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Kate Middleton Announcement, Trump's Bond, 1 Has 2 Go, March Madness NCAA and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded, y'all know what time. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know y'all.
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  Speaker 2: At all, So.
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  Speaker 3: Don't given the.
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  Speaker 2: Bus busy.
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  Speaker 4: Steve listening to me, I don't joy Joy.
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  Speaker 2: You know you love.
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  Speaker 3: You gotta turn.
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  Speaker 5: You got to turn the most turn.
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  Speaker 6: You probably got to turn mouth, turn out the wad
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  Speaker 6: of the money up.
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  Speaker 3: Come.
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  Speaker 1: Come out, you think, h I sure will. Now, Good
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  Speaker 1: morning everybody.
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  Speaker 7: You are listening to the voice, come on now, dig
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  Speaker 7: me one and only Steve Harvey Man oh Man got
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  Speaker 7: a radio show. The only way to find your real purpose,
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  Speaker 7: your real mission in life.
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  Speaker 1: You're real what for?
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  Speaker 7: The thing that you got to go get after is
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  Speaker 7: you got to connect with God. You have to connect
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  Speaker 7: with him because as your creator, no one knows better
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  Speaker 7: what you were made for than your maker. It just
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  Speaker 7: makes a lot of common sense, don't it. I mean, really,
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  Speaker 7: you know, people kill me with the lack of belief.
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  Speaker 7: I mean, you know, like all of this that we
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  Speaker 7: have today spun out from a cosmic ball of dust
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  Speaker 7: in the galaxy that cooled off and formed all these
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  Speaker 7: lakes and rivers and clouds and mountains and valleys and
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  Speaker 7: birds and animals and people from a cosmic spec of dust,
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  Speaker 7: and that they like there's no connection to a higher
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  Speaker 7: calling or a higher reasoning. That's just you know, and
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  Speaker 7: they try to create for those that do believe this
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  Speaker 7: hocus pocus ritual, this magical.
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  Speaker 1: What is that?
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  Speaker 7: There's no scientific I don't argust science. I think that
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  Speaker 7: science is very real. I think that science is very applicable.
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  Speaker 7: I think that science helps us learn so many things.
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  Speaker 7: But science ain't everything. Now you might as well under
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  Speaker 7: that there's some unexplainables that science can't wrap their mind around.
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  Speaker 7: So here they go with something else. And then you
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  Speaker 7: got the naysayers who use that, the non believers who
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  Speaker 7: use that as the proof that there is no high
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  Speaker 7: calling or how being, and that I listen to me,
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  Speaker 7: I don't really into explaining all that way. If that's
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  Speaker 7: how you feel, then gone and get the feeling. How
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  Speaker 7: you feeling with it. But let me explain something to you.
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  Speaker 7: I just don't see how. I don't see how.
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  Speaker 8: Man.
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  Speaker 1: What is this?
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  Speaker 7: What is this conscious that eats away at you from
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  Speaker 7: time to time? Where does the moral barometer come from
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  Speaker 7: that exists in your life? What what makes you know
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  Speaker 7: the difference between right and wrong?
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  Speaker 1: Did that come from?
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  Speaker 7: That cosmic spector dust that spun out of control and
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  Speaker 7: cooled this fiery hot ball down, and then these lakes
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  Speaker 7: and rivers and all the clouds and mountains got crew.
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  Speaker 7: What where did your conscience come from? What is your
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  Speaker 7: need to cry out from? What does the word Lord
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  Speaker 7: help me come from? Why when you get in a
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  Speaker 7: in a dark place and you whisper Jesus, where that
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  Speaker 7: come from?
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  Speaker 1: Huh? What is that? What is that?
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  Speaker 7: If you're driving on the road and your car carrims
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  Speaker 7: off a cliff, the words that come out your mouth?
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  Speaker 1: Where where them come from? Oh? Lord help me? You know?
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  Speaker 6: Where?
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  Speaker 7: What do these promises come from? That we make, these
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  Speaker 7: deals we cut, that we make with a higher power?
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  Speaker 1: Why? Why when you're at your lowest moment? Man?
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  Speaker 7: You you you you turn somewhere. Okay, enough of that.
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  Speaker 7: I've explained my side of it. As a matter of fact,
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  Speaker 7: God is really almost unexplainable to me. So really for
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  Speaker 7: me to sit here and try to explain, I'm really
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  Speaker 7: not that good of a guide, you know what I mean,
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  Speaker 7: I'm not that person. So let me try to give
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  Speaker 7: you something real here. Okay, So this wee done. Just
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  Speaker 7: had that moment I had to get that off my chest.
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  Speaker 7: I want, I want, I want to share something with
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  Speaker 7: you about when you strike out to find your mission,
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  Speaker 7: or how about when you strike out on your mission
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  Speaker 7: once you discover what your purpose is? Or let's let's
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  Speaker 7: simplify what happens when you set a goal and you
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  Speaker 7: ready to strike out on that goal? What happens when
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  Speaker 7: you set an ambition in front of you or put
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  Speaker 7: something in your sights that you want to attain that
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  Speaker 7: you want to become successful at. What's the mind set
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  Speaker 7: that you have to develop? There are three things you
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  Speaker 7: must first ask, You must then believe, and you must
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  Speaker 7: then receive. Now the received part, all these parts just
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  Speaker 7: got a thing to it. You gotta ask. You just
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  Speaker 7: gotta ask for it. You know you've heard the scripture before,
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  Speaker 7: you have not because you ask not why don't you ask?
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  Speaker 7: But then after you ask, here's the kick. You got
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  Speaker 7: to believe that it can happen for you. Stop looking
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  Speaker 7: at the success of other people and not thinking that
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  Speaker 7: that same success can happen for you.
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  Speaker 1: Then I'm not saying.
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  Speaker 7: That Pacific waste specific weight. I'm just saying that a
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  Speaker 7: success can happen for you, just like it can happen
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  Speaker 7: for somebody else. Why do you think it keeps happening
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  Speaker 7: to other people over and over because they ask and
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  Speaker 7: they believe.
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  Speaker 1: Now here's the cold part. Receive it?
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  Speaker 7: Oh what you mean? Receive it? I ask for it,
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  Speaker 7: I believe in it. Why would I not want.
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  Speaker 1: To receive it? Act like it, Act like it's already there.
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  Speaker 7: Behave as though you have it in your hands, Smile
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  Speaker 7: about it. Realize that, man, it's just days away, and
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  Speaker 7: how many other days that is?
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  Speaker 1: If it's days away, it's just days away.
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  Speaker 7: We don't know if it's gonna happen tomorrow, next week,
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  Speaker 7: in thirty days. We don't know if it's gonna take
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  Speaker 7: a few years. But you got to receive it though.
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  Speaker 7: You gotta ask, You got to believe, and you got
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  Speaker 7: to receive it. You got to act as though as that.
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  Speaker 7: Now there's another part not to this about work. You know,
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  Speaker 7: don't please faith with our works is dead. Don't think
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  Speaker 7: you're gonna just ask for something believing and then go
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  Speaker 7: sit down start watching TV. Come on, now, let's get real.
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  Speaker 7: Let's not leave out the other jewel. You got to work.
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  Speaker 7: Hear what I want you to know about when you
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  Speaker 7: strike out on that mission, that the journey that you
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  Speaker 7: strike out on to accomplish a goal. The journey is
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  Speaker 7: a process. It's not an arrival date. It's a process.
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  Speaker 7: All you're looking to do, folks, is start the process.
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  Speaker 7: Get it started. Don't worry about the arrival date. Act
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  Speaker 7: like it's there. The arrival date is coming. But here
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  Speaker 7: is the beauty of the journey being a process. All
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  Speaker 7: along the way of your journey, you will find success
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  Speaker 7: the whole time you're on the on the journey, the
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  Speaker 7: whole time you're in the process of finding your mission
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  Speaker 7: for fear your mission, uncovering your dreams, reaching your goals.
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  Speaker 7: The beauty of it is all along the way you're
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  Speaker 7: going to find success on so many levels. And people
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  Speaker 7: fail to look at that part. They keep thinking of themselves, Man,
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  Speaker 7: I ain't there yet, I ain't you know.
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  Speaker 1: It's like when you.
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  Speaker 7: Take a little kid on a long car tripping there
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  Speaker 7: in the back seat. Are we there yet? Are we
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  Speaker 7: there yet?
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  Speaker 1: Boy?
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  Speaker 7: If you just look out the window, see where we
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  Speaker 7: then being? Look out the window, look at the mountains,
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  Speaker 7: look at these trees, look at the views we got. No,
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  Speaker 7: we ain't there yet, But Lord have mercy, look at
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  Speaker 7: what he's showing us along the way. Stop getting mad
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  Speaker 7: because you ain't at the arrival data. Your dreams ain't
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  Speaker 7: come true yet. Look up, look up.
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  Speaker 1: You may not be where you wanna be, But man,
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  Speaker 1: can't you thank God that you ain't where it was?
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  Speaker 1: How about that one?
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  Speaker 3: Huh?
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  Speaker 9: All right, you're listening morning show, ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 7: It's here again, another great day, another opportunity, another blessing
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  Speaker 7: from our heavenly father.
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  Speaker 1: Man, I'm so glad about it.
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  Speaker 7: Man, Wow, I am certainly happy about being a participant.
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  Speaker 1: I want everybody to join in to just be grateful.
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  Speaker 7: Man, just take a moment out and say thank You
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  Speaker 7: for this great day, for this opportunity, and no matter
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  Speaker 7: how it's going, know this now, you're gonna get through it.
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  Speaker 7: You're gonna get through it. I know it's a little
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  Speaker 7: tough for some people right now. I know there are
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  Speaker 7: people out there that's going through it, that's having a moment,
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  Speaker 7: that's dealing with a crisis. But can I tell you
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  Speaker 7: this too shall pass. Keep your faith, don't ever lose
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  Speaker 7: the faith. God is right there now. Don't you turn
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  Speaker 7: away in then and say God ain't here. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 7: turn back around, because He's always right there. Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 7: Morning Show, Shirley Strawberry callin Forreal, Mississippi, Monica Jr. And
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  Speaker 7: the Legend of Nephew Tommy Jr. Anything on your head today,
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  Speaker 7: I mean right there on your team. I promise you that's.
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  Speaker 1: What you did.
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  Speaker 10: Now, you just didn't. With everything I'm going through over here,
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  Speaker 10: you just go add on it.
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  Speaker 9: Huh.
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  Speaker 1: That what you're gonna go through. And I ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: never get my point across in here.
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  Speaker 5: Never what's your point?
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  Speaker 10: And you know I'm telling you, I'm trying to tell
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  Speaker 10: my wife something yourself, you know. And I tried to
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  Speaker 10: be forceful, but it didn't come out right because they
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  Speaker 10: started laughing.
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  Speaker 1: They didn't. Yeah, I told her, said I did say.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I said.
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  Speaker 2: Just listen to me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, shut up. Yeah, I said I didn't say that,
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  Speaker 1: but I tried.
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  Speaker 10: I said, listen, if you just listen to me, please,
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  Speaker 10: And then she called her mama and everybody say say
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  Speaker 10: it again, and then everybody on the phone. It's her
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  Speaker 10: sisters and two cousins I ain't never met. They all
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  Speaker 10: laughing because I don't sound like I'm I'm running nothing.
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  Speaker 10: I just and I ain't gonna never get my point across,
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  Speaker 10: because I told it. If you just listen, please and
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  Speaker 10: Denia say hold on, listen to this, say it again,
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  Speaker 10: everybody on the phone.
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  Speaker 1: You know it was.
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  Speaker 5: No, Junior? Was that your base? Was that your that one?
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  Speaker 1: I was at Max? Sure? I was at Max. And
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  Speaker 1: I'm just saying, is there a way around this?
