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Things That Ain't None Of Your Business, Resolutions, All I Said Was..., and MORE! - 12.30.24 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. Y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know y'all at all at all.
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  Speaker 2: So.
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  Speaker 1: Don't given them the bush?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah listening to.
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  Speaker 4: To I don't joy? Yeah, Joy?
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  Speaker 5: You know you.
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  Speaker 6: Love you.
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  Speaker 7: Gotta turn.
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  Speaker 1: To turn them out. Turn you probably got to.
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  Speaker 4: Turn the mouth, turn out the water the monica.
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  Speaker 7: Look.
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  Speaker 1: Come come on, you think, uh huh, I sure will.
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  Speaker 8: Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice. Come on,
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  Speaker 8: dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a
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  Speaker 8: radio show. You know, I think I ought to explain
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  Speaker 8: something to y'all. You know, when I wake up in
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  Speaker 8: the morning and I say, dig me now, what I'm
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  Speaker 8: asking you to do is it's old school, you know, man,
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  Speaker 8: And you know you said old people say I dig
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  Speaker 8: you know, da da da, never stop saying that. I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 8: but dig me now. It's just I want you to
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  Speaker 8: I want you to really feel me. I want you
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  Speaker 8: to understand what I'm saying, because really, this morning inspiration
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  Speaker 8: is all given in the spirit of sharing and love.
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  Speaker 8: It ain't about to expose me in any way. That's
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  Speaker 8: not the purpose of it. But I found that in
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  Speaker 8: my morning inspiration that is best that I use some
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  Speaker 8: things about myself, because I mean, what better example can
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  Speaker 8: I use?
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  Speaker 1: Because I know me, I know what's happened to me.
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  Speaker 8: I know exactly how I felt all along the way
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  Speaker 8: concerning almost everything, every aspect of my life. I now
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  Speaker 8: fully do really understand why God had my life spend
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  Speaker 8: the way it spun. And here's the part that I
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  Speaker 8: want to give to you this morning, that first of all,
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  Speaker 8: whatever position you find yourself in today, we kind of
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  Speaker 8: come to one realization that we got ourselves there. We
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  Speaker 8: put ourselves there by a series of thoughts and actions.
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  Speaker 8: Thoughts turn into things. That's very important to know. So
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  Speaker 8: let's look at both sides of it. For people who
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  Speaker 8: think negative thoughts, it turns into negative things, and the
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  Speaker 8: direct opposite is true. For those who think positive thoughts,
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  Speaker 8: it turns into positive things. That's the deal. It's as
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  Speaker 8: simple as that, folks. I cannot break it down any cleaner,
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  Speaker 8: I cannot make it any clearer. Thoughts become things. So
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  Speaker 8: the one glaring question for all of us always is
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  Speaker 8: on a daily basis, what are you thinking? What are
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  Speaker 8: your thoughts? What are you thinking? What are your thoughts?
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  Speaker 8: Because I can assure you and it is not by
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  Speaker 8: a promise of mine. This is not a theory that
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  Speaker 8: Steve Harveyden came up with. This is a fact of life.
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  Speaker 8: This is biblical, this is spiritual, This is written, this
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  Speaker 8: is philosophical.
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  Speaker 1: This is the law of the universe.
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  Speaker 8: However, you need to drink this medicine to take to
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  Speaker 8: get it down and feel what I'm saying to you.
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  Speaker 8: This is just the way it is now. And here
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  Speaker 8: the cold part, folks. It don't matter if you believe
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  Speaker 8: me or not. It does not matter if you have
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  Speaker 8: never been explained this or not. And it does not
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  Speaker 8: matter if you think it works in your life or not.
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  Speaker 8: It don't matter. Listen to me. It is the way
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  Speaker 8: it is. It is a scriptural, it is a spiritual,
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  Speaker 8: it is philosophical.
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  Speaker 1: It's just whatever is the law of the universe. You
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  Speaker 1: call whatever you want call.
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  Speaker 8: However, you got to dress this thing up to put
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  Speaker 8: it in the phase that you can feel me.
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  Speaker 1: I want you to feel me now, because this is
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  Speaker 1: all it is.
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  Speaker 8: So when I say that you are where we are
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  Speaker 8: today because we thought ourselves here, are you best to
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  Speaker 8: believe that's true? You thought yourself here, no one else see.
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  Speaker 8: Let me explain something. I got people around me who
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  Speaker 8: so badly want to take credit for it, but I
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  Speaker 8: don't allow it. But because I keep pointing to the heavens,
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  Speaker 8: I keep pointing and trying to say it out loud
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  Speaker 8: as many times as I can without being so offensive,
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  Speaker 8: that my life is by design, by grace and mercy,
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  Speaker 8: by blessings from God. My life is because God has
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  Speaker 8: seen it to be so. Oh, but I got plenty
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  Speaker 8: of people around me want credit for it and want
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  Speaker 8: you to not give credit to God and give it
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  Speaker 8: to them. I got that. I got that, But I
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  Speaker 8: understand that. See, I understand what that is. That's a
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  Speaker 8: person whose design is to get the credit.
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  Speaker 1: But it's okay. It's so clear to me what my
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  Speaker 1: father was saying to me. Man, I get it.
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  Speaker 8: As I get older and older, he always said to me, son,
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  Speaker 8: everybody come with you can't.
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  Speaker 1: Go with you.
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  Speaker 8: See, you know, I don't know how people say it
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  Speaker 8: in church. You know sometime they go, well, people come
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  Speaker 8: into your life for seasons, and I guess that's same thing.
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  Speaker 8: You know they seizing up, They gone, well, you know,
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  Speaker 8: and then but then hi, the way they try to
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  Speaker 8: hold you though, or you're gonna forget where you come from.
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  Speaker 8: You ain't gonna keep it real no more. I don't
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  Speaker 8: want to go back where I come from. I don't
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  Speaker 8: want to keep it that real no more. It was
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  Speaker 8: real enough for me living in a car. I had
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  Speaker 8: enough of that real. I don't wanna keep it real now.
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  Speaker 8: I don't keep it real. I wanna go keep it dreamy.
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  Speaker 8: I want to go keep it fantasized. I want, I wanna.
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  Speaker 8: I want to keep it out of this world. I
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  Speaker 8: want to keep it off the chain. I want to
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  Speaker 8: keep it moving. I want to keep it ball, and
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  Speaker 8: I want to see what that's like. So Nah, I
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  Speaker 8: ain't gonna forget where I come from, but you ain't
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  Speaker 8: gonna hold me to that though See, thoughts become things
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  Speaker 8: all day long? Where's your vision board? Where are the
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  Speaker 8: things that you want written down? What do you think
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  Speaker 8: about the most? How grateful are you for what all
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  Speaker 8: God has done for you? Where you at with that?
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  Speaker 8: See here hear another law? If thoughts become things, Let
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  Speaker 8: me ask you this. If all you thinking about is
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  Speaker 8: your debt, if all you're thinking about is what you
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  Speaker 8: ain't got, if all you thinking.
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  Speaker 1: About or is all woe is me? If all you
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  Speaker 1: thinking about is every time I turn around.
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  Speaker 8: I'm sick if all you thinking about it's the things
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  Speaker 8: in life that you're lacking. If that's all you thinking about,
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  Speaker 8: and if thoughts become things, how much debt you think
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  Speaker 8: you're gonna stay in?
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  Speaker 1: How much?
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  Speaker 8: How much how much lacking you think you're finna fill
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  Speaker 8: your life with? How much most stuff you fin to
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  Speaker 8: not have because you keep thinking about it all the time.
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  Speaker 8: When you're gonna be grateful, when you're gonna say thank you,
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  Speaker 8: when it's gonna come out your mouth, Man, that I
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  Speaker 8: may not be where I want to be, but I
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  Speaker 8: show am grateful for what you've given me so far,
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  Speaker 8: for the things I have today because I don't have
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  Speaker 8: to have these things.
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  Speaker 1: You know what that does?
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  Speaker 8: That then opens up room for more stuff to come
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  Speaker 8: your way. To be grateful fall, But if you're gonna
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  Speaker 8: be ungrateful, ah, man, let me ask you something. I
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  Speaker 8: ain't God, I don't claim to be, But let me
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  Speaker 8: ask you something, man. If you ungrateful for the things
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  Speaker 8: we got, If we can't show no gratitude for what
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  Speaker 8: we have, why would God give us some most stuff
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  Speaker 8: to be ungrateful for?
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  Speaker 1: What would he do that for? Tada? Anybody feel me?
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  Speaker 1: Right now.
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  Speaker 8: So when I say come on, y'all, dig me, now,
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  Speaker 8: do you understand why I say dig me?
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  Speaker 1: Because I want you to feel me.
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  Speaker 8: I want you to understand and come to the understanding,
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  Speaker 8: not saying you ain't. Because there's so many people got
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  Speaker 8: a deeper understanding than me about this whole thing. I
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  Speaker 8: promise you they do, but they listen to me. I'm
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  Speaker 8: just trying to get you to walk up in this light, man,
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  Speaker 8: so you can go on with your life and quit
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  Speaker 8: tripping yourself out with your thoughts because thoughts become things,
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  Speaker 8: all right.
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  Speaker 9: All day you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 8: Ladies and gentlemen, the time has come. The Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 8: Morning Show is here. Gratitude is the leading force behind
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  Speaker 8: everything we do at the start of the day. And
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  Speaker 8: I don't y'all, I don't want y'all to miss out
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  Speaker 8: on this blessing or being grateful to start your day.
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  Speaker 8: You might as well talk to him, but start by thinking.
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  Speaker 8: Then you can go down your list to what you want.
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  Speaker 8: But started like that. This is Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 8: Shirley Strawberry calling for real Mississippi Monica or that legend
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  Speaker 8: nephew Tommy and Junior. Junior, kill space, what's on your mind?
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  Speaker 1: You know?
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  Speaker 5: Uh?
