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Sexual Freudian Slips, Christmas Truth Teller, Big Black Nutcracker, L'ELEVATE BY STEVE HARVEY and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Come come on your fau, I shall will. Good morning everybody.
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  Speaker 1: You are listening to the voice, Come on dig me now,
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  Speaker 1: one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Man
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  Speaker 1: o man o, man hey, you know to date, I
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  Speaker 1: just want to say something, um that I don't think
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  Speaker 1: I've ever shared this way before. The title is very simple,
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  Speaker 1: and that is it's been worth it to me, you know.
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  Speaker 1: I just I just kept thinking that this morning, that
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  Speaker 1: it's all been worth it to me. And what I
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  Speaker 1: mean by that is this relationship that I have with
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  Speaker 1: my heavenly father, it's been worth it to me. I
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  Speaker 1: can't even tell you the value that it has had
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  Speaker 1: in my life. I can't tell you how it's helped
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  Speaker 1: me to understand not only my purpose, but to better
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  Speaker 1: understand my past. That's that's that's critical, man, Because I'm
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  Speaker 1: grateful for that, because so many people can't get beyond
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  Speaker 1: their past and event a set of circumstances, some calamity
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  Speaker 1: that besets them. Maybe it's been grief something, but it
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  Speaker 1: ties so many people up. It's been so worth it
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  Speaker 1: to me it, man, it's it's been worth having someone
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  Speaker 1: to go to when no one else was there. Do
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  Speaker 1: you do you understand what I'm saying? It has? It
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  Speaker 1: has given me a place to go when no one
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  Speaker 1: else has been there. Oh, hey man, we're pulling for you.
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  Speaker 1: Hey man, hanging there, Hey man, keep your head up
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  Speaker 1: all of that. But I gotta tell you, man, you
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  Speaker 1: get yourself in some circumstances and situations in this thing
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  Speaker 1: called life when no one can help you but God,
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  Speaker 1: When the only person that can possibly understand or know
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  Speaker 1: what you're feeling is God. The only person that I'll
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  Speaker 1: sit there with you through it all and understand everything
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  Speaker 1: about it has been God. It's been worth it to me. Man,
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  Speaker 1: It's it's been worth it to me. It's been the
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  Speaker 1: biggest improvement in my life. I mean, man, as I
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  Speaker 1: look back over my life and forming a strong bond
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  Speaker 1: with God has been the most beneficial thing to me.
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  Speaker 1: You know, these things you read in your in, your in,
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  Speaker 1: your in in writings in the Bible or or whatever
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  Speaker 1: you're reading. You know, when you when you read scriptures
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  Speaker 1: and things of that nature. It it's it's been around
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  Speaker 1: a long time. It holds so much truth to it.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, man, it's like, how could this have been
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  Speaker 1: written so long ago and still pertain directly to today?
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  Speaker 1: I mean that that's amazing. That is amazing to me. That.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, that has to be God at work to
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  Speaker 1: have written something so complete, so dead on point that
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  Speaker 1: if you read it today it means exactly what pertains
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  Speaker 1: to today. That's amazing, man. That's why my spiritual walk
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  Speaker 1: it's just worth it to me. And I keep saying
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  Speaker 1: it's worth it, because if you're sitting out there and
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  Speaker 1: you're tripping, like I was tripping, deciding, now let me
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  Speaker 1: do it. I got a few more things I want
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  Speaker 1: to do, a couple more girls I want to hoil at,
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  Speaker 1: couple more things I want to get into. I got
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  Speaker 1: a couple more deals I want to do. I got
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  Speaker 1: a little bit more dirt. I want to roll up
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  Speaker 1: on me a little bit. First for I, man, I
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  Speaker 1: wish I had known, I really wish I had understood
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  Speaker 1: exactly what forming a relationship with God would do for me.
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  Speaker 1: It's been worth every person who out there who hating
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  Speaker 1: on me, that don't even know me, it's because I
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  Speaker 1: have a relationship with Him that I'm fine with that,
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  Speaker 1: or I don't care for it. But it ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: stop me though, See, because I know for a fact
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  Speaker 1: that haters make you greater. I know for a fact
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  Speaker 1: that haters validate your mere existence. I know for a
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  Speaker 1: fact that half of them is out of envy and
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  Speaker 1: jealousy because of something you're doing that they wish they
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  Speaker 1: could do or they won't credit for, so they just
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  Speaker 1: now anything all that bam and now you just all
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  Speaker 1: over the place with people. Man, I'm so grateful for
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  Speaker 1: this relationship that it has not allowed outside influences that
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  Speaker 1: do not have my best interests at heart to throw
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  Speaker 1: me off. Course. It has just been worth it. And
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  Speaker 1: if you're sitting out there and you're wondering about the
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  Speaker 1: benefits of it, I can't even tell you what it's
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  Speaker 1: like to know that when bad things are happening to me,
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  Speaker 1: the calming piece that I feel that I know that
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  Speaker 1: that's gonna be all right too, that I know that
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  Speaker 1: this tool shall pass. That I know in my heart
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  Speaker 1: of hearts, man, that there's got to be a reason
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  Speaker 1: for this. And if I can just hang on in there,
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  Speaker 1: he gonna unfold that from me and he gonna let
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  Speaker 1: me see it. But the number one thing I always
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  Speaker 1: know is I'm gonna survive this one too, that this
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  Speaker 1: tool shall pass. It has been worth it to me, man,
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  Speaker 1: to have this thing called faith, which is the belief
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  Speaker 1: in things that you cannot see, and to know man
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  Speaker 1: along the way that, oh, my goodness, man, even though
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what's next, or even I'm not really
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  Speaker 1: sure about the next step, I do know for a
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  Speaker 1: fact that some moe is coming. I do know for
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  Speaker 1: a fact. It is a fact that God will take
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  Speaker 1: care of me. It is a fact that He will
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  Speaker 1: never ever leave me or desert me. If I just
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  Speaker 1: stay here while I'm supposed to be. He's coming. The
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  Speaker 1: Calvary's coming over the hill. He coming over the hill.
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  Speaker 1: And when he come over that hill, he's gonna wipe
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  Speaker 1: out all this mess down here. That's that's trying to
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  Speaker 1: hurt me, that that I don't have to worry about
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  Speaker 1: my enemies anymore, that my enemies that are all around.
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  Speaker 1: You can surround me. You can shoot all the arrows
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  Speaker 1: you want. That's not to say that none of them
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna come close. And I ain't gonna say that,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I ain't gonna be a little under some pressure,
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  Speaker 1: a little nervous about being shot at so hard. But
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  Speaker 1: at the end of the day I noticed, for show,
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  Speaker 1: ain't none of them gonna stick in me. You could
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  Speaker 1: shoot them, but ain't none of them gonna stick in me?
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  Speaker 1: No matter what you do, no weapon formed against me,
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  Speaker 1: nothing you can't. You can't do nothing with me. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm so cool. It's been worth it for me. Man,
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  Speaker 1: How good is it to be filled with another opportunity?
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  Speaker 1: To be given so much grace? Whatever measure of health
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  Speaker 1: you may have, you have it the ability to rhyme,
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  Speaker 1: reason or think, Oh man, thank you Lord. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: have take a lot of time to say thank you
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  Speaker 1: this morning, so I'm stopping with a humble heart to
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  Speaker 1: say thank you Heavenly Father for all the great gifts
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  Speaker 1: and blessings you bestowed upon me. Man, I would be
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  Speaker 1: your gratitude. Well, what are some of the things that
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  Speaker 1: you thank God for that most people miss? That I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. I don't really know what most people miss.
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  Speaker 1: I really don't. But it's the simplest things, man, that
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  Speaker 1: sometimes we take for granted, like the ability to wake
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  Speaker 1: up in the morning. I don't know if you realize it,
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  Speaker 1: but you really don't have the ability to wake up.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you can set your alarm, but you do understand
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  Speaker 1: that the alarm is just a noise that goes off
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  Speaker 1: at a specific time. Something. Somebody has to shake you
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  Speaker 1: that that gift of life and breath and wake it
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  Speaker 1: up is only given by a heavenly father. He's in
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  Speaker 1: control of all of that. Now, you can circumvent that
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  Speaker 1: if you want to. You caut is short. You can
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  Speaker 1: live a life of crime and hatred to go around
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  Speaker 1: do what you want to do. You can cut your
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  Speaker 1: life short. You can dishonor your mother and father. There's
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  Speaker 1: a lot of things you can do to you know, man,
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  Speaker 1: to cut your life short. But if you ain't shooting
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  Speaker 1: for that, that's that's God. God gives you grace, man.
