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Happy Monday. Cardi B, Tiger Woods, SNL, Keith Sweat and more! · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all back
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  Speaker 1: a suit, looking back to back down, giving them more,
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  Speaker 1: just like the moking buck bus things and it's tub
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  Speaker 1: y'all do me true good to Steve Hardy. Yeah, listening
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  Speaker 1: to me together for still farther quick money. Don't you
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  Speaker 1: join Yeah? Yeah, well Hoby joining me. Honey said you
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  Speaker 1: gotta turning. Yeah, don't you gotta turn't to turn turn
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  Speaker 1: you love me, got to turn out to turn the
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  Speaker 1: water the water, comey, come on your back at it.
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  Speaker 1: Uh huh I shall well, good morning everybody. Excuse me,
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  Speaker 1: you're listening to the voice. Come on dig me now,
• 2:10
  Speaker 1: one and only. Steve Arvy got a radio show, man
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  Speaker 1: o man o man something going on, real good today.
• 2:17
  Speaker 1: You ought to feel blessed today, the fact that God
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  Speaker 1: woke you up and gave you another opportunity. You know,
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  Speaker 1: every day you wake up, it's another chance. It's a
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  Speaker 1: chance for all of us to get better, to get
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  Speaker 1: it right, to get on the right path, to stop
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  Speaker 1: heading the wrong way. Every day you wake up, that's
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  Speaker 1: your opportunity. See, because He's gonna keep waking you up
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  Speaker 1: because he has a plan for you. You know I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Uh you know, Uh, I don't. I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know when he makes his call and and
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  Speaker 1: and you know who gets called home when I can't
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  Speaker 1: explain it, I don't have that answer. I'm not him,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not God. I don't claim to be. I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't understand it all sometimes. But God has an
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  Speaker 1: amazing way. But as long as he's waking you up,
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  Speaker 1: I do know this. God ain't through with you yet.
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  Speaker 1: God has a plan for you. Your job is to
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  Speaker 1: identify identify the plan. You know. That's that's clearly what
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  Speaker 1: I need for you to do. You know. Um Oftentimes
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  Speaker 1: the thing that you're looking for, it's right there inside
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  Speaker 1: of you. You know. I can't tell you how many
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  Speaker 1: people I meet, uh Mr Harvey, Mr speak to you
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  Speaker 1: for a many Yeah, man, what's up with you? Um Man?
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  Speaker 1: I was just wondering. Man, I've been trying to and
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  Speaker 1: I want to know, man, can you give me a
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  Speaker 1: good agent? Can you give me a good lawyer? Can
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  Speaker 1: you give me a good Now? Look, if you've got
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  Speaker 1: some legal problems, I understand you're gonna need some help
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  Speaker 1: right there. But the majority of questions I get asked
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  Speaker 1: is about their future, about their place in this world,
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  Speaker 1: about their mission, about what they're trying to do, how
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  Speaker 1: they're trying to figure out, and then how to go
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  Speaker 1: about doing it. But the answer I must remind and
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  Speaker 1: all of you is always within yourself. It starts right there.
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  Speaker 1: See a lot of people burn up a lot of
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  Speaker 1: time looking around trying to find someone. If I could
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  Speaker 1: just meet them, if I could just get on her show. Man,
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  Speaker 1: if all, if I could just get to his show,
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  Speaker 1: I beating made it. That's not that's not necessarily the case.
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  Speaker 1: Because See, just like every time you put your put
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  Speaker 1: your faith in a person or an event or currents
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  Speaker 1: or or some type of thing that you imagine yourself
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  Speaker 1: being in there that'll do it for you, imagine of
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  Speaker 1: all the people who've made it without you know, I
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  Speaker 1: look at everybody telling, man, if I could get on
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  Speaker 1: so and so show, that to do it for me? Man,
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  Speaker 1: somebody else got on that show and they blew up. Man,
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  Speaker 1: if I could just make it to that show, do
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  Speaker 1: you know how many people have made it without that?
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  Speaker 1: So see, when you start focusing in on what your
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  Speaker 1: idea of how to make it is, and your idea
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  Speaker 1: of how to make it does not include your relationship
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  Speaker 1: with God. You're spending your wills. Man, it's afficious cycle
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  Speaker 1: you're in now, and I'm asking everybody to get out
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  Speaker 1: of that cycle, get out of looking for someone and something.
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  Speaker 1: The answer is within you. God resides in you. That
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  Speaker 1: burning thing that you have that you just can't get
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  Speaker 1: out your head, that's a seed. God planet that that.
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  Speaker 1: That's a seed. It needs watering, nurturing, fertilizing, and that's
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  Speaker 1: what it needs it It didn't it don't ever say, Man,
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  Speaker 1: I need that other person right there now. Now, people,
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  Speaker 1: you will meet that accompliment you, and I can assure
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  Speaker 1: you that God will put you in the right place
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  Speaker 1: at the right time. I'm almost certain that God will
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  Speaker 1: introduce you to everybody you need to be introduced to
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  Speaker 1: to make it to wherever it is. You all are
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  Speaker 1: trying to get to him. Talking about you and God now.
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  Speaker 1: But the moment you're taking into your own hands and
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  Speaker 1: you make the decision as to who you got to
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  Speaker 1: get to, you've just cloudy and muddied the waters. See
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  Speaker 1: God's plan for you don't really need your help. It
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  Speaker 1: needs your attention, it needs your focus, it needs your faith,
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  Speaker 1: and it needs your hard work. But he needs you
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  Speaker 1: to listen. Needs you to listen more than anything. Listen,
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  Speaker 1: keep the faith and be willing to work your tail off.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how you think it can happen any
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  Speaker 1: other way, but then again I do because I try
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  Speaker 1: to make it another way. So I had to come
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  Speaker 1: to the conclusion, Hey man, listen here, dog, this ain't
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  Speaker 1: working for you. You gotta get some more God, here, man,
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  Speaker 1: listen to me. The answer was always within me, the
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  Speaker 1: moment I sat down with myself and told myself the
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  Speaker 1: truth that a partner you ain't really all that they
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  Speaker 1: a partner, regardless of what people are seeing and stuff,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't happy. Hey, partner, this really ain't about you. Hey, partner,
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  Speaker 1: you really ain't all that good at this. God is
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  Speaker 1: keeping you for a reason. Okay, hold up, Steve, quit tripping.
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  Speaker 1: What I need to do. I just started talking to
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  Speaker 1: myself and then I heard Bishop Jake's say a couple
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  Speaker 1: of things. Then I was watching TV. I heard Joel
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  Speaker 1: Oldstein say a couple of things, and I went wild, man, Okay, cool,
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  Speaker 1: that's pretty slick. I'm gonna try that. And when I
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  Speaker 1: did it, it changed my life. I am telling you, man,
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  Speaker 1: it has been God this whole time. And the God
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  Speaker 1: has been residing inside of me, just like the God
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  Speaker 1: resides on the inside of you. That's him talking to you,
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  Speaker 1: telling you, man, you are to get it together. Man,
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  Speaker 1: making you feel bad. It's sending you on guilt trips.
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  Speaker 1: You knowing you're wrong, and you out there wrong and
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  Speaker 1: something telling you you are not do it. Here's how
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  Speaker 1: you know. It's God. And Bishop Olmer taught me this
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  Speaker 1: in his book He's Got Um. I can't get the
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  Speaker 1: name of it right now, but it's a really good book.
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  Speaker 1: But it says in there man. Bishop Alma was talking
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  Speaker 1: in this book and he was saying, the way you
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  Speaker 1: know is not God's voice. It is if it ain't
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  Speaker 1: no sin in it. See how many times have you
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  Speaker 1: made up in your mind, I'm gonna show this person
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  Speaker 1: or I'm gonna show that person. I'm gonna get this
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  Speaker 1: person back. You hurt me, I'm gonna hurt you. You
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  Speaker 1: know the Lord don't like ugly. I'll show you well,
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  Speaker 1: the Lord don't like ugly. But no way in that
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  Speaker 1: doesn't safe for you to go show them. It doesn't
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  Speaker 1: say that. See, so when you strike out on that mission,
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  Speaker 1: you know the God knows in my heart I loved you.
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  Speaker 1: But I got to do this because you did me. Whoa, whoa,
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  Speaker 1: ain't got nothing to do with God right there, you
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  Speaker 1: can take him out of it. If it's God, has
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  Speaker 1: no sin in it. So anytime somebody come to me
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  Speaker 1: talking about the Lord told me to do this to you,
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  Speaker 1: and that's the only reason, and I'm doing it, you
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  Speaker 1: need to get yourself right with God. I heard all
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  Speaker 1: the threats right there. That ain't God talking to me
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  Speaker 1: through you. What are you crazy? If it's God, it
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  Speaker 1: has no sin in it. So you got to be
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  Speaker 1: careful man, when you're talking to people and we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: go down here and we're gonna do this because this
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  Speaker 1: is the right thing to do. If it has something
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  Speaker 1: wrong going on, then it can't be the right thing
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  Speaker 1: to do. Took me a minute to learn that one.
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  Speaker 1: But please get that through your head so you can
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  Speaker 1: quit spinning yourself around and remember everything you're looking for
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  Speaker 1: is within you. It's all right there. Quit wasting your
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  Speaker 1: time looking around all the time. Go to your God, man,
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  Speaker 1: talk to him. Go to that spirit that's on the
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  Speaker 1: inside of you that's calling you. Stop letting people shake
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  Speaker 1: your treat. You know, every time I turn around, man,
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  Speaker 1: somebody got a camera in my face. That's a freelance
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  Speaker 1: for TMZ or something. And they all come with the
• 9:58
  Speaker 1: same thing. Now lately, you know I'm an atheist or
• 10:01
  Speaker 1: you know I'm you know, there's an atheist group that's
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  Speaker 1: going door to door. Now, I totally do the damnport
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  Speaker 1: to other day, I said, I don't care. You know,
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  Speaker 1: they try to antagonize. He said, hey, man, how do
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  Speaker 1: people with aggravating voices get radio shows? I said, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. I never I don't know anybody with an
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  Speaker 1: aggravating voice. Well do you know that atheists go door
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  Speaker 1: to door? I said, man, that's cool. Man, knock yourself out.
