Latest / No Latency / No Latency - Ep.46 Re-Race
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- 0:02Last time on no latency. I'm done with this dungeon I'm
- 0:06done I'm just getting everything every single thing take a pot
- 0:09shot at the guy who's missing an arm Jeff.
- 0:12Are you just running in? There was honors shooting
- 0:14grenades willy-nilly giant vault door, classic style tie like my
- 0:18Vault doors and risky didn't help you at all on that.
- 0:22Risky was very helpful back down or your son dies arisaka just
- 0:29hired you Annoy Us. Uh, so we wouldn't interfere
- 0:32with your plan. I run up, I cut off his arm
- 0:35cauterize those wounds so he doesn't bleed out like it but
- 0:38I'll hold on their grenades in here.
- 0:40All right, let's get the fuck out of here and never see
- 0:43another Stevie except you what are we renaming?
- 0:47Fuck upstairs. I don't really notice fuck up.
- 0:49Steve After your time at the Steve
- 1:03building your arrived back at. No latency, the truck drops off
- 1:08Steve Prime in the alleyway and you're now standing in the Loa
- 1:12with Vanna, White parked in the space ready to go down it.
- 1:17You taking the van down first of the Vengeance first, we should
- 1:21take the vending machines. First right?
- 1:24Jeff. Go on back up the vehicle.
- 1:26All right, everyone. Stand back wide berth.
- 1:30Wide berth has chapters own sound effects.
- 1:37Makes me feel like I'm more part of the story, that's all fair
- 1:41enough. Anyway everyone, again, come on
- 1:43now. Alright, then Del pushes the to
- 1:46vending machines on to the elevator and they stand there.
- 1:49There's probably a room for a few more days.
- 1:51Anyone want to Yeah. I got on with window, right?
- 1:55Iona and retro, and then Del to vending machines in a silent,
- 1:59Steve had this sent the rest of you are left in a courtyard
- 2:02waiting for it to come back up. I am I with Father Steve.
- 2:06Yeah, this was his name was his name's Errol.
- 2:08But what the, hell's your name again?
- 2:10Father of the Steve's, Steve 00 crew.
- 2:13It's my, it's my company. What do you want to see your
- 2:16last 90 or Well, your first name steep yes and your son was Steve
- 2:23Pratt. The one that was the any was
- 2:25Steve jr. But after I remade him and
- 2:27connected to those two vending machines, do some cool IAI
- 2:29bullshit. I just called him Steve right,
- 2:36right. All right.
- 2:37No further questions. Your honor.
- 2:39I have many questions. So did you know how to do
- 2:42cloning before this happened? Yes, absolutely.
- 2:47You've called before Yes, I used to work in a pet shop.
- 2:51So, I first started and you have no ethical qualms of clothing
- 2:55people. Well, I mean, Steve's people
- 2:59really is your son with her slapping science.
- 3:04I mean like I'm not really sure if that when I reanimated him.
- 3:07If he's the same Sun, the DNA is the same.
- 3:09It was very useful. Then again, he doesn't have a
- 3:12mother. What do you mean?
- 3:14He's always been a cloud or called a, what e0 you cloned
- 3:21yourself in this raised him as a son?
- 3:26Yes. It was a good idea.
- 3:36I guess your Boba Fett, huh. No Steve Prime is Boba Fett.
- 3:41Simple man. Trying to make my way in the
- 3:44Galaxy. Damn, you get your own spin-off
- 3:46show eventually Steve 0, unless you kill me.
- 3:50Unless I do know, Steve 0 gets his head, chopped off his son
- 3:54kids, right? I'm 60, I'm still at my last
- 4:00name is 0. Jane I'm sorry.
- 4:11Also not here but you you're not even here.
- 4:16Iona, what are you doing? Sorry I just had this like weird
- 4:21dissociative episode where I was talking about Boba Fett, but
- 4:30machine off the elevator, I'll send it back up.
- 4:33I hit the button and it goes back up.
- 4:36Anyways you're pretty fucked up Steve 0 oh yeah completely
- 4:41actually but you know man decides a slave obeys all that
- 4:46stuff. I'd buy a shock Rafters sad a
- 4:51movie. I was very good video game.
- 4:53Anyways, we've gone too far down this road, the elevator is
- 4:58arrived. Wonderful, you are.
- 5:02The crazed man who's literally been terrorizing the city with
- 5:05your grossed? Clones of yourself.
- 5:09Yes, but the experiment was a success.
