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FULL SHOW: Church Complaints, Strawberry Letter: My Peace & Happiness Is Next Door - 2.16.26 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: What y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all but.
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  Speaker 2: All at all? So given them all black Amlican but
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  Speaker 2: busting boozy, listening.
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  Speaker 3: To together to hand. I don't joy, yeah, joy.
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  Speaker 4: They you you gotta turn.
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  Speaker 5: I can't.
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  Speaker 3: To turn the mouth turn probably got to turn the mouth,
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  Speaker 3: turn out the water.
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  Speaker 2: Then up, come.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, you're think, I sure will. Good morning everybody.
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  Speaker 6: You're listening to the voice, Come on dig me now,
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  Speaker 6: one and only Steve Harvey, I got a radio show.
• 2:11
  Speaker 6: Sometime you wake up and you're not feeling your best.
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  Speaker 6: The reason I'm talking about this today is because today
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  Speaker 6: is one of those days for me. You know, you
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  Speaker 6: can stay positive, and I'm a very very positive person.
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  Speaker 6: Now I'm turning it around as I speak to you
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  Speaker 6: because I've learned a trick in my life. I've learned
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  Speaker 6: a self motivating tool that I use and I'm gonna
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  Speaker 6: share it with you today. So if you wake up
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  Speaker 6: and you're not quite feeling yourself that day, as is
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  Speaker 6: the case with me today, here's what I do. I
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  Speaker 6: immediately immediately, and I'm I'm not kidding you, I'm in
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  Speaker 6: the process of doing it right now. I immediately start
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  Speaker 6: thinking of all the little things that I have that
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  Speaker 6: I can be grateful for. And I start with the
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  Speaker 6: fact that the reason I had to get up this morning. See,
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  Speaker 6: the reason I had to get up this morning was
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  Speaker 6: because of the job I have. Now, you may not
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  Speaker 6: have a job that you in love with like I'm
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  Speaker 6: in love with mine. But let me ask you this
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  Speaker 6: right here, suppose you didn't have that job. Oh man,
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  Speaker 6: how would today be? Well, you could sleep in a
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  Speaker 6: little bit longer, but when you woke up, man, you'd
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  Speaker 6: have to be faced with the cold realization that hey, man,
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  Speaker 6: I ain't working. Man, I ain't making it happen for
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  Speaker 6: me and mine, I'm not getting it done. And so
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  Speaker 6: with that in mind, I immediately I start showing some
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  Speaker 6: gratitude for waking up and man, just having work to
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  Speaker 6: go do. And then I started telling myself that man,
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  Speaker 6: he didn't have to do it, but he did. He
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  Speaker 6: woke me up this morning, that I'm up, I'm actually able,
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  Speaker 6: that I'm here again, that he ain't through with me yet,
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  Speaker 6: that there's really still things me to do. Man, Okay, cool,
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  Speaker 6: I'm on point with that. I'm on point with that.
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  Speaker 6: And then I just started going over the little things.
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  Speaker 1: Man.
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  Speaker 6: You know, my coffee machine wasn't working this morning. I said, Man,
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  Speaker 6: I've been down. I've been fitting with that coffee machine,
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  Speaker 6: trying to get it to work. You know, couldn't get
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  Speaker 6: it to work. I called somebody, you know, I get
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  Speaker 6: some coffee. It's okay. They at the end of the world,
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  Speaker 6: you know. And I I start thinking about, man, that
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  Speaker 6: I have a place that I can go to once
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  Speaker 6: a year. That's beautiful, you know. I start thinking about
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  Speaker 6: you know, man, look I got a place that I
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  Speaker 6: lay my head.
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  Speaker 1: That's mine.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, you know, as my father in law once
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  Speaker 6: told me, when somebody came to see about him and
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  Speaker 6: his house was inside his house talking to him crazy
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  Speaker 6: the police, he said, listen to me, he said, this
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  Speaker 6: is my house. He says, as Meaga, as it may be,
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  Speaker 6: this is my house, and I'm the king of this
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  Speaker 6: castle right here. However, Meaga, it may be, this is mine.
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  Speaker 6: And you know, when you start that stuff in terms
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  Speaker 6: like that, man, I mean, for me, it's just a trick.
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  Speaker 1: I use. I start feeling better. I started looking.
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  Speaker 6: Around, man, I started thinking about, man, I had I
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  Speaker 6: got something to wear today, you know, I start looking
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  Speaker 6: at little stuff, man, I'm gonna have some eggs later on. Today,
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  Speaker 6: I started looking at other stuff. Somebody's hungry today. See,
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  Speaker 6: somebody don't don't really have an option of knowing what
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  Speaker 6: they're going to have today. I actually have a refrigerator
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  Speaker 6: with an option in it.
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  Speaker 1: You know.
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  Speaker 6: I start looking at the little things, man, that God
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  Speaker 6: has done for me, the little things is in my life.
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  Speaker 1: And I started picking myself up. Man.
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  Speaker 6: I started feeling a whole lot better about myself. And see,
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  Speaker 6: the more I start telling it to you right now,
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  Speaker 6: the better I'm starting to feel. Because man, is you
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  Speaker 6: could you know? I mean, look, I mean, listen to
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  Speaker 6: my voice. My energy is picking up, my pace is
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  Speaker 6: picking up because now I didn't hit out of hit
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  Speaker 6: my rhythm.
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  Speaker 1: I'm up. I'm glad, I'm up. I'm grateful to be here.
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  Speaker 1: I'm glad. I got a family. I'm glad. God Didne
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  Speaker 1: kept my kids. Glad God kept my wife. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I'm glad.
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  Speaker 6: You know, whoever you are, whatever your situation is, God
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  Speaker 6: Didne kept somebody for you on your behalf. That's a
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  Speaker 6: benefit to you or somebody you're trying to teach something,
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  Speaker 6: they may finally get it today or something you've been
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  Speaker 6: trying to know. You may finally know it today, but
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  Speaker 6: you got to accept the blessing of what it is
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  Speaker 6: that you know now okay, you know, see, if you've
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  Speaker 6: been looking for an answer, a solution to a problem
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  Speaker 6: and then the solution come, you know you got to
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  Speaker 6: be grateful for it.
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  Speaker 1: You know, Lord, help me with this relationship.
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  Speaker 6: Maybe today is today you find out that that's been
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  Speaker 6: the toxic and the poison in your life, that that
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  Speaker 6: relationship is what's wrong.
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  Speaker 1: But because we.
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  Speaker 6: Want to hang on to it, or we tried to
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  Speaker 6: make it go against everything that was in us. Now
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  Speaker 6: we got this toxic poison in our life. You know,
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  Speaker 6: you may find out today that that's it that you
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  Speaker 6: need to move on. Well, you know that ain't the
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  Speaker 6: most devastating thing you can find out. There's a blessing
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  Speaker 6: and a lot of things that looks painful at times.
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  Speaker 6: You know, I said it at best one time, I said,
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  Speaker 6: you know, sometimes to break up is the blessing for
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  Speaker 6: a lot of people. It is, man, because you know, look, man,
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  Speaker 6: you know we make choices with who we want to
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  Speaker 6: be with, and sometimes you don't pick the wrong person,
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  Speaker 6: and it don't make that person to bass.
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  Speaker 1: That person just wasn't good together with you. That's all
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  Speaker 1: it is. And so when you come to that realization,
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  Speaker 1: sometimes you know it's time to move on.
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  Speaker 6: You got to be grateful for all of the little things, man,
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  Speaker 6: the fact that you have a way to get around,
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  Speaker 6: the way that you have, the reason that you have
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  Speaker 6: some money to go get on something to go get around,
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  Speaker 6: that you in school. It might not be going just
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  Speaker 6: perfect for you right now, but guess what you in school, man,
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  Speaker 6: you got a shot. You're making it happen, you know
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  Speaker 6: what I'm saying, a lot of people don't have that. Man,
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  Speaker 6: A lot of people don't know what the next move is.
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  Speaker 6: At least you're in the process of doing something about it.
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  Speaker 6: And you may not know how to see your way
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  Speaker 6: all the way to the end. But just knowing what
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  Speaker 6: to do what the next step could be for you,
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  Speaker 6: that's good enough.
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  Speaker 1: You know. You don't have to know all the steps.
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  Speaker 1: Just what am I gonna do next?
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  Speaker 6: Well, if I do this and I'm gonna take this course,
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  Speaker 6: then after I complete this semester, I move on.
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  Speaker 1: That's semester. I don't care what it is.
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  Speaker 6: Look, man, we just got to find something to be
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  Speaker 6: grateful about today, because in your gratitude, God blesses you
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  Speaker 6: with more. See when God sees that we're grateful for
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  Speaker 6: the things we have, he gives us more things to
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  Speaker 6: be grateful for. It's simply the law of attraction. It
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  Speaker 6: works in every aspect of your life. Matter fact that
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  Speaker 6: you don't know the rule, it does not matter. So
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  Speaker 6: the thing that you want the most of in your
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  Speaker 6: life is the thing that you're gonna have to give
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  Speaker 6: the most of the things that the thing that you
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  Speaker 6: hope happens to you the most. It's the thing that
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  Speaker 6: you're gonna have to have happen to others the most. Lord,
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  Speaker 6: I want you to cover me, You're gonna have to
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  Speaker 6: cover some people.
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  Speaker 1: Lord.
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  Speaker 6: I want you to hear my crime. You're gonna have
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  Speaker 6: to hear some people's crimes. Lord, I want more love
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  Speaker 6: in my life. You're gonna have to love more people.
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  Speaker 6: I'm talking about real, real love.
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  Speaker 4: Now.
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  Speaker 6: I'm not talking about going out fooling around with somebody.
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  Speaker 6: That's that's ridiculousness.
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  Speaker 1: Let's see.
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  Speaker 6: Here's well, well, since I'm talking about love and wrong,
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  Speaker 6: love and ridiculousness, here's how you know that it ain't
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  Speaker 6: from God. I want you to hear me. Now, if
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  Speaker 6: God is involved in it, there is no sin. If
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  Speaker 6: there is sin involved in it, is not from God.
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  Speaker 1: Just remember that rule. It took me a long time
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  Speaker 1: learned that one.
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  Speaker 6: You know what the Bible says doing tellings that you
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  Speaker 6: would have them do it when they did it to me,
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  Speaker 6: so they must want it done to them.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go down here, I'm gonna do this.
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  Speaker 6: If what you're going to do is a sin, you
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  Speaker 6: have now twisted a Bible verse to fit your method
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  Speaker 6: or what you want to do. To know, simply know
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  Speaker 6: that if it's God's voice is talking to you, or
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  Speaker 6: something that's going on is in it.
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  Speaker 1: Bishop Oldma talked, is to me. The God's voice in
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  Speaker 1: God's methods or ways has no sin in it. That's you.
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  Speaker 1: All right, have a great day, everybody.
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  Speaker 1: Junior, what's on your mind this morning? I tell you
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  Speaker 1: what I can't take it. I can't do this.
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  Speaker 7: You know what they don't tell you when you're getting
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  Speaker 7: married up, how much food you're gonna lose?
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  Speaker 8: They don't tell you that part. In the beginning. Every
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  Speaker 8: time I get something, she got to be on this plate.
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  Speaker 8: She got to eat what I eat. She got to
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  Speaker 8: have what I have. You had the same menu. You
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  Speaker 8: saw the same name. I saw I wanted chicken. You didn't.
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  Speaker 8: You wanted to sell it? Not here this on my plate.
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  Speaker 7: I can't do this for the rest of my life.
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  Speaker 7: Not much weight I'm gonna lose if she keep eating something.
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  Speaker 7: You know how much food I'm gonna lose over the
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  Speaker 7: rest of this man, I ain't got thirty years of
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  Speaker 7: losing food no more. I'll tell you what you need
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  Speaker 7: to do. Understand how much do you want off the plate?
