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Steve Harvey's Voicemail, Broke Up Over No Cheese, He's Padding Everything, Ghosting Coasting, and more! - 01.14.25 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all be.
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  Speaker 1: At all at all.
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  Speaker 3: Given the.
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  Speaker 4: Bus buss things and its Yeah, listen to me, I
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  Speaker 4: want to join.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah joint.
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  Speaker 3: You know you.
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  Speaker 2: Love.
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  Speaker 3: You gotta turn. I can't.
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  Speaker 1: Go to turn the mouth the turn.
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  Speaker 4: You probably got to turn mouth, turn out, turn a
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  Speaker 4: w the mot UPO.
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  Speaker 2: Come come on, you'll think that, Uh huh, I sure will.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning everybody, y'all listening to the voice. Come on,
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  Speaker 2: dig me now one and only see if Harvey got
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  Speaker 2: a radio show man. God is in the blessing business.
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  Speaker 2: I'm in the receiving line. Man. That's a good feeling.
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  Speaker 2: I thank God for waking me up in the mornings,
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  Speaker 2: I really really do. I thank God for the spirit
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  Speaker 2: that he wakes me up with because I finally, but
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  Speaker 2: I finally figured it out. Such a blessing that shouldn't
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  Speaker 2: be taken for granted. The fact that you are up today,
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  Speaker 2: the fact that you just got off working, you driving home,
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  Speaker 2: the fact that you got a job to come home from,
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  Speaker 2: the fact that you got a job to wake up too. Whatever,
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  Speaker 2: it is the fact that you can see, think, here, smell, walk, talk, rhyme, reason,
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  Speaker 2: whatever it is, it's a blessing.
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  Speaker 3: Man.
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  Speaker 2: I was talking to a partner of mine last night
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  Speaker 2: and an analogy came to me last night of what
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  Speaker 2: my life has been like. Just going over my story
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  Speaker 2: with a friend of mine, some of the things I
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  Speaker 2: had gone through, and he never knew it because he said, man,
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  Speaker 2: you never told me that we were just talking. One
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  Speaker 2: of the things I remember, and it's kind of equated
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  Speaker 2: to my life, was when I was a little boy,
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  Speaker 2: as she got to the store with my mom and
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  Speaker 2: she would let me buy a jigsaw puzzle. Now, for
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  Speaker 2: those of you, a jigsaw puzzle comes in a box.
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  Speaker 2: There are no instructions. It just comes in a box,
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  Speaker 2: and it's simple. You're gonna dump the pieces out in
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  Speaker 2: a pile and you're gonna try to put the pieces
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  Speaker 2: together until it looks like the picture that's on the
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  Speaker 2: cover of the box. That's as simple as it is.
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  Speaker 2: Here is the deal. I would select a jigsaw puzzle
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  Speaker 2: based on the picture that I liked and if I
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  Speaker 2: thought I could do it. Now, if the picture looked
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  Speaker 2: too crazy, if it looked too intricate, I didn't want
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  Speaker 2: that puzzle, you know. And the thing was back in
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  Speaker 2: the day, you got a jigsaw puzzle, you had a
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  Speaker 2: hundred piece puzzles. Four hundred piece puzzles. Man, then they
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  Speaker 2: say a thousand piece puzzle. You go ooo. So those
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  Speaker 2: were a little difficult for me when I was a
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  Speaker 2: little boy, so I didn't want that. As I got
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  Speaker 2: a little bit older, I had more challenging puzzles, you know,
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  Speaker 2: four fifty five hundred piece puzzles. But I always picked
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  Speaker 2: a picture of something I liked. So it's very simple.
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  Speaker 2: You get the jigsaw puzzle, you get it home, you
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  Speaker 2: open it up, you dump it out on the table.
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  Speaker 2: You flip all the pieces over so you can see them,
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  Speaker 2: and then I would try to sort them based on
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  Speaker 2: the colors on the box. If it was like a
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  Speaker 2: black section, i'd take all the black pieces and slide
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  Speaker 2: them over there. If it was some flowers, I'd try
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  Speaker 2: to find all the pictures with little jigsaw pieces with
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  Speaker 2: the little floor, and I separate them and then i'd
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  Speaker 2: start putting it together. And the way I started was
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  Speaker 2: i'd try to build a border first, because I knew
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  Speaker 2: all the straight edges had to be side by side
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  Speaker 2: at one point. And it was funny, man, because it's
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  Speaker 2: related to my life. I would start putting the pieces
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  Speaker 2: together of the picture I saw that I liked, and
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  Speaker 2: that would be my picture. A lot of people didn't
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  Speaker 2: like jigsaw puzzles. As a matter of fact, none of
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  Speaker 2: the boys on the street liked jigsaw puzzles but me,
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  Speaker 2: because they just didn't want to go through the intricate
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  Speaker 2: details of figuring that out really go outside and run
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  Speaker 2: or something like that. And so what happened was, as
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  Speaker 2: I got older, I wanted more difficult and challenging puzzles,
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  Speaker 2: but I wouldn't go too far. I wanted some nice
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  Speaker 2: stuff to happen. I had a picture of what I
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  Speaker 2: wanted for my life, but I didn't want to go
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  Speaker 2: too far because it was so challenging and difficult. I
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  Speaker 2: couldn't see myself with all of that, and I didn't
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  Speaker 2: have the time, the knowledge, the expertise, the figuring all
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  Speaker 2: the intricate details. And I discovered something when I was
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  Speaker 2: talking last night. That's what happens in life to a
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  Speaker 2: lot of people. You get bogged down with the details
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  Speaker 2: of coming up and trying to create the picture that
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  Speaker 2: you want for yourself. You put it to the side,
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  Speaker 2: You say, oh, that puzzles are crazy. Next thing, you know,
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  Speaker 2: you crumb it up and put it back in the box.
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  Speaker 2: So you go halfway and you get stuck, and you
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  Speaker 2: get to the part where it ain't a lot of
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  Speaker 2: different colors, it's all the same, and that's a little
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  Speaker 2: bit more challenging. So that may stop you. But it's
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  Speaker 2: somewhere in the jigsaw puzzle that it gets very difficult
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  Speaker 2: and challenging. The bigger the picture you want, but then
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  Speaker 2: what all happened in your life, it's just like what
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  Speaker 2: happened in the jigsaw. Once you get comfortable and you
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  Speaker 2: don't mind the challenge, you could get a bigger picture.
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  Speaker 2: But here's the key to it, though, if you put
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  Speaker 2: God in your mix. See the picture that I saw
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  Speaker 2: for myself as a boy is not the picture that
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  Speaker 2: has happened to me as a man. Because along the
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  Speaker 2: way from boyhood to manhood, from the time I was
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  Speaker 2: telling you understand what happened along the ride in there
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  Speaker 2: was I started putting God in the mix. And so
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  Speaker 2: now the picture that I have now is not the
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  Speaker 2: picture I saw. It's the picture that God saw. So
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  Speaker 2: what I'm saying this analogy is the picture you have
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  Speaker 2: may be difficult to complete. But if you were to
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  Speaker 2: include God in your life, put God in your jigsaw puzzle,
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  Speaker 2: God will not only help you complete the puzzle, and
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  Speaker 2: he gonna add some pieces, he gonna do some favors,
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  Speaker 2: he gonna show some mercy, and you gonna look up
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  Speaker 2: and the picture that you're able to end up with
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  Speaker 2: will be totally different and much more complete, much more beautiful,
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  Speaker 2: a bigger picture than the one you had. Because there's
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  Speaker 2: no way that I could have sought a life that
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  Speaker 2: I have today back when I was a boy. And
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  Speaker 2: it amazes me when I hear people say I always
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  Speaker 2: saw this for myself. Ah, I didn't do that. I
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  Speaker 2: didn't quite see this for myself. I don't know how
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  Speaker 2: you can have the ability to see what God really
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  Speaker 2: has for you. But man, he's a master for jigsaw. Man,
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  Speaker 2: he's an incredible puzzle completed. So if you got a
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  Speaker 2: puzzle that's challenging to you, maybe you need to see
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  Speaker 2: what's the pit that God has for your life. If
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  Speaker 2: God were in your life, if you completed to puzzle,
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  Speaker 2: what would it look like. It'll be a far more
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  Speaker 2: extensive puzzle and it would be a far more beautiful
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  Speaker 2: piece of scenery than you could have ever imagined. Tears
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  Speaker 2: come in my eyes because I can't believe God bought
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  Speaker 2: me this far. I can't believe that when I opened
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  Speaker 2: up and accepted him and started talking to him, that
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  Speaker 2: he would add all these piecels to my jigsaw puzzle,
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  Speaker 2: and my jigsaw puzzle would look like this. And I
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  Speaker 2: can tell you I ain't got a whole lot to
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  Speaker 2: do with what out and turned into. It's mostly favor
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  Speaker 2: and blessings and grace and mercy of God. And I
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  Speaker 2: looked up and I just got a much bigger jigsaw
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  Speaker 2: puzzle completed. And guess what, He ain't through with me yet.
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  Speaker 2: That's what's amazing and exciting about a relationship with God.
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  Speaker 2: God could take your jigsaw puzzle and fix it.
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  Speaker 2: Shirley Strawberry calling for real kill spatees and nephew Tommy,
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  Speaker 2: what you.
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  Speaker 5: Got jan You know, uncle, you know, I just I
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  Speaker 5: gotta ask you something because I know you've been you know,
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  Speaker 5: you've been married a long time and everything, and you
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  Speaker 5: got a lot of experience dealing with women and everything.
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  Speaker 2: You got a lot of experience, got way more life
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  Speaker 2: experience than not. But did you ever think forty forty
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  Speaker 5: There's some conversations you just wanted to jump out the window.
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  Speaker 5: You don't even know why y'all talking about this. Do
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  Speaker 5: you ever had over one?
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  Speaker 2: See, Junior, not only will you have thoughts, you will
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  Speaker 2: actually jump out the word yeah that that conversation is coming.
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  Speaker 2: Have you ever thought about jumping out the window? Let
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  Speaker 2: me tell you something, Junior. They gonna bring on some
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  Speaker 2: topics where your ass is gonna go jump out the wind.
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  Speaker 2: I'm talking about. You ain't gonna give a damn what
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  Speaker 2: flow you on. You ain't gonna give a damn what's below.
