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Skinny Jeans, Unwanted House Guests, Hate and Tense, Who You Mad At Now, Are You Smarter Than Tommy, Aniyah VS Tommy, SBL Brand New, Pre-K and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all baby
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  Speaker 1: Honey said dot turn yeah you run you you gotta
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  Speaker 1: to turn out to turn the water the water. Come,
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  Speaker 1: come on your back at it. Uh huh, I show well,
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  Speaker 1: good morning everybody. You are listening to the voice. Come
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  Speaker 1: on dig me now for one and only. Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: got a radio show. Yeah man, got one. Hey. You know, um,
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  Speaker 1: I thought I think of my life in terms of blessings.
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  Speaker 1: You know. I take mostly a positive approach and a
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  Speaker 1: positive spin to my life. I hardly ever dweil on.
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  Speaker 1: Uh you know the what's well. I can't say that
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  Speaker 1: I don't think about the what's wrong in it because
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  Speaker 1: I have to, because I have to address problems as
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  Speaker 1: they arise. But I try not to let them consume me.
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  Speaker 1: I let the consumption part be about the blessings, the
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  Speaker 1: positive things that has occurred in my life, the good
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  Speaker 1: things that God has done for me, the power that
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  Speaker 1: He's displayed in my life, the protection he's given me
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  Speaker 1: over the years to being tucked under his wings. I
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  Speaker 1: focus on the things that He promised is me. I
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  Speaker 1: think of all all the goodness that I perceived to
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  Speaker 1: come my way, and I think that has a lot
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  Speaker 1: to do with me learning more and more about the
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  Speaker 1: law of attraction in terms of you know, what you
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  Speaker 1: think and what you put out in the space, and
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  Speaker 1: what you pray about is what you receive, you know,
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  Speaker 1: And so I've become better and better at that. That's
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  Speaker 1: not to say that I'm I'm not human and I
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  Speaker 1: don't have moments where I think a little bit too
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  Speaker 1: long about what's going wrong and what enemy is is
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  Speaker 1: about to attack and what they're gonna do and saying
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  Speaker 1: and all of this his That's not to consay that
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  Speaker 1: I'm not concerned about it. But I try to duel
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  Speaker 1: mostly on the positive. And one of the things that
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  Speaker 1: I learned, you can have an incredible life, all of you,
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  Speaker 1: all of us, We can have incredible lives if we
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  Speaker 1: just let God drive see the problem that I had
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  Speaker 1: years ago, was I was the driver of my life,
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  Speaker 1: and I was taking myself in the directions that I
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  Speaker 1: thought would be best for me. And I aimed at
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  Speaker 1: things that I thought I could accomplish, and I set
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  Speaker 1: goals that I saw myself being able to attain. I
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  Speaker 1: was driving when I gave up and I let God drive.
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  Speaker 1: I then opened up my mind and my spirit to
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  Speaker 1: what God had for me, for what God could see
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  Speaker 1: for me, for what God could do in my life, well,
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  Speaker 1: for what God wanted for me now he wanted for me,
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  Speaker 1: and he wanted of me. See, that's the connection that
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  Speaker 1: you got to try to make, well, not try, that's
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  Speaker 1: the connection that you gotta make to really get it. Now,
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  Speaker 1: Listen to me. What I don't want you to do
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  Speaker 1: is do like me. Don't be afraid of the what
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  Speaker 1: for of the what he wants you to do part see,
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  Speaker 1: because that ain't gonna be nearly as demanding and and
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  Speaker 1: as offsetting as you think it's gonna be. See, I
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  Speaker 1: thought that if I did God's will, that if I
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  Speaker 1: let God tell me what to do, that it would
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  Speaker 1: cause me to not to be able to do a
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  Speaker 1: certain some things I wanted to do well which is true.
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  Speaker 1: But the stuff I wanted to do was all detrimental
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  Speaker 1: to my well being and my future and my and
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  Speaker 1: my growth and development as a man. I was stopping
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  Speaker 1: my own growth as a man, because see, I was
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  Speaker 1: doing what I thought I should do as a man.
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  Speaker 1: But when you give it over to God, to God
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  Speaker 1: has a much better plan for you than you can
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  Speaker 1: ever have for yourself. And God knows a better way,
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  Speaker 1: far better than the one you know. I want you
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  Speaker 1: to believe that. Man, you gotta understand that part of it.
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  Speaker 1: And and that's the part that I finally got through
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  Speaker 1: my head to let God do it his way and
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  Speaker 1: to show me a better way, and to teach me
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  Speaker 1: a better way and exposed to me a better way.
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  Speaker 1: And when I opened up my mind to what God
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  Speaker 1: was talking about, I began to see things totally differently,
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  Speaker 1: and things started coming to me totally differently. If you've
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  Speaker 1: been a friend of mine or a fan of mine
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  Speaker 1: over the years, I mean, you've had to see it,
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  Speaker 1: the change. You've had to see the difference, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: and I and I acknowledge that every chance I get,
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  Speaker 1: because I promised God I would, And I hope that
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  Speaker 1: I'm not falling short in that category. But then again,
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  Speaker 1: if I told it all day long, would he done
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  Speaker 1: for me? I still wouldn't have enough time to really
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  Speaker 1: explain thoroughly what he's done for me, because it's such
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  Speaker 1: a continuous growth in me. But now that's not to
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  Speaker 1: say that I'm finished or I'm done or I'm complete,
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  Speaker 1: because I'm still short. And that's the cold thing about it. Man. See,
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  Speaker 1: no matter how good you get at it, you ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna ever be the best you can be. You just
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  Speaker 1: not because you're gonna fall short. You can't be him.
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  Speaker 1: You can strive for perfection. I hear people saying it
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  Speaker 1: all the time. I applaud you for saying you want
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  Speaker 1: to be perfect, but you ain't and you can't and
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  Speaker 1: you're not and you aren't and you won't and you
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  Speaker 1: will not. And so you quit saying it. You could
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  Speaker 1: saying it to me, quit saying it to other people.
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  Speaker 1: I'm seeking a life of perfection, but it's something that
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  Speaker 1: you cannot have because he said you can't do it.
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  Speaker 1: But that's what he'd have for He'd have for the
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  Speaker 1: moments when you stumble and you fall, and you gonna
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  Speaker 1: stumble and fall, so you gotta get that part right.
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  Speaker 1: Man to stumbling falling part is coming. But see, you
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  Speaker 1: get God in your life and it helps you so
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  Speaker 1: that you don't stumble, fall, wallow, roll over, laid their languish.
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  Speaker 1: That's what God is for. So when you stumbling fall,
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  Speaker 1: you get back up because you're going to make mistakes.
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  Speaker 1: You're going to get it wrong. You're going to come
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  Speaker 1: under attack, you're going to be lied about, you are
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  Speaker 1: going to be falsely accused. That's going to happen to
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  Speaker 1: you the moment you make a decision to do better,
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  Speaker 1: the moment you try to be more, the moment you
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  Speaker 1: try to get it right. The devil got to send
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  Speaker 1: his attackers man, and he controls certain people. He just
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  Speaker 1: got people as on his side. Seven. You know him too.
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  Speaker 1: You you've all met one or two of them in
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  Speaker 1: your life. They're just busy with the business of nothingness.
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  Speaker 1: They're just busy about to do about the destruction of others.
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  Speaker 1: You said, I know him, you know him. They coming.
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  Speaker 1: But here's what you gotta hold fast too. They can't
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  Speaker 1: take away nothing from you that God gave you. They
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  Speaker 1: didn't make you. See people who claim to have made
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  Speaker 1: you if they're so in to make you business, Why
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  Speaker 1: don't they make theirselves? Or if they ain't with you
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  Speaker 1: no more and they're so busy in them, I made
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  Speaker 1: you business, why don't they make somebody else? Since, just
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  Speaker 1: since you want to get credit from making somebody make yourself,
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  Speaker 1: if you're responsible for someone else's success, then you should
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  Speaker 1: easily be able to take claim and be responsible for
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  Speaker 1: your own success. See, be careful of that. And don't
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  Speaker 1: and and don't don't change your course because somebody is
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  Speaker 1: attacking you with that. You keep doing what you're doing.
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  Speaker 1: I just hope, man, that I'm giving it to God
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  Speaker 1: the way I said I would give it to him,
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  Speaker 1: that I would unload every chance I got that I
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  Speaker 1: was supposed to without being you know, or here he
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  Speaker 1: come again? You know. I try not to be that,
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  Speaker 1: but man, I don't know what else to be. For
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  Speaker 1: the first twelve minutes of my show? What else you
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  Speaker 1: want me to say? I got four hours. I can't
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  Speaker 1: give God twelve twelve minutes, man, I mean for real, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: come on, man, I mean, let's look at this right here.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, for example, it's like detox in your body,
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  Speaker 1: which is one of the most healthy things you can
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  Speaker 1: do for your body is to detox your system and
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  Speaker 1: clean out the pipes and the liver and the blood
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  Speaker 1: and get it all together, give your kidneys a break
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  Speaker 1: in all like this, Okay, right, okay, But to detox
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  Speaker 1: it properly, it takes twenty one days. Right. And I
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  Speaker 1: hear a lot of people tell me myout twenty one
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  Speaker 1: days I ain't got. But see, hold up, man, if
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  Speaker 1: the twenty one days out of three hundred sixty days
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  Speaker 1: a year, you ain't got twenty one to straighten yourself out.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't got twenty one days to give yourself a
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  Speaker 1: better shot at health. I mean that that's crazy to me,
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  Speaker 1: once you wrap your mind around it. See, And so
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  Speaker 1: like if you're given honor to God just twelve minutes
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  Speaker 1: out the day, dog, he gave you twenty four hours
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  Speaker 1: of luxury in life and breath and hope and promise
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  Speaker 1: that you ain't got twelve minutes to give him out
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  Speaker 1: the day. That don't make no sense. What an exchange,
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  Speaker 1: What a wonderful life God has given me in exchange
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  Speaker 1: for so small of effort that I put forth. Don't
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  Speaker 1: let the effort you gotta put forth to God seems
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  Speaker 1: so dawning that you don't attempt to do it, because, man,
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  Speaker 1: it seems like a lot. It ain't nothing compared to
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  Speaker 1: what he'd be given us for real. So if you
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  Speaker 1: want a real life, you want a real shot at
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  Speaker 1: what you can be, what you can have, what you
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  Speaker 1: can own, what you can become, who you really are.