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  Speaker 1: So I think one of the basic things, man, it's
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  Speaker 1: just the ability to wake up and have a measure
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  Speaker 1: of health. But I go so far as I think
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  Speaker 1: I've gotten to the point now, junior, where I'm able
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  Speaker 1: to actually thank God for my hardships and my troubles. Now,
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  Speaker 1: that took some learning, man, that took some learning. But
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  Speaker 1: what I have learned though is during the trials and
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  Speaker 1: tribulations and the hardships, all that is is God preparing
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  Speaker 1: you for something you asked him for. I look in
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  Speaker 1: my life and I look at it today and I realized,
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  Speaker 1: I say to myself, well, God knew where I was
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  Speaker 1: going in life. I had to be tough, so he
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  Speaker 1: toughened me. He put me in situations that toughened me.
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  Speaker 1: He knew I was gonna have to be strong, so
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  Speaker 1: he put me in a lot of situations that I
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  Speaker 1: had to be that strengthened me. He knew I had
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  Speaker 1: to be caring, so he put a lot of trouble
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  Speaker 1: people in my path that I could understand and be
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  Speaker 1: so and show sympathy for. He knew all of that.
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  Speaker 1: He knew that I was going to carry a heavy load,
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  Speaker 1: so he made my back strong. Oh that man, it
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  Speaker 1: just made sense. So now, man, when I get into hardships,
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  Speaker 1: I said, Okay, he's getting me ready. You're finding flip
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  Speaker 1: a switch on me. I just need to ask the
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  Speaker 1: It is time now to start your morning off with
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  Speaker 1: the nephew and run that break back what you got
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  Speaker 1: for his neff love, et cetera. Let's go get Hello. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach out Kaylin. Oh no, she's not
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  Speaker 1: here right now. Who was speaking? This is doctor Elbert. Listen.
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  Speaker 1: I was giving a call. Are you able to leave
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  Speaker 1: a message for it for me? Yeah, yeah, okay, would
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  Speaker 1: you let her know her sessions will be on Wednesdays
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  Speaker 1: at seven third sessions? What sessions you're talking about? Session? Well,
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  Speaker 1: actually she signed up for a class, uh an eight
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  Speaker 1: week class and it's every Wednesday night at seven thirty. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: what classes are you talking about? What kind of class?
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  Speaker 1: This is? Love et cetera? Have you heard of us? No? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: well let me kind of give you a little briefing here.
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  Speaker 1: Kaylin actually came in and filled out to take some classes,
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  Speaker 1: and we love et cetera, so we teach different things.
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  Speaker 1: What is it like a seminar or something? Well, you
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  Speaker 1: we teach poor play, intimacy, sensual massages and things like that.
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  Speaker 1: And she I was actually here when she came and
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  Speaker 1: filled out the paperwork. She said she wanted to spruce
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  Speaker 1: up her love life with her husband. Are you her husband? Yeah? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm I'm a husband. But what I'm saying is is
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  Speaker 1: this like a like a joint thing. Am I supposed
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  Speaker 1: to be there or something? No? No, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: this is actually her wanting to Actually I'm if you
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  Speaker 1: don't know about it, I'm assuming she wants to surprise
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  Speaker 1: you and show you some different things. When when she
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  Speaker 1: finishes her sessions? So when did uh? When when did
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  Speaker 1: she come in? Like she came in where y'all located?
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  Speaker 1: First of all? Okay, well, she actually came in a
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  Speaker 1: couple of weeks ago and she filled out the paperwork.
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  Speaker 1: We're in the downtown area. She filled it out. She
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  Speaker 1: said she was very excited. She wanted to do some
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  Speaker 1: different things for her husband. We just asked if she
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  Speaker 1: gets here a little earlier, probably fifteen minutes earlier, so
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  Speaker 1: she can shower and put a robe on, and then
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  Speaker 1: we can we can start class. Who who whoa whoa
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  Speaker 1: whoa shower? Shower and rose? What's that? What's that for?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you're not you're not upset about this right now?
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  Speaker 1: I mean I'm gonna follow with you know us we
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  Speaker 1: mean we know, I mean we married couple, you know
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  Speaker 1: what I mean? So you know, anything the spices spice
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  Speaker 1: up the marriage. But you know, as far as me
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  Speaker 1: not being involved and her going out the bar, so
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  Speaker 1: a you're talking about taking the bath and robe and
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  Speaker 1: all the other stuff. Man, she don't need to be
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  Speaker 1: there for no, for no mething like that. Man, Well, no, no, sir,
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  Speaker 1: it's nothing like that. I mean, it's it's it's basically
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  Speaker 1: a class where people get in touch with her with
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  Speaker 1: their sensitive side and you get to actually, you know,
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  Speaker 1: you learn about poor what what takes put you? You're
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  Speaker 1: talking about eight weeks though, eight weeks like that? You
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  Speaker 1: must even how y'all even eight weeks? It's only one
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  Speaker 1: night a week. It's only on Wednesday, so really you
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  Speaker 1: only have eight sessions. Eight sessions exactly. Okay, So why
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  Speaker 1: why doesn't she had to have a role though, I
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  Speaker 1: mean why she not? Why she just not showing up
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  Speaker 1: at the work or whatever. Well, you have to bring
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  Speaker 1: your rope, sir. Everyone showers and then they put their
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  Speaker 1: robe on and we we actually coached them through. Here's
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  Speaker 1: how four play goes. Here's the intimacy, Here's sensual massaging.
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  Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, fan you you get you
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  Speaker 1: getting it twisted. What I'm asking you is you you
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  Speaker 1: you're really not explaining yourself enough. Like what do y'all do?
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  Speaker 1: Like like a classroom said, if I'm in the class,
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  Speaker 1: I'm taking a class. There's nobody touching me, ain't no,
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  Speaker 1: ain't no cold coming off, nobody taking no group showers.
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  Speaker 1: Kay on what you got? What you sound like? It's nothing,
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  Speaker 1: nothing like that at all, but we do come in
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  Speaker 1: contact with our sensual side. Now we'll have a partner
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  Speaker 1: in ass she'll deal with that one partner. It's not
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  Speaker 1: until the fourth session that we really get into some
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  Speaker 1: strong physical contact. Man, what are you talking about? What
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  Speaker 1: are you talking about? You're talking about a partner like
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  Speaker 1: you're talking about another woman, like some of my teammate
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  Speaker 1: or something. What you're talking about? You call about another dude?
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  Speaker 1: Everyone has the opposite sex partner. Yeah, you got to
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  Speaker 1: be out your mind, sir when you call Why are
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  Speaker 1: you even why are you even calling me with this
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  Speaker 1: right here? And you have to understand, I'm I wasn't
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  Speaker 1: calling here. I was trying to reach miss Klin. I
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  Speaker 1: don't care who are you trying to reach. Man, you
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  Speaker 1: call in my house talking about my wife or some
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  Speaker 1: role that some partners in and they don't get physical
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  Speaker 1: to the fourth session of Cane ain't gonna be no
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  Speaker 1: physical at all, sir. Basically, your wife is trying to
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  Speaker 1: surprise you with a good thing. No, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: hold on you just hold on. I'm gonna get this
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  Speaker 1: straighten down real quick. Hold on, wait wait, wait, wait,
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  Speaker 1: what are you what are you doing. I'm gonna calling
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  Speaker 1: my wife. That's what I'm at. What you don't understand
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  Speaker 1: she's trying. It's not good for you to call. She
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  Speaker 1: wants to surprise you my wife. You let me handle
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  Speaker 1: my wife the way I want to handle it. You
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  Speaker 1: hold on, hold on this rule. You call me back
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  Speaker 1: when you get message. Called me back at the house
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  Speaker 1: as soon as you get to sir. H yeah, sir,
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  Speaker 1: she wants to surprise you know. Well we got surprised already, y'all. Right,
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  Speaker 1: the first of all, she ain't gonna be coming down
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  Speaker 1: to y'all little sessions. And where do y'all say, y'all
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  Speaker 1: little do located? That? Again? Well, Love et cetera is
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  Speaker 1: in the downtown area. How much this thing's supposed to
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  Speaker 1: cost anyway, Well, like I said, she signed up for
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  Speaker 1: eight sessions. It's it's uh one session per week. It's
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  Speaker 1: one hundred dollars ese sessions. She's already paid the eight
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  Speaker 1: hundred dollars, sir. She already paid what she's paid him
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  Speaker 1: full to do all eight sessions. Man, I know well,
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  Speaker 1: she ain't pay no eight hundred dollars to y'all. She's
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  Speaker 1: starting this coming when she won't be there. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: tell you that right now. And if you if you
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  Speaker 1: got any of that money, you got any of my
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  Speaker 1: money down there, you've got to be coming back with it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm I'm sorry downtown, y'all downtown. I work downtown, So
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  Speaker 1: guess what. I will be there tomorrow to get my money.
