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Gifts We Hate, Breakup Poetry, Xmas Lists, MTH and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: listening together. Please, I don't join me. You gotta turning?
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  Speaker 1: come on your thing, I show will good morning everybody.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the voice, Come on dig me now.
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  Speaker 1: One and only Steve Harvey got radio or self, Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey got a radio show. Sometimes when I chuckle like
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  Speaker 1: that reminds me of my oldest brother to pass or
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  Speaker 1: where he used to laugh like that. It's kind of
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  Speaker 1: funny how jeans get passed down through the line. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know why I told y'all that, just want to
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  Speaker 1: share with you, that's all. As always always kind of
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  Speaker 1: ask God to help me, you know, and and and
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  Speaker 1: and I had I had gotten off track a little
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  Speaker 1: bit because one of the principles of success I want
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  Speaker 1: to share with you all today is a law of attraction.
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  Speaker 1: And that is a very very serious principle. It cannot
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  Speaker 1: be ignored the law of attraction and I'm I'm not
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  Speaker 1: going to be able to explain it to you as
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  Speaker 1: well as the book Secrets can, or as well as
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  Speaker 1: some people. I can only articulate it to you the
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  Speaker 1: way that I see it. The law of attraction is very,
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  Speaker 1: very real. The law of attraction is a principle of success.
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  Speaker 1: It is something that everyone has to adhere to. Now,
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  Speaker 1: whether you know the law of attraction or not, it
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  Speaker 1: does not make it not exist for you. This is
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  Speaker 1: the case where ignorance is not the excuse. The fact
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  Speaker 1: that no one told it to you. There is no
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  Speaker 1: pass for this one. The fact that you never heard
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  Speaker 1: it before it does not allow you to do it
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  Speaker 1: any other way. So let me see if I can
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  Speaker 1: put it to you best I can. The law of attraction,
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  Speaker 1: the law of attraction, to put it real simple, is
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  Speaker 1: the thing that you focus on, the thing that you
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  Speaker 1: talk about, the thing that you think of, is the
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  Speaker 1: thing that you draw to you. It's what you attract
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  Speaker 1: to you. That's basically the law of attraction. The thing
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  Speaker 1: that you talk about, the thing that you think about,
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  Speaker 1: the thing that you focus on, whatever it is that
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  Speaker 1: is what you attract. The law of attraction does not
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  Speaker 1: differentiate from positive and negative. It only does what it does.
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  Speaker 1: What I am saying is this in the law of attraction.
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  Speaker 1: No matter what you think of, no matter what occupies
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  Speaker 1: your time, no matter what you say, or no matter
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  Speaker 1: what the focus is, positive or negative, the law of
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  Speaker 1: attraction knows neither one. It just attracts it. So let's
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  Speaker 1: use some examples here. I can just your best example
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  Speaker 1: always uses me that way. I ain't got to figure
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  Speaker 1: out nothing. I can just tell you my side of it.
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  Speaker 1: I was in a lot of debt one time in
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  Speaker 1: my life, as before any of you knew me, so
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  Speaker 1: you can understand. In case you're not think I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want you to think that this conversation is
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  Speaker 1: about your income level, cause it's not. It doesn't matter
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  Speaker 1: what the income level you are. The law of attraction
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  Speaker 1: works in all aspects money, family, relationships, job, career, love.
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  Speaker 1: It just works that way. Okay, here's the deal. I
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  Speaker 1: kept saying, man, this debt is killing me. I got
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  Speaker 1: to get out. That's what I thought was a good goal,
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  Speaker 1: to get out of debt. But what I kept saying was,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I kept talking about debt, and you know
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  Speaker 1: what it kept doing. It kept attracting debt to me.
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  Speaker 1: So guess what, so I could get out that's all?
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  Speaker 1: Is that crazy? That is an amazing law to understand.
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  Speaker 1: What turned it around for me was I started claiming
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  Speaker 1: a life of abundance. God, I am seeking a life
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  Speaker 1: of abundance. I want to have more than enough. I
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  Speaker 1: want to be able to help other people. I just
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  Speaker 1: want to have a law of attraction so that I
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  Speaker 1: be able to provide my family the lifestyle that I
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  Speaker 1: want to provide them. I want heavily, father, to be
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  Speaker 1: able to be an example of your goodness and your
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  Speaker 1: grace in my life. That is what I started saying.
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  Speaker 1: And guess what, that's what I started attractive. I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to have a great relationship with my children. I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to be the father that I always wanted to be.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to be a good father. I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: be a good husband. Now. I am going to do
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  Speaker 1: the right things. I am going to be the type
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  Speaker 1: of example that my sons can look no further and
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  Speaker 1: go I can be like my dad. I want to
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  Speaker 1: be able to be a place, a beacon of light
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  Speaker 1: and hope for my daughters to come to. That's what
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  Speaker 1: I started saying. That's what I started attracting to my life.
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  Speaker 1: The law of attraction does not care if you want
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  Speaker 1: it to be positive or negative. The law of attraction
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  Speaker 1: just attracts whatever it is. You focus on, what you
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  Speaker 1: think about, the words that come out your mouth. You
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  Speaker 1: cannot overlook this principle of success and expect to make
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  Speaker 1: it because of the fact that you've never heard of
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  Speaker 1: the law of attraction, because of the fact that you
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  Speaker 1: don't know how it really operates, It does not make
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  Speaker 1: it not exist in your day. You can start today
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  Speaker 1: attracting the right things to your life by changing what
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  Speaker 1: you say, what you think, what you focus on. Change
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  Speaker 1: the focus, change the thought, change the words that come
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  Speaker 1: out your mouth, and guess what you change what you
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  Speaker 1: attract to yourself. You have got to ask yourself why
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  Speaker 1: is it? Man? Man, let me tell you something. Somebody
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  Speaker 1: said the Bishop Jake's one time. They said, man, everything
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  Speaker 1: you touch turns to gold. He said, no, I just
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  Speaker 1: don't touch everything. Man, This it's crazy. Come on, man,
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  Speaker 1: he has a focus. He has a focus. See, he
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  Speaker 1: ain't just everywhere. Bring me any idea, let me try that. No, no, no, man,
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  Speaker 1: he has a focus. He has a law of attraction.
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  Speaker 1: That's working where he's attracting things to his life that
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  Speaker 1: that's positive that he can't ask not to say, Bishop James,
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  Speaker 1: don't have problems because we talk often and man, he
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  Speaker 1: have them. Oh please understand. And he's not trying to
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  Speaker 1: attract the problems. But what he will attract is the
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  Speaker 1: proper solution for the problem. And ain't that all you need? Sometimes?
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  Speaker 1: God did not say that it would be easy. He
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  Speaker 1: just said he would be with you. And if God
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  Speaker 1: is with you, who can be against you? God will
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  Speaker 1: make your enemies your footstool. God is powerful man, His
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  Speaker 1: word is true. He do what he say he gonna do. Now,
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  Speaker 1: all we got to do is do some of what
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  Speaker 1: we say. We ain't gonna do everything, just do some
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  Speaker 1: of what we say. Okay, here's a deal. God is
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  Speaker 1: going to do everything he say he gonna You and
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  Speaker 1: I just got to do some of the stuff we
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  Speaker 1: say we're gonna do because he already know we ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna do all of it. He clear on that, He
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  Speaker 1: clear on that. All right, thank you you're listening, ladies
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  Speaker 1: and gentlemen, boys and girls. Let me have your attention.
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  Speaker 1: I am talking to everyone today who has ever had
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  Speaker 1: the aspiration of becoming a millionaire. All, if you've ever
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  Speaker 1: had the aspiration of holding a full time job, these
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  Speaker 1: are the two groups that I'm talking to. Anyone who
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  Speaker 1: has had the aspiration of holding a full time job
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  Speaker 1: and anybody who has had the aspiration of becoming a millionaire.
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  Speaker 1: This show is dedicated to the two coldish groups on
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  Speaker 1: planet Earth. You dig. Welcome to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: What group you in, Sherley Strawberry, I'm in both, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: thank you very much. Colin Farrel, good morning. Let's get it, Junior.
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  Speaker 1: I got five yet, trying, nephew timing every day. I'm hustling.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to be in there yourself well for you?
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  Speaker 1: Oh you ain't. I ain't in this, ser got me?
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  Speaker 1: I got I got somewhere else I'm head. Ain't nobody
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  Speaker 1: to ask me that. So we just throwing it out, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: That's my two favorite groups of people. Anybody that wants
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  Speaker 1: to work and anybody want to be rich. I love
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  Speaker 1: both of them people because you ain't got to be
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  Speaker 1: rich to be my friend. Because I gotta tell you something.
