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Democratic Candidates, Offset, MTH, Kentucky Derby and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: I show will good morning everybody. You are listening to
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  Speaker 1: Come on, y'all. I said that a little bit wrong
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  Speaker 1: this morning, but I'm tired. I just came out to
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  Speaker 1: the gym. I'm a little out of sorts right now,
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  Speaker 1: but it's okay. I'll pull it together. But let me
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  Speaker 1: tell you something, man, I got a clear cut message
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  Speaker 1: for you today. I really do you know? Um, as
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  Speaker 1: I've gotten older, I've began to take some supplements. And
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  Speaker 1: supplements are to help your body in things that it
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  Speaker 1: doesn't produce as much as it used to. You know,
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  Speaker 1: your body doesn't produce it at the rate that it
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  Speaker 1: used to, and so you take supplements. You know, you
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  Speaker 1: You know, things like that. You got it. It's a
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  Speaker 1: you know you're having trouble with this, or you're feeling
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  Speaker 1: like that, or or your joints is feeling a little
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  Speaker 1: ache and they recommend grew closer mean and congrunagen and
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  Speaker 1: you know stuff like supplements. Now, I take supplements all
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  Speaker 1: the time. Supplements are designed to help you replenish what's
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  Speaker 1: been depleted in your body. As supplements. Now now people
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  Speaker 1: are can tell you can speak a lot more aggressively
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  Speaker 1: and a lot more knowledgeable on this subject. But just
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  Speaker 1: giving you a just a brief overview of minderstanding of now,
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  Speaker 1: if you've been living your life for a while, supplements
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  Speaker 1: are necessary for most of us now. Also, if you've
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  Speaker 1: been living your life for a while spiritually, you may
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  Speaker 1: need some supplements because you've just been at it for
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  Speaker 1: a while. You don't got woll down a little bit,
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  Speaker 1: You're tied. Some people around you ain't changing. Some people
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  Speaker 1: around you draining. It's just life just keeps on coming.
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  Speaker 1: Life don't ever get no easier. It just you become
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  Speaker 1: more knowledgeable about how to handle it. It does not
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  Speaker 1: get any either easier. You continue to lose loved ones,
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  Speaker 1: you continue to have to confront the challenges. It's just
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  Speaker 1: that over course of time you become experienced and you
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  Speaker 1: can handle them better. But life don't get no easier.
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  Speaker 1: But spiritually you get a little bit worn down. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you need some spiritual supplements too. And I'm just gonna
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  Speaker 1: flat out tell you, the more God that you can
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  Speaker 1: replenish yourself with, the higher the dosage of God that
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  Speaker 1: you are willing to put into your spiritual self, the
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  Speaker 1: possibilities then become limitless. You actually have the ability to
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  Speaker 1: make a conscious decision to supplement your body, and you
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  Speaker 1: have a conscious decision to supplement your spirit. Can do
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  Speaker 1: both So what I did was, I could just tell
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  Speaker 1: you what I did. I was taking all these supplements.
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  Speaker 1: I started taking supplements where I was about forty five.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's when I began. I was thinking about
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  Speaker 1: it one day and I just went wild. Man. I
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  Speaker 1: started talking to some knowledgeable people. I found out I
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  Speaker 1: needed these things. But then spiritually, man, I started supplementing
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  Speaker 1: myself too. I started praying some more. I started trying
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  Speaker 1: to gain a little bit more knowledge and wisdom and
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  Speaker 1: understanding from scriptures and just try to make sense of
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  Speaker 1: all of it, you know, just just make a little
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  Speaker 1: bit more sense out of my life, make sure that
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  Speaker 1: I was on the right path. A matter of fact,
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  Speaker 1: get on the right path, find out my real purpose
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  Speaker 1: and my mission in life. And nobody can do that
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  Speaker 1: for you. That's something that you have to want to do.
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  Speaker 1: But I started supplementing my spiritual side of my life
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  Speaker 1: and supplementing my body. Now I happen to be right
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  Speaker 1: now about in the best shape I've ever been in. Technically,
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  Speaker 1: I can assure you though I am in the best
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  Speaker 1: shape spiritually I have ever been in. Now my body
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  Speaker 1: has looked better, it really has. I mean, come on, now,
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  Speaker 1: at who I am in life at the stage with
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  Speaker 1: the years I've been walking this earth. Man, I'm cool,
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  Speaker 1: but spiritually I'm in the best shape I've ever been in.
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  Speaker 1: And what it has done for me, y'all is it's
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  Speaker 1: gave me a peace and a calmness. You know, it
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  Speaker 1: used to be, man, I used to fight so hard
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  Speaker 1: against people who attack. Now, man, it ain't. It ain't
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  Speaker 1: as serious to me because now I have a full
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  Speaker 1: understanding that if I come under attack, that God is
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  Speaker 1: with me, because that's a promise he made. That's Isaiah
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  Speaker 1: fifty four seventeen. That's that's that's. Any weapon formed against you,
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  Speaker 1: any weapon formed against you shall not prosper. You can't.
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  Speaker 1: You can't come and get me. I'm not here for
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  Speaker 1: you to take down because you didn't put me here.
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  Speaker 1: So why would I feel a person bringing me down
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  Speaker 1: when they're not the reason that I'm here. So when
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  Speaker 1: you attack me, you have to be careful because I
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  Speaker 1: ain't ever by myself. I formed a relationship with the
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  Speaker 1: most high that I can rely on for protection, for coverage,
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  Speaker 1: and for peace. A lot of times when things used
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  Speaker 1: to stress me out, how to run this, how to
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  Speaker 1: handle this, how to deal with that? You know, famous
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  Speaker 1: rough Man, and then you put that together with some business,
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  Speaker 1: and you put that together with your family. You got
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  Speaker 1: a lot of stuff you're trying to tend to. I
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  Speaker 1: have a peace of mind about it now because I
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  Speaker 1: have someone who provides me with a sense of understanding
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  Speaker 1: and calmness that lets me know that this tool shall pass.
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  Speaker 1: That it ain't just a saying that I heard old
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  Speaker 1: people say that. It ain't just something my mama used
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  Speaker 1: to tell me. It's something that can really happen. Once
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  Speaker 1: you get an understanding, this tool shall pass. This is
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  Speaker 1: just another piece of life that you are now better
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  Speaker 1: equipped to handle. I'm telling you what it's done for me.
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  Speaker 1: A millions of people out there hear me. Man has
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  Speaker 1: done the same thing for them. I'm telling it new
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  Speaker 1: to some people, but there's some people that show enough
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  Speaker 1: understand what I'm saying. And then if you have known
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  Speaker 1: this but kind of forgot it, it's time for some supplements.
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  Speaker 1: So when you get like that, and now you find
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  Speaker 1: yourself in a situation with a disease or something, you
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  Speaker 1: gotta do something. Nah, you gotta start juicing all your greens.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta start detoxing your body. You gotta start purifying
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  Speaker 1: the system. See, the human body has always had a
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  Speaker 1: way to repair itself if you just give it a chance.
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  Speaker 1: Your mind has always had a chance to repair itself
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  Speaker 1: if you give it a chance. And your spirit always
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  Speaker 1: has a chance to repair itself, if you give it
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  Speaker 1: a chance. It's the only way I can maintain at
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  Speaker 1: this level, and it's the only way I have any
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  Speaker 1: chance of going further. I have to increase my dosage
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  Speaker 1: of spiritual supplements. I got to talk to God a
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  Speaker 1: little bit more. I got to pray a little bit more.
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  Speaker 1: I got to understand his word a little bit more.
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  Speaker 1: That's all I'm telling you, man, If you do that,
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  Speaker 1: if you just pray more, if you just studied a
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  Speaker 1: little bit more, man, just try to get an understand
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  Speaker 1: and ask him to help you understand. It will open
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  Speaker 1: up the possibilities of your life into a realm you
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  Speaker 1: never could have imagined. I'm telling you, that's real. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. This is what
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  Speaker 1: it is today. Charley Strawberries, Good morning, Steve. Carlo's off today.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, I was gonna put Monica in
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  Speaker 1: a plate with her voice on the radio. If you're
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  Speaker 1: amplified it. Yeah, hello right there see there and that's
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  Speaker 1: just hello. Fuck, no idea? What this is going? What
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  Speaker 1: I'm jay? What's up? Man? How are you doing? Ain't nothing? Pimp? Hey, Junior?
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  Speaker 1: What I'm nephew? Tommy, he just woke y, I wake up.
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  Speaker 1: I know it's early, but wake up up? Oh man,
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  Speaker 1: all of that, all of that stretch that come on? Well,
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  Speaker 1: how how are you sir? Wait? I'm great, you know.
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  Speaker 1: I just gotta make sure everybody up. You know, who
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  Speaker 1: come to work to sleep? Who does that? You drive
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  Speaker 1: all the way in and then go to sleep. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: well at least he sleeps here and not on the road.
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  Speaker 1: Give me some benefit. Yeah, man, everything good. What's been
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  Speaker 1: going on? What's happening? What do you do today? Oh? Well,
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  Speaker 1: you know it's the same Donald, Yeah, I know, you mean,
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  Speaker 1: it's it's the same old stuff, you know, uh defending
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  Speaker 1: William Barry. Yeah, it's the same. You know, it's the same.
