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4 Gifts X-mas, MTH, Who Invented, Comedy Roulette, Right or Wrong, Games You Can't Play, Closing Remarks and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time of y'all don't know. Y'all back
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  Speaker 1: all suit back to back down, giving them more like
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  Speaker 1: theming Bu bu things and the Cubs. Good it. Ste
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  Speaker 1: listen to move together for stum, Please, I don't join
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  Speaker 1: by join me, be doing me. Honey. You gotta turn
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  Speaker 1: you gotta turn the turnow, got to turn out, turn
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  Speaker 1: the water, the water go. Come come on your back
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  Speaker 1: that uh huh, I shall will. Good morning everybody. You're
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  Speaker 1: listening to the voice, come on dig me now? Wanting
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  Speaker 1: only Steve Harvey. Man oh man got a radio show? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I do. God so big to me, Man, I just
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  Speaker 1: have to tell you about it. I can't help it.
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  Speaker 1: It's rather obvious to me how big, how good God is.
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  Speaker 1: He's absolutely tremendous. He's off the chain. He owned one,
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  Speaker 1: he'd be clowning, he'd be just showing out. Man. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just over here, just on receiving it. You know, Man,
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  Speaker 1: I want to share something with you today. You know,
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  Speaker 1: if you're out there, start your mission today, Start your
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  Speaker 1: mission today? What are you waiting for? Why do we
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  Speaker 1: as people delay what we want or delay the process
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  Speaker 1: to be gared what we want, our hopes, our dreams,
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  Speaker 1: our desires. Why won't you start your mission today? Why
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  Speaker 1: don't we all decide together better? Yet? Let's just kill
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  Speaker 1: that coaujunt that just individually. Look you listening, you got
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  Speaker 1: something that you've been dreaming about. You got an ambition
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  Speaker 1: of yours that's not yet fulfilled. You got goals you
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  Speaker 1: haven't accomplished yet. You got dreams, aspirations. Everybody has them.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody's got them. Everybody's got something that's that's on the
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  Speaker 1: table that they haven't yet attacked yet. What are you
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  Speaker 1: waiting for? Start your mission to day? Stop the procrastination now,
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  Speaker 1: the procrastination is only hurting you yourself. And if you
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  Speaker 1: and if you allow practical excuse men, if you allow
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  Speaker 1: procrastination to set in, then that that allows then which
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  Speaker 1: is a weakness, you know, but that allows the devil
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  Speaker 1: then to just really do his thing. Because an idle
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  Speaker 1: mind is the devil's playground. So if you ain't working
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  Speaker 1: on your goal's dreams, aspirations or visions, and you just
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  Speaker 1: waking up seeing how today gonna go, or the devil
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  Speaker 1: he got plenty for it for you to do. See,
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  Speaker 1: But if you get your mind right on your goal
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  Speaker 1: and your focus and your purpose. Then you can go
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  Speaker 1: on about your business. Then when the distraction comes, you
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  Speaker 1: can catch yourself. Now that don't mean you ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: fall privy or fall prey to some of your distractions,
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  Speaker 1: because you will, but you will have a goal in mind,
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  Speaker 1: an aspiration that makes you go hold on, man, I
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  Speaker 1: got to stay focused here because what I really want
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  Speaker 1: while I'm really trying to go the thing that I'm
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  Speaker 1: really after, this new little thing that's being introduced, this
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  Speaker 1: don't fit into the equation. Man. Let me keep it moving,
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  Speaker 1: or you may step off the line for a little while.
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  Speaker 1: You know, Like I said yesterday, your thing about God
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  Speaker 1: is he's so forgiving that if you get out of line,
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  Speaker 1: he'll hold your place. See that's the real cool thing.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of people to do that for you too.
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  Speaker 1: Like I said, if you're at the movie theater or
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  Speaker 1: you're at the amusement park and you're in the line
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  Speaker 1: and you forget something, if you politely ask the person
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  Speaker 1: behind you, hey, man, I gotta run to my car
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  Speaker 1: left something, would you hold my place? Most people say, fine,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta go ahead, and when you come back, they
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  Speaker 1: don't have a problem. See, your problem is is you
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  Speaker 1: want to get out the line, go do something, then
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  Speaker 1: come back and just get up in the line further
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  Speaker 1: up than you were, or cut somebody. Now you got
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  Speaker 1: a problem because see everybody looking at you now like hey,
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  Speaker 1: wall partner, where you come from? You know the line
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  Speaker 1: start back here? But see the thing with God is
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  Speaker 1: God don't do that. God don't say the line start
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  Speaker 1: back here. God holds your place. When you make a
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  Speaker 1: mistake and you fall off the line, God holds your place.
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  Speaker 1: But if you ain't got no dreams aspiration, if you
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  Speaker 1: ain't got no place, what he holding for you? See,
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  Speaker 1: I mean he got a place for you, but you
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  Speaker 1: gotta come to him. See some people if well, here's
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. If you got a goal or aspiration
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  Speaker 1: to dream and you fall off track momentarily, you can
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  Speaker 1: get back to that because God knows where you're left off.
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  Speaker 1: Now you may have to accomplish a few more things
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  Speaker 1: since you stop for a long period of time, but
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  Speaker 1: God know where you left off. You can get back
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  Speaker 1: on track. I look, man, this dream of being on
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  Speaker 1: TV since I was a kid, and it got off track.
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  Speaker 1: Now it got off track. I just kept it as
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  Speaker 1: one of the dreams and in some real dog moments
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  Speaker 1: when it looked like it wasn't gonna happen. All I
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  Speaker 1: was hanging on too, was just the hope that one
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  Speaker 1: day it could. But that's what faith is really about.
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  Speaker 1: Faith is the belief in things that you cannot see.
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  Speaker 1: But faith gives you the confidence to keep hoping. Man.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes it just keep hope alive. Sometimes you heard Jesse
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  Speaker 1: Jackson said, just keep hope alive. Sometimes, man, it's just
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  Speaker 1: the hope. I was hanging on the hope. And I'm
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  Speaker 1: talking about when it got real ugly funky out there
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  Speaker 1: for me, when it looked like I wasn't gonna ever
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  Speaker 1: make it, and all of the facts was in and
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  Speaker 1: everything pointed in the direction you're not gonna make it.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't really messed up this time. Then I sat
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  Speaker 1: there and I just hung on to the hope. But man,
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  Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. If you got a dream on
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  Speaker 1: aspiration of vision or something, when you fall off track
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  Speaker 1: and you want to go get back in line, God
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  Speaker 1: holds your place. See. He held on to that for me.
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  Speaker 1: He knew I was off tracking how the line, but
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  Speaker 1: he said, okay, here's where we stopped. You want to
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  Speaker 1: be on TV that when you get it together and
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  Speaker 1: you quit tripping and you come in your turn to me,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna hold your place, put you back in line.
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  Speaker 1: Then we're gonna finish your journey. That took me a
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  Speaker 1: lot longer to get here than I wanted to, but
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  Speaker 1: then it was necessary because I needed all of the
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  Speaker 1: mishaps to happen to me along the way. So when
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  Speaker 1: I got on the radio one day, which I did
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  Speaker 1: not see coming, Steve Harvey got a radio show, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: That's why I say it every day. See, because of
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  Speaker 1: this radio show that I didn't see coming. Now I
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  Speaker 1: have stories to tell, I got experiences to share, and
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  Speaker 1: I can tell you about me better than I can
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  Speaker 1: tell you about anybody. And I haven't been through enough
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  Speaker 1: whereas relatable, where enough people can go. Man, that happened
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  Speaker 1: to me. Appreciate you saying that that's what it was for. See,
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  Speaker 1: I get it now. See at the time, though I
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  Speaker 1: didn't like what was happening to me. At the time,
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  Speaker 1: I was really in total disagreement with God on a
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  Speaker 1: lot of stuff he was pulling off on me. But
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  Speaker 1: in essence I was really pulling it off on myself.
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  Speaker 1: But through his grace and mercy. He kept me through
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  Speaker 1: all of my mistakes, all my bad decisions, all my miscalculations,
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  Speaker 1: all my misfires, all the times I knowingly stepped out
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  Speaker 1: there indeed wrong. He forgave me, He said, because man,
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  Speaker 1: if you ever come to me, I have a plan
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  Speaker 1: for you that it is going to be far and above.
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  Speaker 1: It will supersede everything you've ever dreamed of. That's what
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  Speaker 1: I did. I just got sick on me, good and
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  Speaker 1: sick of me, and I turned it over to God.
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  Speaker 1: And then God started working and here I am today.
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  Speaker 1: Now see threw it me yet? Nope? Have I arrived yet? Nope?
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  Speaker 1: But guess what the journey is cool? And then you
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  Speaker 1: know what I found out. That's kind of what it's
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  Speaker 1: like in life. If you don't walked off the cliff
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  Speaker 1: in life and you ain't got no God in your life,
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  Speaker 1: it's like not having a parachute. You step off the
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  Speaker 1: cliff and you just free falling. Now see we all
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  Speaker 1: now that fall gets you closer to the grave, right, See,
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  Speaker 1: we all heading to the grave from the moment we're born.
