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Things Said In An Argument, Trapped In A Bathroom, Neighbors, Little Mean Things, Steve Falls Asleep, Pimps Cry, Closing Remarks and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all have
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  Speaker 1: all suit looking back to back down, giving them more
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  Speaker 1: like the Milican bu things and its cous me true
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  Speaker 1: good at Steve listening to the movie to other for
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  Speaker 1: Steve hand please me and don't join join me. You
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  Speaker 1: doing me, honey, You gotta turning, You gotta turn to
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  Speaker 1: turn them out. Turn, You got to turn them out
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  Speaker 1: to turn turn the water the water go. Come come
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  Speaker 1: on your baby day. Uh huh, I sure will come on.
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  Speaker 1: And everybody you're listening to the voice, come on dig
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  Speaker 1: me now, one and all. It's Steve Harvey got a
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  Speaker 1: radio show. Well all right, I've learned something and in
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  Speaker 1: sharing time, and I am all ever appreciated. I do
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  Speaker 1: appreciate God for all that he allows me to learn
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  Speaker 1: in my life. And what I've learned. One of the
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  Speaker 1: best lessons I've learned is that hardship teaches you some
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  Speaker 1: great lessons. Challenges brings about some of my best results.
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  Speaker 1: I think what I'm trying to say is in every
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  Speaker 1: challenge and hardship, every setback, I've learned something so so
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  Speaker 1: valuable and it comes It just comes down to all.
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  Speaker 1: It just comes down to how you look at it.
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  Speaker 1: You know, um, you've all heard this. We've all heard it.
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  Speaker 1: You can look at the glass and you can see
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  Speaker 1: it half empty or half full. It's amazing how many
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  Speaker 1: people see the glass half empty. I am telling you
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  Speaker 1: right now, it's better to see the glass half full.
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  Speaker 1: See you can you You come away with a lot
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  Speaker 1: more when you use a positive approach. So here's here's
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  Speaker 1: what I've You know, I've known this, but I've just
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  Speaker 1: learned it at a different angle. Appreciation and gratitude is
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  Speaker 1: the key to having more. Appreciation and gratitude is the
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  Speaker 1: key is the key to continued blessings. Appreciation ingratitude is
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  Speaker 1: the key to open it up the windows of heaven
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  Speaker 1: to pour out a blessing that you won't have rude
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  Speaker 1: enough to receive. Now, I don't know how that sound
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  Speaker 1: to you, but I can't tell you how true it is. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: let's look at it this way. God being fair and
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  Speaker 1: just as he really is. He really is. He's a
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  Speaker 1: fair and a just God. What's most beneficial to us
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  Speaker 1: is he happens to be full of mercy and grace.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm telling you something, man, I've probably benefited from
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  Speaker 1: his grace and mercy more than anything else. I mean, really, man,
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  Speaker 1: if it wasn't for him just forgiving me, and then
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  Speaker 1: for him just touching my life the way he has,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not hearing this position today. I'm just not.
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  Speaker 1: But a funny thing has happened along the way, even
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  Speaker 1: to you, if you look at it, is it your
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  Speaker 1: genuine appreciation and gratitude has been the key to you
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  Speaker 1: having more for your continued blessings and for making room
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  Speaker 1: for having to open up and pour out blessings that
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  Speaker 1: you don't have room enough to receive. If you look
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  Speaker 1: at it, see God being a fair and just god,
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  Speaker 1: which he is, why would he put more on you
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  Speaker 1: than you can bad? If you've noticed everything that's happened
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  Speaker 1: in your life, if you're still here, you've made it.
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  Speaker 1: You know, forget how rough it was, got that, but
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  Speaker 1: you made it. Forget what it sent you through, and
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  Speaker 1: it hide made you feel you made it. Now, what
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  Speaker 1: makes people give up, and you hear about people committing
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  Speaker 1: suicide is they leave the God out of their life
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  Speaker 1: and they start allowing that other voice to control. And
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  Speaker 1: if it's really true that God never puts more on
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  Speaker 1: you than you can bear. As long as you stay
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  Speaker 1: connected to God, you can get through anything. But you
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  Speaker 1: lose that connection, you lose that communication, you lose that
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  Speaker 1: relationship with him. If you're not having a relationship with God,
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  Speaker 1: then who you're having a relationship with now it ain't
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  Speaker 1: but two forces at work at all time. It's good
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  Speaker 1: and evil. It's positive and negative is God's satan. Now,
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  Speaker 1: this is at work all the time. So if you're
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  Speaker 1: not being positive about everything, you leave room for negativity
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  Speaker 1: to step in. If you're not trying to be righteous
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  Speaker 1: in your way, then you allow evil to step in.
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  Speaker 1: If you don't work on your relationship with God. Come on, now,
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  Speaker 1: look who you're letting step in. So now I'm asking
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  Speaker 1: you to understand that God never puts more on you
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  Speaker 1: than you can bar. Okay, now that we got that clear,
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  Speaker 1: that's a fact. Okay. Now with that fact in mind,
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  Speaker 1: let's go over this right here. Why would God, being
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  Speaker 1: as just and merciful as he is, put more on
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  Speaker 1: you than you can bear? Example, if God has given
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  Speaker 1: you blessings and all you're doing is complaining about him,
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  Speaker 1: you're never showing any appreciation of gratitude about it, why
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  Speaker 1: would he give you some most stuff to be ungrateful for.
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  Speaker 1: Why would he give you some more stuff to complain about?
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  Speaker 1: Why would he give you some more stuff that you
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  Speaker 1: would not show any more appreciation for? I mean, this
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  Speaker 1: thing is real simple, man, ain't it? If you think
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  Speaker 1: about it? So? A lot of times, man, when I
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  Speaker 1: was going through my positions of not having it and
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  Speaker 1: wondering at all like here, I ended up checking myself
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  Speaker 1: and going, man, I'm not even showing any gratitude or
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  Speaker 1: appreciation for the things he has done for me. Start
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  Speaker 1: showing some appreciation and gratitude, because it's the key to
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  Speaker 1: having more. It's the key to continued blessings. It's the
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  Speaker 1: key to the wonders of heaven opening up and pouring
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  Speaker 1: out a blessing that you won't have room enough to receive.
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  Speaker 1: It's the appreciation and gratitude of what you already have,
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  Speaker 1: as minimal as it may appear to be right now
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  Speaker 1: for you, it is still what you have. But if
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  Speaker 1: you've shown no grat no gratitude for the minimal, why
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  Speaker 1: would he give you the maximum? I mean, I'm just
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  Speaker 1: really just trying to put it real, real simple, so
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  Speaker 1: I can keep under standing this thing right here. So
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  Speaker 1: let me give you an example. In my life, I
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  Speaker 1: had gotten so busy at one point that I had
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  Speaker 1: begun to complain about how busy I was. This is
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  Speaker 1: true because I am busy, but it ain't the busy
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  Speaker 1: part because I asked to be busy, you know, I
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  Speaker 1: asked God to give me opportunities and to make a
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  Speaker 1: way for me. Well, in that, you got to do something,
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  Speaker 1: and you got to get busy. But I began to
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  Speaker 1: complain about the business and how busy I was, and
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  Speaker 1: I noticed that a couple of things slowed up for me.
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  Speaker 1: So I had got to the point where I wasn't
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  Speaker 1: showing real gratitude for it. Well, I looked up and
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  Speaker 1: a couple of things started slowing down. And then I
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  Speaker 1: had to catch myself, and I went, wow, man, you
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  Speaker 1: have got to start embracing the fact that you are
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  Speaker 1: this busy. Embrace the factor what all comes along with it.
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  Speaker 1: Because to whom much is given, much is required. You
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  Speaker 1: got to start embracing the requirement part if you want
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  Speaker 1: to continue with the giving part. So I changed my attitude.
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  Speaker 1: I caught myself, and I started thinking him and showing
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  Speaker 1: real gratitude for how busy I was. Instead of complaining
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  Speaker 1: about how busy I was, and then guess what, It
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  Speaker 1: opened up the windows of heaven and some more blessings
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  Speaker 1: got poured out. It just works that way all the time,
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  Speaker 1: for everybody, for me, for you, for everybody. So listen,
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  Speaker 1: y'all again. Your appreciation and gratitude is the key to
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  Speaker 1: having more. Your appreciation and gratitude is the key to
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  Speaker 1: continued blessings. And your appreciation and gratitude it's the only
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  Speaker 1: way that you can get those windows of heaven to
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  Speaker 1: open up and pull out these blessings that you won't
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  Speaker 1: have room enough to receive. You got to act like
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  Speaker 1: you're glad for what you got in order to get more.