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  Speaker 5: Up?
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  Speaker 8: Is this fail?
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  Speaker 9: Not?
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  Speaker 10: How much?
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  Speaker 11: This?
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  Speaker 7: Ain't Marjorie off a Harvey plate? Do you understand how
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  Speaker 7: hard this is?
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  Speaker 11: Be done?
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  Speaker 7: Every time I order something? If I get a Cdonald's bag,
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  Speaker 7: you're in my fry?
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  Speaker 5: What fault?
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  Speaker 12: What fault?
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  Speaker 8: The whole time? Not thirty years. This is not a
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  Speaker 8: lifetime of lose it. I'm gonna lose what I got. Sickle,
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  Speaker 8: say I'm sick.
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  Speaker 7: I can't have. I need all minds, protein, missile, protein, everything.
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  Speaker 8: Everything, time, all the time. You know what, I went
• 13:01
  Speaker 8: to the bathroom, k back, half my coat gone. What
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  Speaker 8: you gonna break half his coat? I'm on out. I'm
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  Speaker 8: not ready. I'm not ready. I'm not all this motivation,
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  Speaker 8: love and marriage. I want none of that.
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  Speaker 1: Harvey.
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  Speaker 8: I want Steve by myself.
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  Speaker 2: I can't do it.
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  Speaker 8: You ain't motivating me no more.
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  Speaker 7: None of this test all love, this woman, care, this one,
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  Speaker 7: this woman eating everything.
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  Speaker 9: Coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, it's
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  Speaker 9: church complaints with Reverend Motown and Deacon deaf Jam right
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  Speaker 9: after the YO.
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  Speaker 1: This is Jamie Fox.
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  Speaker 2: This is Keim Whitley.
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  Speaker 1: You already know what it is.
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  Speaker 13: Man, your man, Chico Bean, and you are now listening
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  Speaker 9: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, it is Monday,
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  Speaker 9: so you know what that means. It's time for church
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  Speaker 9: complaints with Reverend Motown and Deacon deaf Jam.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, where's the argon.
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  Speaker 9: Here?
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  Speaker 1: Now? Now, now we're gonna have to talk about find him.
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  Speaker 6: I don't thank you, Deacon, because I don't come out
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  Speaker 6: until cics Row goes to work.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna find sensing Row.
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  Speaker 4: Well.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know what cis Row was doing or why
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  Speaker 6: he was late with the organ, but we we're not
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  Speaker 6: gonna have this. We gather here in the most pro
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  Speaker 6: lificous way. Yeah, we have been pontificating.
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  Speaker 1: We have derived at the moment of education come out here.
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  Speaker 6: Now we are oftentimes perplexed by the density mm hmm
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  Speaker 6: and the level of continuity. That's right, that Overlachs in
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  Speaker 6: the population. What did you say, Overleachs. That means there's
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  Speaker 6: something coming soon. Yeah, yeah, over there we leaning towards
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  Speaker 6: our deacon for posterior postivity.
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  Speaker 1: God or studies can play. Letting jump deep, del Joe,
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  Speaker 1: come on.
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  Speaker 14: No, all right past that. Now you need to get
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  Speaker 14: yourself together for this one. Now they say that your
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  Speaker 14: ancestry results are in and it has definitely surprised the
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  Speaker 14: congregation that you are sixty percent Caucasian, twenty percent African American,
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  Speaker 14: ten percent Russian, and last you are ten percent a
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  Speaker 14: region on Australian. So they are the congregation wants an explanation.
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  Speaker 14: We thought he was black. Now they calling you a
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  Speaker 14: call car Russian kyl rush kyl rush heah, that's what
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  Speaker 14: they call you.
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  Speaker 1: That's news to me.
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  Speaker 6: Because I'm not doing well down at the bank. If
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  Speaker 6: there's any or percenter Caucasions available, I would like to
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  Speaker 6: take it to my next visit to the credit Union
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  Speaker 6: when I'm trying to get a building expansion loan.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, and the only part of Russian is me is
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  Speaker 6: when I'm rushing to get in here to work, rushing
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  Speaker 6: to get down there for the sale go off?
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  Speaker 11: Now?
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  Speaker 1: Is Russian trying to get to this doctor's appointment.
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  Speaker 14: The Australian party that way your lips are now was
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  Speaker 14: kind of from that must be where.
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  Speaker 6: That I know I'm is Aborigines. I know I'm he
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  Speaker 6: is Africa. I feels no kindo jointness.
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  Speaker 1: To be in Caucasian man, he's six different.
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  Speaker 2: That's not true.
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  Speaker 6: I am from Zimbabwe. I have done the research, I've
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  Speaker 6: met the people. I've been there. The whole tribe looks
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  Speaker 6: just like men, So that's not true. You're gonna have
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  Speaker 6: to redo your d NA resources and don't bring us
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  Speaker 6: nothing else.
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  Speaker 1: In here like that. We will redo your task path.
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  Speaker 1: We will redo it.
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  Speaker 14: You are no longer a called Russia or until we
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  Speaker 14: figured out all right, Anna part though I can relate
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  Speaker 14: to call Russia Igo, definitely can relate to that.
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  Speaker 6: Last.
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  Speaker 1: We got an issue here.
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  Speaker 14: Little Jimmy one Leg got caught coming out of sister
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  Speaker 14: Clara's minivan on Wednesday night by her husband, brother Curtis.
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  Speaker 14: As you know, they call him little Jimmy one Leg
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  Speaker 14: because he's blessed. Let's just say they just call him
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  Speaker 14: little Now, Brother Curtis slammed his blessings in that many
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  Speaker 14: van though five times is broken in three sections, and
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  Speaker 14: he wants you to make Brother Curtis pay for the
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  Speaker 14: medical bill.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I'm not sure that we're responsible for the medical bill.
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  Speaker 1: Out all of us can relate.
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  Speaker 6: We've all caught our blessing and the zipple as boys
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  Speaker 6: as he boss.
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  Speaker 1: I know what that threw me into next week. But
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  Speaker 1: a vain though a mini van man, man, that's pretty rare.
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  Speaker 6: I might get it hung up in there one time,
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  Speaker 6: But I'm trying to figure out how Lord Jimmy Steward
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  Speaker 6: there lett him shut it three times on the wood
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  Speaker 6: because you gotta press that buttony to come back slow.
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  Speaker 6: You just can't slam minivan door. You gotta press that
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  Speaker 6: button here. Come, oh lord here, come, get you confined
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  Speaker 6: four three two. I don't know why little one leg
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  Speaker 6: was stunning there. You get yourself called the minivan door?
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  Speaker 6: Two turns something wrong with you? Here has another situation
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  Speaker 6: we got.
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  Speaker 14: Sister Sierra is wanting to design the outfits for the
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  Speaker 14: Praise Dancers.
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  Speaker 1: Similar to what she wore to the Oscar.
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  Speaker 14: Sister Gretu said, we're not gonna have no dancing Jezebel's
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  Speaker 14: and our church, but it's your final decision that to
• 19:54
  Speaker 14: make it.
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  Speaker 1: A pastor, I I kind of like that outfit, man.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: I kind of myself, Deacon we Our, I had already
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: voted to ban the praise team because we was tearing
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: up the church.
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  Speaker 6: You got a lot of overweight people doing ballet moves
• 20:12
  Speaker 6: they've never been able to do before. U ballet should
• 20:17
  Speaker 6: be restricted to ballet sized peoples. All you UH, full
• 20:25
  Speaker 6: figured women, as beautiful as you are, as much as
• 20:30
  Speaker 6: the Lord love you it is, UH should also have
• 20:35
  Speaker 6: been the same love shared by the congregation. And I
• 20:41
  Speaker 6: don't want to see another big girl spin and tear
• 20:45
  Speaker 6: all the crosses off the podium that knocked all the
• 20:51
  Speaker 6: freeze dried plants down off the offering table. I'm gonna
• 20:57
  Speaker 6: gainst this praise dance team. So we're gonna straighten up
• 21:00
  Speaker 6: these off fits. When we're gonna have, we're gonna do
• 21:02
  Speaker 6: body shaming to.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Get on the crew.
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: Ask the clo right after.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: This, this is Steve Harbin Martin show Man. You can't
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: do nothing around my crack at all. Ye you're tattoo.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: You can't sketch on it.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: You can't.
• 21:20
  Speaker 6: You can't put tracing paper on my crack. And I'm
• 21:24
  Speaker 6: not gonna hold steal. I just can't do it because
• 21:26
  Speaker 6: I'm a clinch.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: I'm a clinch. I'm gonna tell your PayPal. I'm gonna
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: tell your paper. Steve Harbow coming up.
• 21:33
  Speaker 6: Right after.
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  Speaker 9: It is time now for ask the CLO Chief Love Officer,
• 21:42
  Speaker 9: Steve Harvey. We have some good questions from Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 9: FM dot com. Keep them coming, people, keep them coming,
• 21:49
  Speaker 9: Tyler and Syracruse Right, Syracuse Rites. I'm a forty two
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  Speaker 9: year old woman and I work at a bank by
• 21:55
  Speaker 9: day and I work at a bar at night. I
• 21:58
  Speaker 9: serve the same customers in both, so I try to
• 22:01
  Speaker 9: remain professional. Last night a coworker from the bank came
• 22:04
  Speaker 9: in the bar and hit on me. He said he
• 22:06
  Speaker 9: sees me differently at the bar, so I look easy
• 22:10
  Speaker 9: because I work at a bar.
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  Speaker 1: Baby.
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  Speaker 6: All the man said was he see you differently at
• 22:16
  Speaker 6: the bar. It's not saying that you look easy. He
• 22:20
  Speaker 6: keeps it professional at work. Now, y'all ain't at work.
• 22:23
  Speaker 6: You at work, so that old not talking to your
• 22:27
  Speaker 6: co worker is out of his head when he comes
• 22:31
  Speaker 6: to the bar. He just said he sees you differently.
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  Speaker 6: You think he sees you easy, that's not it. He's
• 22:38
  Speaker 6: hoping it's easy.
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  Speaker 1: You know if you easy? Hello?
• 22:44
  Speaker 6: But now your problem ain't the fact that he talking
• 22:47
  Speaker 6: to you. Just don't want to appear easy. Obviously you
• 22:49
  Speaker 6: attracted to it. Hello, I'll be trying to get it
• 22:55
  Speaker 6: at the bank and the bar. I don't Yeah, that's
• 22:57
  Speaker 6: for real. I don't give it two rules.
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  Speaker 2: Was moving on. It could be Vicky and Missouri Bicky
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: and Missouri rights.
• 23:09
  Speaker 9: My husband of four years cheated on me and he
• 23:11
  Speaker 9: won't tell me who the woman is. I found an
• 23:14
  Speaker 9: ear ring back and lip gloss between her between his
• 23:17
  Speaker 9: car seat, and he said he gave an old friend
• 23:20
  Speaker 9: of ride and that's it. If it is totally innocent,
• 23:24
  Speaker 9: then why can't he tell me her name?
• 23:26
  Speaker 6: Ain't nobody finn to do that? Lady, are you kidding me?
• 23:33
  Speaker 6: You're saying that your man cheated on you four years ago.
• 23:37
  Speaker 6: Now you're saying he's telling you because you found an
• 23:40
  Speaker 6: ear ring in the car, not four years ago. They've
• 23:44
  Speaker 6: been married four years. Okay, you said he cheated on
• 23:48
  Speaker 6: you because you found an ear ring and something in
• 23:52
  Speaker 6: the caring back. He said it was an old friend.
• 23:56
  Speaker 6: You want a name. He won't give you the name. Now, Shirley,
• 24:01
  Speaker 6: is she saying she caught him cheating? Or because of
• 24:03
  Speaker 6: the ear ring in the car, he was cheating?
