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S2E24 - Ten Minutes in Space · No Latency

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Last time on no latency, it's not my fault.
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I make everybody watched Alice. It's kind of a long story.
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Mostly we just wanted to come to spice but I pull out the gun.
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I might be able to help you. Would you like to smooth
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Rochambeau? I'm just jealous.
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All right, we may eventually need you to help pilot this
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ship. You're fucking terrible.
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Liar James. I'm sorry.
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You have revoked your piracy privileges.
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If they're launching the space, do we need to leave these rooms
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when they launched them? Yeah, we probably should move
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them. What?
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Wait, hold on. Why would we all be there unless
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you want to be in here? Whoa, Jen know, I kind of do
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love yourself in strap yourself in, if I could tear up, I
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wouldn't either two things space.
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Ain't that scary or two? No, one can hear you scream?
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So retro you're staring into the Infinity of space satellites
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have disappeared into the distance as they use their
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little retro boosters to get into position.
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They have not been activated yet but they are now above in an
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orbit, I need you to roll basic Tech.
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Okay, 22. Hmm.
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You have managed to Program, the slice of dawn, but unfortunately
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by not rolling and 24, you've missed your window to activate
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its geosynchronous orbit, and it starts to move in an orbit.
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That means it passes over the city once every few hours and it
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starts to really fly out. Oh, the communication satellite
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is fine, it Finds Its position above the city and waits to be
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activated, and then you watch the iris solo close in front of
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you. You hear the sound of are being
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re-injected into the room. And James places both of his
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feet down on the ground and his feet finally reattached surface
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of the spaceship do some that experience.
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Retro has looked out and stare deep into the abyss and wonders.
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Now, if the abyss is entered back into them, really All
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right, so team, what's the next part of the plan?
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Well, I'm going to go check on Alice and George.
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Yes, I will join you and then we hold them at gunpoint so that
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they are sorry, nasty point if and get them to land this thing,
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Sarah we don't need to do that. We just join them in a pod.
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Oh, all right, they're on our side.
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And you step into the cockpit. Allison.
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Georgia sitting at the main console.
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Hi all systems nominal. Okay?
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Autopilot son, the ship will ship.
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Will head down to the planet in back to space base about half an
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hour? Yeah.
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No, this is a great, all powered by me.
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Captain, oh, you're here. Hi, yes.
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Hi well, I He's thinking do they need both pots?
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So you two could take one part and then we could take the other
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and we made, and James on the ship.
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That's fine. Oh, shoot, you to have to take
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James with you. Well yeah, I mean Like, I'm
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gonna be real with you. What do we tell them?
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You tell them everything went fine.
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Nothing would why did if you're going to take one of the pods
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they get to know that's missing is a hand in it because and they
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will have seen this in their logs, right?
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They would sing that that we're over capacity because I am one
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of you said that. He said, oh yeah, that's why we
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had too much weight on here. And so you can say that in order
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to Do a safe landing. You had to jettison one of the
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one of the pods. That actually makes sense.
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What because, if you had jet Setter right, right.
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Two pods. And you only use one and the
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other one needs to be jettisoned.
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Okay? Yeah, that works.
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Right? Well, I think so.
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Okay. Roll persuasion. 16.
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Yeah, fine. All right, well there are two
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one, two, three, four. There were two parts.
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We can take pod one and I guess you guys can take pot too.
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You know how to fly a flight vehicle?
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I do, oh, I guess you really are the captain now.
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Would it be bad if we took James could be all like, what if we
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take him to the floor? I mean personally I would like
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to, I'm not gonna be real. I don't know how much you can
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trust James man. Person people.
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All of you. The guide snuck onto the ship
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and I don't think his intentions were good know, his intentions
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were not good. Yeah, he was going to destroy
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the satellites and blame it. All on you and say that he saved
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the day. So I don't know about you guys
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but I don't know if you can trust, and dip, keep quiet.
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So are you taking him with you? I mean, I just wanted to be, I
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mean like, what are you going to do?
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Make it to get beat his head over?
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So he loses his memory or some shit.
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Yeah, about that. Maybe we That she started care
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of him, okay? Well, you're going to come on,
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Mary? No, no, no.
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I'm a doctor. Look.
