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JAB Top 10, Scary Movies, Roommate Rules, U Don't Know Stress and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know y'all.
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  Speaker 2: At all at all, don't given the.
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  Speaker 3: Black bus busy.
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  Speaker 4: Listening to me.
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  Speaker 2: I don't Joy, Yeah, Joy.
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  Speaker 3: You know you love you gotta turn you.
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  Speaker 2: To turn the mouse to turn you probably got to
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  Speaker 2: turn the mouth, turn out the word.
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  Speaker 1: Of the money.
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  Speaker 5: Jo.
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  Speaker 6: Look.
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  Speaker 1: Come come on, you'll think, uh huh, I sure will.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning everybody, y'all listening to the voice, Come on,
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  Speaker 1: dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a
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  Speaker 1: radio show. Okay, okay, here's what I want to share
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  Speaker 1: with you. Stop complaining. So I had to legend. You
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  Speaker 1: see how I let that one sit for a second.
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  Speaker 1: Stop complaining? Do you realize without us even thinking about it,
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  Speaker 1: oftentimes we just complain about stuff and it comes up
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  Speaker 1: in such subtle forms. Man, I don't know why they're
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  Speaker 1: still letting that lady work there. Man, if they don't
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  Speaker 1: fire this woman, Man, I don't know what I'm gonna do.
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  Speaker 1: She drive me crazy. She always got something to say.
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  Speaker 1: I bet today, though, the way I'm feeling right now,
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  Speaker 1: I bet she better not say nothing to me today.
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  Speaker 1: M Yeah, yeah, because day it today. It I'm sick
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  Speaker 1: of her running in her mouth. Last time she said
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  Speaker 1: something to me, I should have said something to it.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I'm just giving you a
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  Speaker 1: small example of how it starts to snowball. Once you
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  Speaker 1: start to complain, it just carries over into so many things. Man,
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  Speaker 1: Stop complaining about your car, Stop complaining about your bus pass,
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  Speaker 1: Stop complaining about your kids can't seem to get it together.
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  Speaker 1: Stop complaining about your man can't seem to get it together.
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  Speaker 1: Stop complaining. Stop Have you noticed? I'm just asking, have
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  Speaker 1: you noticed that in all of your complaining, it has
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  Speaker 1: provided not one solution. The reason I'm telling you to
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  Speaker 1: stop complaining because God is able, Because God is capable.
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  Speaker 1: He is capable and able of fixing anything, capable and
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  Speaker 1: able of curing anything, capable and able of allowing you
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  Speaker 1: to get to adjusting to things, and capable and able
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  Speaker 1: to strengthen you to get through and change anything. But
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  Speaker 1: the key here is God is capable, and God is able.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of times I find myself complaining because I
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  Speaker 1: have not used my greatest asset, and that's my real
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  Speaker 1: relationship with God. You all have one now, you may
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  Speaker 1: not have nurtured it. But you have one because God
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  Speaker 1: created you as his child. He's available to you now.
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  Speaker 1: The fact that you ain't went to him. Okay, once again,
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  Speaker 1: who fought as that? Stop complaining until you strengthen your
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  Speaker 1: relationship with God and formulate this relationship. You don't have
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  Speaker 1: enough weapons. You ain't got a big enough shield to
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  Speaker 1: fight this thing called life. He just keeps coming. Man,
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  Speaker 1: And unless you develop a relationship with God, you need
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  Speaker 1: a partner in all of this. Maybe you got another
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  Speaker 1: route you're gonna take. But every successful person I know
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  Speaker 1: personally has a relationship with God. I have some really
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  Speaker 1: really some people that's kind of up there in the
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  Speaker 1: success term in terms of business and money and statute.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just talking about that portion of success. And then
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  Speaker 1: I have a lot of people who are very successful
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  Speaker 1: in their spiritual life, who have become great men of
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  Speaker 1: God and women of God. But look at all of them,
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  Speaker 1: and all of them have substantial amounts of you know,
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  Speaker 1: possessions and things like that. Also, most successful people I
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  Speaker 1: know have that even if you saw them never with
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  Speaker 1: a big lot of house and a lot of money
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  Speaker 1: or stuff like that, they had so much respect, so
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  Speaker 1: much love, so much power was given them from people
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  Speaker 1: that their life was rich in that area, you know,
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  Speaker 1: like Ahma and Luther King or something like that, or
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  Speaker 1: Gandhi or somebody who lived their life in service, or
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  Speaker 1: Nelson Mandela who came out and just man, people put
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  Speaker 1: stuff at their feet because of their service. So all
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  Speaker 1: successful people I know have that, Every last one of
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  Speaker 1: these people that I know, they have relationship with God.
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  Speaker 1: They use the tool that was available to them to
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  Speaker 1: give them the strength, the bullets, the arrows, the slings,
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  Speaker 1: the shield to fight this thing called life and have
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  Speaker 1: the most valuable partner right there by the side. They
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  Speaker 1: heavily father God because he will help you get through
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  Speaker 1: this thing called life. Man, stop complaining all the time.
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  Speaker 1: It's not fixing anything. Why don't you do yourself a
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  Speaker 1: favor and strengthen your relationship with God? Man? Why can
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  Speaker 1: I never get over? Well you have not because you
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  Speaker 1: asked not. Man, how come I always got problems? Well,
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  Speaker 1: you keep trying to solve them yourself and taking them
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  Speaker 1: to your friends. You keep trying to do them with
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  Speaker 1: your own thought process. Who are you? I keep telling you? Man?
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  Speaker 1: You going through stuff you ain't got no business going through.
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  Speaker 1: And if it's you going through something over and over
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  Speaker 1: and over and over, and the same problem keep coming
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  Speaker 1: back to bite you again. All that's saying is you
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  Speaker 1: still ain't strengthen your relationship with God. It's your relationship.
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  Speaker 1: He's not gonna make you have one with him. He
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  Speaker 1: is a perfect gentleman. He only comes into your life
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  Speaker 1: when you invite a men. But for those who do
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  Speaker 1: invite men, they have a distinct advantage on their road
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  Speaker 1: to success, a distinct advantage. You can do it without him,
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  Speaker 1: Trust me, you can. How far you get. I can't
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  Speaker 1: promise you nothing, how well you handle it when you
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  Speaker 1: arrived there, I can't promise you nothing, how long you
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  Speaker 1: gonna stay there, I can't promise you nothing. How difficult
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  Speaker 1: it is going to be without him. I can't give
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  Speaker 1: you that. It's going to be far more difficult. But
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  Speaker 1: you can. Something can happen, and you, you know, receive
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  Speaker 1: a measure of success, and you think it is you
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  Speaker 1: and this this move you made, and you can describe
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  Speaker 1: it as I got lucky. I happened to be in
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  Speaker 1: the right place at the right time. I got lucky.
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  Speaker 1: Lucky is usually how other people describe other people's success. Boy,
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  Speaker 1: he was lucky. He was right there. Well, let me
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  Speaker 1: tell you what lucky is. Lucky is when hard work
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  Speaker 1: bumps up into opportunity. If you've been working hard as something,
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  Speaker 1: the opportunity presents itself, that comes a match. That's not luck.
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  Speaker 1: But now, if you haven't done that on a repetitive
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  Speaker 1: enough basis, that opportunity could present itself one time. You
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  Speaker 1: got to reconnect. Stop complaining, man, come on, listen to me.
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  Speaker 1: Stop complaining. It hasn't fixed a single thing in your life.
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  Speaker 1: And if you're a chronic complainer, it's because you really
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  Speaker 1: really have not fixed your relationship with God. He'll move
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  Speaker 1: it out for you. That I can tell you for
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  Speaker 1: a fact. I know that for a fact he's moved
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  Speaker 1: mine out. All right, let's go.
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  Speaker 7: You're listening.
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  Speaker 8: Morning show.
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  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen. Now I have your attention. Please, today's
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  Speaker 1: show is not going to be dedicated. But I just
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  Speaker 1: changed my mind. Today's show Yeah, just like that?
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  Speaker 8: What girl?
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  Speaker 1: What are you doing? Different? Type of it ain't the
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  Speaker 1: same over here every day. Today's show is dedicated to
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  Speaker 1: people who like scary movies. Okay, people who like scary movies.
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  Speaker 1: So this show ain't even dedicated to me. They used
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  Speaker 1: to be Sharon.
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  Speaker 9: Strongtep, Colon Parrell.
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  Speaker 6: Mm hmm, No, that's not how it goes.
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  Speaker 1: Same thing. Good morning, big doggy doll. Dun't dum dum
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  Speaker 1: dum dum dum. Joel's Baby the Ground. I love scary movies.
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  Speaker 10: My mama took me to see Jactly when I was four,
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  Speaker 10: four damn years old.
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  Speaker 9: That's why you're so twin ship. That's why you're so twined,
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  Speaker 9: that is, that's why you're so dark, that crazy. Yeah,
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  Speaker 9: I'm doing Jason.
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  Speaker 1: You remember that that soap opera Dark Shadows.
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  Speaker 9: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 10: I came on in the daytime. Scared the hell out
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  Speaker 10: of anybody man that show.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I was scared of? To the
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  Speaker 1: Twilight on. I like the Twilight.
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  Speaker 9: I love, love, love, love the Twilight Zone. That was
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  Speaker 9: brilliant to me.
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  Speaker 8: Oh I love the Twilight.
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  Speaker 1: Scared the hell out of me.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, amdal horror scared.
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  Speaker 1: Just what movie you've ever seen in your life yet?
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  Speaker 5: To add? I think?
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  Speaker 1: Did it for me? Yours carlor the scariest. I want
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  Speaker 1: to say that Exorcists or either. I was scared of
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  Speaker 1: the birds, birds.
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  Speaker 9: I forgot about the birds.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah for Hitchcock you.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, No, I ran out of the theater, and my
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  Speaker 6: little sister laughed at me for yeah, you're little white girl.
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  Speaker 6: That white girl Carrie ran me out of that theater.
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  Speaker 9: Wasn't that.