• 24:06
  Speaker 9: Now, she didn't say she caught him. She just said
• 24:08
  Speaker 9: he cheated on her. She's presenting this evidence.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: And that's not earring then, and that's just what he said.
• 24:18
  Speaker 6: He picked the old friend of them, gave her ride,
• 24:20
  Speaker 6: gave her ear rings fall off all the time.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: What's her name?
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: I'll be if I give you her name?
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: What happens with the lipt gloss? It falls off? It's mine?
• 24:31
  Speaker 6: You know you have in your purse. You know, I
• 24:36
  Speaker 6: don't know what you got to put your redo your
• 24:39
  Speaker 6: lips for it. Show wasn't because we was in here
• 24:41
  Speaker 6: kissing real hard and nothing. You can't assume that maybe
• 24:46
  Speaker 6: she just trying to get ready for her next appointment
• 24:50
  Speaker 6: and she but what we not even do is give
• 24:52
  Speaker 6: a name up.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: Though I didn't want to tell you that I be crossed.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: I just did not want to but hers, I'm allergic
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: to chapstick. I have to use gloss.
• 25:10
  Speaker 7: Really was a drag by living lost throne, and you
• 25:16
  Speaker 7: happen to catch one.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: And I have them.
• 25:18
  Speaker 6: I have a doctor's excuse for your next teennesday, So
• 25:22
  Speaker 6: fast the next question.
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: Shirley, he told himself, I give an old friend or rhyme.
• 25:27
  Speaker 9: All right, Chelsea and Birmingham says, I'm a single mother
• 25:30
  Speaker 9: of a seventeen year old girl and she is always
• 25:33
  Speaker 9: in the middle of drama with her girlfriends, her best
• 25:36
  Speaker 9: friends call. Her best friend called to tell me that
• 25:38
  Speaker 9: my daughter almost got beat up. So I talked to
• 25:41
  Speaker 9: my daughter.
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: Her first reaction was to go and beat up her
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: friend for calling me. What kind of hell raiser am
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: I raising?
• 25:49
  Speaker 11: You?
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Tell us you raised them?
• 25:52
  Speaker 6: If her idea of conflict resolution is fighting, has she
• 25:56
  Speaker 6: not been taught any other way?
• 25:58
  Speaker 11: You know?
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: Stop all this. I didn't raise her that way. Okay,
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: who raised him?
• 26:04
  Speaker 11: You know?
• 26:05
  Speaker 6: But she's seventeen. She a drama queen. Now what's gonna
• 26:10
  Speaker 6: happen is but if she was a boy, this is
• 26:13
  Speaker 6: what would happen if you a hell raised at seventeen,
• 26:16
  Speaker 6: you're a boy, you keep drama going, somebody gonna beat
• 26:19
  Speaker 6: your It's just amount of time. It's no way around that. Now,
• 26:27
  Speaker 6: let me give you an example. I know a kid
• 26:29
  Speaker 6: that works for me that doesn't really you know, just
• 26:34
  Speaker 6: he just nice guy, but he just don't know how
• 26:37
  Speaker 6: to be around a lot of men. And he says
• 26:41
  Speaker 6: stuff sometimes because he's never been around men. That's not
• 26:45
  Speaker 6: you know, appropriate, it's just what men don't do well now.
• 26:52
  Speaker 6: Because he grew up around his mother and stuff, he's
• 26:54
  Speaker 6: never had his actual but he twenty nine. And I'll
• 26:59
  Speaker 6: try to tell this kid, if you keep going this route, partner,
• 27:03
  Speaker 6: you got to learn the ways of manhood quick because
• 27:06
  Speaker 6: somebody's gonna knock your out.
• 27:08
  Speaker 5: You didn't know how shocking I whooping if you ain't
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: never had one, that first one in your.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: Eye opener.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: She may need some counselor yeah, I think you want
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: to fight. I think you're acting out.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah it could be daddy issues in here. We don't know.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: But you got to get her some help because some
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: I'm wrong with her.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah for sure.
• 27:37
  Speaker 6: Humphrey and called and told you she was about to
• 27:39
  Speaker 6: got jumped on her go down and whoop her friend?
• 27:42
  Speaker 10: Who what is that?
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: That's bullying?
• 27:45
  Speaker 12: And yeah, is trying to give her mother heads up
• 27:50
  Speaker 12: girls arms way, all right, all.
• 27:54
  Speaker 9: Right, moving on to Mignon and Detroit, she says, I'm
• 27:59
  Speaker 9: sixty nine year old retired female and I've been relaxing
• 28:02
  Speaker 9: at home without a bron lately. My husband's friend was
• 28:06
  Speaker 9: at the house for the Super Bowl, and my husband
• 28:08
  Speaker 9: told me to put a bron. I was at home,
• 28:10
  Speaker 9: so why should I have to be uncomfortable?
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: Oh come on, well, come on now, you walking around
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: sixty nine? You know you heavy chest.
• 28:22
  Speaker 6: Chesty' that's the old folk turn nine.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: She's sixty nine. She didn't heard this before, you heavy chest?
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: Put a bra?
• 28:35
  Speaker 6: Why should I be uncomfortable? You say you, well, don't
• 28:37
  Speaker 6: wear a bra all the time. It's Super Bowl. He
• 28:40
  Speaker 6: got some friends, come over, put a brawn. It's not
• 28:43
  Speaker 6: while you're being uncomfortable. Let's just be respectful. Everybody can't
• 28:47
  Speaker 6: handle us here walking around and stuff. We got all
• 28:50
  Speaker 6: these solo cups on this table. You just knocking solo
• 28:52
  Speaker 6: cups over the bra sting in here. Look over here
• 28:58
  Speaker 6: now you all yo, you hanging all let the chip deal.
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  Speaker 2: Put a bra on.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: Asked you sitting up in the hell all that chicken
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: rain sauce on your breath?
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: Put up braw on coming up at the top of
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  Speaker 2: the hour. Thank you.
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  Speaker 9: C l O.
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: More of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: This is Steve Harvey Marley show Man. I like the
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: praise that.
• 29:23
  Speaker 5: I just wish they had the same toe nail polish though,
• 29:26
  Speaker 5: if you please, so we can be uniform.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: They need to be banned.
• 29:30
  Speaker 6: You know, they had them two little boys with the
• 29:32
  Speaker 6: white face on doing mine and stuff while I was
• 29:34
  Speaker 6: tolerating them, you know, oh the minds, the good mine.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I tolerated them. I like them, but the praise danswers.
• 29:43
  Speaker 7: Now, first of all, we ain't got room enough for
• 29:45
  Speaker 7: everybody to be up there. I sanctuary that big allready
• 29:48
  Speaker 7: know we got one pert go up there in town and.
• 29:50
  Speaker 6: Don't people stop coming down the aisle with the two clothes.
• 29:54
  Speaker 6: Get back up there where we can see everybody. All
• 29:56
  Speaker 6: that coming down the out all behind me and next to.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: Me, Carland my grandmother laugh.
• 30:01
  Speaker 6: Now, don't need it, hot white downs just staying in
• 30:06
  Speaker 6: this front round this church.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: Get back up there on the platform where we can say,
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: see y'all. And you got a bathe before you dance.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: Now you do have the baby.
• 30:16
  Speaker 7: Everybody can't test day toes if if everybody can't just
• 30:20
  Speaker 7: day toes.
• 30:21
  Speaker 8: Don't even do the toe movement in.
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  Speaker 1: The right.
• 30:25
  Speaker 11: Coming up right after you're.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: Listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 30:35
  Speaker 9: All right, so here's the question, guys, should we really
• 30:37
  Speaker 9: ever blame the other woman or the other man? Now,
• 30:41
  Speaker 9: every time we hear that someone was left, they were
• 30:44
  Speaker 9: cheated on with another man or woman, folks, always we
• 30:47
  Speaker 9: always blame the person. Uh, we always blame that person first.
• 30:51
  Speaker 9: Then they blame the significant other, the spouse. We always
• 30:54
  Speaker 9: blame the woman first, I mean, and that's down down
• 30:56
  Speaker 9: through history.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: So so the question is.
• 30:59
  Speaker 9: Who really should get the blame? I think there's enough
• 31:02
  Speaker 9: blame to go around quite fright. Yeah, but you know
• 31:07
  Speaker 9: this is crazy, but normally the woman is always the blame.
• 31:11
  Speaker 9: I mean when you think about it, down through history,
• 31:14
  Speaker 9: people mostly blame the woman.
• 31:16
  Speaker 11: Yeah. Yeah.
• 31:17
  Speaker 12: So then the question is like, okay, so if you're
• 31:20
  Speaker 12: in a relationship and you leave that relationship to get
• 31:24
  Speaker 12: with someone else, whose fault is it. Is it the
• 31:27
  Speaker 12: new person's fault, you know, the woman's fault, or is
• 31:31
  Speaker 12: it the man's fault for leaving and hurting his significant other?
• 31:36
  Speaker 9: Mean you know what I mean, but he had to
• 31:37
  Speaker 9: have had your saying a relationship with this other person
• 31:41
  Speaker 9: before he left his significant other.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: Right, yeah, yeah, so he was blame.
• 31:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah, well, you know, look, whoever is in the supposed
• 31:53
  Speaker 6: committed relationship is to blame for breaking the commitment. You know, Look,
• 32:00
  Speaker 6: you're not Look, you can't blame the other person. The
• 32:04
  Speaker 6: other person ain't promised you nothing. The other other person
• 32:08
  Speaker 6: didn't take no vows. The other person didn't promise you nothing.
• 32:14
  Speaker 6: Your directed anger should be at the person who broke
• 32:18
  Speaker 6: the commitment to you, who broke your trust.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: That's your problem now you can feel it.
• 32:23
  Speaker 12: Now.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: If you see her, you're gonna have problem with her.
• 32:26
  Speaker 9: Because she knew that you were in a relationship. Why
• 32:28
  Speaker 9: didn't she leave you alone? That that's the other argument,
• 32:32
  Speaker 9: you know what I'm saying, that's the argument on the
• 32:33
  Speaker 9: other side, Well, she knew we were in a relationship,
• 32:36
  Speaker 9: Why was she in it and she already knew he
• 32:38
  Speaker 9: had a girl?
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: Or like, why did he pursue it?
• 32:40
  Speaker 6: Is the bigger thing, yes, because see, if it wasn't her,
• 32:45
  Speaker 6: it would have been somebody else. Right, because if he's
• 32:47
  Speaker 6: in the pursuit of the women business, it doesn't matter
• 32:50
  Speaker 6: that it's her. If it's not her, it's gonna be
• 32:53
  Speaker 6: somebody else, right, Yeah, because he in the pursuit game.
• 32:56
  Speaker 9: But the women, so most of the time gets blame
• 33:00
  Speaker 9: get blamed for that. Women do she knew we were
• 33:03
  Speaker 9: in a relationship that women don't usually blame the men
• 33:07
  Speaker 9: if the men cheat, I mean after the fact.
• 33:09
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: But and and they go so far as to take
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: the man back that is cheated on. Yeah yeah, but
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: the woman his outcast. Yeah, they're done. So you said,
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: blame the person that with the commitment. I agree with that.
• 33:27
  Speaker 11: I do too.
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: That's how that's how it should go. But it doesn't
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: often go that way. You're right though, you.
• 33:34
  Speaker 8: Get well, I blame my best friend from breaking out.
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: Breaking up what what relationship I had?
• 33:43
  Speaker 7: He dated he ended up messing around with my girlfriend
• 33:47
  Speaker 7: a long, long time ago, But I blamed his idea.
• 33:52
  Speaker 8: Don't say that, Tommy.
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: You know everything that's so personal on this show.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: But you know who it is we could meet. That's
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: how we we we this therapy.
