5:35 Idiotology April 16, 2026: The Lake County Jerker
Seattle prepares for World Cup and removes 5 million pounds of trash and 600K needles from public spaces, Headline of the Week contender #5: Man exposed buttocks to employees while standing on fast-food counter, A Facebook post helped track down a 63-yr-ol Eustis man who was driving around masturbating because he "gets horny" sometimes...
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