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Comedy Roulette, Broke People, MTH, OCD Things and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know, y'all back
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  Speaker 1: a suit, looking back to back down, giving them more
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  Speaker 1: like the Millican buck things and its cubbing me true
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  Speaker 1: good it Steve hard to move to other Steve, Please
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  Speaker 1: don't you join join me? Be you doing me? Honey.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta turn hurting them you are you gotta turn
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  Speaker 1: to turn them out? Turn you got to turn them out.
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  Speaker 1: Then turn the water the water go. Come come on
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  Speaker 1: your tha got it? Uh huh? I sure will? I
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  Speaker 1: come on and everybody you are listening to the voice,
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  Speaker 1: come on dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: got a radio show. Well, okay, here we go. You
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  Speaker 1: know what's important, What's what can be a huge part
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  Speaker 1: of your success is if you if you find a balance,
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  Speaker 1: if you find a balance in your life. That's that's
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  Speaker 1: been very important for me. And I've really never phrased
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  Speaker 1: it this way until now, but I was kind of
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  Speaker 1: thinking about it after my wife and I mean, we
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  Speaker 1: set up one night recently. Man. You know, I often
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  Speaker 1: come on here and this is kind of an inspirational
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  Speaker 1: moment of the show, and I try to remind people
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  Speaker 1: about that most important relationship between you and God. And
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  Speaker 1: that's that's the apex of it. That's that's the that's
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  Speaker 1: the top of the crown. You gotta form the relationship
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  Speaker 1: with God. If you don't, everything else struggles. It's hard
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  Speaker 1: to be a good husband without God. It's hard to
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  Speaker 1: be a good family man without God. It's hard to
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  Speaker 1: be successful without God. Man, it's hard to be hard
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  Speaker 1: to get through this thing called life without God. So
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  Speaker 1: that's clear. But at the same time, you can't talk
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  Speaker 1: about God twenty four seven. You got to go to work.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, man, let's just be real. I ain't I
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  Speaker 1: ain't your past, and I ain't at your church. But
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  Speaker 1: let's just be real about it. You know, if people
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  Speaker 1: tell you got to keep your mind stayed on Him
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  Speaker 1: and all like that, that's that's a true statement. Got
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  Speaker 1: to keep your mind stayed in that area. I don't
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  Speaker 1: not here to tell you how to live, but you
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  Speaker 1: got to keep your mind stayed in that area of God,
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  Speaker 1: of doing the right thing, caring about people. That's what
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  Speaker 1: I took it as. Now, I could be wrong. I
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  Speaker 1: apologize if I'm not saying that the way you've been taught,
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  Speaker 1: I can only do me now. But after that, you
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  Speaker 1: got to go to work. You got to have some fun.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta take care of your business. And that's the
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  Speaker 1: balance you have to find. So it once you focus
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  Speaker 1: on shooing up your relationship with God, you got you
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  Speaker 1: gotta balance this now. Now, you got to allocate some time.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care who you are, for your family. If
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna have a family, you got to allocate some
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  Speaker 1: time for them. See, we can't just marry these women
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  Speaker 1: or make these kids and then neglect them. And fellas,
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  Speaker 1: especially if I'm talking to me and out him, ladies,
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  Speaker 1: you can listen to. But listen. If you find yourself
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  Speaker 1: struggling in your life, man, and you can't seem to
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  Speaker 1: get it together, Let's just go over a couple of things.
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  Speaker 1: The first two things, if you find yourself struggling, you
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  Speaker 1: can't seem to pull it together and reach your goals
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  Speaker 1: and get to where you want to go. Let's just
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  Speaker 1: do a check how is your relationship with God? And
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  Speaker 1: then next how much time are you taking to allocate
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  Speaker 1: for your family? Now, your family don't always live in
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  Speaker 1: your house, but if you made them, they yours and
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  Speaker 1: the responsibility to them is never lessen because you don't
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  Speaker 1: stay that no more because you and the girl broke up.
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  Speaker 1: You and the woman don't speak a man that don't
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  Speaker 1: ever release you from the obligation. Feel me when I'm
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  Speaker 1: telling you this now, because I'm not telling you something
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  Speaker 1: I'm wondering about. I've had to live through them years.
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  Speaker 1: So two things you can start looking at. If you're
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  Speaker 1: not where you want to be, and you ain't, you
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  Speaker 1: ain't really solid. You can't figure out why you keep
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  Speaker 1: spending your wills. Have you just done a random inventory? Man?
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  Speaker 1: Have you just checked on your relationship with God? Have
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  Speaker 1: you checked on the time you're spending dedicated towards your family,
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  Speaker 1: your children that you've created. If them two things is
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  Speaker 1: out of saint man, that I can tell you right now,
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  Speaker 1: you can go on and get to explain in yourself
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  Speaker 1: away just like that, A man, how come you ain't
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  Speaker 1: where you want to be? Couz man, I really ain't.
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  Speaker 1: But if you really ain't, then you really ain't. The
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  Speaker 1: third thing is you got to allocate the necessary time
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  Speaker 1: for your business. You got to handle your business. All
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  Speaker 1: of this, man is the way it works, and the order,
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  Speaker 1: the order is God first, family second. Then you got
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  Speaker 1: to handle all your business. But as me, and this
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  Speaker 1: is what we do. If I don't handle my business,
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  Speaker 1: I can't take care of my family. True statement. But
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  Speaker 1: if your business is in front of your family, you
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  Speaker 1: out of order. Nah. That's all we're talking about, now,
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  Speaker 1: ain't it. See that's that's all we really saying here, now,
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  Speaker 1: fellas you know, you know, I mean, I mean, come on, man,
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  Speaker 1: you know, let's let's have a real conversation about being better.
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  Speaker 1: You know, if you have created these children, you got
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  Speaker 1: to handle your business. You may not like the girl
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  Speaker 1: no more. You and the woman might have broken up,
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  Speaker 1: y'all might go your own way, But what that got
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  Speaker 1: to do with the child though? Man, you got to
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  Speaker 1: handle of your business. They got to know who daddy is.
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  Speaker 1: That's your obligation, man. And God ain't letting you off
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  Speaker 1: the hook for that. Try it, Go ahead and try it,
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  Speaker 1: and thank you. Gonna get off the hook with that,
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  Speaker 1: because you're not man, You just not. I'm sorry, man,
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  Speaker 1: dog Steve, Why are you coming like that? Because I
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  Speaker 1: did it like that. I did it, man. I was
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  Speaker 1: over here trying to reshape my life, getting myself up
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  Speaker 1: on my feet when I was a homeless man and
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  Speaker 1: trying to come back man, I thought I had to
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  Speaker 1: take care of me first and then so I can
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  Speaker 1: neglect it careing about them kids. Man, that ain't high work. Man.
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  Speaker 1: God kept us knee on my neck for a long
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  Speaker 1: time for that one right there, until I finally learned
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  Speaker 1: the lesson. Hold up, man, put these phone calls in,
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  Speaker 1: Go spend some time, do something, And then it started
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  Speaker 1: turning around for me. You know, I can't beat there
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  Speaker 1: all the time because I am out here on the
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  Speaker 1: ground in the hustle. But at the same time, Man,
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  Speaker 1: some more phone calls, some more letters, some moohaha, he
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  Speaker 1: he's something. Then take care of your business. Man. You
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  Speaker 1: got to work hard to be successful. You know. Sometimes
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  Speaker 1: I don't put that in there. I just live in
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  Speaker 1: and I expect my sons to emulate that. But I
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  Speaker 1: gotta talk to him all the time. How hard you
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  Speaker 1: got to work to be something. It's all out of
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  Speaker 1: salt on it. Man. If you gotta target in mind,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta go. You gotta wake up every day trying
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  Speaker 1: to get there, and you can't get tired of it
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  Speaker 1: because it's it's it never ends. You're gonna always be
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  Speaker 1: this way. That's how life is designed and set up.
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  Speaker 1: You got to be a hard worker. Man. If you're
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  Speaker 1: always looking for some time to chill, and man, I
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  Speaker 1: wanta go do what I want to do, you ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna make it. In order to be successful, you have
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  Speaker 1: to do a series of things that you're uncomfortable doing,
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  Speaker 1: and work is the thing that most of us are
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  Speaker 1: uncomfortable doing. It's so much easier to chill, man. I
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  Speaker 1: wish I could kick back with a cigar man all
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  Speaker 1: the time, but I can't, Man, I can't because I
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  Speaker 1: got to work. Then, the last piece of the balance
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  Speaker 1: balance piece is you gotta take some time out to
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  Speaker 1: enjoy yourself. But if you ain't where you wanna be,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't got a lot of time to enjoy yourself.
