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Steve in UAE, Voice Mail, Sheryl Underwood, Loose Camel Toes and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know y'all have a sun giving them like the
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  Speaker 1: million bucks things and not through good to mother. Please,
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  Speaker 1: I don't join joining you turn you you gotta turn
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  Speaker 1: to turn them out. Turn you haven't got to turn
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  Speaker 1: them out. The water the water go. Come come on
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  Speaker 1: your fad uh huh. I show will a good marning everybody,
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  Speaker 1: y'all listening to the voice, Come on dig me now,
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  Speaker 1: one and only Steve Harvey, I got a radio show.
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  Speaker 1: Real grateful for that. You know, it's funny, man. I
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  Speaker 1: remember when I first started out in radio, A lot
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  Speaker 1: of my peers laughed at me. Some of it was
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  Speaker 1: being mean spirited, some of it was just you know,
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  Speaker 1: marking me. I'm used to stuff like that. But I
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  Speaker 1: had as a special guest on my show, Joel Oldstein,
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  Speaker 1: and you know something, man, he says something that was
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  Speaker 1: I can't remember the scripture. I don't know exactly how
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  Speaker 1: I where. Like we were having a long conversation, but
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  Speaker 1: the gist of it was, don't be upset with where
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  Speaker 1: you are now, and don't be upset with the small
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  Speaker 1: things in your life. Be grateful for the small things
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  Speaker 1: and a small position that you have right now because
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  Speaker 1: you don't know where that's going. You don't know what
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  Speaker 1: that's gonna be one day. You don't know what that's
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  Speaker 1: gonna lead to. And that was very warming to hear
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  Speaker 1: him say that. But it also reminded me of when
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  Speaker 1: I started in radio, how small it was. It reminded
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  Speaker 1: me of when I started in stand up making twenty
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  Speaker 1: five dollars a show. It reminds me of not having
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  Speaker 1: a home at a period in my life and what
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  Speaker 1: God has allowed me to live in now. So don't
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  Speaker 1: be distraught over your position now, and don't be ungrateful
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  Speaker 1: or unappreciative for the things you have now because you
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  Speaker 1: don't know what that's going to grow into. And that's
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  Speaker 1: really the gist of that I got from what he
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  Speaker 1: was saying. I just wanted to share that with you,
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  Speaker 1: that where you are now it's so temporary because now,
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  Speaker 1: like I've said before, now as a fleeting moment. Right
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  Speaker 1: after you fits saying, now, that moment that you claimed
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  Speaker 1: as now, that's gone. So the where you are now
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  Speaker 1: is a very fleeting process. Now you can change where
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  Speaker 1: you are now, and you can change how you feel
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  Speaker 1: about where you're at now, and you can change about
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  Speaker 1: where you're going by simply changing your mind. It is
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  Speaker 1: no difference. I'm telling you, folks, the thing that I've
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  Speaker 1: learned about successful people is not so much what they do.
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  Speaker 1: It's not what they have. The biggest thing I've learned
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  Speaker 1: about successful people is how they think. That's the thing
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  Speaker 1: that's different. It's how they think. And I'm telling you
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  Speaker 1: that you can change the way you think on any
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  Speaker 1: subject and start becoming successful towards that. Starting now, you
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  Speaker 1: have to understand that. Man, the biggest difference I've noticed
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  Speaker 1: between successful people and non successful people is how they think.
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  Speaker 1: I was reading what is God said that he was
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  Speaker 1: taught all wrong about money. He said that his father
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  Speaker 1: was very negative about money. He all throughout his life
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  Speaker 1: he heard his father to say, you know, people who
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  Speaker 1: got money have walked on somebody to get it, or
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  Speaker 1: cheated somebody to get it. People who have money, money
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  Speaker 1: is the root of all evil. Money is money is
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  Speaker 1: this And people who got money, you know, don't deserve it.
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  Speaker 1: They've done something wrong to get it, YadA, y'all. So,
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  Speaker 1: he said he grew up the whole time thinking that
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  Speaker 1: having money when something was wrong with that, he discovered
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  Speaker 1: that it wasn't look. You can choose to be successful
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  Speaker 1: in anywhere you want to. I've chosen several ways to
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  Speaker 1: be successful. I want to be a very, very successful father.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's one of the things that's paramount in
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  Speaker 1: my life that I really am working hard right now
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  Speaker 1: to become a successful father. Not a successful father in
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  Speaker 1: terms of money, but a successful father in terms of
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  Speaker 1: offering the amount of love and guidance and leadership and
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  Speaker 1: the example that my children need to look at. That's
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  Speaker 1: what I'm really really working hard at now. I want
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  Speaker 1: to be successful as a father, but also I want
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  Speaker 1: to be successful as a husband. You know. I want
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  Speaker 1: Marjorie to always know that she can count on me,
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  Speaker 1: to not have to wonder about me a look for me.
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  Speaker 1: You know. I want her to feel secure in the
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  Speaker 1: fact that I really have gotten it right, that I
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  Speaker 1: really am focused on being a good husband to her
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  Speaker 1: because it means so much to me, you know. So
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  Speaker 1: I'm working hard on a lot of levels. I'm working hard.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying very strong to be a successful motivator of people.
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  Speaker 1: I want to be a sharer of information to people
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  Speaker 1: that will uplift others. And give others the same things
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  Speaker 1: that I've learned through the trials and tribulations of my life.
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  Speaker 1: But at the same time share that information and use
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  Speaker 1: the power this microphone to uplift people, you know, not
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  Speaker 1: to destroy. My show is not about guess what's so
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  Speaker 1: and so said? Guess what's so and so did. I
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  Speaker 1: don't like mean spirited things about people, you know. I
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  Speaker 1: joke with people calling this that's another thing. But I
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  Speaker 1: don't like destroying people with the power to microphone. So
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  Speaker 1: I'm working very hard on being successful in a lot
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  Speaker 1: of areas of my life. Also, I do care about
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  Speaker 1: being financially successful too, because my father. One of the
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  Speaker 1: gifts he gave me was very simple gift. He told
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  Speaker 1: me a long time ago. He says, son, the best
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  Speaker 1: thing you can do for poor people is not be
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  Speaker 1: one of them. And that stuck with me. And this
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  Speaker 1: was a hard working man who was a coal miner
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  Speaker 1: who worked construction his entire life. My father didn't have
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  Speaker 1: an easy life man. My father didn't sit behind a microphone.
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  Speaker 1: My father didn't come to work and people cheered for him.
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  Speaker 1: My father wasn't famous. My father was just a go
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  Speaker 1: get it dude that he instilled that in me, and
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  Speaker 1: I've taken that and applied it to my craft and
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  Speaker 1: I thank God for him for that. But I do
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  Speaker 1: try to be financially successful so that I can do
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  Speaker 1: some things with it to help some other people. Now,
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  Speaker 1: am I opposed to having nice things? No? Do I
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  Speaker 1: apologize for having nice things? No? And why should I?
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  Speaker 1: I work? I work? You know, I'm done. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: on the radio asking to give me money, you know,
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  Speaker 1: so I can go buy a car. I'm working. So
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  Speaker 1: I don't feel how you want to feel. And other
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  Speaker 1: people do feel that way about it. But if success
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  Speaker 1: in terms of finance it's what you're lacking, you can
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  Speaker 1: go about the business of doing that. I'm writing a
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  Speaker 1: book and that whole book is about teaching people how
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  Speaker 1: to become successful. And man, I'm breaking it down in
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  Speaker 1: a way where everybody can get it, man, because I
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  Speaker 1: want the college student to get it, you know. I
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  Speaker 1: want the working mom to get it, the single mom
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  Speaker 1: to get it. The hard working father that has been
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  Speaker 1: trying to hold his family together can get it. The
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  Speaker 1: father that ain't ever got it together and feel that
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  Speaker 1: because of that reason, he can't be the father he
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  Speaker 1: needs to be. I'm writing something man, to put it
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  Speaker 1: into words, to let you know that God is a
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  Speaker 1: forgiving God, and that God is a merciful God, and
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  Speaker 1: that God can get you out of any situation you
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  Speaker 1: find yourself in. You just can't beat yourself up every
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  Speaker 1: time you make a mistake, mistakes all the time. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I just got to remind myself to get up. I
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  Speaker 1: ask God for forgiveness, I call on his mercy and
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  Speaker 1: it's grace and I get up and I go again.
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  Speaker 1: But it's coming, man. And if finance success is what
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  Speaker 1: you want, you got to change your mind. You got
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  Speaker 1: to start thinking about how to produce it. The first
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  Speaker 1: thing you do is you gotta ask. You gotta ask
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  Speaker 1: to have a life and have a life more abundantly.