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  Speaker 11: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: It is how you're gonna have email and your wife,
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  Speaker 1: bowl caps, bowl caps? You know that?
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  Speaker 7: You know that little orange e mooji? Yeah, would the
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  Speaker 7: whole face be fire fireinge and orange?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, that's the little mad one. Put a
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  Speaker 1: lot of them on that, Yeah, because it ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: work with this.
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  Speaker 7: And then and then that little fire thing that looked
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  Speaker 7: like a campfire.
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  Speaker 1: Throw that one on there. Let me see, let me
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  Speaker 1: have the.
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  Speaker 12: Other one, the blue one with a man yelling where
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  Speaker 12: it looks like he's yelling.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know that one did do the one with
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  Speaker 7: the clouds around your head look like your here ifitn'n.
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  Speaker 1: Explodes, Throw that one on that, Junior. I love it.
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  Speaker 1: And then throw them eyes like what you know, your
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  Speaker 1: eyes are bucking out? Throw that bunch of them on there.
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  Speaker 7: And Neil put that muscle that dude where he got
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  Speaker 7: his arm up like that, give me give me the
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  Speaker 7: well you know that at least make him read it
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  Speaker 7: and go, oh no he didn't.
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  Speaker 1: All I got. You have got to stop verbally chastising.
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  Speaker 5: All right, coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour,
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  Speaker 5: we'll hear from the nephews. He runs that prank back
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  Speaker 5: right after this.
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  Speaker 9: You're listening hard morning show.
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  Speaker 5: It is time out for the nephew to run that
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  Speaker 5: prank back. What you got for his neph.
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  Speaker 1: Let's run it back.
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  Speaker 6: This right here is no anchovy is no and chovies
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  Speaker 6: cad dog If you would, then let's get right on
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  Speaker 6: into it right there.
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  Speaker 11: Hellow man, who who who is the person I need
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  Speaker 11: to talk to about? I got a pizza that's been
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  Speaker 11: messed up. Who do I need to talk to?
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  Speaker 13: Well, you can talk to me, Well, what's going on?
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  Speaker 13: What happened to pizza?
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  Speaker 11: Nobody puts some fan Schoby's on my pizza. Black people
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  Speaker 11: don't know Dan Choby's man.
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  Speaker 8: So who who would do that?
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  Speaker 11: Who would put answer?
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  Speaker 13: Settled down with the language that pale? All right? You know,
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  Speaker 13: if you got Anthobi's on your pizza, he just must
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  Speaker 13: have gotten mixed up with another order. I'll send you
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  Speaker 13: another pizza. It ain't a big deal.
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  Speaker 11: But I ain't ask Antoby's man. Matter of fact, let
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  Speaker 11: me ask you, so what the he's a Anthoby any
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  Speaker 11: damn way.
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  Speaker 13: It's like sardine. That's what a man Choby is. Okay,
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  Speaker 13: take the sardine.
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  Speaker 11: Hey, hey, hey, let me tell you something. Man, what's
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  Speaker 11: your name? What is your name?
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  Speaker 13: I'm Gino. I'm Gino.
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  Speaker 11: So you the owner of the damn pizza place?
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, I own the damn pizza place. And I need
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  Speaker 13: people calling me that person at me because there was
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  Speaker 13: a mistake. You know, mistakes happened. Now, worst things go
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  Speaker 13: on in this life. And then you're getting some anchobies
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  Speaker 13: on your pizza.
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  Speaker 11: A right, man? Okay, So here's the deal. I done
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  Speaker 11: had a bunch of guests coming around or the pizza,
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  Speaker 11: and every last one of them got bantrobies on them.
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  Speaker 11: You know what I'm saying. So I got an issue
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  Speaker 11: with it. I'd have spent over fifty dollars with you
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  Speaker 11: with these pizzas in the great.
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  Speaker 13: Wrong that nobody likes anchovies.
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  Speaker 11: Something black people, you know, pantropes.
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  Speaker 13: Mankright, it well done, I'm on my wont certain I've
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  Speaker 13: served anchoby pizza of black people before.
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  Speaker 11: Okay, the black people that I know don't eat an shobies.
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  Speaker 13: Okay, well, then we'll send you some pizzas without any
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  Speaker 13: Anchobis on them.
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  Speaker 11: You know what I don't like you. I don't like
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  Speaker 11: your attitude.
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  Speaker 14: You know what, man, you didn't come with so much
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  Speaker 14: attitude to start with.
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  Speaker 13: You wouldn't get no attitude.
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  Speaker 11: Okay, okay, look at it. Don't get you what? Okay,
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  Speaker 11: don't get you? What did you what did you just did?
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  Speaker 8: You just threaten me?
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  Speaker 11: I said, don't get shoot you think you're talking who does?
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  Speaker 13: Do you think you're talking to face?
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  Speaker 11: I'm talking to Gino the o?
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  Speaker 13: Please so real, that's right, that's right. You don't tell
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  Speaker 13: me you're gonna kick my okay, foul. You know where
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  Speaker 13: the feature is?
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  Speaker 11: You know? You just calm down, do you do you? Okay,
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  Speaker 11: that's it. I'll tell you what, man, in the next
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  Speaker 11: three to five minutes, open the walk down there and
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  Speaker 11: kick you. Why I'm putting the man shows on here
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  Speaker 11: and having a little pump with attitude, Like you said,
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  Speaker 11: you can't get thrown.
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  Speaker 13: You come on down here? Okay?
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  Speaker 14: And we'll see.
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  Speaker 13: Do me a favor, go yourself and the nose show
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  Speaker 13: it in on. Okay, I'm bringing it on down here.
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  Speaker 13: All right, we'll take care of it there. I'll stop
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  Speaker 13: some man show me up yet, all right?
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  Speaker 11: Foul okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, cool a right.
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  Speaker 13: Cool okay, okay, okay you like to say, Okay, well I.
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  Speaker 11: Do you.
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  Speaker 13: Words?
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  Speaker 11: Okay, you need to have somebody there with you when
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  Speaker 11: I get there, because I promise you.
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  Speaker 1: Gen from the.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah Keno shaking in his boots pole, me and my
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  Speaker 13: anchobies were sitting here scat out of our minds right now. Okay,
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  Speaker 13: dealt with clowns like you my whole life.
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  Speaker 11: Please let me tell you just here it do you? Do?
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  Speaker 11: You know who you're talking to?
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  Speaker 13: I'm puppeted some an idiot who don't know how to talk.
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  Speaker 13: That's what I'm talking, tough.
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  Speaker 11: No, you're talking to Nephew Tom from the Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 11: Morty Show. Mister Gino, you just got prayk.
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  Speaker 13: You're telling me I'm throwing f bombs all over the radio.
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  Speaker 11: You're dropping them bomb all over the radio.
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  Speaker 14: Baby, Who I want to know?
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  Speaker 13: Who did this to me? Because they're getting some f bombs.
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  Speaker 11: You do you have a guy that works for you,
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  Speaker 11: He says he works five cloth. Andre, you got and
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  Speaker 11: you got a drad that works for you.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, I got a drade that works for me. Andre's
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  Speaker 13: gonna be sending some time in a walk in freezer.
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  Speaker 11: All right.
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  Speaker 13: People don't need Anchovy, don't need Anthoby.
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  Speaker 1: Baby.
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  Speaker 11: Hey, I gotta ask you, Missusino, what is the baddest,
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  Speaker 11: and I mean the baddest radio show in.
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  Speaker 13: The lay your show. The baddest radio show in the
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  Speaker 13: land is the Save Army Show.
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  Speaker 11: Wouldn't know what all morning? No one can tell me want.
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  Speaker 13: It, Joe. I mean, I'll be saying, I'm gonna send
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  Speaker 13: you some pieces. I'm sending that station dozens of pieces
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  Speaker 13: with double Anthobies on every one of them.
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  Speaker 6: And then you have it stupid as all get out.
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  Speaker 6: That's nephew. No need for any pranks and praise up
• 18:53
  Speaker 6: in here today. I don't need it. I don't need it.
• 18:55
  Speaker 6: I'm not gonna ask for what y'all don't never give
• 18:57
  Speaker 6: it to me what I asked.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: To get there. I want to get it to me.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: Nobody else you know you're supposed to get for now,
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: could we just go ahead on there. You're supposed to
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: get here their flyers while they're living. You know, give it.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: You don't want praise now you want flowers. We're not
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: doing that. Here we go, here, we go for you
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: to always say you don't.
• 19:19
  Speaker 7: Want to prank praise now flowers you little fliers for
• 19:23
  Speaker 7: being stupid.
• 19:24
  Speaker 6: People get flowers for all different kinds of things. Just
• 19:26
  Speaker 6: show me, you know, show me some love sometimes.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: Man, you don't.
• 19:29
  Speaker 6: You don't do nothing with me no more. We used to,
• 19:32
  Speaker 6: you know, when we was younger. We used to fish together.
• 19:34
  Speaker 6: Man used to take me places. We used to do things.
• 19:37
  Speaker 7: We used to wed too, because I had to with you.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: I don't have to know you got family.
• 19:48
  Speaker 6: Used to ride me on his bicycle back and then
• 19:51
  Speaker 6: you know, we just we was we was tight, you know.
• 19:53
  Speaker 10: The bicycle or the basket which one wasn't He was
• 19:57
  Speaker 10: in the basket, you, but.
• 20:03
  Speaker 6: Julia, I was in the basket with hell, no hell
• 20:10
  Speaker 6: in my head when he was riding around. You ain't
• 20:14
  Speaker 6: gonna jump in here anybody. I said nothing.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: I had no heir, but I was on the bike.
• 20:27
  Speaker 6: Everybody my uncle, man, good god, ain't I'll stop all that.
• 20:37
  Speaker 5: All right, I know you got some uncle. Thank you, nephew.
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: You're listening. Morning show coming up at the top of
• 20:47
  Speaker 5: the hour, and entertainment news. Kate Middleton, Princess of Wales,
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: revealed that she is cancer and she's undergoing treatment. Kanye
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: West demand said he'd be called by his new legal name,
• 20:59
  Speaker 5: that is Ya call him Yay. And three underage boys
• 21:03
  Speaker 5: are nicknamed Litl Rascals after they robbed a Houston bank.
• 21:08
  Speaker 5: That is all coming up at the top of the hour,
• 21:10
  Speaker 5: but right now it is time to ask the colo.
• 21:15
  Speaker 5: This is from Tanya in DMV. Tanya says, my parents
• 21:19
  Speaker 5: got divorced four years ago. Lately he's been flirting with
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: my mom and she gives him money. She thinks he
• 21:25
  Speaker 5: wants her back. Should I tell her he's living with
• 21:28
  Speaker 5: the woman and they use her money for the casino?
• 21:31
  Speaker 5: Or should I mind my business?
• 21:35
  Speaker 7: Hmmm, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, You're gonna have to go
• 21:42
  Speaker 7: and tell your mama dad because it's not normally I say,
• 21:45
  Speaker 7: stay out.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: Of it, right, but this is your mama.
• 21:49
  Speaker 7: Yeah, this is your mama, and you got to quit
• 21:52
  Speaker 7: thinking that that my stepdaddy whatever, your daddy wants you
• 21:57
  Speaker 7: back because he lived with another woman.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: They're taking your going to the consider that's crazy.
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, mm, tell your mom.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: I'm telling it.
• 22:08
  Speaker 5: I'm tell your mama all right. Next is Onyx and
• 22:14
  Speaker 5: Pencil Pensacola. Onyx says, I'm involved with a man that
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: is an escort for an older lady. We've been together
• 22:21
  Speaker 5: for a few weeks and the sex is really good.
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: But he just sprung this info on me. I'm sure
• 22:27
  Speaker 5: things were reversed. He wouldn't be with me. Is his
• 22:30
  Speaker 5: job a deal breaker?