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  Speaker 1: None of my friends are rich. Do you know that? Really? Man?
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  Speaker 1: None of my well, I got one favorite friends. Really,
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  Speaker 1: I mean my friend friends, I mean my real friends,
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  Speaker 1: real friends. Nine point nine percent of them are not
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  Speaker 1: rich people. M But but what about running in those circles,
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  Speaker 1: you know, the um like minded people and birds of
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  Speaker 1: a feather flock together and all that. Yeah, that's all.
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  Speaker 1: They just business acquaintances and associates. We make some money together,
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  Speaker 1: we do some deals together, we go to dinner together.
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  Speaker 1: You know, we pull for each other. But I don't.
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  Speaker 1: We haven't been through enough to call them friends, you
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  Speaker 1: know what I mean? Really? Yeah? Well, you know what,
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  Speaker 1: remember back in the day when Oprah and Gail that
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  Speaker 1: their friendship was, you know, so popular and everything. It
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  Speaker 1: still is now. But back in the day, Gail was
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  Speaker 1: Oprah's friends. So Oprah gave her a million dollars so
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  Speaker 1: she could be a millionaire. Two remember that. I don't
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  Speaker 1: feel that way. No, Well, Junior, Junior, me and you
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  Speaker 1: we co workers, and I'm more like a mentor. You
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  Speaker 1: are you can't buy money from me and called meat it.
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  Speaker 1: We are here, you know, Nevil will be Okay, Well,
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  Speaker 1: what have we learned right here? We ain't rich, he's
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  Speaker 1: not Oprah and we're not Gale. Excuse me? Thomas Miles.
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  Speaker 1: He is rich. I'm nephew Tommy, I'm nephew tummy. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: I'm I don't never know what he do? All right,
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  Speaker 1: Steve asked the cello right after this. You're listening to
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  Speaker 1: the right now it is time for ask the cello.
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  Speaker 1: The chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey is here and this one.
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  Speaker 1: Steve is from Corey in Birmingham. Corey says, I've been
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  Speaker 1: dating a girl for four months and we are college
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  Speaker 1: singer seniors. I'm a computer nerd and I'm slated to
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  Speaker 1: be valedictorian this year. My girl as a cheerleader and
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  Speaker 1: she's in a sorority. She's popular. I'm not. I feel
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  Speaker 1: like she's ashamed of me. When we're at my place,
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  Speaker 1: she's all lovey dovey all the time. When we're on campus,
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  Speaker 1: she barely acknowledges me. She says she's falling for me
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  Speaker 1: and I'm perfect marriage material. But we don't need people
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  Speaker 1: in our business, so it's best to keep our relationship quiet.
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  Speaker 1: What do you think is really going on? Is she
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  Speaker 1: ashamed of me? Yeah? And they saw no listen to me.
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  Speaker 1: It's okay, it's okay. Yeah, he's a nerd. Yeah, he's
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  Speaker 1: a nerd. He damned it about vale Victorian. Very few
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  Speaker 1: cute men are value Victorians. A lot of cute women
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  Speaker 1: be val very very did you say vale vic Hey
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  Speaker 1: the title? I wasn't fitting to be, no point near
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  Speaker 1: that though. They didn't even let me graduate in the front.
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  Speaker 1: So it's very few attractive men that become that high
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  Speaker 1: level are smart. Now a lot of women can do it.
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  Speaker 1: And so what didn't happen to you? Bro? Is you
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  Speaker 1: marriage material? But you're not popular? She don't. She ain't
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  Speaker 1: really flouncing with you in front of nobody because you
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  Speaker 1: are nerve, But just accept its role. You're being used,
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  Speaker 1: you're smart, you probably help her with a school work,
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  Speaker 1: and you're being used for your body and dog. That's it.
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  Speaker 1: That's it. Yeah. Is flouncing a word? Well? I my
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  Speaker 1: mom used to tell me that all the time you're flouncing?
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  Speaker 1: Is you checking me? I was just talking to the
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  Speaker 1: ladies asking them a flowers, I say it flouncing? You
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  Speaker 1: want flouncing the world? Yes? Ignorant as Let's get to
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  Speaker 1: Raven in Dover, Delaware, flo She says, my best friend
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  Speaker 1: in and I are in our early thirties. I am single,
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  Speaker 1: and she just got divorced. Since her divorce, she loves
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  Speaker 1: to go out and get sloppy drunk and have sex
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  Speaker 1: with old friends or co workers and a few one
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  Speaker 1: night stands here and there. I hate to see herself
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  Speaker 1: destruct like this. And one of our close male friends
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  Speaker 1: told me that I will be judged by the company
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  Speaker 1: I keep because birds of a Feather flock together, Uncle Steve?
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  Speaker 1: Is this true? Will God think that I'm a drunk
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  Speaker 1: and an easy lay if I keep hanging with her? Well? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I mean he told you right, that's how guys do it,
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  Speaker 1: y'all together. You wit all the time. You must approve
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  Speaker 1: of this lifestyle and behavior. So yeah, quite naturally, even
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  Speaker 1: though it may be so opposite from the truth. But
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  Speaker 1: the shit, it's going to be okay, all right, it's
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  Speaker 1: gonna spend a little bit more time with this one.
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  Speaker 1: See her, We'll see what she want to do because
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  Speaker 1: your girl just letting it go. Yeah one night stand. Yeah. See,
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  Speaker 1: that's why I like married men can't go out with
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  Speaker 1: single men because your wife eventually gonna ask you about
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  Speaker 1: something he did, because she's gonna see her here something crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Birds of Fleather Flock Together. The association brings on participation
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  Speaker 1: will be applied to you. Now that doesn't make it true,
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  Speaker 1: but it will be applied. Yeah, so she should stop
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  Speaker 1: bringing her being her friend or just hanging out with her. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't gonna stop being her friend. But you can't
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  Speaker 1: take all your friends everywhere. Now, Hello, you have to
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  Speaker 1: categorize your friends. Yeah, see some of my friends. I
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  Speaker 1: can go watch a baseball game with him. I got
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  Speaker 1: some friends, but I got friends I can't take around
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  Speaker 1: none of my jobs, not even this one that's a
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  Speaker 1: fun job. Yeah, A loose one. Yeah, a crazy one.
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  Speaker 1: There's some friends of mine that can't come around Shirley.
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  Speaker 1: You know, Yeah, everybody met a couple of my friends
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  Speaker 1: because I know I can't call it a met one
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  Speaker 1: because I know calling hood she'd be able to handle.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't handle it. So I don't bring him up
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  Speaker 1: around you because you're gonna say something, your little prim
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  Speaker 1: proper ass, and then you anyway, all right, So yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so just limit your your time. He is a G.
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  Speaker 1: Just yes, shout out, o geez, you're a real o G.
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  Speaker 1: All right, cello. This is from Jericho and Monroe, Louisiana.
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  Speaker 1: She says, I'm a newly wed twenty five year old woman,
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  Speaker 1: and I need your advice. My husband is very sensitive
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  Speaker 1: and I can't stand making love to him. During sex,
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  Speaker 1: he whimpers softly. If it gets really good to him,
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  Speaker 1: he cries, Oh, this is such a turn off. A
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  Speaker 1: few times I stopped in the middle of sex and
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  Speaker 1: asked him just to be quiet. When I asked my
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  Speaker 1: therapist about it, she says, it's normal and some men
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  Speaker 1: make macho noises and yell out, but my husband is
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  Speaker 1: different and he makes softer noises. I prefer more manly moaning.
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  Speaker 1: And I never ever want to see a man crying
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  Speaker 1: after sex. How can I get it to stop? Oh? No,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't. You just can't help everybody. It's good good.
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  Speaker 1: Oh man, shut up. I've never heard of a dude
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  Speaker 1: doing that before. I'm sorry, I just never have, and
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  Speaker 1: I can't help you. He didn't. He didn't cry for
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  Speaker 1: y'all got married. Well, did you say that for when
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  Speaker 1: you got married? Yeah? They may have. They're only twenty five,
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  Speaker 1: they're young. Yeah, what are you crying for? He says
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  Speaker 1: what she says when it really gets good? All right,
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  Speaker 1: we gotta move on though. Coming up next, nephew Tommy
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  Speaker 1: is here. To run that brankback right after this. You're
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  Speaker 1: listening Dave Harvey Morning Show. Right now, it's time for
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  Speaker 1: the nephew to run that brank back. What you got
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  Speaker 1: for us? Now? How much money do we have any account? Past?
