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Last time I know latency sidequest fucker.
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Took my duck. Want to make a name for myself
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in this city. I need to get my duck back.
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How do I get? My?
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But I am actually quite intrigued by this job,
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especially because it's a live animal.
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I don't think I've actually seen a live animal since I was a
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child. Then adopt yesterday, the prize
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of the first night of the auction, I bought, and I paid
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money for the job. You can't tell us what But you
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can say, forget didn't sell it to?
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Let's say I left the computer unlocked in my office.
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I'll do a quick search. On the computer, will get all
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the information. We need, will get the hell out
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of you. Your item will be smart
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Warehouse, 25 until delivery location is supplied, so
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Warehouse, 25 is where it's stored.
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This is this where we have the conversation.
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So, all right. Look, I'm already up to.
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I'm sorry. He's gone on a little bit longer
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than we thought and have to now also work for the collector, but
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I really appreciate it, both like on board to help me get
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back my mallard. To me, you're both cool in my
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book. Hey man, you're cool.
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As soon as I saw that TV on your shoulders, you know what?
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I wish I had my best friend of me here Sano to hear that
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because he hates me, just for having a TV for a head-on.
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Oh sucks. All right.
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How many times you seen the guy with the TV for a head?
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That has a pet duck? That were rescuing from a
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warehouse. I mean, we didn't die for this
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duck. I hope you don't tell me.
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I have to live with him. Yeah.
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Yeah, it sucks when you have a friend who's boring and lame,
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Yeah, all he wants to do is just murderer, Sokka, people that
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sounds Lina's swords and just act all cool and Moody and dark
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Corners, we should be friends because that sounds right up my
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alley. Well, it's it is.
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All right. This is all part of the job.
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We will take care of it. We will get your duck, and we
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will do this job for the collector.
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Yeah, look. Hey, we got a job with you, and
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now we got another job with the collector.
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So, as far as I know, it's been up and up, you know what?
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Here I got a, I got another thing, a kitten catch here, not
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for now, but for later, it's going to say, save it for after,
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you know, I think I'm gonna hold Laughs.
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After seeing you with the TV, I'm telling you the TV had
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thing. Really fucked me up.
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I'm just saying you can just just hold onto it for later for
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yourself. Yeah.
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Okay. I'll definitely hold on to it
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this collector. They seem like they might be a
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good contact to have for future things.
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Do you have you worked with this collector before?
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They seemed like they knew your name?
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Yeah, dude. What the fuck?
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Man, I, yes. What was that by legally
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binding? Constructive for something that
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I've signed for somebody else that cannot describe exactly
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what I said or done near the collectors mentioned for, what
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times? I have been.
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Okay, that was fucking weird. Okay.
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Well, sorry, what did I just say?
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I didn't realize it, you said something.
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Oh shit. Okay, inside retro, you faced
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out for a second and you notice the warehouse start to come into
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your vision and you've got a break roll, the driver couldn't
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hit the brakes, hit the brakes. You roll it onto the sidewalk
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and you pop the back right tire. Oh God.
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All right, so you're gonna have to change the tire before you
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leave. Oh, I might as well change it
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now, I'll change the tire. It's my fault.
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If y'all want to try to scope it out. all right, I will I will
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check it out. Yeah, the front of the building
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has two doors. Okay.
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When you arrive at the warehouse, there are there are
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two doors at the front of the building, you've got a small
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door for like people and then like a garage door that Vehicles
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will go into. And that's what you see on the
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front of a building big sign that says Warehouse 25 and the
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logo for you P and S and are there like, guards, cameras
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turrets. There's a low grade camera
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outside and there aren't any workers outside.
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Currently, although you haven't checked around the back of the
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building. So I'll go ahead and I'll just
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kind of do a little circle around the building.
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Not being terribly, you know, out in the open but trying to be
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a little conspicuous. I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna let
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pris do our thing because that's not my thing around.
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The back of the building Romeo perception.
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Check 18, oh yeah, around the back of the building near the
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back door is a porta potty. It seems there is Someone inside
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having a bad day. Well, Damn.
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Is going to try not to laugh. She is that it's quiet as
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possible. And all right, well, we got at
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least one person here. Not a good day.
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You really suck. It's just gross.
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I'm not going to put audit audience.
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I'm not putting audio in for this.
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Just imagine it for yourself. I'll give you one.
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There you go. That's we go.
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That's it. That's give the people what they
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want. Well, since they're completely
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occupied in this, I was kind of just walk past and do you know,
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survey the rest of, you know, the other side of the building
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as well. Yeah, you find someplace like
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some trash cans and stuff but you found the exit on the back
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of the building. So there is an entrance fire
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exit on the back. Okay, well I returned back to
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the others. There's at least one person
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here. I don't know if it's their
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security guard for the evening, but he is not having a good day
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in the porta potty of resting Grinch face.
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No, no, he has something terribly different.
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I cannot think of a witty pun for what is happening in the
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porta potty in the back right now, but it's bad as dropping a
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yule log. Okay, inspiration inspiration.
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A that is worthy of its, that is worthy.
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Absolutely. How's the tire looking?
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It's fixed. I got it done.
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Oh yeah. You rolled a 19.
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That's fine. Okay, we got a new Target.
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How many times I've had to fix tires on this damn van.
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She's a Beauty. She's my Vana.
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So so you said there's some kind of person in the back door
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occupied. I don't know for how much longer
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so we may want to move quickly. Okay, well, we're going to
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definitely want to slow them down.
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Maybe we could lock the door from the outside and make sure
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they don't get out. Yeah, can I go ahead and take a
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piece of like debris or trash? That's outside and jam it inside
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the little. What is it that whether they put
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a padlock on the outside for ya and then I'll do that.
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Tie it off. So then that way they can't get
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out. That's going to cost you 15
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scrap, okay? Just deduct it from the immense
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amount of scrap you already have.
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Yes. Okay.
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Because I know you have large play, need to start getting you
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to end it. So that's so then we're in the
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back right here. You feel him in the porta,
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potty, put his hand against the the door, but he's locked it
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from the inside. So he still doesn't know that
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it's locked. So Terminus will point at the
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back door with with his thumb and say, like come on, let's go.
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You know, try not to make any noise.
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Yeah, let's let's Kris Kringle this inside doing.
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Is there any special lock to get in this back door?
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Roller perception? Check.
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Okay, let's do that. You rolled your old one.
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I rolled a one and as you're standing next to the door is are
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expecting it. What you notice is that there's
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a piece of wood, keeping it open, but you press the door, it
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closes and locks son of them. So the guy in the porta potty,
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obviously, left something in there to keep it open, so he
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could get back in you've now ruined that opportunity.
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Shit. Oh man.
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Okay wait I got something and I have a lock-picking kit.
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I can try to pick this lock. Mmm.
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If it's a traditional analog lock, if it's not I have
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electronic security Tech as well.
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It's a it's a it's a traditional lock.
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This place isn't high security, it has shitty Tech.
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For 750. Eddie's a day.
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Yeah, yeah, exactly. They just bleed you.
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All right, so I'll use my lock picking kit and I'll put my
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three remaining. Look, I'm about to jam it in.
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Well, what are you doing? I'm obviously pick.
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You don't put an XR7 in with a pin bolt be Eat a 1070.
