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Hiring Relatives, Rent My Husband, Nature Pyramid, SHVM and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time, y'all don't know y'all all at all,
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  Speaker 2: So don't given them black a million bush Yeah listening
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  Speaker 2: to to.
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  Speaker 3: I don't joy?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Joy, you know you.
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  Speaker 4: Love.
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  Speaker 5: You gotta turn.
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  Speaker 2: You got to turn the mouth turn you probably got
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  Speaker 2: to turn the mouth out.
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  Speaker 3: Ad the money up.
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  Speaker 5: Look, come.
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  Speaker 1: Come out your uh huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody.
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  Speaker 4: You are listening to the voice, Come on dig me now,
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  Speaker 4: one and only Steve Harvey.
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  Speaker 1: Got a radio show man doing something with it too.
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  Speaker 1: Get a mission. Get a mission, man, Get a purpose,
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  Speaker 1: get a higher calling?
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  Speaker 4: Be about it? What's this all for? What you're waking
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  Speaker 4: up in the morning? For Get at it today one
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  Speaker 4: more time? Get a mission, Get a purpose in your life,
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  Speaker 4: find that higher calling of why you are here?
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  Speaker 1: Be about it? What's it all for? Get at it today?
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  Speaker 4: Now, Steve, you're making some some some some big statements here.
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  Speaker 1: Uh huh yeah.
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  Speaker 4: But oh you know I'm gonna clean it up for you,
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  Speaker 4: don't you cause you know I don't just throw it
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  Speaker 4: out there without without the how two part. See the
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  Speaker 4: how two part is usually where most people stop. They
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  Speaker 4: tell you this, what you gotta do? Is what you
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  Speaker 4: gotta do, is what you gotta do. Then they don't
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  Speaker 4: tell you how to That's why I don't. I don't
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  Speaker 4: get off the boat right there now. If you're trying
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  Speaker 4: to figure out if you're trying to get your life
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  Speaker 4: a mission, and you're trying to figure out the purpose
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  Speaker 4: and what the high calling is, and you want to
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  Speaker 4: be about something, and you're trying to figure out what's
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  Speaker 4: it all for, and you want to go get at
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  Speaker 4: it today, here's the trick. God knows. God knows the
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  Speaker 4: answer to all those questions. He knows what your mission
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  Speaker 4: in life is. He already know what your purpose is.
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  Speaker 4: He already know what the higher calling is. He already
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  Speaker 4: know what you got to be about. He already know
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  Speaker 4: what is all for. He already know what you need
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  Speaker 4: to go get at. God knows you know why. He
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  Speaker 4: knows because He created you. And God created all of
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  Speaker 4: us with a purpose in mind. Irregardless as to how
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  Speaker 4: we were created, we were all created with the purpose
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  Speaker 4: in mind. He got a mission for us, He got
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  Speaker 4: something he wants from us, he got something he expects
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  Speaker 4: of us. He has a life of abundance prepared for
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  Speaker 4: each and every one of us.
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  Speaker 1: That will lay claim to it.
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  Speaker 4: Now, if you don't want that, then gone and start
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  Speaker 4: making decisions on your own, possibly like you have. Now,
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  Speaker 4: let me ask you something, since you've been making all
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  Speaker 4: the decisions on your own, Where you at, where you
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  Speaker 4: at with it? How you feel about it every day?
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  Speaker 4: How locked in on your mission? Are you you on
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  Speaker 4: a good purpose? Plan you know? Do you feel like
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  Speaker 4: your life is in a higher calling? Do you know
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  Speaker 4: what you about? Do you have an understanding of what
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  Speaker 4: it's all for? Are you up every day going and
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  Speaker 4: getting at it?
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  Speaker 1: See?
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  Speaker 4: Come on now, So now I'm asking you if you've
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  Speaker 4: done this without talking to God or without checking in
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  Speaker 4: with your creator? Can you answer all those questions? I
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  Speaker 4: can flat out tell you you can't. I know for
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  Speaker 4: a fact you can't because you can't know how good
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  Speaker 4: your life can be, and you won't have a life
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  Speaker 4: as good as you want it to be until you
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  Speaker 4: have connected with the one that created you. You better
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  Speaker 4: understand this one now. Please understand this ain't Steve just
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  Speaker 4: over here ranting and raving. This is Steve after having
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  Speaker 4: years of figuring this one out. But it's all in
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  Speaker 4: the Bible, It's all in holy writings. But you know
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  Speaker 4: I ain't got time for that. Don't go to church
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  Speaker 4: like I'm posed to. Don't read the Bible or the
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  Speaker 4: scrolls or the Koran or whatever your faith is. You
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  Speaker 4: don't read all that it's in there, though it's in there.
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  Speaker 4: But we're humans, so we go get at it the
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  Speaker 4: way we see it. Let me tell you what happened
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  Speaker 4: to me. See while I was getting at it the
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  Speaker 4: way I saw it ort to be got at You
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  Speaker 4: understand me. When I was defining my purpose, when I
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  Speaker 4: was creating my own mission, when I was laying claim
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  Speaker 4: to what my calling is in life, let me tell
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  Speaker 4: you what I was doing.
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  Speaker 1: I was deferring.
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  Speaker 4: I was deferring the abundance that He really had for me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just now listen to me. I'm just now.
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  Speaker 4: Getting at it for real and working towards it all
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  Speaker 4: my life. I didn't know it though, But see, because
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  Speaker 4: God is so merciful and so full of grace, he
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  Speaker 4: allowed me to make all the mistakes I made, And
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  Speaker 4: then when I finally came to him, he said, all right,
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  Speaker 4: now I'm gonna take all of them. Is to tell
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  Speaker 4: you how cold I am. Now this this God, Now
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna tell you how cold God is. He takes
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  Speaker 4: all the mistakes you made, all the failures you made
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  Speaker 4: while you was making your own decisions. He takes all
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  Speaker 4: of that and uses them as valuable gained and learned experiences,
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  Speaker 4: and he takes that and allows you to be who
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  Speaker 4: you are today. See God, God ain't gonna let you
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  Speaker 4: forget what you did. But here's something cold too. He
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  Speaker 4: ain't gonna let what you did go for not.
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  Speaker 1: Oh what's you say? See that's what's cold.
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  Speaker 4: See all the mistakes I made, every lie I told,
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  Speaker 4: a traumatic experience I went through, I put anybody through.
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  Speaker 1: Any time.
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  Speaker 4: Man I was out there tripping trying to justify it
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  Speaker 4: as right. He said, all right, okay, But now, because
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  Speaker 4: of my mercy and my grace, what I'm gonna do
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  Speaker 4: is I'm gonna allow all this to happen. You're gonna
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  Speaker 4: waste a lot of time, you gonna forfeit a life
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  Speaker 4: of abundance that you could have been and had. But
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  Speaker 4: I tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna take
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  Speaker 4: all of that and I'm gonna turn it into some good.
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  Speaker 4: So I'm gonna let all of these lessons that you've learned,
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  Speaker 4: all of these hardships. All of these moments are despaired
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  Speaker 4: come back, and you'll use them and you'll wear them
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  Speaker 4: on your head like a crown. You're gonna it's gonna
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  Speaker 4: be jewels in your head. Man. I'm gonna take all
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  Speaker 4: of that stuff and make you knowledgeable. I'm gonna take
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  Speaker 4: all that stuff and make you wise.
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  Speaker 1: Man.
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna take all of that stuff and I'm gonna
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  Speaker 4: put it in your mission. I'm gonna take all that
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  Speaker 4: stuff and make that a part of your purpose. I'm
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  Speaker 4: gonna take all that stuff and create that to be
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  Speaker 4: a part of your higher calling. I'm gonna take all
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  Speaker 4: that and let you be about that right there. I'm
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  Speaker 4: gonna take all of that, and i'm gonna let you
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  Speaker 4: find out what it's all been for. I'm gonna take
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  Speaker 4: all of that, and with all of that mess you've
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  Speaker 4: made of your life, I'm gonna let you now take
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  Speaker 4: all that and go get at it.
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  Speaker 1: See, but that only happens when you come to God.
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  Speaker 4: Because God is the only one that knows what you've
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  Speaker 4: been through and how to take what you've been through
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  Speaker 4: and turn it into something to help you get through
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  Speaker 4: what you're going through. Hey, the only one can do that.
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  Speaker 4: Ain't nobody else like him. There's nothing like him on
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  Speaker 4: this world available to you. Man, So quit tripping yourself out,
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  Speaker 4: get over there and talk to God.
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  Speaker 6: Man.
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  Speaker 1: Quit wasting your life like I was doing. Stop.
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  Speaker 4: I'm telling you He'll let you get at it and
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  Speaker 4: can't nobody let you get at it like him.
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  Speaker 1: All right, let's ride. You're listening hard Morning Show.
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  Speaker 6: Three.
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  Speaker 4: When you think of love, got it, get it on
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  Speaker 4: your mind. When you think of love and got it?
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  Speaker 4: Get it on your mind, Billy R. Valentine, when you
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  Speaker 4: think of it, oh God, and get it on.
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  Speaker 1: Your mind.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You's how we're doing it today. A little bit different.
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  Speaker 8: Hey, good morning, Happy Friday, Steve.
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  Speaker 1: It was a throwback Friday opening for me.
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  Speaker 8: Colin Farrell, never mad on a Friday.
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  Speaker 1: I love it.
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  Speaker 4: Steve Moran, never mad. M M Junior, Jodasy Junior.
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  Speaker 1: What's happing on one? Everybody? King of pranks?
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  Speaker 6: If you tell me, yay, top top is Friday? Baby,
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  Speaker 6: let's get it, unc.
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  Speaker 1: Yo, don't get it? Younger love? Yeah, noah, I want
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  Speaker 1: to know y'all younger.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, hey boy, Oh that's true. Boy. They still put
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  Speaker 1: on the show. Uh huh. They do Friday.
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  Speaker 8: You're feeling good.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, gonna get your family feud out the way today.
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  Speaker 1: And uh get you having two days off for the weekend.
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  Speaker 1: What's you gonna do this weekend?
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  Speaker 4: Because I have no idea. Nothing is at the top
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  Speaker 4: of the list, though, hill mode.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, how do you sleep? I know you're a morning person,
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  Speaker 9: but like on your days.
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  Speaker 1: Off, oh my six six thirty.
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  Speaker 9: Maybe that's like for us deep.
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  Speaker 4: I get it in deep on the weekends six thirty.
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  Speaker 4: Huh yeah, Like I was up this morning at four thirty.
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  Speaker 1: Wow. Wow. Yeah, because you have to come to work. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but ain't. I ain't got far the drivers. Are you
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  Speaker 1: working at? Yeah? Workout first?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, that's it's such a pain working on fat.
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  Speaker 1: It ain't sh it. Ain't just working on fat.
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  Speaker 9: No.
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  Speaker 1: I got plenty of muscles. I'm muscular. I don't need it.
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  Speaker 1: I just need to uncover them. Only nice, man. I'm strong.
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  Speaker 1: I'm strong as hell.