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  Speaker 1: Go to God. Let him fix you. Man. That's all baby.
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  Speaker 1: It is the Steve Hibbing Morning Show. Your chilly Janda Brown.
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  Speaker 1: We're holding it down. The show righty here, the show
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  Speaker 1: right here today, dedicated We don't know how you do it.
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  Speaker 1: We don't care, but we see it dedicated to all
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  Speaker 1: the boys and girls, men and women who wear skinny jeans.
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  Speaker 1: Won't know how you get in them. We have no
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  Speaker 1: idea how you getting them. But believe me, when you
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  Speaker 1: turn forty, your asks won't be able to get him.
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  Speaker 1: All right. That's that's the show right there. Good morning Shot,
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  Speaker 1: that's stop Barry, what's up with you? Good morning? Jay?
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  Speaker 1: I can get in them, is getting out of them
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  Speaker 1: that's the problem. Getting gene wear colorfo what's up with
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  Speaker 1: your what's up with you? Jason Luke to all the
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  Speaker 1: skinny gene Where is that? There is the job, job
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  Speaker 1: back from vacation. My man junior, what's up on that?
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  Speaker 1: Jumping up and down three times? And he is the
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  Speaker 1: king of pranks, y'all fool number one, got it. I
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  Speaker 1: have gotten in him, but I have cut myself out.
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  Speaker 1: That's right, bright ideas man caught up around that ankle,
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  Speaker 1: you know, and that he'll away anyway to get you yet,
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  Speaker 1: to get you. Yeah, right up in there, right right
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  Speaker 1: right right up in there. Oh yeah, yeah yeah. I
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  Speaker 1: always credited my girlfriend that I went to high school with, Renee,
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  Speaker 1: for inventing them, because she used to always sew her jeans,
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  Speaker 1: hands sew her jeans. She had pretty big long legs. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they look fabulous on her, So she invented him. As
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  Speaker 1: far as I'm concerned, the style has an age limit.
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  Speaker 1: Like if you're a certain age, you said, oh hell yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I just said, oh yeah, hell yeah, a certain age,
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  Speaker 1: a certain stuff you just shouldn't wear it, just just
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  Speaker 1: don't look rights. But skinny jeans and leggings are two
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  Speaker 1: different things. Okay, some people just wear leggings present, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they just wear leggings. I mean there's a thing called jaggings,
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  Speaker 1: you know what. They're like jeans that yeah, that are
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  Speaker 1: soft and shape like leggings. Checking the combined the two pants.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, let's just like being naked with a color
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  Speaker 1: that it does exactly everything you see everything. Yeah, that's yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: men look because men look. Oh, make note of that, don't.
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  Speaker 1: We're looking. Fact. Let's make tomorrow, uh Jack day, Jagging's day. Okay, alright,
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  Speaker 1: see with them Jagging's girl. All right, listen, we talk
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  Speaker 1: about this a lot, the best way to get unwanted
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  Speaker 1: guests to leave, or if we like company or don't
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  Speaker 1: like company, Well, coming up, what is the best way
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  Speaker 1: to get unwanted guests to leave? That's inside something funny
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  Speaker 1: It was from yesterday's topic or confession. Remember Jay, when
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  Speaker 1: you said this yesterday that you don't like company and
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  Speaker 1: we were talking about that right, Well, the letter yeah
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  Speaker 1: you hate it? Yeah, oh you told us that story. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: about people coming to your house and you were like,
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  Speaker 1: get unwanted guests to lead? You throw a summer get
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  Speaker 1: together and everyone had fun. But the last couple to
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  Speaker 1: lead is lingering and all we wanted to do is
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  Speaker 1: load the dishwasher and go to bed. But how do
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  Speaker 1: you get rid of them? It's not a it's not
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  Speaker 1: an easy thing to do. Uh So, According to a
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  Speaker 1: recent trending post on Reddit, these are some good tactics
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  Speaker 1: for getting rid of unwanted guests um or or just
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  Speaker 1: those who have overstayed their welcome. Okay, come on, come on,
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  Speaker 1: what you got? These are only we have a jamas
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  Speaker 1: for this occasion only you put you the jama zone.
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  Speaker 1: Put your house shoes on, but just the tops. You
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  Speaker 1: don't put the bottoms on. You hand him the key
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  Speaker 1: and say we get readily y'all locked up, but you
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  Speaker 1: just have the tops in your house shoes on right,
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  Speaker 1: and say here to keep y'all y'all. Now they're gonna
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  Speaker 1: leave right at that point, but I want to get
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  Speaker 1: you want to get that sentence out here to keep y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Just remember just the top, not the bottom. And Uncle,
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  Speaker 1: I'm out jump in here, Jake, let me jump up
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  Speaker 1: when you really want somebody out. Jack, you got a
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  Speaker 1: few people lingering and round going in and use the
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  Speaker 1: bathroom and leave the dope wide over and then asked
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  Speaker 1: them to come here. Did that meat mess with y'all? Question?
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  Speaker 1: Do you yelling? Only one? Riddy? I'll tell you one
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  Speaker 1: way to get rid of people, and this is the
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  Speaker 1: only time pit bulls is good. Let you hope it
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  Speaker 1: bull out and let him just walk around that people
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  Speaker 1: some reason don't really care for pit bull that ain't.
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  Speaker 1: They'll leave it a heartbeat. The oh Man Domino got out.
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  Speaker 1: Domino's out man. It let the dogs out. You hain't
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  Speaker 1: company ya you got more n another one? Listen? Does it?
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  Speaker 1: Every time? You got it? You got you gotta go
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  Speaker 1: down the stairs, right said, Look at him, me and
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  Speaker 1: a girl about to go upstairs and hit it. We're
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  Speaker 1: gonna be put a loud all right, y'all can stand
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  Speaker 1: out here if you won't do, but it's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: really loud. And then you get you get your mate
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  Speaker 1: to help you, you know, and then they'll leave every time.
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  Speaker 1: Every time, I gotta do it right, but start in
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  Speaker 1: front of him, though, ja yeah, start the kissing part.
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  Speaker 1: Start in front start the kissing part. Right. We're gonna
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  Speaker 1: take this on upstairs, young, stay if you want to,
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  Speaker 1: but we're gonna take this own upstairs, and then your
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  Speaker 1: upstairs to your lungs over doing it? Question, Yeah, what
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  Speaker 1: happened to well? I gotta go to work early tomorrow.
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  Speaker 1: That don't work because they know that. They know that. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that happened to me. They just stayed. Yeah, that's true.
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  Speaker 1: You got one, Yes, sir, Yes, sir, that's what you're doing.
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  Speaker 1: You and your baby come out the room and whatever.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all role playing understand causing and Jane come on and
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  Speaker 1: act like that. Now, if y'all want to hang around,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna have to participate. But that's what you're doing. Nothing, buddy, rabbit,
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  Speaker 1: ears and tail role playing up in here, baby, not
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  Speaker 1: too much to see all that. Yes, that gives you
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  Speaker 1: behind at the hat. That's why we're leaving. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they weren't cleaning up, been there and that. They've tried
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  Speaker 1: all that. Yeah, they help you clean, they clean, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they do help you clean. Well, what are they hanging
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  Speaker 1: around for? They have no place to go, They have
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  Speaker 1: no place to go. They have homes. No, they don't
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  Speaker 1: want to go there. That's why they You know, a
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  Speaker 1: really good way to get rid of somebody, stage a robbery.
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  Speaker 1: Have you cost stolen in front of every but that
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  Speaker 1: people will lee. What's the thought? I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: it is. But stage a robbery and watch them leave
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  Speaker 1: the I'm out. Wow. All right, well, those are some
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  Speaker 1: of the best ways to get rid of unwanted guests.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to talk about our Kelly's new song, but
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  Speaker 1: first we got to talk about this. Did you see
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  Speaker 1: the Georgia lawmaker Jason Spencer who has been urged to
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: quit Tommy after yelling the N words several times and
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: dropping his hands. Um, he was pranked? Did you hear me?
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: He was pranked? Okay by Sasha Baron Cohen for his
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  Speaker 1: show Who Was America? Alright, so King of Pranks? Uh?
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  Speaker 1: Did you see it? Right? You know? One pranks to
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  Speaker 1: Biles down to another prank that he did get him good,
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  Speaker 1: little park little little too far across the line there
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  Speaker 1: at the prank line. Please in your repertoire. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: go over it right now. All right, come on, King
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  Speaker 1: of Pranks, the real King of Pranks? What you got hot? Hello? Hello,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach a Monica system Monica Please, this
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  Speaker 1: is brother de Seawan. I'm calling actually I'm a member
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  Speaker 1: Greater Commissionary Baptist Church. How can I help you? Calling you? Actually?
