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Michael Jordan $3B, Steve's VM, Halloween Candy, Sista Strut and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time.
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  Speaker 3: Y'all don't know y'all at all, So don't given them black.
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  Speaker 2: A million bush.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, listening to show, I don't joy?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Joy, you got to do that.
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  Speaker 5: Turn you gonna turn?
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  Speaker 6: Okay, I got.
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  Speaker 2: To turn the mouth turn.
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  Speaker 5: I probably got to turn mouth turn, turn the water
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  Speaker 5: of the mony upo me.
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  Speaker 7: Come come out?
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  Speaker 2: You think.
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  Speaker 7: I sure will?
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  Speaker 2: Good morning everybody. You are listening to the voice, Come
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  Speaker 2: on dig me now on and only Steve Harvey, Oh yeah, man,
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  Speaker 2: got a radio show. Do you understand that? I'm telling you?
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  Speaker 2: God been big in my life. God, God is a gentleman.
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  Speaker 7: You know.
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  Speaker 2: I want to I want to point that out to you.
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  Speaker 2: God is an absolute gentleman. He will not come in
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  Speaker 2: unless he's invited. He don't just barge into your life.
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  Speaker 2: He gives us the power of choice. You know. If
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  Speaker 2: you say you got it, I don't need you, he
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  Speaker 2: lets you have it. If you say I need you,
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  Speaker 2: come see about me.
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  Speaker 8: He right there. It's just a real simple thing, man.
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  Speaker 2: So always say to people this, if you've gotten yourself
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  Speaker 2: into something, and please know I have I.
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  Speaker 8: See that.
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  Speaker 2: That's why I'm so adamant about it because I've gotten
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  Speaker 2: myself in some circumstances and positions in my life.
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  Speaker 8: But I've been, I've been.
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  Speaker 2: I've had some low moments, man, I've had some moments
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  Speaker 2: where I did not know what to do. I didn't
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  Speaker 2: know what was next, I didn't know how to go
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  Speaker 2: about it. I didn't have no more ideas. I was stuck.
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  Speaker 2: I thought a couple of times, well might not make
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  Speaker 2: it past this one. But then if I don't make
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  Speaker 2: it past it, what's gonna happen? And then I held
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  Speaker 2: on to this little thing that my mother kept talking
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  Speaker 2: to me about. She said, sometimes some when you ain't
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  Speaker 2: got nothing else in you, just hope, she said, just
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  Speaker 2: hope it'll be all right, you know. And what I've
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  Speaker 2: learned in my life is that hope is the beginning
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  Speaker 2: of faith. Hope is just is there possibility out there
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  Speaker 2: for me? I show hope, something happened. See hope is okay, man,
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  Speaker 2: Because like I say, for me, the way I've lived
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  Speaker 2: my life, hope was the beginning of faith. It was
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  Speaker 2: just the idea. It's just the thought that something could
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  Speaker 2: change for me, that something could be a little bit
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  Speaker 2: different from me, that maybe, man, just maybe for some reason,
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  Speaker 2: I could be saved, I could be rescued, things could
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  Speaker 2: turn around, it could hit any other direction.
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  Speaker 8: Maybe I could quit messing up.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe somebody will forgive me, Maybe somebody will just say
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  Speaker 2: all right. I don't know, but I can't count the
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  Speaker 2: times I've been in that position. But then once I
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  Speaker 2: hope a little bit, and then I remember. Also my mother,
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  Speaker 2: because she was a Sunday school teacher, she taught me
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  Speaker 2: the most valuable lesson I've ever learned my life. Nothing
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  Speaker 2: has been greater in my life than my faith. She
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  Speaker 2: taught me to pray. Mama used to say, when it
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  Speaker 2: get real, dog for your son, prayer changes things. She said,
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  Speaker 2: When you seem like you lost and you can't find
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  Speaker 2: your way, stop and pray, she said, because prayer change
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  Speaker 2: is things. You know, when you get a point in
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  Speaker 2: your life when you've done all you can do and
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  Speaker 2: you can't do no more and you just don't know
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  Speaker 2: what to do next, she said, stop, son, pray and
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  Speaker 2: combine that prayer with that hope that you got. She said,
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  Speaker 2: because that hope is the beginning of faith. She said.
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  Speaker 2: If you pray just hoping, she said, to God come
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  Speaker 2: through for you. That'll give you confidence that he can
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  Speaker 2: do it again. And then after a while, you quit hoping,
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  Speaker 2: she saying, you start believing, she said, And that's when
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  Speaker 2: you're on to something. If you can turn that hope
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  Speaker 2: into belief, that hope into Faith's that's the ability to
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  Speaker 2: believe in something that you can't see. But the key though,
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  Speaker 2: the faith is you're believing in something that you can't see.
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  Speaker 7: See.
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  Speaker 2: Hoping a little bit different from me now, I'm pretty sure.
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  Speaker 2: Like I say, oftentimes to tell a lot of people
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  Speaker 2: who can explain this thing a lot better than I
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  Speaker 2: can to you, hope is just kind of I don't
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  Speaker 2: know how to I don't know how to say it,
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  Speaker 2: but I'm just telling you, hope is you're just hoping
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  Speaker 2: it work.
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  Speaker 7: Right.
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  Speaker 2: You just have a thought in your mind that you know, man,
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  Speaker 2: whoever you are, or whoever you are, whatever you are
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  Speaker 2: to me God, I show hope something change. Hope helps. Man.
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  Speaker 2: If you ain't strong enough to have faith, have hope hope,
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  Speaker 2: and then if you pray with some hope and God
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  Speaker 2: answers your prayer, then that hope gains a little confidence,
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  Speaker 2: and after a while that confidence becomes faith. Now theyin't
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  Speaker 2: just hoping, but I'm believing. I'm believing in something that
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  Speaker 2: I cannot see. Faith has been the key to my
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  Speaker 2: entire existence, even when I didn't have any It was faith,
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  Speaker 2: as I look back on it, that has gotten me here.
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  Speaker 2: And not just faith, but my faith. See, you will
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  Speaker 2: only get to where you're going in your life based
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  Speaker 2: on your faith.
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  Speaker 7: See.
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  Speaker 2: A lot of people get the word faith confused, like
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  Speaker 2: what's your faith? And then they start going down this
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  Speaker 2: whole list of all these different religions out here. But
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  Speaker 2: really an essence, man, when I talk to people about faith,
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  Speaker 2: I'm talking to you about your your belief. How much
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  Speaker 2: do you believe in the unseen?
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  Speaker 7: See?
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  Speaker 2: Faith is the core of all that is happening to
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  Speaker 2: me today. It is the faith that I have in
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  Speaker 2: my relationship with God that enables me to just oftentimes
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  Speaker 2: if I stay on the right course and believe a
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  Speaker 2: certain way and act a certain way, his blessings just poor.
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  Speaker 8: They just come. And it comes in a lot of
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  Speaker 8: little ways too. I've started to notice.
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  Speaker 2: See, it ain't just a lot of people think blessings
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  Speaker 2: is money, na, man, that ain't it.
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  Speaker 8: It's coverage.
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  Speaker 2: It's every time my plane lands safe, It's every time
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  Speaker 2: they predict bad weather and I get up in the
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  Speaker 2: sky and they don't be no bad weather. You know
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  Speaker 2: this is this is favor. These are blessings that get
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  Speaker 2: poured out to me. Somebody call me and offer me something,
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  Speaker 2: not money, but an opportunity. See, blessings come a lot
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  Speaker 2: of ways. But once you tie in to God, once
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  Speaker 2: you tie in and you start doing the best you
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  Speaker 2: can do, and you start asking for him to make
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  Speaker 2: you a better person, to help shape and mold you
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  Speaker 2: into the kind of man or person that he wants
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  Speaker 2: you to be.
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  Speaker 8: You be amazed what God can do with you.
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  Speaker 2: Man, if you just invite me in and allow him
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  Speaker 2: to be a part of your life. I mean, what
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  Speaker 2: you got to lose out there? Come on, why would
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  Speaker 2: you not change? Why would you not allow God to
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  Speaker 2: be a part of your life? God got some big
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  Speaker 2: plans for you. If he didn't, you wouldn't keep waking up.
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  Speaker 7: Show.
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  Speaker 2: Right here we go, ladies and gentlemen, the time has come.
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  Speaker 2: It's another day, a new day, new dollar, new dawning.
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  Speaker 2: However you want to look at it, but be grateful. Man.
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  Speaker 2: I was telling God this morning, I thank you man
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  Speaker 2: for everything. You know, even when I'm going through something.
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  Speaker 2: I thank him because I know he gonna get me
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  Speaker 2: through it. This too shall pass. Whatever it is is
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  Speaker 2: going on in your life, y'all, just know that this
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  Speaker 2: too shall pass. You got to keep the faith. Man.
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  Speaker 2: You gotta keep the faith and keep looking for the
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  Speaker 2: bright side because it's coming. Darkness don't last always. Sunshine
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  Speaker 2: don't either. So just understand, man, this too shall pass.
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  Speaker 2: Whatever's going down, that's gonna pass too. I'm good with it.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to the Riode, y'all, Steve Harvey Morning Show. Shirley
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  Speaker 2: Strawberry callin for real Mississippi Monica Junior is still out
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  Speaker 2: today and the legend that is nephew Tommy Tommy.
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  Speaker 8: This is normally where I talk to Junior. You know
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  Speaker 8: I'm forcing it.
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  Speaker 2: See I saw, don't just be I'll be looking at
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  Speaker 2: him on this zoom. What is he doing?
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  Speaker 7: What is you folding them a blanket? It's it's a blanket.
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  Speaker 7: It's calling him. I thought it was a bad palace.
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  Speaker 7: What are you doing? I got a blanky put it
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  Speaker 7: wrong with y'all this morning?
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  Speaker 9: What?
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  Speaker 7: What's what?
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  Speaker 10: What is?
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  Speaker 2: You just woke up?
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  Speaker 1: You need the blanket? You just got out to be here.
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  Speaker 2: I need that blanket though, dog, I just got out
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  Speaker 2: that cold over hill.
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  Speaker 1: Jealous?
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  Speaker 2: Anything on your mind this morning?
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  Speaker 11: Man?
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  Speaker 8: Or is it just blank?
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  Speaker 9: You know?
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  Speaker 7: No, it ain't never blank, It's always something. Ain't never blank.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you know when people that claim to be stupid,
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  Speaker 2: when his whole thing is how stupid I am? You
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  Speaker 2: got to you gotta ask him questions because you don't know.
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  Speaker 2: M You know, you got to ask these people, these
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  Speaker 2: people like this is really gifted.
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  Speaker 7: Sometimes they might just go blak. You know, I got
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  Speaker 7: one for you. You know, I'm trying to turn over
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  Speaker 7: a new leaf and be a new guy, be a
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  Speaker 7: better person, you know, just just you know, a different walk.