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Sounds like a fucking socks. Alright.
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Well, we'll prep pad one and you bring his James.
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I guess just be careful. They're still autonomous drones
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on board and I do not control those, so it's not me.
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Okay, don't go in the bathroom to or bathroom, one for that
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matter. Don't go into the bathroom, just
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don't So which part is ours? Well what is over here?
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He points to the nearest duties of him and the other one is over
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by Alice. Yeah yeah.
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That the door near the vending machine you turn around and in
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the corner of the room on either side of the main door to vending
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machines with MC space labeled across the top.
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There's always a machines diem you want to look.
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Yeah, well I have My balls, I gotta balls.
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The vending machines, serve food, water and medical supplies
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with access and, on the label above where you pay.
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You notice that it says NC ration card only well, none of,
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that's interesting. Mmm, break it open but I'm not
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sure I'm looking for snacks. Honestly, this old 0g, things
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made my tummy, kind of upset mine, too.
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If I'm being honest, mine three. Yeah, Mindful and retro vomited
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all over himself so there's that.
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So that's him. Five, right?
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Should we grab James? Yeah, you guys do that.
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I'll start prepping and George hits a button on the console and
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it just Auto our peers across the whole front of the console.
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He disappears into the other room.
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I'm gonna grab my shit and George's and Alice leaves the
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room. And heads off some really is
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grabbed James, dragging them, across the floor, opens the door
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to everybody else. Yeah, that was fun.
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Get up. Damn it.
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Do we kill him now or later? No, no.
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Give me. No.
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Give me. Sorry.
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No, we're not going to kill him. We're taking him with us.
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Well, thank God. We're not going to make them a
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patsy. All right, I'm sure.
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We could trap the other two for not ratting us out.
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No, but we can trust them, probably more than him.
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So, how much never mind. Do we have?
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It's going to say. I don't think we have enough to
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pass around to all of them. I think we have three that you
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took back from me. Didn't wasn't it too?
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We to you, I only took one. Wasn't that a packet of 20 was a
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packet? Ooh, I forgot.
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And I guess the other one, I guess.
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Ha, ha ha. Well truck humor.
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That's funny. We have three we have three.
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Well now we've got two and two hops, but yeah, well give James
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the two halves to absorb what what's going on.
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So if we just shut we could shove them all into one pot
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after giving them that mean. Nobody knows.
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Exactly what happened. How long does it take to kick
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in? I don't think it's very long.
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It's not a Pity all in one pot to your right?
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And a how you know, how long, how back, how far back?
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Does it go? On forget like we do.
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I do you know as much as I don't really care about them.
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Now I kind of have started to have a bit of an attachment to
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these people that we've met. And I'm not sure I want to have
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them forget how to Pilot the their escape, I'll do know,
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they'll know, awesome, not right.
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Yeah. Trained professionals.
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Yeah. Wait a minute.
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Jeb would you just say, well, I'm not sure I want to have them
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die because of their lack of foot.
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Remember, and how what? Something just clicked in my
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brain. I run over to the panel.
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But they were working on, right? Does this ship have a black box?
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Yes. Can I disengage that black box?
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It is a high-security pot of the system but you can attempt to,
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I'm gonna fucking run. Check the console of the ship.
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You want to check it? Yeah, all right.
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Maybe you could see if Georgia Alice knows how to help you.
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Some will go get him, George Alice.
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Hey And the whole ship bows. Never none.
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Yes. Throats.
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That they are not trained with that yet.
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No, I miss control. I'm sorry, I sneezed.
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That's my bad. Yes, all of that stuff, you
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know, it got me excited. Sorry about that.
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Is your electronics security Tech auto, give you 20.
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But yeah, you 68 plus Six piece 20 already oh my God baby crib
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fail. Yeah to have inspiration or
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anything. No no George repositions the
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ship, maybe don't fuck with the spaceship.
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You're not trained to use not to be an arrogant prick.
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But I did study for 4, for 3 to 4 months on, how to Pilot this
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new brand, new experimental piece of technology.
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That if we fuck it up will kill us all.
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So fucking chill. I'm gonna have her my hand over.
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All right over random set of buttons.