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  Speaker 5: But you're doing cardio.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of cardio.
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  Speaker 4: No, I do a lot of damn card I don't
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  Speaker 4: like cardios. I do it, but I don't like it.
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  Speaker 4: You know, I do a combination. It's lifting cardio coming out. Okay,
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  Speaker 4: that's the best way to shread. Wait for me, cardio
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  Speaker 4: without weight training isn't the best way to burn the
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  Speaker 4: fact because I got a tone in shape too, as ault.
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  Speaker 1: Training earn it. No, I don't like hit either, Jr.
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  Speaker 1: You don't like I don't like high intensity training. You
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  Speaker 1: don't like Jim. I like lit intensity low intensity training.
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  Speaker 4: I like lit cot low intensity training with coffee.
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  Speaker 9: Coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll
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  Speaker 9: hear from the nephew to run that prank back right
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  Speaker 9: after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening morning.
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  Speaker 9: Show, It is time now to start your morning off
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  Speaker 9: with the nephew and run that prank back.
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  Speaker 1: What you got f my refriger rate?
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  Speaker 6: My refriger rate that I know, it sounds really simple,
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  Speaker 6: that's right, that's right. But when you got a refrigerator
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  Speaker 6: being the level, it's that window that bothers you at
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  Speaker 6: eight to twelve, at twelve to four, that window because
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  Speaker 6: they never come on time.
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  Speaker 1: My refrigerator, cat dog.
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  Speaker 6: If you would hello Hello, I'm trying to reach out
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  Speaker 6: mister please miss missus Jackson. I'm the driver man, I'm
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  Speaker 6: actually the delivery guy that's bringing you refrigerator over the day.
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  Speaker 10: Okay, what's going on?
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  Speaker 6: Okay, listen, I know we had a window that was
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  Speaker 6: from eight to twelve. This morning's see, it's eleven thirty now,
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  Speaker 6: so we're running a little bit behind schedule.
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  Speaker 7: Man.
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  Speaker 1: We have some problems at the yard getting everything loaded up.
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  Speaker 10: Man, come on, man, you killing me.
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  Speaker 7: I can't.
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  Speaker 11: Y'all y'all running behind.
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  Speaker 1: Were a little bit behind schedule. Man, we're gonna have
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  Speaker 1: will be there somewhere between twelve and four.
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  Speaker 10: Oh, come on, man, I got to do better than that, now, man, Man.
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  Speaker 1: I understand, sir, I understand that. Actually it's.
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  Speaker 10: Man, I got all my food in here and coolers
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  Speaker 10: and stuff. Man, I got ice different where I mean. So,
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  Speaker 10: I mean, what's what? What's what's going on? Is y'all
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  Speaker 10: ain't got the refrigerator. I'm trying to figure out.
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  Speaker 1: No, No, we loaded up, you know, we just have
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  Speaker 1: some problems.
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  Speaker 6: I think one of the forklifts went out, and you know,
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  Speaker 6: it kind of pushed us back. So that four, our
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  Speaker 6: window we had from eight to twelve, man, just got ruined.
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  Speaker 6: And now we're pushing things from our twelve to four.
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  Speaker 6: So between twelve and four, man, we would definitely be there.
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  Speaker 10: Y'all have to be better than that. Of course, it's
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  Speaker 10: all I supposed to yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: Actually, the warehouse supervisor he's actually out today.
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  Speaker 10: He's not here, so he's not in. Yeah, man, Yeah,
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  Speaker 10: I'm supposed to be working one car. You said y'all
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  Speaker 10: gonna be until in between twelve and four.
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  Speaker 7: I' supposed to be worked.
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  Speaker 10: In one o'clock.
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  Speaker 6: I understand it, man, I greatly apologize. Man, this rarely happens,
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  Speaker 6: and it just so happened this morning. The forklift was
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  Speaker 6: down and we had a lot of stuff to load up.
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  Speaker 6: You know, we got I got ten refrigerators on this truck, man,
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  Speaker 6: and one of them is definitely yours, sir.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm definitely gonna be getting to tell you as
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  Speaker 1: soon as I can.
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  Speaker 10: So many pushing it because I'm supposed to be at
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  Speaker 10: work and I scheduled everything else around this because I'm
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  Speaker 10: supposed to know I gotta have a refrigerator to find
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  Speaker 10: out I'm a food and suffit in there in the
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  Speaker 10: in the kitchen and what you refrigerator went out?
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  Speaker 1: Did it go? You refrigerator went out? Is that what happened?
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  Speaker 10: Yeah? Very so did that.
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  Speaker 7: Man.
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  Speaker 10: I had it for quite some times, you know, So
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  Speaker 10: it's just amount of time for we'll go out, so
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  Speaker 10: I try to go ahead and get a new one,
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  Speaker 10: you know, right.
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  Speaker 1: So that's why, Well, now to schedule. I'll schedule you
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  Speaker 1: next week sometime if you want me to.
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  Speaker 10: I mean, I can't. I can't afford it. We're gonna
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  Speaker 10: pay the food that I got in here all over
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  Speaker 10: the floor.
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  Speaker 6: Let me let me get the hustling man. See if
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  Speaker 6: I can move as quick as I can. But twelve
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  Speaker 6: or four is the window.
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  Speaker 12: Man.
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  Speaker 1: Like I said, I apologize, miss, We'll be that man.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna beat that with you
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  Speaker 1: refrigerated day. Okay.
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  Speaker 10: Okay, So so when you when you on your way,
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  Speaker 10: how about I want you to call me and let
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  Speaker 10: me know that you on your way so I know
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  Speaker 10: what's going on.
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  Speaker 6: We don't normally, we don't normally call when we're on
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  Speaker 6: our way. We just come on in and get things
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  Speaker 6: set up.
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  Speaker 10: What do you mean you don't call it?
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  Speaker 9: Not?
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  Speaker 10: You just called me just now? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like I said, the problem is on us, man,
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  Speaker 1: I'll give you a call win route.
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  Speaker 10: Okay, Okay, I appreciate that. Now you said twere you
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  Speaker 10: said it between twelve and four?
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  Speaker 1: Now yes, sir, tween twelve and four, we definitely be there.
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  Speaker 1: We got you on the truck man.
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  Speaker 10: Okay, I don't I don't want to miss man.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, we got you. We got you. We'll see
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  Speaker 1: you in a minute. Man, all right, take care.
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  Speaker 6: Hello, uh miss, this is Jackson again, the delivery guy
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  Speaker 6: man with refrigerator. Listen, listen about tea.
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  Speaker 10: Man.
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  Speaker 1: We run into a few more problems here.
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  Speaker 6: Man, it looks like we probably not gonna get that
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  Speaker 6: refrigerator out till tomorrow. Sometimes hold you said what we
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  Speaker 6: run into a few more problems, Man, it looks like
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  Speaker 6: we're probably not gonna get that refrigeratorut trel tomorrow soon.
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  Speaker 10: Ran into a few more problems, a few more problems
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  Speaker 10: like what, sir, we got.
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  Speaker 6: Some problems with some uh some more delivers we got
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  Speaker 6: just with all the deliverys we got it. Just don't see,
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  Speaker 6: we're gonna make it on your side of town to
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  Speaker 6: be able to get this thing table.
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  Speaker 10: You're not gonna make it on my side of town.
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  Speaker 4: What kind of is that?
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  Speaker 11: You?
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  Speaker 10: Just you decide you want to take my money with
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  Speaker 10: our pay for when I paid for it, But you're
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  Speaker 10: gonna tell me you don't you ain't gonna make it
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  Speaker 10: on my side of town.
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  Speaker 6: Well, well, we can definitely get out there tomorrow. Man,
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  Speaker 6: we definitely can get out there the market.
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  Speaker 10: You I can't have my situation here tomorrow. I got
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  Speaker 10: chicken and beefing uh and man brisk all over here,
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  Speaker 10: him my floak. And you're gonna tell me you can't
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  Speaker 10: make it in here til tomorrow?
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  Speaker 7: What that.
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  Speaker 11: You?
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  Speaker 10: You ain't got no answer for me on that.
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  Speaker 1: I understand.
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  Speaker 10: No, No, I don't think you understand, son, because I
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  Speaker 10: got sitting I got food and ice sitting in here,
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  Speaker 10: and coolers all over the floor in my kitchen. You're
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  Speaker 10: gonna tell me that I did just you can't make
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  Speaker 10: it in here until tomorrow with my with my with
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  Speaker 10: my fridgitt hell because because you you you you you
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  Speaker 10: yelling on the back of ramp the w yesterday, the
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  Speaker 10: work that is, I know you spoke. I told him
• 18:34
  Speaker 10: yesterday I had to have my work at one o'clock.
• 18:37
  Speaker 10: I told him that, I said that you got to
• 18:39
  Speaker 10: refrigerating her own time because I got to have my
• 18:42
  Speaker 10: head work.
• 18:45
  Speaker 6: I don't talk to you, like I said, sertain not
• 18:49
  Speaker 6: working today, he's not in the day in charge.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: Well, actually, the lady named one that's actually in charge
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: of leaves. But uh, I don't even know if I
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: saw mom.
• 18:59
  Speaker 10: But but you reggative? You where do y'all do it
• 19:03
  Speaker 10: over there?
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: Did?
• 19:05
  Speaker 10: We're gonna have it there? It was between I took
• 19:08
  Speaker 10: out my job, but y'all had a refrigerator here. I'm
• 19:11
  Speaker 10: here at home. Now you call me back and.
• 19:14
  Speaker 6: You all I can tell you is we're gonna be
• 19:16
  Speaker 6: there tomorrow. Okay, I'm not gonna go back and forth.
• 19:18
  Speaker 10: You said you're not gonna go you know what. You
• 19:24
  Speaker 10: the frigerator. Sorry, y'all you take the refrigerator. So you
• 19:28
  Speaker 10: take the refrigerator enough. I don't want to, you know, mo,
• 19:33
  Speaker 10: I go put this food in my neighbor refrigerator and
• 19:35
  Speaker 10: I'm gonna go give me another one somewhere else because
• 19:37
  Speaker 10: you playing around. Ain't got time for your mess, sir.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I don't know if that's you.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: You mean?
• 19:44
  Speaker 10: You know that is real fun. You got time. You're
• 19:45
  Speaker 10: gonna take my money and you're gonna tell me that
• 19:48
  Speaker 10: I can't have my money back and you can't get
• 19:50
  Speaker 10: my frigerator on your time, sir.
• 19:52
  Speaker 6: Listen, there's one more thing I need something saying to
• 19:56
  Speaker 6: me because okay, but I have one more thing I
• 19:59
  Speaker 6: need to tell y'all. Okay, are you listening? This will
• 20:01
  Speaker 6: probably help everything. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve
• 20:04
  Speaker 6: Hobby Morning Show. You just got pranked by your wife.
• 20:14
  Speaker 10: You know what I'm gonna six, That's what I want to.
• 20:19
  Speaker 7: Show.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: Like them church folks say, I prank that thing right now,
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: I prank that thing.
