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X-mas Carols, Cardi B., Ryan YouTube, George Bush, Sheryl Underwood, Miss Carla's Reality Update, Closing Remarks and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time of y'all don't know y'all back
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  Speaker 1: a suit on, looking back to back down, giving them
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  Speaker 1: more like the million bucks things, and its cubbing me
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  Speaker 1: through good it. Steve listening to the movie Together for study,
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  Speaker 1: I don't join join me, be doing me. Honey. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta turn you gotta turn to turnow, got to turn
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  Speaker 1: out to turn the water the water go. Come come
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  Speaker 1: on your back, dad, I share will a good morning everybody.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all listening to the voice come on dig me now
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  Speaker 1: wanted only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Okay, here
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  Speaker 1: we go. I was working out. I was talking to
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  Speaker 1: a buddy of mine, and I was telling him something
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  Speaker 1: that Bishop td Jake's told me one time. I heard
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  Speaker 1: him say it. He said, I would hate to die
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  Speaker 1: and not do the thing that I was born to do.
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  Speaker 1: I would hate to die and not do the theme
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  Speaker 1: that I was born to do. Man, oh man, oh man, man.
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  Speaker 1: That hit me like a like a like a pile
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  Speaker 1: of bricks man, because it made me feel so grateful
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  Speaker 1: that God has allowed me to live my life this
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  Speaker 1: way now. And I'm talking about grateful for all of it,
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  Speaker 1: the good, the bad, and the ugly, and I have
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  Speaker 1: had all of them. The person you see today it
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  Speaker 1: ain't always who I was. It was on the inside
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  Speaker 1: of me, but it hadn't externalized itself, if that's a word.
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  Speaker 1: It hadn't been brought out. It was in here, but
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  Speaker 1: it was under development. Who I am today was a process.
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  Speaker 1: But like I said before, don't trip Hem through with
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  Speaker 1: me yet. Even today, I'm still an imperfect soldier for Christ.
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  Speaker 1: Today I still fall short oftentimes, but I'll tell you what,
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  Speaker 1: I'm ever grateful for the life I have. And you
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  Speaker 1: know what, I want to encourage everybody today to explore
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  Speaker 1: your possibilities. I mean, man, explore your possibilities. Why would
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  Speaker 1: you not want to find out, discover, or know what
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  Speaker 1: it is God got for you? Why would you not
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  Speaker 1: want to achieve or accomplish all of your possibilities? Now,
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  Speaker 1: as I ask you this question, I want you to
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  Speaker 1: know that the devil is busy, that he plays mind tricks.
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  Speaker 1: So as you hear this, I already know he's saying
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  Speaker 1: to some of y'all, Yeah, Steve, that's easy for you
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  Speaker 1: to say, But I didn't get myself in this situation
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  Speaker 1: right here. Ain't nothing too hard for God? Nothing, nothing
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  Speaker 1: and see. So as you listen to me, try to
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  Speaker 1: try to get your mind open to this. Why would
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  Speaker 1: you not want to explore all of your life's possibilities,
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  Speaker 1: what's possible with your life? And I'm talking about from
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  Speaker 1: right where you are right now. I'm not asking you
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  Speaker 1: to change, I'm not asking you to do anything. I'm
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  Speaker 1: telling you this is a fact that God can get
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  Speaker 1: you from right where you are right now. Broken, misled, misguided, misunderstood, mistaken,
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  Speaker 1: all of that, misfortunate, all of the missus you've been
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  Speaker 1: talking about in your life. You know you. I missed
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  Speaker 1: the lottery, I missed my ride. They fined men, I
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  Speaker 1: missed the deadline. I didn't get it miss pop. People
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  Speaker 1: just miss stay self to death. If you've been all
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  Speaker 1: in missus, God can get you from right where you are.
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  Speaker 1: God a home run hitter. I'm here to tell you
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  Speaker 1: that he's a home run hitter. He's all put him
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  Speaker 1: over the wall whenever he wants to, all the time.
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  Speaker 1: And you can be a recipient or some of these
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  Speaker 1: home runs. He'll put the bat in your hand. But
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  Speaker 1: you got to swain. Now, listen to me. You got
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  Speaker 1: to stop feeling sorry for yourself. You got to stop
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  Speaker 1: holding yourself down with beating yourself up. I was listening
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  Speaker 1: to George Myers on TV the other day and she
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  Speaker 1: said that she was talking to God, and she said
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  Speaker 1: that she had kept asking God to forgive her over
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  Speaker 1: and over one of her prayers, Lord, forgive me and
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  Speaker 1: for something she had done, and she was telling it
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  Speaker 1: to somebody. As I remember the story she was telling,
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  Speaker 1: she says she was telling that to somebody and minister
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  Speaker 1: or something, and the minister said, hey, hey, hey, he
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  Speaker 1: heard you the first time. See a lot of us
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  Speaker 1: we keep ourselves down and back because we keep beating
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  Speaker 1: ourselves up for the mistakes weed and made. But God
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  Speaker 1: is in a forgiving business all day long. He forgives
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  Speaker 1: you time and time again. He won't hold you down
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  Speaker 1: about it if you don't hold yourself down about it.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm gonna tell you one more time. The devil
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  Speaker 1: is busy. So what the devil do is he makes
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  Speaker 1: you think you ain't worthy. He makes you think that
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  Speaker 1: you've done something so despicable that you can't come back
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  Speaker 1: from it. He makes you feel like you're so low
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  Speaker 1: you can't go up high. He knocked you down and
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  Speaker 1: make you feel like you've been knocked down harder than
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  Speaker 1: anybody else. You can't get up, he wrote, you so
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  Speaker 1: deep down in that ditch you can't see over the edge.
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  Speaker 1: God can come get you from no matter where you are.
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  Speaker 1: I know a lady. I know a lady personally. The
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  Speaker 1: doctors told her you got sixty days tops a year
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  Speaker 1: and a half. Lady, she was still here. I'm telling you, man,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't in no hole too deep for God. Magic
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  Speaker 1: Johnson to tell you that. Listen to me, you ain't
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  Speaker 1: in no hole too deep for God. Steve Harvey can
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  Speaker 1: tell you that you ain't in a hole too deep
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  Speaker 1: for God. Tyler Perry can tell you that. I can
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  Speaker 1: name you some people. Bishop Jake can tell you that.
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  Speaker 1: I could tell you. Kenneth Alma can tell you that.
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  Speaker 1: Bishop Kenneth Olman I could tell you some people. Kirk
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  Speaker 1: Franklin can tell you that. Donnie Mcclerkton can tell you that.
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  Speaker 1: I just know some people personally, man that they've been
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  Speaker 1: in a hole. Joel Oldstein can tell you about it.
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  Speaker 1: I know some people man been down, been in a
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  Speaker 1: hole so deep. I bet you Paula Deane can tell
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  Speaker 1: you about it. See but but you know what, then
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  Speaker 1: here we go, see we see see you know see
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  Speaker 1: we don't. We don't like to talk about that because
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  Speaker 1: now we want everybody to pay extra hard for some
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  Speaker 1: mistakes they made when clearly and excuse me for being
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  Speaker 1: a new Christian, but there is a prayd that I've
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  Speaker 1: been saying since I was a little bitty boy, and
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  Speaker 1: it took me till I was a grown man to
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  Speaker 1: understand it. Forgive us our trust passes as we forgive
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  Speaker 1: those who trust passed against us. So see, it ain't
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  Speaker 1: my job to hold nobody down, to keep my knee
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  Speaker 1: on somebody's neck. Who am I? I'm gonna need some
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  Speaker 1: forgiveness in a second here, probably today. See so all this,
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  Speaker 1: you're holding people down with the way you feeling bout
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  Speaker 1: the man. She shouldn't have said this, and she will
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  Speaker 1: never get it. I never support this again. Man, Get up,
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  Speaker 1: get up and get real. You're for real. You think
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  Speaker 1: you ain't fit the need forgiveness? Real soon? You ain't
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  Speaker 1: finn to make a diabolical mistake in your life. You
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  Speaker 1: don't think you are. I have thousands of them, probably
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  Speaker 1: gonna make a few hundred more for I get up
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  Speaker 1: out of here. So I've decided to be in a
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  Speaker 1: forgiving business because I want God to forgive my trust
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  Speaker 1: passes as I forgive those who trust passed against me.
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  Speaker 1: You understand. See excuse me for being a new Christian.
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  Speaker 1: I get I get tired of talking to to to
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  Speaker 1: people man supposed to be saved and talking about their
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  Speaker 1: christian I don't want that type religion. Man. I ain't
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  Speaker 1: in that, no more. I ain't in that. You can
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  Speaker 1: call me wrong if you want to saying how you
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  Speaker 1: want to say. I ain't in that no more. I
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  Speaker 1: ain't in all that. You can feel how you want
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  Speaker 1: to feel about me. But I got proof that God
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  Speaker 1: work in my life. You know, I can't hardly get
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  Speaker 1: it out sometime when people ask me something about deeper
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  Speaker 1: on the inside of me, about my soul and how
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  Speaker 1: I used to being, and my journey and my trip
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  Speaker 1: because people don't know the trip I've been on. You
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  Speaker 1: ain't been on one worse than me. But you know what,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't in a hole too deep. God can't get
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  Speaker 1: you out of. Man. I wish. I want. I want
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  Speaker 1: people to remember that man, God is a redeemer, He
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  Speaker 1: the great I am. So if you ain't got nothing. Now,
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  Speaker 1: what you asking for? You know you might not have
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  Speaker 1: nothing because you ain't asking for nothing. Could asking God
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  Speaker 1: to get you out of debt and ask God for
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  Speaker 1: a life of abundance. Then you take the money and
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  Speaker 1: you get out of debt. You keep asking to get
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  Speaker 1: out of debt. You keep being in debt to get
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  Speaker 1: out of Come on, man, what you asking God? Fault?
