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Mixed Up Priorities, Dating Question, Sleep, Lock They Ass Up and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all bay at
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  Speaker 2: all at all. So don't give a.
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  Speaker 3: Black the million bus busy.
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  Speaker 4: Listen to me, I don't joy, yeah, Joy.
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  Speaker 5: You know you.
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  Speaker 4: Gotta turning to turn the mouth the turn you probably
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  Speaker 4: got to turn mouth out the way up.
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  Speaker 3: Look, come.
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  Speaker 6: Come on, you'll think, uh huh, I sure will.
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  Speaker 7: Good morning everybody, y'all listening to the voice, Come on,
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  Speaker 7: dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a
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  Speaker 7: radio show. Okay, here we go. I was working out.
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  Speaker 7: I was talking to a buddy of mine, and I
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  Speaker 7: was telling him something that Bishop td Jakes told me
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  Speaker 7: one time. I heard him say it. He said, I
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  Speaker 7: would hate to die and not do the thing that
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  Speaker 7: I was born to do. I would hate to die
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  Speaker 7: and not do the theme that I was born to do. Man,
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  Speaker 7: oh man, oh man, man. That hit me like a
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  Speaker 7: like a like a pile of bricks man, because it
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  Speaker 7: made me feel so grateful that God has allowed me.
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  Speaker 6: To live my life this way.
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  Speaker 8: Now.
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  Speaker 7: And I'm talking about grateful for all of it, the good,
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  Speaker 7: the bad, and the ugly, and I have had all
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  Speaker 7: of them. The person you see today It ain't always
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  Speaker 7: who I was. It was on the inside of me,
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  Speaker 7: but it hadn't externalized itself, if that's a word. It
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  Speaker 7: hadn't been bought out. It was in here, but it
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  Speaker 7: was under development.
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  Speaker 6: Who I am.
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  Speaker 7: Today was a process. But like I said before, don't trip.
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  Speaker 7: He ain't through with me yet. Even today, I'm still
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  Speaker 7: an imperfect soldier for Christ.
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  Speaker 6: Today.
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  Speaker 7: I still fall short oftentimes, but I'll tell you what,
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  Speaker 7: I'm ever grateful for the life I have. And you
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  Speaker 7: know what, I want to encourage everybody today to explore
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  Speaker 7: your possibilities. I mean, man, explore your possibilities. Why would
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  Speaker 7: you not want to find out, discover, or know what
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  Speaker 7: it is God got for you? Why would you not
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  Speaker 7: want to achieve or accomplish all of your possibilities? Now,
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  Speaker 7: as I ask you this question, I want you to
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  Speaker 7: know that the devil is busy, that he plays mind tricks.
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  Speaker 7: So as you hear this, I already know he's saying
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  Speaker 7: to some of y'all, Yeah, Steve, that's easy for you
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  Speaker 7: to say, but I didne got myself in this situation
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  Speaker 7: right here. You ain't nothing too hard for God, nothing nothing.
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  Speaker 7: And see, so as you listen to me, try to
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  Speaker 7: get your mind open to this. Why would you not
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  Speaker 7: want to explore all of your life's possibilities, what's possible
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  Speaker 7: with your life? And I'm talking about from right where
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  Speaker 7: you are right now. I'm not asking you to change,
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  Speaker 7: I'm not asking you to do anything. I'm telling you
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  Speaker 7: this is a fact that God can get you from
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  Speaker 7: right where you are right now. Broken, misled, misguided, misunderstood, mistaken,
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  Speaker 7: all of that, misfortunate, all of the missus you've been
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  Speaker 7: talking about in your life.
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  Speaker 6: You know you.
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  Speaker 7: I missed the lottery, I missed my ride. They fired me.
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  Speaker 7: I missed the deadline. I didn't get it. Miss people.
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  Speaker 7: People just miss theay self to death. If you've been
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  Speaker 7: all in missus, God can get you from right where
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  Speaker 7: you are. God a home run hitter. I'm here to
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  Speaker 7: tell you that he's a home run hitter. He's a
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  Speaker 7: put him over the wall whenever he want to, all
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  Speaker 7: the time. And you can be a recipient of some
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  Speaker 7: of these home runs. He'll put the bat in your hand.
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  Speaker 7: But you got to swing. Now, listen to me. You've
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  Speaker 7: got to stop feeling sorry for yourself. You got to
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  Speaker 7: stop holding yourself down with beating yourself up he won't
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  Speaker 7: hold you down about it if you don't hold yourself
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  Speaker 7: down about it. But I'm gonna tell you one more time.
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  Speaker 7: The devil is busy. So what the devil do is
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  Speaker 7: He make you think you ain't worthy. He make you
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  Speaker 7: think that you've done something so despicable that you can't
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  Speaker 7: come back from it. He makes you feel like you
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  Speaker 7: so low you can't go up high. He knock you
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  Speaker 7: down and make you feel like you've been knocked down
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  Speaker 7: hard than anybody else. You can't get up. He rolled
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  Speaker 7: you so deep down in that ditch you can't see
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  Speaker 7: over the edge. God can come get you from no
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  Speaker 7: matter where you are. I'm telling you, man, you ain't
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  Speaker 7: in no hold too deep for God. Magic Johnson to
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  Speaker 7: tell you that. Listen to me, you ain't in no
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  Speaker 7: hole too deep for God. Steve Harvey can tell you
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  Speaker 7: that you ain't in a hole too deep for God.
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  Speaker 7: Tyler Perry can tell you that I can name you
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  Speaker 7: some people. Bishop Jake can tell you that. I could
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  Speaker 7: tell you. Kenneth Olmah can tell you that. Bishop Kenneth
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  Speaker 7: Omar I could tell you some people. Kirk Franklin can
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  Speaker 7: tell you that. Donny mcclerklin can tell you that. I
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  Speaker 7: just know some people personally man that then been in
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  Speaker 7: a hole. Joel Oldstein can tell you about it. I
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  Speaker 7: know some people man been down, been in a hole
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  Speaker 7: so deep.
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  Speaker 6: I bet you. Paula Dean can tell you about it. See.
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  Speaker 6: But but you know what, then here we go see
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  Speaker 6: see see you know, see we don't like.
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  Speaker 7: To talk about that because now we want everybody to
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  Speaker 7: pay extra hard for some mistakes they made when clearly
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  Speaker 7: an excuse me for being a new Christian. But there
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  Speaker 7: is a prayer that I've been saying since I was
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  Speaker 7: a little bitty boy, and it took me till I
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  Speaker 7: was a grown man to understand it. Forgive us our
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  Speaker 7: true us passes, as we forgive those who trust passed
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  Speaker 7: against us. So see, it ain't my job to hold
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  Speaker 7: nobody down, to keep my knee on somebody's neck.
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  Speaker 6: Who am I. I'm gonna need some forgiveness in a
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  Speaker 6: second here, probably today.
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  Speaker 7: See So all this you holding people down with the
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  Speaker 7: way you feel in bout them, And she shouldn't have
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  Speaker 7: said this, and she'll never get it.
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  Speaker 6: I'll never support this again.