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: A deal breaker? Why'd you ask him?
• 22:36
  Speaker 14: And?
• 22:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah, his loving is good. He practiced all the time.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: What do you do?
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: Practice makes perfect?
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all the time. So you know, I mean you
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: ain't got nothing.
• 22:51
  Speaker 7: What do you mean he just sprung this on you.
• 22:55
  Speaker 7: You know why he told you because he's not finish stop.
• 22:58
  Speaker 7: Oh so because to you, I feel't have getting a
• 23:01
  Speaker 7: way of his money right now. He just told it
• 23:05
  Speaker 7: to you to see how you're gonna handle it. Because
• 23:07
  Speaker 7: this is what I'm doing.
• 23:10
  Speaker 6: I didn't told you now I got to go over
• 23:13
  Speaker 6: here and take care of miss Roberta not and told you.
• 23:18
  Speaker 12: I told you that I cannot, So it should be
• 23:24
  Speaker 12: a deal breaker.
• 23:25
  Speaker 5: You're saying his job should be a deal breaker for Onyx. Well,
• 23:29
  Speaker 5: I mean, you know, come on, okay, all right, Moving
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: on to Nisha and Whittier. Nisha says, my roommate videotape
• 23:39
  Speaker 5: my boyfriend and I having sex in front of the fireplace.
• 23:42
  Speaker 5: She said I violated house rules and she wanted proof.
• 23:47
  Speaker 5: Now I'm worried that she might be some kind of weirdo.
• 23:49
  Speaker 5: Does she do it for her pleasure or to prove
• 23:52
  Speaker 5: a point?
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 23:55
  Speaker 7: What difference do it make if she a weirdo or
• 23:58
  Speaker 7: she didn't prove a point? How does she get in there, y'all?
• 24:04
  Speaker 7: In front of the fireplace? Five place in the living room?
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: Y'all in the living room, right, it's open.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah she stayed.
• 24:14
  Speaker 5: There, Yeah yeah, yeah, that roommate she do so.
• 24:18
  Speaker 7: Now I'm just I mean, what's the problem.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: What why is your question? Is she a will?
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: Did she do it for her pleasure or to prove
• 24:29
  Speaker 5: a path?
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah? What the point is made?
• 24:32
  Speaker 5: You?
• 24:33
  Speaker 7: This is y'all, So don't say it ain't. And this
• 24:36
  Speaker 7: is y'all in front of the fireplace. M Now, I
• 24:40
  Speaker 7: thought we said, and we's gonna keep our private business
• 24:44
  Speaker 7: in our bedroom while you're out here in the living room.
• 24:47
  Speaker 7: I just bought that rug in front of that fireplace.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: She had the press play to tell her.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: That you see you see now say it ain't you.
• 25:00
  Speaker 7: The rug, The rug ain't gonna be the same. So
• 25:03
  Speaker 7: I think her question is brong? Is she weird? Or
• 25:06
  Speaker 7: she did to prove a point? Prove a point?
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: What should her question have been?
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: God?
• 25:12
  Speaker 11: Damg?
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: She saw me.
• 25:14
  Speaker 7: I thought she was gone, right, She said she was
• 25:18
  Speaker 7: at the store. I knocked on the door and wasn't
• 25:21
  Speaker 7: nobody here. That's all it did?
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: What different? What difference to her?
• 25:24
  Speaker 7: We don't care, But she she knows she recorded her though.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: During Now she knows she didn't know at the moment.
• 25:34
  Speaker 5: Because because she was busy. Yeah, she violated house rules.
• 25:39
  Speaker 7: I want to see the tape she put the phone on.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: Why you always want to see somebody? Why prove why
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: you don't want to see it. You don't want to
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: see the tape because that ain't me. If it ain't me,
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: what about what I don't want to see me? I
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: want to see the tape.
• 25:56
  Speaker 7: No, No, you see, so you got a little problem.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Proudly think.
• 26:03
  Speaker 7: He got a little You always want to watch somebody?
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: All right? There I ain't. I don't care, all right.
• 26:17
  Speaker 5: Last one Steve Chastity in Monroe. Chastity says, my nine
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: year old stepdaughter told my husband that she hates me.
• 26:24
  Speaker 5: He told her that if she doesn't want to visit
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: him because of me, that's fine. I believe that's poor parenting.
• 26:30
  Speaker 5: And now I'm the reason he can't see his child.
• 26:33
  Speaker 5: How do I fix the situation?
• 26:37
  Speaker 7: Well, the husband seems like he's made Uh, he's chosen
• 26:43
  Speaker 7: you over the child. See. Plus, you gotta understand he
• 26:48
  Speaker 7: fighting a double a double women. A big part of
• 26:51
  Speaker 7: this child's are disdain for you is what the baby's
• 26:55
  Speaker 7: Mamaden told her about you. Like number one, you probably
• 27:00
  Speaker 7: are being blamed as the reason why they ain't together
• 27:02
  Speaker 7: as a family no more. See so you you and
• 27:08
  Speaker 7: you're dealing with that. So how do I fix this?
• 27:11
  Speaker 7: It's nothing you can do. This situation is out and
• 27:16
  Speaker 7: beyond your control. What can he do? He already know
• 27:20
  Speaker 7: he fighting against his ex when you go over there,
• 27:23
  Speaker 7: know that this hell is the reason me and your
• 27:25
  Speaker 7: daddy ain't together.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: We'd have a family if it wasn't for her. So
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: it's a nine year old girl, Oh yeah, yeah, that's wrong.
• 27:34
  Speaker 7: She't thee brought that energy to the house. All you
• 27:36
  Speaker 7: can do is hanging in until later on when they
• 27:38
  Speaker 7: grow up a little bit and they start understanding better
• 27:41
  Speaker 7: how this goes. She gonna find out her mama crazy.
• 27:44
  Speaker 7: You know, see why daddy over there? You know it
• 27:48
  Speaker 7: always it always happened, It always work out. So it's
• 27:55
  Speaker 7: nothing you did. You're not the reason why. Uh he
• 28:00
  Speaker 7: he's not seeing his child.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: He's just not. It's not bad. It's bad parenting because
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: they the cold.
• 28:05
  Speaker 7: Parenting isn't working out between him, your man and his
• 28:10
  Speaker 7: ex who is the baby's mother. That's the problem. And
• 28:15
  Speaker 7: there's nothing you could do about it.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: Nothing wow mm.
• 28:20
  Speaker 5: Because the dad certainly told the daughter if you don't
• 28:24
  Speaker 5: want to come over, you don't have to. That's fine.
• 28:26
  Speaker 7: So you know, I pick you up sometime. We'll go somewhere.
• 28:31
  Speaker 7: You know, I still got visitation. I'll come here, but
• 28:34
  Speaker 7: I'm not gonna make you come over here. And you
• 28:36
  Speaker 7: don't like this woman, because that's that puts that makes
• 28:39
  Speaker 7: the woman uncomfortable. You be in here and you are uncomfortable.
• 28:43
  Speaker 7: Now two women I care about is uncomfortable. All right,
• 28:47
  Speaker 7: I come pick you up at your Mama's House.
• 28:49
  Speaker 5: Thank you, Cela. Coming up at the top of the hour,
• 28:51
  Speaker 5: we'll have some entertainment news for you right after this.
• 28:54
  Speaker 9: You're listening Morning Show.
• 29:00
  Speaker 5: Friday, Kate Middleton, Catherine, Princes of Wales, delivered a shocking
• 29:04
  Speaker 5: message to announce that she is cancer. Kate stated that
• 29:07
  Speaker 5: she had been hospitalized for almost two weeks at a
• 29:09
  Speaker 5: private clinic in London after she had major abdominal surgery,
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: and after the surgery test showed that cancer was present.
• 29:18
  Speaker 5: Princess Kate stated that she is undergoing a course of
• 29:21
  Speaker 5: preventative chemotherapy. Kensington Palace has not released details of what
• 29:25
  Speaker 5: type of cancer Princess Kate has, nor what stage the
• 29:28
  Speaker 5: cancer is in, or her possible prognosis. Many of the
• 29:32
  Speaker 5: stars who first mocked the princess about her appearance and
• 29:36
  Speaker 5: a photoshopped picture are apologizing now because they didn't know
• 29:39
  Speaker 5: all the details. So there you go. They jumped to
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: conclusions with all these theories and all this stuff, and
• 29:48
  Speaker 5: now here we are. You know, she's announced that she
• 29:51
  Speaker 5: has cancer, so they're kind of backtracking now.
• 29:53
  Speaker 12: Everyone absolutely her children are so young. Yeah, you're so young,
• 30:01
  Speaker 12: so they've got to deal with that. And then the king.
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: He yes, yeah, yeah, the palace.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 30:08
  Speaker 5: And he said that they've been corresponding with each other.
• 30:12
  Speaker 5: The King did, there is hope us.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: There is hope Tommy survivor.
• 30:17
  Speaker 6: Come man, start fighting right now, start mentally fighting goodness.
• 30:24
  Speaker 5: And in lighter news as we move on. According to TMZ,
• 30:28
  Speaker 5: Kanye West would like for the music industry to respect
• 30:31
  Speaker 5: his new legal name, and it is Yay. It is Yay,
• 30:35
  Speaker 5: y E Yay. According to Kanye's chief of staff, he
• 30:38
  Speaker 5: considers his birth name, Kanye West, to be a slave name,
• 30:42
  Speaker 5: so he ditched it. He said, quote Yay is a
• 30:45
  Speaker 5: black man in America who wants the right to full
• 30:48
  Speaker 5: to full self determination just like everyone else. Kanye demands
• 30:53
  Speaker 5: the big names in the music music industry, like publishers, streamers,
• 30:56
  Speaker 5: and sites that post his song lyrics, among others, refer
• 31:00
  Speaker 5: to him as Yay moving forward.
• 31:03
  Speaker 6: So you've got your nerves after all them slavery clothes
• 31:07
  Speaker 6: your hands made and hand them people in there wearing.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: Them save and you've got nerve talking about what.
• 31:13
  Speaker 6: The whole video with all these slaves, and y'all seen that,
• 31:16
  Speaker 6: y'all ain't forgot that burd after everything where that boy
• 31:19
  Speaker 6: had them people wearing that stuff. Now you got to
• 31:22
  Speaker 6: be called yeah, yeay, y'all will not. Yeah, y'all will not,
• 31:25
  Speaker 6: he said.
• 31:27
  Speaker 7: Colin said, you know he wasn't he the one that
• 31:31
  Speaker 7: say slavery was options?
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: Remember that? Yeah?
• 31:35
  Speaker 11: Yes?
• 31:36
  Speaker 12: Well okay, so can can he tell his wife to
• 31:38
  Speaker 12: put some claws on?
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: Because I'm so tired to see her?
• 31:42
  Speaker 7: Well these pictures and who are y'all talking about the
• 31:45
  Speaker 7: last time I seen that she had on that outfit
• 31:47
  Speaker 7: we head the toe was black sweater.
• 31:50
  Speaker 5: Can you miss her? I asked, my question, how have
• 31:54
  Speaker 5: you not seen that?
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: I don't see, I don't see, I don't see attle
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: hold on, I.
• 31:59
  Speaker 5: Pull up and had a fashion show with just sheer
• 32:02
  Speaker 5: sheer hos on. You could see everything, sheer holes, you
• 32:08
  Speaker 5: could see everything.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: Just walking down the street.
• 32:10
  Speaker 5: What in the world in the world.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: But it's too But.
• 32:16
  Speaker 5: She went out with Norris uh the other day and
• 32:20
  Speaker 5: she had on a big fur jacket, so people thought
• 32:23
  Speaker 5: she had changed. But then the very next day she
• 32:25
  Speaker 5: and Yay went to movies and she had on like
• 32:29
  Speaker 5: a bathing suit top, you know, and her her big
• 32:32
  Speaker 5: thing is yeah everything, Yes, her butt is always out always.