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  Speaker 1: We just as if you're a Democrat, you know the
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  Speaker 1: work that needs to be done next year in the
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  Speaker 1: hold a register. You gotta vote and get rid of them,
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  Speaker 1: right and for the Democrats who are running, get it together,
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  Speaker 1: like Steve said, pick one. Yeah, man, I think you
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  Speaker 1: look we got too much right now, y'all know listening
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  Speaker 1: to Nancy Pelosi. Need to get him in the room
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  Speaker 1: and go. Look, you know you have no chance of
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  Speaker 1: being We're gonna ask you to step down. We ain't
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  Speaker 1: got no democratic fun for you. We ain't kick it
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  Speaker 1: for you, we ain't flying you around. It is stop.
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  Speaker 1: Take your contribution money, let them give it to who
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  Speaker 1: they want to. Yeah, because you're not gonna win, you
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  Speaker 1: throw your weight behind whoever. A matter of fact, give
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  Speaker 1: me a list, Monica. Can you do this for me
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  Speaker 1: right quick? Give me a list, Monica of the Democratic
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  Speaker 1: candidates so far and texted to my phone they're twenty.
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  Speaker 1: Let's see twenty. Our narratives down the foe for you
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  Speaker 1: right now. Just do that on the next bab what
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  Speaker 1: we're doing on next ration? Oh well, you know, we
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  Speaker 1: gotta run. We got something funny. We gotta run that.
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  Speaker 1: Frank back all of that, and we'll be back right
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  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening, all right, Steve, here we are.
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  Speaker 1: You wanted a list of the twenty Democratic candidates, and
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  Speaker 1: you have that list, so I have them. Yeah, all right,
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  Speaker 1: let's go Huh these are runnings and uh. These are
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  Speaker 1: also who's qualified for debates and who's leading the money race.
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  Speaker 1: All right, let's go. H Bennett, this is an alphabetical order. Bennett.
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  Speaker 1: No one knows him. Biden. Everyone knows who he is.
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  Speaker 1: He has a shot Booker, Corey Booker. He's a possibility,
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  Speaker 1: boota chair, possibility. May Pehu Castro. Oh yeah, I think
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  Speaker 1: you got about him. Yeah, okay, he bad. We will
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  Speaker 1: let him. He was Delaney, please step out, let's leave.
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  Speaker 1: Step come on, step out, Gabbert, come on, man, step
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  Speaker 1: out and don't don't waste time stepping out, step out
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  Speaker 1: in a hurry. Yeah, gill a brand Yeah she's yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's been around. Yeah, she need to come on out,
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  Speaker 1: come out. No, surely stop that now. Well, I'm telling
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  Speaker 1: you who ain't gonna win this thing. I don't care.
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  Speaker 1: Now when I take me in out, don't be talking.
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  Speaker 1: I don't leave, no me. And then this is not
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  Speaker 1: a sexist remark I'm making. I'm talking about people who
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  Speaker 1: have no shot of beating Donald Trump. A Harris, she
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  Speaker 1: can stay here, can loop Boy. Let's go your name alone?
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  Speaker 1: Who Easley, Sir, step down and people just step out. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: clobcha clob Come on out, Massan Emmy s s a m.
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  Speaker 1: The black dude, Sir, come on out. I'm taking black
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  Speaker 1: people out, women out. Don't even don't even try me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you who got real shot. Let's stop this, Okay, Molten,
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  Speaker 1: come on out, sir, stop better. O'rock you can stay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: Ryan who is key, Yeah, he just recently got in. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: he needs to stop. Bernie Sanders he can stay. Swawhale,
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  Speaker 1: come on out, Yang Yan come on out, sir, Yan
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  Speaker 1: and Yang Williamson, Mary Anne Williamson come on out. Now.
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  Speaker 1: This is a fifty fifty up in there. Elizabeth war So,
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  Speaker 1: who's in pretty good? So Elizabeth Warren is in, okay,
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  Speaker 1: Bernie Sanders is in. That's two. O'rock is three, Harris
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  Speaker 1: is four. Castro boota gee book Biden one, two, three, four, five,
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  Speaker 1: six seven eight. That's eight. All right, that's all we need.
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  Speaker 1: So it looks like we got Biden, Sanders, Harris, Warren,
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  Speaker 1: Boot Judge. Yeah, I mean you know that that's a
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  Speaker 1: pretty impressive list. Yeah, that's a pretty impressive list right
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  Speaker 1: there now. Booker, Corey Corey Booker, Yeah, you know, just
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  Speaker 1: you know, I just uh trying to think of how
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  Speaker 1: we win this thing. Man, we gotta get serious. So
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell y'all, we have to get it. We gotta
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  Speaker 1: get serious. Now. This dude is building momentum. I'm telling you,
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  Speaker 1: he's taking the Mother Report turning into his demand exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Bargo mess around and wind up getting his ass in
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  Speaker 1: Peach trying to save who needed he being sad as
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  Speaker 1: Rosanne bar I mean, man, he just as crazy as
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  Speaker 1: he needs. Yeah, they need to really get on the ball.
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  Speaker 1: But Democrats need to come together, get behind these candidates
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  Speaker 1: and giving people what they want, you know, give them
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  Speaker 1: a good healthcare got to cut mean you know what.
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  Speaker 1: Good healthcare has to be a must. Yeah. But and
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  Speaker 1: I would love for this country to have everybody to
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  Speaker 1: be able to get free medical But with such a
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  Speaker 1: capitalistic society, how can we do that? Right? Because who
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  Speaker 1: would pay the doctors? And people go to school to
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  Speaker 1: be doctors, to her to live in. So I'm I'm
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  Speaker 1: stuck with how are we going to do that? Now? Where?
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  Speaker 1: And then if it takes trillions of dollars, where does
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  Speaker 1: it come from? That's that's the thing about these things.
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  Speaker 1: I would love if everybody in this country get free
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  Speaker 1: education so we can compete with other countries because we're
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  Speaker 1: losing the education battles. Yeah, and some candidates are promising that,
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  Speaker 1: but they haven't really said how are they going to
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  Speaker 1: do it? Yeah, I mean, I guess they'll tax the
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  Speaker 1: rich one percent. We got way more money than a
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  Speaker 1: lot of other countries. Why can't we do it? They
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  Speaker 1: just gotta find there is a way, man, But that
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  Speaker 1: would mean somebody's not going to make money. And then,
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  Speaker 1: and these are very very rich people who make money
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  Speaker 1: off medical expensive and if you think they're gonna sit
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  Speaker 1: here and let us take their income from you're sadly mistaking.
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  Speaker 1: So that's why richer. That's wise. Yeah, but again, some
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  Speaker 1: of the candidates are promising these things. Well you know what,
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  Speaker 1: this time, people are gonna have to tell me how
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  Speaker 1: they're gonna do it. Yeah. It's like I was watching
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  Speaker 1: the story the other day about coal miners in West
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  Speaker 1: Virginia how they're upset with Trump because he lied to him.
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  Speaker 1: I said, everybody, you can't bring coal mine. You said that,
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  Speaker 1: you abolutely said it. Yeah, I said it a million times.
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  Speaker 1: He promised him cold back cold, not coming back. Now.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody in West Virginia Land told him all right, coming
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  Speaker 1: up next, the nephew would run that prank back right
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  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to show coming up at the
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  Speaker 1: But right now, let's run that prank back with the nephew.
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  Speaker 1: What you got next? Relationship departs, just sharing relationship depart ship.
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  Speaker 1: Were all on our way to the airport. Let's go.
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  Speaker 1: Oo Hey Brian, Hey baby, that I was um. I
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  Speaker 1: was calling to tell you baby. Look I just I
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  Speaker 1: just can't do it. I got it. Huh what? Oh? Hello, Bryan, Brian, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: this is Greg. I know I know you was just
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  Speaker 1: talking to Vow, but this is this is Greg talking
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  Speaker 1: to you. It's Brian Greg. Who. Yeah, this is Brian Greg.
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  Speaker 1: I was just talking to my wife. Did you put
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  Speaker 1: it back on the phone. Uh no, I'm not gonna.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be able to do that. Why can't
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  Speaker 1: you do that? Man? Hey, let me explain something to you.
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  Speaker 1: Uh all right, there's some things, you know, long conversations
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  Speaker 1: about this. Oh well, how you know my wife on
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  Speaker 1: the first man basis like that? Man, how are you?
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  Speaker 1: Who are you? Like I said, man, my name is
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  Speaker 1: Greg k all right, at the airport? Okay, airport? What's
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  Speaker 1: the airport? And why are we that's the airport with
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  Speaker 1: my wife? Boy? Hey, let me Hey, all of this
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  Speaker 1: is complicated. Okay, it's really yeah it is. Yeah, make
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  Speaker 1: it simple for me. Okay, So what I want to
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  Speaker 1: explain to you? What? Let me explain to you mann.
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  Speaker 1: We've had a lot of long conversation about this. It's
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  Speaker 1: something that's what. When when was this? Why? Why are
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  Speaker 1: you at the airport with my wife's with me? And
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  Speaker 1: why is leaving with me? Okay? What were leaving? And
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  Speaker 1: we mean leaving leaving me? Oh? Hell no, put it
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  Speaker 1: on the phone. And I don't even want to talk
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  Speaker 1: to you, man. Put her on the phone. Put her
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  Speaker 1: on the phone, man, and look, you need to put
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  Speaker 1: it on the phone right now. Leaving. I don't believe
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  Speaker 1: that now, I want to hear her say that you
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  Speaker 1: want to talk to me. Oh here you're saying, let
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  Speaker 1: me talk to my wife, man, because you you see, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what's up? What's this dude talking about? To tell you
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: this for a while so you think everything's okay, but
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: it hasn't been okay. Why are you telling me this? Oh?