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  Speaker 1: Problem? Pig blood of y'all talking to somebody was scared
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  Speaker 1: of lightning? Yeah, yeah, right, y'all surprised.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm going way back, Children of the Corner. Scariest.
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  Speaker 1: Hell to the Exorcist was a movie I went to
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  Speaker 1: see and never went back to see another scary movie
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  Speaker 1: after that.
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  Speaker 9: About you and your boys were usually sitt at the
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  Speaker 9: theater and we got to the theater.
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  Speaker 1: He's we're sixteen, boy, but you're driving his daddy car.
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  Speaker 1: We always sit to see the park.
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  Speaker 8: We had the movie.
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  Speaker 1: We just set to see the park. We just went
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  Speaker 1: to the bathroom. So many times when I scared and
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  Speaker 1: we came back, we was all up under each other.
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  Speaker 1: I mean I was, I was talking out the guild. Boy.
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  Speaker 1: I was up under Gill so so hard he could
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  Speaker 1: cut my ass if he wanted to. I was curled
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  Speaker 1: up in the feet of position under my boy's arms.
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  Speaker 9: Coming up at thirty two after the hour, We're gonna
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  Speaker 9: move along, nephew, run that prank back right after this.
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  Speaker 9: You're listening Hardy Morning Show. All right, it is time
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  Speaker 9: for the nephew to run that prank back.
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  Speaker 6: What you got, Nest, Well, it was stupid yesterday and
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  Speaker 6: it's gonna be stupid again today. Okay, this happens to
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  Speaker 6: be Fay Allen drug test. Fay Allen drug test. Here's
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  Speaker 6: a little summer.
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  Speaker 5: Hello.
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  Speaker 6: Hello, I'm trying to reach a Fay Please. This is
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  Speaker 6: she Hello, this is Officer Rogers from the Probation Department. Yes, sir, listen,
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  Speaker 6: Now you have been uh on probation for a little
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  Speaker 6: over a year.
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  Speaker 4: Now, all right, faith, yes, sir, you're correct.
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  Speaker 6: Now you're supposed to be serving two years probation. All right, now,
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  Speaker 6: giving you a call actually bringing you a bit of
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  Speaker 6: bad news. And I hate to do this, but you
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  Speaker 6: you came in a couple, uh a couple of weeks
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  Speaker 6: ago and did a did a drug test?
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  Speaker 1: Am I right?
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  Speaker 11: All right?
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  Speaker 4: Now?
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  Speaker 6: Pay, I don't I hate to bring bring you some
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  Speaker 6: bad news, but the actual drug test that you took
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  Speaker 6: has come back positive.
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  Speaker 11: Well you said, that's a lot, that's a lot.
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  Speaker 6: That's a last Wait a minute, wait a minute. Now,
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  Speaker 6: you came in a couple of weeks ago, you took
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  Speaker 6: a drug test. This drug test has actually come in positive.
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  Speaker 6: Now what I want to say to you is this,
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  Speaker 6: you're going to have to Actually.
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  Speaker 11: My test wasn't positive.
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  Speaker 4: You got the wrongers.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on a second.
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  Speaker 6: I either need you to come in to me or
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  Speaker 6: I don't, and I don't want to save the embarrassment
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  Speaker 6: of having to send a car out to pick you up.
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  Speaker 11: Now, not much embarrassment you're talking about, Sir. I gave
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  Speaker 11: you some.
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  Speaker 1: And was good, ma'am.
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  Speaker 6: Right now, I got you have a positive drug tail
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  Speaker 6: you have you you come up positive, ma'am.
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  Speaker 1: Now you're gonna if.
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  Speaker 11: They use your did they use mine?
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  Speaker 1: We use the one that you brought us now.
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  Speaker 11: Must have been the wrong one. Couldn't have been, ma'am. Yes, sir,
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  Speaker 11: I'm soris, sir, but I wouldn't have gave you no
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  Speaker 11: bad year and it just wouldn't.
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  Speaker 12: Me, ma'am.
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  Speaker 4: I don't want to have it, right to ga, I don't.
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  Speaker 12: Even know where you were calling me with this nonsense.
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  Speaker 11: I got children I'm trying to do right. I don't
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  Speaker 11: know why you were calling me. I wouldn't have gave
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  Speaker 11: you no bad that's.
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  Speaker 6: Not me you fly, you have to come in and
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  Speaker 6: do another three months now.
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  Speaker 11: Oh, sir, y'all can come pick me up. I can
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  Speaker 11: see you right now. I can in your hand if
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  Speaker 11: you want me to.
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  Speaker 1: Ma'am. You are urine has come back positive of drugs. Now,
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  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know any other way to explain
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  Speaker 1: it to you.
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  Speaker 6: You've been actually evidently using drugs again.
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  Speaker 11: Sure, I'm trying to tell you I don't use no drugs.
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  Speaker 11: I've been cleaned for a year and some months.
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  Speaker 4: Now.
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  Speaker 11: You got the wrong that's not my How do you
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  Speaker 11: tell you that?
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  Speaker 1: How do you know it's not yours?
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  Speaker 4: Ma'am?
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  Speaker 6: He's got your name on the lid. Everything you have
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  Speaker 6: come back positive?
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  Speaker 11: Whatever didn't you put your name on it? Because that
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  Speaker 11: ain't my head out it came back. My would have
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  Speaker 11: came back good. You can't call me and tell me
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  Speaker 11: I gave you some lid. Can't call me and tell
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  Speaker 11: me that that's a negative, sir, that's a double negative.
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  Speaker 6: It's not a double negative. It's a double positive. You've
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  Speaker 6: actually come back positive. Say he has written here on
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  Speaker 6: the actual cup.
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  Speaker 11: Maybe you have more than one?
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  Speaker 4: Say no, no.
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  Speaker 1: We don't have more than one.
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  Speaker 6: Say you're the only say I've actually double checked O myself.
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  Speaker 1: You need to either.
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  Speaker 6: Come in or we got to come out and haul
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  Speaker 6: your behind in here.
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  Speaker 11: Well, I need you to come right now, cause I
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  Speaker 11: got the right. Now, come right now.
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  Speaker 1: Come out.
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  Speaker 6: Are you trying to tell me that if I come
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  Speaker 6: and pick you up and take your yearn now, your
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  Speaker 6: urine is gonna.
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  Speaker 1: Come up negative? Is that what you're saying.
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  Speaker 11: I'm telling you that you're double positive with that, my
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  Speaker 11: urine is gonna.
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  Speaker 12: Come up negative.
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  Speaker 1: Ma'am.
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  Speaker 6: I hate to I don't want to come out haul
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  Speaker 6: you in in front of your family, but you're actually
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  Speaker 6: gonna be coming in and you're gonna do three months.
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  Speaker 1: That's all I can tell you.
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  Speaker 11: You got confidence, sir, you got the wrong, say all.
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  Speaker 4: I know you got the wrong.
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  Speaker 12: It's one of the two.
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  Speaker 4: Might be both.
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  Speaker 11: You got the wrong, you got the wrong.
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  Speaker 13: Say.
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  Speaker 11: I'm letting you positive, no positive. I'm trying to got kids.
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  Speaker 4: Man, Listen, ma'am.
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  Speaker 6: I'm telling you one more time. You either want to
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  Speaker 6: come in or want me to come and get you.
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  Speaker 1: What's one?
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  Speaker 11: Let me tell you what I want you to do.
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  Speaker 11: I want you to find out who you have because
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  Speaker 11: that ain't my don't I don't really know, and tell
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  Speaker 11: me nothing about you got some some that that is
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  Speaker 11: not good. I gave you some five times. I got
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  Speaker 11: to you out. Y'all keep picking up people soft, mall
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  Speaker 11: kibles and folks. Y'all had me saying some time miss
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  Speaker 11: my children. Now I'm hot, I mean giving your blood.
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  Speaker 11: Want with me?
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  Speaker 4: I'm died.
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  Speaker 11: I ain't give you no bad I'm coming no more,
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  Speaker 11: no like that. And where is my probation officer?
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  Speaker 1: You say your name is war My name is officer Rogers.
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  Speaker 11: I don't know Officer Rogers. Like I said, you might
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  Speaker 11: be the reason why it came back by. You might
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  Speaker 11: be the reason I need to speak with mister Willings.
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  Speaker 11: That's my probation officers.
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  Speaker 9: Officer.
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  Speaker 11: Now I have clean at all time. Mister you shouldn't
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  Speaker 11: be calling me.
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  Speaker 6: I should be calling you because I'm gonna epidenty.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to come down the hall. You're behind
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  Speaker 1: in myself.
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  Speaker 11: Well, you can bring your soul and when you call
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  Speaker 11: you bring mister with you. Hen'll let you know. I'll
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  Speaker 11: have no positive you can come to my job.
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  Speaker 1: I got you got don't know what. There's one more.
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  Speaker 1: There's one more thing, and.
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  Speaker 4: I need to come all right, now, come on, I got.
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  Speaker 1: One more thing I need to say to you. Are
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  Speaker 1: you listening to me?
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  Speaker 12: What is it? Sir?
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: This is Nephew time. It from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 6: You just got prankant by your sister Alan.
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  Speaker 11: I know one thing. Y'all play too so much.
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  Speaker 12: I'll play too much.
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  Speaker 11: When I was coming to give mister rogers, she gonna
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  Speaker 11: get this no positive hell.
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  Speaker 14: Out of me?
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  Speaker 11: Tell me thinking I was doing drugs and didn't know
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  Speaker 11: about it my nose. I need you not to play
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  Speaker 11: with people like that.
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  Speaker 1: Okay for you?
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  Speaker 5: All right?
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  Speaker 11: Hell nervous here.
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  Speaker 1: It's your sister. She put me up to it.
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  Speaker 11: Baby, when you ever see him, you see what she
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  Speaker 11: looks like.
• 19:56
  Speaker 12: I'm gonna beat the hell out of.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: I got one more question for your baby. You got
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: to tell me this.