• 32:38
  Speaker 5: You'll never see a picture without her, but with her
• 32:40
  Speaker 5: like never it's all her cheeks are always out for
• 32:45
  Speaker 5: the world to see.
• 32:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm gonna get that for you. You're just stand by.
• 32:49
  Speaker 6: I got it for you. Don't see it today, You're
• 32:52
  Speaker 6: gonna see it today.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: Timmy t I have't never seen it either.
• 32:57
  Speaker 5: You haven't seen it either. Yeah.
• 33:01
  Speaker 10: But the fact your name is Yay, so you just
• 33:03
  Speaker 10: start off scriptures, now what you Yay?
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: That's who u he is now.
• 33:12
  Speaker 5: Man, Okay, all right, I want you to see him, Steve,
• 33:16
  Speaker 5: so you'll know exactly what we're talking about.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: I'm sending them.
• 33:21
  Speaker 5: Now while we're on uh huh, while we're on the air,
• 33:23
  Speaker 5: He's sending them.
• 33:26
  Speaker 7: Movement.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm sad.
• 33:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I feel like I really know her because I've
• 33:34
  Speaker 5: seen her naked. Moving on, We're going to move on
• 33:40
  Speaker 5: to this last story and just ask a simple question
• 33:43
  Speaker 5: to start off, what's going on with our youth. According
• 33:46
  Speaker 5: to the FBI officials in Houston, three minor minor boys
• 33:50
  Speaker 5: robbed a Wells Fargo bank in North Houston on March fourteenth.
• 33:54
  Speaker 5: There was an eleven year old, a twelve year old,
• 33:56
  Speaker 5: and a sixteen year old. They were all bank robbers.
• 33:58
  Speaker 5: They call them the Little Rascal. Witnesses reported that the
• 34:02
  Speaker 5: three boys entered the Wells Fargo bank and handed a
• 34:05
  Speaker 5: threatening note to a bank teller, then all three ran
• 34:08
  Speaker 5: from the bank with an undisclosed amount of money. Each
• 34:11
  Speaker 5: of the Little Rascals was charged with robbery by threat
• 34:15
  Speaker 5: and they are being held in juvenile detention.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: So much just stupid.
• 34:29
  Speaker 7: Ran out, he know, getaway car.
• 34:35
  Speaker 12: And you know what, I've been trying to follow the
• 34:36
  Speaker 12: story a little bit. It seems like the I guess
• 34:39
  Speaker 12: the investigators are trying to see them an adult put
• 34:42
  Speaker 12: them up to it, trying to find out.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, less.
• 34:44
  Speaker 12: Time being children than in an adult actually committed the crime.
• 34:49
  Speaker 12: And the boy's grandmother was saying that they didn't have
• 34:53
  Speaker 12: a gun and that the teller gave them play money.
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: I don't know where mama getting that from.
• 34:58
  Speaker 7: But but ok here's here's okay, let's say an adult
• 35:03
  Speaker 7: put them up.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: How stupid is this person?
• 35:07
  Speaker 7: Yes, yes, you don't think that when they catch them
• 35:11
  Speaker 7: kids that they not gonna.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: Tell you we're gonna talk immediately. Yeah, it is just
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: no sense.
• 35:19
  Speaker 9: In this eleven Yeah, ruining these.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: Babous lines all right?
• 35:25
  Speaker 5: Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, Trump's bond
• 35:27
  Speaker 5: in a civil case was reduced to one hundred and
• 35:30
  Speaker 5: seventy five million dollars. We'll talk about it right after this.
• 35:34
  Speaker 9: You're listening Hard Morning Show.
• 35:37
  Speaker 5: On Monday, a New York appeals court reduced Donald Trump's
• 35:41
  Speaker 5: bond from the original four hundred and sixty four million
• 35:45
  Speaker 5: dollars two down to I should say one hundred and
• 35:49
  Speaker 5: seventy five million. This is in a civil fraud case.
• 35:53
  Speaker 5: Trump was also given an additional ten days to pay
• 35:55
  Speaker 5: the bond. The ruling is another victory for Trump, who's
• 36:00
  Speaker 5: lawyers stated that for Trump, coming up with the larger
• 36:03
  Speaker 5: bond was practically impossible. As he left the courtroom, Trump said,
• 36:07
  Speaker 5: I greatly respect the decision of the Appellate Division, and
• 36:10
  Speaker 5: I'll post the one hundred and seventy five million dollars
• 36:13
  Speaker 5: in cash, bond, security, or whatever is necessary very quickly
• 36:17
  Speaker 5: within the ten days. So, Steve, were you surprised by
• 36:20
  Speaker 5: all of this?
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: Were you surprised?
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: No, they gonna they gonna make everything convenient for him now.
• 36:25
  Speaker 5: But it's still a lot of money though, Well.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: Is the bond the same as criminal bond?
• 36:30
  Speaker 7: So like if it's if it's five hundred million, then
• 36:34
  Speaker 7: is it ten percent?
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: Fifty million? Is it all? Because that's what a bond is,
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: you know, bond out.
• 36:42
  Speaker 7: So if it's one hundred and seventy five million, it's
• 36:44
  Speaker 7: seventeen million point five.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: You got that ten percent.
• 36:48
  Speaker 7: I'm just I'm curious if that's the same type of
• 36:51
  Speaker 7: bond as when you bond out of jail.
• 36:54
  Speaker 5: Wow, I don't know the answer to that.
• 36:59
  Speaker 12: Well, yeah, because some mind blowing that we're having a
• 37:03
  Speaker 12: rematch too, Steve of this election of twenty twenty.
• 37:08
  Speaker 7: I just can't even I'm saying this. I'm sickened by
• 37:13
  Speaker 7: this that this country is that mentally poisoned by this man,
• 37:21
  Speaker 7: that this Republican Party is so afraid of this man,
• 37:26
  Speaker 7: that there are seventy million people in this country who
• 37:30
  Speaker 7: are just like this man. The real danger for me
• 37:35
  Speaker 7: is and the real thing is the seventy million people
• 37:40
  Speaker 7: that voted for him will vote for him again.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yep, this is unbelievable.
• 37:48
  Speaker 7: That way we live, but they live amongst us, they
• 37:51
  Speaker 7: stay next door.
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: They're gonna have the Trump signs back up.
• 37:55
  Speaker 5: But they're disillusioned because they think it's going to be
• 37:59
  Speaker 5: some kind of you know this great America and all
• 38:02
  Speaker 5: of this when he does get in office. But it's
• 38:05
  Speaker 5: not going to be like that. Trump is for Trump
• 38:08
  Speaker 5: and they're bigoted.
• 38:10
  Speaker 7: Yeah, because all of his policies, but what the regular
• 38:13
  Speaker 7: person doesn't know. And I'm here to tell you he
• 38:16
  Speaker 7: is not for you. So all of these common people,
• 38:19
  Speaker 7: if you're not rich, Trump don't care nothing about you,
• 38:23
  Speaker 7: and Trump don't care about them. Trump cares about Trump.
• 38:26
  Speaker 7: Trump wants to be president so he can avoid these indictments.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: This is all a lie, and it gears up.
• 38:32
  Speaker 7: Them country pole dunk thinking ass folks that think he
• 38:36
  Speaker 7: about them. And then it appeases to the ones that's
• 38:39
  Speaker 7: gotten money who ain't not like us.
• 38:40
  Speaker 5: No damn one coming up with thirty four minutes after
• 38:43
  Speaker 5: the hour, we'll switch gears and play around. If one
• 38:47
  Speaker 5: has to go. Right after this, you're listening Harvey Morning Show,
• 38:53
  Speaker 5: it is time for a round of one has to go,
• 38:56
  Speaker 5: all right, dental floss, toilet tissue, razor has to go.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: I tell you what you need to stay that got
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: you got to have that tolet.
• 39:07
  Speaker 10: I don't care about yeah, toss up between dinner floss
• 39:11
  Speaker 10: and racing.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: But I need that razor though, I got to have
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: that raised. I don't really need this dinner, Flos, but
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: that rasor yeah, your teeth. Uh, give me the straw
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: out that broom. We're gonna have to make a dude.
• 39:23
  Speaker 5: That's so old school.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: Y'all were rather shaved than floss.
• 39:28
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, what do you know what we fin it
• 39:31
  Speaker 6: looked like with GINI don't know, but do you know
• 39:33
  Speaker 6: we've looked like if we don't, if you don't.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: I do not wild shave. Now we're onto something interesting?
• 39:49
  Speaker 5: What what don't start?
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: See?
• 39:53
  Speaker 11: Well?
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: He said that.
• 39:54
  Speaker 10: Was Oh my god, fall back.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: You shave? All right?
• 40:08
  Speaker 5: One has to go?
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: Why you stopped?
• 40:13
  Speaker 5: One has to go. You're riding a bus, a horse
• 40:16
  Speaker 5: or a camel? Which one one has to go? Ride
• 40:19
  Speaker 5: a bus, ride a horse, ride a camel.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: I'm not riding at Kim. I can't ride him. Ain't riding.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know nothing, but no.
• 40:29
  Speaker 5: One steam does.
• 40:32
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but the road bus though a whole lot falling off.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: That ain't no dale steeve you hauled that man, Lord.
• 40:45
  Speaker 12: That is stn't get a selfie.
• 40:49
  Speaker 5: You're sitting back there by yourself.
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: For me, I'm on the bus with attitude. Man Travis,
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: Come on off, all right.
• 41:06
  Speaker 5: One has to go on your pizza. One has to
• 41:09
  Speaker 5: go onions, mushrooms, peppers.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: Hmm, I got to have them. I got to have
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: a mushroom. I like mushrooms. You know, in time, you
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: guys have everything. Now I don't need cave get rid
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: of the peppers.
• 41:26
  Speaker 5: Said yeah, yeah, yeah, he couldn't live without it.
• 41:31
  Speaker 12: About it right without Caveyard did he didn't live without it.
• 41:38
  Speaker 5: The whole lot of thing. The question, all right, onions, mushroom, peppers.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: Taking peppers off there?
• 41:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, peppers. Okay, all right, this is sex.
• 41:52
  Speaker 5: One has to go sex on a plane, sex at
• 41:56
  Speaker 5: the movies, sex at work. One has to go.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: On that plane. I ain't got no plane.
• 42:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah plane, Well you fly commercial. People do it at
• 42:07
  Speaker 5: commercial all the time.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: Am I gonna have sets at the movie for.
• 42:15
  Speaker 11: You?
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: Ain't it's dark in there?
• 42:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, people do it all the time.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: You ain't done that.
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: You've never had at the movie.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: You really ain't live yet. Everybody can't move around in
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: the middle last seats, like, but.
• 42:34
  Speaker 5: You have to go to the ones that the seats
• 42:36
  Speaker 5: let out, you know, they reclined. You have to go
• 42:39
  Speaker 5: to back hound see.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: First of all, why are you and why are y'all
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: at this movie? At the end they turned on the
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: same movie. What you're doing about how many people in there?
• 42:51
  Speaker 7: You don't think nobody gonna see you, nobody gonna hear
• 42:55
  Speaker 7: you at this movie?
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: We got to you gotta go whin nobody. Huh, you
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: gotta go to an action pack.
• 43:02
  Speaker 7: Move.
• 43:03
  Speaker 6: It's a lot of sound and a lot of you know,
• 43:05
  Speaker 6: there's a lot of activity going on.
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: Oh sound effects.
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't be an open Oh.
• 43:11
  Speaker 7: Oh, they blowing enough stuff. Didn't make it me hot.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to pull a gun off inish shoot table.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: Let me tell yourself.
• 43:27
  Speaker 5: It was so stupid, slipping old touching old fire.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: Let's get it. Let's do that nice action. All right.