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: Why can't you just come home and tell me? I
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: can't you just tell me this to my face? Hey? Hey, hey, bro,
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: come on man, why are you my wife? Hey? Hey
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: hey bro, I know this is painful. Man. Now you
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: don't know, you don't know nothing, but I noticed. Okay, good?
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: The ladies just put my wife on the Oh you
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: if you got any ounce of a man and you
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: just put my wife's back on the phone. All right? Bro?
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: Let me, let me let me say, let me. Can
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: I say something to you man? Sitement less than my
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: wife on the phone. But you ain't got I'm gonna
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: put it on in a second. But let me say
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: this to you man, say man and wrap it up
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: because I need to talk to my wife. I just
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: want you to know this, Brian, this let me. This
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show got
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: me to prank phone call you? What's your hold on? So?
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: So okay, if you point to me, what's up with
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: the airport and stuff in the back? Then when y'all
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: at the airport, No, bro, your wife is here at
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: the studio. Man ain't not happening. Man, your wife hold on.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: I'm gonnat you talk you all right? First of all?
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: Are you all right? Man? Oh? Man? I was about
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: to be a murder sing man. Look at now? Who's
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: a big got you? Finally you could have been a
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: little bit more. You and y'all. Who your brother? You think?
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: Y'all the only one can prank people? You and your
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: brother be pranking all the time. Man, man, this is
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: life stuff. Girl. You ain't happy birthday? Baby? Oh you
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: got a birthday coming up? Happy birthday, Brian? This yeah, man,
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: looking great? Gifts great? Yeah? Man, Let me tuck my wife. Man,
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: I ain't got no dude. Your wife hold on? Please?
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: But what woman? You got me? All right? Don't don't?
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: You ain't gotta go this far? All right? Supposed to
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: be funny. I did feel bad, but you kind of
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: started tearing up. But I'm glad to know you fight
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: for me like that fight It was gonna be some fight.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: There wasn't no oh girl, just a bring your black home.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: Don't even stop at red like, did I bother y'all
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: that you bothered him? Oh? You bothered him? Was did
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: he whimper? Yeah? He whimper? Yes, you did, little little
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: whimper whimper. Y'all heard it? Oh my goodness, Tommy year men,
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: he makes me so nervous with these you got, you got,
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: you gotta push it all the way up to the land.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: Leave it with the man. Wife though, Yes, Julie, you
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: kind of if you had a kind of man, did
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: you put my wife? What is that in your ward?
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: Would you? If you if you kind of man, would
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: you put my wife on the food? I know you're
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: not up in your cry Tommy, Yes, sir, for real.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: When I got through crying and I found you in
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: your ass for real, real, yeah, you would fight me
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: after all of that, I would be a fight. You
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: didn't hear what I said. Okay, we're in the middle
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: of a If you swing back, it's just make it worse,
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: all right. We'll check us out on Virginia Beach. I'm
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: here right now. I'm in Virginia Beach. Show last night.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: That's your boy. Sounds a little horse. It's a little horse.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: I've been rocking. I've been rocking. Uncle. I added a
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: four o'clock show on Saturday. It's gone. So let me
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: tell you what that. Let me tell you what the
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: nephew did. The nephew added a five thirties show tonight
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: Friday night, five thirty show. That's the last show man. Yeah,
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: that's it. Well, okay, well you need to drink some tea.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: I got all that. Don't worry about that. Shirley's full,
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: little can pepper, some honey and some pepperreko and some garlic,
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: onion powder. I got all that. I do all that
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: onion powder, Get garlic powder, onion powder, pepper, wreko. Oh
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: what if I need in this year? Some honey, honey,
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: ginger beer and right, all right, listen, guys, coming up
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, entertainment news, thinking nephew.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: All right, coming up at twenty minutes after the hour.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: You won't believe what people are naming their babies these days, guys.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: But first in today's entertainment news, Kanye is in development
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: on a new Showtime series about well Kanye alright, his
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: favorite subject. Right. The show is called Omniverse, and Jaden
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: Smith will and Jada's son will play a young Kanye
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: in the show. Both Jaden and Kanye are executive producers
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: on the project. Omniverse examines the mini doors of perception
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: and we'll explore or the ego. Uh what that's interesting?
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: Huh yeah, how do you do it? Well? I guess
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: we have to watch the show to find out. Yeah, yeah,
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: it's a little strange. Uh. And so much for social
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: media being an outlet for free speech. As we move on,
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: Facebook announced yesterday that it has banned right wing uh
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: propagandist Alex Jones. Yes, also Nation of Islam leader Lewis
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: Farcon and numerous other high profile individuals that engage in
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: violence and hate. They have already deactivated their Facebook pages.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: And this also covers Instagram, which Facebook owns of course.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: So the underlying fact is that Facebook is a private
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: company and can choose to ban whoever it wants. Wow. Wow,
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: Well you know, Facebook should have started this a long time,
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: a long moment ago. Yeah, yeah, a lot of stuff
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: they should have banned. What what? What are you doing.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, we're doing a show here, sir. I know,
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: I was just trying to have a little breakfast. I'm sorry,
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: what do you opening up a cannabis? So what are
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: you doing? Whatever I'm doing? Two damn call instead of Facebook,
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: let's do back book, just back book, just people's back.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: You know, that's all you see is back back book,
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: back book. He man, I like it, but I like it.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: You like wide backside back? Well, you know, you don't
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: want to discriminate. Show. You want all backs to come forward.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: But you can do wide backs, eat up all your memory.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: You don't want to. We're moving on. Baltimore Mayor Catherine Pugh.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: Listen to this story, guys. Baltimore Mayor Catherine Pugh has resigned. Now.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: This is amid a scandal over the sale of her
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: children's book. Steve, you had the mayor Pew on your
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: talk show recently. Yeah, I didn't. I didn't understand. I
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: saw the headlines. I didn't care. Yeah. Well. The resignation
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: came after Maryland's Republican Republican governor, um Larry Hogan and
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: members of the city council called for Pew to step down.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: Pew is a Democrat, and she's a focus of a
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: criminal investigation because a health insurer that does business with
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: the city of Baltimore bought thousands of copies of her
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: self published book called Healthy Holly. So I guess it's
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: a conflict of interest when you're in office like that.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: You can't make money by city under that program, and
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: that's not cool to the city. Yeah. So she quit,
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: and I guess she'll still make her money off the book.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: She'll probably make more money. Yeah. Yeah, gonna start stepping
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: down too. Sure. Wow, interesting you and she was just
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: on your show. Yeah, well you keep putting that. Only
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: are you trying to remind you three times twice? Whatever
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: I heard. I was trying to remind you of who
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: she was. That's all life, all right, right, okay, two
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: or three that I'm trying to remind you who she was.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: All right, if you had on your show, you ain't
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: y'all ain't talking about the bull. All right, let's move on.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: We have no more time to talk about this, ladies
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: and gentlemen. Miss an trip, Thank you very much. This
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: is a trip with the news, everybody. I'm going to
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: explain that to particular situation in Baltimore for you. First
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: of all, I gotta tell you that the House Judiciary
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: convened yesterday without Attorney General William Barr, who went through
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: with his stated plan to skip the whole thing. The
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: House Committee wanted Bar to answer questions about the Muller
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: Russian medaling report, and they placed a plaster statue of
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: a chicken in a box of fried chicken on the
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: seat where he would have been if he had showed up.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: Committee Chairman Gerald Now says Bar's action is just one
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: more attack on American democracy by this administration. We didn't
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: choose not to have mister barcome. He chose. We cannot
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: permit him or anybody's administration to dictate the manner in
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: which we function. Alice says, the Committee is going to
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: make one more attempt at getting the full Molo Russian
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: meddling report that the unredacted, so they want to see everything,
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: and if not, he says, lawmakers will hold the Attorney
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: General in contempt and then go from there. Democrats accused
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: Bar of mischaracterizing the real results of the two year
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: probe on purpose to protect the president. Conservative religious groups
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: say they're happy they're welcoming a new Trump administration. Rules
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: that strengthens the right of healthcare workers not to provide
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: medical services that conflict with their beliefs. There are already
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: laws that support the right of healthcare outfits to refuse
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: to provide services. However, the new rule gives the government
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: greater enforcement powers over hospitals and other institutions. Baltimore Mayor
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: Catherine Pugh resigned yesterday. As you heard yep, he a Democrat.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: The governor is a Republican. In recent weeks, the FEDS
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: have raided at her two homes, her city Hall office,
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: and other places. As mayor, Peugh has been on an
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: indefinite paid leave of absence since April first, do she
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: said to health reasons recovering that they say from a
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: bout of pneumonia. Anyway, Catherine Pew has been under investigation
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: for what's called self dealing. It's not just making money
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: in office. What it does. It involves the sale of
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: thousands of copies of her self published children's book series.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: Officials say that many of the people who bought it.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: The purchases of the books were entities that either she
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: had influence over or that sought to do business with
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: the city. And they say the seems that they were
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: paying much too much for these books. So far, Katherine
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: Pew has not been charged with anything. The US Supreme
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: Court says is going to consider three cases in the
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: falls of time to determine whether federal civil rights protections
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: extend to sexual orientation and gender identity. The US Department
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: Justice Department issued an extremely critical report on the condition
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: of Alabama's prisons. The report says that the age correction
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: system has consistently failed to protect inmates from violence and
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: sexual abuse, in violation of the Constitution. In Alabama, the
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: governor says his government's already working on solutions supposedly to
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: the problems. Are identified small towns along the Mississippi River
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: or bracing for potentially record breaking flooding, a whole lot
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: of it. And today is National Paranormal Day. Well, when
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: I become a ghost, that's when I'm going to sound
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: like Now back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Show. All right, guys, get
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: ready for a lot of baby arias in the next year. Okay, Now,
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: this is according to a report in The New York Times,
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: Game of Thrones baby names are on the rise. Klisi
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: was among the most popular girls names last year. There
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: were two thousand, one hundred and fifty six babies named Aria.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: There were twenty sons, Says, eleventh Sircs, fifty five Tyrions,
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: and twenty three theons also born last year Tires, Toreons, Theon, Sarces, Calisa, Calisees,
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: and Aria. They like names short people up, Wow, so callisees.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: How many brands? Any brands? John Snow? I know John
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: snows in this list? Just you heard it? Callis's Arias, uh, Sansas, Sarcees,
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: Tyrions and theon. They like, put me Steve, any Steve.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: They're not making the most have you heard any Steve?