- 5:11Oh, wonderful. I think you and this Obelisk, I
- 5:16saw tooth would probably get along.
- 5:18I've sorted Fair. Uh, that's gonna be a good one.
- 5:22Until you do an operation. No, no.
- 5:25I used to employ it. Really, for your clone lab.
- 5:30Yes, well, no, but animals again, I don't wish to pry any
- 5:37further than that. Now I probably come out
- 5:38eventually and we right back down on the elevator.
- 5:43All right. And as you arrived as everyone,
- 5:46well yeah, by the time I was talking with Iona, Iona
- 5:50question. How bad do you think strangers
- 5:53got freak out when he sees this? It's a Steve connected to two
- 6:00vending machines. Yeah, go ahead.
- 6:04Father had something about AI. Yeah.
- 6:08Yeah, I don't really know. I think it might cause a kitten
- 6:13catch flare up, but I'm not sure.
- 6:16I do have some extra kitten. Catch on me.
- 6:18If he gets freaking no, I mean like, you know how like when you
- 6:21take Certain drugs, they stay in your system and, and adrenaline
- 6:29or trauma can trigger those drugs, to re-release in your
- 6:34system. Oh, yeah.
- 6:36When I crack my back, the LSD comes back.
- 6:39Yeah, just like that. That sounds awesome.
- 6:42No, not during a fight car named straight.
- 6:46That's a good point too. But I mean couldn't catch is
- 6:50relatively harmless. So he's probably going, To come
- 6:54up here and me out a lot. Hey Bing.
- 7:01I'm gonna have a Is that another fucking head?
- 7:05Yes. No.
- 7:07But we do have to vent like machines, right?
- 7:11Yeah. No across.
- 7:12I saw those second because there's a fucking head between
- 7:15them. Good Lord.
- 7:17You guys are and stranger runs off to the bathroom.
- 7:27Why cancel teaming is another head.
- 7:29How lovely, what is some? Why does that man?
- 7:33Have no arms. Oh well this is a Sano.
- 7:39Oh I think I actually wanted all of his limbs gone so he couldn't
- 7:45run away or anything but I guess just the arms was good enough so
- 7:48he can't attack want me to cut his legs off to.
- 7:51Well, I had kids. We were like we, that was part
- 7:53of the original plan, but I don't think in a way to move.
- 7:57All right? No, I do not.
- 8:03Yes. Ping pops up from the bar.
- 8:06Yeah, I don't want to clean up blood again.
- 8:09Little cutter is very fast, but what if your son doesn't miss?
- 8:14I'm not yet. Hey there!
- 8:18Welcome everybody in the bar. Snickers, including someone.
- 8:23In a booth at the very end of the room with his arms behind
- 8:26his head. Yeah, what.
- 8:31Oh, I'll walk over. And he stretches and leans
- 8:36forward, and puts his hands underneath his chin.
- 8:38It's nice to see you. Uh-huh.
- 8:40You and I have unfinished business.
- 8:43Who is this, man? This Blood race guy.
- 8:45Who is this? I am Eddy the trick.
- 8:49Yes. With letter is Guy.
- 8:50Wait, how did you find her secret base on Advertising?
- 8:54It, it's a bar. How do ya who invited you?
- 8:58I'm one of the underground Elite.
- 9:01Yes, there are there. Does anyone else like get so
- 9:06tired of all of these people? Like you could just kill all of
- 9:11these people? Yeah, I pop out.
- 9:14My hand is full the grenade and they're like that's a lot easier
- 9:19if we just come on, guys. We said no violence in the bar
- 9:22anymore. Come on.
- 9:23I don't like this guy. We didn't even invite him.
- 9:27Look, I don't actually recognize you, to be honest.
- 9:32I need my cut of the winnings and It over.
- 9:35Oh, that was a few weeks ago. Could you remind me of the
- 9:41content of the letter? I think I deleted it.
- 9:44Well, I've got a copy right here, Jeff.
- 9:49Nice moves on the track. I was very impressed, it might
- 9:52be time for us to meet that's now face to face.
- 9:55I'll be around soon. You get my cut as is tradition
- 9:58and I don't make the rules as it said in the memo.
- 10:02So it's all of them at it formality.
- 10:03So, you know, give me my cut, Jeff.
- 10:05Do you want me to kill him? Oh, hold on, say no, but but
- 10:09potentially yes select you know stay around huh.