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  Speaker 1: Watch it now? Came? It came in three cents. I
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  Speaker 1: broke it up. Now, how much money do we have
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  Speaker 1: any account? Pass the pastor? Pastor, how much money do
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  Speaker 1: we have in the account? Let's go Hello, Hello, I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to reach Pastor Hayes. To see Pastor Hayes. How
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  Speaker 1: are you doing? This? Is? This is brother Lenna Thompson.
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  Speaker 1: How you doing it? I'm good brother? And how can
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  Speaker 1: I help you today? Past I'm actually one of your
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  Speaker 1: members at the church, and I want to just commend
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  Speaker 1: you that you're doing a good job the way you
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  Speaker 1: are displaying safety. Let me say that first and foremost. Okay, cool,
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  Speaker 1: thank you. You know, we just want everybody to be
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  Speaker 1: safe and healthy. And your name again, Brother Lenna Thompson. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: And and and other times I'm I'm trying about to
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  Speaker 1: be in the middle of dinner. How can I help you? Brother? Well,
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  Speaker 1: here's what I wanted to ask you, man, uh pas,
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  Speaker 1: I want to ask you this. I know, you know
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people are going through different things and
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  Speaker 1: and people are, you know, trying to make sure they
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  Speaker 1: keep food and stuff in the house because you know,
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  Speaker 1: time like this, you know you kind of want to
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  Speaker 1: stay put, and but you want to make sure you
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  Speaker 1: gotta know of food and water and things like that.
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  Speaker 1: So but but but what I wanted my reason for
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  Speaker 1: calling you is I wanted to ask you how how
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  Speaker 1: much money do we have in the account? Come again,
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  Speaker 1: the church account? How much money do we have in there? Brother? Brother?
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  Speaker 1: What what do you say? Your name was? Again? Brother?
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  Speaker 1: My name is a brother, Lennah Thompson. Okay, Brother Thompson.
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  Speaker 1: How did you get my personal self one number to
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  Speaker 1: be calling me at home the time of day? Well?
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  Speaker 1: I got this numb from one of the brothers at
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  Speaker 1: the church. What what brother? The church do they know
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  Speaker 1: not to give my person the number out to to
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  Speaker 1: people I don't know you? Well, I'm a I'm a
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  Speaker 1: but I'm a but I'm a member though I'm a member. Well,
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  Speaker 1: how I long you've been a member? Because I've been
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  Speaker 1: passing this church for ten years and your name ain't
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  Speaker 1: familiar to me? How long? How long? Have you been
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  Speaker 1: a member at my church? I've been a member of
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  Speaker 1: probably going on going on three years now, but I ain't.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't been since you know, since that day I joined,
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: you know, I you know, I kind of got called
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: out there, you know how I go. But wait, wait, wait, wait,
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: wait wait wait. So you you've been a member of
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: my church two or three years, you ain't been to
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: the church and two to three years are you calling
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: me to ask me about finances of my church? Well,
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: I'm understand what you're looking for. Well, I am a member,
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: So I mean I do how to don't I how
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: the right to know what we got in there? What
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: we got in the account? Actually you don't. You don't
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: have to write to that question. If you don't actively
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: come to the church, you can't come to the church,
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: sign up the church, and then call me three years
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: later asking me what we got going on at church.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: So I need to understand what is your purpose? What? Well,
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: like I say, everybody going through hard times, I'm trying
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: to see what we got in there, because you know,
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: I need to pick up a few things from the stove.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: I don't have the money right now, but shouldn't I
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: be able to lean on my church, though you can
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: lean on it. We've done a lot of stuff in
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: the community. We've been seeding the elderly. We got a
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: full bank. We've been cashed happing people some money that
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: when we can. But you ain't been at this church
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: and three years. You can't call me out of three
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: years and think I'm about to give you some money
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: for something. I don't even know if you're a real member.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: I am a real man. I'm a real member. So
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, hold on, hold hold on past
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: hold on, no, no, no, hold on, no, no, no,
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: yould on, by boy, Look here, I'm trying to sit
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: down here and dinner with my family. You sitting here
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: on my last nerve. Look here, brother Thompson, I don't
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: know you. I ain't never heard of you. You or
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: am not about to call here and try to get
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: some money out of me. And you ain't even member
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: of the church. You can't. I am a member of
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: the church because you come to the church one time,
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: you ain't been back in three years, and you come
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: to me for some money. I am a member, and
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: your mama, you are not a member of this church, sir.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: I am a member of the church. Look, look, look,
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: let me tell you something. I know. This ain't no time.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you where you can't call my church
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: two or three years ago and called me three years later,
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: get my number from somebody and ask me for money
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: because you're going through hard time. Now, if you was
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: a true member of the church, you'll understand how we
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: work and how we give money to people that are struggling.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: I just delivered forty meals today to our elderly. Huh.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: Last week we cash out people's money to go pick
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: up gross you compare, what do you need? Do you
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: need my cash? App? Then do you need my cash? Boy? Boy?
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: You gonna make me because you ain't even tirting? So
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: how are you not tiring? And thank you who told you?
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: I have felt on bad times? Didn't I say I
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: fell on bad times? You feel on bad times for
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: three years? Hey? Hey, you know it takes longer for
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: some people. Okay, why are you? Why are you judging
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: me in opposed to trying to figure out how to
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: cash apt me so I can get on a number
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: of my church. I don't know if you some scam
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: artists trying to get money from the church. Sir, I
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: have never met you. I don't know you. Matter of fact,
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: I'm about to call it the deacons to see who
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: you are and why they would give my number to
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: some points to call me and ask me for some money. Hey,
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: let me say this to you. If you don't cash
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: at me, then I'm funny at all the members. I
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: know you. I know our church ain't no mega church.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: You know we got three for the members already know so.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: But but I wouldn't let every member know that you're
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: not cash happing me to help me in a time
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: and need. I will do that. Rob Thompson, you you
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: can let him know. You can Facebook and Instagram and
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: you can put it on that TikTok and cag me
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: in it. I ain't giving you a dime. I don't
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: know you. I ain't never heard of you. Matter of fact,
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: you need to get off my phone. I got dinner
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: with my wife about to go on, man, and I
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: ain't got tired of me going back and forth with you.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: I need to know who gave you my number so
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: I can call them up and tell them don't be
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: giving my number of some stranger who ain't been our
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: church in two to three years. Ain't gonna ask me
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: for some money, some cash out or if you don't
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: get off this phone, who gave you? Okay, so let
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: me ask you something. So so you know Deacon Marvin
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: Dillet don't know Dickon Martha. Yeah, what about him? Do
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: you know he listened to the radio every morning. Yeah,
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: he's listening to the Steve Harvey Martin show. Pasta, Haye,
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: you just got pranked by your boy, deacon mother. Boy, see,
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: and that's why I'm about to get kicked off the board. Boy.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: You got me in my yard. Yeah. My neighbor's looking
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: at me like I'm crazy. They know I'm not on
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: the block, but you almost made me because you can't
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: be doing that during this time, man, past you all right? Man, Man,
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: I'm good, man, I'm good, baby, Baby, everything good. My
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: wife came out here, boy, and you don't want her
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: to set it off. You don't want the first lady
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: to go out, okay, man, But now we take care
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: of our church man. We feed them, sending the money, man,
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: delivering mills. Man, make sure everybody good during this time.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: That's good man. Hey man, Before we get off, you
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: gotta let me know twenty twenty, baby, what is the
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land. Man.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: It's the Steve Harvey Morning Show with that, isn't it,
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Nephew Tommy? And there you have it, ladies and jail.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: I'm going Tommy right, all right, we'll have more of
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up right after this.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: You're listening, Jake, what you got mcrematine. But some people
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: don't put a lot of thought into gifts at all.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: They just don't. They could care less, you know. And
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: these are lists of gifts that we just don't want
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: at all. Don't give me I'm just speaking for myself.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: Number one of them a diabetic don't give me no
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: damn chocolate cup of cherries. I don't want that, Okay
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: you out, don't wrap it up, don't. I don't like
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: that gift. I don't. I don't like that's too much
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: damn sugar for diabetic what I can't speak for the
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: top ten gift that people hate. I don't top ten
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: gilt I hate because I've already got it before. Why
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: would you give me a jerry box? You don't really,
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: I don't wet Jerry little. They put no thought into this,
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: This came from an art of mine. Here's somebody that
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: don't know you at all, at all, at all. Right,
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: they got the mirror in it when you open it
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: up the little the little box sectionals I don't I
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: ain't got a ring on my face. Don't get me
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: a holiday sweater? Why would you buy me a Christmas sweater?
