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- 0:00Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
- 0:05Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all have a sun giving them like the
- 0:15Speaker 1: million bucks things in the stuffing good Steve listening to
- 0:25Speaker 1: the other, Please, I don't join jo. You gotta turn you,
- 1:24Speaker 1: you gotta turn to turn out. You got to turn
- 1:44Speaker 1: them out to turn the water. The water got me.
- 1:55Speaker 1: Come come on your baby. Uh huh, I show well
- 2:03Speaker 1: a good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice. Come
- 2:07Speaker 1: on dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey, I
- 2:10Speaker 1: got a radio show. Real grateful for that. You know
- 2:13Speaker 1: it's funny, man. I remember when I first started out
- 2:16Speaker 1: in radio, A lot of my peers laughed at me.
- 2:19Speaker 1: Some of it was being mean spirited, some of it
- 2:22Speaker 1: was just you know, marking me. I'm used to stuff
- 2:25Speaker 1: like that. But I had as a special guest on
- 2:28Speaker 1: my show, Joel Oldstein, and you know something, man, he
- 2:32Speaker 1: says something else. I can't remember the scripture. I don't
- 2:35Speaker 1: know exactly how I where. Like we were having a
- 2:37Speaker 1: long conversation, but the gist of it was, don't be
- 2:41Speaker 1: upset with where you are now, and don't be upset
- 2:44Speaker 1: with the small things in your life. Be grateful for
- 2:47Speaker 1: the small things and the small position that you have
- 2:50Speaker 1: right now, because you don't know where that's going. You
- 2:52Speaker 1: don't know what that's gonna be one day. You don't
- 2:54Speaker 1: know what that's gonna lead to. And that was very
- 2:57Speaker 1: warming to hear him say that. But it also reminded
- 3:01Speaker 1: me of when I started in radio, how small it was.
- 3:04Speaker 1: It reminded me of when I started in stand up
- 3:06Speaker 1: making twenty five dollars a show. It reminds me of
- 3:10Speaker 1: not having a home at a period in my life
- 3:15Speaker 1: and what God has allowed me to live in now.
- 3:18Speaker 1: So don't be distraught over your position now, and don't
- 3:23Speaker 1: be ungrateful or unappreciative for the things you have now
- 3:26Speaker 1: because you don't know what that's going to grow into.
- 3:28Speaker 1: And that's really the gist of that I got from
- 3:30Speaker 1: what he was saying. I just wanted to share that
- 3:33Speaker 1: with you, that where you are now it's so temporary
- 3:36Speaker 1: because now, like I've said before, now is a fleeting moment.
- 3:40Speaker 1: Right after you fitished saying now that moment that you
- 3:43Speaker 1: claimed as now, that's gone. So the where you are
- 3:47Speaker 1: now is a very fleeting process. Now you can change
- 3:51Speaker 1: where you are now, and you can change how you
- 3:54Speaker 1: feel about where you're at now, and you can change
- 3:57Speaker 1: about where you're going by simply changing your mind. It
- 4:02Speaker 1: is no difference. I'm telling you, folks, the thing that
- 4:05Speaker 1: I've learned about successful people is not so much what
- 4:10Speaker 1: they do. It's not what they have. The biggest thing
- 4:14Speaker 1: I've learned about successful people is how they think. That's
- 4:18Speaker 1: the thing that's different. It's how they think. And I'm
- 4:23Speaker 1: telling you that you can change the way you think
- 4:26Speaker 1: on any subject and start becoming successful towards that. Starting now,
- 4:32Speaker 1: you have to understand that. Man, the biggest difference I've
- 4:36Speaker 1: noticed between successful people and non successful people is how
- 4:41Speaker 1: they think. I was reading what is God said that
- 4:46Speaker 1: he was taught all wrong about money. He said that
- 4:49Speaker 1: his father was very negative about money. He all throughout
- 4:53Speaker 1: his life he heard his father to say, you know,
- 4:55Speaker 1: people who got money have walked on somebody to get it,
- 4:59Speaker 1: or cheated somebody to get it. People who have money,
- 5:01Speaker 1: money is the root of all evil. Money is money
- 5:05Speaker 1: is this, And people who got money, you know, don't
- 5:08Speaker 1: deserve it. They've done something wrong to get it. YadA, y'all. So,
- 5:11Speaker 1: he said he grew up the whole time thinking that
- 5:14Speaker 1: having money or something was wrong with that. He discovered
- 5:17Speaker 1: that it wasn't. Look you can choose to be successful
- 5:21Speaker 1: anywhere you want to. I've chosen several ways to be successful.
- 5:24Speaker 1: I want to be a very, very successful father. I
- 5:27Speaker 1: think that's one of the things that's paramount in my
- 5:30Speaker 1: life that I really am working hard right now to
- 5:34Speaker 1: become a successful father. Not a successful father in terms
- 5:38Speaker 1: of money, but a successful father in terms of offering
- 5:43Speaker 1: the amount of love and guidance and leadership and the
- 5:47Speaker 1: example that my children need to look at. That's what
- 5:50Speaker 1: I'm really really working hard at now. I want to
- 5:52Speaker 1: be successful as a father, but also I want to
- 5:56Speaker 1: be successful as a husband. You know. I want Marjorie
- 5:59Speaker 1: to always know that she can count on me, to
- 6:01Speaker 1: not have to wonder about me a look for me.
- 6:04Speaker 1: You know. I want her to feel secure in the
- 6:07Speaker 1: fact that I really have gotten it right, that I
- 6:11Speaker 1: really am focused on being a good husband to her
- 6:15Speaker 1: because it means so much to me, you know. So
- 6:17Speaker 1: I'm working hard on a lot of levels. I'm working hard.
- 6:21Speaker 1: I'm trying very strong to be a successful motivator of people.
- 6:25Speaker 1: I want to be a sharer of information to people
- 6:28Speaker 1: that will uplift others and give others the same things
- 6:32Speaker 1: that I've learned through the trials and tribulations of my life.
- 6:36Speaker 1: But at the same time share that information and use
- 6:39Speaker 1: the power this microphone to uplift people, you know, not
- 6:43Speaker 1: to destroy. My show is not about guess what's so
- 6:45Speaker 1: and so said? Guess what's so and so did. I
- 6:47Speaker 1: don't like mean spirited things about people, you know. I
- 6:50Speaker 1: joke with people calling this that's another thing. But I
- 6:53Speaker 1: don't like destroying people with the power to microphone. So
- 6:56Speaker 1: I'm working very hard on being successful in a lot
- 6:58Speaker 1: of areas of my life now. Also I do care
- 7:01Speaker 1: about being financially successful too, because my father. One of
- 7:05Speaker 1: the gifts he gave me was very simple gift. He
- 7:08Speaker 1: told me a long time ago. He said, son, the
- 7:10Speaker 1: best thing you can do for poor people is not
- 7:13Speaker 1: be one of them. And that stuck with me. And
- 7:16Speaker 1: this was a hard working man who was a coal
- 7:19Speaker 1: miner who worked construction his entire life. My father didn't
- 7:24Speaker 1: have an easy life man. My father didn't sit behind
- 7:26Speaker 1: a microphone. My father didn't come to work and people
- 7:29Speaker 1: cheered for him. My father wasn't famous. My father was
- 7:33Speaker 1: just a go get it, dude, that he instilled that
- 7:37Speaker 1: in me, and I've taken that and applied it to
- 7:39Speaker 1: my craft and I thank God for him for that.
- 7:41Speaker 1: But I do try to be financially successful so that
- 7:45Speaker 1: I can do some things with it to help some
- 7:47Speaker 1: other people. Now, am I opposed to having nice things? No?
- 7:51Speaker 1: Do I apologize for having nice things? No? And why
- 7:54Speaker 1: should I? I work? I work? You know, I'm done.
- 7:57Speaker 1: I'm not on the radio asking to give me money,
- 8:01Speaker 1: you know, so I can go buy a car. I'm working.
- 8:04Speaker 1: So I don't feel how you want to feel. And
- 8:07Speaker 1: other people do feel that way about it. But if
- 8:09Speaker 1: success in terms of finance it's what you're lacking, you
- 8:13Speaker 1: can go about the business of doing that. I'm writing
- 8:16Speaker 1: a book and that whole book is about teaching people
- 8:19Speaker 1: how to become successful. And man, I'm breaking it down
- 8:23Speaker 1: in a way where everybody can get it, man, because
- 8:26Speaker 1: I want the college student to get it, you know.
- 8:28Speaker 1: I want the working mom to get it, the single
- 8:31Speaker 1: mom to get it. The hard working father has been
- 8:34Speaker 1: trying to hold his family together can get it. The
- 8:37Speaker 1: father that ain't ever got it together and feel that
- 8:39Speaker 1: because of that reason, he can't be the father he
- 8:42Speaker 1: needs to be. I'm writing something, man, to put it
- 8:45Speaker 1: into words, to let you know that God is a
- 8:48Speaker 1: forgiving God, and that God is a merciful God, and
- 8:52Speaker 1: that God can get you out of any situation you
- 8:55Speaker 1: find yourself in. You just can't beat yourself up every
- 8:58Speaker 1: time you make a mistake. Make mistakes all the time, man,
- 9:01Speaker 1: I just got to remind myself to get up. I
- 9:04Speaker 1: ask God for forgiveness, I call on his mercy and
- 9:08Speaker 1: it's grace and I get up and I go again.
- 9:10Speaker 1: But it's coming, man. And if finance success is what
- 9:13Speaker 1: you want, you got to change your mind. You got
- 9:15Speaker 1: to start thinking about how to produce it. The first
- 9:19Speaker 1: thing you do is you gotta ask. You gotta ask
- 9:22Speaker 1: to have a life and have a life more abundantly.
- 9:26Speaker 1: That's a scripture that He comes to you to give
- 9:29Speaker 1: you life and to give you life more abundantly. That's
- 9:32Speaker 1: a scripture that ain't a joke, that ain't a theory.
- 9:36Speaker 1: That's a fact, and the fact that if you don't
- 9:38Speaker 1: have a life of abundance, you can get that by asking.
- 9:41Speaker 1: Then it starts by believing, and how to don't even
- 9:44Speaker 1: worry about that. He takes care of at himself. He'll
- 9:47Speaker 1: send the stuff your way. But you got to be
- 9:49Speaker 1: willing to put some effort in this thing now, and
- 9:51Speaker 1: you can do it. Okay. I know I was a
- 9:53Speaker 1: little around the place today, but that's what it was.
- 9:56Speaker 1: So you know, let's go get it morning shouting. What up? Everybody?
- 10:04Speaker 1: It's Monday morning. Before we start, let me talk to Monday. Dude, Dude, Monday,
- 10:10Speaker 1: really get it together. You was just here. Every time
- 10:14Speaker 1: I turn around, I'm looking in your face. Monday. Really seriously,
- 10:20Speaker 1: isn't that right? Show the Strawberry talk to Monday. Come
- 10:23Speaker 1: on talk money, Hey Monday, you could slow it down
- 10:26Speaker 1: just a little bit. Okay, Good morning, Jay Morning, Carla Barell.
- 10:32Speaker 1: Will you please speak to Monday. Let him know how
- 10:35Speaker 1: you feel. Well. I want to speak to Monday on
- 10:38Speaker 1: behalf of some of the kids that are starting school
- 10:40Speaker 1: on this Monday. Dude, you dare wrong for this my writing,
- 10:47Speaker 1: buddy Junior, speak to Monday for me. Please tell man,
- 10:50Speaker 1: Come on Money, do you have any friends? You ain't
- 10:53Speaker 1: got no friends, just us. He is the king of
- 10:57Speaker 1: breaks and he hates Monday Morning. Anybody on this show
- 11:00Speaker 1: in that right timetime? What's up? I can't stand it.
- 11:04Speaker 1: But good morning on Monday. I can't stand it. You know,
- 11:09Speaker 1: we could have been Thursday, Friday said, then back to Thursday. Thay,
- 11:14Speaker 1: Oh wow that would have been n age. Yeah. Why
- 11:18Speaker 1: did they even make a Monday? Listen that all about?
- 11:24Speaker 1: And who made the days? Yes? Ye, who gave you know,
- 11:30Speaker 1: you're the worst day. Don't you feel bad? You're the
- 11:33Speaker 1: worst day? Man. Everybody hate you Monday. But on the
- 11:38Speaker 1: flip side, we're here at work and we're blessed at work.