• 20:02
  Speaker 6: What is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio
• 20:06
  Speaker 6: show in the land, the Steve.
• 20:08
  Speaker 11: Farther In Morning Show.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you went too father, You play too much. She
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: even said if Allen.
• 20:14
  Speaker 9: Said it, she didn't like too much.
• 20:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's the goal is to play too much. The
• 20:20
  Speaker 6: goal is to upset you. The goal is to make
• 20:22
  Speaker 6: you mad, and that is a successful prank. Okay, the
• 20:27
  Speaker 6: goal is to be stupid, and I think I've accomplished
• 20:31
  Speaker 6: all of you so well.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: Surely that's a lifestyle like that.
• 20:38
  Speaker 9: That is exactly why I said that. Steve like coming
• 20:42
  Speaker 9: up next it is asked the Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: He is the c l O.
• 20:49
  Speaker 8: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 20:53
  Speaker 9: It is time to ask the c l O. Joan
• 20:58
  Speaker 9: and Topeka writes, I'm a grandmother to four beautiful babies,
• 21:02
  Speaker 9: and I've been keeping them more since my daughter and
• 21:04
  Speaker 9: her husband are back to normal work schedules. I met
• 21:07
  Speaker 9: a nice man and he loves our overnight time together.
• 21:11
  Speaker 9: I Am going to have to tell my daughter that
• 21:13
  Speaker 9: I'm not available all the time. How do I break
• 21:16
  Speaker 9: the news to her?
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: I'm not available all the time. I met a man
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: and we spend the nights together sometime, and when we
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: are out here getting it in, it ain't gonna be
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: healthy if the kids walk in, because they'll need therapy.
• 21:29
  Speaker 9: That's what you tell your daughter, Yeah, Dry, that's it.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, It's gonna put it out there like that. You
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: know it's gonna take her breath away. When she did, Mama, what, yes,
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: go she gonna class her pearls. It'll be okay, It'll
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: be okay. And sometimes you just have to tell the
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: truth because you've spent your life raising your children, and
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: your grandchildren should be just jewels on your crown, but
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: they shouldn't have to be a burden to you too.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: And me being a grand father is not a burden
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: for me at all, because I walked right past the
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: ad all the time. What Yeah. Little Noah came to
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: my office the other day, he spending the night. He said, Papaul,
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: can you tuck me in? I said, yeah, I do
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: it tomorrow. Tomorrow he's going to sleep that night though. Yeah,
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: I know, but I was watching something and you couldn't
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: pause it to tuck the baby.
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: Well.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: I eventually did and took him on up there, but
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: it was we're under protest. I think he kind of
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: felt it because he got tucky and real damn quick
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: as I tucked him in there so tight he damned
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: he couldn't move around. In case you're squad, I didn't
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: actually tuck him in. He's six, Noah six, Yeah, I
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: swaddled his ass. That's how. That's how. Yeah, I'll stop
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: all this moving around. But you want to ask Paul,
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: party took you in? No damn at all?
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 23:00
  Speaker 9: Moving on to Evelyn and Maryland. Evelyn says, my boyfriend
• 23:03
  Speaker 9: and I bought ribs and chicken for a barbecue on Sunday,
• 23:06
  Speaker 9: and his parents came and bought store bought potato salad.
• 23:11
  Speaker 9: They brought store bought potato salad. They piled ribs up
• 23:13
  Speaker 9: on their plates and took food with them. We didn't
• 23:16
  Speaker 9: have any leftovers, and I got mad and went off
• 23:19
  Speaker 9: of my boyfriend. He threw twenty dollars at me and laughed.
• 23:22
  Speaker 9: Did I overreact?
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: Yes? You did? Yeah, you know black people make plates.
• 23:29
  Speaker 6: Do you have a little You already know that they
• 23:32
  Speaker 6: ain't brought numb but potato salad.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: Though, Man, that's how data parents. You threw the barbecue.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: But you threw the barbecue. Wait a minute, ho, no, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: whoa whoa. I know, mister chateau party throwing ass saint
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: should have been here worried about somebody taking a plate.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: You having people with had two face stands at your house,
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: fon new stations, that cobbler though stations at your house.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: You got stations. People can walk around on the tiki hunts,
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: eating all out in the backyard.
• 24:08
  Speaker 9: Photo booth. He got a photo booth.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: I'm gona tell you what my daddy did. Was my
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: daddy after everybody ate, my daddy moved all the regular
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: paper plates into the house and set paper saucers out.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: Nine make my plate, Yeah yeah, nine inch dinner plates.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: It's hard to put all that on. The foe inch
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: plate had fall sitting next to him and everything. People
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: mad as hell.
• 24:37
  Speaker 9: They want you to take food home, so they.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: No, you know, they they made plates and took it home.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: You threw the barbecue. You can't throw the barbecue and
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: expect people to leave stuff at your house. Yeah, and
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: they bought some store bought barbecue potato saling because they
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: ain't want to make it.
• 24:59
  Speaker 9: Y'all ate right, lighten up, Evelyn.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: I will be honest with you. The potato selling ain't
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: that damn important. Really got to get these ribs right.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: That's the start show. Yeah, that's the star to show,
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: all right.
• 25:19
  Speaker 9: Moving on to Fern in El Paso, Berne says, my
• 25:23
  Speaker 9: thirtieth birthday is coming up, and my boyfriend is throwing
• 25:26
  Speaker 9: me a party at a bowling alley. I invited my
• 25:29
  Speaker 9: ex boyfriend, who happens to date my boyfriend's ex girlfriend.
• 25:34
  Speaker 9: It's like we did a switch, but it wasn't planned.
• 25:37
  Speaker 9: My boyfriend says he can't be in the same room
• 25:39
  Speaker 9: with her. Doesn't mean he still has feelings for her.
• 25:43
  Speaker 9: Ooh ooh, y right here.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: You know, y'all young, y'all thirty, that you inviting your
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: ex boyfriend and hitting X dating his ex girlfriends like
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: we switched. What y'all need? Y'all needed? They can't come
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: to the damn part?
• 25:59
  Speaker 9: Yeah out.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: I don't even know why you're inviting this mess with
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: your other friends to be talking about I remember, didn't
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: they used to see each other, didn't they? Yeah, all
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: this mess. Now your boyfriend he looking crazy because she
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: over there. You ought to be looking crazy because he
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: over there. All y'all slept together? What men? They want the.
• 26:22
  Speaker 9: Party to be about you? Anyway, it's gonna.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: Be why are they here? As soon as the fight
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: break out? The number one question is why are they here?
• 26:35
  Speaker 9: Ah been here anyway?
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 26:40
  Speaker 9: I invite them? Okay, moving on to Mitch in Monroe.
• 26:44
  Speaker 9: Mitch in Monroe. I'm in my mid forties, and I
• 26:48
  Speaker 9: depend on a woman for everything. It's tearing me up
• 26:53
  Speaker 9: inside that I need her to pitch in on the
• 26:55
  Speaker 9: bills and the house notes. I'm a street dude by nature,
• 26:59
  Speaker 9: and I need my pride back and I want my
• 27:01
  Speaker 9: woman to know I'm in charge. My pastor says, it's
• 27:05
  Speaker 9: okay for the woman to lead your thought.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: Well, now listen to me. It's okay for the woman
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: to lead if it's okay with you to be led.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: Other than that, I'm not in full agreement. Now, now
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: listen to me. If you are in a marriage and
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: you all have played y'allself to each other, sometimes the
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: woman is doing what she does to keep the boat afloat,
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: but most women do that anyway. But now if it's
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: not okay with you, the question becons, beacons, beckons, whatever
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: the word is. Beckon, why are you dependent solely on
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: this woman. You got to get back out here now.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: If you have a police record and it's providing to
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: stop you from getting jobs, you got to get in
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: here and get your hustle on in terms of what
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: can you do in terms of being an entrepreneur that
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: can make you feel whole again. But you're not gonna
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: feel hole in this role that you're playing. I don't
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: care what your pass to say, So you got to
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: do something to change what makes you feel like you're
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: making a major contribution in the relationship. And I mind
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: you for feeling this way.
• 28:07
  Speaker 9: You all right, Pelo, thank you, you're listening morning show?
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 28:16
  Speaker 9: Come on, Steve. Ten things you have for us that
• 28:19
  Speaker 9: your ex should never ever see you do.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: Let's go. These are things tell us that you don't
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: need your X to see happen to you. You're ready
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: for the bus. She cannot see you on the bus,
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: better be driving it. She driving by your ass at
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: the bus. Get load. Here's another thing. She better not
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: pull up at the restaurant and your ass is the valet.
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: What.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: Here's another one. She cannot be driving down the freeway
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: and look over there and your car is boked down
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: the house. Another large These are things that your ex
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: cannot see happen to you. Y'all in line at the Walmart. Yes,
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: she behind you and you don't know it. In your car.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: Don't go through God, God, and you turn around and
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: it's hurt.
• 29:46
  Speaker 7: That's why I left you in the face.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: There's another thing. Your mama can't see happened to you, girl?
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: I mean your girl, your ex girl? Case see this
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: happened to you? You done moved back into your mama.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: She lit down off some pie to your mama for
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: Mother's Day. You ask him about the basement with some.
• 30:09
  Speaker 7: Hot shoes and a wife beater and a.
• 30:12
  Speaker 6: White people with track of cigarettes behind your ear, damn Johnny.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: And a coat over there ain't no heat. And here's
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: one that you can't have, happing toe. She find out
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: no to this happened to you. Your ex sends you
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: a text that was meant for someone else.
• 30:39
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: What the text say? I'm in the shower, the door
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: is open, followed by I'm sorry that that was that's cold,
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: that's deliberate. Man in ten instant crying.
• 30:56
  Speaker 6: I'm in the shower, the door is open, hollowed by
• 31:00
  Speaker 6: I'm sorry that was nothing.
• 31:04
  Speaker 9: Show.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: Here's another thing your ex can't find out about you.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: You didn't mess around and lost that good ass job.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: She walking into you know you? Now you down at
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: the windy you're replenishing in the salad ball. She ain't
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: there with the kids, right right, Mama? Ain't that mister Jerome?
