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Junior's Bragging Rights Have a Great Weekend - 12.08.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: moneing everybody. You're listening to the voice, come on dig
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  Speaker 1: this one today. I want to share with you. Uh's
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  Speaker 1: for all of us. It's for all of us. Uh.
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  Speaker 1: And here it is. There is a solution to all
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  Speaker 1: of your problems in situations. There is a solution to
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  Speaker 1: all of your problems and situations. If you are feeling this,
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  Speaker 1: are you feeling desperate about something and anxious about it?
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  Speaker 1: Are you feeling uncertain about anything? Are you at a
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  Speaker 1: loss for words? Are you is your direction unclear? How
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  Speaker 1: about that? If you can't find your purpose, that's a
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  Speaker 1: good one that stops a lot of people. If you
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  Speaker 1: don't know what your next move is, that's to go.
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  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't care what it is. If if
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  Speaker 1: if the relationship you're in it's all wrong and you
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  Speaker 1: don't know how to get out of it. It doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 1: There is a solution to all your problems and situations.
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  Speaker 1: And that solution without trying to sound like I've been
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  Speaker 1: knowing this my whole life, because I haven't. That solution
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  Speaker 1: to all your problems. That way to make all your
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  Speaker 1: dreams come true, the way around a lot of this
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  Speaker 1: and to the weakness that you feel at times, it's prayer, prayer,
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  Speaker 1: a connection with your creator. Could that be the thing
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  Speaker 1: that's missing in your life. I'm just asking because whenever
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  Speaker 1: I get a little bit off track, all I gotta
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  Speaker 1: do is think just a moment, Steve, have you been
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  Speaker 1: have you been praying? Man? Have you been connecting with
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  Speaker 1: your creative? I know you're busy, man, I know you're busy,
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  Speaker 1: and I know at the end of the day you're done.
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  Speaker 1: You're done, and sometimes crawling into bed is all you
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  Speaker 1: can manage to do. I've said this, it happened to
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  Speaker 1: me last night. Again. I did all of this, but
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  Speaker 1: when I look and when I see things not moving,
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  Speaker 1: or I don't feel like things are going in the
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  Speaker 1: right direction, or I have a sense of being stagnant,
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  Speaker 1: all I got to do is retrace it. Because I'm working.
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  Speaker 1: There's no doubt about that. I'm working. But I'm a
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  Speaker 1: staying connected. Am I using that weapon that's available to
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  Speaker 1: all of us? And I pray? And the answer is
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  Speaker 1: usually no. That's so I know. Okay, okay, man, I'm
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  Speaker 1: I'm getting off track hill because see, let me tell
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  Speaker 1: you something, man. The reason the reason I constantly talk
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  Speaker 1: to God is because life constantly changes. People who said
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  Speaker 1: they was going to do something for you one day
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  Speaker 1: have changed their mind the next. Somebody you thought was
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  Speaker 1: gonna show up that day called in late, had an
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  Speaker 1: accident and couldn't make it. That changes the parameters of everything.
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  Speaker 1: The meeting you had set up that had to be
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  Speaker 1: canceled because somebody was ill. That changes the parameters the
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  Speaker 1: time frame of everything. Because it's all connected. So if
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  Speaker 1: I don't stay in constant prayer and stay connected to
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  Speaker 1: the creative when these things happen, I'm not put in
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  Speaker 1: my bid. I'm not talked to him about how to
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  Speaker 1: handle it. Oh, I'm just not aware of it and
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  Speaker 1: what to do next. And the next thing you know,
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  Speaker 1: it becomes a little stagnant. That has happened to me.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta get back because prayer is the solution to
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  Speaker 1: all of my problems and situations. I have found that
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  Speaker 1: to be the case now. The only reason I'm telling
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  Speaker 1: it to you is because I know if you anything
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  Speaker 1: like me, slash human being, then there are times that
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  Speaker 1: you feel anxious. There's moments of desperation. You have moments
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  Speaker 1: of uncertainty. There are times when you feel like you've
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  Speaker 1: lost your way, or your direction is unclear, or you
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  Speaker 1: or your purpose is a little blurred. You're not shooing anymore,
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  Speaker 1: or you don't know what your next movie is, or
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  Speaker 1: the relationship you in or the relationships you're dabbling in.
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  Speaker 1: They're just all wrong for you. Man, there is a
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  Speaker 1: solution to all your problems and situations, and it's prayer.
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  Speaker 1: If you're suffering from any of the things I just listed,
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  Speaker 1: or any other thing you could think of, just check
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  Speaker 1: your prayer. What has your prayer been lately about it?
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  Speaker 1: And this is for everybody. I often find when I
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  Speaker 1: get that disconnection, man, my my prayer and slipped off,
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  Speaker 1: I started feeling a little bit less, so I gotta
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  Speaker 1: jump back on it. I'm just offering you a solution
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  Speaker 1: to it, man, and and and and and and I'm
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  Speaker 1: giving you a solution that works one of the thousand
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  Speaker 1: percent for show. See, I ain't guessing at this one.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you what has happened in my life, how
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  Speaker 1: I did it, and it'll do for you. God has
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  Speaker 1: filled with mercy and grace. He knows we all messed up.
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  Speaker 1: He knows all of us have done some jacked up
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  Speaker 1: things that don't nobody know about. He know all about
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  Speaker 1: our past. Man, he know all of that. But he
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  Speaker 1: is so full of grace and mercy, so full of
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  Speaker 1: fifty fifth chances. But you know the thing about your
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  Speaker 1: life though, and the thing I had to come to
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  Speaker 1: terms with, and the reason I don't let my my
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  Speaker 1: of the reason I don't let my past bury me.
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  Speaker 1: The reason I don't let my past define me is
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  Speaker 1: because my past I found out or just the ingredients
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  Speaker 1: needed for me to make this cake I'm eating now.
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  Speaker 1: My past is just my ingredients. See you, you don't
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  Speaker 1: get rid of your past. They they ain't gont know
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  Speaker 1: where they are the ingredients. But when you put them
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  Speaker 1: with something else, they look better, they taste better, it
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  Speaker 1: is better. All of our past are just the ingredients
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  Speaker 1: that have become the cake we eating now. Now, if
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  Speaker 1: you don't like the way your cake taste, then you
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  Speaker 1: gotta start putting some other ingredients in there. Just because
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  Speaker 1: you started off and your cake was messed up, don't
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  Speaker 1: mean you can't straighten out the flavor of your cake.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta put some different ingredients in there. So let's
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  Speaker 1: say your cake is trifling tasted, it's better. Your cake
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  Speaker 1: is better. Well, you got to dilute the bitterness. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta put some more goodness in there. So you gotta
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  Speaker 1: put some goodness ingredients to to take away the taste
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  Speaker 1: of the bitterness. So you gotta put some different ingredients
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  Speaker 1: in there. You gotta start living your life a little
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  Speaker 1: more kindly, a little more thoughtful, a little more sharing,
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  Speaker 1: a little more caring. And then after a while, man,
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  Speaker 1: those new ingredients combined with that bitter it starts overshadowing
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  Speaker 1: the bitter taste because the bitter taste is further behind you. Now,
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  Speaker 1: see something that happened to you twelve fifteen, thirty sixteen
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  Speaker 1: years ago, ain't got to be the flavor that's in
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  Speaker 1: your mouth now less you let it be. It's the ingredients. Man,
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  Speaker 1: if you're sicking away your cake tasting, change your ingredients.
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  Speaker 1: Put some melsing your cake mix so you can get
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  Speaker 1: a better taste. If you don't like the way your
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  Speaker 1: life taste. Pray, Prayer changes things. I'm telling you. I've
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  Speaker 1: been here my mama saying for years, boy, prayer changes things.
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  Speaker 1: Do you hear me? Prayer changes things? Don't my mama?
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  Speaker 1: You said to me all the time. I said to
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  Speaker 1: my TV artist, is when they come see me on
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  Speaker 1: the talk show, before I walk on stage, I tell
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  Speaker 1: them these words, my mother said. I said, my mother
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  Speaker 1: used to always tell me this, and it's bailed me out,
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  Speaker 1: and it might do the same thing for you. I said,
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  Speaker 1: whatever I get in trouble, I hear her words. She says, son,
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  Speaker 1: don't forget to pray, don't be ashamed to pray, and
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  Speaker 1: don't be too proud to pray, because prayer, prayer changes things,
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  Speaker 1: and you better believe something it one hundred percent showed
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  Speaker 1: do to morning show ladies, gentlemen, boys and girls, We're back.
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  Speaker 1: We're back, We're back, and we got this fool here now,
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  Speaker 1: and the fool is with us. I fought first of
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  Speaker 1: all before we begin with all of this, that I
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  Speaker 1: know it's coming. Yeah, okay, I just wanted to say again, okay,
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  Speaker 1: we all please keep in mind the fires are still raging.