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  Speaker 2: You ain't gonna give a damn by oncoming traffic. Just
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  Speaker 2: you are gonna jump your ass out the window. You
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  Speaker 2: may be on an airplane, you could be on a oah,
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  Speaker 2: you ain't gonna matter. You could be in a fast
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  Speaker 2: moving vehicle. I've done it before. I've rolled out of
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  Speaker 2: a card, sit out onto the highway. I've done it before.
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  Speaker 2: I just never told nobody, Hallowai, you're doing it. You
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  Speaker 2: can do it. No, I don't want about it. I
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  Speaker 2: don't want nobody to try to save me. You know,
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna just I'm gonna just get on out this window.
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  Speaker 2: So if you think that when you get married, you're
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  Speaker 2: gonna have conversations to make you want to jump out
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  Speaker 2: the window. Yeah, you ever been busted by a woman before?
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  Speaker 6: Uh huh?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, man, we're going there this morning. This are Yeah. Well,
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  Speaker 2: I'm just I'm talking to junior time. I'm not in
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  Speaker 2: a drag or nothing in you, but you put yourself
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  Speaker 2: in an hours. Well, if you ever had that conversation,
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  Speaker 2: that's a jump out the window conversation. Yeah, you've had
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  Speaker 2: all these huh and what's mad? Junior's winning? It ain't
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  Speaker 2: no window. It just hold up, Hey Jia, I'm talking
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  Speaker 2: about running through a wall maker with Hey Julia. I
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  Speaker 2: was sitting at a bus stop with a girl in
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  Speaker 2: college that I was dating, and she brought up a
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  Speaker 2: subject where she had busted me to last night. We
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  Speaker 2: were sitting at the bus stop. I stepped off in
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  Speaker 2: front of the bus.
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  Speaker 1: All right, thank you.
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  Speaker 2: They do not even know how to handle it.
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  Speaker 7: So let me coming up in thirty two minutes after
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  Speaker 7: the hour, we're gonna start the show off with Nephew.
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  Speaker 1: Tommy's run that frank back right after this.
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  Speaker 1: It is time now for the nephew to run that
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  Speaker 1: brank back. Nephew, what you got?
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  Speaker 8: I got your doors? These is your doses? Okay, let's
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  Speaker 8: go cat dogs.
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  Speaker 6: Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach a mister Paul. Please
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  Speaker 6: call Virginia Senior, probably senior. Okay, this is me. How
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  Speaker 6: you doing today? I'm good, I'm good. Listen, my name
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  Speaker 6: is Mark. I'm actually calling from a company called doors.
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  Speaker 6: Are you Are you at the court? Yes? Correct? You
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  Speaker 6: guys just built that home right? Yeah? Okay, Like I said,
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  Speaker 6: my name is Mark Stevens. I'm actually calling from a
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  Speaker 6: doors or we're actually the company that supplied the doors
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  Speaker 6: that are actually through out your house.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, great, what are you calling for a follow up?
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  Speaker 6: No, this isn't a follow up. Actually, we're got a
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  Speaker 6: couple of glitches we want to try and get get
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  Speaker 6: straightened out if we could find Well, here's here's the problem, sir.
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  Speaker 6: The problem we're having is that the contractor that actually
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  Speaker 6: built you all home, yes, has not paid for the doors.
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  Speaker 6: You guys have been there two and a half months,
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  Speaker 6: and we can't seem to get the contractor to come
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  Speaker 6: in and pay for the doors. Tried to call him,
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  Speaker 6: We've tried to call them several times, and we have
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  Speaker 6: not been able to wait number on him because you don't.
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  Speaker 3: Have a good number. I can give you a number,
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  Speaker 3: because I really don't have anything to do with that.
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  Speaker 3: In fact, how do you get my number?
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  Speaker 6: Well, actually we had your number one file as the homeowner,
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  Speaker 6: and that's pretty much how we had you. But the
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  Speaker 6: problem we're facing here, sir, is we've tried to get
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  Speaker 6: this guy for the last couple of months and we
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  Speaker 6: can't get him. So, actually, what's what's going to happen
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  Speaker 6: here in the next day or so is we're probably
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  Speaker 6: going to have to come and get all the doors.
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  Speaker 6: Oh always have to do what only gonna have to
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  Speaker 6: come and get all the doors in your house, take
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  Speaker 6: them off and bring them back here to the plant
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  Speaker 6: until we we're gonna go get all my doors we
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  Speaker 6: we're gonna have to get those doors until either we
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  Speaker 6: get a contractor or you know, we get paid for
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  Speaker 6: the doors. Now, what could happen is you could pay
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  Speaker 6: for the doors.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, already paid for the doors. That's that's
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  Speaker 3: that's past tense. I've done that paid. You say paying
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  Speaker 3: that means I got to double back. Well, sir, we.
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  Speaker 6: Haven't been paid, sir for the doors as well.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, the contractor was paid for the doors.
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  Speaker 3: That's who pays you.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, And what I'm trying to explain to you, sir,
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  Speaker 6: we haven't been paid at all here at doors.
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  Speaker 3: Now, we're all all all okay, Well I do what
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  Speaker 3: they should have received a check from my contract and what.
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  Speaker 6: I'm mean you, sir, is that that hasn't been done.
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  Speaker 3: So since you have not been paid, you're gonna come
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  Speaker 3: back and get my doors. Now, you said, we Now,
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  Speaker 3: who's all this? You know? And who are we gonna come? Right?
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  Speaker 3: Here's the problem here, like I know, no, ain't no problems.
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  Speaker 3: We're gonna we're gonna resolve this very peacefully.
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  Speaker 9: But who is we?
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  Speaker 6: Okay, So what's taking place here at my job? Is
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  Speaker 6: they taking this money out of my check that hasn't
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  Speaker 6: been paid for the doors.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yes, I can understand that, but why would they
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  Speaker 3: take it out of your check? You did the mand hours,
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  Speaker 3: You've done your work. Why don't I understand it?
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  Speaker 6: Sir? But since the company hasn't been paid, the company
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  Speaker 6: is taking it out on me, and it's not gonna
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  Speaker 6: come down on me. So either I'm gonna get the doors.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you need to cut your job because they need
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  Speaker 3: to give you a not just give you a bonus,
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  Speaker 3: but give you some hourly work. Because bottom line is
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  Speaker 3: you're talking about coming to get my doors now, that's
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  Speaker 3: not gonna happen.
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  Speaker 6: Either we resolve this peacefully as if you paid for it,
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  Speaker 6: or I come out and get the doors now. I'm
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  Speaker 6: not finish city and go back and way.
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  Speaker 3: You need to go in and come get these doors.
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  Speaker 3: Gas up and come get these doors. Because you're not
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  Speaker 3: gonna come and get I'm not gonna send you no money, okay, sir.
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  Speaker 6: Then what we need to do is get a schedule
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  Speaker 6: time where I can come out and get all the doors.
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  Speaker 9: Now, I'm on your time.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm on your time now. So you got this,
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  Speaker 3: you must be paying me now since I'm on your time.
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  Speaker 3: What are you talking about, Because you're talking about gona
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  Speaker 3: set up a time with me that means I have
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  Speaker 3: to leave and do what I do, be meeting you
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  Speaker 3: here to get something that don't belong to you, which
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  Speaker 3: is my door. Sir, you don't have to be there
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  Speaker 3: at all, because I'm gonna say, I'm gonna come in and.
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  Speaker 6: Take the front door off, and I'm gonna keep keep
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  Speaker 6: moving through the house and get all the doors and
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  Speaker 6: get them back here to the play.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think you hear yourself now. First and foremost,
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  Speaker 3: how you when you come to the front door, I'm
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  Speaker 3: gonna be without waiting on you as you actually take
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  Speaker 3: it off latch. I'm gonna be on you behind, making
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  Speaker 3: sure you realize you're gonna have to take this door
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  Speaker 3: or take this And I'm I'm pretty sure tom coming
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  Speaker 3: to you and you get that first door, so I
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  Speaker 3: can't keep going back and forth with you.
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  Speaker 6: Let me say this to you. I'm coming to get
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  Speaker 6: them doors, even if I gotta take a because I
• 18:38
  Speaker 6: gotta get my money back from the company that they
• 18:40
  Speaker 6: just took for me, because show damn contractors did not
• 18:43
  Speaker 6: pay for the damn doors.
• 18:45
  Speaker 9: Say you better hey, bring your tom down. When you
• 18:47
  Speaker 9: talk to me, you talk to them, go player. I'm
• 18:50
  Speaker 9: I'm gonna put this on you. I'm not gonna allow
• 18:52
  Speaker 9: you to come to my house and take these damn
• 18:54
  Speaker 9: doors and you ain't coming to get no money.
• 18:56
  Speaker 6: I'm coming to get them doors that I'm coming to
• 18:58
  Speaker 6: get them today.
• 19:00
  Speaker 9: Every now, what time you coming? Now, I got to
• 19:03
  Speaker 9: be prepared when you come mess with these doors, because
• 19:05
  Speaker 9: I make sure Creed, what time you're coming.
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: Don't don't worry about when I'm coming. You'll know what
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: I'm there when I take the first door off the heads.
• 19:12
  Speaker 9: Every door, we gonna meet at that door and walk
• 19:15
  Speaker 9: that and tell you what I'm gonna pay you.
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna pay a dollar whooping. Now take that check.
• 19:20
  Speaker 9: You're gonna make taste seventy.
• 19:21
  Speaker 6: Five whooping the night. I'm gonna take that whooping if
• 19:24
  Speaker 6: that's what it takes. But I gotta take these door.
• 19:25
  Speaker 9: You wantta get my money.
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: I need you to do next time, get your damn money, Scott.
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: Get a job that pays you better for this whooping.
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: You're gonna get in fed.
• 19:34
  Speaker 6: Well, I'm not. I'm not gonna keep going back and
• 19:37
  Speaker 6: forth with you about you whooping mine.
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: You ain't gotta go.
• 19:39
  Speaker 9: Any more that in the end, right, Yo, say we
• 19:41
  Speaker 9: take that whopping and take it on hold.
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: But I'm bringing them doors too, every.
• 19:45
  Speaker 9: Door in now. I ain't even that on be wearing shack.
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: You should have been Tom of contract endoring some door
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: from from my damn.