- 11:41Speaker 1: We're blessed hearing you. Yes, we still hate Monday. Like
- 11:46Speaker 1: we could complain though, oh I can't. Just like, you know,
- 11:52Speaker 1: just pulled the day of the weekend. Just if you
- 11:53Speaker 1: get three Fridays and only three Fridays in the rood
- 11:57Speaker 1: yea too sadness got everybody had a good weekend? Everybody?
- 12:03Speaker 1: Yeah yeah man, yeah, yeah, thank you? How about you?
- 12:07Speaker 1: I had a great weekend. Yeah. I went to the movies.
- 12:10Speaker 1: I saw RSPCT. Loved it. It was great. Ye did it? Yeah? Yeah, yes,
- 12:18Speaker 1: you did it? Great, good movie. But you know I
- 12:22Speaker 1: saw it in Negro Round, which I didn't want to
- 12:24Speaker 1: see it in. Oh god, oh if you have not
- 12:32Speaker 1: seen them black Black movie in Negro Round. It's a
- 12:35Speaker 1: totally different experience. Yeah, you ain't gotta go back, girl,
- 12:43Speaker 1: You ain't got to take that at all? Was it
- 12:47Speaker 1: that bad? Please tell me what an I saw it
- 12:55Speaker 1: in Negro Round. They had a mask on in the
- 13:00Speaker 1: oh they were pulling the mass down top and you
- 13:02Speaker 1: ain't got to take that. You ain't got take that.
- 13:07Speaker 1: I like to say. Read, That's what I like. Yeah,
- 13:12Speaker 1: read and the words you don't want to say. A
- 13:16Speaker 1: Negro round is gotta get you jumped on right there. Yeah,
- 13:23Speaker 1: here's a question, Jay, we gotta go though. How many
- 13:26Speaker 1: babies were in the audience? That's what I love. I
- 13:30Speaker 1: think somebody birth the baby in the movie We Gotta
- 13:34Speaker 1: Go coming back at thirty two minutes after with ask
- 13:39Speaker 1: bitter Man, and he's not trying to help you. Right
- 13:42Speaker 1: after this, you're listening to the String Show, all right,
- 13:48Speaker 1: and it's time for ask bitter Man and Jay, you
- 13:51Speaker 1: have a disclaimer here that we need. What is it? Please?
- 13:54Speaker 1: So the people will know I'm here, but I'm not
- 13:58Speaker 1: here to help you. Okay, whatever, You're just here. I'm here,
- 14:04Speaker 1: but not to help you. All right. Here we go
- 14:09Speaker 1: from sorry about this? Julia in Kansas City. Julia writes,
- 14:14Speaker 1: I'm a fifty three year old married woman and I
- 14:16Speaker 1: walk around my home naked. Oh Tommy, you love this.
- 14:20Speaker 1: It is my dream to one day live in a
- 14:22Speaker 1: nudest community, but for now, we live in a suburban
- 14:25Speaker 1: community that is primarily Caucasian. The older lady next door
- 14:30Speaker 1: brought a package of mine that was mistakenly delivered to her.
- 14:34Speaker 1: I am full figured and tall, so when I opened
- 14:37Speaker 1: the door, the old lady got an eyeful of this chocolate. Goddess.
- 14:43Speaker 1: My husband is mad at me for answering the door
- 14:46Speaker 1: like that, but it's our house. Was I wrong for
- 14:49Speaker 1: being nude? Anomaly wouldn't help you, But hell no, I
- 14:55Speaker 1: need to know where you live so I can deliver
- 14:57Speaker 1: you something that what I've done. You want to see
- 15:00Speaker 1: that Jake to special delivery again pizza. You can't get
- 15:13Speaker 1: a trouble of you in your own house. You are allowed.
- 15:19Speaker 1: But I'm with her husband though on that one. Anyway,
- 15:23Speaker 1: put something trying try Yeah around the house she had,
- 15:28Speaker 1: but not when someone just try a little, I'm with
- 15:33Speaker 1: you time. But when you show up naked, you ain't
- 15:34Speaker 1: got to give a tip, you know what I mean?
- 15:39Speaker 1: And that kid explains itself. All right, moving on, Bryson Dover,
- 15:46Speaker 1: Delaware says, I've been divorced for four years and I'm
- 15:49Speaker 1: still messing around with my ex wife. She's remarried, but
- 15:53Speaker 1: she comes to me for good loving. Whenever she drops
- 15:56Speaker 1: her son off, I have to pleasure her and she
- 15:58Speaker 1: will start or she will start tripping about me seeing
- 16:02Speaker 1: my son. I can't move on with my life because
- 16:05Speaker 1: she's in the way. My former girlfriend broke up with
- 16:08Speaker 1: me because of my ex wife. Is there a way
- 16:10Speaker 1: to reason with my ex wife without making her angry?
- 16:13Speaker 1: Please getting I'm I'm trying not to help, but if look,
- 16:16Speaker 1: if you're gonna need this loving, we need to cut
- 16:19Speaker 1: down on these child's before opinions. All right, we need
- 16:21Speaker 1: to cut back on the child balance it out, you know,
- 16:26Speaker 1: just need tough time time. It doesn't need to be
- 16:28Speaker 1: balanced out. I'm giving you something. Then you cut back
- 16:32Speaker 1: on a little bit of something. We all get what
- 16:34Speaker 1: we wanted. And everybody you know what I mean. You
- 16:36Speaker 1: know what I mean. But you're gonna have to keep
- 16:37Speaker 1: giving this loving. Just just take one for the team, boy,
- 16:41Speaker 1: This is the way you see your son. Okay, team
- 16:47Speaker 1: through eighteen No payments heat when you got it good,
- 16:50Speaker 1: but they complained, damn that just got it? So you
- 16:55Speaker 1: you tired of having six? They were just saying that
- 16:59Speaker 1: was just shed got on your nerves. Yeah, you know what,
- 17:05Speaker 1: you you're worse than Monday. Damn y all right. I
- 17:15Speaker 1: know you didn't want to help him, but yeah, all right.
- 17:20Speaker 1: Moving on to Kim in New Orleans. Kim says, my
- 17:23Speaker 1: seventy seven year old grandmother moved in with my mom,
- 17:27Speaker 1: and she's disrupted my mom's life. My mother can't get
- 17:31Speaker 1: any sleep because my grandmother's TV is loud all day
- 17:34Speaker 1: and night and she smokes cigarettes in the bed, So
- 17:38Speaker 1: my mom has to check on her often to make
- 17:40Speaker 1: sure she doesn't burn down the house. My mom is
- 17:43Speaker 1: divorced and trying to date, but my grandma is a handful.
- 17:47Speaker 1: How can I convince my mom to put my grandmother
- 17:50Speaker 1: in a home? In a home? You know, you have
- 17:55Speaker 1: to respect your elders. You have to respect them at
- 17:58Speaker 1: the retirement part of their life. What you really need
- 18:02Speaker 1: to do is stop checking, stop checking back there on
- 18:06Speaker 1: her her. Just let her keep smoking. What about a
- 18:12Speaker 1: nice she shared in the backyard. Put grandma sweet and
- 18:21Speaker 1: let us smoke as much to keep down. Let's go,
- 18:27Speaker 1: let's gonna look like a little five. Yeah. Yeah, that's
- 18:30Speaker 1: what you need to do. You just stop checking. You'll
- 18:33Speaker 1: be all right. Burn around the house. No, she's gonna
- 18:37Speaker 1: burn that what we're gonna put all right. Moving on
- 18:45Speaker 1: to dur Treats and South Philly, who writes, I'm in
- 18:48Speaker 1: my mid forties and I'm dating a man that is
- 18:51Speaker 1: eight years younger. I met him when I was working
- 18:54Speaker 1: in food service at the prison. We started dating, and
- 18:57Speaker 1: he moved in with me after he got out of jail. Hell,
- 19:00Speaker 1: he's in counseling, and uh, he's promised me that he's
- 19:05Speaker 1: done with selling drugs. He's been hinting about getting married.
- 19:09Speaker 1: But I would need my parents blessing. Would it be
- 19:12Speaker 1: wrong for me to ask my men to lie about
- 19:15Speaker 1: his past or to sugarcoat it a little bit? What
- 19:19Speaker 1: you don't want to do is upset this ex con
- 19:22Speaker 1: at all. You've got a lie to you want, you
- 19:35Speaker 1: want to achieve him gingerly. Okay, you know you don't
- 19:39Speaker 1: want you don't want to get him upset at all. Okay,
- 19:42Speaker 1: But I got of course, these guys in jail when
- 19:47Speaker 1: they crossed paths with these ladies. What do they say
- 19:50Speaker 1: that when they get out they just waiting on them?
- 19:52Speaker 1: What do they say some of the coldest games, think
- 19:58Speaker 1: about what they want to say? Well, writing letters every day,
- 20:01Speaker 1: they're calling every day. You know you don't get that
- 20:03Speaker 1: when you're out of jail. I don't like what horse.
- 20:05Speaker 1: I don't know what the prison rapp is. Obviously ain't
- 20:08Speaker 1: got it because I've been left a lot of places
- 20:10Speaker 1: and nobody waited on me worth a damn, So I
- 20:13Speaker 1: don't know. I have no idea. Tell me, what are
- 20:16Speaker 1: they say? Like? You don't like the Paul? He got
- 20:18Speaker 1: to be saying something like, you know, only thing holding
- 20:20Speaker 1: me from you as these balls. This I sit back,
- 20:24Speaker 1: and this toilet I sit on you was on. That's
- 20:27Speaker 1: all I got to be saying. Because I can't see
- 20:29Speaker 1: what they using. I mean, I might be in here,
- 20:31Speaker 1: but my mind is at home with you on that
- 20:34Speaker 1: nice sofa and that TV you got with that refrigerator.
- 20:37Speaker 1: That's fool I don't know what is they saying, no idea,
- 20:43Speaker 1: nothing but balls locked up here, but I like to
- 20:46Speaker 1: be locked up with you. I don't a man. Coming
- 20:50Speaker 1: up next, we got some church complaints with Reverend Adnoid
- 20:53Speaker 1: and dicking depth cham Right after this, you're listening Steve
- 20:59Speaker 1: coming up the top of the hour. Miss Anne is
- 21:01Speaker 1: standing by with today's national news and an entertainment news.
- 21:05Speaker 1: Tennis Champney omi Osaka is donating her prize money from
- 21:10Speaker 1: the Western and Southern Tennis Open to the Hate earthquake
- 21:15Speaker 1: relief efforts. Thank you for that. Congratulations, How generous, and
- 21:20Speaker 1: they really needed to. Plus an entertainment news. We'll talk
- 21:26Speaker 1: about the movie respect how about that. We'll talk about it.
- 21:28Speaker 1: Carlos saw the movie. Jay saw the movie. We'll talk
- 21:31Speaker 1: about it. We saw it, so we got to talk
- 21:33Speaker 1: about it. But right now it is Monday and time
- 21:36Speaker 1: for church complaints with Deacon deaf Jam and Reverend Adnoid.
- 21:47Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Welcome to the j p j J. That
- 21:52Speaker 1: is the jack Pot joined of a Jerusalem che Yeah
- 22:01Speaker 1: say it, I read man now, hallelujah, by my time, hallelujah. Word.
- 22:08Speaker 1: Oh this is a good Have you ever tried musing next?
- 22:19Speaker 1: Have you ever just tried tried muslest mule mulets ex
- 22:24Speaker 1: museles muselects nineteen vacuum cleaner, I try to leave blow.
- 22:31Speaker 1: I've tried every damn thing. Nothing worse, nothing seems to
- 22:35Speaker 1: work nothing. All right, Well, I'll tell you what we're
- 22:40Speaker 1: going to do. I'm going to give the church complaints
- 22:42Speaker 1: and Reverend ad Nord will give you the church announcement.
- 22:46Speaker 1: All right, all right, all minds clear? Oh butright, all right,
- 22:54Speaker 1: we got a big problem here at the church. Sister
- 22:57Speaker 1: Margaret Davis is skin for the church's hill. She has
- 23:02Speaker 1: been sued. She owed twenty two thousand, six hundred and
- 23:08Speaker 1: seventy five dollars to Blockbuster for not returning the VANS
- 23:13Speaker 1: tape that she rented in nineteen eighty five. It was
- 23:18Speaker 1: the color purpose She pays. She is a pays up
- 23:25Speaker 1: of faces two years in jail. What should we as
- 23:29Speaker 1: the congregation the twenty two thousand, six hundred and seventy
- 23:34Speaker 1: five hours for him VHS tape that she rented in
- 23:37Speaker 1: nineteen twined two thousand, six hundred and seventy five hours.