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  Speaker 1: Quit thinking, man, that this balance is even. It's a
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  Speaker 1: whole lot of God, a whole lot of family, a
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  Speaker 1: whole lot of business, and a little bit of chilling.
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  Speaker 1: The chilling can't be equal to the family, the business,
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  Speaker 1: or your God. If the chilling is equal to any
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  Speaker 1: of them, you ain't gonna make it. Quit chilling, man,
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  Speaker 1: and go to work like a man. Do what you
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  Speaker 1: post to do. Work on your family, work on your relationship,
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  Speaker 1: work on your God, work on your business. And then
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  Speaker 1: when you chill, you might not chill is long, but
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  Speaker 1: you show gonna chill bigger, You're gonna ball bigger babies.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening now, I have your undivided attention. Please as usual,
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show is now underweight ten nine eight.
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  Speaker 1: Here we is, right it? Sam on long Crack. What's up? Shell?
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  Speaker 1: Hello Steve, it's here we are. Hello, Lea's here we are.
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  Speaker 1: Why are you always the English teacher on the show?
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  Speaker 1: But I'm saying we have English kids is going to
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  Speaker 1: school exactly exactly? What does that mean? Thank God? They're
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  Speaker 1: going to school and they're going to school to learn,
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  Speaker 1: not here we is. But they're not coming to radio
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  Speaker 1: to learn. They're coming to radio. Wait a minute, Wait
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  Speaker 1: a minute. They not coming to school to watch them.
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  Speaker 1: I said, they're not going to school to learn. Here
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  Speaker 1: we is. They're going to school so they can learn.
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  Speaker 1: Here we are when y'all listen to keys, when y'all
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  Speaker 1: get y'all gold, when you get where y'all going. He
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  Speaker 1: has not introduced you yet, sir, So I don't get
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  Speaker 1: the time. Why you got out the route? Wow? Man? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: got me messed up. We ain't here for years. I
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  Speaker 1: mean your favorite, that's your favorite verse. He is a
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  Speaker 1: ver action continue Steve, go ahead, uh Carlin for real,
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  Speaker 1: good morning here we is here, we are Thank you, Carlin,
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  Speaker 1: thank you, man, oh man, oh man, Ladi, and gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: the junior morning unc is here? We is, Carl, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: yes it is. If you time, ain't we here? Yes, suck,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, should here we are? We are here. Good
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  Speaker 1: morning every one, man, sounds beautiful. Greetings to all. That's
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  Speaker 1: just sound correct. Yeah, we don't even do that. Well,
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  Speaker 1: good morning, it's yeah, that's what it is. Tuesday. Huh. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: it's a great thing. Man. I feel good. I feel
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  Speaker 1: really really good. Oh good, Steve. I'm always happy when
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  Speaker 1: you feel good because yeah, you work a lot, so
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  Speaker 1: it's always good way. But you know this, sh I
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  Speaker 1: changed my attitude. I just really did. I just really
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  Speaker 1: really did. And it just helped me. Man helped me
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  Speaker 1: in a great way. So I'm feeling pretty comfortable. Man
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  Speaker 1: ready and excite it ready to give him a day
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  Speaker 1: off to a great start. I like work to do today,
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  Speaker 1: a lot of dreams to feel. Thank God for the
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  Speaker 1: opportunity to live yet another day and be giving the
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  Speaker 1: opportunity to wake me up so I can get one
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  Speaker 1: more day closer man to what it is he has
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  Speaker 1: me and boys been good so far. Ooh, I'm less
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  Speaker 1: all this. That's blessings up, blessings up, blessings. See, we
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  Speaker 1: get to do every day for work. Jokes, it's an
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  Speaker 1: honor and a privilege. It is radio. Joe y'all cut
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  Speaker 1: a microphone talk for a living for real. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: you ain't digging pipes, laying down nothing. You ain't back
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  Speaker 1: making nothing. No, no, get radio. All right, more of
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  Speaker 1: this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening Steven Show. All right, Steve, here we go,
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  Speaker 1: Jay Junior, tell me it's none of your business. Let's go.
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  Speaker 1: You want you see things Shirley from time to time. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and if you see it and it's happening, don't care
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  Speaker 1: what it is. It ain't you damn business. It's not.
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  Speaker 1: It's not at all. It's not at all. For instance,
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  Speaker 1: you and check you little church. Right. Yeah, somebody puts
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  Speaker 1: in a five. Yeah, they put the five plate, put
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  Speaker 1: the five in, and they they got a twenty. That
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  Speaker 1: got to do with the year. I didn't know how
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  Speaker 1: that hurt you tell why what is that could have
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  Speaker 1: been from last week? It might have been old. He's
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  Speaker 1: probably gonna have got it, James last week. The only
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  Speaker 1: one it is is if I'm sitting next to you
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  Speaker 1: and I just put the twinter, that's the only one
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  Speaker 1: you get. That twenty you get another twinter. But if
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  Speaker 1: you touch the twenty pund and then you gonna be
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  Speaker 1: in the pastors. Yeah, you got it, absolutely, absolutely, all right, junior,
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  Speaker 1: you got one. I'll tell you what. When the baby
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  Speaker 1: come out white and he pitched black, that ain't been nothing.
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  Speaker 1: That's none of you. And I say, I ain't even
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  Speaker 1: not say that. Let's go along with just go along
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  Speaker 1: with it that there ain't none of your nobody a
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  Speaker 1: matter of fact, just say what you know, I'm just
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  Speaker 1: saying that beautiful baby, that's a beautiful. Let me say
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  Speaker 1: this ahead, man, if you come home Earn and your
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  Speaker 1: daddy got on your mama blind, that you that ain't
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  Speaker 1: none of my bus Just back out out of black
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  Speaker 1: back come home Earn and your daddy got on your
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  Speaker 1: mama blind, you back back back out and make some
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  Speaker 1: noise that you got a co work that looks exactly
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  Speaker 1: like amble roll. Okay, but the next day, she Beyonce,
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  Speaker 1: I can't agree with that. Well I have come from.
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  Speaker 1: Don't worry about it, however, put it on out of it.
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  Speaker 1: I like that, all right. I got one of that. One.
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  Speaker 1: You know for a fact, your neighbor's lights are out,
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  Speaker 1: you know the out, Yeah, you know the out because
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  Speaker 1: he ain't watching TV nothing. It's dog over there round
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  Speaker 1: eight o'clock. But the next day you see him climbing
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  Speaker 1: that pole to try to get his lights back on.
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  Speaker 1: Is that you? Why are you talking for? What? For? What? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: What you're bringing out over that? Ain't got nothing to
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  Speaker 1: do it? Called like them all right? Then. One if
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  Speaker 1: you walk outside and see a cop put a boot
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  Speaker 1: on your neighbor's car, right, is that any of you?
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  Speaker 1: That ain't none of you? As long as you just
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  Speaker 1: gotta keep walking, keep walking. I'll tell you something else
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  Speaker 1: close to that too. If I'm out in the parking
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  Speaker 1: lot and a co worker mind that I do not
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  Speaker 1: care for, and I see somebody stealing his car, that
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  Speaker 1: immediately it comes none of my Yeah he killed. That
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  Speaker 1: transaction is complete. I probably ain't gonna say, give me
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  Speaker 1: more pleasure to go back in there and go man. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: But I just saw somebody drive off the car. I
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  Speaker 1: actually saw him buster one day. That's the pleasure. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it took five minutes of hot water when I set
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  Speaker 1: through the whole thing. If you don't like the go
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  Speaker 1: or you actually can't assist it, you ain't got to
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  Speaker 1: rush dot. I got one. I think we all haven't
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  Speaker 1: seen this one. I have seen somebody run through the
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  Speaker 1: parking lot at the airport, get to the airport, to
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  Speaker 1: the ticketing and then get in a wheelchair and roll
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  Speaker 1: right through with somebody pushing them. It ain't but I
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  Speaker 1: really want to say something. We was in Vegas one time,
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  Speaker 1: campbell all night and we was missing the flight. So
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  Speaker 1: when we pulling about the curtain, I told him I
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  Speaker 1: needed a wheelchair. They gave me a wheelchair. You know
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  Speaker 1: in Vegas, man, that airport line is. They took me
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  Speaker 1: to the front of security, the front of TSA. I
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  Speaker 1: stood up real ginger, put my stuff on the conveyor belt.