• 20:29
  Speaker 9: Coming up next to his ask the CLO with our
• 20:31
  Speaker 9: Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey in the building, ready for
• 20:35
  Speaker 9: your love questions right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey
• 20:39
  Speaker 9: Morning Show. All right, guys, time now to ask the
• 20:42
  Speaker 9: c l O. He is here, Steve Harvey, our Chief
• 20:46
  Speaker 9: Love Officer. This one is from Tangala in the Bay Area.
• 20:51
  Speaker 9: Tangla writes, I'm a thirty five year old mother of
• 20:53
  Speaker 9: five daughters and I desperately need to get away. I've
• 20:57
  Speaker 9: gone above and beyond the call of duty as a mother.
• 21:00
  Speaker 9: I need a week or even a weekend to myself.
• 21:03
  Speaker 9: My husband travels for work, so he gets quiet time away.
• 21:07
  Speaker 9: My sister is stationed in Hawaii and I want to
• 21:09
  Speaker 9: go visit her, but my husband told me he can't
• 21:12
  Speaker 9: take care, he can't handle the girls by himself. Instead,
• 21:17
  Speaker 9: he suggested we all go to Hawaii as a family.
• 21:21
  Speaker 9: Would I be wrong to plan my trip and leave
• 21:23
  Speaker 9: him home along with our daughter?
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: Yep, you need a break, You need to break.
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: Look, everybody needs me time, and planning a trip to
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: Hawaii with the family is just taking the girls with you.
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: The guy has to understand now he's sending a bit
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: to me. He can't handle them by hisself, but he
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: leaves them there with you by yourself because he gets
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: some me time when he go out on the road
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: traveling all that he go to bed and get to
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: watch what he won't lay all weund he may do.
• 21:49
  Speaker 4: Come on, guy, in all families, he has to allow
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: you some time to yourself. Everybody needs me time. Being
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: a mother is hard, man who and the dude has
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: to understand that there's being a mother is harder than
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: fatherhood actually, because hell, they got to give birth to
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: these children. I mean, look, come on, marry them so
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: that tag we're sorry they got us topped. So yes,
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: you need me timing. You need to just go and
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: he needs to understand that he'll figure it out. I k'
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: ikat yeah, bitch, Well what you're gonna do?
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: Right? Yeah?
• 22:27
  Speaker 9: But telling her daughters I'm going to Hawaii and they
• 22:29
  Speaker 9: can't go, they probably I'm crazy about the face.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: Tickets is seven tickets.
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: I mean, well, get to looking crazy because I'm out,
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: because I'm sitting.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: Up here with y'all looking crazy. She spread crazy around. Yeah,
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: everybody gets him crazy. Yeah, all right.
• 22:46
  Speaker 9: Schuler and Augusta says, I'm a fifty seven year old
• 22:49
  Speaker 9: man and I'm renting a house to a woman that
• 22:51
  Speaker 9: I used to date. Lately, I've been sleeping with her
• 22:54
  Speaker 9: twenty eight year old daughter, and we've kept it on
• 22:56
  Speaker 9: the down low because I don't need the drama. The
• 22:59
  Speaker 9: woman had has been ill and she can't pay her rent.
• 23:02
  Speaker 9: Her daughter told me, if I don't stop pressuring them
• 23:05
  Speaker 9: for the rent, she's gonna tell her mom about us.
• 23:08
  Speaker 8: This will kill my reputation in town. But I need
• 23:12
  Speaker 8: the money.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: What can I do? See, old pimp shoe. Look, let
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: me explain something to you.
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: God, you can't play the game, be the pimp and
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: the player, and don't expect to get played or pimped.
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: It's the game you created. You can't be the player
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: and the pimp. In the game and then don't expect
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: the game to turn around play and pimp you. Now
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: you're screwing this woman's daughter on the down low, so
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: you thought, but you pressuring them for money?
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: Now let me let me ask them. So how you
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: gonna play the young girl for some for some sex.
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: But now when it comes to some allocation on the rent,
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: you don't want to give her nothing. So now you
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: just she's rest saus have to sex you and you
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: don't chip in and nothing on the rent. Her mama
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: not only a you messing over her, you used to
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: mess with her and she's ill. Can you let some
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: of the dog in you act like a grown man
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: or you're just gonna be dogging your whole life.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: It's just about you, Shuler, Shuler.
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: Now, I don't know what this young girl thinks that
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: she's gonna accomplish by telling her mother about y'all, because
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: that's just gonna break her heart. She already sick. Yeah,
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: so that's a stupid thing for her to initiate you with.
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: But your dumb mass is talking about it'll ruin your
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: reputation in town.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: With the dog, it's all about you.
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're sleeping with your former girlfriend's daughter on the loan.
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: You won't give them a break on Rick because you
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: need the money, but you need the sex from the
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: twenty eight year old, but you need your reputation intact.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: Look like they're gonna be staying there for free for
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: to me, all right, we're moving on as it ain't free, Pardner,
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: all right.
• 25:05
  Speaker 9: My husband died in January, and I offered to let
• 25:08
  Speaker 9: his brother and his wife move in with me because
• 25:11
  Speaker 9: I needed a company and I have plenty of room.
• 25:13
  Speaker 9: His brother and I love to watch old movies and
• 25:16
  Speaker 9: we stay up late together in the living room watching movies,
• 25:19
  Speaker 9: reminiscing and making love while his wife is sleeping. It
• 25:27
  Speaker 9: helped me deal with the loss of my husband, and
• 25:29
  Speaker 9: I don't want it to end. Should I tell him
• 25:32
  Speaker 9: I'm falling for him or not?
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: What they just very clear sleeping with his brother, Jue
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: has helped to deal with his death.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: That's what she said, because I guess it's like he
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: ain't gone no more. She imagines him. So I'm trying
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: to and now his wife in the other room sleep.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: How old does she say she was?
• 26:04
  Speaker 7: She is?
• 26:05
  Speaker 8: She didn't say Steve, She did not say oh yeah,
• 26:08
  Speaker 8: she didn't say, Okay.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: Y'all watching old movies. Uh huh call washed stuff like, Well,
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: depends on who you is, you know, I mean how
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: old y'all? Gladiator?
• 26:21
  Speaker 13: Oh.
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: I was talking to some people set today. They was
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: talking about Gladiator Horse Dad.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: I said, what the hell you mean?
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: She told me when Gladier came out I was four.
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: So look, lady, we can't help you. I mean, if
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: that's how you decided to get over the death of
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: your husband in January, is by May to start sleeping
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: with his brother. I don't really know what to say
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: to you, because, well, dn, they all going me in there?
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: What now?
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: They all going me in there, making the damn move
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: it in?
• 27:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah? What is going on.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: Later?
• 27:12
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's bound to happen.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: I don't know what to tell you, lady. Sorry, good luck.
• 27:17
  Speaker 9: And she wants don't you tell him she's falling for
• 27:21
  Speaker 9: him or not? That's that's the only thing she wants
• 27:23
  Speaker 9: to hell yeah, yeah.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, hell yeah, go on and tell me.
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: I won't tell your brother in LAWD that you're falling
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: for him, and asked him to go ask him going
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: there and tell his wife how she feel about it.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: And y'all make some coffee and talk it over while
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: your pictures on the wall.
• 27:47
  Speaker 8: All right, coming up more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: Right after this.
• 27:51
  Speaker 9: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Carl found this great
• 27:57
  Speaker 9: article on hiring your relative.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: Your family member.
• 28:01
  Speaker 9: Yeah, we're all on team Tommy for the most part.
• 28:04
  Speaker 9: Jay is president and CEO. Yeah, but here's some information
• 28:11
  Speaker 9: from the article. Here the pros, Steve, Okay, for hiring
• 28:14
  Speaker 9: your relatives, you already know what you're getting. You already know.
• 28:18
  Speaker 9: You don't have to guess. You don't have to think
• 28:19
  Speaker 9: about it, you know, because this is a member of
• 28:21
  Speaker 9: your family, so you know this person. Here's some of
• 28:24
  Speaker 9: the cons though, It sends the wrong signal to other employees,
• 28:29
  Speaker 9: you know, like they're not qualified for the job.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: They just got the job because he was your Huh
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: that's true.
• 28:35
  Speaker 9: Uh huh uh.
• 28:36
  Speaker 8: Here's another con.
• 28:37
  Speaker 9: A relative may feel the rules don't apply to in
• 28:40
  Speaker 9: this case him, that's so true about he just missed
• 28:45
  Speaker 9: two days.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but oh okay, that's where.
• 28:55
  Speaker 5: He's gonna need it. He's gonna all right here.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: Work in the compensate for his chick.
• 29:02
  Speaker 9: There's another con, Steve, Well, you don't necessarily do this,
• 29:05
  Speaker 9: But other CEOs might not hire relatives because the con
• 29:10
  Speaker 9: is you hold back from criticism or you don't discipline him.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: So in this case you did. You did dock him
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: his pay, right.
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: Man, I wish I would. I will not criticize him.
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: What is we talking If we're not doing criticism? Why
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: are we talking?
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: But but you hired him, though, Steve, I had that
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: was not by choice? Should What do you mean, my sister?
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: Oh oh?
• 29:35
  Speaker 4: The only reason I ain't fired him is cause of hell.
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: I wasn't a good high though.
• 29:39
  Speaker 9: You don't think he does good work, Steve.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, you don't think I was a good
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: hire boy.
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: I don't relates the days you missed, the times you
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: called in, oh man, from day one though, Steve, No,
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: I can't even tell you.
• 29:55
  Speaker 9: Yeah, you guys weren't even here on day one when
• 29:58
  Speaker 9: Tommy used to call him from his bed at twice
• 30:02
  Speaker 9: a week, yeah, asking if he had to come in.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: I was trying to get used to the system. That's awful,
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: but we were all here. What else? That's about it.
• 30:12
  Speaker 9: The article goes on to say that issues with family
• 30:15
  Speaker 9: members who come up, I don't even want to say.
• 30:19
  Speaker 9: Wait this way yeah, just wait, I gotta brace brace yourself.
• 30:26
  Speaker 9: The article goes on to say, issues with family members
• 30:28
  Speaker 9: who come up short.
• 30:38
  Speaker 5: You could have let that go, he asked me.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: It's his show.
• 30:44
  Speaker 9: They come up shoes, it said, issues with family members.
• 30:53
  Speaker 13: Look, do a pretty good job around here, come up
• 31:00
  Speaker 13: short of the job. They must have interviewed me for
• 31:04
  Speaker 13: this autumn.
• 31:07
  Speaker 8: Should be addressed just as they would any other I
• 31:13
  Speaker 8: would have been the shortest one on the ship.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: That's right there. Read one more time.
• 31:33
  Speaker 8: Again, what you say, President and CEE your team, Tom.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: Need to hear it again? Yeah, but why she hollered,
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: She got Walter come out of Did you not ask
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: me the reason this?
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: Again?
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: I didn't know. I didn't know what it was. You know,
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: but you could not. You were going to let it go.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: I was going to offer you some other reasons you shouldn't,
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: you know, Junior, I don't think I should. We we've
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: already heard it. Surely at you a thousand dollars. You
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: can't read it without laughing, ready, said, okay? Thousand dollars thousands?