- 23:44Speaker 1: The church has decided, I have spoken to my brother
- 23:47Speaker 1: before left. We will cover up the seventy five dollars
- 23:51Speaker 1: we got that. We will cover twenty two thousand and
- 23:55Speaker 1: six hundred and seventy five. We got a very christian. Ever,
- 24:03Speaker 1: we cover what we can here is the church announcement
- 24:09Speaker 1: those complaints, He's an announced them. The light skin up
- 24:13Speaker 1: in the church members who think they're better than everybody
- 24:16Speaker 1: else will meeting meeting room five. Your guest speaker, the
- 24:21Speaker 1: lights getting up in the church members who think they're
- 24:24Speaker 1: better than everybody else will We didn't meet five. Their
- 24:28Speaker 1: guest speaker will be Smoking Robinson. So if your lights
- 24:31Speaker 1: getting yeah, baby and Howard hearing will be by special
- 24:40Speaker 1: guests special next week. Yeah. But if you up in
- 24:42Speaker 1: it in light skin and you want to be with
- 24:44Speaker 1: more up in the light skin people, meeting room five? Correct?
- 24:50Speaker 1: All right? All right? Let me see here what do
- 24:53Speaker 1: I have out here? Let's see Brother Rafael Evans has
- 24:56Speaker 1: a little song he would like the church to support him.
- 25:00Speaker 1: It's called Tomorrow Isn't Promised custom out Today in the
- 25:08Speaker 1: Name of Jesus. All right, Yeah, ain't got the name
- 25:12Speaker 1: out the song. He's gonna drop his single. It says
- 25:16Speaker 1: tomorrow isn't promised custom out today in the Name of Jesus.
- 25:23Speaker 1: All right, with number one mast but get it here,
- 25:30Speaker 1: get it in here we go. Yes, the black brandparents
- 25:33Speaker 1: with a white grandshad will be glad to move say
- 25:37Speaker 1: that one more time. You didn't. Grandparents with a white
- 25:41Speaker 1: grandschall will be good to know. There's a master class
- 25:45Speaker 1: on how to make a bean cassero that will be
- 25:47Speaker 1: at room. Look at God. I know he's been struggling
- 25:59Speaker 1: with that. We have a master class for you in
- 26:03Speaker 1: meeting rooms seven how to make that weight baby a
- 26:06Speaker 1: bean cast roll. Because he won't. I gotta hear one, man,
- 26:17Speaker 1: this is the important I want to get this out
- 26:18Speaker 1: to everybody. So you know, mister Speedy, the black brandparents
- 26:23Speaker 1: who have a white grand baby, you'll be glad to know.
- 26:27Speaker 1: One we have a master class on how to make
- 26:31Speaker 1: a mean cassel roll for that white baby. Oh my God,
- 26:36Speaker 1: don't say look at God. Look again, make way out
- 26:45Speaker 1: of no way. We got a big pile that took
- 26:54Speaker 1: place at Bible stand it that was an iPhone and
- 26:58Speaker 1: Android broil last week at the Bible study. The subject
- 27:03Speaker 1: was which one takes the best pitches. They destroyed half
- 27:06Speaker 1: the check. We will now be taking up phones before service.
- 27:10Speaker 1: Right now, we were all became. My money was on Android,
- 27:15Speaker 1: my money and they wore them the iPhone people out.
- 27:27Speaker 1: Also also so that you don't get mixed up now,
- 27:31Speaker 1: so that you don't get mixed up. The white grandparents
- 27:36Speaker 1: with a black grand shower will have a class on
- 27:40Speaker 1: how to corn roll your black friend bats hell. Do
- 27:49Speaker 1: not get these classes, Minster, and you're shitting in the
- 27:53Speaker 1: wrong damn class. So then the white grand pants with
- 28:05Speaker 1: a black brand baby, there's a masterclass on corn roll.
- 28:12Speaker 1: Know your roles, now, know your rooms. Make sure you
- 28:17Speaker 1: go to the right room, right right right, yes see,
- 28:23Speaker 1: Well we got a big issue here. Sister Bernita Andrews
- 28:28Speaker 1: is in jail. She I told her son, Malik Andrews
- 28:32Speaker 1: not to take his mask off at school. The teacher
- 28:35Speaker 1: told him to take his mask off and tell her
- 28:37Speaker 1: to fifty states. He text his mom of what happened.
- 28:40Speaker 1: Sister Bernita went down there and beat the teacher down,
- 28:44Speaker 1: and but she put a mask on the teacher. I
- 28:47Speaker 1: bought the behind. I'm sorry, barely setting five thousand dollars.
- 28:54Speaker 1: The women from the back, the women from the back
- 28:58Speaker 1: who looked like mma rest meeting meeting room fast wrong.
- 29:07Speaker 1: That all right? Coming up, we gotta go. Coming up
- 29:14Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, we'll have some entertainment
- 29:16Speaker 1: and national news for you. Right after this. You're listening
- 29:20Speaker 1: to the Stave Harvey Morning Show, All right, guys. In
- 29:25Speaker 1: today's entertainment news, Tennis great Naomi Osaka, who is of
- 29:29Speaker 1: Haitian and Japanese descent, has announced that she will be
- 29:33Speaker 1: donating her prize money the winnings from her Western and
- 29:36Speaker 1: Southern Open to the relief efforts in Haiti to help
- 29:40Speaker 1: the victims from Saturday seven point two magnitude earthquake. Naomi
- 29:46Speaker 1: went on to say, I know our ancestors. Blood is strong.
- 29:50Speaker 1: We'll keep rising. Wow, Steve Harvey Nation. If you want
- 29:55Speaker 1: to help, please go to Action dot public Good dot com,
- 29:59Speaker 1: or you can go to Redcross dot org. Of course
- 30:03Speaker 1: we are praying for Haiti. Wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it
- 30:10Speaker 1: just seems like they can't get a breaking the last
- 30:13Speaker 1: one twenty ten or something twitch and now, yeah, it's
- 30:19Speaker 1: just horrible, it really is. And and those of us
- 30:22Speaker 1: who have been in an earthquake, no, you know what
- 30:25Speaker 1: it's like. Yeah, I really don't know what it's like.
- 30:30Speaker 1: I mean, of course watching it on television, it's just
- 30:32Speaker 1: it's whatever you run that shaking too. And it's the
- 30:39Speaker 1: most scariest thing you ever want. Yeah, it really really is,
- 30:42Speaker 1: because you want to try to get outside, and outside
- 30:45Speaker 1: is shaken so yeah, it's really horrible, man, Yeah, which
- 30:48Speaker 1: one is worse? Which which where do you want to be?
- 30:51Speaker 1: Like like like you scheduled, but you know, tell me,
- 30:55Speaker 1: over the years, they change it. They used to tell
- 30:57Speaker 1: you to get stay inside and get in like in
- 31:00Speaker 1: a doorframe or something in the doorway. Okay, yeah, in
- 31:03Speaker 1: the doorway and inside of that frame. But you know,
- 31:07Speaker 1: get out that building, you right here, get out? Yeah
- 31:10Speaker 1: yeah yeah, and it's changed, you know. Yeah. So so
- 31:13Speaker 1: being in the street is better, I would think so, yeah,
- 31:16Speaker 1: because you don't have to worry about stuff falling down
- 31:19Speaker 1: on you. Yeah, you could collapse, right, just make sure
- 31:23Speaker 1: you're in an open space or something. Yeah, but it's
- 31:27Speaker 1: it's horrific. It's horrible. I feel so so much for Haitia.
- 31:31Speaker 1: I was looking on you know, Instagram and social media
- 31:35Speaker 1: and everybody was putting up praying for Haiti, you know,
- 31:38Speaker 1: um signs and everything. But it's just terrible and you
- 31:42Speaker 1: hard to pray for him. And I'm sure they're going
- 31:44Speaker 1: to need financial relief. Thank god for Naomi Osaka, you know,
- 31:49Speaker 1: and the President Biden, who are coming through. Yeah with me,
- 31:52Speaker 1: thank god we got this president right now? Thank you. Yes, yes, towels. Yeah, yeah,
- 32:02Speaker 1: and it's horrible because Haiti is such a poor country. Anyone, Tommy,
- 32:06Speaker 1: you're talking about us being outside and where can we
- 32:09Speaker 1: go some of those people, how they live, how the
- 32:11Speaker 1: Haitians live, is such a poor country. Any kind of
- 32:15Speaker 1: relief in anything that anything you can do to help.
- 32:18Speaker 1: The medical doctors, everyone get there to try to help
- 32:24Speaker 1: with relief efforts. That's what. Yeah. I was just and
- 32:28Speaker 1: the tropical storm is is out there, so now they
- 32:31Speaker 1: make it rain, which may and mudslides. Yeah, And I
- 32:36Speaker 1: was watching a news report um where it was saying,
- 32:39Speaker 1: you know, they were in a particular area, they weren't
- 32:42Speaker 1: too far from the epicenter of the earthquake, and they
- 32:45Speaker 1: were showing people they were calling them looters, saying that
- 32:48Speaker 1: looters were out. But then they had to, Yeah, they
- 32:51Speaker 1: had to kind of change it because they were saying,
- 32:54Speaker 1: this is such a poor country, like you were saying, Carl,
- 32:57Speaker 1: it and the people have to just if there's some thing,
- 33:00Speaker 1: you know, out there that they could take that didn't
- 33:03Speaker 1: get damaged, maybe they could sell because it is a
- 33:05Speaker 1: poor country, maybe they could get some money for that
- 33:08Speaker 1: or something, you know, to feed their families. It's like,
- 33:11Speaker 1: you know, what a horrible situation to be in. I mean,
- 33:15Speaker 1: just just we gotta help. Again, We're praying and we
- 33:19Speaker 1: have to help. We definitely have to help. All Right,
- 33:22Speaker 1: we're gonna move on to miss Anne. I'm sure she'll
- 33:26Speaker 1: have some more Go ahead, Jay, all right, everybody, it's
- 33:28Speaker 1: time for the news with miss Anne trip. Thank you
- 33:31Speaker 1: very very much. Well, let's start right now with the Taliban.
- 33:34Speaker 1: They say they're in control of the Afghan capital, Kabbal,
- 33:37Speaker 1: and according to them, they arrived to quote maintain law
- 33:40Speaker 1: and order with Kabble. That means the Taliban's got a
- 33:42Speaker 1: control of the whole country again, Afghanistan. The Afghan government collapsed,
- 33:46Speaker 1: his forces fled. President Ashtrof Ghani left the country first.
- 33:50Speaker 1: The Biden administration, meanwhile, continues to evacuate US personnel from
- 33:54Speaker 1: the embassy while setting up a small US mission at
- 33:57Speaker 1: the airport. There are reports this morning that there's some
- 33:59Speaker 1: gun at the airport. The President is sending an additional
- 34:02Speaker 1: one thousand troops to assist the pullout. That'll mean like
- 34:05Speaker 1: six thousand in total. The images of helicopters airlifting Americans
- 34:10Speaker 1: out apparently remind some people of the fall of Saigon
- 34:13Speaker 1: at the end of the Vietnam War. However, Secretary of
- 34:16Speaker 1: State Anthony Blincoln tells CNN that situation has nothing to
- 34:19Speaker 1: do with this one. This is not Saigon. We went
- 34:22Speaker 1: to Afghanistan twenty years ago with one mission, and that
- 34:24Speaker 1: mission was to deal with the folks who attacked us
- 34:26Speaker 1: on nine to eleven. And we have succeeded in that mission.
- 34:29Speaker 1: And Blincoln says that the US has told Taliban leaders
- 34:32Speaker 1: that if they interfere with the withdrawal of American personnel
- 34:35Speaker 1: and Afghans who worked with the US military, that there
- 34:37Speaker 1: will be a swift response. And yes, it does look
- 34:41Speaker 1: like Haiti can't catch or break. The US is sending
- 34:43Speaker 1: help as the death toll from Saturday's seven point two
- 34:46Speaker 1: magnitude earthquake continues to climb. At last report, some thirteen
- 34:51Speaker 1: hundred Haitians have been killed, hundreds more are injured. Prime
- 34:54Speaker 1: Minister Arianri has declared a national state of emergency. As
- 34:58Speaker 1: after shocks continue to shake the earth, Haitian sifting through
- 35:01Speaker 1: the rubble looking for loved ones as well as belongings.
