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- 0:00Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
- 0:04Speaker 2: Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all bad.
- 0:09Speaker 3: At all at.
- 0:10Speaker 4: All, so don't given them.
- 0:15Speaker 1: Black busy listening to.
- 0:26Speaker 4: Show. I lon't joy, Yeah, joy, you gotta.
- 1:06Speaker 5: Love you.
- 1:24Speaker 6: Gotta turn.
- 1:41Speaker 4: To turn the mouse, turn my probably.
- 1:43Speaker 6: Got to turn the mouth, turn out, turn.
- 1:46Speaker 1: Al the morning up. Look, come.
- 1:58Speaker 2: Come on you.
- 2:01Speaker 5: Huh, I sure will.
- 2:03Speaker 7: Good morning everybody, y'all listening to the voice, come on
- 2:07Speaker 7: dig me now. One and only Steve Harkins got a
- 2:10Speaker 7: radio show, keep saying it can't stop. Man, oh man,
- 2:14Speaker 7: oh man, what a journey it has been. I thank
- 2:17Speaker 7: God for every single step of the way. I learned
- 2:20Speaker 7: to thank him for the bad times too, because it
- 2:23Speaker 7: taught me something. All the bad times, all the failures,
- 2:26Speaker 7: they became valuable experiences in my life. Every time I failed,
- 2:30Speaker 7: I learned a little bit more about getting up. Every
- 2:33Speaker 7: time I was told no, it moved me one step
- 2:36Speaker 7: closer to yes. It made me stronger, It toughened my skin.
- 2:40Speaker 7: It made me learn how to deal with haters. It
- 2:42Speaker 7: made me learn how to deal with people who don't
- 2:45Speaker 7: have your best interest at heart. Man, ain't y'all all
- 2:48Speaker 7: out there feeling me on this one right here. It
- 2:51Speaker 7: teaches you who is who in your life. It shows
- 2:55Speaker 7: you who you can depend on and who you came.
- 2:58Speaker 7: And at the end of the day, what has taught
- 2:59Speaker 7: me most of all my hardships in my life? And
- 3:02Speaker 7: it's really about me and God. That is the one
- 3:06Speaker 7: factor that has been never changed in my life. God
- 3:11Speaker 7: has always been the same for me and for you
- 3:14Speaker 7: and for all of us. His word is true. It
- 3:18Speaker 7: don't waiver, it don't shake. You can shape it.
- 3:21Speaker 2: Readjust it if you want to. It is really the
- 3:23Speaker 2: way it's written. It really is.
- 3:26Speaker 7: You have your version of it if you want to.
- 3:28Speaker 7: But if you just read it the way it is,
- 3:30Speaker 7: it's real clear. Ain't no loopholes in it. Every time
- 3:34Speaker 7: you jump through a loophole, there's something over there written
- 3:36Speaker 7: that that counters that.
- 3:38Speaker 2: So is what I want to get to today. Listen
- 3:41Speaker 2: to me.
- 3:42Speaker 7: You got it within you? Oh it's there, Just use it.
- 3:48Speaker 7: Listen to me, coach, you got it within you. Oh
- 3:52Speaker 7: it's there, Just use it. If you hear me clearly,
- 3:56Speaker 7: I'm really finn to show you something this morning. Got
- 4:00Speaker 7: it within you? Oh is that?
- 4:03Speaker 2: Just use it?
- 4:04Speaker 7: Steve, what you're talking about, see Here's what's wrong with
- 4:07Speaker 7: a lot of people. Here's what's stopping so many people.
- 4:12Speaker 7: You keep looking. We keep looking for others to save us.
- 4:18Speaker 7: We keep looking for someone else to rescue us. We
- 4:23Speaker 7: always looking for some group of people or somebody to
- 4:26Speaker 7: accept us. We keep looking for someone else's approval. We
- 4:33Speaker 7: always looking for some group or somebody to deliver us, somebody,
- 4:38Speaker 7: some group of people to give us credibility, somebody or some.
- 4:44Speaker 2: Group of people who says we matter.
- 4:47Speaker 7: We spend so much time right there, and when the
- 4:51Speaker 7: cavalry don't come over the hill, when it ain't no saving,
- 4:54Speaker 7: it ain't no deliverance, and hey, you don't get accepted,
- 4:57Speaker 7: and don't nobody really come to save you, and there't
- 5:01Speaker 7: nobody vouching for you and giving you credibility and throw
- 5:04Speaker 7: you into something naw, you into this little state of man.
- 5:07Speaker 7: I don't know what I'm gonna do. Oh you got
- 5:10Speaker 7: it within you, Oh it's there, Just use it. You
- 5:14Speaker 7: want to know what the real deal is, y'all? It's
- 5:17Speaker 7: you and God, and it's the God in you.
- 5:23Speaker 5: Man.
- 5:23Speaker 7: I wish I could explain this right to you today.
- 5:26Speaker 7: I want you to fill me on this right here.
- 5:29Speaker 7: When you shake everything out.
- 5:31Speaker 2: The way, get rid of all your expectations of people.
- 5:34Speaker 7: The relationship you thought was gonna last forever that didn't
- 5:37Speaker 7: make it, the child that you wanted to be, this
- 5:39Speaker 7: that turned out to be that, your friend you thought
- 5:42Speaker 7: was your friend, that stabbed you in the back.
- 5:44Speaker 2: You found out they wouldn't.
- 5:45Speaker 7: The job you thought was gonna keep you and you
- 5:47Speaker 7: retire on they dodn'et closed down, gave you a pink slip.
- 5:51Speaker 7: All of this, man, that depth promised that somebody told
- 5:53Speaker 7: you they was gonna loan you this money, and on
- 5:56Speaker 7: loan day they say they ain't got it. Oh man,
- 5:59Speaker 7: oh man, oh man, This money you thought was gonna
- 6:01Speaker 7: come through on this check, The check ain't there?
- 6:04Speaker 2: Oh man?
- 6:05Speaker 7: How many disappointments in life can you get? You thought
- 6:08Speaker 7: you had enough credit. I was to graduate. You found
- 6:11Speaker 7: out two weeks before you didn't. You can't graduate. Oh
- 6:14Speaker 7: listen here, man, what's gonna happen? Man, look at the
- 6:16Speaker 7: disappointment in my life right now? But let me explain
- 6:20Speaker 7: something to you. When you get rid of all of that,
- 6:23Speaker 7: guess what you really got? You got God, that's the
- 6:27Speaker 7: whole anchilada. Baby, that's the ball of wax. That's the
- 6:29Speaker 7: monkeys in the barrel, that's the bag of chips.
- 6:32Speaker 2: Listen to me.
- 6:33Speaker 7: If you got God, do you understand that that's sufficient?
- 6:37Speaker 7: That that say all you need? Can you feel me?
- 6:40Speaker 2: Now?
- 6:41Speaker 5: You and God and the.
- 6:44Speaker 2: God in you, it's really what you need.
- 6:47Speaker 7: Stop looking for all these outside sources for approval, to
- 6:51Speaker 7: gain acceptance, to get credibility, somebody to save you, the
- 6:55Speaker 7: calvary coming over the hill. Why won't they recognize me?
- 6:59Speaker 7: Why won't they get me closure?
- 7:01Speaker 2: Why they fire me? Why they forek closing.
- 7:03Speaker 3: On my house?
- 7:04Speaker 2: Don't they know I'm laid off.
- 7:05Speaker 7: When you get through it, all of that whining, it's
- 7:09Speaker 7: gonna come down to you and God and the God
- 7:12Speaker 7: in you. If God created man in his own image,
- 7:17Speaker 7: God is a part of you.
- 7:19Speaker 2: That is a piece of you that's godly. I don't
- 7:22Speaker 2: care who you are. I don't care what mistake you made.
- 7:26Speaker 7: The murderer that's sitting in jail today because of a
- 7:29Speaker 7: moment in his life that he's now paying for, has
- 7:33Speaker 7: God in you.
- 7:35Speaker 2: The biggest criminal.
- 7:37Speaker 7: When he gets through criminalizing or whatever you want to
- 7:40Speaker 7: call it, he's sitting there by his self.
- 7:42Speaker 2: That is a piece of God. In him that lets
- 7:46Speaker 2: him know this ain't the way. It's wrong. You can
- 7:48Speaker 2: love his money if you want to put you out
- 7:50Speaker 2: of line, and you gonna pay. At the end of
- 7:53Speaker 2: the day, when I.
- 7:54Speaker 7: Get through on this microphone, on this TV, all these articles,
- 7:58Speaker 7: when I get through it all of that, you know
- 7:59Speaker 7: what it comes down to. Because see, it ain't always
- 8:01Speaker 7: been this way for me. You know, I've been trying
- 8:04Speaker 7: to get here, trying to get that.
- 8:05Speaker 2: Listen to me. It's been me and God, and it's
- 8:09Speaker 2: been to God in me. When I woke up a
- 8:12Speaker 2: few years back and I realized that's really what it was,
- 8:15Speaker 2: it changed my whole life. It changed my whole life.
- 8:19Speaker 2: Your whole life can get changed when you realize that
- 8:23Speaker 2: it's really you and God and the God.
- 8:25Speaker 4: In you, really man.
- 8:26Speaker 2: People disappoint you.
- 8:28Speaker 7: You argue with people, You fall out with people, You
- 8:30Speaker 7: break up with people, you divorce people. You got people
- 8:33Speaker 7: who you thought was fries all of a sudden you
- 8:35Speaker 7: find out they talking about.
- 8:36Speaker 2: It's crazy how it is you been going what's going on?
- 8:39Speaker 5: What's really going on?
- 8:41Speaker 2: But that's because guess what you got all yours banked
- 8:45Speaker 2: on them. When you go bank it on the one
- 8:47Speaker 2: thing that you can count on. God's word ain't changed,
- 8:50Speaker 2: and we got here. It's solid.
- 8:53Speaker 7: If you pray, believe, work hard, don't doubt you'll get
- 8:56Speaker 7: whatever you ask for. That's a fact that ain't no rumor.
- 9:00Speaker 7: People out here doing it every day. Now, if you
- 9:01Speaker 7: ain't trying that, listen to me. You got it within you.
- 9:05Speaker 2: Oh, it's there. You just gotta use it. There is
- 9:08Speaker 2: a weapon available to man called prayer. Use that. See.
- 9:13Speaker 7: I look at my life, man, whenever I get a
- 9:14Speaker 7: little shaky, I look back. Oh hey, man, I ain't
- 9:17Speaker 7: really talk with him too much yesterday. Oh, tighten up.
- 9:21Speaker 7: I'm just telling you real. You got a better answer.
- 9:24Speaker 2: Oh oh, oh, I know what.
- 9:26Speaker 7: Oh my bad, Steve. Now, Steve, I ain't winning costs.
- 9:29Speaker 7: They ain't get me the loan all now, Steve, I
- 9:31Speaker 7: ain't winning costs.
- 9:32Speaker 5: She left me.
- 9:33Speaker 2: He left me.
- 9:34Speaker 7: I ain't winning, Steve, because I got stuck with these kids.
- 9:36Speaker 7: I got a divorce. They fired me. They foreclothes on
- 9:40Speaker 7: my own. That's why I ain't winning. You ain't winning
- 9:42Speaker 7: because you ain't praying. You got to pray and believe
- 9:45Speaker 7: in work. That's the key. Come on, man, you got
- 9:49Speaker 7: it within you. Oh, it's there. You just got to
- 9:52Speaker 7: use it. It's just you and God, and it's to
- 9:54Speaker 7: God in you and what y'all gonna do.
- 9:56Speaker 8: A boy that you're listening.
- 9:59Speaker 3: Morning, rise and shine, wake up, Wake up, wake up,
- 10:04Speaker 3: give yourself that stretch that morning, ye owning. You got
- 10:07Speaker 3: to sit on the edge of the bed, you think
- 10:08Speaker 3: the man, and then you got to get up, get
- 10:11Speaker 3: out and get something. It's Friday, y'all. You understand what
- 10:13Speaker 3: I'm saying. It ain't Thursday, it ain't Saturday. It's that
- 10:16Speaker 3: magical day, Friday. You understand a lot of y'all got
- 10:19Speaker 3: plans for the weekend, unless some of y'all gotta go
- 10:21Speaker 3: to work, But it don't matter.
- 10:23Speaker 5: It's Friday, and thank God I'm here.
- 10:27Speaker 1: I'm here.
- 10:29Speaker 5: It's Friday.
- 10:30Speaker 1: So enjoy it, and uh understand it. You understand that sign.
- 10:35Speaker 5: You understand it and exists in it.
- 10:37Speaker 3: Okay, Top of the morning rising, sound like Steven's out,
- 10:40Speaker 3: Shirley Carler, Mississippi, Monica and Junior at be killed, lawan kill.
- 10:46Speaker 3: Junior boy Spates is in the building top town. It's Friday.
- 10:50Speaker 2: But saying, was you about to do a color purple line? Tommy?
- 10:53Speaker 2: I will old but I'm here.
- 10:57Speaker 5: I may be black, I made even but thank god
- 11:03Speaker 5: I'm here.
- 11:06Speaker 3: Hey, that movie got That movie got the most most
- 11:09Speaker 3: classic lines I think of all time or black entertainment
- 11:15Speaker 3: for me anyway, for a lot of quotes, Yes.
- 11:19Speaker 8: Especially Oprah's roller Sophia.
- 11:23Speaker 1: You told do that with me?
- 11:24Speaker 2: How you do that with me?
- 11:26Speaker 5: Was harpod to beat me.
- 11:29Speaker 2: All my life?
- 11:30Speaker 5: Had to fight my dad and my brother had to
- 11:32Speaker 5: fight my uncle's good child's ain't fits in the family.
- 11:35Speaker 5: Immens you want to did sun in law? Miss CV?
- 11:39Speaker 5: You better you keep on advising harp I love.
- 11:46Speaker 9: What is like that?
- 11:48Speaker 10: So?
- 11:48Speaker 1: So, who's the old man in the movie?
- 11:51Speaker 8: The old man?
- 11:51Speaker 1: Oh his daddy?
- 11:54Speaker 8: If that was Scott Jr?
- 11:56Speaker 1: Right, was it, Louiscotta?
- 11:57Speaker 5: Yes, tell your great at your home down the table.
- 12:02Speaker 1: Didn't that though? It wasn't It wasn't that. Yeah, he
- 12:05Speaker 1: didn't took that out.
- 12:07Speaker 5: They took that one, Louis.
- 12:11Speaker 1: He did his thing Lowiscotson Jr.
- 12:14Speaker 5: Yeah Yeah he did.
- 12:16Speaker 1: Award winner.
- 12:17Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, he got that Nash that woman disease had atlantic.
- 12:24Speaker 3: Watch the movie and supported and then you yeah did
- 12:29Speaker 3: so feel boy baby, she got as denomination.
- 12:35Speaker 1: Let you let that mayor now.
- 12:38Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, okay, then we had a juke joint.
- 12:42Speaker 1: Yes, watched the movie. It's supported.
- 12:46Speaker 5: Yeah we have it was was was was squeaky in there?
- 12:50Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 12:51Speaker 10: That was her?
- 12:52Speaker 1: The singer her, She's squeaky?
- 12:54Speaker 5: Did she say I'm going with should.
- 12:59Speaker 1: Want You'll enjoy it? Just watch it.
- 13:02Speaker 8: It was really good.
- 13:03Speaker 1: Since Stills have souls to daddy?