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  Speaker 7: Let's just say that. Just being a little bit different. Now,
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  Speaker 7: that's what Tommy trying to do. But how do you
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  Speaker 7: let people know, don't let the new me get you
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  Speaker 7: so mixed up that the old me ain't still in there.
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  Speaker 7: I think they try to try me sometime since I
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  Speaker 7: hadn't changed, and I didn't told them I didn't changed,
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  Speaker 7: and I'm trying to walk a new walk. But then
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  Speaker 7: they try to test enact like that old person ain't
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  Speaker 7: still way down in there somewhere, like it ain't gonna
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  Speaker 7: come out. But I'm trying so hard, so hard to
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  Speaker 7: keep that old one locked down.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I faced that all the time myself. You know,
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  Speaker 2: you want to have this new walk in this new way,
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  Speaker 2: and you inform people about it in there and they
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  Speaker 2: try to take advantage of it then and you got to.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I just got to say, try Jesus not me.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I was reading the scripture one day. I've
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  Speaker 2: read it before, but they said that's none perfect, no,
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  Speaker 2: not one. Mm hmm. That pretty much cleared it up
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  Speaker 2: for me. It's all I needed to.
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  Speaker 7: Know, what the ass or not. That's really what I'm
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  Speaker 7: trying to ask you.
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  Speaker 2: Well, what I'm trying to say is that none perfect, no,
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  Speaker 2: not one. So what does we keep trying for this
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  Speaker 2: perfection for? It's not gonna happen. So I'll say, go
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  Speaker 2: on and slap on my ass for forgiveness and get
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  Speaker 2: back on track. That's what I did, Dog, I just
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  Speaker 2: gonna let you have it. Then I asked the Lord
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  Speaker 2: for forgiveness. I get back on track. Welcome to the
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  Speaker 2: Steve Hawk Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, coming up in thirty two minutes after the hour,
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  Speaker 1: we'll hear from the nephew. Is he runs that prank
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  Speaker 1: back right after this cry Jesus, you're listening hard morning show.
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  Speaker 1: It is time now for the nephew to run that
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  Speaker 1: prank back. What you got for his nep.
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  Speaker 7: This right here is my roommate, Benny. My roommate Benny. Okay,
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  Speaker 7: y'all don't know nothing about Benny. Bennie happens to be
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  Speaker 7: a Let's go catch my roommate, m Sweet the Devin.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah see Okay, Hey man, this is Chris, I live above.
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  Speaker 10: You ain't ever met you before, but you you you
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  Speaker 10: if you've been calling the leasing office about uh, complaining
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  Speaker 10: on me about I'm making too much noise away?
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, man, I'm not bad, brouh. I was trying to
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  Speaker 11: catch you, man. I could never Uh, I could never
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  Speaker 11: catch you at home.
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  Speaker 9: Man.
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  Speaker 10: It's just like you know, bro, I work at night.
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  Speaker 10: I work at night.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah. Yeah, you're saying. I said I work in a day,
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  Speaker 11: but I can't sleep at night, bro, cause I don't
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  Speaker 11: know what's going on in your apartment. I'm saying, I
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  Speaker 11: ain't trying to be in your business. I'm not trying
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  Speaker 11: to be in your business.
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  Speaker 9: Player.
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  Speaker 11: I just can't get sleep at night, man, because it's
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  Speaker 11: been a lot of noise, a lot of noise, a
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  Speaker 11: lot of talking, and what you do is your business.
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  Speaker 10: Bro.
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  Speaker 11: I'm just saying, man, please, man.
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  Speaker 10: But you ain't have to go to the leasing office. Man,
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  Speaker 10: all you had to do. You know what's all thatt me?
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  Speaker 10: You ain't. You know they got me written up like
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  Speaker 10: you know, one more complain on me, they gonna put
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  Speaker 10: me out of something.
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  Speaker 11: Well. Yeah, Now, like I said, I was trying to
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  Speaker 11: get I was trying to find you. You know what
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  Speaker 11: I'm saying. But I guess we miss each other because
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  Speaker 11: you work at night, not work in to day. So
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  Speaker 11: you know when you going, I'm coming and when I'm
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  Speaker 11: coming you gone. You're saying, Brian's trying to start us.
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  Speaker 11: I'm just trying to, you know, go to work and
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  Speaker 11: pay my pay my bills.
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  Speaker 10: Man, I'll be at work at night.
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  Speaker 11: Man.
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  Speaker 10: You know what I'm saying. I'm trying to get my
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  Speaker 10: hustle on like you trying to.
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  Speaker 11: Get to us doing hold on, hold on, okay, okay,
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  Speaker 11: let's make it make sense.
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  Speaker 4: Bruh.
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  Speaker 11: If you at working night, somebody in your somebody in
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  Speaker 11: your apartment talking loud and them keeping me up square business.
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  Speaker 10: Okay, you got a roommate. If I'm nothing, I ain't
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  Speaker 10: got no roommate.
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  Speaker 11: Man, Benny, somebody in there talking loud, holding a conversation.
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  Speaker 11: It's like two people in there talking loud every night.
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  Speaker 10: And no, that's brother Benny. Man Benny be talking.
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  Speaker 11: Okay, you say you ain't got no room mate. Who
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  Speaker 11: who is Benny? Who is Benny?
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  Speaker 10: Benny is my bird my parents? That's Benny Be talking like.
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  Speaker 11: Man, stop me, die listen mine, why why wait a minute?
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  Speaker 11: You're trying to tell.
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  Speaker 10: Me a bird that was journey man. I don't have
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  Speaker 10: bity ten years. That's my bird.
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  Speaker 11: Byrn don't even live at long. So so now I'm
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  Speaker 11: up at night, I'm at to work because because a
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  Speaker 11: bird that's what you want. That that's what you called
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  Speaker 11: me to tell me.
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  Speaker 10: I called you to tell you. You ain't gotta be
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  Speaker 10: putting these complaints on me. Man, It's like, but I'm not.
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  Speaker 10: I'm going that night. That's Benny talking. Man. Then Betty
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  Speaker 10: in tell Barry nold on No, Penny, wait a minute.
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  Speaker 11: Hey, look, I'm telling you, now do something with the
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  Speaker 11: Byrn then or that gonna be some consequences and repercussions.
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  Speaker 11: I'm talking about some fried chicken rounding.
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  Speaker 10: Ain't man plenty is like a family member to me?
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  Speaker 11: Bird too, can saund the chicken on the call Flake
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  Speaker 11: box Kentucky Chicken churches all that?
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  Speaker 10: Brid Hey man, you don't tell me nothing bad about
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  Speaker 10: my bird? Okay, brother, you know what, Maybe me and
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  Speaker 10: you need to square off in front of each other
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  Speaker 10: because you don't you don't disrespect Benny Man.
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  Speaker 11: All right, all right, you tank you some al right,
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  Speaker 11: all right? I bet that be on my table when
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  Speaker 11: I get home. If it's a word, then I bet
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  Speaker 11: that to be all my gonna table.
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  Speaker 10: Man, ain't not from the city and disrespect me and
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  Speaker 10: try to tell me what you're gonna do to my bird.
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  Speaker 10: But you ain't gonna do nothing stupid to Benny.
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  Speaker 11: Tell you what I tell you? What see you can
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  Speaker 11: date you a hound right now? What you gonna work tonight?
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  Speaker 11: I bet you bet it. I'll bet that tomorrow. I
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  Speaker 11: bet you we be fingling looking good tomorrow.
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  Speaker 10: Man, Man, hold on a minute, man, wait a minute. Dog,
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  Speaker 10: what you can't do and start talking about what you're
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  Speaker 10: gonna do to my bird now? And told you you
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  Speaker 10: found for going to the listen office calling me out,
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  Speaker 10: and now you're on the phone. I'm trying to work
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  Speaker 10: this out with you, and now you you ain't hand
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  Speaker 10: work right now.
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  Speaker 11: First time you you call me and tell me that
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  Speaker 11: it's a bird holding a conversation with itself, I'm I'm.
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  Speaker 9: A stupid right now.
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  Speaker 11: See, I'm on the stupid to even continue on this conversation.
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  Speaker 11: I'm why it's.
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  Speaker 9: Telling me out?
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  Speaker 11: Why to night?
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  Speaker 10: Are you serious? Man? Man? Live you on some in
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  Speaker 10: RUMs or something.
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  Speaker 11: Say man, listen, bruh, listen whatever it is. If it's
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  Speaker 11: a bird or recording, whatever it is, you gotta do
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  Speaker 11: something with the bird. Man, I'm gonna be sowing sauted.
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  Speaker 11: If this is a bird, I'm really a bird.
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  Speaker 10: It's spinny, man, it's spinny.
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  Speaker 11: You know.
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  Speaker 10: All you have to do is come to me and
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  Speaker 10: we could have held this like me. Hold on, hold on,
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  Speaker 10: hold on.
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  Speaker 11: Okay, okay, okay, we gonna have it like me. And then,
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  Speaker 11: first off, least in office wouldn't give me your name?
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  Speaker 11: What's your name?
• 18:17
  Speaker 10: My name? Chris?
• 18:18
  Speaker 11: Okay, Chris, I'm different. There we go, there we go. Listen, dolls.
• 18:22
  Speaker 11: I ain't for the past three months, you know what
• 18:25
  Speaker 11: I'm saying, I ain't really been getting no sleep. Because
• 18:28
  Speaker 11: of this bird. You say, it's a bird. I don't
• 18:31
  Speaker 11: believe that. But a bird, a bird?
• 18:35
  Speaker 10: Come on, dow, that's going forward the bird for ten years?
• 18:39
  Speaker 11: Well, look, take the work what it is. I don't care.
• 18:42
  Speaker 11: Figure something out, but whatever going on up there with
• 18:45
  Speaker 11: you and your bird need to come to an immediate
• 18:48
  Speaker 11: house or it's gonna be something doubt.
• 18:50
  Speaker 10: Hey man, hey man. What you can't do is threaten
• 18:52
  Speaker 10: me by what's going on in my household.
• 18:54
  Speaker 11: Man, look here, you and Bennie, Bennie, Lennie, whatever the
• 18:58
  Speaker 11: name is, you need to do something and with that,
• 19:01
  Speaker 11: that's gonna be some real show. Now, why not going
• 19:03
  Speaker 11: back and forth with you about this? You keep telling
• 19:05
  Speaker 11: me something about a bar.
• 19:07
  Speaker 10: It's a bird. What's the problem with it? What's the
• 19:09
  Speaker 10: problem understanding that people have pet birds?
• 19:11
  Speaker 11: Say man, I don't give them if you have a
• 19:13
  Speaker 11: pet bird. But really, this talk all night long?
• 19:17
  Speaker 9: How do you? How do you?
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: How do you?