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  Speaker 1: And I just kept on walking because I'm not gonna
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  Speaker 1: get tripped up in that game. Look, the atheists have
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  Speaker 1: the right to feel how they want to feel, and
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  Speaker 1: I had a right to feel how I feel. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not stopping you from going around saying you and atheists.
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  Speaker 1: You can't go around saying stop me from saying I'm
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  Speaker 1: a believer. Let's just gonna live in this world. At
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  Speaker 1: the end of the day, somebody gonna be right, somebody
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  Speaker 1: gonna be wrong. Whichever one it is, well supposed it ain't.
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  Speaker 1: No God, well then I don't live a pretty cool
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  Speaker 1: life thinking it was. And I'm gonna just ride with
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  Speaker 1: that one. That's pretty cool with me, right there. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: all right, y'all, we're gonna help going day tripping a
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna have to y'all gonna have to do the
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  Speaker 1: card to have a big announcement today. Huge, you have
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  Speaker 1: My uncle is out. He's having a millionaire problems today
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  Speaker 1: it like he was having surgery or something. Now, well
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  Speaker 1: makes making their problems sound like it's straight surgery. He does. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: he got holding it down, probably getting some rest. But
• 12:27
  Speaker 1: we're good. We miss you, and then we don't miss
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: you at the same time. I'm torn, all right, but
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: why you all don't do nothing stupid alright, like called
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  Speaker 1: trauma or something. Please, I'm told your land and had
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  Speaker 1: to go up there. But okay, but I did did
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  Speaker 1: not a year ago. Let it go. Okay, letter, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna let it ride. I'm gonna let it ride. Y'all
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  Speaker 1: got to tell me I missed it, but the whole
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: world is talking about it. Black Jeopardy on set. I
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  Speaker 1: got the Jay had a big announcement. Just you at
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  Speaker 1: my big announcement. Now we didn't say I can't wait.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to make them wait though, Oh no,
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  Speaker 1: I'm ready. But I want to talk about Black Jeopardy
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  Speaker 1: because that was really good. Yeah, it was. That was
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  Speaker 1: so outstanding. Really, y'all gotta give me the categories. What
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: was the category? Um, the categories were girl by Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: white people for that was white people. You can stop
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  Speaker 1: right there. That should have been there. I know a
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  Speaker 1: lot about the white people. So we'll play some clips
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  Speaker 1: from it. Wick Boseman was the host, and Cardi b
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  Speaker 1: performs play that later on one Eastern. Have some fun
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  Speaker 1: with that. White people for eight hunt, Yes, that's the category.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have white women for a hundred? Is that
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  Speaker 1: a category? Black music? Black music? Okay? Well, Jay has
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  Speaker 1: been teasing us so far. Yeah, maybe we'll get to
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  Speaker 1: this upcoming break. We'll be back a lot of shows.
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  Speaker 1: He's getting a new kidney. Don't make us wait and
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  Speaker 1: then when you announce it it's nothing. I'll yeah, alright, Look,
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  Speaker 1: we'll be back to talk about what we did over
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  Speaker 1: the weekend at thirty two after the hour. All right, Jay,
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: I'm warning you you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright,
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  Speaker 1: time for something funny. Jay. I know you have a
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  Speaker 1: big announcement. Make us way. It better be good. I
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: can't heard that. It's you pay enough money. They will
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: tell you that how about your weekend in Lexington change
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  Speaker 1: sold out. I gotta thank everybody Lexington, Kentucky. My boy
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  Speaker 1: Jay Alexander over the radio station. Man man love much
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  Speaker 1: hospitality going over there and doing the show. So I
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  Speaker 1: want to say thank you, thank you, sold out five shows.
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  Speaker 1: I'm blessed, Holly Favor, but thank you, thank you, thank you,
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  Speaker 1: appreciate you. And on that note, I'd like to thank
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  Speaker 1: st uh St Petersburg Jay Smooth for helping me sell
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  Speaker 1: out uh in Tampa. That was a great show. And
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: these people, these people who gave me a ride, I
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: don't know who they were. It was no, it wasn't Uber.
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: I was going across the street. They gave me a
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  Speaker 1: ride and told them to come to the show. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if they make it made it, but I
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  Speaker 1: hope they did. I left them tickets at the front
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  Speaker 1: of you just getting the car with strange people. You know,
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  Speaker 1: they're good people. The people. It was going that way,
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  Speaker 1: so it was going that way. That's the country country
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  Speaker 1: was going there and going on the same way. I
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  Speaker 1: was going that in. I got in and I made
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  Speaker 1: I'm here. But that's not my big announcement. Big announcement,
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  Speaker 1: Big announcement. Big, Can I get a drum roll? I
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  Speaker 1: say what I think it is? What? You don't have diabetes? No, No,
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  Speaker 1: I wish I had that. Would that's some big annount announcement.
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  Speaker 1: Don't see my joy, Tommy, it goes down June the sixteen,
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  Speaker 1: yours truly, Jan V. Brown and my daughter my Hogany
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  Speaker 1: Brown Township Auditorium, Columbia, South Carolina. By my damn self,
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  Speaker 1: ain't been there about ten or fifteen years out Now
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  Speaker 1: I gotta sell it out Going Home, Columbia. Man, going
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  Speaker 1: on in the show Going Home? No, let me show.
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  Speaker 1: It's just me. He's a comedian. Your daughter has been
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  Speaker 1: doing comedy. She's gonna open up for me. She was
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  Speaker 1: on your showtime it didn't Yeah, she's pretty funny. But
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  Speaker 1: what she does that I don't like that She curses
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  Speaker 1: and I wanted her to be clean, but that didn't
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  Speaker 1: work out. Well. I wonder where she get it from
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  Speaker 1: the hell with Dad. I wonder where she get it
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  Speaker 1: from the township. June sixteenth. Man, it's my first time.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't been in about product fifteen years. Man, I'm
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  Speaker 1: so excited. So this is gonna be cool for me.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm I'm taking home? Are you really? Not? Really?
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  Speaker 1: But if they wanted I work out, I'm taking it
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  Speaker 1: for Netflix. I'm just joking. They have some money and
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  Speaker 1: they got just shy. Did anything with money? Yeah, So
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: you're the guy that runs the backstage at the Columbia.
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  Speaker 1: You know they got the best backstage joke in the world,
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  Speaker 1: the best one. You guys go there and see it. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: when you don't, don't do it. I'm not gonna go anything.
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  Speaker 1: So cool when you go backstage and the South Carolina
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  Speaker 1: there's a there's a water cooler that sits there and
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  Speaker 1: it says it says on water cold, it says cold drinks.
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  Speaker 1: When you lift it up, there's a rubber snake that
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  Speaker 1: comes up. That's what I tell you. It would be
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  Speaker 1: gone everybody. It's funny. It is so funny. They got
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  Speaker 1: me with it. I ran outside side like, oh no,
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  Speaker 1: this is nothing coming back in that room and they
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  Speaker 1: all on the slow last for years, even if you
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  Speaker 1: know it. Yeah, because you like to see other people
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  Speaker 1: get I helped him with the jump. Now you imagine
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  Speaker 1: being in the stage play. They get every everybody this venue,
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  Speaker 1: and the guy that runs me that's in the backstage
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  Speaker 1: stage manager house manager. He's been there for years, for years,
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  Speaker 1: and they got to come up with something else because no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: there're people who have never seen it. You know, I'm saying,
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  Speaker 1: even if you know you, yeah, if they offer you
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  Speaker 1: a drink, you're gonna that live. And that snake, it's
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  Speaker 1: a rubber snake. It ain't even the best looking snake.
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  Speaker 1: It looked like a rubber snake comes up. It's like
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  Speaker 1: a cobra. What is the cobra doing it? South South Carolina?
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  Speaker 1: In a cooler? You remember you? Remember you guys remember
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  Speaker 1: Lenny from Good Times? Yes, yes, Lenny Tad that dough
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  Speaker 1: friend Carlin. I thought of you over the weekend. I
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  Speaker 1: was on the Graham and I saw a cat and
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  Speaker 1: a snake in a fight. Did you guys see that video?
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  Speaker 1: The cat want? Yeah? Yeah? Aid of snakes? What from
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  Speaker 1: my house? And I'm with you. I do not like snakes.
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  Speaker 1: What are you afraid of? Jake? Snakes? Snakes and angry?
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  Speaker 1: What about you? Ji? Snakes? Snakes too? Yeah, snakes. I
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  Speaker 1: had one time I thought it was a snake in
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  Speaker 1: my bad car, Holly snake. And you don't need parents
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  Speaker 1: tell you. They'll do anything for you and that for you.
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  Speaker 1: But why the hell was he down the streets and
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  Speaker 1: left me in the car? What about you? Oh? That
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  Speaker 1: in Chicago. How dare me? How dare me? They got
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  Speaker 1: big cat rats in Chicago. Yeah, yeah as well, Yeah
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  Speaker 1: in New York as well. Alright, guys, coming up next,
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  Speaker 1: church complaints and church announcements, Dick and def Jam and
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  Speaker 1: our good friend Reverend at Noy in the building. Right
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  Speaker 1: after this, you're listening to Steve Hardy Morning Show. Coming
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour, it's entertainment news.