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  Speaker 1: You feel me. Let's go, ladies and gentlemen, now have
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  Speaker 1: your attention please. You are listening to the voice of
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  Speaker 1: the man himself. I'm is Steve Hardy Boy, and this
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  Speaker 1: is the Steve Harvey Morning Show, which would be nothing
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  Speaker 1: without the following people. Sirley Strawbay, Hey, good morning, Steve
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  Speaker 1: caller for rel Good morning, Steve crew. What's that damn
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  Speaker 1: Jews morning? Everybody that damn food dog get dog Yep,
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  Speaker 1: here we are. Yeah. I was just writing a song
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  Speaker 1: called loading yeah, completely, Yeah, because I want y'all to
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  Speaker 1: be loaded this year. I want y'all make a lot
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  Speaker 1: of money. Oh, come on, completely load Yeah man, that'd
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  Speaker 1: be nice. Man, ye be nice. What's your plan for
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  Speaker 1: making more money this year's shore? I'm buying less shoes,
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  Speaker 1: seriously making more money. I know I'm saving. Okay, you
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  Speaker 1: know what, I don't really have a plan plan right now.
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  Speaker 1: I'm failed to plan. Then you can plan to fail. Now,
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  Speaker 1: let's get it together. We have been doing preparation talks
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  Speaker 1: all week long, and the person that has been closest
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  Speaker 1: to this conversation has been you. And what have you
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  Speaker 1: learned from this? To not play? Not a darned thing evidently, man.
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  Speaker 1: Just sitting over there, just shopping online. That is exactly
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  Speaker 1: what I've been doing. I'm looking at shoes right now,
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking at shot up. Tommy, Yes, sir, tell her
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  Speaker 1: of what she needs to do this year. Help me.
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  Speaker 1: This is Tommy mid Show remarked at the beginning of
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  Speaker 1: what she needs to do to straighten her life out.
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  Speaker 1: In your opinion, I think she needs to plan. I
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  Speaker 1: think Shirley needs to get some projects. I think Shirley
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  Speaker 1: is the person that a lot of women would actually
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  Speaker 1: follow and Shirley put some projects in order. Because I
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  Speaker 1: think Shirley got going on. I think, well known for shoes,
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  Speaker 1: surely you can have your own show called Shirley Shoe Class.
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  Speaker 1: Get there. Yeah, maybe you get everybody people people feel
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  Speaker 1: to get married and want shoes for that or blah
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  Speaker 1: blah blah, Shirley Shoes. I think, why don't you, why
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  Speaker 1: don't you create a shoe line this year? Okay, I'm
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  Speaker 1: writing it down right now, shoe line. Can we just
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  Speaker 1: give a round of appause to the name? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: you really have changed? Okay, okay, shoe line. I have
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  Speaker 1: no idea how to start it, but I like the idea.
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  Speaker 1: I'll partner with you if you do it. Okay, online
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  Speaker 1: business only online, no brick and mortar, no in stores.
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  Speaker 1: I will introduce you to some people. You could promote
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  Speaker 1: it from the show. That's really a good idea, that
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  Speaker 1: is that's a great idea. Temmy, do you want a percentage? No, Shirley,
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  Speaker 1: I just want you to win. Thank you, Thank you
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  Speaker 1: God God for you, baby, thank you, thank you, thank you,
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  Speaker 1: thank you. All right, coming out more of the Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show right after this you're listening to show.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, guys, insult you can you an argument? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: The main thing about having an argument is to just
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  Speaker 1: switch it into any direction you wanted to go. No
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  Speaker 1: matter what the argument is about, just say something that
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  Speaker 1: don't have nothing to do with the damn argument. Now
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean? You know, like you arguing somebody,
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  Speaker 1: you just throw it out there. Well, if you had
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  Speaker 1: some black friends, just wouldn't happen to you. You see
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. That ain't got nothing to do with
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  Speaker 1: you got one. You speak and you always and you
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  Speaker 1: gotta say when you know, you lose the dog, when
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  Speaker 1: you lose, you got my kid's been to jail. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: just go deep. Yeah, if don't matter. Deven got kids. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you got thrown out there. You have one time. That's
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  Speaker 1: why your dad is white and you don't know it.
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  Speaker 1: Now you are about a white daddy. Don't matter that
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  Speaker 1: one out, the one out, It ain't got nothing to
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  Speaker 1: do with it. Damn if you know so much, how
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  Speaker 1: come you got none? They gotta defend that. I gotta
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  Speaker 1: talk about the NATO having to say somewhere with you
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  Speaker 1: my last feet. That's how you thought out there, like
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  Speaker 1: we aren't even arguing about that. You go all right,
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  Speaker 1: facing your oldest child is stupid, accepted, yea, accept the fact.
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  Speaker 1: But you'll be losing the argue, losing the argument. And
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  Speaker 1: I didn't gonna argue saying you know what, you know what,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna say this. I'm go ahead and said,
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  Speaker 1: how you real fault? This is the time you to know, right,
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  Speaker 1: Oh well, when you're losing, you just gotta come out
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  Speaker 1: of you. You ain't your mustand mama what you and
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  Speaker 1: your must talking about? My mom? Yeah? Look, lets I
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  Speaker 1: cannot deal with the way you Look what I got
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  Speaker 1: to do about We weren't even talking about that. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And then when you when you arguing, you got to
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  Speaker 1: throw it. And that's why it's always it's always shot.
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  Speaker 1: And that's why and that's why you got a three
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  Speaker 1: hundred credit score. Boom boom. I would say that that's
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  Speaker 1: why your sister sleeping with your hug always That ain't
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  Speaker 1: no boom, that's armageddon. What you're dead? Yeah, that boom
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  Speaker 1: in your face. Look, that's why your girl are like said,
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  Speaker 1: why you always had dirt? Courtel Jackson? Why is your
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  Speaker 1: nating curt you did? That's why I thought you got
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  Speaker 1: all this is because your son went a helm at
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  Speaker 1: the school. Yeah, that's what he's fast because he always
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  Speaker 1: running from polies. That's why. How about dad boom boom, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'll be honest with you. I'm talking with That's why
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  Speaker 1: you ain't got no ask you flat in the back?
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  Speaker 1: They got that? Why am I listening to you? Steve?
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  Speaker 1: My dad? You on closing out? Man? All right, y'all,
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  Speaker 1: keeper go ahead? Who are you talking to? Say what
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  Speaker 1: you want to say? I don't care. That's why you
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  Speaker 1: got VD right there. Normally it is even call it
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  Speaker 1: VD anymore. Well, they know what you're talking about. Cat,
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  Speaker 1: Now you got VD. We got time, We have time
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  Speaker 1: about another minute. That's why you got all your sexually accounts?
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  Speaker 1: Come up all this because your mom is sleeping with
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  Speaker 1: the paunst Wow, what is that guy to do with
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  Speaker 1: the about right? What are you knowing? Ain't got none?
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  Speaker 1: These insults are just talk. You have to do that.
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  Speaker 1: You have to go that. Yeah, ok, yeah, well you
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  Speaker 1: know what you're wind meiling right now? You know what
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  Speaker 1: that's why your life is always all. Why am I
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  Speaker 1: sitting y'all y'all in the dog You can't. Yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: can't pay your life. How you know more than me
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  Speaker 1: you have to go that. Yeah, I hope that thing
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  Speaker 1: on your neck is cancer. That that's what I hope. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: who are you guy? You like to say it right here? Yeah? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: let me ask you why you think your husband is
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  Speaker 1: right now? Hurt? Hell, that's what he told you. Steve
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  Speaker 1: waiting in the cut, all right, but that's when you
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  Speaker 1: hit the plates, hit the table table. You're listening show
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  Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour. Miss Ann
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  Speaker 1: will be here with today's national news and headlines. But
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  Speaker 1: right now it's time for the nephew to run that
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  Speaker 1: brank back. Baptized him yesterday, sir, and I'm a baptizing
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  Speaker 1: all right. This is mobile Baptismal Pool Mobile Baptismal. We
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  Speaker 1: pull right on up, drop your out in there, shake
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  Speaker 1: that water off, and send you to work. Hello. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach a mister Wilson. How are you doing.
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  Speaker 1: My name is brother spring water Man. Listen. We uh
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  Speaker 1: we we we got paid to actually come by and
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  Speaker 1: do some services to for you by some friends of yours,
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  Speaker 1: and we wanted to actually call and see about scheduling
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  Speaker 1: and see what you had available. Uh some some services. Well,
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  Speaker 1: y'all plan on Clesson Gradu, which I do. What kind
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  Speaker 1: of services you had? Actually, sir, you've got some friends
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  Speaker 1: that have actually spent a great amount of money on you.