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  Speaker 1: About the offering? Now? Did you I know you paid
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  Speaker 1: your ties every Sunday? Okay, now you paid a love
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  Speaker 1: offering as well? Right? Yes? Okay, Now this past sunday. Um,
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking at a check that you left us with
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  Speaker 1: the bank, right, right, I sure did. I wrote a
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  Speaker 1: check sunday. Okay. Now the check ma'am was two hundred
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  Speaker 1: and fifty dollars. Am I correct? Right? Right? I wrote
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  Speaker 1: two checks for my ties and the love offering. Right,
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  Speaker 1: I wrote one for two fifty for the Love offering. Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Now what is this call regarding? Why are you calling me?
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: What I wanted to tell you is that I hate
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: to be a bar of bad news, but your your
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: check that you wrote for two fifty actually has bounced.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: And wait a minute, you said my check bound for
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: your check bounce. So what I'm doing is calling you
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  Speaker 1: about recouping the two fifth as well as you know
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  Speaker 1: you you cost us thirty dollars uh in bank fees.
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  Speaker 1: Now I wrote two checks. I wrote a check for
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  Speaker 1: a hundred dollars. Did that one bound? I don't see
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  Speaker 1: to it that that that one bound. All I know
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  Speaker 1: is the one that the Love Offering has bounced. Did
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  Speaker 1: you put them in at the same time, because I
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: wrote him at the same time. They all go in
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  Speaker 1: on Monday, ma'am. Now I didn't put them in at
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  Speaker 1: the same time. I've been putting them in for the
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  Speaker 1: last two or three years. The problem is why would
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  Speaker 1: people right there? Brother de seaun I I don't think
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  Speaker 1: it matters. And when I was there, man, the problem
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  Speaker 1: is that I didn't put these checks in. And I
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  Speaker 1: don't understand why y'all write these checks to the check
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  Speaker 1: knowing that they're gonna bound because a lot of people
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  Speaker 1: right that well not clear. The other one didn't clear.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe you didn't have enough money for both of them
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  Speaker 1: to clear. What did you say? Maybe you didn't have
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  Speaker 1: enough money in the bank for both of them to clip.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't understand why people like these in the
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  Speaker 1: bank at all. My checks clear. I don't write no
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  Speaker 1: rubber checks. Well you wrote one on Sunday, and that's
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  Speaker 1: the problem. How are you gonna try to give a look?
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, I think you got me confused with
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: somebody else. I don't write no bad checks. You didn't
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  Speaker 1: wrote to you. I'm trying to be nice to you.
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  Speaker 1: When can we expect the two fifty plus the thirty
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  Speaker 1: dollars so wears that's the bank fees, ma'am for the
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  Speaker 1: doll gonna check bouncing. My check didn't bounce. I don't
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  Speaker 1: check my bank. And if my check clear, you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: pay me thirty dollars for calling me, harassing me by
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: the two hundred and fifty dollar check bounce. I don't
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  Speaker 1: write no Why would you write check? What you want
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  Speaker 1: to sit up in the church and write these big
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  Speaker 1: number checks when you know you ain't got it in
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  Speaker 1: the bank. I said, why would you write these checks
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  Speaker 1: when the money ain't in? Now, let me tell you
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  Speaker 1: one thing. I don't write no bad checks. And you
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  Speaker 1: got a lots calling me telling me my check bounce.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all check is the one that has bound. And you
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  Speaker 1: tell you what you do since my check bounce, you
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  Speaker 1: paid them, since you got all the money, And don't
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  Speaker 1: call me with this again. Hello, don't you hang upon
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  Speaker 1: me no more? When when don't we gonna get this
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  Speaker 1: two fifty and this thirty dollars? Somebody from the church
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  Speaker 1: to my I wrote a bad check, your bad check.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't write no bad Why are you calling me?
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  Speaker 1: Why the treacher don't call me at church? The tragic
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  Speaker 1: is best. I ain't never know the deacon called nobody
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  Speaker 1: about no bad check. You're fully thank you you got
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  Speaker 1: the money I ain't got who is that in the background?
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  Speaker 1: Who is that for mine? Who it is? We're both
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  Speaker 1: going to the same church, and you're gonna call me
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: to my I wrote a bad check. You don't you
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  Speaker 1: call me no more? And if the check bad, you paid? Okay?
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: Keep passed to know you're talking like this? Passed to
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  Speaker 1: know you're calling me? Can you after that? Look? When
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: are we gonna get this? Two eight dollars is what
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  Speaker 1: we're looking for from you. I wrote a check for
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  Speaker 1: two fifties and not get to eighty. You you put
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  Speaker 1: two fifty in there. It bounced. Thirty dollars cost us
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  Speaker 1: on bait fees. That's to eighty. Where can the church
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: expect their money? Never? Not no to eighty? You will
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: never get to eight. You're gonna make me come by
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: your and my check in what you say, I'm gonna
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: do what You're gonna make me come by your house
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: and get this money? Bring it, bring it, bring it?
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: What is the address on this check? Check? I got
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: it off the check. I bet you you'll be limping
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: back and I'm watching you. You bet not be spending
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: no money nowhere. You bet not spend nothing until I
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: get this two fifty plus thirty whatever I want to know.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: You don't you know where I am? And you don't
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: call me no more with this because my check did
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: not bounce. I don't see how one check went through
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: and the other bound. Let me say this to you,
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: we cannot accept you back into the House of the
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: Lord no more until you are not don't you come
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: in the Sunday until we get the Sunday, and I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna make sure I find your as you the person
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  Speaker 1: I want to see you. And you know what, I'm
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: gonna call the pastor right now and asked him because
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: I don't believe my check bounce. You fell what? Let
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: me say this before you called pastor I got no,
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: I'm a called pastor. No, you should have talked with
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: pastor before you call me with this information. I got
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: one more thing I need to say. You ain't got
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: nothing to say to me. You don't upset me with
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: this I'm talking about I bounced the check. You should
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: have went to pastor before you call me with you.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: I tall pastor one I got, But I got one
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: more thing to say before I leave. That you're listening,
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: What are you about to say to me? What do
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: you have to say now that you're gonna pay the check.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: This is Nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: You just got praankeed by your girlfriend. What did you say, baby?
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: This is what did you say? I'd say, this is Nephew.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: Till me, baby, brother, Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your girlfriend
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: has pranked you. I'm gonna beat that. She gets left.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: Let me ask you one more thing, though, baby, what
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: is the baddest radio show in the land? Harvey? That's
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: how you do it. Across the line, across the line.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: That's what you do. You know you gotta cross the
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  Speaker 1: line with church folks. A t L. Thank y'all. I
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: want to say thank you all for coming out to
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: see the Nephew going there after dog grown food it
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: fast weekend? Did we do it? Sweet? Sweet? Did? And
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: now it's time one of the biggest comedy clubs in
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  Speaker 1: the country. Oh my god, stardom, Here I come Burmingham, baby,
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  Speaker 1: August third, fourth in field. He gets onna seal right
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  Speaker 1: now and they almost down to what out. You better
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: get it, You better get it, hamp. The Nephew was
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: coming like more ignorant than ever before war like like
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: like like ignorant times thirty times nine. That right there.
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  Speaker 1: I'm right up. Yes, you doing arithmetic and multiplication now,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm caring one And they don't even do that
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  Speaker 1: no more. Call it's ignorant times thirty times ninety times one.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: All that ignoricity. It's ignoricity. I like that ignortyority. Okay,
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: all right, listen, thank you, nephew. Coming up in entertainment,
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: we're gonna talk about R Kelly his new song nineteen
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: minutes long. Really right after this you're listening to coming
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: up in twenty minutes, about twenty minutes after the hour,
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: we're going to play are you Smarter than nephew Tommy? Baby?
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: You'll have a chance to win. Ye, we'll have a
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: chance to win Steve's grandpa's one million dollars. Come on, Tommy,
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: come on. You can't play unless you register though, Okay,
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: So go to Steve Harvey f M dot com registers
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: so you can play Are you smarter than nephew Tommy?
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: All right, and of course who isn't? Is what I
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: like to say. Now it is time, ladies and gentlemen,
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: uh for entertainment news. R Kelly has just dropped an
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  Speaker 1: epic I'm talking nineteen minute track called I Admit. Now,
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: this is a track where he speaks on everything, and
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: I mean everything. Uh. It's a confessional. It's half an
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: apology uh to um and an explanation, and he's doubling
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: down on his bad behavior. Here's a little taste of it.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: Don't say no. But I can tell you what I've
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: been saying. It was since the first day that without
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  Speaker 1: knowing I signed my publishing a way. I admit that
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  Speaker 1: I was young and called up so blind. Yeah, I
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: said I had dicks lected uncle and read all the
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: traction and now the truth fitness message some a broadcast ledge.
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  Speaker 1: The only reason I stayed on tool, it's because I
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: gotta pay my Wow, well, how much is you're in?