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: That's called that's man. Do you come to church walking it?
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: It all went bad. But here's my favorite one of
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: all drum roll cat ladies and gentlemen. This is the
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: top thing that your ex can never see happen to you.
• 31:58
  Speaker 12: Here.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: It is your new girlfriend. Look just like your brother.
• 32:08
  Speaker 15: God, oh man, this is my new lady.
• 32:25
  Speaker 10: You can't let them see you do that ever, ever, ever, ever,
• 32:32
  Speaker 10: oh never had a move if you got it going on,
• 32:35
  Speaker 10: like yeah, you cannot let your ex see your new
• 32:42
  Speaker 10: girlfriend talk to you crazy outside.
• 32:45
  Speaker 9: You can't do that.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: All that hurt?
• 32:48
  Speaker 10: Oh good, somebody ain't got it together.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you. If you're not seeing you do washing?
• 33:01
  Speaker 9: Call that the car rid to return.
• 33:03
  Speaker 14: If they pull up in that car and they look,
• 33:05
  Speaker 14: I see you out there, Washington can.
• 33:10
  Speaker 6: Is that what you don't want her to see you
• 33:14
  Speaker 6: do out there?
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: Cleaning? Porter Potter is your job?
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 33:22
  Speaker 9: You don't want her.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: I'm glad we broke up.
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: Now.
• 33:26
  Speaker 14: You don't like you cannot be the mascot at the
• 33:29
  Speaker 14: birthday part.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: You cannot walk your ass sitting there, No SpongeBob square
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: fancy he has her baby birthday part. He cannot be that?
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: Is he chucking?
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: No?
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: Check it job cannot be at the birthday porter and
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: the mask. They're not gonna go for that. Glad your
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: ex cannot see you rummaging through a trash pull back there.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: You lost all your shame everybody else. She can't see that.
• 34:10
  Speaker 10: She cannot see you riding around town on your car
• 34:14
  Speaker 10: and you got that little donut on them.
• 34:18
  Speaker 8: Hurt he got.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: Your X can't see you. She had to stop. Yeah,
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: she can't see you pull up next to her. You
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: don't know as you're on your brother bike. Oh my god,
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: sweating like hell, trying to make it work. I'll tell
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: you what she can't see. What I tell you what
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: she can't see.
• 34:45
  Speaker 6: She got them kids and pull up to McDonald's window
• 34:48
  Speaker 6: and you work in the window.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: Please you I recognize.
• 34:55
  Speaker 9: All right, get it together, guys.
• 34:57
  Speaker 8: You're listening.
• 35:00
  Speaker 9: Morning show time now for a rounded. Would you rather
• 35:03
  Speaker 9: would you rather live with ten small dogs or would
• 35:09
  Speaker 9: you rather live with ten toddlers?
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: Give me the dogs?
• 35:15
  Speaker 9: Why them?
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Them dogs? Yeah, I'm not changing that many pamples.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: Five of them go at the same time. I ain't
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: got time.
• 35:23
  Speaker 6: Of that one big pail. Let me put this food
• 35:27
  Speaker 6: in there. I can walk away. Yeah, let me do.
• 35:30
  Speaker 9: That, Steve, we have not heard from you.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: I'm not staying with no ten toddlers. You got seven
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: keys already. No, I can't chase after the many people,
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: all these steps in this damn house. Stop, get out,
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: put that back?
• 35:48
  Speaker 13: What you do?
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: Sit over there, don't touch that. Put your crying for
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: stop hitting him? Get over here. No, we ain't got
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: no more. Stop eating that. Don't eat put that out
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: your mouth. Put your hand in that socket. If you
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: too quick crawling on there, what is you picking up
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: off the floor? Fall? Lead out, get out the flow lay,
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: don't climb on that.
• 36:07
  Speaker 13: No more exhausted, first.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: Off, I'm done and you'll say all that in fifteen minutes.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah a minute?
• 36:17
  Speaker 9: No, No, all right, all right, let's go. Would you
• 36:23
  Speaker 9: rather wear no socks for six months or no underwear
• 36:28
  Speaker 9: for six months?
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: I'm wearing shoes though, right I'm walking on the.
• 36:43
  Speaker 9: No socks.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: Seeing my job, in my job, it'd be hard no
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: socks because man, I've got to stand. But I guess
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to go with the no socks. I
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: gonna have to I'm gonna have to draw off, but
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to buy that old fashioned ness foot
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: part of that cake up so I can feel like
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: I got a sock on in there. But if I
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: try to do my job in front of all these people,
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: no draws off. I can tell you right now, it's
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: gonna be a full blown situation. I'm on the internet
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: every day. Ready to love is over? Yeah, because it'll
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: look like you're always ready, look like you are always futing.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about man, he'd be cutting on the well, well,
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: let's cut on family.
• 37:41
  Speaker 8: Fuse.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: See what side he on today?
• 37:45
  Speaker 14: See what side you.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: Cause you know, got them families over there. You never
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: know what's gonna be that, you know. I know how
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: to tell my jokes and sty keep working.
• 38:02
  Speaker 7: All right, coming up? Jeez, thank you.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: For guess he didn't like that answer.
• 38:11
  Speaker 8: You're listening morning show?
• 38:15
  Speaker 7: Well, does being scared make you want to get busy?
• 38:18
  Speaker 8: You know, get busy?
• 38:20
  Speaker 9: You know what that means? A study says yes, if
• 38:23
  Speaker 9: someone is yelling boo makes you want to hook up
• 38:27
  Speaker 9: with your boo, You're not alone. Experts say shriek inducing
• 38:31
  Speaker 9: horror film scenes can make you feel horny. According to
• 38:35
  Speaker 9: Leah Holmgren, a Manhattan based intimacy and relationship coach, it's
• 38:41
  Speaker 9: a matter of simple human instinct to want to be
• 38:43
  Speaker 9: close to another person when you're scared. This phenomenon is
• 38:48
  Speaker 9: from prehistoric times when we needed to bond, especially in
• 38:52
  Speaker 9: dangerous situations and increase the chances for survival. So, guys,
• 38:59
  Speaker 9: Junior Steve, what movie, what horror movie scared you so
• 39:06
  Speaker 9: much that you wanted to, you know, knock the boots,
• 39:10
  Speaker 9: get demsy?
• 39:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 39:11
  Speaker 14: Whatever, Nightmare on Elm Street for me because I had
• 39:14
  Speaker 14: to stay woke. You go to sleep on your mind,
• 39:20
  Speaker 14: just keep going boot. Yeah, you watched all of me
• 39:25
  Speaker 14: one time. I'm sure he watched it from one to ten.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: Just to stay up. That would do it for me.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: It's kind of weird.
• 39:38
  Speaker 9: I know it is. I mean, I see if you
• 39:40
  Speaker 9: go together to a movie and you guys, you know
• 39:43
  Speaker 9: you're scared, so you're you're cuddled up in the movie
• 39:46
  Speaker 9: and everything, but after the movie, it's over, right.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: Watch it. Yeah, I'm gonna tell you right now. You
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: don't do that to me? What matter of fact? I don't.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: I don't mean I don't. First of all, I don't
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: go to scared movie, so I don't know what the
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: hell they do. Last scary movie I went to was
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: the exorses and that did not induce the exorcis. I
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: was about sixteen.
• 40:10
  Speaker 9: Now that's when you and your guys set home.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: And I tell you, what do make me want to
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: get busy? Like if I'm getting cold, if it gets
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: cold outside, I want to do something. Or if I
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: got the flu, I want to do something. It's dark outside,
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: I want to do something.
• 40:30
  Speaker 9: Every everything other than a scary movie sound.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: Soon as I wake up early in the morning, Yes,
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: good time.
• 40:36
  Speaker 13: Yeah right, but can we back up to the flu?
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: Can we back up to that?
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: If I got that energy, I don't need ergery. I
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: just want to feel better. If I'm doing something, I
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: forget I got the flu.
• 40:49
  Speaker 9: Yeah, and then give it to give it to your wife.
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: Well, probably got it anyway, you know, in laying around
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: like we'll do something like if like if I got
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: a fever, I want to do something, then too, and
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: I promise you then I can always say this is
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: gonna be hot. You got to be. I ain't got
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: to laugh, girl, you better come on this to be hot.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: And it is just you know, you know, just like that,
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: you know, so you gotta know, you gotta know what
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: it is that turn you on, you know, like if
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: I make a left turn and I should have made
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: the right turn, I want to do.
• 41:22
  Speaker 9: So, don't take much. It's scary, yeah, if you want
• 41:32
  Speaker 9: to all right?
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: You know, yeah, you know how you.
• 41:42
  Speaker 9: Give us insight into men's thinking.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, like if you like if I'm standing
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: there talking to you, and you know how you just
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: blow sometimes because you from a salad, but you blow
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: your hair a little bit up and now yeah, you
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: better get that. That'll get you done too. Yeah.
• 42:02
  Speaker 14: Yeah, they don't really take much of what you're saying.
• 42:05
  Speaker 7: That's exactly right.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: Like if you're outside and you playing sports or something
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: like volleyball and a mosquito bite you on your ass
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: and you slap the mosquito. That's that'll probably Yeah, more
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: wanting to do. I know you, I know you were
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: smacking that for me. I know that more mosquito. I'm
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: just telling you how me and are I don't take much. Don't.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: If I have a signals that crisis and y'all call.
• 42:33
  Speaker 14: Me, I'll probably go want through something.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because he's sick. Somebody need to care about me.
• 42:43
  Speaker 7: All right, thank you guys.
• 42:45
  Speaker 9: Coming up, more music, more fun, ignorant.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: I know see how you doing today, sweetie. That's it,
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: that's sweetie, that's what.
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  Speaker 9: Want to see Harvey Morning Show coming up right after this.
• 42:58
  Speaker 7: You're listening.