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  Speaker 1: I'm just tripping today, that's all. I'm sorry. I apologize.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to show people get read. There's a train
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  Speaker 1: come in. You don't need no ticket. You just get home, boy,
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  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, the train is here. Shirley Strawberry, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: good morning to you. How you doing? Steve colorfool morning
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  Speaker 1: and June morning with nephew time you're debuted, Uncle Steve.
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  Speaker 1: What's happening, Steve? I'm ready ready for who ever you won't. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know that's what I want to do. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: do all hard hard Roscoe does it. Christmas carols? Oh goodness, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do a few Christmas carols. We don't have
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  Speaker 1: a thirty four break. You better do. That's what you
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  Speaker 1: better do. Come on, damn shit through the snow. Oh
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  Speaker 1: a one horse. Oh, Bushley, it's gonna take a long time.
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  Speaker 1: Oh what fun to ride in a one horse? Old Busley.
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  Speaker 1: Oh jingle bath, oh jangle bath, Oh jingle jangle all
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  Speaker 1: the way? Yeah, okay and old what fuck it is
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  Speaker 1: to ride in the one horse? Oh but Chali? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: uh huh hey, Hey, how about joy to the world.
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  Speaker 1: I got jaw I got to the world. It's about him.
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  Speaker 1: Oh joy to all the boys and girls. No jaw
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  Speaker 1: yea to the world. Oh joy, Oh the boys and girls. Dad,
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  Speaker 1: the halls a father, falla la la la la la
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  Speaker 1: la la the season to be job falla la la
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  Speaker 1: la la la la la. Nah. We reach y'all gay
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  Speaker 1: apparel la la da da Dad. Okay, man, Yeah that's good. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: christ back off? Can you do silent nightfall? We come
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  Speaker 1: back and Santa Claus is coming to him. I need
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  Speaker 1: that and let us rude off and rude off. All right,
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  Speaker 1: all right, we're coming back with uh. Steve sings Christmas
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  Speaker 1: Carols hard at thirty two after right after this, you're
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  Speaker 1: listening to Steve Morning Show. We are back, Steve singing
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  Speaker 1: Christmas carols. We're all in the Christmas spirits. Steven singing
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  Speaker 1: him but his way, and you know he sings hard.
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  Speaker 1: We had clown singing Christmas Carol. We had a request
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  Speaker 1: for silent night, Steve shine night, when night hard on
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  Speaker 1: the mic, ohli is calm, messing thing it bright, run
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  Speaker 1: round your your mama, mama and your child. Wholy so
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  Speaker 1: tender tender and shide look nah ho nah, break it down,
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  Speaker 1: Oh calm who it bride? Route off the red nose? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: which what version you d dancer and press up and
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  Speaker 1: calm me and cupid Dan's done up and blixing, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: somebody and vixing who but who clame boy in the
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  Speaker 1: Christmas the most famous, that damn famous come on that
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  Speaker 1: damn famous rain deal. Oh oh who whole route off?
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  Speaker 1: Damn no rain deal? Come on, boy had a very
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  Speaker 1: shine No, yes he did, yes he dad, And you
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  Speaker 1: saw you come on the thing. You wouldn't even see
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  Speaker 1: all right now, you wouldn't even what you do. All
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  Speaker 1: of the ring time with that one, all of the rain. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: used to laugh and call him names. They never let
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  Speaker 1: Paul rude. They routed you didn't right the game, little
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  Speaker 1: thing boy. Then the one fucking Chris mussy Sata came
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  Speaker 1: to say Hey, Rudo, which you damn no so bright?
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  Speaker 1: Why did you bring your last on over here? Got
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  Speaker 1: this sleight tonight? That was the jail, Thanks so much
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  Speaker 1: for let me do it. That was good, Robin. The
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  Speaker 1: quintessential Christmas song This Christmas Johnny Hathaway Dinner dinner, dinner,
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  Speaker 1: dinner done. I'm running due dune, dude, Hey gone, missle too?
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  Speaker 1: Who I'm gonna to get to know who you're better? Ye?
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  Speaker 1: Did hear Chrismus? And as we trimmed the tree, your
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  Speaker 1: eze where I wall be? He did? He did? Chris
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  Speaker 1: must fire side is blade sin bri high and we're
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  Speaker 1: caroling only I said, we're Carol lying. Come on, boy, Carol,
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  Speaker 1: I said, we're Caro lying a little knight. And this
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  Speaker 1: Chrismas what you best? I said, this Chrismure, not next one.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about this damn grinning right, yes, dancing boy,
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  Speaker 1: Twitter Fields, what's the song? Well? The weather outside is right,
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  Speaker 1: let us know, let us let us you want to
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  Speaker 1: hear boys, don't matter, it ain't gonna be the same.
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  Speaker 1: I just want I just want it is snow. You
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  Speaker 1: got the boys, letty snow? How about Santa Claus is
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  Speaker 1: coming to town. That's the one. Say o clock coming
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  Speaker 1: to town. Yeah, saying the clauster coming better not powder,
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  Speaker 1: better not cry, you better watch out. I'm telling you.
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  Speaker 1: Why say a closeter coming, time said saying up close,
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  Speaker 1: comment to time one more time, said closing coming the top.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, said the closing coming the town, come on
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  Speaker 1: saying it said it close the town. When did it coming?
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  Speaker 1: Saying it close? Why did you do it? Said the
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  Speaker 1: closing coming to town? Were late? Said the closing coming
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  Speaker 1: to town. Sad talk. Cloe is coming, come on, come
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  Speaker 1: on in here, hurry, he's coming to time sand close
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  Speaker 1: brain from coming the now you got right after this,
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  Speaker 1: you're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show coming up at the
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  Speaker 1: top of the hour and entertainment news. People are still buzzing.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: They're kind of upset about this. Cardie be An offset
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  Speaker 1: split up. Ask Yeah, they're done. They're married too, right
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  Speaker 1: and they have a baby, little baby. Culture Well right
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  Speaker 1: now though, the nephew is here to run that prank back?
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  Speaker 1: What do you have for us today, ne king prank?
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  Speaker 1: Bring my breath back? Yeah, yeah, yeah, bring my breath
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  Speaker 1: here it is ready. Hello, I'm trying to reach Oliver yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this is him. Hey, you married you you engaged in Madison? Right, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I am. There's a problem with it or something? What's up? No? No, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: My name is Ricky. Man. Have you heard about the
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  Speaker 1: last person that she was engaged too. Well, she kind
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: of spoke briefly about you. You know what. Man. First
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  Speaker 1: of all, let me just say this, congratulations. Okay, let
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  Speaker 1: me let me be the first say that. Congratulations for
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  Speaker 1: y'all getting engaged. And I hope it worked with y'all. Okay, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: here here's why I call uh, we got we got
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  Speaker 1: a situation at hand that we kind of need to
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  Speaker 1: clear up between you and I. So what is me
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  Speaker 1: and you got a little conversation we need to have
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  Speaker 1: about property? Well we're talking about property? What property? And
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  Speaker 1: the property we lived in? What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: This is my property? Okay, Now I'm not talking about
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  Speaker 1: your house or nothing like that. Oh I've got some
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  Speaker 1: property over there that belonged to me, and I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to figure out how we can rectify the problem. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm quite sure if there's something not to pack up
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  Speaker 1: or whatever, you can come and get it. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what do you have over here in my house,
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  Speaker 1: that yours. Okay, the ash the ashwald breast that she
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  Speaker 1: had belonged to me, the breast. I bought her some
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  Speaker 1: breast implants. Man, I ain't know nothing about nor the
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  Speaker 1: breast in plants. Okay, you might not know nothing about it,
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  Speaker 1: but the bottom line is I spend ten thousand dollars
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  Speaker 1: on some breasting plants, and I want my property back, buddy,
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  Speaker 1: man Jeeves. No, man, you're not getting back. What are
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: you talking about? Pressing plan? I ain't know nothing about that. Man. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I understand you not knowing about it, but I'm calling
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  Speaker 1: you like a man explaining it to you know, I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to let you know. You know, I bought her
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  Speaker 1: some breasting plants. Now that's my property, not just like
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  Speaker 1: just like when it don't work out with with U,
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: an engagement don't work out, you want your ring back? Well,
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  Speaker 1: I want my breath back. Oh no, man, if you
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  Speaker 1: had gave a ring, you can get that back. But
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  Speaker 1: that's just the man. What do you I mean? Come on, man,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't get back. Hey, man, I'm getting them back. Oh.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be over there every other week being happy
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  Speaker 1: with without in bought No No that ain't. That ain't
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  Speaker 1: what's gonna happen. No, no, no, brother, that ain't gonna happen. Now.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what you're calling for about ten dollars
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  Speaker 1: dollars the breasting plague you ain't getting you come over
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  Speaker 1: here if you want to. When you with somebody, when
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  Speaker 1: you lose them, you lose every damn thing you paid for.
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  Speaker 1: So if you bought us and you're done, you should
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  Speaker 1: have bought when you got married. You know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: You should have waited, then bout the damn tell them mine,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be over here. That's what I'm gonna do
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  Speaker 1: with your breast and plans. So your money was well spent.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't get back. Move on in your life, hey man,
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  Speaker 1: you don't tell me whin and win when I supposed
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  Speaker 1: to buy thought I buy someone I feel like it.