• 43:39
  Speaker 5: That's today's round of one. Hads to go coming up
• 43:42
  Speaker 5: next to the nephew and the prank phone call. Right
• 43:44
  Speaker 5: after this, you're listening hard Morning show coming up at
• 43:50
  Speaker 5: about four minutes after the hour. It's my Strawberry letter
• 43:53
  Speaker 5: for today today and the subject is the visiting pastor.
• 43:57
  Speaker 5: Is my sugar daddy? Uh oh?
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: All right, all.
• 44:02
  Speaker 5: Right, that's all about just a few right now. The
• 44:07
  Speaker 5: nephew is here. You here with today's prank phone call, nephew,
• 44:11
  Speaker 5: what you got?
• 44:12
  Speaker 13: Uh?
• 44:12
  Speaker 6: This one's pretty serious right here. Most of my pranks
• 44:15
  Speaker 6: are very serious. Y'all know that they are.
• 44:17
  Speaker 5: Very Yeah, I wouldn't say that.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: There's some real, real, real, real, real series right here.
• 44:28
  Speaker 6: This right here is your wife's birthday gift. All right,
• 44:31
  Speaker 6: your wife's birthday gift, cat dog, if you would, we
• 44:34
  Speaker 6: got to get I got to get her something.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: I got to.
• 44:37
  Speaker 11: Who Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach there. Yeah, what's up, Hey, Drenn,
• 44:46
  Speaker 11: what's going on? Brother? It's uh, my name is Chris Man.
• 44:48
  Speaker 11: I work with I work with your wife, Sharon. I
• 44:52
  Speaker 11: think I think I'm gonna senior at one of the
• 44:54
  Speaker 11: one of the gatherings before man, like I happy all
• 44:57
  Speaker 11: we had after work or something. I don't know if
• 44:58
  Speaker 11: you remember me or not. Now I don't remember you, Okay, okay, okay, cool,
• 45:04
  Speaker 11: Hey listen, man, I know sharing birthday is coming up,
• 45:07
  Speaker 11: so I wanted to if you didn't mind, I hope
• 45:09
  Speaker 11: you don't mind me called. I wanted to reach out
• 45:11
  Speaker 11: and see if you were, uh, you know, what you
• 45:14
  Speaker 11: were getting her for a birthday. I wanted to make
• 45:16
  Speaker 11: sure you know we're gonna pitch in and get us
• 45:18
  Speaker 11: something at the job. We're gonna make sure you know,
• 45:20
  Speaker 11: we didn't get you know, you know what you may
• 45:22
  Speaker 11: have be gonna get her.
• 45:24
  Speaker 15: You know what I'm saying kind of like something like
• 45:26
  Speaker 15: a grab bag or something like that.
• 45:28
  Speaker 11: Uh No, I wasn't gonna hit it with no grab man.
• 45:32
  Speaker 11: I was just you know, like I said, we were
• 45:34
  Speaker 11: gonna get something. You know, we haven't really put our
• 45:36
  Speaker 11: put our all the thoughts to it or what we
• 45:39
  Speaker 11: was gonna get yet, But I want, I personally want
• 45:41
  Speaker 11: to see what you was getting that way. We don't,
• 45:43
  Speaker 11: you know, do Okay?
• 45:45
  Speaker 15: Well, she likes money, man, you can you know, uh
• 45:48
  Speaker 15: give us some give us some cash or you know,
• 45:51
  Speaker 15: Starbucks card or uh something from McDonald something.
• 45:55
  Speaker 14: You know, it don't have to be too big. She
• 45:57
  Speaker 14: she don't uh you don't have to, you know, she
• 46:00
  Speaker 14: she's not that materialistic.
• 46:03
  Speaker 11: Okay, okay, let me let me let me ask you this.
• 46:06
  Speaker 11: So d uh do you uh know what a size is?
• 46:11
  Speaker 14: Do I know what her size is?
• 46:13
  Speaker 11: Ye're like clothing, you know, do you know what side
• 46:15
  Speaker 11: she will?
• 46:16
  Speaker 14: Uh? Yeah, I know what size she's about. She's my wife. Man.
• 46:21
  Speaker 14: What I think this is kind of like, I'm getting
• 46:24
  Speaker 14: a little bit uncomfortable with this.
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 46:26
  Speaker 11: What what do you do you think? You know? I
• 46:29
  Speaker 11: don't mean to make you un comfortable. Brother, Let me
• 46:30
  Speaker 11: ask you this here. Do you think she she would like? Uh?
• 46:34
  Speaker 11: Do she like stuff from Victoria's Secret?
• 46:36
  Speaker 8: WHOA hold up?
• 46:38
  Speaker 12: Man?
• 46:38
  Speaker 8: Stop right there?
• 46:40
  Speaker 14: You talking about what?
• 46:42
  Speaker 11: No?
• 46:42
  Speaker 14: I like, I said, I want what you what's your
• 46:46
  Speaker 14: name again?
• 46:46
  Speaker 11: Man, my name is Chris. Like like I said earlier,
• 46:49
  Speaker 11: my name Chris.
• 46:50
  Speaker 14: How long you been with the company?
• 46:52
  Speaker 11: I have only been there six months? You know? But
• 46:54
  Speaker 11: like I said, I think I saw you at one
• 46:56
  Speaker 11: of the happy y'alls. I saw maybe you just don't
• 46:58
  Speaker 11: remember who I am though.
• 47:00
  Speaker 14: No, no, no, man, but you way out.
• 47:04
  Speaker 15: Of line talking about her size. And I'm not comfortable
• 47:08
  Speaker 15: with this at all.
• 47:09
  Speaker 8: Man.
• 47:09
  Speaker 14: You know Okay, okay, you way out your way out
• 47:12
  Speaker 14: of line?
• 47:13
  Speaker 11: Right? But what what? What's what? You didn't answer? My
• 47:16
  Speaker 11: question was what do you think she liked Victorious Secrets?
• 47:20
  Speaker 8: Going to answer your question? What you talking about?
• 47:25
  Speaker 11: Okay? Okay? What's what's what?
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: What?
• 47:26
  Speaker 11: What's the language? Brother? What's what's her?
• 47:28
  Speaker 8: We brothers?
• 47:29
  Speaker 14: You know, we ain't we ain't we ain't no brothers
• 47:33
  Speaker 14: you fool. What do you get on asking me about
• 47:37
  Speaker 14: my white's clothes?
• 47:40
  Speaker 11: Okay, okay, all right, ok.
• 47:46
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 47:46
  Speaker 11: What all I'm saying is is do you think she
• 47:49
  Speaker 11: gonna like the victorious secret?
• 47:51
  Speaker 8: I don't give her? Hey, man, just to st up
• 47:54
  Speaker 8: with that? Do you know how long we've been together?
• 47:58
  Speaker 14: I know this woman since high school.
• 48:00
  Speaker 8: Don't come to me with that.
• 48:02
  Speaker 11: Okay. So so I was just trying to get up.
• 48:06
  Speaker 8: What what what? What time do you guys get off?
• 48:10
  Speaker 8: I'm coming off.
• 48:10
  Speaker 11: I lead off of at five thirty, but I was
• 48:13
  Speaker 11: gonna leave early.
• 48:14
  Speaker 8: I mean, right, hey, we can talk about this faith
• 48:17
  Speaker 8: to faith.
• 48:18
  Speaker 11: Hey, listen, I'm trying to.
• 48:20
  Speaker 14: Get listen what I ain't gotta listen to.
• 48:23
  Speaker 11: I'm trying to get shared a pandem Broth said, man, okay, hey.
• 48:28
  Speaker 8: You ain't buying my wife and she wouldn't even accept
• 48:32
  Speaker 8: it anyway.
• 48:33
  Speaker 11: Okay, hey man, how.
• 48:35
  Speaker 8: You get this number? How you get this number?
• 48:39
  Speaker 14: I know she didn't give you this.
• 48:42
  Speaker 11: Let me tell you, hot there, I got it from
• 48:44
  Speaker 11: your wife, Sharon, because guess who I am. I am
• 48:47
  Speaker 11: nephew Toppy from the Steve Harvey Marten Show. Sharon got me.
• 48:52
  Speaker 8: To brank phone call you what there this happened?
• 49:01
  Speaker 11: Man, This nephew Tommy brother.
• 49:03
  Speaker 15: Man, this is some boys.
• 49:06
  Speaker 14: This is some real book. This is some straight up boys.
• 49:10
  Speaker 14: Hey man, you ain't white man. You know you need
• 49:14
  Speaker 14: to stop with people, you know, because you might get
• 49:17
  Speaker 14: you might somebody might be waiting for you have to
• 49:20
  Speaker 14: work one day. Man, that's totally wrong. You have heard
• 49:23
  Speaker 14: of karma. I heard somebody gonna play a prank on
• 49:27
  Speaker 14: your one day.
• 49:30
  Speaker 8: Your uncle is right, somebody's gonna.
• 49:32
  Speaker 11: Walk for your This just amount of time? Oh man?
• 49:41
  Speaker 11: All right, all right there before I get mad, well,
• 49:44
  Speaker 11: will you please tell the people what is the baddest
• 49:47
  Speaker 11: radio show in the lad Steve Harvey Show.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: I got to get her some I don't know what
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: she's like.
• 49:57
  Speaker 6: You know, I'm trying to to her secret.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: You know, something nice, you know, just something you.
• 50:03
  Speaker 5: Don't want to go.
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: You want to get us something nice.
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: You know you really was courteous. You know. At least
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: I'm calling asking I could have just brought it and.
• 50:11
  Speaker 6: Trying to be respected. Jun I'm trying to be let
• 50:15
  Speaker 6: me know what you know what you think your wife
• 50:17
  Speaker 6: might like? Man, I'm not trying to get yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 50:22
  Speaker 6: I don't want him to get the same thing I can't.
• 50:24
  Speaker 6: You know, let me let's work this thing out. Yeah,
• 50:29
  Speaker 6: we're both trying to make sure she's straight. You understand that.
• 50:33
  Speaker 6: And at the end of the day, that's all that
• 50:36
  Speaker 6: should matter is that she's happy.
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's all that matters.
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: Okay. The nerve of some people. Man, you try to
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: do something for somebody.
• 50:46
  Speaker 6: They don't appreciate you appreciate what you don't want to
• 50:48
  Speaker 6: appreciate what I'm doing over here trying to get your
• 50:50
  Speaker 6: wife something.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: Man, let me get your wife something.
• 50:54
  Speaker 6: Let's let's going on and agree that we both are
• 50:56
  Speaker 6: here for a good worthy cause and that's all about
• 50:59
  Speaker 6: making her hand, that's all.
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I got a worthy call.
• 51:02
  Speaker 6: Saturday night is going down out and said it a
• 51:04
  Speaker 6: hundred times a million times. It will be in the
• 51:07
  Speaker 6: gump that is Montgomery, Alabama at the Montgomery Performing Arts Senators, myself,
• 51:12
  Speaker 6: celebrity comedian JJ Williamson, and the one and only earthquake
• 51:17
  Speaker 6: shaking it up is this Saturday night, Montgomery, Alabama.
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: Tickets are on Zell Red. Now headed to the gum baby,
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: all right, landing the cup.
• 51:26
  Speaker 6: Y'all already know it's the April Fools, Comedy jam in Brooklyn,
• 51:30
  Speaker 6: Brooklyn in the house. That's right, baby at the Barclays Center,
• 51:34
  Speaker 6: and it is Star Study. It is locked and loaded.
• 51:37
  Speaker 6: Oh God. The list goes on and on and on.
• 51:40
  Speaker 6: We got third. We gonna were going thirteen deep. You
• 51:43
  Speaker 6: eard me, eured me, baby, We're going thirteen deep up
• 51:47
  Speaker 6: in there.