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: That's that's nice for him to mix all the stuff
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  Speaker 1: up with some of the other stuff or some of
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: the other stuff. You just need to go to those
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: people and apologize, and that's half apologize. You know, you know,
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: and I like her Kelly a lot. I mean we
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  Speaker 1: all do. But oh as a musician, yeah, he's yeah,
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: but yeah, you're gonna mix up your problems with what
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: you just should have been saying. I'm sorry for the
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: people you should be saying I'm sorry to and that's
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  Speaker 1: not a dance track, No, No, nineteen minutes. Well, who
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: got nineteen three minutes to hear the whole song? Not me?
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: Not right? Yeah, we gave you in the closet a
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: million episodes of that and I'll do it again. I mean,
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: you know, And in the song it's like nineteen minutes
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: he addresses the Leah he's talking about, you know, the
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: sex cult allegations. How this controversy has impacted him. Uh,
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: you know, I don't know if we're supposed to feel
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: sorry for him about his publishing. Oh yeah, that he
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: gave it away at such a young age, his publishing.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: I was surprised he mentioned, uh, literacy in there, I mean,
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: because that's been rumored for years and years. He said
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: it was dyslexia. But interesting though interesting. Uh wow, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that night, and I guess he felt he had to
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: Uh I guess disrespected. Yeah, as an artist. And he's broke.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: He said he's broken there too. Yeah, say, they don't
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: tour to pay his rent. But how much your retre
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: making money at? Yeah, that's that's something Okay. J um
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: miss Anna's here with more of today's news and headlines.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: Please introducer. It is News and Trip and thank you
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: very much. This is and Trip with the news. Everybody, Okay, Well,
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  Speaker 1: there's a shocking story out of the UK. Police have
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: arrested four men for allegedly staging an acid attack on
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: an innocent three year old boy. They didn't even know
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: this kid. Again, this is in the UK. Arrested four
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: men for allegedly staging an acid attack on an innocent
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: three year old boy inside of a busy store and Worcester.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: Of the four men being questioned our ages twenty two,
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: twenty five or twenty six and thirty nine. The child's
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: being treated for serious burns to his face. And I
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: was no reason why they did what they did on
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: this child. It wasn't their own. Didn't even know what
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: he was walking around the store and they threw acid
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: on him. In Missouri, and investigation underway into the capsizing
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: and sinking of that duck boat and Branson that left
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: seventeen people dead, including nine members of an African American family.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: US Coastguard Captain Scott Stormer explains what they're looking at.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: One of the focuses of the investigation certainly is to
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: determine uh the vessel's condition. Throughout the casualty authorities are
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: looking to see if boat operators also violated Coastguard rules
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: about entering the water during a storm. Apparently you're not
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: supposed to do that. As President Trump trades threats with
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: the Iran with Iran via Twitter, his administration is reportedly
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: ready to reimpose a new sanctions while urging disgruntled Iranians
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: to organize protests against their government. By the way, Iran's
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: foreign ministers, responding to Trump also on Twitter, state unquote
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: color US unimpressed. Meanwhile, as you may remember, seven days ago,
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: President Trump said this about whether he leaved Vladimir Putin's
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: denial report about Russian meddling in the election. I have
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: President Putin. He just said, it's not Russia. I will
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: say this, I don't see any reason why it would be.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: Then after that there was a backlash, you remember, from
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: lawmakers on both sides of the aisle. And then the
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: President walked that comment back, using that double negative defense.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: While I said would but I didn't mean it, I
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: should have said wouldn't and wouldn't be it. He just
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: kept doing that kind of stuff. But yesterday the President
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: seemed to turn around once more, attacking US intelligence agencies
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: and calling the Russian meddaling investigation a witch hunt. There
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: are calls for Republican state representative resignation. Georgia Representative Jason
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: Spencer made a TV appearance where he yelled the N
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: word and pulled his pants down. Spencer featured on an
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: episode of Sasha Baron Cohen's a showtime program Paul who
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: was America. He claims he was tricked and is threatening
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: a legal action. The first documented black of pro football
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: player is finally being honored. The state of Ohio has
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: approved a tribute for Charles Fawllis, who was called the
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: Black Cyclone. That was his nickname. Fallis was signed by
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: the Showby Blues of the American Professional Football Association in
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: nineteen oh four. He was born in February third, eighteen
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: seventy nine. Charles Fallis grew up in Wooster, Ohio. Governor
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: John Kasik has designated February third is Charles Fallers Day. Finally,
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: today is National Tech that day. That's right, and some
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: Mexican restaurants giving away free drinks apparently, and we'll be
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: back with more entertainment coming up. Twenty minutes after the hour,
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: Are you smarter than nephew Tommy? On the Steve Harvey
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: It is time to play are you smarter than nephew Tommy? Tommy,
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: Let's meet our contested baby here, let's get it, let's
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: get it. Good morning. Who is this a night? Yeah?
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: What are you from? Baby girl? Do you think Emma Louisi? Yeah?
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: What you do for a living? Yes, she's smart, she's
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: smart smart. Hey, hey, now you know how to make
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: a good gumbo? Yes? Yeah, it's all in the room.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: Ain't a dark group or or light room? How's your
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: root dark group? Yes? Yeah, no, no, no, no, outside
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: of gumbo. Really, honestly, honestly, you think you're smarter than me?
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: For real? For real? Yes I am. Yeah. I love
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: that confidence. Yes, this is what's about to happen. Shirley
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: is going to ask both of us trip your questions.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: Whoever answers the most questions correctly in sixty seconds? Well,
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: when do you understand that? Alright? Gumbo? Alright, alright, gumbo, alright, gumbo.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: Now I'm gonna let Shirley take it from here, but
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: we'll be Thomas and all right, Anya, we will call
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: you a naya. Tommy, get out of the studio so
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: you cannot hear the questions I want to hear some.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: I'll be back bye, Anya. Are you ready? Cat? Please
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: give me sixty seconds on the clock. Thank you? Complete
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: this nursery rhyme line. Mary had a little blank lamb
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: in What state is the Disneyland theme park located? The
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: NBA team Timberwolves are in which state? Pay us? The
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: Master's Tournament is a championship game for which sport soccer?
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: What legendary boxer was featured in the Hangover movies? Oh?
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: What is the name of the kid's meal at McDonald's
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: Happy Meal? What is the study of ophthalmology focused on ophthmolity?
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: After Whitney Houston? Start along Kevin Costner and what hit movie? Uh?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, cal Yeah, you makee good gumbo? But
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: that's stop it. What's you think Carla? Jay? It's gonna
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: be to Jay? This was a gumbo contest? What you
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: think it was gumbo? She'd win? All right? When we
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: come back, we'll find out who is the smartest. And
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: are you smarter the nephew, Tommy? Is it a naya?
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: Will it be the nephew? You will find out at
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: thirty four after the hour you're listening to. We're in
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: the middle of playing. Are you smarter the nephew? You
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: tell me? Alright, we've brought Tommy back in the studio
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: and our contestant and Naya Tommy. She's really smart as
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: they all are. Alright, alright, we're gonna see who's smarter Tommy.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: Are you ready? Okay, let me put the baking cap on.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: Not alright, Cad, please give me sixty seconds on the clock.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: Complete this nursery rhyme line. Mary had a little in
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: What state is the Disneyland theme park located California? The
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: NBA team Timberwolves are in which state? Minnesota? The Master's
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: Tournament is a championship game for which sport? What legendary
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: boxer was featured in the Hangover movies Mike Tyson? What
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: is the name of the kid's meal at McDonald's Happy?
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: What is the study of ophthalmology? Focused on? Whitney Houston
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: started alongside Kevin Costner in What Hit Movie? The letters
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: CNN represent a popular TV network? What do the letters
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: c N N stand for? And you're out of time
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: at me's up at a time. Yeah, all right, you
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: know we gotta tally. This is the time. We gotta
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: don't tally. Alright, Let's let's see alright, complete this nursery
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: rhyme line. Mary had a little lamb in what state?
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: Is the Disneyland theme park located California? Dog Anaheim, California.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: To be exact. Disney World is in Orlando. Uh yeah,
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: number three. The NBA team Timberwolves are in which state? Minnesota?
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: The Masters Tournament is a championship game for which sport golf?
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: What legendary boxer was featured in the Hangover movies Mike Tyson.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: What is the name of the kid's meal at McDonald's
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: the Happy Meal? What is the study of ophthalmology focused
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: on eyes? Whitney Houston started alongside Kevin Costner in what
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: nineties hit movie The Bodyguard? And Finally, the letters c
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: N N represent a popular TV network? What do the
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: letters CNN stand for? We ran out of time, but
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: the answer is cable News Network. I wouldn't know, now,
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: I wasn't gonna get that one right, and you didn't,
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: and you didn't We've tallied, uh Anya, you got to right.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: You got number one and number six. Right. Uh, Tommy,
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: you got eight right A. You owe me some gumbo gumbo?
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: How do I get this gumbo from you? And I
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: you want the gumbo and I lost the talent? Yeah
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: you know that. Now why are you sitting? I still
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: have a twenty five dollar gift? I still have a
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: twenty five dollar cash gift called for you, all right, baby,
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: thank you, Thank you for playing. Oh you're smarter than
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: a few times you've been. You're smarter than me, nephew Tommy,
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: And you want a chance to win my uncle Steve's
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: grand prize of one million dollars. Go to Steve Harvey
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: up him dot com to register. I was a genius today.
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: I'm back on team time and look at that baby.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: We love you, Temmy, hide down right all right? Coming
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: up next to the genius is in the building with
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: the pranks on call. Right after this, you're listening to
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: the Stry Morning Show. Wow, Tommy, I gotta give it.