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  Speaker 1: And what we do is UM we have a Baptismal
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  Speaker 1: Owned Wheels servant and what we do is we go
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  Speaker 1: and we um we baptize people at their home. And
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  Speaker 1: Baptismal Wheels has been it's a new UM company, but
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  Speaker 1: we've we've baptized over a thousand people. Now we have
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  Speaker 1: a truck with it which actually has a baptismal pool
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  Speaker 1: on the back of it, and we actually come to
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  Speaker 1: your home and we will baptize you in your driveway
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  Speaker 1: and and make you hold again. So we've hostess her
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  Speaker 1: brother Water brother Frat again. I'm sorry, Freingwater Springwater. What
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  Speaker 1: you want to come to my house and give me
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  Speaker 1: a baptism in my front yard? We want to baptize
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  Speaker 1: you right there in your drive where your friends are
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  Speaker 1: paid for the services. And my friend, what friend will
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  Speaker 1: pay for me to get baptized? Man, I've been baptized,
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  Speaker 1: are already doc well? From my understanding, sir that but
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  Speaker 1: then that you you've had some some bumps and bruises
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  Speaker 1: and and and they seem to believe that you need
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  Speaker 1: to be Washington comage. I mean that's all good, that's all.
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  Speaker 1: That's all. It's all good. But I mean things are
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  Speaker 1: I mean, think that matter that it made? Man? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I've been baptized, I go to church. You know, Uh,
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  Speaker 1: me and the Lord don't have no problems. I mean
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  Speaker 1: we all have setbacks. But for you to pull up
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  Speaker 1: with your pool in front of my house to say
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  Speaker 1: you've been a baptize me, that that doesn't make any
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  Speaker 1: sense to me. Doc, I mean suceeds sir. Sometimes when
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  Speaker 1: some people are not able to go to the House
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  Speaker 1: of the Lord and get baptized. You know, we're making
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  Speaker 1: a lot more convenient for you, but we can actually
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  Speaker 1: need no convenience. I don't need no convenience. What I
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  Speaker 1: need convenience for you asking me to come to my
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  Speaker 1: house on a Tuesday to baptize me in my driveway?
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  Speaker 1: Does that make any sense to you? Brother Water? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: come on, if you really sit back and think about it,
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  Speaker 1: does that make any sense to you? Further? First of all,
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  Speaker 1: so that's that's that's that's brothers spring Water. But what
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to what I'm trying to see. The water
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  Speaker 1: is holy water, spring water. It doesn't make no difference
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  Speaker 1: to me. You can't come to my neighborhood and baptize
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  Speaker 1: me in front of my house. So what is all that?
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  Speaker 1: This is? This is what your friends are talking about
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  Speaker 1: that don't get there. It wasn't My prayers are telling you,
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  Speaker 1: man that anybody which which one of my friends, gonna
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: recommend you to come to my damn house. So I'm
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: I mean, and if I don't let that, you don't
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: even make any sense to me. You understand that I'm
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: not I'm not at any liberty to tell you who
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: actually is. Uh, I'm the liberty because of my dam
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: house that baptizes me. But you can't tell me who
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: the hell's gonna see you? But you're not what's man called?
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: You don't even call? That makes sense for you? God,
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: Come on, that doesn't make it no way any world.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna allow you to come and bring your phone
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  Speaker 1: in front of my house and baptize me. Then I'm
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: asking you ask and you you supposed to be a pastor,
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: you supposed to be baptized, and I'm asking you, Okay,
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: what's a friend of mine is sending you to you know,
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: letting you know I need be done. You'll tell you
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: at that liberty, sir, all I want to know. Basically,
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: I've already been paid. I'm coming. I'm baptizing me the
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: back time. I'm going to baptize you on Tuesday in
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: your driveway. Man, I tell you was did you come
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: to my house in front of my driveway? You better
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: bring the old congregation, you understand. You better bring the deacons,
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: the brothers, the sisters, and they have my head as
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: you think how many you got ties? This is a problem.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: This is what your friends are talking about. This is
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: why you need to be baptized and cleansed again and
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: washed in the blood of the lamp. This is what's wrong.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: You need to be cleansed. That's what's wrong with you,
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: mister Wilton. What's wrong with me? Now? What's wrong with two?
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: Is calling me in the middle man of Houp Day
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: telling me I need to be back tip in front
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  Speaker 1: of my house. If I need to be backtip, don't
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: get the only water I go down to the church.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: I don't need you come in front of my house
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: making an old cercas. We aren't you afraid of some
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: white sheets talking about to backt athlete? But MoMA understand me,
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: from my understanding, From my understanding, mister Wilson, you missed
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: two Sundays already this month, surning this man, I can't
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: go anywhere and get the water. I don't need you
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: coming here because you telling me I missed two damn Sundays.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna miss Sunday two because the funmun ain't coming off, Sir.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: All I know is I've been paid to do a job.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: I will be there Tuesday morning at seven o'clock and
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: we will baptize you before you go to work on two.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: Before you would I tell you what you curting my
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: aftereven o'clock and morn, I swear on your lord, I
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: don't gonna bust show. You understand me, you would not
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: cutting my house telling me you would a backtip dow.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: I don't give a damn who paid you. You understand
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: I was drying your awards mander stack from you teachers,
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: anybody that don't fool brought you that, you understand. I'm
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: all of this anger and all of this, did these
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: problems you have within you? We are going to purge
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: your body and get it out your system. I don't
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: want your clea to me. I call you, I call
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: you brother. Swing water, bring water on it. You're gonna
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: get baptis Tuesday morning. I don't give a gam who
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: pays you, who called you? Bring your I'm gonna I
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: can't kill you. I'm gonna try, y'all say, I got
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: one more thing I want to say to you. With
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: you listening, we gotta matter. I'm missing you ain't got
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: to say to me. I gotta go. You understand you
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: ain't man? I want to say to you, is you
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: listening to me? Whatnot? This is nephew Timmy from the
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: Steve Harby Morning Show. You just got pranked by your boy,
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Mason Collo. Man. Let me check out something, man, let
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: me tell you something boy, y'all y'all was about bridle man,
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: I say, head man, I was about to act a
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: fool on y'all because y'all would have showed up by crib.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: You're standing me. What y'all ain't got just better to do?
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: Didn't sit around here and just with people during their day. Man,
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: I ain't never thought y'all could give me with this?
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: Who the hell goes around baptize of people as like
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: les On will baptized people with a pull on the back.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: You FEI, I gotta ask you something. What is the
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land? Man? You know, it's
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Moran the show that might be one today. Anybody,
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: Charlie Carller Junior, Steve, anybody want to be baptized today?
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: Sometimes you got to rewash your sins, redicate, reddicate your life.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: That's the baptism. All right, we'll have more of the
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening Steven Show.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, you started telling us about this woman.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: I met this girl and in college. Lord, she was
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: fine creole girl. My brother told me how to get her,
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: and he gave me some money to take out. So
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: I told her pick a restaurant. She picked a creole restaurant.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: I'm seventeen. I ain't had no creole food, so I'm in.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: She didn't order all this spices stoic. Yeah, I'm eating stuff. Man,
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: ain't never been in my system this far. So I'm
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: taking her home and my stomach is turning. So we
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: get at the front of the house. I'm gonna walker
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: to the dough. She said, come on here for a
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: little while. My mama and I'm gone now. My mama
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: had told me when your stomach just told up, try
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: to go home. Yes, Y put that in nobody else house. Yes,
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: but she he was so fine. I just said, well, man,
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: let me go in here for a little while, because
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: I what kind of man would I beat? Fine chick?