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  Speaker 7: Man, Get up, get up and get real, you for
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  Speaker 7: real you think you ain't finn need forgiveness real soon,
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  Speaker 7: you ain't finna.
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  Speaker 6: Make a diabolical mistake in your life. You don't think
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  Speaker 6: you are.
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  Speaker 7: I have thousands of them, probably gonna make a few
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  Speaker 7: hundred more for I get up out of here. So
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  Speaker 7: I've decided to be in a forgiving business because I
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  Speaker 7: want God to forgive. My trust passes as I forgive
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  Speaker 7: those who trustpass against me.
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  Speaker 6: You understand. See excuse me for being a new Christian.
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  Speaker 7: I get I get tired of talking at to people
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  Speaker 7: man supposed to be saved and talking about dear Christians.
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  Speaker 6: I want that type of religion. Man, I ain't in
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  Speaker 6: that no more. I ain't in that. You can call
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  Speaker 6: me wrong if you want to say it how you
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  Speaker 6: want to say. I ain't in that no more. I
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  Speaker 6: ain't in all that.
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  Speaker 7: You can feel how you want to feel about me.
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  Speaker 7: But I got proof that God work in my life.
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  Speaker 7: You know, I can't hardly get it out sometime when
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  Speaker 7: people ask me something about depot on the inside of me,
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  Speaker 7: about my soul and how I used to be, and
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  Speaker 7: my journey and my trip. Because people don't know the
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  Speaker 7: trip I've been on. You may have been on one
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  Speaker 7: worse than me. But you know what, you ain't in
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  Speaker 7: a whole too deep. God can't get you out of
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  Speaker 7: and I wish I want people to remember that. Man,
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  Speaker 7: God is a redeemer. He the great I am. So
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  Speaker 7: if you ain't got nothing, now what you asking for?
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  Speaker 7: You know you might not have nothing because you ain't
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  Speaker 7: asking for nothing. Quit asking God to get you out
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  Speaker 7: of debt and ask God for a life of abundance.
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  Speaker 7: Then you take the money and you get out of debt.
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  Speaker 7: You keep asking to get out of debt. You keep
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  Speaker 7: being in debt to get out of Come on, man,
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  Speaker 7: what you asking God for? I'm just tripping today, That's all.
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  Speaker 7: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 6: I apologize you're listening.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning show, ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 7: Let me have your attention please. What I'm about to
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  Speaker 7: do is start something and it's called the Morning Show.
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  Speaker 7: We invite you to get win it, be about it
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  Speaker 7: and come on yeah because we cause I'm gonna tell
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  Speaker 7: you right now we're good as gone.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, So you know I'm just telling you, come on,
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  Speaker 6: I wake up on ready sets. Here we are, ladies
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  Speaker 6: and gentlemen. Steve Hall in Morning Show. Sure start Happy Friday.
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  Speaker 1: Ready set Steve Harvey, good morning.
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  Speaker 6: Damn must be called up for realm. Thank you, Steve.
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  Speaker 9: Never mad on a Friday, never made it Okay, Junior
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  Speaker 9: gone like I beat Timmy.
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  Speaker 6: I'll bet that bout that up. I thought you was
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  Speaker 6: gonna bring it up the other day he was talking
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  Speaker 6: about race and I got scared. Yeah. Well, well, well
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  Speaker 6: Jay Anthony Brown, after.
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  Speaker 2: A full week of work, it's great to see a Friday.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Jesus.
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  Speaker 6: Start any.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's Friday, Steve.
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  Speaker 7: Nephew, Tommy, you gotta let him speak to me, sure, Jesus,
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  Speaker 7: Hey tom Hey, hey, hey Tommy.
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  Speaker 6: Man, and she ain't sick.
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  Speaker 10: You know where to happen?
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  Speaker 6: Still cast you out that you'll be out?
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  Speaker 8: Doctor? He was.
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  Speaker 6: He was a wonderful person.
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  Speaker 1: I loved working with him.
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  Speaker 6: The saddest ways.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, nephew, what's going on?
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  Speaker 8: You killed?
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  Speaker 7: Ye?
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  Speaker 6: Shirley has killed four people on.
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  Speaker 5: Here we go.
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  Speaker 6: He ain't lying, so I'm a murderer.
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  Speaker 1: What are you saying?
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  Speaker 8: Well?
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  Speaker 7: You you you are on the microphone. You an accessory.
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  Speaker 7: Surely if you was a rapper doing a rap battle,
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  Speaker 7: you the.
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  Speaker 1: One killing people?
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  Speaker 6: Oh god, yeah, slaying them? Okay, it was.
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  Speaker 1: An oversight set up Tommy.
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  Speaker 10: Oh wow was oversight? Wow, I see what we're going man,
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  Speaker 10: the oversight sit up Tommy.
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  Speaker 1: So anyway, I was always saying, Steve, it's Friday, what's up?
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  Speaker 6: I do radio show? After this, I'm gonna go hear
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  Speaker 6: some golf balls And.
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  Speaker 1: You're still taking lessons?
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  Speaker 6: Well, everybody still taking Tiger had a coach and he
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  Speaker 6: was a great what you can't.
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  Speaker 1: Just get it one day? It clicks and you don't
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  Speaker 1: need Okay, I gotta know that, all right?
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  Speaker 6: Just like Ali.
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  Speaker 11: Coming up in thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll
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  Speaker 11: hear from the nephews.
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  Speaker 1: He runs that prank back right after this. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: morning show.
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  Speaker 11: All right, it's time now to start your morning off
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  Speaker 11: with the nephew and run that prank back? What you
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  Speaker 11: got for his nest?
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  Speaker 7: Thanks Giving? Yeah, with cousin Benji giving with cousin? Be ready?
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  Speaker 6: But it is.
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  Speaker 5: Hello?
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  Speaker 8: Hello? Who is this?
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  Speaker 5: Miss Glen?
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  Speaker 8: Is this this busy? I'm college? Is missus Purvis there?
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  Speaker 8: You know she's here right now?
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  Speaker 5: But this is your daughter? Is there a problem?
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  Speaker 8: Uh? No? This this this besie? This Mama, Mama, lord's nephew.
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  Speaker 8: Who is this again?
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  Speaker 5: This blanda.
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  Speaker 8: Mamalloyd is Mamalloyd jo ain't it? Ain't it correct?
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  Speaker 5: Mama Lords and its herbas sisters.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, I'm benjy, I'm I'm gonna nephew from the other
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  Speaker 8: side of the family. You say your name wasn't now Blenda? Okay?
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  Speaker 8: What time y'all supposed to get in?
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  Speaker 5: We should be there by the afternoon?
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  Speaker 8: Okay? Uh is Miss Purvis? Is she is your mama
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  Speaker 8: making the dressing? Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: She's making enough for about forty five people. We actually
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  Speaker 5: this was discussed about.
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  Speaker 8: A month ago, right y' on the y'all they had
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  Speaker 8: the compass call, the conference the family had the conference call,
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  Speaker 8: right yes, sir? Okay, now listen, what the reason why
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  Speaker 8: they got me to call? They wanted me to go
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  Speaker 8: in and call and and I was trying to get
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  Speaker 8: Miss Purvis. She's not there.