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  Speaker 1: Cardi b our girl, Cardi B. We love her. I
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  Speaker 1: did right now, she'sess right now, keep going. Yeah, miss
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  Speaker 1: Anna is gonna have Yeah, miss Anna's gonna have our
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  Speaker 1: national news. But right now it is Monday, and you
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  Speaker 1: know what that means. It's time for church complaints. And
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  Speaker 1: of course, Reverend Adnoid is here with our announcements. I
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: used to do church announcements, but I didn't have such
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  Speaker 1: a respiratory problem. Yeah, good morning. This is I Deacon
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  Speaker 1: deaf Jam here at the j P j J. That
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  Speaker 1: is the jackpot joined us allow ching ching, Yes, and
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  Speaker 1: I want to welcome Reverend Adnoid, who was here to
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  Speaker 1: give the church announcements. I personally we'll be giving the
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  Speaker 1: church complaints. It's so nice to be here. Good. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you are actually sapped it to your nose. No, it's
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  Speaker 1: just been blown. Blow it's completely dry. She didn't blow.
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  Speaker 1: coming out. Cold. Noise drives me. I'm proud that mutual,
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  Speaker 1: all of that. But we'll have We're gonna do what
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  Speaker 1: we have to do for the Lord. Clarenton, Deacon I
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  Speaker 1: try Clarton X Claron. Let me start this first church
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  Speaker 1: complained here. We had an issue yesterday I at no
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  Speaker 1: Mother Simpson found someone in her seat Sunday morning. This
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  Speaker 1: seat she's been sitting there for the past thirty years.
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  Speaker 1: Needless to say, that person has been missing since yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: That was a visitor from New Mount caval Church and um,
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  Speaker 1: the person is missing. So we really need to have
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  Speaker 1: a conversation with mother Simpson about this and where issue.
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  Speaker 1: We don't know where she is. We have nothing heard
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  Speaker 1: from her and we have serious concerned. Yes, if you've
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  Speaker 1: been going to church for quite sometime, that's your dad.
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  Speaker 1: Know that. If you've been going there for level fourteen
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  Speaker 1: level you know as black people say, eleven fifty years,
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  Speaker 1: that's your see to sit there. Think very much thinking. Now,
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  Speaker 1: I have a church announcement, the first their first church
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  Speaker 1: A don't spit. The hnd Peck men's meeting has been canceled.
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  Speaker 1: The hnd Peck men's meeting has been canceled. The wives
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  Speaker 1: won't let them come. You're not taking yours? Why should
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  Speaker 1: I gat come to the head Bag meeting. It's been
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  Speaker 1: cancel Go right ahead, sir ahead. Men's meeting has been
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  Speaker 1: let it be on this last week now, Sister Learning Galloway.
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  Speaker 1: He is the head of the I T C and
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  Speaker 1: jay Ah that is the Twerking Committee for Jesus for Jesus,
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  Speaker 1: and they are asking that she wants to get insurance
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  Speaker 1: on all the girls hips because the church rescue funds
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  Speaker 1: has been running low. With the new song, Jesus will
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  Speaker 1: twerk it out there we go up. Jesus were twink
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  Speaker 1: twerk it go ahead. I'm sorry. And then they got
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  Speaker 1: lo lo lo lo. We haven't church. It don't spid
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  Speaker 1: Right here here we go, right here, they'll be a
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  Speaker 1: meeting and meeting room four fourteen of the women who
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  Speaker 1: looked like shuck and dark and we'll meeting and meeting
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  Speaker 1: had women everything. If you have someone who looks like
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  Speaker 1: tell him to go to the meeting room. We have
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  Speaker 1: a problem here at now and the laying of hands.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: Ministry Brother Larry Calhoun has been laying hands on all
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  Speaker 1: the sisters behind. He grabs a hand fools and claim
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  Speaker 1: he's trying to get the devil out. Now. Sister Clinton
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  Speaker 1: Tony or Rogers has the biggest behind in the church,
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  Speaker 1: and he I grabbed her behind and got the hell
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  Speaker 1: slapped out of this. I don't know if he didn't
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  Speaker 1: want the devil fool fromhome wha. But we're gonna have
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  Speaker 1: to talk to him about laying new hands yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and Sheerlyn Carlin, had y'all been no, no, You're welcome
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  Speaker 1: to come any time. The doors were minute no, sir. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: here we go with another church. But the bad spellers
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  Speaker 1: spelling me, the bad speller spelling me is still going on.
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  Speaker 1: Since Saturday. They are stuck on the word They stuck
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  Speaker 1: on happy. The bad spellar spelling is still going on
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  Speaker 1: ever since Saturday, they're stuck on the words happy. You
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  Speaker 1: know he didn't since Saturday. You're right here. We have
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: an issue. Brother Amos jall event seeing eye dog has
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  Speaker 1: come out missing and not Brother Dollovian says the last
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  Speaker 1: place they weren't together was at the strip club. Na
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  Speaker 1: Luscious Linda says, all she knows is her pooler gave
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  Speaker 1: him a lap dance the other dog, And what she's
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  Speaker 1: saying is that the dog does not want to come
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  Speaker 1: back and be with Brother Amos anymore. So he's asking
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  Speaker 1: us to get him a new dog. Yeah, the reponsibility.
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  Speaker 1: If you lost the dog, you should get them a
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  Speaker 1: new dog. I'm with you on network. Yeah, here we go. Ready.
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  Speaker 1: The men who have wear too much, dying that much,
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  Speaker 1: The men was She'll be the keynote speaker of that.
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  Speaker 1: She's got weird too much di. I think that concludes
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  Speaker 1: the church announcements and complaints this Monday, coming up to
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  Speaker 1: the top of the Hour of miss and we'll be
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: here with our national news and we'll have entertainment news
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: as well. Cardi B. Lady, Yes, you're listening to Steve
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: Hardy Morning Show. Hey, Cardi B. Ladies, she is winning anyway.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: She dropped her album Invasion of Privacy over the weekend.
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  Speaker 1: It is selling like crazy. Even Oprah was listening over
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  Speaker 1: the weekend. Yeah, yeah, Diddy, everyone tap, everybody was listening
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: to Cardi B's Catti B's album Jay And as she
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: performed twice on Saturday Night Live this past Saturday. Did
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: you see her The first time, she you know, performed
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  Speaker 1: regular in this just great black and white outfit. Then
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: the next time she had a beautiful white gown. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you can see her. Baby, that ain't no bump, that's
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: a baby girl. Heard them? Oh yeah, I was listening
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: to it this weekend. Yeah, I love Cardi B. Love, love, love,
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: put I put a picture of me love. Yeah, they
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  Speaker 1: had accepted her as a rapper, and you know rappers
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  Speaker 1: in the basement right now putting beach together, going, I've
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  Speaker 1: been down. I just don't make no sep I've been
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: doing it thirty years like Nicki mcna. Yes together, Yeah,
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: I know they have a together right, but you know
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: there's some mixing beats and you know, yeah, Nicky was
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: the Queen Bee. Come on, she was as far as
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: rap goes. But Cardi B number one, She's number one
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: right now. Also Cardie Bee's baby daddy and fiance Offset
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  Speaker 1: from them goes course. Yeah, just the right He knew
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  Speaker 1: just the right way to make Cardi B's album released.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah that name Offset, Yes, but Offset sounding like j Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: he did something really he did something really sweet for
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  Speaker 1: Cardi B. Even though you know, Offset couldn't be there.
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  Speaker 1: He had obligations of his own. He couldn't be with
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: Cardi B. So he ensured that her family could. A
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  Speaker 1: day after celebrating his own daughter's birthday, Offset flew Cardie's
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  Speaker 1: extended family from the Dominican Republic. That's her niece, her on,
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  Speaker 1: her cousin, and her grandparents. He flew all of them
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  Speaker 1: to New York City. Yeah, Cardi, Yeah. Offset. She was
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  Speaker 1: so emotional, she was so happy. She showed her fiance
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  Speaker 1: love on social media. She posted a video where she
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: couldn't help but smile while showing off her loved ones.
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  Speaker 1: They were all sitting around a restaurant table, and then
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  Speaker 1: caption she wrote, I can't believe you. Thank you so much.
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  Speaker 1: I tell you right now, I'm telling right now, don't
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  Speaker 1: fly my damn family out here to do that. Just don't. Well,
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  Speaker 1: first of all, I'm not flying you don't. My mama did,
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  Speaker 1: but that would be kind of weird if you did.
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  Speaker 1: But don't. Family. It was her niece and her I
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  Speaker 1: don't let me know these people coming out here. You
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  Speaker 1: feel me on that one number one begging knicks. But
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: she was about it. She was happy and married. She's
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: telling what I want. You hadn't be happy about that.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know my sister and all them kids, but
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  Speaker 1: it's a celebration. The celebrated where they live. Anyway, she said,
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  Speaker 1: thank you so much. I can't believe you. Miss Anna's here,
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: nephew is here with National News. Thanks everybody. Okay. This
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  Speaker 1: has answered with the news and good morning and good
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  Speaker 1: Monday morning everyone. There's been a strong reaction from the
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  Speaker 1: White House over reports of a recent chemical attack in
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  Speaker 1: Syria that kills scores of people, including women and children.
