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Budget BBQ, Luggage Story, Comedy Roulette, Dog Stories and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. Y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know y'all.
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  Speaker 2: At all at all, So don't given a.
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  Speaker 3: Black all bu bu boozy.
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  Speaker 4: Listening to show, I don't joy ya ya joy.
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  Speaker 2: You gotta do that.
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  Speaker 5: Turn you to turn the mouth turn You probably got
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  Speaker 5: to turn mouth turn out, turn the way the money jack.
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  Speaker 1: Look, come on, come on, you'll think.
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  Speaker 3: Huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody. You're listening to
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  Speaker 3: the voice, Come on, dig me now what it only
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  Speaker 3: Steve Harley got a radio show man instead of trying
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  Speaker 3: to be about the business. To y'all, I'm doing all
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  Speaker 3: I can. But you know what's crazy in the efforts
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  Speaker 3: that I make. I can do more. And my father
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  Speaker 3: used to tell me something when I was growing up.
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  Speaker 3: He says, son, when you've done your best, and you've
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  Speaker 3: done all you can, sit still for a second and
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  Speaker 3: just do a little bit more.
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  Speaker 1: Always remember that, he said.
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  Speaker 3: When you've done the best you can and you can
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  Speaker 3: done all you can think of, he says, sit still
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  Speaker 3: for a minute and do some more. And you know
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  Speaker 3: what I've discovered in my life, always have a little more.
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  Speaker 3: I ain't ever just out out complete. I can't take
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  Speaker 3: another step. There ain't another breath in me. The ain't
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  Speaker 3: another thought I can produce. I'm never completely out, man.
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  Speaker 3: Just take a rest for a minute, man, and then
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  Speaker 3: just do a little bit more. And I can't tell
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  Speaker 3: you how many times that's helped me get over the top.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I was watching a documentary about people climbing
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  Speaker 3: on Mount Everest and how difficult climbing Mount Everest was,
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  Speaker 3: and how they have on the hill something called like
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  Speaker 3: a death zone or a killing zone, where the majority
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  Speaker 3: of people run out of oxygen and they have to
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  Speaker 3: turn back. Well, what's crazy is it's right in view
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  Speaker 3: of the summit. You can actually see the top of
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  Speaker 3: Mount Everest from there, but it's that little bit that's
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  Speaker 3: left that's just most difficult. Now, I forgot all the
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  Speaker 3: reasons why they said most people don't make it from there,
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  Speaker 3: and more people have lost their lives in that area.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what it is, but the people that
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  Speaker 3: make it to the top of Mount efforts. They all
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  Speaker 3: had to go through that same zone of that same area,
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  Speaker 3: but they had a little bit more that allowed them
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  Speaker 3: to get to the top. You know, a lot of
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  Speaker 3: people have had accidents up there trying that, so I'm
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  Speaker 3: not even really sure if Mount Everest analogy is a
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  Speaker 3: good one. But let's just break it down a little
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  Speaker 3: bit more. Let's just talk about life. There's a poem
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  Speaker 3: I learned back when I host pledging. It's called don't Quit.
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  Speaker 3: It goes like this, if I make a mistake, I'm
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  Speaker 3: just trying to drum it up, So here we go.
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  Speaker 3: It says, when things go wrong, as they sometimes will,
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  Speaker 3: when the road you're trudging seems all uphill, when your
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  Speaker 3: funds are low and your debts are high, when you
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  Speaker 3: want to smile, but you have to sidhe when cares
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  Speaker 3: are pressing you down a bit, rest if you must,
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  Speaker 3: but don't quit, for life is queer with his twisting turns,
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  Speaker 3: as every one of us must sometimes learn. And many
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  Speaker 3: a fellow has turned about when he might have won
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  Speaker 3: had he stuck it out. So don't give up. Though
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  Speaker 3: the pace seems slow, you may succeed with another blow.
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  Speaker 3: Often the gold is nearer than it seems to a
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  Speaker 3: faint and a faltering man. And often the struggler has
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  Speaker 3: given up when he might have captured the victor's cup,
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  Speaker 3: And he learns too late, when the night came down,
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  Speaker 3: how close he was to the golden crown. Success is
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  Speaker 3: failure turned inside out. It's your silver tint of your
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  Speaker 3: clouds of doubt, and you never can tell how close
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  Speaker 3: you are. It may be nil when it seems afar,
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  Speaker 3: So stick to the fight when your hardest hit. It's
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  Speaker 3: when things seem worse that you mustn't quit. I remember
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  Speaker 3: it because I had a special method of helping you
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  Speaker 3: remember stuff back then. But I remembered it, and that
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  Speaker 3: poem right there has kept me. You know, we often
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  Speaker 3: talk about scripture and everything, and then I don't see
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  Speaker 3: how I could live without it. But every now and then, man,
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  Speaker 3: somebody has a writing. God puts a writing on somebody's
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  Speaker 3: heart that delivers a message man that can help people.
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  Speaker 3: I use every motivational tool that I possibly can to
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  Speaker 3: climb this letter of success, or try to be the
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  Speaker 3: best father and the best husband I can be. I've
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  Speaker 3: done a lot of changing over the years, and so
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  Speaker 3: have you. But change is necessary in order to grow.
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  Speaker 3: If you don't make changes, folks, you can't grow. I
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  Speaker 3: was a young man on my set. I kept looking
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  Speaker 3: at him, and a sharp little young dude just on
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  Speaker 3: my set, and he had these dreads, and I mean
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  Speaker 3: they was super long, man, they will well below the
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  Speaker 3: middle of his back. I mean, it was just long.
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  Speaker 3: And he kept talking to me, and he kept talking
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  Speaker 3: to me and talking to me. So young man kept
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  Speaker 3: talking to me, and I said, hey, man, you know
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  Speaker 3: you do a huge self a favor in the business
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  Speaker 3: you're in. If you got a haircut, you would do
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  Speaker 3: yourself a huge favor. I said, your image is everything. Man,
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  Speaker 3: I said, you keep stopping me in the hallway to
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  Speaker 3: try to tell me what you're doing, what you are,
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  Speaker 3: but all I see is your hair. Now, I keep
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  Speaker 3: trying to figure out what you're doing with all that hair. Man,
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  Speaker 3: Now you can feel how you want to feel. But
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  Speaker 3: I'm like an employer. I employed people. So when I'm
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  Speaker 3: walking through the hallway and I try to think of
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  Speaker 3: you traveling with me and you sitting in a meeting
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  Speaker 3: with me, I try to imagine you and your suits
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  Speaker 3: sitting there talking business with me. And so, just like
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  Speaker 3: other employers are, I'm just having a real story with you.
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  Speaker 3: So I said, man, you ought to consider cutting your hair.
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  Speaker 3: He said, Man, mister hobb, I've been growing his hair
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  Speaker 3: since I was a little boy. I said, how old
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  Speaker 3: are you now? He said, twenty eight. I said, well,
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  Speaker 3: how long you want to hang on to what you
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  Speaker 3: was when you was a little boy? You know, if
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  Speaker 3: you started growing your hair when you're a teenager. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: you're twenty eight now. And I said, so, let me
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  Speaker 3: help you understand something. Let me ask you something. What
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  Speaker 3: does it do for you? He said, Man, it's just
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  Speaker 3: who I am. It's I said, so you your hair? He
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  Speaker 3: said no, no, but it's a part of me. I say,
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  Speaker 3: that part of you that you're hanging on to. What
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  Speaker 3: does it do for you?
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  Speaker 1: I just like it? Well, dog, I like ice cream,
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  Speaker 1: but I feed that.
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  Speaker 3: But if I hang on the ice cream and eat
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  Speaker 3: ice cream every single day, my body gonna reflect that.
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  Speaker 3: What is it that you hanging on to that you
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  Speaker 3: don't want to let go of? That's prohibiting you from
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  Speaker 3: being what all you can be? See, it's hard to
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  Speaker 3: be what all you can be if you want to
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  Speaker 3: keep being all you was? Don't that make sense to you?
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  Speaker 3: So I can't tell you how many times I've had
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  Speaker 3: to change. Change is necessary to grow. You can't be
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  Speaker 3: all you can be if you want to keep hanging
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  Speaker 3: on to all you was.
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  Speaker 1: That don't make no sense. How do you go forward.
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  Speaker 3: If you keep going backwards, you can't stay here and
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  Speaker 3: go there. Do you understand that if you want to
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  Speaker 3: go over there, you must remove yourself from right here?
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  Speaker 3: Oh I got right here is comfortable, I got right
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  Speaker 3: here is safe. But over there's where the shade is.
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  Speaker 1: Over. There's where the fruit is.
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  Speaker 3: Over there is where the opportunity is over there is
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  Speaker 3: where the mountain of goal is.
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  Speaker 1: So why you stuck on here? You got to leave
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  Speaker 1: here to go over there.
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  Speaker 3: You can't be all you can be if you want
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  Speaker 3: to stay stuck on who you was.
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  Speaker 6: Change is growth is necessary. All let's go.
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  Speaker 1: Show, ladies and gentlemen. I know you thought a song
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  Speaker 1: would follow, but I decided no, And then again I
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  Speaker 1: changed my mind.
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  Speaker 3: When you think of love, gotta get it on your mind.
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  Speaker 3: Come on, when you think of love, gotta get it
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  Speaker 3: on in your mind. When you think of love.
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  Speaker 1: God it, get it on your mind.
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  Speaker 3: Come on, now, what did I would do it up
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  Speaker 3: in here and like that? See how it was a
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  Speaker 3: fake move. It was kind of count off. Then said
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  Speaker 3: I wasn't gonna do it, did jump right back into it.
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  Speaker 3: I just thought of that, That's all it was. It's
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  Speaker 3: like that in the words it said you entertained. It's
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  Speaker 3: just magic.
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  Speaker 7: Good man, Good morning, Steve Harvey.
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  Speaker 1: More and only Hello Carlin for Rell.
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  Speaker 2: Hello Steve Harvey, and creazy.
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  Speaker 3: Ladies and gentlemen that damn junior will kill spats.
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  Speaker 1: Morning morning, everybody, the King of Pranks, Nephew, Tommy, Yay yay.
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  Speaker 1: In the building, we are all here, We are all here. Delightful, delightful.
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  Speaker 8: Yes, Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesdaysday, Taco Tuesday.
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  Speaker 1: Glad to be That sounds good?
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  Speaker 7: Sure right now?
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  Speaker 5: Now?
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  Speaker 1: I got to her, No the taco, Yeah, I got.
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  Speaker 6: Yes today we don't nobody won't that shirt?
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  Speaker 1: Let us taco? I'm crazy for.
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  Speaker 9: Don't nobody want that shirt?
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  Speaker 1: I drug it out slowly, you know that early.
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  Speaker 10: Man.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, what are you feeling?
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  Speaker 7: All right?
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  Speaker 3: Though always you know, it's another exciting day, another opportunity
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  Speaker 3: God has given me.
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  Speaker 1: I want to take full advantage of it.
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  Speaker 3: I want to do the things is I can do
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  Speaker 3: to progress myself forward and do some things that maybe
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  Speaker 3: can help out in the future. Not worrying about the future,
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  Speaker 3: not concerning myself with anything that's about to happen, but
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  Speaker 3: preparing to receive God's blessings, preparing to receive his unmerited
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  Speaker 3: favor and any grace that would be shared, shared or
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  Speaker 3: headed my way.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just open to it.
