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Steve Talks Def Jam reunion - 09.12.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time. If y'all don't know, y'all back
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  Speaker 1: tough y'all to be true. Good to Steve Hardy listening
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  Speaker 1: to me when together for Stu barn Moby, I don't
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  Speaker 1: join yeah by joint beerio with me. Honey said dot turn,
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  Speaker 1: yeah you go. You gotta turn to turn the turn
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  Speaker 1: you lovey got to turn out to turn the water
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  Speaker 1: the water go. Come come on your back, dad, Uh huh.
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  Speaker 1: I show will a good morning everybody. You're listening to
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  Speaker 1: the voice, Come on dig me now, one and only
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey, I got a radio show, yeah, man, real
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  Speaker 1: grateful for that. You know it's funny man. I remember
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  Speaker 1: when I um first started out in radio. A lot
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  Speaker 1: of my peers laughed at me. It was, you know,
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  Speaker 1: some of it was being mean spirited, some of it
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  Speaker 1: was just you know, marking me. I'm used to stuff
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  Speaker 1: like that. But I had as a special guest on
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  Speaker 1: my show, Joel Oldstein on my talk show. And you
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  Speaker 1: know something, man, he he said something that was I
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  Speaker 1: can't remember the scripture. I don't know exactly how I
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  Speaker 1: ware like. We were having a long conversation, but the
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  Speaker 1: gist of it was, don't be upset with where you
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  Speaker 1: are now, and don't be upset with the small things
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  Speaker 1: in your life. Be grateful for the small things and
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  Speaker 1: the small position that you have right now because you
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  Speaker 1: don't know where going You don't know what that's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be one day. You don't know what that's gonna lead to.
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  Speaker 1: And that was very uh warming to hear him say that,
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  Speaker 1: But it also reminded me of when I started in radio,
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  Speaker 1: how small it was. It reminded me of when I
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  Speaker 1: started in stand up making twenty five dollars a show.
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  Speaker 1: It reminded me of the cause I used to drive
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  Speaker 1: and the cause I didn't have. It reminds me of
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  Speaker 1: not having a home at a period in my life
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  Speaker 1: and what God has allowed me to live in now.
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  Speaker 1: So don't be distraught over your position now and don't
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  Speaker 1: be ungrateful or unappreciative for the things you have now
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  Speaker 1: because you don't know what that's gonna grow into. And
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  Speaker 1: that's really the gist of what he got that I
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  Speaker 1: that I got from what he was saying. I just
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  Speaker 1: wanted to share that with you that where you are
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  Speaker 1: now it's so temporary because now, like I've said, for
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  Speaker 1: now is a fleeting moment. As soon as you say now,
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  Speaker 1: right after you fits saying now, that moment that you
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  Speaker 1: claimed as now, that's gone. So the where you are
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  Speaker 1: now it's a very fleeting process. Now you can change
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  Speaker 1: where you are now, and you can change how you
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  Speaker 1: feel about where you're at now, and you can change
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  Speaker 1: about where you're going by simply changing your mind. It
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  Speaker 1: is no difference. I'm telling you, folks. The thing that
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  Speaker 1: I've learned about successful people is not so much of
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  Speaker 1: what they do. It's not what they have, is not
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  Speaker 1: how I see them functioning. The biggest thing I've learned
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  Speaker 1: about successful people is how they think. That's the thing
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  Speaker 1: that's different. It's how they think. And I'm telling you
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  Speaker 1: that you can change the way you think on any
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  Speaker 1: subject and start becoming successful towards that starting now, and
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  Speaker 1: that you have to understand that. Man, the biggest difference
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  Speaker 1: I've noticed between successful people and non successful people is
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  Speaker 1: how they think. I was reading what is God said
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  Speaker 1: that he was taught all wrong about money. He said
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  Speaker 1: that his father was very negative about money. He all
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  Speaker 1: throughout his life. He heard his father say, you know,
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  Speaker 1: people who got money have walked on somebody to get it,
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  Speaker 1: or cheated somebody to get it. People who have money,
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  Speaker 1: money is the root of all evil. Money is money
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  Speaker 1: is this And people who got money, you know, don't
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  Speaker 1: deserve it. They've done something wrong to get it. YadA, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: So he said, he grew up the whole time thinking
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  Speaker 1: that having money was something was wrong with that. He
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  Speaker 1: discovered that it wasn't. You know. Now, Look, you can
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  Speaker 1: choose to be successful anywhere you want to. I've chosen
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  Speaker 1: several ways to be successful. I want to be a very,
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  Speaker 1: very successful father. I think that's one of the things
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  Speaker 1: that's paramount in my life that I really am working
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  Speaker 1: hard right now to become a successful father. Not a
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  Speaker 1: successful father in terms of money, but a successful father
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  Speaker 1: in terms of offering the amount of love and guidance
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  Speaker 1: and leadership and the example that my children need to
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  Speaker 1: look at. And that's what I'm really really working hard
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  Speaker 1: at now. I want to be successful as a father,
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  Speaker 1: but also I want to be successful as a husband.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I want Marjorie to always know that she
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  Speaker 1: can count on me, that to not have to wonder
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  Speaker 1: about me a look for me. You know. I want
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  Speaker 1: her to feel secure in the fact that I really
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  Speaker 1: have gotten it right, that I really am focused on
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  Speaker 1: being a good husband to her. Because it means so
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  Speaker 1: much to me having gone through everything I've gone through
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  Speaker 1: and having God to have at this stage of my
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  Speaker 1: life giving me such a wonderful gift. I want to
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  Speaker 1: want to show her how much I appreciate it. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: you know. So, I'm working hard on a lot of levels.
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  Speaker 1: I'm working hard and trying very strong to be a
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  Speaker 1: successful motivator of people. I want to be a sharer
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  Speaker 1: of information to people that will uplift others and give
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  Speaker 1: others the same things that I've learned through the trials
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  Speaker 1: and tribulations of my life. But at the same time
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  Speaker 1: share that information and use the power of this microphone
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  Speaker 1: to uplift people, you know, not to destroy. My show
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  Speaker 1: is not about guess what's going so said? Guess what's
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  Speaker 1: going so did? I don't like mean spirited things about people,
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  Speaker 1: you know. I joke with people calling this that's another thing.
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  Speaker 1: But I don't like destroying people with the power to microphone.
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  Speaker 1: So working very hard on being successful in a lot
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  Speaker 1: of areas of my life now. Also, I do care
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  Speaker 1: about being financially successful too, because my father the one
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  Speaker 1: one of the gifts he gave me was very simple gift.
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  Speaker 1: He told me a long time ago. He says, son,
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  Speaker 1: the best thing you can do for poor people is
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  Speaker 1: not be one of them. And that's stuck with me.
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  Speaker 1: And this was a hard working man who was a
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  Speaker 1: coal miner, who worked construction his entire life. My father
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  Speaker 1: didn't have an easy life man. My father didn't sit
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  Speaker 1: behind a microphone. My father didn't come to work and
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  Speaker 1: people cheered for him. My father wasn't famous. My father
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  Speaker 1: was just a go get it due that he instilled
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  Speaker 1: that in me and I've taken that and applied it
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  Speaker 1: to my craft and I thank God him for that.
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  Speaker 1: But I do try to be financially successful so that
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  Speaker 1: I can do some things with it to help some
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  Speaker 1: other people. Now, am I opposed to having nice things? No?
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  Speaker 1: Do I apologize for having nice things? No? And why
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  Speaker 1: should I I work? I work? You know, I'm done.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not on the radio asking to give
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  Speaker 1: me money, you know, so I can go buy a car.
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  Speaker 1: I'm working. So I don't feel how you want to
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  Speaker 1: feel and other people do feel that way about it.
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  Speaker 1: But if success in terms of finance it's what you're lacking,
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  Speaker 1: you can go about the isnt of doing that. I'm
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  Speaker 1: writing a book, and that whole book is about teaching
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  Speaker 1: people how to become successful. And Man, I'm breaking it
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  Speaker 1: down in a way where everybody can get it, man,
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  Speaker 1: because I want the college student to get it, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I want I want the working mom to get it,
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  Speaker 1: the single mom to get it, the the the hard
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  Speaker 1: working father that has been trying to hold his family
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  Speaker 1: together can get it. The father that ain't ever got
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  Speaker 1: it together and feel that because of that reason, he
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  Speaker 1: can't be the father he needs to be. I'm writing something, man,
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  Speaker 1: to put it into words, to let you know that
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  Speaker 1: God is a forgiving God, and that God is a
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  Speaker 1: merciful God, and that God can get you out of
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  Speaker 1: any situation you find yourself in. You just can't beat
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  Speaker 1: yourself up every time you make a mistake. I make
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  Speaker 1: mistakes all the time, man, I just got to remind
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  Speaker 1: myself to get up. I ask God for forgiveness, I
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  Speaker 1: call on his mercy and its grace and I get
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  Speaker 1: up and I go again. But it's coming, man, and
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  Speaker 1: if their success is what you want, you got to
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  Speaker 1: change your mind. You got to start thinking about how
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  Speaker 1: to produce it. You got what you gotta just this
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  Speaker 1: is not what you do first. The first thing you
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  Speaker 1: do is you gotta ask. You gotta ask ask to
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  Speaker 1: have a life and have a life more abundantly. That's
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  Speaker 1: a scripture that he comes to you to give you
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  Speaker 1: life and to give you life more abundantly. That's a scripture.