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  Speaker 1: Winds are very very high. Uh you know, they've only
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  Speaker 1: contained last reports was five percent of it. It's out
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  Speaker 1: of control out here, man, And so y'all, everybody be
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  Speaker 1: careful avoid. My neighborhood got evacuated and notices to Pip
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  Speaker 1: had just prepare. They didn't say evacuate, but prepare and
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  Speaker 1: telling everybody to okay, yeah, just get the important stuff
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  Speaker 1: and be ready to move. Can. I just said to
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  Speaker 1: all my family members who have been calling me and
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  Speaker 1: they see the fires, one, I'm okay. I'm not even
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  Speaker 1: close to it, so I'm okay. But there a lot
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  Speaker 1: of people that have suffered because well a lot of
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  Speaker 1: people have been calling me. I'm kind of close. You know,
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  Speaker 1: we've been warned, our neighborhood security has warned and said
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  Speaker 1: all the notices I'll prepare, So you know, we're just
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  Speaker 1: praying for the best for those that's caught up in it. Lost.
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  Speaker 1: So many homes have been lost and but but thank god,
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  Speaker 1: uh no fatalities. Tommy told me heard of one the
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  Speaker 1: other day and I hadn't, but I thank god. It's
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  Speaker 1: just that low, you know, because this this thing get
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  Speaker 1: out of hand. But people are listening to the thing,
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  Speaker 1: and so I just wanted to say that. Yeah, the
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  Speaker 1: big five flame just was smoking. It was a lot
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  Speaker 1: of mostly was flames coming out of Junior tank got
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  Speaker 1: most of the flames was coming from Junior crack. She
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  Speaker 1: turned on them, Turbo injured and started toasting marshmallows and
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  Speaker 1: there was an invisible pit bull so well it was
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  Speaker 1: not there. I just saw the video. It looked like
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  Speaker 1: Junior was gonna win. Junior showed up to race with
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  Speaker 1: a back TRACKSTA that means I'm fat. That lets you go.
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  Speaker 1: Now I have to amit. Tommy came out of the
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  Speaker 1: building looking really good. He did he wouldn't have a
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  Speaker 1: lot of Yeah. I think the fastest thing he did
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  Speaker 1: was come out that building. You saw little team time
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  Speaker 1: thirty minutes stretches. It was like Jay, it was like
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  Speaker 1: five false starts. Five who though, Yeah, I guess time,
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  Speaker 1: because when you know nothing, you better get all the lead,
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  Speaker 1: all right, Listen, coming up something funny. We'll be back
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  Speaker 1: at thirty two after. I don't worry about that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
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  Speaker 1: it's something funny. Here we are, the guys are here.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think we'll down. I don't think we'll ever live.
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  Speaker 1: You started right, Yes, Steve. The thing that was most
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  Speaker 1: glaring to me was you calling and Tommy and Monica's
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  Speaker 1: walk off after he lost. But Steve, as we told you,
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  Speaker 1: I was in disbelief, we were all in shock. We
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  Speaker 1: were my guy lost the race. I never thought Tommy
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  Speaker 1: was sickly person, being an able body person, and I
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  Speaker 1: like JUDI knows I love him, but I've just never
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  Speaker 1: heard him talking about running. And so all my money
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  Speaker 1: was on Tommy all five lost, not not according to
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  Speaker 1: the post you're making. Now, let's here's something funny. Last night.
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  Speaker 1: Look what he posted? Did he post? Tommy posted, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't send it to him. You gotta send it
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  Speaker 1: to them. A matter of fact, before we had this discussion,
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  Speaker 1: send it to the girls, okay on his Facebook? On
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  Speaker 1: his Facebook, and oh lord, oh lord, I'm not even
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  Speaker 1: gonna bring it up to next break. What after y'all
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  Speaker 1: see Tommy's post. It was unbelievable what he posted. And
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  Speaker 1: he has bought more ravage. We got to do that.
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  Speaker 1: I got the video of him and it's backwards that
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  Speaker 1: way he wins the race. So Jim, I'm Jim Tommond.
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  Speaker 1: They ain't all jumped off that band soon lost? And
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  Speaker 1: did they? Did they tell you? Did you see where
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  Speaker 1: Tommy pulled his hamstring? Yes? Now why would he pull
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  Speaker 1: the hamstring? I'll explain that happens, right, That happens record
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  Speaker 1: the race. No, it don't always happen. It always happened
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  Speaker 1: when like he saved. He watched the Michael Johnson video tape,
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  Speaker 1: one of the greatest runners of all time. M hmm,
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  Speaker 1: well when he raised Mary's green every time dead man
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  Speaker 1: got out of in front, here comes to Musli. Just
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  Speaker 1: watch that Timmy's post. Did you see the post time
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  Speaker 1: he put up Shirley, read what he said? To read
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  Speaker 1: what he said? Well, family, I lost the race. Exclamation mark,
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  Speaker 1: exclamation mark, data pulled left hamstring the last ten yards
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  Speaker 1: of the race. Was winning by three lanes at the
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  Speaker 1: forty mark, but I lost Farren Square, so I paid
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  Speaker 1: five can full. I appreciate the support Okay, let's let's
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  Speaker 1: go back over this. Read it again and you have issues,
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  Speaker 1: but rebread it reading well, family, I lost the races.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's fine, But I don't know what family you're
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  Speaker 1: talking about. You just talking to your That's kind of
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  Speaker 1: like Trump talking to his bass left hamstring. That's a
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  Speaker 1: true statement. Naw, Let's go the last ten yards of
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  Speaker 1: the race. That's a damn last is a damn lot. Now,
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  Speaker 1: I want you to look at it now, go ahead.
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  Speaker 1: And the next statement was winning by three lanes, the
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  Speaker 1: biggest line. My manager told me that you were out
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  Speaker 1: there by three links. I said, you know white that
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  Speaker 1: can't run, hold up down. You won't believe him on
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  Speaker 1: the video. The little manage you got could be right now.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm sixty from where Tommy was from from being behind.
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  Speaker 1: Junior didn't look. Let me explain some watch the video.
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  Speaker 1: Tommy was winning out the blocks, Yeah he was, he was.
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  Speaker 1: He had Tommy was winning at the meter mark. Junior
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  Speaker 1: had cardy Steve Steve it says, was winning by three
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  Speaker 1: lines at the do you know what three links? Horses?
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  Speaker 1: First of all, this is in a horse raceing lift
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  Speaker 1: is a long way. Tommy was winning out the blocks.
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  Speaker 1: Tommy had a good stepping a half two steps on
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  Speaker 1: Junior after five mark it was even then the pull
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  Speaker 1: away started at the third. The hand straight when you
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  Speaker 1: come in right after the pull away. Okay, So Steve,
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  Speaker 1: are you're saying that Tommy is inaccurate when he says
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  Speaker 1: pulled his hamstring the last ten yards of the race,
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  Speaker 1: was winning by three lanes at the forty. Look at
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  Speaker 1: the video. Tommy really pulled the hamtring with this Thanksgiving
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  Speaker 1: when they had hands. I'm gonna tell you something, Tommy. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm on team timing though, Jake, that pull up was
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  Speaker 1: effic though. It was everything. It had teeth grinding in it,
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  Speaker 1: it had leg, and he did ask us if we
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  Speaker 1: heard it pop. That's how you know. He pop like
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  Speaker 1: it's a damn balloon. Sitting back there he go. The
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  Speaker 1: other thing too. I've never seen a person pull a
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  Speaker 1: hamstring running full speed and ain't got But then I've
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  Speaker 1: never seen nobody pull a hamstring and then be able
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  Speaker 1: to continue for two more steps. All right, Well, write
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  Speaker 1: a check next coming up next time he's run that
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  Speaker 1: frank back yesterday we did, and you ain't you ain't
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  Speaker 1: for you didn't run yesterday, all the day before. You
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  Speaker 1: might not run it to day. You're listening to the
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Time for the nephew who run.
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  Speaker 1: Excuse me, stop stop saying that's play that banks that's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be played that you didn't choose you You say run, No,
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  Speaker 1: damn play that prank back the words to caller for
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  Speaker 1: rail this bank for my breaking five dollar listen. Just
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  Speaker 1: didn't call us say that? Yeah right with Monica wear Monica,
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  Speaker 1: Monica Monica, Yes, Monica, Monica, didn't call us say that.
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  Speaker 1: I felt to articulate I may deviate from my true course.
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  Speaker 1: U and short, I don't know that's what I like.
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  Speaker 1: But don't say running back. No, no, no, no, let
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  Speaker 1: me run that by. You play the prank back. You
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  Speaker 1: can't even run? Shut up? Man, Hello, Hello, this this
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  Speaker 1: this letter from uh uh party Rentals is Jason. Jason
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  Speaker 1: there it just this, This is me, Man, what's up?
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  Speaker 1: They got you down? As a second dear, say hey man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm don't don't saying on the phone, what what? What's
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: what's up? Doctor? You know ain't nobody playing? You got
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: uh your sister names she gotta she got some party stuff.