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  Speaker 5: No, she's not here. What's wrong?
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  Speaker 8: Oh? Okay, they're not gonna They're not gonna need her
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  Speaker 8: to do the to do the dressing.
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  Speaker 5: And why wouldn't they need her to do this? She's
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  Speaker 5: been making it for ten years?
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  Speaker 8: We did, we just discussed this. So what do you
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  Speaker 8: mean they say that they got somebody down here that's
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  Speaker 8: gonna do the dressing, especially since y'all traveling, y'all ain't
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  Speaker 8: got to bring it, you know, and be traveling with it.
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  Speaker 8: But they got somebody gonna do the dressing.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, Well, first of all, who are you? You're you're Benjie?
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  Speaker 5: What is your name?
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  Speaker 8: That was not my name, Benjamin, but they called me Benjie.
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  Speaker 8: But but but, like I say, uh, I'm on the
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  Speaker 8: other side of the fact, I ain't on y'all side.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, Well, I'm still trying to figure out why were
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  Speaker 5: you calling me? Because she's been making the dressing for
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  Speaker 5: ten years, like I said, and I mean it's been discussed,
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  Speaker 5: so I don't even know why why you're calling me.
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  Speaker 5: I don't even know you.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, Well, what I'm trying to explain to you just
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  Speaker 8: right here is Daddy they got so y'all ain't got
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  Speaker 8: to work with bringing the dressing. They got somebody gonna
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  Speaker 8: bring They got somebody down here that's gonna cook it.
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  Speaker 8: So in other word, what you know, if you can
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  Speaker 8: tell Miss prairivis she ain't got to worry about the
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  Speaker 8: dressing this year.
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  Speaker 5: Oh so you want me to tell my mama after
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  Speaker 5: she's been making dressing for ten years. That child say,
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  Speaker 5: y'all ain't worried about she shouldn't have to make this
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  Speaker 5: year because we're driving now. We drive every year, So
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  Speaker 5: I'm not gonna do that to her. So, I mean,
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  Speaker 5: I don't. I don't even know who you are to
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  Speaker 5: be calling me anyway. Why can't somebody call me that
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  Speaker 5: I know regarding it?
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  Speaker 8: Okay? Okay, you gunner right.
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  Speaker 5: I am blended?
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  Speaker 8: All right? Listen, let me say this because I don't
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  Speaker 8: mind saying what everybody thinking, what most people don't want
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  Speaker 8: to say. Let me just say this right here. Really,
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  Speaker 8: what's going on is just right here. A lot of
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  Speaker 8: people in the family you know, don't really don't don't
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  Speaker 8: really like miss Prairivige dressing.
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  Speaker 5: Benjamin, who are you supposed to be? Let me sprain
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  Speaker 5: something here, Ma mama gonna make it dressing. You gonna
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  Speaker 5: keep that, and we ain't bringing that on with us,
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  Speaker 5: so you can tell your family and that is saying that.
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  Speaker 5: Do you understand me?
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  Speaker 8: I mean, but first of all, you got to understand it.
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  Speaker 8: I'm bringing news that that people don't them voted on,
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  Speaker 8: and it's what everybody want to do. Don't nobody.
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  Speaker 5: Why didn't Nick house we had a meeting them on dressing.
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  Speaker 5: She's been making it ten years, ain't nobody been saying nothing?
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  Speaker 5: And guess what one of them up in that house.
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  Speaker 5: Nobody better not be walking up and through that talking
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  Speaker 5: about my mama either, And you go keep it.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, we see right there? Why why if people don't
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  Speaker 8: like the dressing, Glinda, why you want to make submit
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  Speaker 8: everybody to have it to eat it? If they don't
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  Speaker 8: like it, you don't eat.
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  Speaker 5: That's how I know I know you well, I don't
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  Speaker 5: know no Benjamin Benjie who.
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  Speaker 8: I'm mama Lord's nephew from the other side of the family. Exactly,
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  Speaker 8: I don't know you, okay, And it really really to
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  Speaker 8: the bad all that I don't really know you. But
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  Speaker 8: I'm but I'm but I'm maning up. I'm maning up
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  Speaker 8: a call you and tell you what we're gonna do
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  Speaker 8: it where we You know, I ain't gonna do.
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  Speaker 5: I know what I say, and I want to pay
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  Speaker 5: it again. She's gonna be saying dress six. You gonna
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  Speaker 5: eat it if we go all nine day?
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  Speaker 8: Okay, Okay, right there, listen, And I know this might
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  Speaker 8: be hard for you. To understand what you grew up
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  Speaker 8: with liking everybody else might not.
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  Speaker 5: Like people saying what you want to. I ain't gonna
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  Speaker 5: even remember you be in my way, so you ain't
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  Speaker 5: not like it because you ain't done around. But she
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  Speaker 5: making dress now.
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  Speaker 8: First of all, when y'all get down here, it's gonna
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  Speaker 8: already be some more dress in here, okay, okay, and
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  Speaker 8: she gonna make.
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  Speaker 5: Country sence and we gonna see down I gonna eat.
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  Speaker 5: It's not even to be discussing my present in that
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  Speaker 5: I said. I got to say, because you're not gonna
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  Speaker 5: hurt my mama feeling.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, that ain't nobody to trying. That's why I'm trying
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  Speaker 8: to tell you to tell her don't make it now,
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  Speaker 8: so she don't even bring it down.
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  Speaker 5: What are they gonna get there anyway?
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  Speaker 8: Hey, look, I'm finna say this here because every dinner
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  Speaker 8: you ain't really understanding what I'm saying to you. I'm
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  Speaker 8: gonna say it as clear as I can say. If
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  Speaker 8: y'all come down here with that dress, I promise you
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  Speaker 8: we already got dressing made. We're throwing that dressing in
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  Speaker 8: the trash so everybody can get the dressing that we
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  Speaker 8: made fun of pot Blake. That's what we're doing.
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  Speaker 5: Please let me find something into you. I'm gonna be
• 19:13
  Speaker 5: on dressing patrol. And if I find out you that
• 19:16
  Speaker 5: through my mama dressing in the trash.
• 19:18
  Speaker 8: It's gonna be some.
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: Then we're gonna set that house. I'm not playing with
• 19:21
  Speaker 5: you that. What's you funny to me? I'm gonna call
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: ain't killing were hid on this compas commons, ain't never
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: fallowing up? The colors are telling us to do it,
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: but now they're gonna set you'll stop it up coding me.
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: I don't even know you'll count I guess.
• 19:36
  Speaker 8: They sound like you.
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: Was kind like you, the badness in the world, the
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: being Benjam, I don't even know your rest. I'm telling
• 19:43
  Speaker 5: you now, I'm not playing with you. I'm telling you
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: everybody work, my mama feeling it gonna be something in
• 19:49
  Speaker 5: this and I'm telling you all y'all gonna be y'all
• 19:53
  Speaker 5: fellow it down now, but I'm going it kill out one.
• 19:57
  Speaker 8: I say, I'll say something else to you now we're
• 20:00
  Speaker 8: she was. Can I tell you what else they were saying?