• 32:09
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 32:09
  Speaker 8: The article goes on to say, issues with family members.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: Come on, I can do it.
• 32:17
  Speaker 9: I can do it.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: Come on, thousand dollars.
• 32:20
  Speaker 8: Issues with family members.
• 32:26
  Speaker 5: Come on, issues with out family.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: The devil ship, that's all. That's all it is. That
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: is so cute.
• 32:52
  Speaker 5: In this thousand dollars.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: You can't get it. Don't worry about it one more time.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: Two thousand. Yeah, I can do it. I can Okay.
• 33:04
  Speaker 8: The article goes on to say that issues with family members.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: Who it ain't all. It's pretty good job the job
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: else to take this tissue. Shall he come up.
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: Short at the musement You haven't seen anybody go to
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: the musement park.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: And that stick means so much.
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: About the Yeah, you ever seen somebody get on the
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: amusement ride? They shut the safety bar down and he
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: stepped right out. You ever seen somebody come down that
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: first heel on that roller coaster and everybody on the
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: train got a grab him. In other words, welcome me back,
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: welcome back, Oh dog, you should have seen what was happen?
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: Why you was going for captain of teen Tommy? Would
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: you the president?
• 34:15
  Speaker 11: So?
• 34:15
  Speaker 9: In other words, Steve, they're saying that it might be
• 34:18
  Speaker 9: the worst decision you can make to hire a relative.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: It ain't no doubt about it from me, all right,
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: coming up he's here though.
• 34:31
  Speaker 5: That was a bonus, right there?
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: You get them for you're listening Morning show.
• 34:40
  Speaker 8: It is time now for a round of would you rather?
• 34:44
  Speaker 9: Would you rather would you rather date the hottest person
• 34:49
  Speaker 9: in the world but not be able to have sex
• 34:52
  Speaker 9: with her? Or would you rather date an ugly person
• 34:55
  Speaker 9: that you can have sex with? B?
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: Well, we just wrong, straight up and down? Yea, what
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: you're talking about? Lasting here? You can't talk.
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: You're gonna be talking kids. Other people have been in
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: a lot of fights, Junior. That ain't who you want
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: to talk rough a lot of fights.
• 35:25
  Speaker 5: Can't say that?
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: Does not again? Say it again?
• 35:30
  Speaker 9: Ni?
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: Right there? Yeah, you're gonna get it. But now what
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: you think you're gonna get You're about to be ugly
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: with them. Now we're starting to last people in here.
• 35:41
  Speaker 8: Tommy, what you got I'm going person in the world?
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: Are you gonna I'm gonna be sitting up there just
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: fantasizing all day? All right?
• 35:53
  Speaker 7: All right?
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: Next one? Would you rather have no toes or no fingers?
• 35:57
  Speaker 9: What is this?
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: Answer this question? Marn answer? He is struggling with it.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: Why you say that, Steve, I need my hands. I'm
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: gonna go with hands. I need my hands. I'm gonna
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: let them feet go. Yeah, you're gonna be rocking off.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: You gonna rock off. Last teach you.
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: You ain't gonna be able to stay up. You're gonna
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: be You're gonna mess when I'll be a weaver, a wobble.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be just fire weaver wobble.
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're gonna be one of the people and through
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: the nerves on the bottom of your feet.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: You ain't got no toes. That's the only thing keeping
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: you off. Okay, so what's your answer?
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: No, I need these fingers, man, Yeah, okay, I take
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: these toes. Well, if I take these toes, I'll still
• 36:42
  Speaker 4: wear a tin. I take my toes. I'm down to
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: a tin. I go from thirteen to a tin. I
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: can still walk on these tin.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: Something. You take them toes off, you're gonna be a
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: four folk. Well, let them in a hand, all right?
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: Next one, and you would rather frank us off hands?
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: You got? We're going on and they start laughing.
• 37:14
  Speaker 9: Would you rather give up your cell phone for a
• 37:16
  Speaker 9: month or give up bathing for a month?
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: No bath for a month? Now, I got to give
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: up that cell phone. You had a phone. What the
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: world's dirtiest man lived.
• 37:27
  Speaker 7: He was.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: TV.
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: His ain't on TV. I can't be sitting on there
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: for thirty thirty days. How y'all doing my already?
• 37:41
  Speaker 7: Yo?
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: How you doing? You ain't all? It ain't that's today's
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: round of which you rather thank you, guys. I ain't
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: even gonna be able to stand my own as you're
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: listening morning show.
• 38:00
  Speaker 9: All right, guys, it's time now to check Steve's voicemailing.
• 38:03
  Speaker 9: If you would like to leave Steve a message, if
• 38:05
  Speaker 9: you would call him eight seven seven twenty nine. Steve
• 38:08
  Speaker 9: is the number eight seven seven twenty nine. Steve, we
• 38:11
  Speaker 9: might just play your message back on the air like
• 38:13
  Speaker 9: we're gonna do. Rosa in Tennessee. Rosa says she does
• 38:17
  Speaker 9: not put up with cheating Steve.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: Hello, Steve, how are you doing in the morning cruise?
• 38:22
  Speaker 11: Look?
• 38:23
  Speaker 8: I was talking like all these wanna be right writing
• 38:26
  Speaker 8: in about they bore friends cheen, but what they expect?
• 38:30
  Speaker 11: Like I said, when I was head with had on,
• 38:33
  Speaker 11: you know, dating or whatever, I hand.
• 38:36
  Speaker 8: Them up front, I said that see cheat, you gone.
• 38:40
  Speaker 7: I ain't got hand on. No cheating If you want
• 38:42
  Speaker 7: to be.
• 38:42
  Speaker 14: Teen, he's dead side in the street where you can
• 38:45
  Speaker 14: cheat because he don't be dipping and there in one
• 38:48
  Speaker 14: place and then come lay down with me now.
• 38:50
  Speaker 11: But like I said, and I.
• 38:52
  Speaker 8: Live in Tennessee and my first name is Rose.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: First of all, let me say this right here. I
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: really couldn't understand.
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: Had to start no, no what y'all gonna head start doing,
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: y'all messy, y'all gon head stopped drinking and then calling
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: this machine because y'all ain't got no friends. Look, y'all
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: ain't got nobody in your life, and you do all
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: this drinking and there you I can't find no oldbody
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: to talk to. I find call Steve. Well if don't
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: call me, if you've been drinking, I had to tell
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: you something. Don't come stay out in their streets. Donna
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: come up in here and dibbing and dabbing like you
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: finish just being here and sleeping with me for these streets.
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: Because when I'm in the bed, I want to be
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: in the bed for myself to to be there. And
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: then when you coming in with it, and I'll be
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: sitting in the here waiting on you, and you out
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: in their streets and come you get it. I've been
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: cooking all that food in here that evening, and you
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: ain't out in the streets talking cousin.
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: Don't let it fun, you let the flies in here.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: And then that's what and that's all I want my
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: first name in Rome. That's what they told me. It
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: was all what it is.
• 40:08
  Speaker 14: Next caller is that Nie? Her name is Carla. This
• 40:14
  Speaker 14: next caller she needs some advice about her mean, mean mother.
• 40:19
  Speaker 15: I see, it's Carla. My mom has a fink attitude.
• 40:23
  Speaker 15: And she came to my shop and embarrassed me. And
• 40:26
  Speaker 15: I not want to have Thanksgiving dinner with her at all. Ever,
• 40:31
  Speaker 15: I need a nice way to tell her, No, I
• 40:33
  Speaker 15: don't want to have Thanksgiving dinner with you, because you
• 40:35
  Speaker 15: got a stink attitude. Let me know thanks by well,
• 40:40
  Speaker 15: based on.
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: The way you sound, you can't cook yet, yay, you
• 40:48
  Speaker 4: don't even know. You don't know how you roasted no turkey,
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: You don't know how to make no dressing.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: How can you tell that? By the way she sat,
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: I can just.
• 40:56
  Speaker 10: Tell you know.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: She she got a stink attitude.
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: She came to my said, I'm gonna go to her
• 41:01
  Speaker 4: house for Thanksgiving forever, which means you've been going over
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: there forever. And the reason you go over there is
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: because it's family and your mama can cook. You can't cook.
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: There's gonna be a home grass Thanksgiving for you. I'm
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: gonna tell you that right now. You don't really sound
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: like you're a big football fan. And even if you will,
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: I don't know what you gonna eat this Thanksgiving. You
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: gonna have to order pizza.
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: Girl, listen to me for Thanksgiving.
• 41:28
  Speaker 4: Go in there and find out what's wrong with your mama.
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: Your mama might be bitter. She ain't got no man.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: Maybe you know things have gone wrong.
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: You know, she feel underappreciated that she did all this
• 41:40
  Speaker 4: for all these kids. Now, y'all, don't hardy come by
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: and see her. You don't know what it is, but
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: you have got to fix this for Thanksgiving because you
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: don't sound like your ass.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: Can cook at all. I know how people can cook.
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: Sound They wheeze when they talk, They shot a breath
• 41:56
  Speaker 4: because they got a lot of weight on them because
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: they've been eating.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: And you know, she sounds than and everything. It's hard
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: to find a good skinny ass cool one eight yeah one.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: So that's it.
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: I mean, you know, I don't I don't.
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: I don't like people falling out with their parents. I
• 42:16
  Speaker 4: don't know you know how your mama is. You already
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: know that it's going over there and fix it. This
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: ain't the first time she a trip.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: She came to her job.
• 42:27
  Speaker 8: Mom has a stink attitude.
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: She came to the shop her job.
• 42:32
  Speaker 7: You know.
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: Look, look, your mama could have you know, something really wrong,
• 42:36
  Speaker 4: you know, condition or something you know?
• 42:38
  Speaker 14: Yo, All right, listen, Coming up next, it is the
• 42:43
  Speaker 14: nephew in today's prank phone call.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: Right after this, don't do that. Just stop doing her hair, don't.
• 42:52
  Speaker 8: You're listening.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: Morning show.
• 42:56
  Speaker 9: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
• 42:58
  Speaker 9: four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today. This subject, Wow,
• 43:03
  Speaker 9: this letter right here is painful, you guys. The subject
• 43:06
  Speaker 9: he stole my wife from right up under me.
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: If you're gonna do it, that's how you do it,
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: right up under somebody. Okay, Steve, statements like that that
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: gets your stomped. I'm just saying, get you, Steve. Hey,
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: hey man, you can do your little praise.
• 43:23
  Speaker 9: Get Sophew is in the building with today's prank phone call.
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: What do you have for us today, nephew?
• 43:38
  Speaker 6: Well, you know, Sharon, everybody is not all men are
• 43:41
  Speaker 6: not like Tommy, you know, blessed in certain areas you
• 43:45
  Speaker 6: understand no, no, not finance, other areas.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: Jobs, multiple no, no TV show TV.
• 43:56
  Speaker 6: Physically blessed like that, you understand, Yeah, things that a
• 44:01
  Speaker 6: woman is looking for where you are just physically just blessed.