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  Speaker 1: They walked that wheelchair through. I went right on through that.
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  Speaker 1: The lady came back with the wheelchair. I see the
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  Speaker 1: trains now, I'm good. I got here right, No business
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  Speaker 1: you got here when you saw the trade. I got
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  Speaker 1: one I got one. That one. You're in the grocher.
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  Speaker 1: You see a lady, You see a lady. You see
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  Speaker 1: a lady, take a ham. I'm ti you take your hand.
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  Speaker 1: I'm in there ahead. He takes a ham, some chips,
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  Speaker 1: some solders, a pound of grapes, put them in her
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  Speaker 1: crotch and walk right out. Not in the bathroom. Is
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  Speaker 1: that your business? Does that bother you? No? That's strong.
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  Speaker 1: That's a strong crotch. A lot of stuff that's you crotching.
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  Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, I have to respect that.
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  Speaker 1: You put a ham, You put a ham and hold
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  Speaker 1: their hand. Weren't But yeah, that's all right, Yeah, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: that's wrong her number when you go kind of like
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  Speaker 1: when you see people go to the dressing room, they
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  Speaker 1: take five shirts and they go back there. But didn't
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  Speaker 1: they come back with one at your damn? But they
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  Speaker 1: look ye all right? Just is it's time for nephew
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  Speaker 1: Tommy's run that brank back. When we come back. You're
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  Speaker 1: listening to Steve Hary Morning Show. It is time for
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  Speaker 1: the nephew to run that prank back. This is my til,
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  Speaker 1: the neighbor. This brank is my til. Hello. Hello, I'm
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: trying to reach mister, mister Kenny's. Yeah, this is how
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  Speaker 1: you doing. I'm actually calling you from the seafood house.
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  Speaker 1: You you you came and had you. I waited on you.
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  Speaker 1: You came and had uh dinner over here the other name. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm about two nights ago. Yeah, I was your food.
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  Speaker 1: I was a service. Um, everything was good. Um, I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have any complaints. I always enjoy when I
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  Speaker 1: come there. Um, I don't. I never got a phone
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  Speaker 1: call from you. Got everything all right? Yeah? Yeah, everything.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm actually uh, I don't know if you're remembering
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  Speaker 1: me waiting on you, but I actually waited on you. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: how you doing? I'm good with Would you say, would
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  Speaker 1: you say that my service was was was pretty good
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  Speaker 1: enough to par Yeah? Like I said, man, everything was
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  Speaker 1: excellent every time I come there. The food is great,
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  Speaker 1: The service is good. Um, I have no complaints. Everything
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  Speaker 1: is is good. Okay, good good deal, good deal. Mister Kenney.
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  Speaker 1: Listen you you if you don't mind me asking, man,
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: if you really thoroughly enjoyed the service as well as
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: the food. And I'm assuming you you come here a lot,
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: so I'm assuming you you really like the food. That
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: we put out. If you don't mind, because if I
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: can ask you a question, if you don't mind, sure, okay.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: If the service was so good and you enjoyed everything,
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: why why why you? Why you took me the way
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: you did? Excuse me? Why did I do? Well? You
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: know you you you you didn't even even close to
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: ten percent? You know I would just I just you call.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: First of all, let me ask you something because I
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: don't remember giving my phone number write my phone number
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: down on any survey. I didn't. I've never taken a survey,
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: nor have I gotten a call from you guys. So
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: how did you get my phone number? Well, I'm just
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: giving a courtesy call, and I'm just curious about you know,
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: the courtesy. Hey, that's fine, but how did you You
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: didn't answer my question? How did you get my phone number?
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: Because I didn't give it to anybody there? So you
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: you you've done something that to obtain why I went
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: on it? I went on and the research and whether
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: it took to get a number, So yeah, I did.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: I You know, it was just a bother to me
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: that that you took me the way you did. Well,
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: it's bothering me that you calling me, uh in the
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: middle of the day asking me about a tip. First
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: of all, uh, you said how much? Did you say?
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: I tipped you? Yeah? I got five dollars tip and
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: your your meal was at least eight is something plus dollars.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: You you've done all this research and you got the
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: wrong number. You got the wrong damn number, because, first
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: of all, I took more than five damn dollars. I
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: used to work for kills, bro, so let me explain
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: that to you. I used to work for chips and
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: I know what it's like. And then five dollars is no.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: I mean you got the wrong tape. You don't done
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: all this research for no, no, no, you you you
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: mister kiddy. I waited on you. I'm kiddy, but but
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: you don't got the wrong kidding because CHI don't typical
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: damn five dollars. When I go, I balled, baby, I
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: go to the people will because I want to entertain
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: my people. You know what I'm saying. So I don't know,
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: but see see the problem I'm having. You know you
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: you you you bringing your people and you want a
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: ball and everything. But you you know you're balling with them,
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: but you short change in the waystyle. I ain't short
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: change of damn. Look you complaining about five dollars, I
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: give you five dollars. Get off the damn phone. Now,
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: would I give you five dollars for us? I don't
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: tip no damn five dollars. But I got plenty of money.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: I got plenty of money. I don't need you to
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: call me tell me how to damn kill. I told
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: you man, I used to work for TIMPs. I don't
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: need you to call me. You would think you would
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: think that if you would, you would think that if
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: you were somebody that worked for some tip that you
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: would know how to come in and tip. Somebody leaves
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: at least fifteen percent. Man, I can't even understand how
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: how you come in, you bawling, You know you don't
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: brought a couple of people with you, and you leave
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: me with five outs. Look here, man, I ain't leave you.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: I told your stupid I ain't leave you with no
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: five dollars. Man, I left that least twenty five dollars
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: up in that thing called hosting some people. And I
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: want to show my gratitude or something, and you calling
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: me like the wrong damn tip them out and the
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: wrong person you don't have got the wrong person and
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: calling got the wrong person. You missed it, Kenned. I
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: remember waiting on you and two other people when you
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: came in there. What when you in there with two
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: other people? Man? Who yell are you? How do you
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: know all my damn business? Anyway? Who who the hell
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: are you? Because I'm because I'm the one that waited.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: I didn't tell yourself the only way, the only way,
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: the only way we could really rectify it. Won't you
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: do this? Man? Won't you come back up here and
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: bring me the tip that I deserve. I ain't coming
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: no damn when I told you a matter of fact,
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: when I come up there again, I'm gonna look for
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: your You give me your name, and you give me
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: your managing name, because matter of fact, I'm gonna call
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: up there and come up there to day because I
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: don't appreciate you calling my damn phone by kill and
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: I know food and damn well, I killed good money. Okay,
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: we'll do this for me, Do this for meney. When
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: you do come up here to day, when you bringing
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: me my damn killing money, I'm gonna give you a tip.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you a till quick callusing people about it,
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: tip and maybe make some better service and you get
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: a better till. I'm gonna bring your till I'm bringing
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: you the tip of my shoe up, y'all that one
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: of my brain because you got I get into the
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: job today. If barbar Clark, I ain't look here, man,
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: it ain't no problem. That's perfect. Because I get off
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: at five, I'm gonna come down there. I'm gonna turst,
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna talk of your managers. Then I'm gonna hand
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: you the little that's your money, tip money you want tell,
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna whop your in the parking like. That's what
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do. I ain't and you know what, I
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: ain't worried about to get I want to tip. I'm
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: gonna get you a till quitting talking people by the
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: damn till that what you stopped doing. That's your till.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: You see you know, tissing me off now. So I'm
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: gonna come down there and I'm gonna who That's what
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do. Okay, then I'm gonna tell you you
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna do what the one need to do
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: to help you. All my time Hey, what a man.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: I ain't worried about nothing, because let me tell you something.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: If you whip the same way you timp, I ain't
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: worried about the damn thing. No, check this out. You
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: got the wrong number, but you got the right. But
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna come down there and I'm gonna let you
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: see what it is plaim. See how I try to
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: conduct myself in a nice matter and be professional. But
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: you know I'm about and you're gonna get it. I'm
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: got your till when I'm bot. You better weed. Come
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: come down there. Beat you. That's what I'm gonna do.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: You're gonna get the real I'm coming down there soon
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: as I get off from work. You better not bring
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: it down there. You bet you ain't got to worry
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: about me. I ain't your name. What's your name? You? You? You?
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: You gotta be in the paper? I remember your name?