• 20:03
  Speaker 8: They wanted me to tell you this, Glinda. This is
• 20:06
  Speaker 8: nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show. Your cousin
• 20:11
  Speaker 8: Sheila got me the prank phone called.
• 20:14
  Speaker 5: You, Tommy, fuck.
• 20:23
  Speaker 8: You about to make me?
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: Said it off?
• 20:25
  Speaker 8: What the man?
• 20:29
  Speaker 5: This Franks giving? It wasn't gonna beading because I was
• 20:33
  Speaker 5: gonna have my brother's work a binge. Yeah, I play
• 20:37
  Speaker 5: to giving.
• 20:39
  Speaker 8: Was gonna be cancel many. Okay, I gotta ask you
• 20:42
  Speaker 8: one last question before I let you go. What is
• 20:46
  Speaker 8: the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in
• 20:49
  Speaker 8: the land, Steve.
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: Harvey Morning Show.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: All right, you're listening. Morning show time now for us
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: the c l oh you ready, clo always all right,
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: close clothes.
• 21:06
  Speaker 11: We're gonna call it cloth cloth all right, Cloe, here
• 21:11
  Speaker 11: we go, Cloe.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: This is from Malcolm and Tampa, Florida.
• 21:14
  Speaker 11: He says, I've been in a committed relationship for six
• 21:17
  Speaker 11: years and I work out with my woman. When we're
• 21:20
  Speaker 11: at the gym, we often comment on other people's nice bodies.
• 21:24
  Speaker 11: On Saturday, a new guy was in our gym, and
• 21:28
  Speaker 11: on the way home, I told my girl that the
• 21:30
  Speaker 11: new guy was really cut up.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: She commented, no, he was fine as f.
• 21:41
  Speaker 11: I was like, okay, So Malcolm says, I was like,
• 21:44
  Speaker 11: hold on, now, wait a darn minute.
• 21:47
  Speaker 7: Uh.
• 21:48
  Speaker 11: I've been with her for six years and she's always
• 21:50
  Speaker 11: told me I have a great body, but she's never
• 21:53
  Speaker 11: said I was fine as f Uh. Now I'm all
• 21:56
  Speaker 11: in my feelings and I don't want this guy around
• 21:58
  Speaker 11: my girl anymore.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: I need your advice.
• 22:02
  Speaker 6: Okay, hold on, hold on. What's his name?
• 22:06
  Speaker 7: His name is Malcolm Steve Well, Malcolm the Middle Malcolm.
• 22:10
  Speaker 7: Let's let's look at this. You said he was fine.
• 22:15
  Speaker 7: She stopped you and said, no, he was fine as
• 22:21
  Speaker 7: f Throw you into something where now you don't you
• 22:28
  Speaker 7: all in your feelings? Now you don't want him around
• 22:30
  Speaker 7: your girl? He the new guy at the gym. He
• 22:33
  Speaker 7: ain't around your girl. But now let's be careful, Malcolm,
• 22:37
  Speaker 7: because if you don't want him around your girl, then
• 22:39
  Speaker 7: you must be gonna ask him not to come to
• 22:41
  Speaker 7: gym no more.
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 22:42
  Speaker 7: Now, based on the reaction that she had to his body,
• 22:46
  Speaker 7: sounded like I asked him just waiting to happen to me.
• 22:49
  Speaker 11: But obviously she was comfortable saying that. He said, they
• 22:52
  Speaker 11: come in to other people's bodies all the time.
• 22:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 22:55
  Speaker 7: But and she has told him he's always had a
• 22:58
  Speaker 7: great body. But he's never said it was fine, cause
• 23:01
  Speaker 7: it ain't. See you find asf That's why you were
• 23:05
  Speaker 7: in the gym, because you're trying to get the way
• 23:07
  Speaker 7: he at here. He transferred from another gym. See he's
• 23:13
  Speaker 7: been at another gym.
• 23:14
  Speaker 6: He just came in here he knew.
• 23:17
  Speaker 7: Maybe you want to find out what gym he was
• 23:20
  Speaker 7: at and go join that one. Give his old training,
• 23:24
  Speaker 7: all right, Bria.
• 23:25
  Speaker 11: And Gary says, I'm a twenty eight year old woman
• 23:28
  Speaker 11: and I'm engaged to a twenty nine year old man.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: That must think I'm stupid.
• 23:32
  Speaker 11: A few weeks ago, he returned to work at a
• 23:34
  Speaker 11: nearby factory, and he told me he had to be
• 23:37
  Speaker 11: quarantined there because of COVID nineteen. He went to work
• 23:42
  Speaker 11: on a Sunday and didn't come home till Thursday. During
• 23:45
  Speaker 11: that time, he could only text. Truthfully, the cell phone
• 23:49
  Speaker 11: service in the building is crappy, so I could believe
• 23:52
  Speaker 11: that part. What I can't believe is that all these
• 23:56
  Speaker 11: men slept on pallettes on the floor for five nights.
• 23:59
  Speaker 11: I don't know anyone who works with him that can
• 24:02
  Speaker 11: validate this story. If I call his job, I'm sure
• 24:06
  Speaker 11: he'd find out and be mad.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: Does this sound crazy to you?
• 24:10
  Speaker 7: Now?
• 24:11
  Speaker 6: It's a cold story, though, I like a good shit
• 24:14
  Speaker 6: just away.
• 24:14
  Speaker 7: A lot of a lot of men have to go
• 24:17
  Speaker 7: away for five days and only texts.
• 24:21
  Speaker 6: That's right.
• 24:21
  Speaker 7: Don't sound like I'm you know, hey, you know what
• 24:24
  Speaker 7: our brothers you adn't do that all the time, you know,
• 24:28
  Speaker 7: go to their job and keep you.
• 24:32
  Speaker 8: Know what I mean?
• 24:32
  Speaker 7: You went down there Saturday and can't lead to Thursday.
• 24:36
  Speaker 7: I mean you know that's like that happened all the time.
• 24:39
  Speaker 7: You know, like you know how many people down there
• 24:41
  Speaker 7: at that McDonald's. Like if you go down there on
• 24:43
  Speaker 7: Thursday Sunday, you can't come back home to Thursday.
• 24:46
  Speaker 6: You're not sleeping all on the floors and everything. You know,
• 24:49
  Speaker 6: it's hard, it's up on pallettes, palettes.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, tell her the truth, Steve, How that sound?
• 25:01
  Speaker 7: What company crange your ass work and locks you in there? No, sister,
• 25:06
  Speaker 7: you wave past overtime, over time. It's time and a half.
• 25:10
  Speaker 7: Once you get in the X amount of hours, you
• 25:11
  Speaker 7: in double time. You get in that you triple time.
• 25:13
  Speaker 7: You gotta pay these pieces.
• 25:15
  Speaker 6: He ain't no five man for some days they're doing Gary,
• 25:22
  Speaker 6: what's the industry in Gary, and then, oh, I ain't nothing.
• 25:25
  Speaker 6: Michael Jackson Neham House.