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  Speaker 10: You know.
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  Speaker 3: I've just decided I stopped worrying, and it has changed
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  Speaker 3: my life.
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  Speaker 10: Man.
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  Speaker 3: When I stopped worrying, because nothing I used to worry
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  Speaker 3: about could I control, right, and I stopped worrying. God
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  Speaker 3: is going to take care of me as he always
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  Speaker 3: so wonderfully has done, Matthew.
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  Speaker 1: And I see no reason why he would not continue.
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  Speaker 3: If he's not going to continue to take care of me,
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  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna wake up, but I'm here not.
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  Speaker 11: No, all, he didn't done for you that he ain't
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  Speaker 11: pulling out, that's for sure.
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  Speaker 7: All right, thank you for that. Steve.
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  Speaker 8: Coming up in thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll
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  Speaker 8: hear from a nephew as he runs that prank back.
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  Speaker 7: Right after this.
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  Speaker 8: You're listening morning show, all right, and it's time now
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  Speaker 8: to start your morning.
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  Speaker 7: Off with the nephew and run that prank back. What
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  Speaker 7: you got for his nest?
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  Speaker 11: Surely it is psc ps C. That is prostate, checkel
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  Speaker 11: let's go get off p FC Cross State.
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  Speaker 10: Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach a Roger. This Roger,
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  Speaker 10: my name is Greg. I'm a PSC. I got you
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  Speaker 10: on my schedule. I'm supposed to come by your house
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  Speaker 10: tomorrow morning at about seven fifteen. I just want to
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  Speaker 10: give you a call, give your heads up, and let
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  Speaker 10: you know we will be there about seven fifteen. From
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  Speaker 10: my understanding, you go to work yet. Uh, oh you say,
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  Speaker 10: I'm a PSC, sir, I'll be there. I'll be there tomorrow.
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  Speaker 10: I got you on my schedule for Monday morning, and
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  Speaker 10: I'll be there at least about seven fifteen. From my understanding,
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  Speaker 10: you go to work at seven thirty, and my proceed
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  Speaker 10: is only going to take a couple of minutes. But
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  Speaker 10: I wanted to you a friendly call and let you
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  Speaker 10: know that I will be by there tomorrow morning.
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  Speaker 12: What's the PSC, PFC?
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  Speaker 6: What's you say?
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  Speaker 12: A PSC?
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  Speaker 10: PSC? Sir? PSC? I will be there tomorrow. I've been
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  Speaker 10: in business probably for the last I guess about thirteen
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  Speaker 10: fourteen years now.
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  Speaker 12: What is PSC specialist?
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  Speaker 10: What you do? Oh? You're not I'm sorry you're not familiar.
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  Speaker 12: How you got me on the schedule? I ain't trying
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  Speaker 12: us and nothing?
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  Speaker 10: Oh, I got you on my list here, I don't
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  Speaker 10: know who puts you on here, but you've been paid
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  Speaker 10: on everything for me to come by and do my job.
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  Speaker 10: And like I said, only take me a couple of
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  Speaker 10: minutes and I'll have you on your way. How do
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  Speaker 10: you get my number?
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  Speaker 12: Say again, how did you get my phone number?
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  Speaker 10: Sir? Everything I have I got, I got twenty stops
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  Speaker 10: tomorrow and I got your schedule as my as my
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  Speaker 10: first stop tomorrow morning. I don't know I got your
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  Speaker 10: phone number. I do have your address. Are you at drive?
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, that's my ass just but I'm not schedule for
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  Speaker 12: nobody to come to my house in the morning. I
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  Speaker 12: gotta go to work in the morning. I'm I gonna
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  Speaker 12: be it right.
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  Speaker 10: Right my understanding, Well from understanding, you pull out about
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  Speaker 10: seven thirty and I'm gonna get there seven fifteen. Like
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  Speaker 10: I said, you know, the procedure only takes about two
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  Speaker 10: three minutes.
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  Speaker 12: And about everybody my information? You know when I leave
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  Speaker 12: home and everything?
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  Speaker 10: Who is it? Like I said, my name is Greg,
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  Speaker 10: I'm a PSC and I'll be there.
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  Speaker 12: Okay, you said that.
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  Speaker 10: I readly you'll see me tomorrow. I'm sorry. I just
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  Speaker 10: want to give your friend the call here on Sunday
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  Speaker 10: and let you know that I'll be there. I'll be
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  Speaker 10: there about seven fifteen and we'll get you taken care
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  Speaker 10: of it, and then I'll let you get on any
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  Speaker 10: whay to work.
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  Speaker 12: You still ain't telling me what I suppose what you
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  Speaker 12: suppose be doing.
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  Speaker 10: Sir, A PSC is PSC. I'm a pro state checker,
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  Speaker 10: and what I'll be doing is coming in and checking
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  Speaker 10: your pro state tomorrow.
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  Speaker 12: Oh well, now you ain't coming here and check my
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  Speaker 12: price state. I gave my proce state check by my doctor.
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  Speaker 12: Who was you talking about come to check my five state?
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  Speaker 12: Now at my house? You ain't coming to check my Yeah,
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  Speaker 12: And you know what, I get this all the time.
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  Speaker 10: I get a lot of people that are in denial,
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  Speaker 10: a lot of men that that claim that they say.
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  Speaker 12: Got to state is fined. I my price state check
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  Speaker 12: just at the beginning of this year. Man, you don't
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  Speaker 12: need to come to my eye checking my prive state, Sir.
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  Speaker 10: A lot of people, a lot of men are in
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  Speaker 10: denial saying that they got it checked and they got
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  Speaker 10: it a lot of times we find out they haven't.
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  Speaker 10: And there has to be a reason. If I got
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  Speaker 10: you on my list and it's paid somebody is paid
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  Speaker 10: one hundred and twenty five dollars for me to come
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  Speaker 10: out there and check it.
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  Speaker 12: Well, you still be happy you paid us twenty five dollars.
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  Speaker 12: This is a lesson job. You have to do that
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  Speaker 12: because you're not come and check my prive state.
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  Speaker 10: Sir. I'm gonna check it now. I'm gonna be by
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  Speaker 10: there tomorrow and I'm seven pig pen. I'm putting my
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  Speaker 10: rubber glove on with a little bit of jail on it,
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  Speaker 10: and i am gonna check your prop state and then
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  Speaker 10: I'll let you get on the work.
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  Speaker 12: Well, I tell you what, that rubber glove ain't going
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  Speaker 12: nowhere near me home. Well, I tell you what. You
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  Speaker 12: may on over my eyes if.
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  Speaker 10: You want to.
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  Speaker 12: It's not gonna be pretty, and it ain't gonna be
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  Speaker 12: nice with you and your rubber glove. Sir might have
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  Speaker 12: had to stick a rebel glove up joke when I'm
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  Speaker 12: done with you, and don't be comfortab by my high
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  Speaker 12: talking about taking my price state.
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  Speaker 10: Sir, sir, do you realize that this is the leading
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  Speaker 10: calls to black men? Do you realize that I understand
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  Speaker 10: that all right, black men, three out of five black
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  Speaker 10: men are lost every year, So you ought to be
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  Speaker 10: very grateful that someone is sending me by there to
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  Speaker 10: check it and make sure you're okay.
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  Speaker 12: I'm grateful that I can pay for a doctor that
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  Speaker 12: I go to every at once a year. Man, you
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  Speaker 12: don't have to talk to my hot time by sticking
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  Speaker 12: no rubber glove but me. Man, I'm fine with you, sir.
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  Speaker 10: I'm not gonna sit here and go back and forth
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  Speaker 10: with you. My job is to give you a friendly
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  Speaker 10: call and let you know that I'm.
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  Speaker 12: Coming all right now tomorrow morning.
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  Speaker 10: Listen. I don't want to hear anymore of it. Tomorrow morning.
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  Speaker 10: I'm there at seven fifteen, and you're gonna get your
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  Speaker 10: proce state checked, whether you like it or not.
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  Speaker 12: Well, you made gon buy here, then I sold be here.
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  Speaker 12: You bay a bad Thank you bad enough to come
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  Speaker 12: over here check my price?
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  Speaker 10: Sate you bay it. I'm gonna pack it. So you
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  Speaker 10: just be ready at seven fifteen. But you're gonna get
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  Speaker 10: your prostate checking.
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  Speaker 12: I'll be here.
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  Speaker 10: I don't let you go on the work case comes.
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  Speaker 12: You come on over here if you want. You you
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  Speaker 12: know my address and all my what time I go
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  Speaker 12: to work and everything. You you bang your back don't
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  Speaker 12: over here if you want.
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  Speaker 10: To, I don't care if I gotta come over there,
• 18:16
  Speaker 10: sir and hold you down and check your prostate. I'm
• 18:19
  Speaker 10: coming to check your prostate at seven fifteen tomorrow morning,
• 18:23
  Speaker 10: or I'll tell you what.
• 18:23
  Speaker 12: You bring your mask John over there. You you think
• 18:26
  Speaker 12: you know who I am, what I need over here?
• 18:28
  Speaker 12: You come on over here, and you do what.
• 18:29
  Speaker 10: You gotta do.
• 18:30
  Speaker 12: I can't ring over there to all more wherever being wrong.
• 18:32
  Speaker 12: You're gonna be checking something else besides me. You're gonna
• 18:34
  Speaker 12: be checking on you, bry it. I don't know where
• 18:37
  Speaker 12: if you want to she ill, I don't get you
• 18:39
  Speaker 12: up out of here. I'll be coming to my house today.
• 18:41
  Speaker 12: But you tell somebody talking about I needed prostate check
• 18:45
  Speaker 12: or something, somebody on the phone talking about I need
• 18:47
  Speaker 12: to prostate or something. You bang your yeah, I'll tell
• 18:50
  Speaker 12: you what. I'll be here when you get here. You
• 18:51
  Speaker 12: bang it over. I will be tomorrow in the Morroell
• 18:56
  Speaker 12: you go. You won't walk it. If you gotta be
• 19:00
  Speaker 12: away from this, you may.
• 19:02
  Speaker 10: If you want to. I'm gonna have my glove on
• 19:05
  Speaker 10: tomorrow and I'm gonna be checking your prop staates.
• 19:07
  Speaker 12: Gotta tell you ain't in the morning. You watch till
• 19:09
  Speaker 12: about checking the pride state. You're gonna be checking your
• 19:11
  Speaker 12: own pride state. Because I'm telling you what, I got
• 19:13
  Speaker 12: something for you from here. You bring your bad You
• 19:16
  Speaker 12: think you're bad enough to come off here and chack
• 19:18
  Speaker 12: some I'm over here, you come.
• 19:19
  Speaker 10: On with it.
• 19:19
  Speaker 12: I got one more wi I need to say to
• 19:21
  Speaker 12: you all. You're listening, But what dad you got to
• 19:23
  Speaker 12: say to me?
• 19:23
  Speaker 10: Now?
• 19:23
  Speaker 12: You told me it's nothing. It was just you got
• 19:25
  Speaker 12: to tell me.
• 19:26
  Speaker 10: Now are you listening to me?
• 19:27
  Speaker 12: This down over here? You're gonna be here.
