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President's Day, Favorite Moments, Parents, Dating and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time of y'all don't know y'all back
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  Speaker 1: a suit on, looking back to back down, giving them
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  Speaker 1: move like amazing buck bus things and it's covering me
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  Speaker 1: true good it, Steve har Listen to move together for
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  Speaker 1: Steve Barby, I don't join join me to be doing me.
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  Speaker 1: Have you gotta turn you gotta turn to turn them out,
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  Speaker 1: got to turn out to turn the water the water.
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  Speaker 1: Come come on your baby at it? Uh huh, I
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  Speaker 1: shall will or good morning everybody you're listening to the voice,
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  Speaker 1: Come on dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: got a radio show. Man, If if I had time
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  Speaker 1: enough to tell the whole trip, the whole journey, and
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  Speaker 1: y'all would be sitting opinion going okay to Steve, are
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  Speaker 1: we gonna play the show this week? But man, it's
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  Speaker 1: been a lot of amazing things has happened to me
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  Speaker 1: over the years, and not all of them good. It's
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  Speaker 1: been some amazingly bad things that have happened too. But
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  Speaker 1: I just come on in the morning as a reminder
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  Speaker 1: to everybody of the actual goodness of God that you know, man,
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  Speaker 1: that these mistakes that you're making, that these setbacks that
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  Speaker 1: you keep having that these falls that keep occurring in
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  Speaker 1: your life that they all are leading you somewhere. If
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  Speaker 1: you just don't ever give up. That's the key. You
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  Speaker 1: can never ever give up because you don't know how
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  Speaker 1: the trip has been laid out for you. You know,
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  Speaker 1: if somebody had told me years ago when I had
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  Speaker 1: the dream of being on TV and then I thought
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  Speaker 1: about being a one of one of the best comedians
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  Speaker 1: I could be. You know when when I when I started,
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  Speaker 1: somebody had told me everything that was gonna have to
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  Speaker 1: happen in order for me to get there, I would
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  Speaker 1: have changed it. I would have I would have said, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: well I ain't gonna be that. How about this? See
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  Speaker 1: and no one can know all of the events of
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  Speaker 1: their life ahead of time. You know, it'd be so nice,
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't it. You know, to prepare for it, see it coming,
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  Speaker 1: be aware of the haters, always knowing when the backstabbing
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  Speaker 1: moment is coming in your life, always knowing when you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna get blindsided by the enemy. We are really great
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  Speaker 1: to know that, wouldn't it. Well, that's not how it works.
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  Speaker 1: So since no one knows exactly the challenges and the
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  Speaker 1: pitfalls and the detools that's going to be set them.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's it's imperative that you just don't give up
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  Speaker 1: because see, knowing these things, we as human beings by nature,
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  Speaker 1: would choose another route. But it ain't the route God
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  Speaker 1: God for you, though. See the route God God for you.
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  Speaker 1: If you if you're trying to do the right thing,
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  Speaker 1: if you're doing the best you can, if you ain't
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  Speaker 1: out here just intentionally just messing over folks, if you're
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  Speaker 1: using faith and that's the belief in things that you
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  Speaker 1: cannot see. If you have something on the inside of
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  Speaker 1: you to keep saying there's got to be more to
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  Speaker 1: life than that, then that's that's you. You might friend
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  Speaker 1: have a great chance here. And if you've ever had
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  Speaker 1: that feeling and gave up on it, just get it back,
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  Speaker 1: Just ask for it back. Just say, hey, man, I'm
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  Speaker 1: getting back to the way I used to be because
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  Speaker 1: there's a change that's available in your life. But you
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  Speaker 1: gotta take it. You gotta take a shot at it. Folks.
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  Speaker 1: There's a chance for you to get it right, but
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  Speaker 1: you gotta take a shot at it. Folks. There's a
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  Speaker 1: chance for you to turn this whole thing around with
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  Speaker 1: God's help, but you gotta take a shot at it.
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  Speaker 1: You see, this decision is yours. The decision to lay
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  Speaker 1: down and give up, that's yours. It ain't. It just
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  Speaker 1: got too hard for me. Life too much, man, life
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  Speaker 1: hard and too much for everybody. What I gotta get
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  Speaker 1: you to see is if you don't lay down and
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  Speaker 1: give in to it, there's some great things in store
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  Speaker 1: for your life because all of the things, every lesson
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  Speaker 1: I've ever ever learned, the best lesson has been a lesson.
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  Speaker 1: My father used to always tell me. He said, son,
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  Speaker 1: best lessons in life the born your value and learn
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  Speaker 1: the most is a bout lesson. I didn't quite understand
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  Speaker 1: that being young, but I showed God it now ain't
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  Speaker 1: no lesson like a balt lesson. The one you pay for.
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  Speaker 1: Those are the ones that hold to you, that stick
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  Speaker 1: to you, that that that start turning you into who
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna be. Those are the character builders. See, you
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  Speaker 1: got to be forged to get to where you want
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  Speaker 1: to go in life. So that's what the challenges and
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  Speaker 1: missteps is for. That's what the failing is about. Now,
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  Speaker 1: I know you don't like it. I didn't. I know
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  Speaker 1: you're not comfortable with I wouldn't. I know, you wish
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  Speaker 1: it was over sooner than later. I always do. I
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  Speaker 1: always want it to be over sooner than later because
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  Speaker 1: the later manager seems like it's so much I gotta
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  Speaker 1: go through. But let me tell you something, Man, if
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  Speaker 1: you can, if you can forge your way through it
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  Speaker 1: and understand that you are forged in life, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I was on TBN one time when I was doing
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  Speaker 1: one of my motivational speeches, and I began to wonder
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  Speaker 1: about this experience I had at Ford Motor Company. And
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  Speaker 1: one of the things that I had came to the
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  Speaker 1: realization of was that that job at Ford Motor Company
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  Speaker 1: taught me a couple of valuable lessons. First of all,
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  Speaker 1: that I had to be at work on time, because
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  Speaker 1: I always was. I had a really, really good work record. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I was a great employee because I because I didn't
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  Speaker 1: want to disappoint anybody. You know, I already saw the
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  Speaker 1: look on my parents' face when I flunked out of college.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't I wanted my father to know that I
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  Speaker 1: was a hard worker, and so when I got the
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  Speaker 1: job at Ford, I wanted to prove to my father
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  Speaker 1: my mother. You know, the Nay says, hey man, I
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  Speaker 1: know how to stick to something. But my last job,
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  Speaker 1: after the auto in thet started going down, my last
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  Speaker 1: job was in the fountry and my job was to
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  Speaker 1: stand at the end almost where the engines first come
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  Speaker 1: out of the furnace. See, the engines are poured into
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  Speaker 1: a mold. It's hot, melted down metal whatever they call it,
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  Speaker 1: lava or whatever. They poured into a mole and it
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  Speaker 1: goes into this furnace that's extremely hot. And my job
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  Speaker 1: was after the heat was applied to the engine block,
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  Speaker 1: it would come through and it would go through a
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  Speaker 1: hardening stage. But the way it was hardening, they would
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  Speaker 1: cool it. Suddenly they would flush it with water. It
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  Speaker 1: was just blast water on it. But the fire and
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  Speaker 1: the high temperature is what made the engine block solidified.
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  Speaker 1: It's because it's gotta get real hot, get melted down first.
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  Speaker 1: Then it's gotta get poured into a mole. Then it's
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  Speaker 1: gotta be pressure hit with water and all it is,
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  Speaker 1: and then it could and it's real hot. Now it's
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  Speaker 1: still hot even though there's water been shutter. But when
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  Speaker 1: it comes out the end of the side, there's a
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  Speaker 1: lot of flashing in it. And flashing is a metal
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  Speaker 1: from that didn't dripped through the cast molding on it,
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  Speaker 1: just like flecks of extra pieces of metal. My job
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  Speaker 1: was to hit this engine block in the front, which
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  Speaker 1: is huge, heavy rubber mallet, knock all the flashing off
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  Speaker 1: the front, and when it came around back to bam,
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  Speaker 1: hit it real hard again on the backside. And that
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  Speaker 1: became the core of what the car is. A car
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  Speaker 1: without a great engine is nothing. It's just a pretty
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  Speaker 1: looking vehicle over there. But if it can't do what
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  Speaker 1: it was made to do because the engine block then cracked.
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  Speaker 1: So you can have a car look real good. But
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  Speaker 1: if it freezes an engine block crack your car, you
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  Speaker 1: can it's over man. You gotta get a new block.