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  Speaker 1: That ain't a joke, that ain't a theory. That's a fact,
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  Speaker 1: and the fact that if you don't have a life
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  Speaker 1: of abundance, you can get that by asking. Now follow
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  Speaker 1: the rest of it. But it starts by asking. Then
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  Speaker 1: it starts by believing, and how to don't even worry
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  Speaker 1: about that. He takes care of that himself. He'll send
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  Speaker 1: the stuff your way. But you gotta be willing to
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  Speaker 1: put some effort in this thing now, and you can
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  Speaker 1: do it. Okay. I know I was a little around
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  Speaker 1: the place today, but that's what it was. So you know,
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  Speaker 1: let's go get it all right. You're listening, ladies and gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: boys and girls, May I have your attention please? You
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  Speaker 1: all of you who spend your time hating on other people,
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  Speaker 1: those of you who spend countless minutes and hours typing
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  Speaker 1: on people you don't even No, no, this is dedicated
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  Speaker 1: say the famous words. I'll show you haters who's sit
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  Speaker 1: up in here in your own small mind and thank
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  Speaker 1: you are far bigger than you really are. You are
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  Speaker 1: really just a keyboard. So for all the haters out there,
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  Speaker 1: we love you for the little hater that you all
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  Speaker 1: and small is your new name? Question? Yeah you have
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  Speaker 1: any haters? Steve Hell? Yeah? Can I tell you something?
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  Speaker 1: All but one of my haters don't even know me.
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  Speaker 1: All my all my haters except one don't know me,
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  Speaker 1: don't even know you. Who is that one though? And
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  Speaker 1: she don't really know me no more. We're gonna stop
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  Speaker 1: that right now. We're gonna stop that right now. We're
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  Speaker 1: gonna stop that. Yeah, okay, all right, tell up. He
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  Speaker 1: had good Good morning, Steve, carl It. What's going on?
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  Speaker 1: Good morning Steve Crew, what's up? Junior? Morning? Up? Fool
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  Speaker 1: number one? Rich, fool number two? What's that dinner? Okay? Man,
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  Speaker 1: I gotta tell you man, this is like like like
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  Speaker 1: pure greatness. Man's pure greatness. Um. Sunday night, we taped
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  Speaker 1: The Deaf Jam twenty five year Were you what when
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  Speaker 1: it as? You've got to have Netflix, you gonna be
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  Speaker 1: foe win up. Wow these five years these negros was clowned.
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  Speaker 1: It was all there, everybody, everybody, Hamburger Martin. The show opened,
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  Speaker 1: They walked out, Me, Sheryl Underwood, Sandy entertain them and
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  Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle. The show got started from right there. All right, listen,
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  Speaker 1: when we come back, something funny. We got truth to
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  Speaker 1: be told from Junior and Steve has stories from Jeff
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  Speaker 1: def Jam. We'll be back right after this at thirty
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  Speaker 1: two after the hour. You're listening to the Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Hurricane Irma's fury storm surge records, gusting wins,
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  Speaker 1: a lot of folks still without power at this moment.
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  Speaker 1: We are still helping our listeners in Florida. Storm Irma
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  Speaker 1: moved North impacting Georgia. Now, if you want to help,
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  Speaker 1: text IRMA to nine zero to make a donation or
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  Speaker 1: go to Red Cross dot org and uh, please help
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  Speaker 1: if you can. And as we move on, now it's
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  Speaker 1: time for something funny. Let me say this about IRMA.
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  Speaker 1: It was horrific, but, like I heard one lady say
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  Speaker 1: on TV, thank god because it could have been worth
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  Speaker 1: any one. And uh, that's what you have to find.
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  Speaker 1: You have to find the upside to it. The Keys
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  Speaker 1: is underwater, the Naples was hit hard, Man Temple clear
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  Speaker 1: water and folks, I mean, man, that win hey man,
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  Speaker 1: that that wind, that tropical storm wind is all the
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  Speaker 1: way up in Atlanta. Yeah. Yeah, they closed Apples. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they close Ample because they win us. Man, that windshield
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  Speaker 1: when you're trying to land and take off, that's not
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  Speaker 1: what you want. It was rough. So it was rough
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  Speaker 1: for a lot of people. Man, But you know, thank
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  Speaker 1: god it wasn't worse. But there's so many people suffering
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  Speaker 1: in spite of that fact. The upside is it wasn't worse.
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  Speaker 1: Now for those of you just lost anyone, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: you can't be any worse and I'm not saying that,
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  Speaker 1: So please don't take it the wrong way. But you know, uh,
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  Speaker 1: for those of you that understand, you know how God works.
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  Speaker 1: If you're hearing, you safe and you made it as
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  Speaker 1: a blessing, that's a blessing. Absolutely, Yeah, Junior, Uh oh
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  Speaker 1: we're talking. Yeah he said he did. I swear I
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  Speaker 1: thought we were talking about Come on, I was. I
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  Speaker 1: was so like, I was not acting bad, but you know,
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  Speaker 1: I really and listening family. I really want to say,
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  Speaker 1: I'm glad you started off the show with Hayden. No
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  Speaker 1: that it really means something to be because because I
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  Speaker 1: finally got one, I got one hater finding yesterday. But
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  Speaker 1: I'm glad you started off because you take something. Just
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  Speaker 1: because we moved out here to l A, I got
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  Speaker 1: two jobs, my life a little different. Okay. So I
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  Speaker 1: get a text message saying you've seen the kine answer
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  Speaker 1: the phone, no more truth be told. I can't because
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  Speaker 1: I got two jobs now, and why would I have
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  Speaker 1: time to talk to you When I got two jobs,
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  Speaker 1: you didn't get the hating if you want to, but
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  Speaker 1: I'm moving up. So then they hit me back with
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  Speaker 1: the text, Oh, so we're waving the brand new flag,
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  Speaker 1: hell winds. Why would you want the old flag? I
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  Speaker 1: ain't like the way that one felt. Yeah, I got
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  Speaker 1: a new flag. It's called two jobs. Now I'm changing
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  Speaker 1: my own life and I'm taking from responsibility for that.
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  Speaker 1: So be upset if you want to one hater I got.
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  Speaker 1: I still won't no phone call from me because I
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  Speaker 1: got two jobs. I'm on Steve and the Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: So you can in matter of fact, Steve he ain't
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  Speaker 1: saying it, but he thought it. You can kiss saying.
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  Speaker 1: We're on one job right now, waiting to walk to
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  Speaker 1: the other job. That's what we are now. We are
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  Speaker 1: right now on one job. The other job down the
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  Speaker 1: hall all my way. Okay, Jr. Finally man got one,
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  Speaker 1: and it's motivating. They stack up. They to be getting more.
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  Speaker 1: The bigger you get, the more you get, and the
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  Speaker 1: further away from you they are. Yeah, that's what's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: They can't get to you. Yeah, the further away from
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  Speaker 1: you they are, it's not even close. Okay. So that
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  Speaker 1: great thank you you got you one of you. Don't
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  Speaker 1: thank you all that you start talking about about to
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  Speaker 1: start to listen today, So deaf Jam Sunday night, we
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  Speaker 1: shot it, man, great reunion. Man, it was some great
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  Speaker 1: moments on stage. You gotta see it on Netflix, and
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  Speaker 1: some great moments for me personally. Here's a moment that
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  Speaker 1: I had I read up in the Cat Williams and
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  Speaker 1: I haven't seen Cat Williams since two thousand and nine.
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  Speaker 1: I think it was at night we performed in Detroit
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  Speaker 1: and he said some pretty strong remarks and released the
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  Speaker 1: video and everything. You know, A book came out that
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  Speaker 1: year and I been to Cat Williams and I'm happy
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  Speaker 1: to say that Cat and I are at peace. And
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  Speaker 1: uh yeah, man, he looked good. Yeah, man, Cat look
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  Speaker 1: cat one up on stage. He was funny, he was
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  Speaker 1: Cat Williams. Yeah he was. Yeah, he was funny. Man.
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  Speaker 1: He said some funny stuff when he walked his little
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  Speaker 1: lass out there. So that was a who a moment
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  Speaker 1: for me. And shout out to my boy stutter Box,
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  Speaker 1: stutter Box in l A, who actually saved me one time.
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  Speaker 1: He really did, man, His brother saved me. I just
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  Speaker 1: got myself into quite a situation with some bangers out
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  Speaker 1: there and he made one phone call. Oh yeah no,
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  Speaker 1: but you know, you want to send shout out to
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  Speaker 1: people like that. Stutter Box man, good boy, stutter Box,
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  Speaker 1: appreciate you, y'all. Hear this on the radio, tell Steve
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  Speaker 1: obvious sitting big love and the shout out he my
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  Speaker 1: boy ever where he goes with the healing is good.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes you got a good for him. Then I saw
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  Speaker 1: I saw dear Hugley. We hugged. We brothers. Uh you
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  Speaker 1: Hugly walked out on stage says some things about me.
