ACS: Matt Wash
It's been a whole day since Adam saw a snake, so he's feeling pretty good. He talks with Alison and Bryan about why sitcoms fail, and compares running a studio to managing a football team. He also goes on a rant about focus groups, and wonders why we even need executives at all.Into the news with Alison, there are people concerned that Osama Bin Laden's death is a conspiracy. Adam stands by his stance that waterboarding works, and says it's completely appropriate to celebrate when evil dies. Alison also mentions a teacher who wouldn't shave until Osama was found, and Adam jokes about his own…
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