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: When am I gonna wein? I gonna wait till next
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: for nothing. I don't wear that because after today it's
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: awful sweater. I ain't never been with the ugly sweater thing.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: I don't have the Okay, Steve, what you got? What
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: are we doing? Top ten gives people don't hate. People hate, Yeah,
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: yeah that they hate what he don't buy me? No
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: damn medicine. You know you know, you know, I know
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: how much your knees hurt you. Some ad veal and
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: sell the bricks and you can keep it close by. Man.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: I just man, I thought about you, and I saw
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: this big two hundred pel bottle did Christmas man, and
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: they went to sales of Cosco, got you the big
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: bulk at you don't want none of that. I don't
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: want to let me jan something about me I have
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: not worn suspenders in years, okay, years in years, and
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: not the ones that clap one, not the ones that
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: you put a button on. And I don't want suspenders
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: the plastic work, I don't. I know they look nice
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: in the box and they got a little both down.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: I don't want that. Okay, I'll tell you something else
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: I don't want, Jake, and I mean this, I mean it.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: Don't buy me nothing off of infimcial. I don't. I
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: don't want the flashlight. I don't want nothing of that.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: I don't want. I did buy you that flashlight, though
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: I did, I still got it. Well, I don't want it.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: Have some stuff, y'all, go ahead and have it. I
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: don't want it. What the hell do I want with
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: some seal what they call it flex? You never know,
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: right if I get a lot of I don't want
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: to know conflicts just because they shiny. I've been watching
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: you on teav that I saw you be warning conflicts
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: Jesus real, all right, all right, No buy me no
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: spank shirt. Why why would you buy me that? You know,
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: a form fitting shirt? What are you trying? Yeah, yeah,
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: don't buy me that. I don't want that. I might
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: need that, but I don't want that. No, he goes,
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: you don't want them t shirts? Hit body ready for that?
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: Ain't gotta tight shit, buddy. If I see time me
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: to take your shirt, I need to pitch anyway in
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: the country. You see him take that. I put water
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: in front of Marjorie one time. She laughed so hard.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: I looked at her. I said, I ain't really there yet,
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: I'm just checking it out. She laughed. Okay, See, I'm
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: under the impression if you put one of them shirts on,
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: Steve and makes your body tight, and I think it's
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: the shirt that makes you like you in shape. That's
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: what I think, and that's why I'm now. You gotta
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: keep the shirt on. You know what I'm saying. I'm
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: definitely gonna give me one. But what I don't want
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: for what I don't want is a popcorn coupon. Please,
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: I'm going to the movies. I can't get my own popcorn. Okay,
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: all right, you don't need to cupon. You don't want
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: the gift card? No, No, you love going to the movies, Jay,
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: that's a good cover. You love going to the movies, don't.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: I didn't want them. Ow the movie passes, I'm good
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: on movie passes Ego one hair cream. They give me
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: a set and it's got hair cream in it. I've
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: been just looking at people. Yeah you know you ain't
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: got no hap to use it for your mustache case.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I'll tell you what I know. I'm sicking
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: in the shop for. Yeah. Well, I tell you. People
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: like to make fun of your situations and stuff. And
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: I know I have sick set. But what I don't
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: want for critic is a bag of sale? Who give
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: you that? The bag? I don't want the bag of
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: slee because you de hydra Yeah, they think i'll be
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: but it's Christmas. I ain't in the hospital. I we're
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: in the living room. I don't want the bag of sale.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: I would report you first because you're soul it here.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: I don't love. You're the one I don't like people get.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: I know you like cigars and I found these here.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: They had these cohebers for six dollars a box from hobbies.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: Those all come here. No, man, no, look that ain't
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: the right label. Yeah that is they cohebers. I asked them,
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: what about you smokeing? They bring your box of black
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: of mile did something? I had that too. I've had
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: that'll make you sick. They brought me a pack of
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: big lighters one time. He always looked for a lighter.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: Here's a light, here's a pack up break all right,
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: more of this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: Right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: So our resident poets, Oh yeah, Junior in the building,
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah right now? Oh yeah. Who's Christmas time? Baby? Christmas time?
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: And it's a time that a lot of people are
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: breaking up, but they really don't know how to say
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: it to the other person. So I thought we might.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: We was just faning poem. It's the best way to
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: do it. Just say it in poem. He ain't go
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: one right here time. He's all Christmas break up poem.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: It's all of these here we go mistletoe. Mistletoe is
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: where we wants kiss become this Christmas. These lips you
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: gonna miss, and that ain't all merry Christmas? What right?
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: They gotta waste a lot of times. He ain't gotta
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: write a lot of time. This name just like that, missletoe,
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: missing toe is where we wants kiss become this Christmas.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: These lits you go miss and that ain't all Merry
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: Christmas getting better? Yeah, that's how anybody down he got
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: another one time. He gonna no frosty, frosty like your
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: attitude has been. But when you try your key tonight,
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: he won't let you win. Marry Christmas breakfast. Yeah, it's
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: like we got time to argue all night long. No,
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: I just say this, the relationship is over because you've
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: been messing with my weed. You even smoked three bridges
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: off my Christmas tree. You got to go Marry Christmas
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: smoke there. Yeah, y'all ask how you got down there
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: and smoked three friendges off the tree. No, we don't
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: need him. I like this. This is just would hit
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: me about one thirty in the morning. It's about one
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: third in the morning. Came to me. It is you
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: haul may flower or even two guys and a truck.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: Their numbers are on the counter, and I wish you
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: good luck Marry Christmas. That's my favorite. That's my Mary
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: Christmas just wants you to know. How about doing again
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: for you all? You may flower or even two guys
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: in the truck, their numbers on the counter, and I
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: wish you good luck Marry Christmas. Yeah, I think I
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: might do that shirt just to break up Christmas car
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: I like them. Okay, here we go, all right, twas
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: the night before Christmas. Please try to be gone because
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: I'm getting my life together and I'm moving on. Babu bye,
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: Merry Christmas. I got hit it with the Merry Christmas.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: That Marry Christmas. It's not really Yeah, pig gonna lands one.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: I wrote this. It said the gingerbread man to the
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: gingerbread ladies. This relationship is over because you've been asked shady,
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: who ho hole Merry Christmas, daddies, that's not you. Break up?
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: What I eat? A lot of words? Thank you? All right,
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: more of this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: Right after this you're listening to show. According to the
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: New York Times, Christmas tree sales are booming as pandemic
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: weary Americans seek solace. So guys, I have to ask you.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: Are you decorating more for the holidays or less? Hell Yale,
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: I'm lit up up mine too. What what's your favorite
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: holiday tradition? Steve ig No fried ostris and hot rolls.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: I want to know hot three question. Let me ask
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: you question, Tom, do you like eggna? I do I
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: love Okay, okay, let me ask you a question. Do
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: you like hot rolls? Yeah? Who don't? Okay, let me
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: ask you another question. Do you like fried oysters? I
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: really like him grill, but okay, I like him fried. Now.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: If I like fried Oystris and I like hot rolls
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: and I like egg na, how you can't see that together?
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: But how did you bring all that together? One day? Though?
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: Because when my father was living, he had a tradition.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: When my brothers and I grew up, he just wanted
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: to see his sons all together on Christmas morning. That's all.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: That was his guilt. Can my sons come and sit
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: with me on Christmas morning? So we all went by
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: his house on Christmas morning. Every Christmas morning he fried Oystris. Well,
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: my mama know I love egg now, so she might,
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: And then my mom would make some hot rolls with it,
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: and you put them fried on She between that hot
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: roll oh like a minute. That's that's a minute paper
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: and there some eggna with some nuting man on it.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: So as my sons have gotten older and all live
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: away from home, I started the tradition years ago. So
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: all my sons on Christmas morning, No matter where they are,
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: they fly home, they come home, they sit with their
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: daddy on Christmas morning, have fried ousts, eggnog and high rolls.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: They like it, they're not crazy. Or two of them
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: don't care for egg nog. But you have to drink
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: it though, or else on christ or you ain't no Harby,
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: give me my damn name back, you know? Okay, okay,
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: so what you want to be you ain't nothing else.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: So Steve tell us about the new tradition elf on
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: the shelf. All you know about that because they talked
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: about it. Tommy talked about it. Is Yeah, so you
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: thought I would house Marjorie does that. I'm against it.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: But this year for the grandkids, it's living with us.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: So can we be talking about this alfh on the shelf?