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  Speaker 1: You know at the show last night. We was out
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  Speaker 1: there together because we paid TRIPU to Bernie Mac last night,
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  Speaker 1: So all the Kings walked out on stage with cigar
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  Speaker 1: lit and smoking. I felt like you had to come
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  Speaker 1: to Jesus meeting. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. All I
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  Speaker 1: had to do was have you that Tommy. That's all
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  Speaker 1: I needed was you there and we could clear the
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  Speaker 1: air about that time you oh took my car and
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  Speaker 1: use my house when I was out of town. We
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  Speaker 1: could just get that under the wave. That's why are
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  Speaker 1: we still talking about that? See right there? Why is
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  Speaker 1: we still talking? Why are we guys? Why are we
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  Speaker 1: still talking about this? Hey? Thank you? Are you always
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  Speaker 1: gonna be in this? Listen? We gotta go coming up next, nephew,
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  Speaker 1: Tommy's run that prank back, so we'll be back right
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  Speaker 1: after this come back. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour of Miss
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  Speaker 1: Anna's gonna be here. She'll have today's national national headlines,
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: of course national news, and the hurricane tropical storm Armor.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: But right now it's time for the nephews. Run that
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  Speaker 1: prank back. What you got booty makeup? Uh? I kind
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  Speaker 1: of change it a bit? Yeah, can you do my makeup?
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: That's that's where the makeup going? So booty makeup? Really?
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: You who make up? Hey? They got face makeup make up?
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: Why can't we have booty makeup? Hello? Hello, man? You
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: uh to Brandy Blues Brandy. My name is Carl. I'm calling.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: I got a you came highly recommended. You actually you're you?
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: Actually are? I'm sorry, I don't know if I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: As a makeup artist, makeup style, that's what you what
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: do you call it? It's makeup artists. I'm a professional
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: makeup artists. Okay. And you work at the you work
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: at the makeup counter and correct? Okay, Listen, I gotta
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: I got a photo shoot coming up and I wanted
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: to see about uh sometime this week maybe the following week,
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: you could actually come and and I hired you to
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  Speaker 1: actually make me up for my photo shoot? Is do
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: you do a lot of photo shoots at all or you? Yes, sir,
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: I sure do. I've been in the business for ten years,
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: so I've been around. There were fellow shoots. Okay, good deal.
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  Speaker 1: So what what's I mean? You have any time this
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  Speaker 1: week that I can actually just come in and we
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: can do like a trial run or something. Yeah. I'll
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: actually be here Friday for about six hours with Friday
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: work for you. I'm here. I started at eleven. At eleven,
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: I mean I could come in later, maybe like around
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  Speaker 1: three on Friday if if you can, you squeeze me
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: in at that time. Okay, what's what's so good? Is
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: there a certain makeup for for men? It works out
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: the same as for women in photo shoots. You just
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: need some type of crane foundation, something that even out
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: the skin tone. Uh, powder you down to take away
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: the oils, cover up any blemishes or anything like that.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: It's pretty much the same. Of course, you don't get
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: the whole eyeshadow and lashes and stuff. But right, right, right, right,
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: Well I'm not all that, but I just try to,
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: you know, just trying to look good on camera. Um,
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: let me ask you this, how much makeup have you done?
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: And as far as um men, you know what I mean. Okay,
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: I'm very comfortable with it. You'll be fine, trust me.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: That's what I was really worried about it, if you
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: were going to be comfortable with it, because uh, I
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: mean have you done? Um I'm a little conscientious about
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: a few things, you know what I mean? And you
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: have how many butts have you done? I'm sorry how
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: many what like like like butts? You know how many?
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: How many butts have you made up? I haven't made
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: up any? But are you like me? Like? Yeah, I
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: mean you could see I'm actually doing a nude photo
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: shoot and uh, you know, I got a couple of
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: scratches and you know, some old scars on my butt
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: and you know, like like you said, you know, I'm
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: a little shy about you know some of that. So
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: I was you can actually hope they can actually make
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: sure that those cars don't show and you know you
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: said you kind of you know, uh, make sure everything
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: is it doesn't look oily, you know what I mean?
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: And I just need to get my out. Well, but
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: I I didn't when I didn't understand what you're talking
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: about I may not be the makeup art. I don't.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: I'm not. Seriously, I'm not gonna do here, okay, but
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: I mean we're just talking about makeup though. I mean
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: you know you you're talking about yeah, but I'm not
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: about to put my makeup brushes that I used on
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: people's faces on your ad like to tell your photographers
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: just like photoshop that, because well, that's where I'm coming
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: in to see you on Friday. I want you to
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: to do everything and make me up there in the
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: store so I can see what it looks like. I
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: want to see you. You were going to come into
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: my job and make me do your like? What are you? What? Planted?
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Are you? Where did you think that was gonna work?
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: You cannot come into my job. How are you gonna
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: come to my job naked? Seriously? I mean, well I
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: was gonna wear a robe. I'm not gonna just, you know,
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: walk in there. Don't you even think about coming into
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: my job? Who referred you? Who talk? You need to
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: delete this number? Do not. I'm not about to get
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: this job done, okay. I'm want with the problem with
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: you doing my what what is the problem You're doing
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: my butt and putting the makeup on it not I
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: need to buy you some brushes, Buy you some brushes,
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: and you can take want to buy me anything. I
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: don't want you coming into my job. I don't want
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: you calling me ever again to do any kind of work.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: I'm coming in there and I'm now listen professional makeup artists.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: Clearly you don't know what that means. So then then
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: you will take out the part that's bothering you and
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: do the job. Lady, you know what I mean. If
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: I want to before I get real ignorant, I'm not
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: about to finish this conversation. Do not come into my job.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: Do not call me to do your That's not gonna happen.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: So so so I guess it's to go around and
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: let people know that Brandy is not professional because you
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: can't do partation is good in the streets to b
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: You can't go around and tell anybody that I'm not professional.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: Nobody ever called me to do there. Get some skincare
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: for you, how about that? And then you won't need
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: any makeup? I know you. Then you're not gonna sit
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: here now start talking about my It's about to you
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: some of my deepest secrets to let you know I
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: want to come in there and get some mony. You're
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: bad for telling the stranger your deepest secrets. Okay, you
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: know what, I'm coming up to your store anyway on Friday,
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: all right, and I'll talk to your boss. I let
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: them know. Don't let you. You heard me, don't come
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: in my job. Look if I lose my job over
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: your foolishness, I guaranteed you will be paying on my bills. Okay.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: Bottom line is, I'm coming in there with my robe
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: on Friday. Somebody gonna do my But you your manager,
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: You're not coming in you know what? How about you
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: come up here right now? How can I go ahead
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: and take care of the situation right now? I'm here now,
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: can you come right now? Come up there right now
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: with my rob we'll bring bring your butt up here
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: right now. We'll see if your buck gets done. I'm
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: not doing it. Okay. With the bottom line, who is
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: your manager anyway? What's she is? She there? I am
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: the manager? Now what okay? See that's what the damn
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: problem is. You got your little self a little position
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: at your job. Now you're trying to throw your weight around.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: If you If a person wants to get their butt done. Okay,
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: look do you see avatar? The people have makeup bloon,
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: They butt all on their back and every now not
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: you call them. You call them and asked them to
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: do your but don't call me. I'm hanging up. Do
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: not call me anymore. They all make up artists. What
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: are you look? This conversation is over. Yeah, it's over
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: because you know what. Let me tell you something. You
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: do you know who you're talking to? Do you know
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: who you're talking to? Do you know who you're talking to?