- 10:13Can we just strangle him though? So there's not a clean up.
- 10:16Yeah. Oh that's good ideas.
- 10:18Good idea, thanks. Let listen Eddie.
- 10:23Well, that's me. Yeah, I'm notoriously not great
- 10:29with money. I think I've probably Police
- 10:32spent most of it, in fact, I'll even know how much I got in the
- 10:35bank right now. Let me, let me double-check.
- 10:37How much are you? How much do you saying that?
- 10:39I owe you 60 percent. Yeah, that's not going to do it
- 10:43for me. I need to know numbers 6,000.
- 10:46Uh-huh, well, wait 6,000. You got ten for winning, maybe
- 10:54Mom. I don't know.
- 10:55Maybe there was a problem with the math, but I have 75,000
- 11:027500. Do you think you should probably
- 11:04take away with zeros would make the problem go away?
- 11:15Because I'll just pay anyway. All right, so you're safe.
- 11:19I mean there there are. Look, I have specifically my
- 11:23bank account says 75020 to. So I don't know why am I missing
- 11:31Should be six, seven thousand five hundred and twenty-two but
- 11:35because there's like an extra zero in the middle get rid of.
- 11:38That was the end. Just get the one in the middle.
- 11:40It's that's alright. Alright.
- 11:46Or - rice for it. And if a person who some of them
- 11:51bad siman jab, just let me kill him, please.
- 11:56I don't want to know not just white.
- 11:59Ah, you know what? Listen, listen, I know the I
- 12:04know look, listen, I know you want to kill him and I'm asking
- 12:06you to be so easy. It's just right now.
- 12:12But here's the thing is that I did while you guys were gone, I
- 12:17did. In fact, go on a side mission to
- 12:20upgrade my motorcycle and I've been dying to take her out.
- 12:26When but I would like for that to happen.
- 12:33Oh okay. I see just do it until now and
- 12:38then when the episode comes out, hey yourself.
- 12:47Just how I like it. Yeah, fucking railing yourself.
- 12:51Yeah. Okay.
- 12:55Well, but hold on. Melissa has done with this right
- 13:00now. He's just gonna go ahead.
- 13:03Well, hold on. The rest of this stuff.
- 13:05No, no, no, please don't smoke a joint now Eddie Eddie see.
- 13:10I'm always style that it was. It was silly that we've though,
- 13:14but bringing our own cars to the race, don't you think it should?
- 13:19We should eliminate that factor all together.
- 13:22Don't you think you should be about the racer the, the innate?
- 13:27Kills the talent behind the wheel.
- 13:30And not not about the, the engineering of the car or how
- 13:35fast the turbo engine is a 4-1. Second job.
- 13:38I thought you were going to challenge any to a foot race.
- 13:41No, no, we're so racing cars. I just want to make sure that my
- 13:44car is the same as he is called. The Sano and retro show is
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- 14:11Slash no latency. Microwave isn't working can you
- 14:18talk to it? What will these to get up to
- 14:21next? I don't why you keep sticking
- 14:23your It's not a bowling ball. Oh God.
- 14:34Well, I thought you just, you know, right around your bike and
- 14:37I use my four-wheeler no, I know that's what I'm trying to see.
- 14:41Listen, that's what I thought, originally the thinking about
- 14:45it. Don't you think it'd be a lot
- 14:47more pure of a race if we had the exact same automobile?
- 14:53I mean, we could rent the same one.
- 14:57No, that's what I'm thinking the winner or the loser has to pay
- 15:02for the rental of the other person.
- 15:04Deal and 6,000 Daddy's faster. Yeah, with it.
- 15:08Oh wait, hold on. You're telling me you're telling
- 15:10me that if I win you pay be 6,000.
- 15:13Yeah. Hell yeah, bro.
- 15:15Shake my hand. It's human and he puts his hand
- 15:18out. Same car.
- 15:22Same course, it's just the driver.
- 15:26Sure. You didn't say you did.
- 15:32Listen, hey, I was gonna bring that up, so no, but as long as
- 15:35he did, he go like for blazing sucked.
- 15:39I was distracted. All right.
- 15:43Well, here's your bios chance. He's a chance.
- 15:47Same car, same track. The only thing between you and
- 15:52me is the driver. That's it.
- 15:56That sounds good. Alright, you and me we're gonna
- 15:58go upstairs and order those cars.
- 16:02I like it. All right, if you cheat, I'll
- 16:04kill you. Yeah.