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  Speaker 1: But the bottom line here them breast alone to me, No,
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  Speaker 1: no it's gonna work. We'rena somebody gonna pay me ten
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  Speaker 1: thousand dollars one way or the up. Oh no, no,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't getting nothing back here, man. You got to
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: move on with your life. Man, when y'all broke up,
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: y'all running together. No motive left with us. She walked
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  Speaker 1: away with a man. That's it. That's over. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: Let me say something to you, man. I'm coming over there.
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  Speaker 1: I'm coming over there and have a conversation with Madison
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  Speaker 1: about this, because that's whoever darely. I need to talk
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  Speaker 1: to you. No, you're not talking to nobody over here.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: You're talking to me like you say, man to man.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: I'm letting you know. Man, your loss, your loss. Man,
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: you don't get nothing. I can't even get my number.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: You get money. Let me get your number so I
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: can call you back when she on the way home.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: My number on the breath, number on the breast, ten
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars. That's your number. Yeah, okay, Well I'm gonna
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: check it. I'm gonna show check it, and I'm gonna
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: look at it every day because you ain't getting nothing back,
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: brother than mine. You're lost, man, it's over. Let me
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: ask you this, man. Have you even bought the ring
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: from Madison? Yeah, I've bought the ring. That's what you
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: do when you get engaged. I paid the ring, is brother,
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: I must ring calls about nine thousand dollars. That's a
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: nice ring fee. The breast calls more than the damn ring.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: You're a cheaper man, man, you man, I mean I
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: was about to win you tell about Look, dude, she
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: going then breasts ain't yours no more? Man, you don't
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: get back here if he was weing a pair of
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: shoes or something ikey that back? So what na? What nah? Hey? Man?
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: All I'm gonna say is this here. I'm pun it.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: Come over there and have a conversation with Madison about
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: my breath because the breath bloss to me. You're not
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: coming over here hitting nothing. She ain't even here, But
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: you can bring your over here. You come over here
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: with your chest pushed out, I'm gonna push it back
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: in for your brother. Don't I got two breaths over there?
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: You tell them the five thousand dollars I won't both
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: for man, Look, you ain't getting gise you. You call
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: every ex girl friend you break up with wanting, But
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: I call the ones that I'm in bought breast flap.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: Thank you. That's a good damn wedding gifts. I guess
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: you don't. Hey, man, don't don't let me tell you something.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: Don't you touch my damn breasts? You mean, man, here. Man,
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: I don't know who the hell man? Hey, you even
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: get on my line? Man? Who is this? I'm the
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: person that on the breast. Do you know who this
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: is here? You don't own nothing over here. Man. You
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: didn't took the loss on their brothers. You didn't took
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: a straight loss on them. Man, you got partner? Who
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: is this? Man? He lost it? Man calling my phone.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now who this is your partner? Yeah,
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: I'm who is this? This is nephew Thomas Steve Harby
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Your girl Madison got me the prankball called you?
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: Oh man, what you ain't it cold? Where you cold? Ma?
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: Ain't somebody? But damn me? This is it? They real?
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: Aret it out of here? I know I know who
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: you're supposed to know, what you married. I don't know
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: why are you asking me? I'm still what you told?
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: What you bust the man? You still got me? Must
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: real all faith you so like hap? Where y'all cold? Man?
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: Y'all y'all need to stop that. Man. But I listened
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: to you last creeper. You gotta laugh stuff. I never
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: thought i'd get got. Hey, Well, what's the baddest radio
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: show man? Steve Harming Monell. That's the truth. He got me,
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: good man, you got me? How is that? How was that?
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying, how was that? You push your boy?
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: But he was going off in my prespect, That's all
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. Hey, this Saturday night, I'm in Detroit, Michigan.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: That's Dcenter eight Saturday Night at the Fox Theater and
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: we got a star study crew, rod Man, Dominique, John
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  Speaker 1: Pops with a spoon, Lavelle Croff at an earthquake and
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  Speaker 1: hosted by Yours Truly or Detroit. That show, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 28:41
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• 28:43
  Speaker 1: Feel it? Anybody funny? So I'm excited. You're gonna have fun.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: We're gonna have fun. You gonna laughing? Nothing else? Come on?
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: Whatnot great? Do you think that's something? I'm gonna be
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: great Saturday Night? I think come around once a year. On. Man,
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: that's that's the nephew right there. He got to ask
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: you a question first? What wasn't the great? Who don't
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: want you got to lift it? You gotta lift the buck,
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: you know, I just started Tommy when you're on vacation. Okay, Junior,
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: just did you. We didn't even miss you because he
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: did you. So what does that mean? I don't I
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: don't know. I just know that's love. That's love. You
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: get yourself shirt, Tommy saying that be a good shirt.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: But I like when Junior says, huh huh, same huh. Y'all,
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: y'all want your breast back. Ye ain't a great Ain't
• 29:53
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• 29:55
  Speaker 1: y'all greatest, all right, coming up the top of me hour,
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: Thank you, guys. Entertainment news Cardi bing Offset splitsvill we'll
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: talk about it right after this. You're listening. Well, it's
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: all over social media. Cardi B revealed that she is
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: divorcing Offset, although she did say it may take a while.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: She posted to Instagram a video announcement while topless. I
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: don't know what that has to do anything, but she
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: did make the announcement when she didn't have a top
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: on yet. Cardie says, we hadn't see anything wait a
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: minute now, yeah, but we knew she was topless. Cardi
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: said they're better friends and business partners than lovers. Take
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: a listen, so everybody been um bugging me and everything,
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: And you know, I've been trying to work things out
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: with my baby father for her minute now. And we're
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: really good friends, and you know, we're really good business partners,
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: and you know, she's always somebody that I've run to
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: to talk to, and we got a lot of love
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: for each other. But things just haven't been working out
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: between us for a long time. And it's nobody's fault.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: It's just like, I guess we grew out of love.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: But we're not together anymore. I don't know. It might
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: take time to get a divorce. And I'm gonna always
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: have a lot of love for him because he is
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: my daughter's father. And yeah, oh little baby culture Battle
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: had a kind of love afterwards. That's good. Yeah you
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: wrong with that? Yeah, Rumor Mills working over time it
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: is um in the wake of their breakup, Offset bro Um.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah you were rooting for them. Yeah you always want
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: you always root for love and for couples. Yeah, you do.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: It was the bad lives. You want to comment on this, No,
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, I like Cardi being off, yeah,
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: really pulling, you know. You know, of course, whatever wrong,
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: they ain't gonna get a chance to heal. Course, you know, look,
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: well that's kind of what Offset said. He wrote that,
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: y'all one uh. It has some thinking that he's blaming
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: fans or the media for driving a wedge between he
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: and Cardi b U, while others are saying that Offset
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: got caught cheating via text wanting a managea without Cardi
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: b Well, how to do it? That's a room? Yeah,
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: two weeks after she had the baby, so we don't
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: know he wanted without her, so two o them win?
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: He needed to wait on her? Is that it's never
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: a right time? Oh no, no, I'm just gonna say
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: that because you're married, yea, yeah, yeah right, you look
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: like you're ready to get into something up. Yeah, ye
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: was like, oh he didn't want one? Then? What like
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: that has something? Right? He? You know what he know, Betty?
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: Why would you think you could? That's so you know what?
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: Who are you? Y'all? Don't think it's could have been
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: lives broke them up? Huh? Telephone rang all the time?
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they just had a baby
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: and took them because the voce may take a while though,
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: I don't know what that means exactly, but yeah, but
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: she's way more famous now than he is you know that, Yeah,
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: way more famous. He's known all over the world. Cardiges
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: a rock stars though yeah, yeah they are. They just
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: sa it really is sad. I hate to hear stuff
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: like that. Yeah, all right, Steve Um moving on. You know,
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: a lot a lot of things are going on in
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: the news, so it's time for today's headlines, pleasease and gentlemen,
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: Miss ann trip. Thank you very much everybody, and good morning.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: This is the trip with the news. Well, you know,
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: yesterday was all over television and all that. Our forty
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: first president, George Herbert Walker Bush was given a state
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: funeral in Washington's National Cathedral, where dignitaries from around the
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: world joined all five living presidents, including President Trump, and
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: paying their final respects. The eulogy was given by former
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: President George W. Bush, who describes his dad as a
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: great and nobleman who taught him a lot. He showed
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: me what it means to be a president who served
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: with integrity, leads with courage, and asked with love in
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: his heart for the citizens of our country. George H. W.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: Bush was a diplomat of unmanned skilled, a commander in
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: chief of formidable accomplishment, and a gentleman who executed the
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: duties of his office with dignity and honor, and George W.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: Said his father was the best that a son or
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: daughter could have. A private memorial service being held today
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: in Texas at the elder Bush's Presidential Library that's in
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: College Station, Texas. He's going to be buried there next
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: to his wife, Barbara and their daughter Robin, who died
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: at a very young age of leukemia. Whi Nson's incoming
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: Democratic governor is accusing that state's Republican dominated legislature of
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: playing fast and loose with the law and trying to
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: override the will of the people. The voters passed. The
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: voters specifically, they said that they passed legislation now designed
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: to dilute his power and the power of the new
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: Attorney general, who's also a Democrat. Governor elect Tony Evers
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: blames a handful of people who he says desperately want
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: to cling to power. GEOP lawmakers held their votes in
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: the very early morning hours yesterday when most people were asleep,
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: making changes that weaken the incoming Democratic governor's ability to
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: make rules and even enact laws and GOOP Assembly Speaker
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: Robin Voss explain those moves this way. The situation that
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: we are sitting in right now if we do not
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: pass these proposals is that we are going to have
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: a very liberal governor who is going to enact policies
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: that are in direct contrast to what many of us
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: believe in Well. Outgoing Republican Governor Scott Walker has ten
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: days to sign those bills into law. Meanwhile, something similar
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: going on in Michigan with the lamed up Republican governor
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: and attorney general there, lawmakers work feverishly in Michigan. The
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: past bills that would delay a minimum wage hike and
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: also scale back paid leave requirements, something that was supported
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: by the outgoing GOP Conservative government despite critics who said
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: it was unconstitutional. Legislation pushed through as residents made their
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: displeasure known to them outside the state House, chanting we
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: voted blue and not for you. Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: n Yahoo was facing indictment and now a third corruption
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: and bribery case is really Police said they got enough
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: evidence to charge Natan Yahoo as well as his wife,
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: with bribing a telecom giant in the Jewish state and
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: exchange for positive coverage of his administration on its news
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: website nat Yahoo calls the accusations a witch hunt. He
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: says they're orchestrated by the Israeli media and insists he's innocent.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: He also says they're political and stuff. Ohio has become
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: the first state, by the way, to allow you to
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: pay your taxes with bitcoin. Get with that, I don't know.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: And finally, today is National microwave Day with the push
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: shop a button you can give your food put. Apparently
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: they call it a pop to pin in certain parts
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: of the world. That's right in micro wade. This has
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: been and trip for the news. Now back to the
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to show? All right? Yesterday, Steve,
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: you told us about one of your favorite Christmas memories
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: about collecting pop bottles in your brand spanking new red
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: radio flyer wagon. That was a way for you to
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: make money. Right. Well, Forbes has come out with this
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: year's list of the top ten highest ranking YouTube stars. Now,
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: this list includes the biggest earners by taking into account
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: their video advertising profits, merchandising deals and other revenue sources,
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: and everyone on it is on the younger side. Okay,
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: but The number one spot goes to a get this
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: seven year old boys kid? Yes, the toy review having.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: You've seen him yet, Oh you've watched him. Yeah, he's
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: just a little kid. His name, he's a blogger. His
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: name is Ryan. He reviews cool playthings under the name
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: of Ryan Toy Reviews. And he's like most of the
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: kids his age, he loves I'm gonna tell you, he
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: loves legos and trains. But he also has seventeen million followers. Okay, no,
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: seventeen million, and he has he had a good haul.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: Last year he breaked in eleven million dollars. Wow. But
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: this year he doubled that. He made twenty two million.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: This year old, he's seven. I'm not going to school,
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvard. Steve, Steve Harvard. Is that's your sign? What?