- 13:06Speaker 4: Was that isn't?
- 13:09Speaker 5: Did we say can sleep at night?
- 13:11Speaker 10: Yeah?
- 13:13Speaker 1: One does. It's on the TV.
- 13:16Speaker 2: You can see it.
- 13:17Speaker 1: I saw, I saw it was on. I'm gonna watch it.
- 13:20Speaker 2: To watch it. It's really good.
- 13:22Speaker 8: You will not be disappointed.
- 13:24Speaker 1: This sugar, This sugar take a bath, and.
- 13:30Speaker 8: Two minutes after the hour, we'll hear from from the
- 13:35Speaker 8: crazy nephews. He runs the prank back right after this, I.
- 13:39Speaker 5: Got the meal box fixed. Did not get you missing?
- 13:44Speaker 1: You're listening.
- 13:46Speaker 8: Morning show. It is time now for the nephew to
- 13:49Speaker 8: run that prank back. What you got for its neph
- 13:52Speaker 8: boss shutter.
- 13:53Speaker 3: Sometimes you got to get out on your own and
- 13:55Speaker 3: save some souls. This right here is mobile baptist is
- 14:00Speaker 3: more pool, mobile baptismal pool. In order to do the
- 14:04Speaker 3: works that is needed, sometimes you got to get out
- 14:07Speaker 3: and do it on your own. We come by and
- 14:09Speaker 3: we baptize you in your driveway, cat dog give you
- 14:12Speaker 3: would mobile baptismal pool. Hey, hey, hey, to be careful,
- 14:18Speaker 3: I'll stop by their Saturday.
- 14:22Speaker 10: Hello, I'm trying to reach a mister Wilson.
- 14:26Speaker 11: How you doing.
- 14:27Speaker 10: My name is brother spring water Man. Listen. We uh
- 14:30Speaker 10: we we got paid to actually come by and do
- 14:33Speaker 10: some services to uh for for you by some friends
- 14:37Speaker 10: of yours, and we wanted to actually call and see
- 14:39Speaker 10: about scheduling and see what you had available.
- 14:43Speaker 11: Uh some services. What y'all plan on cut some graand
- 14:48Speaker 11: which I do? What kind of services you have?
- 14:50Speaker 10: Actually, sir, You've got some friends that have actually spent
- 14:54Speaker 10: a great amount of money on you. And what we
- 14:56Speaker 10: do is we have a baptismal owned wheels service. And
- 15:01Speaker 10: what we do is we go and we we baptize
- 15:05Speaker 10: people at their home and and baptism on wheels has
- 15:08Speaker 10: been it's a new company, but we've we've baptized over
- 15:12Speaker 10: a thousand people. Now we have a truck which actually
- 15:15Speaker 10: has a baptismal pool on the back of it, and
- 15:18Speaker 10: we actually come to your home and we will baptize
- 15:21Speaker 10: you in your driveway. And and make you hold again.
- 15:26Speaker 10: So we.
- 15:28Speaker 11: Brother water brings again.
- 15:30Speaker 10: Sorry, fringwater springwater.
- 15:32Speaker 12: What you want to come to my house and give
- 15:34Speaker 12: me a baptism.
- 15:35Speaker 11: In my front yard.
- 15:36Speaker 10: We want to baptize you right there in your drive
- 15:38Speaker 10: where your friends are paid for the services.
- 15:41Speaker 12: And my friend, what friend will pay for me to
- 15:43Speaker 12: get baptized.
- 15:44Speaker 9: I've been baptized already.
- 15:46Speaker 10: Well from my understanding, sir, that ever then that you
- 15:48Speaker 10: you had some some bumps and bruises and and and
- 15:51Speaker 10: they seem to believe that you need to be Washington
- 15:54Speaker 10: coming again.
- 15:55Speaker 12: I mean, that's all good, that's all.
- 15:57Speaker 11: That's all.
- 15:57Speaker 6: It's all good.
- 15:58Speaker 11: But I mean things are I mean things be that
- 16:01Speaker 11: that it made man.
- 16:01Speaker 12: I mean, I've been baptized, I go to church. You know,
- 16:05Speaker 12: me and the Lord don't have no problems. I mean,
- 16:07Speaker 12: we all have setbacks. But for you to pull up
- 16:09Speaker 12: with your pool in front of my house to say
- 16:12Speaker 12: you fina baptized me, that that doesn't make any sense
- 16:14Speaker 12: to me.
- 16:15Speaker 10: I mean, sir, sometimes when some people are not able
- 16:18Speaker 10: to go to the house of the Lord and get baptized,
- 16:21Speaker 10: you know, we're making a lot more convenient for you.
- 16:24Speaker 12: But we can actually need no convenience. I don't need
- 16:27Speaker 12: no convenience.
- 16:28Speaker 9: What I need convenience for you asking me to come
- 16:32Speaker 9: to my house on a Tuesday to baptize me in
- 16:36Speaker 9: my driveway? Does that make any sense to you?
- 16:39Speaker 6: Brother water?
- 16:40Speaker 12: I mean, come on, if you really sit back and
- 16:42Speaker 12: think about it, does that make any sense to you?
- 16:45Speaker 11: Further convenient?
- 16:46Speaker 10: First of all, so that that that's that's brother spring water.
- 16:49Speaker 10: But what I'm trying to what I'm trying to say.
- 16:51Speaker 9: The water is holy water, spring water. It doesn't make
- 16:55Speaker 9: no difference to me. You can't come to my neighborhood
- 16:58Speaker 9: and baptize me in front of mine?
- 17:01Speaker 10: Sir?
- 17:01Speaker 6: What is all that?
- 17:03Speaker 1: This is?
- 17:03Speaker 10: This is what your friends are talking about?
- 17:05Speaker 9: That don't give me Dad? Wasn't my prayers of telling you, man,
- 17:08Speaker 9: anybody which which one of my prayers don't recommend you
- 17:11Speaker 9: to come to my damn house?
- 17:12Speaker 10: So I'm my.
- 17:16Speaker 12: Make that don't even make any sense to me?
- 17:18Speaker 9: You understand, I'm not.
- 17:19Speaker 10: I'm not at any liberty to tell you who actually
- 17:22Speaker 10: is between the liberty.
- 17:24Speaker 9: Because of my damn house adaptize me, but you can't
- 17:26Speaker 9: tell me who the hell?
- 17:28Speaker 7: Go see you?
- 17:29Speaker 9: But you're not what come off you don't even come off.
- 17:32Speaker 9: That makes sense to you, Doc, Come on, that doesn't
- 17:34Speaker 9: make any no way in the world. I'm going to
- 17:36Speaker 9: allow you to come and bring your pone in front
- 17:38Speaker 9: of my house and baptize me. Then I'm asking you
- 17:41Speaker 9: ask and you you're supposed to be a pastor, You're
- 17:43Speaker 9: supposed to be baptized. I'm asking you. Okay, what's friend
- 17:46Speaker 9: of mine is sending you there? You know, letting you
- 17:48Speaker 9: know I need to be done. You will tell you
- 17:50Speaker 9: that at liberty, sir.
- 17:51Speaker 10: Sir, all I wanted to know. Basically, I've already been paid.
- 17:55Speaker 10: I'm coming gradual baptizing me out a back time. I'm
- 18:01Speaker 10: going to baptize you on Tuesday in your driveway.
- 18:04Speaker 9: Now, I'll tell you whether if you come to my
- 18:06Speaker 9: house in front of my driveway, you better bring the
- 18:09Speaker 9: whole congregation. You understand, You better bring the deacons, the brothers,
- 18:13Speaker 9: the sisters and everybody else that you think I'm gonna
- 18:16Speaker 9: be got tide.
- 18:17Speaker 10: This is the problem. This is what some friends are
- 18:19Speaker 10: talking about. This is why you need to be baptized
- 18:21Speaker 10: and cleansed again and washed in the blood of the lamp.
- 18:24Speaker 6: This is what's wrong.
- 18:25Speaker 10: You need to be cleansed. That's what's wrong with you,
- 18:28Speaker 10: mister Wilton.
- 18:29Speaker 9: What's wrong with means now, what's wrong with you is
- 18:31Speaker 9: calling me in the middle of my heart day telling
- 18:32Speaker 9: me I need to be back tied in front of
- 18:34Speaker 9: my house. If I need to be baptismed. Don't get
- 18:36Speaker 9: some only water, I go down to the church. I
- 18:39Speaker 9: don't need you come in front of my house making
- 18:41Speaker 9: a circus. We're all afraid of some watch sheep talking
- 18:44Speaker 9: about to water athlete.
- 18:45Speaker 10: Say Mamma, und up, saying me, from my understanding, From
- 18:48Speaker 10: my understanding, mister Wilton, you miss two Sundays already this month, so.
- 18:54Speaker 9: Now I can't go anywhere and get the water. I
- 18:56Speaker 9: don't need you coming here because you telling me I
- 18:58Speaker 9: miss two damn Sundays. I'm sending it too. Sill the
- 19:01Speaker 9: pub all games.
- 19:02Speaker 10: Coming off, sir. All I know is I've been paid
- 19:04Speaker 10: to do a job. I will be there Tuesday morning
- 19:07Speaker 10: at seven o'clock and we will baptize you before you
- 19:10Speaker 10: go to work on tubes.
- 19:10Speaker 9: Before you would I tell you what you cut my
- 19:13Speaker 9: five seven o'clock in the morning. I swear on your Lord,
- 19:17Speaker 9: I'm gonna bust your You understand me, you will not
- 19:20Speaker 9: come to my house telling me you for a backtip down.
- 19:23Speaker 9: Don't give a damn who paid you. You understand I
- 19:26Speaker 9: was trying your in the water matter stop round brings you,
- 19:29Speaker 9: your teachers and everybody else. We're gonna have a fool
- 19:31Speaker 9: part he Let you understand how somebody get all.
- 19:35Speaker 10: Of this angle and all of this this, these problems
- 19:38Speaker 10: you have within you. We are going to burn your
- 19:40Speaker 10: body and get it out your system.
- 19:42Speaker 6: I want your please me.
- 19:44Speaker 7: I tell you what.
- 19:44Speaker 9: I'll tell you what brother sweating work is. That's a cop.
- 19:48Speaker 10: Water. You got get baptized on Tuesday morning.
- 19:52Speaker 9: I'm wonna give a damn who pays you?
- 19:54Speaker 6: Who called you?
- 19:55Speaker 9: Bring your time going? I carry it to you. I'm
- 19:59Speaker 9: gonna try yoursel.
- 20:00Speaker 10: I got one more thing I want to say to you.
- 20:02Speaker 10: When you listen to got it?
- 20:03Speaker 9: That's matters. I'm busy. You ain't got to say to me.
- 20:06Speaker 9: I gotta go.
- 20:07Speaker 10: You understand, man, I want to say to you, is
- 20:10Speaker 10: you listening to me? What't? This's his nephew timming from
- 20:14Speaker 10: the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just got pranked by
- 20:17Speaker 10: your boy Mason.
- 20:20Speaker 9: Let me check y'all something man, I was Brad some man,
- 20:26Speaker 9: I said, Hey man, I.
- 20:27Speaker 12: Was about to act a fool on y'all.
- 20:29Speaker 11: Y'all to show the spent my crib.
- 20:30Speaker 10: You understand me.
- 20:32Speaker 9: One time, y'all.
- 20:33Speaker 6: Ain't got just better to do.
- 20:36Speaker 10: I gotta ask you something. What is the baddest radio
- 20:39Speaker 10: show in the land? Man?
- 20:41Speaker 11: You know it's the Steve Harvey Morning the Show.
- 20:44Speaker 8: Oh, I'm praying for you, nephew. Coming up next as
- 20:49Speaker 8: the Rio and Junior. You're listening Harvey Morning Show coming
- 20:54Speaker 8: up at the top of the hour. And entertainment news.
- 20:57Speaker 8: Memphis mother faces neglect charges for making her baby girl
- 21:01Speaker 8: her toddler wax grown naked women very disturbing. Kim Kardashian
- 21:08Speaker 8: stated that yeah, stated that it's going to take a
- 21:12Speaker 8: special man to deal with her big life. And Miss Westy,
- 21:16Speaker 8: our bestie is charting on Billboard's Hot one hundred at
- 21:19Speaker 8: only ten years old. That's all coming up at the
- 21:23Speaker 8: top of the hour. But right now it is time
- 21:25Speaker 8: to ask the Ready to Love office at the Riddlo
- 21:28Speaker 8: and Junior, here we go, Olivia and Kalamazoo says, there's
- 21:32Speaker 8: a handsome man that's usually at the coffee shop on
- 21:35Speaker 8: his laptop. We chat while I wait, and he smells
- 21:39Speaker 8: so good every time. Yesterday my coffee was already paid
- 21:43Speaker 8: for by him. We have been flirting for weeks.
- 21:46Speaker 1: Can I ask him? What's up?
- 21:49Speaker 5: What's up?
- 21:50Speaker 1: You know what's up?
- 21:52Speaker 3: And it ain't no damn coffee. You know what's up, baby,
- 21:55Speaker 3: We just we've been baiting this for a long time.
- 21:57Speaker 3: We've been making eye contact all this. You know what's up.
- 22:01Speaker 3: And in a minute, it ain't gonna be that coffee.
- 22:03Speaker 3: In a minute that the next stop gonna be your
- 22:05Speaker 3: spot on his spot. And we're gonna get this out
- 22:07Speaker 3: the way because we done already in our minds. We
- 22:10Speaker 3: both have done it already. But we're gonna get it
- 22:13Speaker 3: out the way.
- 22:13Speaker 2: Ju Ju, I feel the same way time he is.
- 22:16Speaker 13: I'm saying right now, the next thing you're gonna lift,
- 22:18Speaker 13: it won't be coffee, not lifting coffee, no more?
- 22:21Speaker 3: Excuse me?
- 22:21Speaker 1: You in the middte and he paid for it and
- 22:25Speaker 1: stayed on the laftop.
- 22:26Speaker 10: It was water.
- 22:27Speaker 8: Haughty guys.
- 22:28Speaker 13: Come on now, see you know how much coffee calls marriage.
- 22:34Speaker 13: You know, almost a carameliado is now, Sheriff is really
- 22:41Speaker 13: we're not drinking regular coffee. No, we're not at the
- 22:44Speaker 13: corner store. Were at the coffee.
- 22:45Speaker 5: Shop anyway, coffee cofts.
- 22:48Speaker 1: Coffee, coffee light because I like mine black.
- 22:52Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 22:53Speaker 1: They You should never have to call your name with coffee.
- 22:55Speaker 1: Now he called you, Dame Shirley.
- 22:57Speaker 13: Shirley your coffee, call him your coffee.
- 23:00Speaker 1: I'm so happy to it.
- 23:01Speaker 2: They say.
- 23:03Speaker 8: They're gonna be together.
- 23:04Speaker 1: They got together your coffee.
- 23:06Speaker 13: They do it all the time.
- 23:08Speaker 5: Okay.
- 23:08Speaker 8: So, so Olivia has her a new man because he
- 23:11Speaker 8: bought her some coffee.
- 23:12Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, and he got his left on house, all right.
- 23:16Speaker 8: Moving on to Lyric and Philly, Lyric writes, I'm close
- 23:19Speaker 8: friends with my cousin's boyfriend, and I know it bothers
- 23:22Speaker 8: my cousin. He invited me to go to a concert,
- 23:25Speaker 8: but she wasn't invited because she doesn't like rap. Should
- 23:28Speaker 8: I go or not?