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Sick with a 1278, 10 volt, Terminus just looks at the, the
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Lockpick Set, and he looks at retro and he goes you, you do
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it, okay? Look, this is how you do it
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properly, okay? Gotta use the trim bolt slide in
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gently. All right.
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And then as you slide in, you fix around with the 2784, can
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you get to the right and the buell's and then you pop it in?
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Like so kind of like you shake it, like a Polaroid picture kind
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of deal. Anyway, we're whispering.
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Right? That's why he cannot hear you.
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He is too busy shitting himself. Making his all sounds including
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those right now, but he's having a bad day.
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Yeah, it's chimneys on fire. Okay, exactly.
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If I could give inspiration twice, I would do it.
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Do the thing, do the clock, roll picklock.
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I didn't know. In all right, if you want to use
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that, now that's fine. Well again you must I must, I
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must, I must to another one. A re-roll always brings another
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one. I knew it.
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I knew it. As you're as you're trying to as
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your mansplaining, this to terminus, you look at him, not
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paying attention and snap both of his picked his lock picks and
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you have broken his locket bad. In the lock.
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And now the door probably isn't going to open.
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You can have to come in a different way.
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Oh God. Okay.
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All that explaining for this, we're never gonna get this duck.
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We can't lose Faith. All right, we lost faith in our
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tools. It turned out to be crappy.
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We're going to do it. We can fix it up this way.
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We'll just go in the front, kick in the door and bring Christmas.
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To these Godless Heathen motherfuckers.
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Why don't we just kick? Damn, that guy's so loud.
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I almost want to tip over that fucking porta potty.
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You know what? That might not be a bad idea
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terminus. Look, listen, just hear me out.
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It'll cause a chaos. A panic.
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You'll call somebody. If there's anybody else in the
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building, they'll come out to try to help them and then,
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that's our ticket in or he'll if he's alone, he'll call somebody
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from another building or somewhere else.
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And we'll have people come, who are?
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We weren't even supposed to be here in the first place.
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All right, fair enough. That is also a possibility.
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Okay, suggestion, we check the other door if we Get in fine.
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And then we can tip the porta potty over on the way out.
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Okay. I just want to make sure we at
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least have that in our Zeitgeist.
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You know that we might do it fine.
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Fine. But three can ruin the plan but
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honestly I have to look to press because they're they've got the
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thing on their shoulders. Yeah, yeah.
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Press you got the Lead Foot. I think you should do the
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kicking of the doors fine. If it will bring Some joy to
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both of your faces. I will do that.
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Can you do a one liner? When you do it too, which door
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are you kicking it? Yeah, front or back.
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Well we're here at the back and I don't think that this person
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in the porta-potties going to hear us.
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So let's do. Let's do the back and feel free
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again to do a one liner. Well, Die Hard, is a Christmas
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movie, right? So, you know, UPI, okay, all
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right, Romy, broiling, everything, only sure.
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It could be brawling Athletics, whatever you want.
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Well, no, it is. It's very much like done about
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strength. Alright.
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Brawling. That's fair.
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Okay. Okay.
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The same skill level for me involved.
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Anyway teen? Yeah, good enough at the door,
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the lock as you kick it snaps, the ball swings open.
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And inside the room, there are just Stacks and stacks of crates
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all over the place above on the ceiling.
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There's this rack that can grab them.
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There's a nun activated turret in the center of the room and
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you hear voices. Roll me stealth.
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Just press for now. Hmm.
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Still Still Still Still 1111 you some luck oof, I did, you know,
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yell if you tell ya ya know he's he's so there's a there's a
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relatively large dude Standing On Top of the observation walk
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away wearing a Santa Tahat. I'm sorry.
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We are filming. We're doing a movie reenactment.
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And we thought that this would be the right place to do it.
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This isn't a sin, a filming location.
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Well, it was just so much that it's a warehouse, like ship
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stuff Rollergirl persuasion, because, that's wonderful.
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Bullshit DieHard know, we're filming, Now 13.
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All right. 13, it would be the NPC's human perception against
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Italy or Jack rolled a 13 as well.
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And he's like, all right. So sorry, you broke the fucking
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door, we can fix it. It's fine.
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We'll work to fix it. You better fucking fix it.
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If you fix it, then we're fine. All right, I just like, take a
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couple steps back and I look at the other two.
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Okay. All right.
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I'll fix it. Fix it.
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Fix the doors, the door on this random Warehouse.
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Let me just take we're doing today.
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I'm going to use my basic, take some Putty and re-drill the new
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hole so that way you can happen while that's going on.
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In the process of doing this, you work out how to make a key
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with the scrap that you have on you that unlocks every door in
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this building. Including any safe because you
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all the crib and he just for warehouse 25, you have a
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warehouse 25 skeleton key. Now, can I do a scan to see if I
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can find a while? He's doing that?
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I take out my cyber deck. Sounds good and, and I run a
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scam trying to visit one. Which one is it?
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There's no button here for interface, so I'm just going to
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roll. Yeah, - Robyn for us for.
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So, I I want to see if I can find an access point and 11
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actually yes. Again in terms of network
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security, this is low but in terms of Manpower, these guys
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are pretty tough. So it's more, it's more
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protected by force rather than intelligence intelligence is
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there dump stat for the UPS company if you know what I mean,
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unfortunately. So yeah.
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You find that there is a node but you're not close enough.
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It's in the office. Okay, it's in the office.
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The office is the farthest building.
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There is the farthest room from you.
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It's up some stairs along the observation walkway, in, in
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through a door. Can you can, you can feel the
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computer in there. Okay, so I'll just like let them
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know like hey if we want to cause a distraction with that
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turret, I need to get near that office then I can maybe get that
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turret to go Haywire cause some chaos.
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We pick up the duck, we get the hell out of here.
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Can I see if there is? Can I just see the inside of the
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warehouse? See if there's any people around
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or anything like that? Yeah, real perception 14.
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Yes. You see Milling around through
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some of the boxes. Yet another person.
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This guy is way bigger. Large gentleman.
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The same kind of uniform as everyone else and also wearing a
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Santa hat. He uses the bubble to like wipe
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some sweat, off his face and flicks it back.
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So what he's wearing, they're all wearing Santa hats.
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Excuse me, excuse me, I need you.
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You who else is working here? Today, you are all in violation
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of UPS worker. Worker, OSHA safety violations
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right now. I need you to come down here
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right now and come in and talk to me right now, as an OSHA
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safety representative, here you are all out of order.
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You're all out of safety equipment guidelines, and you
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all need to be reprimanded. So I need everybody here right
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now to tell me your names and who you are and who's in charge,
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come here coming right up. No, and the guy from the
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balcony, comes downstairs. And another one of them comes
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around the corner from some boxes and there's now three of
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them in this room looking The the boss lady boss lady told us
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where the house he pulls off his hat and underneath is a yellow
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hard hat. They made us wear these polka
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dots and we named agent Holly wait hold on.
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Wait a minute they made you wear these hats.
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No boss lady but the but what was your name?
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Jockey? The jack is this creating enough
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extraction for them for other people to speak by?
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I'm going to run a stuff to try to get up the stairs.
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And get to the office. All right, bro.
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Okay, here we go, this is mine 13.