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Like I'll take this all down. I don't like the way I'm being
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disrespected right now goddamn and he leaves the room and goes
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back into the Pod room. We need to get that black box,
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that has a lager. Everything that happened on
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here. What if they are telling the
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truth or not? That thing is not gonna lie,
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babe. Ooh babe.
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Ooh, babe, ooh, Philip kill your in some face.
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Space. So if you want to communicate
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with Phillip you gotta do some special ass shit.
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They want to try it's fine but I'm not lying.
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You just call from space because secretly space is limited.
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You mean aside from this can't be the actual hasn't been turned
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on yet. Damn it.
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That is hilarious. Can we turn it on retro?
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Can we turn it on? If we have to get the Black Box
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off, we are a very limited amount of time, and if you can't
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do it, we have to have somebody who will If I think I had a good
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enough connection from before, and can I reach out with my own
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personal signal, to that communication, satellite the
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console behind the cockpit on the arch is controls for outside
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arms and satellites. I'll goodbye Maggie Rashad.
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Basic Tech 30. Yes, early, activation requires
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manual input and you discover that satellite has to be
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activated. It manually which means you will
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likely have to make a stop in space on your way home.
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It's like a space walk. You could do that from the Pod
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but you now know exactly how to do it and because you rolled a
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crit on this, you know, exactly how to do it and you'll get a
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plus 2 to do it but you get a plus two to do it.
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Wow. Okay.
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But here's the thing, we can't talk to Phillip unless the
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communication satellite is on and we will have already The
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ship. I like you're gonna cry this
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thing off of its hinges metaphorical he just ask suppose
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I didn't really see it. My point is, I think we'd got a
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smash and grab we can't break anything at leaves evidence.
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Yeah, delete it. Can I shoot it right?
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This is a while. So don't don't be giving them.
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The looks I give you the look. I don't do it.
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Let me say it first. Then the look.
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Hey, continue giving You the look, stop it.
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I can feel it. Could we fire me out of the
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airlock to Comm satellite? And then you just come pick me
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up afterwards. You want to do a Matt Damon in
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the Martian. I think that might be our only
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option. That is incredibly risky and
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dangerous. There are arms on the outside of
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the ship. Dave, spacewalker Claire arms as
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far as I can. Retro.
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Will you check how much oxygen that you've got?
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So you've got how much on you how much do I have?
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I'm in the suit. So I have five minutes and
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that's just in your head, right? Right.
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And then how much does the suit have 30%?
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That's another five minutes. What about these is only oxygen
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masses? Still have on me.
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Okay. How are you going to fit that on
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your TV head? Well what if I just injected it
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into To the reservoir of the suit.
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I mean, that Peroni really two minutes each and then no one
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else can use it in an emergency. I also have one but that's, I
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mean, we could do it in ten minutes.
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Yeah. Like, I was Jeb supportive.
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Vandal elbows you in the ribs. Wow.
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Oh, we might need the actual astronauts to help us Deb
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specifically. Yes.
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Right, be supportive. I mean I was gonna say I think
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yeah, them's betting odds are good.
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Should we get the astronauts to help?
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I'm not helping anything. You guys suck.
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I'm kicking him in the ribs how I feel.
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Okay, doing that. Since I'm having a good the
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spacewalk, I'm gonna tell everyone you're not going to.
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MMM, open your mouth. What?
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Open your mouth, open my mouth. Open your mouth.
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Vendor prize mouth open. It's a hypo injecting thing and
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shove the Penndel has now grabs James in, his holding his mouth
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open. Yeah, yeah, that's right.
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You little bitch, I shove the the pill down his throat.
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There you go, that'll help me a little bit and then Del stops
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your hand. It's the last hour right?
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Is this, the moment? Hmm, I guess we should wait till
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after we are. As soon as we get on the air on
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the air. Okay, one moment I take two
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fingers. I just I just put in a little
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baggy suits tastes like crap. Alright alright mouth numb,
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don't worry about that. Is your.
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I just dragged James with me to the airlock.
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Let's go buddy. You and me together, I'm sorry,
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I'm sorry. I just okay, just just zip the
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lips and Women throw them in the Pod.
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All right, let I'm yeah Wendell gets out the last of their
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duct-tape wraps. It around the back of James Hogg
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ties him and Carries him to the other room.