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: What's your name? My name? Tommy? Tell me what because
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: I'm I don't tell me who? Nephew Tommy from the
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got Frank what? Hey, man,
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: this is a nephew timming from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: Your boy Richard got me to play for call you
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: d You know what, y'all, you gonna got my damn
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: pressure up. Man, y'all some steak I'm gonna I'm gonna get.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get both of y'all time, y'all, cause y'all
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: ain't right. Man. You got me houling in the day.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: I'm dealing my employees looking at me. Man, he ain't
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: gonna be me act like this. I'm gonna hill talking
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: about a meeting so we can get out of company
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: Christmas party together. Man, And you got me here, y'all. Man,
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: ain't kiddy, man, I gotta I gotta ask you though, Baby,
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: Come on, man, what is what's the baddest that? I mean,
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the land? This show? Man,
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: Hey Man, Heysten, take all the employees to the seafood house. Hey,
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: I'm scared to go down the matter. It might they
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: might be scared to go with me. It might be
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: a good sain of it. They're gonna be pulling out
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: they kills nine. We got it, man, y'all got me.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: Y'all coming up at the top of the hour, entertainment
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: and national news that's coming up right after this. You're
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, so guys,
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: let's talk about job increases. Now, hush, The medical field
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: is seeing the biggest increases in job raises. Didn't know that.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: While jobs in the medical industry have rising incomes, most
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: required an advanced degree that comes with high debt, shrinking
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: job wages and positions due to automation like computers and
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: robots taking them over. So I gotta ask you, well,
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you, guys, and then I'll ask you
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: a question. Which jobs made the list for best salary increases.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: Here we go, Steve, These are just for regular people, now, okay,
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: regular people with regular paying jobs by the same okay.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: Number one, Family and general practitioners. Okay, all right, they
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: make the best salary increases. Compensation and benefits managers that's two.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: Surgeons came in, number three, Number four psychiatrists interesting, yeah.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: Five airline pilots, co pilots and flight engineers. That's five
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: that saw an increased personal financial advisors. Number six, anesthesiologists
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: number seven, Yeah, they make money, they make good money.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: And number eight orthodonis. Exactly. I said these are regular people, now,
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: not true. I could do that. Ansteeology I can put
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: you put your butt under. I canna do that? Really
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: now you can't. Yeah, you're just hold that man's cuff
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: on the monk and they found dog dog. That's a
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: hard job right there. That the most important job because
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: you have to be precise. You can't have given you
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: got all of that. You gotta know exactly what you're doing. Yeah,
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: you gotta know what you're doing. You still think you
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: can do it, I can do it. Put you have
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: been put under. Yeah, I've been put on. Man. It's
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: the most amazing thing. You wake up, you feel like
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: you've been going like five minutes, yeah, twelve, I know.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: I went in to get all four of my wisdom
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: feel out and you wake up. Was like, we done,
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: You're done. Did you do it? And the teeth nothing.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: I got put under because I had four wisdom teeth
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: taken out. Ye one time and two screw implants in
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: my job, all in one operation. Because I told you
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: us to look, I'm not coming back in it. Yeah, yeah,
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: one time. But to take too much me. He put
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: me out, he said during the surgery. He said, first
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: time in his life. He said, you came to mister
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: Harvey and said I'm gonna need some more drugs. You know,
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: feel it. I wish there was a way I could
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: under my head and leave it at the dnist office
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: and come back and pick it up. So what Steve,
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: you couldn't You said you couldn't feel it. No, the
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: dentist told me that's what I did. Wow said the
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: first time I've ever in my career heard a person
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: wake up out of it and under anesthesia and then
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: request more. Wow, like you just a doctor, and I
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: just said, man, I gotta get this guy more because
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: he's conscious. And then you went right back and then
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: woke up and you were fine. He said, first I've
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: ever seen it him drugs. Man, I had an nsdgias.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: One time I was having a third to Redonda procedure
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: done and they'd be so happy though, they'd the happiest
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: people in the room. He came in blasted, I know
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: you won't to leave me, but if you read thought,
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: you will go if I have to. Man, he was
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: so funny, and they know I was gone. You gott
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: and they talked to you like where would you like
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: to go on vacation? And yeah, like that question. You
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: never Yeah, you drifted off and you wake up and
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: it's all over. Yeah, it is. It's a very RESTful sleep,
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: it is. Yeah, all right, Steve. Time for today's headline,
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, miss Anne trip. Thank you, Steve. Good
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: morning everybody. This is a trip. The focus in Washington
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: yesterday was on the House Judiciary Committee, as lawyers for
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: both Democratic and Republican legislators made their case for either
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: impeaching or not impeaching President Donald Trump. Daniel Goldman represents
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: the Democrats. The GOP's attorney with Stephen Castor, the President
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: placed his personal interests above the nation's interests in order
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: to help his own reelection efforts. Democrats seek to impeach
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: President Trump not because they have evidence of high crimes
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: or misdemeanors, but because they disagree with this policy. So
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: that's their positions. President Trump continues to refuse to participate
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: in any way, dismissing the House in Korea as partisan sham,
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: but Trump says he's willing to cooperate with the process
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: once the lands in the Republican dominated US Senate. Meanwhile,
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: official articles of impeachment are expected to be announced by
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: the House Judiciary Committee this morning, maybe as early as
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: nine o'clock Eastern time. One is expected to concern abusive
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: power as it relates to his alleged arm twisting of
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: Ukrainian officials to investigate Joe Biden, and another is expected
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: to be obstruction of Congress, referring to the Trump administration's
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: continued refusal to cooperate or honor Congressional subpoenas. Trump was
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: on the receiving end of some disappointing news yesterday. For
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: months of Trump administrations claimed that the Russian election meddling
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: pro was the deep state hoax designed to destroy the president,
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: that Trump was persecuted by form president Obama, and that
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: the real traders are going to be found out and
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: locked up well. The report by the Justice Departments in
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: partial watchdog on why the FBI began looking into Russia
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: in the first places found that there were some mistakes
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: made in the process, but that they were all minor,
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: not in violation of any laws, and not politically partisan.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: The Washington Post says, get this. Three White House administrations
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: have made the eighteen year old war in Afghanistan look
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: winnable to the American people when it really isn't. The
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: Pentagon says it never meant to mislead anyone about that
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: the World Anti Doping Agency has banned Russia from all
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: global sporting events for four years over alleged chemical cheating.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: Sad news from the World of Entertainment. Two notes. By
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: the way, the puppeteer who worked inside two of the
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: sesame seats most popular characters has died. Carol Spiney was
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: the man inside Big Bird and the Cookie Monster. That's right,
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: he was Cookie Monster. He was eighty five years old. Also,
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: actor Renee Albougnois also has passed. Albujnois was perhaps remembered
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: the best is Robert Gillam's tall, skinny immediate Boss and
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: Benson I Wish You Want was seventy nine years old.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: He also started the Star Trek, one of the Redos.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: He was like the Monster and some other kind of stuff.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: Now back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Everyone, you're
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Time for comedy Roulette
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: guys Jayson. Yeah, each week we could tested with a
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: comedy ability. Give us five subjects. Put him on a wheel,
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: Spin the wheel, wed stop what you got? All right?
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: Here we go? All right? Number one. Every time you
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: say something, they try to top. That's a good steps.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: Here's what you say. Here's number two. Number two, why
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: is your kids so fat? We do that, We do that.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: Number three people who go from zero to sixty's Tommy? Four?
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: Big girls with little men? Yeah? God. Number five broke
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: people who you don't know are broke until the check comes.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: Who's that send the wheel? Cats in the wheel? Oh
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: here it is. It is with you guy. People who
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: go from zero to sixty. My god. Working with somebody
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: like this, let me tell you it is a nightmare.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: And then they're from Houston. That's all I'm saying. I
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: ain't talking about the name they're from. Using everything is
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: a damn argument. Not that your voice with a high voice.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about? High voice, argument about nursing. Zero.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: We're talking I think you know any full blown hunting man.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: Good day, get dame? Wow, do you have one, Steve.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: A person doesn't have to be somebody you work with
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: zero on the sixty. Okay, Well, since we're talking about
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: people we worked with, I think Sherley, I think go
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: from zero sixty. Every time I turn around, she man
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: by someone that bulls always correcting you. You can't say
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: nothing wrong. Isn't it ain't this isn't I means soon?
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: Did you take something like she right there, like we
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: got to deal with that? Do you say something to it?