- 23:30Speaker 2: No?
- 23:31Speaker 5: Stop that.
- 23:32Speaker 3: You know what you're doing. You know what you're doing,
- 23:35Speaker 3: and you know what you're doing to her, and you
- 23:36Speaker 3: know that this is wrong. This has nothing to do
- 23:38Speaker 3: with you. You ain't got nothing to do. Why are
- 23:40Speaker 3: you in this relationship? Stop that, Go find you a
- 23:43Speaker 3: man somewhere.
- 23:44Speaker 8: From the sound of it, she was. She was friends
- 23:47Speaker 8: with the with the cousin's boyfriend first.
- 23:51Speaker 5: But it's got to stop it now.
- 23:52Speaker 3: Sure, it's got to stop now, it's got Now there's
- 23:55Speaker 3: a relationship involved, and you're actually making this woman insecure.
- 23:59Speaker 5: So back down.
- 24:00Speaker 3: If if she's not going to the concert, then you
- 24:03Speaker 3: don't need to be going either. He can have his
- 24:04Speaker 3: butt in the concert by himself.
- 24:06Speaker 2: That's it.
- 24:07Speaker 5: I'm sorry, that's ready to love. Let's go.
- 24:10Speaker 8: Yeah, here, where's the ignorance stupidity?
- 24:15Speaker 2: We missed that?
- 24:17Speaker 8: Come on junior with you guys, I'm talking.
- 24:19Speaker 7: She should she go?
- 24:20Speaker 13: Or now, no, she shouldn't go. But since you went Phillip.
- 24:23Speaker 13: If you've never been to the Met in Philly, you
- 24:25Speaker 13: should go. Yeah, that's what that's you know, the Met
- 24:29Speaker 13: in Philly.
- 24:30Speaker 5: That's yeah.
- 24:32Speaker 1: The men.
- 24:33Speaker 13: If you've never been to the Met, it's really nice.
- 24:35Speaker 13: That's where you should go. If you have never been.
- 24:37Speaker 5: Oh okay, yeah, with him or without him.
- 24:39Speaker 1: With or without him, just golf, just see the men.
- 24:42Speaker 5: Anything.
- 24:45Speaker 1: You can't go see drake if he had the drake.
- 24:49Speaker 5: Now you ain't saying.
- 24:52Speaker 1: He said her round to hell? If you ain't seen
- 24:55Speaker 1: make meal at the at the Met, didn't go. Also,
- 24:59Speaker 1: that depends on who was wrapping.
- 25:00Speaker 8: Yeah, you guys, these answers.
- 25:05Speaker 5: Okay, we all going.
- 25:12Speaker 1: Qus loving it.
- 25:16Speaker 8: Was okay. Moving on to fam in Sarasota, Pam Rights.
- 25:23Speaker 8: My boyfriend likes to record us being intimate. He wants
- 25:26Speaker 8: to post the videos on only fans to make money
- 25:29Speaker 8: for our wedding and our honeymoons. I'm not totally opposed
- 25:33Speaker 8: to it, but what if my family and for co
- 25:35Speaker 8: workers see us. Is the risk worth the reward?
- 25:39Speaker 2: Oh?
- 25:40Speaker 5: No, you got to unbooty me?
- 25:42Speaker 8: No, No, what does that mean?
- 25:46Speaker 2: Unbooted?
- 25:53Speaker 1: Unbooty me? So I don't know.
- 26:00Speaker 3: I know this is going The camera's gonna them, camera
- 26:04Speaker 3: gonna get y'all asked in trouble. Stop that, Yes, stop that.
- 26:07Speaker 3: Quit trying to post this post that you caught up
- 26:10Speaker 3: in the moment. Now you want to go back and
- 26:12Speaker 3: look at it and see it. Stop put them cameras down.
- 26:15Speaker 8: Doing it for a reason, Tommy, they need to pay
- 26:17Speaker 8: for their wedding and their honeymoons.
- 26:19Speaker 3: Don't nobody to pay for they win and through those
- 26:21Speaker 3: dog on videos like that. I don't know where they
- 26:23Speaker 3: do that at. Don't nobody do that?
- 26:25Speaker 1: It's a fundraiser. Yeah, you can go fund me like that.
- 26:30Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, you got all kinds of side hustles.
- 26:36Speaker 5: One, wait till Jack can get up. Wait, let me
- 26:40Speaker 5: go down here. How much we're talking how much money.
- 26:43Speaker 3: Were talking about? We're talking about sick figgure. I mean,
- 26:46Speaker 3: if y'all really got to see it, I'm telling it
- 26:48Speaker 3: ain't much to see. But if y'all really want to
- 26:50Speaker 3: see it. But I'm telling you now, it ain't six
- 26:54Speaker 3: six and a half minutes, that's all it is. I'm
- 26:56Speaker 3: just saying, don't miss it. Don't miss it.
- 27:00Speaker 1: What you got. I love it.
- 27:05Speaker 13: Because she's not opposed to it, she said, I'm not
- 27:10Speaker 13: opposed to I'm not.
- 27:11Speaker 2: Totally opposed to it.
- 27:12Speaker 13: So if the woman wants to do this, and we
- 27:14Speaker 13: waited for a wedding and a honeymoon, this is a
- 27:16Speaker 13: great idea, go ahead, post it, go post it.
- 27:19Speaker 1: It is the worth the reward. Do you want to
- 27:22Speaker 1: go to church and k cos or not? That's what
- 27:23Speaker 1: you need to ask yourself question, that's.
- 27:26Speaker 2: The real question.
- 27:27Speaker 1: Do you want to go to church and k cos
- 27:29Speaker 1: or not?
- 27:29Speaker 10: Right?
- 27:30Speaker 1: I love it, that's it? Or do we just stay
- 27:34Speaker 1: in Sarasota? What are we doing?
- 27:37Speaker 3: Do you do it?
- 27:38Speaker 2: Would you do it?
- 27:39Speaker 1: Oh me, Nah, no, my wife had gone for that.
- 27:42Speaker 2: No, not my wife.
- 27:43Speaker 1: No posting it. No, she's like she'd like me to
- 27:45Speaker 1: post her now nah yeah, with cloth off? But are
- 27:50Speaker 1: we going to? Are we going to church?
- 27:52Speaker 8: And k Co's?
- 27:52Speaker 13: Are we stand in Sarasota? It's the only question you
- 27:55Speaker 13: need to ask yourself. That's it.
- 27:57Speaker 1: And the only means to that is the only fans.
- 28:00Speaker 1: It's just only fans. Like Tommy said, it can't be
- 28:03Speaker 1: no more than six minutes.
- 28:04Speaker 4: What the hell are you?
- 28:05Speaker 10: What?
- 28:06Speaker 2: Who I got?
- 28:07Speaker 5: I'm six, I'm saying I'm six men. Now, y'all keep
- 28:10Speaker 5: watching it.
- 28:11Speaker 3: But we we sit around here eating sandwiches after that,
- 28:14Speaker 3: so y'all can keep looking at me wanting but it
- 28:15Speaker 3: ain't not nothing to happen.
- 28:17Speaker 13: But time we all six men, I'm safe. We all, oh,
- 28:19Speaker 13: we're all six minutes. It's not all night long no more.
- 28:22Speaker 1: We fought over forty five.
- 28:24Speaker 2: We'll come on now.
- 28:25Speaker 1: Speak for yourself. Ain't nobody.
- 28:27Speaker 13: I'll tell you right now, because anybody over forty going
- 28:30Speaker 13: ain't over there.
- 28:33Speaker 10: You know.
- 28:35Speaker 1: You know me and Tommy right there?
- 28:38Speaker 2: Fix is the magic number.
- 28:40Speaker 9: Stop?
- 28:42Speaker 8: So she you say she should junior if she wants
- 28:45Speaker 8: to go to Turks and Caicos or stands Sarrisota. But yeah,
- 28:51Speaker 8: I hope her family or her coworkers don't see.
- 28:53Speaker 3: If they do, my family shouldn't be my fans. Yeah,
- 28:58Speaker 3: they ain't got no business watching.
- 29:02Speaker 8: A Thanks guys, Coming up next, we'll have some entertainment
- 29:06Speaker 8: news for you right after this. You're listening hard morning show.
- 29:13Speaker 8: So did you gonna care about this? A mother in
- 29:15Speaker 8: Memphis was arrested in Charles charged with child neglect after
- 29:19Speaker 8: she posted videos of her five year old daughter doing
- 29:24Speaker 8: bikini waxes on naked women. Reportedly, the mother has a
- 29:28Speaker 8: hair removal service, and she promotes her business on Instagram
- 29:31Speaker 8: and Twitter. Images of the little girl went viral on
- 29:35Speaker 8: Instagram earlier this week, but were deleted after the mother's arrest. Allegedly,
- 29:41Speaker 8: in one of the pictures, the five year old was
- 29:44Speaker 8: applying hot wax to the bikini area of a woman
- 29:47Speaker 8: as a woman was lying on her back, holding her
- 29:50Speaker 8: legs up in the air. What In the caption, the
- 29:54Speaker 8: mother brag that her daughter had waxed twenty four clients
- 29:57Speaker 8: that day. She was arrested in charl with neglect as
- 30:01Speaker 8: she should have been so can you guys believe this?
- 30:04Speaker 14: Mom?
- 30:04Speaker 1: Did you see the picture?
- 30:06Speaker 2: We got another one?
- 30:07Speaker 5: Come on, come on, let's get past this.
- 30:10Speaker 8: Yeah, but who are you, as a grown woman to
- 30:13Speaker 8: let a five year old whax you anyway?
- 30:15Speaker 5: What is that?
- 30:16Speaker 2: How you lay up there and let that happen?
- 30:18Speaker 8: Yeah, this is horrible.
- 30:20Speaker 1: That's horrible, that's disgusting. It's the colect How dare you?
- 30:23Speaker 1: You've been to your child? She's five years old, and
- 30:27Speaker 1: this is what you decide to do with your daughter?
- 30:30Speaker 8: This?
- 30:30Speaker 14: This is it, this is what she is.
- 30:32Speaker 2: Bad.
- 30:32Speaker 5: It's bad. But I don't want to hear about it.
- 30:34Speaker 5: Ain't no work out there. I don't want to.
- 30:38Speaker 1: Work this job neglect, this is no, this is yeah,
- 30:42Speaker 1: she's a doing mom. Do we have the name of
- 30:45Speaker 1: the company that she owns?
- 30:47Speaker 2: What difference?
- 30:47Speaker 13: Because they did well? Because they fired the five year old?
- 30:49Speaker 13: I mean, this is job opening and my nephew need one.
- 30:52Speaker 13: He needs to understand he can go do something else.
- 30:55Speaker 8: They did not fire the five year old.
- 30:58Speaker 1: Well, she was working working on the business.
- 31:01Speaker 2: The mother.
- 31:02Speaker 8: Yeah, I hope she's she's with someone, a caring family member.
- 31:07Speaker 8: She's with something.
- 31:08Speaker 1: Yeah, you can you.
- 31:09Speaker 5: Can actually lose your child like that, but I mean, yeah,
- 31:12Speaker 5: you really can child, That's.
- 31:14Speaker 10: What it is.
- 31:15Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, what I'm doing.
- 31:17Speaker 1: And she's in jail. The mother's in jail.
- 31:20Speaker 8: You're not that hard up mom.
- 31:23Speaker 5: That baby can't say she's been working since she was fired.
- 31:26Speaker 3: I've been working. I've been I've been getting a check
- 31:28Speaker 3: since I was fired. I don't want to hear that
- 31:29Speaker 3: nails all one.
- 31:32Speaker 8: In a recent talk with James Corden, Kim Kardashian was
- 31:36Speaker 8: asked if she would get married again. She said she's
- 31:38Speaker 8: not lonely. She has her kids, and she has work
- 31:41Speaker 8: and her family, but it will be nice to share
- 31:44Speaker 8: life with someone. Kim added quote, there will be moods
- 31:47Speaker 8: where I'm just like, you know what, I understand. My
- 31:49Speaker 8: life is really big, and I understand it takes a really,
- 31:52Speaker 8: really special and unique person to want to deal with that.
- 31:55Speaker 8: I think my life is really fun and whoever comes
- 31:58Speaker 8: in my life will have a really good time. When
- 32:01Speaker 8: Kim was asked what are some of her desired traits
- 32:04Speaker 8: in the man, she said she he has to have
- 32:06Speaker 8: good teeth. He has them with you on that one, Kim,
- 32:09Speaker 8: and can hold his own. Just a good genuine person
- 32:13Speaker 8: that's driven and motivated. Yeah, you guys see anything wrong
- 32:16Speaker 8: with that?
- 32:17Speaker 1: That's cool?
- 32:17Speaker 8: Right?
- 32:18Speaker 5: I mean where is there a place to sign up?
- 32:21Speaker 5: I mean what what what are you saying?
- 32:23Speaker 2: What is she dating?
- 32:25Speaker 5: I mean not for me, not for me, you know
- 32:28Speaker 5: all the guys.
- 32:30Speaker 1: Yeah, she's dating Odell beckham More.
- 32:33Speaker 8: That question comes up, but it doesn't seem like it
- 32:35Speaker 8: in her response unless she's she's saying that it had
- 32:39Speaker 8: he has to be really, unless she's saying he's really
- 32:41Speaker 8: really special and unique. Yeah, well you get motivated. Does
- 32:47Speaker 8: he have good teeth?
- 32:48Speaker 10: Yeah?
- 32:49Speaker 1: He has to think so. Yeah, the Super Bowls? Because
- 32:53Speaker 1: my whole thing is for Kim. Who's left?
- 32:56Speaker 2: You dated?
- 32:56Speaker 5: Everybody?
- 32:58Speaker 1: Who's okay? Part?
- 33:01Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 33:01Speaker 1: Who left?
- 33:03Speaker 9: I don't?
- 33:03Speaker 1: I mean women?
- 33:05Speaker 8: What is wrong with her?
- 33:06Speaker 1: Who is left?
- 33:07Speaker 2: She dated?
- 33:07Speaker 10: Every?
- 33:08Speaker 1: Lot of people are left there?
- 33:09Speaker 13: Basketball players, seven NFL players, a lot of two baseball players.
- 33:13Speaker 4: Who the hell.
- 33:14Speaker 5: Has left one Saturday night?
- 33:17Speaker 1: Your only requirement is good teeth?
- 33:19Speaker 8: We were not her only requirement. But yeah, well I'm married.
- 33:25Speaker 8: I wish her. Well, yeah, she's been married.
- 33:27Speaker 1: She's gonna be down there the Circus date three times, Yes, and.
- 33:32Speaker 5: James, everybody go in that house, come crazy.
- 33:36Speaker 1: And you ain't no, ain't no more rappers left. She
- 33:39Speaker 1: date all of them, they all go.
- 33:42Speaker 8: She dated Kanye and married him, all right, all right?
- 33:46Speaker 8: Moving on, uh, Continuing in our Kardashian West entertainment news,
- 33:51Speaker 8: Kanye turned heads earlier this week in Milan, Italy at
- 33:54Speaker 8: a professional soccer game. He was wearing one of those
- 33:57Speaker 8: black masks over his entire head and face, but of
- 34:01Speaker 8: course we're not surprised. For the Super Bowl, he wore
- 34:03Speaker 8: an Alexander McQueen mask with a white crucifix between his eyes.