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  Speaker 1: But the cool thing about a relationship with God is
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  Speaker 1: when you step off the cliff and you got God
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  Speaker 1: here a parachute. You're still going down, but it's a
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  Speaker 1: nice ride. You guide, and you're glad, and you're softly,
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  Speaker 1: you enjoying your look around and you're smiling. You're meeting
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  Speaker 1: other people along the way. You're floating over here to
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  Speaker 1: skie a little while. You over there at the beach
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  Speaker 1: for a little while you mess around over here, you
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  Speaker 1: get to go out the country a little bit on
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  Speaker 1: your parachuting all and God just helps your your descent
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  Speaker 1: appear more like a rise and then more like a
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  Speaker 1: uphoric fall, instead of not having no God in your
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  Speaker 1: life and you just walking off that cliff every day,
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  Speaker 1: free falling. Ain't got no core, You steady pulling, you
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  Speaker 1: hauling the whole way because you to mess around with
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  Speaker 1: yourself and ain't let God come into your life and
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  Speaker 1: provide a parachute for you. I would rather have a
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  Speaker 1: parachute since I got to jump every day, than to
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  Speaker 1: not have one. God has been like a parachute from me.
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  Speaker 1: Ask me why where that came from? I can't tell you.
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  Speaker 1: But like I always say, most good things that happened
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  Speaker 1: in my life that I can't explain, it's usually him
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  Speaker 1: boy in there. Man, Yeah, I don't know what from nowhere?
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  Speaker 1: So temmy what happened yesterday? You weren't here? Wow? From
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  Speaker 1: the top damn night. You see where it comes from, nephew,
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  Speaker 1: You brought it up, Carla. He wasn't asking me to
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  Speaker 1: drag back in it. She put herself in it. She
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  Speaker 1: not seeing it. Where we about to find out why exactly? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: that's what it was my ask. But we'll be back always,
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  Speaker 1: all right, starting two after the hour. That's when right
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  Speaker 1: after this you're listening Morning show Steve. You know, parents
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  Speaker 1: want the holidays to be magical for their kids, and
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  Speaker 1: sometimes that can really lead to overdoing it with the gifts.
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  Speaker 1: You know, sometimes we overspend because we love our kids
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  Speaker 1: so much and we want them to have everything. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: my parents did it. Yeah, we we've been you know,
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  Speaker 1: uh involved in that in every kind of way. So,
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  Speaker 1: Carla said, some moms and dads have found that using
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  Speaker 1: the rule of four helps to do that. Now, now,
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  Speaker 1: what is that. It's like you give your your child
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  Speaker 1: four gifts. Only four gifts like something they want, you know,
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  Speaker 1: something that they can wear, something they could read. And
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  Speaker 1: then it's like one more toy like an education where read. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and then desire, Yeah, like a desire can't I'm a baby,
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  Speaker 1: if I'm a boy, I don't want nothing to read.
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  Speaker 1: Don't buy me no day, No, don't want I don't
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  Speaker 1: want that. Okay, A book, A book? It don't do
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  Speaker 1: no it, don't shoot it. I can't chase it. It
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  Speaker 1: don't chase me. I can't roll it down the street.
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  Speaker 1: I can't ride it. So you can make that's two
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  Speaker 1: toys now, okay, So you want to you want to book?
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  Speaker 1: Replace book with another toy? Ye? Now where I'm a
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  Speaker 1: little shake on that because I ain't gotten opened up
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  Speaker 1: some boxes some stuff. Good lord, they want to win,
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  Speaker 1: like some clothes. Yeah yeah, like a damn turtleneck. I've
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  Speaker 1: always hated turtleneck. Really, yeah, I don't like that. Boy
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  Speaker 1: came like I love them. Listen to the turtle talk
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  Speaker 1: right now. I'm just talking about on me. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: I love them on women. Listen. Yeah, yeah, I love
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  Speaker 1: turtlenecks on women. I just note, I can't stand turtleneck
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  Speaker 1: on me and time it can't understand sitting over there
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  Speaker 1: as a turtle. What really, I said me, I can't
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  Speaker 1: stand turtle that really? He take it personally? Yeah? Oh
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  Speaker 1: so you don't care for me, So now don't give
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  Speaker 1: me nothing to wear? Wait? No, okay, so let's go
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  Speaker 1: with the rule again. Something they want something, they need
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  Speaker 1: something to wear, something to read. Now you said something
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  Speaker 1: they want something to wear, something to read, and toy
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  Speaker 1: and something or something. Yeah that's what you said. Won't
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  Speaker 1: wear read in one toy. So now listen, I don't
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  Speaker 1: want nothing to read. So make that two toys. Don't
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  Speaker 1: buy me nothing to wear to scratch that off. Now
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  Speaker 1: up to three toys and then what I want is
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  Speaker 1: another damn tory. So I got Foe tord. That's merry
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  Speaker 1: Christmas to me. So that's the four rules, the four
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  Speaker 1: that's the Foe rules, and out and flipped it into
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  Speaker 1: Phoe toys. If I can get a wagon now this
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  Speaker 1: one I needed as a boy. I want to ah
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  Speaker 1: football uniform? Wow bike? Oh yeah, a wagon and a basketball. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta get that cap gun. You gotta get that caps.
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  Speaker 1: I got a cap gun. Tank can't take it. Give
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  Speaker 1: me out of caps. I can play hop Scots with it.
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  Speaker 1: I could play folk corners with a bad ball. I'm
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  Speaker 1: doing a lot with a basketball played by myself. To
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  Speaker 1: get this jumper, right, did you ever get these sport guests?
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  Speaker 1: You know I ain't never got him at one time?
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  Speaker 1: One time by you ripped your daddy, fool, You think
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  Speaker 1: we riped You gonna see these other people in here
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  Speaker 1: bike and a wagon. They gotta get something. What did
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  Speaker 1: you get? Tell me? What are your what are your for?
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  Speaker 1: I got to have a cap gun turtle n I'm sorry, sorry,
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  Speaker 1: it's the she go too far that. I didn't want
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  Speaker 1: that to wear, but I definitely don't want to now
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  Speaker 1: look like it might be on your knee, you know
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  Speaker 1: what to wear? I wanted the ability to kid outfit,
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  Speaker 1: you know, a jacket and some gene aut ability to
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  Speaker 1: kid Yeah, that was tight right there, made out the
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  Speaker 1: tough skin you know. Okay, right there, that's what you wear.
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  Speaker 1: I wanted a big wheel though. That was the Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: big wheel. You climb up one right there, right there.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna get off me, man, junior? Would you want? Now,
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  Speaker 1: that's only three things. That's a cap gun, ability to
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  Speaker 1: kid outfit in a big wheel. What's the port? I
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  Speaker 1: get one more? Yeah? I read the instruction, you know what?
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  Speaker 1: And a tar video. Yeah all right. It was just
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  Speaker 1: a little ball going back and that was all day.
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  Speaker 1: That's so bored. You can sit there all day and
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  Speaker 1: play it. If I got a bite. Yeah, that eighteen
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  Speaker 1: Remote Control Van, the eighteen, the eighteen mister t with
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  Speaker 1: mister team got if I got that that the bit
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  Speaker 1: then I had a saga Genesis. Yeah, yeah, yeah he
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  Speaker 1: had Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson had a game on that. Boy,
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: Michael Jackson had a game on that where you could
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  Speaker 1: dance like you just throw Genesis. They got that on
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  Speaker 1: the Widow, the Michael Jackson dance game. Yeah. Man, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Mike christ see the Bikers transportation you did that. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: the wagon was income. That's how I hustle my poper income. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I hustle pop football uniform was just I got tired
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  Speaker 1: of just getting head injuries. It though. I think that's
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  Speaker 1: really finally. Yeah, basketball was just because I thought I
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  Speaker 1: might can get to the league and get Yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: had to have something the hood that you possibly get
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  Speaker 1: out of if I can play basket basketball, I get
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  Speaker 1: out of here. All right, all right, more of this
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  Speaker 1: crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this
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  Speaker 1: you're listening to show. Right now, it is time for
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: the nephew to run that prank back. Come on, now,
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: you gotta prank food. What you got the air conditioning man? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: let's just leave you to that. Hello, I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: reach up mister. I think that's the name. Yeah, this
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  Speaker 1: is this? What's this in regard to? Uh? This about
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  Speaker 1: the air conditioning unit? You did some workoff force over
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  Speaker 1: on uh my household off street. Do you remember coming
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  Speaker 1: out there last week? Uh? Yeah, yeah, I remember, yeah, right,
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  Speaker 1: my Uh it was a lady that my wife, she
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  Speaker 1: let you in to come out right right. Their problems
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  Speaker 1: is their problem? That is not cooling or what? No, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: it's cooling everything. Matter of fact, I wanted to tell you,
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  Speaker 1: uh that you did you did a good job. But
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  Speaker 1: I got a question for you. Now. When you was
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  Speaker 1: at the house and you was working on the air
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  Speaker 1: condition out there in the backyard, did you did you
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  Speaker 1: happen to go on the side of my house and
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  Speaker 1: pull out and use the bathroom right there on the side?