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  Speaker 1: The block is the core. But in order for you
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  Speaker 1: for the car to do it, it's got to do
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  Speaker 1: it's gotta have a strong engine in it. In order
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  Speaker 1: for the engine to be strong, it's got to be
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  Speaker 1: forged and steell, come through, fire, get poured in a mole,
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  Speaker 1: cooled off, heated, knocked around, beat on the front end,
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  Speaker 1: beat on the back end, in order for it to
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  Speaker 1: be what it's gonna be. The maul of the story, folks,
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  Speaker 1: is you got to get forged in fire to be
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  Speaker 1: what you gonna be. You got to get beat up,
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  Speaker 1: you got to get pressure washed, you got to have
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  Speaker 1: heat on you. You You gotta get melted down, you gotta
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  Speaker 1: get poured into a mole. That's how you become who
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  Speaker 1: you are. So the tough things that you're going through,
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  Speaker 1: the difficult challenges and the setbacks. I know a brother
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  Speaker 1: who went to prison, man, And the whole reason he
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  Speaker 1: ended up going to prison because he was looking out
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  Speaker 1: the low window, looking out in the yard at him
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  Speaker 1: working out. And then the next thing, you know, man,
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  Speaker 1: this brother decided that he was gonna go out there
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  Speaker 1: and work out. Well, guess what, he's one of the
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  Speaker 1: top trainers in country. Today. You're listening Steve Harping Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, now have your undivided attention. This is
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  Speaker 1: It's just unnecessary. Yeah, yeah, but I got to go
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  Speaker 1: you ain't even talking by the time I say something right,
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  Speaker 1: you don't need that. I'm in years. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: I say something else, Steve, He's stupid. I want everybody
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  Speaker 1: and everything, Sir, give one more, come on, give him
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  Speaker 1: letting them have it. It's too early for this man,
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  Speaker 1: This is too early for this right off break. You
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  Speaker 1: All right, Jay, you're here with a segment called thick
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  Speaker 1: book or thin book? Please explain or thin book. I
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  Speaker 1: have never written a book like my boss has several
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  Speaker 1: books three four four book three. I'm doing some research
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  Speaker 1: on writing book. You know, I need to know if
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  Speaker 1: this is gonna be a thick book or a thin book.
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  Speaker 1: So here we go, black friends that Donald Trump has,
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  Speaker 1: that'd be a thick book of thin books. That's that's
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  Speaker 1: that's that's all a matter of fact. You ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: do that. All you gotta do is play that video
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  Speaker 1: when he was out on that tom back talking about
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  Speaker 1: that goes my African Americans. That's the end of the book.
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  Speaker 1: It yea yeah, it's a flyer. Dance Tips by Master
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  Speaker 1: I think book right there, boy, because he gonna have
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  Speaker 1: by Junior What do you think a real thing? A
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  Speaker 1: real thin ja was like that? Jule pages? A couple
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  Speaker 1: of pages. I'm using it now. All thick A thin book, thick,
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  Speaker 1: a thin book. Cooking Tips by Shirley a volume, several volumes.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's on a paper top because and at the
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  Speaker 1: end of it, she gonna try to cook some turn
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  Speaker 1: into a TV show, Jay gonna turn to a fire.
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  Speaker 1: I'm hitting everybody. Here we go. Racing Tips by timing,
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  Speaker 1: tract and running. I'm hitting everybody, so get ready, I
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  Speaker 1: I think again? What is it? Thick or thin books?
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  Speaker 1: These are im? These are thick books or thin books?
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  Speaker 1: Books or thin books? Did I give you white women
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  Speaker 1: that have dated Jake? Is that a thick that's probably
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  Speaker 1: a thick book? Maybe I'm hitting it? What? What? What? Thick?
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  Speaker 1: A thin book? Comingy tips by Nick Cannon? You're throwing
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  Speaker 1: rocks by Jake. You throw rocks a cannon at Nick Cannon.
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  Speaker 1: That hurt another friend, Steve, we've locked. You ain't going
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  Speaker 1: on the shelf. No, I'll never be on but wilding
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  Speaker 1: out I never alright, alright, alright, here we go. Last one,
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  Speaker 1: last one thick, thin books or thin books? I guess
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  Speaker 1: I should pack up after this one. Thick a thin
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  Speaker 1: Hair tip by Steve hard He had a lot of
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  Speaker 1: hair and now he's now we got but we got
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  Speaker 1: the mustard, Now we got the beard. Now I got
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  Speaker 1: I got one last one for you, Jay, This ain't
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  Speaker 1: A bad morning shot? WHOA turned on me? Real quick. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: big lips are bad hills. He's on the roll now, James, Now, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what what what? I got one? Enough for Timmy, Uh,
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  Speaker 1: don't do it too too long to put it together?
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  Speaker 1: I know, I know you saw me trying to put
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  Speaker 1: it together and it ain't coming together and it ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna be Yeah, and then you're gonna force you. You You
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna say it with confidence. It ain't gonna flown. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: wife that do that? That I am here, I got one.
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  Speaker 1: I got one. When the joke takes too long by Junior,
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  Speaker 1: how about yeah he started throwing rocks at us. But
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  Speaker 1: you know, uh, all right, Jay, don't go to hit
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  Speaker 1: you though, Jay president of the the CEO of your team.
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  Speaker 1: It seems to me, Okay, Tom, Tom Joiner, will you
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  Speaker 1: take me back? If Jay's writing it thick Tom's writing it,
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  Speaker 1: nephew and the prank phone call. Come on that? Well,
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  Speaker 1: that's right here. This is all the fellas that go
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  Speaker 1: to the barbershop when the barber is cutting your hair
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  Speaker 1: and his is his private be pushing the chair. It's
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  Speaker 1: an awkward feeling. Most men know about this. This is
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  Speaker 1: the bar Do you know what I'm talking about? You? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I know exactly what you talk about. Man, You got
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  Speaker 1: to you gotta sit in the barbershop with your arms
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  Speaker 1: folded almost in your lap. But is that because his
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  Speaker 1: hands are occupied in your hand? Yeah? So he rotated
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  Speaker 1: the chair with his waist, Yeah, with his waist, man,
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  Speaker 1: and that you can't stand that. I can't stand that.
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  Speaker 1: That's crazy. It is the barbershop, Brady, How you doing? Man?
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  Speaker 1: My name, my name is Dennis Man. I got a
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  Speaker 1: haircut from you a couple of weeks ago. Hey, listen, Um,
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to get an appointment with you, man. Uh
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  Speaker 1: Like I said, I was there a couple of weeks ago. Man,
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  Speaker 1: my first time getting haircut from you. Did real, real
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  Speaker 1: good jobs. I want to say thank you for that.
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  Speaker 1: All right, not a problem, It's not a problem. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Do you have any um any time available on Thursday? Yeah? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: for sure, you come up to Thursday. What's what's what's
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  Speaker 1: your name here? Brother, Dennis Man? Dennis? Okay, Dennis. Why
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  Speaker 1: I can't see Dennis about about three o'clock, man, something
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  Speaker 1: of that nature. I mean, you know I'm on the
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  Speaker 1: work appormans. You know three o'clock you will be there. Yeah, okay, Hey.
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  Speaker 1: I got a little bit of situation though, man, that
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  Speaker 1: happened last time I was there. I kind of wanted
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  Speaker 1: to talk to you about it, man, because it kind
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  Speaker 1: of called me off guard. So I wanted to do
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  Speaker 1: how I let you man? And see if we could
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  Speaker 1: rectify the problem. For I came back up there. What happened?
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  Speaker 1: What's somebody dispect your something? I mean, what else to do? What? What? Um?
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  Speaker 1: It really wasn't something body, man, it was it was
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  Speaker 1: it was It was actually you me whoa? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: what's the here's deal? Man? When you was cutting my hair,
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: when it when it was time to turn the chair,
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: you didn't turn the chair with with with your hand man.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: See Brady, man, you you turned the chair with your
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: with your private part. Oh, come on safe thenis I mean? Dns.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: I'm a professional man. I've been doing this fifteen years,
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: bro right right. I don't think it's anything deliberate. Man.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: I think you just do it unconsciously man, because you
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: know you be leaning over on the chair cutting and
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: I think you don't realize. You know, you be turning
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: the chair with your private part instead of doing it
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: with your hand man. And see, my hand got caught
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: out there and I saw it out the corner of
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: my eyes. I saw your private part coming towards my hand.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: I moved it just in time. You understand, but not see, Dennis,
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: I'm not understanding something. But because I don't, I don't.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: We don't operate like that, mind, because you know I
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: don't make mistakes like that. But I mean, you know,
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: I don't know you. You're sure you're talking to the
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: right person, man, Yeah, I mean, ain't you the third
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: chair on the right when you walk in the door. Yeah,
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: that's correct. Okay, that what I'm talking about. Man, And
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: you cut me two weeks ago, and like I said,
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: I really like my hair cut, so I wanted to
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: call back and rectify this. But you know, you gotta
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: turn the chair with your head and not your pride part.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: If not, we're gonna have a problem. Okay, bro, Now
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: I feel it, and I understand you your complaint and everything.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not understanding what you're saying. But because
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: I don't do that, you know, I mean, we will
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: be glad to know what I'm saying. Get you another
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: cut or whatever you understand, man, You know, but I
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: don't move nobody around with my problem. Man. You know
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: that's just not being Okay. I understand what you're saying,
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: but I want you to hear what I'm saying. If
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: you put your private on there at all when I
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: come in there Thursday, then I promise you're gonna jump
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: up and we're gonna have a problem. Well, let's see
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: not now now right there, And I'm not I'm not
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: feeling that jump up having a problem because you know,
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: you don't really know me like that. Bro, you know,
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm trying to be a professional here and
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: and solve your little issue that you got your understanding.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: But all this jumping up and stuff you're talking about doing,
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm trying to come in and get
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: a nice hair cut and walk out with a nice
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: hair cut. What I don't want to do. It's come
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: down there, you're lean old, put your private part where
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: I got my arms in my hands and I got
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: help you. Now, that's what I don't You're from the outline,
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: you're starting. You're touching the wrong, talking about what you're
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: talking about. I'm teuching you wrong. You touch me wrong
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: two weeks ago when you put your private on my hand. Man,
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: I don't want to touch you. I can tell you
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: feeling and say what I don't think you're talking to man?