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: Think Dragons? Dragon, Dragon Johnson, come forward with dagget your head.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: What's that middle name? That's the one dragon Lee Johnson Dragon.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: Oh that boy just his breakfast fire Come on job,
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: Oh he don't never brush his teeth? Dragon feet Johnson,
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: Come on baby, come on up. Is that the show
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: with the white Wafers? Yes, come on, Tommy say it?
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: The white Walcas, Oh, white Wolcus. Yeah. So so those
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: are the names and uh wow, all right, well moving
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: on offset you know him from them goes of course,
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: and he is married to Cardie b. He's facing felony
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: charges after he smacked the phone out of a fan's
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: hand in um an Atlanta area target store. He was
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: caught on VisiC video physically denying a fan's request for
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: selfie by knocking the phone out of the guy's hand
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: and causing the phone to shatter on the floor. Well,
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: since the value of the guy's iPhone is over eight
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: hundred dollars, and how well we know that this is
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: considered a felony because it was eight hundred dollars. Yeah,
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: this is considered a felony. Cops are calling it intentional
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: a warrant. A warrant has been issued for offsets arrest,
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: So I mean, yeah, what do you think about this, Steve? Yeah,
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: this is crazy. Yeah, the punishment does not fit the crime,
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: but it is a felony because of the cost of
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: the phone. Coming up at thirty four after the hour,
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: Jay has done it again, Steve Murder, The Hits is
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: coming up next right after this. You're listening to show,
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: all right, Steve Jay is here. Go ahead, you guys,
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: get Javy Brown, give me that a hit is Mother's
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: Day Sunday? Oh yeah, yeah, so in on of all
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: the mothers. Next Sunday, Yes to all the money, check
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: it out. You talk the kids how to wipe that booty.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: Let's keep it real. You break your neckpin bills, Mama
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: using a mom b the deer, you little bit a
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: part of the mama daddy she would bump let behindding.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: Don't give a damvil seeds you love whearing how shoes?
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: Just understood that when brown funkside dog can you can't
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: would shut your no buttons. It's my birthday, Oh mama,
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: listen about You can't get it because it's your spaceship.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: Da Mama. What I'm trying to say, it's not about me?
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: So Abounty you come to see your day. Ain't got
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: no presence, But I can't say it's not about me.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: So am County You to my moms the mother's day
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: can't as your kids gonna be strained. The boys a music?
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: Why musical? Musical? Jam? I don't know you didn't even
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: save it because I know I want you don't need
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: no way from you don't need I don't need all that.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: I know. I'm team Jay your music. Kay? What was
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: the strike that was good? It was really good? Yeah,
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: it was really mean. It was good, but the message
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: in the song really wasn't that good. I have no
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: presence And the first line and say this what oh yeah,
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: and the first line had booty in it. What already
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: got you got? You gotta get that booty up there front, booty.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: You can't save booty. Booty can't be last. Get get
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: booty out early. My bad he did that. It comes
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: to this weekend. I got bro man that Tuesday night man, Wow,
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: brother man from the field flow. Oh boy, you put
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: that booty in there? Boy? Or you did that thing
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: for keep what nehing? Your kids don't be strange because
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: our mom's whipped down behind man, let me tell you
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: what that was it that. I think that's the key
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: to why we we we are what we are. Whatever
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: we tripped out, that's where they fell out with us
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: right there. And there are certain places you knew not
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: to act up, like in public for sure. Yeah, let
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: me change the worst behind woman. I don't know if
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: you'll ever had one mom come to the school, comes
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: comes up to the school. Jay. You know what, Jay?
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: You always say school. But I ain't gonna lie to you.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: When you were in church and you can't quit laughing
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: or something happened. Hey, bro, that's hard man, and you
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: get your but right there, mano sermons. I've never laughed
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: as hard in my life as I have. That's when
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: it happens. That's happen churches. Really, I'm talking about Joe,
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about out loud and Steve, your mom was
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: in the choir, wasn't so she could see you? Right,
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: I can't count you haven't been taken out of church
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: to clip that ask and then bring you back in church.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, come back in whop on eastern sun and
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: everybody what in your eastern close? You're didn't even get
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: to do the Easter egg hunt up? All right, all right, listen.
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: Coming up next it is a nephew with the prank
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: phone call. Right after this, you're listening show, all right, guys.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today. The
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: subject is, guys, I don't know if you're ready for this.
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: I'm ready. The subject is an unattractive man's plea for help. Yeah,
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: I got you. Oh that's all of us, that's all
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: of us got to read. Yeah, you just wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: I'm still sexy. N wait wait wall, well last day
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: I want y'all thinks I'm joining y'all to the ugness
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: that I don't know you over here? You already here.
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: If you don't bring your hands, yeah, I'm not. I'm
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: fighting it. This man and this letter needs help. Okay.
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: The subject for today's strawberry letter and unattractive man's plea
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: for help right now the nephews in the building with
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: today's prank phone call, What do you have? I dropped?
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: I dropped yeah, your wife. You know I know I
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: ain't on the one and done it. You know. Yeah,
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: some of y'all. Some of y'all didn't dropped somebody's wife.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I'm saying I dropped your wife. Yeah,
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: I dropped up You know you didn't drop somebody's wife before?
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: And I did that cat dog running that thing. I
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: dropped your wife, Yes, I did. Come on, not a sermon, Tommy.
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: Well I'm sorry, but you know it, But don't it
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: sound like a text? Yeah, dropped your wife. Come on now,
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: say jay if you go to verse three, Okay, it
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: says I dropped your wife. Come on now, Hello, I'm
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: trying to reach Tony. This is Tony, Tony. How you
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: doing this? Is nephew Tommy. I can't believe you're calling.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: You sent an email in to break your arm. Yes,
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: oh my god, I said that like months ago. I
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: didn't think you were going to call me. Yes, I'm
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: calling you now. Y'all been married eight years? That's my heart. Okay,
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: let me ask you something. What makes your husband just
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: go off? What can I do that? You know there's
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: a button for him that you don't want to push,
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: anything that has to do with me. Let me tell
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: you he is crazy about me. If anybody that's with me,
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: if anybody tries to go off on me, he will
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: lose it. Okay, Okay, Oh what are we gonna do? What?
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: I'm so excited the tide all right? Okay, you know what?
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: You know what? Okay? Take this out? Okay? Can you
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: click over on a three way? Can you call him? Okay,
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: I can hold it from my phone, but you gonna
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: be on the phone right Yeah. I want I want
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: him to think that I got your phone. Okay, I'll
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: tell you what. You just click on get him on
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: the line. Just click over. So when you click back.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: You can't say nothing. Now, you got to be quiet
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: because I'm gonna at the end, I'm gonna let you
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: talk to him. Okay, okay, hold on, t are you there?
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: I'm here, okaying? All right? You're hitting me to something? Okay, okay, okay, Hey,
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: what's up? Uh? No? Just this? How is this? Darren? Yeah?
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: This darrenl was this? Hey? We got a bit of
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: a situation with with Tony. Man, we got a situation
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: for real? You just my wife phone? Who is this? This? Uh? Actually? Ran,
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: we are the woman? Broo, who is this? We're trying
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: to get u. Tony actually twisted our ankle, man, so
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: we gotta get her to the emergency room and get
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: her checked out. She twister her ankle? Had you twisted? Wait?
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait back up? Who who did you say?
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: Who is this? How did Tony twist her ankle? Actually?
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: She she she fell and man, look, look my wife
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: is with her mom right now. Who who? Who? And
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: who are you? How did you twist her ankle? And
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: why are you calling me? Why isn't her mother somebody
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: calling me? Who is this? You never told me his name? Bro? No,
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: I'm a friend, man, She didn't fall. I actually dropped her?
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: How you how did you drop her? What do you
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: mean you dropped her? We had a couple of drinks
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: at the hotel, man, and she say, wait, wait, wait
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: hotel there you mean the hotel? My wife's felled to
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: me over her mom's house. Now you calling me from
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: her phone talking about if you dropped her. Y'all let
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: some hotel. But why y'all even at the hotel? What
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: do you hell? Are you talking about a hotel? Bro?