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  Speaker 1: Did you go then and you do number one on
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  Speaker 1: the side of my eye? Well, what I'm saying is
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  Speaker 1: that my wife tells me that when you were there,
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  Speaker 1: that you you went on the side. She was looking
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  Speaker 1: out the winners. She said that when you was there
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  Speaker 1: that you uh and went and used the bathroom on
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  Speaker 1: the side whole. Hold wait a minute, I did what
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  Speaker 1: not to what right? You? You? You? You? So you
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  Speaker 1: did number one over on the side of the house.
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  Speaker 1: Not is that something that you did? Say? Man, look,
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  Speaker 1: you got to understand something. Man, all right, nah, I
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  Speaker 1: apologize that did happen, but you got to understand something.
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  Speaker 1: You know, we're downside, man, and you know we're talking
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  Speaker 1: eighty five, ninety and ninety five degree weather. Man. I
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  Speaker 1: got to stay high traded. I got to drink a
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  Speaker 1: lot of fluids. So you know, with me being the
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  Speaker 1: age that I am, I have to drink a lot
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  Speaker 1: of fluids and the tend to pass through once and
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: once again. I said, I apologize, I understand all that,
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  Speaker 1: but you know what, I can't accept no apologies like
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: that when I got a man then got on the
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  Speaker 1: side of my house and then, man, I'm apologizing on
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: you and you coming off on me like that. You
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  Speaker 1: didn't you then on the side of my house in
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  Speaker 1: front of my wife. I not looking at young man. Now,
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  Speaker 1: if your wi ain't shown me it was, then she
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  Speaker 1: needs to see some paper because you ever didly ain't
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  Speaker 1: doing something you do that? Oh you think you're talking
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  Speaker 1: to you don't watching me? Anyway, do my work. What
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  Speaker 1: is she hit hard up that she got to look
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  Speaker 1: at the home? Man? Look? Look, look. All I know
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  Speaker 1: is I don't want no man at my house in
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  Speaker 1: the house, side of the house, back yard. Nothing. Look, man,
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  Speaker 1: let me tell you something. Dog, let me tell you something.
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  Speaker 1: I'm the only person at my house. You understand me.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't right at s out there looking at me,
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  Speaker 1: look at the fun I'm a professional, Okay, I do
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  Speaker 1: my job, and I take my job with pride. Okay,
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: it's not being professional. There's something that I did that's
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: that water running through me? Right, Okay, but you don't.
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  Speaker 1: You don't at no other man's house and you at
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  Speaker 1: my house and my wife's sitting there looking at you
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  Speaker 1: out to wonder. Now I got a problem with that?
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: Or what you need to help coome with your wife
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  Speaker 1: looking at me? If that's what I did? You know
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  Speaker 1: what you need to be at home and give with
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  Speaker 1: something to look at other than looking at me. You
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: don't tell me what I need to do about my wife. Now,
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  Speaker 1: you don't go to another man. Man, you know what.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: I'm about to lose it all right now, you're gonna
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: you're gonna make it. You're gonna make me lose a quick.
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  Speaker 1: Let me let me get my death God, let me
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  Speaker 1: get my book. That's all yeah right here, you damn right,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm what, yeah, that's that's the woman. You don't
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  Speaker 1: said another man's house. You don't do that, and people
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  Speaker 1: my wife looking out the window, and I bet you
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  Speaker 1: knew that them blinds was open. Yo. Man, Nah, you
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  Speaker 1: didn't be real up fit with these accusations. All right. Now,
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: Look you had, you had what it street. Now you are.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: You know where I'm at. I will show you what
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: I want you to bring your back over here on feelings.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: But I know exactly what you did. Y'alls on that,
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: on that on that gone all strength. I'm gonna come
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  Speaker 1: older and I hold it for you. I got something
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  Speaker 1: for you. Will you take me this regard my prefensial
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  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna come show you what being about. Look, man,
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: what you don't do is at another man house, and
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: that's what you did. And you know it ain't called for.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: Now you better held that apologize. Man, I had to go.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: I told you I drink a lot of fluids in
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: this heat. Man, what else do you want me to do?
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: I want you to keep your FLUI until you get
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: to the service station down the street, but not in
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: my backyard side of the house and my wife looking
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  Speaker 1: out the window. May you if what you're talking about,
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: if I did I apologize to kick something in the
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  Speaker 1: air with it, look at You're gonna me off and
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  Speaker 1: make me do something up And I'm telling you not
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  Speaker 1: what to do. Man, I don't told you i'd apologize
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: you and I would come on that kicking. Okay, you
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: take your dude, what Let me tell you something. Kick
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: you because it's from the edge of your while your
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: wife is young and I know you store. You can't
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: deal with no old school I can kill you. You're
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: gonna You're gonna get your today. You hit me, You're
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: gonna get a little Let me tell you three to come.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you that I got one more thing
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  Speaker 1: to say to you. What you're listening to me? Freak
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: freak damn it that his nephew time. If this is
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: Nephew Timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: got prank by your boy name. Now you know what
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get with his He know I got a
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: hard computation. I don't need this type of my life man,
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: he said, Man, my boy be out there fixing air
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: conditions that he does all that, he said, Man, let
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: me tell you something, he said, be frustrated to begin with,
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: he say, begin McCall, he man, because I got nine
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  Speaker 1: of ten mos too got to do to day. Hey, man,
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: you like, yeah, I'm might not in this few. I
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: might not new you and that Steve Harror from Dawn
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: Foods in the morning. Honest, say, y'all can't come morning man.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: I don't know why I sit back Rod Laver and
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: how y'all get people. Y'alln't got me with the same. Oh, man,
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: I enjoy y'all show man, y'all keep good work. I
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: appreciate man. I got one more question to ask you, man,
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio
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  Speaker 1: show in the land. Well, you know, there you go,
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: shot all right, coming up, it's more of the Steve
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve,
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: it's your boys time, he's here. Time to slay another one,
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: murder another one, hope. Well you know it just somebody
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: told me family feud. I don't know where you got
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: that man from. A lot of merged. I'll be weighing
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: on these songs men friends for years the way back,
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: like calexis. That's what he said, right, huh So what's
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  Speaker 1: the list? The list will probably get longer today. We're
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: gonna put the Kurt Franklin's name on the list. Oh
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: my god, you mean yeah? The song is called happy
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  Speaker 1: and my song is called nappy? What hed get out?
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  Speaker 1: You know her chemicals can hurt you, her chemicals can
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  Speaker 1: change your change. What will her chemicals do you? Come
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  Speaker 1: on now, come on, come on, no, I'll just let
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  Speaker 1: it be now, just let it be never right now,
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: I want to kill people say if they are not
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  Speaker 1: to pay my hair is not meant to keep the
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  Speaker 1: h come of phone Stone. I like it nappy. You've
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  Speaker 1: got some on your hand. You won't hurt your fingers
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  Speaker 1: when you run through my head taking a buyer. If
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  Speaker 1: it's not, just try to change, surprise and let it
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  Speaker 1: beat it beat on the way. You should know you now,
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  Speaker 1: Jesus jalous, jess Well looks so nice and you just
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  Speaker 1: want to be If you want to be nappy, let
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  Speaker 1: it be. Let it be nappy, right, nothing, don't you
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  Speaker 1: want to be and all that it's Christian and all
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  Speaker 1: that it could. Let it be never right alcohol, I
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  Speaker 1: just want to be annoying. I'm not gonna keep on
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  Speaker 1: getting a cock and we's with lay send the prom
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  Speaker 1: No weeds are broken, can be nappy, happy to be happy,
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  Speaker 1: to flats of grease robbers. We have it through her head,
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  Speaker 1: your head. If it's not, don't be don't you break
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  Speaker 1: it down right now? Come on, do what I say. No,
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  Speaker 1: she don't what I'm talking about, and say let it
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  Speaker 1: break it down, break it down. If you wanna be nappy,
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  Speaker 1: the dug out too. Let it be napping. Don't let
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  Speaker 1: it be nappy. Let it be and whole thing that
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  Speaker 1: is right and thing. I just want to be that fool.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: Say take that hot ass weird, yes, let it be
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  Speaker 1: home run Jay, just that it sounds like yeahunded, just
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  Speaker 1: like her. Come on, come on, take a comb God's
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: littlest Christian. Wow, some got all the talent people on
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  Speaker 1: your show. Ladies and gentlemen, miss Anne Tripp, thank you
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: very much, everybody. This is a trip with the news.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: Tennessee Republican Senator Lamar Alexander, one of the few members
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: of his party known for working on legislation across party lines.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: He says he's leaving Capitol Hill in two years when
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: his current term ends. Senator Alexander says in a statement
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: that quote, the people of Tennessee have been very generous
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: electing me to serve more combined years as a governor
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: and Senator than anyone else from our state, and he
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: adds it is time for someone else to have that privilege.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: Lamar Alexander currently serves as chairman of the Senate Health, Education,
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: Labor and Pensions Commits. Two business associates of former National
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: Security Advisor Michael Flynn have been indicted, accused of conspiracy
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: and of acting him properly as agents of the Turkish government. Now.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: Prosecuts say the two men allegedly conspired to malign the
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: character of an elderly Turkish cleric who lives here in
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: the US, with the object being to secure his extradition
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: to Turkey, where authorities want to get their hands on
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: him for allegedly engineering a fail cool over there. According
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: to the government, the two men allegedly worked with retired
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: General Michael Flynn to influence American politicians and public opinion.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: By the way Michael Flynn himself is to be sentenced
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: later on today for lying. President Trump, meanwhile, seems to
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: be sticking to his threat to allow the federal government
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: to shut down partially at the end of this week
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: if Congress doesn't green light a five billion dollars package
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: to fund the border wall he promised his supporters when
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: he campaigned. You know the one he said Mexico was
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: going to pay for. Right now, They're already approved funding
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: agreements for about seventy five percent of federal agencies, so
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: they wouldn't be affected by a shutdown. Now, what would
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: be affected the Partment of Homeland Security, the Departments of Transportation, Commerce,
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: the Interior, Agriculture, Housing, and Urban Development, and sections of
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: the Department of Justice. Police in Philadelphia have arrested a
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: man being sought for the murder last Friday of a
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: young mother in front of her five day old daughter infant.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: Thirty two year old Tyrese Lynch was one of for
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: the murder of his girlfriend Isis Williams. He's run into
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: a police yesterday. Family members say that Isis relationship with
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: the sky Lynch was an abusive one. Neighbors say they
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: heard an argument just before the young woman's body was found.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: The Food and Drug Administration has announced pans to ban
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: menthol flavored cigarettes, as well as to restrict the sale
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: of flavors east cigarettes. The Fterday says and moves are
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: part of a government effort to curb smoking by young folks.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: Because while actual cigarette smoking, they say, is that an
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: all time low, vaping is skyrocket. You see it outside
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: a lot of office buildings when you go out in
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: the afternoon, all this smoke that degenerates. I'm like, what
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: is that? That's that vaping stuff. Teachers and la threatening
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: to strike when a new year begins. Now that talks
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: on a new contract have stalled. There have been three
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: rounds of mediation attempted so far, but still no agreement
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: has been reached. The contract standoff is now in a
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: state mandated fact finding stage, and a Florida man on
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: to the latest murder case involving that state's controversial stand
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: your ground law, this time a white man named Michael Draker.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: A scene on surveillance is shooting a black man who
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: came to his wife's rescue because he was arguing with her.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: Today is answer the phone, day, Please answer the phone anyway?