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: We're just talking about alf and the shelf. You don't
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: go case some kids is listening. I think it's up
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: there with Shy. I promise you it ain't up there
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: with Sunna. Take it from me. The man ain't bought
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: a damn thing. But I'm glad you brought that up. Tommy.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: How conscientious of you? Yeah, Tommy, what countree you got
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: this year? This year? You hear that y'all this year
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: what you normally have more than one Christmas tree too?
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: And last alloy thank you, I'm glad, thank girl. No, no,
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: I have two big windows. That's why it just putting
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: up one would be crazy. You want to balance it?
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: I like, yeah, you know, esthetically, I'm all we could
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: have falled was one tree. Well, all we could have
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: fall was one tree. Tommy, ain't gotta put up two
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: trees called tree so damn big. You can see it
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: in all the windows. There's so much pressure with this
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: sen We started off with elf on the shelf? What happened?
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: How did it go? Left? Okay, wait to get some money.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: Man coming up next, the nephew you hear me's here
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: in the building with the prank phone call right after
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: this you're listening to coming up at the top of
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: the hour, right about four minutes after my Strawberry letter
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: for today subject I'm a star, but my friends say
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: I suck. Right now though, it's the nephew here with
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: today's prank phone call. What you got? Well, surely you
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: know everybody likes to get a good pizza delivered every
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: now you know what I'm saying. You want to get
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: that good pizza man. That we call it the wagon wheel.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: You want to get WHOA? Did you hear him? Ws?
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: Did you hear that? What? I did? Hear it? Actually
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: I did? I did tell them what you said he wagon?
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: I said it though? Did you hear me? I did
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: hear it? I did? Anyway? Anyway, you want to get
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: a good piecea So this right here is the pizza delivery,
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: all right? Okay check this out? What jun? I'm calling
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: from prison and I want a pizza so much. Stupid
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: never ends, It just keeps going and going. People in
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: prills and ought to be able to get a pizza too. Okay,
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: pizza run a cat? Do you know? Pizza man? I
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: help you try to order pizza? Okay? Can you oh
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: for me? Please? Yeah? All right? Okay, So about this, sir?
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: Can I take your orders? Y'all? Need to order ten pizzas?
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: You want ten pizzas? And what kind of crust was
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: that going to be? I need six? You poke up
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: on me? Please? I need six cheese pizzas. Six cheese
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: pizzas on thin crust? What kind of crust was that? Again?
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: Than than than the six peas? Than crush pizzas? And
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: do you want any other topping tone. That's her. No,
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: I need to to meet lovers. What was that again?
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: Can you can you stick up a little bit? I
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: was really having a hard time hearing you. I need
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: to meet lovers, to meat lothers. Is that? Yes, to
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: meet lover, meet lovers pizza? Okay? And what kind of
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: quest would you like on that? Sir? Oh that's big,
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: big cross. You said you want to think crusts on
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: that sick. So I'm having a really hard time hearing you.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: Can't you speak up for I need two meat levels
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: with thick crust, bid crust. Okay, okay, all right? And
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: then the last is two veggies on being crossed, two
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: veggie's veggieves veggie's two veggie two veggie on the thick
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: crush do y'all delivered to um do y'all delivered to
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: uh gated gated community. Can you for a second for
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: me to be first? Okay, Sorry about that, sir? Okay?
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: Can I get your phone numbers? Three four two, there's
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: six eight nine. Okay. I heard three four two guys
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: six eight nine, but I didn't get the rest of
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: those numbers. Can I get an area code or my number?
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: Three four two, they're six eight nine. Okay, Um, I
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: need to get the whole seven digits and the area
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: code so then we can put you in the computer
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: to try to find your location. I told you my number.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: My number is three four two dads six eight nine. Okay, okay, sir, um,
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: let me get my manager on the phone. Me. Um,
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: he's giving me like six numbers. I'll take care of it, sir.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: How are you doing? Hey? How are you doing? I'm
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: doing great? All right? I order ten pizzas, six cheese pizzas,
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: two meat lovers, and two veggies. I'm trying to see
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: if do y'all have a problem delivered to a gated community?
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: Oh not at all. We delivered to a gated community
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: all the time. Let me just get a number for
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: you and an address, right my number three four two
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: dads six eight nine, Sir, that's only six digits. We
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: need seven digits. We'll actually your eric code. Plush your
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: seven digits? Oh okay, I don't. I don't. If you
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: just leave it with the guard here'll make sure I
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: get it. No, so, I don't think you understand. I
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: need to have a phone number where I can call you.
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: We can go in and out of the gate. That's
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: not a problem. When I get that, you can't go
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: in and out that gate. Listen, you can't go in
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: and out that cake. Sir. I'm sorry, I can't hear you.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: Can't you speak up something? Okay. I'm trying to get
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: ten pizzas delivered, and you just drop it off with
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: the guard. So I understand what you're saying. I'm trying
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: to deliver the pizza to you directly. The guard is
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: not who's getting the pizza, right, I'm delivering it. He's
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: gonna he gonna, he gonna pay you. I'm cool with
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: the guard. He gonna pay you. Okay, where are you?
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: Where are you located? Let's do this. Where are you located?
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: I'm in La and Gola and Gola and where's that?
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: Where's Angola and Gold? Y'all don't know where? And go
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: I'm in Angola and Gold in Louisiana the penitentiary. So
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: we can't deliver pizza to and penitentiary. Look, I ordered
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: ten pizzas for one six six Jeeves pizzas, two met
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: loaders and two Look. I can't be on this phone
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: too much longer. Listen, sir, I know what you say,
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: But we're not delivering to Angola. Do you know where
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: we're located. You gotta call somebody. We're in Dallas. Look,
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: you gotta go somebody in Gola, Louisiana. Look, I'm trying
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: to get these ten peza. Look, I'm late. I'm not
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: going to go back and forth with you exactly, and
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go back and forth with you either.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: We are unable to deliver this pizza to you. Okay.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: Why because you are in the penitentiary, sir. No one
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: delivers pizza to people in the penitentiary. People in the
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: penicariary can on a pizza, No, sir, they cannot. But
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: we do not deliver to the penitentiary. And then we're
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: in Dallas. Do you know how long it would take
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: to get pizza to Angola? I don't, Gilbert. Let me tell, Okay,
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: who to the manager there? I am the manager. You
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: speaking with the manager. What's your name? Never mind what
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: my name is, Just know that I'm the manager. Okay.
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: Let me say this to you. Just you to manage there.
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: If I don't get no pizzas here tonight, I'm going
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: I get out in three years. I'm coming down there,
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna you up. So you think you're talking
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: to you, ain't go up. In three years, I won't
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: be here, but matter fact, I just might stay here
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: for three years. So when you come back, let me
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: tell you something. If y'all don't brainy piece of this
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: penitential and get it to the guard before he get
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: off work, then but it's gonna be around here now
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: in order. These ten pitchers and everybody on the cell
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: block is waiting on them, sir, I don't I don't
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: care about you and your folk on your cell blocks.
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: You are in the penitentiary and I don't even know
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: why you calling. Are you on my phone? This is
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: a business, okay, and I have a job to do.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: I am not delivering pizzas still penitentially, So y'all discriminator
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: about where y'all brain pizzas are more. We don't discriminate,
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: but we ain't located in that goal. Unless you go
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: give me some petrol from my metro, I ain't coming.
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. I want you to remember
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: the number three fold two dads six eight nine. If
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: you see that gray painted on your house, on that
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: damn pizza place, then you know my then got out
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: and I'm looking for your three pot two dads six
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: eight nine. I don't give it about three pot two
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: six eight nine and seven pot three. What I'm saying
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: is your grass. If you come up here in three
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: years and guess what, don't drop the soap. That's why
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: I said, thank you. Talking off my phone, I got
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: one more thing to tell you before I get on
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: three years. The land words I'm gonna say. You're listening, Yeah,
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: I'm listening. Say what you gotta say is Nephew Tommy
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: from the Steve Harby Morning Show. Your girlfriend got me
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: to pray phone call you. Oh my goodness, you dropping me?
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: You gotta be freaky kny Man. Oh my god, Oh god,
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: this is nephew Tommy. Was that a bit much, y'all? Godeous?