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  Speaker 1: She read I'm trying to make sure she uh uh men,
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  Speaker 1: look if you if you you try to make fun
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  Speaker 1: of me, dog doctor, I'm done and with your ain't
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  Speaker 1: playing man, I don't be causing listening. I got down
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  Speaker 1: time for that. Ain't ain't nobody messing with you. I'm
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: trying to make sure y'all get the order? Did did
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  Speaker 1: y'all ordered tables, chails, marguerite machine and uh just the
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  Speaker 1: table cloth? And then I got one one to two tents,
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  Speaker 1: two tents on on on here we we we we're
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  Speaker 1: doing the party and we we got our name. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna sol told you nothing that I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to go over the order with you. I got eight
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  Speaker 1: eight to the tables. Is that right? Yeah, Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 1: that's right. Okay, now ud hold up? What's your name?
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  Speaker 1: My name Literallyallyally Lena, and I'm with uh party reyntals
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  Speaker 1: and trying to make sure that we're trying to confirm
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  Speaker 1: the arty. We don't let no whether whatever your name
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  Speaker 1: is ill. I told lord, I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna come down now. And if I'm gonna asked,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna ask for you. And if if if you
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  Speaker 1: if you don't have to have no no, no, no
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  Speaker 1: speech impentiment. I'm I'm obviously, I'm just I'm just let
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  Speaker 1: you know, all right, I got no hold up, don't
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  Speaker 1: don't don't, don't cut me up, don't do that. I
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  Speaker 1: got that on the table was the go here with daughter? Now? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we we are the tables and the chails. So no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: she got uh she got eight tail per table, eight
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  Speaker 1: tails to go with each table. Okay, so sixty fold
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  Speaker 1: hold on, I think she she she got the on
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  Speaker 1: the paper right here. Well, let me let me see
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: right right quick, all right, you say eight eight tables
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: chails to the table. Okay, yeah, go ahead, six sixty
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: fold to tails right you see eight one two, two yeah, yeah, okay, okay,
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: now I got I got a margarite machine. Hi. How
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: many was you're supposed to get for the for the
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: Mumm Margarit machine? We got to dare you're you're you're
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: where's the man? And see too? You know like you
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: keep keep keep keep going. Now, y'all got uh the
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: table cloths too, right, yeah, the table cloths on every table? Yeah, okay,
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: now y'all got ten so uh, how many tents its
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: supposed to be. I don't I don't know. It just
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: says it just say tents on here? How many many
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: many tents? Y'alls y'all knowne no no Norman to go
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: with probably with with this minute to the table. You're
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: gonna need about release uh uh yeah, you're gonna need
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: about to delete three tents. You want me to put
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: it out for three not now? Put put it? Put
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: it down for two, man, because because it's I already
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: know these these these these boo booie women in my
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: my family, all them ain't gonna gonna be outside, no way. Okay,
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: there's two two dons, Put two down, now, two tens, okay? Cool? Nah,
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: I got eight tables. I got six folk childs to
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: my reve machine. Uh, table cloths on all of them,
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: and two tents right for fried right right right, nothing
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: that the drop of was gonna be fried Friday. Yeah, okay,
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: somebody gonna be there, Yeah yeah, yeah, I'm I'm I'm
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: gonna be here. I got late laid off, I ain't
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: got nothing else to do. I'll be righting. Okay, cool,
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: let's see, Uh, Jason, I'm gonna need to pull address
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: from all right, all right, uh yeah, yet y'all. Y'all,
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: y'all ain't got that. Let me look at see, yeah
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: we got it. Okay, one more thing that that that
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: that that I ain't told what what we we didn't
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: cuff covered every everything on this man. Okay, but but
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: but but but but one thing. I am jold. What
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: come on this, nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: Your sister got me, the friend, got me a friend.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: Look at this. Stay funny. I'm a I'm who say,
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: hey man, you got me? Hey, hey, you got I
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: gotta ask you, man, what's the baddest radio show in
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: the land. This is Steve Harvey and nephew comment that
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: is a played the prank back. Okay, that'll startle man. Run.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: We can't tell you you can't say the word run anymore. Yeah, run,
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: how y'all feel about God? I'm about to run the table.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: No you're not You're not that. No, no, no, you're not.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, Miss Anne
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: will be here with our national news on our headlines.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Carla,
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: you said you wanted to ask Steve something about the race. Well,
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: the thing, it's a serious question. He me. You can't
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: say run that prankback, right, Steve, we can't say that
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: anymore time. Do you know what we gotta do? We
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: gotta change copyright so Tommy can't say run that rank
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: back anymore. Oh, I can say that. I know what
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: do you come on, Steve? I can say, would you
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: want me to put the paperwork in to change everything
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: to play? They now put on paperwork in? What are
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: y'all talking about? Say? He can do what he can say? Okay,
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: we've been to hop on this prank, hamstring on this prank.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: We pull up and do this Prince again? Tell me
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: I'm team Tommy, Team Tommy all the way. Whatever y'all
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: y'all ain't team Tommy. Y'all want away from him like
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: somebody had told y'all Timmy got ebola sho. I was
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: when Tommy was squatting down. As I was walking by,
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: Glad the camper called that there was nobody by him
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: on this team. Monica ran down there and met me.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: Can I ask one question? Did y'all really think Tommy
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: would win? Yet? Inside I thought I was gonna win.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: Never mind your fans. I wouldn't have win. He thought
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: he was gonna be dem No. I didn't think that, Tommy.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: One time Thomas told me, yes she did, Yes, you did.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: Tommy told me at one time he could do twenty
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: pull ups. Remember that, Timmy, how many did you get out?
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: I don't think we did it. I don't think we
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: did it. You don't think we did it. Yeah, and
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: let me do the pull ups. Why do you think
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: we didn't? Because I was showing day I'm ready to back.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: Why you think we didn't do the pull ups? This's
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: the same reason we shouldn't have went out there, and
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: but two reasons. It's the same. You know, you know
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: who hit me up. You have to get pride part
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: of you. I see in the video promise Hollidad supported. Yeah,
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: and me and Prime we did doci. Tommy, Remember you
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: remember that time you told me this was on the app.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: Remember that time you told me that you could jump
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: over me. You remember that you're unsuccessful? Remember that I
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: didn't try that. We didn't try to try. You know
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: the same thing we should have did the other day.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: We shouldn't have tried that. See, I have told you
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: over and over and over in your life. What you
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: can't do and every time I told you you can't
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: do it, Yeah, that's what theme you to do it
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: because I know I know how you. Fifty means tell
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: us I felt that I needed it, I got I
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: got it. Look at the video. Look at you looking
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: at that video. Okay, okay, ain't talking to you. I'm
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: talking to everybody else. I want to go to Steve.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: And why don't you watch it so much? Because I
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: figured if I keep watching it, at one point, Junior
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: will get tired and you'd win a different times. Cat
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: you running nowhere, you better speed walk from here on
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: out speed walking and came out there looking good. He
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: did come up on his toes. Oh he knows how
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: to pray. Oh he pretty shoes. His pre game is wonderful.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: We bet on the pre game. I'll put money on
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: town if it just pre game. Okay, real track terminology, Junior,
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: you walked his ass down. Got to he walked him down.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: Just go play the tape. You can see where he
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: comes up. Tell me, don't pull the muscle to Junior.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: Get that step right. He stopped speeding on the race.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: I had, I had, I swallowed some water ones being
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: again on the rage yeah, I'm not supposed to teach.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: This is a teachable moment. Come on your team to Tommy.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: I am team Tommy. Timmy teaching now though his uncle.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: I'm good. I expected call a lost. I expected lost
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: with stipulations, though, what did you expect it to go
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: on for this long? For like two days? Oh? Man,
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: if he had had this, if he hadn't posted that
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: Facebook poster, a little cartoon of Junior and then his
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: description of other race. It's wold. I did not do that,
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: the guy that read I didn't actually do that, but
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: I looked at him myself as dwn he put Junior
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: on that. I didn't even see that. No, No, that
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: ain't what we're talking about. I don't care about the cartoon.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: It's the words under the cartoon. That was the picture
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: with cute yea. I laughed at the picture myself. I'm
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: good at all my words. I'm okay. You do all
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: these these jokes. These jokes just work. Just told car
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: it didn't bother mes gonna make you stop challenging people?
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: Let him come on, I have another a question for you. Yeah,
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: is this gonna make you stop? Now? Seriously, seriously asked
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: the question, surely are you going to stop challenging people
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: now I think about it. You just lost them five
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars and this is the most famous laws. Can
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: I can? I can? I can? I just have one
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: request though, from the fans out there that's on Steve
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: Harvey Nation. When y'all go see Tommy in person in concert,
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: can you just holl out for me, just in the show,
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: just for me? Well, not according to this thing that
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: he posted unfaced. Well, jimly, I lost the race. Pulled
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: left ham string the last ten yards of the race,
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: was winning by three lengths at the forty mark. Not true?
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: And my manager tone, but I lost your manager, runt.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. He please introduced
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: Jay and then you know who won the race? Cause
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: I Eugene at his side at all? And do you
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: know who won the race? And I damn shouting out?