• 19:53
  Speaker 9: Come now, I'm gonna take you what you need to
• 19:55
  Speaker 9: be calling them we got shot.
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna get a hippie door. You got in that?
• 19:59
  Speaker 6: Holy I tell you what, you know what I do.
• 20:01
  Speaker 6: I just waited you go to work, Rob, I just
• 20:04
  Speaker 6: come in there and get them doors.
• 20:06
  Speaker 9: What you ask j I w wasn't wait to say
• 20:08
  Speaker 9: it now, I just told you you ain't coming to
• 20:10
  Speaker 9: get the doors. I just got to tell you that
• 20:14
  Speaker 9: John your gating for your mama.
• 20:16
  Speaker 6: Bring on to get them doing, and you know what
• 20:18
  Speaker 6: else I'm coming to do what.
• 20:20
  Speaker 10: I'm coming to tell you?
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: Who I am? You do you know who I am?
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: You don't know who you are?
• 20:25
  Speaker 9: You're walking I make sure I introduce myself. You ain't
• 20:29
  Speaker 9: come get us, No, man, I can't get these doors there.
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: You're that bad. I ain't that ain't really who I am?
• 20:36
  Speaker 6: Well?
• 20:36
  Speaker 9: Who are you?
• 20:37
  Speaker 6: I am?
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: got prank phone call by your wife Faith.
• 20:46
  Speaker 9: Say, that's why, that's why I shoot Rain and Dad number.
• 20:50
  Speaker 9: You don't getting it out in downstairs?
• 20:55
  Speaker 6: Paul, What is the baddest that I'm talking about? The
• 20:58
  Speaker 6: baddest radio show in the playing show. I was over
• 21:04
  Speaker 6: here just friend man fatal brain. The numbering now.
• 21:08
  Speaker 9: Moving, so I'm thinking they are looking forward, but they
• 21:12
  Speaker 9: union and.
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: Now you have it.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: I'll be back at the hour.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: Have you coming up next?
• 21:18
  Speaker 7: It is at the c l O with our Chief
• 21:21
  Speaker 7: Love Officer, Steve Harvey in the building right after this.
• 21:27
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• 21:30
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• 21:58
  Speaker 9: It is time.
• 22:01
  Speaker 7: To ask the c l O all right, first step
• 22:05
  Speaker 7: is trip Trip is in Columbus. Out of Columbus, he writes,
• 22:09
  Speaker 7: My wife and I are in our mid sixties and
• 22:11
  Speaker 7: she is into getting massages and wants to go to
• 22:14
  Speaker 7: the spot a couple of times a month.
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: Now.
• 22:16
  Speaker 7: I went with her a month. I went with her
• 22:18
  Speaker 7: one time, and I don't like people rubbing on me
• 22:21
  Speaker 7: like that. I don't like that she prefers for men
• 22:24
  Speaker 7: to do her massages, and I don't think that's appropriate.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: Is there a way to stop her from going?
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: No, don't ain't about it. Stop, Oh dog, it ain't
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: no way. You and your sixties. You don't like nobody
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: rubing on you. You you've been stop rubbing on her?
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: She going to the massage, Paul. Now I'm with you.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: I don't care for massages either. I've only had one.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: I like woman or man, male and female?
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: What?
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: No man for the that's he's a professional.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: Though, okive, but damn what a professor? Add I don't
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: want a professional boxer punching me in the face. So
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: I'll give a damn.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: If you a professional, but you're going to get a massage.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: I don't want a professional wrestler throwing my ass over
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: his head bag. I don't care that you a perfession.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: I don't want a professional stopping me. What the hell
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: profession got to do it? Ain't no man, ain't no man.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: Put all on his hand and start rubbing me. What
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: the hell man? Please not, Steve Harvey. Now, you call
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: that whatever you want to call it, and you can
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: get to call it. Y'all can get the texting and
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: and and and and and twitter in it. Steve, you
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: whatever you want. I said that, and I mean that.
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: That ain't happening.
• 23:50
  Speaker 7: So there's no way he can stop his wife from
• 23:52
  Speaker 7: going and getting massages from now.
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: And if you do massage me, I wanted to be
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: a very very unattractive woman.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: That's what I want, all right, Well I want I want.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: I want your name to be Hugle, moving on, Brunehilda.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: I want something like that.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: We have moved on. Lenita and Memphis says.
• 24:15
  Speaker 7: I'm a twenty seven year old single mother of twins
• 24:18
  Speaker 7: and the daddy and I recently broke up because he
• 24:21
  Speaker 7: cheated on me. He told me that he and the
• 24:23
  Speaker 7: girl are in love, and I called her so she
• 24:27
  Speaker 7: could hear the trends crying at the same time.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: Yes, I did that. I called her.
• 24:31
  Speaker 7: She fell out of love with him and apologized to me.
• 24:34
  Speaker 7: Now he's saying I'm evil?
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Was I wrong for that?
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: That's pretty that's a pretty slick move. Yeah, mean, do
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: you love what you did? I know you love Hill,
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: but do you know what your love has caused us
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: to do? First of all, he's young. You don't tell
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: a woman you're breaking up with that you were in
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: love with the other woman. Just that dog, go go
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: where you go. Don't don't try to rub salt in
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: the woman's wound and all this he'll make her And
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: how she got the other girl number? You call and
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: ask if I'm in love with the Houston. Yeah he got,
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: he got what coming, Yeah, he got, he got exactly
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: what was coming to him. Yeah, you were, You were
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: perfectly fine. What do you want to call you evil?
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: For evil? It's telling you I'm in love with somebody else,
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: and that's that's smart. And she's sitting there with a
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: baby in Yeah, just had twins. And then you're gonna
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: tell her not now all of a sudden you ain't
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: in love with her? That was evil?
• 25:34
  Speaker 6: Right?
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: Yes, no, baby, he was all right? Let him hear
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: your kids.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: Crying all right.
• 25:42
  Speaker 7: Moving on to Sherjuana and Nashville, Shauana writes, I've got
• 25:45
  Speaker 7: a problem with a coworker that likes to grab on
• 25:47
  Speaker 7: me and hit me when she talks.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: The more detailed her stories are, the more she likes
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: to touch me.
• 25:53
  Speaker 7: I'm very sarcastic, but she's not good at picking up
• 25:57
  Speaker 7: against So should I come right out and tell her
• 26:00
  Speaker 7: or punch her really hard the next time she grabs me?
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: I like option beat. That's why. Yeah, I like that
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: one right there. That's the person's gonna be a surprise.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: But then when you do it, when you see the
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: shock on her face, then you bust out laughing. Yeah,
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: I promise you would have stopped in I meet. I
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: prefer option beat. Yeah, sarcasm hasn't worked. I like option beat.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: Tell me a story from a distance. What you gonna
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: be doing right?
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: Exactly?
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 26:39
  Speaker 7: Last one, Steve, here's the last one. Mackenzie and Tampa says.
• 26:42
  Speaker 7: My father married a woman that moved into the house
• 26:45
  Speaker 7: I grew up in when my parents got divorced. I
• 26:49
  Speaker 7: went with my mom and it irritates me to see
• 26:52
  Speaker 7: her two children in my house. My dad is so insensitive.
• 26:56
  Speaker 7: Are my feelings justified? Should I stop visit?
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: Well, you feel what you want to feel. But that's
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: the house you grow up, grew up here. That ain't
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: your house. You ain't made one house payment your daddy
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: and bought that house. Now when your mama left you
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: with your mama, I ain't got nothing to do with that.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: That ain't what this question is about. And you're gonna
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: continue to feel some kind of way because that's the
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: house you grew up in. But in the words of
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: my daddy, you can either get over it or die
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: in your choice what you want to do. You want
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: to get over it or you want to die? Man,
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: what you want to do? That's I can't do nothing else.
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: I can call in law what you want me to
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: do it. I'm raiming on the side of the bed
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: all I can ain't coming down there. I call in
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: law what you want me to do here? That's all
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: I got for you.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: So questions Steve, you and your hypothetical.
• 27:54
  Speaker 7: Of course, you get divorced, your wife gets the house
• 27:58
  Speaker 7: in the divorce, she remarries her new husband and his
• 28:02
  Speaker 7: family moves into that house.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: What house the house that she got in the divorce.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: I know, but you left out the park. I know
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: you got the house, and can you tell me one
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: I just bought.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about the house that she had but she
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: won in the divorce. That's the one I'm talking about.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: But now wait, he's moving into.
• 28:22
  Speaker 7: What though, She's moving into the house that your ex
• 28:29
  Speaker 7: wife got in the divorce when you guys got divorced.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she got awarded the house and justifiably can lead that. Yes, well,
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: if I know a man that's finna moving now me
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: walking around on all the floors I paid for? Yes, yes,
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: couldn't cutting no light switches that I put in there
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: sitting up in my office.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: Yes, and you're married one?
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: Oh no, no, see that that home no longer exists.
• 29:02
  Speaker 7: All right, we have to move on now, coming up
• 29:05
  Speaker 7: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: She's Steve Harvey Martin show man at my wheel reading.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: I just want you to know that the majority of
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: people there present will be crying harder at the wheel
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: reading than they asked was at the news that I'm
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: gone gonna repeat this. There will be people at the
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: wheel reading that will be crying harder they was when
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: they got the news that I was gone. Marjorie even
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: asked me at one point, she said, Steve Harvey, are
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: you serious? My response was as comedic as I could.
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: Dead serious, dead serious.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: You haven't answered Tommy's question? Which house is he?
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: Ahew wants to Tommy looking for any property of any kind.
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: He will be one at the wheel reading crying.
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: Up.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: What is one of the things you would put on
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: your bucket list?
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: Go?
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: Uh camping out for one solid week?
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, come on, Tommy.
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: All hit it. How you like your steak? Cook? Medium?
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: I think that was a question, he asked, Right then,
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: come on, let's go here with your fire.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: Who do you admire the most? Uh, living or dead,
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: it don't matter.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: Beautiful, Come all right, rapid fire. If a movie was
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: made of your life, who would play you?
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: Mike Epps?
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: That time really be damn.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: Right here?
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: He's what see he's too short.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: The damn movie.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: The movies make everyone look tall, though.