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Do it, do it do I give him the pill and then like I know I come
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out I'll fuck him up. Yes.
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Maybe right as we're making our way out, we give them the pill.
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All right, okay. I'm gonna hold him here and then
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we'll do that when he's not too. Sure.
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I just talked about I mean I could just not yet.
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Do something like you want to knock him out.
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You want to beat him up? Jab smack him.
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Across the face. Give him a good.
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Yep. Rob Bromley has been holding
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him. We just going to inject the pill
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into him or something and I guess, I bet I can enjoy.
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Yeah, we have them. You can massage the throat, and
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make someone swallow while they're unconscious.
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All right. VV roll.
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First day to make sure he doesn't choke and die.
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Oh, that's how you can do. Builder.
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Okay, that's fantastic. That's a really high credit.
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And you massage his throat and he swallows involuntarily falls
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to the ground. He will now forget the last hour
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of his life. He's unconscious.
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Now, you have been out the rain. Oh, there's George setting up.
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The he was spot. He's going to escape.
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He was just feeling unwell so we help them out, right?
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I'll just put it in the pot, I guess something, just rolls
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James into the. There's two things.
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There are two things, right? We have to do a spacewalk and
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then I need you to take some medication.
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Oh I don't get spacesick no just get the poops so performance,
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anxiety. Thing.
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I'm going to need you to take never mind.
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What the fuck is, never mind. Well, I'll tell you since you
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won't remember. Anyway, it's a drug that makes
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you forget forget what forget the last hour of your life.
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So all of this you will forget. Oh, but I'll forget the poop my
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crowning achievement. Wait, hold on, hold on.
19:36
I'm sorry I hate to interrupt but now you did say that if it
19:39
was a memorable enough experience that it would stay
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with you. Yes, that is true.
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That is true it. Okay.
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Roll persuasion Jeff. That's beautiful.
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That is actually, that is genuinely.
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Elijah put some luck in that. You should put some luck in
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that. I'm just saying you should put
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some luck in this persuasion. Mmm, no need team, really?
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Minimum was so important to me that I'll remember it forever.
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I mean, if it was listen, all I'm saying is that if it was
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that important one and it should be able to get past the semi
20:20
permeable membrane and I look over it.
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The doc that's 100% accurate. Yes.
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Oh you know you look like a cowboy but you're a nurse cool.
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That's death he's learned a lot from me.
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So about both kinds of scalpels. Yes.
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Yes. Yeah.
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Intravenous told my leg right installation.
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That that's what he specializes. I love my leg and
20:49
pharmaceuticals. So, that's how she knows all
20:51
about this. So, all right.
20:55
Sure. But do you, do you want me to
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take it at a specific time? After you help us with the
21:02
spacewalk? True, I believe you.
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I'm obviously, if we're all going to you Alice, We have to
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as well. Correct.
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But on, so I've got James, I'm gonna duct-tape him to the to
21:16
the front. Does that mean?
21:17
We'll forget what James is here. Should we write ourselves
21:19
something? I'm sure that you'll make
21:22
something up about how he's a prick.
21:25
Yeah, I know. He is a prick.
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He kicks James ducat. All right, well, I'm almost done
21:30
with this one so we actually the ship does re-entry in about 20
21:34
to 25 minutes. So well then we got to go.
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Yes. Don't we need you?
21:39
Help. Or do you mean good luck?
21:42
The other you said you could fly a vehicle the other Kono side
21:46
the spacewalk part. Oh well I mean you know if you
21:50
have to do a spacewalk you get in there and an airlock and you
21:53
let him out, you can use one of the sap rooms, all right?
21:56
Well, sitting in Tech, you know, okay.
21:59
And how do we get him into our pod after to we'll just make
22:03
sure all of your space suits are sealed.
22:06
So that when you open the side of the pot and everything
22:08
evacuates, the cupid Okay. Oh, great, everything backwards.
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Like, you evacuate your bowels earlier today.
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There was dope, right? Yes, fifth with my friend.
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Let's go. You're a cool nurse.
22:19
All right, we don't have a lot of time.
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Let's get retro out of this. Yes, spaceship Alice books.
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All right, I got all my shit. What's going on?
22:28
You got any rope? Aus?