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: This is an answer you're listening to. All right, come on, Steve,
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: you have a segment called I don't know who invented it,
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: but i'd sure like to thank them. Well, i'd like
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: to start this off, and we're going to alternate, but
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: I'd like to start this off with the guy that
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: invented the salt shaker. Yeah. Yeah. If I had to
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: get my salt off of a block licking it like
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  Speaker 1: a deal out in the backyard, that bothered me. I'm
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: so glad they put it in a damn shaker. That
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: was ingenious. A salt shaking that way. I ain't got
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: to use the box with the little white girl on
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: it with the raincoat because it just pulled too much out.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: It's a spout. Somebody made the shaker, thank you? All right?
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: All right, I got one whoever took that root bill
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: and poured it over that ice cream and made that float.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: Greatest invention in the world, right, h n W root
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: bill over ice cream? All right, I'll tell you what
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: I would like it. It takes a person who was
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: the first one to say I'm gonna whoop your ass
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: because I've been using that with my nephews and it
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: is worth I'm telling me. I didn't know I'm gonna
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: need that, but that is important. Whoever was the first
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: said that. I like to thank the person that came
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: up with the terms sugar honey, ice teak. I can't
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: tell you how many times and it came through for me.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: Ain't did some sugar tea? And it is meant so
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: much to me throughout the years. Thank you man, because
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: you know, ain't that some manure was not cutting? It?
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: Ain't that some ain't that some car cock that ain't it?
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: Ain't that's some poop. No, no, no, that don't work. No,
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: it don't work. That don't work. That's a good one. Steve, Okay,
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: check this one. The first slave that took them chittlings
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: out that hole and said, you know what, we're gonna
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: figure out something with this right here. I'm gonna work. Well,
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna clean this a real good to see what
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: I can do with it. I ain't gonna I'll be back,
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: y'all give me a minute now, really, I don't really. Yeah,
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: y'all give me a me go through about three, but
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: with something I come back. I want to think whoever
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: came up with running shoes pimps was wearing dat us
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  Speaker 1: out at an alarming ridge. Thank you know how hard
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: it is to watch people walking and ran over platforms
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: and and and stack heels shoes. Thank god somebody came
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: up with a running shoe. This is my invitation to
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: my boy Peanut. We were standing on the corner one
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: day and this was Peanut running from the police. He
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: got tacked. Okay, okay, okay, okay, Oh Sugar, coming up
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show at thirty four
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: after the hour you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show, It's
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: time for comedy roulette with you guys. Old us I
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: had here. How we do that to explain because they
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: have new people any day. Give us four subjects he
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: listening and listening quiet steins. You have to explains everything
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: new people and day. Come on, Jay, alright, yes, Jay,
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: we have four subjects that not being one of them.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: Put them on the wheel, spun the wheel, wetstop will
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: do the damn. I gotta can of God for you
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: whose birthday is. We have seen no evidence this morning
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: of your new attitude. I'm just throwing that out here.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: I have new attitude. I'm really happy, really really all right,
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: let's go comedy roulette. Don't go. Number one, you just blank,
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: but I'm not supposed to laugh. Number two, keep on
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: eating stuff in the fridge that don't got your name
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  Speaker 1: on it, and see what happens to you. Okay. Number
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: three blank is a bad white boy or white girl.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah? And number four yeah, number four, he picked
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: on the wrong person this time. Uh huh, he picked
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: on the wrong person this time. All right, cap spin it.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: I'm like they're all good. Don't be to beat my
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: stuff in the fridge. Oh it stopped her on. You
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: just blank, But I'm not supposed to laugh. Hold on,
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: hold on before you dude, I gotta set rules. Okay,
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: come on, None of these jokes can be fought jokes. Oh,
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: no problem, non believe that you just you just blank.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: But I'm not supposed to laugh. Okay. I told you
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: before you started to cut the power off, before you
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: change that socket. But you didn't. It didn't not your
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: behind clean across the you. But I ain't post laugh. Okay,
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what you told it? What did I
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: tell you? Man? What did I tell? I told you?
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: That was not apple? Dude, you're drunk in anybody you drunk?
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: That was pruned juice, but nassy, nasty. The bathroom somebody
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: in it. But see now, I'm not supposed to laughs.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: You know what pruned you? Dude? Wow, I just told you.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: I ain't finished putting the screws in that tread. Now
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: you didn't just jumped your heads up on that start running,
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: And I ain't supposed to laugh. I can't getting shot
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: off the head. I told you walking out in people
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: house every day, teasing that dog. One day he gonna
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: get out and wear you're behind out. He just did
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: he You got dog bites all over your body. But
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: I ain't posed to laugh. No, you you allergic to shrimp?
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I look up. You had already been into
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: the gum bot sweat it up before my face. And
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: I'm not supposed to laugh. I told you they put
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: shrimp in the rough room for you. Comedian? What did
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: I tell Can I tell you what I told you?
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: I know it was April food, but I told I
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: See I said what I said. I said, your wife
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: is at the club, go somewhere. Why you show up
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: with you're number two at the club. Why you do
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: that on food? But I went't playing with you. You
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: expect me not to laugh at I'm just saying playing
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: comedy roulette. Let's go. Let's I told you? You heard
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: me saying I told you not to buy that use masrock.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: It's gotten personal? Has it? All? Right? More of this
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
• 43:54
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• 43:57
  Speaker 1: here we go, coming up at the top of the hour,
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: right about four minutes after. You don't want to miss
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: today's strawberry letter. But first, here we go with the
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: brank phone call from the nephew, which you got, nephew,
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: watch me work two teaspoons and stupid Raymond in the
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: car classic Raymond in the cloud you get that's your
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: favorite line. I can't come down there. Best I can
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: do for you I call it along. Don't you come
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: out that classes? Man? Shut your damn mouth? Hello? Hello, hey,
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: who can you hear me? Yeah? Ballad? Who's there? This Raymond?
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: Speak up? I can't hear you? Who this this Raymond? Man?
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: Speak up? I can't hear you? Who is this Raymond? Raymond? Raymond?
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: Roond is my sister nda brother? Yes? What's up? What's up? Man?
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: What's up? Somebody them broken the house, taking the house
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: right now. I'm in the hold on, hold on, hold on, man,
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: I'm damn I batter. Can't hear what you're saying. Somebody?
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: Then what somebody them broken house? Why they hear you're
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: whispering because they're in the house right now. I'm wait
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: a minute, Wait a minute. You're saying somebody there broke
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: in the hold and they steal in there. Somebody, I'm
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: broke in the house. I'm getting the house now. Hold on.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: You're saying somebody that broken to your damn house and
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: they steal in there. Yes, what you're doing? See nothing there?
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: Why you ain't called the police. I'm in the closet.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: I'm in the closet and I'm trying to get somebody
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: to hold on, hold on, Well, I don't know what
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: to do. Man, you're saying somebody in the house, in
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: your damn house. White not just okay? Wait where you
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: live at? Where you live at? I'm out thirty six
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: street because I'm at thirty two and a half, you
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: know what. Hold on, I'm going to call the lords.