- 34:07Speaker 8: So he continues to do that, you know, to wear
- 34:11Speaker 8: these masks and everything. And their daughter, our.
- 34:15Speaker 1: Bestie, Miss Westy, you know, Miss Northwest.
- 34:17Speaker 8: Well Northwest. Congratulations to her. She's one of the youngest
- 34:21Speaker 8: artists to chart on Billboard's Hot one hundred. She has
- 34:25Speaker 8: a feature on Kanye and ty Dallas Signe's song Taking
- 34:28Speaker 8: and north is very talented. She's only ten years old,
- 34:31Speaker 8: so of course this guy is a.
- 34:33Speaker 2: Limit for her.
- 34:34Speaker 1: Yeah, I've seen her tiktoks.
- 34:37Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, Yeah.
- 34:39Speaker 2: Congratulations to the baby. Yeah you take that damn mask off.
- 34:43Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 34:44Speaker 1: And then who's left?
- 34:46Speaker 5: Still?
- 34:46Speaker 2: I'm still on Who's left?
- 34:48Speaker 1: Ask me, y'all? W ask who's left the baby on
- 34:52Speaker 1: the top one hundred. But who's left though?
- 34:54Speaker 2: For her mom?
- 34:55Speaker 8: That's a baby.
- 34:56Speaker 1: Good congratulations her great job north.
- 35:02Speaker 8: She can do makeup.
- 35:03Speaker 1: I just love he's very creative?
- 35:06Speaker 5: Is okay?
- 35:08Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 35:09Speaker 13: Sure, just don't if the baby that talented? What the
- 35:13Speaker 13: mom mentality is? You'll want him? What montality?
- 35:15Speaker 1: Who left?
- 35:20Speaker 8: And the song is talking? Did I say taking? The
- 35:22Speaker 8: song is talking?
- 35:25Speaker 5: What did you say before you said taking?
- 35:27Speaker 1: I don't know did I say that? I thought I
- 35:31Speaker 1: said the song was talking. It's all good.
- 35:35Speaker 8: We love anyway, this Northwest song is is talking, and
- 35:39Speaker 8: congratulations to her for her features. You're best in Miss
- 35:42Speaker 8: Westy coming up in twenty minutes after the hour of
- 35:45Speaker 8: the residence in the village of Dalton, Illinois. Oh that's
- 35:48Speaker 8: where my brother lives, according to accusing me of dressing
- 35:51Speaker 8: like Nino Brown. Right after this, we'll talk about that.
- 35:55Speaker 8: You're listening hard morning show.
- 35:58Speaker 3: Well.
- 35:59Speaker 8: I don't know if you guys have heard of her,
- 36:00Speaker 8: but her name is Tiffany Henyard. She's the mayor and
- 36:04Speaker 8: she is the youngest and first female mayor of the
- 36:07Speaker 8: village of Dalton, Illinois, just outside of Chicago. She's been
- 36:10Speaker 8: catching major heats from residents who accuse her of dressing
- 36:14Speaker 8: like Nino Brown. You remember Nino Brown from New Jersey
- 36:17Speaker 8: City played by Wesley Snipes. I'm still mad that he
- 36:20Speaker 8: did not get an Oscar nomination about that, but that's
- 36:22Speaker 8: another story.
- 36:25Speaker 10: But I'm with you.
- 36:27Speaker 2: At that.
- 36:28Speaker 1: Yeah, a little salty, but go yeah.
- 36:31Speaker 8: Anyway, They accuse her of dressing like Nino Brown and
- 36:33Speaker 8: blowing thousands of dollars on her lavish lifestyle and vacations,
- 36:38Speaker 8: and using cops to harass her enemies. The mayor is
- 36:41Speaker 8: also accused of hiring a DJ for a town hall
- 36:43Speaker 8: meeting and told the DJ to blast Rhianna's song be
- 36:47Speaker 8: Better Have My Money All while the village is five
- 36:50Speaker 8: million dollars in debt. Mayor Henyard has put up billboards
- 36:55Speaker 8: with her face on it and uses the local police
- 36:58Speaker 8: as her personal bodyguard. According to Fox thirty to Chicago,
- 37:02Speaker 8: the FBI has launched an investigation and has been interviewing
- 37:06Speaker 8: witnesses as part of the investigation into Mayor Henyard's possible
- 37:09Speaker 8: and miss spending. Dalton is twenty miles south of downtown
- 37:13Speaker 8: Chicago and has about twenty thousand residents. So there you go,
- 37:17Speaker 8: so so she's a black woman of course or whatever.
- 37:22Speaker 2: This is out of control.
- 37:24Speaker 5: Spending money.
- 37:25Speaker 3: If she's doing anything wrong, and she's not doing anything wrong.
- 37:29Speaker 2: I think she's doing what Nino would do if he could.
- 37:32Speaker 13: What what what control the police? That's too If you
- 37:36Speaker 13: set a drugs you need the police. So she's doing
- 37:38Speaker 13: that part.
- 37:40Speaker 5: Yeah, we're taking over it called us.
- 37:43Speaker 8: I'm still mad about that. He should have been nominated.
- 37:48Speaker 3: He waden mister Kareem Ogbah, the educated brother from the
- 37:52Speaker 3: brank See. If I'm going down, I'm taking a whole
- 37:53Speaker 3: lot of people with me.
- 37:56Speaker 8: Hi Mom, remember that part Hi Mom.
- 38:00Speaker 1: In the movie.
- 38:01Speaker 8: But anyway, Mayor Henyard, I guess the FBI is going
- 38:04Speaker 8: to get to the bottom of this, about this five
- 38:07Speaker 8: million dollars in debt that the city of Dalton is in.
- 38:10Speaker 8: When we get off, I'm gonna call my brother Fish
- 38:12Speaker 8: because he lives in Dalton. He'll tell me the whole story.
- 38:14Speaker 5: I'm sure you think Fish. You think Fish probably making
- 38:19Speaker 5: cakes for your brother made cakes, right?
- 38:27Speaker 8: Does they are delicious? The pound cakes in any flavor
- 38:30Speaker 8: you can think of.
- 38:31Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 38:33Speaker 1: Anyway, So they're.
- 38:34Speaker 8: Investigating her for possibly misspending and and all of this,
- 38:39Speaker 8: and you know the fact that she played Rihanna's be
- 38:42Speaker 8: better have my money.
- 38:46Speaker 10: There.
- 38:46Speaker 8: Yeah, they're looking at her.
- 38:48Speaker 2: Like playing what they played in the movie to do things,
- 38:53Speaker 2: Do things things.
- 39:00Speaker 8: She hired a DJ for the town hall meeting, like
- 39:02Speaker 8: I said, and she's doing the most.
- 39:06Speaker 1: That's a great move.
- 39:07Speaker 8: All right, we're gonna keep an eye on you. Mayor
- 39:09Speaker 8: Henyrd coming up next, we'll play a game of One
- 39:12Speaker 8: has to go right after this. You're listening hard morning show.
- 39:18Speaker 8: It is time now for a game of one has
- 39:22Speaker 8: to go?
- 39:23Speaker 1: And here we go.
- 39:25Speaker 8: Sense of humor, sex savings? Oh, one has sense of humor?
- 39:33Speaker 5: Savings, saving savings, got the stays.
- 39:38Speaker 1: I knew you were going to say that.
- 39:41Speaker 5: Thanks got So I'm just going to be seers by man.
- 39:46Speaker 1: But that's how you make your money with your sisters.
- 39:49Speaker 5: I'm going to be a serious comedian.
- 39:50Speaker 1: Okay, but what is that though?
- 39:55Speaker 5: I don't know if we're getting rid of that money
- 39:56Speaker 5: that sex. So, hey, you have to take a hit, junior.
- 40:03Speaker 2: I don't agree with him.
- 40:05Speaker 1: What is yours? One has to go?
- 40:07Speaker 13: Since if you saving savings is done, I am said,
- 40:14Speaker 13: I'm sex and funny?
- 40:15Speaker 1: What I even saving?
- 40:16Speaker 13: Well, my whole life so why don't your star.
- 40:19Speaker 1: Yeah, I got sex and.
- 40:23Speaker 2: I got a human.
- 40:24Speaker 1: I can make it work. You get okay?
- 40:27Speaker 2: All right?
- 40:28Speaker 8: One has to go very very long eyelashes, the lashes,
- 40:33Speaker 8: very long nails, or baby hair, which one.
- 40:38Speaker 5: Her baby hair got to go, y'all ain't got way.
- 40:42Speaker 5: That baby has got to wait a minute, wait a.
- 40:43Speaker 1: Minute over the lashes.
- 40:45Speaker 5: I don't want them eyelashes. Yeah, they don't look right
- 40:48Speaker 5: on me.
- 40:49Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, like if it's on a female.
- 40:51Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm not on you.
- 40:53Speaker 2: No on a female.
- 40:55Speaker 1: On you, you don't have any hair, so baby period?
- 40:59Speaker 8: Yeah, do it again, eye lashes, long's the very the
- 41:03Speaker 8: extras okay. And the long, long, long long nails and
- 41:07Speaker 8: baby hair else.
- 41:09Speaker 3: I can't stand them long ass nails, man, especially when
- 41:13Speaker 3: they get the currently. But them big old caterpillars.
- 41:20Speaker 1: Just we'll come back to you.
- 41:24Speaker 13: That's easy for me. Them lashes have to do. I've
- 41:26Speaker 13: dated somebody with very long fingernails and baby hair.
- 41:29Speaker 2: That's fine.
- 41:30Speaker 13: That was all in my thirties. I'm not seen that,
- 41:32Speaker 13: but them lashes. I can't kiss you and you touching
- 41:34Speaker 13: my forehead too, nah, I don't want that. I kiss
- 41:39Speaker 13: you and now I feel your lashes off my face.
- 41:42Speaker 1: They too long.
- 41:43Speaker 8: I'm good, come on, but them nails, man, all right,
- 41:49Speaker 8: we're gonna let you think about that a little more.
- 41:51Speaker 3: We can keep the baby hair. I'm gonna ride it
- 41:54Speaker 3: elong for the baby hair. We're gonna keep the baby hair.
- 41:56Speaker 1: Okay.
- 41:58Speaker 2: I took that baby hair introduced right to my gram mother.
- 42:01Speaker 2: I'm gonna get rid of them nails.
- 42:03Speaker 8: I can't take the nails, all right.
- 42:05Speaker 5: I think I'm just gonna put my head down to
- 42:07Speaker 5: the side and not to let the mind last you touch.
- 42:09Speaker 1: Me, all right?
- 42:12Speaker 9: Uh?
- 42:13Speaker 8: Washing dishes, mowing lawn or doing laundry.
- 42:17Speaker 3: One has to go, oh moing line Okay, no mono
- 42:23Speaker 3: laws therapeutic for me.
- 42:26Speaker 8: Laundry or dishes. Doing the dishes. I don't want to
- 42:30Speaker 8: do them dishes, okay, the one Okay, the dishes.
- 42:35Speaker 5: Oh, I'm a different kind of gutto, you know.
- 42:37Speaker 1: I'm I'm doing white blues gray like my mom told
- 42:44Speaker 1: me too.
- 42:45Speaker 5: All right, here we go.
- 42:46Speaker 3: Uh.
- 42:47Speaker 8: One has to go barbershop, nail salon, sports bar.
- 42:53Speaker 5: Hell. I ain't been through the barber shop about ten years.
- 42:56Speaker 8: Oh, and you to get your go tea trimmed and everything.
- 42:59Speaker 8: He comes to you you he comes to the junior. Oh, yeah,
- 43:03Speaker 8: I know you love the barbershop.
- 43:06Speaker 13: Uh. But for some reason with my headline going back
- 43:09Speaker 13: I go every week. It might be the reason why
- 43:10Speaker 13: I was going back there.
- 43:12Speaker 2: Let it come forward.
- 43:15Speaker 13: Probably probably I probably should let barbershop go, but I can't.
- 43:18Speaker 13: I watched the game at the sports Ball so probably
- 43:22Speaker 13: neilslve but and you I should say barbershop, I should,
- 43:27Speaker 13: but I didn't.
- 43:28Speaker 8: All right, one has to go pizza, cheeseburger, Buffalo Wings.
- 43:34Speaker 5: Oh that pizza got a sneak. Yeah, get rid of
- 43:39Speaker 5: the chee berger. Yes, yes, those pads are gone, sir,
- 43:47Speaker 5: Those days are gone.
- 43:49Speaker 8: You don't know what they balo. Oh, I'm getting rid
- 43:53Speaker 8: of them today.
- 43:54Speaker 1: Should yes, over a cheeseburger and pizza.
- 43:59Speaker 13: I eat a pizza, please, and knock a cheese break
- 44:01Speaker 13: out your hand as I walk by shirt.
- 44:04Speaker 1: Because it'll be gone.
- 44:07Speaker 2: All right?
- 44:07Speaker 8: Coming up next to the nephew and the prank phone
- 44:09Speaker 8: call for today. Right after this, you're listening Hard Morning Show.
- 44:15Speaker 8: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
- 44:17Speaker 8: my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is we
- 44:20Speaker 8: love to do the switcheroo. But he's insecure. We'll find
- 44:25Speaker 8: out what that's all about. Getting too that in just
- 44:27Speaker 8: a few because the nephew is here right now with
- 44:30Speaker 8: today's prank phone call. Nephew, what do you have for
- 44:34Speaker 8: us today?
- 44:35Speaker 3: This right here is the plumber, the plumber. Okay, go
- 44:40Speaker 3: get a plumber call. Be calling the plumber. He didn't
- 44:42Speaker 3: hook these things up wrong, and it is what it is.
- 44:46Speaker 3: Let's go catch off.
- 44:48Speaker 5: Hello.
- 44:49Speaker 3: H Yeah, I'm trying to reach to you, mister, please missus.
- 44:53Speaker 3: How you doing you you're the person that does the
- 44:56Speaker 3: plumbing work, am I right?
- 44:57Speaker 10: Yeah?
- 44:58Speaker 3: Yeah, Now my wife got some work done for you.
- 45:01Speaker 3: You come by the house now do you know, I
- 45:04Speaker 3: know you probably got quite a bit of work.
- 45:07Speaker 6: Well, I do so many throughout the day. So I
- 45:11Speaker 6: have it on my receiver here I can look at
- 45:13Speaker 6: over here.
- 45:13Speaker 1: About three days ago at a street.
- 45:17Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can recall.
- 45:20Speaker 3: Was a lady there, Yeah, it was a tilet was
- 45:24Speaker 3: backed up and was overflowing.
- 45:25Speaker 6: And yeah yeah yeah, I can recall.
- 45:28Speaker 5: And something was wrong with the sink in there too,
- 45:31Speaker 5: and that that had a leak in the back of it.
- 45:33Speaker 6: Yeah, I had a leak in the back and and
- 45:35Speaker 6: I've done that. I fixed that there for you. And uh,
- 45:37Speaker 6: I took that toilet that had around the bottom of
- 45:40Speaker 6: your base the toilet based there. I had to take
- 45:43Speaker 6: that up and retape it because that tape had came
- 45:46Speaker 6: came loose. It was kind of old. And I, you know,
- 45:48Speaker 6: went through that and done all that and and saving
- 45:51Speaker 6: it up and sealed it up and and I rebased
- 45:53Speaker 6: that sealed back there on your in the toilet and
- 45:56Speaker 6: and you sink had a little leak back there in
- 45:58Speaker 6: the back. I'll fixed that it because it you know,
- 46:00Speaker 6: that was really easy there.