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: Both Assyrian government and Russia, by the way, are denying
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: the report. To so is Bladimir Putin taking a page
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: Maman Donald Trump and labeling all the reports of the
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: incident fake news. Interestingly enough, though President Trump has been
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: very very hard and really blaming Putin and Rushes separately.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: Is it's as though their separate entities and Syria for
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: this horrible tragedy. Dozens of people are reported dead in Duma.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: Many more have been hospitalized. Duma is a town right
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: outside the capital of Damascus. A vision was held last
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: night for members of a Canadian junior hockey team killed
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: in a bus and truck crash on a Saskatchewan highway
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: Friday night. A fift people were killed, including the team
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: captain and the head coach driver. Very very sad a
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: situation up there in Canada. The head of Facebook is
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: scheduled to testify before Congress this week. Mark Zuckerberg will
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: no doubt be asked about the recently reported data breach
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: that allowed the firm Cambridge Analytica to collect information on
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: millions of users. Now, Cambridge Analytica was reportedly working at
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: the time on behalf of the Trump of presidential campaign,
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  Speaker 1: and the man who blew the whistle was the company's
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: co found to, Christopher Wiley, who appeared on NBC's Meet
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: the Press to say that unfortunately, that's stolen data may
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: still be out there. Data is a fungible thing. You
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: can make as many copies as possible, so so you know,
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: it isn't actually materially possible to verify if if if
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: that data has been eliminated from the existence of the universe,
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: because another copy could have been made, and while they
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: added that the data in question could even be stored
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: in Russia. Bill Cosby's retrial on secial assault charges begins today.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: They did the jury selection last week. The eighty year
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: old now disgraced can eating returns to the courtroom ten
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: months after his first trial ended in a hung jury.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: Bill Cosby is accused of drugging and then sexually assaulting
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: a woman named Andrea Constant in two thousand four. He
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: has pled not guilty now last time, only Andrea Constant
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: could stand on the jury and actually testify, But now
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: the judge is allowing a total of five women to
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: say that they've had that same experience with Mr Cosby.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: National Guard troops have begun arriving at our southern border
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: with Mexico, as ordered by the Trump administration. I get this.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: Authorities say that a custodian at a South Carolina high
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: school used the seventeen minutes of the students chose to
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: leave school last month to push for tougher gun laws
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: by rummaging through their book bags. Police in Richard County
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: say the third year old Aisha Evans stole close to
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: two bucks. Evans has been charged with three council petty larceny.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: And believe it or not, Black Panther is still smashing
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: records at the box office. My son, it is your time.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: You get to decide what kind of can you are
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: going to be. The black superhero movie is now the
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  Speaker 1: third highest grossing film of all time. Did you hear
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: what I said? The third highest grossing film of all time,
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: just behind Star Wars, The Force Awakens and Avatar. Globally,
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: Panther has made one point two billion dollars Back with
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• 37:21
  Speaker 1: Morning Show, all right on this past Saturday. As if
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: we were telling you guys earlier, Cardi B. Was a
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: special guest on on Saturday Night Live. She was on
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: there with the Black Panther himself, Mr Chadwick Boseman, Mr
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: box Office was the home. He is Mr box Office
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: so phenomenal. This guy can do anything. It was yeah, yeah,
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: it was such a great ship past drum Land your movie.
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  Speaker 1: You think he's gonna ever be in a movie with Chadwick?
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: I allowed to be in a movie with him. Yea. Anyway,
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: Chadwick was the host. It was such a great show.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: While performing her second song, Cardi B's white gown, like
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: we said earlier, field her growing baby in there. She
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: looks so cute. So folks are wondering about the timing
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: of her pregnancy because her career is so fire hot
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: right now. She's so on fire. However, Cardi is getting
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: support from everyone. Actress Nissy Nash I love what she did.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: She posted back in the day. She took her three
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: kids to audition so she says, hashtag Cardie you got
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: this all right, that's some support for Cardi b right there.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: I mean, and women do it all the time. This
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: is the women's year. Got it be Wades? Tiffany, Tiffany yah.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I this was twenty years ago. But when
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: I was pregnant with my daughter, I worked up until
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  Speaker 1: the day before I had her. Really, yeah, absolutely absolutely,
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  Speaker 1: first baby Mama was pregnant. Hour I found out, I
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  Speaker 1: made I got another job. You know, when I was pregnant,
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  Speaker 1: I remember, you know, I was on bed rest and
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  Speaker 1: then you know, came back and maternity leave. But the
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: point is, like Shirley was getting ready to say, women,
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  Speaker 1: we do it all were wives. I give it up
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  Speaker 1: to mother's periods. You can't leave me with my kids
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: longer than two hours. I'm not I'm not good after that.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: You need to get better. What I mean, I actually
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: need to sit up to be sitting with them. I
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: need one to watch me. You watch the you know
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: what for the first hour. I can keep my em
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  Speaker 1: on the little one because he all over the place.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: My daughter, she's gross. She does the only thing but
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: that little one. I can't keep my own along in
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: the hour and then you know he tired me out.
• 39:51
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• 39:59
  Speaker 1: have children, ladies and gentlemen. What's happened? All right? So
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: what do you guys think? Do you think Cardi bes
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: pregnancy is going to get in the way of her career?
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: She's so fire on fire right now, going to slow down? Alright,
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  Speaker 1: get mad at me was Keith Sweat. I mean seriously
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  Speaker 1: get mad because murdered. Yeah. I love kids. Yeah, but
• 43:54
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  Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top
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  Speaker 1: of the hour. Right about four minutes after, it's today's
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  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter. Check out this subject, Guys, I'm sprung and
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  Speaker 1: I can't move on. It's like you gotta be somebody.
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  Speaker 1: I know. I think I think any one of us
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  Speaker 1: could have written this. Yeah one my time subject, I'm
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  Speaker 1: sprong and I can't move on. But up next, right here,
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  Speaker 1: right now, is the nephew with a prank phone call.
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  Speaker 1: What you got well, you know and you know, you know,
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  Speaker 1: Jay just dropping on us what he did to sweat nobody.
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  Speaker 1: You know, there ain't no sense and he's stopping. Let's
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  Speaker 1: keep the sweat going. I'm dug in my prank for you.
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  Speaker 1: Here it is the nephew prank. Keep sweat, y'all played
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  Speaker 1: too much bad behind. Hello, I'm trying to reach Manny.
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  Speaker 1: Is this Mannie? Not the same many? Man? This sweat?
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  Speaker 1: Who's this? Man? Hey? This right here? Man? Uh wow?
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  Speaker 1: This is what? Okay? Hey? Mr Keith, you we we
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  Speaker 1: got we got people down here. You're supposed to be
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  Speaker 1: here at that record store. Man? Right here on Arloman
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  Speaker 1: and we got people wrapped around the building. You're supposed
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  Speaker 1: to be here sign in these CDs, man, But it's
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  Speaker 1: been over all. These people been standing there waiting on y'all. Yo. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know nothing about no record store and uh
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  Speaker 1: and number two. I don't know nothing about doing no signing. Man.
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  Speaker 1: Who set this up? Man? I don't know. I mean
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  Speaker 1: the name I was giving was Manny? Who was who was? Manny?
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  Speaker 1: Man is my road manager. But he don't set things up. Man.
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  Speaker 1: He's a road manager. He's not my manager. He just
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  Speaker 1: handled my stuff on the road. But I was never
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  Speaker 1: told I was supposed to be nowhere to do anything. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I mean normally, what was somebody tell me and them
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  Speaker 1: have an understanding that I book what I'm supposed to.
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  Speaker 1: So I don't know nothing about this. My brother, Okay, well,
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  Speaker 1: you know, we gotta get this taken care of. We
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  Speaker 1: got people wrapped around the building. We got a table
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  Speaker 1: here laid out, we got pins and everything for you
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  Speaker 1: to sign these CDs. Man. We got a hundred people
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  Speaker 1: outside of the store. My brother, nobody told me about
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  Speaker 1: no no signings or no nothing. Man. I mean, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know nothing about no signing for real. Okay, Well,
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  Speaker 1: are you hearing what I'm saying to you? Man? We
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  Speaker 1: got people outside the building waiting for you to arrive
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  Speaker 1: to sign some cities. Now what I'm supposed to tell
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  Speaker 1: these people? I don't know what you're supposed to tell him? Man,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, and and it's kind of like
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  Speaker 1: you're raising your voice. Dude, I don't. I don't. Further
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  Speaker 1: of all, I don't know even know who you are
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  Speaker 1: calling me like this. I told you, man, I just
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  Speaker 1: said enough man, And you know, I mean, I don't
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  Speaker 1: even know who gave you my number. You know what
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying. So, I mean, I don't handle this. All
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  Speaker 1: this information was on the fact machine. I got this
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  Speaker 1: as a contact number. Man, he is the person I'm
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  Speaker 1: supposed to be talking to. And Mrs Speed was supposed
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  Speaker 1: to arrive here at twelve noon. Now here it is.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's one one twenty man, and you ain't here.
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  Speaker 1: And we got people wrapped around the building. We've been
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  Speaker 1: advertising this for the last two weeks. I mean, the
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  Speaker 1: album dropped down. I don't think you I mean no
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  Speaker 1: disrespect to you, but I don't think you're hearing me. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I I don't know nothing about a signing. If I
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  Speaker 1: knew about a sign and or knew I had a
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  Speaker 1: sign in session, I wouldn't have a few sitting around
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  Speaker 1: us and around like that. That's not what I do.
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  Speaker 1: But no one informed me that nothing like this was
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  Speaker 1: going down today. You know what I'm saying. So you okay,
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  Speaker 1: we look man, now that you realize people are here waiting,
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  Speaker 1: what are you gonna do? What I'm suppils to tell them? Man,
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  Speaker 1: there's nowhere in the where I can get down there
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  Speaker 1: and do a signing at this time, late time, right now. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you need to get so big that you
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  Speaker 1: need you need to get try to try to get
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  Speaker 1: yourself down. You know. First of all, I mean you
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  Speaker 1: know what did you just say? Yeah, I think you
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  Speaker 1: just called me I'm a name or something. Man, what
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  Speaker 1: did you just say to me? Man? No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying. I'm saying you need to try and come
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  Speaker 1: on down and sign sign these CDs for these people. Man,
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  Speaker 1: these people are here, they're waiting in line. You've been
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  Speaker 1: waiting over an hour on you know that that's not
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  Speaker 1: gonna want. Dude, we got your we got your CD.