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: I know, I know, I gotta give it up. Are
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: you smarter than nephew Tommy? Are you? I don't know?
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: And now you are lost. I was pulling for her
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: to Yeah, Tommy, she didn't know a thing y'all. Y'all,
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: Cain was sports and entertainment. You think I ain't gonna
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: know that? Yeah, but I mean you got the what
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: was the optimology question right to Yeah? Yeah, that's because
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: it was in a rap song back in the day optimology.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: He turned the medicine and plastic surgery. I do all that.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but you did you did well? Yeah, today
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: you did? You did well. Are you also disappointed? No, no,
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: it's not that, Tommy. We're in disbelief and shot all
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: know the difference with your smart self. Okay, now we're
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: invited to the after party. Now we're happy for you.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: You did great, nephew you did. If you want to,
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: if you want to go up against nephew Tommy, and
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: are you smarter than nephew Tommy, please go to Steve
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: Harvey FM dot com to register and play. One million
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: dollars of Steve's money is at stake. Okay, one million dollars.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: Let's get to it. Get it. Some people have dumb kids,
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: and we have to just express that. Some people do
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: and when it comes time for pranking, this is it
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: your baby, going back to pre k. Yes, I'm trying
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: to reach Mrs Thomas please, ms. My name is Mr. Stapleton.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: I'm actually the principal over at elementary school. You're I'm
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: looking at my records indicating that your son, Thomas is
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: going to be starting his first grade. Ready, right, listen,
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: Ms Thomas Um, I've been going through actually all of
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: the children's records that will be starting school, and I'm
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: looking at your son's grades from his kindergarten. Well, no,
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: not exactly. I mean there's been a few I actually
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: spoke with the teacher and who he was under in kindergarten,
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: and it seems like he just really wasn't up to
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: par as the rest of the children. Now, his conduct, now,
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: he talked, but he gets his work. So what else
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: is she saying on that that ain't right? Well? What
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: what's what it seems to be, ma'am, is that his
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: grades weren't up to par as the rest of the
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: other children. She did tell me he was a disobedient child,
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: talking to different things. Come on, Okay, well, man, listen,
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: what we've decided here is we're gonna let a little
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: actually do another year of kindergarten. No, y'all ain't gonna
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: let him do another year of kindergarten. No, Sun, man,
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: that's that's the only choice I have. Uh No. We
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: got our letter in the mail with our report card
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: the week after school started, and it said on the
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: back promoted. And if I got to get about this
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: couch and go get it, I'm gonna be because I'm
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: telling you right now we will be in the first
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: grade kindergarten when that hard. I'm not sure what they
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: told you about him, but it must be the wrong. Well,
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: if I understanding, he's he doesn't color as well as
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: the arrested kids. He's all he's out of lines when
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: he color. He doesn't know his numbers completely. And that's
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: kind of what we need when you first come into
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: into the first grade. When I can show you on
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: this paper he did satisfactory all the way through. Now
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: you're about the off and I'm already sick calling me
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: with some about my son blank kindergarden. He that kind
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: of he does not color well, Man, color ain't gonna
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: do with that. That kindergarten. He is going to the
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: first grade and I'll be down there on August four, Mom,
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: I will not be able to allow you to get
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: in the school on August. I'm sorry, uh, and let
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: me get Let's tell you what. Let me go and
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: get my pencil and pen because I don't live that
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: far from this school. And if y'all an't read it down,
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: they're causing some comfort. I need to get up and
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: go down there, because I'm not telling my baby when
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: he come home the day that he ain't going to
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: the day come first. Man. I hate to say it,
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: but I'm gonna have to refuse education from him. You
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: know what, I just went back and put him in
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: public school. I know that was a stake in the
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: first place. Food which you're talking about some coloring. Give
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: me your name again, sir Stapleton man, And what's that
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: number down there? The number here is actually area code.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: Wait minute, I got the number, numb mind. I pulled
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: up this report card. I got the number in your
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: name on the back of this paper. I'll tell you what.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: August twint and fourth, we'll be coming in there, going
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: to school, and I might make a trip around there
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: this evening when I come from the doctor. The bottom line,
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: I'm not want to hear that calling ain't got nothing
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: to do with nothing else. It's not only color. Here's
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: a rhythmic ticket is back. Are you working with him
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: at home or you're doing anything at what you're trying
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: to say. I'm an incompetent parent. I'm just asking as
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: a parent, are you working with your child? Working with
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: my child every day? He can read better than you. Probably, no,
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: he can't read the Prince don't read better than you,
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: because honestly, you read that role on that paper that
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: he's supposed to be going back to kindergarten when I
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: know the paper saying from it going to the first grade.
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: And I'm not listening to no more this about him
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: going backwards. Now, if you've got a problem with your
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: paper work, maybe you need to go talk to your
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: secretary of somebody in there that wrote my baby name down,
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: your son's name, Thomas, ma'am, no, it ain't him, baby,
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: I know it ain't him. You're not gonna sit up
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: and tell me my son is flocking kindergarden. He is
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: not going back to that kindergarten. Don't bring your son
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: down here, August. I'll tell you what. Be ready to
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: me and my husband, but we will be down there.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: That shoes, uniform, everything you hear me not be able
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: to allow him and education that right now. I would
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: come down there right now and make that correction on
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: that paper for your day is not going back to No?
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: Can'd gone for no coloring? Can you bring him down
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: here and let him color from me? I can try
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: my color in the rithm and taking out themselves. No,
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: uh no, I'm sorry. Uh. We will be down that
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: August to turn and four. I would have this poor
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: card in my head that says you have been promoted
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: to the first brother. He's gonna have a mole on
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: his face, and so are you. I got one more
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: thing I need to tell you. Are you listening to me?
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: I'm listening. You ain't saying nothing yet. You better say
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: something that sounds like the first glade because I'm not playing.
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: I would go down to this dad on the administrative office,
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: and I had because my son will be in that
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: first grade. Are you raising your voice? Who are you
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: raising your voice? You're talking crazy to me. I'm crazy
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: it in what I'm a ground woman. I don't need
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: to be explained to you why I'm trying to Did
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: you graduate? Honey? I am a college degree person. I
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: have a great job my husband and not do well
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: for says them for our children. And that's why we're
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: not You're not even if you're not even at work
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: right now. Man, I'm shame. I told you that when
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: you called here right on the doctor to call me now,
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: partner missing my phone call? Can you color because your
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: son can't color? God? Question? Does that? Ask me? Can
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: I color you white and black? You ask me? Listening?
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: I'm my color. No, I ask you, can you color
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: like the racist lines? And that? Can you color? No?
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: My coloring and me, my color ain't got nothing to
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: do with none of this is just a race thing.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: He's trying to make sure you send him back. No,
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to send him back. I want to
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: send him back to color to get his coloring together.
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: You what that ain't got nothing to do with nothing.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: And if you're the head person down there now, you
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: aren't competent and you aren't in alliterate. Call me and
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: tell me that my son has to go back to
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: the first grad. I got one more thing. You don't
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: want stuff, I'll tell you what I'm through with this guy.
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: Come through with this case. I'm gonna say one more
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: thing and I'm gonna be out here. Are you listening,
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: I'm listening, that's his nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: on the show. You just got prank by your girlfriend
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: f la shaw. I'm I'm gonna beat You're about to
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: get I mean, I'm rite everything everything. I'm gonna beat
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: her because you know I don't play when it comes
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: to back. That's all right, all right, but one more question. Now,
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: show in the land. That's Steve Show. Baby, you are
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: the king. Come on, man, you don't know what I
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: don't know what it's like to be brilliant one part
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: of this show and then ignor trusty on the next.
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: When you see what I'm saying, it's a lot going
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: on in here. That's what you're gonna get. Burman. Hell
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: to start, don't here? I come well stupid? Is I'm
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: not white? All right? Well, listen, so's the show. Very
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: letter that's on the way to uh subject. My man
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: is acting is on the way. My man is acting
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: brand new. Right after this, you're listening to the show.
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: Well tomorrow morning, the Winning continues at seven twenty eastern,
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: six twenties Central. We're giving away a chance to win
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: Steve's grand prize of one million dollars. Are you smarter
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: than nephew Tommy? Well? Are you who it? Come on?
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: Smart people? What are you making me nervous? What have
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: you been telling? Us? Oh? Yale more house fam you Bethoon,
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: pree of you and call professors there and tell Carlin.
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: Let's go. You know, That's what I was waiting for.
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: All you have to do is go to Steve Harvey
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: dot com at Steve Harvey f M dot com Steve
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: Harvey f M dot com to register to play. Are
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: you smarter than nephew Tommy? And I know you are.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: You just haven't registered yet. You just have a registered
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: yet registered today? I know one today? Oh he was?
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: And well I won't be nuts for you. All right,
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: it's time now from uh fatal attraction. No, I can't
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: remember right now? You're smarter than me right now? Yeah,
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: I can't remember. All right now, it's time for today's
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: Strawberry letter. I can't remember. It will come to me.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: I guess oh that one. Yeah, And if you're if
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: you need advice on relationships, on dating, on work, on sex,
• 57:05
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• 57:08
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• 57:12
  Speaker 1: All right, let's go, let's buckle up and hold on height.
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: Here it is strawberry subject. My man is acting brand new.
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley, My husband and I are in our
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: fifties and all of our grown kids are finally out
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: of the house. We had a great, normal married life
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: until recently when my husband became one hundred thousand dollars richer.