- 46:01Speaker 3: So well, no see it that something went wrong with
- 46:05Speaker 3: that tarlet. Now did you did you put another pipe
- 46:10Speaker 3: or something that you reroute up pipe or anything?
- 46:12Speaker 10: No?
- 46:13Speaker 6: No, Like I said, all I did. I took the
- 46:14Speaker 6: base of it off there and I taped it up
- 46:17Speaker 6: where that old tape there, and then I put me
- 46:20Speaker 6: some cement which was with with uh with my pipe
- 46:23Speaker 6: there and I and I sealed it all up, and
- 46:26Speaker 6: I checked it out and lady drive and see if
- 46:28Speaker 6: he leaked, and it didn't leak, and I put your
- 46:30Speaker 6: base back on and you know, and then then I
- 46:33Speaker 6: then you had a little leak there in your sink,
- 46:36Speaker 6: and that was on the top of the uh, the
- 46:39Speaker 6: nozzle there, and I fixed that.
- 46:41Speaker 2: Miss.
- 46:42Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you, because I'm gonna be honest with
- 46:44Speaker 3: you and tell you I'm not happy with what I got.
- 46:46Speaker 6: You're not happy with it.
- 46:48Speaker 5: No, Now, let me tell you what's happening.
- 46:51Speaker 10: Now.
- 46:51Speaker 2: Say somebody in the bathroom.
- 46:53Speaker 3: And they flushed that tarlet right right when they flushed
- 46:56Speaker 3: that tarlet, come out the.
- 46:59Speaker 5: Sink in the kitchen.
- 47:01Speaker 6: Oh me that me say that what you did again?
- 47:05Speaker 3: I said, when they flushed the toilet in the bathroom right,
- 47:10Speaker 3: come out to shank in the kitchen. It come out
- 47:13Speaker 3: in the kitchen like that. I don't know what how
- 47:14Speaker 3: you rapped something like you you didn't misrouted or something.
- 47:17Speaker 10: No, I didn't.
- 47:18Speaker 6: I didn't route anything. All I did was fix the
- 47:21Speaker 6: put the tape on there. So I fixed the leap
- 47:24Speaker 6: that was you know your uh, that's the base of
- 47:26Speaker 6: your tilet I didn't reroute anything. I don't.
- 47:29Speaker 10: I don't.
- 47:30Speaker 6: I don't understand. How can you you reroute a fight?
- 47:33Speaker 6: I don't.
- 47:34Speaker 10: That's height to go.
- 47:36Speaker 6: Into your kitchen and shoot, we'll shoot crap out of
- 47:39Speaker 6: your kitchen like that.
- 47:40Speaker 3: I don't know what what what you did? When you
- 47:43Speaker 3: was up under there and how you re routed something.
- 47:45Speaker 3: But that's what happened, and it's got. It's got is
- 47:47Speaker 3: going from the from that bathroom when you flushed that
- 47:50Speaker 3: Tarlet it come out in my sink in my kitchen.
- 47:54Speaker 5: Now, what's bad about it? This morning?
- 47:56Speaker 2: I'm in there.
- 47:56Speaker 6: Cooking and what what what's your name again?
- 48:00Speaker 2: My name is? They call me?
- 48:02Speaker 6: Okay? And crop is coming out of your your plumbing,
- 48:05Speaker 6: in your.
- 48:06Speaker 5: In my in my kitchen.
- 48:08Speaker 3: Now this morning I set out some red beans and
- 48:10Speaker 3: rice to cook, and I put my beans on that
- 48:13Speaker 3: not I've been cooking.
- 48:14Speaker 5: I've been cooking.
- 48:15Speaker 2: Listen to me.
- 48:16Speaker 5: I've been cooking, all know.
- 48:17Speaker 6: I'm trying to be professional about this because you know
- 48:19Speaker 6: I guarantee my work. I've been doing this over twenty
- 48:21Speaker 6: years and the one thing I do, I guarantee my work.
- 48:24Speaker 6: And I'm real proud about the thing that you know
- 48:26Speaker 6: I do. But what what did you have anybody else
- 48:30Speaker 6: over there working on your pipe? Ain't nobody in your kitchen?
- 48:34Speaker 6: What I did was your bathroom.
- 48:35Speaker 10: You is the room.
- 48:36Speaker 6: The bathroom don't have anything to do with your kitchen.
- 48:40Speaker 6: That's the little pipe have anything to do with one
- 48:42Speaker 6: other other.
- 48:43Speaker 5: Then explain that coming through my sink in my kitchen.
- 48:47Speaker 6: I can't explain it coming from your your sink. I
- 48:50Speaker 6: can only explain that's getting the toilet in your sink.
- 48:54Speaker 10: I have no idea.
- 48:55Speaker 5: I'm gonna listen because this thing got me wrauped up.
- 48:58Speaker 1: Listen now what it is that?
- 48:59Speaker 6: Well, you I got me kind of wrapped up here
- 49:01Speaker 6: because you know, like I said, I do this here
- 49:03Speaker 6: and I've been doing it for twenty years, and that's
- 49:05Speaker 6: the first time I ever heard, right, anything like that
- 49:07Speaker 6: being happened.
- 49:08Speaker 10: I ain't never seen it.
- 49:08Speaker 5: Well, I'm gonna tell you it's just disgusting.
- 49:11Speaker 1: The big cook to cook.
- 49:12Speaker 3: Red beans all day, and now I find out that
- 49:15Speaker 3: it's sitting in some dirty water like that.
- 49:17Speaker 6: You didn smell the water when you was in the
- 49:19Speaker 6: in your seat, but I'm quite sure it had allowed
- 49:22Speaker 6: or smell.
- 49:24Speaker 5: I didn't smell nothing.
- 49:25Speaker 3: Now this more earlier this morning, I washed my hand
- 49:27Speaker 3: now and I didn't what I washed my hair in there.
- 49:32Speaker 5: That's just what it smelled like, a baggy.
- 49:35Speaker 6: I'm just I just I just refuse to believe that
- 49:38Speaker 6: the work I did on your toilet in there, taping
- 49:40Speaker 6: some stuff up and seeming some stuff up and on
- 49:43Speaker 6: your seat and anything to do with scrap me and
- 49:46Speaker 6: shout out your damn kitchen seat.
- 49:48Speaker 3: Well, I tell you what what I need to do
- 49:50Speaker 3: is for you to get your back over here and
- 49:53Speaker 3: fix it, because this here ain't a good job and
- 49:55Speaker 3: I don't recommend nobody using you.
- 49:57Speaker 6: Well, first of all, why I'm trying to be professional
- 50:00Speaker 6: about it and you cussing me and that ain't gonna
- 50:03Speaker 6: get nothing done.
- 50:04Speaker 1: Ma's once come out my pay.
- 50:06Speaker 5: It was no longer professional, not.
- 50:09Speaker 6: As you hand somebody else over there doing something in
- 50:11Speaker 6: your scene.
- 50:11Speaker 5: I ain't had nobody.
- 50:13Speaker 6: Do you have a godage just falling over like look,
- 50:15Speaker 6: ain't coming out.
- 50:16Speaker 10: Your down that just it ain't high the wellness.
- 50:18Speaker 2: It's crap coming out.
- 50:20Speaker 4: Of my gut.
- 50:21Speaker 5: You get your back.
- 50:22Speaker 3: Over here and you fixed what you're sposed to fix
- 50:24Speaker 3: and say it right that I'm not paying another damn
- 50:27Speaker 3: dying for.
- 50:28Speaker 10: It to fix.
- 50:29Speaker 6: A Hey, I tried to be professional about it. I'm
- 50:32Speaker 6: listening to what you gotta say. I shout hold up
- 50:34Speaker 6: on it a long time ago, but I'm guarantee of
- 50:37Speaker 6: work and I'm trying to you know, down with my customers.
- 50:40Speaker 6: When I left, I told her to pressure tarlet she
- 50:43Speaker 6: flush the tart. She ran the foster in the bathroom.
- 50:46Speaker 6: We ain't no problem now, if you don't want somebody
- 50:48Speaker 6: else over there, they're doing whatever knows what I don't.
- 50:52Speaker 6: I damn sure, I don't know you. You know I
- 50:54Speaker 6: ain't none of my business.
- 50:55Speaker 5: I hate some of them red beans and not what
- 50:57Speaker 5: bothered me now? I feel sick to my stomach.
- 51:01Speaker 6: And pread mean and whatever head you ain't over there.
- 51:04Speaker 6: It's like, boy, you you you crazy hell.
- 51:07Speaker 5: I'm gonna make your did something me, red beans. If
- 51:10Speaker 5: you don't come to fix me pipe, you.
- 51:12Speaker 10: Can got to hell.
- 51:13Speaker 6: I'm trying to be professional. I told you I'm doing
- 51:16Speaker 6: my job.
- 51:17Speaker 10: I did it the best I know I could.
- 51:19Speaker 6: If what I got when I left there wasn't nothing
- 51:21Speaker 6: leaking one pipe. Don't bear with the other like.
- 51:24Speaker 5: You get over here, sixteen pipe.
- 51:26Speaker 4: That's what you.
- 51:27Speaker 6: You you and your wife kiss my because I know
- 51:31Speaker 6: well I do it. I was standing the job over there.
- 51:34Speaker 5: You ain't done nothing.
- 51:35Speaker 6: If I got take them, pay me in the rice,
- 51:37Speaker 6: stick them up here, you and.
- 51:39Speaker 10: Your pipes and all. I don't give a damn I
- 51:41Speaker 10: know what's coming up. I ain't take some bread, mean
- 51:44Speaker 10: the rights, I ain't.
- 51:45Speaker 6: Done nothing over there and your damn kitchen.
- 51:48Speaker 10: To have you there, I say it with me.
- 51:49Speaker 4: I got one more thing I want.
- 51:51Speaker 10: To say to you. You listening, I'm listening to you.
- 51:54Speaker 3: This is Nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Marty Show.
- 51:59Speaker 1: Just y'all play by your body.
- 52:08Speaker 10: Man, y'all, y'all, man, Hey man, I gotta ask.
- 52:12Speaker 2: You big time.
- 52:13Speaker 3: What is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio
- 52:17Speaker 3: show in the legend.
- 52:18Speaker 10: You got it.
- 52:20Speaker 6: Show got me this morning?
- 52:26Speaker 2: I tell you what. What we're gonna do? Is it here?
- 52:28Speaker 5: Me and You're gonna get together and we're gonna praak.
- 52:30Speaker 2: How about that?
- 52:32Speaker 6: If you have time.
- 52:39Speaker 5: And now you have it? Stupid as all get out.
- 52:41Speaker 5: Uh huh uh huh. I would be stupid.
- 52:43Speaker 3: This weekend in Greensboro, North Carolina, all shows are sold out.
- 52:47Speaker 5: Laying in the cut is Charlie Good Nights.
- 52:49Speaker 3: That will be next weekend in Riley, North Carolina, next Friday,
- 52:52Speaker 3: Saturday and Sunday to night.
- 52:55Speaker 5: Catch me on the own network.
- 52:57Speaker 3: That is ready let me let me sexy that thing
- 52:59Speaker 3: up that is ready to love, Okay, ready to love.
- 53:04Speaker 3: That's Friday Night and you don't want to miss it.
- 53:06Speaker 5: And the Thomas Miles, Tommy.
- 53:11Speaker 1: Miles, Yes, Thomas smiles. It's definitely Thomas. All right, Thank
- 53:16Speaker 1: you Tommy.
- 53:17Speaker 8: We love the nephew.
- 53:19Speaker 1: Coming up next, Strawberry Letter.
- 53:20Speaker 8: The subject is we love to do the switcher roof,
- 53:23Speaker 8: but he's insecure.
- 53:25Speaker 2: Wow.
- 53:25Speaker 8: We'll get into that find out what that's all about.
- 53:28Speaker 8: Right after this. You're listening Hard Morning Show. It is
- 53:33Speaker 8: time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need
- 53:36Speaker 8: advice on relationships, work, parenting, sex, and more, please submit
- 53:40Speaker 8: your Strawberry Letter to Steve harveysm dot com and click
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- 53:47Speaker 8: on the air, just like we're going to read this
- 53:49Speaker 8: one right here, right now, and you never know, it
- 53:51Speaker 8: could be yours.
- 53:53Speaker 5: It could be yours. Buckle up and hold on tight.
- 53:55Speaker 2: We got it for you. Here. It is Strawberry Letter.
- 53:58Speaker 1: Thank you nephew.
- 53:58Speaker 8: Subject we loved to do the switcheroo, but he's insecure.
- 54:03Speaker 8: Here Stephen Shirley, I've been married for seventeen years and
- 54:06Speaker 8: when our marriage got stale, my husband asked for a
- 54:10Speaker 8: hall pass. He said he didn't want to cheat on
- 54:12Speaker 8: me behind my back. I told him I wanted to
- 54:15Speaker 8: see who he had in mind for his Hall pass it,
- 54:18Speaker 8: so I just so happened to know the woman and
- 54:20Speaker 8: her husband. I told him, let's both get a hall
- 54:23Speaker 8: pass and we can invite the couple over. That was
- 54:26Speaker 8: two years ago, and we've done the switcheroo at least
- 54:29Speaker 8: once a month with them. I introduced my husband to
- 54:32Speaker 8: another couple, but we haven't hooked up with them as
- 54:35Speaker 8: much because the man makes my husband very insecure. This
- 54:39Speaker 8: newer couple is my favorite for so many reasons. The
- 54:42Speaker 8: husband is Jamaican and that's all I need to say
- 54:45Speaker 8: about him.
- 54:46Speaker 1: The sisters will get it.
- 54:48Speaker 8: He intimidates my husband, but he will not admit it.
- 54:51Speaker 8: If I ask my husband if the Jamaican and his
- 54:53Speaker 8: wife can play with us, my husband makes up all kinds.
- 54:56Speaker 1: Of excuses because he's so insecure.
- 54:59Speaker 8: I've had to from home a few times and I
- 55:02Speaker 8: ended up in the back seat of the Jamaicans SUV.
- 55:05Speaker 8: I hated to do it, but it was worth it
- 55:07Speaker 8: each time. There's no way out of this lifestyle, and
- 55:10Speaker 8: my husband loves it as long as he picks who
- 55:13Speaker 8: we switch with now, I'm always down for whatever, so
- 55:17Speaker 8: I need him to be more open minded. I also
- 55:20Speaker 8: never judge him. I let him do his thing, but
- 55:22Speaker 8: he always gives me feedback after we do a switcheroo.
- 55:26Speaker 8: How do I get my husband to realize it's all
- 55:28Speaker 8: fun and games and he's still the number one man
- 55:31Speaker 8: for me? How do you get your husband to realize
- 55:35Speaker 8: that you haven't convinced me that your husband is the
- 55:38Speaker 8: number one man for you. I am convinced, however, that
- 55:41Speaker 8: he is one of the men for you, because if
- 55:44Speaker 8: your husband was number one, you wouldn't be lending him
- 55:46Speaker 8: out so he could sleep.
- 55:47Speaker 1: With other women.
- 55:49Speaker 8: But swinging or switcheroose as you call it, it's a
- 55:53Speaker 8: real thing in your marriage, and you've even taken it
- 55:56Speaker 8: a step further with seeing this Jamaican guy on the side.
