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That's My Jam, The Pastors, Juniors Limericks, What Job Can You Do, Comedy Roulette, White and Black Kids, Neighbors, Co-worker, Closing Remarks and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all back, I
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  Speaker 1: don't have a suit on looking back to back down,
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  Speaker 1: me to be doing me. You gotta use turning them
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  Speaker 1: good morning everybody. You are listening to the voice, Come
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  Speaker 1: on dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got
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  Speaker 1: a radio show. Okay, I got something for you today.
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  Speaker 1: This is something that I've really been focusing on for
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  Speaker 1: the past couple of months, to be honest with you,
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  Speaker 1: and I want to share it with you today because
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  Speaker 1: I want to encourage you. Because there's something that's available
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  Speaker 1: to you that I've rarely spoke on before, and it's
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  Speaker 1: something that I've been really really discovering for the past
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  Speaker 1: couple of months. And I can't even tell you the
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  Speaker 1: difference is made in my life. I'm gonna have a
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  Speaker 1: conversation this morning about my understanding of grace you know,
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  Speaker 1: when I was a little you see, hear my mother
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  Speaker 1: singer song all the time. All I need is a
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  Speaker 1: little more grace, a little more grace. All I want
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  Speaker 1: is a little more grace, a little more grace. And
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  Speaker 1: I you know, I sang it with her, you know,
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  Speaker 1: of course, you know, walking around the house and stuff,
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  Speaker 1: and we had devotion service. I would sing it with
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  Speaker 1: the church people. But I ain't repay it no attention.
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  Speaker 1: I really really didn't. Now that I've gotten older and
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  Speaker 1: I've come in to a better understanding of a lot
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  Speaker 1: of things I didn't know about when I was younger.
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  Speaker 1: This is just my interpretation of grace. Now once again,
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  Speaker 1: y'all listen to me. I ain't nobody's pastor, I ain't
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  Speaker 1: nobody's minister. So you know, I'm pretty sure you can
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  Speaker 1: go to church and get a far more extensive definition
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  Speaker 1: of one I'm giving you. I'm just talking to people.
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  Speaker 1: You know. Grace is this thing that that God provides
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  Speaker 1: for us. And grace it's just things that you get
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  Speaker 1: that's really undeserving, you know. I mean, I look at
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  Speaker 1: my life as it is today. You now, look, I
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  Speaker 1: work hard, and I have faith in God that I
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  Speaker 1: do so things are going to happen in my life.
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  Speaker 1: But the way my life is now, I don't. I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't deserve all of this. I don't don't. I
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  Speaker 1: don't look at it that way. I have been the
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  Speaker 1: beneficiary of God's grace. I have aligned myself in a
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  Speaker 1: position to accept whatever grace God has for me, and
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  Speaker 1: it will be far abundant and exceedingly in anything you
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  Speaker 1: could think of. His grace supersedes anything you could possibly imagine.
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  Speaker 1: You know, the goals that I set, and the aspirations
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  Speaker 1: that I shoot for, and the things that I have
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  Speaker 1: on my dream board. I have the faith that God
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  Speaker 1: will give it to me. But what He does with grace,
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  Speaker 1: he gives you far more than that. He gives you
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  Speaker 1: what He has for you, not what you can see.
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  Speaker 1: You can't see all He has for you. It's impossible.
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  Speaker 1: Who are you? How can you possibly imagine what he
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  Speaker 1: can imagine? How can you possibly think how he can think?
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  Speaker 1: How how can you possibly do what he can do?
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  Speaker 1: How can it be that isn't a single mind living
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  Speaker 1: or a collection of minds that could have thought of Earth?
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  Speaker 1: What in your wildest imagination could have made you think
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  Speaker 1: of earth? The stars, the heavens, the oceans, the galaxy,
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  Speaker 1: the constellations. What in your mind? What in any man's mind.
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  Speaker 1: We can point at it and analyze it, but we
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  Speaker 1: show it couldn't have thought of it. So come on, now,
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about lining yourself up with God's grace, which
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  Speaker 1: he will give to you if you if you want
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  Speaker 1: some of it now. But now here's the thing about grace.
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  Speaker 1: It can't be bought. If it could, if it could
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  Speaker 1: be bought, I'm telling you I would pour all the
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  Speaker 1: money I have and dump it into grace, because, after
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  Speaker 1: discovering what it is, it's this goodness that God shines
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  Speaker 1: on you simply as a reward of some type for
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  Speaker 1: his love for you and for you attempting for you
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  Speaker 1: attempting to do right, not because you get it right.
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  Speaker 1: Because if He judged us purely on how we are
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  Speaker 1: the right and wrong of it, we would all be doomed,
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  Speaker 1: all of us, every last one of us would be
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  Speaker 1: doomed because we all fall short, we all make mistakes,
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  Speaker 1: we all sin, we all get it wrong from time
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  Speaker 1: to time. Nobody's perfect man. Now I understand what my
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  Speaker 1: mother was saying about cleaning the house. All I want
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  Speaker 1: is a little more grace. All I need is a
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  Speaker 1: little more grace when the last time you ask God
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  Speaker 1: for some grace. Now I'm not talking to you like
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  Speaker 1: I know everything, because I'm telling you I just got
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  Speaker 1: hip to this a couple of months ago. I just
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  Speaker 1: really started focusing on this a couple of months ago,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm bringing it to you because I know to
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  Speaker 1: help you if you just benefit from His grace, which
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  Speaker 1: you already have, but if you're not aware of it,
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  Speaker 1: you don't know what's going on. Become aware of grace,
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  Speaker 1: Get aware of the fact that God does things for
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  Speaker 1: you simply because He loves you. He does things for
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  Speaker 1: you that you don't even deserve. Somehow, you just wonder
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  Speaker 1: how you just got over when you didn't even do
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  Speaker 1: the things to get over. Sometimes you don't even know
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  Speaker 1: how you got that job you got when you ain't
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  Speaker 1: even really do the things to get to job. How
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  Speaker 1: you end up where you are all education you thought
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  Speaker 1: you went and got and had, How you end up
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  Speaker 1: where you are today in a much better position than
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  Speaker 1: your education could have ever gotten you. That's grace. How
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  Speaker 1: I get every place I am today. I didn't plan this, man,
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  Speaker 1: If I could have planned my life the way it is.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you know how to have done it when I
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  Speaker 1: was living in that car? If I knew how to
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  Speaker 1: do it, No, I benefited from his grace. I'm just
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  Speaker 1: a beneficiary of his grace, of his goodness and his mercy.
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  Speaker 1: God's goodness is better than your goodness. God's goodness is
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  Speaker 1: better than your mother's goodness. It's better than your wife's
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  Speaker 1: or your husband or your booze goodness. God's goodness is different.
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  Speaker 1: His goodness man covers some stuff you can't even imagine.
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  Speaker 1: So why are you trying to put your life together
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  Speaker 1: when the last time you asked him for just a
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  Speaker 1: little bit of grace? When have you thought of your
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  Speaker 1: life in terms of the grace that it has already
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  Speaker 1: benefited from? Have you ever done that? Man? Just thought
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  Speaker 1: about you know you hear songs like my soul looked
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  Speaker 1: back and wonder how I got over. That's grace, That's
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  Speaker 1: all I can call it. Now. Like I said, you
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  Speaker 1: can go to church or somewhere ever you want to,
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  Speaker 1: and ministers that the wind at school to teach this
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  Speaker 1: thing way better than me. I'm just giving you from
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  Speaker 1: a layman standpoint. Man, have you thought about his grace,
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  Speaker 1: would you not bewall to be a beneficiary of his grace?
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  Speaker 1: Would it not say? Now, check this out. The better
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  Speaker 1: you try to do, the more grace he'll give to you.
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  Speaker 1: And that grace can't be bought, Like I said, it's free.
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  Speaker 1: You can't purchase grace. But the better you try to
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  Speaker 1: become the more the more grace he gets to put
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  Speaker 1: your way. So man, just try, why don't you just
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  Speaker 1: try to do better? Look, man, quick tip, mind, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna start next week. I'm gonna start at the new year.