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: He ended up being the beneficiary of a late family
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: members life insurance policy, so he recently got a hundred
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: thousand dollar check. At first, he tried to hide it
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: from me, but his behavior changed and I started calling
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: him out on it, so he told me about the money.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: I was hoping he would just offer me a nice
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: chunk of the money so I can take care of
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: some health issues that I've been putting off because I
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: couldn't afford them. I recently, I really need surgery for
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: my glaucoma, and he knows it. When I asked him
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: if he would pay the two thousand dollar co pay
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: for my surgery, he told me he'd think about it
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: and get back to me. That was two weeks ago.
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: He then told me that there are things he needs
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: to do with the money, like get a sports car
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: and renovate the house and then save the rest. I'm
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: so hurt. I can't believe the way he's changed up
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: on me. He's brand new now, with new clothes and
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: a new attitude. He even talks more proper now. I'm sure.
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: I'm sure he's going to foolishly spend all of the
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: money by showing off for his friends and family. And
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: I don't want to be with him anymore. He makes
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: me sick. Should I stay with him after the way
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: he's treated me? Please advise? Well, I'm certainly mad at him,
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: and and you should be too. And my first thought,
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: honestly was you would be a fool to stay with him.
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: But I'll say it the same thing. I'll say this way. Okay,
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: your husband really has left you. Okay, this is not
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: the man you married. Um he got this money. He's
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: treating you like boo boo right now. Uh. He tried
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: to hide it from you. He hasn't offered you a dime,
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: not even the two thousand dollar CO paid, just two
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars out of a hundred thousand dollars. Come on, Uh,
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: you need surgery for your glaucoma. I think this is
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: just wrong. It's just selfish on his part. Uh. I'm
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: repeating this so you can hear it aloud, and uh
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: make your decision based on hearing again how badly your
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: husband is treating you. He's mean, he's arrogant, he's disrespectful
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: right now since this new money. Uh, he has no
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: place for you in his life, it seems, with his stingy,
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: cheap self. Come on. Uh, yeah, but he's so proper. Now,
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: who who is this man you're still married to? And
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: why are you still there? You deserve so much better
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: to be treated. I mean, a good man would share
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: the money with you and of course put some you know, aside,
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: and put some up and say buying a sports car
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: and and fixing of the house and buying new clothes
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: and stuff like that. Come on, Um, when he's done
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: spending this money, and he's doing it frivolously, he's spending
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: all over the place, you know that, and the money
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: runs out, he's gonna come crawling back to you. But
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: the question is will you be there? That is the question.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: You need to make this decision whether you should stay
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: with him or leave. I think you should leave. I
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: I really do. This is crazy and I hate to
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: tell people that, but he's acting ugly and stank and
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: you don't need to be a part of that. Jake
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: sle you know you're absolutely right. He should definitely give
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: her what is it two thousand dollars take care of
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: her glue? Was it glackcoma? Yeah, she's glama. He needs
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: to do that. And then that way he can she
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: can see him leading. See see, let's see what happened
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: right now? You can't see him leader, so he can
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: be balling. Boy. Let me tell you some hundred thousand dollars.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: They're gonna go fire that real quick, but I'm doing
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: Let do she can see him la, so help You
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: want him to help her with the surgery, with the cope,
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: the two thou dollars fix her eyes so you can
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: see him. Leave that. He's gonna be back so quickly.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: Come on, j what you got No? I just said
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: you had glack homa all that time. He got this chick,
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: and you're gonna contain the hair glack homa. So I
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: suggest you propere to start walking. Lottle Walls, get you
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: a cane? What start getting feel your way around that
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: house because you're not fren to get this black comba.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: It's not gonna get fixed. He's already told you had
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: it this long. Now you don't need to see this chick.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: I'm getting the call. No, that's that's what need to do.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: He's not for the helper who I know. I know
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: he's not help. That's should be out of there, he's not.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: So even you need to get prepared for yourself for
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: safety purposes. Start getting your hands out, get that cane out,
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: make sure you don't fall trip f alful stuff on
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: the floe, take your times what you need to start doing. Yeah,
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: this is really sad. I mean it's really sad because
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: I believe that's what's going to happen, or what is happening.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: What is happening? Yeah, it's a hundred K. He's spending
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: money like crazy and he's out of there. Um that
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: it's a shame because they've been married a long time
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: there in their fifties and everything. It's a shame. But
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: that's the deal. You know, she didn't she didn't. She
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: didn't see this coming. She didn't shed all right, listen, Uh,
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: we'll have part two. We gotta hear from the nephew.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: We'll have part two of everybody's responses coming up at
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: twenty three after the hour. My man is Acting brand new?
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: Is the subject. You're listening to the ste Alright, we're
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: in the middle of this strawberry letter of the subject
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: my man is acting brand new. Um. This was written
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: by a woman in her fifties. She's married to a
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: man also in his fifties. They all their kids are grown,
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: their empty nesters now. Uh. She said they had a great,
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: normal married life until her husband got an insurance policy
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: that was left by a family member. Uh. Insurance policy
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  Speaker 1: worth a hundred thousand dollars. She said. At first she
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: tried to hide it from her UM, and then his
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: behavior changed. Um. She started calling him out on it.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: So he finally told her about the money, and she
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: said he was hoping. She was hoping that he would
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: just you know, offer her a nice little chunk of change. Uh,
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: since he got you know, the money, But he didn't.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: She wanted to take care of her glaucoma. She has
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: some health issues and she needs some surgery. So there's
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: a two thousand dollar copay for the surgery. He wouldn't
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: even give her the money for that. So, um, he
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: told her he'd think about it and that he would
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: get back to her. So that's been two weeks ago.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: He also told her there were some things he needed
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: to do with the money, like buy a new sports
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: car and fix up the house, and then he was
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: going to save the rest. She said she's really hurt.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: Her feelings are hurt. She can't believe the way he's
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: treating her, the way he's changed up on her, and
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: she doesn't like him and she doesn't want to be
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: with him anymore. She says he makes her sick, and
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: she's asking should she stay with him after the way
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: he's treated her, and uh, I told her she'd be
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: a fool to stay with him. Uh, you know, because
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: of the way he's treating her. Obviously, Um, this man,
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: you know, he's stingy, he's just selfish. He's being disrespectful.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: You know, why wouldn't you share you're married, You're you're one,
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: you know, in the eyes of God. He said that
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: he should help her with the surgery the two thousand
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: dollars she needs so she can see him. Uh. Junior
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: says that she's going to you know, not be able
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: to see because he won't help her, and that we
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: we we haven't heard from the nephew. Nephew, what say you? No? No,
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: this ain't nephew this time, this this this Thomas. Let's
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: do Thomas today? Can I do that? Whatever? Do you know?
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: It's two different people. Sure you've got to know that.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: Oh it's just too okay today that's news the Star caller.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: I hear you in the background, word Thomas. This is
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: a time example of a fool and his money. That's
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: what this is. This is a prime example. Here's the
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: problem that bothers me. It seems like when everybody when
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: you get some money that comes from when you inherited it,
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: or you want a lottery. I don't know what it is,
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: but they run through this money so fast. This money
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: will be on in eight months. This man gonna blow
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: all this money. So when you get the sports car,
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: we're gonna get there. Whatever we're doing, we're probably building
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: a man cave in the house. We're doing. It's something
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: for him, right, but the house that's gonna be. But
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: what's what's the sports call? Y'all? Thirty five party, thousand man?
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: Depends on what half that go half now we're being
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: the add on something to the house. We've been an
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: add on something to the house. What's that you're from
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: the build something at least at least right, Okay, so
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: now we say we're gonna say the rest. That's twenty
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: Do you know how fast we've been to go through
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: this tiny Wait a minute, Wait a minute, wait a minute.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: He ain't put younger money in there. Yeah, that's why
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: I said, go ahead, get ready. Yeah, I say, I say,
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: you need to lead this man. I don't know how
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: long y'll been together, y'all, y'all got kids, they've grown
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: and go. But this is the problem. This is the
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: first time you have realized this man don't really love
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: you know, he doesn't. He does not. We finally seen
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: and money breaks it. Money breaks the deal. I brought
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: it out absolutely. I really, I really truly believe you
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: need to leave this man. You need to keep it moving.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: I mean that we do have to get this I fixed. Now,
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: we do have to get this done because you're seeing
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: nobody else. You're gonna have to get a way to
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: get that done. But he's got a hundred thousand dollars.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: He won't even give her two thousand dollar copay for
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: surgery for her health. That's crazy. Yeah, like I said,
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: you'd be a fool to stay there, you really would,
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: you know if you know what man? Argument is that
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: surely what you want to see for now, that's what
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: he's saying. Yeah, we've been together that long, you ain't
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: been seen. Oh now you want man, that's ignorant. That's ignorant.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: Lead us many. Yeah, she's got to be out of
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: there because he cares nothing for her. He didn't even
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: want to tell her about the money. How selfish I
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: would go into get my two grand gonna get that one? No, no,
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: whatever we got into one, we got together. My eye
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: gonna be fixed. Well, don't worry, because yeah, exactly, he's
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: gonna spend it all and he's gonna come crawling back
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: to her, and then you know, she'll have the upper hand.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: She can say, no, what do you think he got
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: this money and a whole another bank well, oh yeah,
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: or he probably cashed out and is riding around with
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: the cash. Now that stupid looking at all this money? Right,
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: very thing, he'll be back because that money gonna be
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: gone so fast it is it is y. Yeah, we
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: just got a tweet too from my TP rich Tara.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: She's listening. She's like, speak Thomas. Um. You know, if
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: you don't work for your money, you don't somebody give
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: you something, you just run through it. You don't respect it. Yeah,
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: you don't respect it at all. You have to respect it.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: You have to respect it. Yeah, all right, Well there
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: you go. Guys, um gee, um, we have to go.