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: So u uh uh. If you don't leave laughing, something
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: is definitely wrong. Okay.
• 51:53
  Speaker 6: So I can guarantee you the rest, assure you you're
• 51:56
  Speaker 6: gonna have a good time because you got a Oh God,
• 52:00
  Speaker 6: first and foremost, you got nephew Tommy. I mean what
• 52:02
  Speaker 6: I mean, what more could you possibly what more could
• 52:04
  Speaker 6: you want out of that?
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: And when will we see nephew too? I'm probably gonna
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: be right.
• 52:12
  Speaker 6: Smack dab in the middle of at thirteen right Smack
• 52:15
  Speaker 6: dab in the Middle.
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: Hosted by Rip Michaels.
• 52:17
  Speaker 6: We got Bruce, Bruce, my boy in the building, d
• 52:19
  Speaker 6: O Hugley in the Building, Just hilarious, Coco Brown, Tory,
• 52:23
  Speaker 6: hard Line in Love, Oh my God, dj MV is rocking,
• 52:27
  Speaker 6: uh London Brown Okay, uh man. The list goes on,
• 52:31
  Speaker 6: Brian Hooks, Chantey, Wayne's, Tracy Morgan, in the building.
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: It's goes on.
• 52:37
  Speaker 6: And on and on and on and on, and the
• 52:39
  Speaker 6: funny don't stop til the break of down Brooklyn in
• 52:43
  Speaker 6: the House. Tickets on sale right now, Barclay, Sir Barbury,
• 52:47
  Speaker 6: you ain't New York City. I was gonna say, take that,
• 52:51
  Speaker 6: take that, but that ain't a good it ain't a
• 52:52
  Speaker 6: good time city.
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: Wow, I'm gonna take that out. Take that out. Take
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: that out.
• 52:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah, take that back, take that back, take it back.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
• 53:02
  Speaker 6: Hi.
• 53:02
  Speaker 5: Coming up next, Thanking Nephew. Strawberry Letter. Subject the visiting
• 53:05
  Speaker 5: pastor is my sugar Daddy. We'll get into it right
• 53:09
  Speaker 5: after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is
• 53:14
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• 53:17
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• 53:34
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• 53:35
  Speaker 6: We got it for you here. It is Strawberry Letter.
• 53:38
  Speaker 5: Thank you, nephew. Subject. The visiting pastor is my sugar daddy.
• 53:43
  Speaker 5: Dear Stephen Shirley. I live in North Carolina and I'm
• 53:46
  Speaker 5: in a long distance relationship with a man I've known
• 53:49
  Speaker 5: all my life. He's a great man that would never
• 53:51
  Speaker 5: cheat on me because he barely has enough money to
• 53:54
  Speaker 5: take care of the two of us. After dating him
• 53:57
  Speaker 5: for seven years without him having a plan for our future,
• 54:01
  Speaker 5: I cheated on him. I got a sugar daddy that
• 54:04
  Speaker 5: lives in the same city as my man. He is
• 54:07
  Speaker 5: a preacher and he's thirty one years older than me.
• 54:11
  Speaker 5: He spoils me with gifts and he knows exactly what
• 54:13
  Speaker 5: he is doing in the bedroom. But I have a
• 54:16
  Speaker 5: potential problem coming up Easter weekend, and I don't know
• 54:19
  Speaker 5: what I should do. My boyfriend is spending Easter Sunday
• 54:23
  Speaker 5: in North Carolina with me and my mom. My sugar
• 54:26
  Speaker 5: daddy is going to be our visiting pastor at my
• 54:28
  Speaker 5: home church for Easter Sunday. He has no idea that
• 54:32
  Speaker 5: I have a boyfriend. He said it's a no no.
• 54:35
  Speaker 5: So he called me today and said he's planning to
• 54:37
  Speaker 5: stay at my apartment because it's just one night. He
• 54:40
  Speaker 5: also said he wants to cook for me. I suggest
• 54:43
  Speaker 5: it would get a hotel suite and order room service.
• 54:46
  Speaker 5: He said, even though he's divorced, he wants to be discreet,
• 54:50
  Speaker 5: so he'd rather stay at my place. I truly need
• 54:53
  Speaker 5: him to get a hotel room because my boyfriend is
• 54:56
  Speaker 5: staying with me. I can't afford to mess things up
• 54:58
  Speaker 5: with my sugar daddy because as he's talking about buying
• 55:01
  Speaker 5: me a new car. My mom said, I'm thirty now,
• 55:05
  Speaker 5: so I should focus on the man with money, not
• 55:07
  Speaker 5: the broke one. Dumping my boyfriend on Easter would be
• 55:10
  Speaker 5: too harsh. I need advice. How do I decide who
• 55:14
  Speaker 5: I'm spending Easter with? Are you serious? Are you for real?
• 55:22
  Speaker 5: So you need Steve and I to help you navigate
• 55:24
  Speaker 5: between these two guys the best way to cheat. But
• 55:29
  Speaker 5: it seems to me like you're doing pretty good on
• 55:31
  Speaker 5: your own. I mean, both these guys live in the
• 55:34
  Speaker 5: same city. You say they don't live in your town.
• 55:37
  Speaker 5: Your boyfriend of seven years, though he can't even afford
• 55:40
  Speaker 5: a hotel room. How are they just telling you where
• 55:43
  Speaker 5: they're gonna stay. Your mother must be right that your
• 55:47
  Speaker 5: boyfriend of seven years is broke or just really really cheap,
• 55:52
  Speaker 5: and not only that he sounds married or something like
• 55:55
  Speaker 5: he has another woman where he lives. Because after seven years,
• 55:59
  Speaker 5: you would think there would be some sort of movement
• 56:01
  Speaker 5: toward future plans.
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: For you guys.
• 56:03
  Speaker 5: But no, no, he's just, you know, just come moving
• 56:08
  Speaker 5: along with seven years. And neither one of these men
• 56:13
  Speaker 5: should should be trying to stay at your house anyway.
• 56:16
  Speaker 5: Let them get their own rooms whenever they come to
• 56:18
  Speaker 5: see you. Tell mister long distance lover that your plans
• 56:22
  Speaker 5: have changed and he can't come for Easter at all.
• 56:24
  Speaker 5: That's what you tell him. Tell him that visiting pastor
• 56:28
  Speaker 5: can't stay with you and why should you be all
• 56:30
  Speaker 5: stressed out and inconvenienced. He can get a hotel room.
• 56:34
  Speaker 5: I'm sure he does that when he visits other churches
• 56:37
  Speaker 5: in other cities. That's what he does. He'll understand. Yeah,
• 56:41
  Speaker 5: you're right, this is a no no, he said. This
• 56:43
  Speaker 5: is a no no meaning you can't see anyone else.
• 56:45
  Speaker 5: Who is he to tell you who to see? Get
• 56:49
  Speaker 5: your life together, Listen to your mom. He'll understand. Everybody
• 56:53
  Speaker 5: will be everybody will understand this is crazy. We can't
• 56:56
  Speaker 5: help you with this.
• 56:57
  Speaker 7: Steve Sureley, do we read the same letter. I'm factually
• 57:03
  Speaker 7: off base here. Then I don't understand.
• 57:07
  Speaker 5: What what Steve?
• 57:12
  Speaker 7: Okay, here we go listen. The visiting past is my
• 57:16
  Speaker 7: sugar daddy. Now, you're in a long distance relationship with
• 57:19
  Speaker 7: this guy that you've known all your life. He's a
• 57:23
  Speaker 7: great man who would never cheat on me because he
• 57:28
  Speaker 7: barely has enough money to take care of the two
• 57:31
  Speaker 7: of us. How you know, I just have a question
• 57:36
  Speaker 7: for you. How do you know that it's long distance?
• 57:39
  Speaker 7: Y'all been together seven years. He barely got enough money.
• 57:42
  Speaker 7: That's why he wouldn't cheat. Money has nothing to do
• 57:44
  Speaker 7: with a man cheating. You just need to understand that
• 57:47
  Speaker 7: right now. So I don't know where you got that
• 57:49
  Speaker 7: little stupid notion from after dating it for seven years
• 57:53
  Speaker 7: without having a real plan for our future. I the
• 57:57
  Speaker 7: letter that the lady that wrote the letter I cheated
• 58:00
  Speaker 7: on him. I got a sugar daddy that lives in
• 58:04
  Speaker 7: the same city as my man. So now there's two
• 58:07
  Speaker 7: men that live out of state, out of the city.
• 58:11
  Speaker 7: He is a preacher and he's thirty one years older
• 58:15
  Speaker 7: than me. Now, I found out later on in the
• 58:17
  Speaker 7: letter that your mama told you you thirty Now, so
• 58:21
  Speaker 7: you need to focus on the money instead of the
• 58:23
  Speaker 7: broke man, which means that sugar Daddy passed. It is
• 58:26
  Speaker 7: sixty one, sixty one, you thirty. We got that math together.
• 58:34
  Speaker 7: He spoils me with gifts. He knows exactly what he's
• 58:37
  Speaker 7: doing in the bedroom. He's sixty one. Damn if you
• 58:40
  Speaker 7: ain't picked up nothing by sixty he not good in
• 58:46
  Speaker 7: the bedroom. By sixty he not fit to get good.
• 58:51
  Speaker 5: It's not gonna happen.
• 58:53
  Speaker 7: So I ain't nobody surprised about this, But I have
• 58:56
  Speaker 7: a potential problem coming up Easter weekend, and I don't
• 58:59
  Speaker 7: know what I should do. My boyfriend is spending Easter
• 59:03
  Speaker 7: weekend in North Carolina with me and my mom. Okay,
• 59:07
  Speaker 7: and you want him to because that's who you feel
• 59:10
  Speaker 7: secure with and you've already made these plans. My sugar
• 59:13
  Speaker 7: Daddy is going to be our visiting pastor at my
• 59:18
  Speaker 7: home church for Easter Sunday. He has no idea that
• 59:23
  Speaker 7: I have a boyfriend. How what is old ass dude
• 59:28
  Speaker 7: come from meet you and expect you not to have
• 59:30
  Speaker 7: no history? And then he say that's a no note.
• 59:34
  Speaker 7: Sureley want to know, how can he tell you what
• 59:36
  Speaker 7: to do? Because he paying for stuff Shirley, that's how.
• 59:40
  Speaker 7: That's exactly how he paying for it. Well, he said
• 59:46
  Speaker 7: it and he meant it because he paying. Now he
• 59:49
  Speaker 7: got her tripping because if he was, if the money wasn't.