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  Speaker 1: That's a scripture that He comes to you to give
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  Speaker 1: you life and to give you life more abundantly. That's
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  Speaker 1: a scripture that ain't a joke, that ain't a theory.
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  Speaker 1: That's a fact, and the fact that if you don't
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  Speaker 1: have a life of abundance, you can get that by asking.
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  Speaker 1: Then it starts by believing. And how to don't even
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  Speaker 1: worry about that. He takes care of at himself. He'll
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  Speaker 1: send the stuff your way, but you got to be
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  Speaker 1: willing to put some effort in this thing now, and
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  Speaker 1: you can do it. Okay. I know I was a
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  Speaker 1: little around the place today, but that's what it was,
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  Speaker 1: so you know, let's go get it. You're listening morning show.
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  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the ride. This is the
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. As usual for the remainder of
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  Speaker 1: twenty twenty, I'm allowing Roscoe Wallace, one of the greatest
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  Speaker 1: loons singers, greatest lounge singers, writers producers of all time,
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  Speaker 1: to come on here and explain his three trillion dollar
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  Speaker 1: lawsuit against the entire music industry. Ladies and gentlemen, here,
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  Speaker 1: he is the legend, Roscoe Wallace. We bring Sue Slow.
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  Speaker 1: How I like about man? We're going on, Tom. What's
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  Speaker 1: going on? Roscoe? Julia, Baby, We're going on Roscoe. My
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  Speaker 1: hero was at the Boy I know very shilling Sho
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  Speaker 1: was a baby girl on Roscoe. Happy holidays. We're going
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  Speaker 1: over here, Mississippi. I know they don't allow you to talk.
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  Speaker 1: We're little cuteed. Yeah, call ain't here's a win or
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  Speaker 1: Jay don't ever comes to win on you? Hey, listen today,
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  Speaker 1: I want to explain to you the three trillion dollars lawsuit.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do a song today because I think
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  Speaker 1: it's evidential by now that out of wrote everything that
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  Speaker 1: anybody ever saying. Okay, but I want to up to
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  Speaker 1: yaya so to speak. What they say, you know, then
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  Speaker 1: they go on and really get the thing on and
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  Speaker 1: probably get it cracking. I'm especially this is just how
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna draw more attention to the lawsuit. I'm calling
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  Speaker 1: out record labels and I want to start with the
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  Speaker 1: infamous and let them know that they're down blasts right now.
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  Speaker 1: Death Roll Records, death Roll hauling them out, death Row
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  Speaker 1: or anybody ever been on it, anybody had a chain,
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  Speaker 1: anybody'd been sitting up in the electric chair, anybody all
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  Speaker 1: they all your blast? Okay, ain't but what you wrote something?
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  Speaker 1: Death Roll? Oh, don't come on now, California, How do
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  Speaker 1: you want it? How does it feel? All of the
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  Speaker 1: many chronic album all okay? Anybody old el fat shook,
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  Speaker 1: owe me all that. I just want to make that
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  Speaker 1: announcement and let y'all know that I'm up to you.
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  Speaker 1: Got a minimum. Let Junior talked to Steve right quick
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  Speaker 1: thank y'all tomorrow have another song, But today I wanted
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  Speaker 1: to really draw attention to the lawsuit by calling out
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  Speaker 1: death row record. Thanks at the office, you know, they
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  Speaker 1: exchanging gifts now, you know, like if you ever got
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  Speaker 1: to give you own life, what do you tell people
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  Speaker 1: they get your gift your own life at the office. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I don't really tell nobody. I don't like that, gil.
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  Speaker 1: I just don't never use it. And I make sure
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  Speaker 1: you know that I don't use it. Like if you
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  Speaker 1: give me a like if I'm working you give me
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  Speaker 1: a coffee cup, you know, I make sure you see
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  Speaker 1: me in the break room with the other coffee cup.
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  Speaker 1: You know, stuff like that. You know, hey, you ain't
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  Speaker 1: gotta get into it. Who would people just put it
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  Speaker 1: in their face in a slick way, you know what
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying. That a lot of stuff up though. All right,
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  Speaker 1: all right, well, thank you Stephen Junior. You're coming up
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  Speaker 1: at thirty two minutes after the hour. We're gonna start
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  Speaker 1: the show off with Nephew, Tommy's run that Prank Back.
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  Speaker 1: Right after this you're listening to show, It is time
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  Speaker 1: to start our morning off with run that Prank Back.
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  Speaker 1: So Nephew, it's on you what you got? All right? Here,
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  Speaker 1: bring my breast back. I want my breast back, Eddie,
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  Speaker 1: I want my breath. Let go. Hello, I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: reach Oliver. Yeah, this is him. Hey, you married you
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  Speaker 1: and you engaged in Madison? Right? Yes, I am. There's
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  Speaker 1: a problem with it or something? What's up? No? No,
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  Speaker 1: no, no no, no. My name is Ricky. Man. Have you
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  Speaker 1: heard about the last person that she was engaged too? Well,
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  Speaker 1: she kind of spoke briefly about you, you know what. Man.
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  Speaker 1: First of all, let me just say this congratulations. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: let me let me be the first say that. Congratulations
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  Speaker 1: for y'all getting engaged. And I hope it worked with y'all. Okay, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: here here's why I call uh. We got we got
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  Speaker 1: a situation at hand that we kind of need to
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  Speaker 1: clear up between you and I. So what is it?
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  Speaker 1: And me and you? Got a little conversation we need
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  Speaker 1: to have about property? Well we're talking about property? What property?
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  Speaker 1: And the property we lived in? Him? What are you
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  Speaker 1: talking about? This is my property? Okay, Now I'm not
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  Speaker 1: talking about your house or something like that. Oh I
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  Speaker 1: got some property over there that belonged to me, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out how we can rectify the problem. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm quite sure if it's something not to pack up
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  Speaker 1: or whatever, you can come and get it. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what do you have over here in my house
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  Speaker 1: that's yours? Okay, the ash for the ashwad breast that
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  Speaker 1: she had belonged to me, the breast breast. I bought
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  Speaker 1: her some breast I plant. Man, I ain't know nothing
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  Speaker 1: about nor the breast in plants. Okay, you might not
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  Speaker 1: know nothing about it, but the bottom line is I
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  Speaker 1: spend ten thousand dollars or some breasting plants, and I
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  Speaker 1: want my property back, buddy. Man. Ye, no, man, you're
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  Speaker 1: not getting back. What are you talking about? Breshing plan?
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  Speaker 1: I ain't know nothing about that. Man. Hey, man, I
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  Speaker 1: understand you now knowing about it, but I'm calling you
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  Speaker 1: like a man explaining it to you. Know. I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to let you know. You know, I bought her some
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  Speaker 1: breasts and plants. Now that's my property now, just like
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  Speaker 1: just like when it don't work out with with U.
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  Speaker 1: An engagement don't work out, you want your ring back, Well,
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  Speaker 1: I want my breast back. Oh no, man, if you
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  Speaker 1: had gave a ring, you can get that back. But
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  Speaker 1: this just man, what do you I mean? Come on, man,
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  Speaker 1: you can't get back. Hey man, I'm getting them back.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I'm gonna be over there every other week being
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  Speaker 1: happy with without involve No, no, that ain't. That ain't
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  Speaker 1: what's gonna happen. No, no, little brother, that ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: happen there. I don't know what you're calling for about
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  Speaker 1: ten thousand dollars the breasting places you ain't getting. You
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  Speaker 1: come over here if you want to. When you're with somebody,
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  Speaker 1: when you lose them, you lose every damn thing you
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  Speaker 1: paid for. So if you brought us and you're them,
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  Speaker 1: you should have bought when you got married. You know
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. You should have waited then boughted them.
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  Speaker 1: Shut them mine. I'm gonna be over here. That's what
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do with your breast and plans. So your
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  Speaker 1: money was well spent. You ain't get back. Move on
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  Speaker 1: in your life. Hey man, you don't tell me when
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  Speaker 1: and when when I supposed to by I bout someone.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like it. But the bottom line, here's them
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  Speaker 1: breast belong to me. Now. No, they're gonna work. We're
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  Speaker 1: gonna somebody gonna pay me a ten thousand dollars one
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  Speaker 1: way or the up. Oh no, no, you ain't getting
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  Speaker 1: nothing back here, man. You got to move on with
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  Speaker 1: your life. Man. When y'all broke up, y'all running together.