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait, wait, wait, man, you're not what what
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, don't call them, please, you've seen your
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: in the hold somebody for the piping to kill you,
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: and you're talking about you don't want them arrested. We
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: got some illegal stuff. Don't call nobody. Don't wait a minute.
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: Wait wait nah, you're saying, hold on, you're saying, don't
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: call the damn loss. You have to go to the house.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: Don't call them bau week they got it. I got's
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: in Nickels in the hould o doing? Man? What you got? Man?
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: You know what is bad? Don you know what you're seen?
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: Your up in there. That's probably while they're in the house.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: Now you have set you up in the house, got
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: you in there and there that's I guarantee you that
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: what you what you got in there? You know what? Man,
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: Let gonna tell you something. I'm gonna tell you the
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: best thing to do, even though the people in your
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: house right now, you need the jumpers. Let me call man,
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: you need to let me call the damn Low. I'm
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: gonna tell you right down, you can't get don't do that. Don't.
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna put you know what, Man, I'm gonna call you.
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: Don't call You'll say that now. I'm gonna tell you.
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: Now I get called the Low. I cant call the low.
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: Hold on, I can get my wife the call right now.
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: Don't call the Please don't call them because it's too
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: much legal my wife do. Man, But I'm gonna tell
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: you something, honest, I can't do it. Thank you. Don'n
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: for to go down there now. I'm gonna tell you something.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: I could cut this food. Tell me don't even call
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: the damn low you know what? Man looking here, don
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: carn be honest with you. I'm going I ain't gonna
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: go down there. I'm gonna tell you right down now,
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: you know what. The first thing I'm gonna tell you
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: down now, I ain't gonna take my down there first
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: of us. They may be tapping my damn lying and
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: I ain't got to do with this. You're gonna get caught. Man. Look,
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: I could call no one one hold baby, look, go
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: ahead and call them, because you know what, You're gonna
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: get your kill down there and they don't know who
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: you are. I bitch man, you know what, And I
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna share on this on you so they can
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: find out. You know what. Don't nort looks like call
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: the lot. I ain't getting that. I ain't. Man, you
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: must get damn fool, ain't gonna get an out one.
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: So I'm gonna tell you what you can do. Got
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: I call the law after they have my wife right now.
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: You know what. You may not like it now, but
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: you appreciate me later because you know when you're to
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: get your monk heads. Wait a minute, Wait a minute,
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: just west, but I think, damn sign, I think, man,
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: you know this is some crazy got you to set
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: your say nothing. I'm gonna call your shook up for one.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: Don't get setting my month calling damn low, damn fool,
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: you better keep your month haads in that closet. I'm
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: gonna tell you right now, you're a damn fool. You
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: walk out because i'mnna tell you not, they show gonna
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: kill your stupid man. You know what. I ain't gonna
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: lie to you. Man. The only thing I can tell you,
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: damn I'm called a law. You're gonna go down, and
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you not, I ain't going down with
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: I don't know why you really gonna call me unless
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: you want from help, because I'm gonna tell you right now,
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: I ain'twer the jump of eyes myself nor my damn family.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: Only thing I could do. I can help you out
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: in one way. I'm called a law now. My wife's
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: got a cellphone. What you want me to do when
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: you can get me? You must be a damn boo.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: I'm not he ain't going down. I ain't going you
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: know what? Man? Look look, I can't get in there
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: and my wife and out of the count. The police,
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now, they're gonna calm. Can't
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: you can you? Can you hear me? You can hear you?
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: Your damn mouth shut up? Shut? Can you shut your
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: damn mouth right now? Can you hear me? Shut out?
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: I don't know when the heights that's why they shoot
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: the shut and don't peek out that damn dope. Can
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: I say something? Man, you need to shut your damn mouse.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: This is Nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: You know what, you just got franked by man? Y'all
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: damn god, bro y'allself dirty? I do dare well, man, dog,
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: you just got franked by your boy. Win down. Man,
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: I'm sweating like hey sent up in his damn house
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: with drawns. Oh man, you sit up here. I want
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: to play with the man. Look at here, boy, I'm sweating,
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: like here, why are you sweating? It was for the
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: doc because I damn st know wants to come down
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: to the house. That's a show. I know you weren't
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: coming to the I heard it in your voice. I say, Okay,
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: you know what, he ain't coming to get me. Man.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: I'm sit up here right now, Man, I might need
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: to take off for work. Board here. Hey, let me
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: ask you something, man, what is the baddest radio show
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: in the land. Can't be nobody but the Steve Harvey's
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: Morning Show with that other that nephew Tommy with It's crazy. Yeah, yeah,
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: maybe before you get close to what I know gonna
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: have partner. But Steve, you were telling us about your
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: your Christmas tree. Yeah, so my love of Christmas was
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: really worn over at the mall because of the size
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: of the tree. So now that I've become a little
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: bit more capable, my wife has one instruction for me.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: I want the tree that go in the mall in
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: my house. Yeah. I'm not going down to normal malls
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: to look at the tree. I want my tree to
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: come with it. And that's the deal. And uh, you know,
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: we get to look at it for like two years
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: before as it grows. Yeah, and then and then they
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: go and they pick out the tree and they send
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: us a picture of the tree before they cut it down.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: And then we say, yeah, that's the one that said
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: the rich people tree grow. Now that in the same
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: for us though, pick it out a year before. Oh
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: my god. Yeah. Yeah. They can't go to the nursery
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: like everybody. Right down there in front of h B.
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: They got some trees you can buy. That's a grocery store.
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: The one I gotta have problem ain't down there. When
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: you get your tree unkle year before, seeing as it's growing.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: Then they send me a picture from the nursery of
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: the trees and then they stand next to him, put it,
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: you know, measure and stick up the tell me how
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: tall it is, how wide it is, and then we
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: picked from that. It's like a kid. How much tree call? What? What? What?
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: I don't I don't never had that down there. You're
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: raising a tree for two years. I don't know how
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: much damn tree call. No, it's a tree. It's not.
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: It ain't a cow. You ain't a lot of calls,
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: you know, walking in it. You send it, you feed
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: the tree. It's called every month that you're listening to
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: get ready for the day. Strawberry letter, h and listen
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: if you need some advice on your relationship, on dating, Steve,
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: on work, on sex, on parenting more. Tell them to
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: submit their Strawberry letter to Steve Harvey FM dot com
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: and to just click Strawberry letter. Tell them Steve, yeah
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: what she says. Just want to make sure you Yeah,
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: oh nice day. Nice when we get over, we reason
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: in everything. Thank you for it. Yeah, I just want
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: I'd be wanting to do. I'm damn this sit one
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: another day now, So there you go. We're ready. Nephew,
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  Speaker 1: bugg love, hold on tight, We got it for you.
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: Here it is Strawberry letter, all right? Subject should I
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: overlook his trust issues? Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm a thirty
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: two year old divorced mother of five. Recently I met
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: the man that I am now in love with. The
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: Chemistry was bananas from a moment we met. He accepted
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: my children with no problem. To top it all off,
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: He's tall, dark, handsome, and the sex is so good
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: it brought a tear to my eye one night when
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: we met. He was unemployed in living with his grandma,
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: but he won me over with his persistence and great personality.
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: I encouraged and helped him complete a training program and
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: then start a career. Well, here's the dilemma. He is
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: extremely jealous. Any misstep on my behalf, such as a
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: missed call or delayed text response, he starts to act crazy.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: He goes into a fit of rage and he says
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: really hurtful things. He's called me a bee, a whore, slut,
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: and he accuses me of cheating on him. His ex
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: wife cheated on him with his brother, so he has
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: serious trust issues. He's crazy jealous and insecure behavior. It's
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: crazy jealous and insecure behavior breaks my heart. I never
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: even consider cheating on him. What can I do to
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: get this man to trust me? This really sucks. Please advise,
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: you are so correct. This does really suck. But please
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: know that this has absolutely nothing to do with you.
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: All Right, this tall, dark and handsome loser is insecure
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: and he's controlling. He's taking it out all on you.
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: He's taking all of this out on you. Here you
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: are having done everything for him, you know, with the
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: training program, helping him start a career, in all of this,
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: and this is the thanks you get how dare he
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: treat you like this? You know, by being so ungrateful.
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: I just say to you, please, don't let his bad
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: behavior to start you to you know, to be less confident,
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: have it start taking away your shine. I don't think
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: no man is worth going through all of this. You ask,
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: what can you do to get him to treat you,
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: to trust you. You're doing it, and you've done it. Okay,
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: what else can you do? I mean, you don't have
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: to do anything else. I think you've done quite enough.
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: I'm concerned that he can get violent with this abusive
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: behavior that he's displaying if it continues. I just say,
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: remember you have five kids, and that I'm assuming a
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: rather young and impressionable since you yourself are only thirty two,
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: they're watching everything you do. So I say, be smart
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: and get out while you can, and while you still
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: have your dignity. Okay, he's disrespectful and he doesn't deserve
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: a woman like you. Steve Well, one thing is for sure.