- 35:04Speaker 1: Tremors have been felt as far away as Jamaica and Cuba.
- 35:07Speaker 1: Hospitals setting up extra wards and tents to care for
- 35:10Speaker 1: the injured. In one southern city, a multi story hotel collapsed,
- 35:13Speaker 1: killing its owner, who was a former Haitian senator. Meanwhile,
- 35:17Speaker 1: the tropical storm Grace, which could smack into Hispaniola sometime today.
- 35:21Speaker 1: Puerto Rico's expecting torrential rains. There's another place has really
- 35:24Speaker 1: been hit a lot, and tropical storm Fred headed for
- 35:27Speaker 1: the west side of the Florida Panhandle. And yes, as
- 35:29Speaker 1: you did, hear one of the more famous people of
- 35:32Speaker 1: Haitian descent right now, Tennis phenom Naomi Osaka, says she's
- 35:36Speaker 1: donating any prize money that she wins from the current
- 35:39Speaker 1: to contest she's in. She's in the western and southern
- 35:41Speaker 1: open to relief efforts in her dad's country. Miss Osaka,
- 35:44Speaker 1: whose mother's Japanese father Haitian, says, I know our ancestors
- 35:48Speaker 1: blood is strong and keep rising. Finally, the nation's about
- 35:52Speaker 1: to finally honor the US Armies three hundred and sixty
- 35:55Speaker 1: ninth infantry from World War One, nicknamed Harlem Hell Fighters
- 35:59Speaker 1: as a bill on the President Biden's desk. He's gonna
- 36:01Speaker 1: sign it. Now back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 36:04Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, come on,
- 36:08Speaker 1: Tommy introduced the president and CEO of Team Tommy. I
- 36:12Speaker 1: got it. I got it, ladies and gentlemen, I host
- 36:15Speaker 1: this thing. Okay, I'm about to take This is like
- 36:17Speaker 1: when you come to the carnival and you you want
- 36:19Speaker 1: to go in there and ride this ride. But yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 36:23Speaker 1: that noise right there. Okay, get ready, buckle up and
- 36:26Speaker 1: hold on tight. We're on our way, deep deep into
- 36:28Speaker 1: the mind, deep into the mind of the one and
- 36:30Speaker 1: only Jay Anthony Brown. Ride at your own risk. Yeah,
- 36:35Speaker 1: here we go, Here we go, Here we go. It
- 36:37Speaker 1: goes down to the Saturday Charlotte, North Carolina. Your boy
- 36:41Speaker 1: will be in the building, and remember that Jay Spot
- 36:44Speaker 1: is open for business. Here we go. We're gonna give
- 36:47Speaker 1: you last week's news with music sung by yours truly,
- 36:52Speaker 1: and I'm chilling you. I'm going We're talking about COVID.
- 36:58Speaker 1: Looks like it ain't gonna go nowhere because people won't
- 37:01Speaker 1: wear a mask and they won't go see the doctor R.
- 37:06Speaker 1: S P. E. C. T. I never And yes, right,
- 37:09Speaker 1: you did get respect this weekend when the people went
- 37:11Speaker 1: to see the movie Respect with Miss Jennifer Hudson r
- 37:14Speaker 1: s p ect. But I tell you who didn't get respect,
- 37:18Speaker 1: Lay your head on my pillow. I'm talking about Mike Lindell.
- 37:23Speaker 1: He had a sim hibarium this weekend. That's a meeting
- 37:26Speaker 1: where he was telling everybody Donald Trump would be back
- 37:30Speaker 1: in stride again, but he wasn't. And Teddy Pendergrass said,
- 37:35Speaker 1: at best the whole time, laughting, and you yeah, all right, hey,
- 37:43Speaker 1: kn't bad lady, Miss Ericabadu just clown to the Barack
- 37:49Speaker 1: Obama party this weekend. The rule was no pictures, no pictures,
- 37:52Speaker 1: no pictures. She took pictures any damn way Barack was
- 37:56Speaker 1: gonna called tyrond. I tell you what where the money reside,
- 38:03Speaker 1: Where the money resides, Where the money reside. I can
- 38:06Speaker 1: tell you where it don't reside. It does not reside
- 38:09Speaker 1: at dinner Schroder's house. The homeboard turned. I had million
- 38:14Speaker 1: dollars to get six million dollars. Once again, what a
- 38:19Speaker 1: fool believes. And let's but not leave work work, work,
- 38:29Speaker 1: work work. All you do at work, wife work, work work.
- 38:32Speaker 1: I tell you who won't be working, Homo won't be
- 38:35Speaker 1: working because the song says it all you are about
- 38:38Speaker 1: to lose your job. You are about to lose your job.
- 38:42Speaker 1: Go ahead, and there you have it. Last week's news
- 38:47Speaker 1: with your shooting Jay Anthony Brown. Watch out? Did now
- 38:58Speaker 1: I could say this? I was Jake, That was Jake. Jake.
- 39:08Speaker 1: Well you warned us, Tommy, we went up in that mind.
- 39:14Speaker 1: All right, listen, coming up at thirty four minutes after
- 39:16Speaker 1: the hour, we're gonna talk about it. Mass mandates causing
- 39:19Speaker 1: chaos at school board meetings and at the schools. We'll
- 39:22Speaker 1: talk about it right after this. You're listening to the
- 39:25Speaker 1: String show, All right? What is going on as we
- 39:31Speaker 1: send our children back to school? Those of us who
- 39:34Speaker 1: have children, we are all still in shock by the
- 39:38Speaker 1: video of the anti mass mob harassing people at the
- 39:42Speaker 1: school board in Tennessee. Did you guys see this? Medical
- 39:45Speaker 1: professionals were compared with demons and cowards, and they were
- 39:50Speaker 1: threatened by parents saying we will find you. A twelve
- 39:54Speaker 1: year old Florida student found her voice advocating for mass
- 39:58Speaker 1: for to protect her younger brother, Thank god. According to
- 40:01Speaker 1: Yahoo dot com, parents are showing up to pressure local
- 40:05Speaker 1: officials to require mass in defiance of state laws, while
- 40:09Speaker 1: others use debunked science to argue mass should not be required,
- 40:15Speaker 1: as a delta variant of the coronavirus has run rampant
- 40:18Speaker 1: throughout much of the country. More children, and this is
- 40:21Speaker 1: a sad news, a sad part of it all. More
- 40:24Speaker 1: children are becoming infected and ending up in hospitals. More
- 40:29Speaker 1: than ninety percent of COVID nineteen cases right now are
- 40:32Speaker 1: affecting children, and they're caused by the delta variant. My god,
- 40:38Speaker 1: you know, when is this madness going to stop? Yeah?
- 40:42Speaker 1: Maybe now that it's affecting our children, you know, will
- 40:46Speaker 1: will you stop this? Will? Will you stop? And my
- 40:50Speaker 1: son is wearing a mask at school. My daughter is
- 40:53Speaker 1: wearing a mask as well. So but but but I
- 40:56Speaker 1: think my son's school it is making it optional. It
- 41:00Speaker 1: is making it optional. And I don't think the teachers
- 41:03Speaker 1: are wearing them unless they want to see. So, you know, right,
- 41:09Speaker 1: but we're talking about a ten year old kids. So
- 41:11Speaker 1: I got to worry about are you pulling your mask
- 41:13Speaker 1: off and you're doing this and doing that? Then that's
- 41:15Speaker 1: where the problem where it gets kind of sticking. You'd
- 41:18Speaker 1: be like, Okay, I can't trust this. So now you
- 41:22Speaker 1: don't even care about the kids. You just just you
- 41:24Speaker 1: don't care about the kids because they're politicizing. They're politicizing
- 41:29Speaker 1: all of this. They have from day one politicizing wearing
- 41:32Speaker 1: a mask, and now it's almost worse making it optional
- 41:36Speaker 1: instead of making it mandatory. Because when you get to
- 41:40Speaker 1: an age of teenagers, see, but the young kids, it's
- 41:44Speaker 1: one thing. But when you get with this peer pressure
- 41:47Speaker 1: and it's optional, why are you wearing a mask? Are
- 41:50Speaker 1: you dealing with that right now? No, not necessarily with
- 41:54Speaker 1: my daughter, But I'm just speaking for other parents. I'm saying,
- 41:57Speaker 1: now it becomes an issue for the kid and another
- 42:01Speaker 1: layer of problems got a child has to deal with
- 42:05Speaker 1: at school? Just yes, yes, yeah, exactly, tommy. And last
- 42:14Speaker 1: year that was not the issue. Last year it was
- 42:17Speaker 1: mask up or virtual period. Those were the two options. Now,
- 42:22Speaker 1: these people that are attacking these school board members and
- 42:25Speaker 1: causing chaos at these school board meetings. You wanted school.
- 42:29Speaker 1: See last year you had a fit, you couldn't take it. Homeschooling, homeschooling.
- 42:33Speaker 1: Now you got the home, Now you got school. Now
- 42:36Speaker 1: they're telling you to wear a mask and to protect
- 42:38Speaker 1: the kids, And now that ain't enough. I don't I
- 42:40Speaker 1: just don't understand people. I still say, you know that
- 42:43Speaker 1: everybody's you know, trying to hold out for next year's
- 42:47Speaker 1: election and then for election twenty twenty four because they
- 42:50Speaker 1: think that Trump is coming back like Superman, you know,
- 42:54Speaker 1: to get rid of all this stuff. Don't forget again,
- 42:56Speaker 1: Trump had COVID, Trump got vaccinated it. Well, if you're
- 43:00Speaker 1: going to follow them a shot, because he's a boy
- 43:07Speaker 1: who politicize this in the first place, and but he
- 43:10Speaker 1: took the necessary precautions so he could rid himself of COVID.
- 43:15Speaker 1: You know, I still think, you know, that's what this
- 43:17Speaker 1: boils down to the mid term elections next year and
- 43:21Speaker 1: the presidential elections in twenty twenty four. They're trying to
- 43:25Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, you know, to that base so
- 43:29Speaker 1: they can win these House seats and these Senate seats
- 43:33Speaker 1: and ultimately let the cost of our children. Yeah, that's
- 43:37Speaker 1: what I'm saying. They don't care about the kids. They
- 43:39Speaker 1: care about their political agenda. That's what they care about
- 43:44Speaker 1: more than Yeah. Yeah, you have to you know, and
- 43:49Speaker 1: all of us know someone who works in a hospital.
- 43:51Speaker 1: We've talked to doctors and nurses. They'll tell you how
- 43:55Speaker 1: quickly it's filling up. The hospital beds are filling up
- 43:58Speaker 1: with children. They'll tell you, yeah, you know, and it's
- 44:02Speaker 1: a sad shame, especially for those children. So we have
- 44:07Speaker 1: to keep praying and you know, doing what we can do.
- 44:11Speaker 1: It's just awful. And the educators yeah, check them, yeah,
- 44:15Speaker 1: and them too. All right, Coming up next, it is
- 44:18Speaker 1: a nephew with a prank phone call. Right after this,
- 44:21Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up
- 44:25Speaker 1: at the top of the hour. Right about four minutes after,
- 44:28Speaker 1: it's my strawberry letter for today, the subject my disloyal
- 44:31Speaker 1: wife and my family everybody. All right, we'll get into
- 44:37Speaker 1: that in just a little bit, but right now, the
- 44:39Speaker 1: nephews in the building with today's prank phone call. What
- 44:43Speaker 1: you got for us? Neph house party and Glindas house party, Glindas,
- 44:50Speaker 1: let's go Hello. Hello, Hey man, y'all need me to
- 44:55Speaker 1: brace some ice over there? Yeah, man, we can. We
- 44:58Speaker 1: can use some ice over here. Tho we always say, hey,
- 45:00Speaker 1: this Lawrence man. I was trying to see, uh, if
- 45:03Speaker 1: y'all need somebody what kind of bear I should I bring?
- 45:05Speaker 1: But y'all want some beer? Man? Everybody over here pretty
- 45:08Speaker 1: much too, Bud Wiser man, who'd you said? This once again.