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: Why it's my wife? Where's Tony White? Well? Why ain't
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: Tony on the phone? Why you gotta call? You gotta
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: calm down. You're calling me for my wife? Phone? Tell
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: my she hurt? You dropped the y'all to the hotel.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: She's spoke mom's house, bron, where's my wife? Man? She's it, Tony,
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: I got it, I got it. Just hang on so Tony,
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: I got put on the water from phone. Man, Hey, dude,
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: just I need you to calm down. Man. She him,
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: I need to this. Man, I know I'm now you're
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: talking abou y'all about to go to an emergency room.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: You dropped my wife, y'all to the hotel? Dog keeps
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: putting my hip on the phone before y'all be in
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: the emergency room. Hey, man, listen, you gotta calm down.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: Tony already embarrassed. I don't even know who the hell
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: you are. You still ain't telling me man, put Tony
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: on the phone. I'm gonna listen, Man, you gotta chill out. Man,
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: I'm just sur playing. Okay, Man, I'm afore him. But
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: get you what. I'll tell you what in the emergency room.
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: Kill me. Where y'all at? I come to the hotel.
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: I get my own white and take it wherever she
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: needs to need till me where we As soon as
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: Tony get dressed. Man, I'm gonna get her there, Okay,
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: as soon as she gets dressed. What do you mean
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: it to? Hey? Man? Real talk? Yah? Where y'all at? Man?
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: Where you putting Tony? One? Man? I'm not putting Tony
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: on YouTube? All right? Man? Why are you screaming in Holland? Dude?
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: I swear to God, I swear to God. If I
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: find out where y'all let, I'm gonna come with her.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be one for you at Tony. Hey, Hey, man,
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: where y'all lat bro? I'm cool. Where y'all last see
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: me where y'all laft? No, No, I'll tell you what. Man,
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get Tony's ankle taking care of and we'll
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: get somebody to drop a back off at the house. Okay,
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: take I'll drop off at the house. Man. Just give
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: me where y'all lat. I want to come get my wife.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: I want to make sure she get the treatment that
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: she need. Bro getting where y'all at? Don't go nowhere.
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: I want you to be there when I come and
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: get it. Don't go no where where y'all at. I
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: can't do it. I mean we didn't. You're Tony on
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: the phone. MANU put my wife. I'm not listening. Let
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: me talk to my wife. Bro. Hey, man, it's the
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: reason why I'm calling. Man. She embarrassed about all of this,
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: and now she's gonna be bored in embarrassed. One ain't okay,
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: it's cool, an't till I ain't gonna need to be embarrassed.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: I love the man. That's my girl. Man. Let me
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: let me hollt my wife. Bro. Please, no, no, no,
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: I already no wife. Phone Bro listen, dude, let me
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: look real talk you sank you want dog? All I
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: know is you calling me telling my choice. I don't
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: tell with my wife and let us let me tell
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: you something. Don't let say lord that ankle with him?
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: You say it's wrong of my wife. Get your whoops? Dog,
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: I'm killing him? A FURTI who you are? I'm fun
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: to send you. Put my wife on the phone, and
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: that's all. That's my last time? Ask you? Dog? I
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: promise he an what but see man? You too? I rate? Man?
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: You rate? I put my wife on the phone. Bro.
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying. You gotta leave town. That's what
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: I'm you got to leave town, my man, You gotta
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: leave town. You want to do? You want to talk?
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: Let Tony decide if she want to talk to you
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: or not. I'm right here. Put here, let us decide,
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: Tony do you want do you want to do? You
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: want to talk? Want to talk to me? Don't even ask?
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: I ain't man? You man? Who'll see what Tony want
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: to do? Get Tony on the phone, a man by
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: baby pull my man? Pull you. I don't even know you. Man.
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: Put on the phone. You you scared to tell me
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: your name? Tony? You want to talk to him? Hey, yes,
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: you want to talk to me? Man? I don't even
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: know ide sheep asking no jump question. You're the phone phone, Tony?
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: Here she is? Man? Yeah, hey baby, baby, go on,
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: baby to have time for games. Were you at when
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: you went? That's all? You gotta kill me? Baby? Just
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: calm down. I got something to Are you listen to me?
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: Maybe you gotta listen to me. Are you listening? Yes,
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: listen to me real carefully? Okay, where are you at, Tony? Baby?
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: Are you listening to me? Yes, I'm listening. Maybe you
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: just got pranky nephew til I'm laughing right now. I
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: love you? Yeah? Okay, girl, can you heard your phone home?
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: That's cool? All right? You got me? You got me?
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: That is adopt your wife. Let me say this tonight
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: tonight the Nephew has added a five thirty show here
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: in Virginia Beach, Vitnia Beats Comedy Club. I have added
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: a five thirty show. That is the only show left.
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: I got three shows tonight. I got three shows on Saturday,
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: the neph You did one last night? Seven shows? What
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: sawt out? Oh boy? You got you know? Women? I'm
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: gonna let you open from me, man, because you know
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: what you need a shot. I gotta get you a
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: shot show. All right, we gotta get out of here, guys.
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: Thank you, nephew. Coming up next the Strawberry Letters, subject
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: and Unattractive Man's Please for Help. We'll get into it
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: and try to help this unattractive man. Right after this.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: it is time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: you need advice on your relationships, on work, on sex,
• 53:43
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• 53:50
  Speaker 1: letter live on the air, just like we're gonna read
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: this one. Boy. This is from a man too. Let's
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: call baby. Buckle up and hold on tight. We got
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: it for you here. It is the straw Very Letting.
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: All right, guys, get ready, Guys on this show, subject
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: and Unattractive Man's plea for help. Dear Stephen Shirley, I
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: am writing you for advice since I have heard you
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: guys talk about this on your show before. I'm in
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: my mid thirties and I'm an educated man with a
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: great job, and I'm financially secure. I was in a
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: ten year relationship that ended a few years ago, and
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: since that breakup, I have had problems meeting women. I
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: have been ignored by women when I try to speak
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: to them or strike up a conversation. I had considered
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: many possibilities as to why women avoid me, and I've
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: come to this conclusion it's because I am an unattractive man,
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: and I have realized that my facial features aren't the
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: cutest all right. I wanted to put my theory to
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: the test, so I tried online dating. But instead of
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: putting my picture on the site my picture on the site,
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: I chose a picture of another brother that I thought
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: would be handsome to women. A lot of women responded
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: to my profile, and I ended up choosing four of
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: the baddest ones to ask out on a date. I
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: decided that I would reveal my true identity to each
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: one of these ladies the day before our date so
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: there would be no public surprises. I send each lady
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: a selfie of me. The first lady got very upset
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: and threatened to have her male friends jump me if
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: I ever contact her again. The other three ladies never
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: responded to my text. One of them even blocked my number.
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: I know that lying was unethical, but I needed to
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: see if they liked me for me and not how
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: I look. My ex girlfriend never complained about my looks,
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: so why are these women so shallow? I have deleted
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: my dating profile and I'm giving it a rest for
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: a while. I still have hope that there's a woman
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: that will see me face to face and be interested
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: in me. I've even considered plastic surgery. How should I do?
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: Come on, let me finish? How should I deal with it?
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: Got any advice? Please help? Yeah? Yeah? Wow? Okay, Well listen, um,
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: there's definitely nothing wrong with wanting to improve your looks
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: with plastic surgery if it'll make you feel and look better.
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: We really, though, have to see for ourselves what you
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: look like in order to make a real assessment on
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: this letter, didn't You didn't tell us why you broke
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: up with your girlfriend of ten years. You didn't tell
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: us any of that, And I got to tell you
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: that women will often date a man who isn't attractive
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: if he's a gentleman, if he's nice, if he if
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: he's financially secure, if he treats her beautifully. One thing, though,
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: if you're unattractive or any man period, you have to
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: be clean. You have to be well groomed. You have
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: to have good hygiene, you have to be smelling good,
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: your breath, you have to have all of this. Okay,
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: you do. I'm telling you from a from a woman's perspective.
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: It's not always about the looks, all right, Oh it ain't.
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: But it sounds like it sounds like you're I mean,
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: you said it yourself. You're not the most attractive man,
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: so so work on your other features. I would tell
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: you work on your other features. Steve, first of all,
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: quits saying features. That's a that's a trigger for you
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: right now, that's the damn problem. I was told by
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: this girl in ninth grade why she wasn't going to
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: junior problem with me? She said, because I don't like
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: your facial features. So you call into the right place.
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: I'm assuming this is what you've heard on this show.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: Come on the fact that I've tried to tell Time
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: that he's ugly for years and I ain't going on
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: death ears. It's okay, Time, I'm just gonna use it
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: this once. This ain't about you. I'm gonna use myself
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: as an example because I've never been an attractive man.
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: So let's just go from that standpoint. But you need
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: specialized help because you're in your thirties and you're an
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: educated man with a great job. You're secure. He was
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: in a ten year relationship. You're financially secure. He was
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: in a ten year relationship that ended a few years ago,
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: and since that breakup, out of hand problems met with
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: I've been ignored by women. I try to speak to
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: them a stripeful conversation. I've considered many possibilities. That's why
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: women avoward me have come to the conclusion it's because
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: I am an unattractive man and have realized that my
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: facial features aren't the cutest. Here's a word you had
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: to stop using. Cute. Cute is for babies. You're too
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: big to be a baby. Now listen to me, sir.
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: We're gonna have to address this with a little bit
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: of honest You said, it is because I'm unattracted and
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: I have realized that my facial features ain't cocuted. You
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: ain't just realizing this. This is where we need to
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: have a man to man talked. You don't goodn't hear
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: where you heard this before? You quit googling and all
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: is here this you dog. You heard this before several times.