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  Speaker 1: You love, etcetera. Is non refundable when people sign up
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  Speaker 1: for these class You can't change your mind like that. Look, man,
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  Speaker 1: that's paperwork. Don't don't tell me about what's not refundable.
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  Speaker 1: What's refundable. It is not refundable. It's my show up.
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  Speaker 1: I have my money back right in my ain. Wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: make you? Would you feel a little bit more comfortable
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  Speaker 1: if I was her partner doing the sessions? Are you married, sir? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: I am. You are, okay, So let me have a
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  Speaker 1: session with your wife. Do I do you know with
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  Speaker 1: your wife? My wife? My wife works with other men
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  Speaker 1: in the sessions that that's fine. So I'm gonna knock
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  Speaker 1: your wife down for a boy good you know, you
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  Speaker 1: know whatever, and then we're gonna see how you like
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  Speaker 1: about sir, sir. I'm not gonna go back and forth.
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  Speaker 1: We didn't go back. And fourth, I'm gonna come down there.
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  Speaker 1: I don't get my lumps back, and I'm gonna going
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  Speaker 1: forward with I'm with my business. And then don't call
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• 19:49
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• 19:52
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• 19:54
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• 19:57
  Speaker 1: your wife? How about dad? Hey, sir, quick bringing my
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  Speaker 1: wife and to bring my wife into what I'm gonna
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: bring your wife into what. Maybe the problem is you,
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: Maybe you're not doing what you need to be doing
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• 20:09
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• 20:12
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• 20:15
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• 20:23
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• 20:25
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• 20:30
  Speaker 1: y'all play some man. That's funny man, Tommy, Tommy? Is
• 20:35
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• 20:38
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• 20:42
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  Speaker 1: You can go to Steve Harvey FM dot com to
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• 21:08
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  Speaker 1: one is from anonymous in Mississippi. I'm a twenty three
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  Speaker 1: year old, heavy set guy with a great personality and
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: the perfect job. I'm a bouncer at the club and
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: all of the finest females flirt with me so they
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: can slide into the VIP. But I have trouble with
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: these ladies seeing me as anything but they're big, teddy bear.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: I have my eyes on one female and I can't
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: tell if she's interested in me or not. She'll text
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  Speaker 1: me good morning and hope you're having a good day occasionally,
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  Speaker 1: and I don't know if she's buttering me up for
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  Speaker 1: the hook up or if she likes me. Please help, No, dog,
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: that's the butter up for the hook up. See you
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: described yourself as what you are. You twenty three and
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: heavy safety. You ain't muscular, you teddy bear. I've seen
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: a lot out of Teddy Bears out of bought a
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: lot of Teddy Bears for girls over the year. None
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: of the Teddy Bears I bought have been muscular. They've
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: all been a little soft, fluffy, cuddly. You know you're
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: just big, yall. You're just big. If I were you,
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: no sure. Let me talk to this man. He twenty three,
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: He got time to do this. Get in the gym,
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  Speaker 1: dog and shape it up. Gonna put some structure to
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: that weight. You're just heavy set. You described yourself as
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: heavy set. You ain't the big fine bouncer. So go
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: from Bad, Teddy Bear or wood. What can he go to?
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: Just teddy throwing? Y'all? Teddy Bad is like terry cloth.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: He got great personality. Women don't give a damn about that.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: We'll do all women text him have a good day
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: and no, but the ones that want to get it
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: have a good day, good morning. I'll see you this weekend. Right,
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: So come on, man, dog, you're twenty three years old. Bro,
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: come on, man, let's tighten it up. Bro. You got time, man,
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: you could get in shape. Plus, man, it's your if
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: it's your profession to be a body bouncer, bodyguard, look
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: like one. See then you I'm twenty three, heavy set. Now,
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: when the dude called himself heavy set, I'm just telling
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: you about me. We're fat. Oh okay, oh. Women do
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: not describe themselves as I'm heavy set. Women women saying curvacious,
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: I'm curvy, I'm big boned, it, I'm thick, I'm like
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: they like it, and they right. But when the dude
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: say I'm heavy set, your ass is heavy and set.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: I cannot all right, Lakeisha? And that also, man, why
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: are you setting over there? You look heavy? Well he's
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: twenty three, you're right, he does have time. Lakisha and
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: Tulsa Clo says, I'm thirty years old and I have
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: an adult chat room and live sex webcam show that
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: I do nightly. I've been able to buy a town
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: home and get a bend without relying on a man
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: for money. I wear disguises and wigs when I'm working
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: to hide my identity. I'm had a great man at
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: the coffee shop and we've been hanging out for three months.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: In the past, I've kept my job a secret from men,
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: but this time I don't want to keep any secrets.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: I also don't want him to run away. When is
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: the right time to tell him about my job? Gold?
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: Tell him now, No time like the present, Tell him now,
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: see how I feel about him? Show him live? Oh no, no,
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: no oh. He gonna want to see what you do now.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: Ye show it to him and then you know it's possibility.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: If he's a great guy and want somebody of his own.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: That's a hard thing to tell him. Man, you do now.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: I do a live sex show every night, so I
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: don't know if she talking about sex with people or
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: she having sex. Because if you're doing having sex for
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: doing yourself, ye ain't nobody's doing it. I think she's
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: both because it's an adult chat room and a live
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: sex webcam. Okay, well, you know you're not fit to
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: meet his mama. She's talking in doing Yeah, you're huh
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: is the link and you know that she sent us
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: the link so we can help you better. Try to
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: help her out with you to help you? Right? So
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: you say, tell him right now? Yeah, But chances are
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: once she tells him what, I don't know. It depending
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: on the type of guy he guys. You know, it
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: depends on the age and all like that. But you
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: might as well go on and tell her because you
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: don't want to hand those secrets. And I think that's right,
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: So telling me, see how I go? All right, there
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: you go. Sarah, who's an I heeart radio apples, says,
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  Speaker 1: I'm nineteen and I just got to college after being
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: quarantined with my parents. I want to have a normal
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: college life, but my parents are overprotective. They've been putting.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: They put a tracking device on my phone and one
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  Speaker 1: on my car so they'll always know where I am.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Last weekend, I wanted to spend the night with my boyfriend,
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  Speaker 1: so I left my phone in my room and I
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: had my friend dropped me off at the hotel. My
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: mom freaked out and called my dorm director when I
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: wasn't answering my phone. How can I get my mom
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: to chill out? Oh she ain't, she ain't, she ain't,
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: And you know you're doing stuff like this. I don't.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: I mean, okay, help me understand. So maybe I don't
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: understand how the phone tracking thing works. They can pinpoint
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: exactly where you are. Yep, exactly you mean, I mean address.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: I can come straight to your house, to the room
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: that you're in with that phone. Yes, oh yeah, oh Tommy, Yes,
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: so there you go. I mean, yeah, she left the
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: phone in the dorm, but she wasn't answering it, so
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: her mom knew she wasn't there. She just didn't know
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: where she was. We grew down at the hotel at nineteen. Yeah,
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: we grew up as time. Yes we did. I was
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: in the room, somebody was on the phone. We ain't
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: got a way. I was studying, mom, I was studying.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: I was in a study group. We was in h Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to give you at nineteen a way
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: to deceive your parents. No, I'm not going to do
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: that because that those tracking devices can be a big
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: help at times. You know, you just have to be
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: honest with your mom. Mom, I'm with a friend. I'm safe.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: We're at this place over here, and we're having dinner.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: We're just having to be a hotel. We were eating
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: at the front desk. Sooner we get to Tommy says,
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: she'll know exactly where she is. All right, didn't have
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: free waffle breakfast. We came over here for the breakfast.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: Thank you, cello, great advice. As usual, you're listening to show. Well, guys,
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: tis the season for partying. You know, there's all kind
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: of holiday kinds of holiday parties going on. However, the
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: guys are here to warm up your holiday drunk rules.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: You know they're gonna warm you up with that. Okay,
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: are you ready? Man? Are you ready? Come on? Come on,
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: come junior. I won't read one off. And what I
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: need y'all to do is demonstrate that type of drunk
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about the first Look, the woe is me
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: crying drunk. Anybody who won't it take it? Crying drunk?