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  Speaker 1: Now you now you do that every year, you know
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  Speaker 1: the ems at the new year. I'm eat better at
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  Speaker 1: the new year. I'm gonna I'm gonna gonna get in
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  Speaker 1: here and the new year. If you're gonna do it,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna do it now. Man, you're gonna do not
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  Speaker 1: stop trying to do something, do it, stop talking about it,
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  Speaker 1: do it now. The best way to benefit from his
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  Speaker 1: grace is starting action now in old w now, right
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  Speaker 1: now today, what you're waiting on. All you're doing is
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  Speaker 1: delaying his opportunity to bless you. You know, man, you know,
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  Speaker 1: do you know how many times we do that? We
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  Speaker 1: delay his opportunity to bless us by not starting now.
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  Speaker 1: If you're gonna get healthy, why don't you start now?
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  Speaker 1: Now you're gonna trip a little bit called the holidays coming.
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  Speaker 1: But you ain't got to eat bad all the time.
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  Speaker 1: You could start eating correct today you could, you could,
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  Speaker 1: and then guess what that could be? Some grace on
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  Speaker 1: the end of that. I'm just giving you a little
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  Speaker 1: cheap analogy. But do you feel what I'm saying to you?
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  Speaker 1: Start thinking in terms of grace? What He has done
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  Speaker 1: for you and provided for you that you ain't even
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  Speaker 1: see coming. That you know, you keep calling them blessings
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  Speaker 1: and I got that a lot of it, and us
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  Speaker 1: all it is. But man, have you thought about the
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  Speaker 1: stuff that didn't happen to you? You can't account for I.
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  Speaker 1: For me, that's been grace and I'm beneficiary of it.
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  Speaker 1: And that's available to everybody that won't sull Next time
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  Speaker 1: you're talking to him, just check in with grace. See
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  Speaker 1: what that is. That's that's better than money. You're listening, ladies, gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: boys and girls, I have your undivided attention. Please. This
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  Speaker 1: is what's called a PSA, better known as a public
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  Speaker 1: service announcement. You today will be tested, You will be extended,
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  Speaker 1: you will be privileged, and you will be rewarded. We
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  Speaker 1: are going to find out how well you drive in
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  Speaker 1: a car, how long you can hold coffee in your mouth.
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  Speaker 1: We will find out if you will be able to
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  Speaker 1: quiet your laughter, to wear self maintained and not draw
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  Speaker 1: any attention to bosses, from bosses or co workers. You
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  Speaker 1: will be tested on your ability not to laugh at
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  Speaker 1: things that you know good and well you're not supposed
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  Speaker 1: to laugh at. This is a test today. Come on board.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing's gotta be on you because he has not called tweeted,
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  Speaker 1: Twenty ninth day. What's happening. We're good, We're good. He
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  Speaker 1: Oh said, that's what I was coming to town. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: it is time for something funny. I know you got it, man,
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  Speaker 1: I was listening to some l some old LTD this weekend.
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  Speaker 1: Steve Man, what who you know? You meet the guy?
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  Speaker 1: How bad they were? Man? I was bad? Dog dog
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  Speaker 1: dog bad? Oh your love this feeling fair? Your touch?
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  Speaker 1: Your touch has grown cold. Seems someone else controls your
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  Speaker 1: very soul. I'm fooled, down hearted. As long as I can,
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  Speaker 1: I can feel the presence or another man taking my peace.
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  Speaker 1: You would stay just to watch me dally drift away
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  Speaker 1: from lives with thing, can't stop the hurting, leaving on
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  Speaker 1: the run, taking awful grahammy like you, the only one
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  Speaker 1: I know why I can turn any time to carry on,
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  Speaker 1: So minute by minute by minute by I keep holding on. Man?
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  Speaker 1: Just say your man said lass show baby begins. So
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  Speaker 1: let's using pass by Gavin to make you cry. See
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  Speaker 1: the man with the brute, huh You see that he
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  Speaker 1: is sad? Oh so sad, so bad, so bad, so bad?
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  Speaker 1: Come on, she oh, intruders ill away. My mom, she's
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  Speaker 1: my favorite girl. Only get one, you only get one? Yack.
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  Speaker 1: I always love my mama. She brought me in this world.
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  Speaker 1: Talk about Mama. Come on, come, on, I want to
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  Speaker 1: know your name state huh tolocklock that one over, baby,
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  Speaker 1: I really want to be with you any bout chance
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  Speaker 1: waking up verse two column be by chance, I know
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  Speaker 1: if you don't do another, nope another, that's the way
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  Speaker 1: you go. Don't love than a down name? Now with
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  Speaker 1: down name now taking the right Carol Melbourne and the
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  Speaker 1: blue nose. Come on, see, Oh you don't know me
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  Speaker 1: by now you'm living know me up in here all
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  Speaker 1: the things. Yeah, it is that we've been rerou baby,
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  Speaker 1: I've gotten mine and woman, you know you got your shoe? Boy?
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  Speaker 1: What about this right here? Oh the greatest yes, etten,
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  Speaker 1: missing sir, miss you, miss you, miss you, miss you,
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  Speaker 1: miss you. That baby that's Harold Melbourne. Girl, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know shoot a body that. I just can't live without you.
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  Speaker 1: And that's why I'm confessing my love to you. Baby.
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  Speaker 1: Who else? Who else? You didn't do the dramatics? Yes? Wait,
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  Speaker 1: now you gave you roll at all? Nobody knows and
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  Speaker 1: he wasn't true. He tried and listen to this sweeter
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  Speaker 1: than you never sweet up my shot set him on
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  Speaker 1: the walks chain always No other girl could never. So
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  Speaker 1: now he's trying hard to get you back. But you
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  Speaker 1: know the fool's hearts made of cell of fane. You
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  Speaker 1: can see through that when he had your loves and
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  Speaker 1: the palms of his hand, she just wasn't said this
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  Speaker 1: mind I show him John, I'm thinking, no, I'm daddy
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  Speaker 1: hand have another go right that? By yosel oh, Let's
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  Speaker 1: give a toe, give to Let's give her toes to
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  Speaker 1: the food who lets you go, who lets you go?
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  Speaker 1: You can't hurt you no more, no no noo to
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  Speaker 1: the food who lets you go? Who lets you go?
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  Speaker 1: Now we're together, he cannot your nob Let's have another one.
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  Speaker 1: You you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at
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  Speaker 1: She's gonna be here. We're not gonna talk about miss Anne. Well,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna talk to miss Anne. Okay, look all right,
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  Speaker 1: you know what we're going to talk about, church and
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  Speaker 1: church complaints. Come on, gracious, gracious, heavenly fault. As we
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  Speaker 1: prepared to listen to the ungraphalism of the ungratefullest tess
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  Speaker 1: of the gratuity, we ask you that you bless us
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  Speaker 1: with the right mindset to handle these alterations. Come on
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  Speaker 1: here now to make sure that we are in line
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  Speaker 1: with compilation. That's right, what of the situation? That's right?
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  Speaker 1: That one more times he didn't get. We are asking
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  Speaker 1: that we are in line with the complation of the situation,
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  Speaker 1: thus bringing about an arbitration and albtraction. Lord Lord, Lord,
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  Speaker 1: and and uh and and I'm praying. You're praying now,
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  Speaker 1: you're praying. Now, go ahead, come on, I know him here.
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  Speaker 1: We're asking watch this now, we are we is asking,
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  Speaker 1: we is asking, uh, bibpetually, come on, we are asking
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  Speaker 1: Bob petually, Bob Petua, that you grant us these returvations. Huh.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, that was the word right there, and say
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  Speaker 1: that way one grant ask these returvation as we request
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  Speaker 1: them from on high, from on high. Somebody saying, you're
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  Speaker 1: you're praying, you're praying, preacher out, yes, let the church
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  Speaker 1: say almand almond again, am oh, we're praying. Now what
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  Speaker 1: you got decon, I pastor. Let's first of all, here
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  Speaker 1: we go, big skipper Flipper, the old school pimp from
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  Speaker 1: the South Side, says. Two of his girls then join
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  Speaker 1: our church, and he wants to join two, but only
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  Speaker 1: if he can use the basement on Friday night. He
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  Speaker 1: guarantees the church five hundred dollars east Friday. Deacon Lowell
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  Speaker 1: told him no, but I said I would bring it
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  Speaker 1: to you. I'm sure that's gonna be a hunt. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's a big Skipper Flipper, the old school pimp from
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  Speaker 1: the south Side. Yeah. Well, sister Shirley, you know the
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  Speaker 1: wood says it's come ye one and all. That's what
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  Speaker 1: it's saying. Oh yeither label and a tide of laboring alone. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: you must come and join a fellowship. That's right. I
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  Speaker 1: think we are to let brother Skipper the Flipper huh,
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  Speaker 1: come on in here on Friday night. Bring in that
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  Speaker 1: five honey. I'm a Paul. I think it's gonna help Paul.