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: You know who I'm talking to. I'm talking to Brandy,
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: But do Brandy know who Brandy talking to? Clearly somebody
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: who is ignorant. Okay, well let me tell you who
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: I am. This is nephew taught me from the Steve
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: Harby Morning Show. You just got franked by your girlfriend, Carmen.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: You are lie. I'll get off the phone. I'll give
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: you do that. I hope nobody's listening. You just made
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: I got you good. I got you good. Good with
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: the but yeah, for real, get you some skincare problems.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: I got one more thing. I gotta ask you, what
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: is the baddest And I'm talking about the baddest radio
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: show in the land, all the damn Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: Booty make up anybody anybody need Huh? I didn't see
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: my un he know he needs booty makeup. But that's
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: all right, you don't want to talk about I don't. Yeah,
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: I've never seen my uncle naked. I came and got
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: him up a baby after he didn't fail. They need makeup.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: That's just dumb. I'm a bit uncomfortable with that. It's crazy. Right. Well,
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: look you know, look, I got some cuts on it. Now,
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: I got shot in the ass one time. That's still
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: on that. And then you know, one, Timmy, you can't
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: get booty makeup cost because what please please as makes
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: me proud somebody. And then Tommy, you don't have to
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: then also because you got a high but it show.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: How do you have a shower? Steve. People said they
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: weren't gonna do it because they don't do work like that.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: All right, we gotta go. Coming up next to Ms.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: Anne is here with our National News. We'll be back.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hurricane Irma
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: was all over the place. I mean really, she reached
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: Havoc everywhere she was. She was such an unpredictable storm
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: irma slam Florida with heavy rain and wind. Parts of
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: Miami Airport flooded, power outages, Tampa, Orlando, Fort Myers, West
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: Palm Beach, Talent Hassee, Jacksonville and surrounding areas. Parts of Georgia, Alabama.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: It was hours upon hours of wind, just wind and rain,
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: all these surges. Florida Power and Light says it could
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: take weeks to restore power in some areas. Uh. Disney
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: World and other Orlando area theme parks took a larger
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: than expected Yeah, no one expected this. Uh In Orlando. Uh,
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: they took a larger than expected hit from the storm.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: But I have not yet assessed all their damage. UH,
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: and it was a lot of it. Royal Caribbean Cruise
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: Line say it is sending two ships to the Caribbean
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: island to help victims of the storm. That is good
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: news and and just a reminder, UH. And a programming
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: note here tonight is the star studded telethon. It's called
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: Hand in Hand, a benefit for Hurricane relief to help
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: victims of Hurricane Harvey. It's expanding now to reach uh
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: to include those affected by Hurricane Irma as well. Beyonce,
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: Blake Shelton, Barbara streisand Oprah Winfrey will headline the one
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: hour telethon that will be simulcast tonight on ABC, CBS, NBC, Fox,
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: and c MT at eight p m Eastern seventh Central
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  Speaker 1: and on tape to A at eight pm on the
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  Speaker 1: West Coast, and a streamline live on Facebook, YouTube and Twitter.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: The proceeds will go to a range of charities that
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: are currently helping with relief efforts for Hurricane Harvey and
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: Hurricane Did you see? I was watching the news and
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: they were talking. They just kept showing the same looped
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: footage of these people looting in and how had ran
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: in and got these five boxes of Adidas shoes and
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: running to get back in his car, and like look
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: like little kids was with him and look like teenagers
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: and just and you know, man, you know with all
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: this going on, you know, people loss of property, how
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: life homes? Why are you man, how you find this
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: an opportunity to go get your ass some free shoot.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: They arrested twenty six people in Miami for loop mm hmm.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: I mean you know, man, look, you ain't go put
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: sand bags up at your house? What you're doing, you know,
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: just just and it was such a small miskew, you know,
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: population of people that's really not worth mentioning, but you
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: know it was just so. I'm sitting there watching the
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: weather report and need these people are looting in this
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: store and breaking two water. Ain't the shoes gonna get
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: it with? But ain't you in two feet of water
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: a dog? I mean the businesses they got enough to
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: recover from. Now you're gonna bust their windows and running
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: the store. I mean, man, people they're so consumed with
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: their self. It brings out the best and the worst
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: of us. And you know what's crazy, man, this brings
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: you no good will in your life. Them shoes you
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: got many, they ain't gonna do you no good. Can't
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: cast you a whole lot more of them, bro, you
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: ain't got a rainbow. Get rain. If somebody broke in
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: a sporting good store to steal a boat to go
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: say their mama, I got that, you understand, man, My
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: mom out there want nobody to go get up. I
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: broke in Dicks and got me a boat and two
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: oars to go get my mama. I got that m
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: anything else? Man's stupid. They wasn't still in groceries. We'll
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: come on, miss um. Missana's here, ladies and gentlemen, she's here,
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: Miss and Trip. Thank you everybody. Good morning, everybody. This
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: is and Trip with the news. Okay, today it is
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: tropical rainstorm Irma, yeah, it's been downgraded a little bit. However,
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: the storm system still packing some winds, dropping record setting
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: rainfall on a number of coastal communities along the Atlantic.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: In fact, flooded out roads and reportedly the biggest problems
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: in places like Savannah, Georgia, and Charleston, South Carolina, where
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: record levels of rain has fallen and now tornadoes, which
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: often accompanyed hurricanes, is still a possibility. A number of
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: counties currently under Tomato tornado warnings or watches. Hundreds of
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: thousands of homes and businesses in South Carolina without power,
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: residents of course being told to stay away from fallen
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: trees and power lines. More than eight million homes and
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: businesses in Florida without power this morning, especially in South Carolina.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: Again a South Florida rather where crews are working to
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: restore power as quickly as possible. But Jacksonville, Jacksonville is
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: dealing with the severe flooding and power allogies very very
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: bad up there in Jackson. In Jackson, Florida, the death
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: toll from ERMA now stands at tens so far, six
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: in Florida, three in Georgia, and one in South Carolina.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: American silently commemorated the sixteenth anniversary of the nine eleven
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: attacks yesterday, the day that several terrorists hijack four airlines
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: and crashed them into the two World Trade Center towers,
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: the Pentagon, and into a field in Shanksville, Pennsylvania. Nearly
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: three thousand innocent people died that day. President Trump honored
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: the victims in a Washington ceremony yesterday, while Vice President Pence,
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: who was actually inside the Capitol building on eleven, hosted
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: the memorial in Shanksville, Pennsylvania. We can never erase your
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: pain or bring back those you lost. We can honor
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: their sacrifice by pledging our resolve to do whatever we
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: must to keep our people safe. I will always believe
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: that I and many others in our nation's capital were
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: able to go home that day to hug our families
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: because of the courage and selflessness of the heroes of flight. Again,
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: Mike Pence was congress person, and he was actually in
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: the building that day. The state of California assuming the
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: Trump administration over its decision to phase out the Deferred
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: Action on Childhood Arrivals Program or DOCCA. DOCCA protects the
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: thousands of people brought here illegally by their parents. In
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: other words, those through no fault of their own. It
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: keeps them from being deported. The UN Security Council votor
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: yesterday unanimously to impose newer and tougher sanctions on North
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: Korea over its nuclear weapons program. Of the penalties include
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: banning the country's textile exports and capping imports are crude oil.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: And today is National Farmers Consumer Day. And about twenty
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: minutes after the hour you Gene the Butterfly comes back,
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: stay tuned to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Up, you're
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Steven's that time
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: please introduced Jay, so Jay can give the butterfly a
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: proper introduction. Ladies and gentlemen. J Do you know the
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: butterfa because I dude, oh my god, I love that.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: Good morning everyone found Stephens, Tommy Surley, Carla Jr. Do
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: you know the butter because at dude, because they have
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: I'm keep that this week the intro and way better
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: than the segment. You know the butterfly? Does I do? Boy?
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: That's so good. I want to say, do you know
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: the butterfly? A dude? Do you know the butterfly? Because
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: I sh the butterfly because I do? Good? Do you
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: know the butterfly? Because I well everybody? Do you know
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: the butterfly? I dude, I'm let's tell we got a time.
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: So do you know? But but I do? You keep showing.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: I'm okay, you guys have over, you gotta have over
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  Speaker 1: in trou Okay, well, okay, well I thought you always
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: wanted to be when that is yeah, you know, I'd
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: like a big introduction. And he brought me out right,
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: but he brought out. He brought me out. He brought
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: me out thirteen times. It was it was killed. Today
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: is a big, big date, Stephen. It is a forty
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: year anniversary since the Jerry Curl. Oh my god, Jerry
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: Carl was forty years ago. And you have to give
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: a huge yes, and you have to give a huge
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: rital flies to the Jerry Carrol because the Derry Carl
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: was just off the change it came into late seventy
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: years ago, forty years ago that Jerry Curl Atlanta. Butch
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: drivers don't know this is a celebration. They still got
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: it going on. Do they even I'm sorry, do they
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: still sell Jerry Carroll Man? Yeah? Okay, Now, Stephen, I
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: know you hate when I go around in the room,
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: but you have to raise your hand if you walk
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: to Jerry Carroll, call it. Did you whether Terry Carroll? Yes,
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: I had Shirley, Jerry carl did not, Junior bar absolutely,
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: every Dandy Brown. Yeah, and last but not least, Steve Harvey.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: Did you do the Jerry Carl hem? What you putting
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: your head? My mom was all right, we gotta go.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: It's time for comedy. Let when we come back, all right,
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: we'll be back at thirty four after you're listening to
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, it is time
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: now for comedy Roulette. Steve j please please quickly set this.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: Every week our comedy ability is tested, and the way
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: we prove how good we are put five subjects on
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: the wheel, spinning wheel were stop. We got it. That's
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: all it is. That's all it is comedy. Let All right,
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: here are the five subjects. Number one, fish grease. Number two.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: She wasn't that big in high school. Now I don't
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: appreciate that one. Okay, Number three taste like chicken. Number four.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: Now that I have a little money, you know who
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: I am? Yeah, and number five, I don't know how
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: you could eat that? Give me that? Al right ahead,
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: alright ahead, already, all right, let's go spend the wheel
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: cat fish, come on, breef oh h. Now that I
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: have a little money, you know who I am. Let
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: me have that. Let me start. See back in the day,
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: my nickname was fish diet nobody, no fish. I didn't
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: speak to fish. Yours do fine to speak to fish.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: But now that fishes on evy? Hey, how you doing? Fish?
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: And I can't remember who you are? What you got tom?