• 19:18
  Speaker 9: Never come?
• 19:20
  Speaker 11: Don't never shut up.
• 19:21
  Speaker 10: I'll tell you what I'll tell you what Benny told
• 19:23
  Speaker 10: me to tell you, though, God, I'll tell you what
• 19:25
  Speaker 10: Benny told me.
• 19:26
  Speaker 9: Wait wait wait.
• 19:26
  Speaker 11: Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait White Chris White,
• 19:29
  Speaker 11: White brother I don't want to hear what no bird
• 19:33
  Speaker 11: told you to tell me?
• 19:36
  Speaker 10: Can I tell you what Benny told me to tell you?
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: What?
• 19:38
  Speaker 11: What? What the Benny that.
• 19:40
  Speaker 10: Told me to tell you this? That? This is nephew
• 19:44
  Speaker 10: Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got
• 19:47
  Speaker 10: pranked by your boy, Sean. Did I get your man?
• 20:01
  Speaker 11: Got me? You got it? Man? That guy, I'm gonna
• 20:04
  Speaker 11: get it. I'm gonna get it. I'mnna have to. I'm
• 20:08
  Speaker 11: gonna have to wait for this dude, get out and
• 20:10
  Speaker 11: talk to him. I don't talk so much this shoot
• 20:13
  Speaker 11: about this policy burn. I don't know what's the stand up? Man.
• 20:17
  Speaker 11: I may God, I'll be up all night and I'm
• 20:19
  Speaker 11: saying I'm missing I'm missing my sleep, I'm missing what
• 20:23
  Speaker 11: I'm saying. I'm missing y'all in the morning because I'm
• 20:26
  Speaker 11: proudly hitting the snool.
• 20:27
  Speaker 10: But I got one more thing to ask you. What
• 20:29
  Speaker 10: is what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest
• 20:32
  Speaker 10: radio show in the lane?
• 20:34
  Speaker 11: Man, Steve Waller Morning Show, We never.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: Thank you? Coming up next to his ask the clo
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: Our chief love Officer, Steve Harvey is in the building
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour, and entertainment news
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: bedbugs and Paris Fashion Week. Also, Michael Jordan becomes the
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: first athlete ever on Forbes four hundred after his net
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: worth rises to three a billion dollars. That is a
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: billion with a bee. Yeah, Michael Jordan did that. And
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: other trending news. Morgan State University cancels their homecoming for
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: the first time in history after a campus shooting. And
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: we'll talk about all of these stories at the top
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: of the hour, but right now it is time to
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: ask the Clodyan Monroe says, my boss and my best
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: friend had sex, and I know for a fact that
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: my boss is also messing around with one of my coworkers.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: My husband's think. My husband thinks I should tell my friend,
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: but I will not because it's her karma for cheating
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: on her husband. Now, am I right or wrong?
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm surprised your husband wants to be in the
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: go busting business. You know, most men stay out of that.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: But you know you've probably married to a little telling
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: the tissue, du so, I think you should follow your host,
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: you know, I think you should follow your heart and
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: do what you say. Do so you know, people always
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: want to get in somebody's business, Ain't it ain't your business? Bro,
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: It's hard enough. Just do you man? Okay, all right, Sherman,
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: to be careful with that word. It's Calma, y'all. Don't
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: know what comma is, y'all. Ain't passing out this thing
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: called calma, y'all.
• 22:27
  Speaker 5: Can't.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: You can't do that to people. You You don't do that.
• 22:31
  Speaker 7: People kill me?
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: You like, can people be talking about you got camma
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: for what you did when you was twenty seven? You think,
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: take God forty years and show me something.
• 22:41
  Speaker 7: What if that was it?
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't even know what I'm getting?
• 22:45
  Speaker 12: What fault?
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: I usually get my lessons right. I usually get my
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: lessons as I go right. I know right away what's wrong? Yeah, yeah,
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: all right?
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: Well, moving on to Sherman in Long Island. Sherman says,
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: my ex wife is still living in our home that's
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: up for sale, and when we got a great offer
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: on the house, she rejected it. Meanwhile, I have to
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: pay half the mortgage. Would I be wrong to go
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: over there regularly to use the home gym I built?
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: Oh bruh, Just let that go. You can go over there,
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: but y'all going tit for tat. Listen to me. I've
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: been in this one before, really didn't want to sell it.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: Great offer still see she making you pay. What you're
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: not finna do is go off live your life, skippy dippy,
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: and then just think you finnah, just get this money
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: and go do what you want to do. Now she
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: gonna keep living in it and keep making you pay.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: That's what this is all about. She took a great offering.
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: Now you wanna go over to the gym? All right?
• 23:49
  Speaker 8: Mess around, Bill.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: Upstad are together?
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: Uh huh Yeah, mission accomplished. Yeah, then she gonna then
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: she gonna take a picture you sleep and send it
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: to your new girl and guy about the morrow as
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: we laid. Get out of that dog, get out. Don't
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: go to that gym. I tell you they write songs
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: about this stuff. Charlie Murdoch, be up in your head, tell.
• 24:16
  Speaker 7: You all right.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: Moving on to Weeda in Oxford, Wheta writes, one of
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: my coworkers brings the funkiest food for lunch, and the
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: whole office smells after she heats up her food. A
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: group of us took the microwave and hid it in
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: a closet. She thinks I did it? Do I tell
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: on everybody or just put it back to keep the peace?
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: Well you did do it? He come talking about we
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: took the microwave. She know you did it?
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: Weed, group of them did it? Yeah?
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: First of all, your name Weeda, You too old be
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: doing stuff like that. And nobody name.
• 24:54
  Speaker 7: All the names.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: It rhyme with his old Wheeda, Freedom, Sharquito, Chuckita like
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: a banetta. About this.
• 25:07
  Speaker 13: Quita?
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: You know more quitoqua.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: So y'all put and then see this lady properly from
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: see when people heat up foods, you are familiar with
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: they from somewhere else. And when I lived in Los Angeles,
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: man I lived with these lived in a building that
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: had a lot of Iranian people in it. And man,
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: I don't know what they was cooking. But on Fridays, no, God,
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: you couldn't walk in the buildings.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: I thought.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: I thought on Fridays it was sugar honey, ice tea
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: in the hallway day I just thought, of you know somebody,
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: just I just I just I just I just I
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: just I didn't know what was happening on Fridays with
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: these people. And you know they all be walking down
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: the hall with their little dish, shit it with one another.
• 25:59
  Speaker 7: And but you think that was what was that?
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: Well? I know what it was because I asked one
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: time because I couldn't take it.
• 26:05
  Speaker 8: Was mutton mutting mutton. Yeah, they too. They be sharing mutton.
• 26:12
  Speaker 8: If you ever cooked mutton.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: Could mercy mutton. It's right after chitlings, right after the
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: chip mutton.
• 26:24
  Speaker 8: Ain't no jokes.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: Man, it's game may yeah, right after chitlings. Nothing tops chitling.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: Chitling's just the ultimate attack.
• 26:36
  Speaker 8: I don't care who you are.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: ChIL is flashy.
• 26:42
  Speaker 7: If you can beat chitness, that's that's pretty.
• 26:45
  Speaker 14: What is the lady supposed to do about the microwave
• 26:48
  Speaker 14: at the job?
• 26:49
  Speaker 7: Who would a way? Yeah? Just put it back.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: Y'all got to this lady heat her food up?
• 26:54
  Speaker 8: Oh you to get rid of the microwaven. Don't nobody
• 26:56
  Speaker 8: heat it.
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: But y'all can't put it in the closet and hide
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: it from this lady. She got to heat up her mutton.
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: Y'all messing up now.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: He just said it was some monky food, all right?
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: Last one, Steve, This is Keana in high court. A
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: high point Keanna says, I caught my son's father at
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: another lady's house overnight. She does braids, and he said
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: he was getting his hair braided, and he was drinking
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: and passed out over there. Am I supposed to believe
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: that when only half his head was braided?
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: Well, he told you he got drunk and passed out.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: It's hard to braid your other half your hair when
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: you laying down. But how you at the braid lady
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: house drinking and falling asleep? I was right, he was
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: getting his hair braided, and he got drunk and fell asleep.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: He's doing anything else that happened. He ain't told you
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: none of it. But the true part is he got
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: half his hair braid.
• 27:59
  Speaker 8: He he did start.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: But if you sitting between somebody legs, yes, lord, come on?
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: And what it's hard.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: Not to fall asleep? What? What do you think sit there.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: Between somebody legs unless it's green hairs?
• 28:18
  Speaker 7: Have gwen hair gray.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: Like she braided my hair? Is you just sit there?
• 28:23
  Speaker 9: What?
• 28:24
  Speaker 13: Why so different?
• 28:26
  Speaker 7: Gwen was big?
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: You know, she squaw she squeezed between her thigh. You
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: couldn't call it breathe she graded you had way too tight.
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: I just looked surprised the whole.
• 28:40
  Speaker 9: Man.
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: It just looked like I was saying, hunh surprised. Yeah, Gwen,
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: Gwen to bread. So yeah, that's all. He fell asleep.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: You know, you got drunk. But that's a lot of
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: different activity going on other than hair braiden. It's all.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: That's what she's asking.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: Question, Yes, what is your drink? In fulk what is
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: the drink? And that he shouldn't do on on, I
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: get your hand all.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: Right, coming up, thank you, Colo, coming up at the
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: top of the hour. We'll have some entertainment news for
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: you right after this. You're listening Hardy Morning Show. Well
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: twenty years after retiring from the NBA, Michael Jordan continues
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: to make massive amounts of money. According to Forbes magazine,
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: Michael is worth three billion dollars, making him one of
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: the country's four hundred richest people and and the first
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: professional athlete to ever make the list. Michael made the
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: leap to number three seventy nine after selling his steak
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: in the Charlotte Hornets a few months ago. He bought
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: the majority steak in the team back in twenty ten
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: for one hundred and seventy five million dollars and sold
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: it in June this past June for three billion dollars. Wow, congratulations,
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: he yeah, topping the list again.
• 30:02
  Speaker 8: Of course, I sell this radio show for way lest.
• 30:09
  Speaker 5: Billion?
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: How much show we list.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: Any takers? How much Steve Michael could buy it?
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: How much you think I'll sell this one?
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: One hundred million?
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: God, y'allques speaking to me? The attitude, y'all A hand
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: with me though.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: Topping the list again is Tesla and space X CEO
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: Elon Musk, with an estimated network net worth of two
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: hundred and fifty one billion dollars. So he's number one.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: He's got two hundred and fifty one billion dollars, Elon Musk,
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: number two. You know who number two is, right, Steve?
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: Jeff Bezos one hundred and sixty one billion.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: I don't know any people you know who?
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: You don't know Jeff? You know Jeff Bezos?
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: I know of him?
• 31:14
  Speaker 8: Never met?