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: Every time I come over here, y'all act like y'all mean, yeah,
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: I'm coming every year. Fridge way and any way, don't
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: you don't come and you'll never have me. I ain't
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: coming next year. Don't like no, y'all know how? All right?
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: Way really easy? Listened to me? You ain't we cry now?
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: Man is not your father. I didn't want to tell
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: you that, but you fought in. I figured you are
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: a note on your job. The next There we go, Steve,
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: you got it. Here we go, the start of fight,
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: drunk talk trash. Oh that's a big one. That's a
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: big one. Yeah ahead, you got it? Yeah? What who
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: got the who? Why? I got the open my geart first?
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: I will care last year. Yeah, I'm not opening my
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: gift for first for this year. First for last year.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: I was the first. I want to be the first
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: this year. I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: Get your hand off the box, get into your gift
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: podcast that box because I don't I'm gonna bush you
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: in your eyesweater God. I want you can ask you
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: give you for Christmas? What was that? I I don't care.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: If it's for the Christmas? You can fight, don't They
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: were they were they were fighting the major what they
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: don't never made no sense? All right, here we go
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: It for you. This is doing just doing the intellectual
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  Speaker 1: drunk there that come on, listen next, next we listen
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  Speaker 1: when when when when the stars is lining up in
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: the sky for the galaxy and then universe is spitting around,
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: that's Galileo. Galileo said that, and then you you, sophaglease,
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: and Neil was sho. And then that's when the teacher
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: had asked me that you know what's for Shakespeare? And
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: I said, to be listen to me is to not
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: to be ever the question. I know what for me
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: to now know what? Alright, all right, here we go
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: one more to come to Jesus drunk. Come on, let
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: me hear this ask you, Father God, we having in
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: having we having this prayer knowing that you is or
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  Speaker 1: the king of the kings, and that when that you
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: coming back one day, And now I'm gonna be ready.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: And because when you did I say he would he
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: would coming back. When when Jesus is coming back, I
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: will be ready because I'm gonna be right him and
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna know where because the Bible says in
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: Ecclesastics clearastics in the fourteen and two, that's what it says.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: That's what it says, and you better know that we're
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: looking at me because the Bible says to look at
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: the others, and you would have them looking at you. Never.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: We're not fitting because we Christians in here show ass
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  Speaker 1: off for me. You know we were sitting up and
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: then you know, oh oh you lost your train of thought.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, wait a minute. Well I'm gonna finish.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: Hold Lord, never joke talking. Don't tratch my back no
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: more when I'm playing, go ahead, and the Lord forgive agnes.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: I think I beat on myself drunk. Come on, you
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: gotta do it. You know what I'm going if what
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: that very moment? Who didn't waste it all lemonade on me?
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: Your holiday drunk scenarios from the one at all? Your job?
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: I'm standing all right, coming up? That's war, surely, Yeah,
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: that's war for sure. Thank you you're listening to show?
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: All right, guys, time for would you rather here we go?
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: Would you rather go without shoes for a month or
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: wear a thong for a month. I'm gonna have to
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: be bad footing. I can't have all that up tween
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: I can't have all that up tween me that long.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: You're not gonna be comfortable. I'm gonna need a pedicue
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: in a month, but I'm gonna wait. I'm a rather steve.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: Are you still thinking because you didn't? I don't. It's
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: that I don't have that. They don't make dogs to
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: fit me. So, yeah, you ain't nobody unfungable. You ain't unfungable.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: Ain't unfungable. You ain't all that. I had trouble with
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: jocket straps, so I love here with Come on over
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: to the dark side. Guys. Women wear them all the time,
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: all the time. I take my hat off, y'all. The
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: beautiful y'all, he said, I appreciate you. One of the
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: greatest inventions. All right. Would you rather do comedy on
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: a cruise ship be for whatever it is or a year,
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: or would you rather do comedy at a nursing home
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: for a year. I'm being at nurse killing. I'm losing
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: an audience member. Yeah, that ain't nothing like that on
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: youryen wear ass out with an old ass joke. I'm
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: on that ship man. What you nineteen forty were you
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: the time you tried to sit out each your lunch
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: of that lunch counter wife? Beat your hand. You're stupid
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: what you that time we you were looking at that
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: christed winning come damn dogs got loose? Went wrong with
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: really really before you meber that time? You remember that
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: time we saw bull corners over that by that barn
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: by use he would buy? We want to alighting on
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: Wren't you rather run up twenty flights of stairs? Okay,
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: twenty flights of stairs? You know that'll get you out
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: of breath? Or would you rather fight Floyd Mayweather Floyd
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: money may I ain't fighting Floyd. That's what my ants
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: is up them stand, take them stand, it's the top
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: half way whatever. Yeah, I h you're down a little bit.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: He's slow. He's slow. Is faster than anything I've ever thrown. Yeah, yeah,
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: take these days? All right? The stairs? Floyd? All right,
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: all right, thank you guys. That's would you rather for today?
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: You're listening to show? All right? We promised to talk
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: about holiday traditions, especially Christmas traditions, and while time honored
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: holiday traditions are important, they've also evolved over the generations.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: Now this is according to a survey, family activities and
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: writing to Santa are still among the most popular holiday traditions.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: That is interesting, even though because I've never written to Santa.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: Even though we live in a tech savvy world, three
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: out of four parents say their children still handwrite letters
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: to Santa, as opposed to a more modern approach like email.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: And really, and what's the most popular family activity in
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: twenty seventeen this year? Well, according to most households, it's
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: decorating the Christmas tree as a family. Now that I like,
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: I can, I can relate to that. Course we do
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: that yet. So let's so, Steve, we got to start
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: with you here. What are what are the family traditions
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: that your family keeps that you definitely First of all,
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: let me get this straight. Boodle, your grandson Ale, Noah
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: and Rose grandchildren. I'm not telling you that Santa Claus's
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: coming down the chimney. Okay, they Mom and Daddy Mike.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: But if they come over Papau's house. Papa bought all this, Okay,
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: straight about that out here? Yall the tree, okay, all
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: the little fingers, snow, I bought all that in here.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: I had that tree in the in the in the
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: in the foyer that Papa bought that. So that's a
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: new tradition really, because you weren't you brought up with
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: thinking Santa Claus did it for a while when you
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: were a little Yeah. Yeah, so you're usually as young
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: as your grandchildren are. Yeah. Well you know, my kids
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: take their keys to see Santa Claus. Yeah, they thinking
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: it's a Santa Claus. I'm just telling don't bring them
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: over here. Well, you gotta so real with it right now. Well, no,
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: a Papa house all is paid for by the big
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: ball hard as you work, you want to credit the
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: white man. It didn't bought nothing up in here, the
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: ballhead black man that's in that office down there at
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: the front of the house. You're going that dash Santa
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: Claus down there. A matter of fact, don't bring him
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: up when you're coming here, because he had nothing to do.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: Everything on this side of the gate. Santa Claus ain't
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: had damn thing. Okay. So that's one. That's one that's
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: man that you burst wide open. Okay. Secondly, if you
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: tap up your toy on Christmas, you get your asshoop
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: on Chris, what man dash? That's a tradition, That tradition
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: many rations. Man. You know, I had hold on, I
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: had this didn't lay away and you just everything broke it.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: It ain't even float it. Yeah, he opened it at
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: five and it's broken. ND. I had a nephew named Pogo.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: All Pogo did every toy he got, he took it apart. Wow.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: But then you know what, he put it all back together.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: That's all he wanted to do. Well, yeah, that's like
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: girls we used to take our doll's clothes off. He
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: a mechanic right now. That's what he's a mechanic right now.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: Because see yeah, so that was some fid But did
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: he get in trouble for doing it when he was
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: a kid? Dog? Because if my daddy saw the tar
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: to up, but he would ask after the second year,
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: is that poyna put it back? Yeah? Oh, he wasn't
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: too mad, all right? What else? So so, no Santa,
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: but whippings if you broke your toys? What else? Uh?