• 59:53
  Speaker 5: Hang on, Steve, hang on well. In part two of
• 59:56
  Speaker 5: your response, coming up to the Strawberry letter, the subject
• 59:59
  Speaker 5: is the visiting pastor is my sugar daddy. That's all
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 5: coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour right
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 5: after this.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 9: You're listening hard morning show.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 5: All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 5: The subject is the visiting pastor is my sugar daddy.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: We got a tricky woman that wrote a letter.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 7: Got this boyfriend long diss and she's known all the life,
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 7: been dating him for seven years. He's made no plans
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 7: for the future, and he's broke. He don't have enough
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 7: money to take care of two of them, so she
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 7: assumes that he's in this long distant relationship, not cheating
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 7: because he don't have the money for two of us.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 7: I stated and will state again, cheating has nothing to
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 7: do with how much money he got. The reason y'all
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 7: might not have enough money is because he split that
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 7: money around town.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: You see what I'm saying. He doing something.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 7: So anyway, you decided, now you think you gonna beat
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 7: him to the punch.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: So I cheated on him. I got me a sugar daddy.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 7: And the sugar daddy is thirty one year older than you,
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 7: and he spoils you with gifts and everything, and he
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 7: knows exactly what he's doing in the bedroom. What hell,
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 7: he's sixty one, he's sixty one. Because he thirty one
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 7: years older than you, and you thirty, he's sixty one.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 7: He supposed to know what he's doing by now, he's
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 7: sixty years of practice. So what y'all wouldn't killed me
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 7: with this? He know what he's doing in the bedroom. Eh,
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 7: he's sixty I'm gonna.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 5: Tell you right now.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah, sixty sixty years. He suposed to know something. He
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 7: done pick up a move or two. So what what
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 7: you need to be thinking about is how many how
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 7: many more performances he got? That's what you need to
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 7: start looking at.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 5: It almost time for the curtain call.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you know, you may say, start slowing down. Now,
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 7: here's the problem I have on Easter weekend, I don't
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 7: know what I should do. My boyfriend is spending Easter
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 7: Sunday in North Carolina with me and my mom.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: Your mom is.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 7: Looking forward to it. You looking forward to it because
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 7: he's safe. But now your sugar daddy is going to
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 7: be our visiting pastor at the Home Church on Easter Sunday.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 7: And he has no idea that I have a boyfriend
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 7: where he should. I don't know how he thinks he
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 7: met you and you were just dangling out there free,
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 7: but he should. And he say that's a no note.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 7: And he has every right to say that's a no
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 7: note because he paying.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: He paid.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 7: So he called me today and said he's playing on
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 7: staying at my apartment because it's just one night.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: He also said he wants to cook for me.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 7: I suggested we get a hotel suite and or a
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 7: room service. He said, even though he's divorced, he wants
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 7: to be discreet, so he'd rather stay at my place
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 7: instead of y'all trouncing through that hotel lobby and somebody see, y'all,
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 7: I truly need him to get a hotel room because
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 7: my boyfriend is saying with me. Now, that's because y'all
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 7: been together seven years. It would be if you asked
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 7: him to get a hotel room. He ain't gona understand
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 7: that the gig is up, But now I truly need
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 7: him to get.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: A hotel room.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 7: She talking about sugar Daddy because my boyfriend is staying
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 7: with me and I can't afford to mess things up
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 7: with my sugar Daddy because he's talking about buying me
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 7: a new car. Oh, you got to be in that
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 7: clowning girl. Any time they talking about buying you a car,
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 7: you got to be in now doing multiple monkey flips per.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: Evening, per army, crawling towards the bed, Harbi.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 7: Crying her elbows, diving off doughknobs.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: You just in there.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 7: You in there, just clowning, leaning over the couch, picking
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 7: up the remote, talking about you see it shit? Okay, heah,
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 7: you in there playing. My mom said that I'm thirty. Now,
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 7: sure I should focus on the man with money and
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 7: not the broken Dumping my boy friend on Easter would
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 7: be too harsh.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, where wildly mals come from? You know,
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: y'all kill me doing all his moral stuff.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 7: Then now dumping him on Easter be too harsh?
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: Well, you got donk get rid of him. Now Easter
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: is this Sunday?
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 7: I need advice. How do I decide who I'm spending
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 7: Easter with? Lady, you have a bigger problem than who
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 7: you spending Easter with. You need to decide who you
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 7: gonna be with. You can't be with both these men.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 7: It ain't working. You too stupid to be with two men.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 7: Oh no, you don't even have the basics of cheating
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 7: down pat.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 5: You can't lie.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 7: Well, now you should tell sugar Daddy you don't have
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 7: men at your house. M you know, unless we go
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 7: in to the next level, I don't have men at
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 7: my house. And that would force him to get a hotel.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 7: But then how you gonna go over there to the
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 7: hotel because your boyfriend gonna be at your apartment. You see,
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 7: you have a quandary because you got to get over
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 7: to this hotel because there's a new car riding on
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 7: the line, so you got to get to that hotel. Now,
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 7: this man that already said he wanted to stay at
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 7: your apartment because he want to cook for you, So
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 7: now he trying to do some other stuff.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: And he's divorced.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 7: Obviously you think he's divorced or he should be divorced,
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 7: and he could potentially not be divorced because he's scared
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 7: to get that hotel room.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: So now you.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 7: Got a whole bunch of liars in a relationship. Sugar daddy,
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 7: broke boy, and stupid girl.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 5: That's a new title of the letter.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 7: Yeah, see, we have a how do you decide? You
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 7: need to decide who you're gonna be with? Your Mama's right,
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 7: you're thirty. You need to get your focus on now
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 7: what you're gonna do, because I can't tell you how
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 7: to do this here because you don't already.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 5: Messing right, leave your comments on today's Shrubberry Letter. Options
• 1:06:20
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• 1:06:23
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• 1:06:26
  Speaker 5: iHeartRadio app where free never sounded so good. Coming up next,
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 5: it is Junior and Sports Talk. Right after this, you're
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 5: listening Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: All right, ladies and.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 5: Gentlemen, Junior is here with Sports Talk. What you got Junior?
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 10: You know what, Shirley, eighty percent people talk about my
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 10: brackets still in tech.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: No, it's not if you saw this can No, it's not.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 10: Eighty six percent of the brackets are already busted. And
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 10: you're gonna sit up here tell me your brackets still
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 10: in tech.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: You got to be kidding me.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 10: I gets on your car maybe, but not your bracket
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 10: on this tournament. Nobody's bracket.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: It's intact right there. This marsh magic is crazy. I'll
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: tell you right that if your maskot walk on four
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: legs dead at home. I don't care who your.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 16: Team if you, if you are Tiger, if you a wildcat,
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 16: if you are a Gala, if you a long horn yo,
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 16: yo buffalo, it don't matter your your team is at home?
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: Man, did you see this? Did anybody ever imagine the
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: tournament without a Kansas in it?
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 5: Whoa no Kansas, No Kentucky.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: Man without Kansas, no Florida noset number two?
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 10: There was two c baler gold Daggies is gone.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: Hey, hey, what what was you upset? It hurts, It hurts,
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: But it was because we can't see you.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 7: We can't don't know why you own them.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: We can't tell because we can't see.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 10: I gotta give you, Tommy, I didn't know Texan and
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 10: them was gonna gonna bring it like that.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 11: Man.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: That was a good overtime game either, Yeah, it was.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 10: It was a good game man, Because erase a definicit
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 10: like that man, with the game they had, I thought
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 10: they had locked up and to hit the last second
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 10: shot like that in a moment like that, to go
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 10: to the sweet sixteen, got they lost.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: They ain't going no sweet sixteen.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 10: I said to try to go to the sweet sixteen
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 10: to try the game up and going to overtime, but
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 10: University of Houston pulled it off.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: You can't be mad you're base ballingalling. I think you
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: a base can win it on.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 7: Boy, they might can't. It's so crazy. It's college basketball.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 7: But y'all better be looking at that San Diego boys
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 7: because I think they're trying to go back.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, they balled and they ain't gonna look like
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: they try. And it's Creighton still in it. Creighton still
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: in it.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 7: Up because I'm telling you right now, boy, they got
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 7: some hood boys and they ain't doing number jumper.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: Who you feel like your favorite right now is? Huh?
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 7: It looked like to me, it looked like the boys
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 7: from San Diego. They look strong, But I like Creton
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 7: as a cinderelative. Yukon is number one. Duke Gong, Duke
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 7: get it, duke it. They playing University of Houston on Friday. Yeah, man,
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 7: they gotta play you of age.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: Well, that could be the end of that. We gonna see.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 5: Thank you, Junior. Coming up at the top of the hour, Steve.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 5: A woman on social media needs your help. She says,
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 5: I want my coworker to ask me out. We'll talk
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 5: about it right after this you're listening.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 9: Morning show.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 5: This is from Passion and Albany. Passion says, I've been
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 5: in an open marriage for two years. My husband agreed
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 5: to stay with me after he caught me cheating, but
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 5: he said he should be allowed to do what he
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 5: wants to do too. The thing is I never disrespected
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 5: him or called him out of his name when I
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 5: was cheating. He found out I was cheating when he
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 5: read my text messages, and I quickly told him the truth. Lately,
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 5: he's been calling me someone else's name when we had sex.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 5: When I yelled at him about it, he asked, isn't
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 5: this what you wanted? Is he being careless on purpose?
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 7: What difference do it make if he being careless he
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 7: to say what he want to say. Now you just
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 7: said you're in an open marriage. Yeah, he called you
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 7: what he wanted to call you to you you don't
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 7: call me nobody else's name. Well you don't want to.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 7: Didn't you want somebody else in our marriage? Ain't that
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 7: what you went and did? And now we got open marriage? See,
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 7: y'all kill me with all these ignorant ways of trying
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 7: to change the regular way things been done. Now you
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 7: come in here with these new ways. Now all of
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 7: a sudden, you want you some rules to it. Ain't
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 7: no rules to this, foolish You're in an open marriage.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 7: Call you Keisha if he want to.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 5: But what's her name?
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: Though?
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 7: Probably Diane or something. Does he call you whatever he
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 7: wants to? Ain't just what you wanted? You wanted some
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 7: other people in our marriage. Now here you.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 5: Go, Yeah, what qualifies this cheating in an open marriage?
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: Girl? No, you can't.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 5: Y'all stop.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 7: Man, I'm so sick of this world we in today.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: Y'all don't want a traditional marriage.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 7: All these young girls out here now talking about all
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 7: these young girls want to have babies before they marriage.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: Don't care nothing by no husband.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 7: When when you're gonna need all of that eventure or
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 7: you gonna want it? Because because now your baby where
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 7: my daddy? Who you see all this him? Y'all y'all
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 7: ain't thinking this thing out. Man, The old fashioned stuff
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 7: still worse you coming in with this new stuff. Man
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 7: that ain't got no males connected to it. Nah, you
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 7: want to be discussing the morality of it. Ain't no
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 7: morality in an open man. He can call you what
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 7: he won't to. Okay, all right, open marriage. He didn't
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 7: come home last night. It's open wild, should have been
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 7: closed the whole time, and you're stupid behind. As soon
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 7: as he ready to text, I admitted it right away. Well, oh,
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  Speaker 7: what you wanna point? I keep telling y'all about that honesty.
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  Speaker 5: Told him the truth. All right, we have time for
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  Speaker 5: another one, Steve. This is from Chuck and Myrtle Beach.
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  Speaker 5: Chuck says, I was at my girlfriend's house trying to
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  Speaker 5: get warm and cozy in her bed, and I felt
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  Speaker 5: something around my feet. It was an old wife beater,
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  Speaker 5: balled up at the foot of the bed under the sheets.
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  Speaker 5: She said, it's my shirt and she was sleeping in it.
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  Speaker 5: She said, I ripped it off of her last last
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  Speaker 5: week while we were having sex. I didn't recall. I
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  Speaker 5: don't recall this, and I can't even tell if it's
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  Speaker 5: my shirt. Is she trying to brainwash me to believe her.
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  Speaker 1: Chuck, missus, Second, what number one do you wear white people?
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  Speaker 5: Okay? Check number two?
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  Speaker 1: You held it up, but you can't tell if it's yours. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: so the tan it off could have been true.
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  Speaker 7: The fact that you don't remember tanning it off when
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  Speaker 7: we got a question, Chuck, do you drink?
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  Speaker 1: The whole lot connected to this, Chuck, it was last
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  Speaker 1: why sheet.
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  Speaker 5: Importantly nicety and if.
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  Speaker 7: It was another man in there, she ain't decent enough
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  Speaker 7: to change the seats.
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  Speaker 1: Where you come on? Ni Chow chill.