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: Who want to? Good morning everywhere? Morning, butterfly. You don't
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: know what I'm going Good morning, Hey Junior, Good morning,
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: Stephen Tiny, Shirley Colin Junior, Jay Anthony Brown, good morning,
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: good morning, good morning. Hello Hello butterfly, Hello butterfly, Well hey,
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: going through it? You lord Jesus, I can't take it. Stephen,
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: Oh lord, I just s like a whole point of
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: being gay old. It just don't make no sense, just
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: sets out dirty and just it's just it's just it
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: don't make no sense. But anyway, all wrapped up and
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: and just see that stupid Just grab the first thing
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: the out the shell. Then we're gonna get wrapped up.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: Then we're gonna get what the profession of getting you
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: ain't no profession down. He was team Tommy up. I
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: mean team team Junior. Ja. Yeah, I was rooting. I
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: was reading for Junior time. I knew before we before
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: we got in the car two weeks before. He and
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: I said, it's ain't what you wanted, but you're gonna
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: Why why don't you couldn't you stop him? You know why?
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: I had a long talk with him last night. Challenge
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: people and stuff that you might be good at it.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: Think about it for analyze it first. You know, maybe
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: a hot dog even contest, something like that is something
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: you you know, go out to the cone thing when
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: the people in the hot dogs, anybody got it? Listen,
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: ice cream, you're like ice cream. Try ice cream. Sometimes
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: people can't hold a lot of cold stuff in try
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: that this stuff that you might be capable of doing.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: An eater. He was an athlete. That was athlete past
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: tense and there is present. You are not present athlete.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: You got to learn that. Did you beat time in
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: the rage? I beat the hell out of Time in
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: the rest right now? You know it's bad when I
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: can beat you with your body? You know what I'm saying.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: Oh man, I can't. I can't take it. I wanted
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: to be in your body's so bad, you know, you
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: know when you just want to jump about it? Just
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: I don't want to be in that's one right now.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: It was terrible, rob about it made you look bad?
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: And what what's upbody about? The whole time me I
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: was talking to and we was in his ear? Your legacy,
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: your legacy, excuse my friend legs, I would say, we
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: were right there right there. Well, first of all, the
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: hood ladies of mister, how y'all do it? Hey? Hang on,
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: hang on, O'll come back talk with us. Man. Yeah, really,
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: come on, introduced Jay so he can murder another hit.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: But first oatmeal? Yeah, first, right, we got time for
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: that oh meal he read it wasn't he was up, baby,
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: you know about my about? I don't do how you
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: do it? What's our playing? What? What? Hey? Man? We
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: had heard from everybody in there about the race. What
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: is you? What is your now? Who? He was in there?
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: First of all, he jumped on if ht han. I said,
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: your energy is gone, save slow down, take a deep broth.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: Then he took out, took out got that good. I
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: looked at the right. I said, you'll come, jell you.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: I say, hey, hey, you'll come, jew you down. You
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: ain't listen, You'll come jo you And all of a sudden,
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: there junior world junior wit, I said, dog, you can't
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: doubt do do do? He stretch that stretched that their
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: little leg? I say, oh, I who down? I don't
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: know if you hear about? I felt so you say,
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: beats ain't come out. We need you everything we could.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: We was in here trying to trying to coach him
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: out of the way through that. We're trying to get
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: him all the way to got about the twenty five
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: by twitter, sell you all that. I say, this is
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: all right? Did not this ain't me to go good.
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: I'm looking at the ConA while you don't look at
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: a ConA. You look at a ConA your You don't
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: see him? Now, I say, I see him now. Oh
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: it was too late, Junior, and the rest was history. Huh,
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: I say, now chuckles in checks. He got one lady, right,
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: do something. You can see your hand down and see
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: Tommy don't know. Oh he needs to come on over
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: here with me. Awesome cigars. Now play golf. You ain't
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: got run, Yeah, you ain't gotta do nothing, real fans,
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: I don't there'll be a rematch. I think you're right.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: I don't right. I wouldn't want to. Now wait a minute,
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: how now now he don't want to rematch? But now
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: he talking back. He got to get his body together.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: He's been started taking yoga class and so he can
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: get him out. He ain't telling y'all everything he I
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: think there's a glimpse of light somewhere at the end
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: of the athletic combo. Baby, is not my life. At
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: the end of the athletic time on for you. Stop this.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: He should hang up his cleats and all of that
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: go to your kids little league base fine games competing
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: for him is over. Go watch your sign trip a jamp.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: Go watch your younger sign and play basic. I do that.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: I think that's the hardest thing for you if you
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: never was it. Don't watch the problem? What is? What is? Y'all?
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: Keep talking? Yeah, at one point, you know Tommy could fly.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: We just go to track mes he wins and all
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: this Timmy had that. Don't listen to me. Jim days left.
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you when they left, but I took
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: off up Jor do let me tell you something. Twenty
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: five years ago was the last time I thought he
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: was fast. Five years ago, Shirley, his skills have been declining.
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: It was going, it was deteriorating slow, but I could
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: see them. When he turned twenty six, he wasn't what
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: he was. And every year he's lost a little bit more.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: It picked up the pace at forty five or from
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: forty five defected and and you know what mine left.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: My fighting skills about thirty man ain't what they was.
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: And I can still hit you hard, but you have
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: to stay that longer. You can't move. Yeah, you pretty
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: much got to let me see because that's sixty the
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: fast Twitch muscle. Go to the video, go to Steve
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: Harvey dot com. I explained this fast twitch muscle. I
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: predicted the whole race. Yeah, I said, Junior gonna get him.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: He goes get him by a little bit fast twitch muscle.
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: Somebody gonna pull a muscle. Frank phone call everything, we
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: gotta go to the prank phone call right after this. Oh,
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: you didn't say we're gonna run to the No, I
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: didn't say that. It Trust my words very carefully. You're
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at the
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: top of the hour, right about four minutes after get
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: ready for today's Strawberry letter. But right now it's the
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: nephew this track. Talk would be over, but Jay came
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: in here too and started. I hadn't seen it, And
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: before the race, I was definitely team Tommy. I'm still
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: team Tommy. Yeah, we all are in the room, Shirley,
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: who I said, we all are even when I throw
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: my hands up at the end of the race. Even
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: have said, allegedly, Carla, what if I don't remember saying,
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: I don't What did you say? I said every call
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: throwing my hands up this blanketed blank then lost my
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: blanket fire. That's what you said. She don't remember saying.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: Remember that's your cadence. That's really everybody said, ain't like
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: you ain't said it before float out so naturally, Yeah,
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: I heard it. Yeah. Let me ask you this. You
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: remember the conversation and we asked you after the race
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: to take it easy. Okay, but do you think he
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: has feelings? I think he do, I hope. Can you
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: ask him that I'm trying to humiliate him and humiliating
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: family anymore. See, I tried stop his damn ray, I
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: tried to stop. I told him he wasn't gonna beat
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: this boy. I told him he wasn't gonna be prime time.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: I told him he couldn't do I told him he
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: couldn't jump over me. All this all thissen is true.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: He has yet to de fire me and proved me wrong.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: They asked me something else. Let me ask you this.
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: Do you think after all of this? Yes, you have
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: humiliated him, Yes, he lost the rais Yes all of this.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: Do you think now he has learned his lesson and
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: sit down because everyone has seen him in the world. No, no, no, no, no,
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: he gonna continue to do this because Tommy has this
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: uncanny neck for talking to himself and listening and listening.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: He actually listened to himself and believe it like I
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: saw it in the video. You was a little and
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: used to run down the street and look down at
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: the cracks on the sidewalk, and they'd be blowing by you.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: What don't you fast? Yes? You was. Then you go
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: over there and you raise skate skate I'm talking about,
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: go pass you like you ain't. Darnell Hattison, Lord him,
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: Messrs Floyd black Well, that Lucy White Lightning, Dad de
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: V Hobb all these dudes right here. Man could come
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: on the block and beat any one of us. Timmy
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: never he listens to himself and he believes it himself.
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: I'm so proud of you. Go ahead, what what I say? Okay,
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: but listen to this right here. Okay, okay, okay, she
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: listened to this. Right all is running y'all been here
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: in time to time to be on track by myself.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: When you're running yourself, you're fast. Ain't nobody else out there? Well,
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: he has to practice, but but but he fast, he
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: fast because he run by myself. What I tell you,
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: Junior was gonna do. And what happened, and he ain't
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: learned to watch. Within the next year, he'll come another
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: cheel something within the year. But I'm laughing because you're right,
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: because it's challenge. The motivation behind the race for me
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: was one land. What I'm gonna run all the sickle
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: cell at you see right there. Now, my sickly ask
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: didn't be the able by the person. You know how
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: happy the sickle celle community they're jumping up. He actually
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: do what? He actually ran out of you flames, nitro flames,
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: that's want to back of his man scream. It didn't
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: pop it it branded all that. So if he didn't
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: pull his hamstring? Okaying about that now, Okay, now here
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: we go. Let me ask you ladies a question. Okay,
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: let's just have an honest question because we had this
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: conversation because me and the ladies ate lunch together. Oh,
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: y'all disgusted at the last tape. What did I know?
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: What I know what you said you didn't want to
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: go to I know he drugged me across the colds.
