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Nephew Tommy's Christmas Song, Sista O'Dell, Sidepiece Christmas Rules, Would You Rather, and more! - 12.16.24 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time. Y'all don't know y'all all at all, So.
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  Speaker 3: Don't given them.
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  Speaker 2: Black a bu bu boozy.
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  Speaker 4: Listening to show, I don't joy, yeah, Joy?
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  Speaker 2: Have you got to.
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  Speaker 5: Turn?
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  Speaker 3: You love?
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  Speaker 6: You turn turn?
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  Speaker 7: I can't.
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  Speaker 8: I got to turn the mouth turn.
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  Speaker 6: I probably got to turn mouth out turn then a.
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  Speaker 9: Look, come on, come on, you'll think that, Uh huh,
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  Speaker 9: I sure will.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning everybody. You are listening to the voice, come
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  Speaker 2: on dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got
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  Speaker 2: a radio show. Man, oh man, oh man? How good
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  Speaker 2: is God to me? And part of the mission and
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  Speaker 2: the reason that I have a radio show is to
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  Speaker 2: become a share of more and more of a share
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  Speaker 2: of you know. I used to hear my mother say
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  Speaker 2: it to me all the time, But God blesses you
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  Speaker 2: to become a blessing. And I think the more you
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  Speaker 2: understand that about yourself, I think the more blessings will
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  Speaker 2: flow your way. I think that once you understand the
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  Speaker 2: principle that.
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  Speaker 3: You know.
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  Speaker 2: But it's kind of tied together with some other scriptures,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm not too knowledgeable about them, of course, as usual,
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  Speaker 2: but I do know what I've heard, you know, and
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  Speaker 2: you know if you look at something simple as do
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  Speaker 2: unto others as you would have them do unto you,
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  Speaker 2: wouldn't you want somebody to help you if you needed help.
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  Speaker 2: I just know how to get it down there to
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  Speaker 2: where I've been able to understand it. If if there's
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  Speaker 2: a scripture similar that it says do unto others as
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  Speaker 2: you would have them do unto you, or if that's
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  Speaker 2: you know, in a prayer, would not you want somebody
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  Speaker 2: to help you if you needed help? You've heard you
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  Speaker 2: reap what you sow? Do you understand that if you
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  Speaker 2: so discord, that discord is gonna come your way. That
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  Speaker 2: if you hate, hate gonna come your way. If you
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  Speaker 2: blog nothing but negative comments about people, your life will
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  Speaker 2: be filled with negativity. If all you do is talk
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  Speaker 2: about people, then guess what somebody got to turn that
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  Speaker 2: gun around and talk about you. See, it just stands
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  Speaker 2: to reason. So what I've learned in my life and
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  Speaker 2: through all the trial and tribulations that I've had, is
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  Speaker 2: to take those lessons and share them with people in
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  Speaker 2: case you ain't heard it from somebody else. See sometimes
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  Speaker 2: and the reason it seems like I'm redundant, at times,
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  Speaker 2: is what I am is because I'm always trying to
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  Speaker 2: find a different way to say the same thing. Because
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  Speaker 2: it's a funny thing. Man, you got to hear it
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  Speaker 2: a certain way for it to click with you. How
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  Speaker 2: many times have I heard a saying and then I
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  Speaker 2: heard it a different way that it clicked with me.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I've heard of this saying right here, Remember
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  Speaker 2: this now, everybody's not happy for you. We've all heard that,
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  Speaker 2: right everybody's not happy for you. Well, that's very simple.
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  Speaker 2: I don't need no explanation. That simply means of all
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  Speaker 2: the people you know or do not know, when something
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  Speaker 2: happens to you and you celebrating it, everybody not gonna
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  Speaker 2: join in on the celebration. That's all that is. But
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  Speaker 2: then you take it one step further. My father used
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  Speaker 2: to say something to me all the time. He says, son,
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  Speaker 2: everybody come with you can't go with you. I didn't
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  Speaker 2: get that when I was fifteen. Everybody come with you
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  Speaker 2: can't go with you. He said, you're gonna lose some
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  Speaker 2: of these friends you got along the way. But I
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  Speaker 2: don't care where you get in life. Know this right here,
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  Speaker 2: everybody can't go with you if you are constantly trying
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  Speaker 2: to improve yourself. You constantly have to take assessment of
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  Speaker 2: the people around you. Because if you are going to
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  Speaker 2: continue to go and continue to grow, then guess what
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  Speaker 2: you got to have people that's on the goal and
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  Speaker 2: willing to grow, or else, guess what you're gonna learn
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  Speaker 2: the valuable lesson. You know, the late boxing promoter Butch Lewis.
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  Speaker 2: I was talking with Butcher Lewis one time, and man
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  Speaker 2: with a good brother man, he say, every successful man
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  Speaker 2: is doing what I call he got rope work to do.
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  Speaker 2: He got rope work to do. He got to put
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  Speaker 2: in work on rope. And I'm sitting there listening to
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  Speaker 2: Butch Lewis and all the money he had made and
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  Speaker 2: all the people's lives he had changed, and all of
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  Speaker 2: the moves he was making. And he's an incredible skills
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  Speaker 2: as a negotiator on behalf of some very very wealthy people.
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  Speaker 2: He was just an amazing man with no education, but
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  Speaker 2: he read everything. He Butch Lewis read all the papers,
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  Speaker 2: all the periodicals. That brother knew everything. He said, you
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  Speaker 2: got to put in rope. And I was sitting there listening.
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  Speaker 2: He said, here's the analogy, little brother. He said, you
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  Speaker 2: are on rope. There's a thick rope. You have on
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  Speaker 2: no shirt, you have on some tattered clothes. You have
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  Speaker 2: on no shoes. Your shorts is cut off just below
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  Speaker 2: the knee, and they tatted, and you got dirt on
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  Speaker 2: you and your sweating. There's this huge, huge raw rope
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  Speaker 2: over your shoulder. There's burn marks on all of your shoes.
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  Speaker 2: Connected to that rope is a wagon. That wagon has
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  Speaker 2: all your weight on it, all your responsibilities, all the
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  Speaker 2: people you're responsible for, all your children, your wife, your
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  Speaker 2: family members, your employees, your coworkers, your friends. They are
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  Speaker 2: all on that wagon.
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  Speaker 3: Man.
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  Speaker 2: They just sitting there. He's saying, what you gotta do
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  Speaker 2: is you gotta pull that wagon up the heel. Now,
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  Speaker 2: only thing with it is can't nobody help you pull
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  Speaker 2: your wagon? You pull your wagon alone. He say. Now,
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  Speaker 2: what you can do along the way of pulling your
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  Speaker 2: wagon is you can find yourself a good wife, a
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  Speaker 2: good woman. He say, Now, what that woman does is
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  Speaker 2: she get down off the wagon. She fan you while
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  Speaker 2: you pull it. She put water on you while you
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  Speaker 2: pull it. She puts stuff in your mouth while you
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  Speaker 2: pull it. She kicked rocks out the weight while you
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  Speaker 2: pull it. But she but she pull it for you.
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  Speaker 2: But she is equally as important as you are on
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  Speaker 2: the pull of the He say, you hear me clearly now,
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  Speaker 2: young soldier. He said, nah, I got this here, he says,
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  Speaker 2: people on your wagon that you're responsible for. But you
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  Speaker 2: want the people on your wagon to help you get
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  Speaker 2: your wagon to the top. So what you hope is
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  Speaker 2: that they got their foot hanging over the side pushing,
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  Speaker 2: They got one leg over the back, or maybe both
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  Speaker 2: legs over the back pushing. They got they might have
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  Speaker 2: they butt on the wagon, but they push you with
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  Speaker 2: both legs. They back facing your back, maybe some of
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  Speaker 2: them facing you when one of them got left leg
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  Speaker 2: hanging over trying to push. And you hope that all
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  Speaker 2: them people on the wagon you pulling is back there
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  Speaker 2: at least trying to help the wagon get to the
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  Speaker 2: top of the hill. Here go your problem. Though everybody
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  Speaker 2: ain't pushing, Everybody ain't pulling. Ain't everybody ain't pulling, Everybody
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  Speaker 2: ain't kicking rocks out the way. You got some people
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  Speaker 2: on your wagon that's just laying on the wagon, draking lemonade,
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  Speaker 2: looking at you, talking about how long it's taking you
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  Speaker 2: to get your wagon up to the top at you
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  Speaker 2: talking about why this wagon is so slow. Then when
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  Speaker 2: you start picking up picking up speed, they want you
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  Speaker 2: to pull harder, you to pull faster, you to pull more.