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  Speaker 1: Is not. Hell No, Paul has asked us because he
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  Speaker 1: used though church on every First Saturday for drag race
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  Speaker 1: that he has or Deacon Thoughton or thought that that
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  Speaker 1: drag race involved, cause I told him that ain't what
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  Speaker 1: it was. But we're gonna let him have it anywhere.
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  Speaker 1: Good God the matter, and they're gonna pay a thousand,
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  Speaker 1: But we're making some good side money. Then, so let
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  Speaker 1: the drag race begin and the pimping passed to end.
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  Speaker 1: My sister Larlin Flowers, I lost her fake eye again,
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  Speaker 1: and she's almost certain that little Dante Collins has it
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  Speaker 1: in his mob. But sack, but the boys say the
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  Speaker 1: sacks in his in his locker. She's asking that the
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  Speaker 1: church by her a new one and the cost is
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  Speaker 1: thirteen hundred and seventy five hours that pass. Who were
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: Tell Sister lean Flowers, who is the boy that got
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  Speaker 1: the lettle? Dante Collin? Little Dante Marvels was my specialty
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  Speaker 1: as a boy. Yeah, we can draw circle and I'll
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: shoot little Dante for the eye and I'll knock on
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: his damn Dante. Won'ta have a damn Marvel in his
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: bank shooting with the passtor because I was a Marvel
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: shooting as little ball. No, they ain't got that, But
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: that's how I know they're gonna lose. That boy ain't
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: gonna be able to knock out man. So I will
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: shoot a little Dante for the eyeball all right? Speaking
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: of eyes past the blind, Billy Dixon is asking for
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: the field the night security position that's open. He says
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: he's qualified for the job. Now, Brother Titus Fleming wants
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: the job, is well well Blind Billy Dixon pepper sprayed
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: brother title now they boat blind. We need you to
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: pick one of them for the job. Well, I have
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: decided to go with h brother blind Billy because he's
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: been blind the lord that boys hearing is off it.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: He's actually works on the communion committee and just watching
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: you pull the wine in the communion car, he can
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: tell when you to pull the into you need to
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: stop right there. That too much now, So we're gonna
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: go with brother blind Billy because he's been blind for
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: real and long. Pepper sprayed, don't intensify nothing. Oh, I
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: see where you're coming from, and then it is nice security.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: You ain't gonna be able to see them. Then he
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: is not the man called They have on black and
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: they're tunneling now. So if you're tunneling Brock, blind Billy
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: gonna be able to hear that. And he knows how
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: to pepper sprain. Now he doesn't know how to do
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: that because he just listened where your voice he came at.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Your boss, make sure you're through talking because that pepper
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: spray give me your mother's hut. When real quick, pastor,
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: we are saddened by the death of our sister Grata.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: Daniel's her funeral to schedule for this Wednesday morning. The
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: problem past that she wants to a funeral to beat
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: uh non traditional. She wants to be deep in bronze
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: and set at rest right on the front pew where
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: she sits. Well, since she did, what we're gonna do
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: and she don't know, is we're gonna put in the
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: casket painted braun, drop it in the ground and tell
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: her she propped up on the front that what we're
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: gonna gred ain't running nothing about, not a damn to here. Wow,
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: there's your church complain all right, we're coming up at
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour thing you pastored and returning
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  Speaker 1: that casket straight up in the ground flat. We got
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: very her vertical and when her knees hit the lid,
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: she's sitting up. You're listening, all right, ladies and gentlemen,
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: it is that time, junior. You're ready? Absolutely, is everybody ready? Yes,
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: I'm a rough room. I mean coming in. It's let
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: me just tell y'all something here. I was I'm doing
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: something different this week because I'm growing as an artist
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: and so I saw something. I saw something definitely traumatic
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: go on, and it changed my thought process. I saw
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: some coffee wasted starbust, and it decided pushed me actually
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: into writing limits. So you're not doing poems, no, No,
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: this is limericks. I need to be doing limits, and
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: I didn't. Yeah. Yeah, And for those out that they
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: don't know what limerick is a limerick, it's just a
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: short story about an individual. It's real quick. Three weeks
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: so I changed over limericks and I just found the growth.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you, And so I just wrote some
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: limericks about sure to you, Jay, Tommy and Carl It. Yeah,
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: I just because I know y'all and I know he's Yeah.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: Let me start with Tommy the limerick about time. There
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: once was a man name Tommy who walked around and
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: nice silk put jammies. He was quick to get mad
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: and then turned back glad. Oh Tommy is like a Suona.
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  Speaker 1: The truth this one, and I like to do one
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: about my good friend Jay Anthony Brown. Grown to know Jay.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: Working with Jay on a daily basis, I've grown to
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: know him and this is what I found out. Okay,
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: there once was a man named Jake who had diabeting
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: that would not go away. He could not. He sweets,
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: but he might lose his seats. But Steve, anyway, this
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: one by Carla, I do like that one. I looked
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: at my face. There was was a lady named Carla
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: on the Steve Show. She is the bawler who keeps
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: it so straight and well up to date for color.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: Sometimes like the hall, I told everybody's been waiting on
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: this when this is what I've been waiting to do. Shirley, Oh, Shirley,
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: and I love you, says, I really do you. Broby
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: would pick across. There once was a lady named Shirley.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: She is real boogie and curly. She keep Steve real
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: straight and she loves her mate. But Shirley, don't come
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: into early those are liberal again. There's once was a
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: man named Timmy who walked around and silk pajama. He
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: was quick to get mad and then turned back glad.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: Oh Timmy like an we don't know what leaving it yet,
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: day y'all, that's just it. Uh huh, all right, thank
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: you Steve engine miss and please, ladies and gentle mcchiefs
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: here our very old miss and trip, thank you very
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: much everybody. This is entered with the news, Well, I
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: gotta take it down a little bit. In the wake
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: of two young Guahamalan children dying this month while in
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: the custody of US Customs, the Commissioner of Customs and
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: Border Protection, Kevin mcalleene says changes are being made. What
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: we've done immediately, Secretary Nilsen and I have directed that
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: we do medical checks of children seventeen and under as
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: they come into our process. That's not a capacity we've
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: had in the past. Commissioner mcalleen says his border agents
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: did everything they could to save those children's lives as
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: soon as they saw symptoms of illness. And Houston, a
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: seven year old girl is dead this morning. Her mother
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: is wounded after being shot in the family car. Get this.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: Police say the one was driving with her four doors
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: in the car when a pickup truck pulled up alongside
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: and the driver started shooting little Jasmine Barnes, against seven
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: years old. She was killed. They say. The shooter is
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: described as a white man in a red pickup truck.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: Police down there say they don't know the reason. Two
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: employees of the DoubleTree Hotel in Portland, Oregon had been
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: fired over a situation involving a young black man was
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: captured on video. Jermaine Massey was a guest of the hotel.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: He was in town to attend a concert. He was
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: in the lobby speaking to his mother on his cell
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: phone when the seventy one year old white security guard
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: guy named Earl Wesley Myers, told him to leave the premises,
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: and he called the cops. Why are they coming? They're
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: scoring you off the property? Because what and I'm staying here?