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: I can't take it. People in prison to get him
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: pizza E for n then, you know, I know, god,
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: pizza n Man. It's all good, all right, thank you, Neth.
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: Coming up a subject for the Strawberry Letter for today.
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: I'm a star, but my friends say I suck. That's
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: coming up right after this. You're listening to show. It
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: is time for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting, and more. Please
• 51:20
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• 51:24
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• 51:29
  Speaker 1: hold on tight. Here it is the straw baby Letter.
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: You're gonna love this letter, Steve subject. I'm a star,
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: but my friends say I suck. Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: forty nine years old, but I look thirty. Praise the Lord.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: I'm an entertainer by nature. I love life and I
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: celebrate it every day. I'm high energy and always the
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: life of the party wherever I go. Recently, I started
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: an Instagram account to showcase my talent, and I have
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: a hundred followers that like my work. I learned from you, Steve,
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: that it's never too late to pursue your dreams. So
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: here's my issue. It's never too late. So here's my issue.
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: My so called friends told me that I'm not as
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: good as I think I am, and when they come
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: to my shows, it's just for a good laugh. They
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: told me that they have been laughing at me and
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: not with me for the longest time. But they didn't
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: have the heart to tell me. Can you imagine how
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: I felt? I was down and felt defeated at first,
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: but then I said, scrow them. I miss hanging out
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: with my friends, but I know in my soul that
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: I'm bound for greatness. What should I do now? I
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: need support and positive input, not a bunch of haters
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: laughing at me. Where do I go from here? Should
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: I stay on track and pursue my passion or listen
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: to my hating friend. I want to leave my job
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: and pursue the It's full time, so please help me.
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: I don't want to make a big mistake. Well, this
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: entire letter, you didn't say what your talent is. You
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: didn't say if you were a singer, dancer, actress, comedian, etc.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: You didn't say, I'm guessing possibly a comedian. Since you
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: say they're laughing at you, not with you. I knew
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: you were going to say that, Steve, she could be
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: a singer, though, I'm sure when they told you that. Yes,
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: of course you felt defeated, not to mention hurt, and
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: you are right, it's never too late to pursue your dreams.
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: You shouldn't give up on your dreams. Many talented people
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: say you know they got their starts later in life,
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: and maybe your friends are hating you. Don't know. So
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: what I say to you is you need to get
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: in front of some professionals who can really tell you,
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: you know, if you have some talent or not, and
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: you can you know, then decide if it's something you
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: want to pursue. But please, Lord, please do not quit
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: your job before you get a professional opinion. Okay, because
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: I hate to say it, but but what if your
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: friends are writing, then you quit your job. Okay, don't
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: do that, all right, Just get in front of some professionals. Um,
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: you know, if you have some tapes, if you have
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: some videos and stuff, send them around to see what
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: they think. Some real people, all right, who are in
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: the business. All right, Steve, you ain't gonna do none
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: of that. Later here to professional opinion, right here, Let's
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: just gonna get this. Cut the music off, make sure
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: she hit me. Clear this up. Let me show you
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: line by line how this is not good. I'm forty
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: nine years old, but I look thirty. Who next line,
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: I'm an entertainer by nature? The hell do that? Mere?
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: I'm assuming nature is an offshoot of the word natural,
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: meaning I'm an entertainer naturally. Now, let me explain something
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: to you. When you're naturally an entertainer, it don't mean
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: you good at it. Your ass just like a fool
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: around and clown. And then here you come, just what
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: I thought. I love life. I celebrated every day. I'm
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: high energy. I'm always the life of the party wherever
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: I go. Okay, you know how many people is that
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: ain't making a damn dollar at it? You're ready for
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: you next one. I started in Instagram account showcase my talent.
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: I have a few hundred followers that like my work.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: Excuse me, I don't know how long you've been doing this,
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: but a few hundred is like three hundred people. There's
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: people that sit on Instagram all day and hit that
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: little heart say they like something. Now, it's a lot
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: of people that ain't got no talent that's on Instagram
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: liking other people that ain't got talent. Baby, that don't
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: mean nothing has in them. Mass you can they buy
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: your music or anything. She'll singer, Shelley, she'll singer and
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: a bad one, but she a bad one now because
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: she stopped singing and just started explaining stuff to people.
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: Then jump right back into song. She like a musical,
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: like a movie. Yeah, she like a music Oklahoma. Yeah,
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: she'll be talking you know what. And then it's came
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: to me. I been looking for love and I find died.
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: That's what I did, girl, I found loving that Okay.
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: Then this is where the letter takes an ugly turn.
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: I learned from you, Steve. See, I don't like getting
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: drug into this type mess right here because I ain't
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: seen you. So if you're forty nine, I ain't definitely
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: ain't told you you look thirty. Ah. I'm an entertainer
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: for real, not by nay. It's what I do. My
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: Instagram ain't got two three hundred people on here liking
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: my work. I don't know, lady to say looking good.
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: So here's my issue. My soul called friends told me
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: I'm not as good as I think I am, and
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: when they come to my shows, it's just for a
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: good lad. They told me they've been laughing at me
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: and not and not with me for the longest time.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: So sad, but DATA had a heart to tend when
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: they just told you. Helen. Now I'm here to tell
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: you too, Shelly. Talking about a professional opinion, I'm gonna
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: give it to you right after we get She asked
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: for it. She needs that. Um, all right, Look, we'll
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: have part two of Steve's response coming up. The subject
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: of this letter is I'm a star, but my friends
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: say I suck. We're gonna get into it at twenty
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: three after the hour when we come back right after this.
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: You're listening, all right, Steve, Come on, let's recap today's letter.
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: But somebody think they molding. I'm a star, but my
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: friends say I suck. Now, if this is all, this
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: is a contradictory. This letter goes downhill. I'm forty nine,
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: but I look thirty right there. I'm an entertainer by nature.
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: I got a few hundred followers that like my work.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: You're forty nine. You got three hundred people. You're forty nine.
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: See Timmy Phillip comedy clubs, venues sell out all over
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: the country. Kills selling our shows. These dudes is famous.
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: You can't go no, damn well and Philip a round. No,
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: she need a professional opinion. See, you can't go No.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: What anybody bought now, I take it to see you.
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: The fact that you won't tell us what you do
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: is a sign that you must not do it well,
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: I'm entertaining. Now I'm with Shelly. Now do you tell
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: jokes or do you sing? Or is it a combination?
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: Or is it when you start singing, it's a damn joke.
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: My so called friends told me I'm not as good
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: as I think I am, and when they come to
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: my shows, it's just for a good laugh. They told
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: me that they've been laughing at me and not with
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: me for the longest, so you might be telling jokes
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: or trying to do something, but they didn't have a
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: heart to tell me. Can you imagine how I felt? Uh? Me,
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: I can't. I can't relate to this story. Head you
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: come my show laughing at me. I have you had?
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: Hauling and rolling? I make people get up, run to
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: the back of the room and come back and try
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: to sit out. I make people ball up in a knot.
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: I have people a face, hunting, spitting drinks out. Ain't
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: that what we do? Tommy Junior said, can you imagine
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: how I felt? Now? Hell? Now we came. I was
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: down and felt defeated at first, but then I said,
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: screw them, I miss hanging out with my friends. Here
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: go my favorite line. But I know in my soul
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: that I'm bound for greatness. You know that's probably heaven.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: That's probably what you're bound for greatness. Yeah, you've brought
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: up soul and bound. Your soul is probably bound for health,
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: and you probably real nice lady, so you'll sound that
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: you think it's bound for great Now you're just gonna
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: go to heaven, which is even better than being down
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: here and being a successful entertainer by nature. What should
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: I do? I need support and positive put, not a
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: bunch of haters laughing at me. Okay, cool, here's some
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: positive input. Shirley told you, whatever you do, don't quit
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: your damn day. Joab Sharty told you that I agree
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: with Shirley. What Sharley said, whatever you do, don't quit
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: your job? You said, where do I go from here?
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  Speaker 1: Should I stay on track and pursue my passion? You
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  Speaker 1: are not on track. You ain't got no track. You
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: got three hundred likes on Instagram, don't don't base them
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  Speaker 1: on that or listen to my hating friends. I want
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  Speaker 1: to leave my job and pursue this full time. Don't
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: you do? Then, Surely said, whatever you do, don't you
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  Speaker 1: quit your damn job. You're gonna starve. Let me explain
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: to you what you're gonna do. Listen to me. If
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: you quit your job, you're gonna have to find a
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: refrigerator box. What are you listening to me? You're gonna
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: have to find a refrigerator box. Then you're gonna have
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: to find an open space under the bridge. Don't you
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: have to find yourself a grocery car. Gotta have that cart.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: You gotta have that car. Then in that grocery cart,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna have to find your air condition that they'll
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: put in it. Then you're gonna need to start collecting
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: clothes and put all of them on at the same time.