• 43:00
  Speaker 9: Morning show coming up at the top of the hour,
• 43:03
  Speaker 9: right about four minutes after. It's today's Strawberry Letter. The
• 43:06
  Speaker 9: subject is she gives a great performance. We'll get to that.
• 43:11
  Speaker 9: We'll find out what that's all about in just a
• 43:14
  Speaker 9: little bit. But right now, the nephew is here with
• 43:17
  Speaker 9: today's prank phone call.
• 43:18
  Speaker 8: What you got for us?
• 43:19
  Speaker 6: Nest, Well, let me ask y'all something you before we
• 43:21
  Speaker 6: dropped this. You know, there's always a recall on certain things.
• 43:25
  Speaker 6: We've heard about cars being recalled. We've heard about appliances
• 43:30
  Speaker 6: being called yeah, toys being unsafe, even food being a recall.
• 43:37
  Speaker 6: And but today it's it's a little something different, folks.
• 43:42
  Speaker 6: This right here is condom recall. Oh anybody with me?
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: Know? Moha?
• 43:48
  Speaker 6: I mean y'all with me with the calls and the
• 43:50
  Speaker 6: toys and the classes. Y'all was right there with me.
• 43:53
  Speaker 6: But as soon as I give y'all the title, now
• 43:57
  Speaker 6: no one is with me. But see, this is why
• 43:59
  Speaker 6: pranking ain't for everybody, right because nobody want to roll,
• 44:03
  Speaker 6: which if you would were going on in there with
• 44:06
  Speaker 6: a condom recall.
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: Hello, I'm trying to reach a I believe it's Mark Davison.
• 44:13
  Speaker 12: Oh, yes, yes, he's not here right now.
• 44:16
  Speaker 4: Well, this is uh, this is Barry. I work here.
• 44:20
  Speaker 4: I'm the manager here at once. Is he going to
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: be Is he gonna be home? Come soon where he
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: can maybe give me a call? I can chat with him.
• 44:28
  Speaker 12: Yeah, sure, I mean he can exactly like an hour.
• 44:30
  Speaker 12: So what's going on?
• 44:31
  Speaker 4: Uh, Well, we got a transaction here that he made
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: on Friday of last week, and basically what's going on
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: is we've had a bad batch of condoms and there's
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: actually a kindom recall. This was a credit card transaction,
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: So we're trying our best to reach out and get
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: as many people as we can and let them know
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: that those those condoms are defected. So there's a recall
• 44:57
  Speaker 4: on the Magnum condoms that we've had here here. What
• 45:01
  Speaker 4: we're trying to do is call everybody that has purchased
• 45:03
  Speaker 4: somewhere than the last week. And you know, he purchased
• 45:07
  Speaker 4: him on Friday, So what we want to do is
• 45:09
  Speaker 4: reach out to him and let him know what to
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: bring those Wait wait.
• 45:12
  Speaker 12: Wait, I'm sorry, So you're saying that Marcus purchased his
• 45:16
  Speaker 12: condoms on Friday?
• 45:18
  Speaker 4: Uh, the date I have here on this transaction, man
• 45:21
  Speaker 4: says Friday, he'll last week.
• 45:23
  Speaker 12: Yes, ma'am, we don't even use them. Well for the facts,
• 45:26
  Speaker 12: you to call me talking about that? My husband is
• 45:30
  Speaker 12: kind of rapt Friday when we don't even use them
• 45:32
  Speaker 12: at all. I'm so upset right now, Okay, you know what.
• 45:36
  Speaker 12: Hold on, I'm going to call him right now if we.
• 45:38
  Speaker 5: Have to get the.
• 45:40
  Speaker 4: Hang on, hang on a second. Would you rather give
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: me his selle and I give him a call and
• 45:44
  Speaker 4: let him know what's going on? Could you just give
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: me his number?
• 45:47
  Speaker 12: Oh no, no, no, no, no, I'm calling him myself right now.
• 45:52
  Speaker 4: Hold on, that's up.
• 45:55
  Speaker 5: I'm about to get in the chair. What's that I
• 45:57
  Speaker 5: met the Barbie show. I'm to get in the chair
• 45:59
  Speaker 5: right now.
• 46:00
  Speaker 12: Nah, I think you need to get up and go
• 46:01
  Speaker 12: outside because what I'm about to say you don't want
• 46:04
  Speaker 12: to talk about this?
• 46:04
  Speaker 5: And wait what let's wait? Okay, give me a second,
• 46:08
  Speaker 5: brook one second, five minutes? What what's going on?
• 46:11
  Speaker 4: What's up? What's up? Well?
• 46:12
  Speaker 12: Wait, I'm e expecting a funny These folks first of all.
• 46:16
  Speaker 12: So why do I get a phone call from like
• 46:17
  Speaker 12: the measure talking about you brought some condoms and they
• 46:21
  Speaker 12: would effective LA's Friday?
• 46:24
  Speaker 5: Wait?
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: What? Wait? What?
• 46:27
  Speaker 5: Baby? What are you talking about? What are you talking?
• 46:29
  Speaker 6: What am I talking about?
• 46:30
  Speaker 12: You tell me what I'm talking about?
• 46:32
  Speaker 5: You tell me what are you talking about? I'd crazy?
• 46:34
  Speaker 5: I'm trying.
• 46:35
  Speaker 12: No, I'm not crazy.
• 46:36
  Speaker 5: I'm not crazy.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: This is real?
• 46:38
  Speaker 4: What the out?
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: And tell me what the what's right now?
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: Excuse me? Hello?
• 46:44
  Speaker 12: Hello?
• 46:44
  Speaker 5: Who who is this on my lind?
• 46:47
  Speaker 4: Who you calling me on the phone? Who is this? Okay?
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: Why are you doing your markers? Correct?
• 46:51
  Speaker 5: Who is this?
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: I'm Barry? I worked, I'm the general manager at and
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: we were calling there?
• 46:58
  Speaker 5: Wait wait, very how you get mined up? Why my
• 47:00
  Speaker 5: wife's calling me talking to the straight about a condoms
• 47:03
  Speaker 5: from Berry?
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: What's what's happening? To get to the point, b y'all?
• 47:09
  Speaker 5: What's your name?
• 47:10
  Speaker 4: My name is? My name is Barry Own, the general
• 47:12
  Speaker 4: manager here? And basically what we have a condom recall
• 47:17
  Speaker 4: and we have your credit card that you made a transaction. Uh,
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: this past very very very very What the are you
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: talking about?
• 47:28
  Speaker 12: You're gonna talking about? Really?
• 47:31
  Speaker 5: You are quiet? Because you'll be quiet trying to get
• 47:35
  Speaker 5: because this is crazy. I'm trying to get ahead cont this.
• 47:39
  Speaker 4: Okay, So so what it is. We have a transaction
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: with your credit card that condoms are purchase, and what's
• 47:44
  Speaker 4: happening is those columns are defective. So we're doing a
• 47:48
  Speaker 4: recall on all of them. So we're trying to get
• 47:50
  Speaker 4: those columns back. We don't want to have a very Yes.
• 47:53
  Speaker 5: First of all, you made a mistake. You couldn't possibly
• 47:56
  Speaker 5: have my credit contract. You you really say, well, hold on, Barry,
• 48:02
  Speaker 5: this is my family. I don't I don't play about
• 48:05
  Speaker 5: my family.
• 48:06
  Speaker 4: Then what are you talking about that I'm stating in sir,
• 48:10
  Speaker 4: this card, this is how we got the number to
• 48:13
  Speaker 4: your home where your wife is. And we were trying
• 48:15
  Speaker 4: to actually just read. We weren't trying to create any problems.
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: We just wanted to let you know that the commons
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: were the fact.
• 48:21
  Speaker 12: That's right, Marcus, the fact.
• 48:24
  Speaker 5: Baby. First of all, Baby, you're doing a lot on
• 48:26
  Speaker 5: them on the phone in front of Barry. I don't
• 48:28
  Speaker 5: even know what it's coming from.
• 48:30
  Speaker 4: You're doing a lot. We're doing a lot.
• 48:32
  Speaker 5: Listen, baby, right now, we discussed it.
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: We pad this part in our relationship. I told you
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: that I was done.
• 48:39
  Speaker 5: I told you that very apologize.
• 48:42
  Speaker 4: Listen, well you did you did? You were you and
• 48:44
  Speaker 4: wal Breens on Friday of last week' shirt? I was
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: not with these. These were purchased Friday around six o'clock
• 48:51
  Speaker 4: Friday evening of last marry.
• 48:53
  Speaker 5: That's what.
• 48:54
  Speaker 12: He wasn't home, I mean that much, just very sapidating
• 48:57
  Speaker 12: that he was at work doing over time with her.
• 49:00
  Speaker 5: Right, let's stop what pict very see you got my listen,
• 49:06
  Speaker 5: you got my wife talking crazy?
• 49:08
  Speaker 4: I mean you very very Yeah, it's like this is.
• 49:17
  Speaker 5: Baby. I didn't do this baby discustings of all. We
• 49:21
  Speaker 5: don't even use discust. We don't even use baby, we
• 49:24
  Speaker 5: don't even use why my Why would I.
• 49:29
  Speaker 6: Clear?
• 49:33
  Speaker 4: This was a pack of twelve remember by twelve pack
• 49:36
  Speaker 4: of magnums.
• 49:37
  Speaker 5: I don't we can It's a lie. Why you want
• 49:43
  Speaker 5: here believe in this? You know what I mean?
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't hear about Larry. I can't believe you're doing this.
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: Hold hold Verry, I didn't do I'm here.
• 49:58
  Speaker 5: I didn't do this there.
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: I had to be out of your guy man calling
• 50:02
  Speaker 4: me with it. You got you gotta be up because
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: you gotta be out of your line. You're the person
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: that bought to damn come carry nothing. You're the Wow,
• 50:10
  Speaker 4: You're the person cheating on you.
• 50:13
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 50:13
  Speaker 4: And dude, I didn't do this. I didn't do this.
• 50:15
  Speaker 4: Tommy the one did it.