- 45:11Speaker 1: This Lawrence, This Lawrence Man. I ran into your wife
- 45:13Speaker 1: at the supermarket and she was telling me, y'all was
- 45:16Speaker 1: you know, getting together? And she told me to, you know,
- 45:18Speaker 1: come on through the body asks for time. So I
- 45:20Speaker 1: didn't want to just come through that without nothings. You
- 45:22Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. I want to, you know, come
- 45:23Speaker 1: through empty hand and looking disrespectful. Man. Yeah, yeah, I'm
- 45:26Speaker 1: feel it. Man. We just we pretty much over here
- 45:27Speaker 1: just kicking and watching the game. Man. You can you
- 45:29Speaker 1: know some beer some ice that that'd be good, right? Okay, okay, okay,
- 45:33Speaker 1: cool man, we'll listen. Um. I mean, I mean people
- 45:36Speaker 1: are gonna I want to make sure I'll bring enough stuff. Yeah,
- 45:38Speaker 1: but who who'd you? I can? I can here? Man?
- 45:40Speaker 1: Who'd you say? This was? Again? Though? My name is
- 45:42Speaker 1: Lawrence Man, my name is Lawn. I went to uh
- 45:44Speaker 1: I went to school with Glenda. Okay, you want to
- 45:46Speaker 1: see it was the school Glenda okay, Lawrence, huh yeah
- 45:49Speaker 1: yeah we went. We went to school together, so you
- 45:51Speaker 1: know we we I ain't seen her like man, I
- 45:53Speaker 1: swear I've been like fifteen twenty years, you know what
- 45:55Speaker 1: I mean? Ironically, you know, I just got back to town,
- 45:58Speaker 1: you know, two weeks ago into you know, running to
- 46:00Speaker 1: a classmate. I was like, wow, but but you know,
- 46:03Speaker 1: she invited me out. Man. I ain't been nonwhere since
- 46:06Speaker 1: I got here, so you know, it's cool just to
- 46:08Speaker 1: get out a little bit. So you know, you say,
- 46:10Speaker 1: bubb wise and I bring some ice, man, So yeah,
- 46:12Speaker 1: we could, we could. I'm just gonna bring a couple
- 46:14Speaker 1: of cases. That's cool. Yeah, man, that's that's cool. But
- 46:16Speaker 1: you you say, Glenda, what y'all? Y'all y'all went to
- 46:18Speaker 1: high school the college and what you what you meet
- 46:21Speaker 1: her at? No? No, no no, Me and me and Goodna
- 46:23Speaker 1: went to high school together. Dog. Oh, y'all went to
- 46:25Speaker 1: high school together. Yeah that's back in the day. You
- 46:27Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. Okay, and you say what you say?
- 46:30Speaker 1: You said your name Lawrence, Yeah, Lawrence Larenze. Yeah, we
- 46:32Speaker 1: went to high school together. Man. That was you know, man,
- 46:35Speaker 1: Glenna still look good that I want. Y'all been married
- 46:39Speaker 1: and we've been married for about sixteen years. Man. Wow? Wow, wow? Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, man,
- 46:46Speaker 1: you did good man. I hate I messed it up,
- 46:48Speaker 1: you know what I mean? But you know it's it's
- 46:50Speaker 1: neither here nor that, man. But it's just ironic that
- 46:52Speaker 1: I ran into him. Man, So I just appreciated the invite.
- 46:55Speaker 1: I saw, I saw Glenda. Man, Yo, your girl looking good. Man.
- 46:58Speaker 1: I ain't seen it in a long time, you know
- 46:59Speaker 1: what I'm saying? Yeah, Yo, Man, let's back up a minute. Man,
- 47:02Speaker 1: what do you mean you you hate? You mess that up?
- 47:05Speaker 1: What you mean by that? But no, that's no okay, okay,
- 47:08Speaker 1: my bad dog. I'm thinking you familiar with my name? No?
- 47:11Speaker 1: Um see, Glenda was Glenda was my high school sweetheart.
- 47:16Speaker 1: You know. We dated from from ninth grade to the
- 47:18Speaker 1: twelfth grade. Man, we went to prom together. All right, right,
- 47:20Speaker 1: look all right, man, I see, um you know what man,
- 47:24Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm let me see. I don't know. I
- 47:28Speaker 1: don't know what Glinda where. She meant by by telling
- 47:31Speaker 1: you you could come through the crib, bro, but you
- 47:33Speaker 1: you can't come through my house, dog. I mean I didn't.
- 47:36Speaker 1: I didn't have mine back in the day, and she
- 47:38Speaker 1: might have had hers, bro, But you you can't come
- 47:40Speaker 1: over my house, dude, Okay, ok hold hold hold holda
- 47:43Speaker 1: holda man. Nah. Glinda then invited me and I'm coming.
- 47:47Speaker 1: I don't I don't know what the hostility is. But man,
- 47:49Speaker 1: but I'm I'm coming to the house. You ain't. You
- 47:52Speaker 1: ain't coming to my house? Dog, Hey, dog, listen to me. Man,
- 47:55Speaker 1: I'm not from the city. Didn't go back and forth
- 47:57Speaker 1: with you. I would have ran into Glenna in the stow.
- 47:59Speaker 1: Glenda said, she, you know, it was good to see me,
- 48:01Speaker 1: you know, come through tonight. I say, cool, you know,
- 48:04Speaker 1: and she gave me the number, asking you what else
- 48:07Speaker 1: I should you know? What else I should get? You know?
- 48:10Speaker 1: So I'm calling you saying, hey, man, you want some
- 48:12Speaker 1: ice and some beer. I'm gonna roll through. Man, it's
- 48:14Speaker 1: just a party. Dog. You insecure? What's what's up? Ain't insecure?
- 48:19Speaker 1: Listen listen to me. Dog. I'm I'm gonna go and
- 48:21Speaker 1: get Glenda all right, and this because right here don't
- 48:25Speaker 1: make sense to me. Dog, What you mean Glenda invited
- 48:27Speaker 1: you to the house, and I'm telling you right now
- 48:28Speaker 1: you ain't coming to my house. Bro. If you come
- 48:31Speaker 1: to my house, She's gonna get up home. So what
- 48:34Speaker 1: you what you threatening me? Now? Dog? That's what who
- 48:38Speaker 1: wish you? Dog? I'm first, That's who I am. Dog.
- 48:42Speaker 1: I would remember to do the first I'm our first
- 48:44Speaker 1: I'm the one she really remember? Do you mean you
- 48:46Speaker 1: don't want you? Really remember? I'm our first? Dog? She? Man?
- 48:50Speaker 1: I look, man, I like I said, you bring your
- 48:53Speaker 1: pump over to my house and it's gonna be about
- 48:56Speaker 1: twenty way nothing all right? All my boys over here,
- 48:59Speaker 1: we've kicking it. If you bring you over here, you
- 49:01Speaker 1: gonna leave. I'll promise you that. I'll tell you what. Man,
- 49:04Speaker 1: I'll be over there because Glenda the one invited me,
- 49:06Speaker 1: and I'm showing up. And if you start tripping with me,
- 49:09Speaker 1: guess what, dog, it's only in Poperly. One thing I
- 49:12Speaker 1: ain't forgot is my first love, and my first love
- 49:15Speaker 1: then invited me to the house. Man, I can't. I
- 49:17Speaker 1: can't even deal with it right here, bro, I'm gonna
- 49:19Speaker 1: tell you know you you obviously you don't spoke to Glenda.
- 49:22Speaker 1: You know what I live, right, you show you up.
- 49:24Speaker 1: I want you to come on. I want you to
- 49:26Speaker 1: come on over, and you show up like I said,
- 49:28Speaker 1: you show up and ain't going home. I promise you that, brother.
- 49:32Speaker 1: Is this whatever? Then? Man? It's whatever? Right? Let's hey
- 49:35Speaker 1: bright look look man, me and my boys over here,
- 49:38Speaker 1: we just waiting on we're just waiting on that. All
- 49:39Speaker 1: you gotta do is make the move right all you
- 49:42Speaker 1: want to make. I'll tell you what, man, I'm just
- 49:44Speaker 1: let me call Glenda. See I need to call Glenda
- 49:46Speaker 1: because see see see Glenn. Let me get Glenda. Who
- 49:50Speaker 1: you dog you? I'm gonna tell you one moti. I
- 49:53Speaker 1: am Glenda's first. I don't get and it sound like
- 49:56Speaker 1: I might be her last her. Everything must be out
- 49:59Speaker 1: his mine seelow. Listen, I got this pot on the phone.
- 50:02Speaker 1: But Rick, yo, yo dog, he let me ask you this,
- 50:05Speaker 1: hill man. You don't even know what Glenna spotted? Do
- 50:08Speaker 1: you do? You? What the I know where her spotted?
- 50:11Speaker 1: What the aren't you? Dog? What do I think? This is? Bro? Hey? Man, hey,
- 50:16Speaker 1: you bring up here. I don't want you to show
- 50:19Speaker 1: up at mine. You call me with this stupid bro
- 50:22Speaker 1: you're talking about my girl, my girl. Spot you come,
- 50:25Speaker 1: but I want to see you at the crib right now,
- 50:27Speaker 1: bron get your see your whip right now. You drive
- 50:30Speaker 1: down the money and I'm gonna you up. Bro. You
- 50:33Speaker 1: ain't gonna do nothing to me what I said. You
- 50:36Speaker 1: ain't gonna do no, do nothing to say you run.
- 50:38Speaker 1: I ain't gonna do nothing to you. I'm trump you
- 50:40Speaker 1: bring ta heere bro. I'm telling you not going home, dog,
- 50:43Speaker 1: You're not going home. Whatever. I got one more thing
- 50:45Speaker 1: I want to say to you, Is you listen? My girl?
- 50:48Speaker 1: What I got One more thing I want to say
- 50:51Speaker 1: to you? Though? Is you listening to me? I'm not
- 50:53Speaker 1: listening to you? Ain't? Man? Is you listening? Is you listening?
- 50:56Speaker 1: Because ever deny you ain't? Are you listing to me?
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- 52:11Speaker 1: knew what you got the call and you already like
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- 52:19Speaker 1: of a conversation. You just hey, man, what y'all need?
- 52:21Speaker 1: Y'all need somebody's over there. So you got it right,
- 52:27Speaker 1: then you're the King of pranks. That's not the King.
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- 53:31Speaker 1: that crazy brank coming up next, My Strawberry letters subject
- 53:36Speaker 1: my disloyal wife and my family will get into it
- 53:39Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 53:44Speaker 1: Time now for today's Strawberry Letter, and listen. If you
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- 53:52Speaker 1: please submit your Strawberry letter to Steve HARVEYFM dot com
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- 54:09Speaker 1: buck them up and hold on tight. We got it boy.
- 54:12Speaker 1: You here it is the Strawberry LETTA all right subject
- 54:16Speaker 1: my disloyal wife and my family. Dear Stephen Shirley, my
- 54:21Speaker 1: forty six year old wife and my thirty nine year
- 54:24Speaker 1: old sister are up to something. My sister recently got
- 54:28Speaker 1: a divorce, so my wife spent a lot of time
- 54:30Speaker 1: comforting her, and in the process of doing that, they
- 54:34Speaker 1: went on a vacation to Miami. When they got back,
- 54:37Speaker 1: my sister was distant and wouldn't come around. She said
- 54:41Speaker 1: she met a great guy and was laying low and
- 54:44Speaker 1: keeping her business private. My wife continued to go visit her,
- 54:48Speaker 1: and she even started taking her food whenever she cooked.
- 54:52Speaker 1: I knew my wife and sister had a great relationship,
- 54:54Speaker 1: but red flags popped up when my wife spent a
- 54:57Speaker 1: whole weekend at my sister's house. I went by to
- 55:00Speaker 1: see what was going on, and I was not ready
- 55:03Speaker 1: for what I saw. A man answered the door and
- 55:07Speaker 1: asked who I was, and I asked him where my
- 55:10Speaker 1: wife was. He said, my wife was in the back,
- 55:13Speaker 1: lying down. He said he didn't know she was married.
- 55:16Speaker 1: And I went to my sister's bedroom first and found
- 55:19Speaker 1: her lying in bed all bandaged up. She told me
- 55:22Speaker 1: she had a Brazilian butt lift and she didn't want
- 55:25Speaker 1: me to judge her. I was floored, but I needed
- 55:28Speaker 1: to go find my wife. I went to the guest
- 55:31Speaker 1: room and my wife was passed out drunk. When I
- 55:35Speaker 1: woke her, I could smell the alcohol and she got defensive,
- 55:39Speaker 1: saying I'm lame and boring, so she'd rather be over
- 55:42Speaker 1: at my sister's house. I'm trying to figure all of
- 55:44Speaker 1: this out. My sister got divorced, got a new booty.