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: I'm going to school? Fun? I'd have made it already. Yeah,
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: what do I go to school for? Y'all? Went to
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: school and I'm doing better, y'all? Yea to school. You've
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: been opened up some damn toys. Seven years old, that's
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: first grade, that's what That's what Jodan? That first grade? Uh,
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: seven years old and everybody making twenty two million? You
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: know enough? For me. He's seventeen hen that two million,
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: seven years old, seven years and sit over there with
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: your ass. Don't even be potty trained for all. Let's
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: go right there. Let's just gonna let him use it right,
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: twenty two million, Just clean it up so we can
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: keep this boy happy. But I mean, talk about doing
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: something you love a kid reviewing toys that's gotta be
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: having and you're making money out of Come on, that's
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: some smart parents. Yeah, that's credit to get that. You
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: should do the Cavear review. No, they no kids from
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: to watch me. He got seventeen million kids just talking
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: about people. He didn't mean kids. Black people not gonna
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: tune in the Cavea. They're not gonna They're not gonna
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: do that. That's not well. You gotta get all racist, nephew,
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: I can get all ready. But I'm just saying I
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: want my people to follow me, and they're not gonna
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: follow me with no cavyalls. Coming up at thirty four
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: after the hour, we're going to talk about the awkward moments.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: Why did you guys see this between President Trump and
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: his predecessors at former President George H. W. Bush's state
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: funeral Right after this you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: Former President George W. Bush was brought to tears as
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: he eulogized his late father, former President George H. W. Bush.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: George W. Delivered an incredibly emotional tribute to his dad,
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: which ended with him getting emotional. Take a listen to this,
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: a gentleman who executed the duties of his office with
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: dignity and honor. So through our tears, let us know
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: the blessings of knowing and loving you, A great and
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: noble man, the best father, a son or daughter, hit
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: a half and in her grief by a smile, knowing
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: that Dad is hugging Robin and Holy Mom's hand again. Well,
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: he made everybody cry. Yeah, I did too. I watched it.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: It was quite moving, quite moving. Yeah, And it was some,
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: like you say, some awkward moments when President Trump, Yeah,
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: when he came in and shook President Obama and the
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: First Lady Michelle's hand, they were sitting right next to
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: him because they were sitting in the front row. And Clinton. Yeah,
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: and then President Clinton and Hillary Clinton were sitting next
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: to them. Hillary was looking straight ahead as if she
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: didn't even know President Trump was in the room. Steve
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: Hillary Clinton. Yeah, and Bill Clinton looked over there, but
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: he didn't extend his hand and Trump didn't either, and
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: he just sat down and it was it was a
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: pretty awkward moment. You know what we missed? What we
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: missed A whisper look on camera. Yeah, that's that. Grit
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: your teeth and talk, you know what I'm saying. That
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: was that. Yeah, and the memes and social media went
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: to town. Yeah, he didn't hands I don't really know.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: I don't really know. I don't gonna do the hand ship.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: And you didn't talked about me and everything. They were
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: as though they were they were. Yeah, yeah, they really were. Yeah.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: The first lady, Michelle Obama shook President Trump saying, and
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: you know she said recently she would never forgive after
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: the birth of movement. Yeah, yeah, she said she would
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: never forgive him. And then he and Hillary that was
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: the first time they had seen each other, what since
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: the election? Yeah, the same and they said yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: it was something else, quite awkward. A lot of sanitizal
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: and Jimmy Carter was only here hoping anybody said something
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: to him, just anybody. He was holding strong. He did
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: not say nothing to me. Jenny was playing and by
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: the same token. Then when President George W. Bush walked in,
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: he shook everybody's hands, gave Michelle Obama a piece of candy.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: That's their little thing, you know. He went in his
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: pocket and handed her a pizza candy. Yeah, as he shook.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: Wait what I was If I was, I was a
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: Barack Obama man, don't formal mister don don Trump said
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: an see your ass outside. Yeah, we got grit your teeth.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: Now I know how to talk with my mouth hanging
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: over outside, so you don't even know what I said. See,
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: I can do that without my lips tip. It was
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: some tense moment. Yeah, but all in all, such a
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: classy funeral, such you know, filled with just grace and
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: elegance and such kind words spoken about the former president.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: You know, how much of a gentleman and a fighter
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: and a leader rock out of What is your ass here?
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: Well he was invited, Steve, did you you know it's
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: just a formality. You could have stayed yes, because they
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: said George George H. W. Respected the office of the presidency.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: No nobody hit on like, no one. That's what y'all
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: would have been whispering, what right? Then? You know, okay, No,
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: I have to tell him that though, but see him
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: outside though. Yeah, yeah, but we've all done that before.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: But I just tell him no. What hey man, I'm
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: gonna just be real with you when this all over,
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: get your head on the swivel, because I'm gonna run
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: up on your ass like I'm gonna run up on
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: your ass when this is all. But you know what,
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: this happens a lot though. It's always somebody come to
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: the funeral that ain't supposed beat it. And we've all
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: told you we've been up next to it is a
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: nephew with a prank phone call. Coming up right after
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: this you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, or right about four
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: minutes after. It's today's Strawberry Letters subject the Minister wants
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: more than my times. All right now, let him use you,
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: Let him use I know that's right. But right now
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: the nephew is here, the King of pranks is here
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: with today's prank phone call. What you got now, give
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: me my change, but a hunted Give me my change,
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: but a hunt arrested. I'm talking to this stripple, That's
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: what I'm talking. Yeah, but you're looking at me though,
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: I'm right. You ain't the scripple. No, I'm not in
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: this call what okay, give me my change when you're
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: not angling? Now you know if you're stripping, ain't nobody
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: get you know? Hunted? What? What? Right? Now? When I will? Not?
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: Where I go? You just chick loser. Yeah. You don't
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: make it rain, You make it drizzle. You make a
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: shower sprinkle. If you give me some coins, I'm making
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: hay let's run. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Regina.
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  Speaker 1: Please speaking Hello, yeah, speaking, This is Regina. Okay, hey,
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: uh you did a bachelor party for me and my boys,
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: like about two weeks ago. Okay, Sean, you remember Sean? Yes? Yes, okay,
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: now listen when you you were doing a lot of
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: lap dances at night. You remember that? Yes? So how
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: did you get my number? How can I help? You?
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: Need a party done? I mean, what do you need? Okay?
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: Well no, no, it ain't nothing like that. I'm saying.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: You know, you just a lot of lap dances. Do
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: you remember that? Yes? Okay, we'll listen. You know that
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: I ain't I was at the party. You did some
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: lap dancers for me? But okay, what I wanted to
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: tell you was that the lap dancers you had did
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: was the lap dancer was ten dollars? Am I right right?
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: You will be correct, yes, okay, ten dollars. But I
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: accidentally I thought I gave you a ten dollar bill
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: when I really gave you one hundred dollars. Okay, you
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: know I need actually what the reason why I called
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: you was. I'm trying to I'm trying to get that,
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: you know, I'm trying to get that ninety dollars back.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, let me ask you something. First of all,
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: how did you get my number? Well, the dude that
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: um who is due? Who was due? That through the back?