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: See when you're in your thirties and you ugly, this
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: ain't your first time heard it. The first time you
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: hear is at the school with little kids. Damn yeah,
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, man, you busted you look like ain't no
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: telling what they have said you look like. But this
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: is not the first time you've heard it. So you
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: decided to put your little theory to the test. So
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: you went online dating. But instead of putting your the
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: real picture of and you know what you look like,
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: So instead of putting this up, you got a picture
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: of another brother that I thought was to be handsome
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: to women. Whole lot of women responded to my profile
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: and I ended up choosing full of the baddest ones
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: to ask out on the date. See that's where you
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: messed up at the high your glass think that you
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: was gonna get the four baddest ones. But I mire you, though, bro,
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: because your problem ain't aiming too high and missing. Your
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: problem is aiming too low and hitled. So you went high.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: But then you decided that you reveal your true identity
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: each one of these ladies the day before to day.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: So what no public surprises because you've publicly surprised a
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: couple of people. What do you mean, hey, baby time,
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm gonna tell you, hey baby.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: All right, we'll have part two of Steve's response coming
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: up in twenty three after the hour you're listening to.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: All Right, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter, uh with
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: part two of you. Thirty year old man broke up
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: with this ten year relationship that ended a few years ago,
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: and since that break up, he'd have had problems meeting women, uh,
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: you know, walk up to him, to ignore him, to
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: speak to him, strike up a conversation, and he don't
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: understand why he's considered a lot of possibilities, why women
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: avoid him, And he's come to this conclusion, y'all. He says,
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: it's because I'm an unattractive man. And I realized that
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: my facial features aren't the cuts. We've told him. We're
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: using terms like cute, because baby's just cute. I got
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: go ahead and ask me right now, why didn't he
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: use the word ugly? He just uses unattractive in words
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: like cute. Well, he don't want to hurt his own
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, So now I'm about to tell him
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: here ugled okay, because he listened to the show. All right,
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: you unattractive, don't you? Ain't the first one? I ain't.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: I ain't attractive, Eibo, he ain't Why Jay I ain't attracted?
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: Here we go and this turtle he's showing it. Look
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: I'm cute, I'm sexy, cricket, look at somebody. I'm not
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: doing that with y'all. Matter be doing a big light
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: of commercial anyway. So he decided to test his theory,
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: so he did a dating profile. He put a different
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: brother picture up. A lot of women responded. He decided
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: to pick the faux bags now to avoid um any
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: public surprises, which he has had many of in his life.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: And he did know how to go. How hey, baby,
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: how you doing? That's ugly? Deep? Excuse me? Can I
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: can I step in front of you? This is when
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: he first heard him. This is when he first heard
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: Trick or Treat. That's when he first heard it, but
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: he just thought it was his costume. But he didn't
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: realize his mask hat fell off in the drive. He
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: was standing there with his box and he his mask
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: hat fell off in the drive with a little rubber
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: band pop and he didn't know it, so this ain't so.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: He's had a lot of public surprises, so he did
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: figured in order before I do this, let me sending
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: him a selfie of myself. Now the danger would taking
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: selfish Bros. Most dudes don't know how to take selfish.
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  Speaker 1: I know I don't. When I hold that camera up, man,
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  Speaker 1: I look so strange looking, you know, I take a selfish,
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  Speaker 1: I look like terrier. I'm just all head. In this
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  Speaker 1: day of camera, it's scary. Shoulders look real narrow. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm telling you that this wasn't a good idea,
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  Speaker 1: but you sent The ladies are selfish. Each lady a selfish.
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  Speaker 1: The first lady got upset and threatened to have her
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  Speaker 1: male friends jump on me if I ever content to
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  Speaker 1: her again. See so she a bad chick. She used
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  Speaker 1: to this, so she got a squatter people that what
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  Speaker 1: people for doing stuff like this. What's scared of the
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  Speaker 1: most was how you looked in this self See she
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  Speaker 1: thought you was a bank robber because she thought you
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: had on a ski mask. She didn't know that was
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: just you. The other three ladies never responded to my text.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: They said, you gotta Why didn't it even block my number.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: I know that line was unethical, but I needed to
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: see if they like me for me or how I look? Boy?
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: They like how you look. There's nothing on the dating
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: profile said how you look? The rest of you fine,
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: you educated, you got all that, but they wanted to picture. Now,
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: this is where we're getting down to the hard partner letter.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: My ex girlfriend never complained about my looks. Here we go.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: This part of the letter is gonna hurt the ball.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: Who is your girl? What she looked like? Oh my god?
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  Speaker 1: More ugly? How she stayed with you for ten years?
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  Speaker 1: I ain't saying nothing, man, we need to talk about
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  Speaker 1: this now. Year ten years she stayed with you. Ain't
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  Speaker 1: saying nothing. She never mentioned it to you. You ain't
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  Speaker 1: never wonder why she ain't said nothing in ten years?
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  Speaker 1: Hey baby? All? Could it have gone like this? Hey baby?
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: Then she snaturalized. Maybe y'all just scaring each other. Maybe, dog,
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: she needed you as much as bad as you needed help.
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  Speaker 1: You're probably gonna need to go back the hood and
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  Speaker 1: find out, you know, if she'll have you back. I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't see this going nowhere. So Shirley said, you
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: gotta get real clean. You gotta get a lot of swag.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: You gotta dress real shop. You gotta get a real
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: stylist coming there. I don't know if you're in the gym.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: I mean, you're in real good shape, but you probably
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: need to get in that gym with them two Africans
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: that jumped on Justice money three thousand dollars. I think
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: they can get your ship. We got to get your
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: own program, man, get your body right tightened up. Though.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: Now I've considered plastic surgery. Here's another tale tale life. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: First of all, your girlfriends stayed with your ten years.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: How unless unless she knew, unless she knew this was
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: it for her, that she did it ten years. Then
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  Speaker 1: she decided I can't play the rain the game. Now
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: you saying, sir, I've even considered plastic surgery. You didn't
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: say a nose job or nothing. You really thinking about
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: getting your whole shot too? Yeah? Try to his website
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: we ugly two dot com. I liked that. I like that,
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  Speaker 1: all right. Look, leave us your thoughts on Today's Strawberry
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  Speaker 1: Letter on Instagram at Steve Harvey and check out our
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter podcast on demand now coming up in ten minutes.
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  Speaker 1: We'll do a little comedy Roulette with Jay and the
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: Fellas right after this you're listening to show, all right,
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: See first off, some really sad news for the people
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: that still wanted to pay their respects to Nipsey Hustle
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  Speaker 1: and visit his memorial at the corner of Slawson and
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  Speaker 1: Crenshaw in la Well, it has been shut down. In
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: the weeks following Nipsey's death, the Marathon Clothing Store parking
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: lot has been filled with prayer candles left by fans
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: and mourners, but lately the memorial has been flooded with
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: a lot of riff wrath over there. People close to
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  Speaker 1: Nipsey reported that people started selling bootleg shirts with Nipsey
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  Speaker 1: Hustle's picture on them. They were charging money for tours
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: of Nipsey's old neighborhood, and food truck started lining up
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: along the street to capitalize on all of the people
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: that came by the memorial daily. So because of the
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: disrespect to Nitsey's legacy, the memorial has now been shut down.
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  Speaker 1: So just to know, if you're traveling from you know,
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  Speaker 1: around the country somewhere and you want to go by there,
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  Speaker 1: it has been shut down because people are just you know,
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: hustling over there, taking advantage. Yeah yeah, absolutely, tours to neighborhood, yeah,
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: all of that. Yeah yeah, all right, we're gonna switch
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: gears here and play a little comedy roulette. I love comedy. Yeah, Jay,
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: what you got? I'm breaking down because here's what we do.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: We take the fourth subject, we put them on a wheel,
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: and we can make it funny. You know why we
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: can make it funny? Do you know why? Why? Does
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: anybody know? Why? Why? Because we all comedians? Yeah, Time
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: is a comedian, I'm a comedian, and Steve is a
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: key of comedians. And that's how we can make it
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: all funny. Because Juni, he's comedian kind. You know he's
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: gonna get bad man, you know you comedian? All right,
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: let's go, Jake, come on, all right, here we go.
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  Speaker 1: Things you might say to a bad cook, that's number one.
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  Speaker 1: Number two, things you say to people who looked like
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  Speaker 1: they lost a fight. Three things you say when you
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: want people to leave your house. And the last one
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: things you say to people that you don't want to
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  Speaker 1: hang out with. Okay, yeah, learning Spune, I like the
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  Speaker 1: last I know you like that one. Oh wow. Things
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  Speaker 1: you say to people who look like they lost a fight.
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  Speaker 1: All right, get a cracking guy. You won the fight, dude,
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  Speaker 1: you got bite months on over your body? You want yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: here go on the stage. You say when you say
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  Speaker 1: somebody who looked like they love the fight, Hey man,
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  Speaker 1: don't worry your girl gonna get it. Don't even worry
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  Speaker 1: about that. Your girl's gonna warm him up. Don't eat
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: worry about I see you try though. Hey hey, hey,
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  Speaker 1: hey dog, did you did you move your ear to
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  Speaker 1: the back of your head? I mean, are you trying
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: to hear from behind? What? What? What did you do?