• 1:09:37
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• 1:09:41
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• 1:09:45
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• 1:09:50
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• 1:09:52
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• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: her husband shopped hands that care. Yeah. He alleges that
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: she's cheating on him. What Yeah, what do he saw
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: the first one? Anyway? That's sad. I'm not surprised, but yeah,
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: I'm not sad. No, no, no, no, that's what everybody
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: thought though. No. Yeah, alright, coming up at the top
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: of the hour, guys, um are coming up next. We're
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: gonna talk about barbecue. Becky and permit Patty and coupon
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: Carl all these people. All right, we're gonna talk about
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: that at about forty one after you're listening to al Right, guys,
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: we talked about this a lot off the air, you know,
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: about what's going on in this country with the racism
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: and everything. Remember back in the spring, black men sitting
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: in Starbucks and Philly, Remember how that went down? Um U,
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: Then barbecue Becky calling the cops on black people barbecuing
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: in the park. Uh permit Patty tripped out and called
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: the cops on a little black girl selling water without
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: a permit. Coupon Carl at the CBS in Chicago called
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: the cops on a lady that had a coupon he
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: didn't even check out to see if it was valid
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: or anything. And it seems to go on and on
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: about white people who have reported black people for for
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: mowing their lawn, for playing golf, for staying at an Airbnb,
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: or napping on a couch in a college dorm. Remember
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: that one. So what what is Yeah, just like you
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: know what is going on with all this? Yeah? Yeah,
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: I mean racism has always been around, but it's like
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: it is really rearing its ugly head now and a
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: lot of people are blaming it on our current administration
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: because they're saying, yeah, President Trump is empowering these people
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: to make them feel like it's okay to just you know,
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: start harassing and just saying whatever they want to say
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: to us and just harassing us, calling the police. Yeah,
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: it starts at the top, from the head down. You know,
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: it's just crazy what's going on right now that they
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: seem meaner now that they've probably have been mean, but
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: they just more vocal about it now. They just say anything, yeah, right,
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: and let's just say and let's just say it's not
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: all white people. No, we're not saying that at all,
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: but there's a group that or these people that are
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: just really really showing their racism, you know, and their hate. Yeah,
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: it's it's just hatred. I mean, instead of make America great,
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: he's made America hate. He really has made America hate.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: I mean, it really is. It's like they won't even
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: move out of the way when you say excuse me.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: It's like they don't here, excuse me. It's it's tense.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: It's tense in a lot of places experience, but it
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: gets pins well and then what's happening to It's like
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: what we said, we're permanent Patty and coupon, Karl and barbecue,
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: Becky and and and calling the cops on a little
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: girls selling water bottle at a game. It's like, it's
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: like some of these people are singling out black people
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: just for being black. Yeah, not just Hispanics and anybody's Asians, Asians.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: There was there was there was a lady at a
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: community pool in her neighborhood. She went to the pool
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: and someone called the police on her, saying she doesn't
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: live in this neighborhood, she shouldn't be at this pool.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: And then of course she pulls out her I D
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: and she lives in the neighborhood. It's just crazy. Yeah.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: So yeah, there's a professor. His name is a professor
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: Yancey from Emory University in Atlanta. He said in an article,
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: this is in USA today today. Uh now, footage captured
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: on smartphones and spread instantly in social media is shining
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: the but the spotlight and how black people are singled
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: out simply because like we were saying, like you, I
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: think you brought it up, Carla, like because we're black,
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: simply because they're black. So it's just it seems like
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: it's getting crazier and crazier. Um. Protesters in Oakland, you
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: guys hear about this story and this was crazy. They're
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: demanding justice now following the fatal stabbing of Nia Wilson,
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: who was just eighteen years old. Um yeah she was
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: um uh this was in Oakland, Like I said, the
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: bart train station. Police are not ruling out that the
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: slang was racially motivated because uh ms Wilson, Neia Wilson
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: was black and the alleged killer is white. Um, she
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: was just eighteen years old. They were saying she was
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: ambushed and stabbed. Um. You know. A plus protesters in Florida,
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: now this is another one. They're questioning the standard ground
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: law yet again after a man was gunned down over
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: a parking space. Um you know, just over and over again,
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: just after incident one. Yeah this too, this is crazy. Yeah.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: It seemed like they were going to the store, the
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: man and his uh girlfriend and the children. They were
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: going to the store. They pulled up into a handicap
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: parking space. A white guy got out and and the
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: husband or the man he went into the store with
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: the with his five year old son, and they asked him.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: This white guy approached her in the car. She's in
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: the car with the other children. You know, why was
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: she parked in this handicapped parking space? Yeah, and then
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: the man like, who are you to patrol that? But anyway,
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: then the the boyfriend of baby daddy, he comes out
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: to protect his girlfriend, you know, like, what are you
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: doing up at the car? She didn't know who this
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: man is. And he pushes him down. This man pulls
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: out a gun and shoots this man and kills hills him. Yes,
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: and because and he said he felt his life was threatened.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: He does. This guy doesn't have a weapon, so he
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: was protecting his family, which is a natural instinct. Which
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: is a natural instinct. Yeah, for from a man to
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: do protect you. This is not this is not going
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: to stop him walking away when he got shot too,
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: he was walking away. He was kind of you know,
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: backing up a little bit. And now this man, this
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: was killed in front of his son, this five year
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: old little boy. Yeah, and that's what that's what the
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: woman said. She said, he was my son, saw it happened.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: He went down and then he was gone. Yeah, that's
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: it's like terrible time it really is going on. Yeah,
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: but we got to change some laws. To y'all, that's
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: the kill. That's the key is getting laws changed. That's
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: got to We have to vote for those lawmakers who
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: can make those changes. You know, we have to vote.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: We still have to. It still goes back to voting.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: It still goes back to voting. You have to vote
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: on the local level. We keep saying this. You cannot
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: wait every four years to vote. If you want laws
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: to change in your state locally, you have to get
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: out and vote for the sheriff, for the congressman, your
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: state representative. You have to get at It's very important.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: Do not ignore these local elections so you can try
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: to make a change. Unbelievable. Alright, well, listen, we're gonna
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: keep the show moving. Coming up at the top of
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: the hour, Jay Anthony Brown is here. He wants you
• 1:17:39
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• 1:17:42
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• 1:17:58
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• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: chest right here? Eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve. But
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: before we get to the phone call it, they're tweeting
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: hunt what what are they saying? What the what are
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: the people the last break, we were talking about what's
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: going on racism in the country. We talked about the
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: stand your ground protests that are going on in Florida
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: with the shooting and killing of a black man of
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: a parking spot. Also what's going on in Oakland protests
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: and killing of the eighteen year old young lady Neil Wilson. Um. So,
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: folks are tweeting they want to get in on the
• 1:18:30
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• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: media at Steve Harvey uh FM. You know Lorie Weaver,
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: she tweeted, not only was the Florida man murdered unnecessary,
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: they're saying that this store owner said that this man
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: who killed the guy is known for harassing others and um,
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: you know, this just did not have to happen. And
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: her hashtag from Lorie Weaver is we have to vote
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: Frank the barber you know out of Philly. Yeah, good morning, Frank.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: Uh he didn't have to kill him. He didn't have
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: to shoot him over this parking space. He could have
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: called the cops. So you guys go, this has nothing
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: to do with you. Yeah, yeah, who are you? Yeah,
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: that's why he bought a gun. He was looking for trouble.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: You know. That goes back to stay in your ground,
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: j where you allowed to put this gun on your
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: hip and then you think you were the police, that
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: you're supposed to be waiting for happening so you could
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: kill somebody. You're absolutely didn't say you defended yourself to
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: do with you? Yeah, yeah, I thought I felt my
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: life was threatened. Yeah, yeah, initiated. You initiated the problem
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: you started. Yeah, and he was backing up to m
• 1:19:48
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• 1:19:58
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  Speaker 1: that baby really? It might not come when you want them,
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  Speaker 1: but they always right on time. Tacos. You never thought
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  Speaker 1: about you ever thought about Wednesday? I like that. I
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  Speaker 1: like that you want to get till Saturday, don't They'll
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: be putting it out there. I'm time to tell me so, Jay,
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  Speaker 1: it's just say my birthday Saturday. Just say I wanted
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  Speaker 1: to have a party and wanted to have some tacos.
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  Speaker 1: When is the best time for me to put that
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  Speaker 1: order in? Saturday time? You wanta tacos? Saturday? Saturday, February. No, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: it's also it's also Saturday Salsa Saturday. But you said
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  Speaker 1: ordered your tacos last week. I don't know. All I
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  Speaker 1: can say, there's no way we can get him, not
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  Speaker 1: no way. All I can say is when you do
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  Speaker 1: get him. Whenever you get him, they are so delicious.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's the plan. We make you wait and then
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  Speaker 1: by the time you get it, it's the best talk
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  Speaker 1: a fried All right, let's get to these phone calls. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: if you're mad at someone, call us up and tell
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  Speaker 1: us you know who it is and why just get
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  Speaker 1: it off your chests. Let's go to line nine and Shirley,
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  Speaker 1: what's up? Shirley? Line? Now? Hello? Hey, who you mad
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  Speaker 1: at my simples? About what I confide it in her
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  Speaker 1: about some very personal and she went back in the
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  Speaker 1: office and told a female who he is a easybody
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  Speaker 1: it you? Huh? I tell us something very personal about
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  Speaker 1: She wouldn't know what it is. Millions might be just
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  Speaker 1: you and us talking. What was it? No? It is
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  Speaker 1: and it was between me and her When I asked her.