• 19:29
  Speaker 10: I'm gonna be over there. But I got one more
• 19:31
  Speaker 10: thing I want to say.
• 19:32
  Speaker 12: Are you listening what you got to say to me?
• 19:34
  Speaker 10: Man? That's this nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 19:38
  Speaker 10: You just got pranked by your homeboy.
• 19:41
  Speaker 12: Who who you say you was? Again?
• 19:47
  Speaker 10: Hey man, this is Nephew Timing from the Steve Harvey
• 19:50
  Speaker 10: Morning Show. Man, your homeboy got me to prank phone.
• 19:54
  Speaker 10: Call you a good harmon?
• 20:03
  Speaker 12: Tell me by man? All right, Roger boy, y'all about
• 20:10
  Speaker 12: to make me go out. I'm wondering, who the hell
• 20:12
  Speaker 12: don't come out? Somebody how to do a prostate chick
• 20:15
  Speaker 12: on regular basis like that. Man, Yeah, yeah, I sold
• 20:20
  Speaker 12: got me, man, I'm gonna get him back. Boy, I
• 20:22
  Speaker 12: can't believe you do me like that. I'm gonna go
• 20:24
  Speaker 12: over there and check his pri state. You know, I
• 20:27
  Speaker 12: don't even think you get here checked on the regular.
• 20:29
  Speaker 12: I want to have somebody to come check mine.
• 20:32
  Speaker 10: Hey, man, I got one more thing to ask you, man,
• 20:35
  Speaker 10: what is what is the baddest I'm talking about the
• 20:38
  Speaker 10: baddest radio show in the land.
• 20:40
  Speaker 12: Steve Harvey Morning Show Man, Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 20:45
  Speaker 8: All right, come on, oh my god, all right, if
• 20:50
  Speaker 8: you thank you. Coming up next is Ask the CLO
• 20:54
  Speaker 8: the Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey in the building right
• 20:57
  Speaker 8: after this.
• 20:58
  Speaker 7: You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show.
• 21:01
  Speaker 8: All right, guys, it is time for Ask the CLO. Ready,
• 21:06
  Speaker 8: Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey.
• 21:08
  Speaker 7: Yes, all right, here we go Jeanette and Tucker.
• 21:11
  Speaker 8: Georgia says, I'm a thirty four year old woman that
• 21:14
  Speaker 8: thought she was dating a thirty six year old man
• 21:16
  Speaker 8: for almost a year. Three weeks ago, out of the blue,
• 21:19
  Speaker 8: he said he was having back surgery, so I told
• 21:22
  Speaker 8: him I would be there for him. He said, he
• 21:24
  Speaker 8: had a private duty nurse that is staying with him,
• 21:27
  Speaker 8: and his insurance provided it. After his surgery, I tried
• 21:31
  Speaker 8: to visit him in the hospital and I was told
• 21:33
  Speaker 8: he could only have one visitor at a time and
• 21:36
  Speaker 8: his girlfriend is staying with him.
• 21:39
  Speaker 7: I was so mad and hurt. Do I let him
• 21:42
  Speaker 7: know he hurt me? Or walk away quietly?
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: Well? I mean, wow, you going to let him know
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: he hurts you? You go, you go tell him, you know.
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: For your own closure purposes, you could have told me
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: you had somebody I didn't have to find this way,
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: But didn't you know?
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Back out?
• 22:00
  Speaker 6: What's your tripping for?
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: Huh?
• 22:02
  Speaker 7: His backside?
• 22:03
  Speaker 6: You know?
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he can't do nothing back.
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: He can't do nothing nowhere, probably ain't gonna be able
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: to work for a while.
• 22:11
  Speaker 11: We're just going about your business. Oh okay, Yeah, he
• 22:17
  Speaker 11: don't sound like he thirty. He don't sound like he
• 22:18
  Speaker 11: thirty something though. He really don't sound like that. Why
• 22:21
  Speaker 11: you say that, Well, let's say no to love. You
• 22:24
  Speaker 11: ain't saying no vile signas any health death?
• 22:26
  Speaker 10: Do you call?
• 22:28
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: Part and you can walk away.
• 22:32
  Speaker 7: He doesn't have to be quietly. You can want to
• 22:34
  Speaker 7: make some noise all right.
• 22:37
  Speaker 8: Morgan and Ypsilanti, Michigan, says, my mother recently moved into
• 22:42
  Speaker 8: a senior living apartment building, and I got a call
• 22:44
  Speaker 8: from the administrator to let me know that my mother
• 22:47
  Speaker 8: is seeing a married man and his wife has threatened
• 22:51
  Speaker 8: my mother. I called my mother to see what was
• 22:53
  Speaker 8: going on, and she said that the man comes to
• 22:56
  Speaker 8: see her, not the other way around.
• 22:58
  Speaker 7: So I need to talk to him, she said.
• 23:01
  Speaker 8: The man shows her, So it is what it is.
• 23:03
  Speaker 8: How can I get my seventy eight year old mother to.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: Behave you know the rules, baby, she behaved, She's seventy eight.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: What rules you wanted to go by?
• 23:14
  Speaker 7: She seventy eight, Well, there are rules to this. I
• 23:18
  Speaker 7: mean he is married.
• 23:19
  Speaker 13: Married.
• 23:20
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you don't think.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: That, she'dah, said, he chose me.
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: It is what it is.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: That's what she done.
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: Came away with what you want, hunted, what you want
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: to do, what you finish?
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Called the man, she said, may holler this man.
• 23:42
  Speaker 7: Yeah, she didn't say.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: See all these old ass people like that. They make
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: different rules when they get old. Say what they want
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: to say, do what they want to do, to go
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: where they want to go. You know, they want to
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: see you know ninety day rule. Ain't got nothing the
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: ninety day ruling more like a ninety minute rule.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 24:01
  Speaker 7: A lot of time.
• 24:04
  Speaker 8: Yeah, all right, So so she can't get her to
• 24:09
  Speaker 8: behave to leave her mom alone.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: You're saying what you want?
• 24:12
  Speaker 5: What?
• 24:13
  Speaker 7: Okay?
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: All right? I put it in the home. You ain't
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: got too many votes. Wow, Amelia dropped me off at
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: the home. You can quit talking to me.
• 24:27
  Speaker 7: Amelia Intella Hassie says.
• 24:29
  Speaker 8: I'm forty one years old and my boyfriend's fifty one
• 24:32
  Speaker 8: and we've been dating for six months. I put up
• 24:34
  Speaker 8: with drama from his ex wife for the first three
• 24:37
  Speaker 8: months of getting to know him. He was going through
• 24:39
  Speaker 8: the divorce when we met, and now it's final. His
• 24:43
  Speaker 8: ex thinks it's cheating, but he went to divorce court twice.
• 24:47
  Speaker 8: Right after I met him. He begged me to be
• 24:49
  Speaker 8: patient and stay with him, and recently she went to
• 24:52
  Speaker 8: my son's job and told him I took her husband.
• 24:56
  Speaker 8: My son has been on my case about it. Is
• 24:58
  Speaker 8: it considered cheating if he'd already filed?
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: No, Look, look it's look if you if you're married,
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: the party is gonna call it cheating.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: Here's the deal. When you file filing. The marriage has been.
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: Over by the time you file, by the time the
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: court grants the divorce, it's been over even longer than that.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: The marriage is over. It's over.
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: We filed, we want to get out, and now we're
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: waiting on some paperwork from the court.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: It's over.
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: You call it cheating if you want to, but hey,
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: it's over. You're going down the job telling this woman's
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: son and all this help. Whatever it's filed, it's over,
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: all right, your son, wake up, get a life, start
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: realizing this how it go sometime.
• 26:00
  Speaker 7: Speaking of your family with your.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: Mom, Yeah right, with your mama.
• 26:04
  Speaker 7: Yeah, all right. Here we go. Moving on.
• 26:08
  Speaker 8: Maria and Tennessee says, I've been married three years to
• 26:11
  Speaker 8: a great guy with a big heart. But he's nice
• 26:14
  Speaker 8: to everyone except his own brother. We live in a
• 26:17
  Speaker 8: townhouse with a one car garage, and his brother is
• 26:21
  Speaker 8: sleeping in our garage. He's an alcoholic and he lost
• 26:24
  Speaker 8: his job and his wife from the drinking. Nobody in
• 26:28
  Speaker 8: their family will take him in, so my husband gave
• 26:31
  Speaker 8: him a fan and an.
• 26:32
  Speaker 7: Air mattress for the garage.
• 26:34
  Speaker 8: I want to offer him our guest room, but my
• 26:36
  Speaker 8: husband is dead set against it. Should I overrule my
• 26:40
  Speaker 8: husband and put his brother in the guest bedroom?
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Oh, brother in the garage for a reason?
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: And brother, No, brother knows something you don't know, right, Yeah,
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: your brothers Your brother had married you and is trying
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: to protect his family.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: Listen to me.
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: This man don't care enough about his own family to
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: where he done lost his family and his job. What
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: makes you think he gonna come in your house and
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: care about your family when he didn't give a damn
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: about his own family.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: You leave your brother alone.
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: He cheating, He treating his brother as he needs to
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: be treated right now. If you put him in the house,
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: he ain't gonna ever leave, and he's gonna mess his
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: brother's house up, and the brother ain't finished.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: Stand for that, and you overlive regret that facts. Yep,
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: you're gonna regret that. Lady.
• 27:39
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you can't put him between your marriage either.
• 27:42
  Speaker 6: Yep.
• 27:44
  Speaker 8: Should she overrule her husband? Well, her brother and his
• 27:49
  Speaker 8: brother in the guest room?
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: No, let his as stand in the garage with that
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: fan mats that's the kind of hell he got.
• 27:59
  Speaker 7: No, Yeah, a fan in an air mattress. All right,
• 28:03
  Speaker 7: thank you, clo. You're listening. Steve Hardy Morning Show.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: All right, y'all were back.
• 28:12
  Speaker 8: We're finishing up this baggage story at the airline.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: Sugar honey, ice t suits.
• 28:17
  Speaker 14: Yeah, Steve, contained when you first start traveling, you're doing
• 28:20
  Speaker 14: the road.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: You don't have good luggage.
• 28:22
  Speaker 6: No, it's really cheap.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: You don't have Samson.
• 28:25
  Speaker 14: No, no, you don't have none of that. So I
• 28:27
  Speaker 14: mean I got real.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: Pearl oh man, that was a good one. Pearlman.
• 28:30
  Speaker 14: I got real bad luggage. I'm at the backage claim
• 28:33
  Speaker 14: and I see his ship come around.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: I'm like, that looked like my.
• 28:40
  Speaker 14: And then I see some shoes.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: I got some shoes. My bag bust open, Steve, all
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: my stuff? Hey dog, now you gotta pick your stuff.
• 28:58
  Speaker 7: That's so embarrassed.
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: He was the last one.
• 29:09
  Speaker 11: Yeah, so so mine is just because I'm a German folk.
• 29:12
  Speaker 11: But I have been at the at the bathroom. You're
• 29:15
  Speaker 11: on it with too much stuff in my hand and accidentally,
• 29:19
  Speaker 11: you know, you got your phone in your hand, your
• 29:20
  Speaker 11: keys and your hand.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: You got too much in your hand. You you know
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: you need to be trying to put it somewhere.