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All right. The team.
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So Jack rolls at 12 and I was going to give him a minus one
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further distraction anyway, okay, so you managed to sneak
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past and get up into the the observation walkway?
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Okay, perfect. I'm in a text press saying,
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locate the duck. So when that turret goes, we get
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the duck and we get the hell out of here.
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Supposed to locate this duck as this is all happening.
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I kind of just quietly behind just look around the warehouse,
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see if there any locations that maybe our cages or like things
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that aren't just in boxes. Because I assume, if this is a
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live duck, it will not be a great role perception.
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I would like to be able to give Advantage by continuing the
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distraction by contemplating and saying, Then our CWC 784 that
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you cannot have any other car brings on top of your hard hat
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by OSHA standards because it knocks it melon void.
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Making sure that them having to wear those Santa hats over top
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of it is by federal law illegal. They cannot be doing that and
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not only them. But Miss Jackie are all
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comparable for creating a completely hazardous area for
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people to work in. And with your 16 press, what you
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notice is, no sound coming from any of the boxes in here.
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Nothing there is no squeaking of animals.
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There is no quacking of ducks. There is no ook of monkeys.
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Everything in here is either dead or doesn't speak.
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I text back Terminus there is no duck here.
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God damn it all this for nothing.
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I'm definitely pushing that guy in the pooper.
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All right. Well, am I close enough or do I
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need to be in the office? You can try and do it from here,
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but it's going to be at a minus 1.
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Okay. Well I don't want any - I want
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to be able to get in there. We have to get in the office
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then. All right?
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My Lockpick Set is broken. So what is they like a pin pad
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or just a regular lock? It's not locked.
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I was now locked. Okay, I open the door and I walk
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in. When you walk into the room, you
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walk into the office and there in the corner.
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At a computer is a fem looking human.
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With a little track suit on that has the logo for you P and S on
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it. And they're also wearing a Santa
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hat and tapping away. And they look up from their
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desk. They look at your go Visitors.
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Oh, Hello darling. I'm the new trainee.
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Where's your hat? You know, I didn't get the memo
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about the. I thought it was actually a
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joke. It's not a joke, right?
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As and and in the memo it said you had to bring 100 Eddie's.
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So, for the Hat, they put their hand out, I understand.
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But listen, listen, before we do all this, there's somebody I
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understand. But listen, there's somebody
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downstairs. I don't know what OSHA means,
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but they were talking about some kind of Osha violations with
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that. They're going on and on ice.
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I snuck out of there because, you know, I have to learn how to
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work today. I work on computers.
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I mean that's what the situation.
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All right 60, 16 s, good enough. Oh fine.
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And they open up a drawer with a little box that says bribes in
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it. I'll be back in a minute.
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Okay, perfect. Just the chance I need to get in
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there. I put on my virtuality goggles
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and I connect straight into the access point.
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Excellent. Whoo.
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Okay, first thing I'm gonna do so you I should have if into
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combat situation. I would have three actions,
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right? But with the amount of time you
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have, you have about three turns before they return.
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Okay, so I have nine actions, all right?
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The first action I'm going to do is turn on my Speedy Gonzales.
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Give me plus to speed, what's the first thing?
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I see. Oh, and then I'll do a
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Pathfinder check. Let me dou a Pathfinder, so I
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can try to check out this article.
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Architecture plus 4. All right. 12, very good.
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All right, so that's actually good enough.
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Again, this place is security, not as good as say the
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collectors mention. It's just a warehouse and you
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find a pretty Linear Security. System got four levels.
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The first thing you're presented with is a password lock.
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Okay, that's weird. Okay, so with my final third
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action in the set of three, I'll do a back door.
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Try to bypass the lock, right? And I got a 520.
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Use your inspiration. I have to.
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Yeah. All right.
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Re-rolling 88. Yes, that's good enough, seven.
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So you get past the password and you come up into the next stage
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of this security and you find a whisk stupid little things.
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All right, well, it's got attack me first.
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Yes. Does, I'll just do my speed.
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Check to try to dodge it so I get a plus 2 at the Speedy
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Gonzales. Hopefully it's good enough.
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I rolled the 12, you're all the 12.
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Yeah. Oh, they roll the tape.
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All right. Awesome.
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So I'm able to move out of the way and in the, in the net, I
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look like a, like a chief, Native American Chieftain.
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Oh, cool. That's my avatar in the net with
25:05
like two big tomahawks. Well, the Wisp is this all above
25:08
light with a Single molecule, I crackling with energy and it it
25:13
looks the wrong way and you managed to dash out of its view.
25:16
All right, I dash out of its view and now I'm going to give
25:18
it some hurt. I put the two tomahawks together
25:21
and then they form into this giant war hammer.
25:24
And I take a big swing at this thing.
25:27
And I'd say by you ugly piece of crap, and I hit it with the 13.
25:32
Yeah. Oh yeah.
25:34
No. It splits in half.
25:37
And as he opens the inside of it, Drops onto the ground, like
25:40
an egg fries on the ground. Turns to black turns, to Ash
25:45
floats up into the air. You've been terminated, I guess
25:49
13 was, you're unlocking, the next floor is what it was gone.
25:54
It is a bunch of files relating to the deliveries that the
25:59
company does. Okay, I'll definitely do an ID
26:01
to extract the file. Well, you find a few things, one
26:05
of them is of note because you find a fury.
26:09
Robotics business card perfect. And there's a note on the
26:13
business card that says deliver here.
26:16
Exactly what I was looking for 1225 sleigh, way night City and
26:20
C-17 1578, I download this file into my cyber deck, take it in,
26:27
and then I'm assuming I'm at the bottom floor here.
26:30
There is one more fool. Gotta go to the next floor.
26:35
Don't I do a bunch of actions. I did the banhammer I did.
26:39
The ID I got one more and then three more after that.
26:42
So I'll go to the next floor. What do we got?
26:44
Do you find a killer shits? All right, well, it's gonna hit
26:52
me. It's gonna hit me and here's my
26:56
role of 30. Yeah, but I rolled a one.
26:59
Oh yeah. Yes.
27:02
So, because like tips for trips over and smacks his head on the
27:07
Digital Ground, And as he comes up, his nose is completely
27:11
pressed flat on his digital face.
27:13
Us all of that back. Yeah.
27:15
Okay. I gotta I got a slide or I gotta
27:20
Just Jack out. I can.
27:21
I can safely Jack out. I wanted to leave a virus and a
27:24
cloak. I can do a cloak.
27:26
Now I'm at the bottom. Yeah, I have three actions.
27:28
Let me do a cloak. All right, I'm going to Why are
27:31
you cloaking specifically? So what I'm cloaking is just
27:35
clocking that anybody has been in this, net architecture or it
27:38
has been here. I don't want anyone to know that
27:40
I've been here so the next Netrunner has to beat a 14 which
27:45
I rolled a 10, okay? Now if that explodes yeah that's
27:49
always does explode rolling? Okay 18:18 is what the next
27:53
Netrunner will have to beat to to trace back what I did and
27:57
then I will Jack out. Cool.
27:59
You jack out as As the weld comes to again the office person
28:04
comes back in, right? Well he just won't shut up.
28:07
That's what I'm telling you you know listen what was your name
28:10
again? Jackie.