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Rob. Yeah, I mean, there's a tether
22:32
Anil in both sat rooms. Oh great.
22:34
I start walking. Oh, and just make sure to take
22:37
this pill on the way out. What?
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Oh, I don't get nauseous nauseous.
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It's, it's a Memory thing. Memory loss pill thing.
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We lost pet that exists. Yeah.
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Oh yeah. What?
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I just did Serious. Yeah.
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But you won't remember. Anyway.
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So Here you go just and make sure you turn it.
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If I if I take this you promise I'll never see you again.
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No promises. Alice blushes a little.
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Well, I mean, if you're telling me that this makes me forget you
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that means balls in your court. I suppose so In the background,
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like, what is, have you dealt with James and George?
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And that they're all good to go. Okay, well, good luck with your
23:53
stuff, I guess. I'm not really sure why we
23:55
didn't fight you, but I'm down, I would prefer not to die in
23:58
space. So thanks for only hurting me a
24:01
little. Yes, safe safe, journey, back to
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Earth. She puts her hand out to shake
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your hand. Awkwardly shakes.
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It And this handshake lingers for a little longer than it
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should you lock eyes with Alice. She just Smiles at you baby.
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Smiles back. Awkwardly.
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It was great to meet you you too.
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And she slinks off into the other room and gets into the
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Pod. I just like to thank the rest of
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the group was just watching this whole exchange like my actual
24:34
gay Panic, the whole time. Look at each other.
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Like alright, are we doing this or not?
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Things are happening in here? Retro.
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We are have other things be okay yeah we're good to go retro.
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You already. Yeah to this to Dada just to be
25:04
sure. We're shooting recho out of the
25:07
South Bay right there. Turning on the satellite, we're
25:11
calling Philip to disable the black box that.
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I mean, that's what we're doing on the ship.
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Yeah. And then we get in the pot and
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we rescue retro from space in less than 10 minutes in less
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than 10 minutes, all right? Just so we have everything.
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I only have 7 points of luck, right?
25:27
Right. Because I'm gonna need it to
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things tabletop, Retro staring the doors.
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It's ready to open. You hear the rest of the crew
26:52
talking over the communicator that work short range and you
26:57
may, you have control to release him into space by owner Jeb.
27:01
When you get into the Pod, you're looking around, inside
27:04
this Escape pod also / shuttle. It would be used as a boarding
27:08
vehicle as well, if there was a space station for NC spacer, but
27:11
they haven't got to that yet. And as you step inside, you
27:13
noticed that there is a A gun like grapple.
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Oh yeah. It's a giant graph will good
27:20
jab, you know, how to use a grapple gun?
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I'm already. Yes, sir.
27:24
We can, we can rely on you to save his life.
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Absolutely awful. If you missed in space.
27:28
Well, I won't never cool. Well, you know that means, if
27:32
you don't, then retro will die. Retro are you ready?
27:36
You didn't hear that. Did you?
27:37
I got a new character if we lose retro to space, I'm going to be
27:44
so sad. Sad.
27:45
I know everyone got inspiration. Okay.
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Yeah. Except for retro.
27:52
All right, I'm going to press the button, okay?
27:54
Down the corridor. You see him standing floating
27:56
above the South Bay and he looks at you as the two doors close in
28:01
unison. Hear a bunch of bulkheads
28:04
release and the room is ready to be spaced spaced, I hit the
28:09
button, set a 10 minute, timer where we go.
28:13
Oh shit, Retro Retro space opens before you.
28:17
I like that. You get hurtled into space, I go
28:20
flying out. Outline tching.
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I have nothing tied off to me. I'm going barreling out.
28:26
Can maneuver just a little bit, not a lot.
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But okay, Heather in nobody told me there was a tether.
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Yes ballasted know. I wasn't there for that.
28:35
He wasn't that you go flying towards the Comm satellite.
28:41
You see retro? Hurtling through space retro
28:44
roll something to land on the satellite.
28:48
Okay? What can a row work in a row?
28:58
Oh yeah, that was exactly the landing 0 plus 9 which is a crit
29:05
you'd land on top of the Comsat, the panel is closed and since
29:10
it's outside its ready to release its dishes, expand and
29:14
position itself above the city. You have to do this manually.