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: I was out of my league. I was way out
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: of my league. You would drop dead fine to me.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: I beg forward, won't it it? I used to ask
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: for a day and night. You never gave me the
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: time of day. But now now got a little money,
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: I'm on. Steve Harvey Mortis, you're texting me now I
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: can have it if I wanted. I don't want it now.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: I don't want it. Yeah, I hate time. Come on,
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: you know whatnot? I got a little money. You know,
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: who know my name now? Being a collector who they're
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: talking to now? But if they don't even call me
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: by my real name, that's how I know they know
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: I got money. Let's excuse me as junior and Junior
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: that ain't my good name. Everybody know now, Well, it's
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: right up my alley. Nah, I got a little money. Yeah,
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: you know who I am now? Yeah, this goes out
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: to Ike back in Cleveland and Mr Albert's mean stud. Yeah.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: I used to call me l kate Lewa. Nah. But
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: and I I'm buy your whole damn stone. So the
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: next time I walk in, I ain't coming in law
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: feel me? Yeah, I might just by your tail. What
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: are you doing? Hey? Let me put an initial out
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: there with the last name, just the initial and the
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: last name. You know who you are, the last name white? Ah?
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: You were so fine, Oh my god, was fine? Did
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: not even speak to me in the hall way. I
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: walked past you act like a slave because I ain't
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: wanna look your now. He was that damn fine. But
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: oh it's change. She's got a little money. Yeah, yeah,
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: he's got a little money. I'll tell you where everybody
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: know my name that Now I'm a lot more familiar
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: and welcome. When I walk into bank account used to
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: sit on six dollars. But when I didn't know this though,
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: when I go in to bank, now there's a whole
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: another room. It's got vegetables. Hit it wig, She's oh,
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: when I'm going to bankers, Mr Space this away. You
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: stand in line. Come on around this way. Do you
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: have your access card? Never mind, I have mad You know.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: I used to couldn't go to you. I didn't get
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: invited to the big Christmas party because I just you
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. I wasn't big enough. I didn't
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: have a name enough. But now that i'm violing and
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm on the show, and I'm the nephew you
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: got a little money in doing the stand up. I
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: don't want to go to your Christmas party now. I
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: thought my old damn Christmas party and my shot to
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: keep all right, all right, We'll be back with nephew
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: Timmy's praying phone call right after this. You're listening to
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: of the hour. Right about four minutes after today's strawberry letter.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: But first, come on, nephew, what I come on? A
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: subject called now I got a little money? Yeah, you
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: know who I am. Without allowing me at least two
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: shots at come on, yeh, have decided that I'm gonna
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: just do another come on cause I think it's a
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: well known fact that I do have a little money
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: to tell all the people I wanted to in my past.
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: I feel about it now, unlike Ja Jay only does
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: initials and last name, and that bill and that bills
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: with the beauty mark right above her lip in the corner. Oh,
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: this girl was so fine, man, I asked and that
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: bills to go to the junior prom. You know what
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: she told me that stuck with me for years. I
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: don't like your facial hates. You tell a boy that
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: you don't like this facial features? Ruin? I mean it's
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: that my face, that's lips, nose, eyes, lashes, brows, cheeks,
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: I had dimples. Damn, give me something. I don't like
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: your facial feat and that do you hate? And that's
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: been because you do. Yeah, my question and that you
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: might not like I got that. You could probably still
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: feel the same way. But my checks have multiple commas
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: in it. Not do you hate? And that beens because
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: we do. You tell a boy that's in the ninth
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: grade you don't like his facial features? All I am
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: questions that rus dog, she could donk that stayed with
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: me for a long time, facial fiction, all of them.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: But I got dimple, always had nice teath, always had dimple.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: I don't. I always had dimples. You know. She wouldn't
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: give me that, man that it hurt me. Man that
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: c and I'd be damn And she was so fine too.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: I couldn't go but with you ugly too. I couldn't
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: do that. All right, come on, let's get to it.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: Come on, nephew, what you got Today's that ain't my
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: brother baby? That ain't my brother's baby. At me, though
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: I love, I'm sorry, that ain't my brother's baby. It
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: was like, I'm sorry. I had a little ice cube
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: and that ain't my brother's baby. Give that right on out,
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: didn't He don't worry about It's something I need to
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: take care. I talked to man, I speak to Terry.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: My name is Daryl, Damon is my brother. I don't
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: live in Dallas where y'all live. That I'm the one
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: that lived out of town. But we didn't have a
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: family meeting and talked about it. And uh, I know
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: Travis is your son. He eight years old. But the
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: problem is the reason why I'm calling you, Uh, Terry
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: is called. We didn't find out that Travis ain't none
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: of Damon's child. Travis ain't none of damon child. He'd
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: been paying you child support here for the last eight
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: hold And I'm Darrel, I'm Damon brother, and who we
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: we all have found the information. Now we actually gonna
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: go down there to the courthouse and get all this
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: stuff rectified. But we didn't find out that Travis ain't
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: not ain't not a Damon's child. And you've been sitting
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: up here sending you money seven eight hundred dollars a
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: month and this child ain't even here. Now, I hate
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: for Travis to find this out, and he's gonna have
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: to find it out where he ain't cunified that why
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: are you calling me? Look, the family didn't had a meeting,
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: and I'm the one that they decided to make the
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: phone call and tell you what's going on. Now, don't
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: you you you don't have a damn thing to do
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: with this. You You ain't nobody daddy over here, So
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure what you're calling for who God made
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: you key or wanted you to be here and charged
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: to call but that it's not gonna work out. But
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: let me why Why are you doing this to my brother?
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. For eight years, the man have
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: been sitting you seven hundred seven dollars a month and
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: and this ain't even his child, you know him? Why
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: am I even talking to you? I'm not really sure
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: your brother need to call me if he has any
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: problems with questions. You have a good thing. Hello, You
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: don't hang no damn phone up on me. Damon told
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: me and the last was hard headed anyway. Now look
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: you know what you got the wrong one, baby, Like
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to not lose all my religion today, but
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: you out to make me lose it on your You
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: don't know who you over here? So like I said before,
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: uh my fun your nephew that you're trying not to
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: claim over there. I don't know why you came from
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: wherever the here. You said you came from the Dallas
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: to try to I came from California down here to Dalla,
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: and I'm telling you need to take your breath. I'm
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: back to California because down here if you don't know
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: me like that, No, I don't know you, but I'm
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: fending know you. And Travis been to know that my
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: brother ain't his daddy. I don't know you know that
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: you need to talk to your brother again. That's what
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: you need to do. And you don't need to be
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: talking to me. You've been to send us all the
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: money and my brother didn't sent y'all. I and when
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: I do, Look when I said, when I sent all
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: that eight years worth of money back, you're gonna send
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: every dying back because it belonged to my brother that
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: ain't my brother. Child. Now, we ain't got time to
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: be going on on Mari Repolver showing nothing to find
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: out who you know what? Like I said, you kicked
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: the wrong want to be your best friend, not to
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: call me anymore. You Actually it is a good thing
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: that you call because if you came it on my bro,
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: you got you today, No you got That's my second
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: thing offing to do. If we can't rectified over the foul.
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: I don't have a problem coming over there knocking down
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: some does and getting some questions answered, because damn it,
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: this ain't Damon's baby. Obviously you must wish it was yours,
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: so you're taking so much entry. No, it ain't mine,
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: but but it ain't game wins either, and we got
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: not had any and looking for from. But I'm sorry
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: this was taken over here and Damon where we continue
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: to play when he, Oh, Damon, don't open with your
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: brother's made that. I want to say, I'm sorry. He's
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: gonna continue to pay. And you can call wherever you
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: want to come, do whatever you want to do for
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: go back and tell your mama and everybody else who
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: who's waiting for this meeting to let them know it
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: ain't having me. Look, my mama ain't got nothing to
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: do with it. Mama been what's your mama? You say
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: your mama. Now, y'all got to get it. She's the
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: same way, like, I'll see where you get it from.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: You're like, just like her, mama knows that y'all from,
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: knows it people, my y'all, damn business, that's the wrong man.
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: That ain't. My mama said it from the get go
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: that it wasn't Hunt, that it wasn't when chilm. I
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: mean your mama's the two faced lock because you're all
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: with your mama said, you ain't Beenna. Sit here and
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: bring my mama up in this well. If you know
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: so much, then you right come back on my ball.
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: I'm not on if you want to. We didn't done
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: the man. Seven hundred and fifty dollars times twelve times
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: eight is seven in two thousand dollars. That's how much
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: money and my brother didn't sent you, and that's how
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: much we want back. And I need you to get
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: the working on this money. Na, okay, why don't you
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: come over here and get don't get your woop today, Terry,
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: come on over here. You don't see you on your
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: things if you you're in Dallas when I don't care
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: nothingbody but I'm in no Dallas. You ain't for you,
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: so what I don't even know what don't well, I'm
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: don't even go one way for my time talking to you.
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: Like I said, your your brother is a week if
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: he got to have you, I had a meeting and
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: you got to be the one to call. I'm not
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: really understanding. Look, I got one more thing I need
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: to say to you, is you're listening to me. You
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: know you you know my daym nerves. That's what you're doing.