• 29:24
  Speaker 11: You don't want to lay it down, your phone.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: You're trying to go.
• 29:30
  Speaker 11: I have had I have had my glasses in my
• 29:34
  Speaker 11: hand and accidentally dropped them.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: And where did I drop them? And right in that
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: damn your wow?
• 29:41
  Speaker 14: Did you get him out?
• 29:42
  Speaker 10: Yeah?
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: You had to.
• 29:43
  Speaker 11: Get ahead to see nothing the rest of the day.
• 29:48
  Speaker 9: Asked that initial question.
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'll tell you what. I need both hands.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: I can't have money. I'm sorry because I got I got.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: I need both hands. We're not going to bathroom, the lady's.
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: Keys, the phone glass, everything is menship.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: But with a water bottle.
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: But when you're dealing with as much as I'm dealing
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: with you, I got kept both hands because I'm in him.
• 30:17
  Speaker 14: Man, you know what you do with your stop. No,
• 30:20
  Speaker 14: I want my stuff on the floor. I gotta have both.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I got some hand. Damn this phone.
• 30:28
  Speaker 8: Okay, I damn tear my face because ladies whom we
• 30:35
  Speaker 8: have a hook.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: Trying to come out to you got no hooks.
• 30:39
  Speaker 8: Looking for our person in the second and yeah, in
• 30:42
  Speaker 8: the ladies room, we have all that.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: Oh no, no, that's none of that. At the at
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: the at the stall.
• 30:47
  Speaker 15: None of that.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: I wasn't in the stall. I was at the stand up.
• 30:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, with his glasses and dropping stuff, I don't know.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: I got to put all this from my I gotta
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: leave something on the sleep.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: I damn not need a hammock.
• 31:06
  Speaker 14: Around my name.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: I'm just holding a way on me. Wow, I ain't
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: love to you.
• 31:16
  Speaker 7: I think you are.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: Right now. I ain't not can't have nothing in my head.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: I got that book and I'm gonna fill on my head,
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: my head.
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: What you tell me?
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: Come ahead? Eye, glass in a bottle of water, just.
• 31:39
  Speaker 9: Luggage, just some eminems has what stuff in his hand?
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: But it was my fe so I'm sorry just a
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: little bit.
• 32:09
  Speaker 9: And I had on everything and he was speaking of
• 32:14
  Speaker 9: people next to what.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: I was multitasking. I do not do that time, not
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: about droptor glass?
• 32:27
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, oh you do.
• 32:32
  Speaker 8: What have we learned?
• 32:33
  Speaker 7: What have we learned?
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: My pants were nothing because because big fella know it's times.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 32:42
  Speaker 7: What have we learned? I know there's something to gain
• 32:48
  Speaker 7: from that time we.
• 32:49
  Speaker 9: Got a slight receipt and all of us dropped.
• 33:00
  Speaker 8: Okay, sometimes it just takes two hands, all right, that's
• 33:04
  Speaker 8: that's what.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: I shall appreciate your telling that they make you. People
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: think I'm not blissed.
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: You now, you know not if you got all that stuff?
• 33:21
  Speaker 10: Okay?
• 33:22
  Speaker 7: Yeah, do we need to go over the sirt again.
• 33:26
  Speaker 10: You got.
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: I know, we did a little hand joke in the water,
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: but you got all that stuff in your head.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: Mathful feet, that's what that was. Feet guys.
• 33:44
  Speaker 8: Okay, guys, so Charley, yeah, I think I missed something.
• 33:48
  Speaker 7: One more time, Steve, what did he have.
• 33:51
  Speaker 16: In his hands?
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: He told you that.
• 33:55
  Speaker 7: Keys by.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: Phone show, a bottle wall, a phone charge.
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: Of show, and some can and my glasses boy and
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: his glass and some.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: Glass and hate emin doing. And he was just you
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: hold this little boy.
• 34:26
  Speaker 13: Heay right here, boy, he.
• 34:33
  Speaker 14: Said, you walked into out.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: I did right into it, didn't that one? I want
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: to thank you to son.
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: Okay, so again.
• 34:44
  Speaker 7: What did we learned?
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: Take your hand.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: Book?
• 34:50
  Speaker 16: Your hand.
• 34:52
  Speaker 8: You're listening hard Morning show time. Now, guys were around it?
• 34:57
  Speaker 8: Would you rather? Would you rather? I have no legs
• 35:03
  Speaker 8: or no arms?
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: Can you just take one apiece?
• 35:07
  Speaker 17: I'm damn no no legs, no arms. The moms though, man,
• 35:12
  Speaker 17: I got to have them. I got to Okay, I'm
• 35:16
  Speaker 17: gonna let you take them legs. I'm gonna have them on.
• 35:21
  Speaker 7: Come on, see no legs, no arms.
• 35:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm gonna need the mom I can't grab nothing.
• 35:25
  Speaker 6: I can't beat up there.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: At least you got arms.
• 35:28
  Speaker 6: You can go somewhere I can drive need them.
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: Okay, you know you know how to be in the
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: wheelchairs and stuff up and they picturing all like that,
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: but the catch is strong and hey them dudes, way
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: you out, man, very wear you out.
• 35:43
  Speaker 6: But I'm just going with I like what the way
• 35:46
  Speaker 6: I am.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna pass.
• 35:53
  Speaker 7: Ye.
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: Hey, I'm sitting up here with my leg up on
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: the desk right now thinking if you wouldn't now, I'll
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: be just slumped down and beat and fell out this
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: damn chair, slide out on the floor.
• 36:08
  Speaker 8: All right, So would you rather walk barefoot in a
• 36:10
  Speaker 8: public restroom restroom?
• 36:15
  Speaker 7: Or would you rather get food poisoning?
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: I gonna take that food porson good food poisoned before Yeah,
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: let me go and start throwing up because I'm not
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: walking barefoot in that public.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: German poles. I'm throwing up either way. I just.
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I got to blow torch the bottom of
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: my feet with my cigar lighter.
• 36:40
  Speaker 6: Try to.
• 36:42
  Speaker 10: Your feet.
• 36:45
  Speaker 11: I need to cross the burning sands again, all right.
• 36:55
  Speaker 8: I think we have three for food poisoning on that one.
• 36:57
  Speaker 8: If you're keeping scorch All right? Would you rather save
• 37:01
  Speaker 8: the world but die as a hero in the process,
• 37:04
  Speaker 8: or save the world but no one knows?
• 37:08
  Speaker 11: Man blank this world? What is you talking about? I'm
• 37:10
  Speaker 11: telling them to save it and then die? Why would
• 37:13
  Speaker 11: I do that?
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: I'd rather just be here and see where the hell
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: gonna happen? Me, y'all, I ain't never asked me no hero,
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: no damn way. I just want to be the survivor.
• 37:31
  Speaker 7: Wind it in die.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: Last one?
• 37:35
  Speaker 8: Would you rather scream at each other? Or would you
• 37:37
  Speaker 8: rather give each other the silent treatment?
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: Give each other?
• 37:41
  Speaker 7: What the silent treatment?
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: Oh? Really, I take the side.
• 37:46
  Speaker 11: Of the treatment.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: Because I want you to be quiet any damn one?
• 37:51
  Speaker 8: All right, you're listening morning show? All right, it's time
• 37:57
  Speaker 8: for comedy roulette.
• 37:58
  Speaker 14: Jay, set it up quickly, timoned is each week you
• 38:01
  Speaker 14: guys test out ability to be comedians. We will show
• 38:03
  Speaker 14: you how good we are. You give us a subject,
• 38:06
  Speaker 14: stop the wheel on any subject. We can do a
• 38:08
  Speaker 14: riff on it. That's how good we are.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: All right, Cat, you ready with the wheel?
• 38:11
  Speaker 7: Let's go.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: What you got?
• 38:12
  Speaker 7: These are the subjects? Number one? Ice cream?
• 38:16
  Speaker 8: Number two old music, Yeah I know all right? Number
• 38:24
  Speaker 8: three how to protect the food in the fridge. That's
• 38:28
  Speaker 8: a pretty good number four. I'm not the bank. Yeah, okay,
• 38:35
  Speaker 8: number five. Sometimes I feel like slapping the mess out.
• 38:43
  Speaker 7: Come on, God, let's come on slapping, slap and slapping,
• 38:52
  Speaker 7: slapping a mess out of you.
• 38:56
  Speaker 8: Okay, How to protect the food in the fridge.
• 38:59
  Speaker 7: You'll so people don't steal it? Uh huh?
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: Easy.
• 39:03
  Speaker 14: The first one is you pick your teeth to they
• 39:06
  Speaker 14: start bleeding, right, and then you bite your sandwich and
• 39:09
  Speaker 14: wrap that and sell a thing and shove that back
• 39:12
  Speaker 14: in there. I'll be damn anybody. Your teeth real good
• 39:20
  Speaker 14: to the bleeding right. Just bite your sandwich, wrap that,
• 39:27
  Speaker 14: sell a pails if it don't be there when.
• 39:29
  Speaker 8: You get okay, go ahead, come on, junior, what you
• 39:34
  Speaker 8: got or.
• 39:35
  Speaker 9: First of all, who fridge we talked about?
• 39:37
  Speaker 12: That's nothing in masks.
• 39:41
  Speaker 9: It's very easy to take my free I ain't got
• 39:44
  Speaker 9: nothing in The better subject would have been how to
• 39:46
  Speaker 9: put food into free.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: Tell me what you man when you really want to
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: protect something? What I would do?
• 39:56
  Speaker 11: Okay, get a zip lock, babe. Okay, h and right,
• 40:01
  Speaker 11: let's see what we are when we in seventeen put
• 40:03
  Speaker 11: one ones on that January fir and h what and
• 40:09
  Speaker 11: being right? Chitlings on the zip lock. You don't don't
• 40:15
  Speaker 11: throw away I promise you ain't nobody bother that's the caper.
• 40:20
  Speaker 7: Yeah, come on, Steve.
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: The best way to protect your sandwich at work is
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: to put in and sell a fame and then duct
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: tape so.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: They don't even know what it is. Take the whole sale.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: How you gonna.
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: You just look just a brick or duct tapeing. There
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: ain't nobody gonna open up that damn duck.
• 40:50
  Speaker 8: Duck tapes up with everything, but not food.
• 40:55
  Speaker 14: That's a protective Yeah, how.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: To protect them food in the French jay?
• 41:01
  Speaker 14: Oh, the best way to do it is you can
• 41:03
  Speaker 14: put it way inside and put it inside. You smash
• 41:06
  Speaker 14: it up. You take your sandwich and you ball it
• 41:09
  Speaker 14: up real tight as small as you can make it,
• 41:12
  Speaker 14: and put it and wrap it in celibate and then
• 41:14
  Speaker 14: stick that inside the bacon soda box. Put it inside
• 41:18
  Speaker 14: on the bacon sandwich, up the sandwich. That's what I'm
• 41:24
  Speaker 14: talking about, and then it will be that when you
• 41:27
  Speaker 14: get hold.
• 41:28
  Speaker 9: And protect protected. What's again, I'll tell you what way
• 41:33
  Speaker 9: we're gonna do it. Go buy the dog shelter. Get
• 41:37
  Speaker 9: an unhappy pit bull when they open that door.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: On the inside.