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: Well, I can't I can't comment on that part because
• 44:08
  Speaker 4: I don't know anything about that, but I know where
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: you ain't.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: God, that's what dam.
• 44:16
  Speaker 4: What are you talking about that? Just as Betty b
• 44:20
  Speaker 4: shock everybody he is in the family, everybody is not blessed.
• 44:29
  Speaker 4: So uh, here is the title go Big or Go Home?
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: Got dog?
• 44:35
  Speaker 7: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Darnell. Darnell.
• 44:38
  Speaker 10: See how you doing?
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: This?
• 44:40
  Speaker 7: Is Scott saying, with bigger, bigger and better? Uh, where
• 44:44
  Speaker 7: we make you larger in charge? How you doing today? Scott?
• 44:46
  Speaker 7: Who I mean a Scot And I'm with bigger and better,
• 44:50
  Speaker 7: where we make you larger in charge?
• 44:53
  Speaker 11: I'm good Scott.
• 44:55
  Speaker 7: We were actually, uh given a phone call by your
• 44:58
  Speaker 7: wife your wife?
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: Is is that correct?
• 45:01
  Speaker 7: Yeah? Okay, well you know your wife's your wife's birthday
• 45:05
  Speaker 7: is coming up pretty soon? Is that right?
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 45:08
  Speaker 11: Yeah, So a couple of weeks yeah, it's coming up.
• 45:11
  Speaker 7: Okay, have you have you decided on getting or anything
• 45:14
  Speaker 7: or have you purchased anything yet? No?
• 45:16
  Speaker 11: No, I got a couple of days in mind.
• 45:19
  Speaker 7: Well actually, uh we got a call from uh from
• 45:23
  Speaker 7: I think we've got something that's gonna that's gonna really
• 45:27
  Speaker 7: help you guys. And and something I think that she
• 45:30
  Speaker 7: wanted to recommend that something that you probably wouldn't wouldn't
• 45:33
  Speaker 7: think about getting. Oh, I'm all, is okay wrecking my brain?
• 45:38
  Speaker 7: So I'm is actually gave us a call. She's actually
• 45:42
  Speaker 7: had an idea, you know, what she would really really
• 45:44
  Speaker 7: like for her birthday present?
• 45:46
  Speaker 11: So what's the name of your companion?
• 45:48
  Speaker 10: Bigger and Better?
• 45:50
  Speaker 7: Like I said, I follow she called you.
• 45:52
  Speaker 11: I'm sorry, she called you to get me an idea
• 45:55
  Speaker 11: on what I should get her.
• 45:56
  Speaker 10: For her birthday.
• 45:57
  Speaker 5: Uh.
• 45:58
  Speaker 7: Yeah, well this is this is something that's a little
• 46:01
  Speaker 7: a little different of something that you probably would never
• 46:03
  Speaker 7: in a million years think of. But here at Bigger
• 46:06
  Speaker 7: and Better, where we make you large and in charge,
• 46:08
  Speaker 7: we actually do some things that we definitely know you
• 46:12
  Speaker 7: wouldn't have thought of. So I definitely understand her giving
• 46:15
  Speaker 7: up call.
• 46:15
  Speaker 11: What you think what's your name?
• 46:17
  Speaker 10: Against? Sam? Scott.
• 46:18
  Speaker 7: Scott, Scott, you're to the point actually let us know
• 46:23
  Speaker 7: that there are some things that are really really lacking
• 46:27
  Speaker 7: between you guys, and she would very much like for
• 46:30
  Speaker 7: her birthday. Well, you can be a lot more well
• 46:33
  Speaker 7: in dowed, So you know that's what we do here
• 46:36
  Speaker 7: at Bigger and Better. We actually, hello, what.
• 46:40
  Speaker 10: I could be?
• 46:40
  Speaker 11: Well?
• 46:40
  Speaker 7: What more well? In doubt?
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: Sure?
• 46:42
  Speaker 7: So I think really what's going on is Beyonca is
• 46:44
  Speaker 7: really not satisfied right now?
• 46:47
  Speaker 11: Call you to tell you that I'm not what do
• 46:50
  Speaker 11: you mean willing doubt my junk?
• 46:51
  Speaker 7: So you're you're you're you're you're you're inadequate. You know
• 46:54
  Speaker 7: what I mean? You're you're Uh, I guess maybe maybe
• 46:58
  Speaker 7: very impotent. I'm not sure, but are you kidding me?
• 47:01
  Speaker 10: What the what's the name of this company?
• 47:03
  Speaker 7: Here, Bigger and Better, where we make you large and
• 47:07
  Speaker 7: in charge? And right now you know you're not You're
• 47:09
  Speaker 7: not large and in charge, and we want to get
• 47:11
  Speaker 7: you to we're able to come in for a consultation,
• 47:13
  Speaker 7: your consultation.
• 47:14
  Speaker 10: I'll tell you what.
• 47:15
  Speaker 11: I'm gonna call her right now because right now, okay,
• 47:18
  Speaker 11: I'm gonna call her well and.
• 47:20
  Speaker 7: We're we're trying to do because do you not do
• 47:24
  Speaker 7: you not think you need to come in?
• 47:25
  Speaker 11: I don't even think I don't even need to be
• 47:27
  Speaker 11: talking to you, mister Scott about whatever is going on
• 47:30
  Speaker 11: in my bed room. I'm king so I'm not even
• 47:33
  Speaker 11: I'm not even I don't even know what's going on.
• 47:35
  Speaker 7: Whatever? Can I say this?
• 47:37
  Speaker 10: Whatever services the first for me?
• 47:39
  Speaker 11: They's gonna increase me in the bedroom is the.
• 47:41
  Speaker 7: First sign of denial. Right, I don't have no I don't.
• 47:44
  Speaker 11: Have no problems in the bedroom.
• 47:45
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 47:45
  Speaker 10: Well, you know, I don't even why am I still
• 47:48
  Speaker 10: on the phone with you? Okay, But sir, I mean
• 47:50
  Speaker 10: you learn and I don't really have to worry about
• 47:52
  Speaker 10: hearing for merv she got something to kind of account
• 47:54
  Speaker 10: with you. Then you ain't go ahead and call that out.
• 47:59
  Speaker 7: Let me say this. You if you have a very
• 48:00
  Speaker 7: big ego, sir, But what I want to do is
• 48:03
  Speaker 7: is you know, but you're not You're not as big
• 48:05
  Speaker 7: as your ego. I want to get you to that point.
• 48:07
  Speaker 11: This is some crazy I've heard some crazy things people
• 48:10
  Speaker 11: say online. But you're gonna call me talk about my
• 48:13
  Speaker 11: wife calls you and saying that I'm in adequate in
• 48:15
  Speaker 11: the bedroom, sir, you know what? And and once again,
• 48:18
  Speaker 11: I'm trying to I know you're you're just doing your jobs,
• 48:21
  Speaker 11: got but I'm gonna have to call her right now. Okay,
• 48:25
  Speaker 11: don't worry.
• 48:26
  Speaker 7: You're in denial.
• 48:29
  Speaker 11: I'm in denial you.
• 48:32
  Speaker 7: Hello, sir. I really want to help you as much
• 48:34
  Speaker 7: as I can.
• 48:35
  Speaker 11: Listen, man, listen, I'm trying to get my wife's on
• 48:38
  Speaker 11: the phone right now. Okay, I know you you've got
• 48:41
  Speaker 11: a job to do, but what I need you to
• 48:43
  Speaker 11: do right now is stop calling me, all right.
• 48:45
  Speaker 10: I'm trying.
• 48:45
  Speaker 11: I'm trying to be nice to you because I'm sure
• 48:48
  Speaker 11: whatever it is she calls you and you're just doing
• 48:50
  Speaker 11: your job, all.
• 48:50
  Speaker 7: Right, But I'm trying to get you in here to
• 48:53
  Speaker 7: get a consultation so we can get you further along
• 48:55
  Speaker 7: the way.
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: You are.
• 48:56
  Speaker 11: Consultation, the consultation, I don't mean no consitation. I don't
• 49:01
  Speaker 11: need no assistance from your start, Sir.
• 49:02
  Speaker 10: You you call me no more?
• 49:04
  Speaker 7: Man. Hey, you're small and I want to make you bigger.
• 49:07
  Speaker 10: You want to make me bigger?
• 49:08
  Speaker 9: What?
• 49:09
  Speaker 7: What? What is this anyway? Huh? What kind of job
• 49:12
  Speaker 7: is that? How do you even get a job like that?
• 49:14
  Speaker 11: You apply for this job.
• 49:15
  Speaker 10: You're idiot when you're a high school Jut you stop
• 49:21
  Speaker 10: calling me.
• 49:21
  Speaker 7: Man, mister darnell. I'm still trying to help you get
• 49:25
  Speaker 7: through this situation. Okay. Are you willing to come in
• 49:27
  Speaker 7: for a counseltation at least we're coming for a counciltation
• 49:30
  Speaker 7: if we can get you one. Where you are?
• 49:32
  Speaker 10: Are you listening to me?
• 49:33
  Speaker 11: The only consultation we gonna have is my fist in
• 49:35
  Speaker 11: your face that you call me again. Tell you what,
• 49:37
  Speaker 11: I will come in for a consultation. Give me give
• 49:39
  Speaker 11: me your address and everything like that on your information,
• 49:42
  Speaker 11: and I will come down for a consultation. You're gonna
• 49:44
  Speaker 11: be there.
• 49:45
  Speaker 7: I'm here, I'm here, I'm here the first eight hours
• 49:48
  Speaker 7: of the day, sir. What I want to do is
• 49:49
  Speaker 7: get you lined up.
• 49:50
  Speaker 11: We get your present when my wife, I don't need
• 49:53
  Speaker 11: no damn procedures, give me your info, and you got
• 49:56
  Speaker 11: to work by.
• 49:56
  Speaker 10: Hand for us.
• 49:57
  Speaker 7: No more.
• 49:57
  Speaker 11: Okay, but right now I need you to get up me.
• 50:00
  Speaker 11: I don't want to hang up on you, and I
• 50:02
  Speaker 11: understand what trying to do your.
• 50:03
  Speaker 7: Job down now. You're small. You're small, and I'm trying
• 50:06
  Speaker 7: to make you bigger.
• 50:07
  Speaker 10: Thank you, sir, you know what I'm trying to help.
• 50:11
  Speaker 7: That's a little small guy. I'm trying to help you
• 50:13
  Speaker 7: with your problem. Now, if you're not going to be
• 50:15
  Speaker 7: appreciative of it, then I don't even understand why your
• 50:18
  Speaker 7: wife knows you're handling your address.
• 50:19
  Speaker 11: Why would that we can have this conversation face to face.
• 50:22
  Speaker 7: Why would your wife call here?
• 50:24
  Speaker 10: So it doesn't matter.
• 50:25
  Speaker 11: If I can get on the line, I can figure
• 50:26
  Speaker 11: out why she calls you because you're inadequate many sir.