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  Speaker 1: Almost on every show, I'm feeling you and I'm I
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  Speaker 1: understand that. I understand what you're saying to me, but
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  Speaker 1: there's no way I can get down there. Man, were
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  Speaker 1: you just gonna have to reschedule this? So we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: have to reschedule this. I apologize for the you know, misunderstanding,
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  Speaker 1: But bottom line is I knew nothing about on on
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  Speaker 1: a sec hold on this. This is mrs what he's saying,
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  Speaker 1: he don't know anything about being I'm telling him we
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  Speaker 1: got people all wrapped all around the building. He don't care. Yo, Yo, dude,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't said I didn't here. I said now I
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  Speaker 1: could do I instead of not didn't say that. Man,
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  Speaker 1: don't put words in my mouth, my brother, What do
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  Speaker 1: you want me to do? All you gotta do is
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  Speaker 1: with schedule it for another time? Man, I sup what
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  Speaker 1: you do? I don't know, man, I'm talking to my boss.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out again we got people from
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  Speaker 1: to get mad man because you're not here. Okay, you
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  Speaker 1: never man? He man, he needs his wo Man he does.
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  Speaker 1: I don't say I don't know nothing about that. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't got nothing to do with that. Man. All
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  Speaker 1: I know is that nobody told me about that. You know,
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  Speaker 1: our call him and he and I said, because I
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  Speaker 1: don't do things unless I know where where it's coming from. It,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't no way you can get your You can
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  Speaker 1: get yourself. You keep further of all, Man, you don't
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  Speaker 1: talk to me like I'm your child. Man, No, you
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  Speaker 1: keep saying there's no way I can get my You
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  Speaker 1: know you back up on what you're saying. Man, we're
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  Speaker 1: having a problem. This is supposed to be one of
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  Speaker 1: the biggest days about record store. We got your CD
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  Speaker 1: on every show, and you do just so calm and
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  Speaker 1: collect like it's not a problem with you. What I'm
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  Speaker 1: supposed to do, Man, when I didn't know nothing about it,
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: I understand there's a problem. Is a problem because it
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  Speaker 1: makes me look like I'm a no show. But dude,
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you again, I knew nothing about this. Man.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, old I want to second take all his
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  Speaker 1: damn CDs off the shelf every yo, Yo, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what you're talking about. Man, you're losing your dark
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  Speaker 1: mine right now. Man. I'm not trying to disrespect you, dude,
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  Speaker 1: but you're really losing your mind. Man. Now you're doing
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  Speaker 1: something you ain't got no business though. Man, I said
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  Speaker 1: reschedule a situation. Man, you know tomorrow to day, we
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  Speaker 1: rescheduling when the album drops to day. Okay, well, well
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  Speaker 1: there's nothing I can do about this, dude, nothing's the way. Wait,
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  Speaker 1: sound like you're raising your voice. That made my boys, man,
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  Speaker 1: because you're now now you disrespect me. You don't call
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  Speaker 1: my phone going on like like like I'm somebody's chat
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  Speaker 1: like I'm your child, dude. Think you don't talk to
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  Speaker 1: me like that. Man, Come on, so you can't stop
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  Speaker 1: what you're doing and bring your butt down here to
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  Speaker 1: the record store. What I'm doing. No, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: I can't stop with what I'm doing. Man, what you're
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  Speaker 1: doing right now, that's so important. You can't come man,
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  Speaker 1: It ain't none of your business what I'm doing right now. Dude,
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying, I know I knew nothing about this, man,
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  Speaker 1: So I'm not gonna keep going back and forth with
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  Speaker 1: you like like like I gotta explain to you why
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  Speaker 1: I can't. I gotta start what I'm doing to come
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  Speaker 1: down and I knew nothing about it. It's not my
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  Speaker 1: faunt dude. You need to take this up with somebody
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  Speaker 1: who scheduled this, because I didn't schedule it. That's a
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  Speaker 1: right and a wrong way to look right and a
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  Speaker 1: wrong way to do Somebody, Mr Sweat, Man, come on
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  Speaker 1: now you rese my songs? Man, Come on, man, I'm
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  Speaker 1: just gonna go out here and tell everybody in the line.
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  Speaker 1: Mr Sweat don't want to come okay, and I'm taking
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  Speaker 1: all of these damn CDs off the show because you
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  Speaker 1: don't want to stand up and be the celebrity that
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  Speaker 1: you're supposed to be. Man, Okay, now you know what, man,
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  Speaker 1: You do what you gotta do. Man, at this point,
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  Speaker 1: you do what you gotta do. Man. But who am
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  Speaker 1: I talking to anyway? He Man? I work here at
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  Speaker 1: the store. Okay, Well, I see you right here. You
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  Speaker 1: go ahead and do what you get men do and
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  Speaker 1: I'll come and see you do what what what you
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  Speaker 1: mean you gonna see me? What that means? I see you.
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  Speaker 1: I'll see you. Y'all see you. That's what it means.
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  Speaker 1: I'll see you, okay, because because the bottom line is, man,
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  Speaker 1: Tommy said you was gonna come. He didn't once said
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  Speaker 1: you was gonna come. Sign Tommy who now you brough Tommy?
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  Speaker 1: Who the who the hell is the torm me? Tom
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  Speaker 1: Me man nephew taught me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Swell,
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  Speaker 1: I got you boy, man. You know what man, y'all
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  Speaker 1: tripping boy? For real? You you don't even understand what
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  Speaker 1: you give me? Make speak to dude. You're crazy boy.
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  Speaker 1: I mean you know that you don't have anything that
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  Speaker 1: called me and that's me man. I knew the album
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  Speaker 1: was dropping. Man, I said, I'm getting in today. You're good. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm good. I'm good man, boy. You crazy boy? Man,
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  Speaker 1: Let me get off this phone. Man, y'all do what boy?
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  Speaker 1: You don't even understand? Sweat man. I had to get
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  Speaker 1: your dog. You know. I know you got your show,
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: but you got to tell me what is the baddest
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  Speaker 1: radio show in the morning. Steve Harvey morn it's your man?
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  Speaker 1: Get off my phone every time? What's y'all? I love it?
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  Speaker 1: You know now? You know I love it When he's serious,
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  Speaker 1: y'all gonna keep doing Keith likes Sweetheart. It's such a sweetheart,
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  Speaker 1: really really cool man. April the Nephew is coming to Montgomery, Alabama,
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  Speaker 1: The nephew come to town. Bruce Bruce gonna be in
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  Speaker 1: the building with me. That okay, I ain't work with
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  Speaker 1: Bruce in in a minute, So Bruce Bruce gonna be
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  Speaker 1: j J in the building. Coming up. At the top
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  Speaker 1: of the hour of Strawberry Letter, I'm sprung and I
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  Speaker 1: can't move on. Sitting in the car. You're listening to
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Congratulations to our girl, Cardie B.
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  Speaker 1: She's a new mommy to Her career is on fire.
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  Speaker 1: She's doing big things right now. Her album, Invasion of
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  Speaker 1: Live performance is the first. Yeah, this is her first thing.
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  Speaker 1: I made money. Card You know some rapper just throwing
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  Speaker 1: B's album, her her debut album, is called Invasion of Privacy,
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  Speaker 1: selling like crazy. Fresh of her Saturday Night Live performance,
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  Speaker 1: Cardie will join Jimmy Fallon Tonight as the first ever
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  Speaker 1: co post In addition to being the musical guest on
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  Speaker 1: The Tonight Show. She's everything cost yes, yes, Colins. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's so awesome, it really is, all right, Jimmy Fallon Yeah, okay, alright, lordly,
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  Speaker 1: anything's possible. Just want to see it. That's right. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: it's time for today's Strawberry Letter. Guys need advice on
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: relationships or dating or anything like that, please hit us up. Okay, Um, parenting, sex,
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  Speaker 1: you know we talk a lot about sex on this show.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know. Yeah, yeah, the motion of the ocean,
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  Speaker 1: the size of your ships, all of that. Just an education. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it is. So. If you want some advice from Steve
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  Speaker 1: and I, please submit your Strawberry letter. Yeah, and emotion
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  Speaker 1: letter on the air right now. All right, let's go
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  Speaker 1: nef buck buckalo, But hold on tight. We got it
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  Speaker 1: all you here. It is the Strawberry Letter subject I'm
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  Speaker 1: strong and I can't move on. Who among us wrote
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: this letter? Okay, here we go, Steven allegedly right, Dear Steven, Shirley,
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  Speaker 1: my ex girlfriend and I have been together for many
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  Speaker 1: years but we recently broke up because she was selfish
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  Speaker 1: and didn't want to get married. We broke up about
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  Speaker 1: six months ago, but we continue to have sex because
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  Speaker 1: that's the one thing that she does very well. We
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  Speaker 1: always had amazing sex. I tried to get back with
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  Speaker 1: my ex, but we just can't get along. So I
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  Speaker 1: recently met a new lady that I can see myself
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  Speaker 1: having a future with. She treats me better than my
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  Speaker 1: ex ever did. She is definitely wife material. But I
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  Speaker 1: have one problem. I can't stop thinking about making love
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  Speaker 1: to my ex girlfriend. I want her badly. I'm worried
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  Speaker 1: because my ex lives really close to me, and I
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: know just what to say to get her back into bed.
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  Speaker 1: I've talked to her on the phone and she feels
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  Speaker 1: the same way. She mixes. She misses the great sex too.
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: Mixes what turned this into something altogether different? She misses
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  Speaker 1: the great sex too. I told her I have a
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  Speaker 1: new girlfriend, and I'm trying to do the right thing.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think my new girlfriend and I will ever
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: have this kind of chemistry in the bedroom, So what
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  Speaker 1: should I do. I feel like if I see my
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: ex girlfriends somewhere or she happens to call, it's going
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: to be on and pop in again. The struggle is real.