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: What it ain't no doubt about that? What did the
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: moment you lost the dragon beginning? Ye? And I'm still
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: got you by your collar putting your as crossed this
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: ass fault. Oh you're gonna get some bird for this
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: right here. So we go to lunch. I'm in a meeting,
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: and then the girls came to the same restaurant. I
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: finished my meeting, I went over there and joint we
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: had we stayed me and the girls eight How long
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: y'all think we stayed together? Y'all? Yeah, it was a
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: long time. I ain't got even got to come because
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: we haven't even done that in so long. So I
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: went over to the table and we started talking. The
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: disappointment and dis believe that them girls was She says,
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna be honest. I couldn't believe he lost.
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: I was dumb funding call and said I was. I
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: was mortified because it was impossible for me to think
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: that timing would lose. Yeah, time, and he's what happened
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: when you or stretching your hand straight. The girls noticed,
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: and they're right here. You can ask them. They noticed
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: that you were stretching your right hands, massaging and holding
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: the excuse me elevating it, ladies, Ain't there what you're
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: saying it that he was stretching his right hamstring. Yeah,
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: and massage and it well, he was. He was stretching.
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: One question at a time, is that's not what you said.
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: Then I showed you the video and he grabbed his
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: left hand. He didn't stretch it this one. But but
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: don't you stretch on the right side to help the
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: left side and the left side to help the right
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: side and the opposite one. You don't know which one
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: that didn't. That didn't bother me, first of all. First
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: of all, first of all, let me explain something. That's
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: when you pull a hamstring, you're not posted stretch it.
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: Oh see right there, you're not posting, stretch your hand
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: straight when you pull it. Well, you're surprised that Junior
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: was that fast? The time was that slow? Which one
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: was almost? I was surprised that Junior one. I was. Yes,
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: Junior was that fast. I was. I was. I was
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: happy for him to him though, because I love Junior.
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: But that's a thirty nine. Well you gotta be anybody
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: to talk that fast. Got to be fast not to
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: be check this out, dot J. We've said this before.
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: We've never seen Junior run. The only time we saw
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: him was what last year, But ladies, cannot remind you
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: of something. Have you ever seen Tommy? You know you
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: just hear about it. I've seen him run before. Yeah,
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: you saw him jogging. That ain't running, I can John
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: well with short burst. Well, I'll say this, when we
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: think of running, we think of Tommy, not Junior, but
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: Junior like that. From now, okay, stop thinking about you
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: not gonna talk union. From now, let me tell you
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: what that really was at the end of that race.
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: What Tommy pulled up? That was a foot Dad off
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: in the crack of his That exactly what made you
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: pull up? That's all. That was the lift he was
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: leading by. What's the lift of your shoe? Tell you
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: what look up running in addictionary Junior's pictures? This is
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: but Jay at the beginning of the race, you weren't there.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: Junior didn't even speak to team Tommy don't talk none,
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: don't don't talk none of you said. It wasn't even
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: personal like and then I said, what fun gonna talk
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: after the race? We get talk. Yeah, then after the
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: race any he could said at the time of don't
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: don't personal personal because you like movie if you like quote, yeah,
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: and we come back. What we're gonna do is famous
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: movie quote that Tommy, can you practice? Just tell us
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: when we can do. You're listening to the Steve Vry
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, before we get to today's Strawberry letter,
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: and this letter, as always, is really crazy. Uh you
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: wanted to do movie quotes? Is that right, Steve? That
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: Tommy can use now I gotta good, I can use
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: no no, because we know how much you love movies,
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: so we love acting. Can I do my first? I
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: gotta from the movie for Frozen, from the movie from
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: ros You're not Gonna let it go? One his one
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: from Shaw Shak with Tommy came the NBC light I
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: did a first date, got there here one. I don't
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: know the name of the movie. I just know when
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: Jack Nicholson you can't handle the one from the Color Purple, Right,
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: you're gonna rain on your head. The same movie you
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: told you you to beat me, Sharlotte, Sharlie, this is
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: for you. This is Morgan Freeman, mock the Dogs. Hell,
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: don't go to get up the dolls. Hell, put your
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: channels on it. Yeah, expeditious, the same movie when it
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: was on the roof with saying just change at the
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: time and put run in it. So you think you
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: can run, Tommy Hill, your fans, We'll go ahead and done.
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: Jomp jop, you say you're fast. Do what expedition? Somebody
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: give me something cool hat? Just someone something cool hat.
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: More from Coolihi. Okay, okay, this is from COOLIHI. Oh lord,
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: this is real cool on. This is movie quote for Tommy.
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: This is this is Junior on his way by Tom's
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: so to say good bye, yes and now day Yes. Well,
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: we wanted to just want to pay tribute to Tommy. Know,
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: we know you're such a great movie and we wanted
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: to just some up your event just with a movie.
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: Last one, last one. Okay, we got the last one
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: here from the I don't think. I don't think I've
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: gotten you on. I want to hear what Shirley said.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: Go ahead to let me hear it though, Yeah you did.
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: I heard you. Let me hear it though, Thank you.
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: The one Shirley sent to your phone team tell me
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: all the way. No you, but you text your Texas
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: totave harpy. That's what you're doing now. Ain't nobody texts
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: me nothing? No? Look at this paper? Can come You
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: can't hand the truth? Lock the dog. Look at your phone?
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: Look at your phone? You I I can't because I'm
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: downloading my phone because I gotta get my pathword. Alright, Timmy,
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: take us to the letters. See there we all up
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: in arms about nothing. Don't be a sore loser, Tommy,
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. Buggle up, Hold on tight.
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: We got it for you. Here. It is subject about
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: to be married. I got married next month. My fiance
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: invited his ex girlfriend's family to our wedding behind my back,
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: and I am not comfortable with it. In the beginning
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: of our relationship, I would catch her calling his phone constantly.
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: I had to set her straight about the phone calling
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: and how it had to stop. After he ignored the
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: phone calls for about two weeks, she stopped calling. Now
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: he has given her family an invitation behind my back.
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: When we received the reply card back, instead of one
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: to two people coming, which is what my fiance thought
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: was going to happen, they are coming ten people strong.
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: At the beginning of the guest list, we both agree
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: that we would not invite our exes or any of
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: their family members, except for one of my ex's family
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: member that we both hang out with from time to time.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: They did send a reply card back with two plus
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: one child, which to me is respectable. He told me
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: that I was overreacting and that he just wants everyone
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: to see how God has blessed him with happiness. What
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: do I do about this when we are already over
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: the amount of people we are inviting? Sign and upset
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: fiance in Florida. Best wishes and congratulations to you and
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: your fiancee. Just like you, I would be upset to
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: My first reaction to this letter was your kidding, right?
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: Who invites their ex anything, I mean anything to their way?
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: When your fiance said he wants everyone to see how
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: God has blessed him, that is great, but trust me,
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: she already knows. Okay, that's why missing has been calling
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: and stuff. And the crazy part to me in this
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: whole letter, though, is why you're Fyance isn't standing up
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: to her and her obviously crazy family. He's leaving you
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: to do the dirty work. You had to check her,
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: you had to tell her to stop calling. I hope
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: he's not this clueless to everything concerning you and your relationship.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: That is a red flag if he does. Okay, you know,
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: if he's that clueless, and if she and her family
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: and this is me talking had any class at all,
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: they would have of course turned the invitation down. But instead, No,
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: they're coming ten strong, and you know what they're coming
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: to ruin your wedding. Okay, no this, no, this, nothing
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: good is gonna come up this if they get there.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: So you're not over reacting either. He accused you of
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: being overreacting. You're not overreacting. Come on, now, this is
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: your wedding. Let me ask you. Do you have a coordinator?
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: Do you have a family friend, a relative, somebody like
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: that that can get on the phone, call them and
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: politely uninvite them? Okay, because you do not need your
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: day messed up by dealing with them, you know, don't
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: do that to yourself. Really, your fiance is obviously not
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: thinking clearly. We'll just say that to get a neutral party,
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: some security if you have to, and just keep them away. Okay,
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: keep them away. You don't want your day it is,
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: but ten strong, his ex the family, Come on, now,
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: that's right there. What I want to know what the
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: hell of police going? Well? Has a kid at your
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: wed and all these pictures and snap, you just got
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: officers in your wind picture? Why does he want them? There?