- 16:09Teeth. And you guys go upstairs to the
- 16:12street leaving everyone else in the bar.
- 16:17God. All right.
- 16:19Wait, stranger and Sawtooth strangers, throwing up.
- 16:24Stranger comes out of the bathroom.
- 16:25Oh, okay. Okay, my joint to stranger here,
- 16:31that'll get the taste out. Oh, hell yeah.
- 16:33Thank you very much. Okay.
- 16:36All three of you now need to do a lot of things.
- 16:40So get ready? You need to get the antidote.
- 16:45Dode out of the Steve's head, I love you.
- 16:50If you got progress because I've gone nowhere, yes, yes, get 00
- 16:57knows the antidote but it's in Steve Prime's head and so we
- 17:01need you to do both of those things as well, if that's okay.
- 17:06More severed, heads charges. Yeah, okay.
- 17:13Just take it downstairs. All right.
- 17:17So it's replaces arms. No not yet.
- 17:21Do keep that in mind though. All right also have you gotten
- 17:26any progress on getting my math? A lot of getting things out of
- 17:33heads, getting my brother, my master out of my brothers head.
- 17:40Yes I have actually Brilliant. Did you do it?
- 17:45Well yes there's a lot of damage on both sides.
- 17:51So I'm suspecting that we're not going to have very long when I
- 17:55put his brain back together. I sort of last words before he
- 17:59dies, kind of situation, you can't save him.
- 18:03Well, I could try and roll for it but it it's real tough.
- 18:08I have a question, hit me as much as be.
- 18:11The OG skunk I just smoked but we do have a master cloner here.
- 18:18Can we not just clone a new Masters body and then put the
- 18:23brain inside? That I would need a cloning
- 18:26tank. Ayanna.
- 18:30Oh God. We can go back.
- 18:32We didn't destroy all of them. We can go back and get.
- 18:35That's true. That's true.
- 18:36We didn't actually destroy the building.
- 18:38Like we said, we were going to all right?
- 18:40Yeah, well, we do have some time since Jeb's fucking off
- 18:45somewhere. So, all right, I'm gonna go and
- 18:48get that cloning tank for you. How does that sound?
- 18:51Yes, that would help and then I have to work with him again.
- 18:56Well he doesn't have any arms though so that shoots from the
- 18:59before times, so you'll be in charge.
- 19:02Yeah, you're in charge and he doesn't have any arms.
- 19:04Doesn't have any arms and I'm in charge sore teeth winning.
- 19:10Yeah, okay, great. So, yes, I would appreciate it.
- 19:18Really hit me. Now, my master was He's alive.
- 19:25Yes. Are you able to get any info on
- 19:28arisaka from my brother spray? I'm I got some information.
- 19:34I found a few listings of data transfers back and forth that
- 19:39happened at something called the black wall project as about it.
- 19:43Do we know where that is? Oh yes absolutely.
- 19:47Where the arisaka building? See, the IP address links up.
- 19:53So I says s'pose lift, I just going to have to go in there
- 19:58eventually? Yes.
- 19:59Eventually it'll probably be a place where you will not go,
- 20:03right? Well, I'm gonna, we can do, we
- 20:07can work on the dad thing. If we have a clone tank, I can
- 20:09bring him back, fairly permanently.
- 20:11But if we do it right now, he probably will die.
- 20:14Wait till I get the contact. You got it.
- 20:16And what? He's also, God, I feel like I'm
- 20:21in a hub and there's like, five and PCs and they all have like
- 20:24question marks and also pig pig, we got more vending machines.
- 20:33Yes, I see that. Is it, do we is this ever get?
- 20:37How many we needed? Well, you needed five, but it
- 20:40gets, I mean, you'd have to talk to stranger.
- 20:41I actually don't know much about them.
- 20:44He was the one who said he'd write.
- 20:45Sorry. Stranger goal is to what Guys,
- 20:50hold on before that. How many vending machines do we
- 20:53need again? Well, this is the main quest
- 20:55will be overall. Yeah, I don't need it.
- 20:58At least 50 and the more vending machines you have, the faster we
- 21:03can download Domino. Well, they're am the stronger.
- 21:07Domino will be when we find them.
- 21:10How many do we have? Six.
- 21:13With the coup, we just got rid the two you just got.
- 21:16Okay, so we're halfway done. Well, technically, we only need
- 21:21five, but I do think that we should probably aim towards 12
- 21:27in order to because yeah, it's to get the best ending.