• 50:17
  Speaker 5: It wasn't me. Wait what Mary, I don't know known
• 50:20
  Speaker 5: what I'm saying?
• 50:21
  Speaker 4: Call me the one told Tommy told me to call
• 50:24
  Speaker 4: you because you the one bought to come. Tommy said
• 50:27
  Speaker 4: you bought? Who is timmyhew? Tell me from a Steve
• 50:31
  Speaker 4: Holmy Morning show? Both y'all just got pranked, Nephew to
• 50:45
  Speaker 4: your sister trench Who got me to prank?
• 50:47
  Speaker 5: Y'all?
• 50:47
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 50:48
  Speaker 5: Man, well, I guess we're gonna be leaving behind at
• 50:50
  Speaker 5: the holidays.
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: Huh, I ain't color.
• 50:53
  Speaker 5: Could have helped me, Man, he ain't.
• 50:55
  Speaker 4: You ain't tursing me out on this phone?
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 50:58
  Speaker 5: You know?
• 50:59
  Speaker 4: You know how about you? All right? Man, Budgy love
• 51:03
  Speaker 4: b y'all, y'all gotta tell me this. What is the
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• 51:08
  Speaker 4: lad babe this twenty twenty? Keep it? Tell me what
• 51:10
  Speaker 4: is this?
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  Speaker 5: The Steve Harvey Morning right, Steve had show?
• 51:17
  Speaker 6: What y'all think come on now, come on you play hey,
• 51:23
  Speaker 6: recall baby, Hey, it happens. It happens to a lot
• 51:26
  Speaker 6: of different things. It's just a recall. Don't don't get
• 51:28
  Speaker 6: caught up with it. It's all right. These people gonna
• 51:30
  Speaker 6: get gonna get past this, all right. The Saturday October
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  Speaker 6: the nineteenth, twenty twenty four, that's this year. That's the
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• 52:07
  Speaker 4: All right, thank you?
• 52:07
  Speaker 9: If you coming up next. Strawberry letter, she gives a
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  Speaker 9: Subject she gives a great performance. Dear Stephen Shirley. I've
• 53:27
  Speaker 9: been dating a very attractive woman with the perfect body
• 53:30
  Speaker 9: and beautiful brown skin. I met her at a gym
• 53:33
  Speaker 9: and she asked me out, which I loved because she
• 53:37
  Speaker 9: is not afraid to go after something if she wants it.
• 53:41
  Speaker 9: We have been dating for a little over a month,
• 53:43
  Speaker 9: and we finally had sex over the Labor Day holiday.
• 53:47
  Speaker 9: I wasn't expecting the performance I got. She's very athletic
• 53:51
  Speaker 9: and it was hard to keep up with her in
• 53:53
  Speaker 9: the bedroom. I was given all kinds of instructions and
• 53:57
  Speaker 9: she was very dominant. I try to get into it,
• 54:00
  Speaker 9: and each time I got so distracted by her demands
• 54:04
  Speaker 9: I couldn't perform. I was intimidated. Finally, after it was over,
• 54:10
  Speaker 9: we went onto my patio and had a glass of wine.
• 54:13
  Speaker 9: She started analyzing the encounter and saying what could have
• 54:17
  Speaker 9: been better and what we needed to work on. I
• 54:20
  Speaker 9: felt like I was back in college playing football and
• 54:24
  Speaker 9: going over the game footage and critiquing it. I found
• 54:27
  Speaker 9: myself apologizing to her and telling her I do better
• 54:31
  Speaker 9: next time. A few days later, we had a few
• 54:34
  Speaker 9: drinks and she started to get me in the mood.
• 54:37
  Speaker 9: She said she'd do all of the work since I
• 54:39
  Speaker 9: was tipsy, I thought she was too, but she wasn't.
• 54:43
  Speaker 9: I got scared. I'm a forty two year old grown man,
• 54:47
  Speaker 9: and I've never been afraid of any woman in the bedroom,
• 54:50
  Speaker 9: but I doubted myself with her. I remember just lying there,
• 54:54
  Speaker 9: and it's like my spirit left my body from the
• 54:57
  Speaker 9: things she was doing to me. It was so unbelievable
• 55:01
  Speaker 9: that I'm tempted to break up with her, but I'm
• 55:04
  Speaker 9: also intrigued. I plan to be on my quote unquote
• 55:09
  Speaker 9: a game next time, but I have no idea what
• 55:12
  Speaker 9: she'll do. She's ten years younger than I am, so
• 55:15
  Speaker 9: I can't continue to be afraid of her. Would I
• 55:18
  Speaker 9: be a woos if I asked her to take it easy?
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: Help me? Whoa she got you?
• 55:25
  Speaker 4: Huh?
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: WHOA?
• 55:28
  Speaker 9: Ten years younger? Thirty two?
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: Well?
• 55:32
  Speaker 9: I mean, this might be the first letter of this kind, Steve,
• 55:36
  Speaker 9: that we've ever gotten from a man that says he's
• 55:38
  Speaker 9: afraid or intimidated by a woman's sexual prowess. I think
• 55:45
  Speaker 9: you should just admit it, sir. You've met your match
• 55:50
  Speaker 9: and beyond in this younger woman, and you can't take it.
• 55:54
  Speaker 9: I mean, there is a lot going on here though.
• 55:57
  Speaker 9: But it's like you said, you love a woman who's
• 55:59
  Speaker 9: not afraid to go after what she want. Well, she
• 56:02
  Speaker 9: did that, and she's still way too much for you.
• 56:05
  Speaker 9: She's actually more of a drill sergeant, it sounds like
• 56:07
  Speaker 9: from your letter and your description, than a sexual partner
• 56:11
  Speaker 9: right now, and your mind is blown, and so you
• 56:14
  Speaker 9: can't give her up. I think you should take your
• 56:16
  Speaker 9: big ego out of it so you can ask her
• 56:19
  Speaker 9: to take you a little slower.
• 56:21
  Speaker 7: It's okay to do that, you know, even if if
• 56:23
  Speaker 7: she's younger and more skilled. It's okay. It's all right.
• 56:28
  Speaker 9: You say you're intrigued, So why don't you just listen
• 56:30
  Speaker 9: to her suggestions, you know, when you all afterwards and
• 56:34
  Speaker 9: she tells you what she needs, listen to her, really
• 56:37
  Speaker 9: listen to her and allow yourself to you know, just
• 56:40
  Speaker 9: have great mind blowing sex from here on out.
• 56:43
  Speaker 7: You shouldn't be scared. Don't be scared.
• 56:45
  Speaker 9: Just get on into it. You'll be all right. You'll
• 56:47
  Speaker 9: be all right, Steve.
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well that ain't hot as go all this here.
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: Let me straighten you out. Don't what letter you was reading?
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: That ain't the situation? And then just take judge mind
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: blowing sick, mind blowing sick. We got some issues in
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: deal right here. See, Shirley, you couldn't view this letter
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: because you not a man wrote this letter. You can't
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: know what he going through. Let me walk you through
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: what happened, Dear Steven, Shirley. I've been dating a very
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: attractive woman with the perfect body and beautiful brown skin.
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: Met her at the gym. She asked me out, which
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: I love because she's not afraid to go after something
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: she won't. We've been dating for a little over a
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: month now. We finally had sex over Labor Day holiday.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't expected to perform as I got. She's very athletic.
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: It was hard to keep up with her in the bedroom.
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: I was giving all kinds of instructions and she was
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: very dominant. Now hold on, bro let me take you
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: back up here. Now you just said I loved it
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: because she is not afraid to go after something she wants.
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: Now you down in the letter talking about she was
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: very dominant. I was given all kinds of instructions. I
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: tried to get into it each time, but I got
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: so distracted by her demands I couldn't perform all on
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: punk out now wow, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, see it's
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: own now. See now you all up in there. She
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: little fine thing up at the gym, ten years younger
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: than you and all this. Hell yeah, Now, after it
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: was over and you got distracted by the demands, y'all
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: went out on the patio or had some wine, and
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: she started analyzing it and counter saying that we could
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: have done it better, what we needed to work on it,
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: and all I felt like I was back in college. Oh,
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: I could see the visual now, so you just you
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: just had to put your backpack on and get your
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: composition notebook out. You was in school. Patrick was up
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: in there, and wow, you out, Well, I know how
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: to fix all this for you.
• 59:13
  Speaker 12: Boy.
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, now you're trying to talk about you felt like
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: you was back playing football, going over the game footage
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: and critiquing it. Now, he put that in there to
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: let us know that he was a former athlete in
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: college and he played football, so he didn't want us
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: to think he was just a punk. That's what he
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: put that in there. Fault. But he getting punk though, And.
• 59:36
  Speaker 7: We'll have part two of your response coming up.
• 59:39
  Speaker 9: At twenty three minutes after the hour subject, she gives
• 59:42
  Speaker 9: a great performance. We'll get back into it right after this.
• 59:46
  Speaker 9: You're listening morning show, All right, Come on, Steve, let's
• 59:51
  Speaker 9: recap today's strawberry letters. She gives a great performance.