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: Oh you never met?
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: Never met? Don't what we're gonna talk about? Money? Maybe
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: a short conversation.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: Donald Trump is not on that list due to his
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: current trial. Leticia James.
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: Donald is not on the list. Donald Trump doesn't have
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: the money, y'all, man.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: He doesn't try to make it STU, Yeah, he tried
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: to trick us.
• 31:41
  Speaker 7: Yep.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: Well, Leticia James, the Attorney General of New York State,
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: is seeking two hundred and fifty million and professional penalties
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: against defendants, including Trump and his adult sons. Also in
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: entertainment news, Paris Fashion Weeks bring in Summer of twenty
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: twenty four collection shows ended with many surprise celebrities walking
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: the runways and attending the fashion shows and the parties.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: Angela Bassett was their z daya Usher, Kelly Rowland, Issa Ray,
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: and Lori Harvey.
• 32:12
  Speaker 13: Just to name a few.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: However, did you see on social media social media Anna
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: the Tour one Tour? You know she's Vogue's boss. Well, anyway,
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: she shaded Kim Kardashian at the Victoria Beckham show, where
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: it has it that Anna was really mad at Kim
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: for being super late to the show and that delayed
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: the start of the show. So when Kim came in,
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: she spoke to everyone, but Anna went tour just acted
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: like Kim didn't exist at that moment.
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: All the way around.
• 32:44
  Speaker 14: Me, she just yeah, no, may I said, okay, yeah yeah.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: Did you guys like any of the spring look creations
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: from Louis Vatan Steve, did you see any.
• 32:56
  Speaker 7: Of those, Tom, I'm not wearing a skirt that design
• 33:02
  Speaker 7: skirt had on us had on the skirt and he
• 33:05
  Speaker 7: had a Louis Verton outfit on, had a shirt on
• 33:07
  Speaker 7: the top to it. Yeah. I just, I just don't
• 33:10
  Speaker 7: think I'm the skirt guy. I just I'm not wearing
• 33:12
  Speaker 7: no damn skirt.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: I'm not. I'm not either.
• 33:14
  Speaker 8: I ain't with that. Y'all can take that new fashion
• 33:16
  Speaker 8: on somewhere else.
• 33:17
  Speaker 7: That ain't mean.
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: Let's be who we are, what we need to wear
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: a skirt from?
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: We're pants. So you know they're trying to, you know,
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: mix it up.
• 33:26
  Speaker 8: Women have women.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: Women have way more fashion options. Women's women's fashions change
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: more often than do men.
• 33:35
  Speaker 8: We have no business and skirts.
• 33:38
  Speaker 7: I'm not wearing no skirts, no halter, no thumb. I'm
• 33:42
  Speaker 7: not doing it.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: I would pay money to see you in in a halter, though,
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: I would tell you.
• 33:50
  Speaker 7: See me at a But Beyonce, I got a whole
• 33:52
  Speaker 7: jogging outfit on.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: Its silver. It's gonna be silver, though I bet it.
• 33:58
  Speaker 7: Could be silver. There's a whole warm up.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: You have seen alters no well speaking of Paris. You know,
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: this bedbug crisis is out of control over there. Yeah.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: The Deputy mayor of Paris announced that quote, no one
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: was safe. What's going on in Paris? What's happening? Bed
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: Bugs are everywhere. They're at movie theaters, metro trains. City
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: officials are trying to get this problem under control before
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: the twenty twenty four Paris Olympics.
• 34:30
  Speaker 8: What y'all got fire?
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: I got fired?
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, y'all got to some fire. Y'all gotta start burning
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: some stuff down, that's all. Just like they like roaches.
• 34:42
  Speaker 7: Oh wow, they keep coming. They just keep coming.
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: They say, you can and you can't even see them either,
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: that's yeah. Yeah.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: And they said now.
• 34:51
  Speaker 14: They're worried about people bringing them back because they were
• 34:55
  Speaker 14: for fashion week.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and now they're coming back.
• 34:58
  Speaker 7: So we need to spray it in one stay crossed
• 35:00
  Speaker 7: the boarder. We need to sprayed in what these people
• 35:04
  Speaker 7: that's coming back. We need to spray the heads, put
• 35:06
  Speaker 7: some clorox or something. We need to spray all of
• 35:09
  Speaker 7: them when they're coming back in here. Wow, when you've
• 35:11
  Speaker 7: come through customs, you get sprayed.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: I'm just telling you, soil.
• 35:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah, we'll spray us. I don't care. If you roller skape,
• 35:19
  Speaker 7: We're gonna spray as the ANF we you roll through that.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: It's gonna perform at the Super Bowl.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: No, I don't care, spray ould Tommy. Everybody getting sprayed?
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: Wow, Laurie, Yeah, your daughter, I.
• 35:35
  Speaker 8: Think she get her last spray now that I know
• 35:40
  Speaker 8: that you ain't coming over.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: Here, Angela Bassil l.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: Pan if she she go to the doctor?
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: All right? All right, coming up in twenty minutes after
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: the hour, we'll switch gears and have some fun. We'll
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: discuss this year's most popular Halloween candy after this.
• 36:01
  Speaker 13: You're listening morning show.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: Well, Halloween is less than a month away, so it's
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: time to talk candy. With all the options on store shelves,
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: it can be overwhelming just trying to decide which suits
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: to buy for trick or treaders. Candystore dot com is
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: revealing the most popular Halloween candy in the country. What
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: do you guys think it is? I have the list,
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: but you guys go down. What do you think?
• 36:24
  Speaker 8: Corn candy?
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: It's candy corn. First of all, I know that's a
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: it's candy corn corn candy, but it's on the list.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: But it's not number one peanut. That's number one. That's
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: number one.
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: All right, I'm molding.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: The last time you had one her She's kisses. Yet
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: they're on the list right next to corn candy. Uh,
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: what'd you say, Steve?
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: I had a little peanut butter cup of mini one
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: this summer.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: Just oh wow, yeah, in the summer. We're in fall.
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: No, I'm waning. I'm off sugar. Now I'm wearing off sugar.
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: I don't even design.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: Oh you're strong. I would have had a whole Yeah,
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: all right, So here's the list. It's I'll go from
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: the bottom to the top. Snickers, Hershey's Mini bars, Candy, corn,
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: Hersh's Kids Kisses, Starburst, Sour Patch Kids, Skittles Hot to Molly's, Eminem's,
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: which are my favorite, and thens cup cups. There you go.
• 37:45
  Speaker 7: But that the middle section, you got them hot Tom
• 37:49
  Speaker 7: is in them?
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: Uh kids? Yeah that somebody, don't.
• 37:55
  Speaker 13: You kill me?
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: Sour Patch kids. That's that's it right now? But I kids, Yeah,
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: that's what the kid is. Not chocolate. I don't want candy.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: It's I don't know what twot it?
• 38:07
  Speaker 7: Roll ain't on?
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: Now, roll olderan you roll?
• 38:19
  Speaker 7: Let My grandmama said, well, I know they. I thought
• 38:21
  Speaker 7: they had some butters. Got you in there somewhere, baby,
• 38:25
  Speaker 7: they having.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: Their first wrap boy? Yes, ready for church? Ready. I
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: love candy, but in Chicago we mix it with peanuts.
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: If you and your family did something ignorant, don't put
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: it on the whole city going damn peanuts and no,
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: damn we did.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: That's in Chicago. Shot do that?
• 38:58
  Speaker 7: What did the country?
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: Don't get mad because you don't know about it. Coming
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: up in thirty four minutes after the hour, we'll check
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: Steve's voicemail. Right after this, you're listening Hardy Morning Show.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: It is time now to check your voicemail. Steve. Call
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: us eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve and leave a
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: message for Steve. You might just hear your call in
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: the air. All right, Steve, here we go. This is
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: from Kevin. Kevin's from Baltimore. He left a message about
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: yesterday a strawberry letters subject, Remember there's something I just
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: there's some things I just can't do. This letter was
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: from a wife whose husband had injured himself one of
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: his whole sides. He fell off a truck. He had
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: to temporary wear an adult diaper, and he had it
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: on all day, and then when she came home from work,
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: he wanted sex all the time and she couldn't take
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: the smell he.
• 39:47
  Speaker 15: Take to listen to the company, Ely and the crew.
• 39:50
  Speaker 15: This is Kevin from Baltimore. I have a comment about
• 39:53
  Speaker 15: the letter. There's some things I just won't do. Whatever
• 39:56
  Speaker 15: happened to unconditional love? Whatever happened to those wedd in valves,
• 40:00
  Speaker 15: the woman who was appalled by her husband's adult diaper
• 40:05
  Speaker 15: and his medical situation as a result of an injury,
• 40:09
  Speaker 15: Like wow, that.
• 40:10
  Speaker 10: Blew me over.
• 40:11
  Speaker 15: We all get a turn in something, and I hope
• 40:13
  Speaker 15: when it's her turn that he's a lot more gentler
• 40:16
  Speaker 15: with her than she is with him. And I hope
• 40:19
  Speaker 15: that he's understanding when she gets a turn like whatever
• 40:22
  Speaker 15: happened to that unconditional look? Maybe she ought to bring
• 40:24
  Speaker 15: in some additional help, get a nurse or someone or
• 40:27
  Speaker 15: by the time she gets home and someone clean them up,
• 40:30
  Speaker 15: maybe they can help with dinner and things like that
• 40:32
  Speaker 15: take some pressure off her. I know, sister Marjorie, wouldn't
• 40:35
  Speaker 15: do you like that. Y'all have a great one.
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: Oh listen, I don't know what the hell you bought
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: my wife, And.
• 40:45
  Speaker 8: No let me tell you something.
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: Kevin is obviously in your response that your ass must
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: be wearing one of them back. What the woman says
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: she ain't want to do is he coming to he
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: rips the dip off and he want to have dog
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: your whole left side shut down, wash, Take your right
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: side and wash.
• 41:08
  Speaker 12: Wash.
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: If you got strift to tall your adult diper off,
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: then y'all had the same damn strift to wash it.
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: Just take one hand to wash.
• 41:19
  Speaker 9: Now.
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: If you need to pull a garden hose through the
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: window and crack it in the dining room and sit
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: up there and spend your time sitting in the kittie
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: pool watching TV till your wife get home, do that
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: for anybody? Finna do all that? He Kevin, what, I
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: don't know? What I know? Miss Midge ain't gonna do
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: you like that?
• 41:35
  Speaker 7: No, she ain't.
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: But I ain't gonna be sitting my ass up there
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: with the damn dive on all the damn they tag
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: it off either talking about Come on now, say I
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: ain't finna do that to her. It's gotta be some
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: type of respect, now, Kevin. I appreciate you calling man,
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: and I hope you ain't wearing to die because you know,
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: I was just saying that just because you said something
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: about my wife. But I appreciate you saying that because
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: you're all right about my wife. She is that.