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: These are some traditions, Steve. I want to hear some
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: of junior stuff. I know, sounds like he got his up.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: Oh man. Absolutely. One tradition was you're going to bed
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: at seven on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day Christmas Eve.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I could never sleep on Christmas Eve. I could
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: never do that because Santa was coming. But Santa don't
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: show up to nine in the morning. We gotta go
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: back to be nine. Why died? We're running later, y'all
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: go back and then go back to Ben. He ain't
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: made it here yet, y'all going there, go back to beat. Yeah,
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: I'm next. Nephew's praying phone call right after they break
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  Speaker 1: it all night. You're listening show, all right, Stephen, it's
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: time to check your voicemail. If you want to leave,
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: Stephen message call us right now at eight seven seven
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: twenty nine Steve and leave a message. Okay, Hey, this
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: is by the faster. I love Steve. You are in
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: the morning show, and I'm excited about Christmas and i
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: love this Christmas music style of night. Let us know
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: in our y'all have a happy holiday and a happy
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: New Year. Sending a Merry Christmas up to my mother
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: in heaven Mary, Christmas, Mom. We love you and miss
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: you from me. Trenson, sez Tory and speak coming up
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, right about four minutes
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: after it's today's Strawberry Letters subject. I'd rather watch him
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: than talk to them. I'd rather watch him than talk
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: to them. But right now the nephew is in the
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: bill tang with Today's praying phone call. What you got, Neff.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to build my stupidity up as I at
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: a pretty high level. Yeah, I'm trying to get it
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: as high as I can. I want to peak out,
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: I really do. I want to get as ignorant as
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: possible and then just just take it all the way over.
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: So we're gonna start this thing within W eight in
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: w Hey, now what you think that mean? Right? They're good,
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: they're good, they're good, they're good. Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong,
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  Speaker 1: this this this ain't easy, This ain't iq. There drained
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  Speaker 1: none of hill. This right here is in word abolish,
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  Speaker 1: in word abolish you at that stupid level this week
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  Speaker 1: here you're gonna be prime baking w A N word abolishes.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go cat Doe. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach it,
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: mister Fears. My name is Andrews is here. Okay, how
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: are you doing, sir? Everything going good tonight, man, I'm
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: doing fine? Word um wow, uh sir, listen, my name
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: is once again Andrews, and I'm with n WA, which
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: is in word abolishers. And as you know, the N
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: word just got buried and we're trying to keep that
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  Speaker 1: successful and trying to do as much as we can
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: for people to not use the word. It's been brought
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: to our attention that you have been consistently um using
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: the word even after we've buried it. And what we're
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: wanting to do is, first of all, ask you to stop,
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: and we don't want to take any other actions, which
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: could mean not only burying the word, but also burying
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: the people who use it, such as yourself. No comment
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: from and I told you I'm late for work, man,
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: you please, I say, I want to say, I ain't
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: got time to be a listeners. Y'all need to go
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: listen to a rap record of something I'm calling my
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: Sure I got to do. I'm man. I understand that, sir.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: We're just asking you, sir, can we could you possibly
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: not use the N word? Ask somebody else, call somebody,
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: elsen't bother I say, I say, I say, call me
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: with this, go with you crazy N I ain't never
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: heard of y'all, sir, do you. We're just I know
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: it's I know it's a process, sir, but we're asking
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: you that if you could just possibly just quit using
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: the word, man you, I'll use whatever the hell I want.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know you. You don't know me? What the
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: hell you? How do you know? I use the word anyway? Sir?
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: Could you please not call me that? You? How about that?
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: I said, don't call me that that. Don't get me
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: bent out of shape about it? All right? You sound
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: like a stupid I got you what I said? Uh,
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: I told you. I got to do, man, I ain't
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: got time to play on the fun I'm trying to
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: make sure that here in this country from now on,
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: the word is not used anymore. And for you to
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: do this, for you to continue to go against the grain,
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: we gotta put a stop to it. I don't have
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: a problem on the grain type of hat that's who
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: I am. I'm a girl, grispid brain type of I
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: don't have a problem burying you along with the word
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: better than me. Oh look, dad, you're calling crazy the
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: boy bury me. I'm gonna bury you, bury hatchet in
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: your back? How about that? You don't like that, dude?
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: Inn Wa with attitudes, that's what your ship is called.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: It's not it's in wa, it's in word abolishers with attitude. Stupid.
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: I don't know who made up with my apologist's stall.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: Apologist apologists for your stupid don't call my phone. It's
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: in Look, you gotta talk to me with some respects.
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: Talk to me with some respects, sir. You don't get
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: no respect for me. Can you call my phone? Stupid? Bro?
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: You called me. I don't know how you got my
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: numb I was spending this much time talking to him. Stupid.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: You sound like a dumb calling somebody's phone. Co cost
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: nine wanted one to get you some help, So don't
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: get you whop him. Oh well, I'm right here. I
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: ain't mother. I live right here, thirteen on one. Come
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: see me look it up. If you can't find it,
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: get your GPN right here. Can I tell you another thing?
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: You can tell me whatever you want to tell me.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: This is Nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Martin Show.
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: You just got pray by your brother Marcus space Man.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: You are crazy. Dog You're crazy, y'all, y'all crazy? Ain't man?
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: A man's true? Hey, look at your brother. Marcus told
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: he told us he said, I bet him five hundred dollars.
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: He was gonna use the N word before the month
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: was up. Dog Man, y'all, can't just you know tow
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: like this? You know my cuban. But you can't just
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: told us something on me made it take time. It's
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: like stop smoking cigarettes. It take me six months to
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: get it out. My sister. Time about your brother, said,
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: he said, I promise you my brother Calvin is the
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: craziest person I know. He said, he gonna go off
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: as soon as you call it. I might be the
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: craz said he know, but that some of the craziest
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: on the radio. That's damn this one. Hey, Calvin Dooman
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: favorite man. What's work? My man? Hold up? Work on
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: the word, all right, work on time, bro, I'm gonna try.
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: I promise doing fast. Try to fast for about two
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: weeks without using it? All right, fans, Okay, yeah, yeah,
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: that's a good. Let me ask you, what is this? Boy?
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: What is the baddest radio show in the land. You
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: got to be kids, don't ask like that. It's the
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man. I'm listening to you. Stop
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: listen you crazy folks every morning? How about that? All right?
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: Save for now when you say folks and people and
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: y'all try Oh my god, favorite Calvin is often he
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: didn't waste no time. But Tommy, when you got mad, though,
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: that's my favorite, Paul, when you got mad, he said,
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: are you mad? Now? Dog like dog? This wasn't even
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: phasing him, but I'm like. My favorite was at the
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: end when he found out when you told him, and
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: he can say he kept saying it, but can say,
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: excuse me, excuse me. Oh hearing word, excuse me. Man,
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: my bad, my bad right here, Oh in my bad,
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Oh man, man, excuse me, Oh my god,
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: stop going against the grain. I'm gonna go against the grain.
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: Tam in word yes, quick cut on my phone. Put
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: a hatchet in your back when you're here. Hatchet they
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: dude right there. Man, he bought it. Man, you got
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: a problem with him trusting to leave you. Oh man,
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: that's it. Get ready to get ready to get ready.
• 51:25
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• 51:30
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• 51:36
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  Speaker 1: what the fool is coming? To town and I'm bringing
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: my friends with this date night. Baby. Let's do this,
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: all right, nephew, Thank you guys. Up next, it is
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: today's Strawberry Letters. Subject I'd rather watch him than talk
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: to them. We'll get into that right after this. You're
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: listening to show, all right, It's time for my Strawberry
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: letter for today. The subject Wow, wait till you hear
• 52:10
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• 52:27
  Speaker 1: on tight, we got it for you here. It is
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: a Strawberry letter. I'd rather watch him than talk to them,
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: all right. That is a subject. Excuse me, dear Stephen Shirley.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: My friends and family say that I have a problem.
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: I don't think I do. Here's the issue at hand.