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: You respect me. Are you listening to what? That's the
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: got You just got pranked by your sister tying your baby.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: She said, talk to her about her baby, daddy and
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: that baby. Oh, Michael, I'm so embarrassed. Let me ask
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: you this, what is the baddest I'm talking about the
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• 54:35
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• 54:39
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• 55:22
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Show. Today's Strawberry Letters up next, and
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: it's a good one, of course. But first today, Hurricane
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: Irma reeked havoc and battered Florida. Winds were clocked as
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: high as a hundred and forty two miles per hour,
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: and storm surges brought flooding in some areas, leaving forecasters
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: to protict Irma will land in the record books as
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: one of Florida's worst storms. I think you have no
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: arguments there. We've made our mission to help our neighbors
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: in Florida rebuild and get back to normalcy there. If
• 55:54
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  Speaker 1: IRMA to the numbers nine zero nine nine. That's Irma
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  Speaker 1: to the to the number nine zero. Please make sure
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: you watch the Hand in Hand Star Study telethon to
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: make Victims of hurricane to help victims of Hurricane Harvey
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: and now Hurricane Irma. That is tonight. Beyonce, Blake, Shelton,
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: Barbera streisand and Oprah Winfrey will headline the one hour telethon.
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: It'll be simulcast on ABC, on CBS, NBC, Fox, and
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: CMT eight o'clock Eastern, seven o'clock Central, and on tape
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: delay in the West where we are on the West
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: coast eight pm. Uh streamlined. You can go to Twitter, YouTube,
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: and Facebook if you want to see it streamlined live.
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: So there you go. So yesterday, I mean, we saw
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: some unbelievable pictures on on camera and TV. And did
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: you see how the water was away from the shore,
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: just Steve and then we pulled the ocean and the
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: water away from even Tampa Bay and pens Is And
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: this I learned this just the other day. I watch
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: your Weather channel. The swirl of the hurricane when it
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: comes inland, it goes in the circle right, Well, when
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: it comes over land, when it when you know, you know,
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: let's like this, this one was turning counter clock clockwise.
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: Irma was swirling counterclockwise, right, So when it comes over
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: land counterclockwise is back out to sea. So it pushes
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: from the wind of the hurricane. It pushes the water
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: out to sea. So if you like at tide high tide,
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: it pushes it out. So water levels were dropping three
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: four or five ft from what it would normally be.
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: Three ft of water is now missing because it's pushed
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: out to sea. Everything out. Yeah, it actually blows it
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: out in the swirl kind of court. Yes, everything. When
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: the hurricane subside, that water got to come back. Yeah. Yeah.
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: And those little surges like when God blesses you get
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: everything back hurricane h work on yourself, God here come
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: to surge. What if you had to it to something Jay, Yeah,
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: that was a phenomenon, right, you know, more people watch
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: the weather. It beat NFL football. More people are watching
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: the weather challenge than than any time ever. Man were
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: locked in on the weather. All right, temmy, let's go
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: hold on tight. We got it for you. Here it
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: is the Strawberry Lettic subject major dilemma. Good morning, Steve
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: Harvey and crew. I am writing because I have I
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: am having a major dilemma. My husband and I have
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: been together for about eleven years and have two children.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: We're currently separate at it and have been going through
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: some things for the last few years, we have been
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: on and off again. We can't seem to get along
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: and there is a lack of communication. We have been
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: through everything except pregnancies outside the marriage on both parts.
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: At the present time, we live in two separate households
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: and have been separated since January. We recently talked and
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: know that we love each other and want to be together.
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: We also know that we need help getting past some
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: of our issues. We decided that we want to be
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: back together, but now the problem is the living arrangement.
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: He currently lives in the house his grandparents owned. I
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: live in the apartment we started a one year lease
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: on in September. He wants to move into the house. I, however,
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: do not. The reason I refused to is because of
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: the location of the house. It is not in the
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: greatest part of the city and the outbreak of violence
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: in this area of town is outstanding. I am not
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: too crazy about the house, and the schools in the
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: area suck. To say the lease, our children are currently
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: in a great school district and the environment is not
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: overcome with violence. He and I have both lived within
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: the city where the house is and we hated it.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: That is why we moved. So now he wants to
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: live in the house and I refuse to. I would
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: much rather keep our children in the environment they are
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: in and get a home of our own. He dent,
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: now he didn't. Now I don't get that he dent.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: Now you know, I don't know. Uh. This has kept
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: us from getting back together. So what should we do?
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: We have no money to move and put our boys
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: in better schools where the house is located, and the
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: house needs repairs which at this time we cannot afford.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: So what advice do you have for us? How can
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: we get past this reaching a compromise that suits us both.
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  Speaker 1: Mind you, we currently have an apartment where there is
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  Speaker 1: a lease until August, and it makes no sense, no
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  Speaker 1: sense to pay rent into places. Please help us with this, sincerely,
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  Speaker 1: Major dilemma, Dear, Major dilemma. This is a major dilemma because, um,
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  Speaker 1: in order for this marriage to work, you guys do
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  Speaker 1: need to be together. You know, it seems to me
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  Speaker 1: your husband would want to move in the better part
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  Speaker 1: of the city where you and the kids would be safe, happy,
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  Speaker 1: and the kids well educated. He doesn't even own the
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  Speaker 1: home where he lives the apartment, while you guys don't
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  Speaker 1: own you know, you don't own that either. Um, you
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  Speaker 1: at least wouldn't be living under your grandpa your grandparents rule,
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  Speaker 1: and you won't lose your deposit okay, which money is
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  Speaker 1: kind of tight right now, so you seem to be
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  Speaker 1: really concerned about that. Uh. You don't give us any
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  Speaker 1: information as to why he's so adamant about living there though,
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  Speaker 1: because the rent isn't even free. So, UM, I don't
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  Speaker 1: really think he wants to get back together right now
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  Speaker 1: because he's not doing what it takes. And that means,
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  Speaker 1: you know, making you happy, moving into a safe, secure
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  Speaker 1: home or apartment of your own. Uh, you know, the
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  Speaker 1: saying happy wife, happy life. Um. In order for you
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  Speaker 1: guys to um compromise or to come to a compromise,
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  Speaker 1: you have to meet each other halfway. You guys aren't
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  Speaker 1: doing that. You're you're at an impass. You refuse to move,
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  Speaker 1: he's refusing to move. So until you, guys, you know,
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  Speaker 1: give on that. And I think it should be the
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  Speaker 1: husband at this point, just giving your letter. You know,
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  Speaker 1: it's safer and and the kids have to go to
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  Speaker 1: a good school. I think he should move into your apartment. Steve,
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  Speaker 1: how much time I got. You don't have a lot
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  Speaker 1: of time right now. You can want to come back.
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  Speaker 1: I see something totally different. I see something totally different.
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  Speaker 1: I agree with what you said, though, Sherley, I really do,
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  Speaker 1: but I see some more stuff in this letter that's
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  Speaker 1: going on. I'm gonna point out some couple of things
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  Speaker 1: that I saw when you were reading it, and uh, okay, hey, listen.
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  Speaker 1: two of your response to today's letter. Major Dilemma. Good morning,
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harving crew. I'm right because I have a major
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  Speaker 1: dilemma my husband. I've been together for eleven years and
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  Speaker 1: have two children. We are currently separated and been going
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  Speaker 1: through some things for the last few years. We've been
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  Speaker 1: on again, off again. We can't seem to get along
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  Speaker 1: and there's a lack of communication. We've been through everything
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  Speaker 1: except pregnancies outside the marriage on both parts. At the
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  Speaker 1: present time, we live in two separate households and have
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  Speaker 1: been separated since January. We recently talked to know that
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  Speaker 1: we love each other and want to be together. We
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  Speaker 1: also know we need help getting past some of our issues.
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  Speaker 1: We decided that we want to be back together. But
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  Speaker 1: now the problem is a living range. When he currently
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  Speaker 1: lives in the house his grandparents owned. I live in
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  Speaker 1: the apartment we started a one year lease on in September.
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  Speaker 1: He wants to move into the house. I, however, do not.
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  Speaker 1: The reason I refused to is be cause of the
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  Speaker 1: location of the house is not in the greatest part
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  Speaker 1: of the city, and the outbreak of violence in this
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  Speaker 1: area of town is outstanding. I am not too crazy
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  Speaker 1: about the house, and the school is in the area,
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  Speaker 1: and the schools in the area sucked to say the least.
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  Speaker 1: Our children are currently in the great school district and
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: the environment is not overcome with violence here and I
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  Speaker 1: both live within the city where the house is, and
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: we hated it and that's why we moved. So now
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  Speaker 1: he wants to live in the house and I refuse to.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: I would much rather keep our children in the environment
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: there in and get a home of our own. I
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: don't know what it means when he says he's DNS.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: Now this has kept us from getting back together, So
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  Speaker 1: what should we do? We have no money to move
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: and to put our boys in better schools where the
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: house is located. House needs repairs which at this time
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: we cannot afford. So what advice do you have for us?