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  Speaker 10: I was really wanting to notice on because I got
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  Speaker 10: to fill out some paperwork and I won't to know
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  Speaker 10: if I can put your name on it, you know,
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  Speaker 10: like if I wait a minute, you don't even.
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  Speaker 1: Know what it's for yet.
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  Speaker 8: I don't need am I gonna put them more damn papers?
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  Speaker 8: This is this starting to sound like would you rather?
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  Speaker 6: Hey?
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  Speaker 10: No, you can't, Okay, So I gotta have like somebody
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  Speaker 10: to sit in there in the hospital with me, and
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  Speaker 10: they want to know you so you can get authorized
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  Speaker 10: come in, and I wonder if I put your name
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  Speaker 10: down you.
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  Speaker 1: Just come here?
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  Speaker 8: Hell no, hell no? What not going to sit with
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  Speaker 8: you at no crisis. I ain't even like talking to
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  Speaker 8: you on the phone. I don't like your little voice,
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  Speaker 8: all feeble and tremling, hurt.
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  Speaker 1: I said, Junior, what's up? And then you can hear
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  Speaker 1: breathing in me.
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  Speaker 7: You're good?
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  Speaker 5: I said?
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  Speaker 1: How you holding? I'm all right? Show it sound like.
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  Speaker 11: I'm good?
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  Speaker 1: Man.
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  Speaker 8: Damn there crying and stuff. I don't, man, don't put
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  Speaker 8: my name on the damn I'm I'm gonna be of
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  Speaker 8: no help.
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  Speaker 1: To you. I don't. I don't want to sit there.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't. I ain't good with sick ass people at all.
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  Speaker 9: At least he's honest about it.
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  Speaker 12: I know he really honest.
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  Speaker 10: Like you wouldn't like you ain't gonna help me to
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  Speaker 10: the bathroom, and none of that.
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  Speaker 1: What if you met him? Put a bathroom.
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  Speaker 9: That's out the dog.
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  Speaker 8: You gotta pull some little sheets up around you and
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  Speaker 8: to pile them up on your lap. Go have your business,
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  Speaker 8: you do anything. You put a pile of them right
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  Speaker 8: in your crime. Just pile him up, make a little
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  Speaker 8: volcano with your sheet. They just will wet it up.
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  Speaker 8: I'm not here, you do it.
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  Speaker 9: I had an accident.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, nurses, Oh myde are having breakfast?
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  Speaker 9: Awful?
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: I just want to hit a bathroom. You can't.
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  Speaker 8: You can't go to the bathroom. Or you and you
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  Speaker 8: can't quit breathing.
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  Speaker 12: Both of you're out.
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  Speaker 9: Steve, you're out.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't no mouth to mouth.
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  Speaker 2: It's COVID, all right, Uh, junior, I hope you got
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  Speaker 2: your answer.
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  Speaker 9: Stay healthy.
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  Speaker 2: Coming up in thirty two minutes after the hour, we're
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  Speaker 2: going to start to show up with some church complaints
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  Speaker 2: from pastor Motown and Deacon Depth Jam.
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  Speaker 2: Time to have some fun with Reverend Motown and Deacon
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  Speaker 2: Depth Jam. They're here with today's church complaints.
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  Speaker 8: Outain a more Lord, Yeah, gracious God.
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  Speaker 9: Here, thank your time.
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  Speaker 8: We we here again. That's right Own, this blessed Monday.
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  Speaker 8: Let's eagle to find out what in the world in
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  Speaker 8: rolla unb had a more complaining congregation?
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  Speaker 1: This this he in hell, that this hen hell.
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  Speaker 13: Everybody understands exactly what he said.
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  Speaker 1: For if you know not, that's cause you don't want not.
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  Speaker 1: He's putting it together.
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  Speaker 13: Put it all together, all right, Patson let's get going here.
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  Speaker 1: We got an issue.
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  Speaker 13: Brother Kirby Benson, better known as KB, accidentally took four
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  Speaker 13: Viagar pills thinking they was his daily vitamins. Could you
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  Speaker 13: please tell Sister Greta Wagner and Sister Florinda Prescott to
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  Speaker 13: quit jumping on the man every time they see him.
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  Speaker 1: Or jumping on him?
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  Speaker 13: Well, well, well where you think, pat No, I mean
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  Speaker 13: that church church? Is it in the parking lot? What
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  Speaker 13: do we they have jumped on him in the parking lot.
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  Speaker 13: They are ran and jumped on him at the supermarket
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  Speaker 13: every time they see Brotherby.
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  Speaker 1: We have nothing to do with that. Once you leave
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  Speaker 1: outside these door.
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  Speaker 8: Well if I agaho, well we'll see what we ain't
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  Speaker 8: gonna do his bring Tyler your bit is church complaint?
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  Speaker 8: This ain't parking lot or supermarket complaint.
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  Speaker 1: Now we're not addressing all that up. So moving right along.
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  Speaker 13: Ah Mervin's funeral home Carr As you know, brother O
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  Speaker 13: Cyrus Daniels, we put him to rest this past Saturday,
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  Speaker 13: uh pastor after the funeral, the Hurts was the Hurts
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  Speaker 13: was supposed to take him to his uh his hometown
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  Speaker 13: which is three hours away, but they had two flat ties.
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  Speaker 13: They are asking if you can come uh on eighty
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  Speaker 13: five South and pick brother Osiris up and get him
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  Speaker 13: to his hometown. They've already taken him out the casket,
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  Speaker 13: but they stranded.
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  Speaker 8: That won't be necessary. I was informed of this because
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  Speaker 8: I was one of the few people that still have
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  Speaker 8: a c B.
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  Speaker 7: Said.
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  Speaker 1: I heard that the.
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  Speaker 8: Funeral convoy had been delayed because of the flat tide,
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  Speaker 8: and I'm aware that they took his body out of
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  Speaker 8: the hearst. Also, now do you want the rest of
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  Speaker 8: the store?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, got it, go ahead.
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  Speaker 8: Well, when they took the little body out the hurst
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  Speaker 8: down their body creek.
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  Speaker 1: We was. I went over there and we we buried
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  Speaker 1: him right there.
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  Speaker 13: Body creek. It's a hometown that that's what the do
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  Speaker 13: you think he know that? But the man wanted to
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  Speaker 13: be at rest in his hometown. That's what it was
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  Speaker 13: supposed to be. He probably three hours away from from
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  Speaker 13: the Tructors, where he is originally from.
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  Speaker 1: Well, what we're gonna do is we're gonna take the
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  Speaker 1: empty box.
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  Speaker 8: We're gonna take a box and get brother Ferguson to
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  Speaker 8: put it in the back of his pickup.
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  Speaker 1: He got that new Dodge round he gonna drive it.
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  Speaker 8: Three hours and have the bury Ordell. But he's done
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  Speaker 8: there by the rivers because he used to always hear
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  Speaker 8: him say, down by the river side out there the
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  Speaker 8: will that good places in.
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  Speaker 13: We are a situation we think we want you to
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  Speaker 13: speak on Deacon Karter just having a uh bass spot
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  Speaker 13: in the back of his head fundraiser. Yeah, he's having
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  Speaker 13: a fundraiser party, a ball spot in the back of
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  Speaker 13: the head fundraiser party, and none of the members have
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  Speaker 13: stepped in to even think about coming and helping it.
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  Speaker 8: Uh, it ain't no problem. We don't need that much
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  Speaker 8: of her. Think of seventy nine dollars is all we need,
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  Speaker 8: because we're gonna go to salaries and buy a pair
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  Speaker 8: of balls and clippers with the seventy nine and we're
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  Speaker 8: gonna run that ball spot in the back of his head.
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  Speaker 9: Clean up to the front.
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  Speaker 8: We we're gonna in this hill. Yeah, no way, We're
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  Speaker 8: gonna ball him out that way. You won't have to
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  Speaker 8: remember about the boss spot you balla. Yeah, there won't
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  Speaker 8: be no need for no more fundraising for him. We've
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  Speaker 8: already solved that. There, go ahead, Deacon.
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  Speaker 1: All right, I'm over the lounge.
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  Speaker 13: We have a special guest that's coming this Sunday, brother
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  Speaker 13: Kyle Jefferson, who is a blind, uh blind and this
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  Speaker 13: and one arm passed, but he's gonna be playing the
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  Speaker 13: harm moonic of eleven o'clock service. The members are asking
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  Speaker 13: that you talk to him, and he's adamant about singing
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  Speaker 13: his eyes on the Sparrow.
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  Speaker 1: We just don't think that one's gonna work.
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  Speaker 13: And now we didn't want to tell the blind man
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  Speaker 13: not to sing, you know, play that song right about
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  Speaker 13: the thighs is on the sparrow.
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  Speaker 1: So well, I told.
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  Speaker 8: Him to go ahead and sing his eyes on the sparrow.
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  Speaker 8: I didn't want him to sing precious Lord take my
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  Speaker 8: head because he don't have but one of them, and
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  Speaker 8: he won't be able.
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  Speaker 1: To play the her mother.
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  Speaker 12: You better him.
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  Speaker 1: As shoot? Does he do that? He got he got
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  Speaker 1: quick blowing that her mama. Now you ain't got no song?
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  Speaker 8: Now man, well he will try to sing this little
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  Speaker 8: light of mind, but he won't to act everything out.
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  Speaker 8: You know how long we can take you with that
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  Speaker 8: one hand like a canda dislute a lot of mine.
• 21:19
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna let it shouldn't be all day waiting on
• 21:22
  Speaker 8: this calendar.
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  Speaker 1: Get me it.
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  Speaker 9: All right, that's our church complaints for today. It's time
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  Speaker 2: Switch gears and start the show with as the CLO,
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  Speaker 2: here we go. Uh, this one, Steve, is from the
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  Speaker 2: movie Oh.
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  Speaker 9: We Will thank you for telling me that.
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  Speaker 8: Well, well, well we'll get a fourth one.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: Do you have to say all that on the air?
• 22:20
  Speaker 9: I have one?