• 41:58
  Speaker 8: So I was just gonna be tell.
• 41:59
  Speaker 7: You wash every day though I don't think any money.
• 42:03
  Speaker 7: I mean, I mean you snatched it.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: I don't want to be washed.
• 42:11
  Speaker 7: Mm hmm. I So you just gonna sit your nasty ass.
• 42:15
  Speaker 8: Up there, just going over there and pull that plug
• 42:17
  Speaker 8: out that wall.
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: I'm not feeling there. Yeah, he's just temporary man, and
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: he young. He ain't ain't like he got old and
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: an ailment hit him. He got injured. Asked God for
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: hanging off the back of that damn jump truck. She
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: don told you get in close, you're gonna lean all
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: over the tree branch, smack your ass on the ground.
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: Now you're up in here wanting sex with your don't
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: dive on. But man, I'm telling you right now, I'm
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: crawl to this toilet to wing away.
• 42:52
  Speaker 11: Now.
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: I might not make it to the toilet, but we're
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: not gonna have to dive over. But there I might
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: get halfway up the toilet bathtub.
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: We're gonna move on to caller who left a message
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: about sister Odella Steve, Good Morning crew.
• 43:10
  Speaker 6: She let me tell you like this right here, just
• 43:12
  Speaker 6: so old deal. You need gonna kill her now. You
• 43:15
  Speaker 6: do not do a good woman, and I guess it
• 43:17
  Speaker 6: because you so hard, cold and tough and then from Cleveland.
• 43:22
  Speaker 6: So go ahead and kill old dal God, you do
• 43:24
  Speaker 6: not do a good woman.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 43:26
  Speaker 6: I don't mean to shoot you down or nothing like that.
• 43:29
  Speaker 6: I just want to be straight up to you and
• 43:32
  Speaker 6: give you some constructive criticism and then be truck driver, don't.
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, I appreciate you.
• 43:38
  Speaker 7: Dog.
• 43:38
  Speaker 8: You're probably right.
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: I probably don't do a good woman. But it's alright though.
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: You know, she ain't going nowhere because I like her
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: and I probably don't do a good woman. But that's
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: never that. I don't do impressions and stuff. Tommy good
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: at that type of stuff. I ain't character. She'll be here,
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: so all right.
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: Coming up next, it is a nephew in today's Frank
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: phone call. Right after this, You're listening morning show coming
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour, right about four
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.
• 44:16
  Speaker 16: Oh sister, tell hey, sister, you know we're just talking
• 44:20
  Speaker 16: about I just wanted to come in because I heard
• 44:23
  Speaker 16: this fairly on the radio saying that he didn't think
• 44:26
  Speaker 16: that Steve should do allow me to come on anymore
• 44:30
  Speaker 16: because he don't do a good woman.
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: Yes, ma'am.
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: And I just felt, like, you know, when Steve said
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: I was coming back, So here I am. And we
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: don't really care what he thinks. He's wanting to be
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: safe out there on the highways. And God bless you
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: driving the big truck and everything. But that's why your
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: ass is driving the truck, and we on the radio, Coad.
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: We know what we're doing over here. Like you know
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: how to drive a truck, we know how to do radio.
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: And because you don't like me or care for me,
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: you ain't the first man ever never liked me. Now,
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: But I tell you what I had plenty of means.
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: I hear many men's. You know, Steve might not do
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: a good woman, but I do as a good man.
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: Though I know no eye game recognized game. You didn't
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: need to understand where he is now. Right anyway, I'm
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: here to introduce the prank. Cause the prank is about
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: the Lord. It's about praise dancers. Now, I don't know
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: what the prank is fit to be? Boy, I don't
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: really think we ought to have praise dancers.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: I have always really.
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: Most of them is people that didn't make it as
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: a cheerleader and in the gymnasty, and they put these
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: big robes on, jump round, vounce, kn't the cumber the
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: inch off the ground, and then they want to put
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: the movements together to scripture. Sit out and learn the word.
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: What are you praise dancing for?
• 45:49
  Speaker 10: You look?
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: Just sit out and learn the word and then you'll
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: be knowing it better. That's what you need to do.
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: That's why people with robes on, splash and water on.
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: People tell okay, why is having it? Though they don't talk?
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: You can't saying at the choir, get on nushboard and
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: you can't get on the nushboard. Get out microphone, your
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: hand up and the phone away from me me. If
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: you can't sing in the choir, you can't get on
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: the nushboard. Take fi down there in the basement and
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: fried chicken with everybody else. Push the money in the building.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: Fun. Okay, we gotta get to the prank sister hotel,
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: Please go ahead.
• 46:41
  Speaker 7: This is afraid that.
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: I'm running cat.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: Yes, you're waiting on.
• 46:50
  Speaker 9: Hell. This is the day that the Lord is made.
• 46:52
  Speaker 9: Let us rejoice and be glad. And how you doing?
• 46:54
  Speaker 9: I'm looking for uhia. So this is brother Fuller from
• 46:59
  Speaker 9: the church.
• 47:00
  Speaker 11: How are you?
• 47:01
  Speaker 9: Oh, I'm brother, So how are you? I'm good, I'm good.
• 47:05
  Speaker 9: We wanted to give you a call about the about
• 47:08
  Speaker 9: the praise dancing that's at the church. First of all,
• 47:09
  Speaker 9: I wanted to really show you how much you're doing
• 47:12
  Speaker 9: a great job over there with the praise dancers, and
• 47:14
  Speaker 9: you you definitely do a great job on every third
• 47:17
  Speaker 9: Sunday that you guys actually perform. Everybody seemed to really
• 47:20
  Speaker 9: like it. Well, thank you, thank you. What can I
• 47:22
  Speaker 9: do for you today? There is a bit of a
• 47:23
  Speaker 9: situation with you know, it's been brought to our attention.
• 47:26
  Speaker 9: We actually had a small gathering, a little meeting about
• 47:29
  Speaker 9: it and wanted to I've been elected to actually give
• 47:31
  Speaker 9: you a call. And who is this? I'm sorry, who kid?
• 47:35
  Speaker 9: Brother Fuller? Uh huh and and who had a meeting
• 47:40
  Speaker 9: uh some of the brothers at the church and and
• 47:42
  Speaker 9: uh path to actually sat in for a moment on it.
• 47:44
  Speaker 9: And I was actually elected to actually just give you
• 47:47
  Speaker 9: a call. Nothing that I don't think we can't get
• 47:50
  Speaker 9: rectified and and you know, move on smoothly as we
• 47:53
  Speaker 9: normally do. But I just think it's we wanted to
• 47:56
  Speaker 9: reach out to you and kind of make you aware
• 47:57
  Speaker 9: of it. If it's if you don't mind, okay? And
• 48:01
  Speaker 9: what things are those? Since Tania has any of the
• 48:05
  Speaker 9: praise dancers before they became praise dancers? Was was was
• 48:11
  Speaker 9: any of them strippers? I beg your pardon. Was any
• 48:14
  Speaker 9: of the praise dancers at the church that you have
• 48:19
  Speaker 9: on the praise team right now? Was any of them
• 48:21
  Speaker 9: strippers in the past. I'm sorry, sir, I don't.
• 48:24
  Speaker 11: I don't really know who you are, and I don't
• 48:26
  Speaker 11: really understand.
• 48:27
  Speaker 9: This line of question. Like I said, I'm brother full
• 48:29
  Speaker 9: I don't think we've met. But like I said, I
• 48:32
  Speaker 9: bet elected to give you a call now. It seems
• 48:35
  Speaker 9: what happened is this past week when you all actually danced,
• 48:40
  Speaker 9: it seemed like a couple of the girls was actually
• 48:42
  Speaker 9: gi rating during the praise routine. Gyrating, Brother Philly, I
• 48:46
  Speaker 9: don't know who you are and I don't know what
• 48:48
  Speaker 9: you saw. None of my girls were gy rating. They
• 48:51
  Speaker 9: were dancing for the Lord. And I think if you
• 48:54
  Speaker 9: look through your Lord's eye, perhaps you would see them
• 48:57
  Speaker 9: better instead of maybe you were looking through the GI
• 48:59
  Speaker 9: rating eye. No, see a couple of girl, we can
• 49:02
  Speaker 9: point them out. A couple of them half stript girl tendencies.
• 49:06
  Speaker 9: Up it then, because some of them has been strip
• 49:09
  Speaker 9: girl's tendencies. You know what, sir, I think we need
• 49:12
  Speaker 9: to complete this call straps. I need to call Bishop
• 49:15
  Speaker 9: to speak to him myself, because you know, I don't
• 49:17
  Speaker 9: know what you do all day, but I have a
• 49:19
  Speaker 9: real job and I'm sitting here holding a conversation in
• 49:21
  Speaker 9: my office about JI rating strippers in the church. Are
• 49:24
  Speaker 9: you kidding me? Well, listen, now, here's a couple other
• 49:27
  Speaker 9: things that they're talking about. Some of the girls feet
• 49:31
  Speaker 9: or real asking when you all are performing and they
• 49:33
  Speaker 9: want to see it, maybe you can, you can. I
• 49:35
  Speaker 9: don't know. Maybe I don't know if y'all need the
• 49:37
  Speaker 9: grip or whatever that y'all don't. Y'all don't put lotion on.
• 49:40
  Speaker 9: We're not sure what that is. As well as the
• 49:44
  Speaker 9: totalail pology, everybody has three, four, five different designs and
• 49:48
  Speaker 9: everything is it? Any way, y'all can be in unison
• 49:51
  Speaker 9: with your toenail follows. But the most important thing, give
• 49:54
  Speaker 9: the jib rating doing the dance routine. I don't know
• 49:57
  Speaker 9: what your feet look like. I don't need you calling
• 49:59
  Speaker 9: me to me about my girls their feet, their nail polishes.
• 50:02
  Speaker 9: Perhaps your man should be on Jesus instead of on them.
• 50:06
  Speaker 11: How about that?
• 50:07
  Speaker 9: Oh? From my mind, I don't have time. I don't
• 50:10
  Speaker 9: have time to be on Jesus when somebody's shaking the
• 50:14
  Speaker 9: butt at the church. That's the problem.
• 50:16
  Speaker 11: You know what.
• 50:17
  Speaker 9: Look, I'm at work now, I'm trying to keep a
• 50:19
  Speaker 9: work tone. You're gonna make me hurse up here here
• 50:21
  Speaker 9: and now let me tell you something. Don't call me anymore.
• 50:23
  Speaker 9: I will deal with pastor. If he has something to
• 50:25
  Speaker 9: say with me, he can say it to me personally.
• 50:27
  Speaker 9: But I'm done with this conversation. Are you gonna deal
• 50:30
  Speaker 9: with the gy rating? Is what we want to know?