28:11
Jackie listen, this has been great but you know I quit I
28:14
don't think this is for me. This isn't my kind of gig.
28:17
You're not wearing a hat. I'm not surprised.
28:19
I was. I'm now wearing the Hat.
28:20
It's just not a good fit for me. You know, I'm not being funny
28:23
but you don't look like you've got a lot of upper body
28:25
strength. May I, I really don't, you know?
28:27
Didn't guys. Have got out there beautiful.
28:30
I know beautiful Supple men that are just that's not me.
28:35
I'm not a supplement so Jackie I wish you the best and you know I
28:40
would just just you know as a friend the you go a little heavy
28:45
on the eyeshadow I would go a little less just you know
28:48
professional like if you got in your face you're being
28:53
malicious. I wasn't being malicious but you
28:55
know it's okay. Fine whatever.
28:57
Okay. Any heads-up?
29:00
They closed the Or behind you in a half.
29:04
People don't like the truth. Okay, examiners.
29:06
As you come out to the to the walkway, you can see retro still
29:10
talking about this. OSHA violations.
29:13
Absolutely. You.
29:17
And is going to be the way to make sure that all of your
29:20
benefits are but broccoli - exactly you deserve people
29:26
community and not just like companies exactly why I should
29:31
just the company's billion br-2. We have human ones as well and
29:35
we can unionize the make sure that we get the benefits.
29:38
We need where we see time and is giving the neck cut image of
29:42
like I've done it. Let's go.
29:46
So anyways, listen for right now, I'm taking all these, I'm
29:51
going to make sure I put in a good word for you.
29:53
Three. Right now that Jackie is going
29:54
to make sure that they get the full brunt of the power of Osha
29:58
and believing please think about what I said about unionizing.
30:01
It works to your benefit and you said there was a newsletter.
30:05
Yes, yes. You can find it at this website
30:11
and I'll give them some oppression.
30:14
All right. We'll talk about unionizing and
30:16
probably be murdered by the company, but thanks very much as
30:23
we head out. First one stone I'm done.
30:28
As we head out. Yeah, this odds odds, I tip it
30:41
odds, I tip it evens. I don't sounds good.
30:45
And I rolled a even I don't, I put my hand on the porta potty
30:51
and I think about it and I just hear how much he's in pain and I
30:56
just say hold on there. And you hear him take a big
30:59
sigh. Okay, the drunks are starting to
31:03
kick in. The old Amish and you hear him,
31:09
like, I use some hand sanitizer and he tries to open the door.
31:14
I'm Gonna Roll that. No, no, no.
31:17
Oh, that's just a 5. That's not good enough.
31:20
And he shakes the Port-A-Potty and it falls over and you start
31:22
to hear something pouring in two different places.
31:39
That blue liquid. Oh, geez.
31:51
Hey, we'll be back. I'm gonna go ahead and take the
31:57
pin out of the door and open it open, and he rolls out and just
32:01
poo water and chemicals, pour into the back of that, of the,
32:05
of the building. Merry Christmas asshole.
32:14
All right, got the Poo Place away from me.
32:18
So fine. So confusing.
32:22
Christians. I feel bad.
32:25
I've been in that situation before.
32:28
No one says anything. Let's go get my duck.
32:36
Yes. You're so close to getting.
32:38
All right. We're in the car.
32:39
We have an address. Okay.
32:41
So what did you get Terminus? You got an address.
32:44
That's right. And I show them the business
32:46
card. This is it on the back.
32:48
It says delivery here and don't worry I made sure to leave no
32:53
Trace Good good. Oh good work.
32:59
I guess that both of you actually that went a lot
33:01
smoother. I'm there were a lot more people
33:05
than I expected. So I'm just going to say that it
33:08
really does chat. My hide that they made him wear.
33:10
Santa hats over their hard hats. It's extremely unsafe.
33:13
It is unsafe. It is it is and I'm glad you
33:17
were there. I had no idea.
33:18
You knew so much about the yeah violations in the workplace.
33:23
Well, when you run your own business, you have to make sure
33:25
that you're up to code. Is it safe to have a TV as
33:42
ahead? Not really, no.
33:44
Can't take baths, huh? Well, I mean, I know I can I
33:49
could put a cover like a little ring collar around, I'd say
33:52
well, so has a dust-covered. I've used to future, but yeah,
33:56
so inconvenient. Okay, well, we're gonna slay
34:00
way. It did not take long for you
34:03
guys to get Get to slay way and you arrive at the fury robotics
34:08
office. Oh gosh.
34:12
All right. All right.
34:14
Well I'm assuming this is a open to the public outside, the front
34:19
of the building in front of you is a horribly McCobb.
34:23
Seen the area is standing up a bunch of different Taxidermy
34:29
creatures all set up in kind of a Christmas.
34:32
Tableau, there's a broken reindeer robot.
34:36
There's a, what, looks like a stuffed Steve in position as an
34:40
elf and it's pretty gross. It's kind of horrific and Looks
34:44
like someone's trying to ruin Christmas.
34:46
Wow, this is actually French. It's really depressing.
34:51
Looking at all this, isn't it? Yeah.
34:53
What's so what is this is this some sort of display that
34:56
they're putting on for Christmas?
34:57
I don't know what the Steve is not unsettling us.
35:03
Most part of this, his eyes move towards your at trip.
35:06
Oh God. I don't know.
35:09
Did he just move? He's I think he's trying to talk
35:12
to you, dude, it's frightening. Can I figure out what's wrong
35:16
with them? Yeah rope section ice that his
35:19
lips have been sewn. Shut your rod in 1900.
35:22
He doesn't seem to be able to move his limbs.
35:24
Or any part of his body whatsoever, I'll use my tool
35:27
hand and you take out my exacto knife slowly cut.
35:31
Open the soda. Typically he's mad.
35:44
Who is dressed like Santa who sometimes?
35:49
Well that's just a shit Santos Santos Fury.
35:54
Okay I'm toast Fury. The one who bought the one who
35:58
bought the duck. Retro.
35:59
Ask your weird friend. If they know anything about the
36:02
duck Channel. Do you know anything about my
36:07
duck? A duck?
36:09
Just kill it, just kill the same.
36:11
Get rid of it, snapping, you do not need to check to do that
36:17
because he is horrific lelia mobile.
36:19
You've now just killed a Steve outside and his head is now
36:22
hanging off sideways, a little bit on the body and it looks
36:24
even worse this This Fury robotics, what?
36:29
What do they do? Wow, I don't understand what
36:32
this all is. Well, local expert.
36:34
See 1414? Yeah, that's enough.
36:40
The, as you're saying this, you lift your foot and there's like
36:43
a little pamphlet on the ground. It says Fury of robotic, get up,
36:48
pick it up. But on it, it says an animal
36:50
robot experts custom robots made-to-order, satisfaction
36:53
guaranteed seasonal speciality Goods.
36:56
They Robots for fun. Hmm.
36:59
So we better move quickly. Are you?
37:00
A duck? Might be a robot.
37:02
Yeah. They might do some weird.
37:03
Cyberduck thing. I'm guessing you don't want to
37:06
cyberduck. I'm going on in by him.
37:09
All right. You guys regret Dory.
37:11
Going to look around the building.