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: And she just started drawing. She started drawing right now
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: all of a sudden, and we're making a flower. It
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: don't really look like a flower. Dam flowers that look
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: like that anyway. Here on the sixty not only not
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: only zero to six, and once they reached sixty, they
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: shut down. They got nothing down that. Now, let's say
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: they quiet shut it down then after that, so you're okay,
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: we cool, No, we cool, No, no we all no,
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: hell no, let's just move on. No no, let's just
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: move No no, no, no no, let's just going to
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: do the show because that's comment right there. No no,
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: hell no, you get the attitude now, no no, no, no, no, no,
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: no here here fit it's always me. All right. We'll
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: right after you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right now
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: it is time for broke people. Jay tell us what
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: this segment it's all about. Please, Steve is gonna let
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: us know some things and brook people need to know
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: that should know about being broke, just just the way
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: they care stuff as Amber broke person. Yeah, as a
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: former well you know, with more expertise at broken. My
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: life was spent person. So yeah, the advast majority of
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: my life was spent as broke. So you know the
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: dudes announce I know all of them many, you know,
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: like first and foremost. You know, if we're getting ready
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: to go somewhere, just say you ain't got it. Just
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: let me know off the top. Don't don't wait till
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: after we're in the car and we at breakfast and
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: you didn't order, you didn't order it already, and you
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: know you ain't got no money. Just tell me up front,
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: A man, I ain't. I ain't got nothing. They wait
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: to the chick come, ain't scared because they didn't have
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: helped me know what I need to order. Yeah, you
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: in that order like you got it. So I'm in
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: here ordering like I got it because I got it.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: But now because you didn't order so much, I ain't
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: got it. Whish somebody that whispered, real like whispered, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: just get it to me so I know then I
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: can whisper for my order to the way I ain't
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: got to be all live, Give me exchange over the yeah,
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: throw that, throw that on that extra extra sausage. It
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: don't matter. It don't matter if you it is paying
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: for your food, if somebody m if somebody else is
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: paying for you food, don't over. They don't need You
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: ain't been at least act like you can. You don't
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: the men you order stuff, you don't know nothing about.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: What is that dessert over there that's on fire? I
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: like that? I like that? Can I had a dessert
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: to some fire? I like that? You know? What do
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: you mean? You know what? What are you referring to
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: the dessert that I saw him the five when I
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: first come in. Yeah, that's what I want. I like that.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: But you ain't got no damn money. But you just
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: older on. Here's another thing broke people can't do. If
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: you ain't putting no money in m stop making suggestion
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: about daddy full yes and and the vertigo. I don't
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: if you that's your daddy anyway? Oh you know he tripping?
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: Come on, he like blew his cassket all to be
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: blue when he can't see the cat in it anyway,
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: He ain't gonna see the house saying that is so true. Man,
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: that was a moment for right there. Yeah. Man, Now
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: you ain't got no money, right you broke. Somebody invites
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: you just you know, we'll look. I got you. Let's
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: go to the nails salige. Just go in there and
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: get your nails. Just go get your nails done. By
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: saying nothing about doing your feet and the massage room.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: You put looking back there after massage table, you're not
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: going back there. Get your damn nails done and put
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: some clothes, toe shoes on and going about your bills.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: Have no money, knowlled of a sudden, you're getting massages
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: and back rubs and face shows and got your shoes off. You.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: You getting two people on you at one time. I'm
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: sitting over here getting my nails done. You got two
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: people working on you at one time. Yeah, that makes sense. Man.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: Your boy needs you to do him a favor because
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: he working. Right. He got a job. His girl that
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: came to town. He can't get off. He said, hey, man,
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: do me a favor. Take my girl to the airport
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: in your car. I know, man, I'm asking you big favor,
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: but higg on the gas car man, put some gas
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: in your tank. That's nice. Now you're back there filling
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: up your gas tank. And now and now you on
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: all chick tune up. You're not not not all of
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: a sudden, your car in the garage somewhere on a
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: lilt for one airports you're listening to show coming up
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, right about four minutes
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: after the hour. Get ready for today's strawberry letter. Of course,
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: up next, Tommy, what you got? The postman always rings twice.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: The postman always rings twice, I said, exact same way.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: I thought it was Tommy. Stop. But Tommy's mouth wasn't moving,
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: and yours were the only thing that gave it away.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna try it again. The postman always rings twice.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: I make you sounded just like him that time. I'm running, Cat,
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: I'm not hearting this job. Let's go, Let's go, cat Doc. Hello, Hello,
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Carlos. Said my name, Benny Man,
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: Benny Phipps. Hey you, I want to make sure I
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: got the right person. You You you worked for a
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: post office, right? Uh? Yeah, okay. Do you deliver mail
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: off of Murphy Road? Uh? Sometimes? Yeah, yeah, okay, I
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: live it. First of all, I wanted to make sure
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: I had the right postman. Nah, it's been brought to
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: my attention that there's a postman that has been shopping
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: by my house. And I'm what I'm not understanding is
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: why are you bringing mail to my door opposed to
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: just putting mail in the mailboxes on the street where
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: everybody got their mailboxes at What you say, is there again?
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: I live at Murphy Road, perfect road. Yeah, I deliver
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: over there. Uh, but he sain't delivering package at your house. No,
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: I said, you've been bringing mail to my house in
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: the poll. Here's what I'm trying to tell you, Carlod.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: My wife is at home all day, she don't work.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: And my understanding is you've been stopping by there on
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: more than one occasion on a daily basis. You're coming
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: by there two three times, you know. But what I'm
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: understanding it ain't no mail being brought over that. I'm
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: trying to figure out what are you doing at my house? Now?
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: What really didn't then brought all this to a head
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: because you already know what's going on. Let me go on,
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: let you know that, Carlod. I do know what's going on.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: I picked up the clothes from the cleaners this morning,
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: and to my attention, it's a man's post office shirt
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: in my pack. What color was it? It's blue? Light blue?
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: And I got a ruiner. Okay, but explain this to me.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: How your shirt get in my house? Do I have
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: my name on it? Because that can mean anybody's shirt. Okay,
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: So so oh, hold on what you're trying to say.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: It's some it's mo post me and stopping by my humes. Yeah, man,
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: sometimes sometimes you know, uh, we do have different guys
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: in that in that neighborhood, you know, because I fear's
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: my problem man. My problem is this is that my
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: wife is at home all day every day. And my
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: understanding is that you stopping body bringing more than First
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: of all, you can call you can call the one
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: a hundred numbers, because how do you get my number? Do? Hey?
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: I don't worry about that. I find ways. It's how you?
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: How you how you getting my address? That you stopping
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: by that every morning? I just deliver what they give
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: me to deliver. And dude, I put another in a
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: box and this is a package. I don't get out.
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: Excuse me, I don't do that. That wasn't me, dude,
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: I just this morning and pick up clothes. And it
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: is a post office shirt in there that belong ever done.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: It belonged to a man. That's got to be it
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: must be yours. That's none of mine, man, that's not mine.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: I have all mine. Okay, okay, okay, I'll tell you what.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: This is what we're gonna do, Carlos to Carlos, can
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: see what. Let me tell you something. I know you're lying,
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: see and what you're doing is you're delivering more than
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: mail at my house. And I know it. Carlos, you
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: understand me, So listen to excuse me. That's not me.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: It came't to be men. Let me let me tell
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: you something. When you come on Murphy Road tomorrow, okay,
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be out there at them at the mailboxes,
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: waiting on you for what for what? What was me?
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: And you gonna have this problem that we got tomorrow
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: morning when you bring the mail. So when you bring
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: the mail, bring you too, Okay, Carlos, Hey, hold on,
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: can't you threatening me? I'm telling you, when you bring
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: the mail, bring you to dude, Dude, I didn't come
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: at you like that. You ain't gotta come to me
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: like that. Dude. Hey, man, you came up in my
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: house and I know you said office shirts in my house. Dude,
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: that's not me. I don't know where you live, I
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: don't know who you are, but you're threatening me. Dude, dude,
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: hey man, I'll see you in the morning at the mailbox.
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: Bring your carlos. I'm out tomorrow, but I would come
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: to your house with playing clothes on it. Whoop, you'all
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: what you want for me? Hey? You it's own? Where
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: is me? Run the road? I won't set roads. Bring
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: your because what you're not gonna keep doing it's running
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: up in my house while I'm out at work trying
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: to earn a living for my family, and you up
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: in my house laying up and you're leaving your clothes.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: I found some mason now, I guess that's what you
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: use when you spray on them. Dog. I found that too.