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: I have one one?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, you want to start all you got a fourth
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  Speaker 3: one there, Steve?
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: No, No, I don't want to start with the go ahead.
• 22:29
  Speaker 12: All right, come on, clo, you're ready.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: Here we go.
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  Speaker 2: This one's from Maury and Fort Lauderdale. I'm twenty eight
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  Speaker 2: and I moved in with my mom three years ago.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: To help her through a financial crisis. She got back
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: on track. A year ago, she got back on track,
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: and a year ago she reunited with an old flame
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: and quickly fell in love with him. Their relationship is progressed,
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: and she told me they're ready to move in together
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: and her house is more suitable, so I'll have to
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: move out within three months. I've been helping her pay
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: the more mortgage and other bills, so I haven't been
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: saving any money.
• 23:03
  Speaker 9: I am so hurt by this.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: Should I tell her how I feel or just move out?
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: Well, you should tell her how you feel. But then
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: you got to get out.
• 23:14
  Speaker 8: Oh that's all. You could tell her how you feel?
• 23:18
  Speaker 8: What is your mama's house? You got to go and
• 23:21
  Speaker 8: here come this man. Man, you know that's a little trifling,
• 23:26
  Speaker 8: but you know, you know what your mama doing and all.
• 23:29
  Speaker 8: But I don't think she really realizes the sacrifice you
• 23:33
  Speaker 8: made for her.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: So you may have to bring it to her attention.
• 23:36
  Speaker 9: Okay, I like that advice, Cela, Thank you.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: Moving on, chick and Montgomery says, my husband is a
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: long hauler, and when he's gone, I had another life
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: that he knew nothing about. I like to go out
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: smoke cigarettes and drink hard alcohol and entertain men.
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: What.
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: I'm a waitress and I met and I meet most of.
• 23:56
  Speaker 9: My gentlemen there.
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: I recently found out that my husband is on me,
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: So now whenever he's home, I started showing him my
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: other side and I have left to go on dates
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: while he's home. He doesn't say a word. Does this
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: mean he doesn't love me anymore? Is there any way
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: to fix this?
• 24:14
  Speaker 14: No?
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: No, I ain't gonna fix for this. He cool with
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: you going now.
• 24:18
  Speaker 8: You found out he was cheating, you stayed. He found
• 24:21
  Speaker 8: out you cheating, He stayed. You know your marriage been over?
• 24:26
  Speaker 8: And how old are you? Anyway?
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: What is hard liquor?
• 24:31
  Speaker 12: Hard alcohol?
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Christian?
• 24:32
  Speaker 15: Yes?
• 24:33
  Speaker 8: You know anybody that say I've been smoking cigarettes and
• 24:36
  Speaker 8: drinking hard what?
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: What were you?
• 24:39
  Speaker 13: What?
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: Were you homish and entering the hard? It could be
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: some brown looker. It could be I've been.
• 24:47
  Speaker 8: Smoking drinking hard liquor and he entertaining me. And jadamamn,
• 24:56
  Speaker 8: you just went from the Sunday school teachers to you.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: Jess, Damn. He's athetic.
• 25:02
  Speaker 9: She had a whole nother life. She said he didn't
• 25:04
  Speaker 9: know any of that.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: She hang out and hold the walls.
• 25:07
  Speaker 10: Huh average, Yeah, yeah, not caverns.
• 25:14
  Speaker 12: Yeah all right.
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: Bria in Paradise Island, Bahama says she's going to turn
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: twenty soon and she's in a relationship with a twenty
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: six year old man. My parents are old fashioned and
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: told him he's too old to be dating me. They
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: have forbid me to see him, so I have to
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: sneak to spend quality time with him. He has asked
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: me to marry him, and my dad won't allow it.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: He says that he loves me enough to wait for
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: me to turn twenty one, but I'm scared of losing him.
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: My parents don't understand. He's a really good guy. Other
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: women are interested in him. So what should I do? Wow,
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: she's twenty nineteen.
• 25:51
  Speaker 8: Actually well, I mean, I mean you're gonna keep saying
• 25:54
  Speaker 8: it's what you're gonna do. You've already made that decision. Yeah,
• 26:00
  Speaker 8: I mean, that's what she's doing. She sneaks to see him.
• 26:04
  Speaker 8: She's claimed that he's a really good guy. He said
• 26:07
  Speaker 8: he's gonna wait for you know. She say other women
• 26:11
  Speaker 8: are interested. You know they're in the Bahamas over on
• 26:16
  Speaker 8: Paradise Island. That ain't a lot. What is the Bahamas,
• 26:20
  Speaker 8: twenty one miles long.
• 26:23
  Speaker 9: I don't know, but I love it there, Yeah, yeah, I.
• 26:27
  Speaker 8: Mean love You know, it's easy to bust it. That's
• 26:30
  Speaker 8: for damn show. You can't drive, you can't run off.
• 26:35
  Speaker 8: All you gotta do is keep going in the circle.
• 26:37
  Speaker 8: Eventually you're gonna cat. You're gonna catch it.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: On the island. Just wait people to come back around.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: And this is that age when kids don't listen. This
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: is that age. Oh wow, especially if the.
• 26:49
  Speaker 14: Parents hours nowhere.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: But yeah, am I preaching to.
• 26:55
  Speaker 9: The choir right now?
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 26:58
  Speaker 12: Jay?
• 26:59
  Speaker 14: It is you gotta give up one thing, mister harding cussing,
• 27:05
  Speaker 14: smoking cigarettes.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: The other thing sports? No, no, after.
• 27:12
  Speaker 14: You gotta give up one thing, cussing, smoking cigars or sports?
• 27:18
  Speaker 14: Which one you get rid of?
• 27:19
  Speaker 6: For good?
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: No more for good. He's not gonna handle this question.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: Will you see his face. I'm struggling already.
• 27:30
  Speaker 9: I thought he would say sports.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you can I'm giving up sports?
• 27:36
  Speaker 8: Sure?
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: Okay, Well can I give up sports?
• 27:40
  Speaker 14: You got to give up one one one, y'all.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: Love cigarette, got to go and finish, stop cussing.
• 27:49
  Speaker 12: You gotta to give up one.
• 27:52
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna work through stuff. No, no cussing helps me
• 27:57
  Speaker 8: work through things.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: You know, I'm dressing believer. Okay, girl, I would know
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: what to do.
• 28:03
  Speaker 8: Man, if you told me I couldn't cuss no more,
• 28:05
  Speaker 8: I'll tell you right now. Man, you beater really threw
• 28:08
  Speaker 8: me into summer. You better come get these damn cigars
• 28:11
  Speaker 8: because you show ain't finna get the cussing.
• 28:14
  Speaker 9: Okay, man, yeah.
• 28:18
  Speaker 8: I'd have to give up cigars and that and that's
• 28:21
  Speaker 8: a hall.
• 28:21
  Speaker 14: Well would you because that you ain't have a cigarette?
• 28:24
  Speaker 14: Would you be cussing that?
• 28:25
  Speaker 8: I lie.
• 28:28
  Speaker 9: And dog for sure.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't even know what to do without sports.
• 28:32
  Speaker 10: Okay, you're smoking cigarets watching the sports, but you can't cuss.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: How that sound?
• 28:40
  Speaker 16: What he just fumbled?
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: He mixed the dump your fault? What the heck?
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: Man?
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: I think I slip.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: My writs washing All right, thank you Phil and Jake
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: for that final one.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: Miss Steve Robin martinshaw Man.
• 29:06
  Speaker 8: Marriage is one of the biggest compromises you'll ever make
• 29:10
  Speaker 8: because it is a continuous compromise. I don't know if
• 29:15
  Speaker 8: you understand how many times you are going to be
• 29:18
  Speaker 8: ever so right and just have to apologize for being wrong.
• 29:22
  Speaker 10: I can't be right ever, I'm right, okay.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: At the court house union.
• 29:32
  Speaker 8: You can be right to yourself as much as you want,
• 29:36
  Speaker 8: but in the relationship you have to just let it
• 29:39
  Speaker 8: go sometimes because the room of marriage for a man
• 29:43
  Speaker 8: is this. You can be happy or you can be right.
• 29:48
  Speaker 8: That's the choice we face all the time. So who
• 29:51
  Speaker 8: made that rule off? They were wrong the whole time.
• 29:54
  Speaker 13: You're gonna lose it all. See, you're gonna you're gonna
• 29:57
  Speaker 13: lose your house. You're gonna you're gonna lose your thing.
• 30:00
  Speaker 13: You care bros.
• 30:01
  Speaker 8: While your hair falling out right now, your hairline is
• 30:07
  Speaker 8: steady heading back because it can't be up by your mouth.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: That's what's wrong.
• 30:11
  Speaker 8: Your hairline is trying to get away from the stupid
• 30:13
  Speaker 8: stuff that's coming out your mouth.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: Coming up right after.
• 30:21
  Speaker 16: All Right, it's time for something funny, for something fine,
• 30:26
  Speaker 16: I got something, a list, we all got some Just
• 30:29
  Speaker 16: let you know right away when it ain't none of
• 30:31
  Speaker 16: your damn bity.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: You might see it, yeah, but let it go. Let
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: it go.
• 30:38
  Speaker 9: What you keep, you know what you see, but it
• 30:41
  Speaker 9: ain't your.
• 30:41
  Speaker 8: Busy You are going to have to do something thing
• 30:47
  Speaker 8: now we have because you're not good you don't like
• 30:51
  Speaker 8: this because you're bush, but I want you to read them.
• 30:55
  Speaker 8: This is really going on in people's lives. I want
• 30:58
  Speaker 8: you to read at least two of these, all of you,
• 31:01
  Speaker 8: and read it like you mean it.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: Let's start off with you.
• 31:05
  Speaker 9: Here we go, all right, here we go.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: Number one, just say none of your bins.
• 31:09
  Speaker 14: You see it?
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: If you see somebody throwing a large.
• 31:12
  Speaker 14: Rug rolled up, okay, and it's got feet hanging out, yeah, that.