- 55:48Speaker 1: As my wife drunk in the middle of the day
- 55:50Speaker 1: and there are two men in the house. I asked
- 55:53Speaker 1: my wife to get her things and come with me,
- 55:56Speaker 1: and she refused to leave. I told her she could
- 55:59Speaker 1: stay there for all I care and left left. I
- 56:02Speaker 1: call my best friend and he said, to let to
- 56:06Speaker 1: let a garden tool be a garden tool. Okay, what
- 56:10Speaker 1: did he mean by that? What did he mean by that?
- 56:15Speaker 1: Is my wife messing with my sister? What's going on here?
- 56:19Speaker 1: Please help? Okay, First, let me ask you a couple
- 56:23Speaker 1: of questions. I got to ask you a couple of things.
- 56:25Speaker 1: Did you see this coming? Because you don't seem to
- 56:29Speaker 1: be that upset about this. You said she could stay
- 56:32Speaker 1: there for all you care, and then you left. You
- 56:35Speaker 1: don't seem to be upset. There were two men in
- 56:37Speaker 1: the house. And then seems to me you're asking the
- 56:39Speaker 1: wrong questions. I don't know, and and it's interesting that
- 56:44Speaker 1: you're asking us about your wife, who we've never met.
- 56:48Speaker 1: But you guys have been married for some time, and
- 56:50Speaker 1: based on what you put in this letter, your wife
- 56:53Speaker 1: could be with anyone or everyone in that house. Although
- 56:59Speaker 1: your sister is in copa acitate it right now because
- 57:01Speaker 1: of her new button everything, I do believe wife could
- 57:05Speaker 1: be entertaining one of the guys, though, because it looks
- 57:08Speaker 1: like a double date or something. Two guys, two women.
- 57:12Speaker 1: It also sounds like what your wife said about you
- 57:15Speaker 1: being layman boring is true, and you know it just
- 57:20Speaker 1: gives her a reason, you know, to to not give
- 57:25Speaker 1: a darn no longer about this marriage. She wants out.
- 57:28Speaker 1: It seems she wants out. And that's what your friend
- 57:31Speaker 1: meant when he said a garden tool. Let a garden
- 57:33Speaker 1: tool be a garden tool. She's doing her and in
- 57:36Speaker 1: my opinion, she's not coming back. So guess what, husband,
- 57:40Speaker 1: you should do? You let her go. This is too
- 57:44Speaker 1: much Jay's craziness. Dude, dude, dude, let me talk to
- 57:49Speaker 1: you man. People people want to have fun. They want
- 57:53Speaker 1: to have they want to have a good time if
- 57:56Speaker 1: they butt waxed and get drunk. You can't do this
- 58:00Speaker 1: at your house. You don't want to matter to drink
- 58:02Speaker 1: at your damn house. You don't want to what waxing
- 58:05Speaker 1: at your damn house. She got to go way out
- 58:07Speaker 1: of town to get her ass waxed because you is boring.
- 58:13Speaker 1: Wax she gotta fixed. She got a lift six. I mean,
- 58:18Speaker 1: she got to go because you're boring. You want to
- 58:22Speaker 1: see boring, get up put on a tie and the
- 58:25Speaker 1: shirt and go knock in the mirror. It's you. You're boring, dude,
- 58:30Speaker 1: there's no fun. She wanted a butt lifted and smooth.
- 58:34Speaker 1: You can't do that at your house because you gotta rule. No,
- 58:38Speaker 1: nobody can get the butt fix in this house. So
- 58:41Speaker 1: what she gotta go someplace else to get her butt fixed.
- 58:45Speaker 1: She's up in the eighth butt sagging. She probably can't.
- 58:48Speaker 1: Can't get him a butt. No nobody can get your
- 58:51Speaker 1: butt fixed in here. I forbid it. You forbid it. Yes,
- 58:56Speaker 1: there'll be no butt fixing in here. So she she
- 59:01Speaker 1: left to get drunk and lay out and have my
- 59:05Speaker 1: ass lifted in the air. You are boring boy. It
- 59:15Speaker 1: was the sister that got the new booty jack. Yeah,
- 59:19Speaker 1: but she wanted to be a part of it, trying
- 59:22Speaker 1: to see it spirit. Who knows, maybe she wanted for herself.
- 59:27Speaker 1: Can't come to you, can't come to you. And you
- 59:33Speaker 1: are all right, thank you? When you got junior. I
- 59:39Speaker 1: don't even know why we even talking to stupid people.
- 59:43Speaker 1: I know this dude, like the sharpest crawn in the box.
- 59:46Speaker 1: Got you. You see your sister in the bed banges up, dude,
- 59:52Speaker 1: Come to the door, your wife passed out, and the
- 59:56Speaker 1: question you come out with is my wife messing with
- 59:59Speaker 1: my sister? Rid is a questions yo, Craze asked come
- 1:00:03Speaker 1: out with death. So so let me let me just
- 1:00:07Speaker 1: start with some questions I have for you. Okay, okay?
- 1:00:10Speaker 1: Did anybody have any nursing scrubs own? Okay? No, okay,
- 1:00:15Speaker 1: the one I eight can't take us? Didn't did anybody
- 1:00:18Speaker 1: to have about a lab jack? No? Okay, hold on,
- 1:00:23Speaker 1: hold on thought okay, I know you have some more questions.
- 1:00:26Speaker 1: We'll get to your nephew as well, coming up with
- 1:00:28Speaker 1: twenty three minutes after the hour, we'll have part two
- 1:00:30Speaker 1: of the Strawberry Letters, subject My Disloyal Wife and My Family.
- 1:00:34Speaker 1: Will get back into it right after this. You're listening
- 1:00:37Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, we're
- 1:00:41Speaker 1: gonna recap today's Strawberry letter. The subject my Disloyal wife
- 1:00:45Speaker 1: and My family. Uh. A forty six year old woman
- 1:00:50Speaker 1: is married to a thirty and her thirty nine year
- 1:00:53Speaker 1: old sister. The letter writer says, are up to something. Um.
- 1:00:58Speaker 1: The forty six year old is married to the man
- 1:01:00Speaker 1: who wrote the letter. The man says, my sister recently
- 1:01:03Speaker 1: got a divorce, so his wife spends a lot of
- 1:01:05Speaker 1: time over there comforting her, and in the process of
- 1:01:08Speaker 1: doing that, they took a vacation to Miami. The sister
- 1:01:12Speaker 1: got a butt lift. The wife is constantly going over
- 1:01:16Speaker 1: to the sister's house to bring her food, and she
- 1:01:19Speaker 1: spent an entire weekend over there one time, and at
- 1:01:22Speaker 1: that time the husband went back over there to see
- 1:01:24Speaker 1: what was going on. A man answered the door, and
- 1:01:26Speaker 1: he said, where's his wife? And the man said, m
- 1:01:29Speaker 1: I didn't know she was married. So then he went
- 1:01:31Speaker 1: and found his wife, and his wife was passed out
- 1:01:34Speaker 1: drunk on the floor. He went to see his sister.
- 1:01:36Speaker 1: She was in her room bedroom all bandaged up because
- 1:01:40Speaker 1: she had had a Brazilian butt lift and wax. According
- 1:01:43Speaker 1: to Jay, his wife smelled like alcohol. She wanted his
- 1:01:49Speaker 1: wife to come home. His wife said, no, husband, you're
- 1:01:52Speaker 1: layman boring, so she'd rather stay at the sister's house.
- 1:01:56Speaker 1: So the husband is trying to figure all this out.
- 1:01:58Speaker 1: His sister got of words, got a new booty. His
- 1:02:01Speaker 1: wife is drunk and their two men at the house,
- 1:02:04Speaker 1: and he wanted his wife to come home. She said no.
- 1:02:07Speaker 1: She refused to leave so he said stay there for
- 1:02:10Speaker 1: all I care and left. He called his best friend.
- 1:02:13Speaker 1: His best friend had some choice words, and he wants
- 1:02:16Speaker 1: to know. The husband wants to know after seeing all
- 1:02:19Speaker 1: of this, is his wife messing with his sister? And
- 1:02:22Speaker 1: what exactly is going on here? And uh, I said Junior,
- 1:02:27Speaker 1: and I agree with this. He's asking all the wrong questions. Uh.
- 1:02:31Speaker 1: He doesn't seem to understand anything that's going on. Uh
- 1:02:36Speaker 1: and uh Jay said that, Uh, you know, they just
- 1:02:38Speaker 1: want to have some fun. So Junior, you said you
- 1:02:41Speaker 1: had some questions for the husband. So so yeah, he
- 1:02:43Speaker 1: was purchase because I'm tired of stupid people just calling
- 1:02:46Speaker 1: in here writing in his just was saying, so what
- 1:02:49Speaker 1: what was he messing with my sister? The dude opened
- 1:02:51Speaker 1: the dope. What what prescription is your glasses? Yeah? Because
- 1:02:56Speaker 1: you are Yeah, that's another. What prescription are you using
- 1:02:59Speaker 1: on your last because you clearly can't see? Okay, let
- 1:03:02Speaker 1: me ask you nothing. What did the two dudes have on?
- 1:03:05Speaker 1: Was they shirtless? Because because they shirtless? Okay? Was this
- 1:03:10Speaker 1: why you don't see the sweat on his chest? Everybody,
- 1:03:14Speaker 1: you only answering the wrong question. Here's nothing question because
- 1:03:17Speaker 1: you gotta be supposed to the story. I just want
- 1:03:19Speaker 1: to whether the detectives at hum because they ain't you
- 1:03:21Speaker 1: even putting no detectives in here, because you should have
- 1:03:23Speaker 1: been tearing up something, I hope what you should have
- 1:03:25Speaker 1: been doing. Where the two detectives. Where is the forensic
- 1:03:29Speaker 1: team because we gotta find an arm, a leg or ill,
- 1:03:32Speaker 1: a finger or something matter? Yellow crime tape? At this
- 1:03:36Speaker 1: is too much stuff missing? Where the case number? The
- 1:03:41Speaker 1: case stuff? Where is the court date? Because you just
- 1:03:45Speaker 1: come out and asking us you got time to write
- 1:03:47Speaker 1: us while your wife laid over with two dude and
- 1:03:49Speaker 1: your sister. Well, all the healthy people doing something. I
- 1:03:52Speaker 1: get that right now. Everybody who ain't bandage up is
- 1:03:55Speaker 1: doing something. That's what I do know. All right, Junior,
- 1:04:02Speaker 1: thank you? All right? Come on, nephew, Uh, today's subject
- 1:04:06Speaker 1: my disloyal wife and my family. You stupid. Let's jump
- 1:04:13Speaker 1: it out. I gotta say it. Call ain't gonna let
- 1:04:15Speaker 1: me say it, but Willie D said the best from
- 1:04:17Speaker 1: the ghetto bars let her be off. I'm sorry, Oh God,
- 1:04:23Speaker 1: That's why I didn't say it. You gotta let it happen.
- 1:04:26Speaker 1: You know, I'm the stupidest person I've ever seen in
- 1:04:28Speaker 1: my life. You really are? You really are? Your wife
- 1:04:32Speaker 1: is doing everybody in that house, including your buster. Okay,
- 1:04:38Speaker 1: she's doing your sister, she doing the two guys, she
- 1:04:41Speaker 1: did whatever they did in my emmy. She's doing everybody.
- 1:04:44Speaker 1: And guess what, your wife gonna get a new booty too.
- 1:04:47Speaker 1: I promise you it happens one person get a new booty,
- 1:04:50Speaker 1: not a person get a new booty. Your wife gonna
- 1:04:51Speaker 1: get a new booty too. All right, So here's the
- 1:04:54Speaker 1: big deal. Why are you this stupid? Why are you
- 1:04:58Speaker 1: writing us asking these ignorant re questions? Where are the
- 1:05:01Speaker 1: divorce papers? Why are you sing by the fact? Let
- 1:05:04Speaker 1: me tell you how bad you You know your wife
- 1:05:06Speaker 1: don't want you when she says get away from me,
- 1:05:08Speaker 1: when you talk about I'm gonna go, and she's saying
- 1:05:11Speaker 1: she wants you to go because you lame. You lame,
- 1:05:14Speaker 1: and your boring when your wife say when your spouse
- 1:05:18Speaker 1: tells you that they don't want you no more? Okay,
- 1:05:21Speaker 1: and you got the nerve to write us, what should
- 1:05:23Speaker 1: I get out of this? You're stupid. It's really plain.