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  Speaker 2: Then they want you to throw what you then earned
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  Speaker 2: on the way up the hill backed on the wagon
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  Speaker 2: so they can have MO. But guess what, they ain't
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  Speaker 2: helping you get more. But they got a sense of
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  Speaker 2: entitlement that since you got MO, they should have MO.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody come with you can't go with you. Sometimes you
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  Speaker 2: gotta kick the people off the wagon that ain't pushing
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  Speaker 2: and pull it and say, hey, man, I'm sorry. I
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  Speaker 2: thought I could do this with you, and I thought
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  Speaker 2: you was going with me. But it's clear to me
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  Speaker 2: you ain't nothing but dead weight. And it ain't my
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  Speaker 2: responsibility to carry dead weight anymore. I have carried you
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  Speaker 2: as long as I have to carry you. You are
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  Speaker 2: no longer my responsibility. I'm responsible for my family, my wife,
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  Speaker 2: my children. I'm not responsible for you. You got to
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  Speaker 2: get off my wagon because I'm a man on rope.
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  Speaker 2: I'm on a mission, baby, I'm pulling.
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  Speaker 10: And let me ask you something. You know, it's how
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  Speaker 10: they seems we got to buy gifts. But you know what,
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  Speaker 10: can you imagine all the money in your lifetime that
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  Speaker 10: you spent on women, if you could get that money back,
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  Speaker 10: what would you do with that money?
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  Speaker 1: You just you spent on women?
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  Speaker 2: Well, some women. That'd be last time you mayble ask
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  Speaker 2: me that question. Because I won't be on this radio
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  Speaker 2: no more. Let's just start because I done got up
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  Speaker 2: my last morning to entertain anybody. I'm gonna have a
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  Speaker 2: court gesture. Somebody gonna wake up in the morning come
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  Speaker 2: entertain me. He gonna be a little clown here gonna
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  Speaker 2: have a little monkey with him. He gonna a little monkey,
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  Speaker 2: gonna have a little pill box had on. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 2: have let dance and little monkeys and everything. Somebody gonna
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  Speaker 2: entertain me in the morning. The majority of the money
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  Speaker 2: you will spend in your life as a man will
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  Speaker 2: be spent on the female species. Listen to me, if
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  Speaker 2: you are a hetero sexual man, the majority of the
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  Speaker 2: money you will spend in your life will be on
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  Speaker 2: the female species. It has been worth every damn dollar
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  Speaker 2: telling you it has been money well spent. I've got
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  Speaker 2: a lot of trouble with it, but Lord have mercy.
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  Speaker 2: The rewards have been overwhelmingly in a woman's It is
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  Speaker 2: a man's job to do that. I wish young man
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  Speaker 2: could get this, And I don't know how to tell
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  Speaker 2: it to him without sounding like I'm talking down to him.
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  Speaker 2: But ARISTOTLEO Nasi's the billionaire that married Jackie ol NASA's
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  Speaker 2: after she was married to President Kennedy and he was killed,
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  Speaker 2: the best quote he ever had. If women did not exist,
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  Speaker 2: all the money in the world would have no meaning.
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  Speaker 2: It just wouldn't mean nothing.
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  Speaker 5: Man.
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  Speaker 2: I thank God for women. I do wish I had
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  Speaker 2: that money back though.
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  Speaker 11: All right, coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour,
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  Speaker 11: we'll hear from Reverend Motown and Diggon deaf Jam and
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  Speaker 11: church complaints.
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  Speaker 1: All right, here we are. It is Monday.
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  Speaker 11: It is time for church complaints with Reverend Motown and
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  Speaker 11: Deacon deaf Jam.
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  Speaker 2: Ooh ooh. Here we are on another grid, d sponsored
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  Speaker 2: and brought to you by dear Lord, Yes and Lindon.
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  Speaker 12: His goodness.
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  Speaker 2: Is immense. Yes, it is thy Rochester. That's right. All
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  Speaker 2: that we ain't h plus some in more.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Here, as grateful as we are, we find ourselves on
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  Speaker 2: this Monday, gathered again for the most ungrateful congregation oder today.
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  Speaker 2: That's right, the jack pot joined the Jerusalem Congregation always
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  Speaker 2: got some complaints. Here is come on starting to staying
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  Speaker 2: out past. It's just a.
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  Speaker 13: Judesa and Middleton. I shouted too loud yesterday. And one
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  Speaker 13: of the ushers, brother Raymond Lockhart, once somebody told him
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  Speaker 13: to try to quieten her down. He plucked some flexa
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  Speaker 13: seal over her mouth to quieting her, that flex and
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  Speaker 13: seal tape that you see on the commercial.
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  Speaker 2: And she is highly upset and it took forever to.
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  Speaker 13: Get it off, and her lips is really so and
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  Speaker 13: her cheeks heels too past. He slapped up some flex
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  Speaker 13: and steal over her mouth to quieting her down.
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  Speaker 2: Well, a lot of male members have asked about this,
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  Speaker 2: what do you call it?
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  Speaker 13: Flexa seal? You know the stuff that that stopped the
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  Speaker 13: water from coming through the boat.
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  Speaker 2: You know you've seen it on that A lot of
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  Speaker 2: men that WoT that recipe at they house. Can you
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  Speaker 2: let us know what that is exactly and how much
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  Speaker 2: it is? But we're gonna start selling it at your church.
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  Speaker 2: A lot of wives have asked for it too, so
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  Speaker 2: it could be a top seller and go all the
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  Speaker 2: money proceeds will go towards the building for it. I
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  Speaker 2: will make her know that that pastor.
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  Speaker 13: Moving along, Now we got to issue here passed the
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  Speaker 13: brother Amos O'Neill, who has a hump in his back,
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  Speaker 13: is one of the wise men into the tippy this scene.
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  Speaker 13: He is sitting on one of the cameras. Now, that's
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  Speaker 13: a lot of humps in one scene. Past and the
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  Speaker 13: children are confused.
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  Speaker 2: What should we do? Well, we must explain to the
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  Speaker 2: children that as a Nativity scene, that is where the
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  Speaker 2: beginning was come as you are right, just tell the
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  Speaker 2: children that is too. Wise man and four cameras roll
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  Speaker 2: for that. Well, you're gonna have to explain brother Amos
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  Speaker 2: O'Neill's hump to him. Past. I think that's the brother
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  Speaker 2: as is also starring in our Halloween play The hunch
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  Speaker 2: Back or Notre Dame. All right, they're still gonna be
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  Speaker 2: confusing for the year. So the Santa Claus foot stool
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  Speaker 2: at the mall, a lot of keys climbs on his
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  Speaker 2: back to get up on Santa claus lap. We used
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  Speaker 2: that hump every way we changed.
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  Speaker 1: Yes we have, yes, we have all right.
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  Speaker 13: I hope this doesn't offend Brother Jay Anthony past the
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  Speaker 13: big guy, the yard bro lost both big toes due
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  Speaker 13: to diabetes. He's asking that the church get him some
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  Speaker 13: sandals made that the material would come between his third
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  Speaker 13: and fourth toe so he can balance better, but especially made.
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  Speaker 13: Sanders are three hundred and fifty hours the past. So
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  Speaker 13: that's gonna be your call.
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  Speaker 2: Pass. I was thinking about this over the weekend.
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  Speaker 5: He had.
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  Speaker 2: I ran up into him, but he didn't run after
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  Speaker 2: show the toes anyway, that's the truth. I ran up
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  Speaker 2: into him at the Dallas Shoe House. Really, I was
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  Speaker 2: down there house for the girls, the new girls at
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  Speaker 2: the laces. Read up into him, and what I had
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  Speaker 2: suggested to him was by the regular flip flops and
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  Speaker 2: put them on the wrong.
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  Speaker 1: Foot m.
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  Speaker 2: And put them on the rope to make it through
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  Speaker 2: that third and fourth top.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah you think.
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  Speaker 2: Now that were created to move them.
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  Speaker 13: We are taking ministry Christmas photos, this coming wing ministry
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  Speaker 13: Christmas photos, this coming with different ministries, for different ministries.
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  Speaker 2: Pastor, you're gonna have to step in.
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  Speaker 13: You're gonna have to tell all of our ex cons
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  Speaker 13: that they are not a ministry and will not be
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  Speaker 13: taking pictures.
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  Speaker 14: Uh.
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  Speaker 13: No one has stepped to say anything to them yet
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  Speaker 13: because they're scared, especially the one they call Killer J.
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  Speaker 13: He's the one that runs the group. But somebody need
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  Speaker 13: to tell Killer J that they are not a ministry.
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  Speaker 2: But because we don't want no problem. But the reception
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  Speaker 2: is none of them can kneel while taking the photo. Now,
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  Speaker 2: we ain't gonna have to take no photo. Yeah, they
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  Speaker 2: don't want to kneel anything. Everybody wants to take that
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  Speaker 2: prison shot.
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  Speaker 1: That squat that's what is that? The squad?
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  Speaker 2: What's that? That's that photo that all inmates. So they
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  Speaker 2: can't do we have to let them, let them take
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  Speaker 2: the picture. Well, well we're gonna have to. Who's gonna
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  Speaker 2: go in there and tell me the Kate dere all right,
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  Speaker 2: take the picture? Killing J can take it all right? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you cain't run at church if you're not help you
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  Speaker 2: pastor from the grave.