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna bring some extra mas. I'm gonna spring you
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: with that. Mad I will not killing out, so you're
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be wanting Carlo. I can't wait till tomorrow.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: Excuse me. I told you I wasn't the one. But
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: if you want to put me ron for real, okay, cool,
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: I'm when I see you the morning office. When I
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: see you tomorrow, it's old. It's whatever are you sending
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: me all this? I tell you what. I will come
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: over there some playing clothes because you're not gonna make
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: me lose my job, dog my job. But whatever it's
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: got to be. I don't care if you if you're
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: in the post office uniform, I don't give a damn
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: off you and your pot Jomas Carlos. But when you
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: come to that mail box and I find you out
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: there a boy the mail boxing, that's your man. Because
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: I know you've been in my house. Carlos. I'm telling
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: you I'm there, okay, so be it there, so bear,
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: I got I got one more thing else. I want
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: to tell you when you before you get there, tell
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: me what you know. I recall me as you listening
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: to me. Yeah, is nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. You just got pranked by your co worker?
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: Are you you? Ain't this a Ain't this a f
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: my road? Carlos? You are right man, A dude. I'm driving.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: Put on to the side of the road. I'm hanging
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: out the trump I'm about to go, Cray. I will
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: my way to your house right now, hold on to
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: your house. I took God for work. Man. I got
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: one more thing to ask you, man, what is what
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: is the baddest radio show in the land? Steve Harvey
• 50:16
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• 50:23
  Speaker 1: That wasn't it? Oh? Man, Tom, you don't be nervous
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: and nothing. You don't think nobody be looking for you?
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: Oh I didn't have people run upon me, Junior? Why
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: have you run upon me? What did that guy say
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: that one time to you? Were you in Starbucks or
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: something when a guy came up on the grocery stof
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: you don't remember that short? Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: thought you had another incident. But hurry up, we're running
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: out of time. But anyway, we was in the grocery
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: store and this and I'm at the Delhi and the
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: dude's say, hey, you're telling me it really is stupid.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: I said, hold up, man, when when I got through
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: cussing this dude that I cleared the whole Delhi. I
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: had lost it for about fifteen I mean completely lost
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: it for fifteen seconds. When I had Uncle Steve told me, hey, man,
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: you got your ass got to quit shripping all right,
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: coming up next the Strawberry Letter, This crazy show right here. Hellod,
• 51:16
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• 51:19
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• 51:22
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• 51:36
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• 51:40
  Speaker 1: tight here it is a Strawberry Letter. Subject my fiance
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: won't give me his password. Dear Steve and Shirley, My
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: fiance and I have been together for four years. When
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: we were dating, I would sneak and go through his
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: phone to see his text messages and call logs. He
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: didn't have a password on his phone at the time.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: One day I went through his phone and I found
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: exactly what I was looking for. I saw that my
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: man had been texting his child's mom for a month
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: and the texas to her were sexually explicit. She had
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: sent him multiple pictures of herself and they called each
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: other baby on the messages without saying anything to him
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: Because I knew he would lie. I contacted his child's
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: mom and she confirmed that they were seeing each other
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: again but had not had sex. Shit. I broke up
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: with my boyfriend immediately. A month later, after all of
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: his apologies and sweet gifts, he asked me to marry him.
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: Everything is going great now except for one thing. My
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: fiance has recently put a password on his phone. I
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: have asked him for his password numerous times, but he
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: won't give it to me. I have also tried to
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: figure out the password, but with no luck. I know
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: I'm wrong for snooping, but I need that password. He
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: told me to just let it go and trust him.
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: I don't want to marry a cheater. Please advise. Okay,
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: you're not ready. I mean really, you're already having trust
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: issues with this man before you've even walked down the aisle.
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: You do not trust him. That's why you're snooping. That's
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: why you're upset that he got a password on his phone.
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: So how do you think this marriage is gonna work?
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: I mean, you'll be constantly thinking about him and his
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: baby mama. What are they doing? Are they sleeping together?
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: And please believe me they are Okay? No, matter what
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: she said, they're sleeping together. He's got a password anyway, No,
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: they're not. She would have told him. You think the
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: woman would have told it. Oh, she would have told me,
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: she said, yet though, all right, you would be asking,
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: you know, has she sent any more pictures? Et cetera,
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: et cetera. You just the trust issues are too great
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: right now. So your choices are marry him and always
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: be wondering, you know, and worried not having peace, or
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: not marry him and wait until you know you can rebuild,
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: or in this case, I think, builds some trust in
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: your relationship. He hit him. Apologizing and giving you sweet
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: gifts they're great, but his behavior needs to change. Actions
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: should go with those apologies and those gifts. He should
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: have done that before he proposed. Steve, Well, Shirley, you're
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: reading this letter from the standpoint of a woman who
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: has been hurt, and I understand, Okay, you are reading
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: this letter in an advisatory capacity, one woman to another
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: as her girlfriend guilty has charged. I'm gonna read this
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: letter as somebody totally disconnected from the dude at her
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: and I'm just gonna read the letter, and I am
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: I asked questions all the way through the letter You're
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: ready subject. My fiance won't give me his password. My
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: question is you still want to be his fiance? That's
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: the question. Okay, my fiance won't give me his password.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: My question, do you hear? Do you still won't be
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: his fiance? If you want to be his fiance, could
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: ask her for that damn password? Thank you? Okay, let's go.
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: Did Stephen Sherley my fiance have been together for four years.
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: When we were dating, I was sneaking go through his
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: phone to see his text messages and call law. Here's
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: the question, why did you do that? All people say,
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: if you go looking for trouble, you're gonna find it now.
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: He didn't have a password on his phone at the time.
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: One day I went through his phone and found exactly
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: what I was looking for. You was looking for trouble.
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: You found it. Now it's gonna be a problem. I
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: saw that my man had been texting his child's mom
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: for a month, and the text to her was sexually explicit.
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: She had sent him several pictures of herself and they
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: called each other baby on the message. Without saying anything
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: to him because I knew he would lie I contacted
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: his child's mom. She confirmed that they were seeing each
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: other again, but had not had sex yet. I broke
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: up with my boyfriend immediately. Okay, Now, you went in
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: that looking for what you wanted to find. You found
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: exactly what you thought you'd find. Now you call the girl.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: She confirmed that they had been talking but had not
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: had sex yet. You immediately went and broke up with
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: your boyfrid Okay, cool. Why why are we back at
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: this letter? Why is it motive this letter? Now? I'm
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: gonna tell you why. Because a mom later, after all
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: his apologies and sweet gifts, he asked me to marry him.
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: But didn't you say yes? Did not you say yes?
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: That's why you all have become fiances, because you said yes.
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: After all you knew, and all you found and all
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: you heard. He asked you to marry him with some
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: sweet gifts and apologies, and you said yes. Where Everything
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: is going great now except for one thing. My fiance
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: has recently put a password on his phone, rightfulness, What
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: did you expect him? Do you know why he put
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: the password on the phone? Because everything is going great now?
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: Why would he allow it to not to continue to
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: go great? You already go through phones looking for stuff.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: So now he didn't put a password on his phone.
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: And you know why I put the password on this
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: because everything going great? Now, Well that part two of
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: Steve's response coming up at twenty three after the hour
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: you're listening show. All right, come on, Steve, let's go
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: with your part two of your response to today's Strawberry Letters,
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: subject my fiance won't give me his password. My fiance
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: won't give me his password. The question I have for
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: you is do you still won't be his fiance? If
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: you do, you got could ask you for this pas
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: because the last time you went through his phone, you
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: said you find what you was looking for. He was
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: talking to his child, baby mama. Him and the baby
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: mama been a shade of bisons, called each other baby baby,
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: and they've been talking sexually. Explosion. But the woman you
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: call huck and you knew he was gonna lie. Anybody's
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  Speaker 1: gonna sit him telling like, yeah, I'm calling huh, that's
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  Speaker 1: a lie. Anybody gladly tail. So she said you hadn't
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  Speaker 1: had it, so you're just hadn't sex. So you broke
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  Speaker 1: up immediately. Now after a bunch of sweet gifts and
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  Speaker 1: some apologies and talking nice. He asked you to marry him.
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  Speaker 1: You said, yes, that's how y'all, fiance, m Everything is
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  Speaker 1: going great now except for one thing. My fiance has
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  Speaker 1: recently put a password on the phone. Like I said
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  Speaker 1: before the break, the reason he put the password on
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  Speaker 1: the phone is cause everything is going great and your
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  Speaker 1: nose ass ain't gonna leave it at that. Now I
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  Speaker 1: have asked him for his password numerous times, but he
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  Speaker 1: won't give it to me. Why would he give you
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  Speaker 1: this password? So you start calling people? Now you all
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  Speaker 1: down on this job? Was was Larry at work Friday?