• 34:05
  Speaker 8: There's jokes that come from that.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: This highway.
• 34:10
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I come back and then I catch them kissing
• 34:14
  Speaker 7: on the cap like, oh dog, but they looked at
• 34:17
  Speaker 7: me like you're gonna put that in the kitchen.
• 34:18
  Speaker 8: I'm not gonna put that in the kitchen.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: I told.
• 34:23
  Speaker 8: You were there, you know, you know, he looking like
• 34:26
  Speaker 8: like other two days though, looking like are you gonna
• 34:32
  Speaker 8: put that down right there?
• 34:33
  Speaker 9: No?
• 34:33
  Speaker 8: I just caught you kissing my parent.
• 34:35
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 34:37
  Speaker 8: What you went to the store or something.
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you left them alone in the house.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and this is your boy.
• 34:44
  Speaker 8: When you come back, you over door, you know, they'll say, oh, man,
• 34:48
  Speaker 8: you got to be kidding me. But he looked at
• 34:50
  Speaker 8: me like, what's.
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: Up, man? What's up?
• 34:51
  Speaker 5: Man?
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: You're gonna put that in the kitchen.
• 34:54
  Speaker 8: Like you're living like you're gonna put that in the
• 34:55
  Speaker 8: kitchen like.
• 34:56
  Speaker 7: The Drakes is going in the kitchen right now, Coca CoA.
• 35:00
  Speaker 5: If if you whooped this back there, like I said,
• 35:02
  Speaker 5: we wouldn't be even talking about everything.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: That's how get paid. If I walk.
• 35:10
  Speaker 6: Into my house and my pardner kissing my girl on
• 35:14
  Speaker 6: the couch, it's finna be some hal up in here.
• 35:18
  Speaker 6: It's finna be some real hell up in here, because
• 35:20
  Speaker 6: dog my house dog, and you think less of me.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: You don't even have enough respect for me.
• 35:26
  Speaker 6: You already disrespected me with my girl, and so she
• 35:29
  Speaker 6: disrespected me with you but you gonna come in my
• 35:32
  Speaker 6: house like I ain't nothing.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: Oh no, dog, I promise you me and yo at wall.
• 35:40
  Speaker 9: But see, and that's normally what happens, Steve, that's normally
• 35:43
  Speaker 9: what happens.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: That's not that's normally what happens.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: What you just said.
• 35:48
  Speaker 9: But earlier you said it's the responsibility of the one
• 35:51
  Speaker 9: who's in the commitment.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but see, no, if here you see and see
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: the ex.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: Had it's a double standard. No, I get it, but I'm.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: Saying it ain't no double standardship.
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: This is what Okay, go ahead, finish your thoughts.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: Now listen to me. Now were in this here, but
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: now if you my dude, yeah, and I know you see.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: Now we got to go into man cold.
• 36:20
  Speaker 6: Man cold is you don't do your boys. Girl, there's
• 36:24
  Speaker 6: too many women out here, something available. So now you
• 36:28
  Speaker 6: over here in mind, then.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: You in my house.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what happened to her. Same thing. Why wasn't
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: that my house? It was her house?
• 36:36
  Speaker 12: Yeah?
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: Well, oh I was a comedian, you know, I just
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: thought I had noo. I was with her Jeffer Shelter.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: But it was your friend.
• 36:43
  Speaker 8: You don't understand.
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: We had to stay at places.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: This is true, man. Yeah, where you girl? I love
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: her for places.
• 36:53
  Speaker 6: When I was homeless. Man, I probably told about six firls.
• 36:58
  Speaker 6: I wasn't with him because I had They let me
• 37:00
  Speaker 6: stay that I love you. They come home, I'll be
• 37:05
  Speaker 6: cooking everything, You'll be doing everything.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, and just just know that Junior, we can
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: still He's still right.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: S right, all right, we gotta go.
• 37:19
  Speaker 9: You're listening Hardy Morning Show and it's time now for
• 37:27
  Speaker 9: a rounded. Would you rather would you rather be alone
• 37:31
  Speaker 9: for the rest of your life? Would you rather always
• 37:35
  Speaker 9: be surrounded by annoying people? Alone or surrounded by annoying people?
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: Well, that's my life.
• 37:42
  Speaker 6: Now.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: You don't have to say everything that to yourself.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: If you want to do over, pick one one.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: I'm going. I'm just go and stay with these annoying
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: people around.
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: I think about a rodeo.
• 38:11
  Speaker 9: Would you rather be a clown who distracts the bull
• 38:14
  Speaker 9: or would you rather be the cowboy who rides the bull?
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: So the clown or the cowboy, I'm that clown all day.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: I'm not getting on that bull. I'm not getting on
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: that bull. You scared.
• 38:26
  Speaker 5: Matter of fact, I'm getting in that little tire that
• 38:29
  Speaker 5: the clown get in, and I'm not coming out of
• 38:31
  Speaker 5: that either.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: I'm just that clown that won't work. I'm just stuck
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: in that tie.
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: Doing your job.
• 38:39
  Speaker 6: What Oh, I'm the clown, and my suggestion to you is,
• 38:45
  Speaker 6: before they open that gate, stay on top of this bull, homie,
• 38:51
  Speaker 6: get your full eight in, help your off, and get up.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: On this rail.
• 38:56
  Speaker 6: Because that's why I am. I ain't even on the ground.
• 39:02
  Speaker 6: I ain't in the tie, I ain't in the barrel,
• 39:04
  Speaker 6: I ain't in none of that. I'm fucking here on
• 39:08
  Speaker 6: the guard.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: Hey man, hang on in the dog, the dog, give
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: me the makeup all that. Yeah, the chaps everything.
• 39:20
  Speaker 6: My set up there with black face on and at
• 39:22
  Speaker 6: the rodeo as the clown. Yeah, I set up before
• 39:26
  Speaker 6: I'm out there on that ball. Yeah, I do it
• 39:29
  Speaker 6: in a heartbeat, before I get on that ball. The
• 39:34
  Speaker 6: person with the Yeah, I introduced the rode on then
• 39:39
  Speaker 6: the real homie, the clown. You're right now, I'm not getting.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: On this bull man. I took my head off to
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: those that dude, because we gonna throw me off in
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: the shoe came back.
• 39:54
  Speaker 9: Would you rather make love with the lights on, or
• 39:57
  Speaker 9: would you rather make love with the lights off.
• 40:00
  Speaker 5: As long as we're doing it, it's gonna mind. I
• 40:02
  Speaker 5: don't I don't like picture black.
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't like what?
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: That don't work for me to see? So what what
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: out of one? Let me see.
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: One one?
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: Let me see what I want? All these you, all
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: these bullers and all this here and then and then
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: you just want Yeah what.
• 40:32
  Speaker 5: I just like on?
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: Let me see what?
• 40:34
  Speaker 11: You know.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: What marks is at?
• 40:38
  Speaker 11: You know what.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: Everybody got marks? You see mine?
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: That's today's rounded. Would you rather.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: Steve Robin Marty.
• 40:49
  Speaker 7: Show man if you was gonna commit a robbery? Who
• 40:52
  Speaker 7: would you do with Shirley a caller?
• 40:54
  Speaker 8: Why we're hered calling?
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: Hands down?
• 40:56
  Speaker 6: We stopped asking this question. Kelly got cup problem. First
• 41:01
  Speaker 6: of all, she don't cuss. Now, how we don't get
• 41:03
  Speaker 6: everybody in the floor at the robby? And you don't
• 41:07
  Speaker 6: want to cuss at.
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: Guys, we need everyone to get on the floor.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: No, see, you need somebody to cuss. That's how you
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: get him in the floor.
• 41:17
  Speaker 9: After you you're listening hardy morning show, ladies and gentlemen,
• 41:26
  Speaker 9: see why don't you do the honors?
• 41:28
  Speaker 6: Please, ladies and gentlemen, it is time for another poem.
• 41:35
  Speaker 6: By Jay Rapp.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: J RAP is the new name I've chosen for him.
• 41:40
  Speaker 6: Ladies and gentlemen, is time for j RAP, which stands
• 41:44
  Speaker 6: for simply Junior's Raggedy Poems.
• 41:49
  Speaker 8: Come on, J Rapp, Thank you, sir, Thank y'all very much.
• 41:52
  Speaker 7: You know, I put a lot of thought into this,
• 41:54
  Speaker 7: as I do all my poems, but this one here
• 41:56
  Speaker 7: is more especial because this is a Black History Month poem,
• 42:00
  Speaker 7: and I would like to begin thank you. It's Black
• 42:05
  Speaker 7: History Month and I need your attention. I'm gonna tell
• 42:08
  Speaker 7: you what history books don't mention. The correct term is
• 42:12
  Speaker 7: African American, you see. But black history did not start
• 42:15
  Speaker 7: with slavery. See, we are proud and we stand tall.
• 42:19
  Speaker 7: We made so many inventions to help all y'all. You
• 42:22
  Speaker 7: dance like us and braid your half. Your booty is
• 42:26
  Speaker 7: like ours, and it's not fair. So calm down, Karen,
• 42:30
  Speaker 7: what's your fuss?
• 42:32
  Speaker 8: You really do love everything about us.
• 42:34
  Speaker 7: There are so many black inventors and scholars, designers and
• 42:38
  Speaker 7: restale stores thrive off our dollars. We don't need to
• 42:41
  Speaker 7: show this month to celebrate. We celebrate Black pride three
• 42:45
  Speaker 7: sixty five.
• 42:46
  Speaker 8: Days a year.
• 42:47
  Speaker 7: The end, Yes, your nail did Yeah, your time goad
• 42:54
  Speaker 7: shows up Black History Month?
• 42:55
  Speaker 8: Yeah, show us right on up for Black History. I
• 42:59
  Speaker 8: know you confused time. I see to look on your face.
• 43:01
  Speaker 8: I think I could do that.
• 43:02
  Speaker 5: I know you see you see the look on my face. Shot,
• 43:07
  Speaker 5: Come on, that was that was more of a That
• 43:12
  Speaker 5: was more of a statement than a poem.
• 43:14
  Speaker 6: I know it was.
• 43:15
  Speaker 8: But it needs to be staying though. You ain't.
• 43:17
  Speaker 7: You ain't gonna just limit us just a February we
• 43:19
  Speaker 7: three sixty five and this jump.
• 43:22
  Speaker 6: You better your your reaches into the deep water. That's
• 43:27
  Speaker 6: what always throws me when you don't normally go deep.
• 43:30
  Speaker 6: It's always interesting when I see people dive in the
• 43:33
  Speaker 6: deep end of the pool that normally stay in the shallows.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: It just throws me.
• 43:39
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I see you see. Can you call that with
• 43:43
  Speaker 8: a raggedy yeah.
• 43:44
  Speaker 6: No, pray for me, Pray for me and my understanding
• 43:49
  Speaker 6: of what it is you're doing. Can I call that
• 43:51
  Speaker 6: with raggedy yeah?
• 43:53
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: So you have a rebuttal.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, your name is Jay Rapp label.
• 44:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, before you say it, I'm looking for it to
• 44:06
  Speaker 5: fit into the name. What do you pull from, Junior?
• 44:09
  Speaker 5: What do you pull from for your creativity.
• 44:11
  Speaker 8: What do you oh? Where I pulled from?
• 44:14
  Speaker 7: Just just something I see on TV? And then you
• 44:17
  Speaker 7: know what life people? You know, you know, because you
• 44:21
  Speaker 7: know I see people going through stuff. You know, I
• 44:23
  Speaker 7: just put it in a poem for him, you know,
• 44:24
  Speaker 7: stuff like that.
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: I see it. I got to write about it. That's
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: all you know. Abut No, I shot was shocked for you.