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  Speaker 8: You kill a J.
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  Speaker 2: Got Yeah, we don't let them have taking pictures.
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  Speaker 15: When America needed hope, they delivered this Christmas discovered the
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  Speaker 15: incredible true story of the sixth Triple Eight, the first
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  Speaker 15: and only all black, all female battalion to serve overseas
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  Speaker 15: of Soldiers with a little love from back Home. With
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  Speaker 15: a powerhouse performance from Kerrie Washington, the Sixth Triple Eight
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  Speaker 15: will inspire you and touch your heart. Don't miss the
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  Speaker 15: sixth Triple Eight, written and directed by Tyler Perry, Watch
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  Speaker 15: only on Netflix December twentieth.
• 22:03
  Speaker 11: It is time to ask the clo. This one's from
• 22:07
  Speaker 11: Beverly and Manhattan. Beverly writes, I co parents a seventeen
• 22:11
  Speaker 11: year old daughter with my ex husband, and I punished
• 22:14
  Speaker 11: her for breaking curfew and her daddy bought her a
• 22:17
  Speaker 11: car so she wouldn't be late getting home anymore.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: What I can't win? How do I get him to
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: work with me and not against me?
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: Well, see, you're co parenting, so you're running up into
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: that situation that I used to run up into all
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: the time. What it's the one parent wants to be
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: the Disney parent, you know, when you do something punishment,
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: they come over here and it's Disney all the time,
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: you know, to I'm the better parent, like me more,
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: you know that type of cop Yeah, and it's just
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: it's a horrible situation to be in. I have no
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: advice for you, no, what none?
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: No?
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: When you have something, I mean the daddy. He got
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: to look, man, you can't reward bad behaviors, right, that's
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: just not good parenting. People do it all. I don't know, man,
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: I just people are different, you know, like nowadays, you know,
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: spanking your child she's seventeen, But I'm just spanking your
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: child as outlawed a lot of places. You can't do
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: that ass whoop has been happening in my house since
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: they was born.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: Hello, that's how we were raised, for sure.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: And now they're old enough where it don't have to
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: happen no more. But it was in my house. And
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: call who you want to call. Yeah, you go ask
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: him how many times I whooped his ass? He'll tell
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: you when he will tell you. Broducer will tell you,
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: and Jason will tell you. My daddy beat my ass
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: every time he promised us for You go in there
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: and talk to him about them good dudes right there.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah they are. They really are.
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: Cause an ass whooping. I've never none of their daughters,
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: but them boys. I laid hands on it.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: Meliga in Tuskegee Rights.
• 24:06
  Speaker 11: My man leads the praise dance ministry at our church,
• 24:09
  Speaker 11: and my parents came to town and visited our church
• 24:12
  Speaker 11: you're gonna love this with Steve. I didn't expect my
• 24:15
  Speaker 11: dad to burst out laughing during the performance, because you
• 24:22
  Speaker 11: know you don't like praise dance.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: How do I get my dad to apologize? And how
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: could he be so rude?
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: Hey, your daddy ain't apologizing and your daddy ain't got
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: to apologize. I have said it, good soul, and I'm
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: gonna say it again. I don't know why we have
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: praise dance team. These are all people. Look at it.
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: They all way overweight. They overweight, and they ain't make
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: the gymnastic squads. They didn't make it. They didn't make
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: the cheerleading teeth. Now here they come. You're right, dim,
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: little dim, little dim, little half inch jumps off the ground, spinning,
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: got them big robes on and all this hell. Hey, man,
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: where the quiet?
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: He's the lord in the dance.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: Your daddy came for the quod than is. Set out
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: there and put that rollo and start waving his hands
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: in the air, holding his fingertips straight. Your daddy was
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: holly have been with your daddy. I'd been next to
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: your daddy, and your daddy would have been in the
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: Richard Pride concert. I'm talking about leaning on each other.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: My yousa laughing in church during the performance. I ain't
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: never laughed at no, I'm just saying during the performance,
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: your christ, I've laughed at church.
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: I laughed at brother Rickerson walking around to put his
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: money in and say right, and he failed for the
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: trucking money in the trade. He just dropped what taste.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: I couldn't breathe. Yeah, now, I didn't know if he
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: had had a heart attack or nothing, but the fact
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: that he disappeared in front of that put just dropped off.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: But he tried to catch yourself and turned the money
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: tray over. Long man, all right, I was hollering about
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: that time Reggie. Reggie was walking up the steps with
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: his cry robo and Paul Walker stepped on the back
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: of it and tore a hole in it.
• 26:24
  Speaker 11: Oh man, come on, flesche and Kenosha says, I've been
• 26:31
  Speaker 11: married twice and my seven year old son asked me
• 26:33
  Speaker 11: not to get married again, and he doesn't want my
• 26:36
  Speaker 11: boyfriend to sleep over at the house. Do I explain
• 26:39
  Speaker 11: to my son that mommy's life has to go on,
• 26:42
  Speaker 11: or do I keep my man away for now?
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, your baby? What does all these people keep
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: coming up in here, this rolling there and this revolving.
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: Don't ain't nobody staying what? You don't need to do this, no, mama, Mama,
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: you don't need to get mad no more. And stop
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: letting this man stay over here for he leave like
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: the other three. Mama, who has these people?
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: Who is my daddy?
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: Who I call daddy? I can't remember none of these people. Damn, Mama, damn,
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: it's like you mask like you the mama you're supposed
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: to be raising me. Why is I'm raising you? Get
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: your fans hands down. You don't see this. I'm out
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: here playing basketball. Every time I look up, and I
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: got a new man hollering from me.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: You know, you don't know what?
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: And the last one forgotten my name called me.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: Charles alright, last one Steve Chauncey.
• 27:58
  Speaker 11: And newman says, I live in a small town and
• 28:02
  Speaker 11: I met a woman that has requirements to date her.
• 28:05
  Speaker 11: I'm trying to meet all of them, so I give
• 28:08
  Speaker 11: her money even when I'm short. I dipped into my
• 28:11
  Speaker 11: savings so I don't disappoint her. How do I tell
• 28:14
  Speaker 11: her that I don't have it like that?
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: So to date her you have to pay let me
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: let me ask you what's what?
• 28:27
  Speaker 13: Where?
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: Where did you meet her at?
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: What?
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: Let me ask you a couple of questions. Questions? Okay,
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: but let me ask you a couple of questions. Was
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: she standing somewhere hold of man? Just just let me
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: ask you a couple questions. Was she at the end
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: of the bar by herself drinking? I'm just I'm just
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: trying to work through how you met this wall and
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: the requirements you have to pay sell me? Have you ever?
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: Does she have a website?
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: He should just tell her to be honest with her
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: that he does.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, I got this right here. Let me
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: ask you no question. Dog? Does she have more than
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: two nicknames?
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: Come?
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: Thank you?
• 29:24
  Speaker 16: C l A, we Gotta go, Closters, Steve Harvey, Martin
• 29:29
  Speaker 16: show Man.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: How would you know if your wife is a former stripper?
• 29:34
  Speaker 16: I have a couple of ways that you Okay, If
• 29:38
  Speaker 16: every time she enters the room she grabs the edge
• 29:42
  Speaker 16: of the doorway and swings into the room, that's a
• 29:47
  Speaker 16: damn dead giveaway.
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: She grabbed the edge of that doorway and swang into
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: that room, that's a damn dead gibble. If y'all walking
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: down the street, yeah, and she pick up all the
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: money she see on the sidewalk, even if it's a quarter,
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: a nickel of dime. If she know how to pick
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: up money off the ground, this is a dead giveaway
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: that your wife could have been a stripper.
• 30:17
  Speaker 11: Coming up right after, ladies and gentlemen, Sister Odell, day, oh.
• 30:28
  Speaker 17: Me bye, wrap a barb? Well, well, well, good.
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: Morning is everywhere? You know, it's my favorite holiday. It
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: just pushed me in such good chill with everyone and everything.
• 30:53
  Speaker 15: Holly Hey, sister Odell, Happy holidays.
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: How you doing today, Shirley?
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  Speaker 11: I am doing well, sister Odell. I love the holidays.
• 31:05
  Speaker 11: Merry Christmas to you.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: Go me too, and that's real sweeties. Hey boy with
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: that high boys? Hid you mo is this?
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  Speaker 3: Do dare?
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  Speaker 12: Stand up there?
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: Steal up there, real high boys you got there. Well,
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: might as well say hi to the happiest one on
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: the show for Christmas. Hey, Loia, Hello, good morning, good morning, morning,
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: morning mornings to everyone. So what can I do for
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: y'all today? What did you want? Any special requests? I'm
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: in a given highway spirit to.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: Move well since hotel.