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: I'm in love with a married, handsome, Debonair bald man.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: He's married to a very beautiful woman, and he has
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: a beautiful family that he adores greatly. I want to
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: be clear I'm not in love with him in a
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: sexual way. I'm just in love with his TV shows.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: I'm totally hooked. Can I get through the letter? Please?
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: Thank you. I watch all of his shows, and I
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: listen to him daily on the radio. I can watch
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: I can't watch two shows at a time because I
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: have a firestick. I DVR anything I miss, and I
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: follow all of his social media pages. I even watch
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: YouTube clips at work on my break My friends and
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: my husband constantly tell me that there are other shows
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: on TV, but not to me. When this show moved
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: from Chicago to I was heartbroken. I live in a
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: Chicago suburb and it just felt good to be in
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: the same city with him. I hate that I never
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: go I never got to see one of his TV
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: show live tapings in Chicago, and this has started to
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: take over my life. But now it's all I do
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: for fun. Do you see this as being a problem.
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: If so, how can I wean myself from my TV
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: and this addiction so that I can joy the holidays
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: with my family and friends. I'm sick of the jokes
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: and remarks. Please help me. Who is this strange man
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: you speak about TV shows? Social media page moved from
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: Chicago to La sounds like Steve Harvey to me. Hum,
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: all right, we're kidding. We know it's Steve Harvey. You're
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: in love with Steve Harvey, Tommy, Jay, and Junior. I'm
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: mad right now because you call them handsome. But and
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: you know they think they're all fine and handsome in everything.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: But at least especially Tommy, at least you said you
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: weren't in love with him in a sexual way, so
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: they may be all right on that. There are no
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: twelve step programs to help you get rid of your
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: obsession with Steve Harvey. And yes it is an obsession,
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: and yes you do need some help. So I say
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: you're just gonna have to You're just gonna have to
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: figure out how to live with this situation. I say
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: you start off by listening to his radio show, continuing
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: to do that, you know, the Steve Harvey Morning Show
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: starting at six am Eastern five Central where you are,
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: because you know that, with a healthy dose of his
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: talk show. Steve then follow that up with a nice
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: serving of family feud and celebrity family feud. And not
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: to mention, you wrote us just in time to catch
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: him on the Miss Universe pageant. Okay, so you're gonna
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: be busy over to holidays girl. Basically, basically, Steve loves
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: his fans. Okay, he loves his fans. You're gonna be fine.
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: And I'm sure glad that you know. He's gonna respect
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: your loyalty because he is. But ps, please cut some
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: help because you are obsessed with him. You are. It
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: is getting a little out of control. But he does
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: love his fans, and we respect and love you too.
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: Steve Man of the moment. I need this like I
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: need a whole I'm in love with a married handsl
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: deble Now, yeah, did you just look off anybody else?
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: I'm show feeling this right I'm feeling this right now.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: This is really about me. He's married to a very
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: beautiful woman, He's got a beautiful family. Here doors greatly.
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: I want to be clear, I'm not in love with
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: him in a sexual way. I'm just in love with
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: his TV show. I'm totally hoop. I watch every damn day.
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: I listened to him on the reader. I watched two
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: shows at a time because I have a fire stick.
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: Well I got a fire stick too, how about it
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: playing with his I DVR anything I miss and I
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: follow all his social media pages. I watch YouTube clips
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: that work on my break My friends now hit the keyword,
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: and my hus yes constantly tell me that the other
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: shows on TV, but not to me. When this show
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: moved from Chicago to LA I was heartbroken. It was
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: too cold up there. I couldn't take another damn vortech.
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: You know it's cold when they quit calling Nicole as
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: hell and they rename it to Vortex Scientific. I hate
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: that I never got to see one of his shows live.
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: Sometimes you have to find things to thank God for.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: You ever had to thank God for something you didn't
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: know nothing about? One of them? I hate that I
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: never got to see one of his TV shows in Chicago.
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: See how God keep giving you reason to thank you? Yea,
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: that wall start to take over my life, and now
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: I saw all I do for fun? Do you see
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: that as being a problem? I do, yes, I absolutely
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: because it the key word. And this whole thing for
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: me is my husband. I don't need his ass looking
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: for me. How can I ween myself from his TV
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: show in this addiction so I can enjoy the holidays
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: with my family and friends. I'm sick of the jokes
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: and the remarks please help. I just see the voce
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: having really gonna survive because I sho'll know how you
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: feeling about that, dude. You just try. That's all handsome,
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. I do things like that, all right, Steve,
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: hold on, okay, I know right. We'll have bird two
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: of your response coming you. Hold on, you come on,
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: married handsome debonair ball man. We'll be right back right
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: after this you're show. Come on, Steve with part two
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: of your response. Subject. I ain't o recap. She just strong.
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: That's all strong out, a little strong, you know, got
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: a little thing going on. You know, you know it's
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: what I do. You know, I'm so sorry are you
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: talking about? You know? Sometimes I try to turn it off,
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: but it just drips. That's your favorite line in this
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: whole letter, handsel devil nail ball man. That right, that
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: that just says it all. Handsome man, devil nare girl.
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: I ain't never been there. I got to drink. I'm
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: a handle man devil n but didn't lit a cigar man, Okay,
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: I can't. That's what handsome devil nair men do, Junior.
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: Apparently I'm Wal's most interesting man. I drink, devil sucking.
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: I'm the black dude now I took over. I'm will
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: most interested man Beard. Yeah, man, so it's just all that.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: You know, we just in here just trying to make it.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: Ain't really I tried, Ja, don't go down, You just
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: don't go down. It's just yeah, full blast the time,
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: dog dog. It's like I'm wanted eyes on your stoler broke.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: I'm just holding on turn it on the board like
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: maybe No, he don't hate it. Ain't even got no Simon.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: It's just off and hot o. Tommy's quite Ever since
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: she said you were hands, Tommy ain't said nothing. Well,
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: Tommy thought it was him. Timm ain't never heard that before.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: So it's a real shocking in the hen. Yeah, he
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: could have been. What do you want? I mean, you
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: haven't said anything. She called your uncle Hanson and Devin Air.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: I mean I thought you knew, Lady Blast, you know
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: what to say watch TV all day. I didn't want to.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: I didn't want to say thathing about the lady. The
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: lady blind and she watched TV or listening to YouTube
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: all day. Okay, let that lady have that. You understand
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: that I had that blind people to Well, you know, Tommy,
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: she might be blind, but she can hear good. And
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: I didn't hear your name in this letter. Not now
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: damn you on the radio. Yeah, you got a TV show,
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: You got TV show. I understand the ball hit it,
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: Yes I am, but I want it stopped at Chicago.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: When she said Chicago, I was glad because I was out.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: Oh no, you was out at Handsome Devil there. No,
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to tell you that that's how you
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: knew it wasn't about blind later touching the TV feeling
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: you boys stop there. Yeah, but she Tommy, Tommy listening
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: though blind or not, you ain't got one of these letters.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: I've had one of these before anybody. Well, I mean
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: you know they're my letters. I've never heard Handsome Debonair
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: in reference to you. Tell me I have. I'm sorry
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  Speaker 1: I heard from your mouth. Gonna stop this? Am I
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  Speaker 1: Handsome Debonair shirt. He don't know I'm asking shirt. She's
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  Speaker 1: saying that I'm not talking about he's not blind, you know.
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  Speaker 1: Wild the best kind of way up, Julian. You don't
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  Speaker 1: like who, you like? You comparing yourself to who. Let's
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  Speaker 1: let your uncle have this go. Man, go on, devil. Now,
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  Speaker 1: I know, man, just gonna a man. Don't let it
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  Speaker 1: bother any bothering him because he's normally he would have
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  Speaker 1: said something by now that's his first time being devil.
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  Speaker 1: Now let me say that. Hold on time. It's a
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  Speaker 1: whole lot of ways to take you out. Just let him,
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  Speaker 1: you handsome. Let me let me just go through letters,
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  Speaker 1: handsome devil. Now. Oh, I'm just in with his TV shows. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna sit here. That takes y'all. I listened
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  Speaker 1: to him daily on the radio. That ain't you because
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  Speaker 1: you missed so many Damn. I just into me. I
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  Speaker 1: can watch two shows at a time because I got
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  Speaker 1: a fire stick. You don't need a fire stick with
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: your career. That was low. I'm going low. You ain't.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't no human on the high road. Oh you wanna
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  Speaker 1: think this Michelle Obama concert. Oh no, when when they
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  Speaker 1: go when they go low, we go high. Now now
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  Speaker 1: you go lower. I'm done. I guess which it? Oh
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  Speaker 1: we gullet Washington. But she did say that she felt
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  Speaker 1: good to be in the same city with you, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: when you were in Chicago. She lives in a Chicago
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  Speaker 1: suburb and she never made it down to the show,
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  Speaker 1: and I thank God for that now. She said she'd
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  Speaker 1: never get out there La, and I thank God for
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  Speaker 1: that again? Is you though you? Yeah? What? Oh devil now?