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: You know, hey, dog, all I'm trying to say, you know,
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: the brother trying to come in and get his hair
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: cut and walk out feeling like a man, and not
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: walk out feeling violated man, because you didn't turn the
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: chair with your private part all up against my head
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: in my elbow and stuff. Man, you know what I'm saying.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: You know I'm trying to talk to you, but now
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: you don't run me wrong. I ain't no punk flying here,
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: and you understanding it ain't no punk flying that didn't
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: keep it off my hand. Let me tell you something.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: We won't fee over here. You ruin your stupid so
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: he's gonna tell you right now. Just you understand me
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: and look quicker. Play over here. This is salon, it's
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: a barber shop. I hear what you're saying, but let
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: me explain something. You are you using your hips and
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: your private section like a paying ball machine. And I'm
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: gonna tell you right now I will put something on
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: your Come understand me. I play. Come on, dude, I'm
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: just trying to come and get a halt cut. I'm
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: trying to get a hair cut and walk out of
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: there like a man. Feel it like a man. I
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: be open you. I'm gonna open you with a boy
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: to a station here now now, now, come on here.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: You know I do something to you which you want
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: to be. This ain't salon. This is a barber shot.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: You understand me. Understand Hold what I ain't got time.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying damn out. I got somebody to have
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: a cut, right, I ain't time. Un you drum back,
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: you're gonna come over here to to splay. I bet
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: you didn't go. I don't do it? You feel you
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: know what mean? You? Man? You come up, come on,
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: recognize yourself and you come up to you put your name. Okay, okay,
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna put my real name on my shirt. Then
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: you want to know what my real name. That's what's up.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: That's what's up. Okay. Then you might want to you
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: want you want to know what name gonna be on
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: the shirt? I want to know what? Right then the
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: name on the shirt is nephew Timmy from the Steve
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: Harpy Morning shown. Say oh, man, say bro my bad man. Hey, hey,
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: I got one more thing to ask you, man, what
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: is what is the baddest and I mean the baddest
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: radio show in the land? Man, watch your pelvis? Man,
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: why you moving? Oh? All you barber's out there? Come on?
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: Turning in the chair with your hand which showed me junior.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: Let me. Yeah, they be cutting, you know, maybe in
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: your head. But then when they're trying to rotate that
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: wait wait, listen video they're cutting. Then all of a sudden,
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: he's a hold off for the rotate and then they
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: trying to wish like that and your hand be right there.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: So ten times of that per hair cut. Hey man,
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: we got problems like hula hooper. Yeah you know what
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: I'm say, Yeah, yeah, yeah, moving them Yeah, some female barber, Oh,
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: come on, hula hoop me. I love female barbers. This
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: is how I know. I had a bad hair cut
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: one time. I was at a white club and it
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: got y'all out, who cut your hair? You know? Coming
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: out more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this,
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. We're in the
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: middle of this segment called I'm Becoming My Parents, and
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: Jay and Steve Harvey are are letting us know that
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: they're saying things to the same thing. We haven't come
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: up with nothing new. You got one set. You got one.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: Scratch on that wall is a scratch on yours? You
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: better say it. That's me now, a scratch on that wall.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: There's scratch on ye ye, rank scratch on that wall.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: That means you really want to scratch on you behind
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: that wall. How about this? I don't know if it
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: could be done, but I damn never got beat to
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: what I thought it was gonna come up. I will
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: beat all all the black hawk you're I will be
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: like all the black down that you standing in that frigerator.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: Don't like your bought? What's got? What's the time living
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: on that? No? You gotta get in and get out.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: I like it. Somebody needs to tell me why all
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: these lights is on? I need to know that. That's
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: my husband. Yeah, I need to know why all these
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: lightses on? Yeah? I love it. We're becoming our parents.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: I'm tired called junior. Yeah, okay, this this is dedicated
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: to calling. This is Pat Boltner's love. Mama. Huh. If
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: you can humm me, you can hear men. Everybody to
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: make me crack. If you can hum, you can hear me. Oh.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: Mama was a heavy, little heavy, you know, let heavy
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: on the stocky side. So this is her pattern. Don't
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: make me run after you, and she couldn't run anyway,
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: but don't make me run after you. You know you
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: didn't want that. Let me gonna walk back in take
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: this because it ain't gonna be nice. This one is
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: dedicated to Shirley's mama, Miss Helen. Sit down. Everyone has
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: seen you, you too, but yeah you did. Putting on
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: little show here that you get out of this room
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: looking in my mouth when I talk, because it ain't
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: nobody talking to you. This is this is grobl Yes, Ja, yes,
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: we are becoming our parent. Steve looking down my throat
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: wide talking what you got Steve, keep on, keep on
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: acting cute. See how cute your daddy? Thank you when
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: you get home from work? Who slick get in here,
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: slick on, cut out all this cute. Okay, your mama said, yeah,
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: and your daddy hit Hall introduced with Steve with more
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: of today's headlines. All right, you got to introduce her, Steve,
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: Well you just did it. And Blazi gym and miss
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: and is here with more today's headline. Go ahead, miss Anne.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: I will thank you very much. Everybody, Here we go.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: This is a trip everyone. Lawsuits from various quarters are
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: being prepared this week and answered to President of Trump's
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: National Emergency declaration, Many wondering if there actually is some
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: urgent crisis, though at the southern border. Since the President
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: seemed to contradict himself, I could do the wall over
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: a longer period of time. I didn't need to do this,
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: but I'd rather do it much faster, and I don't
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: have to do it for the election. I've already done
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: a lot of wall for the election twenty twenty, so
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: he said he didn't have to do it anyway. Since
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: the emergency declaration allows Trump to siphon money off from
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: programs already okayed by the Congress to build that border wall,
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: the result could be disappointment or even anger if money
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: is taken from a project that the army or that
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: a lawmaker promised to constituents. We'll see what happens there.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: Senator Tammy Duckworth tells ABC's This Week that the whole
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: situations were of I don't want a type of government
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: in place where we're playing these tip for tat games.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: It should be one where we serve the American people
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: by coming to a consensus and where we're headed. This
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: division is not acceptable for our form of democracy. However,
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: Trump advised, as Stephen Miller says, the President is ready
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: to defend his position by the way. Lawmakers in El Paso,
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: Texas were proved a resolution last week before the President
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: visited that border town that said quote, el Paso County
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: is disillusioned by President Trump's lies regarding the border and
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: our community all pass Those legislators say violent crime dropped
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: there by over sixty percent in the years leading up
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: to two thousand and seven, and that the wall wasn't
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: built there until a year later. The Mayor of Portland,
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: Oregon ted Wheeler calling for an investigation to the text
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: messages sent between a Portland police officer and the head
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: of the racist group called Patriot Prayer. According to the
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: Willamette Weekly, Lieutenant Jeff Naya allegedly conspired with Patriot Prayers
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: Joey Gibson to help the right wing group while it
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: continue to engage in several violent clashes with anti racist demonstrators,
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: and mayor calls the text messages disturbing. He has the
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: community members have long express concerns about polices of their
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: police pro right wing bias during demonstrations. Okay a court
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: in ABC News Chicago, cops want to talk to Journey Schmalett,
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: who says that he was the victim of that racist
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: and homophobic attack a few weeks ago. The report says
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: that two brothers considered persons of interest at one point
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: in the case, have been released from custody without charges
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: and that they're cooperating with the authorities. And now TMZ
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: says the case is going to be presented to a
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: grand jury next week. Looks like there's another teacher strike
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: in the horizon, this time schedule for Oakland, California. Tops
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: of the weekend box office a lead of Battle Angel.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: We've made the biggest mistake of your life, underestimating who
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: I am. By the end of day, thirty six point
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: five million dollars. Now back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: You're listening to show? All right, listen, guys. According to
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: a new study performed by giftcards dot Com, dating is
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: making us go broke. Dating is making us go broke? Okay,
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: really and yeah, that's what the survey said. This is
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: getting married. Well, this was a Paul Steve of over
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: a thousand people. It was revealed that single people are
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: spending an average of one hundred and forty six dollars
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: per month on dating. Way more than that isn't low.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: That's nearly seventeen hundred and fifty dollars a year. Admittedly,
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: people in a relationship only spent spend slightly less than that,
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: at one hundred and thirty nine dollars a month, and
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: married people get off the cheapest of all. If you
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: can call one hundred and thirty dollars a month cheap. Really,
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: if if you been in one hundred and thirty on
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: a date, that's your girl ain't got no ambition, she
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: ain't really try to do much that she ain't got
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: no goals for herself. For no one hundred and forty
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: a month a month on a date, man, that's just
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: the movies. Total good. But I'm just gonna have to
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: say this, then say, if we're spending one hundred and
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: forty six dollars a month on dating, First of all,
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: you need to make show you got jack one girl,
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: because did one forty six throw in your ass into something?