• 44:37
  Speaker 6: It was deep and it was like it had love,
• 44:40
  Speaker 6: It had loves in it where it made sense, but
• 44:43
  Speaker 6: it wasn't really. Yeah, we've had booties that's always been there,
• 44:49
  Speaker 6: and now you on booties like us, and that's just
• 44:52
  Speaker 6: not fair.
• 44:52
  Speaker 8: What Yeah, yeah, they're getting you know, they're going down.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: Understand why are we talking about booties black history?
• 44:59
  Speaker 8: Ma, you're trying to I'm just carrying about how they
• 45:04
  Speaker 8: try to be like us. They want a dollar, but
• 45:06
  Speaker 8: they want to be.
• 45:07
  Speaker 11: Just like us.
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
• 45:09
  Speaker 8: You know black women come with booty already.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: You know, you know when you're talking and you hunt
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: your shoulders, that doesn't make it more faction.
• 45:20
  Speaker 7: Well that's how I felt about it was fashion when
• 45:22
  Speaker 7: I said I like it, thank you? Sure, I know
• 45:26
  Speaker 7: you would.
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: Well, the girls are always they try to be more supported.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: They don't like.
• 45:36
  Speaker 6: And Monica just sit over there, just be grinted and surely,
• 45:40
  Speaker 6: you know, surely is such a good person.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: That was really nice, Junior.
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: I'm not I have to support, yes, you know what, encouragement.
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: That's nice.
• 45:52
  Speaker 8: I don't expect your your support because you are already
• 45:56
  Speaker 8: named it.
• 45:56
  Speaker 11: Rag.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: That's eight.
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: Well, Junior, thank you. That's all we've got to hear.
• 46:07
  Speaker 9: But yeah, coming up next, it's the Nephew with the
• 46:10
  Speaker 9: prank phone call.
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: The ignorance continues on the show. It never stops. We'll
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: be right back. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 46:22
  Speaker 9: Coming up at four minutes after the hour, it's my
• 46:25
  Speaker 9: Strawberry letter for today and the title is My Peace
• 46:30
  Speaker 9: and Happiness is next Door. We'll get into that find
• 46:34
  Speaker 9: out what that's all about in just a bit, but
• 46:37
  Speaker 9: right now it is time for the Nephew and today's
• 46:40
  Speaker 9: prank phone call. Tommy, what do you have for us today?
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: What's on the.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: Don't we don't you know? It's Monday? I got to be.
• 46:50
  Speaker 5: Extra exceedingly ignorant, understand, Yeah, exceedingly that's easy. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 46:58
  Speaker 5: that should be eating leave.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: Okay, So this right here. Now, don't y'all, don't y'all,
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: don't y'all fall apart.
• 47:07
  Speaker 5: Wet road. We're going to the church. And now we're
• 47:09
  Speaker 5: going down there to the church. Nice little you know,
• 47:12
  Speaker 5: little wet road. But you know, I mean, I don't
• 47:14
  Speaker 5: think that's six wet road.
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: That's the one you picked today, man, the one.
• 47:21
  Speaker 5: I mean, that's how I want when I get to
• 47:24
  Speaker 5: the house. I'd like for her to be in the
• 47:25
  Speaker 5: red road. Let's go get down.
• 47:28
  Speaker 11: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach miss sister Tanan uh Goddarian.
• 47:36
  Speaker 11: This is uh Brian. I'm representing the youth and of
• 47:40
  Speaker 11: course you know we're already having the uh the fundraiser
• 47:43
  Speaker 11: on Saturday, and I would like to know are you're
• 47:45
  Speaker 11: going to be Are you going to be available to
• 47:48
  Speaker 11: come out on Saturday, because we got pretty much most
• 47:51
  Speaker 11: of the most of the choir you in the choir, correct, Yeah,
• 47:54
  Speaker 11: I never heard.
• 47:54
  Speaker 10: Of anything about anything on Saturday that well.
• 47:57
  Speaker 11: We are most of the choir members coming out on Saturday,
• 48:00
  Speaker 11: and we'd like to know if you're going to be
• 48:01
  Speaker 11: available on Saturday to come out and participate in the
• 48:04
  Speaker 11: fundraiser for the children that's going on their vacation next year.
• 48:08
  Speaker 11: Oh you said all the.
• 48:09
  Speaker 10: Other choir memories. I never heard anything from them.
• 48:12
  Speaker 11: Yeah, all of the choir members. We probably have about
• 48:15
  Speaker 11: ninety five percent of the require members coming out.
• 48:19
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm free on Saturday.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 48:21
  Speaker 11: Now, we're doing from five to seven on Saturday. So
• 48:25
  Speaker 11: are you available five pm to seven pm? It's only
• 48:27
  Speaker 11: two hours?
• 48:28
  Speaker 10: Yeah, what's your say?
• 48:29
  Speaker 11: Your name was Brian? I'm sorry they call me Brian, Brian,
• 48:34
  Speaker 11: they call me Ba. I'm sorry.
• 48:35
  Speaker 10: Oh okay, did I meet you at the church?
• 48:39
  Speaker 11: Well, I just joined about three weeks ago and they've
• 48:42
  Speaker 11: already given me an assignment. So I'm majored in marketing
• 48:46
  Speaker 11: in school, so they trying to get me to take
• 48:48
  Speaker 11: care of the children and their vacation that's coming up.
• 48:51
  Speaker 11: We put together some things, a great fundraiser, and you know,
• 48:55
  Speaker 11: the choir members have been very receptive. You're the last
• 48:57
  Speaker 11: one for me to call, and I wanted to make
• 49:00
  Speaker 11: sure you are on board with us.
• 49:01
  Speaker 10: Oh okay, yeah, I just never heard.
• 49:03
  Speaker 11: About this, So right right now, are you able to
• 49:06
  Speaker 11: bring your choir robe on on Saturday? Uh?
• 49:10
  Speaker 10: Yeah, we singing? We singing a song? What song did
• 49:12
  Speaker 10: you need us to sing? Did you tell the pastor
• 49:15
  Speaker 10: about this?
• 49:16
  Speaker 11: No, no, no, you guys are not actually going to
• 49:18
  Speaker 11: be singing a song. What it is is that we're
• 49:22
  Speaker 11: having a uh and I'm glad, I'm so glad that
• 49:25
  Speaker 11: you're you're, you're, you're ready to participate in what we're doing.
• 49:27
  Speaker 11: So I want to first of all say thank you
• 49:30
  Speaker 11: first and foremost, I want to say thank you. Okay,
• 49:32
  Speaker 11: all right, all right, and all of the I'm sorry
• 49:39
  Speaker 11: that we need the robes for I can bring my
• 49:41
  Speaker 11: robe by, just the robe. What's going to happen is
• 49:44
  Speaker 11: you guys aren't singing a song, but we're having a
• 49:46
  Speaker 11: wet robe uh contest.
• 49:50
  Speaker 10: So what now.
• 49:53
  Speaker 11: A wet robe contest?
• 49:55
  Speaker 10: You're talking about like a wet T shirt contest type
• 49:58
  Speaker 10: of thing.
• 49:59
  Speaker 11: Well, it's it's not a T shirt, it's a robe.
• 50:01
  Speaker 11: So you don't have a T shirt on. What we
• 50:04
  Speaker 11: need you to do with?
• 50:05
  Speaker 10: No, no, no, no, no no no, not in the
• 50:07
  Speaker 10: church you're talking about the whole fire said they're going to.
• 50:10
  Speaker 11: Do a.
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: Wet robe contest.
• 50:14
  Speaker 10: You said a wet rode contest. I heard a wet
• 50:18
  Speaker 10: T shirt contest. That's not that's not the same thing, though.
• 50:21
  Speaker 11: Right, Well, no, it's a little bit different what it is.
• 50:24
  Speaker 11: You don't have a T shirt on, You actually have
• 50:26
  Speaker 11: your your your choir robe on, and you don't have
• 50:29
  Speaker 11: anything all underneath it. You don't wear any clothes underneath
• 50:32
  Speaker 11: of what we do is.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: Ladies, listen to me.
• 50:36
  Speaker 11: We're gonna let wet all of the ladies down, and
• 50:39
  Speaker 11: the sexiest one that's wet with their role is going
• 50:44
  Speaker 11: to win five hundred dollars and path of the money
• 50:48
  Speaker 11: is going to go to the children's vacation.
• 50:52
  Speaker 10: Hello, are you're talking about a wet T shirt contest
• 50:55
  Speaker 10: in the church?
• 50:56
  Speaker 11: No, I'm talking about a wet rope contest at the church.
• 51:00
  Speaker 10: No, I'm not sending there, getting there and and and
• 51:02
  Speaker 10: be naked under.
• 51:04
  Speaker 11: It's gonna be it's gonna be out. It's gonna be
• 51:05
  Speaker 11: out naked under a road. We need you to be
• 51:08
  Speaker 11: completely naked under your road, and we're gonna wig everybody
• 51:11
  Speaker 11: down with the water holes and the finest one is
• 51:14
  Speaker 11: going to be able to uh to win five hundred
• 51:18
  Speaker 11: dollars and two hundred and fifty of that half of
• 51:20
  Speaker 11: that money is gonna go to the children's bay.
• 51:22
  Speaker 10: Came Hold on, Hold on what you say? Your name
• 51:24
  Speaker 10: was again my name, my name is Brian Bayne. How
• 51:27
  Speaker 10: long you've been a member of this church, because I
• 51:30
  Speaker 10: don't ever remember me.
• 51:32
  Speaker 11: Okay, I've been a member for about three weeks now,
• 51:35
  Speaker 11: Like I said, since I was amajoring in marketing. They
• 51:38
  Speaker 11: they actually threw me into.
• 51:39
  Speaker 10: No way after three weeks that they gonna put you
• 51:42
  Speaker 10: in charge of something.
• 51:43
  Speaker 11: I don't understand why there's a problem with you trying
• 51:46
  Speaker 11: to pitch in help. They're trying to create a You
• 51:54
  Speaker 11: don't want to help me.
• 51:56
  Speaker 10: I want to help the kids, but I'm not going
• 51:58
  Speaker 10: to get up there and no, choir Rod, I'm doing
• 52:00
  Speaker 10: my best right now not to cush you out because
• 52:02
  Speaker 10: I'm a woman of God.
• 52:04
  Speaker 11: So you too good to be naked under your role?
• 52:06
  Speaker 11: Is that what you're saying?
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: You're too good?
• 52:09
  Speaker 10: Look, I don't have to explain myself, but I'm not
• 52:11
  Speaker 10: gonna be naked up to no church.
• 52:12
  Speaker 11: Okay. So, so you can't do it the naked role,
• 52:15
  Speaker 11: car or content. You can't do that for the kids.
• 52:18
  Speaker 10: I know you're not about to tell me what I
• 52:20
  Speaker 10: can and cannot do for no kids.
• 52:22
  Speaker 11: Now.
• 52:22
  Speaker 10: I don't know who gave me my number, but I
• 52:24
  Speaker 10: think you need to figure out who else to call
• 52:25
  Speaker 10: for this, because I'm not gonna be a part of this.
• 52:27
  Speaker 11: We called all the other quod members and they don't
• 52:30
  Speaker 11: have a problem with it.
• 52:33
  Speaker 10: All the fire members. What are that names? What other
• 52:35
  Speaker 10: quir members did you call.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: That we called?
• 52:40
  Speaker 11: We called sister Sister Bridget in the choir. Sister Bridget
• 52:44
  Speaker 11: that have a problem with it.
• 52:45
  Speaker 10: Ain't no Sister Bridget in the choir.
• 52:49
  Speaker 11: Okay, how about Sister Rachel. Sister Rachel in the choir
• 52:52
  Speaker 11: was fine with it.
• 52:54
  Speaker 7: Ain't no Sister Rachel.