- 1:05:27Speaker 1: It's it's written right there you and you're stupid, and
- 1:05:29Speaker 1: you don't get it. Your wife has done both of them,
- 1:05:32Speaker 1: Me and your sister. Everybody and your sister. Yes, yes,
- 1:05:38Speaker 1: that's your wife's new booty right there. Okay, I'm sorry.
- 1:05:44Speaker 1: I had a serious time that we've all agreed. Ye,
- 1:05:51Speaker 1: you just want that's all all we can. We can,
- 1:05:56Speaker 1: we could do it. Who did the style? And I'm
- 1:05:58Speaker 1: my house, You're no, wh I'm my house rock? Three
- 1:06:01Speaker 1: different freaks out there, average shop. You know, woman, how
- 1:06:05Speaker 1: do you know to say it? On what? I hit it,
- 1:06:13Speaker 1: hit it whatever? I don't know. I just I'm just
- 1:06:18Speaker 1: just so shocked at his his non behavior. His heat
- 1:06:23Speaker 1: is too calm because when you walk into doing you
- 1:06:27Speaker 1: see all this and you say to yourself, what's going on?
- 1:06:30Speaker 1: Right there is drunk. A man just told you he
- 1:06:35Speaker 1: didn't even know she was married. A man has told
- 1:06:39Speaker 1: you that, I don't know how you don't have whole tendencies?
- 1:06:43Speaker 1: All right? Listen post your comments on Today's Strawberry Letter
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- 1:06:53Speaker 1: in forty six minutes after the hour. You know what
- 1:06:55Speaker 1: it is Sports Talk with Junior Right after this you're
- 1:07:00Speaker 1: listening show all right, come on, junior in it's time
- 1:07:05Speaker 1: now for sports talk. What you got, what you got?
- 1:07:08Speaker 1: What you got? All right, Shirley, Before I get to
- 1:07:10Speaker 1: sports talk, everybody at Birmingham. I'm coming to the Star
- 1:07:13Speaker 1: Dog Labor Day weekend September third, fourth, and fifth, five
- 1:07:17Speaker 1: shows to Friday, too Sad and one Sunday. I'm coming
- 1:07:20Speaker 1: out of my first show coming out since COVID. I'm
- 1:07:22Speaker 1: back out here in these streets. Man, get you take
- 1:07:24Speaker 1: outs out on dot com. I'm back out t street.
- 1:07:26Speaker 1: We out you. We're just out here. That's a man.
- 1:07:30Speaker 1: Well in sports talk this weekend, big big week. It's
- 1:07:33Speaker 1: back y'all football. It's back Week one of the preseason.
- 1:07:37Speaker 1: It's gonna be different this year. There's only three preseason
- 1:07:39Speaker 1: games instead of four because they added another game in
- 1:07:42Speaker 1: the regular season, so now they have seventeen weeks in
- 1:07:45Speaker 1: the regular season and only three preseason games in the
- 1:07:49Speaker 1: in the preseason. So but Week one it was nice.
- 1:07:52Speaker 1: Let me tell you if you run out some scores.
- 1:07:53Speaker 1: If you're a coach, Finger did good twenty one to
- 1:07:55Speaker 1: eighteen over the Path this Patriots over the Washington football
- 1:07:59Speaker 1: team twenty to the thirteen. Stealers beat the Eagles twenty
- 1:08:03Speaker 1: four to sixteen. The Tennessee Titans over the Falcons twenty
- 1:08:07Speaker 1: three to three. It wasn't even close. The Bills beat
- 1:08:10Speaker 1: the Lions sixteen to fifteen, and once again, Jay, I
- 1:08:14Speaker 1: know you'll be happy because the Dallas Cowboys fell to
- 1:08:16Speaker 1: the Arizona Cardinals nineteen to sixteen. I know you ain't
- 1:08:20Speaker 1: known that, Jay, hey Man, joint of my heart. Well,
- 1:08:30Speaker 1: you know, also, man, Justin Fields, you know he was
- 1:08:32Speaker 1: in the highest state. He was drafted by the Chicago Bears.
- 1:08:35Speaker 1: Had an awesome game, man, Congratulations Justin Fields bringing the
- 1:08:38Speaker 1: Bears back to beat the Dolphins twenty to thirteen. Had
- 1:08:41Speaker 1: one rushing touchdown in one passing touchdown. Justin Field, you
- 1:08:45Speaker 1: might mess around and beat the start of Week one. Man,
- 1:08:46Speaker 1: we don't know how this is gonna go one. You
- 1:08:48Speaker 1: keep playing like that Denver Broncos, Oh my gosh, they
- 1:08:51Speaker 1: blew out the Minnesota Bikings thirty three to six. Bikings.
- 1:08:55Speaker 1: You probably need to start re evaluating this thing. Now.
- 1:08:57Speaker 1: Cleveland Browns beat the jaz A Wars twenty three to thirteen.
- 1:09:01Speaker 1: Then you go walk with Steven No, he happy wherever
- 1:09:03Speaker 1: he had. All Right, we have the Ravens over the Saints, Carling,
- 1:09:07Speaker 1: what's going on with the Saint seventeen to fourteen? Is
- 1:09:10Speaker 1: Jamie Winson's gonna start a taysoon Hill? What to say? Well,
- 1:09:13Speaker 1: I'm gonna saying if he was sitting on the couch
- 1:09:15Speaker 1: watching the game, eating ice cream and yet right there,
- 1:09:21Speaker 1: that's stuff right, yeah, yeah, yeah, Oh, football preseason is back. Yeah,
- 1:09:27Speaker 1: turned around and looked at me, put the bowl and
- 1:09:30Speaker 1: went to the refrigerator. So a lone, are they changing
- 1:09:36Speaker 1: the boat every down? The playing the same ball? Oh no,
- 1:09:40Speaker 1: Jay always changed the ball out, Jay Cod always Saint
- 1:09:44Speaker 1: out the NFL. But Folk covid and I want to
- 1:09:47Speaker 1: get yeah, it always there. But I do want to
- 1:09:49Speaker 1: say just absolute properly means nothing. Did Houston Texas did
- 1:09:52Speaker 1: beat the Packers twenty six to seven? Got what? I
- 1:09:55Speaker 1: don't even know what that means. I'm the only when
- 1:09:58Speaker 1: we get take it, even if it is the game,
- 1:10:03Speaker 1: it's just gonna have football back. Man, Football is back,
- 1:10:06Speaker 1: all right, junior, thank you. Coming up at the top
- 1:10:09Speaker 1: of the hour, we'll play a little comedy roulette. Right
- 1:10:11Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 1:10:17Speaker 1: All right, guys, here we go. It is time once
- 1:10:20Speaker 1: again for comedy. Roulette and Jay please set it up.
- 1:10:23Speaker 1: It is very simple. You take three sepjects. You put
- 1:10:26Speaker 1: those sepjects on a wheel, spun the wheel around, which
- 1:10:31Speaker 1: stop because with comedians we make it fun. Watch this,
- 1:10:35Speaker 1: just watch this? All right, here we go. Today's categories.
- 1:10:39Speaker 1: Uh mean things people say about you when you don't
- 1:10:42Speaker 1: have time to take a picture or sign an autograph. Oh,
- 1:10:47Speaker 1: that's happened through a lot of this on this show.
- 1:10:49Speaker 1: Huh things you remember you left as soon as you
- 1:10:52Speaker 1: drive off. Oh yeah, that's everything. Uh huh, all right
- 1:10:58Speaker 1: if it stops on this one, I want to hear it.
- 1:11:01Speaker 1: Things people say that s where they don't watch porn.
- 1:11:07Speaker 1: That's what I love right there? I know. All right,
- 1:11:14Speaker 1: here we go, spend the wheel, please cat door. It's
- 1:11:26Speaker 1: happened to us. What's happening? Uh mean things people say
- 1:11:30Speaker 1: about you when you don't have time to take a
- 1:11:32Speaker 1: picture or signing off the grass and they and they'll
- 1:11:36Speaker 1: let you hear, they'll say it very loud. I don't
- 1:11:39Speaker 1: like it. I never liked his as any damn way. Yeah,
- 1:11:47Speaker 1: mean things people people say you ain't good time to
- 1:11:49Speaker 1: an autograph for taking picture your mama. Yeah, mean things
- 1:11:59Speaker 1: people say about you when you don't give the autograph
- 1:12:01Speaker 1: I want to take a picture. You gonna have to
- 1:12:03Speaker 1: beat this day if you gonna have to beep it
- 1:12:05Speaker 1: here it is, you asked Steve Hardy come from? What
- 1:12:20Speaker 1: things people say to you when you don't have time
- 1:12:22Speaker 1: to take a picture. You to leave funny one on
- 1:12:27Speaker 1: this show? Who people can be cruel? That's yes, they can't. Yes,
- 1:12:35Speaker 1: Oh my god. Me things people say half specifically to
- 1:12:41Speaker 1: me when I ain't got time to take a picture
- 1:12:43Speaker 1: of autograph. Damn, Wayne Bright, you ain't got my d
- 1:12:46Speaker 1: They call you Wayne Bread. Can't you believe? Can't you leave?
- 1:12:49Speaker 1: Ain't act like this, Let's make a deal. Hurt your feelings.
- 1:12:58Speaker 1: But no, it did mean things people saying about you
- 1:13:01Speaker 1: when you don't give them an autograph but take a picture.
- 1:13:04Speaker 1: Don't get your prank calling asswhoop show. This ain't no
- 1:13:10Speaker 1: prank kill potting. Yeah, I mean things people say to
- 1:13:14Speaker 1: you when you don't have to tell picture an autograph.
- 1:13:16Speaker 1: You wasn't funny on that other show, and you really
- 1:13:19Speaker 1: ain't funny on this? How about that? Me? Hain't triddin
- 1:13:28Speaker 1: It's real, get real, because you'd be standing in that
- 1:13:32Speaker 1: like you ain't standing. Yeah, I said no. One time
- 1:13:36Speaker 1: they turned to somebody else talking about short, said no,
- 1:13:42Speaker 1: short got nervous thing? No wow do all that behind
- 1:13:48Speaker 1: the picture. Mean things people saying about you when you
- 1:13:53Speaker 1: don't getting a picture of give them an autograph is
- 1:13:58Speaker 1: if you wasn't his damn nephew, we wouldn't know your ass. No.
- 1:14:05Speaker 1: Mean things people will say to you, Oh you cruel, Yeah,
- 1:14:11Speaker 1: cruel did to take a picture on side of AUTOBRAWP
- 1:14:15Speaker 1: you just kiss an ass to be on this show.
- 1:14:18Speaker 1: That's what that's true. Day. Mean things people say, you
- 1:14:26Speaker 1: didn't time to take a picture of autobrown, don't worry
- 1:14:28Speaker 1: your career almost hofn't got the fun't got that long
- 1:14:34Speaker 1: the front. Many things people say when you don't want
- 1:14:38Speaker 1: to give an autograph, but take a picture. I thought
- 1:14:40Speaker 1: you was a dude from Smart Guy anyway. That's so
- 1:14:44Speaker 1: I was looking to do a Smart Guy. On that note,
- 1:14:53Speaker 1: we'll have more of the Steve Urvy Morning Show coming
- 1:14:56Speaker 1: up in twenty minutes after Oh I'm hurt for you guys,
- 1:14:59Speaker 1: right after you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 1:15:05Speaker 1: All right, so just days after that dire UN report
- 1:15:08Speaker 1: on climate change was released, comes word that July was
- 1:15:12Speaker 1: the hottest month on record. I think Stevie Wonders said
- 1:15:15Speaker 1: it was hotter than July. At one time, global temperatures
- 1:15:22Speaker 1: were one point sixty seven degrees fahrenheit above average. That
- 1:15:26Speaker 1: breaks a record set back in twenty sixteen and tied
- 1:15:29Speaker 1: in twenty nineteen and twenty twenty. The UN report called
- 1:15:33Speaker 1: climate change a code red crisis and that the science
- 1:15:38Speaker 1: is irrefutable. Okay, so hot in July? How have how
- 1:15:43Speaker 1: have we been you guys? How have you been dealing
- 1:15:45Speaker 1: with this heat? I'm more backyard NICKI. You know what's
- 1:15:49Speaker 1: that backyard that's in your you know, you're in your pool,
- 1:15:53Speaker 1: in your hot tip. You know that that's that? And
- 1:15:56Speaker 1: then if our cook or Greal, I like the real name,
- 1:16:00Speaker 1: get I have a window fan naked, I'm window so
- 1:16:09Speaker 1: you know, you know that's just a fun all right,
- 1:16:14Speaker 1: don't and you don't don't get too close to real.