37:12
You just kind of fucking go through the front pocket.
37:14
What they just told me? I gotta say, mama Mallard and
37:17
taking up. I take out my heavy pistol.
37:20
Yeah, we're going, we're going in my duck.
37:25
I am my pistol. In the direction.
37:28
Crap my assault rifle. Right?
37:30
This the front door was open. So as you walk inside to the
37:34
front room, there are more of those dudes.
37:36
Similar. They're not wearing hats and
37:39
they're on either side of the double doors and as you walk
37:42
into this front lobby area as a little waiting area on the
37:45
right, there's a desk on the left and a femme looking
37:49
receptionist sitting at the desk.
37:51
Kind of shocked that you've walked in with a gun and the two
37:54
guards who were talking about something now.
37:56
Look at your goat or pork roll for initiative FAQ.
38:04
Here we go, dude, Terminus. There's this lovely Moment of
38:09
clarity as you burst in because you notice that the guys on
38:12
either side of the door are indeed a little distracted and
38:15
you get the first shot. Awesome.
38:18
The first thing I'm going to do is just grab.
38:21
First of all, I'm going to pop out my wall.
38:23
Vers the in my, in my right hand.
38:26
It is an arisaka, Okami wall over, and in my other hand, I
38:30
have my Constitution arms pH. 34 very heavy pistol.
38:34
So what I'm going to do is, I'm just going to grab this guy to
38:38
directly north of me and just use them as a human shield.
38:43
So I'm going to roll. That should be a brawling.
38:45
Yes, definitely. It's my brawling versus their
38:48
brawling. Basically, it sounds good.
38:51
All right, roll the 2000. They rolled a 13-0.
38:59
Yes. I'm like a spider like a
39:00
Jiu-Jitsu. Get on them.
39:02
Grab his neck. Get behind.
39:03
Put him in a choke hold. Put the gun against his head.
39:06
No funny business. So your friend gets it and that
39:09
should end my turn. All right.
39:11
And you're gonna stay, just going to have a threat.
39:13
Nice, excellent. Okay, so you have the one
39:17
security person and that hold, I will aim So press like, kind of
39:22
moves her her long trench coat and kind of Billows, like an
39:26
anime character as it Billows out.
39:29
She pulls out her, very Chrome, fancy Decked Out, assault rifle,
39:33
and just aims at the other one, at the other guard, and, and
39:37
holds the aim she doesn't shoot just yet.
39:40
But she'll just kind of keep an eye on the other one.
39:43
Just, we have some questions. We need some help.
39:45
Nobody here needs to get hurt. Says the woman behind the
39:51
counter, the guard in front of you, looks kind of angry.
39:56
There's not there's not fully agree with what you said, not
39:59
into it. He gets a little angry.
40:04
He's already holding his assault rifle.
40:07
And he just points it back at you and goes and pulls the
40:10
trigger. No rose 2700.
40:21
That's definitely a hit. Yes, 21 damage.
40:25
Oh my God Hee-Haw. All right what's your armor?
40:31
My armor is 12 or this good SP is 12.
40:35
Yeah great. So deduct 12 from One.
40:37
And then also minus one from your armor.
40:40
Well, that constitutes funny business in my book.
40:44
Yeah, yep. All right.
40:54
Alright next retro is going to do it.
40:57
Retro does best and he's going to pull out his blessed shotgun
41:01
named Ash and put one right into the guard.
41:06
That shot press nice. Nice 17.
41:11
Yes, they are within that range. Yes.
41:16
Yeah, great. You totally hit him for 17.
41:18
Image that Jack gets hit in the chest and he steps back puts his
41:22
hand, back onto the desk behind him and sort of lowers the
41:26
assault rifle a little bit. My Lord fucking shotgun to the
41:31
chest but wait, there's more and you hit him again a blade in his
41:40
armor and a piece of his front plate, flies off and sticks into
41:43
the wall and the receptionist screams.
41:48
And it is the other Jack Stern who tries to get out of the
41:51
grapple. Okay?
41:53
So let's just do a brawling versus Brawn.
41:55
Oh, that's a good brawling. Yes, it is.
41:57
Okay, I'll put my three remaining luck points into this.
42:01
All right, it's very important to hold on.
42:03
Yeah. Now, okay, so that is plus 3.
42:07
So 18 enough as he gets out of the grapple.
42:13
He Reels his fist back and smacks you in the face.
42:19
You can try. Oh God.
42:21
You try pretty good. He tried pretty good and all
42:23
evasion. If you can beat that, no, you
42:27
cannot beat that. Okay.
42:28
Now it's you for 10 damage. All right, it doesn't pierce.
42:32
My armor. Oh waiting.
42:34
It's not blades. Run.
42:36
Is it a? Is it a melee weapon?
42:38
You don't wear a helmet. He punched you in the head.
42:41
Well, then that's double damage. I take 20 to the Head.
42:44
Whoo. Oh, getting me to half HP.
42:47
I real back as he smacks me in the head and now I have negative
42:52
modifiers. That everything that's fine.
42:54
Excellent. Okay, excellent.
42:58
Yeah. All right.
42:59
He takes a step back and then hides behind the coffee table a
43:01
little bit and pulls out his gun.
43:03
But that's all he gets do this, then I'm guessing we've made
43:07
quite a commotion here. Mhm, I'm in a run for this door
43:13
here and just like barge my way. A in and just look and try to
43:16
look for the duck. The duel is unlocked and you
43:19
burst through it. And at the end of the room,
43:22
there's a really big dude. Okay, what's all that?
43:27
He pulls out his gun, help? We, I was just attacked in the
43:31
lobby by some Tufts and I have, I'm like, have a bloody nose.
43:34
There's some Intruders in here. Roll, persuasion, very good
43:38
sneaky. Okay.
43:40
Persuasion, 15. Whoo this guy's not very wash.
43:46
Lay roll against that. What we think human perception?
43:49
A box of rocks is a box of rocks.
43:51
Absolute how he has a 2 gives it to in human perception.
43:57
He has a to you are quite far away and he still tries to shoot
44:08
you in that moment, as you walk through, as kind of a an As it
44:12
were. Okay, but he's a big guy.
44:14
He doesn't carry an assault rifle, but he does carry a big
44:16
fuck-off heavy pistol that fits in his big, big hand.
44:19
Okay, he rolls the 13, which does not hit you and the bullet
44:23
flies into the wall and you hear it.
44:25
Ricochet off the metal frame of the door that has a rate of fire
44:29
to. So he tries again.
44:31
Yeah, he needed a 20 or more if I'm honest because it's a long
44:34
Corridor, as many roles are 17 and it pings off the door frame
44:38
again weirdly in the same spot one thing, right?
44:42
And he runs forward and jumps behind the sofa in the middle of
44:48
the hallway. Okay, all right.
44:49
Well, I just got shot, I am not happy.
44:52
So I kind of wipe the blood off of my, my face a little bit and
44:57
I shoot back at this, this guy with my assault rifle.
45:02
Let's see what I do. Oh nice 22, that's a large
45:07
number. Okay.
45:09
Yeah. I don't I don't think there's
45:11
much chance of him. I mean I mean Should I roll
45:12
evasion or not? Even bother doesn't feel like I
45:14
should well if he has a reflex of eight or higher, he
45:17
contracted. Yeah.