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  Speaker 1: No motive left with us. She walked away with him. Man,
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  Speaker 1: that's it. That's over. I'm sorry. Let me say something
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  Speaker 1: to you. Man, I'm coming over Hell, I'm coming over
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  Speaker 1: there and have a conversation with Madison about this, because
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  Speaker 1: that's who ever dently. I need to talk to you. No,
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  Speaker 1: you're not talking to nobody over here. You're talking to
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  Speaker 1: me like you say, Man to man, I'm letting you know. Man,
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  Speaker 1: your loss, your lost. Man. You don't get nothing. I
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  Speaker 1: can't even get my number. You get money. Let me
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  Speaker 1: get your number so I can call you back when
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  Speaker 1: she on the way home. My number on the breath,
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  Speaker 1: the number on the brush, two thousand dollars, that's your number. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: Well I'm gonna check it. I'm gonna show check it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna look at it every day because you ain't
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  Speaker 1: getting nothing back brother than mine. You're lost. Man, it's over.
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  Speaker 1: Let me ask you this, man, have you even bought
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  Speaker 1: the ring from out of it. Yeah, I've bought the ring.
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  Speaker 1: That's what you do when you get engaged. I paid,
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  Speaker 1: the ring is bought. Brother, way, you're I must ring
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  Speaker 1: calls aboudy nine thousand dollars. That's a nice ring. Feet
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  Speaker 1: the breast calls more than the damn ring. You're a
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  Speaker 1: cheatmer man, Man, you man, I mean I don't about
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  Speaker 1: the ring you talk about. Look, dude, she going then?
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  Speaker 1: Breasts ain't yours no more? Man, you don't get back here.
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  Speaker 1: If it was wearing a pair of shoes or something,
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  Speaker 1: I key that back. So whatnot? Hey man, all I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna say is this here. I'm gonna come over there
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  Speaker 1: and have a conversation with Madison about my breast because
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  Speaker 1: the breath bloss to me. You're not coming over here
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  Speaker 1: and getting nothing. She ain't even here. But you can
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  Speaker 1: bring your over here. You come over here with your
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  Speaker 1: chest pushed out, I'm gonna push it back in for
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  Speaker 1: your brother. Don't I got two breaths over there? You
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  Speaker 1: tell them is five thousand dollars. I won't both fu man, Look,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't getting who g is you. You call every
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  Speaker 1: extral friend you break up with wanting, But I call
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  Speaker 1: the ones that I'm in bought breast blow. Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good damn wedding gifts. I guess he don't. Hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: don't don't let me tell you something. Don't you touch
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  Speaker 1: my damn breast? You hear me? Man, look here, man,
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• 19:48
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  Speaker 1: good man, You got me good man. Thank you very much.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you nephew, and thank you Steve for that question
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: coming up, asked the CELLO Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: in the building. Right after this, you're listening Stry Morning
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  Speaker 1: Show coming up at the top of the hour, Miss
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  Speaker 1: Anne is standing by with our national news and in
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  Speaker 1: entertainment news, Chris Cuomo, all right, is suing CNN. You
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: heard me, writes Chris Cuomo is suing CNN. Erica Badou
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: is engaged. We'll talk about all of these stories at
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour, but right now it is
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: time for Steve's favorite segment. Asked the CLO Chief Love Officer,
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey. Ready for your love questions, And this one
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: is from Corey in Orlando. Corey writes, some thirty three
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  Speaker 1: and my older brother is thirty seven. He's coming to
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  Speaker 1: town for the holidays, and he wants to bring female
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: that's not his girlfriend and tell my parents that they
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: shouldn't allow him to do it, but my dad said
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: it's fine. His girlfriend stuck by his side while he
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: was in law school and helped him out financially. Now
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: that he's past the bar, he's parading around this little
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: white attorney he works with. Should I confront him or
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: avoid family time with him. Wow, well bro, oh that's
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: you know. Look man, uh, your brother gets to make
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: the decisions for his life for what he want to make.
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  Speaker 1: He's bringing somebody else at dinner and it ain't his
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: girlfriend who now I mean, I mean, okay, Shirley. Did
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: they say this was for Christmas? For the holidays? So
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: now let me ask you a question. How do you
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: leave your girlfriend at home for the holidays and bring
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: another girl? Have you ever thought, younger brother, that the
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: girlfriend ain't in the picture? No more? Could that be?
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: Because when you do, you ain't coming around for the
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: holidays and you're bringing one over for other holidays. That's
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: a change. You got another problem because the girl white,
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: Because you wrote that in the letter. Yeah, that's what's
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: really on. And the sister helped him out. But that
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: don't mean you got you get that, don't don't mean that.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: Don't mean you're gonna make the whole cut, you know
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: now I know it about that. Well, that's the one
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: that stuck with you. Well, that ain't the one you like. Not.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: The problem is he braved his white girl. You got
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: a problem. You to go your parents not to let
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: him do that he thirty seven your daddy and said
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: let him do what he want to do, and broad
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: it's your brother's business. Now I would avoid. Yeah, there
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: you go the White Crouse. He heard the song and
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: he's having it. Obviously been dreaming about it, just like
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: the song. So now you know you saw the movie.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: Guess who coming to dinner? Well, they don't confront your
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: brother about what that's your brother, business man? You bring
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: who you on over for holidays? Quit tripping here, your
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: brother pat trip? All right? Moving on, deres and little
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: Rock says, I listened to you guys online and you
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: have said that men and women cannot be best friends
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: unless sex is involved. I want clarification because I've had him.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: Now what I said, go ahead, I've had a male
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: best friend for almost ten years, and now that he
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: is divorced, he wants to stay overnight at my house
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: on the weekend. I am not attracted to him at all.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Do you think he's trying to sleep with me? What
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: is going on? What you think? Whatever? What your running
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: asked to spend a night at your house? Folks hotels,
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: He can stay in his house. Now, what I did
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: not say is you can't be best friends without sex involved.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: I didn't say that. I said, it's hard for a
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: man to be best friends with the woman he's attracted to. Thus,
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: this man is attracted to you, and now that he
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: got a divorce, he don't want to be your friend
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: no more. He want to sleep with you. He want
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: to slumber party. Yeah, no, damn at all. Okay, then
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: now we have a problem. But I told you how
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: men are. I didn't tell you how women are. I said,
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: if a man is attracted to you, he will lay
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: and wait till as a cracking the door. He got
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: a divorce, he thinked that's the cracking the door. Now
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: all of a sudden, y'all friendship, he won't sleep with you. Now,
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: that's what I said, and what I stand by what
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: I say, and all these men and out hit No man,
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: I have very attractive women that I'm not. Yeah, but
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: you would if you could. Dog. So now listen in
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: that conversation. Next question, Shirley, I said, as I know
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. Money in Greenville, says my mother
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: and I dated the same man in the past, and
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: now he's married to a lady we go to church with.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: I don't talk to my mother anymore. And I don't
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: fool with this woman. I want to know why he
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: felt the need to cheat on me with my mom
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: and then this older lady at the church. I could
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: see if it was a sugar mama situation, but it wasn't.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: Why did he feel like she should be a better
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: wife than me? It's eating at me? So how do
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: I get closure? Wow, You're not gonna get no closure
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: from him. You need closure with yourself, You and your
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: mama dating a man with hoish tendencies. A man with
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: howish tendencies has dated you, your mama and now another
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: woman at the church. What what is it? You need
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: closure home? Y'all? Was all attracted to a hoish man,
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: not a man that took his act somewhere else. He don't,
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: won't you? And why would you want him? He didn't
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: slept with your mama and the other woman at the church.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: And I can promise you it's some mote. He's a
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: woman of the church. It's okay, it's some mote. You
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: pull off a stunt like this, it is cause you're
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: good at it. It's some mote. Why am I not
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: good enough? You? You dodged a bullet? Yeah, man, you're out, lady.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: Come on, give yourself break. Yes, you have your closure,
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: you're married anyway? What church? Y'all go to man at
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: the past's office about this? What's happening. Ain't nobody that
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: pulled into the office about this is right here? Y'alln't
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: have no church counseling. It's just popping off hass to
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: just man him? How many times he to married him?