• 31:23
  Speaker 9: Tell somebody.
• 31:26
  Speaker 10: Speak when you walk back, how you doing see, I'll
• 31:32
  Speaker 10: tell you what.
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. This is real. When you at
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: a restaurant, uh huh.
• 31:37
  Speaker 10: You see somebody in the back having a problem with
• 31:40
  Speaker 10: the food, and somebody holl out.
• 31:42
  Speaker 9: What the hell?
• 31:43
  Speaker 10: I just say, keep eating, don't.
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: You come.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: Somebody?
• 31:51
  Speaker 10: Not Benny, get into it?
• 31:56
  Speaker 14: How may you that one?
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what.
• 31:59
  Speaker 13: If you were the restaurant, see a cow pass through
• 32:03
  Speaker 13: the back and two chicken fly food?
• 32:06
  Speaker 9: That really ain't no.
• 32:09
  Speaker 8: What you go on, Charley, come on, try read one
• 32:14
  Speaker 8: of these and big one.
• 32:15
  Speaker 9: Just okay.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: If you see your neighbors kids, if they steal a
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: car or something and it's not yours, that your damn bad.
• 32:29
  Speaker 9: Nothing neighbors don't matter. It don't.
• 32:35
  Speaker 8: If you see somebody with something on, they know, and
• 32:41
  Speaker 8: it looked like break your soul, you.
• 32:46
  Speaker 12: Damn Okay, all right, all right.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: If you see someone open the exit door. Okay, you're
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: at the movies and they let nine people in the theater.
• 33:07
  Speaker 12: Oh, come on, movie starting?
• 33:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 33:19
  Speaker 13: If you hanging out with some white folks at the
• 33:21
  Speaker 13: park and they hear something and walk through the woods,
• 33:24
  Speaker 13: let me tell you something that ain't got nothing to
• 33:27
  Speaker 13: do with you.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: That ain't none of you.
• 33:30
  Speaker 12: Go in there now that I.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: Don't agree with. Lemon had one.
• 33:35
  Speaker 9: Lemon had one, let me have one?
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 33:38
  Speaker 14: Your homeboy, y'all been boys fiend Okay, tight, y'all tight,
• 33:43
  Speaker 14: just hang out. All of a sudden you see him
• 33:46
  Speaker 14: hanging out, hugged up with another dude.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: That none of that. You gotta be careful.
• 33:58
  Speaker 9: They don't say anything.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: What about this day?
• 34:02
  Speaker 10: If you see someone at the drive through take the
• 34:05
  Speaker 10: money and put it in his pocket, your dad.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: You astrong. As you get your food, just get your food.
• 34:11
  Speaker 9: You gotta call the police. But you don't know.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: You don't drive off from that. You don't know what
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: he's going through.
• 34:19
  Speaker 9: You don't know what thatess at all.
• 34:24
  Speaker 6: Man.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: If you in line uh aft amusement, Paul.
• 34:29
  Speaker 8: Okay, yeah, and somebody cut the line behind you.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: That ain't your come up here in front of me,
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: but you cut. You see him cut right there like
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: that right behind you. That ain't yourn the line.
• 34:48
  Speaker 12: That's not right.
• 34:49
  Speaker 6: I ain't.
• 34:51
  Speaker 9: Let me tell you that.
• 34:53
  Speaker 13: If you with your wife U and see your girlfriend
• 34:57
  Speaker 13: with another man that really ain't your that's not gonna go.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, nothing about that.
• 35:04
  Speaker 9: You shouldn't say nothing.
• 35:05
  Speaker 14: I'm not gonna say any not a thing.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: A good time.
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: I heard.
• 35:13
  Speaker 9: You're in the grocery store.
• 35:15
  Speaker 14: You see somebody go over to the grapes and they
• 35:17
  Speaker 14: eat about, say, four handfuls of break up a pound,
• 35:22
  Speaker 14: they eat a complete that's wrong, they eat a pound
• 35:26
  Speaker 14: break just set that getting great?
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: That ain't none of your tail.
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: Visit that Jordan Jay, Now that's dealing.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's great.
• 35:39
  Speaker 10: How about this Jay? But you have to bank uh huh,
• 35:42
  Speaker 10: And you have to wonder and the man next to
• 35:44
  Speaker 10: you have to winder if you see him slide the
• 35:46
  Speaker 10: know to the tailor, that ain't none of your tail
• 35:50
  Speaker 10: being give me my twenties.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: I an fu and let me go get out to
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: think about it.
• 35:56
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 35:57
  Speaker 12: I'm with you.
• 35:59
  Speaker 14: You you're the coffee place, right. You see, and you
• 36:02
  Speaker 14: see somebody get a handful of them sugars, just a handful,
• 36:08
  Speaker 14: two in each hand, two handfuls the packs, put them
• 36:12
  Speaker 14: in their pocket.
• 36:16
  Speaker 9: They don't bother. I'm diabetic anyway.
• 36:22
  Speaker 12: That's too many sugars.
• 36:23
  Speaker 9: Not too much.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: If you in the jail, uh huh. Yeah.
• 36:28
  Speaker 8: And you see somebody working out with a train, uh huh.
• 36:31
  Speaker 8: And the trainer tell him to do fifteen raps and
• 36:35
  Speaker 8: he walk home and they don't do for six.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 36:42
  Speaker 12: I gotta tell.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: Honest.
• 36:46
  Speaker 14: It ain't got nothing to do.
• 36:47
  Speaker 9: With being honest.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: Hey.
• 36:50
  Speaker 9: This is John Legend. Hi, this is Felicius Shot. Hey,
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  Speaker 9: this is Motown recording artist Camp.
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  Speaker 13: I'm here.
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  Speaker 1: What's up? This is Chris Rock. Hey, guys, what was up?
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  Speaker 9: Good morning? This is Tony Braxton.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: You I already know what timing is, what DC on flight?
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  Speaker 2: up your cell phone for a month? Or would you
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  Speaker 2: rather give up bathing for a month?
• 37:51
  Speaker 12: Hello? Bathing or moving?
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: I'm finna put together some funky deals. I can't make
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  Speaker 1: no money to get this. I'm gonna go on.
• 38:01
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna just carry my laptop. I seen my son
• 38:04
  Speaker 8: FaceTime on his computer and everything I got Because let
• 38:09
  Speaker 8: me explain something to you. If you laying in the
• 38:12
  Speaker 8: bed naked on your stomach and you raise your knee
• 38:18
  Speaker 8: up by your chest, that dry ice cloud comes out
• 38:25
  Speaker 8: your crack, eases up over the houp of your booty
• 38:30
  Speaker 8: and slides along your waist, time roll up over your elbow,
• 38:35
  Speaker 8: and it come down behind your shoulder. It looks like
• 38:39
  Speaker 8: dry ice, except it's invisible. But it's not that white
• 38:43
  Speaker 8: dry ice smoke, and then it comes round your face
• 38:46
  Speaker 8: and it just lock on your face.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: You can't get it off.
• 38:51
  Speaker 12: I'd rather not you know you're going to bathe?
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: I got to man. It ain't no way in the world.
• 38:58
  Speaker 8: Yes, that dog that third day.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: If you got twenty seven more, Yeah, for a whole month.
• 39:09
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you might not even have to raise your leg
• 39:14
  Speaker 8: up after two weeks.
• 39:16
  Speaker 12: You just need to stop walking.
• 39:19
  Speaker 8: If you walking and flies just buzzing round you, just
• 39:26
  Speaker 8: following you, just buzz You're looking like pig peeing on
• 39:30
  Speaker 8: Charlie Brown?
• 39:35
  Speaker 6: All right?
• 39:36
  Speaker 12: Would you rather never age physically?
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: Never age physically, or would you rather never age mentally?
• 39:43
  Speaker 8: I could stay right here, I'm saying right here, I
• 39:45
  Speaker 8: got enough to make it on in if I think
• 39:47
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• 39:51
  Speaker 1: So physical physically, yeah, oh, physically, stay right up. You know?
• 39:55
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• 39:58
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  Speaker 9: At you know, Yes.
• 40:04
  Speaker 8: Tommy and Jr. Can still run. I can trot for
• 40:10
  Speaker 8: sharp distances, were mobile shock for short distances. If I
• 40:19
  Speaker 8: do an outburst, it's got to be about four five steps.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: Shut it down.
• 40:26
  Speaker 8: I immediately got to pull up because I have heard
• 40:29
  Speaker 8: it about to come right after that.
• 40:30
  Speaker 9: Don't hurt nothing, don't pull anything.
• 40:35
  Speaker 12: And Junior, what about you?
• 40:36
  Speaker 9: Would you rather never age physically or mentally?
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: Mentally?
• 40:40
  Speaker 10: I want to be missing so physically it ain't working
• 40:43
  Speaker 10: for me. Now I'm just in there. I'm in him,
• 40:45
  Speaker 10: but it ain't the ain't nothing happening in there.
• 40:48
  Speaker 9: Tommy quickly physically okay, okay, all right, well thank you.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: That's our round developing physically. Well, he's been there.
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: Man, you're listening to Steve Hardy Morning Show. It is
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: time now to check out Steve's voicemail. If you want
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: to leave Steve a voicemail, call him eight seven seven
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: twenty nine. Steve, let's go to the phone, Steve. This
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: caller is about Africa.
• 41:17
  Speaker 17: Good morning Steve and the Morning Show. I was calling
• 41:20
  Speaker 17: to ask Steve, what part of Africa did you go to?
• 41:24
  Speaker 17: Because I wanted to travel to Africa this year and
• 41:27
  Speaker 17: I wanted to see which city country I want to
• 41:31
  Speaker 17: travel to? Which one do you recommend?
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: Steve?
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: Thank you, I'm dyinga.
• 41:34
  Speaker 5: From the Rman.