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  Speaker 1: But I am today? Time ain't never. Is there any
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  Speaker 1: chance you will fly her to La to see your
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  Speaker 1: shot in here? But you should feel She called him handsome,
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  Speaker 1: but she says she's not in love with him in
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: a sexual way, though she did say that, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but sure I can't take Usty right now. He doesn't
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  Speaker 1: but button on his shoe. What's your shirt up? Just
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  Speaker 1: read the let up if you don't see that up
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  Speaker 1: and devil now trying to stick with you back and
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  Speaker 1: forth with you. I live in my bad life. She
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: was really heartbroken though, when you moved from Chicago out
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  Speaker 1: here to lat Yeah, well I wouldn't. I missed the
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  Speaker 1: sit I missed the people, I missed the restaurants. I
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: do not miss that weather. Yeah, I'm just right. Is
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: I grew up in it? It is Chicago did something
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  Speaker 1: to me. All y'all want to school and in it.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but if you're born in it, you know
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  Speaker 1: it's all you know, that's all you know. Yeah, how'd
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: you go to school. All right, we gotta go email
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  Speaker 1: us your Instagram. That's your thoughts on day Strawberry letter.
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  Speaker 1: My bike was always broken at Steve Harvey FM. You're
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: listening to Steven Show. All right, Steve, come on, you
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  Speaker 1: hired him, You hired him. I know you ain't got
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  Speaker 1: to keep saying that. Yes, ladies in general, without further ado,
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: a man that needs an introduction because well he's here
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  Speaker 1: so seldom ladies and gentlemen. Gee think brown, Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm putting together. Yeah. First, I'm putting together my own film.
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  Speaker 1: I've started production of my own film. You've seen The Nutcracker.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody seen The Nutcracker. We finished with production right before Christmas.
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  Speaker 1: The name of my film is called the Big Black Nutcracker.
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  Speaker 1: Who're gonna make it up different than what you're the
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  Speaker 1: big the Big Black Nutcracker. You know the story of
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  Speaker 1: the Nutcrackers, YadA, YadA, YadA. We all know the story. Well,
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: this is she falls in love with a guy who
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: comes to It's the Strippers about the stripper who falls
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  Speaker 1: in love with a guy who comes to the strip club.
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  Speaker 1: And it goes by the name of Big Black Nuts.
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  Speaker 1: And to save the script club, now this is the
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  Speaker 1: what what is wrong? So so we're looking for dancers,
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  Speaker 1: we're looking for dancers. We won't And I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to offend anybody about what I want. I don't. I don't,
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  Speaker 1: I don't. I want fat people. I don't want overweight.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want heavy set, chunky. I don't want thick.
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  Speaker 1: I don't I want fat people because these are my ballerinas.
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  Speaker 1: I want fat people, really fat that you heavy set,
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  Speaker 1: don't even audition. We don't want to be bothered with you.
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  Speaker 1: We want your fat. We want fat people that can
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  Speaker 1: stand on their toes and catch other fat people. That's
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  Speaker 1: what I want. That's what I want. I say production,
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  Speaker 1: I hate, Yeah, that's production. Yeah, you know because I
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: always got this little thin ass ballerinas, and that's good
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  Speaker 1: and that's nice. But in that big black fat people
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  Speaker 1: that have no problem catching other fat people. And like
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: I said, if you overwear it, you kind of chunky,
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  Speaker 1: pleasantly plum, big bone, don't even bother, don't bother sending
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  Speaker 1: me a tape. Now, I want all production tapes to
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  Speaker 1: be sent to big black nutcrackers. Sent all your taps
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: the big black nutcracker. Now I got some people that
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: have signed on that are gonna already be in the field. Oh, Kurt,
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: Kurt Franklin is gonna be playing the part of Baby Jesus. Now,
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: I know what you're saying. The Baby Jesus ain't in
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: the Big Black Nutcracker, or he ain't in the Nutcracker,
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: but he's gonna be in nuts production because he said
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: he would do it, so I routed him apart. So
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: he's gonna lay the part of Baby Jesus. So check
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  Speaker 1: me out the Big Black Nutcracker coming out round Christmas.
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  Speaker 1: Go to Big Black Nutcracker. You know all your auditions
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  Speaker 1: there you're listening. All right, guys, it's time for comedy roulette. Jay,
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: you were here, Please quickly set it up for us.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: It's very simple. You take some subjects, put them on
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: the wheel, spun the wheel around where the wheels stop,
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  Speaker 1: where it stop. After it spuns around where it stop,
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  Speaker 1: we'll do the damn thing because we just that good.
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  Speaker 1: Put them up spunning all right, all right, Ready for
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  Speaker 1: today's categories. Yea, all right, here we go. Number one,
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  Speaker 1: crazy stuff. You might yell out during sex. Number two.
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  Speaker 1: Remember we're on the air live, guys. Remember that you
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  Speaker 1: want what were you allowed on that? What things you
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: say to bad cooks? Number three things you say to remember? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Number three things you say to old people to keep
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: from cursing them out. Oh oh wow, okay, you got
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  Speaker 1: it three three, three times. Let's go. Let's spin it.
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  Speaker 1: But my biggest fear, crazy thing if you might yell
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  Speaker 1: out during sex, here we go, Here we go. Crazy
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  Speaker 1: things you might yell out doing sex? Girl? Stop, please stop.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta get me some ice water and come back.
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  Speaker 1: Go ahead on that, I go ahead, crazy crazy thing
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  Speaker 1: we are doing sex? Oh my god, I can't feel
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  Speaker 1: my eyes. Well, look who's here? Look who just showed
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  Speaker 1: up for work? Yell that out, junior? Crazy things you
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  Speaker 1: yell out doing sex? Girl? You know what I'm girl,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna miss round and buy you some money. I ain't.
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  Speaker 1: This is too good right here, girl, I want to
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  Speaker 1: buy you some money. I ain't. Come on, Steve, crazy
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  Speaker 1: stuff is crazy stuff you might yell out during sex
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  Speaker 1: by me on my froehead, I'm playing. Come do you
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  Speaker 1: rule that the subject crazy stuff you might yell out
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  Speaker 1: drink sex? Come on, Jay, crazy thing you might girl, girl,
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  Speaker 1: that part is numb. Okay, it's numb. That is crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Crazy things you might yell out to say I'm a
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  Speaker 1: vote for you. Crazy things you might yell out doing sex.
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  Speaker 1: H oh oh, what is your name? What is your name?
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  Speaker 1: I forgot what? Tell me again? What is your name?
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  Speaker 1: Crazy crazy stuff you might yell out during sex, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: I won't corron, it's crazy that it's crazy? All right?
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  Speaker 1: Coming to Roulette. Crazy things you might yell out doing six?
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  Speaker 1: Are you planning to put that? Not over here? Ain't alright?
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  Speaker 1: Crazy things you yell out doing six? Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: I'm about to go to jail. What oh my crazy thing?
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  Speaker 1: Crazy things you let you yell out in the middle
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  Speaker 1: of sex. Uh, listen, I'm almost at the finished land.
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  Speaker 1: You need to hurry up. If you're trying to beat
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  Speaker 1: me there, I'm just telling you, I'm almost I'm telling
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  Speaker 1: you it's my mom almost. All right, We'll coming the Roulette.
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  Speaker 1: Crazy things you might yell out during sexty just close
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  Speaker 1: it out, ye out? Take it out? Ready, m Black
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  Speaker 1: Lives Matter? Stop? All right? On that note, We'll have
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  Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up in
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  Speaker 1: twenty minutes right after this. You're listening to show, all right, Steve?
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: It is time for a quick health and wellness shout out.
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  Speaker 1: Give some um you know you want. You want to
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: keep healthy thoughts and people being healthy, and you're launching
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: a brand new product, So tell us about your Elevate well.