- 21:31Yeah, that makes sense. We probably unlock a secret
- 21:36ending if we get all of them. Yeah.
- 21:39Okay. We're fucked on the pass was
- 21:40standing right now. So yeah.
- 21:42No way. No way we can know the past of
- 21:45Us ending. Yeah.
- 21:46Yeah, yeah. Okay, cool.
- 21:49That's what I wanted to know. So anything.
- 21:53Well, I have something but I have to take.
- 21:55I have to go away. Okay.
- 21:58Well, I'm gonna go get the contact.
- 22:01I'll help you sure. Well, yeah, so you can't drive.
- 22:07Yeah, so take rummy. Yeah, Randy will drive Vanna,
- 22:10White. Okay, Romeo, let's go.
- 22:13Okay. But the Montage Music Go.
- 22:24I'm going to take a fuck up Steve into a private room.
- 22:29Oh, fuck. You said that out loud?
- 22:34Yes, I was talking to the old Mighty Universe, right?
- 22:37Um, all right. And there's a door that has
- 22:41little room. You can use.
- 22:45Okay, listen. Uh-huh.
- 22:48A lot of stuff has got to change, okay?
- 22:54I like you. I think that you have a lot of
- 22:56potential. All right Dad didn't think so.
- 23:01Well yes. Well your dad's are should had a
- 23:04great dads are like that sometimes.
- 23:06Yeah, great, I'm glad you agree. Now listen I would like to offer
- 23:14you a position working for me. Really.
- 23:18Now you'll have to undergo a lot of training I would hire you
- 23:23under biotechnical but you would be a personal assistant of mine
- 23:27so it we probably would miss you for a couple episodes while
- 23:31you're still doing training but I think that you might make a
- 23:34good Netrunner. Oh.
- 23:38Oh, does that mean I get new Cyber attack?
- 23:40Yes. Now but you have to obviously
- 23:43sign a biotechnical contract and work everything through them but
- 23:47look at me, look at me in my eyes.
- 23:49Sorry, there's a lot of stuff that you will be doing for me
- 23:54personally that has nothing to do with bio Technica and bow
- 23:57Technica can never find out. All right.
- 24:01And I don't die then and you won't die.
- 24:04All right. So you guys are going to kill me
- 24:06in a cool way anymore. No.
- 24:08We're going to change. You wear it like biotechnical
- 24:11and I were going to get you that new cybertech will change.
- 24:13You, you know, you know, help you be the person you were truly
- 24:17meant to be. And then you're going to help
- 24:20me, all right? Sounds good.
- 24:24So yeah, well, miss you for a couple episodes but you'll get
- 24:28your training done. It'll be wonderful.
- 24:31Okay. Um, do you have any questions?
- 24:35And this way I don't die. You don't die.
- 24:38And I get paid potentially. Yes, I guess I guess you do get
- 24:43paid. Well, first of all, you'll
- 24:45you'll have to work off the cybertek implants.
- 24:49Oh yeah. I mean corporations.
- 24:50And yeah. But I mean positive eventually
- 24:54eventually. As you live that long?
- 24:56Yeah. Okay.
- 24:57Is that health benefits? Yes.
- 24:59This is probably something I have to ask an induction.
- 25:01I mean there are but you'll figure it out, you'll get that.
- 25:04All right. What do you think's been
- 25:09standing there quietly? Give me to call the office.
- 25:13Sure, call the call the office. Send.
- 25:17Do you want to be called Steve or do you want a different name?
- 25:20It's up to you. I was thinking of stuff on Are
- 25:26you really? ah, Dan's already taken.
- 25:31That was a good one. Yeah.
- 25:35Well, how about the letter, S? I like it at all.
- 25:41Okay, you know what, but it has nothing to do with me.
- 25:45It is your name. Just know that I'm gonna hate
- 25:56job, right? Say I was thinking Philip, but
- 26:07You sound like a Philip? I do sound like it.
- 26:12Make sure your idea sucks. I'm feel it.
- 26:14Fuck you. That's too far as bit.
- 26:17I'm really sorry. It's a little far.
- 26:19Just you have to wait until you tell you more warmed up to the
- 26:24grip. Anyway, we're calling you a car.
- 26:26You're going to go start your training, and thank you for
- 26:28being here. Thank you for being here and
- 26:32I'll see you in a few days. Few episodes.
- 26:37Yes. Okay.
- 26:39And they walk up stairs. Goodbye Philip been dealt ends.