• 31:47
  Speaker 11: First of all, I know you have some holiday traditions
• 31:50
  Speaker 11: like you know when you open your gifts, so on
• 31:53
  Speaker 11: Christmas or what do you do Christmas Eve? Putting up
• 31:55
  Speaker 11: your tree? Things like that, you know, what do you Yeah,
• 31:58
  Speaker 11: what's your Christmas like? And then you know, if we
• 32:01
  Speaker 11: have time, and I hope we did.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: You know most well, you know, Sweeten, most of my
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: family separated, you know, going their own ways and their
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: hair chills and everything. So if I tried to see
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: all of them, I'd just be on the plane all day.
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: So some of them's come over and you know, some
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: time with me. I put my tree up right after
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: Thanksgiving though, oh yes, yes, ma'am, yes, ma'am. So I
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: don't actually put it up myself. I has peoples, Okay, wow,
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: I didn't know that. Well, when you get people, when she.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: Has people that helps me, yeah, she might need a
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: little help.
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: I has people that helps me, you know, like you
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: and you the last person need to ask about who
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: got people? Where Santa Claus gets you from?
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: Well?
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: Do you cook anything special? Sister hotel like a favorite?
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: I cooks, you know, I'm really good at dressing in yams.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: I love dressing and yams. And I buys my turkey
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: now already cook from honey bake that way. I ain't
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: got to be in there watching it, you know, honey,
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: bake do it?
• 33:24
  Speaker 11: Uh huh okay, okay, all right, well you want to
• 33:33
  Speaker 11: bless us with the song since you're here.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: I mean, I know you love Christmas songs.
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: Love you could finish.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: I see it all.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: He cheez?
• 34:07
  Speaker 8: Did you like jingle bells?
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: Cis Jo Dell?
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: Well, you know the original version. They changed it when
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: white people started singing, what.
• 34:16
  Speaker 5: Do you mean?
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: What do you mean like jingle bells? Jingle bells? That's nothing.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: Just used to be jingle bells.
• 34:23
  Speaker 18: Used to go like this, jangle all, jangle all, jangle
• 34:31
  Speaker 18: all jangle jingle lord, jangle bells.
• 34:39
  Speaker 14: Jangle bells, jangle bells, jingle all away, I said, jangle bells,
• 34:47
  Speaker 14: jangle bells, jangle all the way.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: Then you know, white folks couldn't do it, so they
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: had to simplify, you.
• 34:55
  Speaker 11: Know, to what.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, what's your version of the bell don't like you?
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: You know?
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: Okay? Just white? Yeah, just kill all the show in it.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: You know that was off the red nose.
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's good.
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: Well, you know.
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: That's really not a Christmas song because you know everyone
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: knows rain deer.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: Really can't fly, you know, don't tell me.
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: You can't fly, no rainer. Well, y'all the one lying
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: to the kids.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: But what if you want me to tell we have
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: children learning you can't. Yeah, I was devastating.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: Well you know, has they seen him fly?
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: Have a heart, sister Odell. Now come on, this is
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: for the kids.
• 35:57
  Speaker 12: What about like I have.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: At Okay for the kids. Okay, so then listen to me.
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: For the kids listening, this is what's happening. There's a
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: white man that puts on the suit and gets in
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: the sledg with twelve reindeer, and they put him all
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: across the hood and he slams on people's roofing and
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: theyver been shot, and comes down the chimney and it
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: fetched down everybody's chimney. Now, if you ain't got the chimney,
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: he comes through the windows or under the door, and
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: then he loves all the presents, the stuff you don't want.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: And that's what he is.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: He's just sat across and you ain't ever got what
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: you wanted. That pretty much explains hits that.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: Well, all I can say to that is thank you,
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: sister Odell.
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: Shite the snow.
• 36:56
  Speaker 5: Over to you.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: Can you tell them what's coming.
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: Last fit?
• 37:03
  Speaker 15: I guess you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show
• 37:09
  Speaker 15: at the Salvation Army. Love gives beyond situation and season.
• 37:14
  Speaker 15: While lights are sparkling and temperatures are dropping, You can
• 37:18
  Speaker 15: be the difference for a family in need right in
• 37:21
  Speaker 15: your local community. Your donation puts presents under the tree
• 37:25
  Speaker 15: today and food on the table all year long, warm
• 37:29
  Speaker 15: hearts and homes beyond the Christmas season. By donating twenty
• 37:33
  Speaker 15: five dollars a month at Salvation Army USA dot org,
• 37:37
  Speaker 15: help a neighbor in need through the holidays and beyond.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: All Right, guys, it is time now for a round them.
• 37:44
  Speaker 11: Would you rather? Would you rather go caroling Christmas? Caroling
• 37:48
  Speaker 11: shirtless in the snow? Would or would your sleigh ride
• 37:53
  Speaker 11: with your ex? Would you rather sleigh ride with your ex?
• 37:56
  Speaker 11: Were caroling shortless Christmas? Caroling shirtless, no shirt in the
• 38:00
  Speaker 11: snow when it's cold, or a sleigh ride with your ex?
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: Would you rather do that?
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: I'm not doing nothing with my eggs. I'm out there
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: butt necking.
• 38:08
  Speaker 12: In this joy to the world, your shirt.
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: On, out there singing with a hot mug and therap fluke.
• 38:21
  Speaker 8: Knowing you're gonna get pneumonia, know.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: And don't care?
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 38:28
  Speaker 11: Would you rather pecans and marshmallows in your yams or
• 38:32
  Speaker 11: eggs in your mac and cheese?
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: Which one?
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: Neither?
• 38:36
  Speaker 11: No?
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, you're gonna go on to put them
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: pecans and marshmallows on top of them, yam? What you're
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: not fitting to do? Just putting no eggs? You need MacAfee?
• 38:51
  Speaker 13: All right?
• 38:53
  Speaker 11: Would you rather have sex one time with your celebrity crush? Okay,
• 38:59
  Speaker 11: if you know, provided it's okay, one time with your
• 39:02
  Speaker 11: celebrity crush.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: Or would you rather have a dream vacation for Christmas?
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: B Oh? The hell with that vacation? What that marry food?
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: Best?
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: And you get this cracking for twenty four hours?
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: Me? What?
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: And when that's over?
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: What you're doing? I don't give a damn what I'm
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: doing after that? Yes, yeah, I mean vacation because you're
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: still trying to figure out what Christmas gift he is seeing.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: That'd be a great Christmas gift, a dream vacation.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay, there you go. You're learning, you're learning. Okay,
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: that's one, okay, all right, okay?
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: Seaun Watson spa treatment.
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: For Chris.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: You just shots fired last breaking with yeah, don't do it.
• 40:10
  Speaker 11: Don't listen to him, Junior. All right, here's here's one.
• 40:14
  Speaker 11: Would you rather buy each family member a Christmas gift?
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: Or would you just rather give gift cards? Would you
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: rather go and actually buy them a gift?
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: Or would you rather be a Walgreen? They got all them, ax,
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: they got all them.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: So you just go on your books Christmas shopping.
• 40:33
  Speaker 8: Doune, check up.
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: My medication and you think you'll call that the same time?
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: Such a convenience.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: That's the win, win, win is the win?
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: Yes, all right, that's today's roundup.
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: Would you rather hey, good morning, this is your man,
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: Steve Harvey. What Christmas means to me is a celebration
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: of life, the birth, the life, the gift of giving
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: from my family, yours and the crew from the Steve
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: Harvey Morning Show. Happy holidays.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show.
• 41:08
  Speaker 11: All right, So all of the Steve Harvey Nation veterans
• 41:11
  Speaker 11: know that nephew Tommy has a lot of people in
• 41:13
  Speaker 11: his head. We all know that they used to come
• 41:15
  Speaker 11: out all the time and perform with him here on
• 41:18
  Speaker 11: the show. And then on stage of the comedy shows. Well,
• 41:21
  Speaker 11: a few years ago, the people in Tommy's head, all
• 41:24
  Speaker 11: of them got together and made a hit Christmas song.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: They got the studio, Yes they did. They got in
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: the studio and cranked one out.
• 41:33
  Speaker 16: Girl.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: You want to hear it? Here you go.
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: For the NFL Cruizmas.
• 42:00
  Speaker 13: Boy, tried to feel real, ring up down to keep
• 42:02
  Speaker 13: it real the Christmas and eating.
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: Now you don't no trouble, don't want no fight. I
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: didn't know. I really was insane, trip gee, I tell him,
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: went the coach whatever your brand? Who rapedhood?
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: About that? What I like?
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: Mama and the kitchen, got the house and the gold.
• 42:19
  Speaker 7: And the jails, and but now the pull wait to
• 42:22
  Speaker 7: hit that mac and cheese collar, greense and black eyed peas.
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: Right, come on with them?
• 42:35
  Speaker 6: Take you what is.
• 42:39
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• 43:15
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• 43:40
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna say what you say.
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  Speaker 3: You can't say what.