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah for thirty days? Yeah for thirty days. You you
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: really gonna have to make sure you got one good now. Secondly, man,
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: you got to really be thinking of something else to
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: do for it. Let's sing of it. Let's get out
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: of our age groups and think of it younger like millennials,
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: this is probably and how often do they? They may
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: be saying if you're going two dates and yeah, for
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: the millennials and for me, the movie it's the same.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: Pat damn popcorn don't change. So it has to save
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: up a lot for this day, right, that's one for Yeah,
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: that's and that's just one day. Yeah, can't I say
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: this though, I mean, look, that is what it is. Yeah. Look,
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: you gotta spend money when you're dating, you do. Yes,
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: you know, every date can't be a Netflix and chill.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: This ain't going with everybody. Come on, man, I'm very ambitious.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: You got to set your wine and dyne money to
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: the side and get to wining and get you dyne. Yeah,
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: you know, it ain't got to be that much sometimes, man, y'all.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: Just hey, baby, let me pick you up. I'm gonna
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: do a little picnic. Get you sell some chicken. Yeah,
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: and just gone somewhere, spread a tablecloth out and have
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: a picnic. Man, women would love that girl he threw
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: a picnic. What does the least amount of money you've
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: gone out on a date with churches about fi five dollars? Yeah,
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: you've gone out on a date date with five dollars.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: I met a girl one night in a club and
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: I had like eight dollars. Denny's was crossed the street
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: from Spats. We went to Denny's. The grand slam was
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: dollars ninety nine. Who would I let her eat the
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: dollars ninety nine? I had a greal cheese sandwich and
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: a whole lot of water. We'll have more of a
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: d Harvey Morning show. Yeah, right after this. You're listening show?
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: All right. Yahoo is reporting, guys, a new pole that
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: finds fifty nine percent of couples say that they suspected
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: their partner of cheating. If they suspected them, they would
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: discuss the matter with them rather than jumping to conclusions.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say that again for the lates. Okay, fifty
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: nine percent of couples say that if they suspected their
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: partner of cheating, they would discuss the matter with them
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: rather than jump been too conclusions. Okay, cool, Let me
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: ask you a questions, Shirley and Callum, No, let me
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: ask you a question. Just listen to this question. If
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: you suspected your husband of cheating and it was not
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: on the internet, nobody knew, none of your co workers,
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: it was not It wasn't made public. If you suspected
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: your husband of cheating, would you bring it up calmly?
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: Would you bring it up with anger? How would you
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: do it? Probably? All of the above for me, without
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: the calm though you already nowhere. I'm coming bigger all
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: of that, All of the above for me, without the calm. Anger.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: If I suspected that not yet? No, Well, I mean,
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: if you had suspicions, you ain't have no proof. You ain't,
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: you ain't heard nothing, You ain't got no pictures, ain't no,
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: ain't on internet, and none of that. But Steve, you
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: know we have intuition. You know we have intuition. Disappointing
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: to you, mister Harvey, I don't know. I'm just trying
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: to see what y'all would do. I don't really And
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: and the word discussion I have a problem with. There
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: will be no discussion. Well all, you gonna just find
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: out on your own first, like little c s I,
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: And let me ask you a question. Suppose you discovered
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: that you were wrong about him and that he wasn't cheating.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: What happens at that point, Oh, then I'm apologizing and
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: begging to his forgiveness, begging for his forgiveness and threatening
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: him he'd better not do it. You see what happens.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: Yet God in his heart, you gotta do that. Yeah,
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: you apologize for your wrongdoingly, you know, make it up
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: to him. You know all of that. Wow, that's a man.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: Any more questions, We're here for it. No, y'all's answers
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: is short and yeah and truthful, and there's no one.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: There's no one in between, ain't no. You know that's
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: I don't like talking to y'all. Were you expecting something else?
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: I don't know what I expected, but that wasn't it.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: You've obviously been through this before. I'll tell you what
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: I found out. Though I'm fired out, I ain't fired
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: up to have a discussion. Once they find out, I'll
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: cheat this, it's all. You're ugly ass sitting up here.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: Got the cheat? No, you did, But Junior, don't you
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: know that money changes things? Yeah? How you get the
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: nurse that was before? Look at you now see Tommy
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: saying dang Junior, like you can't believe Junior called himself ugly. Tommy,
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: You're ugly? No, I am not, and I gonna let
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: you bring stop doing that you go listen twenty eighteen.
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  Speaker 1: You're not gonna do this. I'm not. I'm gonna tell
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  Speaker 1: the truth and truth thousand naden. Are you fine? No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not no fine, and I'm not off. But I
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  Speaker 1: you're not fine, and I'm not hugging. But listen to me.
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  Speaker 1: If you're not fine, then by a lone ship, what
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: you think that is? Why didn't do that to him?
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: I don't know why tell me to keep thinking he
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: cute but you're not cute. I didn't say I was cute.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just saying I'm not. Listen to me. Listen to me.
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  Speaker 1: You do not looks great. Trying to get a mirror
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  Speaker 1: not strange. I'm tell me you are. You look strange.
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  Speaker 1: All everybody, all the men in our family, we're strange
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  Speaker 1: looking from the side. Look't have phone with the time
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: and when you accept it, tell me that he's never
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  Speaker 1: going to accept that. You guys know that I'm not
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: I'm not doing it all right, we're speaking of you're
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at the
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: top of the hour, right about four minutes after it's
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: today's Strawberry Letter. But right now it is time for
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: the Nephew, the King of Pranks, with today's prank phone call.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: What you got, neph You ain't married? Huh you ain't married? An,
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: I'm just like everyone ain't married. Watch me work running cat. Hello. Hello,
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Brian. Yeah, how are you doing? Brian?
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: My name is Daniel. Wanted to give you a call today?
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: You got a minute? Yeah, okay, listen, Um you're you're Brian? Um, Brian? Right?
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: You're married to uh to Alfhia Yeah? Hello hello yeah
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: yeah yeah, that doesn't mean that's my wife's Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: got a question for you. Hello. You guys been married
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  Speaker 1: going on nine years now, we've been married? Now, who
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: is this? My name is Daniel? Were you um? Were
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: you guys married a Greater New Missionary Baptist Church in
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: the Sea? Yeah, yeah, yep, yep, that's the name of
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: that church. Yeah, great, bout nine years? Yeah that's right.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: Why what's going on? What's asking me all these questions? Fuck? Okay,
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: do you remember the minister that officiated your actual wedding ceremony? Yeah? No,
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: uh right, yeah, okay, I got the right person. I
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: wanted to make sure I had the right person, Brian.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: So I'm I'm sorry if if it seemed a little
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: weird to you. Here's here's what's going on. We've just
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: come up with a new discovery a lot of information
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: that Reverend none of his credentials are true. Everything is false.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: He's not a minister at all, he never was a minister,
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: and every single wedding ceremony that he officiated is basically
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: null and void. So and I hate to be the
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: bearer of bad news, but you and Alphea, even though
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: you think you've been married for nine years, you guys
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: are not married. No no, no no, no, no, no. You
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: gotta have the wrong person, because then then we got
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: we got married by nine years ago. And what I'm
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: telling you is he he never was ordained. He's never
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: been an ordained minister. He's not a minister at all.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: So when he performed this ceremony, you're a wedding ceremony,
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: he had no right to be doing that. You guys
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: are not are not married. You know, you guys have
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: been living in sin for nine years. Hold on, hold,
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: hold on that. Let me tell you something. I ain't
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: been living no man, my wife we have been married
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: for nine years. And that man he's a preacher. I'm
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: telling he's a preacher. I hear, I'm preach land Funday, Sir.
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: As of today, he has no right to be in
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: anybody's pulpit. He has no right to be officiating, whether
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: it's weddings or funerals, no matter what it is, christenings
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: for children. He's not allowed to do that. And we
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: have officially stopped him from doing anything serving under as
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: being a pastor or a minister. We have stopped that.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: But what I want you to know is that you
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: have been living in sin and you don't you We
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: want to try and get you guys married as soon
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: as possible, so you're not living in sin. Oh no, doc,
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: I have been living in those sins. I have been
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: married for nine years. This woman ship been taking care
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: of me and my kids for the past Wait. Wait,
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: wait a minute, way, you guys have children. Yeah, yeah,
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: we have two two kids, two beautiful kids. Okay, then
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: those kids are bastard stafford on let me tell you something.