- 26:42Do am the office wants to talk. Hi.
- 26:45Hello. Hi, I'm doing wonderfully.
- 26:49How are you? Yes, we have vetted a couple net
- 26:59Runners actually, and we found a wonderful person who would be
- 27:04absolutely perfect for the company and he's been personally
- 27:08vetted by myself and then when Dale as well, his name is
- 27:12Phillip, isn't that wonderful? Yeah.
- 27:17And he has a lot of previous training, so he should be pretty
- 27:20easy to get worked into the system.
- 27:24All right. Well I love you for that. 45
- 27:29years to maybe 20 bucks for now we have our four or five
- 27:33episodes. Yeah, I will.
- 27:40Oh yes, we've already sent him in a car.
- 27:46I won't thank you. Bye bye.
- 27:51And Dales already setting up the paperwork.
- 27:54All right, you just need to sign here and I sign it on.
- 27:58Get Phillip in the system and you have registered Philip as a
- 28:02future assistant Netrunner do. This is the eighth I got another
- 28:10underlying this isn't I'm gonna be spending my In points on this
- 28:16or whatever? Yes, my Improvement points, we
- 28:21go upstairs to Jeb and Eddie the trick standing outside.
- 28:27What did you order Jeb as vehicles?
- 28:32I have convinced or Jeb has condensed.
- 28:36Eddie the trick that the only true The only true racer is.
- 28:46Comfortable with riding a motorcycle because you see
- 28:50having the having the engine between your legs with nothing
- 28:54else around you, just two wheels, the rider, the pavement
- 29:00beneath the wheels spinning, the tires, the only true way to find
- 29:04out, who's the better racer and so we have ordered to, you know,
- 29:10their hero. Tashi Z-Force, Heritage easy for
- 29:15is huh. Huh.
- 29:16Okay. So the plan is just like the
- 29:20blood race. And I've checkpoints past tune
- 29:23has passed the collection Mansion Loop background to
- 29:27sawtooths and get back here. One Loop, 6000 Eddie's and the
- 29:35title. That's right.
- 29:38It's getting spicy. Well, I'd say more
- 29:43overconfident. Wait, no.
- 29:45I'm I mean I mean, just confident All right, so we're
- 29:50gonna start here. Let's line up about bikes here
- 29:53and get the way of traffic. Then when the light turns green
- 29:56we go, oh you betcha you ready for your first driving check.
- 30:01I've never been more excited. In three, two, one, any the
- 30:08Drake revs his engine. As soon as the light goes green,
- 30:12he starts to go but he puts a little bit too much work into it
- 30:15and he starts skidding in place. You jab though.
- 30:18You did it perfectly because your other 24 and he rolled an
- 30:2018. So you kick it and you barrel
- 30:23down the street and now he's driving behind.
- 30:25You seen my ass, eat my dust. Except that it that said really
- 30:32loud. Because we have helmets on and
- 30:35on a motorcycle. He's behind you.
- 30:37He pulls his gun. He tries to shoot your tire.
- 30:40Hey, mrs. Dodgers a car.
- 30:43As you're driving through the streets, you dodge through a bit
- 30:45more traffic roller driving check Oh, doing well 25.
- 30:50He he rolls in 8 and Skits the side and actually falls off his
- 30:53back. It gets back on the bike, and
- 30:56he's now behind you by quite far.
- 30:58Can you already get to the next checkpoint?
- 30:59You are Tunas and Tunas outside having a cigarette and he sees
- 31:02you is that I just I just described ass.
- 31:14So, you get to the next checkpoint, which is tuners
- 31:17roll. Now, did to me and Eddie talk
- 31:20about like, playing dirty. It's just a race or because he
- 31:24shot at me. Yeah.
- 31:25Well blood race rules. Okay, blood race rules, punished
- 31:27for the blood race, it's for the blood race trophy, so he's a
- 31:30super race rules. Great!
- 31:32Great great. Okay if that is the case that's
- 31:34great. Let me just real quick.
- 31:36Make sure if I have anything, I do have a single smoke.
- 31:41They'd left which, which I will use right now.
- 31:49And so as Jeb is going, he like turns the corner and as he's
- 31:53turning, he lets go with his left hand reaches back into his
- 31:58into his left side, saddle bag, takes out a smoke grenade, pulls
- 32:03the pin with his mouth and just drops it along the ground as it
- 32:07rolls past and bursts into a cloud of smoke.