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: Not anymore? How am I loitering in an area that
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: is public? So this area is off limits after a
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: certain time only if you're a guest. I am a guy.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: Young mister Massey showed his room key to the hotel manager,
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: who still told him to leave, saying that Myers wouldn't
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: have called the cops if something wasn't wrong. A cop comes,
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: he makes the he makes the young man leave. Jermaine
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: Massey leave, He complies, He leaves, checks into another hotel.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: The police claims in his report that Jermaine Massey was
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: screaming and hollering and saying everything was racist, even though
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: the video doesn't show any of that. None of that. Again,
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: the Double Tree Portland says it's dismissed the security guard
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: in the hotel manager. Despite the fact that the government
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: remains in partial shutdown, President Trump has gone ahead and
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: signed an executive order freezing pay for federal workers in
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: twenty nineteen. The President center notice to Congress last August
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: saying that quote, we must maintain efforts to put our
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: nation on a fiscally sustainable course, and federal budgets cannot
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: sustain pay increases. According to a data base called fact Checker,
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: president Trump has issued a lot of false statements and
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: misleading claims. Example, he says lad they say. Last January,
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: second fact Checker series that the President made false claims
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: about three of his favorite type dockets in just a
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: two hour span, Iran, The New York Times, and Hillary
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: Clinton and even took credit for having the best and
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: safest year on record for commercial aviation and even though
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: there hadn't been any commercial plane crashes in the US
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: since two thousand and nine. We now all know who'll
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: be competing for college football's national championship, Alabama's Crimson Title
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: phase off against the Clemson Tigers on January seventh. And finally,
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: the movie Aquaman continues to swim over everything else in
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: the box office fifty two million over this weekend. This
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: has been answered for the news. Now back to the
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to show? All right,
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: I want to ask you guys some questions. These are
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: some questions that we found on Reddit dot com. Steve,
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: what job do you have zero experience in but are
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: confident you could do successfully? President of un I could
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: do it now. I used to didn't feel that way
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: when Obama was in. I didn't think God could do
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: it at all. But now he got that right off
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: the top of my head. And then you didn't even
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: make that in a question. I love that. No, this
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: is a bolt. I don't need that in a question.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: I bet you I can do it. I can't do
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: it no worse, damn, I'm gonna make some mistake. But
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: I take a couple of things I wouldn't have done,
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: Like I wouldn't have done a travel band. I ain't
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: saying nothing about sexuality in the military. Never old my damn.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: I don't give a damn who in that kid? Yeah,
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: I don't get And then I wouldn't have asked me
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: myself to come up day in January. If I'd have
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: knew I was gonna be all type of hunkle toms
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: and coons, he told you to stay. Hey, wait, yeah,
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: I would have never asked my ass to come up there.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: If i'd have known what y'all was gonna do to
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: me up there, I'd have just said nah to yourself.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: I called the Obama transition team and everybody saying, hey,
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: I'm nah. I thought I'm being a good American. I
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: got up there. You got to with me? Actually, damn
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: what I come up I didn't know you what I thought.
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: I was doing the right thing. I really feel in
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: my heart I did the right thing. But you know,
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: after that, knowing what I know now, what you wouldn't
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: asked you to, I wouldn't ask me to. I was
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: nephew cool after that. I didn't ask a lot of
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: people that come up there. They went to but not
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: the president. Man right, and people don't even understand how
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: God work. He don't even understand. He takes what looks
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: like your darkest moment, and if you just keep the faith,
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: he got something. All things work for the good. Them
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: who loved the Lord God. No, I love it now.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: I ain't perfect, but I do love him, though, and
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: he keeps showing up in my life, man, just like
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: he yours. I mean, look at all the wrong stuff
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: you'ven't done, and then look at where you at to day. Now,
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: technically we have no business being here, Lord Lord, ain't that? Yeah,
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: that's grace and we all benefit from his grace. But
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: we act like we don't. But you know, didn't here
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: come them hate us? Right? All right, we'll have more
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Yay, it's time for comedy roulette.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: You gotta explain it. Yeah, you test out coming ability
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: each week. Give us five subjects. Put them on the wheel.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: It's been the wheel. Wets stop, lets stop. We'll do
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: the damn thing. All right, Here we go, Here we go.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: Number one, if you have a car, why is there
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: a bus pass in your wallet? Right? Here's another one.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: Number two that's funny. That baby don't look nothing like you.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: That's the real. Number three. I'm not a scary person.
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: But yeah. Number four, man, while you let your wife
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: boss you around? Oh oh, we could do that one
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: o yeah yeah. And number five, I got your trick
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: or treat right here. I got you treat right here.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: I spend It's fun, the will it's got to be
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: the last one. No, right, it is Halloween. I like,
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: come on, what you got? What you got. I'm not
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: a scary person. Okay, I like this, I like this.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: Let me have this, let me start this thing off. Okay,
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with you the body, but somebody got
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: to be in there with me. Okay, I'm not going
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: in there by, My damn, I'm going there and I
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: ain't gonnaway up there right right, I can see him. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: I respects. I'm out of here. Yeah, I'll tell you what.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: I'm not a scary person, but can you turn this out?
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: I'm serious. No, No, I'm nervous. I know it's thirty
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: degrees outside, but it's thirty in hit too. Oh yeah,
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: I gets nervous. Ain't scared, but I'm nervous. All right. Look,
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not a scared person. But but just
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: for the night, we're gonna sleep with all these lights on.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: We need these lights right while I'm in hit By. Okay,
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: I'm not a scary person, but if I hear some
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: tire screeching close to me, I pee on myself. Keep
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: that is true. I've seen him. I'm not a scary person.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: But and we've all probably done this. Have you ever
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: been in the shower and you sweat? To god, somebody
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: ran past the shower? What was that? What was that?
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: But you got you got the curtain in your chest.
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: I tell you what. I'm normally not a scary person.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: I know not, but I keep little over there at
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: that baby, something like that baby don't feel I don't
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: know what it is, but that baby scared me. First
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: of all. He got too many muscles to me too. Yeah,
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: this baby, don't trust it. I'm not. I ain't scared.
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: I'm telling ain't scared. I'm just gonna go to the
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: edge of the woods and take a look. If I
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: don't see you, then I just but I'm not going
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: all the way. No, I can't do it. I can't.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: I ain't really a scary person. But I don't shake
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: hands with people that it ain't got all their fingers
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: because I'm gonna jump. It's just a weird feeling and
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna jump. Yeah, I'm gonna do one to steve
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: close to that hut. I'm not a scary person. But
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: if I go to church and I'm sitting next to
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: somebody who starts rocking, I got to change my seat. Okay, yeah,
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: I need to slide down God Jesus, all right, we'll
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: be back with nephew Tommy's frank phone. You're listening to
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: show coming up at the top of the hour, right
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: about four minutes after today's strawberry letter. But up next,
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: Nephew Tommy right here with today's frank phone. Call. What
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: you got nef? Your son too fat? Tommy fat? They
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: with me one more time? Your son too fat? Here? Here? Here?
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: Were you overweighted as a child? Change? Oh yeah, he's
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: overweighted as an adult. I can tell. I can tell
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: he's still bitter about it. Let it go, yes, jeans
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: and said husky on the back. Yes I'm still better. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: run your son too fat? Hello. Hello, I'm trying to
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: reach Kathy. Please. This is her. Hi Kathy, this is Kirby.
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: I'm actually the owner at the daycare for mine's daycare
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: where your son comes. Okay, all right, I'm sure you're
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: a familiar with my wife, Anita. Yes, sir, all right,
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: how are you doing today? I'm good? Oh, how's a
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: little a little divine? How's he doing? He's good. He's
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: laying down taking a nap. Okay, you guys have been
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: coming here, I guess about a year now, right, Yes,
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: since he was one. Okay, listen, I wanted to give
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: you a call. I'm looking at some some informations I
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: was I was divine doing at home? Is he Is
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: he eating properly at home? When you say eating, what
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: do you mean? I mean? Is he getting U meals
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: every time he's supposed to get them while he's at home? Yeah,
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: he's doing pretty good. Okay, Now there's there's there's no
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: situation where you guys may be a shortage of food
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: or anything like that. Are you uh as short as
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: the food? No, sir, My husband works real good. We
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: don't have a problem with as short as the food.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: Is there a problem with him? Well, you know we're
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: looking at the records and look Levinus too, Yes, sir.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: Have you looked at the comparison of two year olds
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: the majority of two year olds and in comparison to
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: I guess I should say size in comparison to the
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: bond side, you mean like in body way body size? Yeah,
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: I mean he's a little tall. You know, he wasn't
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: a small chat when his barney was ten pounds. But no,
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: he's on the scale of right where he should be.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: He's just a little, you know, taller because his daddy
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: is tall. But he's doing okay. So you you're you
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: don't think he's anywhere in the in the ballpark of
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: of of of obesity at two? You mean fat? I mean,
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: I didn't want to be blunt, but but but miss Cathy,
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: you're I mean, I mean your sons. Let me just
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: say on a Sunday, I'm relaxing and we talking about
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: you think my son is a little overweight or what
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: he's what's the problem? Well, I mean I think he's fat,
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: you know, and and the problem I'm gonna think I'm
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: noticing the records of everything that's wait wait, wait, wait,
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: we need to back up to you think he's sat
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: I've never spoken to you, mister Kirby. Is that what
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: she said? My name is Kirby. Okay, so every morning
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: that I dropped him off for a year and I
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: give my daycare money, Miss Benita has never said anything
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: about his eating habits. So you're telling me that you
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: think my son is sat with him. You deal with
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: him on a daily basis. I don't deal with him
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: on a daily basis. What I'm looking at as records
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: that are showing me that he's eating way more than
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: the rest of anybody at the daycare. And not only that,
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: he's drinking probably a gallon of milk a day. A
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: gallon of milk. Y'all only get snacks two times a day,
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: and he's there only for breakfast and lunch. And how
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: in the hell is he drinking a gallon of milk?