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: Don't nobody see these letters like me? I like to
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: dig up under the letter and find out what's really
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: going on. Should overlook his trust issues? The beginning of
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: the letters quite clear to me. I'm a thirty two
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: year old divorced mother of five. Recently I met this
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: man that I'm in love with. Now. The chemistry was
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: bananas from the moment we met. That's a young term.
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: It's bananas. It's bananas. That's a young term. The chemistry
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: was bananas. Nobody describes if they love like asked bananas, taquito, Joe.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: It just ain't a good look when your relationship in
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: chemistry is bananas. That's all it is. Ain't Nobody mentioned
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: love in this letter though, so but chess, cause it
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: ain't there yet. It's just bananas, all right. He accepted
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: my children with no problem. Well that was big. Yeah
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: at five, that's big. Give him some credit to top
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: it off. He's tall, dog handsome, and the sex is good.
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: It bought a tear to my eye one night. I've
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: explained to you why I was so good, because it
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: starts coming out in the letter. Why his sex was
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: so good when we met. Here we go right after
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: you say the sex was so good. Here the reason why.
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: When we met he was unemployed living with his grandma.
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: That's boy, that's boing for a pati. Here to hill
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: this This explained the hard top of the letter. You
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: ain't got to wonder why the sector is so good.
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: A bought A tear to your eye. He needs something
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: of stain. He in him humping for homes, little shouting,
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do. It's called for homes. This is when
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: you ain't got nowhere, and you got to put it
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: out to get yourself somewhere. I'm gonna find. I'm gonna
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: show y'all ladies, height is well. I'm gonna find a
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: bunch of unemployed men that stay in their mama's and
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: grandmama's basement. Yeah, And if they don't come in here
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: and bring a tear to your eye, they get somewhere
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: to stay. You ain't gonna believe in loving you gonna get.
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: It's a new show. It's called humping for home. This
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: white was so good, A tear to your eye. He's
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: staying at grandmama house. He ain't working. Men that ain't
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: working got time to hold their skills. He ain't ever tie.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: He rested. Yeah, he got plenty, He got plenty of done.
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: Nobody else on him. He started, He got stuff backed
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: up in him for months. Not very many women want
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: an unemployed man. You did now here and here humping
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: it for home. Now he'd have brought a tear to
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: your eye on the floor. Yeah while he humping so good.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: Two of Steve's response coming up at twenty three. I've
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: been homeless, I have humped for homes with twenty three
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: after the hour you're listening, come on, King of Comedy yourself,
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: Steve Letter talking about shit. I overlook his trust. She'd
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: have met this man. She'd been in love with chemistry,
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: with bananas, just bananas from the just, but now that's bananas.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: It's a love. He accepted my children with no problem.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: She had divorced mother five uh. To top it off,
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: he's tall, dog, handsome, and the sex is so good
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: it brought a tear to my eye. Then she told
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: us why because he's right After that, when we met,
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: he was unemployed in living with his grandmama. Yeah, how
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: his sex ain't gonna be good. He got tired, he off,
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: he ain't ever tied, he ain't got nowhere to be,
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: and he stayed with his grandmama's house, which has now
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: caused us. Me and Jay and Kill gonna produced a
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: new hit show, Humping for Homes. This is where we
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: take unemployed me and it ain't working to show you
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: how knew it. Sex They can give out because they
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: have the time. Yeah all right, now, you said, but
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: he warned me over with his persistence and great personality. Hell,
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: he gonna be nice, hard to be rude. You ain't
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: got no house. I've been homeless and nice and I've
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: ever been. Can't be rude. You stay in your car?
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: How you doing? How you doing today? So I'm absolutely fine, ma'am.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: How are you people I wouldn't even speak to I
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: stood kind to him because they could be they could
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: be sheltered. You look, everybody, look at his shelter down everybody.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: Everybody was speaking to me. I had a key. I didn't.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: This could be meal out of a plate, TV on
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: the wall, all out. So I encouraged and helped him
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: complete a training program and then start a career. Okay,
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: hold on, if it happened that, let's quit talking about
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: this training program and career you got. Yeah, you took
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: him down there, here fried? Hey what you took him
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: down there? He fried? No, all of a sudden, he
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: just a training program this two weeks because she she's
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: embellishing that. Yeah, so you got a career he's extremely jealous.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: Any misstep on my half, such as a miscall the
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: delayed text. Respond he starts and acting crazy. Let's just
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: go back to why you're his home now he got
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: somewhere to live. What you mean you ain't answering? No tech?
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: You more? You don't answer my tech. You don't won't me.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: I called you, mister phone. You won't answer me. He
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: goes into a fit of rage. He says, really hurt
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: for thing. He's called me a b AhR, a slut,
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: and he accuses me of cheating on him. His ex
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: wife cheated on him with his brother. This ain't got
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: nothing new with you. He was he's referring to you
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: as to what he was referring to his ex wife, ass,
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: because that's what he called her after she cheated with
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: him with his brother. Your real issue was with both
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: of them. But I'm gonna beat my brother ass though
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: he got ash. Yeah, your brother gonna get his ass
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: with now me and you win cool No more, We
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna talk. I got all that, but my brother,
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: though he gonna get, he gonna get the flesh stumped
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: off him, the flesh stomped off him. If he knows
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: that he already note that. Yeah, now his x y
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: cheating up to his brother. He is. He's crazy, jealous
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: and insecure. Behavior breaks my heart. I never even consider
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: cheating on him. What can I do to get this
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: man to trust me? This really sucks. You can't get
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: this man to trust you if you've done nothing to
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: make the man? Dude? Have you've done nothing to cause
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: mistrust in the man? What can you do to get
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: him to trust you? What else can you do? You're
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: not doing anything wrong and he don't trust you. What
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: can you do, mo right to get him to trust
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: you When he don't trust you and you ain't done nothing.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: This is not a win situation. You're dealing with the
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: person with some serious issues. Well, now you know why
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: you didn't found mister taddog and handsome and he was available.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: Where is this outstanding man? He was unemployed. He was
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: staying at his grandmama's house. His mama even told him
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: you can't stay That's why was that grandmother told you
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: you can't stay here with the mama. First, you can't
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: stay here, boy, Pull yourself together. Might have a daddy
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: or somebody anything to come back up. Been here, get
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: your ways together. He would ride over the grandma's house
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: because he weak and he insecured. Now listen to me,
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: you're not going to be able to win this man's
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: trust because you've done everything that trustworthy people do, which
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: is you've been loyal, committed, and you're giving him what
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: he needs exactly. You're giving him. He's getting good sex,
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: but he's also getting a place to come to getting
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: the key, to getting the key he's never had that.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: He had that sex with his wife and she slept
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: with his brother. She found out it was nothing to said, well,
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: hell let me try. That's how that. Yeah, i'd have
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: made a mistake with him. Let me try brother brother.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: They're all good looking people, Yeah, they are the whole family.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: Probably tall dog, can handsome that his mama is tall
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: dog and handsome problem, grandmoma, tall doctor. Yeah, just two people,
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: pretty people in that house. This is all bad, lady.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: You should get out of this situation because it's not
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: a win win. See, regaining a person's trust is one thing.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: Having a person's trust and you've done and done nothing
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: to get his mistrust is a whole another issue. What
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: else can you do? You've done nothing wrong, so what
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: do you have nothing to fix. You're trying to fix
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: something that shouldn't even require fixing because it ain't broke.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: But he accusing you of being a be a hole,
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: a slot and all this because he talking about his
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: ex messing with his brother and now you it and
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: until he get past him issues, you should run the
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: other way. Thank you very much. Hump for homes Saturday nights.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: All right, more of this crazy ignorant show. The Steve
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, here we go. It is time
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: for right or wrong? Steve, please step up and separate
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: these two. The show where you find out how stupid
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: Tommy is. Well, okay, and that's your intro. That's where
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: we're gonna go with this segment where you find out
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: how stupid Timmy is. You don't intro to go. No, no,
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: that's where he said. That's what I'm just going. Well,
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: we're just determined who's right or wrong? Tell me if
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: I'm if I'm wrong, Okay, hear me? If I'm right?
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: Uh h damn uncle Junior. Steve is a judge, Well,
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: how come if I say uh? He say hunhes he
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: because he just help me. Just shut up in this family,
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: all right? Hell him, then just get you lived tight
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: about that ra No hear the We're talking about saving
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: money and investing money and all of that, right, Okay.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: So I told him, I'm not finding invest my money
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: because you got to go to a broker. Now, why
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: would I go to somebody who broke? You know? Did
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: that make any sense to you? Why would you go
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: to somebody to broke and get him your money to invest? Tommy?
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: Why would I go to somebody broker than me? Exactly?