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: Please help, not really, what do you want us to do? Really? Really?
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: Because you know the answer. You you you you know
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  Speaker 1: what to do. Figure it out. Uh, you know what
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  Speaker 1: is more important to you? Is it more important to
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: have sex with the X or is it more important
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: to have a future with your new girlfriend? Okay, come on,
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: this is simple. Uh. It sounds like you want your cake,
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: and it sounds like you want to eat your cake too,
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: And that's that's that's what it is. I mean, you
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: know you're you're about to do just that because your
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: ex is she's with it. Okay, she's down for whatever.
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: I know you're not going to do this. You're not
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: going to listen to this. But here's my advice. I
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: think you need to get over your ex if you can. Yeah,
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: he's been over there, he's been over to in her house, Yeah,
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: in her bail over to her bed. Yeah. But you know,
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: if you can get over her, get over her if
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: you can, you know, before you get into anything more
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: serious with this new girlfriend. I mean, you guys are
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: talking about marriage here. You're looking at her already as
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: wife the material you're leading these women on. You're talking
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: about marriage and all of this. And if you were
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: to marry this woman, this new girlfriend, guess what, You're
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: going to cheat with her with your ex. You are
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: not over your ex. I don't think it's wise for
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: you to get into another relationship while you're thinking about
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: your other girl. It's just it doesn't make any sense
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  Speaker 1: to me. You're setting yourself up for failure, and you're
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: setting u these other women up for a lifetime to
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: be cheated on and and to be hurt by you.
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: So so you know what to do, all right, nephew,
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: what you got? And I are all the heavy breathing
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: when somebody get up you start talking? Can you just
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: make me proud? Time? Can you please? It bothers me?
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: People don't see a blessing you have it? Come on.
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: The only phrase I really want to say to you
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: is won't he do it? Won't he do it? He
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: didn't gave it to you? You got the best of
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: both worlds. Dare you bring the Lord in this? Why?
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: Why can't you see a blessing? What is all this?
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: The struggle? What come out struggling for? Boy? This is
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: the greatest thing anywhere. What should I do? Then, don't
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: know what you should do? Marry at one woman to
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: keep going around. She don't live far right, because you're
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: gonna say you need to do and stay woke. That's
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: what okay struggles real. I'm trying to stay woke. Yeah,
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: you have to contribute to this. When I was a
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: little boy, and girls a really little boy, we used
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: to eat um these um vanilla wafers, van especially in
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: banana pudding. Then I found raising cookies, which means man,
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: raising cookie was a bit of cooking. And once I
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: found a bit of cookie, I enjoyed both of them.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Why you you've been introduced
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: to a bit of cook here. Yeah, so keep both
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: of these cookies. There's nothing wrong with it. A man,
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: you ever thought we could give a wrong answer? You
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: can mix these two together and enjoy like we didn't love.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: That's what they call me the cooking mona. We're gonna
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: try and have part two of this letter when we
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: come back. Of the guy's responses. The subject is I'm
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: sprang and I can't move on. We'll be back in
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: twenty three after the hour. You guys, you guys away,
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Hardy Morning Show. All right, here
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: we are, guys, we're back with this strawberry letter. Um.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: The subject is I'm sprung and I can't move on,
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: and the subject should be won't he do it? That's
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: what this letter was written by a man who has
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  Speaker 1: been with a woman for many years, but they recently
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  Speaker 1: broke up. He says because she was selfish and she
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: didn't want to get married. He says, they have great sex,
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: it's some unbelievable sex, but they just can't get back
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: together as a couple. She doesn't want to be with him,
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: and he can't see a future with her. But he
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: has met them one a new girlfriend now that he
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: can see a future with. The Only thing, they don't
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: have the great chemistry that he and his ex had before.
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  Speaker 1: So the problem is he wants to be with the
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  Speaker 1: new girl, but he just wants to still have sex
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: with the ex. Yeah, that's what he says. He's sprung
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: and he can't move on, and he's saying the struggle
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: is real, and he wants to know what I think,
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  Speaker 1: any of us, But yeah, oh absolutely was one line.
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  Speaker 1: When I was about thirty six years old, I climbed
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  Speaker 1: the trees so I could see her house really good.
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  Speaker 1: I'm figured if I could get in that tree and
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  Speaker 1: I could set it there, did nobody to see me
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  Speaker 1: and I can see what was going on? Yeah, my
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  Speaker 1: third except me is in a tree. Ain't been messing.
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  Speaker 1: She's a kid, Frun. I've been there. I'm telling I
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  Speaker 1: had snacks. Someone had to back down. Ape Man done
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  Speaker 1: with you, Sprung. I did it. I did it. I
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  Speaker 1: don't have had a mask made of my ex and
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: asked my new girl could she please wear just where
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  Speaker 1: it is for me? Where is for me? I'm just saying,
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: just wear this for me and everything I've been over, Sprung,
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: I have dressed up like Eugene and follow until spark
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: Man just shut up. Dressed up like a spat. It's
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: it's okay. Tree climber, I've tried. This is really crazy.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: I was trying to climb under the gate, you know
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: the gate to have the big gate was. I'm trying
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: to climb under the game. I'm trying to crawl under
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: the I'm trying to crawling and the gate open and
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: scratch my back up when the gate, when the gates
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: swung open, it scratched all it got all that meat,
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: all that black meat. Hold on, hold on, this is
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: since we tell us, we tell us, Okay, we take
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: that same apartment gate trying to climb over, got caught
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: hands on there. I called leaving. Now I'm on the gate.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: I'm in the headlights as the gate opening. I don't
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: know if that you're called upon leaves on? What what
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: I just said? You don't mind your damn business. I
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: got caught on that same right to the north side
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: of Houston. Yes, I didn't. Drove to her house down
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: the street, got out of my car, went and got
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: in the trump of her car and rolled whopped that
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: Timmy got in her car. Don't sit in the back
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: seat and find out what the cau I'm gonna find
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: out what the hell going on? She switched cars at
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: the parking lot. Now I'm in the call damn night right,
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: been in there talking about talking about being strug That's
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: love right, what I had done. Man, Let's tell you
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: I did the story this chick right, what answer her phone? Right?
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  Speaker 1: You know I have the three calls. You gotta get over,
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: you gotta go that three calls. I went over to
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  Speaker 1: her house, dumped the backyard. Fifth did no ship, just
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: got a dog dog lift I'm talking about. Never been
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: no barking back here. Let me tell you something, To
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  Speaker 1: tell you something, I have come to her house, hat
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: pulled down overalls on and cut her whole yard and
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: kept passing her. I can see she when you hit me.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: But I'm trying to look like a Spanish lawd guy
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: and that's who normally man. That is wrong. I've been wrong.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: Slash stalker is yeah. Let me tell you something, sir,
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: Just how far deep this? We didn't broke up being
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: broke up, but holidays, I still go walking into house.
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  Speaker 1: What's going on in there? Ain't love like in the bushes.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: Let me tell y'all. Let me tell y'all a good one. No,
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: let me tell you a good one. I'dn't been so strong.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: This girl lives in an apartment bill and I'm just
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: sprawl on the factor. How beautiful she looks. You understand
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: what drop dead gorgeous? But I never concede. This girl
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: I only saw one time, but it never left my
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: It never left my memory. How pretty this girl was.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: Mant me tell you something I say today. I don't
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: know what got in me. I said, I'm seeing this
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: girl today. I waited till about ten o'clock at night
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: and I pulled that fire alarm in that dog on
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: apartment Billy and everybody came. I said, and I find
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: this song, Jay, I have heard up into the car
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: waiting on how to get in the car. And she
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: started it ran right over my flip. God, that's just
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: that's just lightweights from you ain't been you know stripple clubs. Well, listen, guys,
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: I think we talked about it earlier. Coming up in
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: about ten minutes, we'll talk about Chadwick Boseman and Cardi
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: b on Saturday Night Live. And then Jay has lies
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: that dancers tell about. That's all coming up. You're listening
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright. Our guy, Chadwick
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: Boseman was the special guest host on Saturday Night Live.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: This Dad Saturday. He really did. Now everybody's talking about
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: the skin. He did this comedy skit as a King
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: to Challa as he played in The Black Panther. Uh.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: It was hosted by Keenan, who does a great Steve
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: Harvey impersonation. Great. So this is when King to Challa
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  Speaker 1: picked the category white people for four hundred on black Jeopardy. Okay,
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: so take a listen to this. All right, to yours,
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  Speaker 1: I'm redy. Let's go to white people for four hundred. Okay,
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: let's try it. Your friend Karen brings her potato salad
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: to your cook. I think I'm getting the hang of this.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: Before I answered, if you questions this woman Karen, she
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: is Caucasian, Nick, yes, and she has her only recipe
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: for potato salad. Next, I understand it is normal that
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: she would volunteer to cook for everyone. And although I
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: have never had potato salad, of course, I said that
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: this white woman does not season have food that's right.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: At least she does, it is only with a tiny
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: bit of soft paprika, and she will probably add something
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: unnecessary like reasons. Something tells me that I should say, Hella,
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: card give your brand that's potato salad to yourself. All right? So, um,
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: that was funny. That was really good. Good. Yeah, I mean,
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: what a show though, Chadwick and Cardie B in the
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: same show, in the same show, What a great show.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: We need our own black right show. We need it,
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: We need it so Mommy to be. Cardie B performed
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: two songs on Saturday Night Live did a great job,
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: Cardie B. Wouldn't you say? She's come a long long
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: way though. She used to be a stripper, and she
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: makes no bones about it. She talks about it. Yeah,
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: the song she says it, Yeah, dance anymore. Yeah, she
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: talked about that. Yeah. So she used to be a stripper,
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: she used to be a dancer. So I mean she
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: she's beyond that now she's making money, moves and and
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: all of that. From the poll. Yeah, yeah, absolutely so.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: So which brings us to this j Now you wrote
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: a segment called lies the dancer wor Oh my god,
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: all the tempers. Yeah you know they lie? Yeah, I
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: know it. You look you dead in your eyes and
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: at the good at it? Yeah it ladly, Oh you
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: look good? Cake your pants the night this is the
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: one bothered me. It's the biggest one I ever seen.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: What are they doing? Yeah, just saying that's another room,
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  Speaker 1: that's another room, that's the room in the backstop. I
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: didn't know I had one death dancing in front of me.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: She's popping gum this. She looked at me, said, anybody
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: telling like Drake damn well, look like Drake Drake. Well,
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: I don't look old don't look like you that way.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: I mean, you really do, though, good one. You know what?