- 55:59Speaker 8: So why do you even care what your husband thinks
- 56:02Speaker 8: as long as you guys get to have all the
- 56:03Speaker 8: hall passes and switcher roos in your marriage. You've been
- 56:06Speaker 8: doing this for two years, you said, And anyway, didn't
- 56:10Speaker 8: you say there's no way out of this lifestyle because
- 56:13Speaker 8: your husband loves it. Well, the real question is are
- 56:17Speaker 8: you still doing it because your husband loves it, or because.
- 56:20Speaker 1: You love it too. You know you love it too.
- 56:24Speaker 1: You said you're down for.
- 56:25Speaker 8: Whatever, and it's all fun and games. Yeah, it is
- 56:28Speaker 8: all fun and games until it isn't. Like you get
- 56:31Speaker 8: caught with the Jamaican in the back seat of his
- 56:34Speaker 8: suv or your husband falls for one of the women
- 56:37Speaker 8: you guys are swinging or switcher' rooing with. Then it's
- 56:40Speaker 8: not so much fun and games. You haven't thought about
- 56:43Speaker 8: that though, have you, nephew.
- 56:45Speaker 3: First of all, I think y'all need to find a
- 56:48Speaker 3: new game to play because every dnny switch a ruin
- 56:50Speaker 3: it not working, you know, you know, twist the monopoly tiaco, Sorry,
- 56:57Speaker 3: hide and go seek. Y'all need to find a new game.
- 57:00Speaker 3: But we know what the issue is, and it is
- 57:06Speaker 3: that Jamaica that's the problem, because every time he walk
- 57:09Speaker 3: in the room, has everybody doing in here, JD. And
- 57:14Speaker 3: you're doing my friend, yes, yes, girl, what you're crying about.
- 57:19Speaker 3: We already know that the Jamaican is coming in and
- 57:22Speaker 3: he putting it down. And that's what makes your man
- 57:24Speaker 3: really really insecure, because that boy right there is clowning
- 57:28Speaker 3: up in there, and that's why you're and fold it
- 57:30Speaker 3: up in the back of that su because you know
- 57:31Speaker 3: what you're gonna get right here, Mike, you already know
- 57:38Speaker 3: what's going on with that Jamaica. He putting it down,
- 57:40Speaker 3: he putting it in work, and your wife loves it. Yes,
- 57:44Speaker 3: you love it, and you don't want to quit playing
- 57:46Speaker 3: this game. And now that you guys are trapped in
- 57:47Speaker 3: the middle of this game, it is never ever, ever
- 57:50Speaker 3: going to be good for you and your husband. It's
- 57:53Speaker 3: pretty much it, y'all. At the end of the road.
- 57:55Speaker 3: Y'all have hit the end of the road. Your relationship
- 57:59Speaker 3: is pretty much complete. Live with I'm gone. I'm sorry.
- 58:01Speaker 3: I just switched to Ready to Love. I'm sorry. Who
- 58:04Speaker 3: created Who made y'all do this in the first place?
- 58:06Speaker 3: Who thought this was a good idea? Who thought that
- 58:08Speaker 3: for y'all relationship that this was gonna be all right?
- 58:11Speaker 14: Who?
- 58:12Speaker 5: Because after the first one, then you do it again,
- 58:15Speaker 5: and then you do it again.
- 58:16Speaker 3: The moment you enter into this lifestyle, you have completely
- 58:21Speaker 3: wrecked your hole and time marriage. And that's what you
- 58:24Speaker 3: all have done. You have wrecked your marriage so in
- 58:26Speaker 3: order for you to but you like it though you
- 58:28Speaker 3: in it, You in it for life. For what you
- 58:30Speaker 3: say you want him to just get along and understand
- 58:33Speaker 3: that it's cool that he's still number one. I don't
- 58:35Speaker 3: understand he really ain't number one. The Jamaica is number one,
- 58:39Speaker 3: let's get that straight. The person that y'all first started with,
- 58:43Speaker 3: he number two, your husband somewhere around three or four.
- 58:46Speaker 5: And you just keep picking couples. So this is just
- 58:49Speaker 5: what y'all do. I'm scared of for y'all to just
- 58:52Speaker 5: roll up on people, y'all. Just y'all just picking people out.
- 58:55Speaker 3: All day, hunting, y'all, just hunting. Y'all be a church
- 58:59Speaker 3: praise in the Lord, clapping your head looking at people.
- 59:01Speaker 3: That's not nice, y'all. Y'all years, So you've been doing
- 59:08Speaker 3: this for two years your relationship and show. I don't
- 59:10Speaker 3: see what you guys have that is really? What is
- 59:15Speaker 3: it about?
- 59:15Speaker 5: You know that you all that that really means something?
- 59:18Speaker 3: What is it other than this? Then y'all fen to
- 59:20Speaker 3: pick the next couple. In the next couple, what do
- 59:22Speaker 3: y'all have as a unit together? And I don't think
- 59:25Speaker 3: y'all have anything. You're completely empty, Yeah, way seventeen years
- 59:30Speaker 3: and the way you.
- 59:31Speaker 5: Fulfill your relationship is with other people. So there you go.
- 59:35Speaker 8: Wow, all right that you Well, we're gonna hear from jor.
- 59:39Speaker 8: You want to get it started, Junior, and then we'll
- 59:41Speaker 8: come back.
- 59:42Speaker 1: Yeah, well you got an opening line for us. Yeah,
- 59:45Speaker 1: let's just take Jamaica off the travel list.
- 59:48Speaker 13: Let's just take that off of them. Yeah, because that's
- 59:51Speaker 13: what we don't need to go just let's not even
- 59:54Speaker 13: even consider. And there's a bunch of things Jamaican we
- 59:57Speaker 13: don't need to we don't need to.
- 59:58Speaker 2: Even talk about.
- 59:59Speaker 13: Okay, all right, no, no, don't even wear have the
- 1:00:02Speaker 13: colors on the flags. Don't even put them on because
- 1:00:05Speaker 13: because black, none of that.
- 1:00:08Speaker 10: None.
- 1:00:08Speaker 1: All right, all right, we got it, junr.
- 1:00:10Speaker 14: Hang on.
- 1:00:11Speaker 8: We'll let you do part two at twenty three minutes
- 1:00:14Speaker 8: after the hour today. Strawberry letter is the subject, we
- 1:00:18Speaker 8: love to do the switcheroo, but he's insecure. We'll get
- 1:00:21Speaker 8: back into it with Junior's response right after this. You're
- 1:00:24Speaker 8: listening hard morning show. All right, guys, here we are
- 1:00:29Speaker 8: part two of this Strawberry letter. The subject is we
- 1:00:33Speaker 8: love to do switcheroo, but he's insecure. Now a woman
- 1:00:36Speaker 8: wrote this letter. She's been married for seventeen years to
- 1:00:39Speaker 8: her husband. She said, when their marriage got stale, her
- 1:00:43Speaker 8: husband asked for a hall pass, so because he didn't
- 1:00:46Speaker 8: want to cheat behind her back, he wanted her to
- 1:00:49Speaker 8: know about it, to be a part of it, I guess,
- 1:00:51Speaker 8: So she she wanted to know the wife did who
- 1:00:56Speaker 8: he had in mind for his hall pass, And the
- 1:00:59Speaker 8: wife just so happened to know this woman and her husband,
- 1:01:02Speaker 8: so she said, well, why don't we She called it
- 1:01:05Speaker 8: not swinging but switcherr ooing. So they had the couple
- 1:01:08Speaker 8: over and that was two years ago and they've been
- 1:01:10Speaker 8: switcherooing and swinging since then. And then she met this
- 1:01:16Speaker 8: Jamaican couple and she really liked this Jamaican man and
- 1:01:20Speaker 8: she said that's all she had to say because the
- 1:01:22Speaker 8: sisters would know why. And this man she really likes,
- 1:01:27Speaker 8: like I said, she's been seeing him on the side
- 1:01:30Speaker 8: outside of her marriage, in the back seat of his SUV.
- 1:01:35Speaker 8: She said she hated to do it, but she could
- 1:01:37Speaker 8: just couldn't help it. And this man makes her husband
- 1:01:40Speaker 8: feel insecure for obvious reasons. Yeah, she's saying, he makes
- 1:01:46Speaker 8: him feel very insecure, so she has to see him
- 1:01:49Speaker 8: on the side, and the husband doesn't want to swing
- 1:01:52Speaker 8: with X. This couple anymore. So anyway, she said she's
- 1:01:56Speaker 8: down for whatever. Her husband loves it, that's why she's
- 1:01:59Speaker 8: doing it it. Uh, we suggest that she's doing it
- 1:02:02Speaker 8: now because she loves it and she lets her husband
- 1:02:05Speaker 8: do his thing, and she wants to let her husband know.
- 1:02:09Speaker 8: She's asking us for advice on how she can let
- 1:02:11Speaker 8: her husband know that he's still number one in her life.
- 1:02:17Speaker 1: That's a joke.
- 1:02:20Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, yeah, because Tom imitates is you can't keep
- 1:02:24Speaker 13: seeing mone Creef every time you see Montcreef, Jamaican mon creef,
- 1:02:31Speaker 13: you have them. You got a whole problem every time
- 1:02:34Speaker 13: monk Creef show up, that accent everything. Let's just take
- 1:02:37Speaker 13: Jamaica off the just vacation list. If he was thinking
- 1:02:40Speaker 13: about going, don't go to Jamaica.
- 1:02:42Speaker 2: Don't do it.
- 1:02:42Speaker 1: Matter of fact, don't do nothing Jamaican.
- 1:02:44Speaker 13: Just don't do nothing because you can't take this nothing
- 1:02:48Speaker 13: like for instance, ox tails, don't eat them.
- 1:02:50Speaker 1: Stop today.
- 1:02:54Speaker 13: Your chicken out out out because you can't take mine
- 1:03:00Speaker 13: crief because you keep crying, you insecure. Just stop doing
- 1:03:03Speaker 13: things Jamaicon rice and peas.
- 1:03:05Speaker 4: No, no, you can't have that.
- 1:03:07Speaker 1: No more could man Crief make all of that you
- 1:03:10Speaker 1: can't have. You're gonna keep crying.
- 1:03:12Speaker 13: You got curry, chicken out out out out nothing Jamaican
- 1:03:20Speaker 13: oussa boat. Don't watch them running now another time you're
- 1:03:24Speaker 13: too late.
- 1:03:25Speaker 1: I can't do nothing nothing plant the plantins out you can't.
- 1:03:34Speaker 1: He can't have those.
- 1:03:35Speaker 13: He's gonna start crying because he's gonna think about mine
- 1:03:37Speaker 13: crief creek the whole time.
- 1:03:40Speaker 1: It's too much.
- 1:03:41Speaker 13: You goat curry, goat out, goat out.
- 1:03:47Speaker 1: Don't do this.
- 1:03:49Speaker 13: You're not number one cause mon creef coming around and
- 1:03:52Speaker 13: your wife behind your back. I don't even know how
- 1:03:53Speaker 13: you even say she's doing it behind your back.
- 1:03:55Speaker 1: No, you did what she did the first time.
- 1:03:57Speaker 13: The first time she did you when you switch your
- 1:03:59Speaker 13: ruin with mink creef, you over there leading man cre
- 1:04:02Speaker 13: have to go in the bedroom. You just started crying
- 1:04:03Speaker 13: because obviously min creef wife ain't worth the damn she
- 1:04:06Speaker 13: You didn't even want to keep going with her.
- 1:04:09Speaker 1: No, you saw monk creep.
- 1:04:10Speaker 13: Every now, I every now I remind all that out.
- 1:04:16Speaker 13: The movie shot Shot is the Jamaican movie shot us.
- 1:04:19Speaker 13: Don't watch that, don't watch.
- 1:04:21Speaker 1: Too much too much. Then that's all it is. Just
- 1:04:23Speaker 1: take everything in Jamaican out your life. That's it.
- 1:04:26Speaker 5: Yeah, watch making Bob's slid.
- 1:04:27Speaker 13: Can we No, he can't because they pushing they pushing
- 1:04:30Speaker 13: in there.
- 1:04:30Speaker 8: Can't about the number one movie in America right now,
- 1:04:33Speaker 8: Bob Marley one, turn it off.
- 1:04:36Speaker 13: I'm talking about turn go ahead to go in the
- 1:04:38Speaker 13: projector room and pull that tape.
- 1:04:39Speaker 1: Don't watch that, don't. Yeah, let's yo.
- 1:04:47Speaker 13: Yeah, we found out who shot the sheriff. If you
- 1:04:49Speaker 13: find that out, you don't need to watch that. Don't
- 1:04:53Speaker 13: listen to none of that.
- 1:04:54Speaker 4: I shot the sheriff.
- 1:04:55Speaker 13: You don't need hear none of that. Now, you don't
- 1:04:58Speaker 13: hear to do none that nothing, Jamaican. Don't what's the
- 1:05:01Speaker 13: colors Jamaican flag corlor?
- 1:05:02Speaker 1: What's that?
- 1:05:05Speaker 2: Don't wear none of that load.
- 1:05:07Speaker 1: You're gonna start crying every single time. Don't wear none
- 1:05:10Speaker 1: of that. No, this is it for you.
- 1:05:12Speaker 2: Don't do it.
- 1:05:12Speaker 1: Don't do nothing, Jamaica.
- 1:05:13Speaker 8: Go ahead, she's quite smitt yes, Carla.
- 1:05:16Speaker 1: Beef patties. Bet not by the beef paddy.
- 1:05:21Speaker 13: Because you saw my cefef right.
- 1:05:25Speaker 1: Beer red stripe, red stripe.
- 1:05:27Speaker 13: He can't even get he can't get the bottle to
- 1:05:30Speaker 13: his mouth. He's gonna be crying the whole time. That
- 1:05:36Speaker 13: not that, not ginger bear nothing Bett Now Chef Rob's
- 1:05:41Speaker 13: Jamaican Chef rob My boy, Chef Rob shouted, Chef Rob
- 1:05:44Speaker 13: over the Chef Rob's cafe.
- 1:05:46Speaker 1: Can't go in there, sit in the parking lot. Then
- 1:05:49Speaker 1: her go in there. Eat, but creef probably over there too.
- 1:05:52Speaker 13: Can't do that.
- 1:05:54Speaker 1: I can't do that. Can't do nothing, Jamaica.
- 1:05:56Speaker 8: No, no, my teaism.
- 1:06:01Speaker 1: Yes, where is that where you be going to hedonism?
- 1:06:04Speaker 1: That way you say you want to go hedonism?
- 1:06:06Speaker 5: Yeah, that's where that's that's that's where the swinger at
- 1:06:08Speaker 5: is that heatonism?
- 1:06:09Speaker 1: Yeah, heating It can't go over there because everybody naked
- 1:06:13Speaker 1: go there.
- 1:06:14Speaker 13: What about Dun's river fall? Boy, he gonna he gonna
- 1:06:18Speaker 13: jump off that fall because he can tell you don't
- 1:06:23Speaker 13: do nothing, Jamaican dog.
- 1:06:24Speaker 1: Get get the get the Sweden so you can feel secure.
- 1:06:27Speaker 1: Get the Sweeten.
- 1:06:28Speaker 8: Leave your comments on Today's Strawberry Letter on the Instagram
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- 1:06:38Speaker 8: free never sounded so good.
- 1:06:39Speaker 1: Coming up next, Junior and Sports Talk right after this.
