5:35 Idiotology April 7, 2026: Man stabbed in back of the head with a tooth brush...at the beach
Company called 'Oddbird' makes "dealcoholized champagne' that sells for $100 a bottle...and there's a waiting list, Woman arrested for stabbing man in the back of the head with a toothbrush, Man arrested in McDonald's robbery near UCF campus over demand for "free cookies"
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