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  Speaker 13: You say about y'all had a we had a coup.
• 43:50
  Speaker 13: It was regular turk three thats now, I said, three
• 43:59
  Speaker 13: weel roads, guy, Okay, what I do?
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: What did you just got to? What did you just say?
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: I said the three week? Why did you now?
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: Damn three? You didn't make it out that time?
• 44:19
  Speaker 13: So I got first.
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: I'm the one that invited you.
• 44:24
  Speaker 13: Hold alrighty, I'm the one invited you to come be
• 44:27
  Speaker 13: on the old single we made for Christmas.
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: So you know what on the real this right up,
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• 44:41
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, oh my god, hey man, hey man,
• 44:45
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  Speaker 2: I'm the one invited you on this soul That was classic, Yes,
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• 45:24
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• 45:41
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• 46:18
  Speaker 11: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
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• 46:24
  Speaker 11: the subject is I knew it.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: Was too good to be true.
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: Mm hmmm.
• 46:29
  Speaker 11: We'll get into that, find out what that's all about
• 46:31
  Speaker 11: in just a few Not exactly what you might think, though,
• 46:36
  Speaker 11: we'll find out right now. The nephew is here with
• 46:39
  Speaker 11: today's prank phone call, nephew, what you.
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: Got for us?
• 46:43
  Speaker 7: We're gonna go to deep in the archives? Paper Clips?
• 46:48
  Speaker 7: Paper clips sound pretty simple?
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: Yes, it does.
• 46:53
  Speaker 13: Watch me work though, Watch me work now, cat Dog,
• 46:56
  Speaker 13: give you would paper clips?
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to reach for Veronica. Is hi have Ironica?
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: How you doing? My name is Philip. I'm from CORP.
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: How you doing?
• 47:09
  Speaker 20: I'm good? Thank you? That can I help you?
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: To day?
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: You were with the company here? See you just left
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: about what six months ago?
• 47:17
  Speaker 20: That's correct?
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: Okay? And you left with a severance? Am I right?
• 47:21
  Speaker 20: That's right? I'm sorry who im'm thinking with?
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: Philip? My name is Philip, Philip. I'm actually calling on
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: some security questions and wanted to reach out to you.
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: Now you you own your own travel agency, now that's correct, okay.
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: Now you actually left with a severance when you when
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: you left the company? Is that right?
• 47:41
  Speaker 20: That's right?
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: Okay? And how long were you actually with?
• 47:45
  Speaker 20: I was there for eight years. I'm sorry who I'm
• 47:47
  Speaker 20: thinking to again.
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: My name is Philip. I'm with security and what can
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: I do for you?
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: Philip?
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: Uh? Well, we got we have you. You started this business? Now?
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: Did you started before you left?
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: Philip?
• 48:01
  Speaker 20: I started this bigness after I left there.
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: You started it after you left there, that's correct, one month,
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: one month after you left there. Okay, So the reason
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: why I'm giving you a call, and I've been you know,
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: we've gone through some security tapes and things of that nature.
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: We're missing so many rims of paper, We're missing thousands
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: of paper clips, We're missing so many office supplies, and
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: it's been brought to the securities attention that it's targeting
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: that you are the person that has taken all of
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: this office. I'm sorry.
• 48:33
  Speaker 20: Let me get this right, so us you are calling
• 48:35
  Speaker 20: my place of business after me if I have used
• 48:38
  Speaker 20: paper clips and paper I have customers in my establishment
• 48:41
  Speaker 20: right now. I can't talk to you about this.
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: Okay, ma'am listen. I know that I'm sorry for calling
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: your place to business, but I want to say that
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: we're at the point of actually picking you up behind
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: items that have been taken from the company. So I
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: wanted to call and see if we could get it
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: taken care of over the phone. Now you got to go.
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: Then I'm going to have to actually to come out
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: to your business. And that's something that I'm trying not
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: to do.
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: You know what, Hold on a.
• 49:04
  Speaker 20: Second, you hold that one? Who is this on my
• 49:07
  Speaker 20: phone talking about through damn paper clips? I have been
• 49:10
  Speaker 20: going from there for six months and you calling me
• 49:13
  Speaker 20: now by some.
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: Paper and some what paper clips? Man? We're missing at
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: least five thousand paper clips.
• 49:19
  Speaker 20: I'm gonna tell you what you can do.
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: Miss.
• 49:21
  Speaker 20: I have been out of that company for six months.
• 49:23
  Speaker 20: I worked for y'all for eight years, and you all
• 49:25
  Speaker 20: let me go. I didn't take anything from you.
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: Okay. Have you ever used any paper or any paper
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: clips outside of have you done that?
• 49:34
  Speaker 20: Of course I use paper every day I'll run a business.
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: Okay, But you're using our paper for your own personal business,
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: your travel agent or whatever it is that you have.
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: You're using office supplies. That right there is against the laws.
• 49:47
  Speaker 20: Oh no, I will go and buy you some damn
• 49:50
  Speaker 20: paper clips.
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: Okay, Well we don't want paper clips, man. Now we've
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: given you a severnth way and from my understanding. It's
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: been a substantial amount, and right now gonna be filing
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: charges and taking you to court over these paper clips
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: and paper I'm.
• 50:05
  Speaker 20: Gonna tell you what you can do the five thousand
• 50:06
  Speaker 20: paper clips, I'm a paper cliping together and hang you
• 50:08
  Speaker 20: off for by your I ain't steal no damn paper clips.
• 50:10
  Speaker 20: You're gonna call me six months late to talk about
• 50:12
  Speaker 20: some paper and paper clips?
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: Good, ma'am. I don't want to go back fill up.
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry this is some fill up. So are you
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: wanting to return all the merchandise because it looks like
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: I needn't.
• 50:23
  Speaker 20: Take no merchandise. I don't have to steal nothing from y'all.
• 50:26
  Speaker 20: I worked for you for eight years talking about something.
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: For eight years. You stole paper paper clips, you stole
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: off the supplies, scissors, masking tape. You have taken markers, pens.
• 50:41
  Speaker 20: We got it down for no what video takes you got, Philip?
• 50:44
  Speaker 20: I ain't steal nothing from y'all. I was employee of
• 50:46
  Speaker 20: the year. You all gave me a seven package. How
• 50:48
  Speaker 20: dare you call me six months later? You can take
• 50:50
  Speaker 20: them paper clips and shove them up your behind?
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: Excuse me?
• 50:53
  Speaker 20: Are we done here?
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: No? We're not done here.
• 50:55
  Speaker 20: So take your video tape and your paper clips and
• 50:59
  Speaker 20: your scissors, and you know what to.
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: Do with them. No, no, I don't man. Now listen,
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: what we're gonna have to do is you're gonna get
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: served right there at your travel agency. Where are you locating, Jesue?
• 51:10
  Speaker 20: So you know what, I'm gonna give you my address
• 51:11
  Speaker 20: because you come over here. I got some scissons for
• 51:13
  Speaker 20: your fill up. I don't have time for this. You
• 51:16
  Speaker 20: want my address, you can come on over here.
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: Look it up Google.
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: We want our paper clips back.
• 51:21
  Speaker 20: You want me come get them, then, matter of fact,
• 51:24
  Speaker 20: give me your address. Fill if I'll bring them to you.
• 51:26
  Speaker 20: Steal those damned paper clips. I'm a Christian woman, and
• 51:29
  Speaker 20: you got me on this phone cussin and fight you
• 51:31
  Speaker 20: with you. I'm not faking to a little paper clips.
• 51:33
  Speaker 20: What's your address, Silip.
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: We're missing over five thousand paper clips and we need those. Now,
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: what's your address.
• 51:39
  Speaker 20: I'm gonna bring your damn paper and paper clips to you?
• 51:41
  Speaker 20: How about that?
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: So you are you are guilty of using the paper
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: aren't you?
• 51:48
  Speaker 20: We all used paper?
• 51:49
  Speaker 11: Fill up?
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: I don't deal, which means guess what it's against the law,
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: which means you something. If you have taken one paper clip,
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: it's against the law and we walk on you.
• 52:01
  Speaker 20: You got pins in your car? I feel a better
• 52:03
  Speaker 20: a corporation.
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: I bet you do. I work for the company.
• 52:07
  Speaker 20: I'm trying to run a business. So you feeling too.
• 52:09
  Speaker 20: Give me your voice's number. You calling my damn phone
• 52:11
  Speaker 20: talking about some pens and paper cliffs. Here, watch your line,
• 52:15
  Speaker 20: give me your address. I'll bring the pens and paper clips.
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: You ain't got to you taking so many pins and
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: so many paper clips thousands of.
• 52:23
  Speaker 20: Runs run a business. Don't call my phone with it.
• 52:26
  Speaker 13: I'm talking about.
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: Some I'm gonna stay this cision now. I'm gonna go
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: ahead and order come over. I'm ordering the police to
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: come and pick you up, okay, because I'm trying to
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: get the problem taking care of the phone.