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: Invite you in? And mom and dad ain't there. Let
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: me least go on in here. Something but your stick.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: I mean, really, Shirlette, it's a girl, and man would
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: have win in there. I'm sitting down on the couch,
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: were watching TV. My stomach is turning. I can hear.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: So I said, can I go to the bathroom? She said, second, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: on the left. I go in there, and Lord have
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: mercy the walls of Gibralta of I didn't grabbed the
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: tie wreck in front of me to just try to
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: hang on. I'm twisting the guest tile in my head
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: like I'm ranging it out. I didn't knock the tallet
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: tissue holder off the wall screws out everything. I hadn't
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: kicked over the trash. But I'm using the bathroom so
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: much that is alarming to me. Yeah, you, I've actually
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: put mo in there than I've ever put in there
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: in my life prior to I think we got the
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: I didn't know what. Don't stop my story shot. This
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: is for junior and time, I know. So I'm filling
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  Speaker 1: the bowl up. So finally I'm done. To my relief,
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: I'm but I'm sweating though I'm talking about I'm in there.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: My shirt wide. I hadn't my whole ship. It's wide.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: I had hung my pass up on the back of
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: the June because I use a bathroom like my daddy
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: always hate my pants and draws up on the back
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: of the j Yeah, you don't ever use the bathroom.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: But I got my shirt on, but I didn't open
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: it up because it's hot. I got just just water
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: coming down out the front. So I stand up and
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: I flushed the toilet. Now I'm putting my clothes on.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: But you know how you're waiting to hear that sound
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: that all I hear is the swirling And I turned
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: around and in his rising rising, I'm asking God not
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: to do this to me today. I'm asking God, not today, Lord,
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: not in here. Part three. This ain't the time for
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: this Lord, stop the swirl from rising Father God, the
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: old God. We have to go to miss Anne's though
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: I will, but Jesus real it is stop this girl coming,
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: all right, Steve, Let's move on to the headlines, please,
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, Miss and True, Thanks Steve, remembering some
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: of those we lost, Edwin Hawkins, you Massaqula, Craig mac
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: Dennis Edwards, Bert Reynolds. So we get connected up with
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: that body. This is ain't gonna be hand lives pulled
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: to winning journalists, less pain, civil rights icons, the Reverend
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: Wyatt T. Walker than the Brown of Brown versus Board
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: of Education, the great South African freedom fighter Winnie Mandela.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: I was one of those who where with the people
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: fighting physically against resume. The founder of Black Liberation theology,
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: Reverend James H. Kohn, Eric Garner's daughter Erica Garner, doctor
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: King advisor Dorothy Cotton, voting rights activist Rosen ll Eaton,
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: victim Yvonne Staples, wrestler Bruno, Sam Martino, Austin Powers, minime
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: Verne Troyer Jackson, Patriot Joe Jackson, beauty shop producer Shelley Garrett,
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  Speaker 1: Superman's movie Lois Lane, Margot Killer Guy, former Miss Universe
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: and first Black Miss Texas, Chelsea Smiths, Garthy Malone of
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: Peyton Place, Rebend, Billy Graham, f Troops, Ken Barry, founder
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: of the Dance Theater of Hallam, Arthur Mitchell, Pulitzer winning
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: playwright and to Jokie Shangall singer, Right and Baseball Hall
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: of Famer, William McCovey, Creative SpongeBob SquarePants, Stephen Hillenberg, cartoon
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: Is stan Lee, Creative Black Panther, The Incredible Hulk and
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: fider Man, Congressman Ronald Delham, he Went, Secretary General Kofia
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: Muskegee Airman, Wilfred Defour, Senator John McCain for Her, President
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: George H. W. Bush, Black industrial designer Charles Harrison, and
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: a few master gets. Others include Michael Jackson, the Mattress
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: of the University, actress and director Penny Marshall of Laverne
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: Shirley and singing Grace Nancy Wilson, guess who I saw
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: to day and up to the same old dreams And
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: Aretha Franklin means to me, this is everybody you're listening
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: here back, just catch up. I'm over this fine girl
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: house stomach toe up, the eight gree old food seventeen
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: should have went home to use the bathroom set in
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: the house, because she's fine. Now I'm in here using
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: the bathroom and all held and broken. I'm in here, neked,
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: sitting on the cart, just my shirt on because I
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: like to shit wide leg I like to be open
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: and free, and I need it because I had to
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: brace myself a couple of times. But she never came
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: in there to not chet. She coming, that's coming in
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: the store. So I get up. I finally get through,
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: but I've noticed that I'm putting more in the bowls
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: and ever be so I'm a little bit concerned with
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: them shier volume. So I flushed the hart as I'm
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: putting my plays back up on me, and I'm waiting
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: to hear that. But I don't hear it. And I
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: look back and let's going in a slow circle. So
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: I go in. I go to my heavely father. Here,
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: father dog, Now Lord, stop this rising time. Wow, somebown,
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: don't let this swirl get up by the top. But
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: he didn't hear me that day. Yeah, I guess it
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: wasn't less. The next thing I know, it's at the
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: very top of the tarlet. Oh my god, and it's
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: about to flow over. So now I don't know what
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: to do. So I look down and it's a trash can.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: So I dipped the trash can down in it, and
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: I got a trash can full of it. Yeah, so
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: I pulled a shower curtain back and throw it in
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: the bath too. When here comes some more. So I
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: had to take another trash can full of it and
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: throw another trash can in the bathtub. And here comes
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: some damn mot So now I realized they call it
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: it's broke. They call it backed up, and it started
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: going back down. I say, I gotta get some water
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: and put it in here. So I started running water
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: in the trash can to pour it down there and
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: make the water go clean. So I finally did that,
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: and I said, thank your Lord. And I looked over
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: and the damn bathtub tripp shower cras trip. I looked up.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: It's on the wall. It's on the wall. Four part four, holdime,
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: this is this is Steve Halls in the bathroom trapped
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: parts folk, coming up right, you're listening here, we are
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: Steve Steve trapped in the bath part folk. Yeah. I
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: then veiled out three buckets trash hands a pure mess.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: Then throw it in the shower. So when I get
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: all of the water back in the toilet where I
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: got it outside in the water clean, I said, okay, cool.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: I look over the damn bathtub is striped. So now
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: I cut these people shower on and I'm washing down
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: the walls, the shower curtain with the shower. The girl
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: comes up to the girl because I've been in here
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: now about forty five minutes time, so she said, you
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: caning down everything fast. She said, it sounds like something
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: wrong in that to get away from the dusk my house.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: So I'm in there. It's just too late. But I
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: noticed they got a candle in the bathroom. I light it.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: I light the candle, start striking matches and running tap
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: water for my mom always told me strike some matches
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: and run some tap water and to help you get
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: rid of older. So I'm in there. But now I'm
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: washing down shower curtains, wall the bathtub, getting up stuff
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: off the floor. Now now you've probably said, Steve, what
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: is you washing it down with? Yeah? What paper tis
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: in now? But that tie rat that I had grabbed
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: when I first sat down and was twisting it. Yeah,
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: they guest house, the pretty ones with the lace in
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: the Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I washed it down.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: That my good towel that is tile is brown because
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: I can't rist it all because the color wasn't when
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: it started that was pink. Is awful. Now it towers
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: is running. I don't wash all the walls down. Everything
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: I'm in that sweatings been on the construction site. I've
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: been in that total about damn near hour. So I
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: pulled fastened my clothes, I look at the bathrooms. I
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: got everything up, but I got this big nasty ass
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: tie and I don't know what to do with it.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: So I take it, put it in the waste paper
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: can that I've been bailing with, and struck all that
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: under the sink. Yeah. I figured this ain't gonna be good.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: No how Yeah, but at least when they come in
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: here they go, this is gonna take a moment, because
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: I know when you're going there, you're gonna have to
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: say what the hid happened? Because I couldn't remember how
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: the shower curtain was and none of that. And now
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: I got I look, I'm telling I got everything off right.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: So I walked down the hallway. She's sitting on the
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: couch with the attitude of cooling did. She look at
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: me and she said, why are you betting that so long?
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: I had a little accident this, She said, Oh my god,
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: look at you. What was it? I didn't realize when
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: I was barely all that mess into the shower it
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: was splashes on my pants below my knee. I ain't
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: had time to look at this because I'm gonna too
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: busy cleaning up their damn house. I looked down. It's
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: just specks, splash marks from finding me down my pants
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: was I looked at huh. She looked at me and
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: she said, oh my god, look at you. What have
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: you been doing. I looked at her and said, you
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: ain't gotta talk to me like that, and walked up
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: the foot snam when he ain't got in my car.
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: Had to ride home with all my wonders that because
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: I spank, I smelled like a sitting in that car
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: and drove home. That girl saw me on the campus
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: next day and all her girlfriend was looking at me.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: I like I had never met her. And that was
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: my save. Harby Wow, trapped Clawton. I'm gonna put some
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: music to that all right, all right, never you tell me.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: Coming up next with the prank phone call. You're listening
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: Staved Morning show coming up at the top of the hour,
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: right about four minutes after today's Strawberry letter. You don't
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: want to miss that. But first, come on, nephew with
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: the frank phone call. Are you limo driver? It's the
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: limo drive, this's the bank job. He is right here,
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: good afternoon. I'm trying to get Cecil. Get this seacil. Hey, Cecil,
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: one of my boys. Game in your number, man, I'm
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: trying to get a car service for the night. Okay, listen,
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: this is my personal number. Do you have the main number? Man?
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: I keep calling the main line, but there ain't nobody answered.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: I had to call that about six seven times. They
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: keep rolling over to it like on to a boys
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: mail or say okay, okay, brother, what's your name? Monday? Tony? Okay, listen, Toner.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: I got a customer in the back. Let me get
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: them happy, can you you got a few moments, let
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: me get the dough forming all hold the phone, all right, okay, cool,
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: all right, thank you have a good Innes all right, tone, yeah,
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: what's up? Yeah? Now, you're saying you called the main
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: line and then you just keep going the boys mail
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: or something like can you call the main line? But
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: you know, I know I'm called a last minute. I'm
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: trying to get a get a car for the night man. Okay,
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: what you need? What listen? We gotta we got to
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: the SUV. We gotta usudan or two. We got a
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: couple of limits, white up black. What you need if
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: I could get a I guess like a black limos
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: ain't be cruel. Okay, we got that. We got that.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: What time where I'm picking you up? What time? What
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: it costs? You know? For an hour? Because all I
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: need is an out where's it's sixty five hours of
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: nov But we only do three hour minimum the first
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: three hours sixty five Okay, okay, okay, see we'll see
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: see all I need is an hour, man really like
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: forty five minutes. So do you think they will work
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: women where you can't get them? So you're dealing with me?