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  Speaker 1: You got to lay it. Then then you're gonna become
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: unrecognizable after a while. And then you're gonna be sitting
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: somewhere at the bus stop talking to your dam And
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: then some of your friends gonna be in their car
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: on their way to work and look over there, and
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: they're not gonna be showish you, because all of a sudden,
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: your ass is fitting to look every bit of sixty nine. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you what's happened, She says, she learned
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: from you. She learned the damn thing for me learn
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  Speaker 1: this from me. It's never too late to pursue your dream.
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  Speaker 1: Just change your dream. You're not fit to be an
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  Speaker 1: entertainer if you're forty nine and you ain't made a check.
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  Speaker 1: First of all, they don't give fifty year old people
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: record deal. Yeah she's a singer. Yeah. See, if you're
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: a singer, they're not gonna give your record deal because
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: they give you record deals for three records. There ain't
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: even no promise you're gonna be here to do the
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: third album. Hell, I'm just trying to you how they
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: don't do it. Now listen to me. Now, you got
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: this grocery cart next to your bus stop and he
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: talking to yourself and your friends are driving by timeout. Damn,
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: you know what that shitn't look like. Huh. It can't
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: be because it ain't that you didn't gain weight. It's
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: just you got everything you own, everything you own, you
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: got it on. Now listen to me. Stop this. You're
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: not feeling be no, stop. She already is in your man,
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: she is. Just be a great person. Try to make
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: it to him. Your reward is in heaven because it
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: ain't down. After feeling, we gotta go email at your
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  Speaker 1: Instagram as your thoughts on Today's Strawberry Letter and Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey FM. You're listening to Steve Morning Show. All right,
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: Steve Jay is here with comedy roulette. All right, here
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  Speaker 1: we go. Category number one. You all really need to
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: stop feeding that baby? Really really? Number two, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: going to the funeral because I didn't like him when
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  Speaker 1: he was alive. Okay, that's what we do. Number three.
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  Speaker 1: Don't those whiskers bother her? Her bother her? Yea A.
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  Speaker 1: Number four No, because you never pay back. No, okay,
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  Speaker 1: Number five, stop fighting it. Just shave it all off. Okay,
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: shave it all off. All right, here we go, spin it.
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  Speaker 1: We's spitting, We're spitting it. Oh, let's see. There we go.
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  Speaker 1: I want that funeral, That's what I want. It stopped
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  Speaker 1: the number one guy, And you all really need to
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: stop feeding that baby? Stall what really need to stop
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: feeding that baby? Y'all really need to stop feeding that baby.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: Your baby got a belt on his pampers. You know,
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: really need to stop feeding that baby. I'll tell you
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: nothing to say. I need to stop feeding that baby.
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  Speaker 1: When I go to the cookout and the baby plate
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: got the same amount of barbecue, y'all really stop feeding
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: this base too much. Let me tell you something. Man,
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: the car seat is too small. Y'all didn't took the
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: Boston off and put it in the car. Man, y'all
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: need to quit feed. Y'all need to quit feeding this baby.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: This baby that went out and bought a clipboard and
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: she taking the inventory all the baby food almost were
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: about three down two jars and looks like we won't
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: need a refiel, but just checking it off on the clipboard.
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  Speaker 1: Really need to stop feeding this baby. Baby one year
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: old and just killed a turkey. Leg rested, moaning off.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you you need to feed. Come on, if
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: this baby want breastfeed on any rest it just start read.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: Y'all didn't start feeding this baby. No breast is safe.
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  Speaker 1: Come the baby three and y'all time by getting light
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: bul suck. Come on, man, stop y'all need to feed
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: y'all baby simply because y'all baby ever been able to
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: wear a hat I've seen that would have babies Just
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: a big look at it with that swelling as we speak.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: All right, we'll be back with more of the Steve
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show right after you're listening to Steve Morning Show. Well,
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: guys about now. A lot of kids, a lot of
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: kids start making out their Christmas lists, you know what
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: they want for Christmas. One father wound up really shocked
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: at the list of stuff his ten year old just
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: requested for Christmas. Father who goes by the name of
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  Speaker 1: eight Johnson four twelve a underscore Johnson four twelve on Twitter,
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  Speaker 1: just shared his daughter's handwritten Christmas list, which contained a
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: lot of pricey items like an iPhone for instance, AirPods,
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: a MacBook Air, a pair of Gucci sliders, a Chanel purse.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: I was gonna say this sounds like my Christmas list video. Yeah,
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: pink pumas are real bunny essential oils, and even four
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  Speaker 1: thousand dollars. It's a ten year olds list. Uh. The
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: dad captioned the list. My ten year old daughter must
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: be out of her mind with this Christmas list. Yeah,
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: but you know, hey, that's what she wanted, so that's
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: what she put on the list. She doesn't understand the
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: real bunny get that. That's it? What about the uh?
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  Speaker 1: What about the iPhone eleven? You're getting a damn funny
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: and have a phone older than you, right that your
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: phone is older than you? Did you guys ever put
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: anything outrageous on your Christmas list, I knew what we
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: didn't do that, yeah to get I was hoping to
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: get this one. Damn im I wanted. I raged what
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: I laded. Thing I need to do is piss them off.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: Oh you crazy, You must not want a damn thing
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  Speaker 1: I wish I had. I didn't play the games with
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: my father. What you want for Christmas? Well, a bike?
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: We ain't get no bike this year? What else you want? Okay? Cool?
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: I just want something else. Yeah, And then the next
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: year I got the bike, so I was cool. We
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: ain't got no bike this what else you want? And
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: they cheap? Now, bikes is cheap now. It's like the
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: cheap kids don't go outside. They stay outside on there
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  Speaker 1: and they stay inside on their iPhone and not go outside.
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  Speaker 1: You can't tell them. You're gonna make me man, you
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna be ale to go outside. That means nothing.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they don't go outside, Steve, No, they do
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  Speaker 1: not go outside. So bikes is cheap because of that. Well,
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: I mean that's one of the reasons. I mean, when
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: you really think about it, how many people you actually
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: see kids riding bikes? These nights. Yeah, you don't see that.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: You see way more adults now riding bikes. Kids. Wow, crazy,
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: I guess I don't said. I told my nephew, we
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: get some trash under the tree. He said, what tree?
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: You don't even know what, Eddie. Yeah, he didn't know tree.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: Go get the trash. Mother the tree out then, Mama,
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: y'all what tree. I love your family, you don't get
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: you behind. I think you'll get trash about the Yeah. Kids, kids,
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: you know, they're on their they play their games, their
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: video games, or they're on their iPhones or their iPads.
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  Speaker 1: They do not go outside like well you you bout
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  Speaker 1: a phone I paid and some gift cards and they
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: don't care after that. Yeah, they're happy. They're happy. Man. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: All I wanted was dolls and clothes. Dolls and clothes,
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: and I got that, so I was cool and I
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  Speaker 1: loved going outside. But um, toys, they don't care about that.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: Damn big wheelothes with a big whill. Oh no dolls,
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. Yeah. But yeah, Steve, it's an amazing thing.
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  Speaker 1: That's why you know a lot of kids have weight
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: issues and things like that because they don't move around
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: like we did. You know and stuff. So it's quite different. Wow, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's quite different. How I uh huh, what would you say, Tommy? Here,
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  Speaker 1: go to one. I want it. I wanted roller skates
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: that you skating in the skating rink. I wanted though,
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  Speaker 1: so I told my dad I wanted some roller skates.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't go in detail. He gets me the ones
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: you have outside that you still have your shoe on
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  Speaker 1: and just slip it on top of the skated It
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  Speaker 1: breaks on le a little, yes, yes, all right. Coming up,
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  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Time
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  Speaker 1: the Son dedicated to all the side peace centners out there.