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This requires two operations, requiring two separate checks,
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Okay, what Chuck's you have to open up the satellite release
29:27
and then activate the signal carry man?
29:31
That's going to open it up. First 25, the DV was 18, the
29:35
dishes on the outside, reposition and extend ever.
29:38
So slightly only needing to extend a little bit and on the
29:41
back a little panel opens to receive solar power.
29:44
You actually feel the machines start to vibrate underneath your
29:47
hand as the Dynamo on the inside to create its geosynchronous
29:50
orbit. It starts to spin current and
29:55
the whole thing starts to spin your.
29:58
Now, spinning in space, Google, you've got one more thing to
30:06
activate it. You vomit inside your helmet.
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Oh gosh. This is my what I thought was
30:19
out of time. Retro can you hear me?
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He's going as fast as I can. Everything's all spinny.
30:27
You got this retro fatty. Yes.
30:30
Electronic security Tech. The satellite stop spinning.
30:33
Connects to the ground and you feel it surging, little bit as
30:38
it starts to receive data. Wow, this signals are amazing.
30:46
Yes, I need a box. Don't take your time.
30:49
Why have our okay, six minutes and 30 seconds?
30:54
Okay? If you could just Go to the car.
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Logan. Right, roll.
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Well interface the interface. Oh God.
31:03
Positively. Interface.
31:04
Interface. Where is interface?
31:05
Oh my God. Where's interface?
31:07
Help it? Yes.
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It's an where rho is growing. I don't know.
31:18
That's wrong interface Iraq. I click the button.
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Click. Right.
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That's rolling. The dice.
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Oh yeah. And then, says roll bonus.
31:24
There is no limit. Yes.
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Oh, I'm logged in. That's good.
31:29
All right, all right. I'm just gonna use gonna use
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this thing. On 2nd rolls app.
31:35
No bonus extra damage dice? No, no bonus 9, yes, the Black
31:42
Fox on the screen gets hit and you watch it vibrate in front of
31:45
you and bits of the data pour away from it.
32:03
Box disappears before you on the front screen and there's just a
32:05
little bit of data left and that data is actual video looping of
32:10
you guys launching the circle 13.
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Yes, Four minutes, that's bad. Little 30 seconds.
32:33
All right everybody, everybody will get in the Pod and it's
32:38
disconnects from the ship and exits Jets.
32:43
You are on the tether harness, it is a double gun and Is retro
32:49
on the outside of the satellite. Looking pretty worse for wear.
32:53
You can see he's got like a few splashes in the inside of his
32:55
helmet is not feeling very well. The satellite is not spinning,
33:00
but he is, oh my God. All right, I was gonna be a
33:03
tough one. Oh my God, I don't know if I
33:07
have any luck boys, I do. I'm gonna use them.
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Yes. Right here, right now.
33:19
Flies through the space above Earth, it grabs onto Retros
33:24
waste like that scene when they pull Neo out of the Flesh in The
33:28
Matrix as he flies towards the ship and they'll goes everyone
33:33
get PL. Now the helmet down on the side
33:38
of the shit pops open and retro comes colliding in and because
33:43
he's connected to the cable, you can hear his voice.
33:46
Vibrate through this. Into the back of the ship, the
33:52
door shuts. He takes eight damage, ouch, and
33:59
you all are now inside this Escape pod.
34:03
There's silence. The satellite has been
34:06
controlled. You're all safe and sound inside
34:09
this pod above space. You're looking out above space
34:13
and the space ship disappears away from you with three minutes
34:17
to spare God, you did it. You actually might it.
34:23
Oh my beep, pen back, no, not until we're back on earth.
34:29
Oh God. All right, Iona, I mean, boss at
34:33
you, take us home, Captain, Captain Yar Yar.
34:42
Now, I will say I'm putting for luck into this.
34:47
Okay, it's good team. Yes, yes, that is not You into
34:54
the Stratosphere in the whole ship starts to shake, you can
34:57
land very, very easily in the Badlands.
35:01
You can try and land back on the space station and try and
35:04
explain away out of that or you can crash into the junkyard.
35:10
I think Badlands. And then we see if blank can
35:14
help us Splunk back in the Badlands.
35:16
How's that sound job? I mean, you know I always loved
35:20
heading out to the Homeland more more heavy.