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: Is she coming? Well? I know what to do for
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: all this hill? All right, Steve, I got it, for you.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: Sooner we come back, I'm telling you, I'll stop all
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: this and as soon as I get back. You're listening
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up in about twenty minutes.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: Oh yes, you don't want to miss a bad acting
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: theater with the man. But right now, yeah, come on,
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: Steve with part two of your response to today's Strawberry letter.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: I get married next month. My fiance invited his ex
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: girlfriend's family tie win behind my back, and I'm not
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: comfortable with it. In the beginning of our relationship, I
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: would catch a call in his phone constantly. I had
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: to set a straight by the phone calling and how
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: it had to stop after that he after he ignored
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: the phone calls for about two weeks, she stopped calling.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: Now he is giving her family an invitation behind my back.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: When we received the reply card back. Instead of one
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: to two people coming, which is what my fiance thought
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: was going to happen, they are coming ten people strong.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: At the beginning of the guest list, we both agreed
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: that we would not invite our exes or any of
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: their family members, except for one of my exes family
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: members that we both hang out with from time to time.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: They did send ever reply card back with two plus
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: one child, which to me is respectable. He told me
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: that I was overreacting and that he just wants every
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: one to see how God has blessed him with happiness.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: What do I do about this when we already over
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: the amount of people we are inviting? Signing up set
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: fiance in Florida, Well, upset fiance in Florida. Let me
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: tell what's gonna happen. You're not only getting married next month,
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: you're fit to go through one of the most traumatic
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: experiences of your life next month. The good thing about
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: it is you wrote Steve, just in time. Now I'm
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: here to tell you we're fitting happened next month. You
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: ain't just fitting getting married next month, you're fitting to
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: catch all kinds of hell. First of all, what stupid
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: ass man would invite his excess family to his wedding?
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: How dumb is the dude you marry? Look you can't
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: you setting yourself up for it? Now? You all agreed
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: that you weren't gonna invite any excess except one of
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: your exes relatives. Well you open the door for your
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: stupid man. See once you said I'm inviting one of
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: my exes really tips old stupid man you mad to
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: get mad too, then invited one of his you know,
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: the family hignorant. That's why he with the girl in
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: the first play. They're coming ten deep. They're rolling up
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: like Krypton bloods. It's gonna be an amazing inventiment. They're
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: gonna roll up in there with brand Downa's on. It's
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: gonna be Oh, they're gonna be krip walking. All kind
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: of stuff gonna be happening that you're wed. Let me
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: tell you what's gonna happen. Hear what you need to do.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: First of all, know this what shellis said. They're gonna
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: show out. Are they gonna park all up by the dope?
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: Are they gonna be standing through the whole wedding. They're
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: gonna be in there all wrong, then be throwing pinto
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: beans instead of right that they ain't gonna do this right.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you they are not gonna do this right.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: They're gonna be booing your grooms man and bridesmaids when
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: they march in. They're gonna be at the reception when
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: you and your man up doing the bridle dance. They're
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: gonna be on the floe getting they groove on. I'm
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: telling you're setting yourself up. Ye. What you gotta do,
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: You gotta put a stop at this. This is how
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: you stop get old people from coming to your wed
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: and acting out. First of all, you gotta tell them
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: that they have to bring a guilt. That's going not
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: to three of them right there, right over there. Now,
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: now you're down to seven. Then what you gotta do
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: with you gotta have a cover charge at the dope
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: that wall. Help you lose that to lose three mote.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: Now you're down to just five relatives. Then what you
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: do is change move the location of your wind without
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: telling his family. Just move it. Do it at another church. Hell,
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: rent out the union hall or something. Have your wed
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: in somewhere else. Then they always got three stupid people
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: in the family. You will lose two more of them.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: Now you're down about three relatives left. Then all you
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: got to do is when the when the three get
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: that that you don't like at the reception, Hell, don't
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: feed them a reception and a wind. Tell him at
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: the wedding though we've canceling reception. There be no free
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: food and free lickle. You gotta shut down most though,
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: you gotta get these people out your life, baby, because
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: your date that it's really your day. And set your
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: man down and explain to him, see this, how you
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: do it? Call all the relatives to here and tell
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: them that the wedding is off. Just tell him it's
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: a lie, I know, but just tell him it's off. Look,
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: we ain't getting mad. After all, we've changed it, we've
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: moved the date. What Just tell him. You gotta go
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: in there like that. You can't. You can't tell ignit
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: people the truth. And convince to get a couple of
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: your grooms men to help you out with it. Right here, cousin,
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: tell you right now, they're gonna roll up to your
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: wedding like gang bangers. It's gonna be a drive by.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: They're gonna throw stuff all up in the windows and stuff.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: Here it is, standing all through the wind. And Lord,
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: when the man says that anybody here, see just you
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: got ten people. That's got one good reason why he
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: shouldn't marry you. And that's that health of heat. And
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: got rid of the one you've been getting off the telephone.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: And plus brother, explain to your man, this is really
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: her day. The wedding is the woman today. It ain't you.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: The ain't no dude nowhere looked forward to getting married.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: We all just go down there. Course, well damn it.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: We got to the only way we can have a
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: family and and be a husband now. And we don't
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: only read we get married because we really get tired
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: of here in your mouth. That's why we go around,
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: all right, Steve, you know we gotta get out of here.
• 1:08:35
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• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: letter at my girl, surely what your gears now? Lamborghini,
• 1:08:43
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• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: fastest s UV. Right for you to come up with this?
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  Speaker 1: I know, I know, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Here we are.
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  Speaker 1: You just can't get away. That's cold. It's I am
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  Speaker 1: team Temmy all the way. But but the Lamborghini Urus
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  Speaker 1: it's called, has a top speed of nearly two hundred
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  Speaker 1: miles talking about talking about talking about Borghini though, are
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  Speaker 1: you kidding me? I love cars cars on the street.
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  Speaker 1: Tell me close your ears two hundred miles per hour.
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  Speaker 1: That was what Tommy was doing. It goes close your
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  Speaker 1: ears again. It ain't closure? Got closure ears again, Tommy?
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  Speaker 1: It goes from zero to sixty seconds, zero to sixty
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  Speaker 1: and three points six seconds, which is faster than a corvette. No, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: say that time again. It goes from zero to six
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  Speaker 1: seconds and three point six seconds. Three point six seconds.
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  Speaker 1: Remind you of anything I mean, I mean, that's Tommy's
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  Speaker 1: time in the ten Yard Day. Coming up in Bad
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  Speaker 1: Acting Theater with the Chapman. You're listening to the Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Show. Hang o the Miss Soto I'm gonna get
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  Speaker 1: to know. Welcome to another episode of Steve Harvey's Bad
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  Speaker 1: Acting Theater, or as we like to call it, B
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  Speaker 1: A T, not to be confused with B E T,
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  Speaker 1: which is close to B B D or in London
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  Speaker 1: they say the BBC or the B L T or
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  Speaker 1: B y O B S or BC which is a
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  Speaker 1: powder or the notorious B I G. The rapper Dang
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  Speaker 1: Junior's fast. Oh sorry, where did that come from? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: It's right here in the SCRIPTA. How about how about
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  Speaker 1: if you just S T O P. Sorry Steve, Sorry,
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  Speaker 1: we're just doing the bees. Well, we'll do the the
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  Speaker 1: s is next week. Okay, Steve, could you just say
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  Speaker 1: something really fast for me, like as fast as Junior
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  Speaker 1: can run? Can you wish everyone's happy holidays? The script
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna ty about? Was that too fast for you? Tommy? Okay, now,
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  Speaker 1: let's listen in on this week's episode of where Earl
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  Speaker 1: Chapman is hosting his annual every year Christmas party. Annual
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  Speaker 1: is every year? I know it is, Steve. I'm about
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  Speaker 1: to get big made. I don't know what that means.
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  Speaker 1: I just heard my son, let's see you. That's a hashtag,
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  Speaker 1: hashtag big mad Steve, you know, like Tommy was when
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  Speaker 1: he lost the race to Junior. Where did that come from? Oh?
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: Oh here, it is right here in the script. You're
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  Speaker 1: slowing us down, Steve. Isn't that right, Tommy? Anyway, let's
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  Speaker 1: listen in on the Chapman's Christmas Party where everybody is there,
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  Speaker 1: and I mean everybody. That is everybody except for Tyrese
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  Speaker 1: that is, everybody except for Matt Lowered that is everybody
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  Speaker 1: except for Kevin Spacey fed that is, everyone except for
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: Wendy Williams. This statue of Liberty costume is way too hot.
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  Speaker 1: Despite the people who are missing, this party is a
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  Speaker 1: party of all parties. In fact, KK is talking about
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  Speaker 1: Beauregard sorry about killing you Beauregard. A girl had to
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  Speaker 1: do what a girl had to do. It's the holidays,
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  Speaker 1: so they should be no hard feelings, right, Oh, it's
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  Speaker 1: quite alrighty, I know I'm not mad anyway. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: mind being dead. In fact, I needed to rest. People
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  Speaker 1: are dancing and having a good time. They're doing the
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  Speaker 1: Cupid Shuffle, the Electric Slide, they're doing the Charlie Horse.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't that right, Tommy, I didn't know that wasn't Let's
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  Speaker 1: listen in Chester, who was played by Slow Tommy, as
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: he introduces Ramon to his father Ramon. This is Dad,
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  Speaker 1: that this is Ramon. Well, well i'm I'm I'm so
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  Speaker 1: happy to meet your Ramona. Heard a lot about you.