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: The hell they gonna walk on the peach, create the
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: whole damn one. When you go up down stage and
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: he's standing there with the microphone, Well, I ain't gonna
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: have them little their clothes, Steve, if.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: You could trade lives with anyone for a day, who
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: would it be?
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: And why? Oh wow, that's a hard one. If I
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: could trade lives with anybody for a day or a day?
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: Oh man?
• 31:40
  Speaker 6: Or you know you want to be over here?
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: Well he wants to be?
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: You tell me?
• 31:48
  Speaker 6: Is that for a day?
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: What thing about it? If I was you for a day,
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: when I got back to me, I'd be a lot
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: more grateful. That might that idea? Yeah? Man? Who would
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: I be if I could be somebody for a day?
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: Jeff Bezos?
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: No, not for a day. Back to my poe ass light.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: You got one hundred and thirty some billion dollars, Then
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: you get back to me, You're gonna feel real pop.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: Really No, I don't need to go through that.
• 32:21
  Speaker 6: Huh.
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: Okay. What is your favorite joke that I've ever heard
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: or just your favorite? Oh, my favorite joke I've ever
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: written or heard? The best joke I've ever written? Man,
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: I would say the joke that has meant the most.
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: Two jokes have meant the most to my career. The
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: joke that I did on Apollo the first night which
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: caused him to bring me back when Mike Tyson got
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: hit in eye THEO and then what I did as
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: a joke, but it turned out to be one of
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: the most relevant pieces I wrote. I know it was
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: an introductions Yeah, that one. Those two jokes were life
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: class for me.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: Come on, Carlo A here you five mode was better
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: than that.
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: Okay, JUNR what's what's okay? Each one of y'all? What's
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: your favorite joke I've ever done?
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: Yes? I think, hands down? Ste Yeah, will.
• 33:28
  Speaker 11: Will you wait a minute when it Turner spoke to
• 33:32
  Speaker 11: all of America?
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: Yes, but I like, but I do like oh Jake,
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: Oh j the ray Karoom, the piece after Titanic.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: The Titanic was good.
• 33:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and white have wonderful one wonderful, Yes, yes, yes, wonderful.
• 34:01
  Speaker 11: People just have a couple of days.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, we do.
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: You've got man, Michael Clark, Do you paid when I
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: found ten million dollars? Because I was on him about
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: being a planning of the apes. When I asked might
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: come in, he said ten million dollars? I was. I said,
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: for four million, I be the best blank blank monkey
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: you ever seen. I'd be such a good monkey. Black
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: people be shame on my hands. Look at your big
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: little I asked that you ain't got to act that good.
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: A damn monkey. I'm at school doing all that I can.
• 34:40
  Speaker 8: I can I ask for some Yeah? Can WILLI Turner
• 34:43
  Speaker 8: be our closing remarks today?
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: Birthday?
• 34:48
  Speaker 12: Man?
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man, that'd be slip if we could play the
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: Willie Turner bit.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: I was thinking your closing remarks too? Was your introduction
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: to Christ that.
• 35:00
  Speaker 6: That was good?
• 35:00
  Speaker 8: Well, let's play will it if we do willing now?
• 35:05
  Speaker 8: We do willing right now hold on and then do
• 35:10
  Speaker 8: the Lord at the end. But willing now, Lord at
• 35:13
  Speaker 8: the end. We got something?
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: What can I give? What you think?
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 35:17
  Speaker 12: I like?
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: Can I give you another? That person to my heart
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: that I'm steve?
• 35:20
  Speaker 12: You do?
• 35:21
  Speaker 11: You don't come to bed like you used to. You
• 35:26
  Speaker 11: don't even know that you ain't got that spark in
• 35:29
  Speaker 11: your relationship that that.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: Ain't that no more? Because you don't come to bed
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: like you used to? Man, where you get that from?
• 35:37
  Speaker 7: What?
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: Classic?
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: Living? Living? Watching? My My aunt came out of the
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: back room one time we was over the house and
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: I saw what she had on. I said, Lord, no
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: wonder my uncle thorn't like I can't stand you don't
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: get drunk and that I can't stand, I said, man
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: like unclear I'm know what's wrong class. She came out
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: the bedroom one night. I went over, Man, Man, she
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: had a hunting out ship head and wrapped up man
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: one dog hunting out fit. Ma'am cameo and thick socks
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: and flattening the robe. They had a little night in
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: front of her. Because she had gained so much weight,
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: she couldn't make a bowl no more. Man. She looked crazy,
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: had some cream on her face.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: I said, Man, wow, Man, I felt bath more.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: I said, Man. I was nine and I realized, said
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  Speaker 2: he should leave her relationship this. You don't need to
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: go to this.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: She was always deep.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: I understood my my uncle, I said, Man, I can't
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: stand her ass. I said, Man, I'm Claire nice Pohn.
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: Claire came out of the back room one night. I went,
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: I see it. You should leave.
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  Speaker 7: It is time now for a rounded Would you rather
• 37:38
  Speaker 7: Would you rather get brain freeze from something cold or
• 37:42
  Speaker 7: burn your tongue from something hot?
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: No, no, give me that brain freeze, that going freeze.
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, thirty second, Yeah, I'm going free And you
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: want to shoot yourself tongue right now? You want to
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: shoot yourself with that brain free woo because it's because
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: you know, have you ever done it to yourself twice?
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: Back to back, back to back? Yes? Over somebody? Well yeah, god,
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: it be right right in the corner of your nose
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: and your eyes right I'm talking about man. Well I
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: be warning up. Yeah, and they do it again.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, just get right now. It was miserable, all right.
• 38:28
  Speaker 7: Would you rather spend your life savings to save a
• 38:31
  Speaker 7: dying friend or would you rather keep it for your
• 38:34
  Speaker 7: future needs?
• 38:35
  Speaker 8: Oh oh they got to go and get up out here. No, no,
• 38:42
  Speaker 8: my life savings friend is dying friend. They put themselves
• 38:48
  Speaker 8: in that situation. I didn't do that to them.
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: What you right now?
• 38:54
  Speaker 6: He's right?
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: Do you want my life saving?
• 38:57
  Speaker 6: He's right?
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, a couple of hundred thousand wife and kids to
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: take care of. I can't give you this, and you
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: don't drink yourself to your to your damn living and
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: work for damn. I told drinking weeds in school in
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: instead of being drinking your They can't even they can't
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: even find a liver for your hand, your kiddy. And
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: I'm saying, oh what I got a couple of hundred dius.
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: What you want to do? What you want?
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: We're moving on. Yeah, learn say hey, I.
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: Know I know some gray market people can get the
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: kidney over here Friday. What you want to do? Yeah?
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: Would you my life savings?
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: Would you rather shave now?
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: Now we all die?
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've moved on.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: If you can, well, no, no, I'm just you look
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: area want to pick up from colors?
• 39:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: Would you rather shave or wax?
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: Uh?
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: Huh?
• 39:53
  Speaker 7: Would you rather shave your private area or would you
• 39:57
  Speaker 7: rather have it wax out?
• 40:00
  Speaker 6: Well?
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: I ain't never had a wax, but I've seen it
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: and it's just no way. It's just not gonna help me. See. No,
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: we're not finna do this here, man, because that I
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: just say.
• 40:14
  Speaker 7: All right, last one, would you rather have jumbo ears
• 40:17
  Speaker 7: or a massive nose?
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: God? Oh God, I think they talk to you. Yeah,
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: we're gonna let you. We're gonna let you answer this.
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: Big ain't no problem. I got a massive nose. But
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: you know your face is growing daily. J Don't you
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: know you're getting more and more faced every day because
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: your hairline is heading back? He back about your youth, man,
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: you got a whole lot safe right now. I got
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: a job on him his ass. No, but your face
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: is f.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: That's today's.
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: Coming up.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: More of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
• 40:51
  Speaker 6: What's going on?
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: This is Kevin Hart and I want to thank everybody
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: for listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: It is time now to.
• 40:58
  Speaker 7: Check Steve's voicemail and if you want to leave a
• 41:00
  Speaker 7: message for Steve, call him eight seven seven twenty nine.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: Steve. All right, Steve, this first caller has a spiritual
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: question for you.
• 41:08
  Speaker 13: Good evening, Steve. Thank you so much for sharing your
• 41:11
  Speaker 13: inspirational relationship with God with the world. My question is simple,
• 41:16
  Speaker 13: how does one stop longing for something that God has
• 41:19
  Speaker 13: obviously said no to that particular question. Thank you by bye.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: That's a question. That's everybody's dilemma. We want what we want, Yeah,
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: that's everybody's delima. And then also sometimes what you want, Jess,
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: is in the form of temptation. You know, it's not
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: always longing for something you ask God for He told
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: you no. Sometimes God makes moves he know you wouldn't
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: make because he heard conversations you didn't hear, and He
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: made decisions that you just not gonna make for the
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: better of yourself. Example, I want this relationship to work
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: with this person. God know that ain't the one you need.
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: So sometimes He don't aid you in doing that. Now
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: you can run off and do it yourself, but you're
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: gonna get beat up. He not coming back. You quit
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: asking God for him to come back. He not coming
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: back now, ain't got nothing to do with God. The
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: dude you want and made a decision that he don't
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: want you. Now, once you keep asking God for him
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: for instead, you should ask God for somebody that want you.
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: So sometimes and I had to learn this myself. The
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: thing that I'm asking God for that I keep getting
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: a know to is for a reason. Yeah, and it's
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: usually been because God has something better for me. But
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: you got to open up yourself to the better and
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: stop thinking you got the answer. You can't ask God
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: to bless you and then tell him how to do it.
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: That's just that.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: Uh huh, all right, you've got a preach up in here.
• 43:02
  Speaker 7: You met a minister, all right, this caller, all right.
• 43:08
  Speaker 7: Last week we had a colo question, Steve.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: It was about the uh.
• 43:12
  Speaker 7: It was from the married woman who had emailed us.
• 43:14
  Speaker 7: She asked us if she was wrong because she purchased
• 43:18
  Speaker 7: Raider season football tickets but change them from her husband's
• 43:21
  Speaker 7: name to her name after he told her he preferred
• 43:24
  Speaker 7: attending the games with his boys instead of going with her.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: So this caller has a comment about that.
• 43:30
  Speaker 10: Hey, Steve, come listening your radio show this morning, and
• 43:34
  Speaker 10: I agree with you. My husband is one of the
• 43:37
  Speaker 10: three brothers.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: The brothers need to be Togebo.