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: And if he is man? But all I know is this, No, No,
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: I'm blown away by this because you follow me on
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: a Sunday calling my damn child fat. That's the problem.
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: And your wife has never said a damn thing. Never
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: has she said one thing to me in a year
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: when she collected my damn daycare money. She ain't said
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: my son is eating y'all at a house at home. Okay, Well,
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: you know, my wife's a different person, and she tries
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: to be cordial with everyone. He's the one who deals
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: with me, mister Kirby. I've never met you, never met you.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: It's all of a Sunday. The reason why I'm calling
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: you on a Sunday, ma'am, is that I know tomorrow
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: if you're gonna be trying to drop your son off,
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: I am gonna drop him off. I am. No, no, no,
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: that's that's kind of the reason why I'm calling you. Now.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: Here's where we knew that either you can keep him
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: at home. No, I'm not keeping him at home. My
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: husband works and I work. I'm dropping my damn son
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: off at six thirty like I do every morning. Man listening,
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: if we can't get him, If you really want to
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: get this, Nita on the side, because obviously you ain't
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: the one that need to be talking to me, because
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: if you're not there every day and I did with
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: your wife, I'm telling you that your son is too
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: big to be kiss coming every morning. If that's the case.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: And if he's eating at a house at home, I'll
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: send him some extra, but what I pay my money
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: for is what you're gonna feed him for two full
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: meals and two snacks, and if he needs extra, I'll
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: put some in his bag. But he's drinking a gallon
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: of milk a day. Are you looking there? I don't care.
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: There's no way possible that he can drink a gallon
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: the milk of a day. Y'all. Here's here's here's the deal.
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: I don't want you to have to stop bringing your
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: son now, and I'm not and I'm not. Here's my
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: second alternative. I will put him on a diet. Okay,
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: I'll give him an apple in the day. You ain't, no,
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: damn hum ain't. Are you from the health food program? No?
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: I will. I will give him an apple and a
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: glass of water in the morning, and I'll give him
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: an apple and a glass of water in the evening,
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: and then you guys can feed him when he gets home.
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: You must be certified in the food program, especially if
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: you're sitting the pre telling me, my damn son is
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: going on a diet and he's not drinking no water
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: and no apple. He needs a full snack. If the
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: other kids is having an apple and water, then that's
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: what you better be serving him. But if that ain't
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: the case, in hell, no, he better get the full snack.
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: So if that's graham crackers and apple juice, well, damn it,
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: that's what my son better be getting. And if he
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: won't anstra he better get it. I'm listening, all, I'm
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: trying to tell you, is your son drink two money? Drink? Oh? Whoa, whoa, whoa.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: You need to back at the top. I know you
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: did not cussing me. I know you try. Ready to
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: cut to me. Let me tell you what say. You
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: ain't got to worry about it. We don't have nothing
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: else to talking about. My husband, me, your wife, and
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: everybody that works at damn daycare better be there in
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: the morning, because that's six thirty. We gonna be there,
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: and my son he's coming a week and he gonna
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: eat all week. If he want two gallons of milk,
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: he gonna drink it. If he want two plates of food,
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: he gonna get it. Because I tell you what we say,
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: damn good money to come to that daycare. So then
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: you're gonna bring your child up there. Then I'm gonna
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: have to put him on some swim fast. Now I
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: will put your child on swim fast. I was trying
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: nothing give him to subspect it. But I will ask
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: give him some slim fast, and you're gonna get a
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: slim fast shopping. I'm gonna whop y'all that whoever gave
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: it to him, whoever gave it to him, they gonna
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: get a slim fast shipping. I'm the little kids would
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: have some slimp fass. If he getting some, he better
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: eat whatever they eat. And if they eat steak with
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: damn it, he better have them too. If we had steak,
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: he'd probably eat the whole damn cow he eatn't care.
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: I'll pay for it, but he's been like getting a
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: slim fast. I will shut it down about my child. Okay,
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: I got something else you need to know about your son?
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: What the else do I need to know? Besides you
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: think my son is overweight? What the jelf? Can you
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: tell me today? I need to tell you this. I
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: need to tell you that. This is nephew Tommy from
• 51:42
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• 51:46
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• 51:51
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• 51:56
  Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey Morning Tell your girlfriend Lucretia got
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: me to frank phone call with you. I'm gonna beat
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: to that. She knows I don't play about my damn
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: son at all. That's my only son. I don't play
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: about him. I'm gonna be there. Is she there? Hear me,
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: it's on. After that, it's just a it is on.
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: I got one more thing I gotta ask you, baby,
• 52:22
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• 52:29
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• 53:16
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  Speaker 1: All right, I'll tell you on what when did your
• 53:39
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• 53:41
  Speaker 1: got into that Tussie on the back of the Oh tussy,
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: I thought it wrong. I know, I didn't know no
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• 54:32
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• 54:37
  Speaker 1: some tissie right there. I want some tissye on me
• 54:41
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• 54:47
  Speaker 1: just putting tisson back of that door that how water
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: bottle down with that cord on it. Yeah. I shot
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: the first scene from Glory before Glory came out. Des
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: title that. Oh all right, let's get to the letter.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: You're crazy, Steve. Here we go strawberry letter, all right,
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: subject a stinky situation. Dear Stephen Shirley. I met a
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: very nice man three months ago and we headed off
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: pretty quick. He has been taking me on a lot
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: of nice dates and we have really good time together.
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: I thought I had finally met the man of my
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: dreams until two weeks ago we ended up back at
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: his house after a great dinner date. We both were
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: ready to be intimate, and we knew it was about
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: to go down, so we started taking off our clothes.
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: He took his shirt off first, then his pants, and
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: Stephen Shirley, a funk I had never smelled before, hit
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: my face, hit me in the face. I realized that
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: the smell was indeed coming from him, so I told
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: him that I no longer that I was no longer
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: in the mood and I needed more time to be
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: sure I was ready for intimacy. As I left his house,
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: I thought that maybe he had a long, busy day
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: at work and didn't have time to freshen up before
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: that date. But he's not a small guy, so he
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: should have known better. I didn't say anything to him
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: about it. A week later, I decided to give it
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: another try to see what happens this times as things
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: guided it, that same body odor hit me in the
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: face again. Now I can't make it. Now, I can't
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: make any more excuses for him. He is a grown man.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: When he's fully dressed, he looks clean, and he smells
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: like a nice cologne. But when he starts taking his
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: clothes off, it's unbelievable. I don't know how he can
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: walk around like that? Am I wrong for not being
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: honest with him and helping him work past the smelly issue?
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: Besides the funk, he is a great and loving guy.
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: What should I do? Oh? This is horrible. I mean,
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: this really is bad. This is this is really really bad.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: This is because I mean, this is like a deal
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: breaker right here. This is a deal breaker. Uh. And
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: I don't know how he doesn't know it because we
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: smell ourselves first, don't we before anyone else does? I mean,
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: is this is this some sort of he's got to
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: smell this? That's all I can say. If you like him,
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: if you want to have a future with you him,
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: you have to tell him. You should tell him. You
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: have got to tell him. I don't I don't know
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: if I would stick around for this. I don't know
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: how great he is. I just don't think I would. Um,
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: But it could be that he just doesn't know. Although
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: I don't know how he doesn't know. Maybe he doesn't
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: he has a bad sense of smell. I don't know.
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: But this problem has to be addressed, and you have
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: to tell him. That's all I can tell you. You
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: have to sit him down and tell him. And if
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: it's a medical issue, if he's sick or something, you
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: gotta go to the doctor and get it checked out.