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  Speaker 1: See you? You see it? Once you called one person,
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  Speaker 1: your fiance gotta figure you could call anyway? Who is
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  Speaker 1: Bishop Anita? Bishop Anita is in the soul saving biss
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  Speaker 1: and you should leave it at that. So now I
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  Speaker 1: have tried to figure out the password, but with no luck.
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  Speaker 1: You got a lot of time. Now let me tell
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  Speaker 1: you why you're not gonna figure this pass word out,
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  Speaker 1: Because once our password is complicated, once we've been busted.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't my birthdays? Oh that ain't that? Ain't You ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna get the birthday. You ain't gonna get so security.
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  Speaker 1: But last foe. You know you ain't gonna get you
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  Speaker 1: know you ain't. I number change when I was out
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  Speaker 1: there playing my every day, my pass word changed. Whatever
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  Speaker 1: the lottery number was the night before, that was my password.
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  Speaker 1: And you do not have voicemail for not a matter
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  Speaker 1: of fact. My my, my passwords so complicated. I used
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  Speaker 1: the V number on my damn car, damn twenty seven
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  Speaker 1: numbers you got damn that had a registration in your
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  Speaker 1: hand to get in my phone when I was out
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  Speaker 1: there working. Come on, man, my my damn password has
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  Speaker 1: actually been the key to the vote at Folk Knocks.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, man, mom, my password has actually been the
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  Speaker 1: birthday or the folk Chicks I was dating. Come on,
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  Speaker 1: hill bar that my hard I come on, give me
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  Speaker 1: some more. My password has actually been my social curiting
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  Speaker 1: number minus the Einstein equation Newton's law of m season. Yeah, man, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you had to know something. My last password I had
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: two thousand and five was the middle of you know
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  Speaker 1: that three sided ruler you had in school. The middle
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: feathered two digits on that ruler was yeah, yeah, And dude,
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  Speaker 1: I had a password one time that was the circumference
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  Speaker 1: of the third watermelon on the first role at the
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  Speaker 1: produce sex. Come on, boy, that's how hard? So you're
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  Speaker 1: not gonna guess his password now? Then she says, I
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: know I'm wrong for snooping, but I need that password. No,
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  Speaker 1: you don't. Surely told you right. You need to be
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: in a loving, trusting relationship, but you're not. You need
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: that password for what? Because you know what You're gonna
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: find it now? Same thing you let him have him pictures?
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  Speaker 1: Oh boy, you just say that. Why would he say it?
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: Because why would he say it? Because that sounds natural.
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  Speaker 1: He told me to just let it go and trust him.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: I don't want to marry a cheetah. Please vibe. Listen
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  Speaker 1: to me. He's telling you, right, let it go and
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: trust him, and then what you think go have listen
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: to me? Or you could just say, hey, loo, by
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: next Friday or this Friday. Okay, that's Friday, give me
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: your phone that to give him three four days clean
• 1:04:21
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show Right after this, you're listening to the Steve
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  Speaker 1: larger size. The one he wears is just way too small,
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  Speaker 1: way too small. It looks like a yamica on. He
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  Speaker 1: just refused to get a new one. Yeah, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. He's got to see that as small.
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  Speaker 1: I mean it's cutting up the circulation to his brain.
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  Speaker 1: I know you feel that. Yeah, you guys know, yeah
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  Speaker 1: he got I don't know how he got to owner head.
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  Speaker 1: But it's way too small. Yeah, yeah, it's stretched out.
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  Speaker 1: It's just it's very Yeah. All right, we'll be back.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening, all right, Here we go. This segment is
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  Speaker 1: called things you say to yourself to keep you from
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: flapping the beep out of someone on your job or anywhere. Really,
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  Speaker 1: let me listen anywhere you need come on, Steve. You
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  Speaker 1: need to know old things that can calm your nerves.
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  Speaker 1: Ye see, that's what a lot of people don't know.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: You need calm. And now all this ain't for everybody,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm sure out of the ten or so that
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna listen, you can come up with something that
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  Speaker 1: fits you. These are just I'm gonna just give you
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  Speaker 1: some little woo saw moments that you can kind of
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  Speaker 1: say to yourself to cleep from slapping the sugar honey
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  Speaker 1: iced tea out of somebody down your damn job. You'll
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: be walking to down at your job. This is for
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: those of you that work a job and you wants
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: to really slap the sugar honey iced tea out of
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: somebody down at your job. These are some things you
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: can say to yourself to just keep you from slapping
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: them and then losing your job. You're gonna just go
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: down the list I created. You say these to yourself.
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  Speaker 1: I got two kids in college. Yeah, you need that,
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  Speaker 1: keep kids, keep your job. Here, got another one right here.
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  Speaker 1: Already got two strikes home out three for life. Here's
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: another you can use right here. I just got this job. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I just got to and I was got to work
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: for eight months. I just got this job. But he
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: got a bout one more time to say something on
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  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna slap the sugar honey. But I just
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: got the job. Yeah. Yeah, Oh I'm closer retirement. I ain't.
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  Speaker 1: I got one more year in his ralay right in
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  Speaker 1: one year, you're gonna get a pension. Turkey. Go watch
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  Speaker 1: just hanging there, man, nothing watch the turkey. Here's another
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  Speaker 1: one right here. Let it go, yea from Frozen. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: let here go another one right here for a lot
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  Speaker 1: of y'aller And I'm gonna just go and sit in
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  Speaker 1: my car smoker joint. I'm gonna just go sit in
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: my car smoker everywhere. I know it's not legal, but
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: you're just trying to keep your job, because I tell
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  Speaker 1: you what ain't legally if you slapped the sugar honey
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  Speaker 1: iced tea. Sugar scares me every time you say every time, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: come on, just sing a song to yourself, or you
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  Speaker 1: can just try to nothing but the blood the blood, amen,
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  Speaker 1: or just make up a lord, hold my hands, put
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  Speaker 1: them deep into my pocket. O my hand, put them
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  Speaker 1: deep into my podast my hand, put them deep into
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  Speaker 1: my pockets. For I slap the sugar honey iced tea
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  Speaker 1: out of him. Here's the woman to keep you from
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: slapping the sugar honey iced tea out of Lord knows.
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  Speaker 1: I can't go back to jail. I can't go back
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  Speaker 1: to jail. I just couldn't stand it down. Now, I
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  Speaker 1: just couldn't stand it down. Oh, I can't go back
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  Speaker 1: to jail. Oh, but I want to do something. I
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  Speaker 1: beat and does something. I'm sorry you know, on the
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  Speaker 1: show but I can't go back to Jay or realization
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  Speaker 1: right there? You saying, so those are things that you
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: can use on your job. Seeing you say to yourself
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  Speaker 1: if you from slapping the sugar honey iced tea, how
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  Speaker 1: your co worker let it go? You're listening. I want
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: to ask you guys this, what is the one OCD
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  Speaker 1: thing you do every single day? We all have our
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: OCD moments, you know we do. But what's the one
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: thing you never miss even if it's the silliest little thing? Uh?
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: You know, you gotta touch something, you gotta taste something,
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: smells something, or hoard something every day or you don't
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: feel right? What's yours? Jay? I bite my lip. It
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: looks like I'm geeking. It looks like I'm on something.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: But I'm like, people look at me like, what is
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: What's wrong with him? Why is he doing that? I'm
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: a lip fighter? Okay, a lip fighter? What about your junior?
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: I have to put things in in the middle of it.
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  Speaker 1: Can't have you sent in the in the middle. Yeah
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  Speaker 1: he does yeah stuff all the time. Y'alln't even notice it.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: But I moved stuff all the time. It just said
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: it just didn't look when we were working together. I
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  Speaker 1: never want it in my office because in the middle
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  Speaker 1: step in your own damn Like my phone has to
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  Speaker 1: sit right in front of me. What about you, nephew,
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  Speaker 1: y'all gonna think I'm crazy. I can't No, no, we
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  Speaker 1: would never. I can't. I can't go to the bathroom
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  Speaker 1: without taking a shower afterwards. I have to, Okay, have to. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: this is some things, a lot of information. I'm just
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: to work though. Yeah, go home. So like if you
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  Speaker 1: had the studio, you go all the way at home.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going. I'm not going bathroom at work. That's
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  Speaker 1: a lot of scrub a day work. We'll be back
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  Speaker 1: this morning with ignorant. Right after this, you're listening to
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  Speaker 1: Stey Morning Show. Time for comedy Roulette, guys, Jason down. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Each week we could test it with a comedy ability.