35:24
All right, the my last three points of luck, just well 11.
35:27
Yeah, 11, yes, the DVD to crash into the Badlands was only a 10
35:33
lakhs, a considerably higher. And to land in the jungle a
35:36
junkyard even higher you Kareem from space to the bad ones out
35:41
there in the void of space as you feel the whole ship Rumble
35:45
around you. This is a tiny little pod and it
35:48
screening towards space. Oh no.
35:59
Around the front of the ship and you hit that the Badlands.
36:02
Not only just meeting the DVD, everyone gets one and you've
36:16
made it back to Earth. Okay, never been so happy to be
36:23
on land. We make sorry.
36:27
I start kissing the ground. Oh, beautiful.
36:31
Beautiful dry, hot, arid sand. I really didn't want to say
36:35
anything to you opening the door, jab?
36:37
Yeah. So the pot we be landed.
36:40
You did, you're saying you open the door?
36:42
Well now I don't want no, no. You said it now, it's not
36:47
sanitary, it's gross. He's kissing it through his
36:49
helmet. Very silly my stuff back,
36:54
please. Yes, yes, absolutely.
36:57
Jeb, these are for you, what is Jeb?
37:00
You get your guns back. Oh, thanks.
37:02
Oh jeez, I knew Allen and then don't give you back all of your
37:05
grenades - 10 fuck you. Oh, Wendell is getting sassy.
37:13
I'm more certain now. I have skills, I can fight
37:17
anything. I'm I'm getting confident.
37:20
Like, I anyone in the Badlands, they could take me on, you'd
37:24
see, then they'll starts grandstanding in the dirt.
37:26
I could take anything on. I'm going to light up a joint.
37:35
Rest of a sand dune to your right?
37:39
Yeah. Press this and the big fuck-off
37:44
knife sticking out of its forehead.
37:46
What the hell? I wasn't being literal.
37:51
Oh shit, he's back. Back in the bar, back in the Pod
37:56
magnified. We go through.
37:57
We'll get back in the Pod, get back into the pot, in the door
38:01
slams. Shut.
38:02
Oh now wait, I really thought we do?
38:05
We're going to be seeing that thing again.
38:07
Who would have thought that we would crash land right next to
38:10
the Badland Beast, maybe the buried lambaste sauce fall from
38:14
the sky and came here looking for a little snack.
38:18
Maybe it's God displaying an infinite joke because we just
38:20
practically shit across the sky. Can you call blank?
38:28
Jab, right. Oh, right.
38:30
Like yeah, I'm the chief. Are you there if you the wwp?
38:47
I see, we're not here to take your message right now, but
38:50
leave a message after the tone and I'll get back to you when I
38:54
fucking want to hang up. Has he didn't answer.
38:59
Oh God. Do we have to kill this thing?
39:02
You know, I do know that there are a lot of different packs out
39:06
there that do worship it as some sort of demigod and I think it
39:10
would be very culturally insensitive.
39:14
There's no way for us to maneuver this pot at all
39:17
anymore. I suppose our their emergency
39:20
button on the got an idea, Landing Wheels.
39:23
That's fine. What's your idea?
39:25
I was thinking maybe We take it for a ride.
39:41
Next time on no leaf. Who's gonna help me grapple this
39:50
thing with the ship? Iona, I know you want to do it.
39:53
I see it in your eyes. Is there a like Landing tires
39:58
that we haven't destroyed pretty strong?
40:00
I work out. All right.
40:02
Me and L will get out and push, don't get out of the vehicle.
40:05
Why nobody's getting out yet? You've got an, a wild animal
40:09
that has a knife in its head. He is.
40:12
Whoa, there we go. Girl, come on now.
40:16
Someone Baby, Take Take the Wheel.
40:19
Okay, I'm holding it steady. I have an uneasy sense of dread
40:22
right now. All right, so we domesticate in
40:25
this thing. Are we knew couldn't well?
40:26
I mean, I own a. How much do you know about the
40:28
Beast? It's a super beast.
40:30
I don't know what to tell you, what does your nose say?
40:32
Jeb, you know, I think we might have to go to the right because
40:36
it smells like a delicious Buffet to the left and I'm not
40:41
sure I'm ready for that.