• 50:32
  Speaker 9: Maybe you know what they're just hit me. Maybe you're
• 50:36
  Speaker 9: one of the ones that's doing the giant rate. Look,
• 50:38
  Speaker 9: let me tell you something. My girls ain't going to
• 50:40
  Speaker 9: Joe Ring, and neither am I. Now I am done
• 50:42
  Speaker 9: with this conversation.
• 50:43
  Speaker 11: Do you understand you?
• 50:44
  Speaker 10: But listen, I'm done.
• 50:45
  Speaker 11: Are you done with this?
• 50:47
  Speaker 9: That's what we want to stop so we can. We
• 50:49
  Speaker 9: can't praise the Lord if the boot is to shaking.
• 50:52
  Speaker 9: You know what?
• 50:53
  Speaker 11: Shirt?
• 50:53
  Speaker 9: Look, I gotta go to work. I gotta go now again.
• 50:57
  Speaker 9: I don't know what your issue is. It sounds to
• 50:59
  Speaker 9: me like you have an issue without rating booties. I've
• 51:02
  Speaker 9: not heard so much joy rating booties on one conversation
• 51:04
  Speaker 9: in my entire life. Now my mind is set on Jesus.
• 51:07
  Speaker 9: I don't know what your mind is said off well, sister,
• 51:08
  Speaker 9: tell you before you was a praise dance, a ministry
• 51:12
  Speaker 9: over the ministry. Did you ever used to strip?
• 51:15
  Speaker 11: Y'all?
• 51:15
  Speaker 9: I didn't do no stripping. Now that your why do
• 51:18
  Speaker 9: any stripping? Did your Mam'm gonna do any stripping? You
• 51:22
  Speaker 9: heard what I said?
• 51:23
  Speaker 11: How are you asking?
• 51:24
  Speaker 9: Somebody call? You would ask you if your mama did
• 51:25
  Speaker 9: some stripping?
• 51:26
  Speaker 10: How you like that?
• 51:28
  Speaker 9: You know what I want to know? When is the
• 51:29
  Speaker 9: next rehearsal? Then the way I can come and kick
• 51:31
  Speaker 9: out who it is that's doing this time? Real you
• 51:34
  Speaker 9: don't you don't have any bsites at my rehearsal. I
• 51:36
  Speaker 9: don't want to see you at my rehearsal. I don't
• 51:37
  Speaker 9: want to I don't want to see any part for
• 51:39
  Speaker 9: you in my rehearsal. If I see you near one
• 51:41
  Speaker 9: of my girls, that's why I'm coming after you myself.
• 51:42
  Speaker 9: Do you understand me? You need to find out who's
• 51:44
  Speaker 9: doing that job. Don't mean thing you need to say.
• 51:47
  Speaker 9: Your buddy, y'awn and I'm glad y'all ain't dancing when
• 51:51
  Speaker 9: the greatness being pased because ain't no telling to her.
• 51:53
  Speaker 9: You act with them ones coming through that, you know what?
• 51:55
  Speaker 10: That's it.
• 51:56
  Speaker 9: That's it. You call me disrespecting me. I'm at what.
• 51:59
  Speaker 9: I can't even have this more, you know what. Don't
• 52:00
  Speaker 9: call me no more? So look at my girls no more.
• 52:03
  Speaker 9: Man fast coming down to church and see what I
• 52:04
  Speaker 9: got for it. I don't want to know if you
• 52:06
  Speaker 9: gonna stop the job rating it moving? Thank you talking
• 52:12
  Speaker 9: to like that you're supposed to be. I'm gonna talk
• 52:15
  Speaker 9: good thing. Yeah, Letta die listen and tell you now
• 52:18
  Speaker 9: I'm getting ready to get well. I got one more
• 52:20
  Speaker 9: pain to say to you for you leave now. You
• 52:22
  Speaker 9: ain't got a thing to say to me. I said
• 52:24
  Speaker 9: I was dealing, and I said I got one more
• 52:25
  Speaker 9: pain to say.
• 52:26
  Speaker 10: Is you listen?
• 52:26
  Speaker 9: You know what? Man, get off my phone. I'm gonna
• 52:28
  Speaker 9: say it anyway. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve
• 52:32
  Speaker 9: Harvey Morning Show. Your entire praise and ministry congregation, all
• 52:37
  Speaker 9: your girls got me to prank phone call you. Oh
• 52:41
  Speaker 9: I'm a SHOOTI for real. Oh I'm god, I think
• 52:45
  Speaker 9: I got some churching on the radio. Oh oh, I'm
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  Speaker 1: It is Strawberry Letter, thanking for you. Subject he slid
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  Speaker 1: in my DMS to set me up. Dear Stephen Shirley,
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  Speaker 1: I'm married to my best friend and we met five
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  Speaker 1: years ago through a mutual friend named James. I went
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  Speaker 1: to high school with James and I've known him over
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  Speaker 1: ten years. James and my husband met at work and
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: developed a strong friendship. I was surprised when James introduced
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  Speaker 1: me to my husband and we hit it off. Things
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: were fine between me and James and James and my
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  Speaker 1: husband until James started getting into our relationship and kept
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  Speaker 1: telling me that I need to pressure my man to
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  Speaker 1: get married. I didn't share any more of my relationship
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  Speaker 1: issues with James after he said that, because he started
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  Speaker 1: acting really messy. When my man finally proposed, I didn't
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  Speaker 1: tell James. He found out on Instagram. James called me
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  Speaker 1: and cursed my marriage and told me that my husband
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: would find out that I used to be a gold
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  Speaker 1: digger and a slut and he'd leave me. I laughed
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  Speaker 1: it off, but I was worried because James is a
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: vindictive person. James was not invited to our wedding, and
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: my husband stopped talking to him. A month ago. James
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: called and apologized and invited me to brunch so we
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: can talk. I declined, so he hung up in my face.
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  Speaker 1: Then he did the most low down thing ever to
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: save it my marriage. He set up a fake IG
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  Speaker 1: account and he slid into my DMS. I followed the
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  Speaker 1: fake page because the guy was sexy and chocolate. Then
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: fake person James asked for a picture of my pretty feet,
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  Speaker 1: so I DMed him a picture of my toes after
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  Speaker 1: I had a good pedicure. James called my husband and
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  Speaker 1: sent him the pictures of my feet and told him
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  Speaker 1: he needs to watch me. I lied and said I
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  Speaker 1: knew it was James all along, but my husband isn't stupid.
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: How do I fix it with my husband? But most importantly,
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: how do I handle James? Here's some more questions. When
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: are merry people gonna stop acting like cheating is okay?
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: When is this gonna happen? If ever? I mean, you
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: need to stop gambling on your marriage, ma'am. I don't
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  Speaker 1: care if this was a fake or real IG account,
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: whatever it was. What are you doing sending some anonymous
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: person because he's sexy and chocolate a picture of your feet?
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  Speaker 1: You're willing to throw everything away over your toes? Really, Now,
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  Speaker 1: did you sleep with this fake I g guy, No,
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  Speaker 1: but I do think you would have. You would have
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  Speaker 1: eventually if you guys had kept this game going, if
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  Speaker 1: you hadn't found out it was James. I mean, you
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  Speaker 1: said your husband was your best friend. Why would you
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  Speaker 1: do this to your best friend if your husband was
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  Speaker 1: talking or worse, if he was you know, if he
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  Speaker 1: had gotten with someone on social media. You've been writing
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  Speaker 1: a whole different letter about how hurt you are and
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  Speaker 1: asking Steve and I what should you do. I don't
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  Speaker 1: blame your hater friend James for doing what he did,
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  Speaker 1: although it was foul. I blame you for playing with
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: him and disrespecting your marriage. Now, you got a lot
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: of your husband, Like you said, he's not stupid. He
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: probably knows what you did. So I don't know how
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  Speaker 1: you're going to fix this unless he's a very forgiving
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  Speaker 1: and loving man who will give you another chance. If
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: he does, you need to sit down, okay and stop
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: this as far as James goes. Continue to stop talking
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  Speaker 1: to him because he's way too messy.
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  Speaker 8: Steve, I'm trying to understand this letter.
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  Speaker 2: And how you ain't see this in James. You know
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  Speaker 2: you ain't see none of this in James. James to me,
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  Speaker 2: You're married to your best friend you met five years
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  Speaker 2: ago through a mutual friend named James. Now you went
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  Speaker 2: to high school with James. You ain't had nothing to
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: do with James in high school.
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  Speaker 7: Why are you still.
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: Fooling with James if you don't fool with a person
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  Speaker 2: in high school?
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  Speaker 14: Huh?
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  Speaker 2: Hello? And what did you fooling with me after college
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: and now marriage? Why James wasn't nothing in high school?
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: You ain't want him in high school. Okay, James and
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  Speaker 2: my husband met at work and developed a strong friendship.
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  Speaker 2: I was surprised when James introduced me to my husband
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  Speaker 2: and we hit it off. Okay, James, introduce you to
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  Speaker 2: who is currently your husband. Then things was fine between
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: you and James and James and my husband. Ah, y'all
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  Speaker 2: just a wonderful See that third wheel thing that don't
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: ever work out? See if it was you and your husband,
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  Speaker 2: James and his wife, it would have been good. But
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: now the three of y'all just super cool. That them
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: them them, their third wheel person is always shaking. And
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: then things was fine, and then James and my husband
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  Speaker 2: until James started getting into our relationship and kept telling
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  Speaker 2: me that I need to pressure my man to get married.
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: What okay? So and then you so we don't see
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: it all right. Then after he said that, he started
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: acting real messy. So like right now, Jane supposed to
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: be out, because when you meet a man and a
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  Speaker 2: man and start acting real messy, it's time for James
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  Speaker 2: to be out. When a man finally proposed I didn't
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  Speaker 2: tell James, he found on Instagram, and James called me
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: and cursed my marriage and told me my husband would
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  Speaker 2: find out I used to be a gold digger and
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: a slut. What and he was gonna leave me. Wait
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  Speaker 2: a minute, see at this point, this is point this
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  Speaker 2: strike three for this dude. It was strikes a while back.
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  Speaker 2: We wasn't cool in high school.
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  Speaker 8: Not really.
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  Speaker 2: He told your husband got in your business talking about
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  Speaker 2: you need to pressure your husband. Then when he found
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  Speaker 2: out you got married, he called and cursed your marriage. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: you need to quit talk of this bipole. Last she
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  Speaker 2: wish you.
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  Speaker 9: Got.
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  Speaker 2: You got to get he ain't on his medicine, so
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: now you got to pay.
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  Speaker 1: Hang on, Steevez, hang on, Uh, We'll have part two
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  Speaker 1: of Steve's response coming up at twenty three minutes after
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: the hour. Today's Strawberry Letters. Subject he slid in my
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  Speaker 1: DMS to set me up. We'll get back into it
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  Speaker 1: right after this.