• 52:56
  Speaker 10: Sister Rachel wouldn't be getting naked.
• 52:59
  Speaker 11: Okay, okay, okay, let me ask you the something. Look, look,
• 53:07
  Speaker 11: do you know sister Divita in the choir? Hello? Yes?
• 53:14
  Speaker 11: Do you know Sister DaVita in the choir?
• 53:17
  Speaker 10: Yes, I know Sister Divita.
• 53:18
  Speaker 13: Okay.
• 53:19
  Speaker 11: So, so if Sister DaVita said that Sister Bridge and
• 53:24
  Speaker 11: his Sister Rachel didn't have a problem doing it, why
• 53:27
  Speaker 11: do you have a problem doing it.
• 53:29
  Speaker 10: I'm not about to be naked in a church, kid.
• 53:33
  Speaker 11: You're not getting naked in the church. You're gonna be
• 53:36
  Speaker 11: in the back part of the church and we're gonna
• 53:38
  Speaker 11: spray you down with a water holes on your robe.
• 53:40
  Speaker 11: That's what we're not.
• 53:41
  Speaker 10: Gonna be up there. This is disgusting.
• 53:43
  Speaker 11: Well, Tommy said you would do it. Tommy said you
• 53:46
  Speaker 11: didn't have no problem doing.
• 53:47
  Speaker 10: Who the hell is Tommy? We don't even have a
• 53:50
  Speaker 10: Tommy at the church. You keep making up.
• 53:51
  Speaker 7: I made Tommy his.
• 53:53
  Speaker 11: Nephew tom from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. That's who
• 53:57
  Speaker 11: Tommy is. Hello, Yes, this is Tommy, Baby, this is
• 54:06
  Speaker 11: nephew Tommy. Are you sure?
• 54:07
  Speaker 10: Oh my god, that's not real.
• 54:11
  Speaker 11: This is not it's not real baby, that nobody was
• 54:14
  Speaker 11: calling you about doing a wet rope. You are.
• 54:18
  Speaker 10: I was gonna go off on you.
• 54:20
  Speaker 11: You was already going off on me. Meda got me
• 54:23
  Speaker 11: the prank phone call you.
• 54:25
  Speaker 10: Oh my god, I'm gonna gere.
• 54:30
  Speaker 11: I was holding my tongue what you said you was
• 54:32
  Speaker 11: about to.
• 54:33
  Speaker 10: Cut I was about to cut you out right out.
• 54:36
  Speaker 11: Hey, maybe I gotta ask you, gotta tell me what's
• 54:38
  Speaker 11: the baddest that, I mean, the baddest radio show in
• 54:41
  Speaker 11: the late Steve hob Show. And you have it all right?
• 54:50
  Speaker 11: Thank you?
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: That you a great one.
• 54:52
  Speaker 9: Coming up next Strawberry letters subject my piece and happiness.
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: Is next door. We'll get into that right after this.
• 55:00
  Speaker 6: This is Steve Harbin Martin show Man. I mean we've
• 55:03
  Speaker 6: known each other long enough. Man, We've we've been around
• 55:06
  Speaker 6: each other with children's successes, graduations, acceptance in the college, marriages.
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: He is being born graduated. Wait, Shirley, what'd you say?
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: Divorce?
• 55:23
  Speaker 6: Oh divorces? Oh yeah, yeah yeah, don't leave that out?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, me and you know who leading that group
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  Speaker 6: right there? Who it is?
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  Speaker 1: What I'm gonna lead you? What you ain't finna do
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: is I'll do me.
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  Speaker 2: You can have that a divorce.
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: You ain't getting no divorce. I don't get one.
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  Speaker 6: Oh oh you're gonna get somebody new.
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: Oh you ain't finna get somebody new? I am.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, you're not gonna be out done. What you're not
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: gonna do.
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  Speaker 6: To Steve Harby Morn Show coming up right after you're
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  Speaker 9: It is time now for the Strawberry Letter, And if
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  Speaker 9: this one right here, right now, and uh, you know what,
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  Speaker 9: you never know.
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  Speaker 2: It could be yours, It.
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: Could be Michael. I've been hold on tight. We got
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: it for you. Here it is strawberry letter.
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  Speaker 9: Thank you, not your subject. My peace and happiness is
• 56:51
  Speaker 9: next door. Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm fifty one years old
• 56:54
  Speaker 9: and I've been married nine years to a miserable man.
• 56:58
  Speaker 9: He owns a bar, and he's drinking half of his
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  Speaker 9: profits and then he comes home and drinks some more.
• 57:04
  Speaker 9: I can't tolerate the mood swings and the sloppy intimacy
• 57:07
  Speaker 9: with him, so I've been avoiding him for the past
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  Speaker 9: few months because I have found something better next door.
• 57:14
  Speaker 9: There's a younger couple that moved next to us, and
• 57:18
  Speaker 9: they started out being very bothersome by always calling me
• 57:21
  Speaker 9: to ask a lot of questions about the neighborhood. As
• 57:24
  Speaker 9: a thank you, they invited me to dinner one night.
• 57:27
  Speaker 9: We sat around and listened to music and had some
• 57:30
  Speaker 9: drinks after we ate. They have a small dog and
• 57:33
  Speaker 9: he was being frisky and started hunching my leg. So
• 57:36
  Speaker 9: the man next door said he wished he could do that.
• 57:39
  Speaker 9: His wife said she would like to see him try it,
• 57:42
  Speaker 9: but it wasn't in a mean spirited way, so I
• 57:45
  Speaker 9: was confused. He told me my legs look soft, and
• 57:51
  Speaker 9: he asked me if he could rub on them. I
• 57:53
  Speaker 9: looked at his wife and she gave me a thumbs
• 57:55
  Speaker 9: up like it was fine. So he rubbed them and
• 57:58
  Speaker 9: his hands slipped up my thigh. His wife got on
• 58:02
  Speaker 9: the other side of me and said my right leg
• 58:04
  Speaker 9: was feeling left out. Needless to say, that was a
• 58:08
  Speaker 9: good night. From then on we've been They've been my
• 58:11
  Speaker 9: escape from everything that is troubling me in my marriage.
• 58:14
  Speaker 9: I can have one or both of them whenever I
• 58:17
  Speaker 9: go over for a visit since my husband works long hours.
• 58:21
  Speaker 9: They are my peace and happiness. The three of us
• 58:24
  Speaker 9: went to my husband's bar, and my husband said we
• 58:27
  Speaker 9: looked like a happy threesome. I think he might be
• 58:30
  Speaker 9: aware of what we're up to, but he doesn't care
• 58:33
  Speaker 9: since he and I haven't had sex lately. Do you
• 58:36
  Speaker 9: think he has a side piece too, Well, it's funny
• 58:41
  Speaker 9: you should ask, because anything is possible, and he's doing
• 58:44
  Speaker 9: all of that drinking for some reason. Either he's miserable
• 58:47
  Speaker 9: at home and in the marriage, or he feels guilty
• 58:51
  Speaker 9: for cheating and he's trying to cover it up with
• 58:53
  Speaker 9: the drinking. Something's going on, and that's what you're feeling anyway,
• 58:57
  Speaker 9: right that he had something going on going on. But
• 59:01
  Speaker 9: here's the thing, you need to stop acting like you
• 59:04
  Speaker 9: don't care because of what you got going on. You care,
• 59:09
  Speaker 9: or you wouldn't have written us. And that's the problem.
• 59:11
  Speaker 9: You're talking to us about your marital problems and not him.
• 59:15
  Speaker 9: I mean, is there a time when he's not drunk
• 59:17
  Speaker 9: or drinking so you guys can have a conversation. Do
• 59:21
  Speaker 9: you even know if he wants to still be married
• 59:23
  Speaker 9: to you? Do you guys communicate? Do you still want
• 59:26
  Speaker 9: to be married to him? I mean, he's an alcoholic
• 59:29
  Speaker 9: and you're having threesomes with the neighbors. That's your answer
• 59:33
  Speaker 9: right there. Your nine year marriage is on life support.
• 59:37
  Speaker 9: It's in major trouble and pretty much over. You and
• 59:41
  Speaker 9: your husband have grown miles apart for whatever reason that
• 59:44
  Speaker 9: you left out of the letter. So what are you
• 59:47
  Speaker 9: and him going to do about it? I mean, you
• 59:49
  Speaker 9: have some choices here. You can move on and divorce,
• 59:52
  Speaker 9: Just divorce and move on, or you try and fix this.
• 59:57
  Speaker 9: It's not a lot that's fixable. In this marriage because
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 9: of what both of you guys are doing. But you know,
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 9: I mean, I always believe in hope you can try,
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 9: but it looks over to me, it looks over. You
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 9: guys really need some help, Steve.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 6: The only question in this letter is do you think
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 6: he has a side piece? The rest of it is
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 6: you don't care, You ain't got no problem you okay.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 6: There's nothing about trying to save the marriage in this letter.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 6: And you've stated at the subject my peace and happiness
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 6: is next door, and then at the end of the
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 6: letter does he have a side piece too? That's the
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 6: only question here. So let me just address this letter
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 6: from what all you seem to care about. You're fifty one,
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 6: been married nine years to a miserable man. Now you
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 6: say he got a bar, he drink up half his
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 6: profit and then he come home and he drank some more.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 6: So your man is an alcoholic that owns a bar. Wow, Wow,
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 6: this this is you can't win. First of all, if
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 6: you're alcoholic and you're trying to get a you know,
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 6: get on the wagon. You gotta stay away from the temptation.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 6: He worked, he owned the bar, he owned the ball,
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 6: He round too much of it. He round people that
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 6: drink all the time. He can smell it. He got
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 6: no a secondly, he ain't went to get no help. Now.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 6: Shirley says he's drinking for a reason. Maybe he's unhappy
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 6: in his marriage, whatever the case. I know up close alcoholics. Alcoholics,
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 6: once they get hooked on that taste of alcohol. You
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 6: can create all the reasons you won't, but they'll use
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 6: any reason to drink. Then once they it's an addictive thing.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 6: If you keep drinking, it's addictive. If you're drinking to
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 6: get high, it's addictive. If you use drugs to get high,
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 6: it's addictive. He's addicted to alcohol. He's an alcoholic now.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 6: He got mood swings and sloppy intimates. And he said,
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 6: you'd have been avoiding in the past few months, and
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 6: because you'd have found something better next door, this young
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 6: couple and moved in. I used to call you and
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 6: ask you all these questions, bothering you all the time,
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 6: and finally, as a as a a thank you, they
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 6: invite you to dinner. One night, y'all sitting up listening
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 6: to music, have some drinks. They got a little dog
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 6: came over and started humping your leg. Then the man
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 6: next door.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: Said he wished he could do that.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 6: Then his wife said, I suldn't want to see you tried,
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 6: but it wasn't in a mean spirit of way, so
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 6: I was confused. Then he said, your legs look soft
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 6: and asked me if I could rub them. I looked
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 6: at his why she gave the thumbs up. She rubbed them.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 6: She got on the other side and say the other thigh.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 6: Look his hand slid up your leg and touch your thigh.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: She said.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 6: The other one looked lonely too. And now after that
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 6: it's own and cracking. When I come back the rest
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 6: of it, all right.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: Well, part two of Steve's response coming up.
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  Speaker 6: I'm talking to the woman who's listening with somebody hand
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 6: on her thout.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 9: Twenty three minutes after the hours when we'll be back
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  Speaker 9: right after this. You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show. All right, Steve,
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 9: come on, let's recap today's strawberry letter. The subject is
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 9: my peace and happiness is next door.