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: My kids ain't no baskets. What about your kids? Your
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: kids on basketts? No, sir, my kids, my kids were
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: born in wedlock. Your kids have been born out wedlocks.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you that man did my service, and he
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: is a preacher. He's a man after God's old heart himself.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: He hasn't done everything that he come for me and
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: my family. He is a preacher. So I know it's
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: hard for you to to to swallow the truth, but
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: I want you to know, and I need you to
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: be able to tell out Fiel that you guys are
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: not married and not as of right now. Now no, okay, Solder. Now,
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: back in the olden days, but before all these all
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: these colleges and stuff came came about, you telling me
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: that they're men baking old days, that they weren't no preachers,
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: that they wasn't meant men after the cloth? Is that
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: what you're saying to me? What are you? What are you?
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: What are you? What are you getting at? Sir? What
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to say is back in the older days,
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: baking the twenties and thirties, they didn't have all these
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: colleges and all these degrees and stuff like these new
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: preachers got these days. That man now he was from
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: back then, and God called them and that's what they
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: went on too. And all the people that they married
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: back then they did the same thing today. You don't
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: need know the greed to say that you're a preacher.
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: You don't need no life to say you're a preacher.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: Me and my wife will been maried for nine years.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: My kids have been born in wedlock. We were married,
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: we were mad for my friends and family day was
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: all there, sir. The bottom line is that that you
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: have been living in sin because you have not been
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: married with your wife for the last nine years. And
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: your kids, I hate to say it, your kids are bastards.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: Now on. Now I've told you, don't say nothing else
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: about my kids said, I ain't no custom, But don't
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: push me. My kids ain't no bassors. You understand me,
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: You don't get mad, sir. I'm trying to give you
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: the truth and try to get you in here and
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: get you married so you will not be living in
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: sin any more than what you are. I'm living in
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: no sins. Look now, you don't make me whoop your ass.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: You understand man, My wife we have been married for
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: nine years. Don't shoot up here called me talking about
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: the way. Ain't man that that man ain't gonna feature
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: you understand? I get out of my phone. You that's
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: my life. Those are my kids. They have been born
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: in red lits. Do you understand, sir? Sir? I just
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: wanted to call and give you the information so that
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: you could probably stop living in sin. That's all I
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: wanted to do. I ain't living an none sin. That's
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: what I just told you. You ain't hitting me. I
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: ain't living a no sin. Maybe anyone that's living up
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: some sin. Now, you ain't got nothing else said to
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: me that man if Nevers nine years ago, they get
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: your ass on my phone, Sir, sir, So I have
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: one more thing, one more thing I'd like to say.
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: You ain't got nothing else to say to me. You
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: ain't get though ass off my dam's phone? Now, do
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: you understand me? I ain't got time for this publicly, sir?
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: Can I say one more thing? What you gotta say
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: on me? Now? So? I just wanted to let you
• 51:49
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  Speaker 1: think put you up to this. Tha got me to
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• 52:36
  Speaker 1: really past us, you know, but they'd be marrying people.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: You know that going that happens a lot. You know.
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: They just then called themselves a minister and they are
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: minister and that's not high spo works. You know. You
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  Speaker 1: keep on. This is pranking. This is pranking in his
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• 53:26
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• 53:30
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• 53:34
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  Speaker 1: this one today. Come on there, buckle up, hold on tight.
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  Speaker 1: We got it for you. Here. It is the Strong
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  Speaker 1: Barry letter. Subject he wants me but not the children,
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: hear Stephen Shirley. I am a forty nine year old
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: female married to a forty nine year old man. We
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: have five children and five grandchildren. Here is the problem.
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: My current husband, He says, I have I have five
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: children and five grandchildren. Okay, oh, okay, Here is the problem.
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: My current husband is not the father of my children.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: I married this man when my children were young, so
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: he's been in their lives for a very long time.
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: My youngest son just graduated from high school and we'll
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: be going away for college. So now my husband thinks
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: that we are done raising children and from now on
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: it will be us, the two of us. He has
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: said that that we don't have to worry about the
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: kids anymore because they are all grown and have their
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: own lives. So am I not supposed to? So am
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: I not supposed to be involved with my children since
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: they are no longer living at home. My children range
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: from ages thirty two to eighteen years old, and all
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: five of them live in different states. I want to
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: see them and my grandkids as often as I can.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: In fact, I'd like to move closer to them. My
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: husband does not want anything to do with them, period.
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: He doesn't want to visit them, and he doesn't want
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: them to visit us. He said that they don't need
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: to come for the holiday. What the hell? He really
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: thinks that because they are adults I am supposed to
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: forget that they exist. I understand that these are our
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: golden years and we should be enjoying quality time together
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: and traveling the world, but our travels should also include
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: trips to see my children. If he's really serious, I
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: may have to spend my golden years alone. Stephen Shirley,
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: can you please help me? Well, your letters started up nicely,
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: so I'll put it like this. Your husband, I'm sure,
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: feels like he's done his job and it's over. These
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: were not his kids. He raised them anyway. He's been
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: in their lives since they were really young, so he's
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: done and not being their biological debt. Like I said,
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: the ties are cut. He has no connection really to them.
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: It seems he cut them off and his concentration is
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: now on you and you guys the future together. He
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: wants to live, he wants to live his life, you know,
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: and do all of those things. But now I think
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: that he's being very unrealistic when he says the children
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: he doesn't want the kids to come and see you,
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: or he doesn't want you to go see the kids.
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: How is that? I mean, really, that's a bit unrealistic,
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: especially if it makes you happy to see your kids.
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: You're his wife. He should want to see you happy
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: and do those things that make you happy. I mean,
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: it's very unrealistic to say that. He really thinks that
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: because they're adults, you're supposed to forget that they exist. No,
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: that's not the issue, and he knows that's not the issue.
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: They are grown and they are living their own lives.
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: That part is definitely true. But you guys got to
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: come to some kind of compromise in terms of when
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: you see the kids and when you go see the kids,
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: even if you just go by yourself, you have to
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: see your kids. These are your kids, Steve, you're a parent.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: Now he wants me, but not the children. Okay, that
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: I can relate to. I don't want mine either, though, God,
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: and on any day between the seven of them, you
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: can come give folks just like that. So that much
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: I understand. But we are parents. You're forty nine, your
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: man's forty nine. You got five children and five grandkids.
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: He's not the father of the kids. Your youngest son
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: just graduated high school going away to college. So now
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: your husband think that we've done raising children and from
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: now on there to just be the two of us.
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: He has says that we don't have to worry about
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: the kids no more because they all grown and have
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: their own lives. Okay, are you kidding me? You really
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: think that's how it goes? Do you know that you
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: are a parent for life, for life. You may not
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: be a husband or a wife for life, but once
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: you become a parent, you're a parent for life. Now,
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: there are some good ones out there and they are
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: some bad ones out there. I got it, you, sir,
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: are about to turn into a bad one because you
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: don't get it. You are in your goal and years.
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: You said that late in the letter. Your kids are
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: from thirty two to eighteen. All of them live in
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: different states, and you want to see your kids and
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: your grandkids. Matter of fact, you want to move closer
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: to him. Your husband don't want nothing to do with them, pig.
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: He doesn't want to visit them, and he doesn't want
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: them to visit us. He says, they don't need to
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: come for the holiday. That's what the lady type don't
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: need to come for the holidays. What the hell? What
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: the hell is right? Come on, man, are you for real? Bro?
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: You're gonna just act like you never met these people
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: like you. You, they meant nothing. He going to college.
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: I said, he gotta come home. He's not ready to
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: live on his own. And I got that. The kids
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: range from thirty two to eighteen. Man, do you know
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: how much advice they need? So how much help they need?
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: Financial support they need? Come on, man, that ain't how
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: this work. Man, you crazy? And he don't want them
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: to visit. He don't want them to come for the holidays.
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: What the hell he thinks that because they are adults,
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: I'm supposed to forget the day exist. That's the craziest
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: part of them. You gotta be nuts. It doesn't work
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: that way. It's crazy for you to think that. Come on, man,
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: I understand that these are our golden years. You ain't
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: be forty nine hell golden. But if that's how you
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: want to look at it, okay, cool, and we should
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: be enjoying quality time together and traveling the world. Plans
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: should also include trips to see my children. If he's
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: really serious, I may help spend my golden years alone.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: We will be back in what you say, Steve, I
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: will all right. We will be back at twenty three
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: after with part two of Steve's response, too, he wants
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: me but not the children. Right after this, you're listening
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: all right, Steve. Here we are part two of today's
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter. The subject he wants me but not the children. Wow. Well,
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: the youngest one and graduated. The boy is five kids,
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: none of them he is now he going while they graduated.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: They're gone. We threw with them. They out. He's saying, No,
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: they have their own lives. They're adults. They should be
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: able to make it on their all. I want to
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: see my grandkids as offer I can. It's what the
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: woman says. In fact, I want to move closer to him.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: My husband doesn't want anything to do with them, period.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: He don't want to visit them. He don't want them
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: to visit us. He said they don't need to come
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: for the holiday to him, and ladies said what to him, No,
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: we don't come for the holidays. What is Christmas about? Exactly?