- 1:06:43Speaker 8: You're listening Harvey Morning Show. It is time out for
- 1:06:47Speaker 8: Junior and sports talk. What you got for us junior?
- 1:06:50Speaker 10: You know what? You know what?
- 1:06:51Speaker 13: Charley, I just I just got to just ask time.
- 1:06:54Speaker 13: I just gotta ask him because you know, tom was
- 1:06:55Speaker 13: you You ran track? You was an athlete? Yeah, you
- 1:06:58Speaker 13: was doing all that time. Okay, just say Tommy, you
- 1:07:01Speaker 13: you play football? He played for football? Okay, he played football.
- 1:07:06Speaker 13: Who would you be on a football field? What game
- 1:07:08Speaker 13: would you want on a football field? Time?
- 1:07:11Speaker 3: Oh?
- 1:07:11Speaker 2: Who would I be?
- 1:07:13Speaker 10: This?
- 1:07:15Speaker 3: Oh?
- 1:07:16Speaker 2: You know what?
- 1:07:18Speaker 3: Yeah, go ahead, I would be Uh. I was gonna
- 1:07:21Speaker 3: say my home. But I don't like mahomes hips.
- 1:07:23Speaker 5: Though, he got I don't like them. Hell, you don't
- 1:07:25Speaker 5: like the.
- 1:07:26Speaker 1: World champion, world champion. He would be Patrick Mahomes. I mean,
- 1:07:33Speaker 1: if you ask me who I would be, now, hey,
- 1:07:35Speaker 1: I mean I thought you that's closer to his height.
- 1:07:39Speaker 1: I thought, he said, Russell, you can't be a foot quarterback.
- 1:07:44Speaker 1: You ain't sick.
- 1:07:45Speaker 5: Yeah, Russell ain't as sexy as me, though. Let me
- 1:07:47Speaker 5: keep going.
- 1:07:47Speaker 3: Let me.
- 1:07:51Speaker 1: Rus like this boy.
- 1:07:55Speaker 5: I would I would probably be right up in the
- 1:07:57Speaker 5: Odell ode.
- 1:07:58Speaker 13: Odell Beckley, Yeah, yeah, Odell Okay, all right, zeke zy.
- 1:08:08Speaker 5: Because of the apps the half the hand, the apps, yeah,
- 1:08:12Speaker 5: the hand.
- 1:08:15Speaker 13: Because you know Tommy think I knew he would. He
- 1:08:17Speaker 13: not picking the athleticism. He's picking sexy, that's all he's picking.
- 1:08:21Speaker 13: Watch this on a basketball court? Who would you be
- 1:08:25Speaker 13: on a basketball court?
- 1:08:26Speaker 9: Top?
- 1:08:26Speaker 1: Who would you really be?
- 1:08:30Speaker 8: What one can say this?
- 1:08:33Speaker 2: Go ahead, go ahead?
- 1:08:33Speaker 1: Sexy positions? Quarterback Jalen Hurts and Philly shout out? He said,
- 1:08:42Speaker 1: Patrick Mahonmes, Okay, what yeah?
- 1:08:45Speaker 5: Basketball basketball?
- 1:08:49Speaker 1: If it's basketball, if you're basketball time?
- 1:08:51Speaker 3: Who was you?
- 1:08:51Speaker 5: What's that boy?
- 1:08:53Speaker 3: What's the one played for the Lakers junior with the
- 1:08:56Speaker 3: Braves and married to uh he used to play.
- 1:08:59Speaker 2: For the Lakes?
- 1:09:01Speaker 1: No nobody? Okay, come on, get married.
- 1:09:03Speaker 5: To the dancer junr Am Sheppard. Yeah yeah you they're
- 1:09:09Speaker 5: not together?
- 1:09:10Speaker 13: Yeah yeah yeah, Town of Taylor husband, they're not together.
- 1:09:14Speaker 13: You walk to him? Braids and ambs.
- 1:09:18Speaker 1: Okay, next question, I don't know how many points are here?
- 1:09:21Speaker 13: Ridiculous On the track, Tommy, who would you be running track?
- 1:09:25Speaker 13: Who would that be?
- 1:09:28Speaker 10: Car?
- 1:09:29Speaker 2: I just want to hear him say it.
- 1:09:31Speaker 5: Chakari Chakari.
- 1:09:38Speaker 13: In the game.
- 1:09:38Speaker 1: Now, Tommy, what card Jr?
- 1:09:44Speaker 2: With my hair? Blowing in the wind.
- 1:09:46Speaker 1: Thank you.
- 1:09:47Speaker 8: Coming up in the top of the hour, a wife
- 1:09:50Speaker 8: needs advice. She thinks her husband is checked out of
- 1:09:52Speaker 8: their marriage. We'll talk about that right after this. You're
- 1:09:55Speaker 8: listening morning show. All right, guys, this is from Andrea
- 1:10:02Speaker 8: and Carrollton. Andrea needs some advice. She says, I had
- 1:10:06Speaker 8: sex with a guy that I've been friends with for
- 1:10:08Speaker 8: twenty two years. He got divorced, and he comes over
- 1:10:11Speaker 8: a lot to play basketball with my son and watch
- 1:10:14Speaker 8: movies just to keep his mind occupied.
- 1:10:17Speaker 1: He wants to date me and see if we.
- 1:10:19Speaker 8: Can build on our friendship, but he says he needs
- 1:10:21Speaker 8: time to sort things out. I think he's at my
- 1:10:24Speaker 8: house all the time because he's lonely. But I'm willing
- 1:10:27Speaker 8: to be patient and let him get his mind straight
- 1:10:29Speaker 8: before he jumps into a relationship with me. But he
- 1:10:32Speaker 8: still wants sex. In the meantime, I'm withholding sex and
- 1:10:36Speaker 8: he said it's too late to do that because it's
- 1:10:37Speaker 8: a crucial part of getting to know me better. We've
- 1:10:40Speaker 8: been friends most of our lives, so shouldn't he know
- 1:10:43Speaker 8: me already?
- 1:10:45Speaker 2: But y'all did it already.
- 1:10:47Speaker 5: It happened.
- 1:10:48Speaker 3: So what we're goin to cut it off. Now, you
- 1:10:49Speaker 3: can't cut off what we didn't started. I'm sorry that
- 1:10:52Speaker 3: you can.
- 1:10:52Speaker 8: It's hervid.
- 1:10:53Speaker 10: No.
- 1:10:53Speaker 3: Now, once we didn't start, we got to keep going,
- 1:10:56Speaker 3: and we need to be consistent with it too.
- 1:10:57Speaker 2: Hello, I'm sorry.
- 1:11:00Speaker 3: We can't just we can't just stop this and all
- 1:11:02Speaker 3: of a sudden we're gonna try to find a relationship
- 1:11:04Speaker 3: after that. No, No, we got to work through it,
- 1:11:07Speaker 3: work through it. Yes, yes, we were gonna love through this.
- 1:11:10Speaker 2: We're already in a relationship.
- 1:11:11Speaker 1: Ship, We've already had sex.
- 1:11:13Speaker 13: We already in a relationship. And you guess what I'm
- 1:11:15Speaker 13: doing you a favor. I'm playing basketball with your son
- 1:11:17Speaker 13: and watching movies.
- 1:11:18Speaker 2: That's what I'm doing.
- 1:11:19Speaker 1: Why come over here with the boy? Yeah, I don't even.
- 1:11:22Speaker 2: Like your boy.
- 1:11:23Speaker 4: I don't like it.
- 1:11:26Speaker 8: Occupied that's what she said, Come on.
- 1:11:31Speaker 2: You, that's what it is.
- 1:11:33Speaker 1: Yes, we are consistent.
- 1:11:35Speaker 2: Yes, we we're in a relationship.
- 1:11:37Speaker 8: So she's saying, but shouldn't he know her already? That's
- 1:11:41Speaker 8: what she's asking, shouldn't he know me already?
- 1:11:43Speaker 5: Well, we need to get to know you a little
- 1:11:44Speaker 5: bit more.
- 1:11:45Speaker 2: We don't.
- 1:11:45Speaker 5: We don't know you in that depth yet.
- 1:11:47Speaker 3: So we got to know what it's like to be
- 1:11:48Speaker 3: with you on a daily basis, how you how we
- 1:11:50Speaker 3: work together on a daily basis.
- 1:11:52Speaker 5: We need to know that. And love is a part
- 1:11:54Speaker 5: of that.
- 1:11:55Speaker 8: Friends we have confuses those things you don't confuse nothing.
- 1:12:00Speaker 5: I'm playing sex makes it a lot more clearer.
- 1:12:04Speaker 8: Yeah, love, and.
- 1:12:05Speaker 2: I'm already I know to.
- 1:12:06Speaker 1: Keep getting his sex. I got to take the bay
- 1:12:08Speaker 1: rasketball if I have to do. I take him out there.
- 1:12:11Speaker 1: I let him shoot some shots. I shoot some shots.
- 1:12:13Speaker 1: We play defense on each other.
- 1:12:15Speaker 13: We get then he's tired. So when he's tired, he
- 1:12:17Speaker 13: go to bed early. That's why I'm still up sex.
- 1:12:22Speaker 4: This is easy.
- 1:12:23Speaker 2: I don't know how this is.
- 1:12:23Speaker 5: That boy don't play ball like that.
- 1:12:25Speaker 10: He is not all that.
- 1:12:26Speaker 2: That boy not.
- 1:12:30Speaker 3: He is not.
- 1:12:30Speaker 5: I'm not here for that boy at all.
- 1:12:32Speaker 8: I'm not here friends for most of their lives.
- 1:12:37Speaker 5: She says.
- 1:12:38Speaker 8: We should know her already. She wants to take what
- 1:12:41Speaker 8: so what.
- 1:12:42Speaker 3: We're supposed to get married next week. We're supposed to
- 1:12:44Speaker 3: get married next week?
- 1:12:44Speaker 10: What?
- 1:12:45Speaker 1: Because to make.
- 1:12:46Speaker 8: Sure that he's okay and not She's not a rebound,
- 1:12:49Speaker 8: That's what she's trying to think.
- 1:12:52Speaker 3: Rebound.
- 1:12:53Speaker 13: Yes, the boy that with the rebound. When the boy
- 1:12:57Speaker 13: missed the shot, I grabbed the rebound. That's what's out
- 1:13:01Speaker 13: there in the driveway. Thank you, all right, you talking
- 1:13:04Speaker 13: about a rebound.
- 1:13:07Speaker 8: Andrea, I tried to help you with these guys. All right,
- 1:13:10Speaker 8: we have we have time for another one.
- 1:13:11Speaker 2: Guys.
- 1:13:12Speaker 8: This one's from Maya in Cincinnati, who says, my husband
- 1:13:15Speaker 8: asked me to take him to the airport, and I
- 1:13:17Speaker 8: hate to drive his car, but he insisted. We were
- 1:13:20Speaker 8: in heavy traffic and I had to slam on breaks.
- 1:13:23Speaker 8: A condom slid from under the driver's seat, and he
- 1:13:27Speaker 8: me picking it up. He said it's his condom that
- 1:13:31Speaker 8: he paid for to keep in his car. He said
- 1:13:34Speaker 8: he would not answer any more questions. When he landed
- 1:13:37Speaker 8: in New York, he still wouldn't tell me about the condom.
- 1:13:39Speaker 8: How do I react? Do I assume he's cheating and
- 1:13:43Speaker 8: just deal with it?
- 1:13:45Speaker 9: Oh?
- 1:13:46Speaker 5: Condomin, that's what's wrong?
- 1:13:49Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 1:13:51Speaker 8: Yeah, Well, was he going to get out of this one?
- 1:13:53Speaker 8: Because he's not out of it.
- 1:13:54Speaker 3: When it's slid. He should have been right down there
- 1:13:56Speaker 3: with it. He really should have under the tie.
- 1:13:59Speaker 8: He tried. She said, he tried to beat me picking
- 1:14:02Speaker 8: it up. Man, Okay, but his lame excuse. It is
- 1:14:06Speaker 8: his condom that he paid for to keep in it talking.
- 1:14:10Speaker 2: Don't say nothing.
- 1:14:12Speaker 1: Just pick the condom up and get.
- 1:14:13Speaker 2: On the plane.
- 1:14:14Speaker 1: Why'd you explaining it? We can't get out of it.
- 1:14:17Speaker 5: He got He got to get his wife hypnotized.
- 1:14:20Speaker 2: He have to.
- 1:14:21Speaker 5: We got to get this out of him. We got
- 1:14:23Speaker 5: to get this out of her head. He got to
- 1:14:26Speaker 5: get hypnotized.
- 1:14:28Speaker 1: Oh my god.
- 1:14:29Speaker 8: Oh that's a tough one.
- 1:14:31Speaker 1: My under the driver's seat.
- 1:14:34Speaker 2: You don't do that. Okay, something happened. I will.
- 1:14:39Speaker 8: We'll have more on the Steam Harvey Morning Show right
- 1:14:42Speaker 8: after this. You're listening har Morning Show. On a recent
- 1:14:49Speaker 8: west Jet flight from Mexico, a passenger was not allowed
- 1:14:52Speaker 8: to fly because she went to the bathroom multiple times
- 1:14:56Speaker 8: before takeoff. The flight attendants decided that it what was
- 1:15:00Speaker 8: best if she was removed from the plane. After she
- 1:15:03Speaker 8: was put off. Yeah, they don't want any more incidents. Evidently,
- 1:15:07Speaker 8: after she was put off the flight, the lady tweeted,
- 1:15:10Speaker 8: just got kicked off of west chest flight from Mexico
- 1:15:13Speaker 8: because I had an upset stomach and was going to
- 1:15:15Speaker 8: the washroom too much before takeoff. WestJet reps responded to
- 1:15:19Speaker 8: her tweet noting that if passengers feel unwell and show
- 1:15:23Speaker 8: clear signs that they are not able to fly due
- 1:15:25Speaker 8: to poor health, they reserve the right to make difficult
- 1:15:28Speaker 8: decisions for the safety of everyone on board. So here's
- 1:15:32Speaker 8: the question, guys, was the airlines wrong for putting her
- 1:15:35Speaker 8: off the plane?
- 1:15:36Speaker 10: Nah?
- 1:15:37Speaker 2: I don't want no, get all. You didn't been how
- 1:15:40Speaker 2: many times, sir?
- 1:15:42Speaker 1: She went multiple times? You didn't feel that.
- 1:15:45Speaker 3: Thing though, they got and everything before we take off
- 1:15:48Speaker 3: because you didn't win in that five six time that
- 1:15:50Speaker 3: went to the bathroom. We ain't got no room we
- 1:15:51Speaker 3: got now we got to clean that out before we
- 1:15:54Speaker 3: get going. No, we don't want you on the flight now.
- 1:15:56Speaker 3: I don't know how long the flight is, but even
- 1:15:57Speaker 3: if it's thirty minutes, Nah, you don't get to go
- 1:15:59Speaker 3: with us. You you got you need to take the bus.
- 1:16:04Speaker 3: That's what you need to do. Yeah, you need to
- 1:16:07Speaker 3: drive and get better. And then I woin'tas morning yet.
- 1:16:12Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 1:16:13Speaker 13: Yeah, I'm gonna ask her to be off the plane
- 1:16:15Speaker 13: because I'm gonna pas.
- 1:16:17Speaker 1: That's a fifth time. Somebody say, so that's a fifth time?
