5:35 Idiotology March 26, 2026: Pot Hole Saves Brain-Dead Woman
Pothole on road jolts brain-dead woman back into consciousness, Headline of the Week Contender #3: Man with 'Custom Bong Device' built into his car's dashboard arrested for 98th time, Pope Leo is ramping up efforts to train more Exorcists due to rise in Satanism
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