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  Speaker 13: You're listening Morning Show, All right, Come on, Steve.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: Let's recap today's Strawberry letter. The subject he slid in
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  Speaker 1: my DMS to set me up.
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  Speaker 2: Wow. Uh, this lady got this thing. Friend she thinked
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  Speaker 2: named James. James introduced her to her husband. They done
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  Speaker 2: got married. She's married to her best friend. Her James
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: and her husband still cool. Then she then James started
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  Speaker 2: calling her to get her to pressure her husband to
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  Speaker 2: marry her. She thought that was messy, so she could
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: feel a little shaky. So then when he did propose,
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  Speaker 2: she didn't tell James. James found out on high g
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: Now James called her and cursed the marriage. See, James
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  Speaker 2: got a mental disorder. Now I know how to straighten
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: out these to disorders. But you're a lady, so you're
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: not gonna be able to do that. But your husband
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: could Jami need his ass whoop? And then we do
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  Speaker 2: all this, that's all this, that's all this sees or
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  Speaker 2: a near whooping. He just you know the threatening you know,
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  Speaker 2: that type thing anyway he found out, told him that
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  Speaker 2: you cursed your marriage and your husband gonna find out
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  Speaker 2: I used to be a gold dig in a slut.
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  Speaker 2: Then he'd leave you. Then, she said, I laughed it off,
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  Speaker 2: but I was worried because James is a vindictive person.
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  Speaker 2: Worried about what what do James have on you? Look,
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  Speaker 2: people don't have nothing on you unless you let him
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  Speaker 2: have something. Martin Luther King says something very real that
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: I always remember here. Martin Luther King said, a person
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  Speaker 2: can't ride your back less you bend over. Stop letting
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  Speaker 2: people try to hold your past over your head. A
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  Speaker 2: man can't ride your back unless you bend over. I
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  Speaker 2: don't let nobody hold my past over my head. You
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  Speaker 2: can write it, type it, do whatever you want to do.
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  Speaker 2: I justne moved on, and you should too. Why you
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: worried about James? See, you gave him some power he
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  Speaker 2: wasn't supposed to have. So then a month ago James
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  Speaker 2: called and apologized, invited me to brunt so we can
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: talk now, bro come on, I declined, so he hung
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: up in my face. Then he did the most low
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: down thing. He dm me with a fake page and
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: a fake picture, and the man was chockled and sexy,
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: and then you DMed them back, and then he got
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: your confidence up and then told you to send a
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: picture his pretty feet, your pretty feet, and then you
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: sent him a picture your feet, and then he took
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: that picture in there and DM the picture your toes.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: After you did a pedicure. Jane calls your husband and
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: send him the pictures of my feet and told him
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: he needed to watch me. I lied and said I
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: knew it was James all along, but my husband isn't stupid.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: How do I fix this with my husband? And mostly importantly,
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: how do I handle James. James is just one ass
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: whooman from being completely straightened out. I was standing by that.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: I was standing by that. You said what you said, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's just James, just James just got to get dealt with.
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  Speaker 10: Now.
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  Speaker 2: I know that you're supposed to leave stuff like this alone,
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: but it's hard when you know the person. You know
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: when the directors attacked, and you know the person you're
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: supposed to be cool. That's a problem.
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  Speaker 9: Man.
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  Speaker 7: So now you got.
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  Speaker 2: You did good. Though you said I knew it was
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: James all along. That was a good lie line's but
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: not stupid, Yeah, because your husband won't know. Okay, so
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 2: what you're seeing James the picture for your husband probably
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: thinking okay, but why are you responding to dms either way, good, bad,
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: and different or person? So you do have a problem. See, lady,
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: you can't become a player if you ain't never been
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: a player. You know what I'm saying For those you
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: people that's trying to become players late in life with
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: no prior player experience, you're gonna start costing yourself at
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 2: a level. Now you married and trying to do playing stuff,
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: and you wasn't doing it when you were single.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 8: Being a player. Take practice. It's levels to this.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: Can't wait until you ain't never been a player, get
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: in a committed relationship, and then try to do player
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: stuff because you don't know none of the rules. You
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: can look at famous people that have done that. You
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: don't know the rules. You know, just so many stories
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: out there, man, about famous people that just didn't know
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: the rules. NBA players know the rules. They could have
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: confided in the older NBA players that could have told
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: them this. You know, you're a celebrity. It's older celebrities
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: that know how to do this. Go and sit down
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: and get yourself some counseling. Pimp counseling is available. Man,
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: you have to do what's counseling. Got to get some
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: pimp counseling. See this sister needed something pimp counseling as
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: she didn't have it. That she told the best lie
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: she could come up with. I would have said them
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: ain't my feet right? And that ain't my page? And
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: what is James doing to make it look like this
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: is my page? That's copy and paste. James saw a
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 2: picture of my feet somewhere copy and paste. I think
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: you ought to go over there and whoop, James, See
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: stay out your dms don't respond.
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  Speaker 1: Tommy is in for Junior with Sports Talk.
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  Speaker 2: Tommy.
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  Speaker 12: Alright, alright, hey, you ready, you ready, you need me,
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  Speaker 12: you need you need amen?
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  Speaker 2: You need no ask Tommy?
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  Speaker 7: Hey, what's going on? Hey?
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  Speaker 2: You going? Amen? You your boy?
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  Speaker 7: He ladies?
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  Speaker 1: Goodn hey nothing.
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  Speaker 12: Go ahead. I mean I'm with you.
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  Speaker 2: What you need?
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  Speaker 7: All right? All right, all right, I got it for you.
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  Speaker 7: Jacksonville Jack Walls against Buffalo.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, Buffalo finda walked him down. Uh uh.
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  Speaker 7: New Orleans Saints against New England.
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  Speaker 2: I sure want the Saintston win, but the Cowboys stumped
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  Speaker 2: the Patriots last week.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: New Orleans Saints ain't got nobody. James and Wilston. He
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: got to get hisself together. Come on, Saints like Jamison
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: Wilston is out.
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  Speaker 7: Yep, he's out.
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  Speaker 2: He got hurt. O New England, you're Virginia's like you're
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: a Genia.
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  Speaker 7: Tennessee Titans at Indianapolis.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 2: Coach, damn, the Titans won. They beat the Steelers from
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: me last week and down I like that boy Richardson. Now,
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: thanks the young boy.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 7: The Texans beat Stealers last week.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: Okay, well you know, just keep it moving, don't worry
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  Speaker 2: about all right.
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  Speaker 7: Against Baltimore against Pittsburgh.
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  Speaker 2: There I'm gone gone with Baltimount.
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  Speaker 7: Carolina Panthers against Detroit Lions.
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  Speaker 1: Detroit all Dave Baby.
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  Speaker 7: Houston, Texas, now here we go against the Atlanta Falcons.
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  Speaker 2: Houston, Texas.
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  Speaker 7: What what I'm talking about?
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  Speaker 2: I've been watching What's handling Man, and they stepped up
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 2: to the plate. Yes, sir.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 7: New York Giants against Miami Miami. Okay. Cincinnati Bengals headed
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  Speaker 7: to Arizona Cardinals whom all right? Philadelphia Eagles against the
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 7: Los Angeles Rams.
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  Speaker 2: Egles all day, Jayalen hurt.
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  Speaker 7: South New York Jets against the Denver Broncos.
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  Speaker 2: Denver, Come on, Russell Willison, we were lilling together. Now.
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  Speaker 7: Dallas Cowboys against the San Francisco forty nine Frisco, Bye bye.
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  Speaker 1: All right, thank you, Pimpin, Thank you nephew in for Junior.
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  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, A guy
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: on social media needs some advice. He says, I found
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: out my mother in law has an only fans page.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: Oh we'll get into that, talk about it right after this.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: What my mother?
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 13: You're listening Harvey Morning Show?
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: All right, Steve. This one's from Brandon on Steve Harvey FM.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: Brandon writes, a friend of mine clued me into an
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: only fans page. He found but he didn't tell me why.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: He just said to go check it out. Since you
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: can visit the front page of an only fans page,
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: you can see in most cases what the owner of
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: the page looks like. And to my shock and horror,
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: I recognize the woman right off, red lingerie, black gray
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: hair and a small I recognized the name was obviously fake,
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: but there was no mistaking it was my mother in law.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: My friend knew who she was, and he'd met her
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: several times at family functions. A couple of things. How
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: do I look this woman in the eye? How do
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: I tell my wife? Do I tell my wife? And
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: if my friend found the page, it's a relatively sure thing,
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: someone else will and they will tell her. Do I
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: just let that happen and keep quiet.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 2: You don't want your wife to know that you'd have
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 2: seen her? Mama, What.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 7: Did you know?
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 8: I'll see what you over there? Looking at women folk? Anyway?
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: See, bruh, you can't you can't talk about he bought
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 2: it to me and all like that. It ain't gonna
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: work out for you. But but if he told you,
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 2: why would you go over there? What was you curious about?
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 13: See?
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 8: This ain't gonna work out for you. Though't shut him out.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 7: And just go with this one.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 8: Here, here's the is the beauty of this whole thing?
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 2: That ain't your mama? Yeah? Yeah, the dog. Now, if
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: he's your mama, we got problems her mama whatever?
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 8: Really yeah, yeah, that's your mama.
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  Speaker 2: That ain't my mama. Yeah, no, dog, for real, that
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 2: ain't my mama. Mama, I ain't even worry about all
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: this hit that is not my mama.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: So you don't really don't think he should let his
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: wife know anything about man, because if you listen to me,
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: if you go to her with that, it's gonna lead
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: it to a problem for you.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 7: Just shut up, man, act like you don't know. Whybe
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 7: you find that?
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 10: What?
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: Miss Agnes I ain't nowhere in hell?
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 9: No I know? Good?
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 8: Hell, well man, Miss Jardine ain't got no damn fay.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 2: Stop all that on that cooking or something.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: Okay, So that's your advice. Don't say anything, I colct
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: you didn't know. All right, we have time for another one, Steve.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: This is from Keisha on Facebook. Keisha says, my boyfriend
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: and I have been together for almost a year. I
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: love him very much and he loves me. He works
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: at a bar with a bunch of good looking women,
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: and he's a very friendly guy, so he's popular with
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: all of his coworkers. I trust him completely, but I
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: can't help but get jealous. I've told him too many
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: times that I don't like the way the girls at
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: work flirt with him, and now I can tell that
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: it's starting to bother him. But I can't help how
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: I feel. Even if I don't say anything, he knows
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: I'm jealous. I don't want to lose him over my
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: out of check emotions. So how can I stop being
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: so jealous and just trust that he won't be tempted?
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 7: Is a deal?