45:18
Well he didn't leave a sad end to the bullet.
45:20
Yeah, he tries to make a Dodge but he still leaning on the desk
45:24
and as he pushes up he actually pushes into the bullet at
45:28
breasts. You do how much damage 25 I see
45:33
right back at you buddy. You hit him below.
45:38
Half Health wasn't already here with the shotgun to yeah but now
45:41
he's below half health. Health Point.
45:44
Yeah. And as he's doing that, he tries
45:47
to steady himself, but the weight of his own body is too
45:50
much. And as he puts his hands behind
45:51
him, his elbow snaps the wrong way.
45:53
And he loses control of his right arm.
45:59
Jesus didn't have to be this way and he tries to point his gun at
46:04
you, but he's having real trouble because it's a two
46:05
handed weapon. Well, when retro here is this
46:08
snap and he screams, he's just going to start laughing.
46:14
There he is and he'll shoot again.
46:17
No, no. Okay.
46:20
So your gun jams. It fall on just doesn't fire.
46:24
You will have to fix that before you can fire it again.
46:27
Oh, shoot. It didn't go - so the gun,
46:30
didn't explode, but now you can't use the gun until you fix
46:32
it. Okay?
46:34
Fucking on any other than anything else I can do can kind
46:37
of if it's a rate of fire one then.
46:39
Yeah, that's all you can do so ready to fire 20.
46:42
Wait, can I use the other Barrow?
46:44
This would be to Barrow. I like that a lot.
46:47
I think that's very cool. Yes.
46:49
So from now on you can only fire this once per turn until it's
46:53
Janet. Yeah, that's cool.
46:55
I like that. Okay, so I'm just gonna laugh
46:58
even harder now because it's jammed, it's like I guess the
47:01
Christmas spirit must be looking down on you tonight.
47:09
To tell me how you think. Tell me how Managed to kill both
47:13
people in here with that bullet because one's already half dead.
47:17
Okay, so I'm just going to grab grab him, drag him over to the
47:21
other guy, all right? And I'm going to ask tell me the
47:24
Christmas alphabet say it right now and it will save you a lot.
47:27
I don't know say the Christmas elf and way.
47:30
No I wasn't brought hope without kind of thing in my.
47:33
Don't know. Enough about tell me.
47:34
The alphabet coming to Christmas.
47:35
Alphabet a said 498 were not very literate.
47:40
I will see that. I know how to spell zebra and
47:43
panada because it's in a song, be a on a on a US, you slept.
47:51
And I'll put the, I'll put it right between both their heads
47:54
and let go and it explodes and you managed to blow through both
47:58
of their heads with the bullet. It doesn't incredible amount of
48:01
damage and both of them fall dead on the ground.
48:03
And the receptionist behind the desk, just scream prison, retro
48:10
you're fine too. Thomas.
48:12
On the other hand had five isn't a hallway with a really big
48:15
dude, and he's not happy. Not happy at all.
48:18
Well, you know you've got me all wrong.
48:21
If you think I'm going to shoot this guy instead I'm going to
48:24
try to barge into this Warehouse.
48:26
Does that door look unlocked? Yes, it is unlocked.
48:29
Okay, I just shoulder barge in to this Warehouse with a normal
48:34
move action. And then I'm going to use a
48:37
perception. Check to see if I could spot a
48:39
goddamn duck in here. All right, when you burst into
48:43
the room, there are two guys in here.
48:45
The room had really heavy doors and they have not heard the
48:48
fight outside, because I've rolled very loaf their
48:50
perception, okay? But just like chilling in here
48:53
and I like, I just I fell. I mean I'm suing you guys.
49:00
I'm literally going to see you guys.
49:02
There's huge, I was trying to talk to Jane.
49:08
She's not being very helpful at all.
49:09
I came in here, looking for a napkin or something.
49:12
To wipe myself, first aid, kits in the office.
49:15
Oh perfect! I'll head over there right now,
49:17
roll persuasion, because I want to see, if you give up the ghost
49:20
1500, they rolled a 15, but I'm going to say you're covered in
49:26
blood. Thud and that's relatively
49:27
convincing. So I'm going to say that they
49:30
believe you. Okay perfect.
49:33
You don't have long though because obviously the guy in the
49:35
hallway saw you come in here. So you've got not a lot of time
49:38
and got like second, so I'm going to use my perception.
49:40
See if I spot the duck in here for the duck is not in here.
49:44
God damn it. All right, I run straight to the
49:47
office. All right, I'm gonna try the
49:50
door. Do I still have time to try to
49:51
get the door? I think.
49:52
So okay. Yeah, definitely.
49:54
Is it open? Yes, okay.
49:56
Walk-in bloodied nose as you walk in.
49:59
There's a turret on the ceiling and it, it detects you and
50:02
starts to acquire Target, and look at them for a first aid
50:06
kit. There it is, the opposite of a
50:10
first aid kit. Yet incredibly quickly, maybe on
50:23
my next turn of calm. All right?
50:27
And we return to prison retro in the lobby on gonna take my gun
50:34
and just go up to to the receptionist Jane and just hold
50:39
it up to her. She's now a hostage look, where
50:47
is the duck? Send us to know it sounds
50:53
awesome. Where is Santos?
50:57
Roll persuasion, even though you're holding a gun
51:01
prescription, Meanwhile, this is happening.
51:04
I'm gonna try to unjam my gun. Okay, smart weapons.
51:09
That got it. I think you got 10, 21.
51:11
Yeah, you managed to free up, but you do lose to Mo in the
51:15
process. It was, it was stuck in there.
51:16
That's what happened, I double Jam, this the wrong Barrel.
51:19
Yeah, no you persuade, this receptionist?
51:28
The office has a torrid also do I just walk in.
51:34
You have access to the third here?
51:36
Yes, turn it. Turn it off and 7s.
51:41
In the other room, you can start to hear the target.
51:48
Leans down and shuts off. Don't kill me.
51:52
I just I have no, it goes, I don't do, I just do the
51:56
bureaucracy. Relax, who else is in the
51:59
basement with Santos, or is it just him?
52:01
It's him, the dock and like all of this robot shit.
52:04
Great. All right, I Where is the
52:11
basement? The stairs are in the office.
52:13
It's underneath the. The math that says, do not
52:16
remove Matt. All right, right?
52:19
Well, Merry Christmas to you or whatever holiday that you
52:23
prefer. Great.
52:24
I'm going to say this. Go spend time with your family.
52:27
Now I'm just gonna leave right now, the rooms 10 9 and they
52:32
leave. They've left.
52:35
They leave the building and you can hear them running and they
52:39
run away. All right, I guess the officer
52:43
principal bus through this door, not knowing that.
52:46
There are other people that may be waiting for us.
52:49
Yeah. Yeah, as you bust through the
52:51
door, you actually see the Stacked Jack starting from the
52:54
double doors, about to open it. And you heard gunshots, like
53:08
there's no way this guy's gonna be like, oh hello.
53:10
Yeah, there's blood on the floor.
53:15
Okay, so if I can I will yeah you hit him.
53:19
That's a 20 and then I roll with salt rifle, 23 damage like okay.
53:28
So the stock Jacks are a little more tough but Same.