• 41:53
  Speaker 14: Just turn the temperature dune just a little bit so
• 41:56
  Speaker 14: he can survive.
• 41:59
  Speaker 5: In the fridge.
• 42:02
  Speaker 10: And break.
• 42:03
  Speaker 9: They've been walking in there gracefully because they've been eating
• 42:05
  Speaker 9: stuff every day.
• 42:06
  Speaker 11: Just don't halt that walk, okay, Julia Dounia. I got
• 42:11
  Speaker 11: to get back this one. Go carry because I've done
• 42:13
  Speaker 11: this one before. My dog name is Chappel. I put
• 42:16
  Speaker 11: it in a zip locked bag and put chop with
• 42:19
  Speaker 11: sweet treats on there and put it backside on me
• 42:23
  Speaker 11: case my son Jordan, and put some um chopper sweet
• 42:27
  Speaker 11: treats in there and got it all computed.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: I got one right. You ready come put your whole
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: lunch in a pample.
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: Well, be back.
• 42:47
  Speaker 7: You're listening morning show.
• 42:51
  Speaker 8: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
• 42:53
  Speaker 8: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the
• 42:56
  Speaker 8: subject do you have to watch the babysitter.
• 43:01
  Speaker 7: We'll get into that in just a little bit.
• 43:03
  Speaker 8: Uh huh, But right now the nephew is in the
• 43:05
  Speaker 8: building with today's frank phone call, which you got for
• 43:08
  Speaker 8: us nast Well.
• 43:10
  Speaker 11: You know, when you don't pay your bills, things get repossessed.
• 43:14
  Speaker 11: We've had it happen to us. Well, we're gonna take
• 43:16
  Speaker 11: it to the church this time. Repole the pew, repoll. Hey, hey,
• 43:23
  Speaker 11: if you ain't paid up, call we got them. Maybe
• 43:26
  Speaker 11: you're gonna have to stand repoll the pew cat dog
• 43:32
  Speaker 11: if you would.
• 43:35
  Speaker 10: So, I'm trying to reach a pastor, Pastor Wilkins.
• 43:38
  Speaker 15: Yeah, this is reverend doctor Wilkins.
• 43:40
  Speaker 10: Are you're the you're the pastor of Factors Church? Am
• 43:43
  Speaker 10: I right?
• 43:44
  Speaker 15: Mathter Church? That's correct?
• 43:46
  Speaker 10: He Okay, listen, my name is Daniel, and I'm calling
• 43:50
  Speaker 10: from a RCS which is a church supply, and we
• 43:54
  Speaker 10: have an outstanding bill here that we wanted to bring
• 43:57
  Speaker 10: to you all's attention for like twenty three thousand dollars
• 44:01
  Speaker 10: for your pews that has not been paid. So we
• 44:04
  Speaker 10: wanted to see.
• 44:06
  Speaker 15: Or not to cut you off.
• 44:09
  Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, Daniel RCSH.
• 44:12
  Speaker 10: Church Supply, Sir, that's this is exactly what you guys
• 44:15
  Speaker 10: got your pews.
• 44:16
  Speaker 15: Okay, our standing bill for twenty three times Well, first
• 44:20
  Speaker 15: of all, that's normally all our standing bills are handled
• 44:24
  Speaker 15: by our finance department. You know, you would need to
• 44:27
  Speaker 15: speak to our treasurer and they will be able to
• 44:29
  Speaker 15: help you with that.
• 44:30
  Speaker 10: Evidently heard that this hasn't been taken care of in
• 44:33
  Speaker 10: this matter when it comes to these pews, because like
• 44:35
  Speaker 10: I stayed it before, you guys owed twenty three thousand
• 44:38
  Speaker 10: dollars on these pews, and I think this was probably
• 44:40
  Speaker 10: twelve to thirteen years ago, so maybe this was something
• 44:43
  Speaker 10: before you got there. But nevertheless, there's still an outstanding
• 44:47
  Speaker 10: billing right now. We're actually going to be repossessing these
• 44:50
  Speaker 10: pews as of early seven o'clock Sunday morning.
• 44:55
  Speaker 15: Not far this Sunday morning. No, we have the Women
• 44:59
  Speaker 15: Day's Missionary is here today and also Sunday we have
• 45:02
  Speaker 15: like our tea and then you have a lot.
• 45:06
  Speaker 10: Of things and you actually run it off your schedule.
• 45:08
  Speaker 10: To me, that's that's really not my concern. And maybe
• 45:11
  Speaker 10: you're Women's Day or whatever is gonna y'all gonna do
• 45:14
  Speaker 10: a standing up because.
• 45:15
  Speaker 15: Right now we're not going to do it. You know,
• 45:17
  Speaker 15: understanding me. See did you say twelve or thirteen years ago? Sure,
• 45:21
  Speaker 15: well I've been the past every ten years and you know,
• 45:24
  Speaker 15: you know, like.
• 45:27
  Speaker 10: Occurred before you got there. But nevertheless, the bill is
• 45:31
  Speaker 10: still outstanding, and these cues need to be taken care of. Now,
• 45:34
  Speaker 10: if y'all don't have the twenty three thousand dollars, then
• 45:37
  Speaker 10: I got to come pick these cues up Sunday morning.
• 45:39
  Speaker 12: Sir, we're gonna well, I'll go over there.
• 45:42
  Speaker 15: You're not hearing me. And first of all, this is
• 45:43
  Speaker 15: my private number. How did you get this number?
• 45:46
  Speaker 10: Your your numbers here in the books as a contact?
• 45:48
  Speaker 15: No, this is this is I only get us out
• 45:51
  Speaker 15: to very few people, and I know none of them
• 45:53
  Speaker 15: will will give our numbers. So that's definisue right there.
• 45:56
  Speaker 15: And second of all, if you're talking about coming in
• 45:58
  Speaker 15: our church signd the money to take our pews, that's
• 46:02
  Speaker 15: not something you really want to do, Sir.
• 46:04
  Speaker 10: I have to do my job the same way you
• 46:06
  Speaker 10: get up on Sunday morning and you have to do yours.
• 46:08
  Speaker 10: I have to do mine. So my job is to
• 46:11
  Speaker 10: get these fews back, because you guys are twenty three
• 46:13
  Speaker 10: thousand dollars in the riars.
• 46:14
  Speaker 15: No, kyl, let me tell you, I ain't always been
• 46:17
  Speaker 15: being a preacher. Now you come to my church and
• 46:20
  Speaker 15: you test them pews, I'm gonna come out that proof here,
• 46:22
  Speaker 15: don't you.
• 46:23
  Speaker 10: I'm not here to go to what you used to
• 46:27
  Speaker 10: be and what you are now, I'm nothing to go
• 46:29
  Speaker 10: back and forth with you on that.
• 46:30
  Speaker 15: The bottom line of the consequention. You don't want to
• 46:33
  Speaker 15: deal with Sign because you know I, oh, hold on,
• 46:36
  Speaker 15: hold on, man, hold on, let me calm down, because
• 46:39
  Speaker 15: you know you not to make me say some words
• 46:40
  Speaker 15: that I've been delivered from.
• 46:41
  Speaker 10: Thank God, I'm going to deliver them pews away from
• 46:46
  Speaker 10: you on Sunday now, I got to come and pick
• 46:48
  Speaker 10: them pews up. That's the bottom line. Do you have
• 46:51
  Speaker 10: twenty three thousand Sunday morning?
• 46:53
  Speaker 15: Twenty three thousands? I understand that's not the issue. The
• 46:56
  Speaker 15: issue is you have no business calling me on my
• 46:58
  Speaker 15: personal phone, my METI cration time right now, trying to
• 47:02
  Speaker 15: get consecrated for you know, my Mexican after deliver lady
• 47:05
  Speaker 15: this afternoon. So we need all of our pumors.
• 47:08
  Speaker 10: Okay, well let me ask you something such. Do you
• 47:10
  Speaker 10: have the twenty three thousand dollars that you can give
• 47:13
  Speaker 10: me Sunday morning and then you can continue whatever it
• 47:15
  Speaker 10: is you have going on that day Other than that,
• 47:18
  Speaker 10: I'm gonna have to take them culls.
• 47:20
  Speaker 15: I got to tell me between dollars. If you're not listening, Sign,
• 47:23
  Speaker 15: that ain't my bill. I ain't paying it. You ain't
• 47:26
  Speaker 15: touching my cues.
• 47:29
  Speaker 10: I'm not gonna continue to go. Okay, listen, I'm trying
• 47:32
  Speaker 10: to respect what's pastor will trying to respect you.
• 47:35
  Speaker 15: First remend, doctor Wilkins. I appreciate it. You call me
• 47:39
  Speaker 15: in my name, Reverend doctor Wilkins.
• 47:41
  Speaker 10: Okay, Reverend doctor Wilkins. Now, first of all, I'm coming
• 47:46
  Speaker 10: up there Sunday. Now, I'm hoping I only have to
• 47:49
  Speaker 10: lay hands on these pews. Now I gotta lay hands
• 47:51
  Speaker 10: on something else. Then I got to do what I
• 47:53
  Speaker 10: got to do.
• 47:54
  Speaker 15: After you can come on up here and you set
• 47:57
  Speaker 15: it on the property. That's cool, but you touch them pills.
• 48:00
  Speaker 15: I got some lawyers in here. They can take that
• 48:01
  Speaker 15: Jesus coade off. They can stay down. They can get
• 48:04
  Speaker 15: with you, Pardner. You I'm staying. You know what they
• 48:08
  Speaker 15: they do. I walk through the valley shadow of Death.
• 48:10
  Speaker 15: I will seeing no evil. I ain't got no problem.
• 48:13
  Speaker 10: Wait wait wait wait wait wait.
• 48:15
  Speaker 15: Wait wait wait, you talking about coming to me and
• 48:17
  Speaker 15: to my church.
• 48:19
  Speaker 10: I'm gonna do what I got to do. Many do what.
• 48:23
  Speaker 15: I gotta do in the name of Jesus.
• 48:25
  Speaker 10: Right man, man, stand up, the whole service. Now, what
• 48:30
  Speaker 10: which one do you want?
• 48:32
  Speaker 15: You want to have it?
• 48:33
  Speaker 10: I got I got something else I want to tell
• 48:35
  Speaker 10: you. You listen to me, past you.
• 48:36
  Speaker 15: Listening if you ain't saying nothing?
• 48:38
  Speaker 10: Sign is you listening to.
• 48:40
  Speaker 15: Say to me?
• 48:41
  Speaker 10: I've got to say this to you. His nephew Tommy
• 48:44
  Speaker 10: from the Steve Hobby Morning Show. You just got pranked
• 48:47
  Speaker 10: by your entire deacon boy. Who Man, Well, because this
• 48:56
  Speaker 10: is nephew Tommy Man from the Steve Hobby Morning Show.
• 48:59
  Speaker 10: You're deacon boy got me the prank phone call you boy.
• 49:03
  Speaker 10: I can't believe this.
• 49:04
  Speaker 15: Boy, you almost made me a little my religion.
• 49:05
  Speaker 10: Sign in there, man, you hung in there?
• 49:09
  Speaker 12: Pastor, which one of them.