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  Speaker 1: How can we get past this reaching a compromise that
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: suits us both? Mind you, we currently have an apartment
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: where the least is until August, and it makes no
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: sense to pay rent in to places. Please help us
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  Speaker 1: with this, sincerely, major dilemma. First of all, you have
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  Speaker 1: the major dilemma placed in the wrong area. Your major dilemma,
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: you claim, is you don't want to pay rent in
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: two places. He refuses to move into the apartment, you
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: refuse to move into the house. That's not your major dilemma.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: Your major dilemma is the very reason that y'all ain't
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: together in the first place. Y'all two don't get along,
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: and you two have a lack of communication, and you're
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: demonstrating the same thing that you say broke you up.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: You can't seem to get along and there's a lack
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: of communication. This again is another example of you all's
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: lack of communication. It is a lack of understanding and
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: is the unwillingness on either one of your part to compromise. Now,
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: Shirley's right, it seems like the smart move would be
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: for the guy to move into the apartment so the
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: kids could keep going to the to the best school system.
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  Speaker 1: But he willing to do that, and then you ain't
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: willing to move. You all have a major dilemma, and
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: you all still have a communication problem. Now you're saying
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  Speaker 1: the letter that we've gone through everything except pregnancies outside
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  Speaker 1: the marriage parentheses on both parts. This means that both
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: of y'all have cheated. That's what that means. On both parts.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: That means both of y'all been cheating. That's the code
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: that I see in there, because I've never heard that before.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: We've been through everything except pregnancies outside the marriage parentheses
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: on both parts. But you all need to work on,
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: really is your basic selves and your marriage skills, because
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: right now y'all don't seem to have none. You want
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: what you want and he wont what he want, and
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: I ain't neither one of y'all willing to give in.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: Now you don't wrote this letter in and your letter
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: really ain't for a compromise. Your letter is really how
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: do you convince this man to move back into this department?
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: Because nothing you said about moving into the grandmama's house
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: is gonna work for you. But you are convinced that
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: staying in the one year at least apartment will work
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: for you and the kids. Now seems in the letter
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: like Laric surely said that this would be the best
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: thing to do. But guess what, he ain't trying to
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: hear that, and you ain't trying to move. Thus you
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: have a lack of communication. And now what is y'all's
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: marriage gonna be built on when you get back together?
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: What y'all gonna do? See, y'all need to work on
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: that part of it right now. Y'all can't even agree
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: when you separate it, and you can't agree when you married.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: So now when you're gonna get back together and do what?
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: Disagree some more? See, your major dilemma ain't where you're
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: gonna live. Your major dilemma is really how you all
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: can live together? That's your major dilemma. How you all,
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: how your man don't see these kids needs, How you
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: don't see your man's needs. How both of y'all don't
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: see anybody's needs. And this is a ridiculous statement that
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: you're making to me. Both of your an impasse, you know,
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: and you know. So what advice do you have for us?
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: Get yourselves together? Why do y'all even want to be together?
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: There's nothing. There's nothing in this letter that says you
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: two people should be together. Nothing you wrote, nothing in it.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: All you said was this one line in there is
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: that we love each other and we want to be together. Okay,
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: I can't, I swear to you, I can't tell. And
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: so when I read a letter like this, man, I
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: just go wow. The only thing that eleven years y'all
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: went through so much stuff. Now you can't afford to move.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: You ain't got the money for repairs, You ain't got
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: the money for two rents. Yeah, and she uses too,
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: and so does he to move? So what you want
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: meet and surely to say, we don't know how to
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: get you all together? All right, See, we gotta go.
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  Speaker 1: a very big right now. I always go with a
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  Speaker 1: pop up color. I think a pop up color throws
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  Speaker 1: you a little separately. But a lot of black on
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: black on black, gray on gray, blue or blue. You
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  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. It's nice, that's always appropriate. You
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  Speaker 1: know what I had on that to fight just beginning,
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: you know, call that ice ice funk burger. Now that's
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: ice funk Bergen. And then you come on and then
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: on death jam, I will uh uh pimp pimp teeth,
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: pimp tee teeth. Turk course, I want to pimp turk Coorse.
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  Speaker 1: Uh that in my head on as a turk Corse
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: in white and gray shirt and you know, just splash
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: of white like a spider wheel coming through it. So
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: you know, for me, there's always that. I recommend me
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: and uh, step up your game this year. Every man
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  Speaker 1: should have a couple of jackets in his wardrobe. Please
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: don't overlook that, fellas just ironing your shirt putting it
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: on with some pants is oftentimes not enough. I know
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: they may be dressing up to you, but your lady
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: would really appreciate it if you had a jacket on
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: occasionally so just you should have two jackets in your
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: or draws. Yeah, I just have one suggestion, Stephen. We
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  Speaker 1: wore these styles. It's just time to put the long
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: ash jacket with all the buttons on it away. I
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: have to agree with the wide leg why, yeah, I
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: have to take this because yeah, I started with the
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: square tone the little Saturdaynight lie though he's still wearing
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: them all. Yeah, I had bad responsive. You got more
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: than seven buttons on your jacket is yeah, it was
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: so mean. As much as I dread to look at
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: before they shoulder up, man, you're tearing upon pants were
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: so wide it was fitting me. But you know, I
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: just really it's those days are gone. I'm sorry I
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: introduced that. If you got a vet in the back
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: of your jacket and it's a sport coat, it really
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: need to get it closed up. If you can cut
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: off the bottom of your jacket and make another jack
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: yeah yeah, yeah yeah. Or if you can take your
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: suit coat and put a fur coal on it and
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: put a fur collar on, it looks like a winner coach.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: And so that is true. So fellas, I hate to
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: tell you that, but those days are done. I've been
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: doing that for some years. Now you know all the pockets.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: You don't need four pockets, and that that's a t suit.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: Tell you did that on the shoulder. Where's your pocket going?
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: I see it a lot on family feel. They come
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: to pay homage to me. Yeah, and just got one
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: of you. I wore his fight. I got my my
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey. Sup. We don't make those anymore. That we
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: haven't made that suit for years. And I still wear
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: white the pels, but it's on the trim cut suit.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: I like the tom Forward flag the suit. Uh Warehouse
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: has great suits. Burlington has great colds has great where
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: you can get a really really good look for you
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: wear a narrow leg now yeah yeah, not so skinny, skinny,
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: but yeah narrow your mind mind cut. What I had
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: on last night was narrow, you know, not with cups,
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 1: with cups ankle that's yeah, that's like a sock fells.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: If you go wear skinny jeans, captive, be skinny. That's
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: room number one. You can't be fat nowhere. You can't
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: have a good and have on skinny jeans because now
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: you look like an ice cream cone. You got on
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: both your knees to put your pants on. You look
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: like a waffle cone or spear tipped waffle code and
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: big guys, big guys, you know that jacket is too tight.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: Sometimes when that button is crying, it's too tight. Okay, okay,
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 1: thank you guys for these fashion tips. We have to go.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: We'll be back nine. You're listening to the Steve Harvey
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right. They've crossed party lines to come together.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: Five living US presidents have joined forces to raise money
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: for Hurricane Harvey victims. The campaign is called One America Appeal.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: Ex President George W. Bush or red in and of
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: Dallas says in the p s A people are herding
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: down here, but as one text and put it, uh,
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: we've got more love in Texas than water as a country.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 1: As the country is going through one of the most
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 1: divisive periods in history, the campaign is a rare showing
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: of unity in US politics. Donald Trump, who has frequently
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 1: criticized his predecessors, even endorsed the effort with what Else
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 1: a tweet Trump told Thursday night, he wrote, I'm proud
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: to stand with presidents for hashtag One America Appeal. Well, Steve,
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 1: this is the kind of unity we need to make
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 1: a America great again. Maybe Trump is changing his tune.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 1: He shocked Republicans the other day when he signed it
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 1: with the Democrats on a temporary fix for the debt ceiling.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: The president also thanked FEMA and the U. S. Coast
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: Guard for their amazing work. Right in the middle of
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: the storm, he is calling for the storm. He's calling
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: the storm a big monster. You know that, as everyone is.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: He's adding that it's the largest storm to hit Florida
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 1: in years. Trump's as he's not concerned about the costs,
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 1: but rather it's focusing on saving lives. So there you go.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: You have a really great speech for nine eleven. You know,
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: I was listening to the speech of nine eleven. I
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 1: watched he has to work on his out loud reading. Yeah,
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 1: he's he's really got to sit in the room and
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 1: practice reading the telephone. Why do you say that because
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 1: he can't do a good He doesn't do a good
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 1: job of that. You know. He sounds so scripted and
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 1: read and you know, because when he's being Donald Trump,
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 1: you know, and even though that's not good sometimes that sometimes,
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 1: you know, but when he's just reading, it just sounds
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 1: so Donald Trump. He's saying stuff he didn't want to say. Anyway.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 1: Really sounds like like, you know, he's telling these stories
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 1: of courage, but he didn't really know the story himself. Yeah,
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: it doesn't sound like it's from his heart. No, man,
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 1: he has to he has to study this stuff. And
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 1: if you read it four or five times in front
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: of the mirror, then you can own it. He's got
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 1: to do that. Man, he's walking out there cold trying
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 1: to read these things. You know, this guy and he
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 1: was listen to just what he did. Uh, this guy
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 1: is such a hero, right, you know, he runs into
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 1: this building, he's in waste water and he's hearing voices
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: and he runs back and he gets a voice, and
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 1: then he goes back in because he continues to hear
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: the voices. I mean, this guy, he's great, right, and
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 1: he's walking through the and I'm going, dude, dude, get
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 1: your speech and read it on the plane three four
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 1: times so you can own this stuff, man, because I
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 1: don't like criticizing the body for everything. Come on, man.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 1: But it was good what he was saying, though he's
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 1: just his delivery words are great, but he doesn't read
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 1: teleprompter will at all. Many and coming from and coming
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 1: after Mamma and Obama was so great and Clinton was
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 1: so great at you know, but look, man, they read
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 1: the teleprompter, I know, the peller prompters glass. That's where
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 1: they can look right and left like they look at people.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 1: I got that. Those words in the glass. We all
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 1: know what that is. But it's okay. But they should
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 1: sound like they're your words. Yeah, yeah, well extraordinary. It's
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 1: gonna be very extraordinary, folks, really big league, big legally
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 1: big things are gonna happen, great things. Yeah, so's he's
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 1: done the past couple of things that's been right, but
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 1: you know, as soon as just you that's one two yeah, yeah, right, yeah,
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 1: this is in the first quarter. The chance of him
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 1: coming back is low. All right, we'll be back right
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  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to Steve harpeople show, all right,
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 1: Steve when uh the deaf jam thing. I'm still thinking
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 1: about that. J Anthony Brown's clip. Man, they showed this
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 1: food doing this activator for Jerry Carroll curting it out.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 1: The reaction in the theater was nuts. The reaction to
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 1: the crowd that was watching it was mo nuts. They
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 1: was holly, man, They was holly. J Anthy Brown, you
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 1: should have been the man. You would have really felt
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 1: good about what you had done, man, because Death JamMan
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 1: was such a tribute to so many people. Man, I
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 1: know it changed your life. Didn't it change your life? Dog?