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm doing. I'm just dancing here, but
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: I'm in dealing schools like stripper. She got two gold No,
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: they're not fake, damn you. You know another thing they
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: take If you ain't got no one, make sure you
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: have one, okay, because what you cannot do is give
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: her a twenty. And she said, I'll be right back
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: with your chain, coming back. Put your chain, hanging that up.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: That's when to go. No, I don't know aboudy have
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: sex in here. I didn't know you can. You can
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: pick me up when I get off at three. They
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: always act like they interested in where you work, you know,
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: So tell me about talking on the radio ra Then
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: he just stop this lying right bout your life. That
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: the one I liked him. You go to the house
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: and set it up. And when I get off, I'll
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: be over there, my dumb ass, looking at the one
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: waiting on her up. We'll be looking at the window.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: I paid her, so she must be going. Come. She
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: got to me. All the one guys tell no, no,
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: Glittle's my real name, Glittle Johnson favorite. They will tell
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  Speaker 1: me I ain't really that flexible. Okay, you don't tell.
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  Speaker 1: I just saw you kick yourself in the face. You
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: don't want all the other girls in his set it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just here dance be there by him. She's a
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: bush lies of strip will tell I'm supposed to retire
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  Speaker 1: in three years. I think dancing. They'd be looking at him.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: He's like, you know, I'm only doing it to my
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: MoMA house, and so thick it out. I'm gonna go
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: head and quit. But right now I got to be
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: in here. I an't answer that much because I do videos.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: I know what's gonna sound. All right, come on, tell
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  Speaker 1: me close it out. I think that's the biggest one
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: of all right there, the biggest one. Al right, guys,
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: all right, the foolishness continues. Coming up at the top
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: of the hour, we're gonna take you back and talk
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: about things that black kids could never get away when
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: saying ever okay, and then we're going to talk about
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: the masters. Wow, what a game? What? Yeah? Tiger come
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: on all up in his last name? Did alright? Right
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: after this, you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: in just a minute, we're going to talk about the
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: things that black kids could never say and get away
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: with and live to tell about it. All right, but
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: first we got to go to the Masters. Tommy, I
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: know you watch it a lot, so what and Jay,
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: you're a big golf official? Patrick read as I win.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: That's who wants congratulations? Patrick read The person is eleven million.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: But they break that down, so he probably think that's
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: broken up, right, Yeah, that's broken up. He's probably about
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: one point three minute. Where does all that go? Because
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: Tiger gets money for playing? Tiger get a million to go?
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: Oh he done? Not at the Master, but most most
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: of the ones he gets invited to, he probably he
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: gets bout round a million dollars just to show up. Okay,
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: so where does the eleven million go? That's all two
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: other players. They break it down positions then when you finish,
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: so we don't know what first place actually is. But
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: that's great. There's a lot of money spread across. Tiger
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: got thirty second place. That's what he got. He's been
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: out for two Hey, I'm happy with that. I'm just
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: the man playing, and he made the cut and he
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: played the whole weekend. Get on my nerdy, jump off
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: the band wagon in a minute, his first place, second third.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: When he was with the waffle House women, he did much.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: He was out there, just hit that he would never
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: be the same trap he was fair wagon. Yeah, I
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: mean it was from a thirty second is good right now? Yeah?
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: Much last week? Good looking the man was. I don't
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: know much about thirty second in anything is good. I'll
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: give you ten. I'm gonna give you. I'm gonna give
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: you eleven. Let he's on the comeback, y'all got you
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: got the word, work with it. But I didn't say
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: when he wins. And I don't know nothing about this game.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: But second, when he wins, I'm right there though. I
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: just want you. That's what I don't like bad. We're
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: back to back. We knew you could do it, Tiger.
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  Speaker 1: I never left it. He came in what time? When
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  Speaker 1: he com in? Thirty second I'm not even looking this up.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going on your word, thirty sack. I don't even
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  Speaker 1: know they had such a place when w w Let
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: me say this, he's tired for thirty second week. Three
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: people we tired. What's their name? Never heard of never
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: heard of a Scott. He's down there with the regular piss.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: He just down there with some people that just thirty second. Anyway,
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: it's four other people in thirty second, carl when you
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: and I wait, Carlin, when you and I took golf lessons,
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: we probably could have come. I remember Steve pay for
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: us to take golf. Now we were in South Carolina. Absolutely,
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: that's funny. Listen, I don't know much about this game,
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: but seconds quick, how many people are playing for him
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: to come in thirty se exactly? We know we know, sir.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: How about miniature golf tiger? Anybody? And I don't know somebody.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: As soon as he goes somewhere, I'm not gonna dog
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: out my tiger that somebody wait, wait till next week?
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: What It kind of reminds me of this though, what
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: you know, y'all know, I'm always and Tommy, your wife
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: can can jump in on this too. When we're at
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: competitions Jerry dance competitions, when your team, when it's so
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: low on the totem pole, they'll say participant, participated in
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: the participant Like that old joke Franklin and John had
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: about going to the Olympics. He say, when you're running,
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: you come in last place, and you're saying to yourself
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: I'm in last place if I had not practice at all. Know, Jake, No,
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: Jake Franklin and John when he's talking about it used
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: to be called Worldwide Sports and yeah yeah, yeah yeah,
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: and White World supports and the guy that skiing and
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: he gets like he's key all even practice. I'm gonna
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: tell you what her type of feelers at the map.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: When he was walking off the a T hole and
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: he saw somebody throw his cap cap down, I don't
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: be damned well. I mean, the good thing about it
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: is that he has won a couple of green jackets.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: I get it, a couple like four. Okay, who's counting? Respect? Yeah,
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: spec on tier name? I mean you no Tiger, his
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: cousin good enough, Tommy good enough. I bet he would
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: have been in at least ten. Patrick Patrick A congratulations
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: to Patrick Reed. That's from Tiger. So we talked about
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: this earlier. We talked about this a lot off their um.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: I told you one time what Carlo told a story too.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: And I told you one time I was sitting outside
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: on the patio of Eye Hoop and this little guy,
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: he had to be like five or six, he was
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: on a skateboard and they came to a stoplight, and
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: all of a sudden, he turned around to his dad
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: and goes, you're lying dead. You're a liar. Dad. You're
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: jo and I with our pancakes on the fort down
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: in the plate and turned around. You're lying dead, liar. Man.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: I saw my life flash before me for him, because
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: I knew that was coming next. But you could never
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: say that when we were kids. Never. So that's what
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: this next segment is gonna be about. Guys and carl
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: you have to tell your story to at the airport. Yeah,
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: all right, so when we come back, things black kids
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: would never say. All right, we'll be right back. You're
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: listening to the Steven Show. Okay, this segment things black
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: kids could never say. I tells you about. Mind the
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: little kid telling his dad dead, calling his dad a liar.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: Come on, so, Carla, come on, you were at the
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: airport one day and tell us you I was at
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: the airport coming off. You know how you come through security,
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: you gotta walk away. So this little boy he screaming
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: through security. So you know, everybody's like, oh, he's upsetting,
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: I go through security or whatever. But he kept screaming,
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: cab screaming, on and on and on. Now you know,
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: you go through security, you gotta get undressed. All that's happening.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: So all this time is going by, this little boy
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 1: still screaming, right. So now he gets on the moving
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: walkway and his parents are trying to calm him down,
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: tell him to be quiet. This little boy sits on
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: the moving walk away, throwing this tantrum and looks up
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: at his dad and say, I hate you every day,
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: talking about you every day. That airport completely stop. So listen.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: There's this pilot walking by. He's like, oh my goodness,
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  Speaker 1: not on my floor. And then there's a flight attendant,
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  Speaker 1: a white flight attended. She walked by. Oh my goodness,
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  Speaker 1: flight attended. She walked by this I beat you get
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  Speaker 1: hearing everybody. We've heard things that white kids say that
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  Speaker 1: their parents. I digitaland like we did the show down
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  Speaker 1: there a couple of weeks ago. World this little white
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  Speaker 1: kids said, he's walking. I'm just you just get part
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  Speaker 1: of it. He said, I don't like doughnuts and I
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  Speaker 1: never will. What the hell is that about? She wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: have ye get my own, you know my affection for taste.