• 49:10
  Speaker 10: Ones a deacon Glover?
• 49:13
  Speaker 15: Okay, okay, okay, I've got some things I got to
• 49:17
  Speaker 15: talk to good level about. You know, I would wonder
• 49:19
  Speaker 15: how you got to person my cell phone out anyway?
• 49:21
  Speaker 12: Man, So well, I'm glad.
• 49:23
  Speaker 10: I've been able to put a laugh on your face today.
• 49:26
  Speaker 15: Man, I'm here to walk.
• 49:29
  Speaker 10: I gotta ask you, man, pastor, what is the baddest
• 49:32
  Speaker 10: radio show in the land?
• 49:35
  Speaker 15: The Morning Show? Hey, listen, let me tell you this.
• 49:39
  Speaker 15: Keep doing what he's doing. The first minute in the show. Man,
• 49:43
  Speaker 15: I love that, Okay, I really love that.
• 49:45
  Speaker 10: And really really blessed to the people. Really appreciate that. Man,
• 49:48
  Speaker 10: it really will.
• 49:49
  Speaker 11: That's Reverend doctor Wilkins. You're gonna get this right by
• 49:52
  Speaker 11: my name, Okay, put some on my name.
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: That was one of my favorite dudes. That was my
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: dude right there. I don't know how he held it
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: together that long.
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: I can't did.
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I love you know, my favorite party said. Now, look, man,
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: when you come up in here, I got some people
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: gonna take that Jesus code off. Yeah, yeah, and they're
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: gonna have some for you. You can do any where
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: you want to, I'm told you now, we'll take the
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: Jesus coade off.
• 50:23
  Speaker 11: Got some for you, I think, I think. I think
• 50:28
  Speaker 11: every path that got one of them that'll take that
• 50:30
  Speaker 11: coat off and get with it. Every path that got.
• 50:32
  Speaker 13: One more than one right, Jesus had twelve.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: This is who rolling with me?
• 50:43
  Speaker 11: It is a Helium Comedy Club, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, July twenty sixth,
• 50:48
  Speaker 11: twenty seventh and twenty eight. July twenty sixth, twenty seventh,
• 50:52
  Speaker 11: and twenty eighth, The Nephew is coming to town, laying
• 50:55
  Speaker 11: in the cut, which you don't want to miss. Oh, Buffalo,
• 50:59
  Speaker 11: New York. Nephew time is house party comedy. Damn, Buffalo,
• 51:02
  Speaker 11: New York. Tickets are on sale right now at the
• 51:05
  Speaker 11: Shades Performing Arts Center. It's going down Saturday, August of thirty.
• 51:09
  Speaker 7: First.
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: This is the beginning. This is in the.
• 51:12
  Speaker 11: Middle of Labor Day weekend. The Nephew is putting it down.
• 51:16
  Speaker 11: That is Nephew timey house party comedy.
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: Damn. You do not want to miss the tickets on
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: sale right now. Buffalo been a long time baby. Here
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: I come, here, I come.
• 51:25
  Speaker 8: All right, all right, Nephew, thank you. Coming up next
• 51:29
  Speaker 8: it is my Strawberry Letter.
• 51:30
  Speaker 7: Subject.
• 51:31
  Speaker 8: You have to watch The Babysitter. We'll get into it,
• 51:35
  Speaker 8: yes we will right after.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: Get a new center, Just get a new center.
• 51:39
  Speaker 7: Why you're listening Hardy Morning Show.
• 51:43
  Speaker 8: All right, guys, time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And
• 51:47
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• 52:08
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• 52:08
  Speaker 1: It is the straw Berry LETTA.
• 52:10
  Speaker 8: Thank you, nephew. Subject you have to watch the babysitter.
• 52:14
  Speaker 8: Dear Stephen Shirley, I need your advice on an issue
• 52:17
  Speaker 8: with my husband. We've been married almost two years and
• 52:20
  Speaker 8: we are parents of a seven month old baby girl.
• 52:23
  Speaker 8: I'm a nurse and I work nights seven pm until
• 52:26
  Speaker 8: three am. My husband is an optometrist and he has
• 52:29
  Speaker 8: a licensing exam in Maine. Last month he had one,
• 52:33
  Speaker 8: so he had to be gone for five days. I
• 52:36
  Speaker 8: suggested my friend's best my friend my best friend's sister
• 52:39
  Speaker 8: babysit while I was at work. She's twenty five now
• 52:43
  Speaker 8: and I've known her since she was in third grade.
• 52:46
  Speaker 8: I let her know that we have baby monitors all
• 52:48
  Speaker 8: over the house and there's a ring camera in the
• 52:51
  Speaker 8: baby's room. Things went well the first two nights with
• 52:55
  Speaker 8: her and the baby, and on the third night, I
• 52:57
  Speaker 8: logged onto the video and I saw my baby asleep
• 53:00
  Speaker 8: in her crib, but I heard loud noises sounding like
• 53:04
  Speaker 8: wild and crazy sex. I called the house and she
• 53:08
  Speaker 8: didn't answer. My husband called me and said he heard
• 53:11
  Speaker 8: the same thing, but we couldn't see anything on the camera.
• 53:15
  Speaker 8: When I got home later that night, everything was in order,
• 53:19
  Speaker 8: but I was giving her the side eye. I decided
• 53:22
  Speaker 8: to take our extra ring camera out of our closet
• 53:25
  Speaker 8: and hide it in the den on a shelf.
• 53:28
  Speaker 7: Stephen Shirley.
• 53:29
  Speaker 8: I logged on the next night and got a full
• 53:33
  Speaker 8: porn show. She had some random guy in my house
• 53:37
  Speaker 8: and they were stark naked and going at it in
• 53:40
  Speaker 8: the middle of my den. I called my husband but
• 53:44
  Speaker 8: couldn't reach him. I didn't say a word to the
• 53:46
  Speaker 8: girl about what I saw. I took off work the
• 53:49
  Speaker 8: next night and let her know I didn't need her anymore.
• 53:53
  Speaker 8: When I told my husband about it, he seemed shocked.
• 53:57
  Speaker 8: But then a few days later I caught him in
• 53:59
  Speaker 8: his man cave watching the video. He tried to stop
• 54:04
  Speaker 8: it real quick, but I saw it. Should I be
• 54:07
  Speaker 8: worried that he lied and said he didn't see it?
• 54:11
  Speaker 8: Should I watch the babysitter please advise?
• 54:14
  Speaker 7: Yes?
• 54:15
  Speaker 8: Of course, you don't have to watch the babysitter anymore
• 54:18
  Speaker 8: because you fired her. Remember, but you know everybody's lying.
• 54:24
  Speaker 8: Your husband's for sure lying, and sure if you know,
• 54:28
  Speaker 8: if the babysitter comes.
• 54:29
  Speaker 7: Back, watch her. The receipt is a tape. You have that.
• 54:32
  Speaker 8: I say, believe what your eyes and your ears tell
• 54:35
  Speaker 8: you and not anything else. And of course your husband
• 54:38
  Speaker 8: saw it. You caught him watching it. He tried to
• 54:41
  Speaker 8: stop it. I mean, I just think it's real suspicious.
• 54:47
  Speaker 8: You know, everything that's going on. For the first two nights,
• 54:50
  Speaker 8: everything was cool. You heard all this loud noise and everything.
• 54:54
  Speaker 8: You put the other ring camera in there. I mean,
• 54:57
  Speaker 8: just after two nights she brings some random guy in in.
• 55:01
  Speaker 8: You know, I think you did the right thing by
• 55:03
  Speaker 8: firing this girl, but you should have told her why,
• 55:07
  Speaker 8: although I'm sure she knows. At this point, I say,
• 55:10
  Speaker 8: you do need a babysitter for when you're working nights
• 55:13
  Speaker 8: and your husband's not home, just in case he has
• 55:15
  Speaker 8: to leave too. But you just need to get one
• 55:18
  Speaker 8: that's more like Missus Doubtfire. You know the movie Missus Doubtfire.
• 55:21
  Speaker 8: Robin Williams play that role, you know, not someone so
• 55:26
  Speaker 8: young and sexy, you know, to tempt your husband and
• 55:28
  Speaker 8: want him to watch the videos and all of that. So,
• 55:31
  Speaker 8: I mean, I think this is kind of an easy fix.
• 55:34
  Speaker 8: If you do need a babysitter. But yeah, you need
• 55:36
  Speaker 8: to watch everybody, the babysitter, your husband, what he's watching,
• 55:41
  Speaker 8: the random guy coming to your house, all of this.
• 55:44
  Speaker 8: Just be aware of what's going on in your house.
• 55:46
  Speaker 8: Set cameras up everywhere, Steve.
• 55:49
  Speaker 6: Should where's she going to find though? Man? Dress up
• 55:52
  Speaker 6: like a woman?
• 55:53
  Speaker 10: That do?
• 55:54
  Speaker 5: Huh?
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: Well?
• 55:55
  Speaker 6: Is she gonna find a man that's dressed up like
• 55:58
  Speaker 6: a woman?
• 55:58
  Speaker 8: Dove fire, something like a missus dooubtfire?
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: Oh okay, you have to watch the tune then, all right,
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: well here you have to watch the babysitter.
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: Lady.
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: I'm you know your letter, you know the advice on
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: an issue with my husband, your husband. Wait a minute,
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: this whole letter ain't really got nothing to do with
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: your husband. So your whole letter you got deeper, You
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: got deeper issues going on here.
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: I need advice on the issue with my husband.
• 56:36
  Speaker 15: Now.
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: When you said that before I heard the letter, we
• 56:39
  Speaker 3: got to watch a babysitter. Course, I'm thinking him and
• 56:43
  Speaker 3: the babysity got something going on, That's what I'm thinking. Well,
• 56:46
  Speaker 3: the letter unfolds. You got a seven month old, beautiful
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: little girl. You a nurse, you work nights seven pm
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: to three am. Your husband's optometrist. He has a licensing
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: exam in Main last month, so he was gone for
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: five days. Y'all went and got this babysitter. She twenty five.
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: You known her since she was in.
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: The third grade, but she grown now, all right.
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: I let her know that we have monitors all over
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: the house, and that's your problem. You told her exactly
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: where you had the monitors. Now she know where it
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: ain't no monitors. Things went well the first two nights.
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: Or hearing the baby. On the third night, I logged
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: in on the video and I saw my baby sleep
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: in the crib and I heard loud noise that sounded like.
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: Just wi crazy sick. I call the house. She ain't answered. Well,
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: she was a wild crazy sack.
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: It's hard to talk on the phone when you having
• 57:35
  Speaker 3: wild crazy sex.
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: I'd have tried it before. It is really hard. I'm
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: telling you know.
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: I had a picture coming to the door one time
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: and I was having some wild and crazy six.
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: I had a picture with cold as Hall.
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: By the time I got downstairs, you catch it hard
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: to stop wow crazy six.
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: Somebody called the damn phone. I don't give together.
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: I was watching the game one time, start having some
• 57:56
  Speaker 3: wild and crazy six when.
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: I woke up, I don't even know who won.
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: Wiley gotta be in here when you have a wild
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: and crazy sex. Why did you call the house? She's
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: not fit to answer. We come back, I tell you
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: the rest of what happened. It really ain't nothing to
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: this letter. I don't even what she's saying. She got
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: an issue with her husband, because right now it's just
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: wild and crazy ass sex having me in your house
• 58:23
  Speaker 3: right now, that's all I'm just saying.