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: This is bad. This is a deal breaker breaker. Steve. Well,
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: first of all, let's get this clear. This ain't medical.
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: Let's go through this. Let me tell what happened. You
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: finally met the man of my dreams ago. We ended
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: up back at this house after some dayton were both
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: ready to be intimate. We knew it was about to
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: go down. Key worried about to go down, so we
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: started taking our clothes off. He took off his shirt first.
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: He knowed to do this first because just to break
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: in move okay, all right, took off his shirt first.
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: Then his pain. Wait a minute, go back. What she
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: gotta ease a person into it. You can't just snatch
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: you know, he know, let me take your shirt off first. Ready,
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: Now the pans Stephen shellon a funk that I had
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: never smelled before, hit me in the face. It engulfed
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: the room. That's what you're trying to say. I can't
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: she had it had been contained in the pants. Pass
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: got a belt on it, drawl wrapped around it, pass legs.
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: It been oozing out the bottom the whole night. Yeah,
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: all round. His ankles got funk on it, because that's
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: the only outlet. When you got pass. You're walking, so
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: and you when you walking, you're spreading and the people
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: behind y'alling what is that? But you don't know. But
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: when he pulled him passed down. I only got a minute.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: So I'm gonna have to tell you when I come back. Yeah,
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna let you know what happened. Wow, when the
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: pass came down? Why happened, and why continues to happen
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: and how you can fix it? Okay, all right, we're
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: gonna after this. Yes, when the pass came down? Well
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: that part two if Steve's response coming up at twenty
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: three after the hour you're listening to. All right, Steve,
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: let's go when you left off in part one, you
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: covered the top area. Now now part two it's the
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: bottom area. So let's get to it. The Strawberry letter
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: for today, A stinky situation. Let's recap Steve. This woman
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: that meant the man in her dream. They'd been going out.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: He's lovely, wonderful. One day they went out. Weeks later,
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: great dinner date. We both ready to be intimate. We
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: knew it was about to go down, so we started
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: taking our clothes off. He took his shirt off first,
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: then his pass and, as the lady wrote Stephen Shirley,
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: a funk that I had never smelled before hit me
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: in the face. That's because it had been released. It's
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: been locked up a belt, got it in, drawed, got
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: it in, passed legs, hold it in once you pulled
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: him passed down. Yea. We wrote a song about it,
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: the Hot Tops. When the funk hits the face, Yeah, yeah,
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: all the people start to jam. Come on, get with me?
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: So now you with him? Now I realized that the
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: smell was indeed coming from him. I told him I
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: wasn't in the mood, and let's make sure it's ready here,
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: she said, But he is not a small guy, so
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: he should have known better. Wait, what did guy do it?
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: Don't worry about that. A week later I decided to
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: give it another try to see what happened this time?
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: Things got heated the same body or to hit me
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: in the face. Now, I can't make any excuses for him.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: He's a grown man. He's fully dressed, he looks clean,
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: he smells like Knights cologne. But when he started taking
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: his cloth off, its unbelievable. I don't know how you
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: can walk around like that. In my wrong for not
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: being honest when he helping work past the smelling issue,
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: He's not wrong. He then't got used to it. He
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: can't smell what you smell. It's stay. You ever been
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: on people's houses and they got a smell to it? Ye,
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: and you'll be going, man, how y'all sitting up in
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: the hill? See they live in now? See he lived
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: with the phone. Now let me tell you why he stayed.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: Because inside them pass it's crivices and cracks. Hey, word cracks. No,
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: you worn what you want? It's the unleashen. It's like
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: you've seen that movie Pods of the Cremin when the cracking,
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: the cracking, cracking, that's what he got. The crackings in
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: his pants right now, and the cracking comes up out
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: the water. Hen' word crack and crevices. The cracking comes
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: up and devours everything in his pad. It's too much,
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: the cracking. He takes his pants down. It everywhere's all
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: in the room. Flowers start dying, papers start burning on
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: the edges. Your eyes is watering up. He's standing there
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: a large man. This man needs a bath. First of all,
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: he is not cleaning himself properly. He taking bird bad.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: He needs to get he tapping up on top. He
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: gots to getting some water. He needs pine salt. I'm
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: gonna just be real with you. He needs fox caps
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: of pine saw in his bath water. Really your pine
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: saw with well, don't he smell like about? See? He
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: needed to run some bath water and put that little
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: man in the boat from tide and bad. He need
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: to drop tide bold. He is in tablets in that
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: damn water with him. He got to get something bubbling
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: in there. See, I can't tell you what I really
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: want to tell you because I had to rethink my
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: answer because there's a lot of words in that. A
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: lot of people ain't gonna understand. But let's just say
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: racks and crevice. Okay, we know what it is. Yeah,
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: we got it. You know. Let me tell you what.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: Let let me tell what the real problem that center
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: split that thing right there, it's it's got some something
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: going on. It's got something going on that he's not
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: cleaning himself. Problem. He used the bath room and he
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: wiped it himself like he twels. See when you grown,
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: you got to love you gotta do a little bit different. Yeah,
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: you got to put a washcloth next to your toilet,
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: which soap? You need a bidet. He needs an install
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: a bi dated today. He to date and tell that
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: damn shower out and move it over a little bit
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: and need to put a date on it. Total Total
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: has a toilet seat that you can buy, y'all. It's
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: an automated toilet seat that you you don't have to
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: buy them. See, I had a toilet that do the washing, drying,
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: all that spray all that every single time you go
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: in there, and it keeps me, keeps me baby fresh.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: If you don't have that money, they make a toilet
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: seat that sits on top of your toilet. You take
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: your toilet seat off and you install it, and it
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: will shoot your hot water, it'll dried for you. It'll
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: put pressure washing on it. He got to get pressure now.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: If he don't, if you don't have the money for
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: that home deep O sales pressure washing that's gonna hurt,
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  Speaker 1: even on his lowest settings. Is not made for the
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  Speaker 1: human body. But he needed to just grin his teeth
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: and bear with its. Yeah, under his privates, his privates
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: he needs now now, he's not gonna do this here
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: because it looked real scary. He needed he needed to
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: pack awkle corn starts on him. Oh no, I had
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: rash one time and I put awkle corn starch only
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: h and forgot that I had it on. It was
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  Speaker 1: with this girl I was in college and pull my
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  Speaker 1: draw or she saw him white pellets. Only that girl
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: started crying. I didn't know where she was crying about.
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  Speaker 1: I was thinking myself, feeling pretty proud. Hete don't be
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  Speaker 1: afraid of it and ain't gonna anything gonna buit. I
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  Speaker 1: looked down, saw him white balls and wit alkle corn
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: starch on me. Anna, you're listening, Steven, show right up,
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: Steve and Jay and and Tommy and Junior. Jay explains well,
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: she Shelley called me up. Steven said she sawt us
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: a little boy because you saw it. Okay, I actually
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: did see this. Yeah, Nesta and I were having breakfast
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  Speaker 1: one morning outside and we see this little kid, this
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: little white kid, roll up on the skateboard and turn
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: around and he was talking to his dad. And he
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: turned around and he was like, you're lying, dad, You're
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: a liar. Stop lying, dad, you're lying. And he's still alive.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: It is still alive. And the dad was like, don no,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not lying to you. The da dad was arguing,
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  Speaker 1: looking at Daddy would have split the back of my head.
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  Speaker 1: That's what we were staying. There is no we didn't
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: even say the word lie. We could even we had
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: to say telling a story. And a grown person was
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: never lying, never even if they were lying, yeah, even
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: if yeah. So what you got now? So we got
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: a list of things that white kids can say, but
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: you definitely cannot say that as a black child. Right Like,
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: for instance, I'm going to my room and please do
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: not disturb me. Tell me whatever, tell me what happened. Man.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: I slammed the door in my house one day and
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: my daddy came in there and took the dough off
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  Speaker 1: the in the garage. You don't have a Doughe just
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  Speaker 1: things that white kids can say that black kids can't. No,
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  Speaker 1: you hush, you hush. Wow Wow, no, no, you you hush.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: I got world white kids to say the black kids can't.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: Now right now, all black kids get out. Wow. Touched me,
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: touched me, and I'm calling the authority first of all?