53:31
He's not gonna graduate, you caused a decent amount of
53:34
damage, and he actually, stumbles, and leans against the
53:36
wall on mine. Yeah.
53:43
One, just one voice, I believe. It's Remy's turn an editor, but
53:47
he starts to grab the shotgun on his back.
53:50
Row is going to go. I have you know you know as an
53:52
had enough love Shelly. My assault rifle 18th.
53:57
Yeah, you hit, he needed a 70 Nomo, and the bullets.
54:00
Ripped through the air, you hit him for 12 damage and because he
54:03
was already falling over, he falls over fully and his hand
54:07
falls away. And he can't get his shotgun on
54:09
his next turn. He's going to have to grab his
54:11
pistol. But he tries to shoot you, and
54:21
he's in the disorientated state. He rolled a 10, which is
54:24
terrible. He shoots and it pings off
54:26
exactly the same point where it. Ricocheted before.
54:30
When he was shooting Terminus, that would be me.
54:40
He gets a rate of fire to he tries to shoot again.
54:42
Oh, and he hits you Remmy 04:11 damage.
54:48
That's your Listen to walk. Yeah, bro, completed by one fuck
54:52
you LG Hotel fire, it'll bounce off, Remy's jacket, it'll
54:58
actually rip the collar. A little bit of like a fucker.
55:01
I just have them that you just go to sleep and I roll 2000 shit
55:10
and you're loading well today, I know.
55:12
Yeah. Real damage that hits.
55:14
He's also a mobile and lying on the ground.
55:16
So isn't that right? 1814 as he lifts his arm to take
55:21
another shot. You shoot him and one of the
55:22
bullets go straight through his right eye and he slumps over
55:25
dead. It's a very cool shot.
55:27
Hell yeah, cool. All right.
55:32
This is easy, father Lala fuck you.
55:38
And as you enter the, the next room, there are two guys who are
55:42
wearing like safety ear, where? Did you see the accident?
55:49
But the mom. Yes.
55:50
Yes, we're with him. Yeah.
55:53
Yes. Thumbs up.
55:56
Good day. I wave and they wave back.
55:59
Merry Christmas. Yes!
56:00
I'm going to try to use some kind of Primal sign language to
56:03
say, where is the office and he kind of points towards the North
56:08
West part of the room. Thank you.
56:10
And there, you see, Terminus standing quite bloody staring at
56:13
the turret, which is no longer activate, you know, he's just
56:15
like has hands up. Like oh God.
56:18
As soon as that happens Remy's going to sneak behind and he's
56:21
just going to put both hands on his shoulders really quick
56:26
Christ you all right? Yeah but it's a dead end.
56:30
I don't know where this goddamn duck is.
56:32
I think I might know Chris got the download on it.
56:36
This took a lot of effort but it's on this Matt.
56:40
And I walk over to the mat that one that says, do not remove
56:43
this mat. The one that says do not remove
56:46
this Matt and I Did it and underneath is a unlocked trap
56:50
door. Look at that.
56:52
Perfect. Let's do.
56:52
Yeah. I love you guys since your rule
56:54
Breakers. Well you know, I'm bleeding.
56:57
So you guys go forward. Are you all right by the way you
57:00
look no, I'm not. I'm running on catch fumes.
57:04
All right, before you go downstairs, retro you search the
57:06
room for a 14 definitely enough and you find the first aid kit,
57:11
but I mentioned it. Oh, that's right.
57:13
There is a first there was and there's a there's a skin graft
57:16
patch. If you use that, it's to d610
57:19
perfect. So that's a better idea.
57:23
I was going to give you, you know, a cigarette broken in half
57:25
and put it up your nostrils. A 10-10 nice.
57:29
You gain 10, HP back from that. No longer is it slowly starts to
57:34
zoo to dissolve into your own skin?
57:37
Perfect. It will probably always leave a
57:40
scar since it's not a very good scores are cool in night City.
57:44
Yes, they are. And now, this guy has a Hmm.
57:49
You had downstairs with that? Has to do with the duck?
57:52
Yeah, we definitely had the out sticks.
57:54
Yeah. Right.
57:55
Your head downstairs. All right.
57:57
Roll perception. Quick question.
57:59
Yes. Would my perception be a
58:05
negative? Because Remy also just did roll
58:08
up a j of Jack Frost. The smoke of course Remy.
58:15
Yes. You're at a disadvantage I must
58:16
say, A minus 2 because that's a terrible pun.
58:20
All right, it's an actual name, but okay, I don't care.
58:26
You brought it, it's Christmassy as shit.
58:28
So yeah, the Christmas. All right, as you get down to
58:32
the bottom of the building, you're in the basement now.
58:34
And in the basement, as you come down the stairs on the left,
58:37
there are two Surfers, it coffee table, little seat on its own.
58:40
At the end of the room. There's a person sitting at a
58:42
desk typing away and there's like cybertek all around them
58:46
and then, there are two sets. Shelves in this room covered in
58:48
cyberware and bits of robots and right in the middle of the room.
58:52
There is a large unactivated robot reindeer.
58:58
Oh God. That's concerning everyone rolls
59:01
stealth Boy. All right.
59:03
Remy and Terminus. You guys get down quiet as
59:07
anything? Press did you get on first or
59:10
last? I would have gone down first
59:12
probably good because if you were gonna go down last than the
59:15
other two would have to roll evasion, When you fall down the
59:18
last stair and fall onto the ground that boots is big like
59:24
for walking. Yeah.
59:25
There they are stylish. They're not practical it's not
59:29
major fool you don't get hurt or anything but you make enough
59:31
noise that the person the desk. Here's you and turns around hell
59:35
are you and there is this large man dressed as a green Santa and
59:44
then covered in. He's got a bandolier full of
59:46
like Cyber Tech tools for adjusting and creating robots.
59:52
What is this all about? Look, we're just here for the
59:55
duck. Okay?
59:57
Doc, yes it belonged to somebody else.
1:00:01
Technically isn't your duck. I paid good money for it.
1:00:04
I'm gonna turn it into a robot. Like this reindeer.
1:00:07
Also you're trespassing, get through them.
1:00:09
And the rain, Derek initiative, and we still hidden though, you
1:00:15
guys are Robert. First of all, the bloody same.
1:00:18
Got it. And I rolled a really bad
1:00:20
initiative. That's okay.
1:00:21
I think I'll be okay. It's not the worst.
1:00:25
It's not the worst. Yeah, I'm the worst.
1:00:29
The reindeer starts to boot up but there is enough time for
1:00:33
Terminus to do something perfect.
1:00:34
What would I have to roll to throw a grenade in between the
1:00:37
two of them? Oh, you want the DB?
1:00:39
Yeah, I want to know the distance.
1:00:41
Basically. I'd say your average living room
1:00:43
sighs. You know maybe 150 feet square.
1:00:45
Okay. So So not too high of a roll.
1:00:49
Okay, so I'm going to pull out one of my two armor-piercing
1:00:53
grenades. Oh shit, our that are decorated
1:00:59
with Christmas lights and decorations all around them sick
1:01:03
and I brought it for just an occasion.
1:01:05
As this, this one is called Vixen is one of the reindeer,
1:01:09
right? Yeah, Vixen.
