let me repeat, He's not. I'm
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 1: under investigation. This is a wee an investigations. You know,
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 1: I'm making my business. It's it's his You respect the
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 1: office of presidents. I mean, this is the man who
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 1: runs our country. But he makes it so hard. He
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 1: really makes it hard. You know, he won't listen to anyone.
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 1: You can the president. You cannot go out there and said,
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say it right now, tweet and then I'm
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 1: going on a campaign trip man, and have my you know,
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 1: my my loyalists come out and and and gass me up,
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 1: and then I'm gonna go back in there. You know,
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 1: what are the business hours over at the White House.
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 1: We know he's up at night because he's tweeting like
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 1: you know that, But in the morning he does look glad.
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 1: He needs a nap. He had no idea what he
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 1: was getting himself into. He had no idea. He didn't
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 1: know he was gonna win. Yeah, oh yeah, everyone was
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 1: shocked by that. Everyone he does have that looked like
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 1: I got to be president every day. Yeah, remember that.
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 1: You gotta do the work, absolutely, Carla absolutely governed the people.
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 1: You have to do. And that's what I want to see.
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 1: When does that happen in all of these scandals and headlines.
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 1: It's like, we governor has a great follow the money,
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 1: follow the money to find out what Trump is. She
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 1: always says that that movie The Candidate with Robert Redford,
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 1: Robert Redford when he ran. You know, he was a
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 1: good looking guy. He ran for a Senate position, I believe,
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 1: but he wanted no idea, what was going on, no idea.
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 1: He was clueless, But he won. He got in that
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 1: car and that limo after he won. What the heck
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 1: do we do? Now? Say all the time. It's like
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 1: people who heckle you, they think it's easy. And Steve
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 1: will say, well, come on up here, Lucy, what you
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 1: got No, No, I don't think he wanted your job anyway.
• 1:42:15
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