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: All right, let's go, all right, Jeanette and Michigan says,
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: I'm fifty seven years young and I have a weight
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: loss surgery and I got a nos job. I was
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: dating a man that didn't mind my weight and said
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: he loved my big old nose. Now that I've healed
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: a bit, I try to rekindle the flame with him,
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: but he said he's only attracted to big girl. I've
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: done online dating and I had a blind date, but
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: nobody turns me on like Mike. Heck, if it's real love,
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: why the size matter? Is he making up excuses because
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: he's moved on? Wow? He making up excuses because he
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: liked what he liked. He liked them thick, you're the
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: lost weight. He liked thick, big nose women wide, No
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: now you're the lost weight and got your damn nose
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: cut down. Now he didn't went from dating Neil Carter
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: to Michael Jackson. He don't want that? Can she put
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: the nose back on the old Is that? No? You
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: know how they put the makeup on your nose to
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: make it look thinner. Yeah, probably widen that brushstroke out
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: a little bit, trying to make you no look wilder
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: or just forget about him. But as long as you
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: feel good about yourself, all right, thank you, Dayton, Glenda
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: to Barbie. At the top of the hour, we'll have
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: some entertainment in national news for you. Right after this,
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: you're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show. Well, as
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: we previously told you, Chris Cuomo is officially out at CNN.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: His contract isn't up yet, and he's reportedly preparing to
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: sue the network if they don't cough up at least
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: eighteen million dollars to cover what's left up his contract.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: Sources still the New York Post that Chris is lawyered
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: up and ready to drag CNN to court over the
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: rest of the four year contract he signed last year.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: The contract was reportedly worth six million dollars a year,
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: meaning he'd be owed between eighteen and twenty million plus.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: Sources say he'd also be asking for damages, but an
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: insider says CNN has no intention of paying Cuomo a penny.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: After all, CNN apparently has a morality clause in their
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: contract that means an employee can be booted if they
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: do anything of disrepute. Wow, that's in all television contracts.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: So he's gonna have a tough time doing that. But
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: I think they fired him unjustly in my opinion, because
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: he supported his brother and he's a lawyer. He gave
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: his brother advice. What would you do if it was
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: your brother? So everybody, I don't see how that's he's
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: a lawyer. I mean, you know it's his brother. I
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: mean I don't. I don't even know what's attorney client privileges.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: You could say I was advising him on a legal basis,
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: and I'm a lawyer, so I gave him attorney client privilege.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't. I like Chris Cromo, though
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: I do too. Yeah, let's get after it. I'm going down.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: I'm going down with my brother A Yeah. And the
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: same thing that they would help their brother. Everybody I
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: don't know who, I don't know who wouldn't all right?
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: And other entertainment news. As we move on, congratulations are
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: in order for our girl, Erica Baddu. Erica recently announced
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: that she's engaged to Jeron Atkinson and or at Kisson.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: Here's to my guy and setting intentions, breathing easy, moving
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: in Unison finally blended family harmonics. She said in her
• 31:30
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• 31:34
  Speaker 1: school called Earth with you Jiron at Kison Family. First.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: While fans were excited about the news, some were really
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: surprised because there is a twenty three year age difference
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: between the two. Erica took them to task on Twitter.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: She says, why is it that every time there's an
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: article about a woman over thirty, the journalists mentioned age? Interesting? Wow,
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: twenty three years. Quincy Jones said, the key to living
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: a long life is make sure that you and the
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: woman you with the age don't equal one hundred. That's
• 32:17
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• 32:34
  Speaker 1: that one, Quincy, good wow, it ain't smart dog It
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: ain't smart. Sixty Okay, you sixty? She gotta be forty, Max.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: That's it. Congratulations Erica at least sad sad news guys. Um,
• 32:56
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• 33:00
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• 33:03
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• 33:08
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• 33:11
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• 33:19
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  Speaker 1: you are still in the UAE. Tell us what you're
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  Speaker 1: working on and what's happening this weekend with the Miss
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: Universe pageant. I can't tell you. What I'm working on
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• 34:08
  Speaker 1: threw another body blow. Answer, did you hear No? I
• 34:12
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• 34:14
  Speaker 1: you do it? You didn't hear it? It's Universe pageant. Damn.
• 34:19
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• 34:29
  Speaker 1: I ain't flipping nothing. That's what you said. They still
• 34:32
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• 34:47
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• 34:52
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• 35:12
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• 35:26
  Speaker 1: we all saw it. We all saw it. Yeah, what
• 35:31
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• 35:39
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• 35:42
  Speaker 1: the show. At least, get it right. I don't know
• 35:44
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• 35:47
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• 35:50
  Speaker 1: be done and all this is sometimes we just want
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: to cut the show on and watch it without having
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: to pray for the hosts and all this heads threats.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: Didn't you? Oh that's really funny. You said it. I'm
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: only repeating what you said. That's why I sent your
• 36:12
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• 36:19
  Speaker 1: we go back so early? Because your ass don't need
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: to be here. That's why I bay take your hate
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: mass on home. I ain't got no gig to go
• 36:30
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• 36:35
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• 36:38
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• 36:59
  Speaker 1: here we go. First one is a birthday shout out, Steve. Ave.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: Tomorrow is my wife's birthday, and I would like you
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: to represent her today. Happy birthday to Selena because I'm
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: trying to reach you all day and I would like
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: you to do that over the Morning show tomorrow because
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: he listened, left you Tommy prank every morning and I
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: will appreciate if you projest do that for me as
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: a man. Thank you. Okay, okay, We're gonna do this
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: for you as a man and a fellow countryman. What
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: is his name? Selena? Yes, wife, man, No, I know
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: her name is Selena, but what is his name? So
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: we'll know who he from? Oh my god, So you
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: leave a message as a man, and you don't want
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: to tell us the man name. So here we go.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: Happy birthday to all this Seelenas in the world, because
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: we don't know which one of your man's called it
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: to ask us to tell you. So to all of
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: the Selenas and around the world, Happy birthday, say Lena.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: We don't want to miss not now one of you.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: Because I'm a man and he asked me as a
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: man to do it for a man from my country.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: I have no idea what this accent is from, for
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: the nation, what continent. I don't have any idea, maybe
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: of a Caribbean islists or if there as they say,
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: Lena and the Caribbean's happy birthday. If y'all from Africa,
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: happy birthday. If you are from Asia, happy birthday. We
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: don't know. Happy birthday to you. We don't know who
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: he is, but from the man to man, the birthday,
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: said Lena. She listen to time me place every day. Lena,
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: happy birthday, Birthday. Let's go to the next voice messages
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: that call from prison, Steve, Hey, what's going on on
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: the Steve my name. I'm currently incarcerated. I've been listening
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: to you guys since step even before, and I just
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: got my hands on the cell phone. And I'm really
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: trying to prank my fiance. If you could please have
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: en every time to call me back. I really want
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: a prank her, she said, ain't the way you guys, whatever,
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: prank her and I'll greatly appreciate it that I'm a
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: big fan of yours. I'll listen to you every morning.
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: Thank you. Hey, dog, we don't want to understand it
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  Speaker 1: if you know, hey, hey time. First of all, I
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  Speaker 1: want to say, Dog, I love you, man, I appreciate you.
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  Speaker 1: I hope I hope you can get out soon, get
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: back to your family and everything. And I love you, man,
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: I appreciate you. Listen to me. I'm trying to be encouraging.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: But if you think that we've been to call a
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: cell phone number back in a state or federal institution,
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: which is against a law that can have us on
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: the same block you on two doors down doing time
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: for committing a federal expense so we could break your
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: damn girlfriend. You to call it to the wrong damn
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: bunty show man. We can't knock riff, my damn nephew
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: can't call you. We can't our name can't pop up
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: pop up on his cell phone. And then if the
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: a thought has come in and conversate your cell phone
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: and then start going through the numbers and find out
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: what you were doing. And now our number name come up,
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: you're talking uncle Steve and all this. I'm too old
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: and pretty to go to place. I can't do it. Dog,
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: a lot of money, I ain't gonna do good in
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: no prison. And Thomas show. Ain't gonna make it down
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: that call. No, not gonna have not gonna have my
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: nephew in that tossing him round in these sales and things.
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  Speaker 1: I love you, dog, I appreciate you, dou man. I'm
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: gonna pray for you. We're not gonna be able to
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: call you back on this easily. A quiet sale phone
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: that is at all right, coming up next the nephew
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: speaking of him with a frank phone call. Right after this,
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour. Right about four minutes after.
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: It's my strawberry letter for today, the subject behind the
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: Christmas Tree. We'll find out what's going on behind the tree.
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  Speaker 1: And just a few but right now the nephew is
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: here with today's frank phone call. What you got for
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: its nav This right here is called your son and
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: My All Your son and my daughter run the print. Hello, Hello,
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Darren's Darren's Father's this Darren's father. Yes,
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: it's Darren saying listen, I'm calling you. Lashawanda is my daughter.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: She goes to college up there with your son. Uh.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm getting the word I got a few minutes ago.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: Was that the two of them then run off and
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: then got married together. I don't know what what what
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: what make them run off and get married? Like? Wait
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait where did you hear this from?