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  Speaker 5: Coming up for twenty minutes after the hour of the
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  Speaker 5: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this, you're listening Harvey
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  Speaker 5: Morning Show. All right, guys, we want to acknowledge kier
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  Speaker 5: Russov in New Orleans. Kia is a school bus driver
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  Speaker 5: in New Orleans that saved eight children from a burning
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  Speaker 5: school bus. Okay, this is according to WWL. In New Orleans,
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  Speaker 5: Kia noticed smoke and realized her bus was losing power,
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  Speaker 5: so she calmly evacuated eight children kindergarten through eighth grade,
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  Speaker 5: off the bus to safety before the bus blew up. Okay,
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  Speaker 5: just in time. He has only been a bus driver
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  Speaker 5: for three years, and she said her maternal instinct guided
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  Speaker 5: her to evacuate the bus. So you know, ki usave
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  Speaker 5: a hero in every sense of the word. Every sense
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  Speaker 5: of the word. I mean, as soon as she got
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  Speaker 5: the kids off the bus, it blew up.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Man, all their parents need to get together and
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  Speaker 1: do something for this woman. The school boy need to
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  Speaker 1: do something for this woman. The state need to do something.
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  Speaker 5: For this one.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, Bi curiously, and the young girl that saw the flame.
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  Speaker 12: There was a young teenage girl that saw the flames
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  Speaker 12: from the bus.
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  Speaker 2: She ran across the street to tell the bus driver.
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  Speaker 2: She's a hero too.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I saw that story on the news, so yeah, they
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  Speaker 1: need to give her.
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  Speaker 6: It's good the bus wasn't loaded with more kids, It
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  Speaker 6: was just so it could have been thirty kids on
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  Speaker 6: the bus.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and she was calm, she didn't panic, you know
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  Speaker 5: which I'm sure it didn't make the kids panic. So yeah,
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  Speaker 5: our hats are definitely off to you. Miss here results
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  Speaker 5: saving love. All right, We'll have more of the Steve
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  Speaker 5: ourb Morning Show coming up at thirty three minutes after
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  Speaker 5: we will play around, would you rather?
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  Speaker 1: Right after this?
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  Speaker 5: You're listening morning show and it's time now for a round.
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  Speaker 5: Would you rather would you rather fly privates for one
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  Speaker 5: half the cost or fly commercial in coach for free,
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  Speaker 5: which one.
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  Speaker 1: Half the costs of pride half the cost.
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  Speaker 2: You can't be free though?
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  Speaker 3: Wait?
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  Speaker 2: What free?
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: You can be free?
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  Speaker 6: That had I'm gonna be right there and coach in
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  Speaker 6: the middle, in the middle seat.
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  Speaker 10: Yes, man, I'm going ahead and just go half the
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  Speaker 10: price for practice.
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  Speaker 1: Hold up, Hold up like you?
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  Speaker 3: Hold up?
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  Speaker 9: Hold what Steve?
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  Speaker 1: Boy? What boy?
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  Speaker 7: Let me tell you so as you back there next
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  Speaker 7: to Timmy and sit down in that damn see.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 5: Can fly private?
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 7: Are you ready? Okay, okay, okay, here we go. Let's
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  Speaker 7: do this right here from where to where? Give me
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  Speaker 7: a flight?
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  Speaker 1: Okay?
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  Speaker 5: From Lada Atlanta.
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  Speaker 7: Houston, Atlanta to Houston. You want to you want a
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 7: big jet, medium sized jet?
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  Speaker 1: What you want? Medium jet? Medium jet? Thirty three thousand?
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  Speaker 1: Now half of that is fifteen right right?
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  Speaker 2: Eighteen?
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 10: Yeah somebody, Yeah, I'm gonna get next time. You know, Timy,
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  Speaker 10: move on, give me your peanut bag.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 5: You change your mind?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you. I appreciate it. I didn't know private
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  Speaker 1: is real, boy, I didn't know you appreciate it.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, new York to l A seventy thousand.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 5: Oh wow, so then you you should fight tventy to
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 5: then Steve with the hand price?
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  Speaker 8: All right?
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 5: Would you rather be remembered? Would you rather be remembered
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 5: for being musty or for being terrible in bed?
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: Musty? What? See? That's why I stink?
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 7: Yeah, all right, because I was in that bedroom last
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 7: night raising hell there, stay you're strong this morning? Yeah?
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: I what they said last night? Tupaka was ripping it
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: up last night. Know good?
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 10: Hell?
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: Well? I stink?
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 5: Oh god?
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  Speaker 1: All right?
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  Speaker 5: Uh? Would you rather hit your toe on the bedpost
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 5: or have a hangnail?
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: Oh no, give me that hangnail, hangnail post? Toe deadly?
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: How did joke?
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  Speaker 5: What you say?
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  Speaker 3: Father?
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  Speaker 14: God?
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  Speaker 1: I got a question? I got it? Would you rather
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: for Junior?
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  Speaker 7: Would you rather go outside when headsets?
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: Or visor?
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 5: What's wrong with you?
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: Answer your question? I'm gonna actually take the visor a
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: lot of lines?
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  Speaker 5: All right, Yes, today's rounded? Would you rather Steve shut
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 5: it down?
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 2: Coming up?
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  Speaker 5: This is our last break of the day, and we'll
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  Speaker 5: close out the show with the one and only Steve
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 5: Harvey right after this.
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  Speaker 9: You're listening Morning show?
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  Speaker 5: All right, guys, here we are last break of the
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  Speaker 5: day on this Wednesday hump Days. Steve, you have some
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  Speaker 5: closing for us.
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  Speaker 7: We were almost having a conversation on the radio off air,
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 7: and we were jokingly talking about the would you rather,
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 7: and the would you rather was would you rather fly
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 7: coach absolutely free or get half price on private? And
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 7: you know, look, the smart money move is free ticket coach.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 7: You don't have to pay. That's the smart money move.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 7: So we were off the air talking because I picked
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 7: half price private and we were talking about it, and
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  Speaker 7: I was just explaining to the crew why I choose
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 7: to pick it that way. And see, it's because it's
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 7: an interesting philosophy. First of all, I want all of
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  Speaker 7: you to be aware of something when God gives you
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  Speaker 7: what you ask for, and it's usually a bit more
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  Speaker 7: because God would do exceedingly and abundantly over all.
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  Speaker 1: You can think I ask.
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  Speaker 7: So whatever it is you ask God for, that's a
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  Speaker 7: great possibility that you will get more now when He
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 7: gives it to you. I accept it, and I accept
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  Speaker 7: the responsibility that comes with it in that I'm not
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 7: gonna go back to where I was once. God has
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  Speaker 7: placed me in a certain position. It doesn't make any sense,
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 7: and I was telling the crew the reason I don't
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  Speaker 7: go back is because I don't look back. See, once
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  Speaker 7: God gets me through a situation, I accept the fact
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  Speaker 7: that he's gotten me through it, and I move forward.
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  Speaker 7: That's why I don't allow people to hold me to
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  Speaker 7: my past. I don't allow bloggers to hold me to
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  Speaker 7: my past. I don't allow haters to hold me to
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  Speaker 7: my past. I made lots of mistus in my past,
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  Speaker 7: but God has forgiven me for all my mistakes.
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  Speaker 1: I've writed all my ways that I used.
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  Speaker 7: To have, and I'm on an upward and forward trajectory,
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  Speaker 7: so I'm not gonna go back. You know, we used
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  Speaker 7: to have this guy on our show, on our radio show,
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 7: and I'm not gonna mention his name, but all he
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 7: did was talk about saving money, saving money, saving money,
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  Speaker 7: and that's good.
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  Speaker 1: But one of his big.
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  Speaker 7: Things was to cut back, stop doing this, stop driving
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  Speaker 7: your car carpool, buy one razor and rents it off
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  Speaker 7: and let it last a year, you know, cut your
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  Speaker 7: cable off, save money.
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  Speaker 1: And I was just sitting here looking at him.
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  Speaker 7: So finally I just couldn't take it no more, because
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  Speaker 7: it goes against the philosophy that I have that I
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  Speaker 7: try to share with people instead of finding ways to
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 7: cut back. Why don't you make more? Now if you
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  Speaker 7: don't like that philosophy, than this show you. But if
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  Speaker 7: you truly believe that God is in the blessing business,
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 7: which he is, why would God bless you with cable
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  Speaker 7: and then ask you to stop watching cable? Why would
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  Speaker 7: God bless you with a car and then tell you
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 7: to find a way not to drive at carpool? Now,
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  Speaker 7: if you think that makes sense for you, then go
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 7: ahead and let it make sense for you. But one
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  Speaker 7: of the big reasons I don't go back is because
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  Speaker 7: I don't look back.
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  Speaker 1: Now.
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  Speaker 7: You can look at this thing any way you choose to.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 7: It's really really up to you. You can look at
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 7: your glass as half empty, or you can look at
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 7: that glass as half full. It's all about your viewpoint.
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  Speaker 7: I choose to have a more positive forward thinking trajectory
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  Speaker 7: in my thought pattern. I look, man, and God is
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  Speaker 7: gonna give you some things in life. Now, when God
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 7: gives you the things in life, what you're gonna do,
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 7: what you're gonna ignore the blessing? Think about this for
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 7: a minute. Do you know I once told a guy
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  Speaker 7: name habib On the store in Dallas, Texas called Silhouettes,
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 7: and I had a comedy club, vukou Ray and the
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  Speaker 7: Steve Harvey Comedy House. I used to go up to
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  Speaker 7: his store and for my birthday one year, he gave
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  Speaker 7: me a pair of Moury Alligator shoes. And it was
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 7: the first time I'd ever had a pair of Moury
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  Speaker 7: Alligator shoes. I'd just come out of homelessness and I
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 7: was on straight struggle. I just got on showtime at
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 7: the Apollo, and as a gift, he gave me a
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  Speaker 7: pair seven hundred and fifty dollars Moury Alligator big block
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  Speaker 7: croc shoes. I put them shoes on. Man, I never
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 7: felt so good in my life. It's nineteen ninety one,
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  Speaker 7: now nineteen ninety But you know what I told Habib,
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 7: I said, Haibib, I will never ever, as long as
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 7: I live, pay seven hundred and fifty dollars for a
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  Speaker 7: pair of shoes. He said, Steve, this is an investment
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  Speaker 7: in you. You do not know this, but you are
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 7: going to be a star. You will come back to
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 7: me and you will buy many more of these watching.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 7: I told her, I be by, I said, it's no way, dog,
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  Speaker 7: But he saw something in me. God put him in
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  Speaker 7: my path to teach me a lesson, And do you
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  Speaker 7: know he was right. I started rolling, getting on TV,
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 7: started touring, getting the good. I went back in there
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 7: and I would point at so many alligator shoes on
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  Speaker 7: that wall.
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  Speaker 1: I had a.
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  Speaker 7: Color alligator for every colored shirt I had. And I
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  Speaker 7: did the very thing I said I would never do.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 7: And then I learned something from that. One day, God
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 7: gonna give it to you. Money is a tool. Money
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 7: serves no purpose in the bank. It's just over there.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 7: You have a lot of money. If you don't spit,
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 7: if you don't buy nothing with it, what you got
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 7: it for, you gonna die with them T shirts on.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 7: You gonna die with that little raggedy car. No, i'm'na
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 7: go buy a new one. Listen, y'all. God is in
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 7: the blessing business. So when this man, I just couldn't
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 7: have him on my show no more talking about cutting back,
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 7: cutting back, cutting back, cutting back. When I'm steady telling people, man,
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 7: go to God, increase your value. Let God show you
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 7: what he can do. And I got a man on
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 7: the show talking about cutback, cutback, cut back. For what
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 7: man God is in to give you more business. Why
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 7: would God take you to another level and then not
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 7: let you enjoy it and ain't no more levels? No man,
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 7: God got a lot of levels. I'm gonna go see
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 7: what all he got for me. That's what I'm gonna do.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 7: That's my philosophy. I ain't going back because I ain't
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 7: looking back. Give me that half price private yet, Thank
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 7: you very much. Those are my clothing remarks. Oh y'all,
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 7: have a good day today. Talk to God. He'd absolutely
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 7: love them for here from Tell God what you want,
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 7: He probably give.
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