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: She gives a great performance, and what the letter should is.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: She outperformed me and I don't know what to do.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: That's what the damn subject ought to be. She gives
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: a great performance, but your ass didn't. That's for damn show.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: Are you mad? Yeah? No, I got something for him.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: So now she all up in there. He loved the
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: girl because she came up to it, asked him out,
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: because he like a woman to go for what she want.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: Then when they got had sex, found out she was
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: passing out all kind of instructions and she was very dominant.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: You just said, you like a woman that go at
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: to what she want. Now she in here, she all
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: that's everywhere. So now she all up in your bedroom
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: with this here. I tried to get into it, but
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: every time I was so distracted by her demands. I
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: couldn't perform. I was intimidated. After it was over, we
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: went out on the patio on him some wine, and
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: she started telling me, analyzing and kind of saying, what
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: could have been better, and we needed to work on
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: and I felt like I was back in college, Like
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: I had my backpack on it, my little black and
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: white compas, this note booking. She was just giving me
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: lessons and everything. I wasn't knowing what to do, but
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: I knew know what I was doing, because you know,
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: I felt like I was back in college, playing football
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: and going over the game footage and critiquing it. Boy, boy,
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: don't try to don't try to blow yourself up now
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: till hard. Yeah, now you're trying to act like you
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: something now. And it wasn't the way all that football,
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: playing that back in that bedroom though, all that game
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: footage where you know how to do all that, but
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: you'd have ran up in the thundercat that she didn't.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: She didn't, wearing your ass out, and then you done
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: climb up in the sane. You just in bed with
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: a little mountain lion, just bombcat, just wearing your ass out,
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: scratching you and passing out instructions. You don't know what
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: to do, and these are instructions that's getting on your nerves.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: You know, faster, faster, hold up now, any faster, it's
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: gonna be over, you know, you gotta slow down with
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: some of these damn instruction. Now you know harder. I
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: don't threw my damn back out now, ain't no hard
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: I ain't got threw my whole damn back out in
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: here now more. Ain't no more. Damn it this see
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: all these instructions. What she was doing was giving you
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: instruction for you. Ain't got faster, harder, and more. That's
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: all the instructions you can get. I been here, boy,
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: that's what we fin to get into. I been here,
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: so let me help you out. A few days later,
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: we had some drinks and she started getting me in
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: the mood. She said she do all the work. I
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: thought it was. I thought I thought she was too,
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: but she wasn't ded here. When he finally admitted it,
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: I got scared. I'm a forty two year old grown man,
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: and I've never been afraid of any woman in the bedroom,
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: but I doubted myself with her. I remember just lying
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: there like my spirit left my body. She was stuff
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: she was doing to me. It was so damn i'mbelieving.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: I'm tempted to break up with her, but I'm intrigued.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: I planning to be on my A game next time. Boy,
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: you ain't got no day a game. You ain't got
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: no a game if you ain't she got your a
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: game out in these two three times. But next time
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: I have no idea what she'll do. See here that
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: fear come back in. And she's ten years younger than me.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: That ain't no excuse. So I can't continue to be
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: afraid of her. Would I be a woos if I
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: asked her to take it on me? Boy? Let me
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: tell you something. You a wors if you don't follow
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: them damn instructions. Next y, you a wors because you
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: can't keep up. You a wors because you scared. You
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: a worst cause she dominating you a worsh cause she
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: done had a bunch of demands. You can't meet see
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: you you're not And then and then you sitting up
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: in here, and then and then what the little party
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: that we're talking about? She was talking to me so
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: crazy that now I remember lying there. It was so
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: unbleeved toim. The ain't got next time that your tenure?
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: Where is the part where he said he was apologizing.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 9: Oh that go up, go up? I found myself apologizing
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 9: to her and telling.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: Her, she said, analyzing their counter saying to get domn better.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: I felt like I been playing football going there. I
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: found myself apologizing her until I do better next time.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: He was a wish when you started apologizing. You was
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: a wish when you said you do better. But see, boy,
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: with all that said, you done been off molding. You
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: can chew, that's all it is too. But now here
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: come the big brother advice Uncle Steve, or I been
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: that though. Oh, I've been right where you at. Oh,
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: and it's frightening. What do they be doing?
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: They do everything. I've been there before. I don't. I
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: donet been laying over in the corner sucking my thumb before.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: It was just too damn much. I didn't. I didn't
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: have a woman walking to the bed and I'm sitting up,
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: pulling the covers up under my chin and shaking while
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: she comes toward the bed. I got the covers up
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: under my chin because if she come again, I done
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: been there.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 4: Boy.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: So what you have to do? Here's the way you
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: do this. Here. You got to wear her down with
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: faul play. Okay, listen to me. You gotta take some
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: of that energy, all that fitness. You got to get
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: it woe down in folk play. You got to you
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: got to tell them, like, climb up on that shelf
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: in the closet so I can see it. Better see it,
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: take effort, army, crawl round the bed three times towards me,
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: then climb up in the bed. You got to zap
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: some of her energy. Hey baby, Hey babe before we
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: do this tonight. You know, I like doing the downstairs
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: on that couch. Go downstairs and bring that couch up here.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: Is to wear her ass out than that.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 9: She's gonna do. You boy, Tod's Strawberry Letters on Instagram.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: Dog, come on over here with me, mad, go play.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 9: Go check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand too.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 9: You're listening.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 8: Morning show?
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: All right? Steve J.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 9: Anthony Brown, who you've asked to be ignorant today, is
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 9: here with phrases that will break up a friendship.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 10: Basically, these are roommate rules, and when you got on
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 10: your own, you might have to get a roommate to
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 10: branch out. But there's some rules you should live by
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 10: if you get a roommate. First rule, if you don't
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 10: put it in the fridge, damn it, don't.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 9: Take it out the fridge. How about that?
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 8: At work.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 10: The same thing, same thing. You and your significant other
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 10: should not hag the living room. Take that nashy stuff
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 10: to your bedroom. Okay, all right, people live here. Other
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 10: people live here too, all right. Don't go in your
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 10: roommate's room for a damn thing.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: Okay, that makes this Why are you here? What you're
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: doing in here?
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 3: Ain't nothing here for you.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 10: If your girlfriend or your boyfriend like eggs, bacon, cheese,
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 10: alcohol or whatever cereal, make sure they bring it with
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 10: their ass when they come over.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: Okay. If that's what they like, ain't none wrong. Make
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: sure make sure they got that in a bag when
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: they come in the door. Okay, that's all I'm saying.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 10: If your boyfriend for the lady, if your boyfriend man
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 10: man likes to play video games, you need a big
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 10: screen TV for his ass in your room.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: Okay, I like that. This is this is a good
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: rule right here. We all should abided by this.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 10: Nobody who is a roommate is allowed to date anybody
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 10: that's been to prison.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: Nobody should. Now, every time you over, you gotta make
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: sure you hold in your room.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 10: You know you gotta go, you to check all your
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 10: stufff because he no, we can't all right, if you
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 10: got a Christian roommate and you not a Christian, let
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 10: me tell you Christian something. Who whoever sleeps with who
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 10: who ever sleeps with A ain't your damn thingness?
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 9: Okay, okay, the last one last.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 10: If the rent is due on the fulliest the follt,
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 10: we agree that they pay the rental. We don't want
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 10: the rent on the second third, four, fifth, six seven, eight, ninety, tenth, eleventh, twelfth, thirteenth, fourteen, fifteenth, sixteen, seventeenth, eighteenth, nineteenth, twentieth,
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 10: twenty one and twenty two, twenty three, sixth, twenty seven,
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 10: twenty eight, twenty nine thirty. We want it on the
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 10: full east Okay.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: Okay, thank you.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 9: Those roommate rules a route.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 8: You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 9: This segment is called it you Think you Know Stress?
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 9: Carla found this article and Carlo, what was the article about?
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 9: Talking about our stress versus the kids today and their stress.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was really like a meme and it said
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: you think you know stress?
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 13: When I was a kid, if you missed a TV show,
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 13: you just missed it for ever?
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: Yes, like yes, that's real. Wasn't no dv all v
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: c all wasn't None of that wasn't. No retaker. We're
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: gonna add at a later date. No all original program.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: They couldn't add at a later date because it wasn't
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: but three damn stations. No way had the TV went
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: off for twelve James Evans when he died. You missed that.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: You don't miss the stress. You got to change the channel.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: You mean I got to get up and walk on
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: over there and turn it.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 8: You think you know stress?
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: That's it, Steve, Steve who took the knob off this TV?
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: Where the knob.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 9: Stras gonna hanger in? It is the flyers, flyers, the
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 9: players for the antenna. You have a hanger?
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Who more rabbit is.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 3: Stress?
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: Wait here? Done a long time? Kids know nothing.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 7: You don't know about stress.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 6: Rail, Stay off the phone. I'm expecting a call. Yes,
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 6: it's a one way here. Okay, there's a one way phone.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 6: It can be busy.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: Hang up so somebody else can use the phone.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 9: One bathroom in the whole house.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: You think you know stress? Nothing?
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 6: You ain't spal your daddy tell you to bring him
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 6: something while he in that bathroom.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: That's blast stress. Hey tell me I was taking a
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: bath and my daddy came in there to use the bathroom.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: He's just going out. She sat there right and the
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: toilet was right next hooded tone. Oh my god, I
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: watched him pull his pants down and sit down, open
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: up that news paper start and man, I was about
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: eight years old the first time when I said, I
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: was just lowered myself down in the suge man and
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: just let the sugs get up in my nose because
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: I can't believe it's right here. She saw me in there,
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: splashing around. I had a mask on and everything. I
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: looked up with my little mask on, and he was
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: in there. Boy, I got into his own room. I can't.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: I can't wait on you. Get out of here, gone
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: gone play like you're playing. Play you know what you
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: just done? You know right now, I'm just trying to you.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: I mean mine, I'm talking about like I wasn't even now,
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: like I wasn't even hit now. Man, you're gonna read
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: the whole news boy, this one hell not the play
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: could lord discussing? Yeah, about fifteen minutes. Then he got
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: up and flushed and walked out. I just got out
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: the tub and took one tie and wrapped it around
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: my head and just stood damn man in the bath
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: pool trying to figure out what the hell had happened
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: to me.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 5: Gather yourself.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: So these kids don't know stray, What about this one
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: right here? Go to your room, the room, what do
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: you mean? The room with nothing? This room that don't
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: have a TV. There's no video, there's no TV. My
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: games is down in the basement. Go to that room,
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: the one ain't number any here with this bed you
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: don't with a cardboard box just turn up as a
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: night stand. You talking about this room that ain't got
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: nothing but an overhead light that I only can turn
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: to switch off when you say cut it off.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 9: All right, all right, you don't know strets.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: We know one that got no claws. And all my
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: stuff is hanging on a hook on the wall. The
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: whole wardrobe was on a hook on the wall.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 9: We'll be back with more of the Steam Harvey Morning
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 9: Show right after visit.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 8: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 9: Okay, So, Carla, you're the ambassador for the twenty fifth
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 9: anniversary of Sister Strut in Detroit. We gotta say the
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 9: whole show. Congratulations. That's quite an honor. Congratulations, You're gonna
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 9: be with You're gonna be with our Mixed ninety two
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 9: point three family this Saturday, coming in Detroit. So you
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 9: got to tell us about the twenty fifth anniversary.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 13: That's right, Shirley, Okay, Steve, Shirley Junior Monica. I am
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 13: so honored, so honored to serve it as this year's ambassador.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 13: Twenty five years our Mixed ninety two point three family.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 13: We have been heightening awareness about breast cancer and we
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 13: are strutting this Saturday.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: It's going to be it's so big in Detroit.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 13: First of all, the walk is really really big, and
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 13: so we want everyone to come out. So if you
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 13: are in support of someone that's going through breast cancer,
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 13: or you're family member of a survivor, or you're just
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 13: walking in memory of a loved one, come out. We're
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 13: gonna be at Spirit Plaza this Saturday.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: Indeed, Detroit, the.