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: Who talk? Oh, I got one right here? I got
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: one right here. That's my father left. Oh wait, I
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: like this right here. Wow, it's my party and I
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: didn't have over here whoever I want? Yeah, Wow, it's
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  Speaker 1: really different. It's so different. You got one. You're not
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: my friend to your parents. I did for you. I
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: hate you every day you happen to you for real?
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: Right Yeah. I was at the airport j and this
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: little white kid was going through security. He was mad
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: at his parents and then moving walk away. The entire time.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: He screamed to his dad, I hate you every day
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: you go, Steve, what you got man? I was trying
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: to think of one, really, just really what one that
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: I thought? But I knew not to say, uh, the
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: one right here? Okay, Hey, I wish I lived with
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: Billy's parents. Okay, well you take your little no, take
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: your ass on over there. I got one right here?
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: How long do I have to live without my own phone?
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: A lot of freedom? It's ignorant, right you say that? Man,
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: they can say this, get away with what. I don't
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: mean to say this, but I'm just gonna say it.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: This spaghetti sucks. Spaghetti that's getting hit spaghett right. Yeah,
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: these are things white kids can say to their parents.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: I'm not going over to Grandmama's house. Stinks. What did
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: you just say? What? What did you just say? By
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: my mommy? Damn it, Mom, you're getting on my nerves.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: We can't say that to our parents. We can. It's different.
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  Speaker 1: A Hey, I'm all enough to make up my own mind.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: But no, no, no, First of all, you ain't got
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: no right right hey, got girl? Over? Hey, mom, dad?
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  Speaker 1: We don't want to have to hear this. Me and
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: Rebecca going to the room, girl, but not go down
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: the hallway to see you cut lights on in here?
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: I got one. I got one. Oh my god, spinach again. Yes,
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: we're all dead. We're dead with every one of these.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: Blair's mom cooks better than you can. Blairs Mom mom,
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: all right, more of this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Right after this you're listening to show, Well,
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: it's time for something funny and Jay, this is about
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: stuff you say to your neighbors under your breath. Please explain.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: This has to do what we see our neighbors all
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: the time. We're not that fond of them sometimes so
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: we speak. But under our breath was saying little things,
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: little little insulting things like, hey, hi, do you need
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: to kind of done? Jack? Keeping it? Keeping it one hundred?
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: You got one jack? Jay? How are you doing? Are
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: you my man? You need some curtains? How are you doing?
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: Franklin's good to see it. Hope the boys stay home
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: this time takes vacations. Let's see us. Come my nephew, Perkins,
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  Speaker 1: how are you good? Good? I should do something with
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: that damn boat restricts. I done this, s Kennedy, Hey
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: ain done than well? Across the street us smell dann
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: dn kill. How you guys doing the jake too? Stupid
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: ass kids with kid Yeah, stuff we say to our
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: neighbors under got to be sick. Come on, Smith's good
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  Speaker 1: to see it all right, now, I wouldn't be pushing
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  Speaker 1: my mom a deadlock man. She got to do something.
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  Speaker 1: Three pey, how are you good? Good cup? Your fat
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  Speaker 1: as wife from swimming naked on him? Probably the hell
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: out my dog. Mon mister Anderson going, yeah, how you
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: got folk claws on block and don't none more? Four cards?
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: Yard is a mask. Stuff we say to our neighbors
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  Speaker 1: under our breath. Come on with us, I go, old boy,
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  Speaker 1: I see you have a good in the game. So
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  Speaker 1: glad over there. Because he cut my grass. He killed
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: my flowers, spoke to me and cut my grass. Wow,
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: that's bad. That's a dragon. Right hey, Johnson's It's good
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: to see y'all. All right now man, now now we good.
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  Speaker 1: We could tell you right now. I know a baby
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: when to eat paper. I know that baby eat paper.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: You gotta tell me no more. I know that baby
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: eats piper. Baby, he's smarting. Now you gotta bring them now.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: Were good stuff, birthday stuff, we say to our neighbors
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  Speaker 1: under our breath. Tommy, go Leonard, Hey, nice day to day,
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  Speaker 1: good good good last night? Damn police know you you
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: called them? Stuff we say to our neighbors under our breath.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: El herman, how y'all doing tell me y'all. Put y'all
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: mommy in the hole, say that black people don't do that. Hey,
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: mister Mitchell, what's going on? Yeah, I'm good. You don't
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: see that dog do in your yards. You just don't
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: see stuff. We say to our neighbors under our breath.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: We stop curtains, ain't cations going on? All right now?
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  Speaker 1: Ain't the wind that damn line? He ain't killing that
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: way too much? No, I don't even know how they
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: touched both they stumped. All right, now, I'm good man,
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: Come on, nephew. Stuff we say to our neighbors under
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: our breath, Kindly, kindly, y'ards, looking good, looking, real good.
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  Speaker 1: You come over with this lyne though, you come over,
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you that you know what damn you know
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  Speaker 1: you know my sign, You know your damn side. That
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: properly line means something invisible, but it means something. You
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: know what that line man, that's my line. All right,
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: I think we have time for two more Jay and
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: then Steve close it out. Stuff we say to our
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: neighbors under our breath. Let's go, hey, hey, what's going Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm good, I'm good, I'm good. I'm who whip out
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  Speaker 1: that night, got into a fun Yeah okay, yeah, come
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: on steam close it out stuff. We say the right. Sydney, Hey,
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: you'd invited me over your little stink as barbe everything.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: I know, I know you ran out of room. I
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: came home. All right, guys, thank you, that was good.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right?
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: Have you, guys, ever worked with someone? We all work together,
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: so listen to this. Have you ever worked with someone
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: and found out that he or she was making more
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: money than you? Ever day about? Is that a question? Really?
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: All right? If so, you know there's no worse feeling.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: You immediately want to rush into your boss's office. Huh,
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: he just happens a beata boss and asked for a
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: comparable raise. Now this according to an article and a
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: Women's health dot com on their website, you should first
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: research why your coworker makes more money and see if
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: your pay is below I could raid. Then go in
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: and negotiate with your boss by pulling together your accomplishment
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: since being on the staff, is it okay, that's how
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: you get a raise. Okay? If you find out someone's
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: making more of that, okay, that's good advice. Yeah, do
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: not say you got it. That is not a that's
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: not a good phrase of you when you want to
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: raise or you got it? Yeah, talking to you when
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: you talk to your boss. I want to why do
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: you need a race because you got you got it? No,
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: you're right, Ja, Okay, don't point out stuff they are
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: buying for themselves if you want to raise. I see
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: you coming here with a new suit every day. Come
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: what I need to know? Wh I come. That's not
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: a good point. Don't don't go click at the card,
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: look at it then I'm on the bus. Don't don't
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: go there with that. Bring out your accomplishments. What do
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: you bring to this company? That's why you want more money?