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: Let me see. I'll tell you what I'll do you
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: for one hundred and fifty dollars and I'll take k
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: But now I want you to know I'm gonna let
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: them know everything so I got to have either credit
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: card or receive or something on the K to let
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: them know, because I'm not no quickd brother. I'm gonna
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: let them know everything that I'm doing with that fourth face.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: One faith. You can give you one fifty when you
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: pick me up, that's no problem there. Where am I
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: picking you up? And at what time? All right? I'm
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: at ninety eight Village Drive. Ninety eight Village Drive, okay,
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: when I need twenty? And where am I taking yourself?
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: I'm going downtown on Capital Street, Downtown to Capitol Street,
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: all right? And what time am I picking you up?
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: You could get me like at eleven forty five to
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: night that would be good. Then forty five okay, at
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: forty five minutes two an hour you're gonna need. Then
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: forty five to mexicopecially twelve forty five, twelve thirty four
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: five okay, good that. Um, let me see and downtown
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: Capital what you didn't give me an address? I don't
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: even know the address. I'm going to um to Bank
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: Bank downtown all right? Right? Um? Can I ask you
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: something tony right? Um? Yeah, And I'm trying to get
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: any business. You know, we don't ask questions usually, but
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: a banking knight's gonna be closed. I mean you, you're
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: not going to work because I gotta take you back.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: So you're dropping off to something somebody or something like. No, no,
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: I ain't dropping no, no, but I'm picking something up to.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: What I need you to do is just right here.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go in there, and I'm gonna be in
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: there probably like about fifteen minutes. But when I come out, man,
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: I need you to out a car running and we
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: need to get side of there. Man. You ask me
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: to run you down to a bank at midnight, and
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: you kicking something up at midnight. And I got to
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: be ready to go when you come out, me and
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: my boys when we come out of there, just when
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: when we get it, when we get back in the
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: back of the limo, I need you to I need
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: you to put the pedal down, man, and let's get
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: out of there. Look here, yo, yo, young brother, Well
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: how old you man? I'm twenty four? Yeah, that's what
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: I figured. Look at man, it sounds like you in
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: some kind of shitty I don't do that, brother. That man, Yo,
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: you're a driver. Dog. Your job is to drive. If
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: you pick somebody up. First of all, you ain't gonna
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: be asking nobody where they going, what doing? You're supposed
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: to drive? Let me what I'm telling you he is man,
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: once we come out of the bank, drive try let
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: me stop it. That's why I'm driving it. Working somewhere
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: else driving because I was kicking like you at one time.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: But let me tell you something. But I don't know
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: your business and really don't care at this point in time.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: I'm not doing no crazy like this it. Brother. Let
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: me tell you something, man. What you need to do
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: is get you young into some type of training school
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: or something to find yourself a job. You're gonna go
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: down and the enemy gonna blow your brains out. I
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: ain't really trying to hear all this lay here. What
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to do is pay you this one. I'm
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: fifty you driving me where I'm trying to go because
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: you ain't even back. Brothers, you can't get right now.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: I'm not even know advice. You need to listen to me.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: That's what's wrong with you. Jump now, y'all crazy, get
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: rich right off overnight taking or you need to slow
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: down because they got something you feel me. They gotta
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: hold on hold on, man, hold on what you know?
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: You don't know nothing. You don't know, man, I need
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: to know what, brother, How you gonna be preaching the
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: mate out? Because I've been that man, That's what I'm
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: driving a limo because I've been that, young brother. I'm
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: trying to keep you from going that because you won't
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: like it. Look at Tony, I don't know what to
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: tell you at this point. First of all, I'm not
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: doing it, so you can cut that out. Okay. Now
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking of you and all the other young brothers
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: to do this thumb. You watch too many of the
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: movies or something. Brother, You need to get your great
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: because they got a place for you. So let me
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: tell you something they read Mama thought I ready anything.
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: My Mamma told me they didn't want me to know
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: they cut it out. Do you feel me? They looked
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: at me every night where they wanted to fed me
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: garbage that I had to eat or die. You ain't
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: ready for that, man, You ain't ready for I think
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: he got your land. Your brothers don't know what's going
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: on out here. You got it too easy. See now
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: you're talking about going down. They robbing the bank. You
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: ain't no bank robber. You don't sound like no thud
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: go real a remo. The way you're going, you ain't
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: making nothing because they were blowing your young I wah
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: about their paper. You don't understand that, and you show
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: you ready for no jail because I say one more
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: thing to you that yeah, what is it? All I
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: want to do is tell you it is that I'm
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show and your
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: boy card. They don't got me the frank phone call you.
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: I don't give a who you are. If you around
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: with them folks down town, they're gonna blow you. Man,
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: They're gonna get your hundred years under the jem. Did
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: you did you just hear what I just said? Though?
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: What you said? Something about what my partner? You know?
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: I no, no, no, no, I said, I'm nephew Tommy
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show, your boy the other
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: another driver. Cordelle got me the plink phone call you
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: if he tim oh you mean Steve Harvey on the radio.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: No man, no, no, no, this is are you serious? Man?
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: He's cecil your boy. Cordell got me to pray phone
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: call you, man, I'm gonna get that I'm gonna get
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: that when you lit my fire man, I don't know that.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: I mean my fight moved hawer. He say, be careful,
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: he say, big cecil. He's been he been down there.
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: He didn't done some time in that. Ben't that man?
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: Come down, baby, come down, man. I got one more
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: question to ask you, man, what's the baddest radio show
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: in the land. I want the nephew Tommy. But see
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: if Harvey Morning Show. I got you, baby, me and
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: your boy go there? Got you? Yeah, Well, I'm gonna
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: get here. May man, we meet you, brother. I old
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: you want to That's good. That was good. That was
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: a great tea chinching moment. Yeah the whole man, It
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: ain't in your business, is that? But the bank closed,
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: so you're going down there to the bank, and so
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: what you're going down that you you dropped something off somebody.
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: Now now I'm picking some no no, no, no, no
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: ho ho. Hold on, man, man, it's just crazy problem
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: with your young brother. Hello, get rich quick man, got
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: some man'll blow your brains out about their paper. They
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: wouldn't everything my mama told me. They looked at they
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: read it. Man, they gave it to me. If they
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: didn't get They gave me garbage to eat if I
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: would go. You don't want this trying to tell him
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: so if your job is to drive, stupid Tommy, First
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: of all, I ain't doing it. Let I'm not in
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: this at all. Learn yourself to take a bicycle delivery.
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: Be that was really good licking stamps. All right, more
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: of this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: after this, you're listening to the Steven Show. Time for
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: today's Strawberry Letter. Guys. If you need advice on relationships,
• 52:40
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• 52:43
  Speaker 1: please submit your Strawberry letter to Steve Harvey FM and
• 52:47
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• 52:51
  Speaker 1: you do send it, it's not a guarantee any word
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: and try. We could read your letter like we're gonna
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: read this one today. Tommy, you ready buckle up, hold
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: on tight. We got it for you himanes the Strawberry
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: LETTA subject can't keep this secret much longer. Dear Stephen, Shirley,
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: my fiance and I met in college and we've been
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: together for three years. She is perfect in every way.
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: She has the luks a great job and when it
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: comes to the bedroom, she is on fire. But anyway,
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: here is the problem. Last weekend, I took her to
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: our usual breakfast spot and we started talking about the
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: wedding and our guest list. I have met her mom,
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: dad's siblings and grandparents, and she's met my immediate family
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: as well. As we talked more in depth about our relatives.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: I told her about the small city where my family
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: was from, and she said that her family was from
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: there too. I told her my dad was a huge
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: has a huge family and they all lived near the river.
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: She said that her mom's family lives near that same river.
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: At that point, we both had strange looks on our faces.
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: Intrigued by these unique scumstances, my fiance called her grandmother
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: and asked her if she knew my family. When her
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: grandmother replied, yes, we're all related, our moths dropped open.
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: She told us that everyone that lives on either side
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: of that river is related. Since then, we've done more
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: research and we found out that we are, in fact cousins.
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: I cannot believe that I've been sleeping with my cousins.
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: We are not sure what we should do. We are
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: in love and plan to get married. I don't want
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: to lose her, but I'm afraid to continue the relationship,
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: especially when our families find out her grandmother is bound
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: to tell our secrets sooner or later. We need some advice.
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: What should we do? Wow? God, John, Yeah, this is
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: something right here. I mean, as far as I know,
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: you can't marry your cousin. You didn't say if you
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: guys were first cousins. I think in some countries like
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: England and stuff like that. I think long ago they
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: you know, in the monarchy and stuff like that, they
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: wanted to keep the bloodline going, so sometimes they would
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: marry their cousins and stuff. But you're not over there. Clearly,
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: some states over here, as I understand it, I look
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: this up, they do have laws where you can marry
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: your cousin. So I don't know, I've never heard of this.
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: I know before long ago, like when my mom got married,
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: they used to give you blood tests and things like
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: that to see if you were related. But now when
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: you get married, you don't have to do blood tests.
