5:35 Idiotology May 7, 2026: Heineken Happy Meal
Turns out a robbery at the 'Half Ass Bar' was basically done half-assed, Tampa police find beer can in 'Happy Meal' during DUI investigation, Palm Coast woman accused of abandoning children at hospital...deputies find 44 animals, squalid conditions at homeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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