• 52:37
  Speaker 20: Bring the police and you come with them.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: Come get it.
• 52:41
  Speaker 20: I got something for your when you get here, bring them.
• 52:43
  Speaker 20: You're calling me about some paper and paper cliffs. I've
• 52:46
  Speaker 20: been going from there for six months.
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: You cleamn you have stolen paper clips from the company,
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: and we won't our paper clips back.
• 52:53
  Speaker 20: Bring your over here. You wanna get some damn paper
• 52:56
  Speaker 20: cliffs and I'm gonna call my man so we can
• 52:58
  Speaker 20: kick your here if you want to. You want to address,
• 53:01
  Speaker 20: you want to address up. Come on, I'm a professional.
• 53:05
  Speaker 20: I'm trying to run a business. I gotta walk away
• 53:06
  Speaker 20: from my customers to.
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: Be with some buy some pens and paper clips and
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: paper clips. Because you stole over five thousand paper you're
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: feet and then you also you better be ready because
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: you stole some stuff for Tommy and he's been over
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: here about it too. Wait a minute, wait, Tommy says
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: you stolen a bunch of his stuff.
• 53:27
  Speaker 20: Listen, I don't know nobody.
• 53:30
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• 53:33
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• 53:35
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• 53:38
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• 53:40
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• 53:44
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• 53:45
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• 53:49
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• 53:52
  Speaker 15: Ooh?
• 53:53
  Speaker 20: I'm gonna kick cut I'm going to get her right now.
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna kick hert calm down.
• 53:59
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• 54:02
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• 54:06
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  Speaker 13: That's it right there. That that that that that's it
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• 54:25
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• 54:54
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  Speaker 11: I knew it was too good to be true. Dear
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  Speaker 11: Stephen Shirley. I'm thirty three years old and I've been
• 56:29
  Speaker 11: dating this great guy that a friend introduced me too.
• 56:33
  Speaker 11: He's thirty eight years old, never been married, and no children.
• 56:36
  Speaker 11: He looks good, smells good, and he has a good job.
• 56:39
  Speaker 11: We started dating a month ago when he invited me
• 56:41
  Speaker 11: to his class reunion recently. They had our d'eures and
• 56:45
  Speaker 11: drinks and he fixed us a plate of food to share.
• 56:48
  Speaker 11: He was killing these tuna sandwiches that were cut into
• 56:52
  Speaker 11: tiny triangles, and I told him and didn't smell right
• 56:55
  Speaker 11: to me. Three hours later, he excused himself to go
• 56:58
  Speaker 11: to the bathroom and he was gone for thirty minutes.
• 57:02
  Speaker 11: He texted me and said to meet him at his car,
• 57:04
  Speaker 11: and he asked me to drive him home. He went
• 57:07
  Speaker 11: straight to the bathroom. When we got to his house,
• 57:10
  Speaker 11: I did not go to the bathroom door to check
• 57:12
  Speaker 11: on him. He finally came out of the bathroom and
• 57:15
  Speaker 11: said he was going to take a shower and get
• 57:17
  Speaker 11: into bed. He asked me if I would stay with him.
• 57:21
  Speaker 11: I said no, and I suggested that he go to
• 57:24
  Speaker 11: the er if he's that much in pain. I got
• 57:28
  Speaker 11: in an uber and I went home. The next day,
• 57:31
  Speaker 11: I called to check on him, and he said he
• 57:33
  Speaker 11: didn't want to talk to me ever again, since I
• 57:35
  Speaker 11: didn't seem to care that he was sick the night before,
• 57:38
  Speaker 11: he said, I don't know how to take care of
• 57:40
  Speaker 11: a man. What more could I have done for him
• 57:43
  Speaker 11: that night? Do I try to work things out with
• 57:45
  Speaker 11: him or let him go? There's really nothing to work out.
• 57:49
  Speaker 11: I mean, you both showed who you really are. That's
• 57:52
  Speaker 11: when you get to see the real character, the true
• 57:54
  Speaker 11: character of a person, like in trying times, like thieves.
• 57:58
  Speaker 11: If he's sick, or if something happened to you, then
• 58:00
  Speaker 11: you get to see. So you saw, okay, he was
• 58:03
  Speaker 11: sick with what sounded like food poisoning. You drove him
• 58:07
  Speaker 11: home after he asked you. He said after he got
• 58:10
  Speaker 11: home that he was going to take a shower and
• 58:12
  Speaker 11: go to bed, and at that point it was okay
• 58:15
  Speaker 11: that you went home. You obviously didn't feel comfortable staying there.
• 58:19
  Speaker 11: I mean, you guys have only been dating for a month.
• 58:22
  Speaker 11: At the reunion, you told him the tuna sandwiches didn't
• 58:25
  Speaker 11: smell right, he didn't listen, he scarfed them down anyway.
• 58:30
  Speaker 11: You also suggested that he go to the er if
• 58:33
  Speaker 11: he was in that much pain. He didn't respond to
• 58:35
  Speaker 11: that either, and you didn't offer to take him. You
• 58:38
  Speaker 11: called the next morning to check on him, which shows
• 58:41
  Speaker 11: you do care. You were concerned, But he was mad
• 58:44
  Speaker 11: that you didn't stay the night with him, and he
• 58:46
  Speaker 11: said you didn't know how to take care of a man.
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: Well, that was insulting.
• 58:50
  Speaker 11: I mean, maybe a glimpse of what's to come if
• 58:52
  Speaker 11: something else happens between you two, if you stay in this.
• 58:56
  Speaker 11: So I think it's good that you guys go your
• 58:59
  Speaker 11: separate way.
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: Steve, Wow, you and I differ on this one so much,
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: so much. This is a sad, sad letter because you know,
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: she said the subject of the letters, I knew it
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: was too good to be true. Really, well, ladies, here
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: we go. Let's just walk down this from the male perspective,
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: because I know sometimes you don't like to do that,
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: but let's just look at this from the male perspective.
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm gonna do, because I'm trying to find
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: out in this letter what this dude is wrong at
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: I'm struggling, okay, and I'm being real with y'all because
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: and you'll understand what I'm saying as I take you
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: through this. You're thirty three years old. You've been dating
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: this great guy that a friend introduced you to. He's
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: thirty eight, never been buried in no children. He looks good,
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: smells good, he has a good job. We started dating
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: a month ago, Okay, So that means this that we're
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: about to describe is not a first date. They started
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: dating a month ago. Now, there's nothing in this letter
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 2: that says this woman is going by the ninety day
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: rule or anything. All we know is the facts is
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: they've been dating for a month, which means they've been
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: out on several occasions. Ain't nobody gonna take you to
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: the class reunion first date? Ain't that ain't a good look?
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: So okay, here we go or derbs and drinks. He
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: fixed play of food for us to share. He was
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: killing these tune of sandwiches cut into triangles. I told
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: him it didn't smell right to me. Three hours later,
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: he excused himself to go to the bathroom. He was
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: gone for thirty minutes. He texted me and said, to
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: meet him at his car. He asked me to drive
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: him home. He went straight to the bathroom when we
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: got to his house. I did not go to the
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: bathroom door to check on him. Right there. Okay, let's
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: just make note of that. She didn't even go to
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: the bathroom door to check on him. You know, Look,
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: if somebody leaves in the middle of their class reunion
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: asked you to come to the car and drive them home,
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: something's wrong. Something is wrong. Number one, You didn't even
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: go to the bathroom door to check on it. And
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: this is you writing the letter. This ain't him accusing
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: you of nothing. You're telling us what you did and
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: did not do. So you didn't even go to the
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: bathroom door to check oner. He finally came out of
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: the bathroom and said he was going to take a shower,
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: which means he been sweating pretty hard. And tuna sandwiches
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: was cutting in tun That tuna was doing this damn thing.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: I've had a bad oystry before when you get hold
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: of some bad seafood who this boy was in that
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: eating that tuna, and that tuna was doing what tuna do,
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: swimming around, making waves and running. That's what tuna do
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: in a while. That's what it was doing in his stomach.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: That sandwich that he had chewed up got back together
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: and formed an actual tuna and was down in his
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: stomach cutting up all right now. He finally came out
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: the bathroom, said he was gonna take shower and get
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: in the bed. He asked me if I would stay
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: with him. I said no, and I suggested that he
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: go to the er if he was in that much pain.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: I get in the uber and I went home. Damn,
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: the dude is in enough pain. He he ain't trying
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: to trap you into stay in. Oh girl, are you glue?
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: Hang on?
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 11: Hang on, Yeah, you'll have part two of Steve's response
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 11: coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour Today's
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 11: Strawberry Letter subject, I knew it was too good to
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 11: be true. We'll get back into it right after this.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 11: You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show.