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: You know, the guy that looked y'all up as far
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: as doing the bachelor Billy Billy, the ones that got
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: y'all to to come and do the bachelorette party. Okay.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: What I'm trying to, you know, tell you is is
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: that I got the number from him, Okay, okay, and
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: he told me that I could call you and try
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: to just talk to you about it. Okay, And you
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: want me to give you See, I gave d dollars
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  Speaker 1: I had tipped you. I was I was really feel
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  Speaker 1: to pay you ten dollars, but it was one hundred
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  Speaker 1: dollars bill, So what the reason what I'm saying to
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  Speaker 1: you is that I want to get the other ninety
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: dollars back. I'm not giving you no damn ninety dollars.
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: Excuse me, I'm not giving you your damn ninety dollars.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: Old on, Wait a minute on, I don't even think
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: you understand I wasn't trying to give you all that
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: money at one time. I need to get that money
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: back from you. I don't think you don't understand ten dollars.
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: That's it. The other ninety that I was blown to be.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: I ain't get my change back from you. I might
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: give you change back that nine dollars a dawn till
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: I'm not giving me back. Do nobody be giving you
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: no damn one hundred dollars at one Time's wrong with you?
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: I'm not giving no damn ninety dollars. Then you should
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: watch what you was doing, because you shouldn't gonna give
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: me my night. I'm I have already told you I
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: wasn't even trying to give you this money. I wouldn't
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: I was trying to give you ten dollars. That's what
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: I was trying to give you. I'm not giving you
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: nothing back. You're not getting nothing. You should be. I
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: don't want your wife and your kids. Hey, lady, listen,
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: you don't even understand what what's going on right here?
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: Let him You should have been asked. I wasn't trying
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: to one of my money, trying to give you no money.
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: This a misunderstand it. I mean I do. But now look,
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: I'm already staying. I was giving ten, but now you
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: get that belonged to me. I'm not giving you're calling
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: me working me up. Come on, you're not as I'm
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: not giving it your man. I wanna give you a tip,
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: but I ain't getting you no ninety dollars tip. You did,
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: you got no hiving you was ten dollars, ain't lady. Look,
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna sity and going to it. I go
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: ahead with with you all this. Look, I want to
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: get my night dollars back from you. No. First of all,
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: if you call me lave with more time, I'm gonna
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: come find you and kick y'all ticking a ball. I'm
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: not giving a damn million dollars back. Thanks for the
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: trip you shouldn't been on the first place. Like I said,
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: keep them home. That's sign lay on the rail. I
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: ain't trying to go back and forth with you. I was.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: I'm saying is it's been a mistake. I wasn't trying
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: to give you no hundred dollars all right, that was
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: a mistake. I just want my money back, and nobody
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: tripping with you giving my money back. I'm not giving
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: you a death thing back. I'm not giving you back.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: That's your problem. You didn't go home and tell your
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: line what you did with the extra dollars. I'm gonna
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: trying to get yall walk. I told you I want
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: twenty dollars. FI sigmons, come signing, Come sign it in.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: If you haven't never back, come simars. If you know
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: you you don't try to get yall ninety dollars. I
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: want my money from you. What I want you? Why
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: don't you said, don't you up from here? When you
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: call my man? Let me no damn lenning dolls. I
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: bet you that one. When are you gonna play me
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: my ninety dollars? No damn ning does no ask me that? No,
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: give you no let down? Thank you for the damn
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: kill you. Ain't you you're gonna you're gonna give me.
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: You're gonna give me my ninety? Don't you're gonna do that?
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: You come in here for? Then we won't little change that? Please?
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: You don't get you on my phone? Why I can't
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: cut you? If you says, don't call me with it?
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: I got one more thing I want to tell you.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: You listen to me. I can't listen to your one.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: Are you listening to me? I one more thing I
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: need to say to you, little kiss Rock. I got
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: one more thing I need to say to you. Are
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: you listening to link? Kill? Don't call me with that day?
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: Listen to you? I'm killing? Do what you got to say?
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: Little kid Rock? I said, I got one more thing
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: to say to you? Are you What do you got
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: to say that? Which is it? Nephew Tommy from the
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: Steve harp In Morning Show. You just gotta pranked by
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: your girl friend? Who is this? Hello? Hello from me?
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: That makes you get your I'm gonna cut you in
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: your baby and I'm all right that'd be good. Wow?
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: How is that? Now? You're doing? Junior? Doing you? Oh?
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: I didn't even do my We came out with the
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  Speaker 1: question keeping stupid baby? Hi, now I do that? Hi?
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: Ask somethingbody? Hu? Who put us up? Them? All? Great?
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: Is the uncle, the greatest of all times? Let me
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: push this day D Summer thirty first Houston, Texas Baby
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  Speaker 1: dal Hughley said the entertainer on Nance J and the
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  Speaker 1: one and only nephew Tommy. No, I ain't gonna saying no.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: Damn Steve harp I said, you don't get that. He
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: had to get all the rest of them damn people
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: off that show. I'm in the Steve slot. Now that's Houston, Texas.
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: Hold hold hole, don't ever don't ever say how you're
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: working with two kings. Now you're talking about you and
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: that you UK. That ain't cholot. That's my slack. Okay,
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: we gotta go, guys, man, did you finish? I finished?
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: All right? Thank your nephew. Up next, it is today's
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letters subject the Minister wants more than my times.
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: All right. Right after this, you're listening to Steve Harvey
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, it is time now for today's
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter. Guys, and if you need advice on relationships,
• 54:31
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• 54:36
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• 54:43
  Speaker 1: your letter just like we're gonna read this one right now.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: Never buck it up and hold on tight. We got
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: it for you here. It is the Strawberry Letters subject
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: the minister wants more than my todds. All right, Dear
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: Stephen Shirley. I am a twenty nine year old single
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: female and my dad is a well known pastor. I
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: moved back home after college and I've been a big
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: part of the church family since then. I help out
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: with the youth ministry and I get along well with
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: the youth minister. He is five years older than me
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: and he's married. The youth minister and I always had
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: great faith based talks and I looked up to him
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: as a spiritual mentor until recently. Two weeks ago, after service,
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: he was walking me to my carb and he said
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: we need to talk about sex and salvation and I
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: was like, say what. I reminded him that I was
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: abstinate and did not want to talk about sex at all.
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: He said he needed to confide in me because he
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: is a natural born freak and he's ready to leave
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: his wife because she can no longer satisfy his sexual needs.
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: Then he said there is nothing wrong with having sex
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: before marriage, that God created sex for men and women
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: to use, not abuse. He told me that every man
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: in the church talks about how I am a brick
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: house and it's a shame that I won't let anyone
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: show me how to use this gift to my advantage.
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: He said, being sexually active is a natural thing if
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: experienced with the right person. He said that he could
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: show me all of this mess that he said goes
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: against everything that I've been taught. I know I may
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: sound slow, but could he be right? And I'm saving
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: myself for nothing. I am somewhat attracted to him, and
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: the thought of him teaching me about my body and
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: sex is enticing. But he's married. What do you think
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: is it worth the weight? Or should I go ahead
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: and get a little experience from someone that's willing to
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: help me? Wo? Wow? This guy is a minister. Uh well,
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: he should know better. He really should know better. And
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: he's a youth minister on top of that, so he's
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: leading our youth. What he's doing is tempting you, and
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: I got to ask you please don't take the bait.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: Don't listen to him talking about how he's a natural
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: born freak who's ready to leave his wife because she
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: can't satisfy him sexually. What does that have to do
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: with youth ministry? And he's married on top of that.
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: You know, this is why they say, and this is
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: why you have to please know God for yourself, and
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: don't let anyone tell you their version or their interpretation
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: of the truth. You can read the Bible just like
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: he can, and he can tell you these things, but
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: you have to read and there what it says. If
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: you're a Christian and you want to do what it says,
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: you're in the church, so hopefully you know you would
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: want to lead by example. I mean, you know, yeah,
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: sex is natural and all of that stuff, but we
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: also have a thing called self control. Now I'm speaking
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: to you because you're in the church and you're around
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: the youth and all the stuff. You know, and he
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: should be leading the youth, not trying to mislead the
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: youth with what he's talking about. He's trying to have
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: sex with you and he's married. Okay, all of that's wrong. No,
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: you should not let him give you this experience and
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: all of that. He is wrong. He's got a wife
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: at home. If I were you, I would tell my
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: dad what he's doing and let him know that this
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: youth minister is trying to lead you down the wrong
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: path as well. Steve, Ah, I'm not going along with
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: this total naive conversation. She never said she says she
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: was abstinent, right, she never says she was a virgin. Yeah,
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: she says she's abstinate. Yeah, So let's let's look at
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: this a little bit different. Twenty nine female, Fine, come
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: home working into daddy's church. Now youth ministers five years old,
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: and you'll always had great faith based talks, you know,
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: you always looked up to him as a spiritual mentor. Yeah,
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: and then he was walking you to your car. Then
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: he said the one thing that I don't know how
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: he put in the same sentence, but he said, let's
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: talk about sex and salvation. Let me immediately make a
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: statement that it is filled with corruption, sex and salvation
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: lost and found at the same time, glory is what
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: we're talking about with sex and salvation. All right. You
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: know that's like saying the booge man ain't really that
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: scared let's talk about sex with a married man, and
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: at the same time, let's sprinkle in some salvation. Preacher,
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: I would venture to say, come on him now that
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: this young man wants to bide it wants to a
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: laid down in any kind of pass, not where the
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: Lord lead him, but where he wants to go. Because
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: how in the hell is we walk into the car
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: and all of a sudden the subject of sex and
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: salvation pop up on down. It didn't come out of nowhere.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: She had been devising this, planning it, nurturing the moment.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: Land in wait and Bush walked you to the car.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: He said he needed to confide in you because he
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: is quote unquote a natural bone freak. Yes, that's from
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: the NBL Foundation. What's that? What's that mean? Right now?