- 1:16:21Speaker 1: All right, we'll have more of this ignorant show coming
- 1:16:23Speaker 1: up at thirty right to this. You're listening to the show,
- 1:16:31Speaker 1: all right, guys. In today's Entertainment news, Tennis Great. Naomi Osaka,
- 1:16:36Speaker 1: who is of Haitian and Japanese descent, has announced that
- 1:16:40Speaker 1: she will be donating her prize money the winnings from
- 1:16:43Speaker 1: her Western and Southern Open to the relief efforts in
- 1:16:47Speaker 1: Haiti to help the victims from Saturday seven point two
- 1:16:51Speaker 1: magnitude earthquake. Naomi went on to say, I know our ancestors,
- 1:16:56Speaker 1: blood is strong, will keep rising. Wow. If you want
- 1:17:01Speaker 1: to help, please go to Action dot public Good dot com,
- 1:17:06Speaker 1: or you can go to Redcross dot org. Of course
- 1:17:09Speaker 1: we are praying for Haiti. Wow. Yeah, yeah, Yeah, it
- 1:17:16Speaker 1: just seems like they can't get a break in the
- 1:17:19Speaker 1: last one was twenty ten or something and now horrific. Yeah,
- 1:17:25Speaker 1: it's just horrible, it really is. And and those of
- 1:17:28Speaker 1: us who have been in an earthquake, no, you know
- 1:17:31Speaker 1: what it's like. Yeah, I really don't know what it's like.
- 1:17:36Speaker 1: I mean, of course watching it on television, it's just
- 1:17:38Speaker 1: it's whatever you run that shaking too. And it's the
- 1:17:45Speaker 1: most scariest thing you ever. Yeah, it really really is,
- 1:17:49Speaker 1: because you want to try to get outside and outside
- 1:17:51Speaker 1: is shaking. So yeah, it's really a horrible. Man. Yeah,
- 1:17:54Speaker 1: which one is worse? Which which where do you want
- 1:17:57Speaker 1: to be like like like you scheduling, but well, you know,
- 1:18:01Speaker 1: tell me, over the years, they change that. They used
- 1:18:03Speaker 1: to tell you to get stay inside and get in
- 1:18:05Speaker 1: like a doorframe or something in the doorway. Yeah, in
- 1:18:09Speaker 1: the doorway, inside of that frame. But you know, get
- 1:18:14Speaker 1: out of that building, you right, get out? Yeah? Yeah,
- 1:18:17Speaker 1: And it's changed, you know. Yeah. So so being in
- 1:18:20Speaker 1: the street is better, yeah, because you don't have to
- 1:18:22Speaker 1: worry about stuff falling down on you. Yeah, could collapse, right,
- 1:18:28Speaker 1: just make sure you're in an open space or something. Yeah,
- 1:18:31Speaker 1: but it's it's horrific. It's horrible. I feel so so
- 1:18:35Speaker 1: much for Haitia. I was looking on you know, Instagram
- 1:18:39Speaker 1: and social media and everybody was putting up praying for Haiti,
- 1:18:43Speaker 1: you know, um signs and everything. But it's just terrible,
- 1:18:46Speaker 1: and you had to pray for them. And I'm sure
- 1:18:49Speaker 1: they're going to need financial relief. Thank god for Naomi Osaka,
- 1:18:53Speaker 1: you know, and President Biden who are coming through. Yeah
- 1:18:57Speaker 1: with me, thank god we got this president right now? Yes, yes,
- 1:19:03Speaker 1: paper towels, yeah, yeah. And it's and it's horrible because
- 1:19:08Speaker 1: Haiti is such a poor country, you know, any Tommy,
- 1:19:11Speaker 1: you're talking about us being outside and where can we
- 1:19:13Speaker 1: go some of those people, how they live, how the
- 1:19:16Speaker 1: Haitians live, is such a poor country of any kind
- 1:19:20Speaker 1: of relief in anything that anything can do to help.
- 1:19:23Speaker 1: The medical doctors, everyone get there to try to help
- 1:19:28Speaker 1: with relief efforts. All right, guys, coming up, it is
- 1:19:32Speaker 1: our last break of the day, and at forty nine
- 1:19:34Speaker 1: minutes after we're also close out the show as well.
- 1:19:37Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to the Steven Show. All right,
- 1:19:41Speaker 1: here we are, guys, our last break of the day
- 1:19:44Speaker 1: on this Monday. Yeah, yeah, we have bad fun fun. Yeah,
- 1:19:55Speaker 1: it was fun. It was fun. I think Sorry Monday,
- 1:19:59Speaker 1: Sorry all the stuff we said about you early. Wendy
- 1:20:03Speaker 1: Money gotta go. I don't live Monday. Where I live.
- 1:20:06Speaker 1: Thursday first is your favorite day? Come on, it's gotta
- 1:20:11Speaker 1: be Friday. Nah, Hey, but I gotta, I gotta. I
- 1:20:16Speaker 1: gotta tell y'all something I saw this weekend and I
- 1:20:18Speaker 1: don't know if y'all seen it on ESPN Saturday Night,
- 1:20:22Speaker 1: Saturday Night. We know you ain't on the Sports Jam
- 1:20:25Speaker 1: Saturday Night. Nico Alie Walsh. This is I Lee's grandson. Yes,
- 1:20:33Speaker 1: had his first debut, first debut knocked out, knock somebody
- 1:20:37Speaker 1: out in the first round. This boy is on his way.
- 1:20:41Speaker 1: The legacy continues. It feel like Creed is what it
- 1:20:44Speaker 1: feels like, Junior, feel like Creed leg first round? T
- 1:20:47Speaker 1: KO man stop. So I'm excited to watch. I'm excited
- 1:20:52Speaker 1: to watch this kid, especially first round. I mean, this
- 1:20:54Speaker 1: is the first fight I think as a professional. Am
- 1:20:56Speaker 1: I right, Junior? I'm not his first fight? Man. It
- 1:20:58Speaker 1: was yeah, he wore he wore his he wore Ali's shorts. Yeah, okay,
- 1:21:09Speaker 1: definitely continues, yeah, yeah, and the whole Ali family was
- 1:21:15Speaker 1: in the stands. A nice nice it was big. Huh.
- 1:21:20Speaker 1: Trust me, y'all gonna be here about this kid right here,
- 1:21:22Speaker 1: twenty one years old. Good, okay, all right, keep it
- 1:21:26Speaker 1: in the family. Let's go do it man, all right.
- 1:21:30Speaker 1: This this has been coming up a lot on social
- 1:21:32Speaker 1: media too. It was all over the Graham and stuff, um,
- 1:21:37Speaker 1: you know, last weekend. Over the weekend, and h the
- 1:21:40Speaker 1: latest one to be dragged his Terry Crews. Terry Crews
- 1:21:45Speaker 1: has been dragged for saying if you aren't sweating, don't shower.
- 1:21:50Speaker 1: A lot of people were talking, you know, in the
- 1:21:51Speaker 1: COVID and stuff. They don't shower and stuff like that. Yeah,
- 1:21:55Speaker 1: so social media trolls said, he really thinks he's white.
- 1:21:58Speaker 1: This comes after Wow, I knew I wasn't going to
- 1:22:03Speaker 1: be able to get through that. Come on, Terry, it said,
- 1:22:08Speaker 1: this comes after actors Ashton Kutcher and his wife Mila Kunez,
- 1:22:14Speaker 1: Jake and Jake Jillenhall. They don't consider showering a necessity
- 1:22:19Speaker 1: all the time. Okay, they don't shower all the time.
- 1:22:23Speaker 1: So this is what what you heard. What that means
- 1:22:26Speaker 1: all the time. So they night like, yes, they see
- 1:22:30Speaker 1: at least what they said that about their kids too,
- 1:22:32Speaker 1: Ashton and me love they you know, unless they see dirt,
- 1:22:35Speaker 1: they give them children's baths and all that. So this
- 1:22:38Speaker 1: has been going on for a while about these celebrities
- 1:22:41Speaker 1: talking about showering day. Yeah, and he takes three showers
- 1:22:46Speaker 1: a day, Thank you, rock. I ain't gonna celebrity. I'm
- 1:22:49Speaker 1: not gonna be no fucking celebrity. I'm sorry, funky funky funky.
- 1:22:56Speaker 1: Look now did it sound like it? I'm sorry? Yeah,
- 1:22:59Speaker 1: you want but I said, if you ain't his entire okay,
- 1:23:05Speaker 1: let's change that. The stink good job, nephew, say something.
- 1:23:13Speaker 1: There's no way, your ass ain't sweating with him tight
- 1:23:15Speaker 1: as soup, there's no way. Well, listen to what he said. Okay,
- 1:23:22Speaker 1: Terry said during a podcast interview, if you aren't sweating,
- 1:23:26Speaker 1: don't shower. But then he says, but I sweat all
- 1:23:29Speaker 1: the time because I'm running and working out, and after all,
- 1:23:33Speaker 1: I'm mister old spice, you know what I mean, So
- 1:23:35Speaker 1: I've got to be clean. So Terry's not saying he
- 1:23:39Speaker 1: doesn't shower. He's not saying that. He's saying, if you
- 1:23:42Speaker 1: don't sweat, don't shower. But he sweats all them. I
- 1:23:45Speaker 1: don't believe that's sure. You'll suggestion that you ain't doing
- 1:23:48Speaker 1: that might be why I had his ass on the
- 1:23:56Speaker 1: other end of the stage on that show. All right,
- 1:24:00Speaker 1: So so here's a we'll say sensual lowdown on some
- 1:24:05Speaker 1: of our favorite celebrities. Okay, Rihanna, hands down. Everyone says
- 1:24:10Speaker 1: she smells so good. They say, smells like heaven Rihanna. Yeah,
- 1:24:14Speaker 1: and she has a brand new sent out too. Matthew
- 1:24:17Speaker 1: McConaughey now actress Juvette Nicole Brown said that Matthew McConaughey
- 1:24:22Speaker 1: doesn't use deodorant. She said that, but she also said
- 1:24:27Speaker 1: he didn't stink. Now on the set of Tropic Thunder,
- 1:24:31Speaker 1: she said, he smells like he smells like granola and
- 1:24:34Speaker 1: good living. Okay, he rubs granola under his own. No,
- 1:24:42Speaker 1: I ain't getting that out of what I just said. Well,
- 1:24:44Speaker 1: I ain't nothing going under his own under that. He
- 1:24:48Speaker 1: doesn't use deodorant. Some people use a sliced lime. It's
- 1:24:52Speaker 1: a whole bunch of stuff. But anyway, she said, use it. Yes, yeah, down,
- 1:25:00Speaker 1: quit running over the stuff. Okay, who he now lamb
- 1:25:08Speaker 1: in tequila? These things go together. Yeah, all right, I'm
- 1:25:13Speaker 1: just saying something. Dude put by the rinse. Then laughs,
- 1:25:18Speaker 1: up again, rins again. That's how you ba, Gloria. I
- 1:25:22Speaker 1: don't know why I got a line in the tub
- 1:25:24Speaker 1: with me. All right, I have to get this some
- 1:25:27Speaker 1: more celebrity so you can hear what they say. Um,
- 1:25:31Speaker 1: all right, reggae. Uh Jean Paige, the Duke of Hastings.
- 1:25:35Speaker 1: You know that, the Duke of Hastings. They said he
- 1:25:39Speaker 1: smells really, really nice. This is according to his co star.
- 1:25:43Speaker 1: He said he never ever had bad breath, and he
- 1:25:46Speaker 1: doesn't smoke or anything like that. She said, we both
- 1:25:49Speaker 1: to drink a lot of coffee, so sometimes we smell
- 1:25:52Speaker 1: like that, which is just fine, okay, okay, okay, huh.
- 1:25:56Speaker 1: Michael B. Jordans, a fan, said he smelled like mahogany
- 1:26:00Speaker 1: teak wood from Bath and Bodyworks, but better better okay
- 1:26:06Speaker 1: uh huh, who's spelling? All these people? Who's doing? People
- 1:26:12Speaker 1: are going up to doing a sniff test? All right,
- 1:26:19Speaker 1: that's all the time we have. Come on, Jay, everybody
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