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: Sometimes just for men.
• 43:42
  Speaker 9: I'm okay with him hanging with his brothers.
• 43:44
  Speaker 10: You don't need me around all the time.
• 43:46
  Speaker 12: We didn't gather once in four seven, seven days a week.
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: Let that man have some men time.
• 43:51
  Speaker 10: If you don't, you want to drive him crazy.
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: And you gonna want to know why he ain't home.
• 43:56
  Speaker 10: Boy, he's coming home and go straight to leave. These
• 43:58
  Speaker 10: woman needs to let her loose. You want to hang
• 44:00
  Speaker 10: with your girls, Hang with your girls.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: You don't ask to come.
• 44:04
  Speaker 12: I love it when my husband hang with his brothers.
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: Let them men have that many time.
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: Y'all have a good day, because listen, everybody needs me time. Yeah. Say,
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: when I tell my wife I'm going on the golf trip,
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: she want to be talking little can I go?
• 44:25
  Speaker 12: No?
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: She know I don't want her to go right now.
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: I want to go play golf, talk trash, get through,
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: go eat without showering. Then I want to take a shower.
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: All these speeches you got, you've been playing golf. I'm
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: hungry now, I'm hungry. Now, I'm hungry now and now
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: here she come? She'd have walked in the room. I
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: do want to go. Well, you ain't. You ain't get
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: out of this studio, Marjorie, you're not going to play golf.
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: You are not going to play golf. No, you don't
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: want to go to not going? I want to talk,
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: want to shower when you asked me to shout, Now,
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: why don't you take a shower first? You'll enjoy your
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: food better.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: Who need a.
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: Shower to enjoy it?
• 45:27
  Speaker 6: Man?
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: Can we go to break?
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's about that time. We love all right?
• 45:37
  Speaker 9: All right?
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: Coming up next it is the Nephew today's break phone call.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this.
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: Hey is Kevin Hart?
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: Hold tight?
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: The nephew has another prank call coming up next.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 45:53
  Speaker 7: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour, it's
• 45:55
  Speaker 7: my strawberry letter for today and the subject is he's
• 45:59
  Speaker 7: padding and everything. We'll get into that find out what
• 46:03
  Speaker 7: that's all about right after this. But right now it
• 46:07
  Speaker 7: is time for the nephew and today's bring phone call.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: What you got for his nept You.
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: Know what, Shirley Junior caller.
• 46:16
  Speaker 12: You know.
• 46:17
  Speaker 8: It's you know, it kills me that you can't give
• 46:21
  Speaker 8: some men a compliment, you know what I mean. It
• 46:24
  Speaker 8: bothers me when you when you when you just you
• 46:27
  Speaker 8: just freely want to let them know something.
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean. Some of them can't take that,
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: you know, and and and you know you ladies on
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: the show.
• 46:34
  Speaker 8: I just want to ask her if I was to
• 46:36
  Speaker 8: call your husband, and all I said was your wife
• 46:42
  Speaker 8: is fine as hell?
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: Now?
• 46:44
  Speaker 12: Is that?
• 46:44
  Speaker 7: Is that?
• 46:46
  Speaker 12: Now?
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: Is that a Is that a problem?
• 46:48
  Speaker 6: Absolutely?
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: Problem? Do it?
• 46:51
  Speaker 12: You know what?
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, don't do that? Okay, all right, all right,
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: all right, Well.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: Ask you a question.
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: I want you to.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: Call you and telling you that your wife fine. That's
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: why I want you to call call See how that's
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: gonna go for a year.
• 47:19
  Speaker 8: Man, We're gonna we're gonna call this brother right here, y'all,
• 47:22
  Speaker 8: let me know after the prank what you think your
• 47:24
  Speaker 8: wife is trying as hell?
• 47:26
  Speaker 12: Come on, cat, Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Daryl.
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is Daryl.
• 47:31
  Speaker 6: What's this?
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: And Daryl?
• 47:33
  Speaker 10: All you doing?
• 47:33
  Speaker 12: My name is Alonzo Man. I work for a liquor
• 47:36
  Speaker 12: distributing company. I do a liquor distribution How you doing today?
• 47:41
  Speaker 10: I'm pretty good. I'm pretty good man.
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: What can I do for you? Hey?
• 47:44
  Speaker 12: We're we're putting together a big, big event man with vodka,
• 47:50
  Speaker 12: and they're throwing They're throwing a huge, cool party. And
• 47:53
  Speaker 12: like I say, I've been I'm in the liquor business man.
• 47:56
  Speaker 12: I've been doing it for for quite some years now.
• 47:58
  Speaker 12: And you know, we're alway trying to do different type
• 48:01
  Speaker 12: of publicity and really get the hype up. And what
• 48:05
  Speaker 12: we're trying to do, man, is really get people to
• 48:07
  Speaker 12: come out to this bashing party. Because it's the first
• 48:10
  Speaker 12: quarter of twenty twenty. We wanted to be a one
• 48:12
  Speaker 12: to remember. And uh, I know, no, no, no, no, no, no,
• 48:18
  Speaker 12: no no no, you're I go to the bank, I
• 48:22
  Speaker 12: go to the bank where your where your wife's works
• 48:24
  Speaker 12: at Kindre And Okay, what we're trying to do is
• 48:29
  Speaker 12: have I mean, we want our fire and slash poster
• 48:32
  Speaker 12: to be something really, really memorable, something that's going to
• 48:35
  Speaker 12: really draw people in and okay, have this. This thing's
• 48:39
  Speaker 12: gonna be all over social media, the whole nine yard.
• 48:41
  Speaker 12: So we're trying to see. You know, a buddy of
• 48:44
  Speaker 12: mine told me he kind of knew of you or
• 48:47
  Speaker 12: had a had a number on you, and I was like, cool,
• 48:49
  Speaker 12: let me reach out to him. He told me you
• 48:51
  Speaker 12: were Kendrim's husband.
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: So I want to have my husband.
• 48:54
  Speaker 10: So I don't understand what my wife's got to do
• 48:56
  Speaker 10: with this whole thing.
• 48:57
  Speaker 12: Okay, what I'm trying to do is see if you
• 48:59
  Speaker 12: were cool with Kindri being on our flyer man, because
• 49:03
  Speaker 12: your wife is finish. So we want to put her
• 49:05
  Speaker 12: on the flyer.
• 49:06
  Speaker 10: And what you mean my wife is finish what you
• 49:10
  Speaker 10: mean by what you're gonna call me up and talk
• 49:12
  Speaker 10: about my wife? N it's wrong with you, brother, brother.
• 49:16
  Speaker 12: This this it's a respect thing I'm giving you. I'm
• 49:18
  Speaker 12: giving you crops. It's crops and I'm.
• 49:21
  Speaker 10: Prop it out what you need, man, because you don't
• 49:23
  Speaker 10: sound right.
• 49:24
  Speaker 12: So we're trying to get your wife. We want to
• 49:26
  Speaker 12: give her through a photo shoot at a bikini so
• 49:29
  Speaker 12: we can put it.
• 49:31
  Speaker 6: Hell, no, you ain't using my wife and no bikini.
• 49:34
  Speaker 10: To put on no fly you want your damn mind.
• 49:37
  Speaker 9: That's my wife.
• 49:38
  Speaker 11: Man, respect me.
• 49:40
  Speaker 12: Okay, okay, okay, okay, hold on man, hold on, man,
• 49:43
  Speaker 12: Why are you tripping like this?
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: Bro?
• 49:44
  Speaker 12: Why are you tripping like my wife?
• 49:45
  Speaker 10: My wife ain't gonna be in no damn the fly
• 49:48
  Speaker 10: for the party? Man?
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: What the you think? This is wrong with you? Okay?
• 49:53
  Speaker 12: Br Bruck you know what, man, I tried to call
• 49:56
  Speaker 12: you and give you the respect I mean I'll do.
• 49:59
  Speaker 10: Don't sound like well well.
• 50:01
  Speaker 12: Okay, look I didn't call from no argument. I'll just
• 50:03
  Speaker 12: I'll just talk to Kindred when I go to the
• 50:05
  Speaker 12: place depart and see if she want to do.
• 50:07
  Speaker 10: Oh, you're gonna go to my wife job at the bank,
• 50:09
  Speaker 10: that's what you're gonna do.
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 50:10
  Speaker 10: I'm just going under there because I'll be that too,
• 50:12
  Speaker 10: and I don't make a deposit with my foot and yo.
• 50:15
  Speaker 12: Yeah, okay, okay, hold on, man, we were playing. We're
• 50:18
  Speaker 12: paying five thousand dollars for the photos.
• 50:21
  Speaker 10: I can't what you paying. No amount of money's gonna
• 50:24
  Speaker 10: let me put my wife, the mother of my children,
• 50:27
  Speaker 10: on the poster and no fortinny. I don't care how
• 50:30
  Speaker 10: much you're paying. Kiss my ass before.
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: I'll let you do that.
• 50:33
  Speaker 12: Okay, okay, bro Okay, So I ain't gonna really go
• 50:38
  Speaker 12: back and forth. What you mean I was calling you
• 50:40
  Speaker 12: trying to be a man? Okay, Well I'm trying to
• 50:44
  Speaker 12: be man a man with you and just you know,
• 50:45
  Speaker 12: throw the opportunity at you.
• 50:47
  Speaker 6: Now you throwing it back up.
• 50:48
  Speaker 12: Me was with disrespect.
• 50:50
  Speaker 10: I wouldn't show any for my wife to be a
• 50:52
  Speaker 10: side now. No, I don't want none of that, okay, man, No.
• 50:56
  Speaker 12: Your wife finding hell.
• 50:57
  Speaker 6: People are like, oh, you.
• 50:58
  Speaker 10: Need to quit telling me how far my wife is. Okay,
• 51:02
  Speaker 10: who gave you my phone number in the first place?
• 51:06
  Speaker 12: I've got hey man, evidently that's all Mulling pointed, just
• 51:10
  Speaker 12: all right, that don't even matter at this point. The
• 51:12
  Speaker 12: boy day, okay, you want the instrum on the table
• 51:15
  Speaker 12: is I want to take some senses of kid.