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: I just got a phone call from one of the
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: kids at the school saying that they didn't that this.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: The girl grew up with it, went to grew up
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: with an all too grade school. She called it said,
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: Lashonda and Darren then the run off and got married together.
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: And they done that, they say they done yesterday. But wait, wait,
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: my father ain't my friend? Ain't I talked to him?
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: Uh my three days ago here? He ain't nothing like that?
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: I know it used to day. I've been calling Shanda
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: and call it. Ain't nobody picking up? And I'm calling
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: this the boys. They give me the boy phone numb
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: and I'll call him and ain't nobody picking up in
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: theirs or nothing. Dude, ain't it ain't like my baby
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: girl to do like nothing like this here. But it's
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: not like my son do nothing like that without talking
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: to me first. So let me call down there and
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: talked to Darren and uh, I can't give me your number.
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: I'll call you back. I'm going down there in that
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: school myself. I'm gonna find both of them. Now, I'm
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: gonna call you to let you know his No. If
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: I'm find out my baby girl and then ran off
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: and got married because she didn't got pregnant, I promise
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: you I'm gonna do something that boy. Ye, if you
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: got my baby pregnant him, wait a minute, now, wait
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: a minute. Now, he doesn't do nothing to my son.
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: I understand about your daughter. That's my son. Now you're
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: going down and put your hands on my son. If
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: if you got my if you come my only baby
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: I got well, I understand that's your only baby, but
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: that's that's my only son. And you tell me I
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: was gonna put your ass on, You're gonna have a problem.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: If you got my baby pregnant, your son Darren going,
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna beat it. I mean, what's your name again?
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: What's your name? It dealing? My name is my baby?
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: Which what's your name? What's your name dil it? I know?
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: How did you tell your damn that? Look at mister Dillard. Uh,
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: you're not gonna put your ass on my son. Let
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: me bring hem. And the only reason I didn't see
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: her doing something like that because I'm taller, I'm toly
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: years and years and years. You don't make no baby.
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: You don't make no baby not be married. Don't do it.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: He went on. And God, man, that means you're trying
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: to make it right that wish you did, mister Diller,
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: mister Diller, listen to me. Now. I understand that's your
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: daughter she's putting or whatever. But let me talk to
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: my son before you go down there trying to do
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: something crazy. Okay, let me tell you something. Your son
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: didn't curse my baby girl and be getting married and
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: he didn't gotta bring it. I know what's going on.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: I know what it is. My son ain't done nothing
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: to your daughter. Let me call down there and talk
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: to him before you talk about going down there and
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: putting your hands on somebody. I told my maby the
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: little dog, he ain't number the dog? Who who? Who? Who?
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: But don't be choosing my son of being no damn third. Now, Well,
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: what kind of man wrong to getting mad at the
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: age and point it ain't talked to the pants and
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: nobody wouldn't make them do something like that. Well, you're
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: talking about my tody, my son ain't done nothing because
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: you're raising it. Did you raising? You ever doing? You're
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: in raising right? Wait a minute, now are you talking
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: to I'm talking you got my baby bringing. I'm gonna
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: be your boy. If you're done, you're gonna get your
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: go on my hold who you think you're talking to you?
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: I'm talking to you. I'm talking to your whole man.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: Put your hands on nobody. You put your hands on
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: my so you know you understand me. That's my son,
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: but about your daughter? But that's my man, my baby.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: Hey man, hey, I Hey, that's my show. You're talking
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: about putting your hands on You don't have a problem
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: with me if my baby bringing out promises you don't
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: never knowing that because I'm gonna do something that bore you. Man,
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: that's the last time on here you're gonna something my shore.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: Now now you gonna show down Gaddy your show and
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: they relaxed for a minute. Let me call my son.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: I could back to you because that I don't come
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: as I need to tell you what we're heying. Man,
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: what she got? I got some the farther out at
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: school to get the woman. I want you to know
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: one day, get off this phone. What is it? Man? Yeah,
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: I'm listening. Is nephew caught me from the Steve Harvey
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Mister Darren, you just got branked by your son,
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: Darren Junior. Oh that boy boy got meticinse No, I
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: gotta high blood pressure. What I call his MoMA done
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: my time? Me. I gotta ask you, man, what is
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: show in the land, Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hey, Tommy,
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you you're the best crying ass I've
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: ever heard in my life. You was crying your ass off.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: I see I can't cry that good because I can't
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: cry that long and talk. Oh man, I'm gonna do
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: what nothing my son no I feel I know that's
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: your daughter. I got all that. She ain't feel it.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: I can't go down here with me in the middle
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: of wins. Man, Okay, I mean you sit down and
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: pulling yourself together. Has to do same man, You didn't
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: sit down and pulling yourself together. Yeah, baby ain't gonna
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: never know his dad. He said, what what if you
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: come down there, I'm gonna whoop your ass too, I
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: promise you both too. So who is this food call
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: calling you tell you, man, I can't talk nobody crying
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: like that. Man, Hey, bro bro bro holder, Man, I
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: can't even understand what you're saying to Just give me
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: a minute, all right, I got some most stupid for
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: yous at the end of the year. You don't want
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: to miss it. It's the New Year's Comedy lab Fest.
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: Get ready to Chicago, Washington, DC, Atlanta, GA. We got Earthquake,
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: we got Eddie Griffin, sucharty entertain the dal Hugly hosted
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  Speaker 1: by yours truly nephew Timmy tickets the Baby, but all
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  Speaker 1: ticket Master outlets or you can go down to the
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: box office and get them right there. But this els
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: the stocking stuffer might the fact if you in Atlanta,
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: you you know, just to keep me rooted from the
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: way I used to see a ticket you can get
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: them at Papa Doze and let's see, uh you can
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: get them, man, Chrispykrean, Okay, tell them tickets to these
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: excuse me, sevcty entertaining deal. You don't sell tickets at
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: Popa Doughs. Who the Kings have a lot of gesture
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: to come on and I'm great, yeah, grateful, great, yeah,
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: we were in post Stop magazine, and what magazine, Pole
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: Star magazine attracts all tickets sales. You didn't know that
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: because you were selling your tickets at Doughnut. Oh whatever,
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: way I'm at now, Hey, I'm in post Star magazine. Yeah,
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: that's where you're at now. So all right we go.
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: You coming up next, my Strawberry Letter, the subject behind
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: the Christmas Tree. We'll get into it right after this.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: You're listening to show, we could be reading your letter
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: live on the air, just like we're going to read
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: this one right here, right now, and you never know,
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: it could be yours. You never know. Buckle up and
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: hold on tight. We got it for you here. It
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: is the Strawberry Letter, Thank you nephew. Subject behind the
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: Christmas Tree. Dear Stephen Shirley. I've been married for fourteen years,
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: and I have a busy schedule as a high school
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: basketball coach. After years of marriage, my wife still doesn't
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: get how stressed I am around this time of year,
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: and she'd been pressuring me to buy a Christmas tree
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: and have it up by December first. I missed her
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: deadline because of my schedule. This past Saturday, I left
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: for practice and She said she picked out a tree
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: online and it was going to be delivered later that day.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: I knew it didn't sound right, but I didn't really
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: care at that point. Around noon, one of my players
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: got sick, so I canceled the practice. I intended to
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: go home and help out with the Christmas tree. I
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: drove up and my daughter was outside shooting hoops with
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: her friend. She said her mom and mister Tim were
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: inside putting up the tree. The only Tim I know
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: is my wife's ex boyfriend that drives a truck like
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: the one in front of my house. I walked in
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: and my wife was disheveled and acting jumpy. I hugged
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: her and I could smell cologne all over her neck.
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: I pulled her with me as we went to look
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: at the tree, and I asked where Tim was. She
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: said Tim was behind the tree, securing it to the base.
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: I walked over to Tim. I tapped his foot and
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: I told him to come out and leave my house.
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: Tim said he was just helping out since I was
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: too busy to do what needed to be done. I
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: was ready to fight, but my wife grabbed me as
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: Tim walked out, She said, it is my fault, and
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: I shouldn't be upset. I told her she's foul for
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: having her ex in our house. She doesn't see the
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: situation from my point of view. So I'd love to
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: invite my ex girlfriend over and ask her to bring
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: me one of her amazing chocolate cakes. I wonder if
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: my wife will get it. Then I'm very vindictive. Should
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: I do it or not? Well, while you know, we
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: all know that two wrongs don't make a right, we
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: know that, but this does sound like a case of
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: I can show you better than I can tell you.