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: There is the natural born freaks of a male. I
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: mean now he's ready to leave his wife because she
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: can no longer satisfy his sexual need. Anybody ever wanted
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: she might not be satisfied. You know, sometimes we want
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: to say that they can't satisfy us no more, when
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: it's actually us that can't satisfy them. No, we come back.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: We're gonna get into this thing way deeper than you
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: gonna want us to get in there again? All right?
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: Part two coming up a SE's response right after this
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: at eight twenty three. You're listening to show, all right,
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: does Steve Let's recap today's Strawberry letters subject the minister
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: wants more than my time? Yes he does, he won't, huh.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: He walked up to her car and in the same sentence,
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: he said, he wanted to discuss six in salvation. Yes,
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: let's talk about it. I want to talk about freedom
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: and sleeve. What you know, since we're talking about stuff
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: that don't go together, you want to talk about six
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: and salvation? Right? Will Ain't that about nothing? Let's you
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: and I into this. He told me that he needed
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: my attention because his wife could no longer satisfy him sexuality.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: What was that? Sexual wilder? Wild sexual wilder because he
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: is a natural bone freak, a member to the NBA,
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: and he's ready to leave his wife because she can
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: no longer satisfy symphony. Then he went on to say,
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: listen to this lie. There's nothing wrong with having sex
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: before marry. Now you know that ain't technically right. You
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: know that, mister minister. And for you to miss guide
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: this woman is really you're going to heal faster than
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: you need to. No bout right now, and said that oh,
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: ain't nothing wrong with having sex forul marriage, that God
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: created sex for men and women to use, not abused.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: He also said when you marry to cleave only unto
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: her and to leave all others. But you hadn't still
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: he help in your face, leave it. He told me
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: that every man in the church talks about how I
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: am a brick house and it's a shame that I
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: won't let anyone show me how to use this gift
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: to my advance. Well right now, He said that being
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: sexually active as a natural thing, it just come out natural.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: Sometimes you're just sitting there all of a sudden something natural. Help.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: You're just sitting there just feeling all natural. Next thing,
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: you know, naturally is everywhere natural. Now you looking at it,
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: now you naturally slowly? Now you drooling. Now you're saying
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: stuff all is natural. He said that he could show
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: me all of this mess that he said goes against
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: everything that I've been taught. It go gets what he's
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: been taught. I know I may sound slow, but could
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: he be right? And am I saving myself for nothing.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: I am somewhat attracted to him, and thought of him
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: teaching me about my body and sex is entyson, But
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: he's married. What do you think Is it worth the weight?
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: Or should I go ahead and get a little experienced
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: from someone that's willing to help? Girl? First of all,
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: letting me help you understand you don't need no help.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: Come pastor uh, I'll say that again. You don't need
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: no help. Just continue being the fine young woman that
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: you are and know that real help is on the way.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: See God gonna send you what you need. He's not
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: gonna let you live without it. So hold on, stay
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: away from this married man. That's a dangerous trap. He's
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: not leaving his wife. He's lying about that. He may
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: be a natural bone freak, but you don't need to
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: find out how freaky he is. He would put you
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  Speaker 1: in a no win situation, young lady. There's nothing to
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  Speaker 1: gain from it from you at all. It's all a
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  Speaker 1: win win from him. Tell him to kiss your behind,
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: Tell him to take your behind, put it in the box,
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: kiss it and don't miss a cooner. Tell him that
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: hell is awaiting him. Tell the past, Tell your daddy
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: the past. That's what I said. Tell your daddy. That's
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  Speaker 1: really all I have to say about this. Well, thank you, pastor.
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  Speaker 1: Do we want her to send a picture? Though the
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  Speaker 1: times till two thousand and three at y'allhood that comes?
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: We just see this brick house? Do you get any
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: pictures in there? You've been pushing any pictures? Make it? Boy?
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: Do I tell them on what it gets loaded? I
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: need to know because I'll give you the cold because
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: I can't use it no more. I give you the code.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: You realize you're married, stupid? Last thing I'm am stupid?
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: No that last statement. No, No, that's not the last
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: thing you are. Thank you uncle. You're gonna stop saying
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: last thing I am in stupid? That's the very first thing.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: Well that was a good answer. Step Yeah, you know,
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  Speaker 1: that's all I need. She's looking like that lady you
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: got to be Yeah, she's twenty nine. Come on, that
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: walked to the car with something. Yeah, I need to
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: let it come about your mouth, have the path and
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: to bring you down. Speak about sex and salvation? What alright?
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: Like you said, say that, let's talk about freedom and slavery.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: You know, come on, they don't go together. Sex and salvation.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: She's said the let go against everything she's been taught.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: That's because it is yeah, cat food the dog Poodle's
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: talk about that, talk about the Yeah. All right, you
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  Speaker 1: can email us or instagram us your thoughts on the
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  Speaker 1: Strawberry letter for today, it's Steve Harvey f M. Now
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: coming up in ten minutes from the talk. It is
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  Speaker 1: our girl, Cheryl Underwood. She will be right here. Don't
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: go anywhere you're listening, all right, coming up at the
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: top of the hour, it is Carla's Reality Update. But
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: right now, Steve, please introduce our girl from the top
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: ladies and Shelly Underwood. Alright, put two wise on the
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  Speaker 1: state harvest. That's right. I put an s on it too. Listen.
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  Speaker 1: Did y'all see the funeral? We did? Yes, we did. Yeah,
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: I ain't seen I am hat. This ain't no real funeral.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: I ain't seen at. I ain't seen glue. No, that's
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: a real funeral. That now they had would they had
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: a black preacher um, They had a good quat. It
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: was good. It was good. It was very loving. I thought.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: I thought Henry Clinton kept it real. Yes she did.
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  Speaker 1: She list this ain't your pugh get this step in
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, right in the church. I like the
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: fact that the Obama's was like, in the name of Jesus,
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: covering me Lord, they were about to said the Carters
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: trying to act like they didn't know what was going on.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: They were like, oh, what time is it. They was like,
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: I wonder who made the potatoes out of the report.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: They was like the Trumps was trying to act like
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: this day, this day home church, and it was like
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: that's right, that's you know, yeah, And then what can
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  Speaker 1: I just tell you something? A Bush forty three, it's
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: really growing into a great uh previous president or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: He's really fun And I just loved them. Yeah. I
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: don't care if they think it's a breath man, I say,
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  Speaker 1: it's a peppermint. That's the only thing you passed, either
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: peppermint or butterscotch. That's the only thing you passed in
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  Speaker 1: church for somebody to snack on when you're doing it
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  Speaker 1: in church. So I'm just glass, tom Ay, you better
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  Speaker 1: speak up for the butterscotch, especially if you gonna eat
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: breakfast and your summer growling. You're waiting for them communion
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: crackers to come around in that wine light. Had I
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: congratulation Adie murfred I had the tenth baby. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: congratulate hey, I yes. Interview mayl B on his children,
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: and she spoke really, really highly of Eddie Murha. She said,
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: that's the one you love. That's yeah, that I want you,
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: that's I want you love. That's beautiful. I want Eddie
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: Murphy to make some own music, you know, because I
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: like if I was a king and party all the time.
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  Speaker 1: Was a girl part all that time. But that was
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: a cut junior. That was that was a cup right there.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: While we're talking about comic Stephen, do you better stop
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: at Steve Harving. He almost made me drop my microphone.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: Stop playing Steve. Why are we talking about comedians? Congratulations
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: with Kevin Hart Awards. Yeah, yeah, it's big, but he
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: somebody as tall as the statue itself. It's going to host.
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  Speaker 1: That's gonna be fabulous. Kevin is gonna do it for
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  Speaker 1: not new job. But we always happy to see black
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  Speaker 1: people do anything, you know that they normally don't be
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: wanting us to do. I host the Daytime Emmy twice
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: with Mario Lopez. I'm just happy that Kevin Hard is
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: doing something. He gonna kill the game. And we gotta
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  Speaker 1: make sure we watch it, and everybody with a Nielsen
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  Speaker 1: box gott to watch it so that this number one
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  Speaker 1: with a bullet, number one. We gotta make it happen
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  Speaker 1: for him. We can do that. We can do that.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: All said it Cardon beat On broke up already. Yeah,
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: so they went half on the baby and now they
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: didn't broke up. What happened? I don't understand. I mean
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: their rumors said he was cheating, you know, yeah, text
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: trying to get him another you know, well, what's wrong
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: with that? What's wrong with you? That's what listening without
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: without his wife though without let me tell you something.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: Listen to me, Carlins and Sherlas. Yeah, I'm a man
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: and he and he wanted to bring another man to
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  Speaker 1: the bed with us. That's a three. That's a good
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  Speaker 1: day right there. It's usually never another man, never what
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  Speaker 1: that's only three something I know about or me and agislm.
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  Speaker 1: But three times that's what what? Man alive? Yeah? It
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: three times? Yeah, breth as much I just fall out.
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  Speaker 1: That that's make my stomach go down. Praise anything, man.
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  Speaker 1: What I should be able to do? I should be
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: able to do that. I should be able to do.
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  Speaker 1: What was y'all talking about? What y'all talking about befo
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: my hands? What was i'll talking about? What I missed?