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: That actually makes sense. I like that one. Okay. Broker,
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: tell Junior humming birds hum because they don't know the
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: words to the saw like we do. Boy, I tried
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: to tell the last night. I said, I got some
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: humming birds outside my one. He said, yeah, they'd be hummed.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: I say they hummed, Junior, because they don't know the sung.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: They knew the song, they would saying the song. Yeah,
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: they humming because they don't know the words. They don't
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: know how to do that. Okay, Junior, I'm keeping score
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: timing when he got mad, Now, I told him it's
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: impossible to throw a garbage can away. You know what
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: I'm saying, yeah, they can't throw a garbage can away
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: where you're gonna where? That ain't good? That is very good.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: You have to think of oh him. No, you can't
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: throw a garbage can when us to hell. You can't
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: put it in a bigger garbage Okay, tell tell him
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: what Tell him? If you talking to a guard and
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: he sneezes, you're not supposed to say anything. You're not
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: supposed to say God bless you. It's him sneezing. Did
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: you get it? You can't anything. Somebody gonna go with you?
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: Don't say God, bless you to God? Oh? Oh, so
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: y'all saying he don't get a cold? Oh? No, have
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: you heard of God? Anybody told you? Have you read
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: it anything? Have you read anything wrong with him? No?
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: He's perfect, Tommy, I know, but you ever heard about
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: God not showing up this? God allergies a way for two?
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: Ask God about this? He brought God about this race.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: I know God already know how that's going in. Anybody.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, here we go. Now he kind of thought
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: about this one. But you know this is where the
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: hang up came. Manya okay, okay, I see it. If
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: if you ain't your partner, your wife, your girl, whatever,
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: seeing us position and they're not doing their part. Tell Junior,
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: that's sixty eight. I can't believe y'all scared? Huh, I
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: can't hung up? No, that's you down again. That's a
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: sixty eight. I don't Your girls couldn't even go with you?
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: Would you say that? Man? Yeah? Yeah, we'll get mad?
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: Well I was that was two out of five? I
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: know how to do? What was your favorite? Oh? I
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: like hu, Junior? That human birds whose they don't know where?
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: What's your all time favorite? From the right or wrong?
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: Does everybody have one? I have? I have two? What answer?
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: The one is that if you're born in the air,
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: on the airplane. If you're born on a plane, you
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: are from air. There's no way you can be from
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: la You can't. You're not there. You're in the air.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: Well where where you from? From the city where they land? Probably,
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: but you was born in the air. My all time
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: favorite wasn't on right or wrong? What what my all
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: time favorite? Timy Lions. If he wins the power Ball
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: for six hundred, you can't let that. He got to
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: find a way to get away from it. About that?
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: That is not funny? It ain't right, but it's real. Away,
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: ain't it ain't to get a call. I got to
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: get away. I got from these other feet. I can do. Honey,
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: how is that I do this right? I'm trying to see.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: I'm going to stage fun of them people. I'm not
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: lying to you. I'm gonna get shot in front of
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: the family. Come on, and you want the powerball, you
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: could go boot, but I'm gonna get hat. Go ahead, Okay, cool,
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: he got a brother with that three hundred and fifty
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: million left, I still need to be way from that.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: That's what I want to do with three fifty. You
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: don't need to see that. You want to be his favorite?
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: Get rid of me or just ask me who these
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: people live with me? When I come down, you bring
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: gonna shut up out get I had some breakfast, baby,
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: you're making breakfast? Can make play? Yeah? Alright, HEMANI wants something,
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: get some for your money. I got some fremany All right,
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: We'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: Crazy Show. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: time for games. You can't play. You can't play over
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: the holidays. Jay, please explain. Okay, Oh here it is.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: I got it again. All right, here we go. The
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: holidays are coming around, and you're gonna have folks over
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: to the house. So what I'm gonna do is set
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: up the game, tell a little bit about it, Steve
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: Junior're gonna jump in and make and explain how the
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: games get worse. Start off good, sound like a good idea,
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: but then as the game progresses, problems a right. Let's
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: simple games spades. We're gonna play some spade. We're gonna
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: set up the table. We're gonna play some spade. Okay,
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: and and everything happened. Somebody started cheap. You know, you
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: got that problem the first time somebody renegue. You swear
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: it was a dead body in the room. So you
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: can't play that. You know, people don't know how to
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: lose and just take it. You know, they take it personal,
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. So you're gonna go outside
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: play some touch football, you know, getting vamily everybody. Just
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: play some touch football. You got a grown ass man
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: think it's cool to run over a third grader. Just
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: run over fish. Just just punish it. Damn man, with
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: playing football. You had been putting them on me. You
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: know how you put him to check me. But what
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do to Ren want you out here for man,
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: you should have been like a little a. This is
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: all I got to shake. Uh, you know if you can't,
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: you can't the handling heat, get out this kitchen. I
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: don't care if your eight. I don't care if your eight.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: I don't let him cry. Let him cry. He can't.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: Got to learn this a man's game. It's another game
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: you can't play. You want to play dominoes. But you
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: got that dude that been you've been You've been away
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: for a while, and he takes this game a little
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: bit too seriously. You know what I mean, he'd been
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: in he's been away. You know, he's been in the system.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: He even like domino Dominoes is a different game then,
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: huh yeah, yeah, you shouldn't have been here. Man. Now
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: you want to play an old old wait man, hold up, dog,
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: hold dog. I just sent you to the yard on
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: New trail. Man, Hold on, dog. You just went to
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: the yard on New Trail. You ain't had no trade
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: minute to go. What you're talking about? What I'm talking about,
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about your ass all you're trying to Oh
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: you get shite what happen to you? Pard? No, you're
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: out now, you out now? No? No, okay, okay, I'm
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: gonna need two packs of cigarettes for that at the
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: holiday Barty. That's all I'm saying. And I'm gonna need
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: the two packs next time I see you under shake.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: We gotta play another game right now, we're gonna we're
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: gonna go back outside. Try to play just a simple game,
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: family game of dodgeball. It's the same guy. We'll think
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: it's a lot of fun. You hit the grad nine
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: in my ball, He ain't. That's a w he out
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: here playing for. It's called dodge ball. It ain't called
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: standing there and get hit at. You gotta hit him
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: so hard, ain't what he up? I better talk nak
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: gonna cock back with that little week ass like I
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: ain't seen that com I get him in the face.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: In the face, that's why he need to pay attention. Mean, Oh,
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: we go back in the hunse. We decided to play chess.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: But here's what happens. The man who think he knew
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: everything about chess get his ass dusted by that eighth grader.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: Now he really upset the little boy and told his
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: asses he can't take it. That's where all the pieces
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: gonna be on the floor. Yeah, he picked them up. Hold, dog,
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: you can't say checkmate. We just got started. How you
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: gonna how are you gonna do? Dog? No? No, no,
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: we ain't number four, five, six moves? What did you
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: talk about? Checkmate? No, that ain't our chess. Go chess
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: the thinking man game? Right, you ain't. You ain't had
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: time to think, David. He won the game, man, He
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: went on, damn game. He just said checkmate. Yeah, he
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: beat you. How show me how you showed you? That?
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: Ain't you can't do that? See you gotta do Look, man,
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: in chess, you have to make a minimum of twenty moves.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: He didn't have to do that for you. Dog. That's
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: how it's done. Dog. Now you ain't post say checkmate
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: unless it's been twenty more. Maybe try to something else.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: I don't know, man. See, y'all need to play chess
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: with white folks. Everything is racial with you. Last game,
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: last game, we can't play checkers. It's the same guy
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: with the dodgeball really enjoys beating a third Ready he
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: gets such bawn, brown brown, brown, brown kings, your parks
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: crying for white, your ass out no, no, no, no, no, no. Man,
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: you can't jump back because you got the red pizza.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: Red pizza, red pizza, can't jump bad man. The end
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: of this game. Okay, let's move on. You're listening, Steven show. Okay, Steve,
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: here we go. An english Man born without a penis
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: lost his virginity at forty five. We're gonna put something in,
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: something created. Listen to what the doctors did though. Yeah,
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: the doctors created a bionic penis for him. Okay, I
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: don't give a what. I don't need my lower leg
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: and put it down there, but I need some apartment,
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: all right. Well his name is Andrew wardle Man. Congratulations
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: five years to break. But I would have been in
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: something bionic. But wait a minute. He had a girlfriend. Though,
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: he had a girlfriend, Yeah, and he really had one.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: After you got the bionic penis. He had to endure
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: though a ten hour procedure, Steve, Yeah, okay, that's it.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: Took him ten hours to attach it. Then he had
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: to go through a ten day erection. Oh hey, o
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: you before bore with his girlfriend, lost his virginity with
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: this girl. Man ten days. I'm just out to me you,
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: hey man, I'm just moving furniture for ten days. Though,
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: if I can't do nothing now, I bet I go
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: buy me a dozen dough nuts. I bet you that.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: I bet you miss dough nuts? By whoa can you
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: when you can be doing from day one as a kid.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: If you didn't have one of your efforts, effort and
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: the pop bottle, soul would have been to buy war
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: ten donar been missing days? Where are you out? I
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: mustling up? Mother? What you're doing? I'm gonna buy penis.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you how they made it. See, I'm
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: out here and I'm committing on robbery, chicken joint, the
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: rib joint. I'm just selling. We got multiple jobs going
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: to sneak. I got to let me let me tell
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: you how they made it. Okay, drop out of school,
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: pack bags, you got all kinds of eye jobs working,
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: all right. So they constructed it. They made it out
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: of a skin from Andrew's arm, and then they put
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: nerves in it from his legs. What I tell you, huh,
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: he was born without a penis, and one and twenty
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: million might have this abnormality at birth. So I'll tell
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: you what. We're gonna do something. How much did it cost?