• 51:17
  Speaker 10: Let me know when you plan on going to my
• 51:20
  Speaker 10: wife's job at the bank, let me know, and you're
• 51:22
  Speaker 10: gonna bring your black heads down there so I can
• 51:24
  Speaker 10: be there. Okay. Nobody calls another brother up talking about
• 51:27
  Speaker 10: how fine his wife says, Okay, I told you know now,
• 51:31
  Speaker 10: you should have get stopped right there, but you're gonna
• 51:33
  Speaker 10: keep all talking or brought my wife.
• 51:36
  Speaker 12: Okay, So let me say this though. Tell me is
• 51:38
  Speaker 12: the one that says your wife was fine as hell,
• 51:41
  Speaker 12: that's the one brought all in So I said you
• 51:43
  Speaker 12: at the meeting. Tommy is the one that said your
• 51:45
  Speaker 12: wife was flying at hell?
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: Though?
• 51:47
  Speaker 12: Tell me, just tell me Tommy said your wife is
• 51:51
  Speaker 12: fighting as hell.
• 51:52
  Speaker 10: That's what Tody can get hit to.
• 51:54
  Speaker 12: Who what Tommy, you don't you take your wife to
• 51:57
  Speaker 12: work in the morning, Let me know, and you're gonna.
• 51:59
  Speaker 10: Bring ye down there.
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 52:01
  Speaker 12: Now, what y'all be What y'all be listening to on
• 52:04
  Speaker 12: the way to work? What radio stations, y'all be listening to.
• 52:07
  Speaker 6: We've been listening.
• 52:14
  Speaker 12: Now tell me, baby, see how.
• 52:21
  Speaker 10: You wouldn't about to get your.
• 52:26
  Speaker 12: Hey man, your wife Kencrier got me to praik you bro, wait.
• 52:31
  Speaker 10: Till my wife.
• 52:36
  Speaker 12: Got my blood pressures up. Oh man, she told me,
• 52:41
  Speaker 12: she said, we listen to y'all every morning on the
• 52:43
  Speaker 12: way to word. He drops me off and he goes
• 52:45
  Speaker 12: to work. She said, Tommy, you've got to get it.
• 52:48
  Speaker 12: I said, you got Let me know what what do
• 52:50
  Speaker 12: he love the most?
• 52:51
  Speaker 10: She say me, I don't know about that right now?
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: After talk?
• 52:57
  Speaker 12: We love you man, oh man, we love you back. Baby,
• 53:01
  Speaker 12: keep listening to Steve Harby morning. So tell me this, brother,
• 53:03
  Speaker 12: what is the baddest radio show in the land?
• 53:06
  Speaker 6: Man?
• 53:06
  Speaker 7: What is it?
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: Darn?
• 53:07
  Speaker 10: It's Steve Harvey with nephew talking.
• 53:13
  Speaker 6: What come on?
• 53:16
  Speaker 8: Man?
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: But but but that's the job, y'all. The job is
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  Speaker 2: to play too much. The job is to push it
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  Speaker 2: to the limit.
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  Speaker 7: What what what?
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  Speaker 2: Your wife is fine as hell down?
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  Speaker 1: What what the job?
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  Speaker 6: That job?
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  Speaker 7: I love it.
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  Speaker 1: All right, nephew, thank you.
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  Speaker 7: It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if
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  Speaker 7: Thank you nephew. Subject he's patting everything here. Stephen Shirley.
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  Speaker 7: I'm a forty two year old woman and I met
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  Speaker 7: a man that lied about his age and other things.
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  Speaker 7: When I met him, he's six ' four and very
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  Speaker 7: nice looking with curly hair, but he's very skinny. He
• 56:28
  Speaker 7: had a large groin area and I couldn't help but
• 56:31
  Speaker 7: see it since he is such a tall man. We
• 56:34
  Speaker 7: met in a grocery store and he was staring at
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  Speaker 7: me for a long time, and then he finally spoke
• 56:40
  Speaker 7: and said, my beauty had him mesmerized. We exchange numbers
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  Speaker 7: and a few days later I met him out for
• 56:46
  Speaker 7: a drink. I would have preferred to go to dinner,
• 56:49
  Speaker 7: but that's not what he offered on our first date.
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  Speaker 7: That's when he started laying it on thick with the lies.
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  Speaker 7: He said he's forty eight years old and he played
• 57:00
  Speaker 7: ball in college, but he didn't get a chance to
• 57:02
  Speaker 7: go pro because he hurt his foot. He said his
• 57:05
  Speaker 7: home is getting renovated, so he's staying in one of
• 57:09
  Speaker 7: his rental properties. He never told me what he does
• 57:12
  Speaker 7: for a living, but he says he dabbles in the
• 57:15
  Speaker 7: stock market. I loved getting to know him, so I
• 57:18
  Speaker 7: continued to hang out with him. After about two months,
• 57:22
  Speaker 7: I was ready to be intimate with him. As he
• 57:25
  Speaker 7: got undressed, I noticed his underwear had a cup like
• 57:29
  Speaker 7: feature in the front, and that was the bulge I
• 57:32
  Speaker 7: always saw. I asked him about his underwear and he
• 57:35
  Speaker 7: told me that a lot of men wear those to
• 57:37
  Speaker 7: protect themselves. He also had on an undershirt, a black
• 57:42
  Speaker 7: T shirt and a button front shirt and explained that
• 57:46
  Speaker 7: he likes to pad his chest because he is skinny.
• 57:49
  Speaker 7: We ended up doing the do and he was small
• 57:52
  Speaker 7: and terrible.
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  Speaker 1: Since that night.
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  Speaker 7: Since that night, he's admitted that he's sixty four. He
• 58:02
  Speaker 7: works as a custodial manager. He never played basketball, and
• 58:06
  Speaker 7: he's never been to college. It's clear that he does
• 58:09
  Speaker 7: not have a house either. Since he has come clean
• 58:12
  Speaker 7: about the lies, should I give him a chance to
• 58:14
  Speaker 7: prove himself or break it off? Well, I think he's
• 58:18
  Speaker 7: already proven himself. He doesn't tell the truth, and not
• 58:22
  Speaker 7: just little lies. He tells his big, elaborate lies. He
• 58:25
  Speaker 7: didn't tell you the truth about anything, So how can
• 58:28
  Speaker 7: you trust him now? He told you he was forty eight,
• 58:31
  Speaker 7: he's sixty four. Men may lie about a lot of things,
• 58:35
  Speaker 7: but they usually they usually don't lie about their age.
• 58:39
  Speaker 7: Everything he told you was a lie. And the thing
• 58:42
  Speaker 7: about it is is that he didn't have to do
• 58:45
  Speaker 7: that when people lie. It serves only them, only them,
• 58:49
  Speaker 7: because they don't give you a chance to make an
• 58:51
  Speaker 7: informed decision, and it leaves you no options. It's selfish
• 58:55
  Speaker 7: on their part because they're just trying to get what
• 58:57
  Speaker 7: they want.
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: You said he's terrible in bed and small. Wow, you
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: said that.
• 59:04
  Speaker 7: But even with all of that and all of the
• 59:07
  Speaker 7: lies going against him, you continue to go out with him,
• 59:10
  Speaker 7: and you want to give him another chance. That's what
• 59:12
  Speaker 7: you're asking us. You like him and you're torn right now.
• 59:15
  Speaker 7: I'm glad he came clean and finally told you the truth,
• 59:19
  Speaker 7: if that really is the truth. But I say, when
• 59:21
  Speaker 7: the red flags show up, you have to pay attention.
• 59:24
  Speaker 7: Pay attention to what he does, Okay, what he does
• 59:28
  Speaker 7: right now, not what he says, because that will determine
• 59:32
  Speaker 7: how you should move forward. Every lie he told you
• 59:35
  Speaker 7: in the beginning was a red flag. Hopefully he's changed
• 59:38
  Speaker 7: for the good now, hopefully Steve im possible.
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: Im possible. Ladies, you all have got to start listening
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: to what a man is saying to you, because what
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: he is saying to you and doing to you sink
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: up immediately. Let me say this to y'all, what a
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: man is saying to you and doing to you. It
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: has to link up e immediately. If it doesn't link
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: up immediately, you are in for what you always end
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: up being for a surprise. Stephen Cheryl, I'm a forty
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  Speaker 2: two old woman. I met a man that lied about
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: his age and other things. When I met him. He's
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: six foot four and very nice looking. Okay, ain't no
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: problem currently hair, But he was skinny, see that button skinny.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: He had a large growing area, and I couldn't help
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: it since he's such a tall man. So what you're trying,
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: It was just right there.
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  Speaker 6: Huh.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: He's six four U five to two. He was right there.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: He was right there. Okay.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: She said she couldn't help, but.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: She couldn't help when I'm down here in the grocery store,
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: I'm I'm our level with the handle on the grocery car.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: All I saw was Lord have mercy six folk, and
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: he had on some pridate platform shoes. So now he
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: bout probably six six six self. Oh yeah. Oh and Tommy,
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: by the way, probably got a new shoe out with
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: a heavy platform and Soloh yeah, get you a few pairs,
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: get it in all. What I just thought of that
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: you know, get him in all the colors, and you
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: didn't look lost thing him too once you got big
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: ass feet, so it'll work out. We met at the
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 2: grocery store. He was standing at me for a long time,
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: said it's beauty, my beauty messarzs. Y'all exchanged them a
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: few lads now here we go. We met him out
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: for a drink. I would have preferred to go to dinner,
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: but that's not where he offered. Our first date is
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: when he started laying it on thick with the lies. Remember,
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: I said, listen to what a man says, and it
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: has to sink up with what he does. He said
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: he's funny years old, played Barley College but didn't get
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: a chance to go pro.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 6: Now.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: He also told you he dabbles into stock market. He
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: has rental properties. I'm just saying this. I'm getting the
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: head of the letter. He gonna tell you he dabbles
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: in this talk he got rental properties. But did all
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: y'all getting was drinks? All right, hang on, you'll see that.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: We'll get back to your response.