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: Everything that you just talked, just said, we talked about
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: last ya everything? Yeah, yeah, yeah, And y'all ready for them,
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: y'all ready for Mary Christmas, y'all ready Yeah. Yeah, we're
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: in the spirit, that's for sure. Definitely absolutely as praise
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: the Lord. That's Jesus birthday. I mean, we know August,
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: but you know, you know what, we celebrate it though.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: That's right, we celebrate all year around Charlotte Scribberry and
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: you know really unknown fact, you know it's really August. Listen,
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: well you read the vibele. You know I think the
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: Lord was a virgo, you know, for real, for real though,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. And let me tell something
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  Speaker 1: al but listen to me. Black people don't believe in
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: Christmas until you hear temptations Solid night and Donny Hathaway.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: This Christmas, it's not it's not criminals, and Christmas just
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: ain't Christmas without the one you listen, New Year, just
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: the new year, the reason you look you love. Go ahead,
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvard, that's right, that's right. I was singing that song,
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: and then Edie le Hurt came up to me and said,
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: look at man, you can't be singing lead. I haven't
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: asked you what I have asked you nicely listening, and
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: then I messed it up. Then the messed it up
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: where you can't even sing babies cold outside, they'll make
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: no sense. Rudolph got bullet that that wasn't even what
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: it was about. But the ain't nobody mad that? Then
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: the Charlotte Brown thanksgiving Franklin, the only black person, Charlotte Brown,
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  Speaker 1: what's sitting by himself in a l on the other
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  Speaker 1: side of I don't know about to care about that,
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  Speaker 1: little Franklin, little black boy we got. We're not margin
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: for Franklin, though, Oh you were gonna march for Franklin.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Cheryl, We love you as always. Happy Holidays
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: to your girl, Marry Christmas. Thank you, Marry Christmas to you.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, Carla is
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: here with Carla's Reality updates. Right after this. You're listening,
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: all right, let's go, nephew, Let's get it. Let's get it.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: She is here Colin Farrell with reality date. Okay, thank you, nephew.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: Here we go, everybody, Real Housewives of Atlanta. So I
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: remember last week when I told you about Shamari Devot
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: that's married to Ronnie Devote from new edition BBD. Well,
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: you know his wife is on the show. And last
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: week she talked about the open marriage and that her
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: and Ronnie had an open relationship. Well, she told Ronnie
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: about it, and he was like, you and he got
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: to tell everything. That's right, right, he got to tell
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: it all. And she was like, she's not ashamed of
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: who she was, and she didn't mind, you know, letting
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: the women in the group know and the audience know
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: what happened in their marriage and that they're cool now.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: And so that was that. So it's like, Okay, Ronnie Davout,
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: welcome to reality TV. Yeah, he's out there now. It's
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: out there now. And moving on. Kendy Burrus, we heard
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: from her friend Carmen. So Carmen and them were kind
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: of gossiping about Porsche's new man, Dennis, and they're saying
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: that he broke up with his ex once he got
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: with Porsche and that he has his ex name tattooed
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: all his body, and Candy and them were just trying
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: to you know, insinuate you know, the streets are talking
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: about Porsche's man. So anyway, Candy told Nannie and Cynthia,
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: because you know, Candy and Porsche were you know, really beefing,
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: you know, a couple of seasons back and even last season,
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: they weren't really talking to each other. But Nini told
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: Porsche about the rumor about what Candy was saying. So
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: Porsche made it perfectly clear that she does not care.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: She does not care that her man had tattoos and
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: all that was before her, and she says she's probably
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: looking at that woman's name on his body every day
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: because he has so many tattoos. And plus, Porsche's point
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: is Candy don't want nobody talking about Todd, so she
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: kind of wants you know, all that style. Yeah, which
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: is you agree Steve about Yeah, thank you, yes, all right?
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: And then finally, let me just say, this guy's not
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: so much good news for Greg Leeks Nini's Yeah. On
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: this particular episode, he received news from Indie Anderson Hospital
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: that is in Houston, one of the best cancer hospitals
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: in the in the world, and he was getting care there,
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: and the doctors called and said that they still test
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: show that there are some cancer cells in Greg's body
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: and the doctors are recommending cheal therapy. And previously Greg
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: had decided that he wasn't going to do chemo therapy.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: He wasn't going to take it in his earlier stages
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: in his battle against colon cancer. So, uh, you know,
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: still praying for Greg and uh you know, prayer of
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: healing you know. And Needy is right there. She got
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: him a chef and trying to change his diet and
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: nutrition and trying to get him to eat healthy on
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: the show. So we got a chance to see that.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: So praying for Greg. So is he going to change
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: his mind you think and and do the chemo now
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: another is he gonna do it? I don't know. Yeah,
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: on the show, they really haven't said it. You know,
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: he talked about his faith on the show, and then
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: he was upset his faith. You know, he's questioning now
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: what's going on because once he received that phone call,
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: you know, so he is still battling cancer. So we'll see. Wow,
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: we're gonna pray for him. Because people were sitting talking
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: when he made that statement, Carla, people were, yeah, saying
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: that he should have gone gone ahead and accepted the chemo.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: It was chemos therapy. Yeah, that's a very big and
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: personal decision, you know. And and a lot of people say,
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: you know, I've lost my mom to cancer and I
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: saw her go through a chemotherapy and radiation all that.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: And people say, you know, if the disease doesn't kill you,
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: the treatment will. So you know, you have to respect
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: him wanting to do other options then going to chemotherapy.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: So yeah, you know, prayers are going out for Greg Leaks. Yeah,
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: and switching gears here, let's switch gears. Let's talk about
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: a show. It's a dating show. It comes on the
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: Own network on Saturday nights. It's called Ready to Love.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: He talks about Nephew Tommy, our very young one. I
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: didn't I didn't know I was an og. They called
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: you on the show. Yeah, I did not know I
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: was gonna hold you. I took it a fisi at first,
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: like true Tommy. When we talked about this earlier in
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: the week, Tommy and for those that missed it, Nephew Tommy.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: He talked to some of the male contestants on this show,
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: the new dating show that he is the host of.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: It's called Ready to love, and he talked about Tommy
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: had a moment where he talked about you, talked about
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: your dad and being a good husband. So if you
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: missed it earlier in the week, I want to play
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: it for you again. Take a listen. I know there's
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: been times out of your marriage, your relationship that you
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: came to a point where it's like, with damn, can
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: I deal with it? You know what I can tell
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: you on that is I had a father that never
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: left my mom, never did nothing negative to my mom.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: My daddy left here three years ago, was with mom,
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: mom to the end, to the end. So that's all
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: I know. I ain't going nowhere. I'm to the end
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: because I grew up like that. I grew up with
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: a father in my house who was real and I
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: didn't know nothing about leaving or going nowhere else. We
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: had hard times, we had issues, bills, this and that,
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: so I don't know nothing else. I said, I'm forever. Wow,
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: that was real, right, that real, genuine moment. That's what
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: you were saying. Still don't believe it's him that I really,
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: I really don't. I'm sorry him talking. Ye. No, I
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: don't know how they do that. I promise you. That's
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: not I saw him saying it. I don't care what
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: you did it. That's will talking, will pass. We're proud
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: of you, Ready to love. I'm not proud, Yes you are.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: That's him, Steve. All need to look at this thing close.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: I've seen it a couple of times. It's him. I'm forever.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: Oh he acting, Come on, junior him. I just like
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: what he said in life. You know, hit me up
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: on lips By Carlo, were running out of town with
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: reality Update. We could talk about Real Housewives of Atlanta.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: Ready to Love Kardashians. I got it all for you
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: at lips By Carla. Will be back at twenty after
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: you're listening. Okay, Steve. You know, there was a time
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: when cheating was defined as either you were sleeping with
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: someone else, or you won't or you weren't. That it
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: was just that simple, right, Well, then things got extended
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: with subcategories like flirting, like kissing, like texting, like porn,
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: and whatever else can be described. But listen, whatever else
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: can be described as vying for the affections or attention
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: of someone other than the one you're you're committed to. Okay, Well,
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: now there's a new one. Guys. It's called financial cheating. Okay,
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: financial cheating down for me. I think I might be
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: guilty of this. I've never even heard of this, but
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: I just the words. Okay. Psychologists define it as any
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 1: purposeful financial deceit oh, between two or more individuals who've
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: got a stated or unstated belief in mutual honest communications
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: around financial matters. So here's some things to look out
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: for if you if you suspect your spouse or your
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: mate of financial infidelity pretending a new purchase is an
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: old one. Jack, See right there, I knew, I knew
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: this was Oh yeah, it's just when this is me,
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: this is us right, Saying you bought something on sale,
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: oh when it was really full price? Done? Is financial cheating?
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, this should have been number one. Hiding
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: purchases and hiding receipts. Oh oh, fellas y'all go through
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 1: that jacket. Jacket. My wife don't do that. She just
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  Speaker 1: put the stuff in the closet. I can't tell wasn't Yeah, yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: and I show ain't looking for no receipt So I
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  Speaker 1: missed that one. Yeah, you put in the trunk first,
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  Speaker 1: and you know then when the coast. Yeah, the coast,
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  Speaker 1: then you move it to the closet. Okay, here's some
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  Speaker 1: other things when you know someone is financially cheating on you.
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  Speaker 1: Hiding credit card statements. Oh I wish I could talk
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  Speaker 1: right now without why y'all saying? Because I want to
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  Speaker 1: say something I can't. That's why I'm saying. Uh, having
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  Speaker 1: a secret credit card, you know what, I tried to
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  Speaker 1: hold it. I hope she listens. I hope she listen.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you did it, Oh, you you did that. Oh.
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  Speaker 1: Here's another one. Having a secret stash of money. That's
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  Speaker 1: how you know you're financially cheating on your part. Here's
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 1: another one, Steve keeping a raise or a bonus secret,
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  Speaker 1: not telling your spouse about that. See if you like
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  Speaker 1: to go to Vegas gambling money away in secret or winning.
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  Speaker 1: Told her that I had won these jackpots, and she
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  Speaker 1: go on the side of the bed and get all
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  Speaker 1: these tickets. I'm gonna cash he's in. Ain't no need
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  Speaker 1: of you giving them back what she took your tickets?