• 41:35
  Speaker 8: Well, I've gone to quite a few, but I highly
• 41:39
  Speaker 8: recommend that you go to Ghana because you have to
• 41:43
  Speaker 8: go to the slave castles. You have to go and
• 41:48
  Speaker 8: see what was done to us to enable us to
• 41:51
  Speaker 8: get on the ships. It was one of the most emotional,
• 41:57
  Speaker 8: heart wrenching things I've ever a scene. Wow, And I'm
• 42:03
  Speaker 8: telling you, man, what they did to us as Africans,
• 42:07
  Speaker 8: it's unthinkable. And then they had the nerve on top
• 42:12
  Speaker 8: of the slave castles to build churches and cut holes
• 42:17
  Speaker 8: in the floor so the Africans that were enslaves are
• 42:22
  Speaker 8: a thousand slaves in the area that's big enough for
• 42:26
  Speaker 8: two hundred people. Pack a thousand people in there with
• 42:30
  Speaker 8: no running water, no bathroom facilities, so they could hear
• 42:34
  Speaker 8: them saying about Christ. And then they had the nerve
• 42:37
  Speaker 8: to try to walk me in that church upstairs. I
• 42:40
  Speaker 8: wouldn't even go in there. This ain't no church, This
• 42:43
  Speaker 8: ain't no house or worship, This ain't where God at.
• 42:45
  Speaker 8: I'm not going in here. Who y'all think y'all talking
• 42:48
  Speaker 8: to the God I know was not in that church?
• 42:50
  Speaker 8: Oh man, it's called So anyway, long story short, go
• 42:54
  Speaker 8: to Ghana because it's beautiful. The people in Opera are
• 42:58
  Speaker 8: wonderful that they have trips out to the castles and
• 43:04
  Speaker 8: it's just an amazing experience to see where it all
• 43:07
  Speaker 8: started from. You gotta do that first, and then I
• 43:10
  Speaker 8: recommend you go to Johannesburg so you can see what
• 43:13
  Speaker 8: we've become. And then Cape Town, Derby, South Africa is wonderful.
• 43:19
  Speaker 8: I strongly suggest going to Kenya. Kenya's beautiful. If you
• 43:23
  Speaker 8: can go to Rwanda, it's the most pristine city you've
• 43:27
  Speaker 8: ever seen.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: You've never seen a city like Rwanda.
• 43:32
  Speaker 8: They ain't a leaf on the ground over there, man.
• 43:36
  Speaker 8: And then Boswana. You got to see Boswana. You gotta
• 43:39
  Speaker 8: go to Okevanga Delta. So if I went to a trip,
• 43:42
  Speaker 8: I would do it two way. I would go to
• 43:44
  Speaker 8: Ghana and then me personally, I would go to Boswana.
• 43:48
  Speaker 8: But you gotta want to see the cities that we've built, Johannesburg.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: Cape Town.
• 43:53
  Speaker 9: Okay, all right, all right.
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: See we have a caller who's just relocated to la
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: from Virginia.
• 43:59
  Speaker 9: She's looking for love.
• 44:01
  Speaker 15: The e me Steve Harvey Show. I am a sixty
• 44:04
  Speaker 15: year old black female. I'm a licensed nurse and I
• 44:09
  Speaker 15: have four children but never been married. I am looking
• 44:13
  Speaker 15: for my mate.
• 44:15
  Speaker 9: I have just moved back to LA.
• 44:18
  Speaker 15: Sold my house in Virginia, moved back to LA. So
• 44:21
  Speaker 15: I'm starting over, but I'm only attracting forty year old
• 44:26
  Speaker 15: Can you give me some advice? Men in their sixties
• 44:29
  Speaker 15: do not realize that I am in my sixties and
• 44:32
  Speaker 15: there's not much to work. But so can you give
• 44:35
  Speaker 15: me an advice to find out where can I go
• 44:38
  Speaker 15: to meet the manager? It's more closer to my age
• 44:40
  Speaker 15: and we have more in common. Okay, my name is Carol,
• 44:43
  Speaker 15: and thank you very much.
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: Well, Carol.
• 44:46
  Speaker 8: First of all, the reason you can't attract me in
• 44:50
  Speaker 8: your age group is because you look young, because you
• 44:52
  Speaker 8: took care of yourself and you find The second reason
• 44:55
  Speaker 8: is you got real sexy boy is Carol, and that's
• 44:58
  Speaker 8: working for you too, because Julie, I.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: Wanted to holler at you right now, right.
• 45:03
  Speaker 8: And just his name Junior alone should tell you that
• 45:07
  Speaker 8: you gang an OBEs member.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: The little chat yeah.
• 45:12
  Speaker 8: And so and without even seeing a picture of y'all
• 45:15
  Speaker 8: can tell you got yourself together and everything like that.
• 45:18
  Speaker 8: I would go on an older dating site. I would
• 45:21
  Speaker 8: try online dating and make sure that you have an
• 45:25
  Speaker 8: age request and you should be looking for a man
• 45:29
  Speaker 8: fifty and up. And because a fifty old man like
• 45:34
  Speaker 8: he already it's equivalent me and age harder than women anyway,
• 45:40
  Speaker 8: So if you get a fifty old man, the ass
• 45:42
  Speaker 8: might look six years old.
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: Nobody on this show.
• 45:46
  Speaker 9: All right, thank you if you want.
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: If you want to leave, Steve a boy smail call
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: him eight seven seven twenty nine. Steve coming up next.
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: The nephew is here with today's frank phone call. Right
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: after this, you're.
• 45:58
  Speaker 9: Listening to the Steve Harvey Moore show.
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. The
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: subject the.
• 46:07
  Speaker 9: Backseat and the barbershop.
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: We'll get into that and find out what that's all
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: about in just a little bit, but right now it
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: is the nephew and the prank phone call.
• 46:17
  Speaker 9: What you got for it's nept today.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: As you're not lie?
• 46:21
  Speaker 9: Yeah, you know that always kills me.
• 46:24
  Speaker 13: Courch bought me this glove that I may have healing power.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: Which way is up?
• 46:32
  Speaker 13: Which way is up? I could do any movie that's
• 46:36
  Speaker 13: the one I want to do with. All right there,
• 46:37
  Speaker 13: let me let me play three people? Which way is up?
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 46:41
  Speaker 6: Really?
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: Tom got it?
• 46:42
  Speaker 13: Preacher, old man and myself. Which way got it? We'll
• 46:47
  Speaker 13: pack up? You're listening to me. I could pull it
• 46:49
  Speaker 13: off if you let me have the baby. Which way
• 46:52
  Speaker 13: is up? The remake? By all?
• 46:55
  Speaker 6: Right?
• 46:56
  Speaker 13: This right here, buckle up and get ready, y'all. This
• 46:58
  Speaker 13: right here is lunchtime date. Lunchtime date, cat Dog. If
• 47:04
  Speaker 13: you would.
• 47:06
  Speaker 6: Hello, Hey, I'm trying to speak to uh, speak to Alan.
• 47:10
  Speaker 5: It is Alan.
• 47:10
  Speaker 6: Who is this Alan?
• 47:11
  Speaker 5: Yo?
• 47:11
  Speaker 6: This Derek Man. Check us out. Bro. You are Rachel's
• 47:15
  Speaker 6: Rachel's husband.
• 47:15
  Speaker 5: Right, yeah, yeah, that's that mean something?
• 47:18
  Speaker 6: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I work just like
• 47:20
  Speaker 6: I said this, Derek Man.
• 47:20
  Speaker 5: I worked with your wife, Rachel, right you you you're
• 47:23
  Speaker 5: a supervisor or something. I mean this about work something.
• 47:26
  Speaker 5: I mean she's doing a good job and everything.
• 47:28
  Speaker 6: But no, no, no, everything's straight, man. Ain't nothing wrong
• 47:30
  Speaker 6: with the job. Everything is cool with the job. This
• 47:32
  Speaker 6: right here, man is like what I noticed. Man. And
• 47:35
  Speaker 6: if you know, it just seems like every single day,
• 47:38
  Speaker 6: you know, while she's on her lunch break, it seems like,
• 47:41
  Speaker 6: you know, you would call and and and uh and
• 47:44
  Speaker 6: then blocked off the whole hour of her lunch break.
• 47:47
  Speaker 6: And actually, you know, just be real, man, I'm just
• 47:49
  Speaker 6: trying to come correct with you. It just seemed like
• 47:51
  Speaker 6: you just cut in on all the time that I
• 47:53
  Speaker 6: have that I had with her.
• 47:55
  Speaker 5: What wa whoa whoa whoa whoa hold up? Hold up,
• 47:58
  Speaker 5: hold up bro wait you what the keep doing at
• 48:02
  Speaker 5: lunch with my lady?
• 48:03
  Speaker 6: Son? Like I said, you know, we just we're just
• 48:05
  Speaker 6: spending time, you know, doing lunchtime. But it just seems
• 48:07
  Speaker 6: so rude.
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: You know that rude?
• 48:09
  Speaker 5: Rude you you Okay? First of all, that's my lady. Okay,
• 48:13
  Speaker 5: I can call her whenever the I feel like calling her.
• 48:16
  Speaker 5: That's I pay for them. Bam, Jill, I bought that
• 48:18
  Speaker 5: iPhone five I could get about please all right. Secondly,
• 48:22
  Speaker 5: you ain't got no business being with a married woman
• 48:26
  Speaker 5: alone at lunch. This ain't no date. Y'are supposed to
• 48:29
  Speaker 5: be at work.
• 48:29
  Speaker 6: No, we are at work. We call like I said,
• 48:31
  Speaker 6: we call workers. You know, it just seemed like half
• 48:34
  Speaker 6: the whole time I'm sitting in front of her, you know,
• 48:36
  Speaker 6: we're supposed to be having lust together and she's talking
• 48:38
  Speaker 6: to you the hole.
• 48:39
  Speaker 5: Okay, what's what's your name?
• 48:41
  Speaker 6: Getting names there there there? All right? Derek?
• 48:43
  Speaker 5: You work at the same building, now, okay, you you
• 48:44
  Speaker 5: will work right now?