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 1: You know Mitch Green Baby? It was crazy for man,
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 1: it was it was stupid. Did what the first year
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 1: of comics that came up with death Yeam? It was unbelieved.
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 1: He man, let me tell you what I did. I
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 1: was able to go back to comedy clubs that I
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 1: was making fifteen hundred a weekend, and Blanca started clocking
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 1: some dollars. I started doing. Yeah, I started doing door deals.
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 1: But see the Deaf Jam Tour came out, and back then,
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 1: now this is back then, these guys was getting seventy
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 1: five hundred a night to perform. Now I was out
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 1: of the question back then, seven thousand, five hundred night
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 1: to perform on the Death Jam Tool. I never did
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 1: the Death Jam Tool because I never did the Deaf
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 1: Jam Tool because I didn't want to, because I wanted
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 1: to go back to the comedy clubs with my Deaf
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 1: Jam tape. And that got me in all the clubs.
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 1: And then black started coming out to comedy clubs in
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 1: record numbers, and so now I was instead of doing
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 1: the seventy a night, I was doing door deal. So
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 1: I was doing ten shows a weekend, eleven shows. I've
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 1: done thirteen shows from Thursday to Sunday night. Always used
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 1: to do three shows at night. But I was doing
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 1: dough deals because I wanted to hustle harder, so I
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 1: would perform more. But a man see while he works out,
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 1: men were getting SENI five the night. Yeah, but I'm
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 1: taking home thirty for the weekend. I'm gonna say to
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 1: this once and I said again. Had not been for
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 1: black comedy to come along with Deaf Jam, some of
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 1: these comedy clubs and you know who you are, y'all
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 1: would be out of business today to day, out of business.
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 1: I got news for you out A lot of white
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 1: clubs would be out of business out because black man
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 1: coming out in such droves. Even the audience, it was
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 1: an audience that didn't even average, changed our lives too,
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm trying to tell you. You It changed
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 1: your lives. But we, as you know, as the audience
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 1: and people watching Calm, were planning our lives around def Jam.
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 1: On Friday nights at eleven clock, I'm gonna find of
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 1: the TV at fourteen, Yes, doing the jokes Monday morning,
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 1: so I get to school. We had never seen anything
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 1: like it. You've never seen black comics in the raw,
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 1: in the element. You've never You've never seen that until
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 1: deaf Jam came along. Where did these black comedians go from?
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 1: And and deaf Jam got rid of people. They got
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 1: rid of a lot of comics. They went through a
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 1: lot because if you wasn't good man, they compared. Martin
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 1: was there every night. So now you come out their
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 1: hair stuff and if you want to. Martin was there
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 1: every night. He saw it up. And so you know
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 1: when you didn't do good Martin coming Martin, Martin coming
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 1: back out of here. Man and this dude right here
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 1: had his job to do and he was to get
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 1: laught and he got it. Helped Martin when people bombed
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 1: it really did. All right, we'll be back. We have more.
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 1: We'll be back to close out the show with just
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 1: one more thing. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show, start
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 1: that it telethon is tonight den again. We've been mentioning
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 1: it all morning. It's to help the victims of Hurricane
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 1: Harvey and IRMA organizers, including rapper Bunby set in a statement,
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 1: we are prepared to help in any way we can
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 1: Beyonce is gonna be there, Blake Shelton, Barbara Streisan and
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 1: of course Oprah. They're gonna headline the one hour telethon.
• 1:33:17
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• 1:33:26
  Speaker 1: tape delay at eight pm on the West Coast, and
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 1: streamed live on Facebook, YouTube, and Twitter. I think we'll
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 1: be watching tonight for sure, you know, to see what
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 1: they're gonna do. Watch, watch, just to see, uh, you know,
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 1: how much money they're going to raise and everything. I'm
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 1: just going to donate, you know, I'm gonna donate, you
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 1: know what the people are saying and just everything. You know.
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 1: I love it when stars get together and do things
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 1: like this, you know, just come on see them, Yeah,
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 1: to see them in a different habitat, see them different
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 1: then you normally see them. So yeah, we'll be watching
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 1: for sure and donate and help. Yeah, definitely. Yeah. Oh
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 1: my god. What if I called in and Morgan Freeman
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 1: picked up the phone. Hello, Hello Morgan, how Morgan you?
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, would you like to make a donation
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 1: I first met, and then I could watch it on TV.
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, that would be the highlight of my life.
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 1: Is this Morgan Freeman thing real? Or is this a joke? Okay,
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 1: let me ask you something, Jay, is your white woman thing? Okay?
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 1: Very real? Yeah, there is very real. I kind of
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 1: got one like that though. Yeah. Oh yeah, he does
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 1: ask them. Oh I know who it is, right? I
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 1: don't think you, Judge Judy, look at your broken Ellen.
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 1: You dumped Ellen for Judge Judy year. She wouldn't even
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 1: look at You're broken? Ye. Let me just get on
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 1: into the finance something you quit looking at Judish Judy.
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 1: Don't like Judy. I'm just shocked because for so long
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 1: it's been Ellen and you think Ellen got money and
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 1: she don't even know you exist. Okay, let's go down
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 1: the list and let me tell you another reason you
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 1: can't get to Ellen. Because the chick she got way
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 1: fine it in. And let's just go there. Wife, I've
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 1: seen portion and she way way fine it in. You
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 1: yove to me. Okay, let's go down the list. If
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 1: we weren't married, Come on, Carl, if you weren't married,
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 1: who would be your fantasy person? Yeah? Okay, good, God
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 1: would be growling sometimes. Come on, Junior all day, beyon
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 1: all day, Beyonce all day, just in to Houston. Okay, right,
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 1: all right, come on Jay, Oh I'm a w a
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 1: oh w in one way? All right, Steve, come on,
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 1: if you weren't married, you're gonna talk some Tommy even
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 1: skip Tommy, you Tommy, Let's get real. Come on, let's
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 1: get real. And you ain't getting no Morgan free me.
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 1: Let's get real. Okay, I got it for you. You
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 1: can't get Morgan free me. He ain't got nothing to gil.
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 1: Excuse you. I'm gonna give you my black, my white,
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 1: and my Latino. Can I hear that I got? Okay?
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 1: My Latino was j Low, we know, yes, lo my
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 1: black is Halleban Okay yeah. And then and then just
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 1: any Kardashi and I can hang out there any car
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  Speaker 1: that It don't matter which one it is called that
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 1: you pick your men? Yeah, I like watch it. Oh
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 1: Chris Jenner, Yeah, Chris Jenner sex. Yeah, they're all beautiful, cute.
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 1: That's a just a great looking family. Okay, Carla, come on?
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 1: Oh you said guy, either Tom Cruise, Matthew McConaughey, Yeah,
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 1: just one. Yeah, the whole bag of white guys. Okay, okay, Steve,
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 1: we didn't hear from you and you made us change it. Well,
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 1: are you not going to play the game? Come on soon? Yeah?
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 1: I was sure the same mortgage. Steve say, can't play
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 1: this game? I'm well, can I be honest with you?
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 1: I've had all that, all mine out, my sister. We
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 1: ain't gotta going on, no names, and had all man.
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 1: I'm done. Yeah, we gotta go. Speaking of take us home,
• 1:39:16
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