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  Speaker 7: let's recap today's Strawberry letter. The subject is he's patting everything.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: Everything, but you gotta watch what they say. Ladies for
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: the watch, listen to what a man says and has
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: to line up with what he does immediately. Immediately, she
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: met this dude sixfold, nice looking, big package, so she
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: thought he's six fold, so she couldn't help but notice it.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: He tall, he's skiddy, he got curly hair. He said,
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: your beauty mesmerizing. Y'all exchange numbers. A few days later,
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: he asked you out. I met him out for a
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: drink you wanted to go to dinner. But that's not
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: what he offered our first date. It's when he started
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 2: laying it on thick with the list. He said, he's
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: forty eight years old. He played ball in college, but
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: it didn't get a chance to go because it hurt
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: his foot. He said his home is getting renovated, so
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: he's staying in one of his rental properties. Okay, one
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: of us, but y'all just having drinks. Though. He never
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: told me what he does for a living, but he
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 2: said he dabbles in the stock mark. I love getting
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: to know him, so I continue to hang out with him.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: After about two months, I was ready to be intimate
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: with him. As he got undressed, I noticed his underwear
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: had a cup like feature in the front. And that
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: was the bulge. I that was the budge I always saw.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 12: What is that?
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: I asked about his underwear? He told me A lot
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: of me and wadows to protect themselves. Not the only
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: thing me and where to protect themselves is when they
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: play in sports or boxing, and it's called the cup.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: You can see it on all football players uniforms, got
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: every last one of them wearing cup. Don't nobody wear
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: that in their dress? Paints nobody and if he that
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: tall and skiddy, what is he protecting it from? What
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: is he doing? But right there it was a clue
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: because you found out later on what he really did.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: So now you find out why he needed a cup.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: A lot of men don't wear that that. A lot
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 2: of men is just blessed?
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: Are we going there now?
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: I mean it's a lot of men's blessed. That's what
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: she's talking about. She has do all men do that
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: and all. So when y'all was getting naked, he had
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: on an undershirt, a black T shirt and a button
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: up shirt. He's saying, that's a lot. He said what
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: he said, he likes to pass his chest because he's skinny.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: That a lot of shirts. We ended up doing the
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 2: do and he was small and terrible. Since that night,
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 2: he's admitted, now here we go, he's six four. See,
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: you know where he got that. He's sixty four. He
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: admitted he's sixty four. You know where he got that
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: from because you said he was six folk. See, so
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: he just kept that information. That's true. But he told
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: you he was forty eight years old. He works as
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: a custodio manager. Thus explained the cup. See when you
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: you might fall on the bucket, helder, you're gonna need
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: that cup. You slip down them steps and hit that railing.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 2: You need that cup. One of them little kids at
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 2: the elementary school get tired. I'm tired. You missed hal
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: barm and blast you what you dead in your zipper?
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: You need that cup. Because he ain't a janitor, he
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: the custodian. See, he ain't tell you where he worked
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: at because he worked down at the school. He said,
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: he's a one er custodio manager. He the only one.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: Ain't but one janitor at the school. He the only one,
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: so he managed hisself. He never played basketball and never
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: been to college. So now he ain't athletic, but he
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: wear an athletic cup. And he ain't got no education,
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 2: no chance for further advancement. It's clear he does not
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: have a house either. Yeah, that's clear. When y'all just
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 2: had them drinks and he was staying in one of
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: his rental properties because you can't go over there. Since
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: he's come clean about the live, should I give him
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: a chance to prove himself a break. He's already proven himself. Ladies,
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  Speaker 2: stop electing red flags. Stop this is a red flag,
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  Speaker 2: six foot fold, curly hair, forty eight, played ball, hurt
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: his foot, he got rental properties, dabbling the stock market.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 2: Truth of the matter is he's sixty four. Now, how
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: you let this man tell you with forty eight and
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 2: he's sixty four when they started pulling them old ass
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 2: clothes off. Look at his outfits. Look at his outfit.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 2: You aren't paying no attention most sixty four year old
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: dudes unless they fly.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 3: Now.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: A lot of fly brothers out there. I see them
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: all the time, cats that I admire. When I see
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: him dressed up, he ain't it. He can't play ball,
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: He even broke it, little fragile last foot. He ain't
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: got no education, no chance for advancement. He a janitor
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: down at the school and ain't nothing wrong that. But
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: you just collect the red flag and d just started line.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 2: He not fitting to stop lied. This is a red flash.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 2: He don't lie about everything. You don't think it's some
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: mo lies coming have to be on your mind. You
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: could ask me more about this letter. If you won't,
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 2: you will we come back.
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  Speaker 2: pad and everything he tossk in it. She's attracted to
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  Speaker 2: the cup that he has in the front of his package.
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  Speaker 2: She said she was attracted by the bulge. She didn't
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  Speaker 2: know it was a sculpe a sculpture that she's He
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  Speaker 2: said he couldn't go pro because it hurt his foot.
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  Speaker 2: And she don't know what he did for a living.
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  Speaker 2: He said he dabbling the stock market. And he not
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 2: at his regular house right now because he's staying in
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 2: one of his rental problems.
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  Speaker 7: She said he had a large groin area and I
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 7: couldn't help. But see it since here she couldn't help
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 7: this man.
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  Speaker 2: Well, he's six folks. She fired to right there with
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 2: a grocery card in her hand, just knocking over the
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 2: handleball on grocery car. What else is right there? Well,
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 2: they go home, they trade numbers, and finally she started
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 2: liking they getting nicked. He got on four shirts because
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: he liked to pat his chest because he's because he's skinny.
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  Speaker 2: He got four shirts on. Then he pulled his pants down.
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  Speaker 2: You know, the drawers had a cup in the front.
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  Speaker 2: He said, a lot of men wear that to protect theyself.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 2: You don't wear a cup unless you play sports, football,
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 2: box and stuff like that. You have on the cup
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: and you hell no, But he got but he wears
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 2: because of his job is come to find out, he
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: a janitor.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 3: So he.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and but the only reason he the manager because
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 2: he the custodian, and he the only one worked there,
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: so he managed herself. So now he said, I know
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 2: how to do this here and ain't nothing to this dude.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 2: And now he got to wear that cup because he
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: was slipped on that mop handle bucket before and and
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: damn here'll send his children in heaven early. So now
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: that's why he weded cook.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 7: I gotta ask you something, though, Steve. Do men lie
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 7: about their age? I've just never know.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 12: I don't.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 2: I'm too famous for that. I don't know. I really
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: don't know a lot of men to lie about that.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: No, No, that's what I really don't.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure they do. But why would you do that?
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 2: To say? You forty eight? What's the different? Biggest? Sixteen
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: years different? Yeah, he wanted her to think in sixteen
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 2: more years, I'd be put it together. We have a
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: good life. What you're like, you had your good life.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 2: It's always more to it. But you got to be
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: a different person. You gotta stop all this life.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 7: That's part three of today's Struwberry letter. They are chatting
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 7: everything coming up. At the top of the hour, Steve movie, Oh,
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 7: a woman walks out on her date because he wouldn't
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 7: pay a three dollars charge for extra cheese on his burger.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: We'll talk about it right after.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 2: Mister Steve Harbin Martin show Man, Why do we have
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 2: a radio show if we're gonna do right? That's stupid.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm talking about.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: Boy man. Why after?
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 7: A New York woman Steve has gone viral after walking
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 7: out on her date who refused to pay an extra
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 7: three dollars for a slice of cheese on his burger.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 7: The couple met on an online dating site and they
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 7: were on their first date. This was their first date.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 7: The woman who goes by Dafna Diamont on TikTok got
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 7: irritated when her date ordered a regular burger instead of
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 7: a cheeseburger, uh, because there was a three dollars up
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 7: charge for cheese.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: You'll never believe what she did next. Take a listen
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: and he's like, oh.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: My god, you have to be extra for everything these days.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, yeah, it's New York City.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 14: So I had my Bernardino, he got his burger. We
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 14: were eating, and once so satisfied, I got off and
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 14: I was like, I'm going to the restroom for a second.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: I took my purse and.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 14: I went to the waitress and I was like, hey,
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 14: I just want to pay the bill. And I just
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 14: paid the bill and walks out of the restaurant and
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 14: I texted him. So I texted him, the check is
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 14: taken care of. We should have gotten in the cheese.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: And I blocked him.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, out, pardon you need to start traveling with cheese
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: on him when he needs.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: Cheese craft.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 2: Leaving. I mean, that's a red flag if you trip
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 2: it over the three dollars on the cheese. So at least,
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 2: first of all, I'm not gonna let you see that
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: side of me, not on the first day.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 2: So you you so stupid. You don't even know how
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 2: to act. So if that's how he acted on the
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 2: first date, what is date.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: Fifteen, he'll never get into blocked him.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 2: It's three dollars for some cheese. Man.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe he didn't have that. Maybe he didn't have that.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 2: Well, if you ain't got that, he don't need to
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 2: build no date, no date, You ain't gonna cheese one.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 2: What hell gonna happen? If they say, would you like
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 2: these truffles over here? Like of cavia?
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 3: What?
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, it's over for real.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 7: The video has been viewed by over six million people
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 7: six million times in The comments were mostly in favor
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 7: of the guy that she walked out on.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: Can you believe that?
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 2: Real? See, that's the world we live in today.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: They think she overreacted.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I don't think it's an overreaction. I think
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 2: she's going. Okay, hold up, I met this guy on line.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 2: Let me stop this right now, because if you don't
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 2: see this red flag right here right three dollars for cheese? Yeah,
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: come on, man, if that's if? If three? I remember
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 2: once a guy came to my house who wasn't supposed
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 2: to be there. And this was the first house I
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 2: owned in Texas and it was wasn't the smallest house
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 2: I've ever owned. It had in it one, two, three,
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 2: four of us. It had six bathrooms in it. That's
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: my first house. Well a couple of them was half baths.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 2: What you said, it's the smallest house.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: What I'm like stunned? Right now, this man, let's finish
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: hearing this story about finish.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 2: But we're coming back to this dog. Obviously, I thought
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 2: sharing this, you gotta be a little bit.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: More, all right, I'm gonna stop hating ahead.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 2: He walked out the house and told his son who
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 2: was with him, that man right there got a problem,
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 2: because do you have any idea how much toilet tissue
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 2: he got to buy? You know that story taken?
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 7: Go on?
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 2: Should I have reduced the number of bathrooms you got?
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 2: You got toilet paper money?