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: Steve was making that upset me. So what did you
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: do about it? To him? At RA that didn't laugh
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: Steve as CEO, though I have been at this a
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: lot longer than you. I've been in this business longer
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: than you. I've had more failures than you. You so
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: therefore wasn't going there? He was it? She brought it
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: up on piece of theater. Since you brought it up
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: the rass I want to talk about I just been
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: out here longer than you. But you got like two
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: or three mozy rods. Didn't me though, I mean it's
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: a it's a scream them two three, you know what.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: I look at it? No talma you got boy? What
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: did you rephrase to the commas? That's what problem. Don't
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: where about them? Zero commas? Down commas? Boy, man, your
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: money your commas? What a comma? Gool? No, no, the
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: comma go right here? Hey man, When you sit up
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 1: around some ricky people and listen to them talk, they
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: ain't got nothing doing, no damn zero. I heard the
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: common conversation. Got it up? Yeah, man, Well I look
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: at it like this. The MoU make that means we're
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: still making so you know what I'm talking about. I'm
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  Speaker 1: looking at it like that. So thank you for keep
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 1: making it because we all right, we'll have more of
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  Speaker 1: this Steve Frvery Morning Show right after this. You're listening show.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 1: All right, ladies and gentlemen, it is that time, junior.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 1: You're ready? Absolutely, is everybody ready? Yes, I'm a rough room.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: I mean coming in it's time for j Let me
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: just tell y'all something here. I was I'm doing something
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: different this week because I'm growing as an artist, and
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 1: so I saw something black. I saw something definitely traumatic
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: go on, and it changed my thought process. I saw
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: some coffee wasted starbust, and it decided pushed me actually
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: into writing limits. So you're not doing poems, No, no,
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: this is limericks, but it hit I need to be
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: doing limits and yeah. Yeah. And for those out that
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 1: they don't know what limerick is a limerick, it's just
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: a short story about an individual. It's real quick. Three
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 1: weeks I changed over limericks and I just found like
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: the growth, thank you, thank you, j And so I
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 1: just wrote some limericks about chair to you, Jay, Tommy
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 1: and Carla. Yeah, I just because I know y'all know.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 1: Let me start with Tommy. It's the limerick about Tommy.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 1: There once was a man named Tommy who walked around
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 1: and nice silk put jammis. He was quick to get
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 1: mad and then turned back. Lad. Oh, Tommy is like
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 1: a suona. Okay, And I like to do one about
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 1: my good friend Jay, Anthony Brown. Grown to know Jay
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 1: working with Jay on the day basis, I've grown the
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 1: norm and this is what I found out. Okay. There
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 1: once was a man named Jake who had diabetes that
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 1: would not go away. He could not eat sweets, but
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 1: he might lose his seats. But Steve away this one
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 1: by Carla just that I do this that I looked
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 1: at my face. There was was a lady named Carla
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 1: on the Steave Show. She is the baller. She keeps
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 1: it so straight and well up to date. But Carlor
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 1: sometimes like the hollo. I know Everybody's been waiting on this,
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 1: when this is what I've been waiting to do to him.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 1: Come on, Shirley, Oh Shirley, and I love you, says
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 1: I really do you. Rob will pick across. But there
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 1: once was a lady named Shirley. She is real boogie
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 1: and girly. She keeps Steve real straight and she loves
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 1: her mate. But Shirley, don't come into early those are
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 1: lim again. Please. There's once was a man named Timmy
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 1: who walked around and silk pajohnny. He was quick to
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 1: get mad and then turn back glad, Oh Timmy, like
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 1: we don't know what listening again? Who we hear a day, y'all?
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 1: Uh huh, all right, thank you you're listening show. Steve.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 1: Here we are end of the show with just one
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 1: more thing. You're closing remarks today, I want to still
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 1: stay on the encouraging tip, and I want to talk
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 1: to people about something that you should make in two
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 1: and eighteen. These are just suggestions, folks. You know, I
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 1: don't know everything, but these are some things that I
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 1: do to personally keep myself moving forward in a positive
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 1: direction because I'm always trying to accomplish something new. You know,
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 1: I'm never satisfied. Well, it's not that I'm never satisfied.
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 1: I'm never complacent. I don't I don't believe in sitting still.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 1: I don't believe in and not moving forward. I just
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 1: don't see it. You know. Every day I try to
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 1: wake up an approach and attack a new challenge. I've
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 1: always setting goals out there because it just gives you
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 1: something to aim for throughout the day. One of the
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 1: things I want to remind people of something that I
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 1: do up you're invited to do the same is, you know,
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 1: have a life, feel with a mission, have a life
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 1: filled with a mission. You can have several missions in life.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 1: Forget your life filled with missions. Remember the show Mission Impossible,
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 1: and remember that tape recording that used to come on
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 1: every day and tell the guy what to do and
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 1: then at the end of it the tape with self destruct,
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 1: but that became the mission. It became the purpose, the
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 1: task at hand, and until you completed that task, you
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 1: came back in. And that's what the whole show is.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 1: It's really funny thing, you know. It's tape recording comes
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 1: on and then it fearses and disintegrates, and that's your mission.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 1: I still do that, man, It's sort of a funny analogy.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 1: But I try to create a mission in my life
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 1: all the time. And in order to accomplish your mission,
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 1: one of the things you have to do is you
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 1: have to surround yourself with people who are about the
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 1: same mission. That will be no missions accomplished in life
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 1: solely by yourself. I don't I can't think of anything
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 1: that you can accomplish solely by yourself. You know, even
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 1: if you want to have a relationship with God, Yeah,
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 1: you can have a relationship with God, but to draw closer,
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 1: you know, you gotta have some type of toolge. You know,
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 1: you gotta read some scriptures. Somebody's got to show you
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 1: another way to approach it. Somebody go, Man, if you're
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 1: going through this, read this or read that, and it
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 1: sort of helps you with your goal. Even in that.
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 1: But I don't know anything that you can accomplish mission
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 1: wise alone. So you need to surround yourself who with
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 1: people who are like minded. As a motivational speaker, sometimes
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 1: when I'm going I use my motivational pictures that I
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  Speaker 1: keep in my phone and I put them up on
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  Speaker 1: a big screen and I show them to people. And
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  Speaker 1: one of my favorite pictures is a picture of these
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  Speaker 1: lions walking and then expressing on the lions face because
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  Speaker 1: they've they've woken up from their nap and they're going
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  Speaker 1: out for the hunt. And if you look at lions
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  Speaker 1: when they're walking to go out on a hunt, they
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  Speaker 1: all have that same determined look on their face because
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  Speaker 1: they're all about the same mission. You ever notice when
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  Speaker 1: lions ready to go out on the hunt, they leave
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  Speaker 1: the cubs back at the den because see, it ain't
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  Speaker 1: no time to play out here, because we're going out
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  Speaker 1: here to feed, We're going out here to hunt. So
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  Speaker 1: they leave the cubs back in the den when they
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  Speaker 1: go out on the hunt because they ain't got no
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  Speaker 1: time for no foolishness. And I have this picture in
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  Speaker 1: my phone of these lions just striding and if you
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  Speaker 1: look at all the looks on their face. They're serious.
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  Speaker 1: It ain't no playtime because everybody is on the same mission.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody is of the light mindedness, and it takes to
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  Speaker 1: accomplish the mission. And the caption says, surround yourself with
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  Speaker 1: people who are on the same mission. And I'm saying
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  Speaker 1: that to you today. Find someone who is about the
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  Speaker 1: business just like you are. Start hanging out with people
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  Speaker 1: who are goal oriented, who are success minded. Somebody was
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  Speaker 1: talking to somebody one time and they said, man, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: let me manage this something. Why rich people are always
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  Speaker 1: talking about money? That would get on my nerves. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: what else you want to talk about? You want to
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  Speaker 1: talk about what happened on the Real Housewives? What you
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  Speaker 1: want to talk about who's going on in the theaters today?
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  Speaker 1: We can talk about that. But when I get together
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  Speaker 1: with my friends, we get together. We on a mission.
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  Speaker 1: I even play golf with people who are on the
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  Speaker 1: same mission as me, you know, because we have like mindedness.
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  Speaker 1: I don't play golf with a bunch of single friends
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  Speaker 1: because see now, when we're not playing golf, we're not
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  Speaker 1: gonna be able to single mound. I need people just
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  Speaker 1: want to go play golf, Go to the clubhouse, have
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  Speaker 1: a cigar, get yourself a drink, get yourself somebody, and
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  Speaker 1: gonna go to your room because we gotta get up
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  Speaker 1: early to morning play this tournament game. We got going again.
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  Speaker 1: That's just it. Even when I play, I play with
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  Speaker 1: people of like mindedness. I don't play with people that's
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  Speaker 1: doing something else because I don't need the distraction. It's
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  Speaker 1: very important that you surround yourself with like minded people.
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  Speaker 1: Find them somewhere. See. It goes along with an old saying,
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  Speaker 1: you've all heard this. If you're the smartest person in
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  Speaker 1: your group, then you need a new group you got
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  Speaker 1: You can't be the smartest person in your group. Man,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta have somebody that knows a little bit more
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  Speaker 1: about the journey, or it's familiar with a certain thing
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  Speaker 1: that's gonna happen on the journey, or they can give
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  Speaker 1: you a suggestion when you get to that point. Everybody
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  Speaker 1: ain't got to be good at everything. Sometimes you have
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  Speaker 1: specialty people. It's like, you know, when you're assembling your team,
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  Speaker 1: all of your friends ain't the same. Some of your
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  Speaker 1: friends you don't have spiritual messages for you. Some of
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  Speaker 1: them just have uplifts. Some of them just cool to
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  Speaker 1: be around. Some of them do the same things you do.
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  Speaker 1: But surround yourself with people who are on the same mission.
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  Speaker 1: It will make your journey to the top a lot smooth.
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  Speaker 1: It won't make it easy, it will make it smooth. Uh.
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