- 1:16:21Speaker 8: Yeah, all right, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey
- 1:16:24Speaker 8: Morning Show coming up at thirty three minutes after the hour,
- 1:16:27Speaker 8: we will play around would you rather? Right after this?
- 1:16:31Speaker 8: You're listening Hardy Morning Show. All right, so it's time
- 1:16:35Speaker 8: now for a round of would you rather?
- 1:16:38Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what we always do. Would you rather?
- 1:16:40Speaker 3: You always asked the question? You always want me and
- 1:16:43Speaker 3: Uncle Steve and j and Junior to answer the question.
- 1:16:47Speaker 2: What's his?
- 1:16:47Speaker 5: Uncle Steve is out? I'm gonna ask the question, and
- 1:16:51Speaker 5: it ain't to juniors to you and call it.
- 1:16:54Speaker 4: Don't ask me nothing?
- 1:16:57Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's the sound for the ladies.
- 1:17:00Speaker 1: Would you rap?
- 1:17:01Speaker 2: How about that?
- 1:17:02Speaker 8: All right?
- 1:17:02Speaker 10: Right?
- 1:17:03Speaker 5: All right, here we go.
- 1:17:04Speaker 3: Would you rather be trapped on an island with More's
- 1:17:08Speaker 3: chestnut or an African man ding go warry.
- 1:17:13Speaker 8: Horse chestnut with chestnut?
- 1:17:16Speaker 3: Ye?
- 1:17:18Speaker 2: Listen to it again.
- 1:17:19Speaker 5: Let's do it again.
- 1:17:20Speaker 3: Crap on the island with Morse chestnut or an African mandingo?
- 1:17:26Speaker 5: Warm?
- 1:17:27Speaker 1: Take me to my home country. I'm going with Morris.
- 1:17:32Speaker 3: Yeah, bye, Morris, You and More is gonna be see
- 1:17:38Speaker 3: a home ground that doggo island.
- 1:17:40Speaker 1: Okay, we don't need to eat.
- 1:17:42Speaker 5: You don't know how to hunt. We don't get home
- 1:17:44Speaker 5: in a minute.
- 1:17:44Speaker 1: We don't need to eat.
- 1:17:46Speaker 8: I got other plans for Morris.
- 1:17:48Speaker 1: It's okay a home continent. Yeah, let me get that right.
- 1:17:53Speaker 3: All right, here we go, ladies and stay with me.
- 1:17:56Speaker 3: No panties the rest of your life, or no broad
- 1:17:58Speaker 3: the rest of your life.
- 1:18:00Speaker 1: That's easy, easy. I learned a lot right now, time
- 1:18:12Speaker 1: right here, commando all.
- 1:18:16Speaker 8: The way, baby, all the way.
- 1:18:19Speaker 4: I wish I would put on.
- 1:18:20Speaker 1: Another problem.
- 1:18:23Speaker 8: Going out abro I do know?
- 1:18:24Speaker 14: Why not the way? Oh no, I can't go with
- 1:18:31Speaker 14: out bra brawlers all the way.
- 1:18:35Speaker 1: Well, we'll be, we'll be.
- 1:18:36Speaker 5: We'll be discussing now when a little later.
- 1:18:38Speaker 1: Guys, wait till get back. Really, Carling, really.
- 1:18:47Speaker 5: It's enough. Listen to this closing now, would you rather
- 1:18:50Speaker 5: march with m l K? Uh huh run away with Harriet?
- 1:18:55Speaker 3: To me?
- 1:18:55Speaker 5: Would your rather march with m l K A run
- 1:18:58Speaker 5: away with here?
- 1:19:00Speaker 8: I think I'm going to march with MLK and I'm
- 1:19:03Speaker 8: running with Harriet.
- 1:19:04Speaker 10: I think.
- 1:19:06Speaker 8: I think march because I walk a lot. Anyway, I'm
- 1:19:10Speaker 8: going to march.
- 1:19:12Speaker 3: At fifty million dollars and you live totally alone or
- 1:19:18Speaker 3: one million dollars and keep family in friends.
- 1:19:22Speaker 8: Oh, I know we're together on this one.
- 1:19:23Speaker 1: Fifty we're alone. No, no, No, I want to be
- 1:19:32Speaker 1: with my family and friends.
- 1:19:34Speaker 2: One million with your family.
- 1:19:36Speaker 8: All right, that's today's version of what you're rather for today.
- 1:19:44Speaker 8: Thank you, Temmy, Thank you Carlo. Coming up next to
- 1:19:46Speaker 8: our last break of the day, and we'll close out
- 1:19:48Speaker 8: the show right after this. You're listening Morning show.
- 1:19:54Speaker 1: All right, guys, here we are last break of the
- 1:19:56Speaker 1: day on this Friday, A good day. Yeah right now, Hey, hey.
- 1:20:01Speaker 3: You know what I'm You know, I'm not big on
- 1:20:02Speaker 3: one that has closing remarks thing, but but I do
- 1:20:06Speaker 3: want to say this. You know, I'm junior and I
- 1:20:08Speaker 3: both we are comedians. We're traveling every other weekend all
- 1:20:13Speaker 3: the time. We're always We're always in passing with other comedians.
- 1:20:17Speaker 3: I just recently our next Jay, big up to him.
- 1:20:20Speaker 3: I passed on as we were changing planes in Atlanta.
- 1:20:23Speaker 3: Tommy Davidson stopped by, was performing in Jacksonville, Florida. He
- 1:20:27Speaker 3: came and surprised me on state, ran up on state,
- 1:20:30Speaker 3: kind of scared the hell out of him with when
- 1:20:31Speaker 3: Tommy Davis came through.
- 1:20:33Speaker 2: La Belle Crawford.
- 1:20:34Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm always passing LaBelle in the airport.
- 1:20:37Speaker 13: Man.
- 1:20:37Speaker 3: So I'm just I'm just big on the camaraderie that
- 1:20:40Speaker 3: we have as comedians. Man, And I know there's a
- 1:20:43Speaker 3: lot going on that we you know that we're seeing
- 1:20:46Speaker 3: right now that that's unfolding with people having beef and
- 1:20:49Speaker 3: this and that, and I just I just want to
- 1:20:52Speaker 3: be that guy that says that that.
- 1:20:53Speaker 5: I don't have that. I don't I don't want that.
- 1:20:55Speaker 3: I wish we could all really, really really be on
- 1:20:59Speaker 3: one accord because I think I think all of us.
- 1:21:01Speaker 5: Are genuine and unique in our own way. We're all different.
- 1:21:04Speaker 1: All you you actually say you don't have a beef,
- 1:21:07Speaker 1: let me tell you something.
- 1:21:08Speaker 5: You and I had an issue about it. Not not
- 1:21:11Speaker 5: Joe so many years ago.
- 1:21:12Speaker 13: If that's what you're bringing to earth, that's what your
- 1:21:14Speaker 13: whole time, you know what you know, Tommy Davidson, all
- 1:21:22Speaker 13: these people that you named like like like, that's not
- 1:21:26Speaker 13: but we got a beef those times because we work
- 1:21:27Speaker 13: together every day, and you.
- 1:21:29Speaker 2: Can go, we're gonna explain it.
- 1:21:31Speaker 5: This gon' explain it. Go ahead, because he started.
- 1:21:35Speaker 1: This, we're on the air. I don't care if we're
- 1:21:38Speaker 1: on the air.
- 1:21:38Speaker 5: I started trying to be sincere about it.
- 1:21:41Speaker 2: I love that we have.
- 1:21:44Speaker 13: Let me, we're just gonna tell you when me and
- 1:21:47Speaker 13: Tommy on the show. Do y'all know Tommy don't even
- 1:21:49Speaker 13: open his dress room door to greet me. I can't
- 1:21:51Speaker 13: get in there on concerts when y'all on.
- 1:21:54Speaker 2: The road, Tommy, y'all the different.
- 1:21:57Speaker 1: This this full difference on the road.
- 1:21:59Speaker 2: This is the same time.
- 1:22:00Speaker 3: And that locked your ass in your dressing room till
- 1:22:03Speaker 3: I got your money me.
- 1:22:05Speaker 13: Yeah see, let me tell you something. I don't know
- 1:22:09Speaker 13: what come to have feet, but I'm just tired. I
- 1:22:10Speaker 13: know I can't here, So I'm telling now I'm tired.
- 1:22:13Speaker 13: I'm tired of you on the road. I'm really answer
- 1:22:16Speaker 13: because first of all, first shirts, you go over your time.
- 1:22:20Speaker 13: That's the first thing you do when you're on the show.
- 1:22:21Speaker 13: You don't never do that your time? Oh no, oh no, Tommy,
- 1:22:25Speaker 13: oh no. I don't care if they tell them twenty minutes,
- 1:22:27Speaker 13: but it's.
- 1:22:30Speaker 3: Say, nephew, Tommy and friends, Julian. I don't care what
- 1:22:34Speaker 3: if you don't what it says. Just don't get the talk.
- 1:22:37Speaker 3: Friends don't get to do.
- 1:22:38Speaker 8: But what we're supposed to be getting along, we don't.
- 1:22:41Speaker 1: We don't.
- 1:22:42Speaker 13: I'm forglad just came out today. I feel I feel,
- 1:22:45Speaker 13: I feel exenerated. I really do, because takes nothing time
- 1:22:47Speaker 13: to do. Tommy took all the chicken wan right wing
- 1:22:52Speaker 13: off off the wings.
- 1:22:53Speaker 5: The wings is on my ride of Julia, ain't they?
- 1:22:56Speaker 1: And it is another thing?
- 1:22:58Speaker 13: Okay, no, forget Yeah, since we all comedians beef and
- 1:23:01Speaker 13: might well tell y'all about this one. He called another
- 1:23:03Speaker 13: problem I have with time? Tell me looking at you
- 1:23:06Speaker 13: like I'm looking at you right now?
- 1:23:07Speaker 1: Shirt and cars?
- 1:23:08Speaker 10: Do you know?
- 1:23:09Speaker 1: I got to ask Avery to talk to Tommy.
- 1:23:11Speaker 8: This is nons his assistance before I even have to
- 1:23:15Speaker 8: share work.
- 1:23:17Speaker 6: I have a word.
- 1:23:18Speaker 5: Okay, but what do you want though?
- 1:23:21Speaker 2: What do you want? Nothing?
- 1:23:22Speaker 13: Just to say I'm here.
- 1:23:24Speaker 1: I don't want nothing.
- 1:23:25Speaker 13: But every time I let me check with tom again,
- 1:23:27Speaker 13: he looked right, Tell.
- 1:23:28Speaker 1: Tommy, do you want to talk to you? Does this
- 1:23:30Speaker 1: sound right?
- 1:23:32Speaker 9: Do this sound right?
- 1:23:34Speaker 1: And I go to work with him every day, every day?
- 1:23:36Speaker 1: Right with you? This the beef, this the beef?
- 1:23:41Speaker 10: What do you?
- 1:23:42Speaker 4: But what do you want to know?
- 1:23:43Speaker 10: Do you know?
- 1:23:44Speaker 2: Here?
- 1:23:44Speaker 1: Another problem I have. I'm gonna get it all off
- 1:23:49Speaker 1: my chance. Let me get tell you.
- 1:23:51Speaker 13: We don't get god, no, no, no, no, no, no,
- 1:23:54Speaker 13: I'm talking. Let me tell you I'm just gonna tell
- 1:23:55Speaker 13: y'all because y'all know at meet and greet, Tommy makes
- 1:23:59Speaker 13: me sign here autographs for other people.
- 1:24:03Speaker 1: He's so lazy. They Tommy signed up.
- 1:24:06Speaker 13: I'm back there in the back signing autographs for him
- 1:24:08Speaker 13: on shirts before the show.
- 1:24:11Speaker 1: This the beef that we have. And I'm tired because
- 1:24:14Speaker 1: I'm getting. I'm getting right as cramp. That's what I'm getting.
- 1:24:16Speaker 5: This is training you, This is training you on how
- 1:24:18Speaker 5: to come up?
- 1:24:19Speaker 2: Boy?
- 1:24:20Speaker 1: What is wrong with that? Let me tell you something?
- 1:24:23Speaker 4: Let me tell you something.
- 1:24:24Speaker 1: Guess? Yes, did y'all know I worked for Ready to Love?
- 1:24:27Speaker 1: Did y'all know that?
- 1:24:29Speaker 8: Now about guess?
- 1:24:36Speaker 1: Guess what I do Already to Love? Though y'all want
- 1:24:38Speaker 1: to want?
- 1:24:39Speaker 2: You wonder what I want?
- 1:24:40Speaker 1: Ready Love? Check people in the hotel rooms. That's all
- 1:24:44Speaker 1: I get to do.
- 1:24:45Speaker 2: That's it.
- 1:24:46Speaker 1: I don't do nothing.
- 1:24:47Speaker 13: He Temmy may show up do out there letting people
- 1:24:49Speaker 13: check in the hotel win and.
- 1:24:51Speaker 1: Emmy for writing on Steve Show.
- 1:24:54Speaker 13: I did, but but not not on Timmy show. He
- 1:24:57Speaker 13: don't even let me do nothing of being a bright.
- 1:25:00Speaker 13: This is the beef me and Tommy have it. And
- 1:25:01Speaker 13: you know what, It's time the world found.
- 1:25:03Speaker 3: Out you.
- 1:25:06Speaker 2: Waiting, but you are in the hospitality department. That's what
- 1:25:10Speaker 2: you do.
- 1:25:11Speaker 1: But he doesn't get any camera time.
- 1:25:15Speaker 2: He's not ready to love.
- 1:25:16Speaker 5: Junior married, He ain't ready to love?
- 1:25:18Speaker 3: What is that?
- 1:25:19Speaker 2: You already in love? He already get married?
- 1:25:23Speaker 13: Why let me tell how mean? How many is since
- 1:25:25Speaker 13: I'm doing? Since me and time, we got this beef.
- 1:25:27Speaker 13: This is what we're doing out here.
- 1:25:29Speaker 2: Have y'all know had the inde ready love?
- 1:25:31Speaker 5: Y'all?
- 1:25:31Speaker 1: Y'all never asked y'allself. Why we don't see the junior
- 1:25:34Speaker 1: name on the credits is that he's never Charlotte. I
- 1:25:38Speaker 1: don't get none of that. I don't get none of that. Timmy,
- 1:25:42Speaker 1: let me this to Tommy.
- 1:25:44Speaker 3: Tommy, Tommy helping you walk, Tommy helping you with your credit.
- 1:25:49Speaker 3: That's what I've been doing.
- 1:25:50Speaker 1: See, I think you should.
- 1:25:52Speaker 8: Guys should do like Mike up and Shannon Jars and
- 1:25:57Speaker 8: hug it out.
- 1:25:58Speaker 1: Yeah, who hug Tommy. I'm not squashing this one.
- 1:26:02Speaker 2: I'd be crying by myself at night.
- 1:26:08Speaker 1: We gotta go.
- 1:26:10Speaker 8: I'm sorry, Yeah, we gotta go.
- 1:26:11Speaker 5: Come on to give me my suits back. I don't
- 1:26:13Speaker 5: love them too. I want all of I tell suits,
- 1:26:17Speaker 5: I do take this. Thank you a y'all.
- 1:26:22Speaker 10: That is it.
- 1:26:23Speaker 3: That's the Steve Harvey Morning to Ride Funny say the
- 1:26:25Speaker 3: words of my uncle, talk to God.
- 1:26:27Speaker 2: He would love to hear from you till tomorrow.
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