• 25:26
  Speaker 10: Yeah, steal, You're right on the Jackson Harvey.
• 25:33
  Speaker 7: Gary got some good people in it, though, Man home
• 25:35
  Speaker 7: of Big Daddy's barbecue.
• 25:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, shout out to Big Daddy. You know what I'm saying.
• 25:41
  Speaker 6: Other than that, though, you can go out there and
• 25:43
  Speaker 6: see Michael niam House.
• 25:47
  Speaker 10: Michael House, or he worked for Big Daddy.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: All right, we don't know that.
• 25:54
  Speaker 6: No factory he worked.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: That's crazy. Trust your your instincts, girl.
• 25:59
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 26:00
  Speaker 11: This is from anonymous in Columbus, Mississippi. I've been married
• 26:04
  Speaker 11: to an amazing man for four years. We live in Mississippi,
• 26:07
  Speaker 11: but he's from Texas, so we drive to visit his
• 26:10
  Speaker 11: family every summer.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: We usually stay at.
• 26:13
  Speaker 11: His brother's house, but this year his sister asked us
• 26:16
  Speaker 11: to stay with her. I love his sister, but I
• 26:20
  Speaker 11: hate her house. She has an old mutt that is
• 26:24
  Speaker 11: the love of her life. As soon as you walk
• 26:27
  Speaker 11: in her house, a strong urine and lifesolt smell hits you.
• 26:32
  Speaker 11: We'll be in town for four days and I can't
• 26:34
  Speaker 11: stay at her house. My husband said he's not.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: Telling her, so I don't have to tell her what
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: should I say?
• 26:40
  Speaker 7: You can't say nothing that, just say you forgot and
• 26:44
  Speaker 7: go over there and stay at his brother house, because
• 26:46
  Speaker 7: once you live in a house, you don't smell it.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: No, that's right.
• 26:49
  Speaker 7: And you all got somebody's house that you go over
• 26:52
  Speaker 7: that's got a strange oldor but they'll be sitting up
• 26:54
  Speaker 7: in there like.
• 26:55
  Speaker 6: It's just regular. Come on, they at meanly to it.
• 26:58
  Speaker 6: They don't even smell.
• 26:59
  Speaker 7: That ain't nobody had because once you said smell, you
• 27:03
  Speaker 7: can't do that. I was with a friend of mine.
• 27:05
  Speaker 7: We went over another friend's house. He took his daughter
• 27:09
  Speaker 7: and I walked in the brother house and I never
• 27:11
  Speaker 7: had a little holder to it. The little girl walked
• 27:14
  Speaker 7: in and said this house smelled like dogs. And the
• 27:17
  Speaker 7: dude's wife said, my house does not smell like a dog.
• 27:20
  Speaker 7: And I was standing there next to the little girl like, yeah, Nildy,
• 27:26
  Speaker 7: I was with a little girl.
• 27:31
  Speaker 6: It is a dog in there. You do know what's
• 27:33
  Speaker 6: a dog in there?
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: So don't say anything and go stay at the brother's house.
• 27:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah, gona stay at a hotel.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're a hotel man.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: You're listening morning show.
• 27:46
  Speaker 6: His comedy.
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: It's very simple. Take five subjects, any subjects. Put them
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: on a wheel. Bun the wheel, bun it around and
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: around and around? Which stop we do?
• 27:57
  Speaker 6: The damn hey dog? The word is spinning on now.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: I can't say it's fun you could you?
• 28:07
  Speaker 7: All? Right?
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: Here we go. Category number one. You really need to
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: stop feeding that baby. Love really really really. Number two,
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to the funeral because I didn't like
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: him when he was alive. Okay, that's what we do.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: Number three. Don't those whiskers bother bother her, bother her?
• 28:29
  Speaker 10: Yeah, y'all know ange.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: Number four, no, because you never pay back. No, okay.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: Number five, stop fighting it. Just shave it all off.
• 28:40
  Speaker 6: Okay, Number three, shave it all off. All right, here
• 28:45
  Speaker 6: we go.
• 28:45
  Speaker 5: Spin it.
• 28:48
  Speaker 6: He's spinning. He's spinning.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: Ooh, you need to go.
• 28:54
  Speaker 6: I want that funeral, That's what I want.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: It stopped. The number one guy, you are really need
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: to stop feeding that baby.
• 29:01
  Speaker 6: You know why you need.
• 29:04
  Speaker 7: Up?
• 29:04
  Speaker 6: Y'all?
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: What really need to stop feeding that baby? Y'all really
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: need to stop feeding that baby. The baby got a
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: belt on his pamps.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: You know, y'all really need.
• 29:18
  Speaker 10: To stop feeding that baby. I'll tell you not to
• 29:21
  Speaker 10: say you need to stop feeding the baby.
• 29:22
  Speaker 9: When I go to the cookout and the baby play
• 29:25
  Speaker 9: got the same amount of barbecue.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: Really, just stop feed.
• 29:31
  Speaker 7: Let me tell you something. Man, the car seat is
• 29:33
  Speaker 7: too small. Y'all ain't took the boss tool off and
• 29:37
  Speaker 7: put it.
• 29:38
  Speaker 6: In the car. Man, y'all need to quit feeding this baby.
• 29:43
  Speaker 6: Y'all need to quit feeding this baby.
• 29:45
  Speaker 7: This baby then went out and bought a clipboard and
• 29:46
  Speaker 7: she taking the inventory all the baby food. We almost
• 29:52
  Speaker 7: we about three down, two jobs and looks like we
• 29:59
  Speaker 7: need refeel and singing right and but just checking it
• 30:04
  Speaker 7: off on this.
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: I really need to stop feeding this baby. This baby
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: one year old and just killed a turkey leg Yeah, rested,
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: moaning off.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: I tell you you need to feed this moment.
• 30:25
  Speaker 9: If this baby will breastfeed on any breast, it just starting.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: Y'all stopped feeding this baby.
• 30:33
  Speaker 10: No breast is safe.
• 30:36
  Speaker 6: How come the baby three and y'all time bout getting
• 30:39
  Speaker 6: life on sucking?
• 30:40
  Speaker 7: Come, come on, y'all need to see y'all baby simply
• 30:48
  Speaker 7: because y'all baby ain't ever been able to wear a hat.
• 30:55
  Speaker 7: You seen that baby would have had on b.
• 31:00
  Speaker 6: Just as big. Look at it. You take over there
• 31:03
  Speaker 6: swelling as we speak.
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: Y'all need to stop feeding this baby. I tried to
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: put the baby shoe on the window on the web.
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: It's a size twelve, Stacey.
• 31:14
  Speaker 9: Adam Man, stop feeding this baby. When I mesh at
• 31:20
  Speaker 9: the baby belch behind strong. Yeah, y'all, y' we feeding
• 31:26
  Speaker 9: this baby baby breakfast, Strong, were at dinner.
• 31:31
  Speaker 7: You bring this three year old baby to dinner with us?
• 31:34
  Speaker 7: The baby won't a sixteen our real by Come on,
• 31:37
  Speaker 7: oh wow, come on man, y'all need it's just too much.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: That's a lot.