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  Speaker 1: You getting ready do what? I'm gonna cash these tickets
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  Speaker 1: in some of these some of these are she thought
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  Speaker 1: they token the token these chips you're talking about chips.
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  Speaker 1: Oh ship, how much we're turning this in, Steve, you
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  Speaker 1: got a lot of money right here. We ain't got
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 1: to go back and lose all this. Hey, listen to me.
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  Speaker 1: Listen to me, me, and you come to Vegas for
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 1: two different reasons. You messing you're not touching the main reason.
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  Speaker 1: I'm out. All right, we'll be bad. You put them
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 1: damn chips down with more, step away from them, step
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  Speaker 1: waiting about your ticket with more of the Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Right after this. You're listening Stry Morning Show.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 1: All right. Before we left to go on break, we
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 1: were talking about financially cheating on our partners. Uh, this
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 1: is a new form of cheating. When you're financially um
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 1: cheating on them, you know you. So cheating has been extended. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: there's not just sleeping with someone anymore. Financially yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I got I'm listening to this second. All right. Here's
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  Speaker 1: here's one. Here's the number one one. I think if
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  Speaker 1: you're financially cheating on your wife or your spouse or whoever,
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  Speaker 1: taking money out of savings without telling your partners, that's big,
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  Speaker 1: right there. I don't do that. Yeah, but that's big.
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  Speaker 1: I think this is really a serious one right here.
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  Speaker 1: Have you No, I haven't we we you know, played
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  Speaker 1: around with the other ones. I mean sure, I've hid
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  Speaker 1: some shoes and dresses and stuff like that in my
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  Speaker 1: close of course. Of course I don't know any woman
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  Speaker 1: who hasn't done that. Uh, you know, pretending someone something
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  Speaker 1: I have on that's new is old. Oh this whole thing.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I've been had this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, just got
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  Speaker 1: pay attention to me. Yeah. I did not just sit
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  Speaker 1: down in the closet with price to but this taking
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 1: money out of saving Steve without telling your partner. You
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  Speaker 1: can't do that. But our savings is connected to two signals.
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  Speaker 1: We can never touch our savings without the signature of
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 1: the other person. How much? How much? In the man
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 1: probably like how be quiet, like it's calling you. You
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  Speaker 1: don't want to listen to here? How much it's like
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  Speaker 1: it's over, it's so, it's so five times. Oh we
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  Speaker 1: know that. Put that out there. It's over five gave this.
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  Speaker 1: So you're saying, so, you know how sometimes your savings account,
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 1: you have your checking account, and if you want to
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  Speaker 1: move some money to your checking account. You're saying that
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  Speaker 1: neither one of you guys can move it without the
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  Speaker 1: other one's permission, Like you just can't sign and move
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  Speaker 1: it on the savings on the state savings account. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta have an accountability account between people. Okay, this is
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  Speaker 1: what I was gonna ask Steve. None of them in
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  Speaker 1: line with that, because I always think this. I love
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  Speaker 1: how you break this down. When you say you should
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  Speaker 1: have four different pounds if you're married, break that down
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  Speaker 1: because I mean, you've talked about it, but to keep
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  Speaker 1: the marriage happy, if both of you are working, or
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 1: one of you is working, whatever the case, you bring
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 1: that money together and you put it together in the
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 1: joint bill pay account, and you pay all of your
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 1: bills out of that house, car, gas, electric, everything that
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  Speaker 1: takes to run a house, you know, lunch money, you know.
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  Speaker 1: Then each one of you have an individual account where
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 1: you get an allowance and she gets an allowance, or
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 1: she gets an allowance and you get an allowance. That
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 1: money is yours to spend until the next paycheck, and
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 1: neither one of you can save what the other one
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 1: spends their money on. And then you need to fourth account,
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 1: a joint savings account where whatever you all agree is
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 1: to save you put it in the savings account. That
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 1: requires two signatures to move. So you can deposit money
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  Speaker 1: all you want one person, but you can't take it
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  Speaker 1: out without signature of both people. That will help you save. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I got a question, I say, Hey, I can't answer. God,
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  Speaker 1: I just want to know what you do when somebody
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  Speaker 1: has opened up or create a car that you didn't
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  Speaker 1: know nothing about. Wait, hold on, hold on, we can
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  Speaker 1: come back here. Yeah, we have one that American Express.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 1: We have one more break before we get to closer. Okay, quiet,
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  Speaker 1: all right, we have one more break. That's our last
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 1: break of the day. And Tommy has a question for
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 1: his uncle when we come back. Right after this. You're
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 1: listening to show here we are last break of the day.
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 1: We were talking got into some pretty deep financial stuff, Steve.
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  Speaker 1: You were telling us some you know about the four
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 1: bank accounts that the married couple should have. Yeah, that
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 1: that keeps a lot of peace in your house. It
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  Speaker 1: really does. I found that to be true. You have
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 1: a joint account, whether one of you or two of
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 1: you work, you cold mingle the money, or you put
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 1: it all in there. You pay all your bills, then
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 1: you determine what each one each other as allowance is
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 1: she gets her money, he gets his money, and they
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 1: have an account. Neither one of those can check on
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 1: what the other one is spending out of that account.
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 1: That's their business. And then you need to join account
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 1: where you all put your savings in. But in order
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 1: to move it, you could deposit, but you in order
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 1: to move it it takes two cents. Let's go back there.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 1: Let's you ran over something too fast? But what is
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 1: your allowance? But what is y'all allowance? That's look like
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 1: you know it ain't that. I don't even know why
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 1: something has to have to allow you. That's your money.
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 1: But what is your allowance? Though? Go ahead? What is that? Charlie?
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 1: They allow the hunt a month? Are timing up? Down
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 1: hundred dollars? Shit? Anyway back to what you wait? No, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: your allowance is a hundred kate, No, Tommy, just go
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 1: you Holly, No, he said, no, go back to what
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 1: you were saying, Steve, we'll do with your nephew. So
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 1: you were saying about yeah, go ahead, go ahead about
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 1: them about the four bank accounts? Very interesting, Yeah, it
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 1: just does it just holds it down. A guy talked
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 1: that to me. Years ago, and it really helped because
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 1: it goes down confusion and financial infidelity, and it allows
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 1: each one of you to have some form of individuality
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 1: while you're married. Yeah, look, you want to pay your
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 1: household bills together, but just getting married and then your bills,
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 1: then my bills. That's a hard way to work. It
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 1: would be smooth if everybody put all the bills in
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 1: one pile and put both moneys in one pile, and
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 1: then pay those bills together and then gave each other
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 1: an allowance and then save whatever you was gonna say
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 1: it would you? It would cut down a lot of arguments. Yes,
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 1: it would financial art this for my friend, my friend, Yeah,
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 1: I know somebody, my friend he fouled out that his
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 1: wife had a credit card that he didn't know nothing about.
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 1: And when he found out, he was furious. What would
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 1: you advice would you give my friend? Well, let me
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 1: ask you something. The card that was gotten without your
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 1: friend's knowledge. Did it throw the family into something? No?
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 1: Or did it just throw him in and threw him
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 1: into a lot because why because he didn't know it?
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 1: She makes decisions right, Yes, But isn't that financially cheated
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 1: like we're talking about earlier. Ain't that fact. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know if it's cheating. H When did you make the
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 1: rule that she got to come to you for every
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 1: single dollar? No? No, no, my friend, no plea, don't
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 1: do that, my friend. Now I'm not saying he your friend.
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 1: He my friend that he decided that he would make
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 1: the rule, right, He don't. He don't, he don't. He's
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 1: not making no rules about no money like that. But
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 1: what it is is he found out about without her
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 1: telling him, you know, and then when I mean, then
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 1: when he found out, you know, it was it was
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 1: just it was it was bad really for a week.
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 1: And so when he found out how did he found out?
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 1: He found out because he told me he found out
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 1: when he was on the phone checking on his credit card.
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 1: The man on the phone told him, well, we got
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 1: an issue with this other card right now. And then
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 1: he said, what other damn card? And then that's when
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 1: he found out that there was another card that existed.
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 1: And when when when he found that out was it's
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 1: it's confused. It's just immense Steve and the friends in
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 1: air quotes right, all quotes, The all bills have been paid.
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 1: He paid the bill. Yeah, I mean my friend paid
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 1: all how much? How much did your friend when girl
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 1: run up only by ten M? What she buy? That's
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 1: what the hell my friend? Excuse me? I want to know? Yeah, yeah, right,
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 1: he doesn't see anything around. Oh, you ain't seen nothing
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 1: new in the house. He ain't seen nothing new. He
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 1: is an air quote because we're masters at that, all
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 1: that going to DC and working, all that, going to
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 1: Colombia and telling joke at Yeah. Well, well, Steve, what
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 1: if for Tommy's friend? Well, I like when people spending
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 1: money before they get it before what I like when
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 1: people spending money before they get it? That's always excited.
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 1: I used to do that that keep your ass on
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 1: it for show. Those days are over. Yea, So tell
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 1: me you have anything you're gonna take back to your friend.
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 1: What are you gonna tell him based on what your uncle?
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 1: The advice your uncle is giving you. Well, he didn't
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 1: really get no advice. He didn't say don't say nothing
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 1: about it. He would just ask me how much this
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 1: mount was? He? But he really say what the friend
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 1: should say to his wife? Well, I mean it's really
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 1: too late. Don't you think you could say something? But
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 1: how you think? How are you gonna keep it from
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 1: turning into an argument. Don't she take the stuff back?
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 1: I'm not going what woman do that? And every man
• 1:37:38
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