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  Speaker 15: December twentieth. All right, come on, Steve, Let's recap today's
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 15: Strawberry letter. The subject I knew it was too good
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 15: to be true.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: I knew it now, Like I said earlier, if you
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: weren't here, Shirley, and I's response is quite different because,
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: of course I have a different perspective, because it's the
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: male perspective. Women don't get to have that perspective. Now,
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: this woman says in this letter, I knew it was
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 2: too good to be true. She's thirty three. She met
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: a man through some friends who's thirty eight. Great god,
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: she says it off. Now, this is this woman writing
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: this letter. Great god, look good, smell good, got a
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: good job. They've been dating for He invites her to
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: the class reunion. They get it, the class reunion. Now,
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: this man right here to invited this woman to the
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: class reunion. He if a dude, don't care nothing about you.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: He not taking you to the class reunion. This is
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: the flex moment. So now he going, hey, man, look
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: what I got. This is after how many years? This well,
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 2: that's about the twenty year reunion. You at the twenty
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: year thirty eight. He had his twenty year reunion, graduated
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: when he was eighteen, and he going, hey, hey, look
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: what I'd have found. I ain't never been married, I
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: ain't got no kids. Man, look what I found. Ladies,
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: take note of that. He took you to a very
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: important moment right here. All after this is just meeting
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: the mama. If you can meet the mama after this,
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: you's pretty much locked in. We've been dating for a month.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: He takes you to the class reunion. He eats some
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: tuna sandwiches. You told him wasn't good. He hard hited
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: he ain't the tune of sandwiches. Anyway. He ended up
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: going to the bathroom for thirty minutes. Then he texted
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: you and said meet him at the car. Something happened
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: in a bathroom. Traumatic. Traumatic. Not only could you meet
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: me at the car, can you drive this damn car home?
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: I'm in pain. He'd get to the house. He go
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 2: in the bathroom for thirty minutes. He come out tore up.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 2: Did he look dishovel? Probably deep? And did he went
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: straight to the bathroom got to the house. You didn't,
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: she said. I didn't go to the bathroom though, to
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: check on him. Okay, cool. He finally came out of
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: the bathroom, said he was gonna take a shower and
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: get in the bed. He asked me if I would
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: stay with him. I said no, and I suggested he
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: go to the er if he's in that much pain.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: Why didn't you stay with the man? He didn't ask
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: you to sleep with him, You said, if he has
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: so much pain, go to the er. You didn't offer
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: to take him to the er. You didn't offer to
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: stay with him. Where the soup at, where the crackers at,
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 2: where that's at? You know that's all you had to do. Hey, look,
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 2: I'll stay in here on the couch with you. I'll
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: let me check on you, make sure you're okay. That's
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: all the man won'ted. I gotta cook see right here,
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: warm soup, ain't cooking? Soup coming a can that ain't cooking? Lord,
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 2: have mercy chiefs help her.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: It's in the kitchen.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: It's heating up some soup. Who came make soup.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 3: For the man.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 2: Anyway, I got in an uber and I went home,
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: So that means he picked her up, took her to
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: the event, she drove his car to the house. She
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: got in the uber and went home. The next day
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: I called a check on it. He said he ain't
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: even want to talk to me of again, since I
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 2: didn't seem to care that he was sick the night before.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 2: He said, I don't know how to take care of
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: a man, and I have news for you. You don't
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: because it just would have been a little thoughtful thing
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: to say, hey, let me stay with you at least
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: till you fall asleep and feel better. Then you could
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 2: have left home. Oh no, I'm not staying in him.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 2: He wasn't trying to trick you and get you into
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: the bed. The man was obviously sick. He then left
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: his class reunion. It wasn't a trap to get you
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: to the house. Something was seriously wrong with this man,
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: and you didn't think enough of him, and he was
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: testing you. He was testing you to see now, Shirley said,
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: y'all need to break up because both of you showed
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: who you really were. Well, yeah, he did. He showed
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: that he was looking for somebody to care for him.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: You decided to show him. And then Shirley said, you
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: find out in moments like this who people really are.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: And he did. He found out exactly who you really was.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: He was sick and didn't feel well, and you bounced,
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: and he told you, right, you don't know how to
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: treat a man. And he thought he had something too.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: He should have wrote this letter and said it was
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: too good to be true, because he thought you would
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: at least just care about it. That's all you had
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: to do. He didn't say, Look, sleep with me, has
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 2: sex with me. I feel better in the morning. Now off,
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: I'm sick. I'm gonna take a shower, getting in his bed.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: Would you stay with me? No, I'm getting the uber heat,
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: the man of some soup, getting some crackers, what a
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 2: pepto bismol? You ain't did nothing? What more could I
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: have done for him that night? It's called comfort, It's
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 2: called concern. It's the thing that I teach all married
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: men show concern. They just want to know that you're listening.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 2: Man that all time want you to fix nothing. I
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: used to think they wanted to fix, so I had
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: suggested they don't even want to fix Sometimes they just
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 2: want to verbalize it, you know, man, that's how they
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 2: work stuff through. They talk it out. So bruh, just
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 2: show concern. What you had opportunity to do, young lady
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: was show concern and you didn't do. I try to
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: work things out with him or let him go?
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: What you fin to do?
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: You know what you're fin to let go? These are
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: your words. Now and read your letter. A great guy
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: that a friend introduced me to. He's thirty eight years old,
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 2: never been married, no children, He looks good, smells good,
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 2: and he has good job. Okay, now you're gonna let
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 2: him go and go get what are you? Are?
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 3: You?
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 2: Are? You are? Are?
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 3: You?
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 2: Are you ignorant?
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 3: Well? What what?
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: What is it?
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 3: What is?
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: So you're gonna let him go because you missed an
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: opportunity to learn how to treat a man. That's probably
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: why you ain't.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: Got nobody post your comments on.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 2: Because you don't know how to treat a man. No,
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 2: you probably don't deserve to do.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: Get out of there. You don't have to cook. Post
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: your comments on today Strawberry Letter and Steve Harvey.
• 1:09:32
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  Speaker 1: Details, time out of play. Who on the show?
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  Speaker 11: I'm gonna ask a series of questions and your answer
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 11: is someone on the show?
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: You guys?
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: Ready, No, here we go?
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  Speaker 13: All right?
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 11: Who's most likely to order chicken tenders and fries at
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 11: a fancy upscale restaurant?
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: Monica and John because I don't know what the rest
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 2: of the stuff is. Monica and Junior, embarrassing ass or
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 2: all right?
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: Who's most likely to get into an argument with a
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: little kid?
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 2: I say, yeah, well, you know that happens because like
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 2: if you call me Steve, yeah, and you're a little kid,
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 2: who you talking to? Yeah, I'm sixty six years old.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: Queen buddies right exactly, because I ain't got no nine
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: year old buddies. I don't.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 10: You know.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: Kids don't know now that you respect well, I'll.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 2: Help you and all your parents and they raising your
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 2: kids that way when they come up to me. I
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 2: got it for. I shut a couple of people down
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: this weekend. Hey, Steve, I said, who are you talking to?
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: I said, I said, I said, I said, little boy,
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 2: my name, mister harp m sixty six years old said
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 2: they called me some damn.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 11: Yeah, all right, this one easy. Who on the show
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 11: is most likely to freak out during the storm?
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 2: Tom Tommy, Tommy, I'm talking about climbing under tables and yeah,
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 2: pulling the covers over his head and parents?
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 11: Who other show is most likely to hear their story
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 11: and sex sent me to the e R.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: That's Steve. All that baby oil that's gotta.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: Be picked him up out of some baby before Yeah
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 2: doctor what hey, man, Hey, hey, I don't want to
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 2: hear all that. Just straighten it out, Just straighten it out.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: And I don't know hide hell, don't worry about all that.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: Who on the show is most likely to move to
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: a different country.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 2: We all know that in the heartbeat.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 13: I don't give a damn man, please not only move,
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 13: gonna buy the damn country.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 2: Bye bye country.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 11: Who on the show is most likely to get a
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 11: divorce less than a week into their marriage.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: That would be probably, I don't know what the hell
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 2: I'm doing. I don't have include Yeah. Probably, Yeah, Now
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 2: he'll say it, j Yeah, the truth. She's just gonna
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: leave me. She's gonna come up. I can't do this,
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 2: no more this, damn yes, Yes, sign the paperwork. Yeah,
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: give the motive she asked for. Yeah, just stop talking
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: to me.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: We're gonna end this game on that note.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 11: Okay, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show, So
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 11: go on next you with your little segment.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 13: Well, you know, it's just it's that time of the youth, sairly,
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 13: and it's good for some people, and then some people
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 13: have to make adjustments.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 2: You understand.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 13: I'm saying side pieces have to make adjustments. You understand that.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 13: And I want to talk to all of y'all. Here's
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 13: when I just listen. Don't find out what mall I'm
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 13: going to. I don't need you at that mall. You
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 13: understand what I'm saying.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: No, it's a free country wherever she wants to go.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 13: I can't be shopping with my family with all these
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 13: bands and see this and then see you.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 8: You're gonna concentrate on get getting cook me for the kids, and.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: That affects our relationship later when you see me shopping.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 8: Who needs that? Just don't go to the mall.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 2: At all.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 8: I hold to them all at all.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 2: I'm good with that every store. And don't drive by
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 2: my house to see the lights and stuff. Don't don't
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 2: do that.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 8: Great that.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: All my little rein. Why is your passing?