• 48:45
  Speaker 6: Huh yeah, I mean yeah, I mean at the job,
• 48:47
  Speaker 6: y'all working.
• 48:47
  Speaker 5: The same flows. I'm goin to come and see you. You
• 48:49
  Speaker 5: kings about to jump off way way different for you,
• 48:53
  Speaker 5: straight up.
• 48:53
  Speaker 6: Okay, So then let me ask you something, man, What
• 48:56
  Speaker 6: is a big deal? Understand?
• 48:58
  Speaker 5: Okay?
• 48:58
  Speaker 6: You act like you don't see her. You have you
• 49:00
  Speaker 6: don't see her when she get home, you know, So
• 49:03
  Speaker 6: why is it so important that you waste a whole
• 49:05
  Speaker 6: hour of blood shun holding her.
• 49:07
  Speaker 5: And waste I'm talking to my lady. Okay, you understand that.
• 49:11
  Speaker 5: Why don't you go out there and get you and
• 49:13
  Speaker 5: then you ain't got to worry about sitting up in
• 49:15
  Speaker 5: front of me, Lady, that's my wife. I walked down
• 49:18
  Speaker 5: the aisle with that. We got kids, we got a house,
• 49:21
  Speaker 5: We take care of this. He helped me hold it down.
• 49:23
  Speaker 5: And this you you you ain't you know it's like
• 49:28
  Speaker 5: you if you don't ever want to come in and
• 49:30
  Speaker 5: do what they got stuff, always want to come in
• 49:32
  Speaker 5: and somebody else wife, And why won't you do this?
• 49:36
  Speaker 5: Take take this advice and see what it works. Have
• 49:38
  Speaker 5: worked for you, Go to the church, library, grocery store,
• 49:43
  Speaker 5: whatever the fund your debt, and you get you a chick.
• 49:48
  Speaker 5: You gag her for a minute, you caught her for
• 49:50
  Speaker 5: a minute, you romance for me. That's what real men do.
• 49:53
  Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying, That's what I did. That's
• 49:55
  Speaker 5: how I got my my Rachel. That's the that's my heart.
• 49:59
  Speaker 5: You try to get up there in front of lunch
• 50:01
  Speaker 5: with us every day for the past year. I'll tell
• 50:05
  Speaker 5: you what, bro, it may not be today, it may
• 50:08
  Speaker 5: be tomorrow, but soon soon you gonna see me me
• 50:10
  Speaker 5: and you're gonna have none of this phone conversation, just
• 50:13
  Speaker 5: gonna be a face to face you all.
• 50:16
  Speaker 6: I'm man, I ain't trying to come between y'all at all.
• 50:20
  Speaker 6: All I'm done, Okay, Like I'm saying, I'm not trying
• 50:23
  Speaker 6: to come between y'all. I'm just saying. It's every day
• 50:26
  Speaker 6: you call him, man, what do you want?
• 50:29
  Speaker 5: Why supposed to talk to every guy day? That's what
• 50:32
  Speaker 5: a real do. You don't know about that because you
• 50:35
  Speaker 5: are You ain't no real. All you know about is
• 50:38
  Speaker 5: trying to holler at some street. You don't know what
• 50:40
  Speaker 5: it needs to put in work like a real man
• 50:43
  Speaker 5: do to actually hold down a home, pay the bills, everything,
• 50:46
  Speaker 5: the family, the kids and fixing the yards and fences.
• 50:50
  Speaker 5: And you don't know nothing about that. All you know
• 50:52
  Speaker 5: about is being a ROACHU wife can't even go to work.
• 50:55
  Speaker 5: But I like you trying to step in and don't
• 50:58
  Speaker 5: mean no guys with us. It's okay, Like I promise you,
• 51:02
  Speaker 5: I won't be there. You're gonna see me, and I'm
• 51:03
  Speaker 5: gonna see you. You know, I'll tell you what this
• 51:06
  Speaker 5: house is gonna go. It may not be the night,
• 51:08
  Speaker 5: but it's definitely not gonna go past tomorrow. Between now
• 51:11
  Speaker 5: and then, you're gonna see me, and I'm gonna see you,
• 51:13
  Speaker 5: and I what's your saying? Means I would come see
• 51:19
  Speaker 5: you by tomorrow?
• 51:20
  Speaker 6: Son?
• 51:21
  Speaker 5: It mean you Derek. That's your name, right, Derek?
• 51:24
  Speaker 6: My name? My name is there?
• 51:26
  Speaker 5: Yes, you won't always want to people smiley face in
• 51:30
  Speaker 5: my wife's face. I'm gonna deal with Rachel when I
• 51:32
  Speaker 5: see it. You can please believe that. Please believe that.
• 51:35
  Speaker 5: Talk to about a little friend at lunch and like
• 51:38
  Speaker 5: how help get my up anyway.
• 51:40
  Speaker 6: I got you'll know how to Rachel phone. But that's
• 51:42
  Speaker 6: besides the part.
• 51:44
  Speaker 5: My worst farm dog ain't that cool? I don't think
• 51:47
  Speaker 5: I ain't never heard of no dere before the day.
• 51:49
  Speaker 5: And what a sudden you calling me talking about you
• 51:51
  Speaker 5: was at lunch every day with wife.
• 51:53
  Speaker 6: And you don't it's a friendly lunch day, just what
• 51:57
  Speaker 6: it is.
• 51:58
  Speaker 5: I realize you how you do friendly? I know about
• 52:01
  Speaker 5: all that. You ain't fooling me. I know like you
• 52:05
  Speaker 5: who prey on mary women all the time because they
• 52:08
  Speaker 5: like you. But that's like I said, it's gonna change
• 52:12
  Speaker 5: from shoes.
• 52:12
  Speaker 6: Okay, don here's here's what you don't know. What you
• 52:15
  Speaker 6: don't know is is Tommy Tommy be pushing up on
• 52:17
  Speaker 6: the more than me? Tommy tom who Tommy Tommy is
• 52:22
  Speaker 6: always pushing up on her? Tommy the one you need
• 52:25
  Speaker 6: to be worried about.
• 52:27
  Speaker 5: You have Tommy who? Who's Tommy dog dog song?
• 52:31
  Speaker 6: Nephew Tommy? Man, check this out. This is nephew Tommy
• 52:35
  Speaker 6: from the Steel harb in morning show. Your wife Rachel
• 52:38
  Speaker 6: got me the pray phone call you.
• 52:42
  Speaker 5: Oh believe y'all.
• 52:45
  Speaker 6: Did this me many?
• 52:49
  Speaker 5: I could have come down to man, may I am Now.
• 52:57
  Speaker 5: You don't gonna burn that building down. You don't even.
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: Like people.
• 53:02
  Speaker 5: Tell me this, this is my prediction. Somebody gonna suck
• 53:05
  Speaker 5: you up for real.
• 53:09
  Speaker 6: Man, I'll oh, hey, man, take it out. You got
• 53:12
  Speaker 6: to tell me this man, what is the baddest radio show.
• 53:15
  Speaker 5: In the lay only the Steve Harvey Morning Show?
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: Man?
• 53:18
  Speaker 18: Of course, Talk to me man, talk to me man
• 53:27
  Speaker 18: much dek I mean when you calling every day?
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: Man, what do you want? What is it you want?
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: You're just you left the house. What do you want?
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: That's my wife's son, Derek.
• 53:42
  Speaker 10: May not be, but it definitely ain't going past tomorrow.
• 53:45
  Speaker 5: That's right.
• 53:46
  Speaker 9: I'm turning the whole building down on you.
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: I'm on my way.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: You're trying to have lunch with your wife, and here
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: you come call.
• 53:57
  Speaker 10: He totally said he may not be today, but it
• 54:00
  Speaker 10: definitely ain't going past tomorrow.
• 54:08
  Speaker 9: Watch time today. See me close.
• 54:13
  Speaker 13: Yeah, I know guys like you sitting around trying to
• 54:15
  Speaker 13: pray up on people's wives and stuff while they ain't around.
• 54:17
  Speaker 13: I seen you all, you negroes. Need to get y'allself.
• 54:20
  Speaker 13: So you know what, that's all right, that's all right.
• 54:21
  Speaker 13: We will deal with it. Don't worry about it.
• 54:23
  Speaker 12: We'll deal with it.
• 54:31
  Speaker 10: And heard people say those exact words, you gonna see.
• 54:36
  Speaker 13: Me, Oh you're gonna see might not be. It ain't
• 54:41
  Speaker 13: gonna go past tomorrow, but.
• 54:45
  Speaker 12: We see it every day.
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: Thank you that you coming up next. Strawberry letters subject
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: the back seat and the barbershop will get into it
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  Speaker 2: Subject the back seat and the Barbershop. Dear Stephen Shirley,
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  Speaker 2: I'm a married woman in my late forties. I have
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: a boyfriend that's five years younger than I am, and
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: he's also married. He's a co owner of a barbershop,
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: and that's where we met. That's where I met him.
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  Speaker 2: We've been seeing each other for a few weeks and
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: he's got long work hours, so we have to have
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: sex whenever and wherever we can. The first time we
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: were intimate, it was magical. I made an appointment to
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: get my lock shampooed, and I had no idea it
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: would be done by a big, handsome man with magical fingers.
• 56:57
  Speaker 9: Wow.
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: We were the only two in the barbershop, and he
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: asked me to remove my turtlenecks so.
• 57:03
  Speaker 9: It wouldn't get wet.
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: I knew he was flirting because I'd never been asked
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: to remove my shirt to get my hair washed. I
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: did it, and I leaned back in the chair with
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: my ample bosom spilling out of my black lace bra
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: He told me that he is all man and my
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: breasts were making it hard for him to work. He
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: leaned against me while he shampooed my hair, and I
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: could feel it pressed up on my arm. It was
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: at eye level, so as he shampooed my hair, I
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: did what I had to do. Since then, I've been
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: going by his shop a few days a week. When
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: there are other customers inside the barber shop, we go
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: out to the back seat of his car. We're either
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: in his barbershop or on the back seat. I would
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: love to stretch out and thoroughly enjoy myself, but he's
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: always got clients to get back to. It's the quickest,
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: most enjoyable sex I've had.