• 50:31
  Speaker 7: Sir, here's the problem. You're tiny and you don't want
• 50:34
  Speaker 7: to admit it. I ain't get you to know me.
• 50:36
  Speaker 11: Man, you never seen me.
• 50:37
  Speaker 7: You don't know anything about me.
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: Ian I can't even.
• 50:40
  Speaker 10: Believe my wife's even called you.
• 50:41
  Speaker 7: But just this is just how you do business.
• 50:44
  Speaker 10: Call me and call me. I'm tiny, sir, I under you.
• 50:47
  Speaker 7: I'm not only to president, but I'm also a client.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: Sir.
• 50:50
  Speaker 11: I don't give up what you are okay, okay?
• 50:53
  Speaker 7: And there are some other things that let us know
• 50:55
  Speaker 7: as well. What the would that mean? She also wanted
• 50:58
  Speaker 7: me to tell you that this is nephew Tommy from
• 51:00
  Speaker 7: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your wife just praying phone
• 51:04
  Speaker 7: calls you bad.
• 51:06
  Speaker 11: Man, funny man. I'm all here over here looking at
• 51:11
  Speaker 11: in the mirror. Yeah, it's kind of great talking.
• 51:14
  Speaker 10: I thought I was good, but I got a little nervous.
• 51:16
  Speaker 10: I was like, man, what's the baddest radio show in
• 51:20
  Speaker 10: the lane?
• 51:21
  Speaker 11: Come on now, you know it's a Steel Harvey radio show.
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: Man, what you woke up motivated?
• 51:26
  Speaker 6: On another note, Chicago, Wendy City, y'all get ready. The
• 51:29
  Speaker 6: nephew is coming to town and it is studyed. Y'all
• 51:33
  Speaker 6: don't want to miss nonheing that's hosted by yours truly nephew, Tommy.
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: And that is two nights. That's sweetest day.
• 51:39
  Speaker 6: It's Friday night on Saturday night at the Airy Crown
• 51:41
  Speaker 6: this Friday, this Saturday. Come on out at the Airy
• 51:43
  Speaker 6: Crown Friday on Saturday, Chicago, Illinois. I would be dressed
• 51:47
  Speaker 6: to when pressed and ready.
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 51:49
  Speaker 9: Coming up next Strawberry Letter subject he stole my wife
• 51:53
  Speaker 9: right from under me.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: Wow, we'll get into it right after this.
• 51:57
  Speaker 9: You're listening hardy morning show. Time Now for today's Strawberry Letter.
• 52:03
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• 52:07
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• 52:12
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• 52:16
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• 52:18
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• 52:21
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• 52:23
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• 52:25
  Speaker 1: Book louve, hold on tight. We got a coin and
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: here it is Strawberry letter.
• 52:29
  Speaker 9: Oh, this letter makes me sad right here. Subject he
• 52:33
  Speaker 9: stole my wife from write up under me. Okay, Dear
• 52:40
  Speaker 9: Stephen Shirley, I am a hard working, faithful man. I
• 52:44
  Speaker 9: was married for fifteen years to my college sweetheart. I
• 52:47
  Speaker 9: never had any problems in my marriage until I tried
• 52:51
  Speaker 9: to help out a friend. Here's what happened. My wife
• 52:54
  Speaker 9: had a best friend and the friend was married to
• 52:56
  Speaker 9: a big time cheater. We were always there for her
• 53:00
  Speaker 9: if she was going through drama with her husband. Their
• 53:03
  Speaker 9: marriage finally ended when her husband got her cousin pregnant.
• 53:09
  Speaker 9: She put him out of the house and he didn't
• 53:12
  Speaker 9: have anywhere to go. So I talked my wife into
• 53:16
  Speaker 9: letting him stay with us for a while so he
• 53:18
  Speaker 9: could sort things out. The first week he kept to
• 53:22
  Speaker 9: himself and he slept a whole lot when he wasn't
• 53:24
  Speaker 9: at work. The second week, he started talking more. I
• 53:28
  Speaker 9: came home from work one day and he and my
• 53:31
  Speaker 9: wife had cooked together and we all sat and ate.
• 53:34
  Speaker 9: Going into the third week, I sat down with him
• 53:38
  Speaker 9: to see if he'd made other living arrangements. He informed
• 53:41
  Speaker 9: me that he was very comfortable in my house, and
• 53:44
  Speaker 9: he said my wife loved having him there. He told
• 53:48
  Speaker 9: me that he could tell my wife needed to be
• 53:50
  Speaker 9: loved properly, so he seduced her, and he's been making
• 53:54
  Speaker 9: love to her almost daily for the past two weeks.
• 53:59
  Speaker 9: You can guess what happened next. I grabbed him and
• 54:03
  Speaker 9: I slung him to the ground, and my wife rushed
• 54:06
  Speaker 9: in and yelled for me to stop.
• 54:09
  Speaker 8: She said it was all true, and she apologized to me.
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: Fast forward to the present.
• 54:15
  Speaker 9: I have a new house. He's in my old house
• 54:17
  Speaker 9: with my wife, and they are getting married when our
• 54:20
  Speaker 9: divorce is final. He took my kindness for weakness and
• 54:24
  Speaker 9: stole my wife from right up under me. I still
• 54:28
  Speaker 9: want to put yeah, I still want to put hands
• 54:32
  Speaker 9: on him, but there's no use in it because he
• 54:35
  Speaker 9: already got my wife. It's going to be hard for
• 54:38
  Speaker 9: me to trust another female. How could I move past
• 54:41
  Speaker 9: this and find happiness?
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: Again.
• 54:43
  Speaker 9: Wow, Now you see why this letter makes me sad. This,
• 54:47
  Speaker 9: I mean, just when you think you've heard it all,
• 54:51
  Speaker 9: I'm just really sorry because you sound like a truly
• 54:54
  Speaker 9: nice man. You sound like a nice guy. You know,
• 54:56
  Speaker 9: women ask all the time we're the nice guys. You
• 54:59
  Speaker 9: know there are no more nice guys. Well, this was
• 55:01
  Speaker 9: truly a nice guy. These weren't even your friends. These
• 55:05
  Speaker 9: were your wife's friends. She was your wife's best friend.
• 55:09
  Speaker 9: You weren't even come on. You stepped in to help
• 55:12
  Speaker 9: your wife's best friend's husband out.
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: You didn't have to do any of this.
• 55:16
  Speaker 8: You didn't have to do it, And I know you're
• 55:19
  Speaker 8: probably asking yourself.
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: Why you did.
• 55:21
  Speaker 8: Now, this loser and a man. I'm being kind when
• 55:26
  Speaker 8: I use that word.
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: He stabbed you in your back so hard.
• 55:29
  Speaker 8: Then he twisted that knife.
• 55:31
  Speaker 9: Okay, but I can't blame him entirely because your wife
• 55:35
  Speaker 9: played a big role.
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: What is wrong with her?
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: What is wrong with your wife?
• 55:40
  Speaker 9: You guys have been college sweethearts and been married for
• 55:43
  Speaker 9: fifteen years. So she lets this guy come in here,
• 55:47
  Speaker 9: and after two weeks she's sleeping with the guy and
• 55:51
  Speaker 9: defending him, trying to pull you off him when he
• 55:55
  Speaker 9: clearly deserved a beat down. He was very comfortable not
• 56:00
  Speaker 9: only living in your house, but you know, taking liberties
• 56:04
  Speaker 9: with your wife and everything else.
• 56:05
  Speaker 8: And now he's staying in your house. This is terrible.
• 56:10
  Speaker 8: I blame your wife for.
• 56:12
  Speaker 9: Allowing this to go down, But more than that, I
• 56:15
  Speaker 9: blame him because you were just showing kindness to another
• 56:17
  Speaker 9: man who needed it at the time.
• 56:19
  Speaker 8: I think he overstayed. You allowed him to overstay. Three
• 56:22
  Speaker 8: weeks is too long. He should have gotten it together
• 56:25
  Speaker 8: by then, and if he didn't, he should have moved on.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: How do you move on?
• 56:29
  Speaker 9: One way is to hopefully, you know, get some female
• 56:33
  Speaker 9: companionship in your life. That's one way you can do it,
• 56:37
  Speaker 9: move forward and have happiness again. You say it's hard
• 56:40
  Speaker 9: for you to trust females. All females aren't like that.
• 56:42
  Speaker 9: I hope you know that, But you know, start slowly
• 56:45
  Speaker 9: with friendship from a female and take it from there.
• 56:48
  Speaker 9: You can move on and get past this. And you're
• 56:50
  Speaker 9: going to have to try and forgive Steve.
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: I don't see nothing about no moving on in this letter.
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: Just just about this letter. Yeah? Oh see the move huh?
• 57:00
  Speaker 4: I started with my ad you married fifteen years to
• 57:03
  Speaker 4: your college. Sweetheart got it. Never had problems in my
• 57:06
  Speaker 4: marriage till I tried to help out a friend. Definition
• 57:10
  Speaker 4: of friend. Here's what happened. My wife had a best friend.
• 57:16
  Speaker 4: So this is your wife's best friend, and the friend
• 57:18
  Speaker 4: was married to a big time Cheetoh. Now, nowhere in
• 57:22
  Speaker 4: this letter, really was you saying that this man was
• 57:27
  Speaker 4: your friend, your wife's best friend, and the friend was
• 57:32
  Speaker 4: married to a big time Cheatah. We were always there
• 57:35
  Speaker 4: for her when she was going through drama with her husband.
• 57:38
  Speaker 4: Y'all were always dare for her. You ain't mentioned this
• 57:43
  Speaker 4: guy yet. Then the marriage finally ended when her husband
• 57:47
  Speaker 4: got her cousin pregnant.
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: Okay, understood.
• 57:53
  Speaker 4: She put him out the house. He didn't have nowhere
• 57:56
  Speaker 4: to go. So then you talk to your wife to
• 57:59
  Speaker 4: let him stay with your all for a while. When'd
• 58:01
  Speaker 4: he become your friend? But y'all was with the lady
• 58:04
  Speaker 4: to help her through all the trump did she put.
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: The man out?
• 58:07
  Speaker 4: Now y'all take him in too? What is y'all a
• 58:10
  Speaker 4: shelter you have to side dog? You got home or
• 58:17
  Speaker 4: damn shelter?
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: Now?
• 58:20
  Speaker 4: The first week he kept to himself, and he slept
• 58:23
  Speaker 4: a lot when he wasn't at work.
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: In the second week, he started talking with here the
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: letter change.
• 58:30
  Speaker 4: I come home from work one day he and my
• 58:32
  Speaker 4: wife had cooked together, and we all sat down at ate.
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: This wedding letter in for me exactly this damn metal over.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: We gotta take you cooking together fault.
• 58:43
  Speaker 9: We'll have part two of Steve's response coming up at
• 58:45
  Speaker 9: twenty three minutes after the hour. Subject of today's letter,
• 58:49
  Speaker 9: he stole my wife from right up under me right
• 58:52
  Speaker 9: after this. You're listening hard morning show. All right, Steve,
• 58:57
  Speaker 9: come on, let's recap today's strawberry letter. Subject He's stole
• 59:00
  Speaker 9: my wife right from under me, right from up under me.