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: And since your wife seems to have no remorse about
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: anything that happened, having this other man over there and
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: all that, you know, I wouldn't be mad if you
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: did invite your ex and her amazing chocolate cake, although
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: I'm sure she wouldn't get past the front door. But
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: you know, Wifeie was just way out of line here,
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: and her ex Tim was also disrespectful when he said
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: he he was just helping out because you were too
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: busy to do what needed to be done. How could
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: he fix his mouth to even say that in your house? So,
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: you know, let's see how your wife would like it
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: if the situation were reversed, and we all know she
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: wouldn't She wouldn't like it one bit. But we don't
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: like her attitude. We don't like the fact that you know,
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: she thinks this is okay. She's disloyal, she's unsupportive of
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: you and what you have to do as far as
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: your coaching job and all of that, and bringing her
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: X in to try to take your place in your house.
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: It's just these things are unthinkable for a wife to
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: do to her husband. So yeah, in this case, I
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: wouldn't be mad you said, should you do it or not?
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't be mad if you invited her and got
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: some cake and all of that be how your wife
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: liked it. Steve, this letter stupid, crazy, childish, and man,
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: fourteen years you high school basketball coach. This is why
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: I lost it in the letter. After years of marriage,
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: my wife still doesn't know how stressed I am around
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: this time of year, and she's been pressuring me to
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: buy a Christmas tree and have it up by decemaphones.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: Now I'm going to assume that you mean you're under
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: pressure this time of the year because of your basketball
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: schedule and maybe playoffs or something like that. Maybe that's
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: what you're talking about, because at first I thought about
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: it was stressed out about buying Christmas trees and gifts.
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: I was a little confused about that. But either way,
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: it don't cause for that much pressure. I mean, if
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: you a basketball coach, I understand it's a little tight
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: for you this year. I do understand that, bro. So
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: I ain't knocking that right there. But she wanted Christmas
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: tree having up by December first, to mandate and our
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: houses to day after Thanksgiving, the Christmas declarations the beginning.
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: That's a mandate of our house. Don't let d simmer
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: get here, and I don't have my tree gonna be
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: a problem at the house. Okay, I just want to
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: throw that in right here. This past side that you
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: went to practice, she said, she picked up a tree
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: and had it online, was gonna be delivered later that day.
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: I knew it didn't sound right. I don't know why
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: it didn't, but you say it didn't sound right, but
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: I really didn't care at this point. So at noon,
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: one of your players got six, so you cancel the practice.
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: I intended to go home and help out with the
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: Christmas tree. I drove up and my daughter was outside
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: shooting hoops with her friend. She said her mom and
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: mister Tim was inside putting up the tree. Now right here,
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: let me show you where this letter has to turn
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: for me. The only Tim I know is my wife's
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: ex boyfriend that drives a truck like the one in
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: front of my house. Now right there, I'm no longer
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: walking into the house. I'm rolling up into the house
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: at top speed. I ain't open the door. I'm kicking
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: the dough in. That's where we at right now. I
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: walk in and my wife was disheveled and acting jumping.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: I hugged huh, and I could smell cologne all over Hunt.
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: Let me stop this letter right here, because what's happening
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: at this point in the letter. There's no more typing
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: at this point. You're done with all of that. We're
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: now in the process of a crime being committed. When
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: we come back, I'll share with you the crime and
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: the amount of time that I'm receiving in front of
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: the jails. Thank you, all right, you heard it from
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: Steve's own mouth. We'll have heard two of his response
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: coming up at twenty three minutes after be our today's
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letters, subject behind the Christmas tree. We'll get back
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: into it right after this. You're listening to the String Show,
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: all right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letters
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: subject behind the Christmas tree. Let's this man of basketball
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: coach fourteen years, has been married fourteen years. He disheveled this.
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: I mean, he's a little under pressure this year because
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: of the playoffs in the basketball and his wife wants
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: to half a Christmas tree up by December first. He's
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: under too much pressure to worry about a tree, but
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: so she orders one online, said that to be here
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: by noon and delivered. He said, okay, he going to
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: go to practice, go to practice, find out one of
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: the players is sick, so he counsels practice. Obviously this
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: is a star player. They ain't gonna need a run
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: in this office because you got the whole office running
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: through this boy, because you got Michael Jordan on your team.
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: You don't get damn about these other folks kids. If
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: he's sick, you ain't got a chance of winning this
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: damn game, no way. So let's just councel practice. So
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: you're going home and decide that you're gonna help put
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: up the Christmas tree. You pull up in your door
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: outside shooting hoop with a girlfriend and say where your
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: mom met? Your mom in the house with mister Tim
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: putting up the tree. Then you say, the only Tim
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: you know is your wife's ex boyfriend who drives a
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: truck just like the one in front of your house.
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: Something's about to happen. I'm not walking in the house,
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: I'm running. I'm not open doors, I'm kicking them in.
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: But he strolls on up in there. I walked in
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: and my wife was disheveled and acting jumping. So I
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  Speaker 1: hugged her and I could smell cologne all over her neck.
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  Speaker 1: I pulled her with me as we went to look
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  Speaker 1: at the tree, and I asked her where Tim was.
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  Speaker 1: She said Tim was behind the tree. Now, let me
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: tell you something, This is the exact place that the
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: police would have found him if we was at my house,
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: behind the tree, because that's why I busted Tim's head open,
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: and Tim would have been behind that same damn tree.
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: So she said he was behind the tree, curing it
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: to the base. I walked over to Tim and tapped
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: his foot. See that right there, that's not happening out
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: of stomped his foot broke his ankle, so when we
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: started fighting, he'll be on one leg. That's that's how
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: I have started. We're gonna fighting, huh advantage. Yeah, So
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  Speaker 1: I tapped his foot, toning to come out and leave
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: my house. Tim said, This is what Tim said. He
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: was just helping out since I was too busy to
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: do what needed to be done. Now, how does Tim
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: know this, yeah about my house because she's been sharing
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: y'all's marital business with Tim. How does Tim feel comfortable
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: enough to come over your house to put up a tree?
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: Why is Tim talking back to me after I had
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: just tapped him on his foot? Then you said grab
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: I was ready to fight, but my wife grabbed me
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: as Tim walked out. Another question, How it's Tim walking
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: out of this house? Now, Tim is going to leave
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: this house, but walking will not be how he leaves.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: I have some options, and it's only two. You'll be
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: leaving this house on gurney or you'll be leaving this
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: house in the body bag. But either way, you can't
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: walk on the gurney and you can't walk once they
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: zip up the body bag. That's how Tim. So, I
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: don't know how Tim punk ass and walked out the house,
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: and my wife ain't strong enough to grab me and
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: keep me Madreie can't keep me from kicking a man
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: ass if that's what I'm fitting to my wife. Not
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: that strong. My wife has seen me mad one time
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: since we've been mad, I mean really really mad, she says, Steve.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: I don't know what happened. You just you swoll up,
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: you swoll up. I had had to get all the
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: work because out this house. Okay, cool, but now you
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: understand what I'm capable of. So now hi, Tim is
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: walking out of this house and now, and she said
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: it's your fault and you shouldn't be upset. I told
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: her she's five for having her ex in her at
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: our house. I don't even know how y'all have this conversation.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: She doesn't see the situation. From my point of view,
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: I woulda gave her another view of Tim. Anyway. You
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: to find out that Tim can't fight, you to find
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: out Tim ain't all that you to found out Tim
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: little pump. You to found out a lot of stuff
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: about Tim that day, so you hang your hat on
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: your little X. You to find out why he your
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: ex see that day, So she doesn't see the situation
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: at this point of view. So I love to invite
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: my ex girlfriend over and ask her to bring one
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: of her amazing chocolate cakes. I wonder if my wife
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: would get it thin I'm very vindictive? Should I do it? Now?