• 57:59
  Speaker 9: In a long time.
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: I tried to arrange a meetup for us in the
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: past weekend this past weekend and he said he can't
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: see me outside of work hours because he's a family man.
• 58:10
  Speaker 9: First.
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: How can he say this after all the kinky things
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: he's done to me. I offered to get us a
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: hotel room, and he said, no, Why is he putting
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: limits on our affair? Why is he putting limits on
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: your affair? You haven't figured it out yet.
• 58:28
  Speaker 12: You're just the back seat girl.
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: Okay, he's not trying to have anything more than that
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: with you. You were too easy the first day in
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: the barbershop. You were doing too much. Then now you
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: want to stretch out and get comfortable and what make love. No,
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: he just wants to do you in the backseat of
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: his car and get back to his clients. Okay, that's it.
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: You want to turn things up and have a full
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: blown affair or something with this guy, but.
• 58:54
  Speaker 9: That's not happening.
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: You're just some merry chick he's got on the side.
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: Stop trying to make this more than what it is.
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: It's not. He's not gonna get too involved with you
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: because he's a family man first.
• 59:07
  Speaker 12: That's what he said.
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: You don't mean anything to him. You're not important to him.
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: Isn't this obvious. He's not going out of his way
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: for you.
• 59:14
  Speaker 9: He's not spending any.
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: Money on you any time really other than the quickies,
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: and he's not gonna take you anywhere nice.
• 59:20
  Speaker 9: Well, where's your husband? Anyway?
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: While all this is going on, I say to you,
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: get your dignity back. Stop being the back seat girl.
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: Leave this man alone. He's going to end it anyway
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: because you're going to become a problem to him. You're
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: catching feelings you want more than he's willing to give,
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: and that's not a good look for him, this married
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: man who puts his family first.
• 59:44
  Speaker 8: Steve, it amazes me how people send these letters in
• 59:49
  Speaker 8: and they just start typing like his natural the subject
• 59:55
  Speaker 8: is the backseat and the barber shop. Let me walk
• 59:58
  Speaker 8: you through this unnatural natural letter dive Stephen Shirley. I'm
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 8: a married woman in my late forties. Okay, I have
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 8: a boyfriend that's five years younger than I am, and.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: He's also married.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 8: You don't see how this letter is just and took
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 8: so many damn turns. Yes, and you know, just be
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 8: typing like okay, this just what's happening. You know, I'm
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 8: in my late forties. I got a boyfriend that's five
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 8: years younger than me, and he married too.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: He's the co.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 8: Owner of a barbershop and that's where I met him.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 8: We've been seeing each other for a few weeks now
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 8: and he's got long work hours. He owns a barbershop,
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 8: he's the co owner. So we have to have sex
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 8: whenever and wherever we can?
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: Right now? What you have to have sex?
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 8: But you don't though, See, you created this and now
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 8: you're telling us something before you'd even told us how
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 8: it jumped off. But I'm gonna tell you why. You
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 8: having sex whenever and wherever you can. The first time
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 8: we were intimate, it was magical. I had an appointment
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 8: to get my lock shampooed and I had no idea
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 8: would be done by a big, handsome man with magical fingers.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: We were the only twin the barber shop. He asked
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: you to take off.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 8: Your turtleneck so it wouldn't get wet. Now, is he
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 8: washing your head or washing your neck?
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 9: Right?
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 5: Then?
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 9: No smocks?
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: What if we had Washington? Are we neck washing?
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 13: Right?
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: What we're doing?
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 6: So?
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 8: Now he asked you to take your turtleneck also it
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 8: wouldn't get wet, And you knew he was flirting because
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 8: you ain't never been ass to take your shirt off,
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 8: get your hair, whife.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: I did it and lean back. Well what you want
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: know now?
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 8: You to lean back in the chair with your a
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 8: bosom spilling out of my black lace brawl.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: Who you just designed?
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 8: You just you just described a porno movie.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: Wait what that's a porno barbershop is.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 8: A porno movie. The pool hall is a porno movie. Uh,
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 8: hair washing is a porno movie. They don't have really
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 8: catch your ass titles anything. You got your big bosom
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 8: spilling out of your black lace brow.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: And then when we come back, I'll tell you what happened.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: Hang on for part two of Steve's response, coming up
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: at twenty three minutes after the hour of today Strawberry
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: letter subject.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 9: The back seat and the barbershop. We'll get back into
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 9: it right after this.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 3: Hey, it's Carla Farroll. Kick that old mopping bucket aside.
• 1:02:53
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• 1:03:19
  Speaker 9: Mom.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: The subject the back seat and the barbershop.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: Well, he just married lady in her lake.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 8: Boy, he's got a boyfriend in five years longer than her.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 8: He married too. He's a co owner of the barber shop.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 8: She went down there to get her locked shampooed, and
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 8: she didn't have no idea. It was being done by
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 8: a big, handsome man. He's a call owner of the shop.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 8: He get ready to do that, and then he tell
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 8: her to take off her turtleneck so it don't get wet.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: She knew the dude was flirting.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 8: She took her turtleneck off anyway, lean back into shampoo
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 8: boo shampoope, leaned back in the shampoo bowl and her
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 8: ample booze was sticking out of her black lace brawl.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 8: She knew he was flirting, so I did it anyway.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 8: I didn't even tell him. Look, we can do this
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 8: without getting my turtleneck where. Let me roll let me
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 8: tuck my turtleneck into my blouse. You didn't do that.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 8: You took it off and lean back. Let him have it.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 8: He told me his all man, and his breast was
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 8: making it hard for him to work. He leaned against
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 8: me while he shampooed my hair, and I could feel
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 8: it pressed up on my arm. See all this is trouble.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 8: It was at eye level. So as he shampooed my hair,
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 8: I did what I had to do. Hold on, hold
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 8: what Because it was at eye level? You did what
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 8: you had to do. Really, you know how much stuff
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 8: I had had at eye level that I've had to
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 8: avoid in my life, Like what? You know how many
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 8: women I meet that's at eye level that your ass
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 8: scots to ignore. If you doing stuff just cause it's
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 8: at eye level, your answers in trouve tricky is to
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 8: move it up to your eye level. If you sitting
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 8: down at the banquet. All I got to do is
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 8: walk by eye level. Since then, I've been going by
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 8: his shop a few days a week. When there are
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 8: other customers inside the barber shop, we go out to
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 8: the back seat of his car. We're either in the
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 8: barbershop on the back seat. I would love to stretch
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 8: out and thoroughly enjoy myself, but he's always got clients
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 8: to get back to. It's the quickest, most enjoyable sex
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 8: I've had in a long time. I tried to range
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 8: a meet up this past week and he said, he
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 8: can't see me outside of work hours. What what hold?
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: Where are you going with that?
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 5: Exactly?
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: I can't see you outside of him. I'm a family
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: man first.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 8: How can he say this after all the kinky things
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 8: he's done to me.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: He done it to you doing work hours.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 8: He's done it to you in the barbershop chair, in
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 8: the shampoo bowl, and in the back.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: Seat of the car.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 8: I offered to give us a hotel room, and he said, no,
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 8: Why is he putting limits on our fare?
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: Because you are in a limited a fail.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 8: How your start is, how you finished. What you demand
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 8: is what you get. What you asked for us, what
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 8: we give you're asked for it. At the shampoo bowl,
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 8: we gave.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 9: It to you.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 8: You come up there a few times a week. You
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 8: ain't gotta wash your locks a few times the week.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 8: I know that you come up there a few times
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 8: a week to get washed, not your lots. You come
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 8: to get washed and all the Washington is going on
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 8: in that backseat of that damn truck or in here
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 8: when it ain't no customers quick coming up down three
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 8: four times a week. He don't want no room with you.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: No, you ain't room worthy.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 8: Why spend money on the room with all our want
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 8: is in the back of that car. As soon as
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 8: these people get out of here, we're gonna be at
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 8: this facebowt you the fate you the face bowl, barber shop,
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 8: back seat hick.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: You don't get no.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 8: You in your late forties, you knew better when you're
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 8: starting this.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: Now you he done told you. I'm a family man. First.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you just came up in here. This just happened.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 8: Appreciate it. But that's all this is. I don't even
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 8: like you like that. You just at work. You this
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 8: just man, this just this just popped up out of nowhere.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 8: You're not finna be nothing else, Lady, Quit asking like
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 8: Shirley said, You're not finna go to dinner, y'all.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: Not finna.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 8: Take no long walks at the park, y'all. Notna sitting
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 8: on a park bench talking things out. He don't care
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 8: about what your dreams and visions is.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: Man, I don't care about you. What did you talk about?
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: You thinking?
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 6: What?
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 8: He just know you kink and you'll do anything cause it's.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: At eye level. Whoa high level?
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 8: Then I'm glad that ain't my excuse. It's at eye level.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 8: You know how much trouble I be in? Messed with
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 8: everything said?
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 9: Right right right, right right.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 8: I'm on the zoom right now with all my coworkers
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 8: all in that I level. You don't see me sliding
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 8: in They dms and stuff. Come on, no, we I
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 8: level every boy. You lady lady, go on somewhere.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: What you writing?
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 9: Yeah, you're sure a husband.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: We appreciate the letter though, because it was entertainment.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 9: Yes it was, Steve.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 6: Thank you.
• 1:09:31
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  Speaker 9: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 3: Hey, it's Carla Farroll. Kick that old mop and bucket aside?
• 1:09:47
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• 1:09:50
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  Speaker 2: All right, it's time as promised for All I said
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  Speaker 2: was so j explain.
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  Speaker 14: It's very simple if you if you're in a relationship
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 14: or been in a relationship, there's things that you have said.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 14: Just a little statement. Next thing you know, you're the
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 14: full blown argument, just just out of nowhere. All Like,
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 14: all I said was all I said, Well what would
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 14: I do with the money if I want to lie?