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: We know you got sith you got toilet paper money.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: Got six? All right, Steve? Right after this, you're listening
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Moore Show.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 7: In trending job news, it seems there's a growing trend
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 7: in employees doing it in a not so vocal way.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: In fact, they're leaving without telling anyone.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 7: It's called ghosting coasting, okay, And it's when an employee
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 7: takes a job, works a few days, and then just
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 7: stops coming in without giving anyone notice. So, Steve, I
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 7: got to ask you, have you ever quit a job
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 7: without giving notice?
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: And you had a little give a noticeful that's the
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: professional thing.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't never have no professional job. I've that
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 2: you worked at Ford and yeah, the one professional factory
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 2: that's professional.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: A professional situation.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 3: Not for me.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 2: When I worked at Jennery Electric Lincoln Electric, Hey, y'all
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 2: didn't give me no notice. I came to work and
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 2: they gave me a pink slip. You don't come in
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 2: in the mall cool next.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: Time I want.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 2: I ain't playing on coming in tomorrow. I ain't giving
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 2: out no pink slips.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: What's Steve?
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gone. Yeah, I've done nothing, plenty of time.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: Plenty of times, Steve.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 2: Wow, I've had eleven jobs.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: Oh man, Now, how many of them did you quit
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: without notice?
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 6: Yet?
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: Eleven?
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 2: I like, well, I've been fired.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 12: Ten.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, opportunities, but you took them about half and half.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: You just don't like that authority. All right, we'll be back.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 7: With We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 7: coming up at thirty three minutes after the hour.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 2: Did you know you could now buy a Hondai on Amazon,
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  Speaker 1: It's time now for a round. Would you rather?
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 7: Would you rather get brain freeze from something cold or
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 7: burn your tongue from something hot?
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 2: No, no, give me that brain freeze. That's freeze. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 2: about thirty seconds. Yeah, I'm going and you want to
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 2: shoot yourself to right now? And you want to shoot
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 2: yourself with that brain woo because it's because you know,
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 2: have you ever done it to yourself twice? Back to back,
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 2: back to back?
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 3: Yes? Over?
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah good if you're right right in the corner
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 2: your nose and your eyes right I'm talking about man,
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 2: Why be warning up?
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 2: And they do it again?
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just getting over right now. It was miserable, all right.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 7: Would you rather spend your life savings to save a
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 7: dying friend or would you rather keep it for your
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 7: future needs?
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 8: Oh? They got to go and get up out of here. No, no,
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 8: my life savings friend is dying friend. They put themselves
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 8: in that situation. I didn't do that to them.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: What you something right?
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 6: Now?
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 2: You want my life saving? He's right, yeah, I'll give
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 2: you a couple hundred thousand wife and kids to take
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 2: care of. I can't give you this, and you don't
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 2: drink yourself to your to your damn living and work
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 2: for damn. I told you to drinking weeds in school.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 2: You instid of being drinking for yr. They can't even
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 2: they can't even find a live for your ass. Your
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 2: kiddy just dumb. I don't know what I got a
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 2: couple of hundred domes. What you gonna do?
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: What you want to? We're moving on.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, say hey, hey, I know I know some great
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 2: mark that people can get your kidney over here Friday?
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 2: Would you life savings?
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: Would you rather shave?
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 2: Now? Now we all die? Yeah?
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: Anybody, I've moved done.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 2: If you well no, no, I'm just cast you look
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 2: area want to cook up from colors?
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: Would you rather shave or wax?
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 3: Huh?
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 7: Would you rather shave your private area or would you
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 7: rather have it wax out?
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 6: Man?
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 2: Well, I ain't never had a wax, but I've seen
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 2: it and it's just no way. It's just no way. See. No,
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 2: we're not finna do this here, man, because I just
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 2: saved all right.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: Last one? Would you rather have jumbo ears or a
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: massive nose.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 2: God, oh god, I think they talking to you. Yeah,
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 2: we're gonna let you out. We're gonna let you answer
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 2: this big he hain't no problem. I got a massive nose.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 2: But you know your face is growing daily. Ju I
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 2: don't know yours getting more and more faced every day.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 2: And your't hairline is head and back. You thinking about
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 2: your user. Man, You've got a whole lot of faith
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 2: right now. I got a job norm say no, but
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 2: your face is few.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: That's today's.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 7: Coming up, and forty minutes have to be our our
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 7: last break of the day. And some closing remarks from
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 7: the one and only Steve Harvey you don't want to miss.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 2: Did you know you could now buy a Hyundai on Amazon,
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  Speaker 2: the same place where you order yoga, match, teeth brush,
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  Speaker 2: and pretty much everything else, all from the comfort of
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  Speaker 2: your home, just located nearby deal, pick your color, your options,
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  Speaker 1: All Right, here we are at the last break of
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: the day, Steve.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 7: We've had a good day, talked about a lot of stuff,
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 7: and of course, as usual, it is time for your
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 7: closing remarks today.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 2: I want to keep it positive, but I want to
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 2: keep it encouraging at the same time. And always as usual,
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 2: I just want to say this before I start. It's
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 2: not that I think I know everything, because I don't,
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 2: but I have learned quite a bit. I have learned
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 2: how to come from the back towards the front. I've
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 2: learned how to be at the bottom and work my
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 2: way towards the top. I've learned how to get over
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 2: because I've been under I've learned how to win because
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 2: I have lost so many times. I've have learned how
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 2: to develop an understanding because I have been more than
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 2: confused before. So I have paid for these lessons that
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 2: I've learned. So I'm just sharing and that's all I'm doing.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 2: You don't have to take any of this that I
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 2: say to harder. You may choose to go another way.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 2: But for those that are really open to just hearing
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 2: some theories of success, That's why I decided to start
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 2: doing closing remarks again. Today, I want to talk to
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 2: you about something that really helps everybody, and it's very simple.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 2: Get focused. You got to get focused, folks. You've got
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 2: to become what I call laser beam driven. You've got
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 2: to set your goals and visions up, and you've got
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 2: to put those blinders on that you see on the horse.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 3: See.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 2: The reason they put the blinders on a horse is
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 2: so that the horse is peru if your vision doesn't
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 2: distract him. If you have up in New York and
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 2: you see those carriages going around Central Park, all those
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 2: horses have on blinders is so that they can keep
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 2: their attention of the horse straight ahead. Blinders are very good.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 2: If you want to be successful, you're gonna have to
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 2: put on a pair of blinders that's so your eyes
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 2: when you look left or right, it forces you to
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 2: get them back out front the way you're trying to go,
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 2: see because those blinders block out distractions. They block out
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 2: distractions because they know. You got to get laser beam focused.
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 2: If you want to be successful, you have to focus.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 2: You have to stop veering off track. You're just making
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 2: the journey longer. You know, they say the quickest way
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 2: from point A to B is a straight line. Now
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 2: in life, it doesn't work that way. There's no straight lines.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 2: But you can avoid some of the detours, some of
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 2: the distractions. But you gotta quit veering off track. Everybody
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 2: come to you. You can't participate in everything. Hey man,
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 2: we going out tonight. Hey man, we're going over here
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 2: this weekend. Hey man, come on man, you ain't got
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 2: to study. We getting ready to do this. Hey man,
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 2: don't worry about that. We going a happy hour. Come on, man,
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 2: you can't go to everything. Stop veering off track. Next,
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 2: look at it like this. Get your mind made up.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 2: Get your mind made up of what you want to
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 2: have in your life, the legacy you want to leave,
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 2: what you want people to think of you as, how
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 2: much money you really want to make, Where are you
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 2: really trying to go, How do you really want to
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 2: be viewed? What do you really want to accomplish? Get
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 2: your mind made up. Here's another way to look at it.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 2: Make a decision. Stop stop just wandering around. Life is
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 2: a series of decisions. Make one. Just make a decision today.
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 2: Make a decision. In other words, come to a conclusion. Man,
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 2: Just sit up and say to yourself. You know what,
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 2: this is the deal for me. This is what works
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 2: best for me. This is who I really am. Skip
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 2: the outside interferes from your friends and your relatives of
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 2: what they think you ought to be, and do what's
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 2: really good for you. Don't nobody know what's best for
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 2: you better than you. Come to a conclusion, Make a decision,
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 2: set a goal, have a vision. Get thirsty, want something
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 2: so bad that without it, your mouth tastes dry. You
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 2: got to get thirsty, man. See when you thirsty, you
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 2: got to get that quenched. You have to quench your thirst.
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 2: And that's how you gotta pursue success. You gotta pursue
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 2: success like you thirsty. You gotta be thirsty, man. You
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 2: gotta want something so bad that if you don't get it,
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 2: your mouth tastes dry. What are you thirsty for? If
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 2: you ain't thirsty for nothing, you ain't giving it all
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  Speaker 2: you got. I'm telling you, man, this is how I
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  Speaker 2: look at it. These are just some triggers that I
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  Speaker 2: put in my head. Be relentless. You got to be
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  Speaker 2: relentless about something. Being a relentless person has a carryover effect.
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  Speaker 2: And if you get relentless about your dreams and goals.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know that makes you relentless about everything? If
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  Speaker 2: you develop these positive characteristics about being successful, you can
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  Speaker 2: get there. You got to get focused. You gotta stop
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  Speaker 2: veering off track. You gotta get your mind made up.
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  Speaker 2: You gotta make a decision. You gotta come to a conclusion.
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  Speaker 2: You gotta set a goal. You gotta have a vision.
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  Speaker 2: You gotta get thirsty. You have to be relentless. If
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  Speaker 2: you're not, you a ve off track. If you veer
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  Speaker 2: off track, you will never get to where you're trying
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  Speaker 2: to go. You got to get focused, y'all. It's as
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  Speaker 2: simple as that. And if you know how to do it,
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  Speaker 2: ask God to show you how. That's the other thing.
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  Speaker 2: No matter what I tell you, if you include God
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  Speaker 2: and everything, I'm telling you that it becomes a lot simpler.
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  Speaker 2: You know, God can help you get focused. Anything you
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  Speaker 2: short of He got plenty of. God in to make
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  Speaker 2: your dream come true. Business. God is in to turn
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  Speaker 2: your life around. Business. God is in to pull it together. Business.
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  Speaker 2: God in the get over business. He can do it.
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  Speaker 2: So if you don't know how to get focused, ask
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  Speaker 2: God to help you get focused and then make a
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  Speaker 2: decision to be focused. And get on with your life.
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  Speaker 2: Make something happen today. Those are gonna close you.
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