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: So this right here, I couldn't do it at once
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: I found out it would be it would be hard
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: for me. But you're in love and you plan to
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: get married. You don't want to lose her, and you're
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: afraid to continue the relationship. But remember that look that
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: you had on your face when you found out. Are
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: you going to be able to go on with this
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: marriage knowing that you're married to your cousin? You know
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: when you have kids? That's something to consider? Is this
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: is well above my pay grade here? I'm gonna just
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: be honest with you. I personally would have to back
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: out once I found out that it was in fact
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: my cousin Steve. Well, it ain't above my pay grade.
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: I can tell you that right now. As a matter
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: of fact, let's damn that rivel. Yeah, let's just gonna
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: get to this hill. You don't fell in love obviously
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: the girl of your dreams now y'all lived. I was
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: at this breakfast place, playing in your wed I just
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: can't believe that it took y'all three years to start
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: talking about where y'all from. That's just sort of crazy
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: to me. Now you've each met each other's all immediate family,
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: but y'all started talking about this rivel. And that's why
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: I say the subject of this letter ought to be
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: came keep this secret much longer. Oh damn that river.
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: I like how the subject is, can't keep this secret
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: much longer. Oh damn that river, because that damn river
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: that messed up the plans. You got to talking more
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: in debt about your relatives. I told her from a
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: small city where my family is from. Her family, from
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: a small city. Told her my dad had a huge family.
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: She said, her mama got a huge family. She said
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: her mom family lived near the river. I said, damn,
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: my dad and family lived near the river. Then you
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: got that strange look on your face. Then when you
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: know something wrong right here, you intrigued by these unique circumstances.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: She called her grandmama, asked her grandmama, and the grandma replied, yeah,
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: we are related. Everybody on that river is related. That river,
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: big mama knows and quit talking to her. Old an,
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: we all related to everybody on each side of that river. Well,
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: if everybody on each side of the river is related,
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: how all and people get on each side of the river.
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: Some cousins don't met before. You ain't the first one,
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: y'all in love, what you need to do is find
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: out how far down the line this cousin thing goes
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: the river because like Shirley say, she didn't, she didn't
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: researched it. I don't research stuff like this because I
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: don't really give damn what y'all do, so so I
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: don't give damn what you do. All I know is
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: damn that river. Now listen, if I was you, I
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: would get a DNA test so you can see how
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: closely it is. Secondly, you're in love. You ain't gonna
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: stop loving Hu. You ain't gonna stop seeing Hu. I
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: don't know how you can. I don't know how this happened.
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: I don't know if it's meant to be. But hear
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: what you can't do. I'm gonna come back and share
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: this information. I'm gonna tell you reasons why you can't
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: have a wedding and have all their asses. That's why, man,
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: you can't have a wedding, and that the ass hill. See,
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: if it's so many states in the US that allow
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: cousins to get married, it's unbelievable. Yeah, and I think
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: I understand that if it's so far down the line,
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: it may not be nothing that can happen. But there's
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: one damn show way to find out if you should
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: have gotten married or not cause that baby got to
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: consider that. Yeah, he could be different too. Of Steve's
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: response coming up, he could be standing on the bridge
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: and be looking at both sides of the river at
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: the same time. We'll be back in twenty three after
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: the hour. The subjects can't keep the secret much longer,
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: or Steve, damn that river right after this you're listening
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: to show. All right, Steve, come on, we're back. Let's
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: recap this letter. The subject can't keep the secret much longer.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: Or this couple been in love. They're so in love.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: They've been dating three years. They decided to get married.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: They're sitting down at the breakfast place. They're going over
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: the list, trying to figure out what they're gonna do,
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: who they're gonna invite. She started talking about her grandmama,
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: her down there, had a big family, lived on the river.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: He said, his daddy had a big family. His daddy
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: lived people lived on everybody river too, And then that
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: same small city, same damn river. She called big Mama.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: Big Mama said, yeah, all us, it's related to everybody
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: on east side of that river. What you call hold
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: as far should have messed up everything. Now you're sitting
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: up in here, Big talking to Big Mama. Probably don't
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: forgot half of it. You. First of all, you need
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: to check Big Mama out. If she got you know,
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: she you know something where she lost it. She ain't
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: quite what she was. She might not have all her
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: facts together. But how the hell? Everybody on both sides
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: of the river, it's related. The latter subject is, I
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: can't keep this secret much longer. Oh damn that river. Yeah,
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: that's we're all related. Our mouths dropped open. She told
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: us that everybody that lives on either side of that
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: river is related. Since then, we've done more researcher. We
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: found out that we are, in fact cousins. I cannot
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: believe that I've been sleeping with my cousins. We're not
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: sure what we should do. Were in love and playing
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: to getting married. I don't want lose, but I'm afraid
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: to continue the relationship, especially when our family find out
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: we're talking today. Is you talking to the damn them
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: people down at that river? Their family, Steve, don't give
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: a damn. You ain't gonna gonna live down there. You're
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: left a little rage dass city. It's down that by
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: the river, down by the river, side, down by the
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: river side, down by the river side. I'm going to
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: lay down with my cousins down by the river side.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: We gonna find mold love. Now, now listen to me,
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: seeing I'm gonna down by the river side, down by
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: the river side, find love like the river side. That
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: in love with the river side. I don't sat by
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: when I didn't lay down from the side of the
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: river side. Flor Dean, Now here's what you could do.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: You could Elope. Don't tell your family. But y'all seem
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: like good people. So here's a deal. They gonna find
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: out the first worried out of old black people. You
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: just nash. That's coming. That's coming. You're just nash. So
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: now we're about to do a re enactment. Okay, I'm
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: gonna beat the grandmother. Okay, Jay, you're gonna be which
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: one on coming to the mama to find out about it. Okay,
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: I'll be um. I gotta be a woman. Yes, I'll
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: be your aunt and an aunt that's related to the grandmama. Okay,
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: come on, you heard what happened then, you mean about
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: Rodney Neil. Yeah, oh my god, if that's not the
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: nashest thing I ever heard in my tire bone days
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: on this y child, Ain't it dough? Just nash straight nash.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: It just does something to my spirit. Even hear about
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: it and discuss it with you, do something my stomach.
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  Speaker 1: It might it make me? You know, it makes my
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  Speaker 1: inside turn inside out just sitting here. You know you
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  Speaker 1: know what it did to me, Clara, what did you know?
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  Speaker 1: It felt like buttermeal? Oh my god, you know what
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  Speaker 1: it did to me. It gave me gass. I had
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  Speaker 1: so much gass inside me when I heard that thing.
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  Speaker 1: Oh but you know what thought to tell you the truth?
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  Speaker 1: Uh huh. I can understand what happened to them, cheerless.
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  Speaker 1: Why is that she just liked the rest of her?
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  Speaker 1: Uh huh. That onion must have just been jumping. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and that boy, we're looking at that onion on that
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  Speaker 1: girl and went forward. I'm just gonna say that right
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: here and put it out there. And it ain't got
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  Speaker 1: nothing to do with the fact that they covered that.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: The kid's gonna look funny. Rody is funny looking already.
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  Speaker 1: I mean that blessed hard he's sweetter person in the
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: world doing anything for you, but he kill you at
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: the Bible say tender eye he were getting you know what,
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  Speaker 1: you know this might be able to pass along then,
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  Speaker 1: you know, because if you're looking already looking confused, you know,
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  Speaker 1: having children, because you know the baby if they has
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: a baby, uh huh. Somebody says that the baby the
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  Speaker 1: first thing that they're gonna notice about the baby when
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  Speaker 1: the baby get his See if the baby had walleye
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  Speaker 1: wale walle eyes when he looking straight but one of
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  Speaker 1: his asses looking at the wall, one of them just
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  Speaker 1: shoot off and just be on his own, just be looking.
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  Speaker 1: But you know, when you see them together, you had
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  Speaker 1: to say that they is in love. They look cute,
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  Speaker 1: and they makes a cute couple. I was not used
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: the wood cute because she a little funny looking too.
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  Speaker 1: That I'm just saying, well, now if you want to
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  Speaker 1: know the truth, Claire, Okay, here we go. Now the
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  Speaker 1: reason both of them looks strange, it's caused you know
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  Speaker 1: his uncle Harold uh and hub aunt uh Debbie. You
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  Speaker 1: know they stayed across the river from each other too.
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  Speaker 1: I know it, I know it. I know it was
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  Speaker 1: something and they said they also say there's something in
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  Speaker 1: that river water to make them look that they looking
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  Speaker 1: to do with the river water you show ain't got
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  Speaker 1: nothing to do with it them chromis zones. All right,
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  Speaker 1: Miss Clara and a big mama. We gotta go, all right?
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  Speaker 1: Email us or instagram us your thoughts on today's Strawberry
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  Speaker 1: letter at Steve the Baby, don't look too crazy you're
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: listening to Well, it's time for something funny and Jay.