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  Speaker 6: Got this woman that's been married for nine years. She's
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 6: fifty one, means she got married at forty two. She's
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 6: married to what she says is a miserable man. He
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 6: drinks all the time. He owns a bar. He drinks
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 6: at the bar. He's shrinking up all his profits. Then
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 6: he come home and he drinks some more. He man
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 6: is an alcoholic.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: Then she tied of.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 6: The mood swings and the sloppy intimacy he all over
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 6: the place. So now you're sick of it and got.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: On your nerves with it.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 6: The young couple moves in next door, calling you all
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 6: the time, asking you differ stuff about neighborhood. Got to
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 6: bother them, so they as a thank you for answering
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 6: all their questions to invite you to dinner. One night,
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 6: fifty one year old lady go over to have dinner.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 6: She's sitting up there. After dinner, they listen to music
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 6: and drinking. The dog, they little dog who is probably
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 6: trained to do this, goes over and start humping on
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 6: her leg. The dog is the opening act. They have
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 6: got this dog involved. They don't train this dog to
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 6: hump legs. He could a treat now because the dog
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 6: is in on it. He is a conversation starter. Now
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 6: the dog over, that little dog humping your leg, and
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 6: the husband on que gos, I sure wish I could
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 6: do that And then the wife says, I want to
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 6: see you try. But it wasn't in a mean spirited way.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 6: So he asked, could he rub my leg because they
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 6: look soft. The wife gave him the thumbs up. He
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 6: rubbing my leg, his hand go up my thigh. She
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 6: jump on the other side and say, will the other
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 6: one feel lonely? She started rubbing your thigh too.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: Wow, what a night.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 6: I looked at his wife. She gave the thumbs up.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 6: His wife got on the other side, said, your right
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 6: leg was feeling left out. Needless to say, needless to say,
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 6: I love when these letters just go. Needless to say,
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 6: needless to say what just happened? Needless to say, that
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 6: was a good night. From then on, they've been my
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 6: escape from everything that is troubling me and my marriage.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 6: I can have one or both of them whenever I
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 6: go over for a visit, and since my husband worked
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 6: long hours, they are my peace and happiness.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: Okay, now right here, so far we don't have a problem.
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  Speaker 6: The only problem you was happing was your husband was
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 6: drinking and sloppy intimacy. You dodnet fix that, cause you'd
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 6: have found this young couple necks going that don't do
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 6: sloppy intimacy. Matter of fact, they do full blown active intimacy. One, two, three,
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 6: What you want, what you need? Come on over to
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 6: the house, flip it, come on my turn, your turn tag.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 6: I mean, I'm out you in that business. But you
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 6: involved the whole time. So now you ain't had this
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 6: much action?
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: You doing? Har him both of them doing?
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 11: You?
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: Him doing? How are you all you doing?
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 11: Is?
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 6: Got time to go downstairs, gets some water. So since
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 6: your husband worked long hours, they are your piece and happiness.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 6: See you, cop, you fix your problem. The three of
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 6: us went to my husband's bar. Oh okay, your husband said,
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 6: we look like a happy threesome. Now guilty set in
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 6: on you. So you say, I think he might be
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 6: aware of what we up to, but he don't care
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 6: since he and I haven't asked sex lady, here's the
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 6: only question.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think he has a side piece too?
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  Speaker 5: Lady?
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: Or what difference to him? Man?
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 8: You don't want him?
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 6: You avoiding him? Your question and all this is does
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 6: he have a side piece too? What did you write
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 6: us for?
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: We don't know, and you and we really don't care anything.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: You don't care about your husband.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 6: You need to try to get him some help with
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 6: that drinking, but you ain't try to do that, So
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 6: your help is next door. So now you'd have found
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 6: some peace and happiness next door and the type of
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 6: intimacy you want. And you can go over there any
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 6: time you want to for a visit. You can have one,
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 6: both of them, all of them. So you just over
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 6: there getting it however you want. So now where we're at.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 6: So now you the roade us for what because I
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 6: don't care. I don't care about your marriage, because you
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 6: don't care about your marriage at all. Your peace and
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 6: happiness is next door. You said it, wam bam, thank you, ma'am.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 6: Ho where, thank you sir? Here here I'll come. And
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 6: then the hood dog involved in the whole thing. It
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 6: just don't make no sense. So now you just set
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 6: up in here. You gotta pull into a threesome by
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 6: puppet you easy if all it took was a dog.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 6: It's me and everywhere now considering buying small dogs, teaching
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 6: them how to hump for treats, hump for treats, wish
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 6: out of new this here all the dinners and stuff
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 6: I've been buying my whole life lone, and.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: Help them putting kids through school, all his hell, making
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: car notes and.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 6: Rent payments, old platform programs, Bronze program All I had
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 6: to do is buy small dug.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: Well.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 6: I don't know how you teach a dog how to hunk,
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 6: but hell, they'll do anything for a treat.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: Roll over, roll over now.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 9: Hump all right, listen, hit us up an insturgramm to
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  Speaker 1: It'ster Steve Harbin, Martin shaw Man.
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  Speaker 5: If you're not a certified prankster and this is not
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 5: what you do for a living, you should not be
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 5: jumping into this.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: That's interesting. See the certification is what I've heard. You
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: can actually go somewhere.
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  Speaker 2: Frank School to have a graduation tim.
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  Speaker 1: Coming up right after.
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  Speaker 2: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 6: Them ladies and gentlemen, the Twisted demented mind. Oh j Anthony.
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  Speaker 1: Brown, brilliance, brilliance.
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  Speaker 13: Okay, we only have a I think a few more
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 13: days left for Black History Month?
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  Speaker 1: Is that right?
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  Speaker 10: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? So what I'd like to read? I found this.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 13: It's a letter from a runaway slave or freedman. I
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  Speaker 13: would like to read this hit it crystalpher Oh my god, lion.
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  Speaker 2: King a king.
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  Speaker 1: If you got this letter, I made it now.
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  Speaker 13: If the person who opens this letter can't read, give
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 13: it to someone who can. First of all, I told
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 13: y'all to come, but no y'all wanted to stay. Trust me,
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 13: it wasn't easy. But it is such a good feeling
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 13: to wake up in the morning and not have to
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 13: pick a thing. It wasn't easy getting up here. Missus
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 13: tupman don't play. She don't play at all. She had
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 13: to pull a gun out on John Henry and pistol
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 13: whip him when he started to cry, saying he wanted
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 13: to go back after the swelling with down, he changed
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 13: his mind. She passed out a couple of times, but
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 13: when she came to she made up for it, just
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 13: in case she comes back from some of y'all on
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 13: the second run. Do not you use the phrase please please,
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 13: do not use a phrase when we gonna get there.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 13: That seems to upset her a lot.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: So when we gonna get there.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 13: One thing I found out about running away the female
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 13: slaves are real friendly at night.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: When it is cold. Yes, they are.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 13: Upon my arrival, I met some uppity blacks acting like
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 13: they had never picked cotton. By the here, y'all say uppity,
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 13: yall ain't been free for twelve minutes.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: I said, s P. That's short for slave. Please.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 13: I get a few in the slave please. It's gonna
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 13: change one day. I don't know what to also met pregnance.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 13: I also met pregless Douglas. I don't know what's up
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 13: with his hair either. He ain't no white woman. He
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 13: introduced me to her sister. Yes, I have crossed over. Well,
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 13: so much for talking to y'all. I'll holler at y'all later. Ps,
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 13: that's what you put at the end of the letter.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 13: When you have more to say, Give my shoes to
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 13: the Williams brother since they both have one foot later
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 13: this coming to ask you if I wanted to come
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 13: back for a second run.
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  Speaker 2: I said, hell no, that's the greatest money. Happy Black history, mother, everybody.
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harbin, Marty show Man.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 2: Would you rather be a pastor or a lawyer?
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 11: Oh?
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: I'm crooker. I'm not visiting the sickest shutting in here
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: we go? Oh that on, I ain't coming to my
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: office telling me your problem.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh, well, you don't need to be a pastor. Yeah,
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 2: that requires compassion.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: For you know, I don't go down there every Sunday.
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  Speaker 11: Ship job.
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  Speaker 9: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
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  Speaker 9: it is time for comedy Roulette and Jay.
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  Speaker 2: Can we just have a here?
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  Speaker 13: How it goes? Take any subjects, put them on a wheel,
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  Speaker 13: spun the wheel where it stops.
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  Speaker 1: We can make it funny. Put them up and spun it.
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  Speaker 1: Here we go.
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  Speaker 9: Here goes the subjects right now. Ways women will tell
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  Speaker 9: you no, not tonight. Ways that women will tell you no,
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  Speaker 9: not tonight.
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  Speaker 1: One of them.
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  Speaker 9: Stupid questions that white people ask black people okay, and.
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  Speaker 2: Things a drunk person will blurt out, okay. Those are
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  Speaker 2: the subjects. All right, let's send.
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  Speaker 11: What do you know?
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  Speaker 9: It's stupid questions that white people ask black.
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  Speaker 12: Here we go.
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  Speaker 13: Stupid questions that white people asked black people.
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  Speaker 2: Can I touch your hair?
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  Speaker 1: Can I touch more?
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  Speaker 3: Hell?
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  Speaker 1: No, you can't touch my head hair?
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  Speaker 10: That's it?
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  Speaker 1: Good questions?
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  Speaker 7: And white people ask black people is chicken really that good?
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  Speaker 1: Too?
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  Speaker 8: I'm just asking is it?
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  Speaker 5: I mean?
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  Speaker 6: Every time?
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  Speaker 1: Goodhead? Stupid questions that white people ask black people. So
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: how do you know the watermelon is good?
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  Speaker 9: What?
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  Speaker 11: What come on Steve.
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  Speaker 2: Stupid questions that white people asked black people.
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  Speaker 1: Hey do you know the black guy that robbed the
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: liquor store last night?
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  Speaker 13: Stupid questions that white people ask black people coming to relent,
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  Speaker 13: So you're in first class?
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  Speaker 9: What do you do?
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  Speaker 1: That happened all the.
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  Speaker 6: Ya?
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  Speaker 8: I mean I hear you guys talk about it all
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 8: the time. So how is government cheese is just like
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 8: rape cheese? Or is it just cheese that are different?
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  Speaker 5: Stupid questions uh that white people ask black people, So
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 5: are you serious?
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  Speaker 2: I mean you really can't dance?
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  Speaker 11: Are you.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: You can't dance?
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 9: Stupid questions and white people ask black people Steve Hope.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: I'm not, uh, you know, being in trucier.
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  Speaker 2: But is your dad around?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Hell yeah he died. Yeah.
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  Speaker 13: Stupid questions that white people asked black people.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: How did you get a new car?
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 13: How you get a new car?
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  Speaker 8: Nice to pumping on the yes. Stupid questions white people
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  Speaker 8: ask black people. So tell me when did you meet
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  Speaker 8: jay Z? I don't know, he never said I so
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  Speaker 8: jay Z.
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  Speaker 5: Stuber questions that white people ask black people. So you
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  Speaker 5: mean you you're you're not fast? You can't run, You're
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  Speaker 5: not fast all oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: All right, come on, Steve. Stupid questions that some white
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 2: people ask black.
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  Speaker 1: People, Hey, are those your real lips?
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  Speaker 2: You haven't had any injection?
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  Speaker 1: Just snap size.
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  Speaker 13: Stupid questions that white people ask black people The police
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  Speaker 13: are not the police are not hassling a lot of
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  Speaker 13: black people. Isn't that true?
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  Speaker 11: Really?
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  Speaker 13: Wouldn't you agree to that?
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  Speaker 11: Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: Stupid questions that white people ask black people They don't
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  Speaker 7: mean to bother you, but are your church service?
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  Speaker 1: Is really this long?
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  Speaker 2: Because seven it's two thirty long.
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  Speaker 6: Last one Stupid questions white people ask black people, Hey,
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  Speaker 6: why can't we use in word?