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  Speaker 1: So I was afforded. We didn't have a pick you
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  Speaker 1: ate was in front of you, right, and ate that
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  Speaker 1: and you didn't need it to go and refrigerator. You
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  Speaker 1: eat it later on, right, But we said a lot
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  Speaker 1: of stuff under our brother. Yeah yeah, yeah, oh no,
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  Speaker 1: my daughter did it the other day. So now we're
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  Speaker 1: trying to decide what we're gonna eat for dinner. These
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  Speaker 1: kids are peaky. Problem is your son your youngest son,
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  Speaker 1: and he kind of yeah, they pick you don't want
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  Speaker 1: to eat half? Don't right? They don't right. So now
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  Speaker 1: we're in here making two dinners. Really imagine my mama
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  Speaker 1: ain't never ain't ate this meat loads and these green
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  Speaker 1: beans and these mashed potatoes. Okay, that's what we're having
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  Speaker 1: for dinner. Periods. Three words you'll never hear me say
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  Speaker 1: altogether one time. I'll never se you do it. You
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  Speaker 1: ain't biness. I've never put them three words together again,
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  Speaker 1: I say, you do it. I told my mom one
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  Speaker 1: time she I had I was the last one to
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  Speaker 1: leave the table because I freaking hated green peace. But
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  Speaker 1: she wouldn't let me leave the table until I ate
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  Speaker 1: my green Peace. So my uncle's and my cousins came
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  Speaker 1: around me and said, look, I told you this girl,
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  Speaker 1: when your mom comes back, we'll we'll take the piece
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  Speaker 1: and we'll throw them out. When your mom comes back
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  Speaker 1: and ask you what happened to the piece? Did you
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  Speaker 1: eat them? Just tell her don't worry about it. I'm
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  Speaker 1: a kid. I don't know that. She's not supposed to
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  Speaker 1: say so. My mom came back. My plate was clean.
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  Speaker 1: She said, what happened to the piece? Did you eat him?
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  Speaker 1: I said, don't worry bad out. You didn't get about it.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't get it up. I didn't do that. I
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  Speaker 1: saw a little boys. I'm getting upset. Now I'm getting
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  Speaker 1: getting upset. Oh man, you can't get my mama that
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  Speaker 1: kind of ammunition. Yeah, go ahead, get us, go ahead,
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  Speaker 1: try please, please make I want to just get to
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  Speaker 1: see what I'm saying. I need this. I know what
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  Speaker 1: it looks like on me, but let me see it
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  Speaker 1: on you. My son's freeing down the street, he told mama.
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  Speaker 1: If we don't get WiFi, I'm leaving when we come back. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: right after this, you're listening Morning show? All right? Uh,
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  Speaker 1: here we are with this segment. It's longer than we
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  Speaker 1: thought it would be. Huh. We get trauma to kids.
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  Speaker 1: This is things that black kids could never could never
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  Speaker 1: say and get away with I got one? You got what?
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  Speaker 1: Could you? Please leave my room? They can't to say
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  Speaker 1: who you're talking to? You're talking? Please leave my rooms,
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  Speaker 1: my house? Yeah, come in and take your hole? Can
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 1: you leave? First of all, I ain't have no whole
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  Speaker 1: damn room room. Man, you know what, I know what
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  Speaker 1: I got in trouble for got killed. I've seen the load.
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  Speaker 1: I know you really. Second, Yeah, I know he's real.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not where about getting to heaven. I even know
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  Speaker 1: where I live. Second, second streak left, third house, right, alright,
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  Speaker 1: that got it? This is one got me killing. I
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  Speaker 1: ain't ready to go to bed. I'm not ready to
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  Speaker 1: get ride. Yeah, I've not read it. But wait a minute.
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  Speaker 1: Tell me, didn't you get your bedroom door taken off? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Go too hard? And my daddy took the whole doe
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  Speaker 1: off the hands and put it in the garage. WHOA
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  Speaker 1: my waving and my greatest one. Though. My mama told me,
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 1: she said, I'm gonna knock you into next week. And
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  Speaker 1: I looked at her and said, well, booked me for things.
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  Speaker 1: When I woke up, my daddy was standing over me. Boy,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna be quit messing with your mom. You're gonna
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 1: quit missing what you want happened, you had that and
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 1: you had you go to the airport any place where.
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 1: Like I heard what you said, But why did you say?
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 1: Why what you said? But why because I said so?
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  Speaker 1: That's why I'm hearing a little boy in the mall.
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  Speaker 1: He got so mad because she wouldn't buy him. What
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  Speaker 1: do you want to? He said, you're not my mother today.
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 1: It was deprived, you know what? You know what? It
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: made it even more crazy though, the threats, the threats
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  Speaker 1: not only what they weren't even the promises, yeah they
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 1: were actually they followed through, followed through. But my mom
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  Speaker 1: told me one time, she said, listen, boy, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know if you understand how this work. I ken't and
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  Speaker 1: go to jail to time because I'm tired of work.
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah what what mama says that you don't mind going
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 1: to jail. I do the time because I'm tired to work.
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  Speaker 1: I brought you in here and take you out all
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  Speaker 1: of ye that I didn't, I didn't say anything, but
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  Speaker 1: I did something stupid. I told my grandmama Mama that
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 1: my mama hit beaty. You know you know I'm telling
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  Speaker 1: you I'm d I'm your mom. He said, Yo, Grandmama,
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  Speaker 1: don't run a damn thing anything. Grandmama didn't move, he did.
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  Speaker 1: He's sitting back the jail rocket. I wonder we're all crazy.
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  Speaker 1: We stayed out in jail. All right? Okay, uh, coming up,
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  Speaker 1: it's our last break of the day and Steve's not here.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 1: Of course, he had the day off. He'll be back tomorrow.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 1: But the nephew is here, and you know what that means.
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  Speaker 1: The nephew's closing remarks coming up next right after this.
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve. Al right, it is time. It's
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 1: our last break of the day. As we mentioned, Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey was off today much well deserved break for him.
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 1: He has all those and everything. Yeah, but he'll be
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 1: back problems. He'll be back tomorrow. But the nephew is
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 1: here holding it down. You got your closing remarks ready
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 1: for his nephew. Yeah, why he clo I got to
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  Speaker 1: get into But you know he's a method actor. You
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 1: know that he's a method all the way. Making your
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 1: way in the world today takes everything you got so far,
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 1: So good man, that's pretty good. Taking a break from
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 1: all your worries sure would help. A lot. Wouldn't you
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 1: like to get away? Sometimes you want to go where
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 1: everybody knows your name and they're always glad you came.
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 1: You want to be where you can see our troubles
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  Speaker 1: are all the same. Yeah, you wanna be where everybody
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  Speaker 1: knows your name. You want to go what people know.
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  Speaker 1: People are all the same. You want to go where
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  Speaker 1: everybody knows your name. Wait a minute, it's me. You
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 1: want to go where people know. People are all the same. Game.
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 1: You want to go where everybody knows your name. I
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  Speaker 1: can't come on now, Yeah, talk to me. I don't
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  Speaker 1: think about the name. Okay. You wouldn't you like to
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  Speaker 1: get away? Yeah? Sometimes you want to go where everybody
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 1: knows your name and they're always glad you came. You
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 1: want to be where you can see our troubles are
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  Speaker 1: all the same. Minute drug, everybody got the same. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's like it's a bar. Is something, it's it's it's
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  Speaker 1: a bar. Wait on, Magic City. No, okay, one more time,
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  Speaker 1: one more time. Okay, okay, y'all, don't do this. This deep,
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 1: very deep. It's good, it's good, it's good. But we
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  Speaker 1: just know we've heard this sounds familiar to me you
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  Speaker 1: want to go where everybody knows your name, all right,
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 1: and they're always glad you can't. You want to be
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 1: where you can see our troubles are all the same.
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 1: But you want to be where everybody knows your name. Man,
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 1: thank you? Anyone ws just the Avenue, Los Angeles, California's
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  Speaker 1: all tomor night back to night. You want to go away?
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  Speaker 1: Everybody know his name is in it? Jay, I didn't
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  Speaker 1: spot Tomorrow Night Taco to bro bro bro Bro. Great job?
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  Speaker 1: That wasn't good? Excellent? Spot like that? Oh I like that, Paul?
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  Speaker 1: You don't like what I did? I love it? Nobody
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  Speaker 1: like don't like what I like that? One original? It
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  Speaker 1: had an original feel to it. It It sounds new,
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  Speaker 1: but it was okay, okay, okay. So how is this
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  Speaker 1: right here? Okay? Not the world? Don't move to the
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 1: beat of just one drum. What might be right for
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 1: you may not be right for something. Girl, I'm already
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 1: a man is born, and he's a man of means.
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  Speaker 1: Then alone comes to speak on that. They got nothing
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 1: but their jeans, but they got different strokes, are you happess?
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  Speaker 1: It takes different strokes. It takes different strokes to move
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  Speaker 1: the world. You're talking about j and drum lass. Everybody's
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  Speaker 1: got a specially kind of storm club too that everybody
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  Speaker 1: finds a way to shine. It don't matter what you
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  Speaker 1: got that's different strokes. I mean, just trying to make
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  Speaker 1: close remark the next daytime I say it's Mark damn lazy. Hey,
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 1: let me say this O G is good, y'all is
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  Speaker 1: good to tell you to watch it. It's on TBS.
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  Speaker 1: Morgan and Tiffany Hattish and Cedric the entertain It is
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  Speaker 1: a great, very well written. Speaking of Cedric, speaking of
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  Speaker 1: said we might have him as a special guest tomorrow,
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 1: so we'll keep you here out for that. Yeah, we'll
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  Speaker 1: let you know for sure. But it's it's it really
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  Speaker 1: is a great show. To yourself a favor and check
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  Speaker 1: it out. They don't need more duck skinned people on
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  Speaker 1: that shows. Once again, the world will move to the
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  Speaker 1: bed just right, not be right for some A man
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 1: he is born, he's a man of means. Then a
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 1: don't come to the ain't got nothing but jeeves what
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 1: I used to have my saying with dancing in front
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  Speaker 1: of TV. Baby, So Steve again he will be he
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 1: will be back tomorrow. He was out today. Much needed Breasta.
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  Speaker 1: He'll be back in the cruel. I think his plane
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 1: ran out of gas summer? Is that what it was?
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