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: I know you want to know that, because Steve, you
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: got a lot of jobs. How much? Just take a while, guest, Steve,
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: that's way too much. Close Tommy, you can get one
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: thirty five for sixty five thousand. You can't get the
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: one I got you. You were born that way without
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: how much sixty five thousand dollars. They make it from
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: your skin and from nervous from your legs. Mine is pricedly.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: I can't even get laws in London. Only thing right,
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: I'm glad you love your sixty five. I can have two.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, what wouldn't I want to? You got
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: dumbing thing? You ever? Funny though? But anyway, yeah, relay
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 1: on board tang team. Oh my god, here we go.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: You're crazy team talent. Walk on, Timmy boy, you better
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: ask some more of this ignorant show. Right after this
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: you're to show, all right, Steve, it's your boys time.
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  Speaker 1: He's here. Time to slay another one, murder another one. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you know, somebody told me family feud. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: where you got that man from. I put a lot
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  Speaker 1: of merger. I'll be waiting on these songs. We've been
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  Speaker 1: friends for years. You go way back like catleaxis. That's
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  Speaker 1: what he said, right, So what's the list? The list
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  Speaker 1: will probably get longer today. We're gonna put the Kirk
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  Speaker 1: Franklin's name on the list. Oh my god, you mean
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  Speaker 1: the song is called happy and my song is called
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  Speaker 1: down nappy? What he get out? You know, her chemicals
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  Speaker 1: can hurt child, Her chemicals can change change. What will
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  Speaker 1: her chemicals do? You? Come on, come on, come on,
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  Speaker 1: I'll just let me just let it be nappy right now.
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  Speaker 1: I want to kill people say if they have not
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  Speaker 1: playing to pay. My hair is not meant to lay.
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  Speaker 1: Let it be. Let it be nappy right now. Keep
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  Speaker 1: the hog conge of phone stone, Let the stone stone.
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  Speaker 1: I like it nappy. That's grease, rubber three hair rub
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  Speaker 1: on your hand. That's what you do if you won't
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  Speaker 1: hurt your fingers when you run through my hair. Take
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  Speaker 1: it a by if it's natural, and try to change
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  Speaker 1: ride and let it beat it beat all the way.
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  Speaker 1: You should know your Jesus jalous well looks so nice
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  Speaker 1: and you just want if you want to be nappy.
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  Speaker 1: Let it be never right now, don't you? And all
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  Speaker 1: that is Christian and all that it's goold. Let it
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  Speaker 1: be never right now? Come on, I just want to
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  Speaker 1: be annion. I'm not gonna keep on getting a cock
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  Speaker 1: and weeds with they send the front no weeds, the
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  Speaker 1: freaking broken talk and be nappy, happy to be happy,
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  Speaker 1: nap to less a grease rob you through her head,
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  Speaker 1: through your head. If it's not all it's good, don't
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  Speaker 1: you be freaks your head. Don't you don't bring it
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  Speaker 1: right now? Come on do what I say. No, she
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  Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about. Say let it, break it down,
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  Speaker 1: break it down if you wanna be let it be me.
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  Speaker 1: I just want to be de fool. Say take that
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  Speaker 1: hot ass weird, yes, just like her. Come on, come on,
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  Speaker 1: take a comb. That is Christian friend? Is God's little
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  Speaker 1: is Christian man? Coming up? Steve's closing remarks at forty
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  Speaker 1: nine after the hour, Gather round everyone, you're listening Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, here we are back
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  Speaker 1: a last break of the day, and you're gonna leave
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  Speaker 1: us with some closing remarks. Yeah, you know, I want
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  Speaker 1: to share something with you that I came across when
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  Speaker 1: I was meditating this summer and a friend of mine,
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  Speaker 1: Bishop Getties down in the Carolinas, who I met on
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  Speaker 1: my talk show one time we formed a relationship, very
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  Speaker 1: very helpful. Bishop gettys he sends me inspiration all the time.
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  Speaker 1: He just, I mean, just a good dude man, just
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  Speaker 1: care about me. He always sends me something timely. And
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  Speaker 1: one of the things he sent me I was thinking
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  Speaker 1: about on the or when I was meditating this summer,
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  Speaker 1: and it's something that I'm guilty of even myself. And
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  Speaker 1: I was explaining it to a couple of people that
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  Speaker 1: work around him. They would come up, you say that
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  Speaker 1: you feel that way. Yeah, man, it's all relative, you know,
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  Speaker 1: it doesn't matter how you think my life is the
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  Speaker 1: fact that I might be still short in myself is
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  Speaker 1: a very very real reality. And there is a possibility
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  Speaker 1: moving forward that you could also be short in your
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  Speaker 1: life for what it could truly be. Have you ever
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  Speaker 1: thought about that you could be making one mistake that's
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  Speaker 1: cutting you off from the life that you could really have.
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  Speaker 1: You're actually sought short circuit in your blessings because of
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  Speaker 1: a very simple thing that we do. And I'm guilty
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  Speaker 1: of this myself. And I had to catch myself this
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 1: summer and one of the things I came away with
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  Speaker 1: I said, Man, I got to dream bigger. I have
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  Speaker 1: got to dream bigger because I've exposed myself with people
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  Speaker 1: who have so much more. Now do you need so
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  Speaker 1: much more? No? But God said he would give you
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  Speaker 1: the desires of your heart. Here even put some stuff
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  Speaker 1: on your heart to desire. You ain't even know what's
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  Speaker 1: really there, but he wants you to see that too.
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  Speaker 1: So look, I'm out of the need business. I just
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  Speaker 1: need him. He's all I need. Of course, I need
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  Speaker 1: love and people that care about me and friendship. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not saying I don't need nothing, but as far as
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  Speaker 1: material stuff, I don't need anything. It's just stuff I want.
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  Speaker 1: But it's nothing wrong with want anymore, as long as
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  Speaker 1: you're grateful for where you at. But here's what happens,
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  Speaker 1: and it happens to me, and it may be happening
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  Speaker 1: to you, And I don't want you to shortcircuit your blessings.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want you to knock yourself out of something
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  Speaker 1: that you could have. Listen to me, don't downgrade your
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  Speaker 1: dream just to fit your reality. I'm gonna repeat that,
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  Speaker 1: but I got some more. Don't downgrade your dream just
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  Speaker 1: to fit your reality. Upgrade your conviction to match your destiny.
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  Speaker 1: One more time y'all listen to this. This is so good. Man.
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  Speaker 1: Don't downgrade your dream just to fit your reality. Upgrade
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  Speaker 1: your conviction to match your destiny. Oh man, this is
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  Speaker 1: so good. Do you know how many times we reshape
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 1: what we want based on where we're at right now?
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 1: Do you know how many times you've bought a car
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 1: based on how much you made? Well, now you saying, well,
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 1: of course, Steve, you gotta fit it in the budget.
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 1: But hold up, though, but did you really want something else?
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  Speaker 1: Did you really see yourself driving a different model, the
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  Speaker 1: upscale model? Did you see you with that car but
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 1: it was fully loaded? I'm just saying, well, you know
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  Speaker 1: what you shouldn't do. You shouldn't downgrade your dream just
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  Speaker 1: to fit your reality. See so you make a purchase
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  Speaker 1: based on where you're at right now, when if you
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  Speaker 1: kept the faith continue to work. Do you know that God,
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  Speaker 1: there's a strong possibility that he was gonna give you
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  Speaker 1: the car your dream. But you quit operating on faith,
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 1: You started functioning on your reality, and so you end
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 1: up blocking what God could do for you because you
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  Speaker 1: made a move too fast based on where you were
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  Speaker 1: with what you should have did. You should have buckled
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 1: down and upgraded your conviction, got most serious about it,
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  Speaker 1: got more funky with it, got a little bit more
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  Speaker 1: determined to get what you saw in your dreams and
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 1: your visions. Upgrade your conviction to match your destiny because
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 1: where God gonna take you and what it really got
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  Speaker 1: for you, You gotta get your conviction to match that.
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  Speaker 1: Stop knocking your dreams down because it don't and fitting
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  Speaker 1: it into your reality to day. You gotta try something
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 1: else because I had to force myself to do it.
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  Speaker 1: I got to upgrade my conviction to match your destiny.
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  Speaker 1: God has a bigger life for me, and that I
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  Speaker 1: know for sure. And many of you feel the same way.
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 1: You keep saying, Man, there's got to be more than
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 1: my life than this. Man, I really see God working
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 1: on my behalf. Just gotta hang in there. You just
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 1: gotta hanging there. Man. Now, you gotta keep working, but
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 1: you got to hang in that. When I say hanging there,
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 1: do not lose faith. That's the hanging in now I'm
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 1: talking about. Don't give up because it didn't got funky
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  Speaker 1: for you. Hanging there, be strong. Don't downgrade your dream
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  Speaker 1: just to fit your reality. Upgrade your conviction to match
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  Speaker 1: your Destiny. Those are my clothing me. Oh, you better
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  Speaker 1: drop the mic on that one for real though no,
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 1: he drops Okay, I don't know how the mic on lane.
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