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 14: And I said, you know I say this, I say that.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 14: Then all of a sudden, I'm We're in an argument.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 14: You have a full argument. Oh make believe money. You
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 14: know what I'm saying something. You know what I'm tying.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: You've been there, yeah, yeah, been there?
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  Speaker 6: Still in this you know.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 10: All I said was, you know, if I ever meet Beyonce,
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 10: well she do the rest of the statement.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, I remember that's what I said.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 10: If I met Beyond, hey, you know she allowed me
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 10: to date Hud.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: That's all I said. You know, I said so much,
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: just pick one up.
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  Speaker 15: See.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 8: All I said one time was you know she made
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 8: me something. I just said, you know when my mama bacon,
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 8: she bacond a different.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And when you're talking about cooking and stuff like that,
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  Speaker 2: you'll look over here.
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  Speaker 13: Okay, everybody, whenever it's fool, we always look at you.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why.
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  Speaker 14: I mean little simple things that started, you know, like
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 14: it's all I said was if we wasn't together, x
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 14: y Z one of your girlfriends who I get with.
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  Speaker 6: You know.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: We're not together?
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  Speaker 14: Yeah right, I mean if we went together, I get well,
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 14: you know you're dead that if we wasn't together, Yeah,
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 14: you're dead.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 8: Man.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 10: You can't really say nothing about their body.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: No, you gat? I didn't want I did. I said
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: something one time, I said, why her dress so tight?
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: Like it was on my damn? Now right, okay, okay.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 13: All I said was if she pregnant, it's a possibility.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 7: You know, I'm just if she's pregnant, wow.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 10: Tell you want to Maybe maybe I had to give
• 1:13:01
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• 1:13:05
  Speaker 10: she laying down on the bedch trying to put the
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 10: pants on.
• 1:13:07
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  Speaker 12: A little bit here here.
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• 1:13:41
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  Speaker 2: Things people say when they're closed don't fit anymore.
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  Speaker 2: Things people say when they're closed don't fit anymore. Things
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 2: people say when you bring up something they did wrong
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  Speaker 2: to you.
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  Speaker 9: And then things people.
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  Speaker 2: Say when they've been to a bad house party. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: you got it. Okay, now spend.
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  Speaker 13: The wheel, give me the house, party, in the house,
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  Speaker 13: the house water, buy my stick.
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  Speaker 12: Oh tell me, but.
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  Speaker 9: I thought it was gonna be that all right.
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  Speaker 2: Things people say when you bring up something they did
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  Speaker 2: wrong to you.
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  Speaker 9: Okay, got it.
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  Speaker 14: Guys, Here we go say, okay, we're still talking about
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  Speaker 14: that man that happened in the third damn grade.
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  Speaker 1: Can't you let that go?
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  Speaker 14: You are sixty eight years old now, damning.
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  Speaker 10: People say that you bring up something they did wrong
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  Speaker 10: to you. Okay, first off, it wasn't a lot of money. Okay,
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  Speaker 10: first off, it was only one hundred dollars. Okay, God,
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  Speaker 10: dog tell everybody.
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  Speaker 13: Things people say when they bring up something that they
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  Speaker 13: did wrong you. Hey dog, Okay, I ain't know that
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  Speaker 13: was your mama. I thought that was I thought that
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  Speaker 13: was your doll Okay, that's a big dear friend. I
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  Speaker 13: didn't know it was your mama. I thought it was
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  Speaker 13: your sister.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. I'm just I'm just saying, all right.
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  Speaker 2: People say when you bring up something they did wrong
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  Speaker 2: to you.
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  Speaker 8: Things people say when you bring up something that they
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  Speaker 8: did wrong to you.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, man, better, I don't ask you for nothing else.
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  Speaker 1: That's what they say. Yeah, yeah, that's my last from you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm taking you on my borrow list. How about them?
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  Speaker 14: All things people say when you bring up something that
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  Speaker 14: they did to you. I just forgot my damn answer.
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  Speaker 14: I swear to God it.
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  Speaker 12: In real time, I help Jay.
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  Speaker 10: People say when you bring up something they did wrong you, look, man,
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  Speaker 10: I know I wrecked your car, but damn I couldn't
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  Speaker 10: see hell accident.
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  Speaker 1: I got it, I got it, I got it.
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  Speaker 14: The people say, when you bring up something that they
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  Speaker 14: did to you, yeah, it ain't like you ain't got
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  Speaker 14: no money.
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  Speaker 13: I mean, damn, when you bring up something that they
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  Speaker 13: did wrong to you. Hey man, look uh you know,
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  Speaker 13: I mean we we can't work none of this side.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just saying. Every time I talk you, it's always
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: about this hell.
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  Speaker 12: You know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: It's about this hell.
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  Speaker 13: Dog, It's always about this hell.
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  Speaker 1: Come on.
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  Speaker 8: Things people say when you bring up something that they.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: Did wrong you.
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  Speaker 8: Hemn, man, you you're gonna keep talking about that when
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 8: you got another eye? Put your eye out you're talking
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 8: about see you you got I put your out here.
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  Speaker 14: You come waking at me, waking at me, trying to
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 14: make me feel bad.
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  Speaker 1: Your pa.
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  Speaker 12: All right, we have time for one more.
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  Speaker 2: One more.
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  Speaker 12: That's it.
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  Speaker 13: Let me hear all right, let me hear hey dog, Okay, yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 13: he pregnant from me, but she's married to you. I mean,
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 13: but you got to go on on work this eye
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  Speaker 13: though you got you. Come on, dog, come on.
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  Speaker 1: Dog, you need to do right there. You need to
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: do right thing, man, the right thing. Come on, all.
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  Speaker 12: Right, that's comedy Roulette. We'll have more of the Steve Harvey.
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  Speaker 2: next year and stick to it, you should start your
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  Speaker 2: resolution now, That's what the scientists are saying.
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  Speaker 2: guess that's why a lot of people drop off after
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  Speaker 2: they make those resolutions.
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  Speaker 9: They don't keep them because they're not in the habit
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  Speaker 1: I stopped doing the musical.
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  Speaker 9: Because you didn't. You didn't stick to him. Is that
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  Speaker 9: why you stopped?
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  Speaker 1: No, I just decided whenever I'm gonna do something, I'm
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: gonna do it now. I don't went to New York
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  Speaker 1: New Year to do nothing. Okay, I gotta get healthy.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: I gotta get healthy now. I ain't got no right.
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  Speaker 9: So you're kind of in keeping with what the scientists
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  Speaker 9: are saying.
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  Speaker 1: Then, well, I don't know. He was no scientist.
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  Speaker 9: I know he's not a scientist.
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  Speaker 1: Have trouble spelling it fell scientists though, S C I
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  Speaker 1: E N T I S T.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, very good.
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  Speaker 8: Don't don't ask me to spell nothing that's got to
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  Speaker 8: do with science.
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  Speaker 1: You just got the subject.
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  Speaker 6: I'm good.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't worry about nothing. Symbols and stuff they got.
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  Speaker 12: On the periodic table.
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  Speaker 8: Asked me to see if I remember coming up.
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• 1:20:00
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• 1:20:03
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  Speaker 9: Would you rather?
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  Speaker 2: Would you rather give up your cell phone for a
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 2: month or would you rather give up bathing for a month?
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 13: Hello, bathing saving I'm finna put together some funky deals.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: I can't make no money, get this phone, I'm go on.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna just carry my laptop.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 8: I see my son FaceTime on his computer and everything I.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: Got Because let me explain something to you.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 8: If you laying in the bed naked on your stomach
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 8: and you raise your knee up by your chest, that
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 8: dry ice cloud comes out your crack, leases up over
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 8: the hump of your booty and slides along.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: Your waist time roll up over.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 8: Your elbow, and it come down behind your shoulder.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: It looks like dry ice, except it's invisible. But imagine
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: that white dry ice smoke.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 8: And then it comes around your face and it just
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 8: lock on your face.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: You can't get it off. I'd rather not.
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  Speaker 12: You know you're going to bathe.
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  Speaker 8: I gotta you, man, it ain't no way in the
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 8: world that that damn that third day. If you got
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 8: twenty seven.
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  Speaker 12: Most yeah, for a whole month, Yeah, you.
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  Speaker 1: Might not even have to raise your leg up after
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: two weeks.
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  Speaker 12: You just need to stop walking.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 8: If you walking and flies just buzzing round you, just
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 8: following you, just you looking like pig peeing on Charlie Brown?
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 6: All right?
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 12: Would you rather never age physically?
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 2: Never age physically, or would you rather never age mentally?
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  Speaker 8: I could stay right here. I'm fine right here. I
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 8: got enough to make it on in if I think
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 8: like this at one hundred, I'll be cool with it.
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  Speaker 9: So physical, physically.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, physically, stay right here.
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  Speaker 9: You would rather never on the show?
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: You know, you know, you know we're a pretty good
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: look at morning show when you look at you know, Yes.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 8: Tommy and Jr. Can still run. I can trot for
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 8: short distances.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 10: We were mobile shot.
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  Speaker 1: For short distances.
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  Speaker 8: If I do an outburst, it's got to be about
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 8: four five steps.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: I gotta shut it down.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 8: I immediately got to pull up because I have heard
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 8: about to come right after that.
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  Speaker 9: I don't hurt nothing, don't pull anything.
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  Speaker 2: And Junior, what about you? Would you rather never age
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 2: physically or mentally?
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  Speaker 8: No?
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  Speaker 10: Mentally, I want to be mentally, but physically it ain't
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 10: working for me. Now I'm just in there. I'm into him,
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 10: but it ain't.
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  Speaker 2: Ain't nothing happening in there, Tommy quickly physically, okay, okay,
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  Speaker 2: all right, well thank you.
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  Speaker 9: That's our round.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: Physically, well, he been doing that.
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  Speaker 2: We'll be back when that last break up the day
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  Speaker 2: and close forty minutes after.
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  Speaker 9: Here's listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show