• 58:25
  Speaker 8: All right, crazy, We'll have part two of your response
• 58:29
  Speaker 8: coming up to the Strawberry letter, the subject you have
• 58:32
  Speaker 8: to watch the babysitter.
• 58:33
  Speaker 7: We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening
• 58:37
  Speaker 7: Morning show, All right.
• 58:39
  Speaker 8: Come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry Letters, subject you
• 58:42
  Speaker 8: have to watch the babysitter.
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: But then the first line is I need advice on
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: an issue with my husband. And I don't see why
• 58:51
  Speaker 3: you do, lady, And now I'm gonna try to get
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: to it. You and Nursey work nights, and your husband
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: had an exam to go to. Here I'm trauma to
• 58:57
  Speaker 3: so you hire a babysity you've known since the third grade.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: She twenty five. Now you told her you had the.
• 59:04
  Speaker 3: Cameras all over the house and baby monitors, and so
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: she knew where the cameras was.
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: Well you, things went well the first two nights.
• 59:11
  Speaker 3: And on the third night I logged in on the
• 59:13
  Speaker 3: video and I saw your baby sleep in the crib. Well,
• 59:15
  Speaker 3: your baby safe, that's what you hid. The babysit the phone,
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: the baby in the crib sleep, The baby sit of
• 59:22
  Speaker 3: doing her job. But you heard some loud noise sounded
• 59:26
  Speaker 3: like wild and crazy. Say, well the baby sleep. Now
• 59:31
  Speaker 3: you have wild and crazy sex and baby being a
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: crib around the corner, cause they sleep through all kinds stuff,
• 59:36
  Speaker 3: fire trucks.
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa.
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: Police everything, helicopters. They don't hear the baby just be sleeping.
• 59:44
  Speaker 3: I call the house and she didn't anounce her. Now,
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: I told you, crazy, befo. When people having wild and
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: crazy sex, ain't no need you're calling down now? Ain't
• 59:55
  Speaker 3: nobody got time to answer this phone. Now you think
• 59:58
  Speaker 3: that baby wouldn't hit that wild and cres I have
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 3: the problem. I promise you that little girl ain't hear
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 3: that damn phone ring because you got other things to
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 3: do when you having wild and crazy sex. You trying
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 3: to get your foot up off off that TV. You
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 3: got your got your knee on the back of your
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: husband lounge chair. You have wild and crazy sex. You
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 3: probably ain't even hear the damn phone, right, I'm just
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: gonna beat there. Some people probably rain dobell. She ain't
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 3: hear that either. I'm just saying that's how wild and
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 3: crazy it is when you having wild, crazy sex. Well,
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 3: you got to pay attention wild crazy set. She and
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: there got one hand hanging on your drapes, trying not
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: to tell these drapes down. And she got the other
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 3: foot on top of the flow model TV because y'all old,
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 3: y'all doctors, and y'all ain't updated to TV. So y'all
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 3: got a flow model. She got foot on top of
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 3: that console. And it's just just wild crazy sex, right, don'kay.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: I called the house, she didn't answer. Your husband called
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 3: me and said he heard the same thing, but we
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 3: couldn't see anything on the camera. I got home, lady
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: that night, everything was in order. I was giving her
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: the side out, though. I decided to take out our
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: extra camera out of our closet, hide it in the
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 3: den on the sholf Steve and Shirley. I logged in
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 3: on the next night and got a full pawn show. Yes, lord,
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: what'd you think? That's why you set that camera up.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 3: You already know they had wild and crazy sex. And
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: the name of the pawn movie you was watching with
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: babysit have gone crazy. She just in there and now
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: she come talking about she had some random guy in
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 3: the house.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: She had no random guy in the house. The same
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: dude was over there last night.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: You just didn't have the video. This ain't no random guy.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 3: This the guy that had a wild and crazy sex.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 3: Random guy could be just anybody. Everybody can't have wild
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 3: and crazy sex. I got a couple of friends can't
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: do that. They two square, you know, they got a
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 3: little You know, they do different type of work. You
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 3: know they work at the government. They don't do wild
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 3: crazy sex. You got to be KB just ran them
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 3: to do wild crazy sex. You got particular kind of Tommy,
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 3: my nephew, he do wild crazy sex, crazy like that.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: He all that that. He ignored me junior. I don't
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: really think juniors do wild crazy sex. I don't really know.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: But he might, but he got sick, saying, so, I
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: don't know if he's right. Probably, but he probably ain't
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: trying to have no crisis or nothing. He probably just
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 3: had a regular, good old sex.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: But I don't know if he ain't gonna have no
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: wild crazy say, cause he won't have no damn crisis.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: I can't get dehydrated. I don't know that.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he can't get dehydrated. And it's hard to have
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: wild crazy sense.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: And be drinking the old damn town so that I
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 3: So and uh, and they had a random guy in
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 3: the house.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: They would stark naked, going all that.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 3: And in the middle of my den, I called my husband,
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 3: but I couldn't reach him.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: What reads you couldn't reach him because your husband, Well,
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: we're gonna leave that long.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 3: I didn't say a word to the girl about what
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 3: I saw, took off work the next night and let
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 3: her know I didn't need her anymore. When I told
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 3: my husband about it, he seemed shop what. But then
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 3: a few days later I caught him in his man
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 3: cave watching the video. He tried to stop it real quick,
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: but I saw it. Should I be wared that He
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 3: lied and said he didn't see it? What he pulled
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: up the cameras that was watching it. He didn't want
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 3: you to know he was watching it, so he lied
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 3: and said he ain't seen it. What you're worried about that, Poe?
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 3: You gotta get another damn babysitter, Siry, What is she
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 3: worried about?
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 10: That?
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: Phone?
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 10: So?
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: What?
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 10: So?
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: What he saw the video? What you want to tell you? Baby?
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: I've been watching this? Who the little girl right here?
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to tell you?
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 3: Is that? What what you want him to say? Cut
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 3: the video? You don't want your wife to know you
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 3: watching that. That's why he lied. Let me ask you something, Sherman.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 3: If you thought you could cut the video off that
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 3: you was watching and your husband walked in on you
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 3: and he said, babe, what was you watching?
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: You wouldn't lie.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 3: Probably not, that's a lie and so he will go not,
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 3: well see probably we mean and we gonna lie.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: I don't see property.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 7: It's an issue to her.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 8: And if he she saw him and he lied about it,
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 8: that's an issue.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 7: Why are you lying?
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 14: Wow?
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 7: Listen, you know what do you?
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 10: Yeah?
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 7: And I still don't like it?
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 5: Girl?
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 8: Please post your comments on today's Strawberry Letter.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 7: And Steve Barby FM on.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: Instagram Tell the Truth twenty one year for what I'll
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 3: tell you the.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 7: Truth and check out this strawberry what.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: I did last night and I lied? Do you know what?
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 7: You're listening morning show?
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 8: So Carla and Steve have dogs, so does Tommy Junior
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 8: doesn't have a dogg Now, but Jay.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 7: Where are you with this times?
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 18: These dogs need to be at home or in any yard.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 18: I'm not that's just me. I know people, I know
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 18: they're emotional dogs. I can let these dogs dogs, but
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 18: first of all, you work in a place, it ends
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 18: up being too many damn dogs.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: That's what happened.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 14: You know, one dog, but then it's like dogs every
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 14: damn well.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 7: You know that's what happened.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 14: You know, you go, okay, the National Dog Day, Now
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 14: everybody got it.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: You got dogs bringing dogs, not dogs every damn well.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: So we need to nip this in the butt.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 14: Keep your damn dog home, Keep your dog home, don't
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 14: bring your dog to work. I mean I go on
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 14: to you, like you leave, I'm gonna go to the
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 14: office and you're not in there, the dogs sitting in there,
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 14: and I'm like I got up, like I'm coming to
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 14: talk to you the damn dog and that a dog
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 14: don't know where to head. I'm just just me. I
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 14: wanna don't hate dog. I would never say it all.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 14: I would never do that. I would never tease a dog.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 14: It's just it's just it's too many damn dogs.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: Know that is a funny visual though.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 7: You go in and talk to your boss and it's
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 7: a dog.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: I love her.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 14: I love This is my favorite thing to do. I
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 14: love to go down to the where they sell dogs
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 14: at school.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 12: Tell your dogs?
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: Are you doing you?
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 14: You want to be adopted today?
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: You like to go home with me? Well, guess what
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: you ain't going?
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 16: That's your favorite thing.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: Hey, that scudent, what would you like to go?
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 7: I know, no, no, how is that right on any level?
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 10: Though?
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: Crack it up over there. I'm a fancy.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 7: If you could you have a dog, Jay and walk
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 7: the dog, you know, and feed it and all of that.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 7: You wouldn't do that. You didn't have to take it
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 7: to work, but just take care of it. Dogs are
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 7: part of the family.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 15: Jay.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, not just.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 8: All right, I guess we know where Jay stands on dogs.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 8: You're listening hard Morning show, Steve. I want you especially
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 8: to listen to this. This is according to the American
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 8: Farm Bureau Federation. You consider yourself a country boy, Yeah,
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 8: and all of that typical July fourth cookout for eight
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 8: to ten people should only set you back fifty five
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 8: dollars and seven cents. Uh huh, that's what they're saying.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 8: According to no.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 11: Damn barbecue, no reels in eight to ten people, fifty
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 11: five hours.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 7: About five dollars and fifty one cents per person.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: If it wasn't in per person, family, is it now?
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 7: Listen now?
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 8: This amount is based on ninety six volunteer shoppers in
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 8: twenty eight states checking retail prices at their local grocery
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 8: store to determine the overall costs.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 7: Okay, and this is what the meal will.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you what though, what I tell you what
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 3: though we fished being fifty five dollars and eight to
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 3: ten people. I better not see nobody walk their ass
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 3: back up there twice.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: You can't get yeah, no, you can't get but one bone,
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: real one bone way up.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 3: There, watching you be up there, watching you like that
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: dude that used to cater for us in New York.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 8: He didn't get any juice, none of.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 7: That Dixie can't juice like the mouthwash?
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 10: What all right? This is?
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 8: This is what the meal includes, steve eight quarter pound
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 8: hamburgers and buns with cheese slices.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 7: You guys said there was no meat. There's meat.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 7: Two people ain't gonna get a birk eight hot dogs
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 7: and buns. Okay.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 8: Four pounds you said there were no ribs. Four pounds
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 8: of pork spear ribs there you go right there?
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: How many bones is that that's worst?
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 13: Laugh?
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 3: Uh?
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 4: One bone?
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 8: Ketchup and mustard. Three pounds of Deli potato salad okay, stopped?
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: Okay, what don't nobody won't no damn.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 7: Dili serious about this potato salad.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 3: Don't come in here preach your damn Dili potato salad.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: You can, we don't want. Have you ever taste a
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: potato salad good from the damn dilate?
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 8: Some people get it and doctor it up though, doctor
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 8: yeah yeah, and put it in a dish from home,
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 8: and you think they made it.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: Pull out some dinner potatoes around eight to tea and
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: black people.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 8: I'm just saying, all right, twenty eight ounces watch the face, yeah,
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  Speaker 8: twenty eight ounces steve of baked beans.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, gotta have baked potatoes eight ounces.