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  Speaker 1: Always wanted to meet you. You do. You're the one
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  Speaker 1: responsible for changing my son lifestyle. Well, he happy with it,
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  Speaker 1: and so am I. I hope you two vegans get
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  Speaker 1: along well and have a wonderful life. Take your slow fast.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: Junior is telling police jokes to office to touch it
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  Speaker 1: and to officer rubb it. So why do cops like
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  Speaker 1: don't nuts? I don't know why. Cops don't know why either,
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: Why the cops like the door knots? I don't know why,
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: because they get them for free. Man is good to
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  Speaker 1: be out of jail and home for the holidays. Officer
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  Speaker 1: touch it played by incredibly slow Tommy. Where did that
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  Speaker 1: come from? Oh my goodness, it's right here in the
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: script again. Has decided to apologize to Earl for all
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  Speaker 1: that trash talking he did. Now, let's listen in on
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  Speaker 1: that conversation. Earl Chapman, I'd like to take the time
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  Speaker 1: to apologize for all the trash talking I did. I
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  Speaker 1: spoke to some people like you said, and I found
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  Speaker 1: out that you are the man in arrogant Texas. But
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  Speaker 1: you did heal me Canada quick quicker than Junior in
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  Speaker 1: a four race Quick Junior. You got that right, Earl,
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  Speaker 1: Quicker and junior. Earl has decided to stand on the
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  Speaker 1: chair and make a toast, clean, clean, clean clean. That
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  Speaker 1: was me because we don't have that kind of sound effect. Sorry,
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  Speaker 1: I be living up everybody. Listen to everybody. I want
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  Speaker 1: to thank all of you for a wonderful and glorious year.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: Let's make a toast to the poke ryand business. Also,
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: how about a toaster Frigid who ripped me off for
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: eighty five million? Dollars. How about a big shout out
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  Speaker 1: there whoever shot me in the butt with a blowdog
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  Speaker 1: and a bowling arrow. A special toast to my sister
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  Speaker 1: in law. K K A right, also like to make
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  Speaker 1: a bigger announcement. I have decided to step down as
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  Speaker 1: the CEO and leave the Poke run business to my sister. Kay,
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  Speaker 1: shut up now, k K, come on up here, say
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  Speaker 1: a few words to the people. Kak okay, okayk I'll
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  Speaker 1: wake up. You're dreaming and get your butt off that chair.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: Oh lord, was our dreaming? So Tommy beat Junior in
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  Speaker 1: the fourth race? No, you were dreaming. Ain't nothing changed?
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  Speaker 1: Trying out a damn thing? Can I help you your lost? Yeah,
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: you've been calling my name all night at the party.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: I'm dilly, Dilly, I understand about to see what's up bad?
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve,
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: here we are time for j Anthony Brown's Murder of
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  Speaker 1: don't you in Jay race? Look, let's do go here, Jake,
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  Speaker 1: don't do all right? Here we go. First of all,
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: can I say thank you to Georgie coming to jay
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  Speaker 1: Spot Tuesday night. He fantastic killed it, talked about my
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  Speaker 1: mom is so bad, so bad, that's your friend in
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  Speaker 1: my face in my own club. This week we got
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  Speaker 1: I was just saying, great, um can I just say
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  Speaker 1: this quickly? Sorry to interrupt you, but uh, George Wallace
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  Speaker 1: is in a brand new movie with Morgan Freeman. I
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: just want to point that up. For that part just
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: getting started, he beat me up, so I'm really not happy.
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  Speaker 1: I'm the song dedicated to all the side Peace centners
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  Speaker 1: the Duty by Christmas is a season. Players have a
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  Speaker 1: sin or close to the family shopping white be killed
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  Speaker 1: the monk. But I saved some money for myself to
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  Speaker 1: play sidey sen or close. Might not like how I'm living,
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  Speaker 1: might call me a don't but but that single the
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  Speaker 1: death of Sidey sin or close or maybe I'm safty
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  Speaker 1: sin clown clown and then he saw pea set and clowns.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: Maybe I'm sorry clowns. I like that man, But now
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: you were saying your tail Rab Hawkins, Reggie and myself
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  Speaker 1: put that together. You can get that song on iTunes. Okay,
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: I got one for you to come on here to cat.
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  Speaker 1: Can we join in? Because I don't know what I'm
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: gonna do. Well, I'm gonna okay, I don't know. Come on,
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  Speaker 1: come on, come on shoot from the Hip Show. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we just this would make it great. Yes, just take
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  Speaker 1: your time because when it comes in, I got to
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  Speaker 1: be right on it. Go to know whatever. There we go. Whoa,
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  Speaker 1: tom it's slow Tommy slow? Oh time tiny slow? Are
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  Speaker 1: you so slow? Whoa? I'm about to single soul to
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  Speaker 1: tell you all about Tommy slow. Yeah, a little just
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  Speaker 1: a little bit loud of fun the chart. Listen. Ah,
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  Speaker 1: it's a holidays and you need somewhere to go. Whoa,
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  Speaker 1: but don't ask Timmy to take you because he's away
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  Speaker 1: way too slow. You got burnt, Oh, you challenged Junior
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  Speaker 1: and found out he was fat. Timmy wound up losing
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  Speaker 1: five thousand can because time is so slow. He never
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  Speaker 1: knew what would happen that day. All the time is
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  Speaker 1: speed because he's fifty has gone away. Time is so slow,
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  Speaker 1: time slow. How do you make a song out of it?
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Did you just moaning? Straining? Last version?
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  Speaker 1: Come on? Now we're sitting on the radio two days later,
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: still talking about Timmy being slow. I know you're wondering
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: when it might end, but I see no reason why
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  Speaker 1: we just stop doing what we're doing. So everybody come
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  Speaker 1: on and sang it with Time is slow, Time is slow.
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  Speaker 1: Last time, Time is slow. Ladies, y'all want some of
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  Speaker 1: this dog. They're not saying this damn song? Say you girls?
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  Speaker 1: Put that out here? Slow sanction. I want you to
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  Speaker 1: say this right here. That's my five. I'm gonna call it.
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  Speaker 1: That's my five. Diar les. Come on, cast my last
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  Speaker 1: last where's my money? There's my money? Tommy slow, Tommy Slow.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why he's so slow, Tommy. You sw
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  Speaker 1: we didn't see it, see it. You're listening to the
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  Speaker 1: Steven Show. Southern California wildfires, Guys, the four thousands from
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: their homes, high winds that forced more residents to flee.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: The raging wildfires consuming southern California very very serious, Jay,
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  Speaker 1: You are correct. Close to some two hundred thousand people
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  Speaker 1: are now displaced and that number is expected to rise
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  Speaker 1: as He's Senna and the winds have the flames branching
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  Speaker 1: out in unpredictable directions. At least two hundred and sixty
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: five schools have been shut down this week. Forecasters are
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 1: predicting conditions, conditions to cause explosive fire growth as a
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  Speaker 1: Santa Ana winds could pick up. We are praying, yes,
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  Speaker 1: we are, for our neighbors and friends in California and
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: other news. Um UH countries want emergency UN meeting over
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: Trump's Jerusalem declaration. International leaders want a discussion about Donald
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  Speaker 1: Trump's latest controversial move. A group of eight countries is
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  Speaker 1: calling for an emergency meeting of the U n Security
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  Speaker 1: Council after President Trump, I'm sure you guys heard about this,
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: announced that the UN recognizes Jerusalem as Israel's capital and
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 1: they're going to move the embassy to Jerusalem now. US allies,
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: Britain and France were among the countries that demanded the meeting,
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 1: The meeting will happen to day. Yeah, this is real. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I really don't, to be honest, don't really quite understand
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  Speaker 1: the real problem here. I just don't. Um. But I
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  Speaker 1: was watching CNN and it was really weird because normally
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: there against ninety nine point nine percent of anything that
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 1: Donald Trump does. But I was listening to this woman
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 1: I can't think of her name, but she's usually really
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 1: really sharp, and she was saying, actually that the results
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  Speaker 1: of this is being blown out of proportion. The sister
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 1: that comes over, and I was amazed to hear say
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 1: that because she she hates everything Donald Trump does, and
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 1: she said she actually agreed with him on this issue
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  Speaker 1: right here, which further confused me because I really don't
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  Speaker 1: understand that region or the problem overall, the deal between
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 1: Israel the Palestine being displaced. I'm gonna just be honest,
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 1: I don't really understand the whole thing of it. So all,
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  Speaker 1: I can't really commented on it intelligently because I mean,
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  Speaker 1: it's just but they we had conflicted of how they
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: felt about it on c and then, which is normally
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 1: not there ain't the one thing you do know about
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 1: Donald Trump if it has made a lot of people mad.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 1: He's gonna do it anyway, He's no, he's going to
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  Speaker 1: do it because because it makes a lot of people mad.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 1: And this is one of those things, you know, like
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 1: anything that Obama has put together, anything, anything, he is
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  Speaker 1: under the impression that by getting rid of anything Obama
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  Speaker 1: has done, that it'll make That's how he's putting his
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  Speaker 1: stamp on things. But which is not. But it's a
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  Speaker 1: problem with that though. So then every president can come
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 1: and undo what the previous president. But you're creating hell
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 1: of a new problem when you repeal to replace Obamacare,
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 1: which is a disaster to do. You have nothing to
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 1: give people, and people are really upset about this. So
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 1: now you're going back in because he had a trade agreement.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 1: You wanted to take that out. Now this thing that
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 1: every other president or him is done with, this situation
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 1: in Israel, which I don't understand, and because he signed
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 1: off on it, now you're gonna unsign it, right because
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 1: you just up in here to it. You think if
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 1: you blow this man's candle OUs and just gonna make
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 1: yours brighter. And it don't work that way, man, but
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 1: it please base somehow, it pleases his base somehow, and
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 1: some of his base man are not. Some of them are,
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 1: some of them are. Some of them are not admitting
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 1: it right away, but they and some of them are
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 1: admitting it. You know. I'm like, yeah, And then you
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  Speaker 1: know the other story, Frank resigning in Minnesota in a
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 1: few weeks. We gotta go. There's so much going on
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 1: in the world. All right, we'll be back with more
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  Speaker 1: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to the
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Carla, you said you
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 1: wanted to ask Steve something about the race. Well, the
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 1: thing you don't have, no question, it's a serious question.