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: He really thinks that because they're adults, I'm supposed to
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: forget they exist. I understand that these are golden years
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: and we should be enjoying quality time together and traveling
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: the world. But I traveled playing to the call trips
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: to see my children. He's really serious. I may have
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: to spend my golden years along Stephen Sherley, Can you
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: please help me? He wants to check out. In essence,
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: he wants to check out. He wants to say that
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  Speaker 1: I've done my duty. I raised these kids to the
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  Speaker 1: best of my ability. I've contributed, and now they're gone.
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  Speaker 1: That's it. I'm chilling. I wish that was the case.
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  Speaker 1: But honey, why don't you want to see the kids?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, did something happened? We've already seen the kids. Well, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you've seen them since they were young. I mean, and
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  Speaker 1: they live their own lives now. I saw all I
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  Speaker 1: needed to see when they was here. I'm tired. I've
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  Speaker 1: been working, paying bill, putting kid to college, and were
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  Speaker 1: covering up dream I bought that Born than Carbon machine
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  Speaker 1: all that, and honey, we appreciated so much. But these
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  Speaker 1: are my kids. I have to see them on the holidays.
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  Speaker 1: That's what the holidays are. Four families. Holidays, Yes, family
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  Speaker 1: like Thanksgiving, like Christmas, Like Thanksgiving like Christmas. We ain't
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  Speaker 1: going down now. I've already made arrangements for them to
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  Speaker 1: come here. They fend here here to the house. I'm
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  Speaker 1: you know, getting the big Christmas tree and everything. They're
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  Speaker 1: just got ready to We just got rid of the
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  Speaker 1: damn boy. And what the hell you're inviting them back for?
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  Speaker 1: They don't think we won't them. Well, he has to
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  Speaker 1: have somewhere to go when he's out of school for
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  Speaker 1: Christmas break school, aren't we? He downed that one of
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  Speaker 1: the men in National school. But he I want him
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  Speaker 1: to come home. I missed them. I carried them for
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  Speaker 1: nine months. This is my blood. See, you raised and
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  Speaker 1: the kids to be none but chumps right here. He's
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  Speaker 1: a great kid. He's in college now, great kid. Were
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  Speaker 1: let him feed for silf gond make it. You know
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  Speaker 1: he ain't gonna get a job. Wow, I don't understand.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you were so good with them when they
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  Speaker 1: were young and helping me raise them. Now all of
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  Speaker 1: a sudden, it's like, who are there? I don't know?
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  Speaker 1: You just outing the day? What do you mean you
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  Speaker 1: were counting the day till they got out this house?
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  Speaker 1: But you were so good. They call you daddy, You're
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  Speaker 1: not even there. She never gonna call me daddy called.
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  Speaker 1: They can't find that. Well, you know, I just wanted
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  Speaker 1: to let you know that I really appreciate that you
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  Speaker 1: were there for me, there for my kids. I know
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  Speaker 1: you do. Baby, I appreciate now I won't you be
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  Speaker 1: here for me? Well, I am here for you, but
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  Speaker 1: I'm also all you all the time. All that the
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  Speaker 1: mom days over with? No, the mom days are never
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  Speaker 1: over with. They is they don't. No, they're not they No,
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  Speaker 1: they're not called. You keep inviting them back leaving where
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  Speaker 1: they had. Girls. These are my kids and this is
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  Speaker 1: my house too. They're coming home for the holidays. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I put my foot down. Get here. Were you fighting
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  Speaker 1: them back over for the holidays? It's being here. We
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna we ain't gonna be able to put a
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  Speaker 1: tree up. We're gonna put a tree up right over there, Bud,
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  Speaker 1: When are you you put a tree up over there?
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  Speaker 1: And then all these people coming to the house, we
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  Speaker 1: will be decorated. It's just five kids and five grandkids
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  Speaker 1: and there's about ten people. Look at the little room. Well,
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: then maybe we need a bigger house because I'm not
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  Speaker 1: getting rid of my kids. Bigger house. Yes, it's a
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  Speaker 1: bigger house, girl, the girl, we can finally out all
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  Speaker 1: the people out of here here. We need a bigger house.
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  Speaker 1: It's just for a few days during the holiday's Honey,
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  Speaker 1: we don't want to sing Christmas Carol? Yeah, no, matter
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  Speaker 1: of fact, I won't just how stage saying side so
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  Speaker 1: they they already outgrowed it. And who's gonna we need
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  Speaker 1: a bigger house? Who's gonna help me cook? That's what
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  Speaker 1: we love doing that, me and the girls cooking together well,
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  Speaker 1: preparing Christmas dinner and Thanksgiving dinner. Huh, you ain't help.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna stop your damn Joe, the woman that you
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  Speaker 1: don't try to slide in. If you can cook, we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna end the damn woman in the letter can cut
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  Speaker 1: even the letter try to slide in? And who's gonna
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  Speaker 1: help you cook? That we've been trying to find out
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  Speaker 1: s two thousand. I don't know what the little Mexican man,
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  Speaker 1: what nest the black dude? Sr you Steve? Are you
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  Speaker 1: still the man in the letter? Make up your mind.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not man in the letter, but what you try
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  Speaker 1: to slide in with a cooking compliment by yourself and
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  Speaker 1: I don't even let you do it. The surely you
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  Speaker 1: can't cook. Who's gonna help me cook? Anybody? I'm speaking
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  Speaker 1: as the woman in the letter husband who hates kids now, like, no, damn,
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  Speaker 1: and why is that? What did they do to you
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  Speaker 1: that I don't know about? Because it seems like to
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  Speaker 1: me you were getting along fine with them because you
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  Speaker 1: was never there. Oh, you never knew what was going
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  Speaker 1: on behind them? Gold what are they gang up on
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  Speaker 1: you or something? Say you're not having that one night
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: and that board to eighteen year old boy. He caught
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  Speaker 1: me on my side and he climbed up, only he
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  Speaker 1: was choking me. Oh wow, Yes, she didn't go about honey,
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  Speaker 1: this is gonna be so much fun. Come on now
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  Speaker 1: for a few days. No, okay, I can I can't
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  Speaker 1: do it. Okay, I can't messle my holidays. What am
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: I supposed to say when they ask me where's their dad?
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  Speaker 1: Where's dad? And that you know they call you dad,
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: where's daddy? What am I supposed to say? You ain't
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: gonna say nothing called they ain't gonna be in here?
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  Speaker 1: All right, We gotta go, We gotta get out of here.
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  Speaker 1: my girls surely coming out more of the Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Show.
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  Speaker 1: All right, here we go with something funny. So Steve,
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  Speaker 1: now what does this? Women always beat men at arguments.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: We know this, but they do because they do things
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  Speaker 1: that men don't do and are incapable of doing. Here's
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  Speaker 1: some reasons that you'll never win an argument. How about
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: the first one you need to understand and above all else.
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  Speaker 1: They don't forget what nothing? They don't forget a dub gone,
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  Speaker 1: you let it go? She said, I forgive you, but
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: she banked all that information. Women have the biggest hard
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  Speaker 1: drive in their brain created IBM. Ain't got nothing on
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  Speaker 1: a woman's hard drive. Baby with sports that. Yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: can't erace their hard drive. It's locked in forever. Remember
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  Speaker 1: your nineteen ninety eight that when I got that number
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  Speaker 1: of your pocket, it was kind of number that your member.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: It was another You know what we do? We delete information? Right? Yeah?
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: Oh you bet. The men get it off our phone, computer,
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: everything they don't they don't delete. Why do we do that?
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: That's stupid. It's called evidence, babies. I'll tell you another
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: thing they got. They got a picture or ever, Yes,
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: even if it ain't a photograph, it's a mental image.
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  Speaker 1: They got you. You know, women come off and don't
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  Speaker 1: say here's another one, and don't say you didn't say something.
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  Speaker 1: You're right you didn't say it, but your text And
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: guess what you're dumb ass forgot here? It is right here,
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: I got it. I saved you. Here's another reason women
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  Speaker 1: always win it, because women don't care if you answer
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  Speaker 1: or pick up their phone. They don't. They don't know.
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  Speaker 1: They don't. You know why because all you gonna find
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: it's pictures of shoes, recipes, baby pictures and hand styles.
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  Speaker 1: You're right with me, exact no ever did on the
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  Speaker 1: damn no, no, ain't look at it three seven six five.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have any Here's another reason you can't win
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  Speaker 1: an argument because they can see who you call it
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  Speaker 1: on your phone from a mile away. They can. I
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  Speaker 1: don't damn what kind of protective screen you got on there?
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  Speaker 1: The black one that you can't see from the side,
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  Speaker 1: So who is she scary? Here's another reason you can't remember.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: You can't win an argument why because they remember exact dates,
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: exact dates, with the details with your head, what you
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  Speaker 1: was eating, what car you was in, ye, where you
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  Speaker 1: was sitting, breathe it out Jay breathe it out. Another
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  Speaker 1: reason you can't win an argument with a woman. You're
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: ready without even setting it up. They laughed for each
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  Speaker 1: of time. They don't have to caller? Where was I yesterday?