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  Speaker 1: Give us five subjects. Put them on the wheel, spind
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  Speaker 1: the wheel, wed step We let it go. What you
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  Speaker 1: got all right? Here? We go? All right. Number one,
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  Speaker 1: every time you say something, they try to talk. That's
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  Speaker 1: a good sub that's here's what you say. Code Number two,
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  Speaker 1: why is your kids so fat? We can do that.
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  Speaker 1: We can do that. Number three, people who go from
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  Speaker 1: zero to sixty Tommy for big girls with little men. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: number five broke. People who you don't know are broke
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  Speaker 1: until the check comes. Who's that tend the wheel? Cats
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: tend the wheel? Oh? Here it is? Look you guy.
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  Speaker 1: People who go from zero to six? Y my god.
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  Speaker 1: Working with somebody like this, let me tell you it
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: is a nightmare. And then there from Houston. That's all
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. Ain't talking about the name. They're from Houston.
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  Speaker 1: Everything is a damn argument. Not as your boys with
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: a high boys. You know what I'm talking about. Boys
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  Speaker 1: argument about nothing zero we're talking, I say, you know,
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  Speaker 1: in the full blown argument. Good day, he dang o?
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  Speaker 1: Good about the day? That who is? Wow? Do you
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  Speaker 1: have one, Steve? A person doesn't have to be somebody
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: you work with, people from zero to sixty. Okay, well,
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: since we're talking about people we worked with, I think Shirley.
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  Speaker 1: I think she go from zero sixty. Every time I
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: turn around, she mad by someone that bulls always correcting you.
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  Speaker 1: You can't say nothing wrong, isn't it? Ain't this isn't
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  Speaker 1: I mean as soon as you say something like she
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: like that, like we got to deal with that? Do
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: you say something to it is. She just started drawing.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: She started drawing right now, all of a sudden, we do.
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  Speaker 1: We're making a flower that don't really look like a flower.
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  Speaker 1: Flowers that look like way here the sixty not only
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  Speaker 1: not only did they go zero to sixty, once they
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  Speaker 1: reached sixty, they shut down. They got enough down that.
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  Speaker 1: Now let's say they quiet. That's what her day down
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: then after that, so you're okay, we cool? No we cool?
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  Speaker 1: No no, well, no, hell no, let's just move on.
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  Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no no no, let's just going
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  Speaker 1: to do the show. Listen to it right there, No, no,
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  Speaker 1: hell no. All right, we're coming back with more of
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  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. As a matter of fact,
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: this is our last break of the day. Steve's closing remarks.
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  Speaker 1: after this, you're listening Steven Show. All right, Steve, here
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  Speaker 1: we are last break of the day. Time for your
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  Speaker 1: closing remarks. Surely sent me something, and it got me
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  Speaker 1: to thinking, I'm gonna share with you what she sent me,
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: but I'm gonna paraphrase it. So it's more of how
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  Speaker 1: I talk, because sometimes I get a little stumbled up
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  Speaker 1: and it doesn't sound like me if I try to
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  Speaker 1: share directly with somebody with somebody sent me. So I
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  Speaker 1: just want to talk to you about it. I want
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  Speaker 1: to just talk to you about this life of abundance
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  Speaker 1: that we are all qualified for. I want to talk
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  Speaker 1: to you about the life of abundance that God really
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  Speaker 1: wants all of us to enjoy. If you're a righteous person,
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  Speaker 1: God will give you a life of abundance. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: say if you were a saved person, if you are
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  Speaker 1: a member of this denomination, if you go to this church,
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  Speaker 1: if this is your pastor if this is your faith.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you that God has a life of abundance
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  Speaker 1: for you if you put your trust and your faith
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  Speaker 1: in Him. I'm just telling you, and you have to
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  Speaker 1: understand that God has equipped you to have this life
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  Speaker 1: of abundance. All of you have a gift that was
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: given to you by God at birth. Everyone has one.
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  Speaker 1: Now you may not know what it is, but you
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  Speaker 1: have it. But because you've been so bent, so determined
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: to do something to please somebody else, your mother wants
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: you to go to school and get a degree in
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  Speaker 1: this well. I told him I was gonna come down
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  Speaker 1: here and get a degree in that. So now I'm
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: gonna get a degree in that where my father went
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: to the army, So I'm going to the army. You
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: there's nothing wrong with the army. It's nothing wrong with
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: going to the army. But if that ain't really what
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: you were created for, you've fend to waste a lot
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  Speaker 1: of time. Man, you really really are because God really
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: did equipped you for a life of abundance. When he
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: created you, he had a mission in mind for you.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: You had a mission in mind for me. He gave
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: you a gift. Your gifts is a thing that you
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  Speaker 1: do the absolute best with the least amount of effort.
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  Speaker 1: If you identify that gift, that's your greatest chance. Now
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  Speaker 1: here's a deal. When He prepared you for this life
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: of abundance, and he gave you everything you need it
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  Speaker 1: to put on every day and go out and make
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: your dreams and your life come true. If you put
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: if you become passionate about your gift, you can be
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: on your way to making your life happening and your
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: dreams come true. He gives you everything you need to
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: wear to go out and fight it. But what we
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: do is we suit up, We suit up, and we
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: settling in. Well, I got this job now, well out
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: of our four years away from getting this another degree,
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: I might as well go here. Well I got a promotion,
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: now I might as well stay on here, well out
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  Speaker 1: of star ray start invested in my four O one K.
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  Speaker 1: So you suit up, but you settle in, and then
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: you know what you do. What we often do, and
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: I did it myself for a while, we resign ourselves
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: to living a mediocre life because we won't suit up
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  Speaker 1: and go out here and do what God want us
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: to do. So here's what I'm saying to you. If
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  Speaker 1: God then gave you all the scoopa get equipment you need,
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: he then gave you the air tanks, the mask, the flippers,
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: the nozzles, the hoses or as supply, don't put all
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  Speaker 1: this stuff up on and then head to the bathtub.
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  Speaker 1: What you're doing, you're settling in. Head out to the ocean.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: Get out in that ocean of opportunity. Get out there
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: in some of that deep water, Go out there where
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  Speaker 1: God has equipped you to go. He then suited you up.
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  Speaker 1: He gave you everything you need. But we want to
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  Speaker 1: go get in the bathtub where it's safe. Look, man,
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  Speaker 1: all of you have the gear to win, the gear
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  Speaker 1: to have an abundant life, the gear to be prosperous,
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  Speaker 1: the gear to be happy. You have the gear. You
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  Speaker 1: about to get out. You got to get out that
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  Speaker 1: bathtub and go out there in that ocean, out in
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  Speaker 1: that deep water, because out in the ocean, it's the opportunity.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't no opportunities in the bathtub. You got to go
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  Speaker 1: out there in that ocean of opportunity and experience all
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  Speaker 1: the God got for you. Some of it. You gonna
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  Speaker 1: get tested. You're gonna feel like you're going down. You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna get a sinking feeling. But you're gonna be fine.
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  Speaker 1: You know why, because you got to give You have
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  Speaker 1: what it takes. You got the gear. It's up to
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  Speaker 1: you to jump in. If you don't ever jump in
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  Speaker 1: the ocean, and you ain't gonna really know if you
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  Speaker 1: can handle deep water or not. I got you scared
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  Speaker 1: of the deep water. I got sometime that deep water.
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  Speaker 1: Look rough out there. I know you've seen some purpose.
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  Speaker 1: People try to acquire fame and prosperity and happiness and
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  Speaker 1: go out on their own and I know you've seen
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  Speaker 1: them out that sinking in the water look rough. So
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  Speaker 1: now you want to stay over here in the bathtub.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't no opportunities in the bathtub. All your opportunities out
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  Speaker 1: there in the ocean. There's just some sharks out there, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: some bard coot out there. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, some
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  Speaker 1: whales out there. Yeah yeah yeah. All that's out there.
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  Speaker 1: But what's to say you wanna be one, Get out
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  Speaker 1: the bathtub with all this gilled God and gave you,
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  Speaker 1: and jump in that ocean out there and swim like
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  Speaker 1: you're supposed to swim around. You're gonna get the life
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  Speaker 1: of your dreams, the life of abundance. That's all I
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