1:01:11
This one's called Vixen. I pull the pin and I toss it in
1:01:14
between the two of them and I say, Yippee.
1:01:18
Ki-yay, she said that. All right, never mind and I just
1:01:21
throw it. Oh no.
1:01:24
All right, it's a grenade though.
1:01:26
This here. So two things have to roll.
1:01:29
The issue is the robotic reindeer is booting up.
1:01:34
So it gets like a - 82 evasion because it's a fucking robot and
1:01:40
still manages to do it takes three steps to the right and
1:01:44
this this thing explodes in the middle of the room and then hits
1:01:48
you Terminus very much road for is still.
1:01:54
Yeah, everyone roll evasion. Oh, I'll give you.
1:01:57
I'll give you a few everyone coronavirus in including you
1:02:00
Terminus. Is it comes back to you have
1:02:01
enough time and a very comedic way and filled you guys 19.
1:02:07
Nice, Remy good enough for us. Actually, I have good points in
1:02:12
this. You all managed to do it, the
1:02:15
DVD was 15. So you just Got it there stress.
1:02:18
But the grenade actually, like, goes up the stairs and you hear
1:02:21
it explode. And then you hear kind of like,
1:02:23
electronic shrapnel. And you've fairly certain,
1:02:25
you've destroyed the turret upstairs.
1:02:27
And that'll be my turn. Then, Santo picks up his arm and
1:02:31
goes. I bet you didn't see this
1:02:33
Christmas present, pulls out his arm and two, spines flash out
1:02:38
from his forearm and across Boat Lifts out from his arm.
1:02:41
He fires it acted as a Crip and you I threw the grenade so he's
1:02:47
pointing at you. Yeah, it does 13 damage.
1:02:51
Okay, I need you to roll a vision.
1:02:53
If you have a kripp fail on this, you get pinned to the
1:02:55
wall. Okay, I like that.
1:02:57
I mean I don't like that but I like that.
1:03:00
Oh, you're on. All right, so I'm going to say
1:03:05
that although you will take some damage, you can throw the arrow
1:03:09
back at him as a projectile, okay?
1:03:12
I'll say that it hits me Square in the shoulder and actually
1:03:16
doing to damage a bleeding. My armor by one and I pull it
1:03:22
out and flip it around in my fingertips and toss it back at
1:03:26
him. Great expert at darts.
1:03:29
Yeah, exactly, that's what I do. It it does. 15 damage blades.
1:03:37
His armor. These arrows, by the way, I play
1:03:40
Drama by 2. Not 1.
1:03:41
So well, that's fun. Yeah, so he takes two to.
1:03:44
His armor takes a big big ol here and he's down a little bit.
1:03:46
Hell yeah. Calls it up.
1:03:50
They do hurt and throws it away. He can only fire once with that.
1:03:55
He takes a step behind the reindeer for cover and so he's
1:03:59
going to be kind of difficult to hit.
1:04:01
So I am going to use My role ability for the solo combat
1:04:07
awareness and I'm going to try to spot a weakness in this
1:04:12
Rapier sick. So I'm going to aim for the
1:04:16
reindeer and a tackle to we get 22 definitely hit without.
1:04:22
Come on double sixes, 20 damage. Oh you got two sixes.
1:04:25
Got two sixes, that's double damage.
1:04:29
Okay, I mean I'm gonna say I'm gonna say that that's 40 damage.
1:04:33
Age. And for the record, it has 40
1:04:34
health. So you take a moment in the
1:04:37
basement and there's this Clarity that only comes in the
1:04:40
middle of a fight for you press. And if you look at the reindeer
1:04:44
as it turns its head, you notice that it's made of two halves and
1:04:48
because it's still being worked on, they aren't quite aligned.
1:04:51
And as it turns its head, the two pieces on a line at just a
1:04:54
point where you can see its main control unit in its head, you
1:04:58
have a clear shot. There's no armor in the way.
1:05:01
Bullseye and in those moments you fire a a beautiful spiral of
1:05:08
bullet as it Cascades into this. This piece the head twists to
1:05:12
the side and the robot falls to the ground Fizzles dies.
1:05:18
Gasps Merc this, this grin. This like big smirk comes from
1:05:24
Chris's face after this and she looks to the other two and and
1:05:28
Winx And yes, Express badass is the word you're looking for.
1:05:38
Thank you very much. And I'm gonna just try to like
1:05:44
move a little into cover. Like, I don't know if there's a
1:05:46
little something I can. Yeah, you could hide behind the
1:05:49
shelves, just that. Yeah, I'll just get a little bit
1:05:51
of cover. Their sounds good.
1:05:53
Bottom of the stairs. This Michelle's in the right,
1:05:55
you sneak in and kind of slide in and really flatten yourself
1:05:57
against the wall, still reeling over.
1:05:59
The amazing shot just made and retro, it's finally, your turn.
1:06:04
All right. Rose going to descend down the
1:06:06
rest of the stairs into the room and he's going to look towards
1:06:11
Santos joynton. CD drive takes a big puff, looks
1:06:17
at him with his assault rifles. Shelly and says where's my duck?
1:06:25
It's time for a facedown. I'm going to see if this stops
1:06:29
the fight. Are you cool plus reputation?
1:06:31
Plus 1 D 10? Your face.
1:06:38
It's not good for Santos. Oh no.
1:06:41
Oh well oh shit. Did you want your dog back?
1:06:51
Yes, give me back my Mallard. Now if I if I give you the doc
1:06:58
Can I live? I promise on my shotgun Ash.
1:07:03
I will not kill you bro persuasion and again I rolled a
1:07:06
2. Yeah.
1:07:07
So it's basically a bloody zero. So let's not worry about that,
1:07:10
shall we? And he opens a drawer and pulls
1:07:15
out a cage and put it on his desk and there in the cage.
1:07:18
Is my melon? Yes.
1:07:20
Mama It was worth it, don't come back, ho ho, ho Ram is going to
1:07:27
take Mama, Mallard out back. Go ahead and put my Mallard
1:07:31
inside of his jacket. He'll he'll lead both Billy
1:07:35
broke, press, and Terminus at the door.
1:07:38
And as he leaves, he's going to look back at Santos and go, but
1:07:43
I never promised on Shelly and I'm going to unload both my own
1:07:49
2005, grenade launchers Adam. All right.
1:07:53
Roll it roll. It will take a man's duck.
1:07:58
Yeah. Now that hits roll damage.
1:08:01
The only one of them hits but roll damage. 27 damage.
1:08:04
Yeah. Now you he goes underneath
1:08:06
underneath half-elf, the one of the grenade explodes over his
1:08:09
left leg and the bottom half of his left leg is now gone well
1:08:13
and he falls to the ground. You're pretty sure that he has
1:08:16
the knowledge to fix his own leg.
1:08:18
So he may not die because he's a really good cybertek human, but
1:08:21
he's not Going anywhere. And there are two guards in the
1:08:23
warehouse who have no idea any of this happened.
1:08:28
I was gonna leave my business card with some point.
1:08:34
They're gonna find that boss with like half a leg.
1:08:36
Yeah, it's all right. I'm a Rebel Without a Cause.
1:08:41
Oh man, let's just I'm going home.
1:08:44
I'm home. Leave the fury.
1:08:48
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1:08:58
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