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  Speaker 1: What is that? Why is your ear back there? Things
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  Speaker 1: you say when you when you the people who look
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  Speaker 1: like they love the fight, don't don't look at me
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  Speaker 1: wear your eyebrow, dog yo, eyebrow? Man, that's that's that
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  Speaker 1: ass right there. You dude, you're not gonna fool me
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  Speaker 1: a peak at as opposed to be pink a black guys,
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  Speaker 1: it's black. Okay. That didn't you say the people look
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  Speaker 1: like lost the fight? Hey man, your son called me.
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  Speaker 1: He say he gonna stay with him. Hey man, you
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  Speaker 1: know I get it, dog, now listen, listen on the
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  Speaker 1: ridd though. If he wouldn't have had this stick, it
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  Speaker 1: would have came out different. It really would happen. I
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  Speaker 1: see what's happening. You know it was a stick. The
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  Speaker 1: stick really called old shot. You understand, I got it, man,
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: it was just stick. Man. Things you say the people
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  Speaker 1: who look like they lost the fight. No, man, I
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  Speaker 1: ain't going back up there with you, right, he don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't going back up there with you. Man. Did
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  Speaker 1: you leave that dude alone? Did you say to people
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  Speaker 1: who looked like they lost the fight. I don't know
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: how to tell you this, but that little boy had skills. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sitious, sorry, but uh sorry. Thing you say to
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  Speaker 1: people who looked like they lost a fight. Hey, man,
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: did you know it was a fight taking the punches?
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  Speaker 1: Did you know y'all was fighting? Thing you say to
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  Speaker 1: people that just lost the fight? He do? Why are you?
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: Why are you just standing there while he was whipping?
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  Speaker 1: Why that? I mean? I was that a strategy? What
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: was that? I don't understand that far strategy. Things you
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  Speaker 1: say to people who look like they lost the fight, man,
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: Chris saying it was a tack. Okay, clearly I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: Things you say to people when you look like you
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  Speaker 1: love oh now you want to cuss me out? Oh god,
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  Speaker 1: oh man, Hey Jake, I'm gonna stay right in that
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  Speaker 1: same lane when they started raising their voice at you
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: because they lost the fight. Where was all that figure
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: when he was whipping your hand, when he was swinging
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: up on you? All right, team, come on close it out.
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  Speaker 1: Things you say to people who look like they lost
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  Speaker 1: the fight. I love you, man, But the best thing
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  Speaker 1: I do, I'm gonna pray. Once we get the prayer,
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: its really coming up at the top of the hour.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: I have some fashion pointers for you, Steve, since you're
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: going to the Kentucky Derby this weekend. Okay, you're listening
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: Steve Morning Show. Okay, so Steve, here we go. This
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: is according to the Kentucky Derby website. Here's some suggestions. Yeah,
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: let me listen, all right, some suggestions for attire. Now,
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  Speaker 1: you already told us yesterday that you were going all
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: out on your colors, you know, your mint greens and
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: your pink and your lavenders. And it was another color though, Shirley,
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: what was it? It was a bubble? Yeah, bubble that's right. Yeah, Yeah,
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: he's going bubble gum. Yeah, but you know he's got
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: hat suits, all that, shoes, everything shake. So check this out, Steve.
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  Speaker 1: The Kentucky Derby can be a great excuse for men
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  Speaker 1: to get as dressed up and decked out as a lady's.
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  Speaker 1: According to Kentucky Derby dot Com, the modern Derby man
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: should possess an unparalleled color palette with tropical colors, bowl stripes,
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  Speaker 1: or busy plaid. Okay, you have all those, I'm sure,
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: so you should just fit right in with your your
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: bright colors. Right. Uh, we don't know how. They don't
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: even I don't listen. Nobody like that. Well, they're telling
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: dudes that don't ain't never had pimp blood in them,
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: really blood. The website also states Steve that if you
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: want a more polished look, a classic navy or searsucker
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: blazer is always in style. But this is Kentucky Derby
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: dot Com, damn dirty. A three button side vent jacket
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  Speaker 1: that's an annual favorite for men. And now for shoes,
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: Now listen to this. I think you already got this
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: one down. For shoes, guys, the most important thing you
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: need to know, Steve, is that shoes should be worn sockless. Okay,
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: without socks. You ain't got to tell me. No, I
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: think you already, I know, I think you already no socks? Then,
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: of course you top it all off with a fedora
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: or some sort of bowler hat which is generally solid
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: in color and uh inspired by the by the style
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: from the twenties into the nineteen twenties. So there you
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: have it, Steve, So have you packed already? Do you
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: need to change? Bowler or boulder hat? Boulder A boulder?
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: Surely bowler, I said, bowler? No bow l e R
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: b O A T E is what album? Oh boacher?
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: You're saying boucher? Oh okay, Well if it was like
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: a Germy, a really big FA, isn't a bowler Derby? What? What? What? Jay?
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: Could you do? Mabe favorite? Is he there? Yeah? I'm here? Man?
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: What are you mad about? Stick about seven cubes of sugar?
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: I need you to take George Wallace's mama because she's
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: running in my bad Steve, be mad? Okay, you already
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: knew you already, Joe, Yeah, you already knew. That's true. Man,
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: you already knew seven. I get seven, all right. The
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: Kentucky Derby is n'tlike any other sporting event with a
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: crowd of more than one hundred and fifty thousand people.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: Along with this history and tradition, the Kentucky Derby has
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: been described by Forbes as one of the greatest bucket
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: list sporting events in America. So everybody, this is my
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: first one. Oh okay, so you could check that off
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: your bucket list or was it on your bucket list?
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: I mean I've always wanted to go. Yeah, yeah, Margie
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: and I have canceled to you in the row. Mm hmm.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: It should be fun, It should be good, right, I
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: think it's gonna be good. You hosted an event on
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: your first year. Yeah good. I mean you know what.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: I can't help that, you know what? Yeah? I mean,
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: come on start you know what I'm saying. Yeah, oh see,
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: I go down. I just go on to the dirty
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: he down you get. So, are you getting paid for
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: what you're hosting? All my money goes till I get
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: from the events like this goes to my foundation. That's
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: not what I asked. That's not what I asked. Are
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: you getting paid for this event? Yeah, but to pay
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: it to me? Okay, he answered it. Yeah, they pay me,
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: but whatever they pay me goes to please. It's a
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: lot of a lot of what a lot of money? Boy?
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: Oh it's served to you. All right. Look, we're years here,
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: so that cost. We're gonna We're gonna move on. Okay.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: See there's a new trend. It's called extreme embalming. Have
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: you guys heard about this? It allows the deceased to
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: attend their own funerals. Funeral homes are now getting requests
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: for extreme embalming, which allows dead bodies to be reserved, preserved,
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: and displayed in lifelike scenarios. For example, the family of
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: Mickey Easterling out of New Orleans used extreme embalming, and
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: at her funeral, Mickey was posed sitting down wearing a
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: feather boa with a glass of champagne in one hand
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: and a cigarette in the other. What this reminds me?
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: He would just come by and yeah, yeah, extreme embalming.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: It's called that's crazy, right. So if you but just okay,
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: let's let's just think about people ain't gonna but if
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: you could do it with a glass of champagne, aim
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: in your hands, think out, thinking out, that would be you, Jack.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: That's what I was gonna ask you, guys, if you
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: could do this, how would you show up a you'd
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: have sound in yours, Jack, you love? That'd be great, yea, everybody,
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: So they would not only be in a certain position,
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: but they'd also say your favorite phrase or your most
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: commonly used phrase. What would Tommy's be it phrase? Anything
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: with a W white you. I'm really why it's the
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: William Damn baby speech. Come on, tom Tommy saying where
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: at least I don't have to listen to any more
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: little timy? All right, Uh, all right, we'll be back
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: You're set show, all right, guys, So we have some
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: good movies to get out to support this weekend. Jay,
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: you are a resident movie guy. I've seen one that's
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: coming out. Which one The Intruder? Michael el Oh, yes,
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: The Intruder. Yeah, it does star Michael Elie of course,
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: and Megan Good and Dennis Quaid as the intruder. Yeah,
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: crazy white man in this movie. He really I love
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: his movies, all of them. And it's a thriller about
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: a couple played by Michael Eli and Megan Good that
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: by home. The couple buys a home from a psycho,
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: and that would be one Dennis Quaid he makes. Yeah,
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: he makes your life a living horror. He don't want
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: to give the house up. I don't want to get
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: a house. So, Jay, is it a scary movie or
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: is it like movie it's just a crazy white man
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: that won't go away. That's basically oh okay, that movie
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: to our head, like, oh man, that movie. But you
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 1: know who's also in this movie though, Joseph Sakora. He
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: plays Tommy on Power when Power Coming. Yeah, okay. And
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: another great movie to catch this weekend is Bolden. Have
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: you guys been seeing the trailers for this one? This
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: looks good. Good, Yeah, it really looks good, Steve. This
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: is a biopic of legendary jazz musician. It's called Bolden.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: I've never heard of this guy. His name is Buddy
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: Bolden and he's credited with being the inventor of jazz,
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 1: the inventor of jazz. It's a great um story of
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 1: his life and his music. It features music that's written
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 1: and performed by another great jazz legend, went to Marsalis.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: So there you go. Yeah, that sounds really good. I
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: will be seeing that both of these this week. Pretty good. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: that sounds good. I like to train as oh doesn't
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: it look good. It's like, uh, Lewis Armstrong and all
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: these other great musicians came after Buddy Bolden. He started it. Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: he's the inventure of Jazz. Ugly Dolls. Oh yeah, Ugly Dolls.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 1: Did you see that? That's a movie for kids. It's
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: called Ugly Dollars and you went to see it? Ja? Yeah,
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: excuse me, I didn't hear you. What what'd you say?