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: Women ain't as stupid as men, dog, So I'm pretty
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: sure this woman gonna have a lot of questions when
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: you ask her to brain one of these delicious chocolate
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: cakes over your house. Why don't your funker asks wife
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: make you a chocolate cake? Says that's who you're married,
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: and you didn't marry me, So I wouldn't call your
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: ex girlfriend talking about no damn cake because you're fit
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: to get way modan cake. Dude. I think you are
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: to invite this girl over and no all. But I
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: do think you need to rerun this letter and start
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: this letter back over to where you tapped him on
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: his foot, and he came from behind that tree, and
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: this whole letter need to be written. That chalk mark
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: is behind the tree, yellow tapers around the tree, and
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: the corner's office and some detectives is outside. I'm on
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: time behind for which piece of glass telling y'all this
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: strawberry letter cause I don't have a computer in prison.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: Thank you, all right, thank you. Coming up at forty
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: six minutes time to the hour, our girl from the Talk,
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: Chryl Underwood. Right after this. You're listening, all right, Steve
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: introduced that girl. She's here. Ladies and gentlemen, come on now,
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: snap it up. Chryl Underwood. Thank is Steve Harby and
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: Steve Harbay Morning Show, Steve Hoba Family. I gotta confess
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: something to y'all that's up Ryl. Okay. So you know
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: I got my vaccine right, got the first one, got
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: the second one, getting ready to you know, get my
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: boost and everything. But I think I'm getting no. Oh,
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: my card real like a mug. Still my card and
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: it's on the phone, Steve Harvey. So my my stuff
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: real or somebody gonna see me as the health department.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: My stuff real. The only thing now is I'm paranoid.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: I think everything I feel it's COVID. Okay, like I
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: got every symptom. Am I paranoid? Tommy is That's what's
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: wrong with me? Right now? Parent, I am listen to me.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: My throat hurt. Oh damn, Tommy, really okay, Tommy, you
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: agree with me? Yes? Really? Yes? Okay what what symptoms
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: do you think you've had that. I know I had
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: a sneeze, running nose, anything, Yeah, I think I got it.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: As soon as my nose started running, I start typing
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: in my phone Scriberry, Oh damn, I got it. And
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: then be number the running nose or something or achy
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: aches and pains, and I'm thinking, were you old? Oh
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: but it's COVID. I got called slipping. And then I
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: start backtracking and thinking of things that I when I'm
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: around people that ain't good. I know good, see see
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: see that Okay, And if he did that to me,
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, damn, I call it. He ain't
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: got it because he coughed it over to me. Damn.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: But Steve, you don't never think you you you got
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: it in any wire or anything. And hanging out with
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: people and stuff. Well, I'm around a lot of people
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: A lot of times. I'm prayed up and then I
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: have amen. I got vaccinated before the vaccine was vaccine
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: because I hate chitlings for forty years. O WHOA listen,
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: chitlings juice could kill COVID. Then I don't kill for
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: telling you right now, I got some stuff running around
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: in my body that COVID to go down and just
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: get out immediately. I got old anybody's from eating Chitling's
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: from forty years. I don't even know about the residue,
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: the residual, that's yeah. I can't. I can't even get COVID.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: One of the things about Israel reason they did, uh
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: miss universe Dad this year I found out was Becausin's
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: want of the safest places. It has a ninety six
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: percent vaccination rate and booster. And you can't come to
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: Israel without the booster shot out. Absolutely. But that's one
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: thing you said, Steve prayed up against rebuking COVID in
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: the name of Jesus. That's what I'm talking about, Steven.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: I feel good right now. All right, Cheryl, thank you,
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: We love you. You know that. Coming up at the
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: top of the hour, Junior, and sports talk right after this.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: You're listening to show. All right, Junior, it is time
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: for sports talk. What you got? All right? I know
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: you over in due by, you ain't. You don't know
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: nothing going on over here, man, So let me just
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: man you let me just say thank you. So some
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: things that just happen. Anybody want to know when you
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: get back let's give a round of floss to Marcus Freeman.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: He is the new head coach and not to Day
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: Football and he is blackleg No to Day got a
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: black head coach, Marcus he walking around now. The head
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: got to figure out heated coach. They gonna know it
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: because he's black. He's gonna be the only one up there.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: The last time No To Dame had a black dead coach,
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: his name was Tyrone with it ham You remember Tyron
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: wingham On. I remember him. Yeah, yeah, he's a last
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: black head coach. He headed Notre Dame. Man. I was.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: I was in middle school with Tyrone Willingham with the
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: head coach and Notre Dame. That's how long to go?
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: That was Blazes guard Man. Let's pray for him, man. CJ.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: McCullum or the Portland Trail. Blaze is out indefinitely with
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: the collapse right long, man, So we're praying for him
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: and his family. He injured this Saturday night he gets
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: the Celtics, so they don't know when he's gonna come back.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: He just has a punch of lung, man, So we're
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: praying for him. Man. You know, he's one of the
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: stars or other Portland trail blazes. Boy, can shoot know that?
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: And also I'm gonna ask you this man, you don't
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: even notice, but Antonia Brown is in the news again.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: What do you do now? Yeah? Yeah? And Tonia Brown
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: has been suspended three games for having possession of a
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: fake vaccination car. Man, I just want to I just
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: have a question. How many chances do you get on
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: a team? How many? I mean? Antonio Brown man, like
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: really really when you meet him and talk with him,
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: he's a good dude, man, he just he's just lacking
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: leadership mentorship. Primetime was mentoring him, was talking with him
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: every day because Dion Man is a great guy. But
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: you got to listen. You know, if listening ain't your
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: strong suit, mentoring is hard. I'm gonna repeat that, and
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: that's Antonio Brown does not listen. If listening isn't your
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: strong suit, mentoring is hard, because at one point in time,
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: damn dog, you got to listen to what to dude
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: is trying to tell you. Now, if you already know
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: and you ain't gonna listen, then what the hell is
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: the mentor for? But this is a guy that's always
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: he has to understand. Man, first of all, he's under
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: the microscope. He also has to hun that all young
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: people have to understand is that the older you get,
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: the more die of the consequences. As you get older,
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: every decision you make comes with a dire consequence, So
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: you can't keep doing the same thing over and over.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: He the last person need to fake anything. You just
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: got your ass back in the league. Wasn't you walking
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: around Nick couple years ago? And that's why he ain't
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: It wasn't in the league. Great football player, a great guy.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: Man just doesn't make smart decisions. And that fake vaccine
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: cart man hot bro Let me tell you something, he
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: don't even need it. Ain't no mandate NFL. You just
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: go through your your protocol like you've been doing from
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: week to week. Why would you go get a cart
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: and you ain't even need it. You didn't even need
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: now you now you you one of the best receivers.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: Only team now you lead a team strong out. Ain't
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: like Bruce arians wanted you there in the first place.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: Tom Brady is the reason why you're playing in Tampa
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: Bay right now. Now you let Tom down? Now Tom upset?
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: So man, I just don't get on. How many chances
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: do you get every way you go. You gotta be
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: a distraction. So man, I you know, I just don't know. Man,
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: So that that just really just bothered me by that.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: I said, I don't get it. Man, great player and
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: a great player. Man, he can help a team get
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: another championship and you out three weeks in a stretch.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: In other words, Yeah, just just get the shot, man,
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: get strong. You ain't got to go through none of
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: that if you just get the shot. Thank you badly,
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: Steelers Vikings, a night awsome man. Let's just let you know,
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: Steelers Vikings. Let's go Vikings. Let's get it man. So
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: that's all our sports right there. Shirts, That's that's all
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: we got for you today. Baby, shot, Get the shot, Antony,
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: get the shot. Just get the shot. Sitting there here,
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: got to worry like this. All right, Well, junior, we
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: thank you. We'll have more of the show coming up
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: at about twenty minutes after the hour. Right after this,
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: you're listening to the Stay Morning Show. Well, in trending
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: weird news, yesterday was hump Day. We all know that,
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: but actually this past Sunday was hump Day in Kansas
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: City as police spent hours get this guy's chasing a
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: loose camel through the streets of the city. The chase
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: started after the cops were notified of the camel. No, no,
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: they didn't, uh camel left, wasn't a black camel? Right.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: Chase started right after the cops were notified of a
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: camel seen wandering around a golf course. Police got animal
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: control involved, and they see the camel in golf carts
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: before it led them down a highway and through several neighborhoods.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: The Bonnard Springs Police Department says it's spent the entire
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: day chasing the camel, which was eventually lassoed and safely
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: taking into taking into custody, taking into and thankful the
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: camel was unharmed and eventually returned. Wow, your ass can't
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: catch your camera on a golf cart. I'm gonna just
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: tell you that right now. I just tried to get
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: a camera. I wonder how much they got for that camel.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait wa, I was trying to get one
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: in Dubai. I wonder how much they got at the
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: dude had it for half price in Dubai. I don't
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: wonder what they talked about now being the States for
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: that camp. Yeah, and half price was about how much?
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: Say it? I think about thirty thousand less than thirty times. Well, sorry,
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: I don't get it. I'll going to get it for
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: like twelve of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up,
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: and we'll play a round her. Would you rather at
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: thirty three minutes after? Right after this, you're listening to show?