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  Speaker 1: On January third, I have a new product coming out.
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  Speaker 1: It's called Elevate You by Green by Steve Harvey. It's
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  Speaker 1: a green Vitality daily green drink. So I have a
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  Speaker 1: special composition that I had put in here to help
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  Speaker 1: cover your mitochondriacts. And what that is it helps you
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  Speaker 1: from the cellular level. What a lot of people don't
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  Speaker 1: understand is you take vitamins and stuff that never reach
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  Speaker 1: your cellular level when you drink greens. Greens especially are
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  Speaker 1: designed to go straight to your cellular level and make
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  Speaker 1: you feel better on the cellular level. Helps give you
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  Speaker 1: better mental capacity, increases your energy where you can work
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  Speaker 1: out more. It's not a workout product, it's not protein.
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  Speaker 1: It gives you the energy so you have the energy
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  Speaker 1: to go for your walks, the energy to work out,
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  Speaker 1: you know, the energy to think more. Clearly, it's a
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  Speaker 1: lot of energy and it does wonders for your digestive system.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: And that's so the things I've been working on. People say, Steve,
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: you look young man, and I do, and I feel
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: young because I take care of myself on the cellular level.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: So on January third and the launch. It is called
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  Speaker 1: Elevate You by Steve Harvey's a daily vitality green drink
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  Speaker 1: and it's just the thing to make you feel absolutely wonderful.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: It's a great problem. Thank you, all right, congratulations Steve.
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  Speaker 1: Can't wait for it. January third, coming up in thirty
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  Speaker 1: three minutes after the hour, we'll play a round. I
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  Speaker 1: would you rather right after this you're listening to show?
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  Speaker 1: All right, guys, time for would you rather here we go?
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather go without shoes for a month or
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: wear a thong for a month. I'm gonna be bad.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to be bad foot it. I can't
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  Speaker 1: have all that up tween. I can't have all that
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: up tween me at long o. You're not gonna be comfortable.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna need a pedicute in a month. But I'm
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: gonna wait. I'm a rather Steve, are you still thinking
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: because you didn't know? I don't. It's that I don't
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  Speaker 1: have it, that they don't make thongs to fit me.
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  Speaker 1: So Yeah, ain't nobody unthongable. You ain't unfongable, unongable, you
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  Speaker 1: ain't all that. I ain't with jocket straps. So I
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  Speaker 1: know good. Here we come on over to the dark side. Guys,
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: women wear them all the time, all the time. I
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: take my hat off, y'all, y'all, he said, I appreciate
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: one of the greatest inventions. All right, would you rather
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: do comedy on a cruise ship be for whatever it
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  Speaker 1: is for a year, or would you rather do comedy
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: at a nursing home for a year. I'm being at
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: nurse home killing. I'm be losing an audience members. That
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: ain't nothing like that wearing ass out with an old
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: ass joke. I'm on that ship man, What are you?
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  Speaker 1: Nineteen forty? The time you try to sit out each
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  Speaker 1: lunch of that lunch counter, white, beat your hand, you
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: stupid you. That time you were looking at that chrisket
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: winning them damn dogs got loose? What's wrong with really? Really? That?
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: You remember that time we saw bull corners over that
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: by that barn buy said he would buy what? Alright?
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: Moving on, wouldn't you rather run up twenty flights of stairs? Okay,
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: twenty flights of stairs, you know that'll get you out
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: of breath? Or would you rather fight Floyd Mayweather? Floyd
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  Speaker 1: money Maywe. I ain't fighting Floyd, that's what Floyd. My
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  Speaker 1: answer is, up them stairs. I'm gonna take them stairs,
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: the top half way whatever. Yeah, ain't hit Floyd. So
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: you're a little bit. He's slow. He's slow. Is fasting
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: anything I've ever thrown? Yeah? Take these days? All right?
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: The stairs? All right? All right, thank you guys. That's
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: would you rather for today? We'll be back with our
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: last break of the day at forty nine minutes after
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: and of course some closing remarks from the one and
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: only are Fearless Leader Steve Harvey right after this you're
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: listening to show? All right, here we are the last
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: break of the day coming up right now. It is
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: the last you had more breaks? Does it the last
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: one of the day? Yes, thank you, Thank you for clarifying. Jay. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: all right, y'all here, I'll go listen to me. This
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: is some encouragement for everybody. I'm gonna use myself as
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: an example because that's the experiences I have. I've understood
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: something about my life and you should understand it about
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: yours too. That I've been processed over the years, and
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: the process is never comfortable. It's cause you're processing. You know,
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: and and and and and what you're gonna look like
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  Speaker 1: when you come out ain't gonna be the same thing
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: you look like when it went in, because you're being processor.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: If you put if you put food in a food processor,
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: what you what comes out of it don't look like
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: what went in it. But it's uncomfortable in the process.
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  Speaker 1: But I want everybody to understand that we are all
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  Speaker 1: being processed, and what we're looking right now ain't how
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: we gonna be looking when we come through it. So
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: be strong and hanging there because you ain't going through
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: nothing that nobody else went through. You're being processed. See
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: a lot of things happened to me in my life.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: I've actually heard people say I was done, washed up.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: Dad ought to do it for him. I actually heard
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  Speaker 1: a lady in a blog on a situation. They were
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: talking about me. They said he was he's buried. They
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: they just burying him. They want to get rid of him,
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: so they burying him. I want it so bad to
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: say something, but I didn't. I held my peace. I
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: stayed on the wall. So I don't always stay on
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: the wall, but this time I did. But you know something, y'all,
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: when they write you off and they say you buried,
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: what they don't realize is I wasn't actually being buried.
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  Speaker 1: I was actually being planet. See they look like the
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: same thing, but they're not the same thing. See when
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: you bury something, you're saying goodbye to it. I'll never
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: see you again. So we're burying you. I'm saying goodbye
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: to it. But when you plant something, what you're doing
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: is you're repositioning it. You're putting it from one place
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  Speaker 1: over to another place so you can reposition it again
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: so they can come back up again. See, so every
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  Speaker 1: time people thought I was buried, they didn't realize I
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: was actually getting planet. God is taking you and placing
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: you in another situation so you can come back up again,
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: and to come back up this time will be always
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: higher than the place that they thought you got buried in. Man,
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: you better hear what I'm trying to tell y'all. You
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  Speaker 1: got to deal with the process. Don't worry about them
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: laughing that you're talking about you buried. Now, now you
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  Speaker 1: ain't buried. You've been planet all God doing. Is he
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: moving you through another position so you can come back
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: up stronger, taller, bigger and brighter. And I want you
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: to understand something too. On your way to greatness, you
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: have to incubate greatness. That God inside of you, he
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: gonna take you through some things that's gonna put you
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: in some positions. Man, that God inside of you, he
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: gonna take you through some situations that's crushing. He gonna
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  Speaker 1: take you to some dog places. God gonna take you
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: through some isolated places. He gonna take you to some
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: places that's overlooked and ignored. See, so that that greatness
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: and you can germinate in a private place. Because y'all
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: want to know something. Greatness ain't never germinated in public.
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  Speaker 1: Did you hear what I said? Greatness has never germinated
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: in public. You ain't never seen nobody come become great
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: right before your eyes. Naw. They always show up somewhere
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, they're different. They they they
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: make a comeback when you thought they was buried and
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: you found out they was planet. They've been somewhere in
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: a dark place when everybody had written them off. That's
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  Speaker 1: how you become great. You get incubated. You get in
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  Speaker 1: some dark places, some isolated places, some overlooked and ignored places,
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  Speaker 1: so that greatness can can can germinate in a private
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  Speaker 1: place in the dark. See, when you planet, you got
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  Speaker 1: to have dirt on top of you. You got to
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  Speaker 1: You can't put a seed out on the concrete and
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  Speaker 1: so we can germinate what people forget about it for
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  Speaker 1: a minute. That's how you become great. So when you
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  Speaker 1: go through the process, remember this you it don't look
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  Speaker 1: like what it did when it went in. It's called
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  Speaker 1: a process. It's gonna reappear and it's gonna be what
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  Speaker 1: God wanted to be. So all of y'all is going
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  Speaker 1: thank you, Barry, they're gonna find out you just got planned.
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  Speaker 1: That's all it is. I've been replanted over and over
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