• 59:05
  Speaker 4: This letter unbelievable. D been married to a college sweetheart.
• 59:08
  Speaker 4: They ain't have no problems her her best friend had
• 59:11
  Speaker 4: and her friend her best friend her wife. Excuse me,
• 59:14
  Speaker 4: his wife had a best friend who was married to
• 59:17
  Speaker 4: a big time cheatam Then y'all was always there for
• 59:20
  Speaker 4: going through the drama with her husband. Then the marriage
• 59:22
  Speaker 4: ended when her husband got her cousin pregnant. She put
• 59:26
  Speaker 4: him out of the house. He ain't have anywhere to go,
• 59:28
  Speaker 4: So I talked my wife into letting him stay with
• 59:31
  Speaker 4: us so he could sort things out first week get
• 59:34
  Speaker 4: to himself, slept a whole lot. Then he wasn't at work.
• 59:38
  Speaker 4: The second week he started talking more. I come home
• 59:42
  Speaker 4: from work one day he and my wife had cooked
• 59:44
  Speaker 4: together and we all sat down at eight cooking together
• 59:48
  Speaker 4: for what. Ain't nobody here but me? Uh huh you
• 59:54
  Speaker 4: that I invited and my wife? Why is two people
• 59:57
  Speaker 4: cooking this damn meal? Three people don't require help in
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 4: the kitchen. If your wife been cooking, it's just a
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 4: little bit extra for one more half a cup more
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 4: rice in the bowl uncooked. That blows up the two
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 4: damn cups of eight rice. Uh okay, now that's what
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 4: we start having a problem with right now. Now, going
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 4: into the third week, I sat down with the man
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 4: to see if he made other living arrangements.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: He informed me that he was.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 4: Very comfortable in my eye, my house right there. But see,
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 4: I don't know, I don't even know how we have
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 4: in this conversation. There's nobody that tummy, there's nobody that
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 4: is no me. We gonna make this statement to me
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 4: that I'm very comfortable in your house, And he said,
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 4: my wife loved having him there. Wow, See, I don't
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 4: know nobody that really know me that can open open
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 4: their mouth and say these damn says.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: This ain't disrespectful you who you think you talking to?
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 4: He told me he could tell my wife needed to
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 4: be loved properly. Now, stun stuff right there, because the
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 4: dude that's writing this letter, it's a little week ass, dude.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry man, this little week ass dude. Because first
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 4: of all, I can't write the letter into the type
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 4: because he had to send it in an email. You
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 4: can't email from jail, so I couldn't even send this letter.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 4: There's no way I can send this letter because my
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 4: ass in jail. Dog, what did you say to me?
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 4: He told me he could tell my wife needed to
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 4: be loved properly. What so he seduced her and he's
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 4: been making love to her almost daily for the.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: Past two weeks. What holds you that human can't say
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: these words to me?
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 3: Lil and I sit down and.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: Dog, I could tell your wife needed to be loved.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 7: That was it.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: Talk to this guy, I could tell your wife needed
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: to be loved. That's it. That's it all after that
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: is asked for all this here.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 4: First of all, you way you can tell my wife
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 4: needed to be loved properly. That's when I stand up.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 4: I could tell your wife needs okay. Then he said
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 4: he been making love to her for daily for the
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 4: past you and told me you screwed my what you
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 4: thought you could say it? And then then then now
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 4: this way he trying to sound like a man. But
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna tell you what. This didn't happen, y'all. He
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 4: just did it for life. No, no, no, no, he
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 4: didn't do this right here, you can guess what happened next.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: No, no, see next.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 4: No, we can't, y'all can't beat it out. I grabbed
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 4: him and slung him to the ground.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: That ain't even how we fight, No.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 4: Dog, I grabbed him and slung him to the ground,
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 4: and he let you this is a dude that's bold
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 4: enough to tell you he can slept with your wife.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 4: I grabbed him and slunk him to the ground, and
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 4: my wife rushed in and yelled for me to stop.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: She said it was all true, and she apologized to me.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 11: What.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 4: You don't know how long it would have took her
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 4: to get me on him. Do you know how many
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 4: police cars would have been out side. He'd been all
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 4: behind the refrigerator, hiding you know, I'm trying to kill
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 4: this dude. You know, dog, I got that kitchen dog
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 4: get Fast forward to the present. She said it was
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 4: all true, and she apologized to me. Fast forward to
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 4: the president.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: I have a new house.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 4: He's in my old house with my wife and they
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 4: are getting married when our divorce is final.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: What hey, dog, you living in my house, the one
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: I'm paying for. No man with her?
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 4: No, no man, that's not happening. This, none of this
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 4: is happening. This is unthinkable. Hey, ain't no real man
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 4: reading this letter?
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: Going? Well, you know, Steve, what could he do? Did
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: he do? We all call?
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 4: We all sit in here going the question would be,
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 4: what did not do? Yeah, set the house on fire
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 4: and kill everybody in here? We got yellow tape, brown building,
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 4: shark marks on the ground. We he didn't heed the weapons.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 4: He got DNA everywhere. The man ain't got no fighter nails.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 4: Steve reedon Steve and a coma and everybody else in
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 4: the damn coma. Because that's what what have happened.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 8: We gotta take a break right here.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 9: Every time I see you can post your comments on
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 9: today's Strawberry Letter. It's Steve Harvey FM on Instagram and Facebook.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 9: Check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand now. Coming
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 9: up at forty six after the hour, we're gonna have
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 9: part three of today's Strawberry Letter.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 8: Subject he stole my wife from right up under me.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 8: You're listening.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: Morning show.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 9: Well, Steve, we were talking about the Strawberry Letter. You
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 9: had a lot more to say on it. Subject he
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 9: stole my wife from right up under me? Just a
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 9: quick recap recap?
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 4: Do anybody this man over to the house He ended
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 4: up sleeping with his wife, told him I was cold,
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 4: look at your wife until she needed to be loved properly.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 4: I been sleeping with her every day for the past
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 4: two weeks. So you know what happened next. I grabbed
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 4: him and slung him to the ground.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: What holdo, dog? Yeah, ain't nobody gets stabbed?
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 3: Let's waiting.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 4: Ain't nobody we in the kitchen talking. You told me
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 4: you've been sleeping my wife for two weeks. Ain't nobody
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 4: get stamped?
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 9: Wow?
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 4: Ain't nobody got their face hail down on the on
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 4: the eye with the gas on, everybody got all their ligaments.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 4: I didn't reach behind the stove and snatch the gas
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 4: line out and stick it in your butt.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 7: All.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: There you go. Now you're talking.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 4: Now, I didn't slam your head in the freezer door
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 4: nine times.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 15: I ain't do that.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 4: I slung him to the ground. I grabbed him and
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 4: slung him to the ground. Slung him to the ground.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 8: So you don't believe that, because that's not how you
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 8: guys are.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 4: You cannot tell no living man that that's married and
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 4: put in time with a wife and the dude sitting
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 4: in his house and say these words to him, and
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 4: his reaction is I grabbed him and slung him to
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 4: the ground.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: Then my wife yelled and yelled for me to stop.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: So then he stopped so bad I can't even hear her.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, she needed to get out the way while
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 4: I'm throwing the blows any damn yeh.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: Then he said, fast forward to the president. I got
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: a new house.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 4: So you moved out your house, and there's a man
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 4: that moved in your house that's screwing your wife in
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 4: that house.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: This house ain't this house don't have no soot damage
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: from the fire you set. Yeah, you you can.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 4: Actually live in this house. It ain't no water damage.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 4: When the fire department come, you ain't set nothing on fire.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 4: He's sleeping in the house, screwing your wife. You done
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 4: went and got a new house, and they getting married
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 4: when I divorced, and y'all ain't even divorced, so now.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: You're still paying for this house.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 4: That he isn't sleeping with your wife, Pardner, I'm gonna
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 4: tell you right now, I ain't. None of this is
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 4: happening with no dudes I know. Okay, one of my
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 4: best friends, Biggie Wig, if you sit in Big God
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 4: and tell him you've been sleeping with his wife. Man,
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 4: this is not even the news story we're on for
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 4: that out.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the greatest episode. Everybody on that block they house
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: is in jail, the whole block.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 4: All right, this is an episode of Forensic Files, the
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 4: Greatest One Guy.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: You're listening morning show?
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 9: All right, Guys, Americans spend ninety two percent of their
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 9: time inside these days, but something called the mature or
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 9: the Nature pyramid can help us get outside more. Okay,
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 9: it's like the food pyramid, but it recommends how much
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 9: time we should be spending in nature to reduce stress
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 9: and boost our happiness. The twenty five to three rule
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 9: for the nature pyramid says we need twenty minutes outside
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 9: like in a park three times a week. We need
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 9: five hours a month in semi wild nature like a
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 9: what a forest, a state park, and then three days
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 9: a year off the grid in nature like camping.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: Really, so that is never do never say never, but
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: I will never go camp three days a month off degree.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 5: In nature, just.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: Like camping wilderness, way out in the middle of day.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: Take a break. Yeah, no, hey, listen to me. Okay,
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: you have something in the woods.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 8: Yeah, camping for camping, Steve, it's three days a year camping.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: I'm mad at that. Okay, three days a year. What
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: y'all talking about? Yeah, I'm mad at that.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 9: Five hours a month in semi wild nature like a forest,
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 9: state park.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: Okay, you're back to the Dallas five hours okay, now.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 8: A month, five hours a month, that's all that's.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: I'm just walking right a lot. Yeah, look Dale, my herbology.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: He up in there now. He's some video everything. He's
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: all up in blue, reds Mounts walk. Steve got some more.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: Excuse me, I have a job the family few he
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: text me once a week. Here. You got to hear
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: some of these trails. I like hiking with you, just
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: fun I've got to work.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 4: And the last time my ass went up there with
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 4: him hiking, I hurt my uh uh, I got what
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 4: they call that b under your foot plaster flighters someone.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, planting fasci iis planting fasci iis. I've had
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: that twice in my life. Very very painful. I know,
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: I can I can't say it.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 4: I know I am planter planting flatchy iis flats.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: So you stepped on plants, see right there, that's why.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 8: We flastyis plant strange.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: If you strain the tendon, it's a under your heel.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 7: This is.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 8: And that is a connective tissue which supports the arch.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: Of the foot.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 4: And when you strain that muscle right there, brother, you
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 4: have a serious problem. I've had it twice.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 9: Pain in the heel and in the bottom of the foot.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 9: That is usually most severe with the first steps of
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 9: the day.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 4: Oh God in the morning, man, I've gotten out the
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 4: bed and damn to drop to my knees with this pain. Yeah,
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 4: and you know, and then you warm it up and
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 4: you get better with it. But you got to be
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 4: but it's just a pain, and it takes a couple
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  Speaker 4: of months to get rid of.
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  Speaker 8: It comes on gradually and it affects both feet, and.
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  Speaker 1: We don't need to go out there. What it sound like,
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  Speaker 1: Yeah for us.