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  Speaker 1: Twenty eight ounce people? Everybody get point eight ounces? Oh,
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: it gets better.
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  Speaker 7: Fifteen ounces of chips.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: I want too many day chips?
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  Speaker 6: Fifteen outs?
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  Speaker 7: One big bag?
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  Speaker 1: What is that a bag?
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  Speaker 7: One bag? One big bag though? Two quarters?
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  Speaker 1: How many?
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 7: Two quarts of lemonade?
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: I drink and quarter lemonade?
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  Speaker 6: My damn SLF.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: Hello?
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  Speaker 8: And how about this one? Four pounds of watermelon for dessert,
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 8: watermellon for dessert.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 6: No pound cake watermelon?
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: That ain't even a whole watermelon for damn water.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 8: That's the same amount as the spare ribs, as the
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 8: iss That's the same amount.
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  Speaker 16: Got to eat?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean well we know this. No seconds, We
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 7: know that.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: How much you're gonna eat, it's how much you can't.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: That's what it is. How many people waste nothing?
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  Speaker 7: Eight to ten? Eight to ten people?
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  Speaker 1: Jesus cheers, No, this is key.
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  Speaker 19: But steve no seconds though, I better not catch you, hey,
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 19: budget just eight to ten people?
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  Speaker 1: You're number six. Don't walk caress back up here, and.
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  Speaker 3: You ain't you ain't wait till we served as watermelon?
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 10: Know how? Hold on?
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: Hey, I need everybody attention. What if you over here?
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 3: Got this half couple limonades just sitting here. I'm just
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 3: sitting over here a whole half of Dixie cup for
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 3: this damn no to day.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 7: You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 8: Well in trending pregnancy news, I don't know where that
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 8: came from, but here it is pancy.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 10: Read.
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  Speaker 8: The poll of two thousand women shows that eighty nine
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 8: percent experienced at least one type of craving during their pregnancy.
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  Speaker 8: It also used data to determine some of the most
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 8: popular food cravings, as well as some of the strangest ones.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 8: The most popular cravings include seasonal foods that are out
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 8: of season when the cravings strike, for instance, pumpkin pie
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 8: or sweet potato pie in the spring. Others want very
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 8: specific food combinations, like peanut butter and marshmallow sandwiches or
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 8: pickles and cheese. So here's the question, what kind of cravings?
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 8: Uh huh? What kind of cravings did your wife have
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 8: while pregnant? Plus Carl and I had some cravings are own.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: Can't remember.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 13: I can't remember Jackie's cravings ice cream? Yeah we did
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 13: that together, yeah too, Yeah, well I was going through to.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 17: Uh, I want pizza all the and I could not
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 17: stand the smell because you know pregnant women would smell.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 7: Yeah, we're so the smell of popcorns.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 11: Oh wow.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, And as much as I love pizza, I couldn't
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 8: stand pizza at that time, I couldn't.
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  Speaker 7: I didn't want to smell it. All I wanted was
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 7: watch her melon. And you know watermelon wasn't in seasons
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 7: and October.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, coming.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 8: Up at thirty three minutes after the hour, we'll play
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 8: around it. Would you rather right after this? You're listening
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 8: hard morning show time? Now, guys, for around it?
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 7: Would you rather? Would you rather have no legs or
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 7: no arms?
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: Can you just take one apiece?
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 7: I'm not damn no, no legs, no arm, man, I
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 7: got to have them.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna let you take them legs.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna have them all, Tommy, come on, Steve, no legs, no.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 3: Arm Yeah, I'm gonna need them, mom Jo, I can't
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 3: grab nothing, I can't beat up the at least you
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 3: got on.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 6: You can go somewhere.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 3: I can drive, okay, you know you know how to
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 3: be a wheelchairs and stuff up.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: And they're picturing all like.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 6: The cats is strong? Hey, them dudes, will way you out? Man, Yeah,
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 6: wear you out. But I'm just going with I like,
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 6: what the way I am? I'm gonna.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah this was.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 3: And I'm sitting up here with my leg up on
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 3: the desk right now thinking if you wouldn't now, I
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 3: could just slum.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: Down and beating fell out this damn chair. I slide
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: out on the floor.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 10: All right.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 8: So would you rather walk barefoot in a public restroom restroom?
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 8: Or would you rather get food poisoning?
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 6: I gonna take that food poison I have been food
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 6: poison before.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 3: Let me gonna start throwing up because I'm not walking
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 3: barefoot in that public.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: German. Yo, I'm throwing up either way. I'm just yeah.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 3: But I got to blow torch the bottom of my
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 3: heat with my cigar lighter, trying.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: To sanitize your feet. I need to cross the burn
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: and sayings again.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 8: All right, I think we have three for food poisoning
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 8: on that one. If you're keeping score, all right, would
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 8: you rather save the world but die as a hero
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 8: in the process, or save the world?
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 7: But no one knows?
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: Man, blank this wirl, what is you talking about? I'm
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: trying to save it and then die. Why would I
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: do that?
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 3: Rather, I'd rather just be here and see what the
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 3: hell is gonna happen me, y'all. I ain't the mask
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 3: be no heat, no damn way.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: I want to be the survivor last one.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 8: Would you rather scream at each other? Or would you
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 8: rather get each other the silent treatment?
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: Give each other?
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 10: What show?
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 7: The silent treatment?
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 10: Oh?
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 11: I take the side of the treatment and past because
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 11: I want you to be quiet any day on one.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 16: All right, all right, we're coming up at forty nine,
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  Speaker 16: coming up at forty nine.
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  Speaker 7: Minutes after the hour.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 8: It's our last break of the day, and we'll close
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  Speaker 8: out the show with Steve Harvey right after this.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 7: You're listening Morning Show.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 8: All right, Here we are, Steve, last break of the
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 8: day on this Tuesday, and you're gonna leave us with
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 8: some closing remarks.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 7: It was a pretty good day today, wouldn't you say?
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, pretty good day. I got something for you though.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 3: All right, let's go in the vein of encouraging people.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 3: I want to inspire people to go for it. Okay, Steve,
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 3: what you're talking about, whatever it is, whatever it is
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 3: that you've been hesitating about, whatever it is that you've
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 3: been procrastinating about, whatever it is that you've been waiting
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 3: on the right time, whatever it is that you've kind
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 3: of been fearful of, I want you to go for it.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 3: And I'm gonna tell you why, man, Because this thing
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 3: we have called life, in the total scheme of the
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 3: evolution of the world and all that it is, we
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 3: all have such a very short time here, and oftentimes
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 3: it seems like some of the goodwines times absolutely gets
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 3: cut just way too show. But I want to encourage
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 3: you to go for it.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: Now.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 3: Is it gonna take a deep breath to go for it?
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 3: Yes it will. Is it gonna take a bold spirit
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 3: to go for it, Yes it will. Is it gonna
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 3: take some risks to go for it? Probably? Is it
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 3: going to require a tough decision to make. I'm sure
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 3: it is, But I'm telling you that it will be
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 3: well worth the decision to.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 10: Go for it.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 3: I was at the mentoring camp and I was showing
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 3: that young kids my vision board, and uh, some adults
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 3: were there, and the kids were just glued to what
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 3: I was telling them about accomplishing your dreams. But some
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 3: adults who had been whipped by life a little bit,
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 3: I would imagine as I had and everything.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: They didn't. They couldn't quite see what I I was saying.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 3: So a guy came up to me afterwards and he said,
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 3: you know, mister Harvey, not to discourage you in any way,
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 3: but that's a really really lofty financial goal you have
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 3: of making. Do you really think you need that much money?
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 3: I said, no, no, I don't. He said, well, why
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 3: would you run the risk of disappointing yourself by aiming
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 3: at something that you might not get to Because that
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 3: number you got with a three on it, I mean,
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 3: he said, Hey, man, what happens if you only get
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 3: one of those? I said, if I got one of
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 3: those instead of three of those, do you think I
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 3: could still live a really, really wonderful life. He said,
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 3: mister Harvis, I think you live in a wonderful life now,
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 3: I said, I am, sir. He said, but why would
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 3: you want to run the risk of falling short of
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 3: that goal and a three and you only end up
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 3: with one? What does that say about you? It will
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 3: say the same thing that my life says about me
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 3: right now. It says that I'm successful. He said, But
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 3: you failed at your goal. I said no, no, I
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 3: did my absolute best. I landed where I landed. I said, see, brother,
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 3: the problem you're looking at the problem isn't aiming too
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 3: high and miss it. See if I don't get three
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 3: billion and I end up with just one billion, I said,
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 3: my man, I can promise you I won't be sitting
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 3: with somewhere disappointed and shame of myself. I say, your
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 3: problem is not aiming too.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: High and missing.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 3: Your problem is if you aim too low and you
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 3: hit it. I said, See, what happens to a lot
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 3: of people is they go okay, and they make their
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 3: goal somewhere where they know they can reach it. Let's say,
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 3: and I'm not knocking anybody, let's just say your goal
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 3: is twenty five thousand. I'm not knocking this figure. I'm
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 3: just using this number, yo, So don't anybody please don't
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 3: take it personally. And you shoot for twenty five thousand,
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 3: and the other person says, well, mine is one hundred thousand,
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 3: and you.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: Both strike out to make the goal. The person whose goal.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 3: Was twenty five thousand, I mean that was one hundred thousand,
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 3: he misses it. He ends up with eighty five thousand.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 3: The person whose goal well was twenty five thousand, he
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 3: hits it, and he gets twenty five thousand.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: You see the situation we have now. Now, the one
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: who did the eighty five.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 3: Goals, Wow, man, if I could have tried a little
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 3: bit harder, if I'd have done this, I could have
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 3: corrected this.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 6: I could have done this, probably would have made it.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 6: Had done that, I probably would.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: Have got that.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 3: The person with the twenty five thousand is in celebration mode.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 3: Oh man, look what I did.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: I did it.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 3: I'm cool, I got it, And there's nothing wrong with that.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 3: You should celebrate your victories. But if that's all you
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 3: ever want is at twenty five, do you know what? Shortenly,
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 3: you're gonna be out of that twenty five and you
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 3: have to get back again. But this person who missed
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 3: one hundred and ended at eighty five, to me, he
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 3: just seems to be a little bit further up the road,
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 3: so he may make his goal next time two hundred
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 3: and fifty. Let's suppose he missed that, and don't give
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 3: me two hundred. But if you just keep setting low
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 3: goals and you keep hitting them, and all you want
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 3: is low goals, so you don't ever have to feel disappointed,
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 3: you don't have to have to admit defeat. You don't
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 3: ever have to feel fearful because everything you go into
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 3: doesn't require deep breath, a leap of faith or jump.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 3: I got news for you. Gonna live a real regular life.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 3: And if that's what you want, it ain't nothing wrong
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 3: with it at all. But if you, like so many
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 3: people that I know, if you want MO, you're gonna
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 3: have to do more. You're gonna have to give more,
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 3: and you're gonna certainly have to be MO.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 8: Go for it.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 6: Don't give up.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 8: Go for it.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: Y'all. Have a great weekend. Yes, sir, you don't know
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: what the weekend is, but great words.
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