• 31:43
  Speaker 7: You need to quit feeding this baby because your baby
• 31:46
  Speaker 7: is in the play humpy dumpy set on the wall and.
• 31:49
  Speaker 6: Your baby is the walk.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: Not humpy.
• 31:56
  Speaker 9: Wall.
• 31:58
  Speaker 6: Your baby over there holding humpy.
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: Y'all need to stop feeding this baby because he can't
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: wear pamp You gotta put a sheet on him.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Baby.
• 32:14
  Speaker 10: You need to start feeding this baby.
• 32:15
  Speaker 9: When you hand my pay check over to the baby
• 32:19
  Speaker 9: because you thought it was me, you need to quit
• 32:21
  Speaker 9: feeding this day of baby.
• 32:22
  Speaker 10: I swear to God my whole chicken, this baby.
• 32:24
  Speaker 6: Pocat the baby.
• 32:28
  Speaker 7: The baby is fourth, all right, And you got to
• 32:31
  Speaker 7: put rims on the stroller that you pushed your guard man.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: You don't putting new rims on this thing.
• 32:39
  Speaker 7: Y'all need to quit feeding this baby because you're baby
• 32:41
  Speaker 7: three years old and was the number one draft pick,
• 32:51
  Speaker 7: wait one draft for the Sumus this one draft drafted
• 32:58
  Speaker 7: number one, and soon this baby's big.
• 33:05
  Speaker 12: Number one draft.
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: Y'all need to stop eating this baby because this baby
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: don't need a baby stroller because he pushed it with
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: extra food in it.
• 33:17
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I tell you his baby.
• 33:20
  Speaker 9: You start feeding this baby when you called me up
• 33:22
  Speaker 9: on the Saturday morning, can help you hang sheet, But
• 33:26
  Speaker 9: when I.
• 33:26
  Speaker 10: Walk in the door, he already holding the sheet. You
• 33:32
  Speaker 10: need to stop feeding this bab.
• 33:34
  Speaker 6: I could have stayed at the hot y'all need to
• 33:37
  Speaker 6: quit feeding this baby.
• 33:38
  Speaker 7: Y'all have got rid of the twin side beab and
• 33:41
  Speaker 7: it went and bought a California.
• 33:42
  Speaker 6: Can't come on, man, it's too much now, I ain't
• 33:47
  Speaker 6: come on.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: Steve's closing or.
• 33:48
  Speaker 6: Out for us. Y'all need to quit feeding this baby
• 33:54
  Speaker 6: because he's seven.
• 33:56
  Speaker 7: Everybody walking out of your house on Easter just depressed
• 34:03
  Speaker 7: because they all came over for dinner and his ass
• 34:06
  Speaker 7: had already ate the.
• 34:07
  Speaker 13: Hair pineapple around his mouth. Fatas all right, how did
• 34:22
  Speaker 13: you eat the whole hend?
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: We'll have more of the Steve Harby Morning Show right
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening Morning show.
• 34:33
  Speaker 11: It is time now, guys for around. Would you rather
• 34:36
  Speaker 11: would you rather eat a rare steak or would you
• 34:40
  Speaker 11: rather eat a bowld of boiled okrah slimy oh, I.
• 34:45
  Speaker 6: Love, I need my steak?
• 34:52
  Speaker 13: Medium like lively, careful, live.
• 34:59
  Speaker 8: Like that, all right?
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: Would you rather take a trip to the moon or
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: take a trip to Hawaii? Nice? But with an X
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: What time we're taking off?
• 35:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah, sitting upon that in that astronaut suit. Make sure
• 35:15
  Speaker 6: I got enough oxygen to take back. We gotta go.
• 35:20
  Speaker 6: I'll slide that helmet.
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: Down the countdown, sin.
• 35:30
  Speaker 6: Protect me, Lord Jesus.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: Oh to hai.
• 35:39
  Speaker 6: Blast off?
• 35:40
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah, being that damn suit, don't know nothing
• 35:45
  Speaker 7: about you.
• 35:48
  Speaker 6: Back looking back at the earth, tears just running down
• 35:51
  Speaker 6: my fleet.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: You would rather do all that and then go to
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: Hawaii with your.
• 35:58
  Speaker 7: Being that a suit, drinking tang eating my food out
• 36:03
  Speaker 7: of that little squeeze too, And yeah, just yamificating in
• 36:09
  Speaker 7: that suit.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's suit.
• 36:16
  Speaker 6: I just had a suit on here, just floating in now.
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: Crazy all right?
• 36:24
  Speaker 11: Would you rather give your wife a hall pass one
• 36:28
  Speaker 11: hall path or get a root canal every single year,
• 36:32
  Speaker 11: Hall pass a root canal?
• 36:34
  Speaker 6: We know, wife?
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: What?
• 36:41
  Speaker 7: Oh just gonna be over when you sleep with somebody else?
• 36:43
  Speaker 7: This finn be over? No, now, this's finn be over.
• 36:52
  Speaker 7: I get the root canal. I'm gonna tell you so
• 36:54
  Speaker 7: many drugs at that I won't I won't know it
• 36:57
  Speaker 7: was a root all canal?
• 36:59
  Speaker 6: Be take it? So much drugs? Yeah? All right?
• 37:06
  Speaker 7: Let me tell you something, would you I'm gonna have
• 37:08
  Speaker 7: so much drugs in me. I can do it myself.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: What the root canal?
• 37:11
  Speaker 6: You got it? Dot? It is go to tooth and
• 37:18
  Speaker 6: the root alright.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: Last one, if we can get to it.
• 37:22
  Speaker 11: Would you rather have a leaked sex tape or be
• 37:25
  Speaker 11: ridiculed for telling a bad joke?
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: Wow?
• 37:29
  Speaker 6: Oh hell, I've already been ridiculed for telling the bad joke?
• 37:31
  Speaker 8: You know?
• 37:36
  Speaker 6: Did you put that sex tape out there?
• 37:39
  Speaker 7: Boy?
• 37:40
  Speaker 6: Right there? Right now? Start boy right there with cloud?
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: Thank you you're listening Morning show?
• 37:55
  Speaker 8: All right?
• 37:55
  Speaker 7: Jay? Uh.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: This bit is called you got your priority.
• 37:58
  Speaker 6: Priorities mixed up.
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: Sometimes we do things, but we should be doing another thing,
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: meaning the thing that you might not be doing should
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: be the thing you should do. Meaning you got your
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: priorities mixed up? For instance? For instance, how about we
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: blessed the food before we take pictures of the damn.
• 38:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: Can we do that for a grand baby? For the
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: follow you know, blessed the food first.
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: I ain't got mixed up, that's just me.
• 38:33
  Speaker 8: I agree, so so so.
• 38:35
  Speaker 7: I got a friend named Leonard, just brought him a
• 38:38
  Speaker 7: brand new Lexus and he foughted, He foughted, but he
• 38:42
  Speaker 7: stayed at his mama house.
• 38:43
  Speaker 6: Now is that priority?
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: You got him mixed up?
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: He's gonna park Lexus in front of your mama house
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: and you ain't got a place to stay.