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  Speaker 1: players have a bone, perfect time for creeping. If you're
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  Speaker 1: a side piecer or close to the family shopping, white
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  Speaker 1: be killed the monk, but I saved some money for
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  Speaker 1: myself to play side piece. A clouse might not like
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  Speaker 1: how I'm living, might call me a dog, but come
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  Speaker 1: blessing the mons who can use some help. They need
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  Speaker 1: a side piecin a close. I'm again that keep giving,
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  Speaker 1: that's my god call. In these class minds, it could
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  Speaker 1: be the death of a side piece a close or
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  Speaker 1: baby I'm saty sent a clown. They call me the
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  Speaker 1: side peace a close may beside peace and close, or
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  Speaker 1: baby I'm side PyCon a clown. Wow, you say he
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  Speaker 1: was Rob Hawkins Reggie. You're listening all right? So our
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  Speaker 1: resident poets, Oh yeah, Junior in the building, Yeah right now,
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what's Christmas time? Baby? Christmas time? And it's
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: a time that a lot of people breaking up, but
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  Speaker 1: they really don't know how to say it to the
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  Speaker 1: other person. So I thought we might were just standing poem.
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  Speaker 1: It's the best way to do it. Just say it
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  Speaker 1: in poem. Herein go one right here in time. He's
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  Speaker 1: all Christmas break up poem. Here we go, mistletoe. Mistletoe
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  Speaker 1: is what we want, kissed become this Christmas. These lips
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  Speaker 1: you gonna miss and that ain't all merry Christmas. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: that's how you break up right now. The gotta watch
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  Speaker 1: a lot of time. He ain't got as a lot
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  Speaker 1: of time. This name just like that missing toad missing
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  Speaker 1: toad is where we once kissed, become this Christmas? These
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  Speaker 1: nits you go miss and then ain't all merry Christmaster.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah somebody now he got another one. Time he got
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  Speaker 1: another one. Frosty, frosty like your attitude has been but
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  Speaker 1: when you try your key to night, it won't let
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  Speaker 1: you win. Marry Christmas with you. Yeah, you're getting better relationships.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: It's like we got time to argue all night long. No, no,
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  Speaker 1: just say this. The relationship is over because you've been
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: messing with my wig. You even smoked three branches off
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  Speaker 1: my Christmas tree. You got to go Marry Christmas smoke. Yeah,
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: y'all ask how you put down there and smoked three
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  Speaker 1: branches off the tree. No, we don't need I like this.
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  Speaker 1: This would hit me about one thirty in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: It's about one third in the morning. It came to me,
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  Speaker 1: hid you haul may flower or even two guys and
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  Speaker 1: a truck? Their numbers are on the counter, And I
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  Speaker 1: wish you good luck Marry Christmas. That's my favorite. Mary.
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  Speaker 1: Christmas just wants you to know. How about you? Here
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  Speaker 1: for you haul you may flower or even two guys
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  Speaker 1: in the truck. Their numbers are on the counter and
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  Speaker 1: I wish you good luck. Marry Christma. Yeah, I think
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: I might do that shirt just a break up Christmas call.
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  Speaker 1: I like them. Okay, here we go, all right twards
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  Speaker 1: the night before Christmas, please try to be gone because
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: I'm getting my life together and I'm moving on babu
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  Speaker 1: by Marry Christmas. I got hit it with the Marry Christmas.
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  Speaker 1: That Marry Christmas. Yeah it's not really Yeah, piggle lands
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  Speaker 1: one I wrote this. It said that gen your bread
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  Speaker 1: man to the gingerbread lady, this relationship is over because
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: you've been asked shading whole home. Merry Christmas, steady, that's
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: not you. Break up? Yeah, thank you? Coming up closing
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  Speaker 1: remarks right after this you're listening to all right, Steve,
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: here we are last break of the day. Wow, what
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: a week it's been. Huh yeah, crazy week politically speaking,
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  Speaker 1: I mean just everything. It's been a crazy, crazy week. Wow.
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  Speaker 1: So you have some closing remarks for Steve got okay, um,
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  Speaker 1: in light of encouraging people, oh and getting people to
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  Speaker 1: understand the process that we are all involved in when
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: it comes to finding our success in our happiness. We
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  Speaker 1: are all in the process. And you know, one of
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  Speaker 1: the things. When you're trying to become happier, you're seeking
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  Speaker 1: out your success, your position in life, what you're gonna do,
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: how you're gonna get it done. Maybe you start a business,
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: maybe you're trying to get a promotion, maybe you're trying
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  Speaker 1: to finish school. Whatever it is, You're gonna run into
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  Speaker 1: some things. That is just life. You are not the
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  Speaker 1: only one. But when you get hit with one of
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  Speaker 1: them hardness, one that kind of slows your role a
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  Speaker 1: little bit, and we all have them, one that kind
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  Speaker 1: of knocks you down and you didn't see it coming.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, man, it's life is difficult, man, it really
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: really is. And all of us have to face some
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: of these challenges that are so heavy that it feels
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  Speaker 1: like it knocks us out the game. And you can
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: be thrown for it. Don't get me wrong, it's human nature.
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  Speaker 1: You could get tossed up pretty bad where you feel
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: like giving up. You can you can get tossed up
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  Speaker 1: pretty bad where you feel like, well this is the end.
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  Speaker 1: But when you get knocked down, when you get ran over,
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  Speaker 1: when you get pushed, when you're exhausted, you gotta get
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: back in the game. You have to get back in
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: the game. It's still no excuse for not getting back
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  Speaker 1: in the game. Because life is ten percent what happens
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  Speaker 1: to you. It's n what you do about it. Everybody
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: has hardships, everybody has challenge moments. Everybody gets knocked down,
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: everybody get ran over, everybody get blindside it. But you
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  Speaker 1: have got to get back in the game. You don't
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  Speaker 1: have the time. Time is too precious for you to
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  Speaker 1: just sit on the sideline on the bench, not playing anymore.
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  Speaker 1: You can't do that. God is your coach, and with
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: God all things are possible. I want to ask you
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: something when God is doing what he does, when he's
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: in the background, moving on your behalf, when he's back
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: there working out things that you don't know that's working on,
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: when he is working on your behalf, just because he
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  Speaker 1: knows you've been asking him too, if he'd been secretly
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  Speaker 1: working on your behalf because you his child, because you
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  Speaker 1: honor him, love him, in respect him. If he's in
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: the background working on your behalf, wouldn't you like to
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  Speaker 1: be on the field for the end of the game.
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  Speaker 1: Wouldn't you like to be on the field when the
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: results come in? When God gets through doing what he doing.
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  Speaker 1: Wouldn't you love to be there when He puts his
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  Speaker 1: stamp of approval on it. Wouldn't you like to be
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  Speaker 1: on the field in the game when the package that
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: you've been praying for finally arrives. Wouldn't you like to
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: be in the field in the game when He finally
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: answered that prayer. Wouldn't you like to be there standing
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  Speaker 1: on the field when it all turns around and all
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: your haters got to sit there and become your footstools.
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  Speaker 1: Wouldn't you like to be on the field for that?
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: I know I would. I want to be on the
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: field when God starts packed in our victories. I want
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: to take a victory left when God starts blessing you
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: when everybody said was over. I love it when God
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: proved people wrong. I absolutely love it. I love it
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  Speaker 1: when God say there's nothing then you can do to
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  Speaker 1: my child that he can't handle. And when you get
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: through starting these fires around him, when you get through
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: messing with him, look at him. He gonna be stronger
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: and bigger and brighter and better than ever. When you
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: was laughing at him, when you thought he folded and
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: I came to his rescue, who laughing now all the
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: people in the stands will see it. You won't have
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  Speaker 1: to shove it in nobody's face. Oh they're gonna see it.
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  Speaker 1: They're gonna be sicker, they're gonna try something else. But
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  Speaker 1: at the end of the day, I want to be
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  Speaker 1: on the field when it's over, when God comes through,
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  Speaker 1: when he show up like he always does. I don't
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  Speaker 1: care if it's the last second field goal, as long
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  Speaker 1: as I win the game. What difference doing me. I
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  Speaker 1: got hurt while I was playing, but I won't I'll
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  Speaker 1: take that. I got a great life for you, but
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  Speaker 1: you got to stay in the game to get it.
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  Speaker 1: God got a great life for you, but you gotta
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  Speaker 1: get up when you get ran over. God got a
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  Speaker 1: great life for you, but you gotta hang on when
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: you feel like sitting down. God got a great life
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  Speaker 1: for you. But you will never know how great it
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  Speaker 1: is until you get the end results. You'll never know
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  Speaker 1: how great it is until you hanging in and see
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  Speaker 1: what God finally had worked out for you. Stay on
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  Speaker 1: the field, get back in the game. It's critical. It's critical.
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  Speaker 1: I want to be on the field when they're doing
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  Speaker 1: the victory lab. Those are my closing remarks. Wow, drop
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