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  Speaker 1: At my house? Immediately watching we have to we're watching
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  Speaker 1: the Atlanta Housewise, I gotta call Jay Hunk. I was
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: with you and I got to say something. And here's
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  Speaker 1: the other reason you can't win, because they have one
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  Speaker 1: put down that no man has ever been able to top.
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  Speaker 1: Here is to put down they use. Stop acting like
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: some little old girl, except they don't use girl. Does
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  Speaker 1: she just called me after that? You're shaking to the car.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: You can't come back like right now, you just stuck
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  Speaker 1: on that. I'm acting like some little old girls. But
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  Speaker 1: they don't say girls. But they don't say girls. Now
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  Speaker 1: you open here. All you hear that? We went again
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  Speaker 1: that argument. You ain't got no more points. Actually you
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: was winning the argue. We know how to shut it down. Wow, man, Yeah,
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: because they don't come back, You got no comeback. But
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: let me tell you something, ladies, Yes, you should never
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  Speaker 1: say that to your man. I've never because because words
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  Speaker 1: cut really deep, and once you cut a man so
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  Speaker 1: deep how do you fix that? And I know women
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  Speaker 1: who have used that on their man a lot, and
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you it's hard to come back for that,
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: because men I come back for that is well okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I know. Somebody don't think I'm
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  Speaker 1: the little girl, yeah, because what that's that's the ultimate
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: insult for man. You're just a little old girl. Man
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  Speaker 1: can't come back from that. And when you do that
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  Speaker 1: to a man, you damage when you say tom ouch, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that one hurt, right, Just how your woman really feel
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  Speaker 1: about you. What's bad is when you see a guy
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  Speaker 1: get done in public like oh, I don't when you
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  Speaker 1: see his lady do that to women public like that
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  Speaker 1: hurt women see that women women don't like. Yeah, women
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  Speaker 1: don't like to see a woman belittling her man in public.
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  Speaker 1: We don't. I'm seeing it. You ain't gonna leave me,
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  Speaker 1: I've seen it. Yeah, you acting a little all right? Hello,
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: you're listening show. Well, it's time for something funny and Jay,
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  Speaker 1: this is about stuff you say to your neighbors under
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  Speaker 1: your breath. Please explain. This has to do what we
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: see our neighbors all the time. We're not that fond
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: of them. Sometimes so we speak, but under our breath
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  Speaker 1: was saying little things, a little little insulting thing like, hey, hi,
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  Speaker 1: do you need to keep jack keeping it? Keeping it?
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  Speaker 1: One hundred? You got one jack Jay? How are you doing?
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  Speaker 1: Are you my man? You need some curtains? How you doing?
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  Speaker 1: Franklin's good to see it. Hope that boys stay home
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  Speaker 1: this time. It takes vacations. Let's see us. Come on,
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  Speaker 1: nephew Perkins, how are you good? Good? You should do
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: something with that damn boat you've been having restriction? I done, Skennedy, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: I done across the street us damn dawn kill? How
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: you guys doing the jake too? Stupid ass kids have
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: with Yeah. Stuff we say to our neighbors under got
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  Speaker 1: to be sick. Come on, Smith's good to say it
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  Speaker 1: all right now. I wouldn't be pushing my mom a deadlows.
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  Speaker 1: She got to do something. Three hey, how are you good? Good?
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  Speaker 1: She can stop your fat as wire from swimming naked on?
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  Speaker 1: Probably the hell out my dog missing? Yeah? How you
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  Speaker 1: got folk claws on block and don't know no more?
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  Speaker 1: Four cards head yard is a mess. Stuff we say
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  Speaker 1: to our neighbors under our breath, Come on, ski well us, boy,
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  Speaker 1: I see you have a good one the day. So
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: glad that he cut my grass. He killed my flowers.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: He spoke to me and cut my grass. Wow, that's bad.
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  Speaker 1: That's dragon right, Hey Johnson, it's good to see y'all.
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  Speaker 1: All right now, man, no, now we good? We good?
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  Speaker 1: Say right now, I know a baby when to eat paper.
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  Speaker 1: I know that baby eat paper. You gotta tell me
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  Speaker 1: no more. I know that baby eats pipers. Baby, he's
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  Speaker 1: smart at all. Now you't gonna bring them now? Were good? Stuff? Mathday? Stuff?
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  Speaker 1: We say to our names under my breath. Tommy, go Leonard, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: nice day to day? Good good? Wasn't good last night?
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  Speaker 1: Damn police? Know you said you called them? Stuff? We
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: say to our neighbors under our breath. Herman, how y'all doing?
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  Speaker 1: Tell me y'all put y'all mommy in a hole? Say that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: black people don't do that. Hey, mister mit Jo, what's
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  Speaker 1: going on? Yeah? I'm good. You don't see that dog
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  Speaker 1: doing your y'all. You just don't see you don't stuff?
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  Speaker 1: We say to our neighbors under our breath, We stop curtains.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't Casien's going on? All right now? Ain't the end
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: that that damn line. He ain't killing that way too much. No,
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know how they touched both their stomached.
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  Speaker 1: All right now, I'm good man, Come on, nephew. Stuff.
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  Speaker 1: We say to our neighbors under our breath, Kindly, kindly,
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  Speaker 1: y'alls looking good, looking real good, and come over with
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  Speaker 1: this lyne though you come over, I'm telling you that
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  Speaker 1: you know what damn you know, you know my si,
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  Speaker 1: you know your damn side. That property line means something invisible,
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  Speaker 1: but it means something, you know what, lin Man, that's
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  Speaker 1: my line. All right, I think we have time for
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  Speaker 1: two more Jay, and then Steve. Close it out. Stuff.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: We say to our neighbors under our breath. Let's go, hey, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: what's going. Yeah, I'm good, I'm good. I'm good. Who
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  Speaker 1: whip that night? You gotta do a fun yeah? Okay, yeah,
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: come on, Steve, close it out? Stuff we say to
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  Speaker 1: right right out Sydney. Hey, could invite me over to
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  Speaker 1: Little Stinks, Barbet and everything. I know, I know you
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  Speaker 1: ran out of room. I love it. You're listen Steve
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, here we are, and it's time
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: for another edition of comedy Roulette. Jay, Please explain before
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  Speaker 1: I explain tonight Alex Thomas at the j Spid Comedy Tusda.
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  Speaker 1: I love Alex. It's great, dude's funny. Only comedian I
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  Speaker 1: know the words gloves. Why I don't like d Here
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  Speaker 1: we do you take U four subjects, put them on
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  Speaker 1: a wheel, spun the wheel, wed stop. We all four
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  Speaker 1: of us will do the damn thing. That's how good.
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  Speaker 1: Well spun the wheels, spun the wheels, spun it around,
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  Speaker 1: all right. Number one? That doesn't look like no fall
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  Speaker 1: down not to me? Okay. Number two? How you got
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: a sixty inch wide screen and no place to sit?
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  Speaker 1: Number three? How you've got weed money but you don't
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: have any gas money. Let's do that, all right. And
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: here's the last one. Hold on to your valuables because
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  Speaker 1: blank is coming over. People, all right, James Spinnett, Wait
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  Speaker 1: a minute, all right, this is where it stopped. Guys.
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  Speaker 1: That doesn't look like no fall down not to men. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that don't look Let no like no, don't that don't
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  Speaker 1: look like fall down down? How you get a knot
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  Speaker 1: in the front and the back of your head, don't
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  Speaker 1: look that's not a fall down. Wow, you ain't been
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  Speaker 1: to the skate ring in twenty years. You're talking about
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  Speaker 1: you fail, no like, no fall down? Not to me
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  Speaker 1: if that's if that's a fall down? Why is it
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  Speaker 1: a knuckle prints across your fead? Why that's something that
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  Speaker 1: don't make sense? Though? Dog, you fell on somebody's hand. Well,
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  Speaker 1: that don't look like no fall down, not to me. See,
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  Speaker 1: hows got them teeth prints around? How he do that?
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  Speaker 1: Ying his mouth? So that's a fall down? Not okay?
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  Speaker 1: Why isn't choke marks around your neck? So you mean
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: to tell me that the redness of it you talk
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: about to find it, they're like an infection to me, though,
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  Speaker 1: that look like no fall down. That so you're trying
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  Speaker 1: to tell me you fell on one eye and that's
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  Speaker 1: why that one's black. You fell on but both eyes
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  Speaker 1: is even. So I don't understand. I ain't nothing hurt,
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  Speaker 1: but that one eye just explained? This to me look
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: like your phone. So let me get this right, all right?
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  Speaker 1: You fail? Then all your teeth fell out all I'm done,
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  Speaker 1: last one, every last fell out your mouth. You one
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  Speaker 1: way in the back, all the way in the back.
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  Speaker 1: Then you frown. Put them put all them teeth in
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  Speaker 1: a zip block. Bad all right, well, thank you guys.