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  Speaker 1: He's he can't say, run that prankback, right, Steve, we
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 1: can't say that anymore time. Do you know what we
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 1: gotta do. We gotta change copyright so Tommy can't say
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 1: run that prankback anymore. I can say that. I know.
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  Speaker 1: What did you come on, Steve? Would you want me
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  Speaker 1: to put the paperwork in to change everything to play
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 1: the now y'all put on paperwork in? What are y'all
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 1: talking about? Say? He can do what he can say.
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 1: We've been to hop on this prank, hamstring on this
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  Speaker 1: prank we've been pu up and do this prank age.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 1: I'm team Tommy, Team Tommy all the way whatever, y'all,
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 1: y'all ain't team Tommy. Y'all walked away from him like
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 1: somebody had told y'all Timmy got ebola sho. I was
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 1: when Tommy was squatting down. As I was walking by,
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 1: Glad the camera called that there was nobody buy him
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 1: on this team. Monica ran down there and met me.
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  Speaker 1: Let me, can I ask one question? I sure, did
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 1: y'all really think Tommy would win? Yes? Yes, get down inside. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I thought I was gonna win. Never mind your fans.
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't have win. He thought he was gonna be
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  Speaker 1: dem No, I didn't think that, Tommy. One time Tommy
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  Speaker 1: told me, yes she did, Yes, she did. Tommy told
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 1: me at one time he could do twenty pull up.
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  Speaker 1: Remember that, Timmy. How many did you get out? I
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  Speaker 1: don't think we did it. You don't think we did it? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and let me don't do the pull ups? Why do
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 1: you think we didn't? Because I was showed there, I'm
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 1: ready to back. Why you think we didn't do the
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  Speaker 1: pull up? It's the same reason we shouldn't have went
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 1: out there and rain but him two reasons. It's the same.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you know who he'd be up? Who? Prime?
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 1: I always got to get pride fore of you, I
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 1: said in the video promised highly disappointed. Yeah, me and
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  Speaker 1: me and Prime, we did do fancies. Tommy. Remember you
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  Speaker 1: remember that time you told me this was on the app.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 1: Remember that time you told me that you could jump
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 1: over me. You remember that you're unsuccessful. Remember that I
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  Speaker 1: didn't try that. We didn't try to. You know the
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  Speaker 1: same thing we should have did the other day. We
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 1: shouldn't have tried that. See. I have told you over
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 1: and over and over in your life what you can't do.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 1: And every time I told you you can't do it, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's what theme you to do it? Because I know,
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  Speaker 1: I know? How did you fifty mean time? Tell us
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  Speaker 1: I felt that you need did I got? I got it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm look at the video. Look at you looking at
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 1: that video? Okay, talking to you, I'm talking to everybody else.
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 1: Watch go to Steve Harvey. Watch it so much because
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 1: I figured if I keep watching it, at one point
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 1: you get tired and you'd win. A different gets you
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  Speaker 1: running nowhere? You better speed walk from here on speed
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  Speaker 1: walking in that looking good. Come up on his toes.
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  Speaker 1: Oh he know how to print. He pretty shoes. His
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  Speaker 1: pre game is wonderful. We've bet on the pre game.
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  Speaker 1: I'll put money on down. You're listening to Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, here we go with the last
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  Speaker 1: break of the day, last break of the week. Actually, uh,
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  Speaker 1: this is just one more thing. I wonder what we'll
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  Speaker 1: end the show with. Well, no, if y'all ain't got
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  Speaker 1: no ideas, can anyone think of it? You're gonna just
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  Speaker 1: jump out there with that. What's going on? Anything? You
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  Speaker 1: know what's going on? Can we start with the third one? Cat?
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  Speaker 1: When I called forward? What is he back there doing? Okay? Cool? Uh?
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  Speaker 1: This is and he needs to stay from behind there anyway,
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  Speaker 1: this take us off the air. This is what started
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  Speaker 1: the whole thing. This is what bought all this own
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  Speaker 1: hit it. Cat that the start of the race. One
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  Speaker 1: more time, Cat, for those who missed it. Had not
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  Speaker 1: had that, if we this would not even be then
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  Speaker 1: number two Cats. This is the sound that happened after
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  Speaker 1: the gunfire. That is Junior lowing by. You are stupid
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  Speaker 1: this year? God? Those two together ye together? Pute? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Cat call a Doppler effect. And here is the other
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  Speaker 1: sound that I wanted to go in between, but I
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  Speaker 1: think it fits here better. Can you play that last
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  Speaker 1: sound for me? Cat loof hear that right there? That's
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  Speaker 1: Thomas asked, what now here we go? Let's put them
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  Speaker 1: all together? Right right there? We go? Here we go?
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  Speaker 1: Looked off of him between because I ain't hating. That's
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  Speaker 1: the hand string and bud exploding down the whole of it,
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  Speaker 1: and the countdown. See im do it one more time
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  Speaker 1: because I'm gonna sure you what to countdown and put
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  Speaker 1: them all together and watch this because ladies, you all
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  Speaker 1: are in this. Yeah, you all in this. You ain't
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  Speaker 1: listening careful co go cat here, come Julie. That's juice
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  Speaker 1: to one, looked off of him. That's the hand, that's
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  Speaker 1: y'all walking off. Man. We walked up fast Wood. Text
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  Speaker 1: is but exploding the hall straight and everything. I like
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  Speaker 1: the butt explosh, Tommy, give it up now, okay, y'all
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  Speaker 1: take it over, man, give no more challenges, Tommy. You
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  Speaker 1: know the New Years coming up, resolutions nothing, how to
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  Speaker 1: do something in New Year? And now I gotta do something.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta keep your target. Well, you know if you're
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  Speaker 1: don't do it that way. You should just set us
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  Speaker 1: have some losing money all the way, the loser man.
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  Speaker 1: It feels good. The thing about it. Junior's gonna take
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  Speaker 1: the money and give it to his foundation, Martin. It's
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  Speaker 1: the Mark Thomas Foundation down in Austin, Texas. He does
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  Speaker 1: it every year. Um this there to been a series
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  Speaker 1: of this year's grace on buying buying the Christmas for
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  Speaker 1: the kids, but the CRIDs with sickle sale and don't
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  Speaker 1: have a wonderful Christmas. Thanks and time you will be
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  Speaker 1: getting a video thank you, nephew timing. This is not
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  Speaker 1: even from us, This from house again and y'all go
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  Speaker 1: mouse to give and that's what I'm gonna do. So
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  Speaker 1: it's gonna get It will take place on the twenty
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  Speaker 1: two of December, so it's gonna be really gonna It
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  Speaker 1: is a good thing because it ended being good for
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  Speaker 1: the charity. Yeah, but I don't make sure they thank
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  Speaker 1: him though. I want them to thank time. I really do.
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  Speaker 1: I'm all the kids. I'm thinking, I don't nobody but charity.
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  Speaker 1: You got to give me what you gave me. Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: You've made us have four hours of funny man. Yet eight.
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  Speaker 1: But can I hear one? Just for those of you
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  Speaker 1: just driving in your car, sitting at work, this is
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  Speaker 1: all that happened to Tommy in a row. You're gonna
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  Speaker 1: hear the start of the race. You're gonna hear Junior
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  Speaker 1: coming and going. Then you're gonna hear three to one.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna hear Tommy's butt erupting, hamstring pulling, and the
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  Speaker 1: girls walking off with the champions. Here the championshire that
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  Speaker 1: we could we could try that. I don't have that
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  Speaker 1: with me. Go ahead, cap here it is now here
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  Speaker 1: comes Julia. That go Julia. That Thomas but is exploded
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  Speaker 1: and the clapping the hearls were walking. See that continuous
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  Speaker 1: long Yeah that's the button. But that's me also driving
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  Speaker 1: off on that car that hit hinting the studio over
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  Speaker 1: tay to put your headphones off first one in. I
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  Speaker 1: got out there for the next day. I said there
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  Speaker 1: all night out there foquet got there. Oh man, why
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  Speaker 1: not go out one more? Timmy race starter? Here come
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  Speaker 1: Julian de go, Julian, here come Tommy. Hamstring go Tommy,
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