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  Speaker 4: What I had to do is you got to learn
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  Speaker 4: how to stretch before you get into strenuous exercise. Oh yeah, Well,
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  Speaker 4: if you're gonna be walking up steep heels and everything
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  Speaker 4: like that, you gotta stretch your calfs out really good.
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  Speaker 4: Stretch your tennis on the back of your achilles, get
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  Speaker 4: them nice and stretched. There's some stretches I had to
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  Speaker 4: learn how to do. So when I go up and
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  Speaker 4: I'm trying to walk on my toes and climb up
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  Speaker 4: the trails, I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't stretch that tendon. How long is a hike though?
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  Speaker 1: A couple hours?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Two hours.
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  Speaker 8: You're into camping at all?
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  Speaker 1: Do you like I used to? And not not anymore.
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  Speaker 1: I found out what luxury camps is like and cut
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  Speaker 1: all that at the hotel trying to put up under
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  Speaker 1: your knee squadlet the steve.
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  Speaker 8: Twenty minutes after right after this, you're listening.
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  Speaker 1: Morning show.
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  Speaker 9: All right, So a woman with a handyman husband has
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  Speaker 9: come up with a very clever way to earn some
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  Speaker 9: extra money. Uh, she runs her husband out to other women.
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  Speaker 9: Her husband is excellent handyman, and she knows a lot
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  Speaker 9: of women who don't have someone as handy around to
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  Speaker 9: fix things in their homes. So she created get this
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  Speaker 9: rent my handy husband. She did this for about forty
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  Speaker 9: four dollars an hour.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, this is what you can do.
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  Speaker 9: Her husband can come over and take care of any
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  Speaker 9: household projects that need to get done. What kinds of
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  Speaker 9: jobs do you think this man is doing and these
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  Speaker 9: other women's houses for forty four dollars an hour?
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  Speaker 1: Anything else? I'm just you know what, I'm just going
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  Speaker 1: out right there.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know a lot of women that are gonna
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  Speaker 4: send their husband over another woman house.
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  Speaker 1: Don't know at all. I'd like to see the guy though,
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  Speaker 1: see yeah, yeah, yeah, look like I'd.
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  Speaker 4: Like to see the guy and then the women that
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  Speaker 4: you know, could just be a handyman's service though it
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  Speaker 4: could very well be that.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, And how did they come over for an hour?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 8: Come over and take care of any household projects that
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  Speaker 8: need to get done.
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  Speaker 1: I got my own handed man. I got one myself
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  Speaker 1: changing lights built. You know how the lights heels up there?
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  Speaker 1: I'm not hold on, rich boy, rich boy, y'all mist that?
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  Speaker 1: So you got a handy man look at your house
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  Speaker 1: to come and fix all.
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  Speaker 5: You We gotta go.
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  Speaker 9: We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
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  Speaker 9: up at thirty three minutes after we'll play around it.
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather?
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  Speaker 9: Right after this you're listening Harvey Morning Show. It is
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  Speaker 9: time now for a round of would you rather? Would
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  Speaker 9: you rather? Would you rather date the hottest person in
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  Speaker 9: the world but not be able to have sex with her?
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  Speaker 8: Or would you rather date an ugly person that you
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  Speaker 8: can have sex with?
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  Speaker 1: B We just running straight up and down. Yeah, what
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  Speaker 1: you're talking about? Lancing?
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  Speaker 4: You can't talk. You're gonna be talking kids. Other people
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  Speaker 4: have been in a lot of fights, Junior. That ain't
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  Speaker 4: who you want to talk rough. A lot of kids
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  Speaker 4: say that that's not not again, ju said again.
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  Speaker 1: Right there. Yeah, you're gonna get it. But now what
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  Speaker 1: you think you're gonna get You're about to be ugly
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  Speaker 1: with them. Now we're stepping glass people in here. Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: what you got I'm going I'm gonna be sitting up
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: there just fantasizing all days. All right?
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  Speaker 7: All right?
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  Speaker 8: Next one, Would you rather have no toes or no fingers.
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  Speaker 1: What it is, Tom a gonna be answer this question right?
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  Speaker 1: He is struggling with it. Why you say that, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: I need my hands. I'm gonna go with hands. I
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  Speaker 1: need my hands. I'm gonna let them feed.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're gonna be rocking off. You're gonna rock off
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  Speaker 4: the last feat you. You ain't gonna be able to
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  Speaker 4: stay up. You're gonna be You're gonna mess when i'd
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  Speaker 4: be a web a wobble, I'm gonna be just fine
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  Speaker 4: web wobble. Yeah, you're gonna be one of the people
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  Speaker 4: having the little nerves on the bottom of your feet.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't got no toes. That's the only thing keeping
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  Speaker 1: you off. Okay, so what's your answer?
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  Speaker 4: No, I need these fingers, man, Yeah, okay, I take
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  Speaker 4: these toes. Well, if I take these toes, I'll still
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  Speaker 4: wear a tin. I take my toes. I'm down to
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  Speaker 4: a tin. I go from thirteen to a tin. I
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  Speaker 4: can still walk on these tins. Tom, you take them
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  Speaker 4: toes off, you're gonna be a fault.
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  Speaker 1: Folk.
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  Speaker 12: Well eleven and a half, all right, next one? And
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  Speaker 12: if you rather frank us off, little hands you got,
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  Speaker 12: we're going on.
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  Speaker 1: They start laughing.
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  Speaker 9: Would you rather give up your cell phone for a
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 9: month or give up bathing for a month?
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: No bath for a month? Now, I got to give
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: up that cell phone. You had a phone? What the
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: world's dirtiest man lived?
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  Speaker 3: He was ninety four?
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  Speaker 4: TV ain't on TV. I can't be sitting there there
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  Speaker 4: for thirty thirty day, I all do it?
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  Speaker 1: You doing?
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  Speaker 4: All right? It ain't.
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  Speaker 1: That's today's round of which you rather thank you, guys.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't even gonna be able to stand my own ass.
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  Speaker 9: Coming up in forty nine minutes after the hour, it's
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  Speaker 9: our last break of the day. We'll have some closing
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  Speaker 9: remarks from the one and only Steve Harvey right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 8: All right, guys, here we are our last break of
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  Speaker 8: the day.
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  Speaker 1: A good day, good day.
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  Speaker 4: I was thinking today about what I could share with people.
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  Speaker 4: I try to be encouraging, you know, and one of
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  Speaker 4: the things I wanted to talk to people about today
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  Speaker 4: was simply this.
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  Speaker 1: It's no time like the present, you know.
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  Speaker 4: Oftentimes, you know, we have ideas, we have things that
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  Speaker 4: we think of us, that we want to follow through on,
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 4: things that we want to initiate, and we just procrastinate, We.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: Put it off.
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  Speaker 4: But you know what, guys, you gotta start taking more
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  Speaker 4: immediate action, all of us, all of us do.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking to myself included.
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  Speaker 4: I try to when I come up with an idea,
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  Speaker 4: I try to start the process immediately, you know, because
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  Speaker 4: I've learned in my journey there is no perfect time
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  Speaker 4: to start anything.
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  Speaker 1: There is no time when I've been able to line
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  Speaker 1: all the ducks up in a row.
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  Speaker 4: There is nothing I've ever accomplished that when exactly the
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  Speaker 4: way I planned it.
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  Speaker 1: That's nothing I've ever done, anything I've ever accomplished that
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  Speaker 1: was smooth sailing. It just wasn't.
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  Speaker 7: Man.
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  Speaker 4: It's always been frothed with hardships, setbacks, questions of uncertainty, a.
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  Speaker 1: Doubt, and just raw raw, just just difficulties. It's always
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: that way.
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  Speaker 4: So I have learned when going into an idea of
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  Speaker 4: starting a project or trying to wield something into existence,
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  Speaker 4: that there's going to be opposition to that. So I
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  Speaker 4: go in realizing that the opposition is a part of
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  Speaker 4: the process. And oftentimes a lot of us we just
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  Speaker 4: don't complete the process because we fail the simple tests.
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  Speaker 4: Are you willing to stick to it and hang in
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  Speaker 4: there to see it through. That's a basic one. Are
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  Speaker 4: you willing to after you get challenged? Are you willing
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 4: to not quit? That's a very basic thing. It's simple,
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  Speaker 4: you know, quitting. Quitting means just one thing. I'm gonna
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 4: stop trying.
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  Speaker 1: I give up. I'm not sure this is gonna work.
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  Speaker 1: I I'm tired of this. Well, guess what.
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  Speaker 4: All those things that you just said of the reason
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  Speaker 4: why you could quitting use You could use those very
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 4: same things as a reason to keep going. I'm tired
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  Speaker 4: means I could almost be there. I don't feel like this.
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  Speaker 4: It could simply mean the tough part is over, or
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  Speaker 4: I just don't. I don't believe this can happen for me.
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  Speaker 4: The race isn't given to the swift, but to him
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  Speaker 4: that endure it to the end. The silver that there's
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  Speaker 4: a silver tent to every cloud of doubt. You've got
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  Speaker 4: to see your way through when you have these dark moments.
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  Speaker 4: But listen to me, You all to not start pursuing
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  Speaker 4: the things you think about, aspired to and hopeful.
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  Speaker 1: Where does that get you?
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  Speaker 4: You cannot sit in your life and just sit there, man,
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  Speaker 4: without making an all out effort and assault on something
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 4: on something, man, your dreams, your aspirations.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, guys, this is doable. Other people have done
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  Speaker 1: it before you.
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  Speaker 4: You're not the only person that's facing hardship and difficulties.
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  Speaker 1: And I got news for you.
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  Speaker 4: If you stop doing this, you're gonna have to deal
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 4: with something else, and it's gonna happen again. You have
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  Speaker 4: to start developing the habits of success, and the first
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  Speaker 4: habit of success is just don't quit.
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  Speaker 1: That's really simple one y'all.
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  Speaker 4: Just wake up tomorrow when you having a bad day,
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  Speaker 4: just say, okay, God, if I can get to bed,
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  Speaker 4: let me wake up tomorrow and see what else you got.
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  Speaker 4: It's a simple thing to not quit. But it's so
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 4: simple to quit. It's a simple thing not to quit.
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  Speaker 4: All you got to do is keep waking up.
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  Speaker 1: But it's such a.
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  Speaker 4: Simple thing to quit to just say I can't do this.
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  Speaker 4: But the benefit of saying I can't do this is gone.
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  Speaker 4: The benefit of saying let me try one more time,
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  Speaker 4: the benefit could be there. Come on, man, we've got
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  Speaker 4: to do better than this. Don't just sit in your
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 4: life and exist, sit in your life and live. Live,
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  Speaker 4: Get out there and get involved. There's a stands in
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 4: the poem that says the credit belongs to the man
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  Speaker 4: who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred
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  Speaker 4: with dust, blood, sweat, and tears, not to those cold, old,
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  Speaker 4: intimid souls in the stands, who know neither victory nor defeat.
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  Speaker 4: You know, when I learned that point, I just decided
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  Speaker 4: I wasn't gonna be one of the people in the stands.
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