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  Speaker 1: That is comedy roulette for today. We'll be back with
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  Speaker 1: more of the Steve hard Morning Show right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to show. We're in the middle of this
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  Speaker 1: segment called I'm Becoming my parents, and Jay and Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey are are letting us know that they're saying things
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  Speaker 1: to the same thing. We haven't come up with nothing new.
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  Speaker 1: You got one, Steed, you got one. Scratch on that
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  Speaker 1: wall is a scratch on your hand? You better say it?
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  Speaker 1: That mean now for a scratch on that wall. Scratch
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  Speaker 1: on yeah, yeah, scratch on that wall. That means you
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  Speaker 1: really want to scratch on you behind If you scratch
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  Speaker 1: that wall, play how about it. I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: it could be done, but I damn never got beat
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  Speaker 1: to what I thought it was gonna come up. I
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  Speaker 1: will beat all all the black hawk you you said
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  Speaker 1: that I will be all the black don't know you
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  Speaker 1: can go down that You standing in that refrigerator dough
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  Speaker 1: like you bought. So what's I got it? What's the
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  Speaker 1: time living on that? No, you gotta get in and
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  Speaker 1: get out. I like it. Somebody needs to tell me
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  Speaker 1: why all these lights is on. I need to know
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  Speaker 1: that that's my husband. Yeah, I need to know who
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  Speaker 1: all these lights is on. Yeah, I love it. We're
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  Speaker 1: becoming our parents. I'm tired called Julian. Yeah, okay. This
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  Speaker 1: this is dedicated to Carl. This is Pat Bolton's love mama. Huh.
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  Speaker 1: If you can hum me, you can hear me. Man
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  Speaker 1: about to make me cry. If you can, you can't
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  Speaker 1: hear me. Oh, this is the mama was a heavy,
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  Speaker 1: little heavy, you know heavy. I'm gonna stock aside. So
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  Speaker 1: this is her pattern. Don't make me run after you,
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  Speaker 1: and she couldn't run anyway, but don't make me run
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  Speaker 1: after you. You know you didn't want that. Let me
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  Speaker 1: gonna walk back and take this because it ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: be nice. Make a run. This one is dedicated to
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  Speaker 1: Shirley's mama, Miss Helen. Sit down. Everyone has seen you
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  Speaker 1: and you do it too. You do everybody putting on
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  Speaker 1: a little shot that get out of this room. Looking
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  Speaker 1: in my mouth when I talk, because it ain't nobody
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  Speaker 1: talking to you. This is this is grouble folk. Yes, Ja, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: we are becoming our parent Steed looking down my throat
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  Speaker 1: wide talking what you got Steve, keep on keep on
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  Speaker 1: acting cute see how cute your daddy thank you to
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  Speaker 1: get home from work. Who slick, get in here, slick
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  Speaker 1: the cut out. All is cute? Okay, your mama said yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and your daddy hit home, right Steve coming up closing remarks,
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  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening Steve Morning Show. All right, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: last break of the day, take us home with something good.
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  Speaker 1: Closing remarks, Well, let's go. I think I should keep
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  Speaker 1: it on the upswing for everybody again. I want to
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  Speaker 1: just talk to you about what it really takes to
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  Speaker 1: make it, what it really takes to make it. Now. Look,
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  Speaker 1: I can, oh, you know, sit here and tell you
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  Speaker 1: a bunch of stuff that you know, sound like I'm
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  Speaker 1: really into public speaking, and I know all of what
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about, and all is here in YadA, YadA YadA.
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  Speaker 1: But at the end of the day, what people really
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  Speaker 1: want is real simple things that they can do to
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  Speaker 1: make it. People want to be successful, man, they really do.
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  Speaker 1: They don't They don't want to not know what it's
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  Speaker 1: like to be happy, to be free, to be successful.
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  Speaker 1: They want a simpler how should I put this? They
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  Speaker 1: want somebody to explain it to them and simplify it.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I'm trying to say, well, guess what, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if I'm the person that's qualified to make
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  Speaker 1: it the simplest. But let me tell you what I do. Though,
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  Speaker 1: If you want to be happy in this life, if
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  Speaker 1: you want to be successful, you're gonna have to develop
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  Speaker 1: a couple of things. Now here's the thing that I
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  Speaker 1: want you to understand. Most people have what it takes
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  Speaker 1: to be successful, but if it does not start with
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  Speaker 1: the belief that you can be successful, you can never
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  Speaker 1: bring out the qualities in you of success. Listen to
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  Speaker 1: me again. Everyone has it in them to be successful,
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  Speaker 1: but if you don't bring them out, and that starts
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  Speaker 1: with the belief. If you don't have the belief that
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  Speaker 1: you can be somebody, that you're worthy, that you're qualified,
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  Speaker 1: that you're capable. If you don't start with that basic belief,
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  Speaker 1: it can never happen. So first things first, in order
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  Speaker 1: to be successful and happy in this world at whatever
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  Speaker 1: level you're talking about, happiness, success is for you, it
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  Speaker 1: has to start with the belief that it is for you.
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  Speaker 1: I believe that I should be successful. I believe that
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  Speaker 1: God wants me to be prosperous. I believe that he
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  Speaker 1: comes to give you life and give you life more abundantly.
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  Speaker 1: But you've got to develop some things, man, And the
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  Speaker 1: way to develop them is start with the belief and
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  Speaker 1: hang on to the belief so strong that these attributes
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  Speaker 1: develop themselves. Resilience. If you believe hard enough that you
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  Speaker 1: can be successful, that you can be happy, it will
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  Speaker 1: automatically start to cultivate this thing that's in all of us.
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  Speaker 1: It's called resilience. All y'all got it. Everybody got it.
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  Speaker 1: You are resilient people, All of us are resilient. Hell,
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  Speaker 1: if you can survive the projects, you resilient. If you
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  Speaker 1: can survive public schools, you resili If you can survive
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  Speaker 1: walking through gang neighborhoods because you still want education, you
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  Speaker 1: resili If you manage to get yourself a high school
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  Speaker 1: diploma or a GED, you are resilient. And the more
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  Speaker 1: belief you have, the more of these attributes you can develop.
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  Speaker 1: You got to be tough. You know how you get tough.
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  Speaker 1: You got to believe that you tough. You got to
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  Speaker 1: believe that you can hang in now when all is
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  Speaker 1: against you. That's how you get tough. You get tough
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  Speaker 1: because you keep facing the test and you keep passing them.
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  Speaker 1: But all of that, you came past the tests unless
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  Speaker 1: you believe you can. Y'all, don't hear me. All of
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  Speaker 1: you have an inner strength. Listen to me, man, Don't
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  Speaker 1: you know even a homeless person has an inner strength.
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  Speaker 1: What is it that gets a person to live under
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  Speaker 1: bridge or live in a refrigerator box or live in
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  Speaker 1: some of these homeless encountments. Do you know what really
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  Speaker 1: makes them live there? Because they have an inner strength.
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  Speaker 1: It's still some fiber of them that's telling them to
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  Speaker 1: hold on. Because if it wasn't, everybody would just get
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  Speaker 1: rid of the self. Everybody would end it. But you
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  Speaker 1: know why people don't end it because you really do
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  Speaker 1: have an inner strength. It takes something to be homeless.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody can make a mistake, man, and wind yourself up
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  Speaker 1: in a situation. For homeless people have an inner strength.
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  Speaker 1: They have a toughness. It's tough being homeless, man. They
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  Speaker 1: have a resilience because for some reason they just won't
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  Speaker 1: give up. And even though we judge them when we're
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  Speaker 1: driving by, look at them sitting on that corner just
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  Speaker 1: asking for money. They didn't gave up. No, no, it's
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  Speaker 1: another form of giving up. But I'm telling you, even
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  Speaker 1: in your darkest moments and your lowest points in your life,
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  Speaker 1: you have resilience, toughness, inner strength. I got news for you.
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  Speaker 1: It can help develop your faith because if you believe
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  Speaker 1: hard enough. The Bible says that faith is a substance
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  Speaker 1: of things hope. For that simply means that when how
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  Speaker 1: you develop faith, it's really the essence of it's is hope.
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  Speaker 1: Do you remember when you was looking you hope you
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  Speaker 1: got a bike for Christmas and you went out there
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  Speaker 1: one year to Christmas and the bike was under the tree.
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  Speaker 1: You remember when you used to hope you graduate from
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  Speaker 1: high school? You mess around and got a diploma. Did
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  Speaker 1: you remember hoping one day you get a job and
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  Speaker 1: now you're working. Faith is a substance of things hopeful.
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  Speaker 1: But if you keep hoping hard enough and believe that
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  Speaker 1: something can happen eventually, that hope turns into faith. You
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  Speaker 1: got to have dreams and visions so big that it
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  Speaker 1: dwarfs all your fears. This is how you make it.
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  Speaker 1: I hope you got what I'm saying today. All right,
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  Speaker 1: drop it, baby, drop it, have a break. Thank you.
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