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  Speaker 1: When I asked her, why did she do that? She
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  Speaker 1: asked me who else did I care her? She can't
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  Speaker 1: keep the secret? Huh? No, I mean you. I told
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  Speaker 1: you you need you need to call on Monday and confess.
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  Speaker 1: She picked the wrong day, the wrong day. You mad
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  Speaker 1: and you ain't. We can't. You did all right, Shirley girl,
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  Speaker 1: Sorry about that? Yeah, yeah, Let's go to line seven
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  Speaker 1: and talk to Dominique. It's a man, tell me that's Jake.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, Jammy. Look, I mean, Dominique, what's you mad at? Man?
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  Speaker 1: I'm mad at my my own boy friend. But I
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  Speaker 1: let him come stay with me. You know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: He's to finish school or whatever and get a job. Whatever.
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  Speaker 1: He's finished school. I ain't never get a job. I
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  Speaker 1: got a job working with me. And when you get this,
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  Speaker 1: you know, can your kids? You know what that? Can
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  Speaker 1: you get a check? You get a check, he gonna
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  Speaker 1: take He don't even come home, don't give me no
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  Speaker 1: money to close it leaves. That might be him calling
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: you now saying he don't help out. Man. I think
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  Speaker 1: that he Man, I'm gonna do right, man, take that
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  Speaker 1: call man for me. I'm blast like that. I'm calling
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  Speaker 1: you now, dog, hang up the thank you? Yeah? All right,
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  Speaker 1: let's go to um Let's go to line sex. We're
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  Speaker 1: gonna talk to Betty. What up, Betty? How are you doing? Hey? Jay?
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  Speaker 1: What's mad about? Jay? I'm I'm South Carolina where that
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  Speaker 1: little I am upset because my cousin tried to call
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  Speaker 1: me out on Facebook. I am a good person. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I'm very prospessional. She called me out, you know. I'm Betty.
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  Speaker 1: Hold On, hold on, hold on, Betty, Yeah, we want
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  Speaker 1: to hear this. Hold on, we'll be back. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: to the Steven Show. All right, we're in the middle
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  Speaker 1: of taking your phone calls for this question. Jay thought
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: were you mad at and and just why are you bitter? Why?
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  Speaker 1: Eight seven seven twenty nine. Steve is the number to
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  Speaker 1: when you were talking to Betty, Betty, Oh okay, never
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  Speaker 1: mind once she's gone. Yeah she's so mad. Yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Betty was online seven cat okay line seven Betty? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: hey Betty, what's you mad at? She was as I
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  Speaker 1: was saying, my cousin from once this little song called
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  Speaker 1: with bro trying to call me out yesterday on Facebook,
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  Speaker 1: tried to cause drama between me and my loving sister.
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  Speaker 1: And you know, Jerry, I just know her to know
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  Speaker 1: what she needs through her time saying her baby daddy
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  Speaker 1: and stop, you know, trying to cause drama and other
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  Speaker 1: people lives problem baby dad, they and they deal with
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  Speaker 1: your baby daddy and stay out of my business. I
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  Speaker 1: think her baby daddy is probably her best friend granddaddy,
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  Speaker 1: and she don't want nobody to know this is this
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  Speaker 1: is mad and confession. We got two calls together. Absolutely.
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  Speaker 1: Wait wait a minute, Betty, let's let's get this straight though.
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  Speaker 1: So her baby daddy is her best friends granddaddy. Is
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 1: that what? Yeah? But she keeps it on you know,
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  Speaker 1: I gesture I have every body and the reason why
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  Speaker 1: they know that's her baby. If the baby look on
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  Speaker 1: her it. You got a reason to be mad, you
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  Speaker 1: take it down. Yeah, let's go to line coy. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: I'm a wretch and I'm saved, and I just want
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  Speaker 1: at a global level, and I hope that they should
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  Speaker 1: know who they are. That they are they are causing
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  Speaker 1: people at the ground level, all the way up to
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  Speaker 1: the top to feel nothing but fear in their hearts,
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  Speaker 1: and they're waging war without even realizing there's a war
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  Speaker 1: going on before they pushed that button. Alright, profound deep
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  Speaker 1: but okay you beat some yeah, yeah, because we need
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 1: those deep thinkers, Yes, yes we do. Wow. Well, the
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 1: question was who are you mad at? And why? Call
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 1: us eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve. I'm I can't
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  Speaker 1: get over Betty though, granddaddy reason we noticed, and you
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 1: know we're taking your calls. Yeah at eight seven seven nine,
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  Speaker 1: And what want you call up in here and get
• 1:28:36
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• 1:28:39
  Speaker 1: Corey just did. Okay, Corey went deep on us. Okay,
• 1:28:43
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  Speaker 1: All right, we've been taking your phone calls. Who are
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  Speaker 1: you upset with? Who are you better with? And why?
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  Speaker 1: What happened? Uh? You can you convent right here at
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  Speaker 1: eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve eight seven seven nine, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: let's go to line one and talk to Is it
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  Speaker 1: Larrence Lance? What's mad at? I'm mad at myself? There? Man?
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  Speaker 1: What happened? What's what made you? What made you mad?
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 1: I'm mad at myself because I'm not when I'm supposed
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  Speaker 1: to be in life? Oh well, how are you gonna
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 1: get from where you out to where you should be? So?
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 1: What's what's your plan? Where? I've already started by stopped drinking,
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  Speaker 1: and you know I'm I work full time now for
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 1: my father, so I'm getting closer to him. So it's
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 1: just about bringing myself. God helps those who help himself,
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  Speaker 1: He really do. What what would you like you to be?
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  Speaker 1: What's your what's your five year plan? Well? I have
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  Speaker 1: under the side you're playing. In the next two years,
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 1: I want to own my second own home and I
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  Speaker 1: will hopefully be married with a wife. This man with
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 1: a plan, oh jay, someone to marriage now, man, good
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  Speaker 1: that that could set you back on your five years
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  Speaker 1: right there. Don't listen to him, Larrence. Don't listen to
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  Speaker 1: the next time you colle and j be different. I'm
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  Speaker 1: really hey, man, you think you're mad? Now, well, it's
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 1: great you've stopped drinking. Yeah, yeah, well you decided to
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 1: get out of your own way. Yeah that's good, Larrence,
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  Speaker 1: working man too. Yeah much success to Illinois in my
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  Speaker 1: it were not so, I wouldn't have told you all right,
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  Speaker 1: Line three, Martina, thank you Lawrence. Martina, Martina, Oh mad
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  Speaker 1: at my significant over? What do you do? Well? He
• 1:31:17
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• 1:31:23
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• 1:31:32
  Speaker 1: pick me up from work. That He's like, I got
• 1:31:35
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• 1:31:39
  Speaker 1: dedicated my hot ten years to the mayor, and I'm
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 1: at the point where i'm ready too. We're not work, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: y'all are y'all married? No, sir, y'all have four children though, Yeah,
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• 1:32:25
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• 1:34:27
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• 1:34:33
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  Speaker 1: That's what I'm mad about. Your boy, Yeah, you know
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  Speaker 1: who I'm mad at. You elbow hawkers on the plane
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  Speaker 1: I know you're sixty. I know you're sixty, but I
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  Speaker 1: beat as hard. That's who I'm mad at. All right, nephew,
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  Speaker 1: what you got? Thanks? You? You know who I'm man?
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 1: A shirtley lady had to drive through that. She feels
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 1: like when you give me my fries, I can only
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 1: have two kidchips with you? Who is the catcher police?
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 1: Why can't you give me four or five of these?
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 1: Catch up for my friend? I don't get that. If
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  Speaker 1: you give me twelve, I don't want him. I'll give
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  Speaker 1: you back what I don't want. Get Mom, you won't.
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  Speaker 1: You don't keep him in your glove compartment in case
• 1:35:51
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  Speaker 1: There to paying the register on your way out, my sugar,
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you who else? Something mad at drub Hub
• 1:36:43
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• 1:36:48
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• 1:37:02
  Speaker 1: when you call it get your money back? They hang up.
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 1: I have not got a refund yet. Just give me something,
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  Speaker 1: all right, you know? Yeah, man, I heard they eat
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 1: the food on the way. I have heard that. Everyone
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 1: shirt that you have a reason to be mad? Junior?
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 1: Did this go to the mother that brings the crime
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  Speaker 1: through the whole service. What are you gonna pick your
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  Speaker 1: baby up and walk when you're gonna do that? I
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  Speaker 1: did miss half the service because your baby is cracked.
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  Speaker 1: I understand. This is the baby and the baby gets
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 1: to say you ain't that much into the service. That's
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 1: what babies do though, you know, that's why doesn't need them.
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  Speaker 1: You could walk them outside. That's what babies do for shore.
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 1: I got, I got, I got kids. Take them outside.
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 1: It's like my pastor said, well, when babies do with babies?
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  Speaker 1: My side? Ain't that much in the service? Put your
• 1:38:14
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