- 32:11Go find and he has to role of agent, 34 Eddie the trick gets
- 32:1834 to evade that smoke and he actually gains the smoke kind of
- 32:23directs him to a different place and he jumps over the back of a
- 32:27tow truck flies over the smoke. Fucking lands on the ground and
- 32:33catches up to you at tuners and he's now parallel to you and you
- 32:37guys are on the street. Again.
- 32:40Jeff's gonna try to an evasive maneuver.
- 32:43He's going to try to like weave back and forth.
- 32:45Getting like like trying to get as close to any of the tricks
- 32:49motorcycles possible. The try to kick his motorcycle
- 32:53into an oncoming car, dope. Roll evasion, 19.
- 32:59He rolls 19 as well. You guys clash with each other.
- 33:03You were equal skill evens out and now you're driving parallel
- 33:07towards the collector Mansion. It all this dirty Drive.
- 33:11The knee is all bullshit. Anyway, listen, I'm gonna beat
- 33:16you fair and square from now on. I'm just going to outdrive.
- 33:20That's all I need Eddie. I don't need of this smoke
- 33:23grenade. None of this shooting.
- 33:25None of this kicking all I need is the wind in my hair and my
- 33:30throttle, full towns. That's fine.
- 33:33He tries to hit your vehicle with his metal Fest and mrs.
- 33:36Entirely master, all evasion. Again, he rolls 17 manages To
- 33:41Shimmy is way out of falling off the bike again, but that gives
- 33:44you an opportunity to get Head and you hit the collector
- 33:47Mansion while the driving check 31?
- 33:51Yeah, tell me. Uncle way that you get some
- 33:53speed Around The Collector, mention the collector, has quite
- 33:57The Eclectic tastes and The Collector.
- 34:01Mansion is known for its strange collection of plants out in the
- 34:10out, and be in the foyer, or out in the in the garden, around the
- 34:14around the mansion. Self and one of those plants I
- 34:19know is from the Badlands and it's called the, the slingshot
- 34:25tree. And of course, if you can, if
- 34:29you can position yourself on a slingshot tree correctly, its
- 34:34branches will. In fact, slingshot you forward,
- 34:38Jeb is riding his motorcycle and takes a drastic turn into the
- 34:44garden around. Collectors mansion and drives up
- 34:49and launches himself onto the branches of the slingshot tree.
- 34:53Which then as namesake would imply.
- 34:57Slingshot. The motorcycle past the rest of
- 35:02the collectors Mansion over the large hedge fences, and back
- 35:09onto the highway just outside of Zone, C outside the front of the
- 35:15collector. Men, ocean Reeves is spinning a
- 35:16side. That's a really cool job.
- 35:21This is that's all done in slow-mo as the camera pivots
- 35:25around his his head, as he spinning the his sign and Jeb
- 35:32kind of blocks the sun with his motorcycle above his head and
- 35:39behind you, how decent pace because he rolls 20 is Eddie the
- 35:43trick. And he manages to Still be
- 35:46behind you. He's behind you so it doesn't
- 35:48care about rules. He's going to shoot you again
- 35:5017. Mrs. You got really far ahead of
- 35:53him, but you feel the bullet passed your ear Roll, Another
- 35:56driving checks, if it distracts, you 24, you're doing great at,
- 36:00he's still behind you, you pass by sawtooths.
- 36:02He's not there obviously. So no one says hello, but the
- 36:06sprayers are still on the outside, disinfecting it.
- 36:09Oh Eddie catches up with a crit 31 and now it's neck-and-neck
- 36:13towards the bar and I get you this time I'm that title and
- 36:16that money is all fucking mine. He tries to hit you with this
- 36:19metal fist again. Good luck Eddie and he goes to
- 36:23punch your bike and his little fist gets caught in the spokes
- 36:26of your back wheel. You don't feel anything but it
- 36:29wrenches him off his bike and his bike goes one way.
- 36:31He goes the other because he rolled a Crip failed to he falls
- 36:36in the street. Roller driving.
- 36:44Check to make sure that the comedy of this moment does not
- 36:46cause you to fall off your bike. 20 and you scared your bike all
- 36:51the way into a little Alleyway. Right?
- 36:55Outside of crystals by Joy. and, I kicked this, the kickstand
- 37:01back out walk inside. I asked ping to Cormier an
- 37:07old-fashioned. And then take it back upstairs
- 37:11to where I lean on the back. Light up a cigarette.