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  Speaker 9: Music, games, food trucks, a whole lot.
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  Speaker 13: I want you to get the details at Mix nine
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  Speaker 13: two three fm dot com and they'll have all the details.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 13: And I want you to help strut and help the
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 13: sisters fight against breast cancer in Detroit.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 9: I'll be there, all right, all right, Congratulations Carla, that's
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 9: quite an honor. Congratulations today.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's a big that's a big anniversary. And they
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 7: chose you. All right, yeah, sorry, thank you, Yeah, all right,
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 7: thank you, Carla.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 9: We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 9: up at thirty three minutes after we'll play around him.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 9: Would you rather right after.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 8: This you're listening Harvey Morning Show?
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 9: Time now for a round him? Would you rather? Would
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 9: you rather live with ten small dogs or would you
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 9: rather live with ten toddlers?
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  Speaker 1: Give me the dogs?
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  Speaker 8: Why?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm not changing that many pamples, five of them
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  Speaker 6: go at the same time.
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  Speaker 7: I ain't got time of it.
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  Speaker 1: One big pail. Let me put this food in there.
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  Speaker 1: I can walk away. Yeah, let me do that.
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  Speaker 9: Steve, we have not heard from you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not staying with no ten toddlers. You got seven
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  Speaker 1: keys already. No, I can't chase after the minute people,
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  Speaker 1: all these steps in this damn house. Stop, get out,
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  Speaker 1: put that back?
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  Speaker 5: What you doing?
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  Speaker 1: Sit over that? Don't touch that, but you're crying for
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  Speaker 1: stop hitting him. Get over here. No, we ain't got
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  Speaker 1: no more. Stop eating that. Don't eat put that out
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  Speaker 1: your mouth. Put your hand in that socket. If you
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  Speaker 1: want to quit crawling over there? What is you picking
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  Speaker 1: up off the floor for?
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  Speaker 9: Laid out?
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  Speaker 1: Get out the flow, lay down there, don't climb on that.
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  Speaker 1: No more exhausted, first off, jog I'm done. And you'll
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  Speaker 1: say all that in fifteen minutes. Yeah, wait a minute, No, no.
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  Speaker 9: All right, all right, let's go. Would you rather wear
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  Speaker 9: no socks for six months or no underwear for six months?
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  Speaker 1: I'm wearing shoes though. Right I'm walking seeing my job,
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  Speaker 1: in my job, it'd be hard no socks because man,
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  Speaker 1: I've got to stand much. But I guess I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: have to go with the no socks. I'm gonna have
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  Speaker 1: to I'm gonna have draw but I'm gonna have to
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  Speaker 1: buy that old fashioned ass foot pot of that cake
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  Speaker 1: up yellow yellow, So I feel like I got a
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  Speaker 1: sock on in there. But if I try to do
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  Speaker 1: my job in front of all these people with no
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  Speaker 1: draws on, I can tell you right now, it's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be a full blown situation. I'm on the internet every day.
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  Speaker 1: Ready to love is over? Yeah, because it'll look like
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  Speaker 1: you all ready.
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  Speaker 7: It looks like you are always scuting.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about man, he'd been cutting on well, well,
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  Speaker 1: let's cut on family fuse. See what side he owned today?
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  Speaker 3: See what side?
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  Speaker 9: No, you didn't, Steve, cause you.
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  Speaker 1: Don't got them families over there. You never know what's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be. That's you. I know how to tell my
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  Speaker 1: jokes and steak keep working.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, all right, coming up, jeez, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Yes he didn't like that answer. Coming up, laughing.
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  Speaker 9: Forty nine minutes, we'll have some closing remarks from the
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  Speaker 9: one and only Steve Harvey right after.
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  Speaker 1: The hurry up, about to turn the coma.
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  Speaker 8: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 9: All right, guys, here we are our last breakup, the
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  Speaker 9: day you ready to take us out?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, just thinking of a couple of things. I've been
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  Speaker 1: watching a lot of people who you know, on the
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  Speaker 1: news and stuff like this, who seem that that are
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: in such despair, you know, and I've listened. I was
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: watching somebody online the other day talking about how hopeless
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: their life seemed to them. I want to offer people
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  Speaker 1: something to think about. Be very very conscious of the
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: word hopeless, you know, be very very conscious of feeling hopeless,
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  Speaker 1: because it can happen if you're not careful. And I've
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  Speaker 1: had to end my life on several times. Become very
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: acutely aware of this trick that the devil uses. And
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  Speaker 1: if the devil can get you to feel like it's hopeless,
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  Speaker 1: oh man, he's got you. He's got you right where
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  Speaker 1: he wants you. I remember several times, man, when I
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: was homeless, Man, when I just didn't see this career
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  Speaker 1: going the way I wanted it to go. I was
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: just in some dark places. Man. You know, look, man,
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: when you don't have a house to go to at
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: the end of the day, it's it's it's a it's
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  Speaker 1: a it's a it's a debilitating thought repeatedly to go wow,
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: to not be able to say I'm going home, because
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: you know, I mean, no matter how rough a day
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: you have, if you have the comfort to say, man,
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: well skip all this, I'm going home, and you can
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  Speaker 1: turn that key and get into this place that you
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: stay as, no matter what it looks like or how
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: small or how big, it's your home. If you can
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  Speaker 1: turn that key and go in there and shut that
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  Speaker 1: door and lock out them troubles for a minute, it
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  Speaker 1: gives you a moment to regroup yourself. So not having
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  Speaker 1: the comfort of saying I'm going home was rough on
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  Speaker 1: me at times, and it was times where the devil
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: would get into my mind and say, Man, it ain't
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  Speaker 1: no way out of this. You just homeless. You not
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: getting these gigs. Ain't nobody calling you all this? You
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: want to be on TV, you want to be a star, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: this is hopeless. I had to catch myself because hope
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  Speaker 1: is a very important thing to cling on to, because
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: sometimes you only have hope to cling on to, and
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: you've got to keep hope alive. I remember when Jesse
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: Jackson used to say it, keep hope alive, keep hope alive.
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  Speaker 1: People don't know how really important that is. To keep
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: hope alive, not faith, not belief, not being factual that
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: I know this is gonna happen. But if you can
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: just say the mere words, man, I hope I be okay, Man,
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  Speaker 1: I hope this workout. I hope God hear me. I
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  Speaker 1: hope I get a break. I hope this don't last
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  Speaker 1: too much longer. Just say hope. Just say it. I'm
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: telling you, man, clinging on to that word hope. Hope
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  Speaker 1: is the beginning of faith, because, like I say all
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  Speaker 1: the time, sometimes I used to hope I got a
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  Speaker 1: bike for Christmas. I used to hope I would get
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  Speaker 1: a toy. I used to hope you know that I graduated.
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  Speaker 1: I hope I get a job one day. Well, eventually,
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: as I got older, all that hope and I used
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  Speaker 1: to do, eventually I learned how wow, this is really faith.
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  Speaker 1: Faith is a belief in things that you cannot see.
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  Speaker 1: But it begins with hope, because when you're young, it's
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  Speaker 1: just hope. I hope Santa Claus bring me this. I
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: hope I get a bike. Man, I hope I get
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  Speaker 1: that doll house. I hope I get that oven this year.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: I hope. I hope he asked me out. I hope
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: she say yes. I hope she will be my Valentine.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: I used to hope for so many things, man, But
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: as I got older, understood that hope was just the
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  Speaker 1: pure essence. There's a scripture, man, I wish I could
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  Speaker 1: think of it right now. Faith is the substance of
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  Speaker 1: things hope for it. That's it, and the evidence of
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  Speaker 1: things not seen. Faith is the substance of things hope for.
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  Speaker 1: That's why you got to keep saying our hope even
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  Speaker 1: if you ain't strong enough to believe.
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  Speaker 3: Hope.
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  Speaker 1: It's the substance of faith, because faith is the substance
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  Speaker 1: of things hope for. You can't have faith with our
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: first hoping, I hope this happened.
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  Speaker 6: Well.
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  Speaker 1: Faith is a belief in things that you cannot see.
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  Speaker 1: So what are you hoping it to? What are you
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 1: thinks that you cannot see something you hope for? You
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  Speaker 1: got to keep hope alive, y'all. When you feel like
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: you ain't gonna make it, just keep saying our hope. Lord,
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  Speaker 1: I hope God, I hope Lord, Please, I hope. And
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you he'll come to you. He'll come to you.
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  Speaker 1: And faith is the substance of things hope for hope
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  Speaker 1: turns into faith if you just keep saying it. Keep
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  Speaker 1: hope alive, y'all. Always just keep saying you hope. That's
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: the beginning of things happening and changing in your life.
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  Speaker 1: Those are my closing remarks. And they'll hope that did
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  Speaker 1: something for somebody. Hey, listen, y'all, talk to God. He'd
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 1: love to hear from you today. See them all for all.
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