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 2: You need to make up your mind, telling you either
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 2: trust him or you jealous? Which one are you? She
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 2: can't thank you trusted? Wow, you can be all of that. Yeah,
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 2: but quch saying you trust him wholehearted because you don't.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: But she said, but you can't, and then her follow
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: up statements, don't say trust. Just stop saying you trust him.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: Just tell him you're jealous. You got some issues, some
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 2: baggage from former relationships, and you, Brad, and you're dragging
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 2: him into this one and now you're gonna mess up
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 2: a good thing, because you can't control yourself. He ain't
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 2: finna quit that job.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: You know why, because it's too many women that worked there,
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: too many good looking women. And she's really jealous of
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: the women. Because that's what she said. She doesn't like
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: the way the girls that work flirt with him.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 7: Don't stay fast, Shirley, Yeah, because she wouldn't care.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, give a damn gonea sit down somewhere, baby, So
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 2: she should just do what? Just all right? It ain't
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 2: nothing she could do.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: I can't help.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: But she jealous and nothing that they're gonna stop her
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 2: from being jealous. And she don't trust to dude, they
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: fin the break up? Oh no, all right, all right.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: up at twenty minutes after the hour. Right after this.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 13: You're listening Dave Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: All right, guys, Carla is here with some information about
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: Sister Strut. What you got, Carla.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 14: Sister Struck Walks are happening this weekend, this Saturday in
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 14: Chicago and our home station in Jacksonville, V one on
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 14: one point five.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: I will be in Chicago. I'll be rooting you on
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: doo ball Douval.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 14: But I will mean in Chicago right this Saturday, strutting
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 14: at the Croc Center. The address is twelve fifty West
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 14: one hundred and nineteenth Street.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: As we strut, and you know we do this, Shirley
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: has been there.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 14: We heighten awareness about the issues of breast cancer, specifically
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 14: in black wam and women of color. It will be
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 14: a big pink celebration. I'll be at the starting line
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 14: at the walk.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 13: Meet me there.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: You know I got a big mouth.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 2: I will cut it down.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 14: Let's go Chicago, Let's go Jacksonville. Y'all gotta do y'all
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 14: thing down in Jacksonville. But you know this is something
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 14: that I am passionate about. This is Breast Cancer Awareness Month.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 14: We all know that, so proceeds from the walk will
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 14: benefit the Sisters Network, and this is so we can
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 14: improve black women's access to mammogram screenings, quality care, access
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 14: to resources and information.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: We want family members, survivors.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: Everybody, come on out.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 14: Ch'er on the walker survivors Saturday in the Shy Croc Center,
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 14: Sister strut.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: I'll be there Saturday morning. Yeah, let's go, all right, girl,
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: thank you? Coming up in thirty three minutes after the
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: hour we will play another round of would you rather?
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: Right after this?
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 13: You're listening.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: Morning show and it's time now for a round of
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: would you rather? Would you rather your neighbors see you
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: naked in your backyard? Or would you rather spend send
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: a nude picture uh text message to an older relative?
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: Which one your neighbors see naked in your neighbor?
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 7: Your damn by my name? I can tell that, Send
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 7: that to my AINI.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're doing that backyard and hope I see you
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 2: seeing me so I can.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: Bend no really naked naked.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm gonna let him see it all up in
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 8: the dog part.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 2: Okay, all right?
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: Would you rather clog the toilet during a job interview
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: or on a first date?
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 15: What?
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going to go with the job and probably job. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 2: get your job? No, definitely, No, I ain't been on
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 2: too many interviews and got no job. Really, most of
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 2: the jobs I had because I knew some friends that
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 2: worked down there and they got my application through. But
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 2: if I go to the interview, I probably ain't gonna
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 2: get the job.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: Why not the first date?
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 2: No, that's gonna get out. I did that one time.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 2: I went a bathroom over a girl's house, old mama,
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 2: and wasn't home. We went to her.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 8: She was creole.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 2: She took me to a creole restaurant and thought that
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 2: food was hot as hair. I knew, I knew I
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 2: should have went on home. She said, come on in
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 2: my parents and not help. Oh. Man, I started to
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 2: go home because my stomach was cutting. Yeah. I went
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 2: on in there. Boy, as soon as I sat down, Man,
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 2: I said, to the restroom right quick. She said, yeah,
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 2: I was in there about. I was in there about.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 2: I was in about fifty minutes.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: An hour, almost an hour in the bathroom.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because it got it got loose on me, and
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 2: it just and then when I flushed the toilet, it
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 2: clogged and it just it just kept coming. It was
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 2: just swirling around. I can, Lord, you can't. Let just
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 2: happened over this lady house. It was just in that happening.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 2: I said, God, dog, it's finna go out on the floor.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 2: Bad God. So they had a little waste paper can
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 2: next to the toilet. So I threw the waste paper
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 2: on the floor and I just started bailing a little
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 2: bit of it out to hope before it wouldn't slid over.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 8: And I had it.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 2: I had it in this trash canny. It kept coming,
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 2: so I was I saw it kept coming. I need
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 2: another trash can they ain't have one? So I threw
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 2: it in the bathtub. She was she was in the
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 2: in the living room. You okay, Now I'm bailing waste
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 2: in y'all's bath tub so it don't get on this flow. Yeah.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 2: I had to scow about three of them and throw
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 2: it in the bathtub. That's why I was in there
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 2: for damn near hour, because I was trying to eat
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 2: it up before I left out.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: Wow, disc that's today's round of would you rather? Coming
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: up in forty nine minutes after the hour. It's our
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: last break of the day. He will close out the
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: show right after this.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 13: You're listening Morning show.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: All right, here we are, guys, our last break of
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: the day and of the week. It's been a good
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: day and uh so see we have a few would
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: you rather as left over? Let's do something for fun?
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 7: All right?
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: Would you rather lose your cell phone or break your
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: big toe?
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 7: Break the hell out that big toe?
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: I knew Tommy was lose yourself.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 12: Get on the phone.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 8: Look now you can take this tele phone. I'm not
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 8: breaking my big toe.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 2: You need that phone. You must say, had your big
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 2: toe broke before? No, I haven't break the baby toe,
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 2: but you can't you break that big toe.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 7: You the phone?
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you have balance issues with the baby so too.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: Would you rather eat a raw onion or a whole lemon?
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm gonna eat your limon?
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: Did you eat a whole limit?
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 8: If no, But you can't eat no hole raw.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: No cousin that used to do that.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you one thing. You eat that hole rawing,
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 2: and that's gonna stay with you. You're not gonna You're
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 2: gonna be sick, You're not gonna do well. Yeah, that
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 2: thing's gonna be all up in the back of yourself.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 13: Hard.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 7: I'm going Yeah, I'm going with the lemon.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: I would you rather spend the rest of your life
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: with a boat as your home or with an r
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: V as your home? To live in a boat or
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: an r V the rest of your life?
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 7: The r V? I can't fool with that water, y'all.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 2: I can't, I'm telling you.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: But it's a beautiful boat.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 7: I got on that visit, a Steve Harvey boat. Now
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 7: what kind of boat we tell me.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: That would be a yacht, a boat, or this is
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: a boat that we're talking a boat, a.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 10: Yacht, but just there.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: So you wouldn't even live on a yacht like.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 2: That or a yacht in a heartbeat.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, all right, all right.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 2: There's some yachts out there. Listen to me that it's
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 2: it's next level, man, it's it's an incredible experience. It's
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 2: some yachts out there that's way doper than a house. Wait,
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 2: they got everything a house got in it, plus some.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 2: They got gems in it. They got spas in them.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 2: They got sun deck, swimming pool, jakoozies, they got kitchens,
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 2: they got dope bedrooms and he isn't her showers. They
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 2: got cold living room, they got balconies, they got man,
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 2: please them boats right there cold. There ain't number creeps.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 2: They're floating five star hotels. Wow, all right, it's really
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 2: like a Michelin seven star. It's a Michelin seventh star experience.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 2: When they get out there like that, it's nothing like
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 2: it on earth. I have asked very very wealthy people.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 2: I said, okay, man, when you get to this and
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 2: you're able to do this, what's next? You know what
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 2: their response was said, on Earth, there's nothing better than this.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 2: He said. All you can do is get a bigger
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 2: boat and stay longer. That's on cost. Oh you there,
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 2: you can quit, But you can't go out there on
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 2: them oceans trying to top everybody's boat. You're gonna be broke.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 2: They have some stuff out there that's so over the top.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 2: First of all, to be a yacht owner, you probably
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 2: need to be a billionaire because I just don't see
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 2: how you can upkeep it.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: I just don't, more so than a private chat or
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: about the same.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 2: Way more way more way more really really, Oh, I
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 2: didn't know that them boats cost way more, way more.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 2: And the upkeep of a boat is ten percent. Whatever
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 2: you spend for the boat is ten percent to maintain
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 2: it if it don't move. So if you buy one
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 2: hundred million dollar boat, it's ten million dollars to maintain
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 2: it if it don't move.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 7: Oh, if it.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: Doesn't get your visit, boy, Yeah, I love it, I
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: love it.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 2: Or you know what you should do? People should go
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 2: like to yacht dot com or yacht charter dot com
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 2: and look at these boats, look at some of those videos.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 2: It's an amazing trip to dream. But that's how it happens. Man,
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 2: people don't. I'm not saying this to brag. I say
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 2: mine to inspire people because if once you can dream
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 2: it and put it in your imagination, then that means
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 2: is doable. Because I said this before, but people don't
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 2: understand something. It is impossible to think an impossible thought.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 2: That's impossible. It's just you can't think something. Yeah, you
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 2: can't think an impossible thought because if it was an
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 2: impossible thought, how did you think of it? And so
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 2: what you have to do is to really get the
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 2: life that God has for you. You know, the Bible
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 2: says something really critical, and as I get older, I
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 2: learned more and more. There's a scripture that says, lean
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 2: not to your own understanding. That's an important scripture because
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 2: it will limit you to what you can accomplish, have
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 2: and achieve. Because if you lean only to your understanding,
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 2: you have now restricted what God is able to do.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 2: So if your faith is based only on your understanding,
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 2: you're only going to get a limited amount of things.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 2: You have to want something so great that you see
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 2: no way you can get it. That's what God does.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 2: He does the unthinkable, and faith is the belief in
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 2: things that you cannot see anyway. So I recommend to
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 2: people when you make your vision board, use your imagination
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 2: to make it, lean not to your own understanding. Don't
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 2: put stuff on the board you see can happen. Don't
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 2: put stuff on your vision board where you know how
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 2: to make it work. You lean into your own understanding.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 2: Put something on that board where you absolutely have to
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 2: have God's help for it to happen. That's how you
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 2: get big stuff in life. You put big stuff out there.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 2: Quit want and little stuff. Why when big stuff is available,
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 2: That's my clue.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 9: I like it.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 12: I like it.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 2: Anyway. Hey y'all, y'all have a great weekend, and talk
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 2: to God. He loved to hear from Peace.
• 1:26:03
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