• 38:56
  Speaker 6: This what I don't understand. You just borrowed some money
• 38:59
  Speaker 6: from me, But then you're gonna.
• 39:01
  Speaker 9: Tell me some financial advice right around.
• 39:07
  Speaker 6: What you need to do though?
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: What you got mixed up?
• 39:13
  Speaker 6: What you got?
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: Who got their priorities mixed up?
• 39:16
  Speaker 7: I think if you're trying to make a decision on
• 39:20
  Speaker 7: whether you're gonna buy some new clothes or some groceries.
• 39:28
  Speaker 6: To buy the clothes, something's wrong with you.
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: You got your pes mixed up.
• 39:37
  Speaker 6: Eat your shirt.
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I don't mean no, I don't mean no, Mom,
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: you got.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: Your mixed up?
• 39:49
  Speaker 6: Okay, I gotta you.
• 39:51
  Speaker 7: You four hundred pounds U and your transportation is a scooter.
• 39:58
  Speaker 7: Come on, that man, either lose some weight to get
• 40:01
  Speaker 7: a call. It's too much happening right here. It's too
• 40:05
  Speaker 7: way too much.
• 40:08
  Speaker 9: I'll tell you what time. This is something I can't understand.
• 40:11
  Speaker 9: You see there talking to me with all design of
• 40:13
  Speaker 9: clothes on, but you got teeth missing.
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: Where we at with you?
• 40:22
  Speaker 10: You way everything but.
• 40:27
  Speaker 7: Down here?
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: That's good. Yeah, your priority is mixed up.
• 40:38
  Speaker 6: When they're missing that side tooth and the side one.
• 40:44
  Speaker 6: See that man one you at the bus stop. I
• 40:52
  Speaker 6: pull up in a raggedy car.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: You laughing at my car?
• 40:56
  Speaker 7: Right?
• 41:00
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: Hey this to laugh?
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: I got one.
• 41:06
  Speaker 6: I got one.
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: What you got your priorities mixed up? I'm not saying
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: you're not right. You're just a little off off kilter.
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: You got on a Black Lives Matter T shirt that's
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: all you wear, but all your friends is white.
• 41:19
  Speaker 8: That's all.
• 41:21
  Speaker 6: Priory. I tell you, I'll tell you what.
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: Right here, you sitting in the living room playing with
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: your kid.
• 41:35
  Speaker 8: Uh huh.
• 41:36
  Speaker 6: Your kid tell you to shut up, and you do it.
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: You got your priorities mixed way?
• 41:45
  Speaker 6: Hood a parent in him?
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah right, to the ladies. You got a design a bag.
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: You paid maybe seven eight hundred dollars, but you ain't
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: got lunch money.
• 42:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah to.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: So that ain't a good one day. Get out of here.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: I got one for you, all right, come on close, all.
• 42:17
  Speaker 7: Right, just a ripper right here, so get ready to go.
• 42:20
  Speaker 7: Might not be able to use this one. You in
• 42:23
  Speaker 7: the mall with a FEMA chick and you bost some
• 42:30
  Speaker 7: read boss.
• 42:38
  Speaker 8: Making.
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay.
• 42:44
  Speaker 11: Coming up next to is the nephew with today's frank
• 42:46
  Speaker 11: phone call.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: Right after this. You're listening Morning show, all right?
• 42:53
  Speaker 6: Listen.
• 42:54
  Speaker 11: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
• 42:56
  Speaker 11: four minutes after, we'll have the strawberry letter for today.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: Up next, nephew. Tommy's right here.
• 43:02
  Speaker 7: What the prank before the before we left the last break, Shirley,
• 43:07
  Speaker 7: you said, speaking of time? Was you saying when he said?
• 43:11
  Speaker 7: You said, I said time?
• 43:13
  Speaker 6: I said, wow? Strange looking as sure said, speaking of Tommy.
• 43:21
  Speaker 6: See now when you say it speaking to Tim.
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: Are you speaking Tommy? He's up next with the prank
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: phone call. It's called promotion.
• 43:29
  Speaker 6: I'm ugly to you, yes, when I'm talking to Shirt.
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: No, Tommy, No, you're not ugly.
• 43:36
  Speaker 10: But she didn't say he didn't look strange.
• 43:38
  Speaker 6: But but but, Chirley, but he's strange looking.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: He's not, Tommy, No, he's not. He's not what He's
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: not strange looking range, He's a normal looking, handsome young man.
• 43:52
  Speaker 6: Tommy ain't handsome telling this boy that we don't have
• 43:57
  Speaker 6: handsome man in our family.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: To me, thinks he is.
• 44:02
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: I don't want to shatter that, Tommy.
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: Think he Paul, Tommy, thank you, Tommy. Think but he
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: got it there and now you think you kill me?
• 44:20
  Speaker 6: No, and if he accepted, he can have fun with it.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: But see, you're just trying to hurt his feelings, right,
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: Shirley hurt him.
• 44:33
  Speaker 6: Hey, before I played, I'm going to play for you,
• 44:36
  Speaker 6: and you played the strange.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: My branks are nice, drange.
• 44:43
  Speaker 7: Listen the name of the title it is is you
• 44:45
  Speaker 7: got to bring those TVs back?
• 44:48
  Speaker 9: Hello?
• 44:49
  Speaker 8: Hello, how are you? I'm trying to reach a sharing please.
• 44:53
  Speaker 8: My name is Paul, Paul, I'm head of security here.
• 44:57
  Speaker 8: How are you? This is Yeah, you actually came out
• 45:02
  Speaker 8: and you I think you were here on Friday and
• 45:06
  Speaker 8: you came out and purchased four flat screen televisions forty
• 45:09
  Speaker 8: forty two inches, am. I correct, yeah, but what's you
• 45:13
  Speaker 8: kind of be fun. What I was giving you a
• 45:15
  Speaker 8: call for sharing is that we got a bit of
• 45:17
  Speaker 8: a problem now when you purchase these actual flat screen
• 45:21
  Speaker 8: televisions on Black Friday, so to speak, it seems that
• 45:25
  Speaker 8: we've got them. Well, your purchase went through successfully, I
• 45:30
  Speaker 8: will admit that, but there should have been a red
• 45:32
  Speaker 8: flag that have gone up because we're going back over
• 45:36
  Speaker 8: transactions of the past two three days here and we're
• 45:39
  Speaker 8: realizing that your purchase should not have been successful. It
• 45:43
  Speaker 8: should have been void. Your credit card is actually not
• 45:46
  Speaker 8: valid at all now, my credit.
• 45:48
  Speaker 12: Card because we got paid on Wednesday, so my money
• 45:51
  Speaker 12: was there.
• 45:52
  Speaker 8: Well actually, ma'am, what I'm what I'm trying to explain
• 45:55
  Speaker 8: to you is that it is coming up in valid
• 45:58
  Speaker 8: now and we're having a problem with it. So I
• 46:01
  Speaker 8: wanted to reach out to you and give you a
• 46:03
  Speaker 8: call and see if we could probably you know, uh,
• 46:06
  Speaker 8: it was.