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  Speaker 1: This is about the stuff you say to your neighbors
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  Speaker 1: under your breath. Please explain. This has to do when
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  Speaker 1: we see our neighbors all the time. We're not that
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  Speaker 1: fond of them sometimes so we speak, But under our
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  Speaker 1: breath was saying little things little, a little and so thing,
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  Speaker 1: thing like hey, hiding y'all, keep keeping keeping it? One
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  Speaker 1: hundred you got one jack ja. I just want oh,
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  Speaker 1: how are you doing? My man? Need some curtains? How
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: you doing? Franklin's good to see it. Hope the boys
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: stay home this time. It takes vacations. Let's see us time.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, nephew Perkins, how are you good? Good? I
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: should do something that damn boat restrict I done the skinned,
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  Speaker 1: Hey ain't done? Across the street up smelling damn damn kill.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: How you guys doing the jake too? Stupid ass kids kid.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: Stuff we say to our neighbors under got to be sick.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: Come on, Smith's good to see it all right now,
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't be pushing my MoMA deam. She got to
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: do something. Three people, Hey, Bob, how are you good? Good?
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  Speaker 1: She can stop your fat air's wife from swimming naked
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: on probably the hell out my dog mist and night going. Yeah,
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: how you got folk clows on block and don't know no?
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: Four cards? Heave yard is a mess. Stuff we say
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: to our neighbors under our breath. Come on here, well us,
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  Speaker 1: old boy, I see you have a good with the game.
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  Speaker 1: So glad old he cut my grass, he killed my flowers.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: He spoke to me and cut my grass. Wow, that's bad.
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  Speaker 1: That's dragon right hey, Johnson's It's good to see y'all.
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  Speaker 1: All right now man, now now we're good. We good
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  Speaker 1: right now. I know a baby when to eat paper.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: I know that baby eat paper. You gotta tell me
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  Speaker 1: no more. I know that baby eats piper. Baby, he's smart.
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  Speaker 1: Now you gotta bring them up now we good. Birthday
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  Speaker 1: part stuff we say to our neighbors under our breath.
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  Speaker 1: Tommy go Leonard, Hey, nice day to day. Good, good,
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  Speaker 1: wasn't good last night. Damn police, you called him. Stuff
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  Speaker 1: we say to our neighbors under our breath, he thought Herman,
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  Speaker 1: how y'all doing so? Tell me, y'all put your mom
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  Speaker 1: in a hole? Yeah, black people don't do that. Hey,
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: mister Mitchell, what's going on? Yeah, I'm good. You don't
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: see that dog do in your yard? You just don't
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: see stuff. We say to our neighbors under our breath.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: We stop curtains. Hey, cations going on? All right now,
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  Speaker 1: ain't the end of that? Damn l he ain't killing
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: that way too much? No, I don't even know how
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: they touched both they stumped. All right, now, I'm good man,
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: Come on, nephew. Stuff, we say to our neighbors under
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  Speaker 1: our breath. Kindly, kindly, y'all looking good, looking, real good.
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  Speaker 1: You come over with this lying though. You come over.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you that you know what. Damn you, you
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: know it. You know you know your damn star for
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: that property. Line means something. Its invisible, but it means something.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: You know what. They're lying man, that's my line. All right.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: I think we have time for two more Jay and
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: then Steve close it out. Stuff we say to our
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: neighbors under our breath. Let's go ya Hey, Hey, what's going. Yeah,
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: I'm good, I'm good. I'm good. I'm who that night
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  Speaker 1: got into the fun? You do it? Yeah? Okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: come on, Steave, close it out stuff, We stay the
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  Speaker 1: right syne. Hey, you could invite me over to the
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: Little Stinks barbe and everything. All right, more of this
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: crazy ignorant show Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this,
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right. So, uh,
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: I see we have here little mean things. Yeah, I
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: know it's me. That is all me. Oh, this is
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: all you, This is all me. I have been dubbed
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: the meanest person here. You're not really a mean person?
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: Is hell? Oh? Bit of yeah this grunt? Yeah, very god,
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: I take all that. Yeah. So what this little things
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: that give me enlightenment? A little mean things that I
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: like to do? You actually do? Yeah? Yeah? Look like okay,
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: if I see somebody's dog using like using outside, I
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: like to hunk the horn real loud and the light
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  Speaker 1: right in the middle, just make him. Does that gives
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: me enjoyment? Yeah? Like, if I see somebody running for
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: the elevator, I'm on the elevator and the holiday I'm coming.
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  Speaker 1: I act like I'm holding the door, but I go
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: through the mood. You can make it. Come on, man,
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: come on, act like you look. Yeah, I didn't stop
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: pushing that button. And then when that dope close, I
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: love it. I'm sending it back. I'm back down, don't
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: right back down. And if I see somebody in the store,
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: his wife or his girlfriend, oh my god, just so
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: much like when they're not looking, put condoms and loot
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: in the basket. When they down, you put me like
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: that chick. See that look on much? Oh my god,
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: when I see little ottle ladies crossing the street, but
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: with the walk up, just that we didn't get right
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: in front of the just hit the gag, hit that gas.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: You wut your foot on the brake, right that rabbing
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: straight up, Baby's I'm not yet. I don't mind taking
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  Speaker 1: your pocket space. I don't mind. If I see you waiting,
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get up in there. I don't know you
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: was waiting. You gonna work out for you? Oh A
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  Speaker 1: lot of do a lot of go to a restaurant.
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  Speaker 1: In the restaurant I go to in my birthday, get
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: that chirday you know, but you gotta say low, you
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  Speaker 1: know it? What a lot of saying take you. If
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  Speaker 1: I'm in church right and you got your baby face
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  Speaker 1: to me, I'm gonna make him cry. Parents. Turnaround that
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  Speaker 1: one right, you're going in the ladies and these ladies
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  Speaker 1: stories right in the biggest the big shops, and you
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  Speaker 1: switch the sizes, right, you put size six on the
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  Speaker 1: fourteen so she thinks she got on the sand coming down.
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  Speaker 1: It's coming out right, just the last one right here, on,
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  Speaker 1: just the last one, hitchhickers. Oh my god, that's the
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: best to the best, because you know they've been out
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  Speaker 1: there for a while. You stopped by two flocks up
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  Speaker 1: and you had to where you got what come on?
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  Speaker 1: I'm going that? Well? Didn't you drive your heads just
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  Speaker 1: to watch him in the room with that look? Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, is so hard. I know people still here
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  Speaker 1: right that do That was the best when you broke
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  Speaker 1: down right and you see it on his tape, you
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  Speaker 1: hit that but and it up. You want lock on
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  Speaker 1: this nobody going down? Man. My favorite got to be
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: the old lady on that wall. He come right right
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  Speaker 1: in front of the didn't they turn and crut you
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  Speaker 1: out because they can't do that, just Ross. I know, man,
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  Speaker 1: you put them columns in that bast on puttin getting
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: trying to figure out which one of y'all? Right, who
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: this who? You got this proud of yourself? You got
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: another one? Come all right, I go to move theater right, okay,
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: wait to get crowded. Yeah, we all love movies. In
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  Speaker 1: the middle, right in the middle, middle seat, right in
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: middle seat, right through the whole movie. Excuse me coming through,
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: gotta pick you go back in the eu me come still,
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: head too much shoulder? Hey, how a time in between
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: you when you're leaving, when you call right right right
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: when podcast you gotta pell I'm gonna had so much soda,
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: these little things with a couple of parties, and this
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: this dude, fat dude kept getting the boy told him say, man,
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: come by here one more. Alright, alright, coming up. One
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  Speaker 1: of her favorite segments, the ignorance does not stop on
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: this show. Coming up next. You're listening show, all right, Stephen, Jay,
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: you guys go back, We go back so far, so far,
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: I mean crazy stories. It was never cable. We had
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: a TV. Stephen always tell me about how he's sold insurance,
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: and I think I'm gonna let you finish it. But
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: the story he told about how he was going to
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: sell insurance to these people. Drove way out somewhere late
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: at night, way out and a couple go ahead. That
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: was old. Wait a minute, they was old, and I
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: dried web me it was dog where they lived. I'm sleeping.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: And I get out there and the lady was real
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: nice man, and she wint got me some tea, and
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: I was taking a couple of SIPs to the tea
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: and they were sitting there and I, you know, the
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: one of them had to hear the age, so I
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: had to speak a little loud, and you know, when
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: you're tied, that takes more energy. And I'm just talking
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: about this policy. The guy got up and went somewhere
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: and came back, and that stopped my momentum. So when
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: he came back and he sat out, I was damned
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: near goal. And I looked at him and I was
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: sitting there, man, and I said, yeah, coming wealth. The
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: couple was still sitting there. That baby was. I don't know, man,
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: I have no idea how long I was sleeping, but
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: the old white people was just sitting there looking at me.