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: Don't you put the lights up for the people to see?
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 2: Don't put yourself you're putting yourself through that shirt. It
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 2: affects our relationship.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 8: And you see silhouettes of me and my family in there.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 8: You don't need to see that.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: Because you don't want to be there.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you see shadows of us walking around.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 13: Don't send me a video of yourself at home by yourself.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 2: I know you at home.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: I know you by your Okay, I know you that,
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: don't you?
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  Speaker 8: I know where you at.
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  Speaker 1: Now here's the deal, Christmas Eve, I'm coming.
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  Speaker 13: By there now, okay, Christmas is from now to two
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  Speaker 13: thirty on Christmas.
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  Speaker 1: That's when Christmas you.
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  Speaker 2: Gonna be gone.
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  Speaker 7: Oh en right there, I'm gonna bring three folk gifts
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  Speaker 7: for you. The gifts you got for me. I can't
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  Speaker 7: take them with me right now.
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  Speaker 8: I can't take hold home.
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  Speaker 1: What is wrong with you?
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  Speaker 2: I can't come in here with no box put under
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  Speaker 2: the tree. That's from I can't take the boxes you
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  Speaker 2: got for me and put them up under Mead you
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  Speaker 2: want to, I'm throwing it on the highway and I'm
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  Speaker 2: going I never see that night.
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  Speaker 1: Haam is going out to make it. Don't buy that,
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  Speaker 1: watch us watch gonna be on the side of the road.
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  Speaker 2: Don't don't don't call me, send me music to my phone?
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  Speaker 2: What do they do?
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  Speaker 1: Lonely Christmas?
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  Speaker 2: Don't don't do that?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, what do the lonely.
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  Speaker 1: Christ They don't call.
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  Speaker 8: That's what they don't do. That's what they don't do.
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  Speaker 3: They don't call.
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  Speaker 13: This all this texting, all this texting, sending Christmas pictures and.
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  Speaker 1: No, okay, this time, when do you hook up with
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  Speaker 1: the staff?
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  Speaker 12: What day is that?
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  Speaker 2: Christmas Eve?
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  Speaker 1: And now after that?
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  Speaker 2: After Christmas?
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  Speaker 5: They this goes on to the second, boy, tell them
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  Speaker 5: New Year, New Year, Christmas and years Eve.
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  Speaker 2: It's the same two and a half.
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  Speaker 8: I gonna get New Ye's and Christmas, all of them together,
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  Speaker 8: right two and.
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  Speaker 2: A half out.
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  Speaker 7: So we're gonna yes and we go eat shitlings right
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  Speaker 7: there on the twenty four.
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  Speaker 1: Ten, two and a half hours up.
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  Speaker 11: I don't know if you guys have noticed this, but
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 11: Steve is suspiciously quiet right now.
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  Speaker 1: Do you have anything to say to your nephew?
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  Speaker 15: Nothing?
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  Speaker 1: What this boy right here?
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  Speaker 2: I have full warn jobs got this boy manages so
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  Speaker 2: much trouble. I'm not I'm not gonna be in this
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  Speaker 2: laughing with him. I ain't with none of this.
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  Speaker 13: Facebook though, looking at the family Christmas picture, why are
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 13: you doing that to you?
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  Speaker 2: Why you do that? Steve Harbin mart show man Flora.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 11: Says, I've been sleeping with our yard man for a
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 11: while and he doesn't like wearing protection. We got into
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 11: an argument about it, and now he's not answering my
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 11: husband's texts to come to our yard.
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  Speaker 1: How can he be so petty when he knows I'm married?
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  Speaker 2: Right here right here was God, y'all, y'all got to
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  Speaker 2: quit writing us with all this craziness acting like it's normal.
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  Speaker 8: Yes, you're not qualified.
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  Speaker 2: Stick, don't what y'all want me to do? Yes, y'all, y'all,
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  Speaker 2: I can't apply no rules to this stuff cause y'all
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  Speaker 2: keep coming up with all this abnormal mess like it's regnar.
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  Speaker 1: Right up to.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 11: So, along with fastening your seat belt and placing your
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  Speaker 11: seat in an upright position, flight crews always ask us
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  Speaker 11: to put our cell phones.
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  Speaker 1: In airplane mode before takeoff. Well, come to.
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  Speaker 11: Find out, only forty percent of passengers actually do it.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 11: The FAA believes that cell phones may interfere with the
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 11: cockpit take off, during takeoff and landing, but there are no.
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  Speaker 1: Real studies to prove if this is true or not.
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  Speaker 11: So Steve, I got to ask you, do you do
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 11: you put your cell phone in airplane mode on your jet?
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  Speaker 3: Do you do that?
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  Speaker 15: No?
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  Speaker 2: No, I don't put my phone on airplane mode on
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  Speaker 2: commercial flow. I'm here part of the problem, you a
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 2: heart of the problem. Why not let everybody else put
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 2: theirs on airplane mode?
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  Speaker 3: H we do?
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  Speaker 2: And yeah, something that is happening. I got to be
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 2: able to call somebody. Yeah, no, you know, because seriously,
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  Speaker 2: like okay, for example, Let's say an incident breaks out
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  Speaker 2: on the plane. Let's say somebody is up there doing
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 2: something illegally. I need to call police. Some you ain't
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 2: got no service up there?
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  Speaker 1: Boy?
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  Speaker 2: You can you can't come way up there?
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: Well different different private private jet five g All right,
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: All right, breakers, Steve uh coming up.
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  Speaker 11: We'll have more of the Harvey Morning Show right after this.
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  Speaker 1: All right, guys, it is time now for a round.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 11: And would you rather? Would you rather go caroling Christmas?
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 11: Caroling shirtless in the snow?
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: Would you? Or would your sleigh ride with your ex?
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: Would you rather sleigh ride with your ex? Well?
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  Speaker 11: Caroling shortless Christmas caroling shirtless, no shirt in the snow
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 11: when it's cold, or a sleigh ride with your ex?
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather do that?
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  Speaker 2: I'm not doing none with my ex. I'm at the
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 2: butt niked in this show your shirt on, out there
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  Speaker 2: singing with a hot mug a therapy knowing you're gonna
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  Speaker 2: get pneumonia.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: And don't care, all right?
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  Speaker 11: Would you rather pecans and marshmallows in your yams or
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 11: eggs in your mac and cheese?
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: Which one?
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  Speaker 2: Neither?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, you're gonna go on to put them
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  Speaker 2: pecans and uh marshmallows on top of them, yam. What
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  Speaker 2: you're not fitting to do? Just putting no eggs? You
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 2: need macafeet. That ain't what you're finna do? No, all right?
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 11: Would you rather have sex one time with your celebrity
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 11: crush okay if you know, provided it's okay, one time
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 11: with your celebrity crush.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: Or would you rather have a dream vacation for Christmas?
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  Speaker 3: Me?
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 2: Oh the hell with that vacer what I just got married?
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  Speaker 5: Food?
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  Speaker 2: Be answer left and to get this cracking for twenty
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  Speaker 2: four hours?
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  Speaker 3: Me?
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  Speaker 1: What and when that's over? What you're doing?
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  Speaker 2: I don't give a damn what I'm doing? After good
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 2: answer JR. Yes, yeah, I mean vacation because you're still
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 2: trying to figure out what Christmas gifts he is seeing.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 2: That'd be a great Christmas gift vacation.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: Oh there you go. You're learning, you're learning.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 13: Okay, okay, okay to Seawan Watson spa treatment.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: For Chris crazy you.
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  Speaker 11: Just shots fired breaking was Yeah, I don't do it.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 11: Don't listen to him, Junior. All right, here's one. Would
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  Speaker 11: you rather buy each family member a Christmas gift?
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: Or would you just rather give gift cards? Would you
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: rather go and actually buy them a gift?
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 2: Or would be Walgreen? They got all them a mixed
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 2: they got all them.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: So you just go on the books Christmas shopping dune, check.
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  Speaker 2: Up my medication and get the gift called at the
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 2: same time.
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  Speaker 1: Such a convenience. That's the win, win win, is the win?
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  Speaker 3: Right?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, all right, that's today's roundup.
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  Speaker 11: Would you rather coming up next to our last break
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  Speaker 11: of the day, and of course at forty nine minutes after,
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 11: we'll have some closing remarks from the one and only
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 11: Steve Harvey.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: Right after this good morning.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 11: This is Shirley Strawberry, and tis the season for happiness
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 11: and love and giving and family. Happy holidays from the
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 11: Steve Harvey Morning Show