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: You need to tell nobody, nobody. He just like the movies.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: He loves movies. Kid is hemmy scared back in the
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: back end the dog back. What do you eat at
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: the movies? Jay? Oh? Pop point? Oh okay, okay, all right,
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: well that's a good thing. Cheez pretchel. That don't sound good,
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: but go ahead? Is that bad for your get though?
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  Speaker 1: Just popcorn? I just get a small pop okay, can
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  Speaker 1: eat a large one? Or to happen if you eat
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  Speaker 1: a large one from from popcorn from a large soda? Large?
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  Speaker 1: Sholda yeah? Yeah, yeah, Well at least he's not like
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  Speaker 1: boom Step. Yeah, but he has a different way of
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  Speaker 1: having it. On his birthday, on his birthday, he boughs
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  Speaker 1: a piece of cake from Bluebies and he drives under
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  Speaker 1: the porter cache at the emergency room and he's his
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  Speaker 1: cake there in case something. Have the name come out
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  Speaker 1: and cake. That is that not the craziest thing you've
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  Speaker 1: ever heard, but that's boom boom. All right, more of
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  Speaker 1: this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve Jay
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  Speaker 1: is here. Go ahead, you guys, get Jay Brown give
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  Speaker 1: me that hit. Is Mother's Day Sunday? Oh yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so in on of all the mothers next Sunday, all
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  Speaker 1: the mothers check it out. You talk the kids how
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  Speaker 1: to wipe that booty. Let's kid rim you break your
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  Speaker 1: neck bills Mama using a mom of the mom daddy,
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  Speaker 1: she would send me handing. Don't give a damvil Sea.
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  Speaker 1: You love whearing how shoes just understood that when Brown funks,
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  Speaker 1: I don't again. You can't shut you have no betting
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  Speaker 1: is love birst day? Oh Mama saying about your baby
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  Speaker 1: getting because it's your special day. Mama. What I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to say, it's not about me, So abounty you come
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  Speaker 1: to see your day. You ain't got no present. But
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  Speaker 1: I can't say it's not about me. It's all abounty you, Tom.
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  Speaker 1: I'm mother. Can't you kids boys a music? Musical music genie?
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  Speaker 1: I know no, you' save it because I know you
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  Speaker 1: don't need no hear from you. I don't need all that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm team Jay, your music of James. I'm with you. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: what was the strike time? That was good? It was
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  Speaker 1: really good. Yeah, it was really it was good. But
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  Speaker 1: the message in the song really wasn't that good. I
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  Speaker 1: don't have no presence? And then say this what oh yeah?
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  Speaker 1: And the first line had booty in it? What already
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  Speaker 1: you got? You got? You gotta get that booty up
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  Speaker 1: there front. Booty has to be You can't save booty.
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  Speaker 1: Booty can't be last. Get get booty out early? My bad.
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  Speaker 1: He did that this weekend. I got bro man that
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  Speaker 1: Tuesday night. Oh wow from the field flow. Will you
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  Speaker 1: put that booty in there? Boy? You did that thing? Boy?
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  Speaker 1: Keeping your kids gonna be straight? Yeah, because our mom
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  Speaker 1: is whipped down behind man, let me tell you something
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  Speaker 1: what that was it? I think that's the key to
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  Speaker 1: why we we we are what we are? Whatever we
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  Speaker 1: tripped out, that's where they fell out with us right there? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: all right, coming up, last break of the day on
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  Speaker 1: this Friday. It's been a good day, It's been a
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  Speaker 1: good week. We'll be back with Steve and his closing
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  Speaker 1: remarks right after this at forty nine after the hour
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  Speaker 1: you're listening show. All right, here we are Steve. Guys,
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  Speaker 1: last break of the day. Steve send us home with
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  Speaker 1: some great closing remarks for today. Had a good day
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  Speaker 1: to day. Hey, my closing remarks today is something that
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  Speaker 1: i want to share with you all that I've been
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  Speaker 1: kind of a dealing with a lot lately, and I
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  Speaker 1: mean a lot. And the only reason I'm sharing it
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  Speaker 1: with you because I think there's quite a few people
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  Speaker 1: who can relate to this. The thing that I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to correct in my thinking. You know, the Bible says
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  Speaker 1: be anxious for nothing, and there's I'm pretty sure that
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  Speaker 1: are people who could explain this a lot better than me.
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  Speaker 1: But being anxious for nothing means, you know, in other words,
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  Speaker 1: don't worry so much about what's going to happen. Don't
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  Speaker 1: don't want something so badly that it consumes you. Don't
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  Speaker 1: keep wearing about something that you want to see happen,
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  Speaker 1: that you're expecting to receive, that you want to be
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  Speaker 1: gifted that you want to acquire whatever it is, be
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  Speaker 1: anxious for nothing. Think now, that's hard to do. It
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  Speaker 1: really is because naturally, as people, including myself me personally,
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  Speaker 1: I have a tendency to focus on the things that
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  Speaker 1: I want. Here's the problem with it. Here's a twofold
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  Speaker 1: problem with it. When you focus on what you want.
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  Speaker 1: Number one, focusing on it shows a lack of faith.
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  Speaker 1: Because everything you've ever needed, I mean, really, just ask yourself,
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  Speaker 1: hasn't God always done it? I mean, what you need it.
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  Speaker 1: You may not get everything you want. Everything you want
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  Speaker 1: ain't good for y'all can tell you that right now,
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  Speaker 1: I've wanted a whole lot of stuff turned out not
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  Speaker 1: to be good for me. But everything you need it
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  Speaker 1: God has taken care of. So being anxious for his
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  Speaker 1: will to be done I mean, I mean being anxious
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  Speaker 1: for him to do something in your life, which is
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  Speaker 1: something He's always done. It just exhibits a lack of
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  Speaker 1: faith when you become anxious for stuff. The second part
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  Speaker 1: of it is is it causes you to lose focus
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  Speaker 1: on what you already have. And once you lose focus
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  Speaker 1: for what you already have, you are no longer showing
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  Speaker 1: the level of gratitude that you need to exhibit in
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  Speaker 1: order to move your life forward to the next level.
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  Speaker 1: That's a dangerous trap and I find myself in it oftentimes,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm just gonna be I'm just gonna be honest
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  Speaker 1: with you. So what I'm trying to learn and teach
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  Speaker 1: myself and become comfortable with it. It's how not to
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  Speaker 1: be anxious for nothing, realizing that God has always taken
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  Speaker 1: care of me. God has always taken care of you.
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  Speaker 1: God has never been late in this wall. He ain't
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  Speaker 1: ever been late, not now single time. He always comes
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  Speaker 1: through with everything you need. He may not come when
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  Speaker 1: you want him, but he ain't never laid. So I
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  Speaker 1: have to get comfortable in knowing that He has always
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  Speaker 1: come through for me. He has always delivered for me.
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  Speaker 1: So why am I being anxious? And in my anxiousness
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  Speaker 1: for what I don't have, I now cause myself to
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  Speaker 1: lose sight and show the proper amount of gratitude for
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  Speaker 1: what I do have. And gratitude is one of the
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  Speaker 1: major components of the principles of success, because the more
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  Speaker 1: you are grateful for, the more God will give you
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  Speaker 1: to be grateful for. You. See, so sometimes I trick
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  Speaker 1: myself out of blessing by overthinking it, over wanting it.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not saying you're not supposed to want
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  Speaker 1: anything anymore. You will, but don't be anxious for it.
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  Speaker 1: Don't be sitting up frettening about it. He gonna do
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  Speaker 1: what he's supposed to do. And then, in another word,
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  Speaker 1: God don't really need your help to accomplish nothing. He
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  Speaker 1: really don't. He can get all this done without you.
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  Speaker 1: Get out of the way. So you know, though, that's
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  Speaker 1: something right there. It's been one of the main focuses.
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  Speaker 1: And when I get it right. When I when I'm
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  Speaker 1: not anxious for nothing and I do show the right
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  Speaker 1: amount of gratitude for what I've already been given, it
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  Speaker 1: releases pressure from me. You know, you've heard old people say,
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  Speaker 1: if you're gonna pray about it, don't worry about it,
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  Speaker 1: and if you're gonna weary about it, don't pray about it.
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  Speaker 1: And you know, sometimes in my anxiousness, I'm praying for
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  Speaker 1: stuff over and over and over. But you know, if
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna pray about it, you got you got you
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  Speaker 1: gotta not worry about it. But if you're anxious for something,
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  Speaker 1: you're worrying about it, just worrying about it, and that
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  Speaker 1: right there is not the way that it's done. It's
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  Speaker 1: just not the way it's done. And I've been learning
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  Speaker 1: over the past month or so really how to focus
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  Speaker 1: on that a lot better. And that may be something
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  Speaker 1: that you might be looking at two or going through
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  Speaker 1: And I just wanted to share that with you because
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  Speaker 1: you know, it could be something that you might be
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  Speaker 1: dealing with two. And I'm just sharing with you that
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  Speaker 1: you ain't the only one going through it. You ain't
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  Speaker 1: the only one feeling some kind of way about it.
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  Speaker 1: That in actuality, a lot of people might be doing it,
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  Speaker 1: and we're doing it injustice to ourselves. So be anxious
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  Speaker 1: for nothing, trusting the fact that God has always taken
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  Speaker 1: care of you way better than you've taken care of yourself.
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