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  Speaker 1: I can't go, And when I owed my eyes, I
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: did not know who them to white people? Oh my god,
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: I didn't know. I said, it's just a hot Do
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: they have me? They got a crazy son with an
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: as somewhere. Man. I got to look around and lady
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: said you she are tired, mister. Oh my god, man,
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: I said the man. The only thing that cluded me
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: was I looked back down at my paperwork and it
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: said Commonwealth Insurance. Let me know you an insurance agent.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: Because I thought it was a hostage situation. Hasn't many
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: white phoones them got me outs? Man, I ain't got
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 1: no cell phone, you know, weren't no cell phones or nothing.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: No man, wow, job job. And they looked just like
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: the white people on that on that conflict box, remember
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: oh Ma and Paul Kettle they had to pitch funk
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: Head and wy Frank Glass and look like he'll kill you.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, but he's weaken people. But they looked
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: like they were real strong too, though. Man. Man, I
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: woke up. Man, I'm telling you, I swear to god,
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: I woke up. I did not know who them two
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 1: people was. So how'd you get out for that? How
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: was time to go? Now? Time I'm assuming they didn't
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: buy no hell know didn't. Dude, Come tell me where
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 1: you need to come back when you can stay awake,
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: young man, I am I driving back out here. Y'all
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 1: gonna be unsure. Damn man, anybody gonna have y'all die
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: to night. And I'm not gonna know you were destined
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 1: to do what you're doing. I heard him. Yeah, you show,
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: I show ain't gonna bring out no policy check out here.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Morning Show. All right? Uh Steve j.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 1: Anthony Brown is here to murder another hit. Well you
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: got something for me? Well, this is how you were
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 1: feeling last week. It's y'all one. You were feeling mighty
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 1: bad last week. What did you bringing up last week?
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 1: This is what it sounds like when pimps cry, Jay,
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: you're from Columbia, South Carola. Uh huh, you gotta college day?
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: And guess what they named me? And the game cocks? Man?
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 1: Who want to be that? You know? Then? I didn't
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 1: even him talk right there? Somebody come on me and
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: somebody you a game cock with the fight? Putt a
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 1: little something together for you, man, I hold you like it?
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 1: Man it out? Yeah, No, don't man, thank you so much,
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 1: pimping your pain and a pitch of the kick of
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 1: miss snatic just sweat from Gass covering to him. You
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: knew he's starling and praying and he won't miss even
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 1: if you can. Let's go. Carter ain't tied Cleveland win
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 1: soon then the tacame miss serious still do fell on
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 1: my seat. Now I'm feeling you just leave us hanging.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 1: How can you miss that field? Though? So the fans
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 1: are demanding because then I'd losing the s is getting
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 1: no nation to drive another one. That won't joke. That's
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 1: don't lie, Leland. We know what you surpie, but this
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 1: is what it sounds like when scribing I'm so hurt man,
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 1: Damn Brown shack classic j Anthony Brown. That was real good.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: Sound like him cry that cry pimping. I don't know
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 1: if he's you know, cran ain't got to hear. All right,
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 1: We're coming back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, this is our last break
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 1: of the day. Steve's closing remarks, you don't want to
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 1: miss it. It's been a good day. We'll be back
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 1: at forty nine after the hour. Right after this. You're
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 1: listening to the show. All right, Steve, here we are
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 1: last break of the day, and does Steve give us
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 1: something uplifting in your closing remarks? Okay, just over the weekend,
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 1: I just want to remind some people of some things. Uh. Look,
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 1: I know when you're chasing your dreams that it gets
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 1: a little hard for you sometimes. I am fully aware
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 1: of that. I know sometimes when you're chasing them dreams,
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 1: it gets daunting. I know you get disappointed. I know,
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 1: I know really man, that you become impatient because you're
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 1: going like, wow, man, it don't seem like nothing's happening.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just saying that to hanging there. I'm
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 1: just trying to encourage you. You know, the one thing
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 1: in order to make your dreams come true, you can
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 1: never quit. If you quit one hundred percent, I can
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 1: promise you your dreams won't come true if you quit.
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 1: So you got to persevere. You've got to be persistent.
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 1: You're gonna have to realize that you're gonna be faced
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 1: with the challenges, the disappointments, hardships, setbacks. It's a part
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 1: of the life. It's part of life, but it's part
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 1: of the game of success. What the devil does, though,
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 1: he has a masterful trick. In this moment of disappointment, setbacks, hurt,
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 1: and impatience, he has an amazing trick. He starts playing
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 1: with your mind. Maybe it ain't meant to be here,
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 1: going real? When he playing it, you know it probably
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 1: ain't God's will. Oh, you gotta be careful of that,
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  Speaker 1: and be careful of people who always tell you it
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  Speaker 1: may not be God's will. How do they know what
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  Speaker 1: God's will is for you? Be very careful of people
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  Speaker 1: who always come to you with that, never a word
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  Speaker 1: of encouragement, never a word to say, hey, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I'm pulling for you, none of that. You know, if
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  Speaker 1: be literally people who say, you know, it may not
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  Speaker 1: be for you, Maybe it's not for you. How do
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  Speaker 1: they know this? How do they know this? If you
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  Speaker 1: bet on that happening, if you've seen it in your
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  Speaker 1: imagination over and over and over, if you're thoroughly convinced
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  Speaker 1: that this is for you, and if you gifted at it,
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  Speaker 1: stop listening to these people. Stop listening to these people.
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever heard somebody you know what could be?
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  Speaker 1: Maybe you thinking to be Are you kidding me? Maybe
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  Speaker 1: it's not your time, maybe it ain't the lord's will.
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  Speaker 1: When a person always comes to you with that and
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  Speaker 1: never has words of encouragement, you have shared your dream
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  Speaker 1: with the worst person you can possibly share your dream with.
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  Speaker 1: If you want to kill a big dream, share it
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  Speaker 1: with a small minded person. Oh my god, they are
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  Speaker 1: experts at hog come. Why not what faults high as
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  Speaker 1: supposed to work out? Small minded people only tell you
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  Speaker 1: why something won't work. Have you noticed that everybody? Do
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  Speaker 1: you have somebody in your life man that every time
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  Speaker 1: you talk to them, they got something negative? Say? You
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  Speaker 1: know that? You know? Have you ever heard anybody say
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  Speaker 1: to them to the you know what? You've really put
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  Speaker 1: enough into this? Have you ever heard that you've really
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  Speaker 1: put enough into this? Hold on, wait a minute, man,
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  Speaker 1: do you realize that in order to become successful that
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  Speaker 1: you have to pour your all in all into something?
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  Speaker 1: All in all means all you got and all some
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  Speaker 1: mote when you when you when something says you have
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  Speaker 1: to give you'all all in all that means you have
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  Speaker 1: to give your all, which is everything you have, and
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  Speaker 1: then you have to find some moe to throw at it.
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  Speaker 1: That's what all in all means that's given it all
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  Speaker 1: and all, so you gotta throw everything you have at it,
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  Speaker 1: and then you gotta throw some more at it. My
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  Speaker 1: father used to take this, tell me this all the time,
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  Speaker 1: and I did not understand until I got older. He
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  Speaker 1: used to always say to me. He said, son, when
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  Speaker 1: you think you can't do no more, do some more.
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  Speaker 1: And I actually be looking at my father, go, man,
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  Speaker 1: this is dude crazy. Didn't he didn't he hear me
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  Speaker 1: just say how tired I am? Didn't my father just
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  Speaker 1: hear me say I can't do no more? He looked
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  Speaker 1: dead at me and say, son, when you feel like
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  Speaker 1: you can't do no more, do some more. I bet
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  Speaker 1: you can't. And you know what, he was right. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't get it until I grew up, and I started
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  Speaker 1: thinking about giving up or quitting or walking away. And
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  Speaker 1: I found myself just hanging in there, because you know what,
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  Speaker 1: when you think you've done everything you could do and
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  Speaker 1: you can't do no more, do like my daddy, slip
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  Speaker 1: Car said, just do some more. When you want to
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  Speaker 1: be successful, you're gonna have to give your all in all.
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  Speaker 1: So that means you gotta put all you have into it.
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  Speaker 1: And when you can put all you got into something,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta find some more and throw that at it too.
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  Speaker 1: That's it. If you can do that, If you can
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  Speaker 1: do that, that's the end of a very famous poem
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  Speaker 1: I learned while pledging. Call If if you can fulfill
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  Speaker 1: the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance, run,
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  Speaker 1: the earth is yours and everything that's in it, and
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  Speaker 1: which is more, you will be a man, my son.
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  Speaker 1: The key to that is, if you can fulfill the
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  Speaker 1: unforgiving minute, then unforgiving minute means it just keeps on ticket.
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  Speaker 1: But if you can fill it with sixty seconds worth
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  Speaker 1: of distance, run, that means the whole time you and
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  Speaker 1: there you hauling, the earth is yours and everything that's
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  Speaker 1: in it, and which is more, You'll be a man
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