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: All right, guys, it's time for would you rather here
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: we go now? Would you rather take a body shot
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: off your partner, your date, whoever you're with, or would
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: you rather for them to take a body shot off you? This? This?
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: This like a jello thing, whatever, feeless shot? Would you
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: take a shot off of them? Or shot off? You
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna believe the level of lnton my billy button.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: Let me take the one off of you so I'm not.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: My stomach can't hold a shot glass. It's gonna keep yeah,
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: take off, it's gonna keep flipping over. I was just
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: what about you, Steve? You didn't answer. I don't even
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: know what that is, but a body shot, I definitely
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: take it off. Hurt though, Yeah, yes, didn't happen. I
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: got big enough lip. You don't even need to glass. Stupid,
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: get to buy a shout off for you. All right,
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: here's another one. Would you rather be in the Hall
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: of Fame for a sports career or a music career? Oh? Oh? Sports? Yeah,
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: like football or basketball, baseball something? Yeah, not music as
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: much as you love music. Oh, Roscoe Wallace already got
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: that covered. I ain't worried about that. My alter egos
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: in the Rocky Hall of Fame. Very time somebody get inducted,
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: is him he get credit for all that? This show?
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: What about you now? Music? I can't sang a lick
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: that big game. I know you weren't gonna say sports
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: like shut up, Julian Well being there for what he said,
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: being there for what music? Music? What is you gonna
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: be a little drummer boy? And yeah, I remember when
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: Tim was a little boy and he was in the
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: Christmas Player. He got, MANU, we're not gonna do it
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: this year. We're not gonna do it. That's what I said.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: That's what I was trying to tell him every year,
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: because I just Tim was so small. Every year I
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: made him play Baby Jesus, he won't. He won't be
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: a wise man. Let's bring back. Got no time be
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: trying to explain how little your ass is as a man.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: You're a little boy. You feel to be baby Jesus
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: every year and they lay down in that hey, and
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: quit moving and keep your face covered. You look old.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: Come on, Shirley, all right, I want man. You're not
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: gonna be no man in this plate too. Shock baby Jeeves.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: All right, coming up in forty nine, Thank you, guys,
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: coming up nut battle him and lay him in that day. Hey,
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: forty nine minutes after the hour, and we'll have some
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: closing remarks from the one and only Steve Crazy Harvey
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: All right, guys, here we are last break of the
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: day on this Thursday. It's Thursday already. Wow, thank you. Yeah,
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: of course I'm over here. I don't know what day
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: it is. I don't know what day, what time. It
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: is very confusing. Hey, listen, Steve, we gotta make this
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: announcement because this is huge. Okay, this is really really big.
• 1:17:54
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  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Um, your stylist Ellie and
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  Speaker 1: big things, Steve. Okay, check this out. We want everyone
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  Speaker 1: in the Steve Harvey Nation who's listening right now to
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  Speaker 1: go to fashion Bomb Daily dot com to vote Ellie
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  Speaker 1: Karamo as drumroll please, Stylist of the Year, Baby stir
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  Speaker 1: of the Ellie hands down, go ahead. Stylist of the Year.
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  Speaker 1: Ellie Carmo is in the running on fashion Bomb Daily. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: fashion dot com, y'all go, if y'all go there. How
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  Speaker 1: do they do it, Shirley, Well, they go to fashion
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  Speaker 1: Bomb Daily dot com. You can see his name, scroll
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  Speaker 1: down and vote for Ellie Karamo right now. Okay, right,
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing this iss dot com. Scroll down to vote
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  Speaker 1: for Elliot. Yeah. Look, I mean I think it's really
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  Speaker 1: great for this guy because he's really deserving. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: for him to get mentioned in the same name as
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  Speaker 1: Cardi B stylists and all these people, it's them really
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  Speaker 1: famous stylists on that. So he's had to do something
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  Speaker 1: to gain notoriety. I don't have to tell you who
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  Speaker 1: he styled to get this notoriety, but I do have
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  Speaker 1: to give him full credit for the change. Now, the
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  Speaker 1: change it didn't just start this year. It's been going
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  Speaker 1: on for a couple of years now. It's just he
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  Speaker 1: never posted anything because I started wearing my regular clothes
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  Speaker 1: a couple of years ago. It started on Facebook Watch,
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  Speaker 1: and I wear my clothes in real life when I'm
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  Speaker 1: not on TV. But then I changed the TV look
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  Speaker 1: even and it started with the NFL Honors, And when
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  Speaker 1: they saw that to ask me, could I wear different
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  Speaker 1: clothes on celebrity family Feud? I said so yeah, so
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  Speaker 1: how much would it cost you? I got this stuff
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  Speaker 1: in my house. So it started with yeah, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what you think. I'm going to go back. I
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  Speaker 1: got this stuff. I just don't wear it as a
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  Speaker 1: as a talk show host. And then so they asked
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  Speaker 1: me to change it, and so Ellie came along and
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  Speaker 1: said okay, And the only thing he asked me was
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  Speaker 1: Miss Harby, what's the one thing you want? I said,
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  Speaker 1: I want my colors back, like when I was on
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  Speaker 1: Kings of Comedy Too. I just wanted colors. But the
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  Speaker 1: styling is all him. The putting it together is him.
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  Speaker 1: He brings a lot of stuff to the table that
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't because I don't have time to go to
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  Speaker 1: stores and malls, and he has relationships with all these
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  Speaker 1: different places, and so he's able to pull together stuff
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  Speaker 1: that there's no way I'd be able to find. I
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  Speaker 1: just don't have the time for that. I don't have
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  Speaker 1: the time to even shop the way I want to look.
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  Speaker 1: And so he presents a lot of stuff to me.
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  Speaker 1: And he's really smart kid man, and he deserves this nomination,
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  Speaker 1: and lose A draws the nomination for his name to
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  Speaker 1: be put into the same thing. So if you can today,
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  Speaker 1: go to fashion Bomb Daily and vote for Ellie Caramo. Yeah. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: Ellie really cool. And I don't give a damn if
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  Speaker 1: you like somebody who dressed better than me. The vote
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  Speaker 1: is for Ellie. E l y already know Cardi B
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  Speaker 1: B fly. I can't out dress Cardi b I got that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not even the same category. I can't out dress
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  Speaker 1: Rihanna these a woman, you know, man can out dress
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  Speaker 1: a woman. But the stylist, though, deserves credit. What oh
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  Speaker 1: and he just told me he's against Michael B. Jordan's stylist.
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  Speaker 1: Michael B. Jordan need to be very careful because he
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  Speaker 1: trying to get his ass in the family right now.
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  Speaker 1: So careful boy. Easy. Anyway, Congratulations Ellie again, go to
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  Speaker 1: fashion I came with your ass, but I can get
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  Speaker 1: behind you and do some real damage. Go to fashion
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  Speaker 1: Bomb Daily dot Com to vote for Ellie Caramo. Get
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  Speaker 1: on behind you. You got problem. Just want to let
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  Speaker 1: you know I'm old school. I get up behind you fighting.
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  Speaker 1: It ain't gonna be fair. K A R A m O. H.
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  Speaker 1: Ellie Caramo as Stylist of the Year. Yeah yeah, epic
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  Speaker 1: really yeah yeah, all right, get you every time LA
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  Speaker 1: say something too well, Shelley, Okay, I'm want to say
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  Speaker 1: this in my closing remarks. Have you ever worked let
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  Speaker 1: let me get some closing remark music day. Have you
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  Speaker 1: ever worked with somebody and you thought one thing of
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  Speaker 1: them and then you found out there was a hater
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  Speaker 1: behind closed door. Have you ever worked with somebody and
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  Speaker 1: you thought that they were your friends and you found
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  Speaker 1: a deep inside they was harboring some resipment or something
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  Speaker 1: that they thought was funny. Well, today I discovered such
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  Speaker 1: a coworker and Shirley, every time the announcement comes up
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  Speaker 1: that I'm going to Israel for Miss Universe, you still
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  Speaker 1: doing that? They let you come back again? Yeah, we
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  Speaker 1: all saw it, but we all kind of let it go.
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  Speaker 1: So what I've learned in this is, well, you think
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  Speaker 1: is your friend could very well be your friends, but
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  Speaker 1: then they might not be your friend. Hello. Those are
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  Speaker 1: my closing remarks today. I hope if you work with
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  Speaker 1: a hater that you can discover who there is before
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  Speaker 1: you die. And I want to thank Lord for exposing
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  Speaker 1: this for I do. Thank you, Shirley. Have a great
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  Speaker 1: dance action and I try to do well in Israel
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