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 2: And we'll be back with more of the Steve Harby
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  Speaker 2: Morning Show. It's twenty minutes after. Right after this, you're
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 2: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 9: Four day work week game mean's momentum in England. That
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 9: is the headline. Two hundred companies in England have decided
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  Speaker 9: to make the switch to a permanent four day work
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  Speaker 9: week and they're not cutting anyone's pay.
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  Speaker 2: The move is expected to benefit.
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  Speaker 9: Over five thousand employees across various industries, including marketing, tech
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  Speaker 9: and charities. If the extra free time leads to greater
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 9: employee retention and motivation. The companies that offer four day
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  Speaker 9: work weeks will have an advantage over the companies who
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  Speaker 9: still demand employees show up Monday through Friday.
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  Speaker 2: What do you guys think?
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  Speaker 1: Hello, you guys think.
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  Speaker 2: It's out there? Hell, you already do it.
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  Speaker 5: Tommy, you already saying Monday two Thursday is all we
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 5: need to do.
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  Speaker 1: Hen I've been saying it.
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  Speaker 2: That's what you've been doing. Come on Monday.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't come on?
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  Speaker 2: That's the thing. Adjustments, Steve, may we hear you speak? Please?
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  Speaker 1: I agree with it. I think it should be a
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  Speaker 1: four day birth week on the radio too. Listen radio
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  Speaker 1: here everything?
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  Speaker 9: What so?
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  Speaker 1: How should.
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  Speaker 2: Okay?
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  Speaker 3: Tell me?
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  Speaker 2: Let's go back to you. Sorry, like every day, I
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 2: think every week.
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  Speaker 1: I think we are all today to day.
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  Speaker 2: Junior, What you got.
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  Speaker 11: Four weeks?
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  Speaker 1: Go on to day.
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  Speaker 7: I'm here because you don't never no one to day.
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  Speaker 7: I'm gonna be missing. I'm off of old for they
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  Speaker 7: work weekim.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't you had no more.
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  Speaker 9: Thirty three minutes after the hour, we'll play around it,
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  Speaker 9: would you rather?
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  Speaker 2: Right after this.
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  Speaker 9: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show, and it's
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 9: time now for around and would you rather would you
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 9: rather be alone for the rest of your life or
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 9: would you rather always be surrounded by annoying people?
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 2: Alone or surrounded by annoying people?
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: Well, that's my life.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 2: Now, you don't have to say everything to yourself.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 2: If you want to do over, pick one one.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: I'm going and then we just don't stay with these
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: annoying people. I got.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 2: Think about a rodeo.
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  Speaker 9: Would you rather be a clown who distracts the bull
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 9: or would you rather be the cowboy who rides the bull?
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: So the clown or the cowboy, I'm that clown all day.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not getting on that bull. I'm not getting on
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  Speaker 5: that bull. Matter of fact, I'm getting in that little
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 5: tire that the clown get in. And I'm not coming
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 5: out of that either. I'm just that clown that won't work.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 5: I'm just stuck in that time.
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  Speaker 2: Not even doing your job.
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  Speaker 1: What oh, I'm the clown.
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  Speaker 6: And my suggestion to you is, before they open that gate,
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  Speaker 6: say on top of this bull, homie, get your full
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  Speaker 6: eight in, help your off, and get up.
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  Speaker 1: On this railing. Because that's why I am. I ain't
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  Speaker 1: even on the ground, i ain't in the tie I
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  Speaker 1: ain't in the barrel.
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  Speaker 6: I ain't in none of that. I'm up here on
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  Speaker 6: the guard. Hey man, hang on, dog the dog, give
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  Speaker 6: me the make up all.
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  Speaker 8: That, yeah, the chaps everything.
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  Speaker 6: My set up there with black face on and at
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  Speaker 6: the rodeo as the clown. Yeah, I set up before
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  Speaker 6: I'm out there on that ball.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I do it in a heartbeat, before I.
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  Speaker 2: Get on that ball, the black person.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I introduced the rod on the hon the real homie,
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  Speaker 6: the clown. You're right now, I'm not getting on this bull.
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  Speaker 6: I took my hand off to those that dude, he
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 6: gonna throw me off in the shoot.
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  Speaker 1: Your back?
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  Speaker 9: Would you rather make love with the lights on? Or
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 9: would you rather make love with the lights off?
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  Speaker 1: As long as we're doing it, it don't matter. I
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  Speaker 1: don't I don't like.
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  Speaker 2: You don't like what?
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  Speaker 1: That don't work? So what what out of one? Let
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  Speaker 1: me see.
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  Speaker 6: One. Let me see what I want you all these
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 6: dealers and all this hit and then and then you
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  Speaker 6: just want yeah what.
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  Speaker 1: I just lie on. Let me see what you know
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  Speaker 1: what Marx is at.
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  Speaker 11: You know.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody got.
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  Speaker 9: That's today's rounded. Would you rather coming up in forty
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  Speaker 9: nine minutes after it's our last break of the day,
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  Speaker 9: and we'll close out the show with Steve Harvey right after.
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  Speaker 1: This Lost People. This is Kirk Franklin.
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  Speaker 6: It's DJ Cavin and you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: Another one.
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  Speaker 2: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: This is Steve Harvey.
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  Speaker 6: Martin show Man, Will Junior, You've been real interesting lately.
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  Speaker 8: I got a question for you day, huh.
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  Speaker 1: I just need to know something, man.
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  Speaker 8: You know you've had a lot of hate over your
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 8: over your You've had a lot of things. Do you
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 8: ever feel this ever time for you?
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 7: You ever want to just address some of these people
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 7: because you don't never really respond back to them.
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  Speaker 2: You don't wait what what you want to?
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  Speaker 11: Hell me?
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  Speaker 6: I want you to address it, oh Jr. Because I
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 6: can set the record straight. I got four hour radio show.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 6: I could address every single thing ever said about me,
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 6: ever said about y'all, ever said about.
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  Speaker 1: Us, anything I could. I could do it all. But yeah,
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: but for what.
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  Speaker 6: Hey, Man, if you stop and take the time to
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 6: address every hater, you're gonna slow your own progress.
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  Speaker 1: Stay on the wall.
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  Speaker 6: And what I really learned in my life is for
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  Speaker 6: those that love you, no explanation necessary. For those that
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  Speaker 6: hate you, no explanation except that's it. I don't care
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 6: what you say to a hater, they got they gonna
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 6: find something else.
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  Speaker 1: Why you do that? Why you do that? And then
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 1: soon as something happened to you this day, favorite work,
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  Speaker 1: that's calm. People don't even know what calma is. God,
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  Speaker 1: don't man?
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  Speaker 6: Do you think it take God thirty years to pay
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 6: you back for something you did thirty years ago?
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  Speaker 1: You think it just now?
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  Speaker 6: You think God just now bringing it up? Man, do
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  Speaker 6: you know how crazy our life would be if that's
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 6: how God Almighty worked.
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  Speaker 1: God deals with us immediately, e immediately.
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  Speaker 6: And if you ask for forgiveness and are sincere about it,
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 6: he do that immediately too.
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  Speaker 1: So you got to quit letting people, man bring your
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  Speaker 1: pass up to remind you of.
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  Speaker 11: What you did.
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  Speaker 1: After that.
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  Speaker 2: All right, So Steve, this is our last break of
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 2: the day. You wanted to do something special, all right,
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  Speaker 2: I got I.
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  Speaker 6: Want to say something first, and then I'm gonna let
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  Speaker 6: my friend talk for a second. So let's go today.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 6: I want to have a conversation with you all about faith.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 6: You know, I think a lot of people don't like
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 6: talking about faith because for some reason. I don't know, man,
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  Speaker 6: I just think a part of it is political correctness
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 6: in our society today. I think some people don't talk
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  Speaker 6: about faith because so many people are from different faiths.
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  Speaker 6: But when I'm talking about faith, I'm merely talking about
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  Speaker 6: the belief in the belief in God. That's all I'm
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  Speaker 6: talking about. You know, for whatever your faith is, I'm
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  Speaker 6: cool with everybody's faith, man, I'm not that judgmental God.
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  Speaker 6: I'm not the guy that says, if you don't believe
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  Speaker 6: what I believe, yours is off base, because that's not true.
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  Speaker 6: That's just one hundred percent not true. All faiths are valid.
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  Speaker 6: Every faith is valid, that is God based all of
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  Speaker 6: a valid you. I don't care if you Jewish, Muslim, Catholic, Protestant, Gentile,
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  Speaker 6: jew I don't care.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care.
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  Speaker 6: As long as your faith is God based, the belief
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  Speaker 6: that God is who he is, that's all that matters.
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  Speaker 6: I want to talk to you about faith for a minute,
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  Speaker 6: from the standpoint of what are what are you and
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 6: God talking about? Because man, I've learned so much about faith.
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  Speaker 6: A friend of mine sent me a scripture Psalms five three,
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  Speaker 6: and it's an important scripture, man, because what it did
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  Speaker 6: for me was it taught me something about my faith.
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  Speaker 6: Because if you're a person of faith, then you have
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  Speaker 6: a relationship with God, and God has a relationship with you,
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  Speaker 6: and he hears you when you cry. And it was
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 6: sort of ironic because I had started having my meditation
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  Speaker 6: a few weeks ago. Now I just can't even tell
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 6: you how it has completely changed the outcome of my days.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 6: It hasn't stopped anything from happening, but it has changed
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  Speaker 6: the way I cope with it and the way I
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 6: look for it. See, I don't worry about tomorrow anymore.
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 6: Oh I'm making plans, but I'm not worrying about tomorrow
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 6: because I was reading something somewhere that you cannot change.
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  Speaker 6: By worrying, you cannot give yourself one hour of extra
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  Speaker 6: life from worrying.
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 1: If you worry, you can't add an hour to your life.
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  Speaker 6: So if by worrying you can't even add an hour
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  Speaker 6: of time to your life, which is one of the
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 6: most important things you can have, is your time, why
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 6: would you worry about anything else. So in the morning,
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  Speaker 6: when I'm talking to God Psalms five and three, I
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 6: always ask God in the morning to hear my voice.
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  Speaker 6: When I'm praying to you, I'm asking him to hear
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  Speaker 6: my voice. And after he hears my voice, then I
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  Speaker 6: wait for him with an expect with an expectation that
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  Speaker 6: what I cried out for will happen, no doubt, no worry.
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  Speaker 1: It is going to happen. Now.
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  Speaker 6: It may not happen that day, But since I put
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  Speaker 6: in my request with that kind of faith attached to it,
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  Speaker 6: God's promises never come back void. God has never told
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  Speaker 6: us he would do something for us, and he didn't
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  Speaker 6: do it. God didn't ever promise something to be so,
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  Speaker 6: and we found out later on it wasn't. All of
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  Speaker 6: God's promises is true.
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  Speaker 1: He don't.
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  Speaker 6: His word don't come back void. So when you do that, man,
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 6: you put your your prayer out there and your meditation
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 6: and you put it out there with the faith and
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 6: you look forward expectingly, and that has changed me. Are
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  Speaker 6: you discussing your future with God? He wants us to
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 6: make decisions now. He would love to be included in
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 6: the decision making process. That's the relationship he wants with us.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 6: But when God allows you to make a decision a plan,
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  Speaker 6: he wants to hear your plan. Sometimes your plan are
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 6: in line with what he is, and sometimes he needs
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 6: to make an adjustment. So when you ask God for
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 6: something and at the end of it you say, God,
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 6: let your will be done, then guess what. I may
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 6: ask for something, but always tag with let your will
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  Speaker 6: be done, because if it's not your will, then show
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  Speaker 6: me whatever that is. Because his adjustment that he makes
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 6: is gonna be way better than your plans. God's adjustments
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 6: is better to be open. And a cool part about
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 6: it is if he makes the adjustment, you're going to
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 6: agree with him because it's gonna be spot on your chest.
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