- 37:16Nope. A lot of the cigar and Eddie
- 37:21limps into the alleyway. Well.
- 37:27Wellin. I'm waiting.
- 37:30Yeah fine it pulls out a big wad of cash fucking asshole.
- 37:36Well just goes to show even when all things are equal I'm still
- 37:42the better driver and you gain one reputation.
- 37:44You're the famous One. Jeb you next time.
- 37:48Yep, it sounds like a Scooby-Doo.
- 37:50Think I'm Ali and Eddie like leaves in a huff as he limps
- 37:52away. That's what we're good at. nope,
- 37:56and as he walks away, do you guys want to come back from the
- 38:02Mansion? Would you want have a drive back
- 38:05moment, you and retro I gots patreon content, share our whole
- 38:15conversation will be update. You on?
- 38:17Those are the intense. Make sure you record it in the
- 38:20next session. I'll put it up German dishes.
- 38:22You guys arrived as Eddie's walking away, and there is Jeb.
- 38:26Smoking a cigar in Victory. Do you win?
- 38:29Well, Sano course at one. Tom.
- 38:35What sauna? Okay, that's your name.
- 38:39I don't see it. Congrats Santa.
- 38:43I appreciate that. Bring in the tank cloning tank
- 38:48and to wherever they're doing other stuff.
- 38:52You bring it to the elevator. Yeah.
- 38:54About I'll go. So I'm guessing you want.
- 38:58Yeah. Huh.
- 38:59Sure Ned. Yeah.
- 39:00And you know what? You know what?
- 39:03This calls for a little bit of a celebration Sloane, get over
- 39:09here and then go by Sundown. Do you see that were you
- 39:14watching? I'm sure you are look here have
- 39:18a little some this is for me. Go girl man.
- 39:23That's awesome. Give a high-five we're going to
- 39:26just cheer back and forth. Just yeah I'm good for you.
- 39:29That's awesome. Now you gotta pay me what Well
- 39:32the bet well it on retro screen, you're going to see the count
- 39:39from inside of the Steve mansion and it'll show Sato with five,
- 39:48Jeb with 9 and retro with 17 with well, hold on, hold on,
- 39:57hold on. Yeah, no here at you won't fire
- 40:06in square there. How much I owe you, okay.
- 40:09What said of paying me? You're gonna owe me a favor for
- 40:12later. A fiver.
- 40:14Yeah and you can't say no. Come on, Jeb, Jeb reluctantly
- 40:23reaches out his hand. Rick will put his hand, and you
- 40:28will descend with the cloning tank after making you a deal.
- 40:32Now, retro has an IOU. So I know, and I will go in and
- 40:37see if the cloning and the resurrection of his master.
- 40:42Is successful that I mean resurrecting the entire human
- 40:45being is going to take a few episodes.
- 40:47I mean they clone a bunch of Steve's real quick.
- 40:50Yeah. But it took a few days for each
- 40:51one to mature and grow. I'm what?
- 40:57What do you mean? You're not done.
- 40:58Cloning my master. I literally just arrived with
- 41:01the cloning tank. Yeah, I have a cloning tank.
- 41:04You have the cloning Master, Who quote thousands of Steve's.
- 41:08You have my masters brain, you have everything, you need not
- 41:12know, Ryan wasn't built in a day and human beings.
- 41:14Take nine months. I can do it in about three days.
- 41:17Yeah, it's okay. Sano has about as much knowledge
- 41:21of everything being the same as a microwave.
- 41:23So just going to have to like work with it.
- 41:26Fair enough. I thought it was a stovetop
- 41:31mind, never mind the skies for another joint
- 41:53next time on no latency. Hold on, y'all get a tank alarm
- 42:03to take your drugs. Comes at like, really funny
- 42:07times the times that whenever we mention that you like to eat
- 42:10things, it's very funny. All right.
- 42:14Can we clone my master please? Alright, stranger, hold on, hold
- 42:18on. 30,000 all right, we'll go over there and we'll kill
- 42:22everybody for you. But first, can you please help
- 42:25me fix my master? That's really Lee descriptive
- 42:30ping. Are you sure you understand what
- 42:31he means? Yes.
- 42:34We also don't want them to be alive because they know where
- 42:37the bar is that they can tell all sorts of people.
- 42:39So but let's be honest, we can't just start killing everybody.
- 42:43Who knows about the bar? I people can know about it, just
- 42:48not people that are enemies of us.
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