• 46:07
  Speaker 12: It was valid when I was at the rateist because
• 46:09
  Speaker 12: it went through. I got a receipt and everything I
• 46:11
  Speaker 12: purchased that extenda warranty on all for them, so it
• 46:14
  Speaker 12: was valid on Friday. I don't know what's wrong with
• 46:16
  Speaker 12: it today, but it.
• 46:17
  Speaker 8: Was good then, and I understand that. I understand that that,
• 46:21
  Speaker 8: you know, just being at the register and you purchasing
• 46:23
  Speaker 8: in and no problems, not all happening. That's pretty much
• 46:26
  Speaker 8: a thought process that you're gonna have. What I'm letting
• 46:28
  Speaker 8: you know is on the on the back part of
• 46:30
  Speaker 8: it when you came into the store. What we're getting
• 46:33
  Speaker 8: the day the day after is that it was pretty
• 46:36
  Speaker 8: much invalid. It wasn't good at all. Your credit card
• 46:39
  Speaker 8: was not good at all.
• 46:40
  Speaker 12: But you need to call your bank then, because I
• 46:43
  Speaker 12: don't know what to tell you. You know, I had
• 46:46
  Speaker 12: the money in there or the day I went and
• 46:47
  Speaker 12: bought them, and that's it for me. So I don't
• 46:50
  Speaker 12: know who you need to call. But don't call me
• 46:52
  Speaker 12: because you know that ain't.
• 46:53
  Speaker 5: Been in my problem.
• 46:54
  Speaker 8: Okay, you know what, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna
• 46:56
  Speaker 8: raise this to be a major problem. We're gonna try
• 46:59
  Speaker 8: to rectify it and get it taking care of y'all.
• 47:01
  Speaker 12: Do what you need to do.
• 47:02
  Speaker 8: Okay, listen, now, uh here's what we're gonna do. You know,
• 47:05
  Speaker 8: I wanted to try to work this out as smooth
• 47:07
  Speaker 8: as we can. What I'm gonna have to ask you
• 47:09
  Speaker 8: to do. Could I get you to come back up
• 47:12
  Speaker 8: to the store and bring all four televisions with you?
• 47:15
  Speaker 12: No, now, you sure can't.
• 47:18
  Speaker 8: Baby.
• 47:18
  Speaker 12: Look, I bought them for TVs. I have wrapped one
• 47:21
  Speaker 12: of them up this under the tree for my husband.
• 47:23
  Speaker 12: My mama early, she already got the other TV. We
• 47:26
  Speaker 12: hunt that up for home Saturday when we was watching movies.
• 47:29
  Speaker 12: So it really ain't no way we're gonna bring the
• 47:31
  Speaker 12: four TV's back. I think you should go back to
• 47:33
  Speaker 12: whatever process your credit cards and tell them that they that.
• 47:37
  Speaker 12: I don't know what you're gonna tell them, but you
• 47:39
  Speaker 12: need to go back to them. I ain't got time
• 47:41
  Speaker 12: to be running back and.
• 47:41
  Speaker 5: Forth to that store.
• 47:42
  Speaker 8: I don't want to. I don't want us to create
• 47:44
  Speaker 8: a problem here. I don't want to do that.
• 47:47
  Speaker 12: You need to lord y'all voys. Okay, but no, you
• 47:51
  Speaker 12: need to go back to whoever do your credit cards
• 47:53
  Speaker 12: because they went through when I was at the Stoke. Correct.
• 47:56
  Speaker 8: I don't want to.
• 47:57
  Speaker 12: I ain't that's a no.
• 47:59
  Speaker 8: I told you that it went through.
• 48:00
  Speaker 12: I explained, James, you ain't got no business on my
• 48:03
  Speaker 12: damn phone, and don't call me with this bull.
• 48:05
  Speaker 8: No.
• 48:05
  Speaker 5: More.
• 48:05
  Speaker 8: Hold on what I don't want to have to do.
• 48:08
  Speaker 8: I don't want to have to come out to your
• 48:10
  Speaker 8: home and confensate.
• 48:13
  Speaker 12: I wish you would come out to my house. Maybe
• 48:15
  Speaker 12: we will beat you into bad health.
• 48:17
  Speaker 8: You better not bring your over here.
• 48:19
  Speaker 12: Look, you need to call who up? Do your credit cards?
• 48:22
  Speaker 12: Get your straight with them, because your business with.
• 48:24
  Speaker 9: Me is done.
• 48:25
  Speaker 12: I got a receipt and I got any skin the watch.
• 48:27
  Speaker 12: I will have my lord. You try y'all, you bring
• 48:30
  Speaker 12: your over here and they back.
• 48:32
  Speaker 8: Listen, Lady, I don't want to go back and forth
• 48:33
  Speaker 8: with you on this.
• 48:34
  Speaker 12: And that you ain't going back and forth.
• 48:36
  Speaker 5: It's over with.
• 48:37
  Speaker 12: I got the TV, I got a receipt.
• 48:40
  Speaker 5: We it is done.
• 48:41
  Speaker 12: I don't know what's wrong with your machine called within suit.
• 48:44
  Speaker 8: I'm trying to get her to understand, nstand what I'm saying.
• 48:48
  Speaker 8: You can hang on one second and let me speak
• 48:52
  Speaker 8: with my boss. Please on the phone.
• 48:55
  Speaker 12: I tell your boss, y'all, don't run me back. I
• 48:57
  Speaker 12: got a receipt for four TV and I'm gonna keep
• 49:00
  Speaker 12: all TVs.
• 49:01
  Speaker 8: Listen, you know this is pretty much considered a theft process.
• 49:10
  Speaker 5: Listen to here, can.
• 49:11
  Speaker 12: Said listen to me? Camping I got on rich feet,
• 49:14
  Speaker 12: so foul TV. I walked out to stowear my receipt.
• 49:18
  Speaker 12: I got my extended warranted. So this ain't no felt.
• 49:22
  Speaker 5: What that says is a.
• 49:23
  Speaker 12: Mass communication between y'all banks. So you need to get
• 49:26
  Speaker 12: YO pray because I got a pre page dead the
• 49:29
  Speaker 12: car back. I don't owe nobody on them TVs. You
• 49:32
  Speaker 12: need to call YO back and get them about my phone.
• 49:34
  Speaker 8: Ways, there s some TVs from our store, and damn it,
• 49:39
  Speaker 8: you're gonna bring them back.
• 49:41
  Speaker 5: Think you can come get um get.
• 49:43
  Speaker 12: I got foul TV. Joe done, she ain't got him something,
• 49:46
  Speaker 12: and I'm gonna keep them. We gonna watch the game
• 49:49
  Speaker 12: on YO TV. Bring y'all over here to walk to.
• 49:53
  Speaker 12: We want myself out with YO. Don't you call me
• 49:55
  Speaker 12: by no TVs?
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: No MO.
• 49:58
  Speaker 12: So you the one ain't gonna have no job for
• 50:00
  Speaker 12: the holiday, just with your dumb sometimes.
• 50:03
  Speaker 8: Just gonna do no mouse just for using bad credit
• 50:06
  Speaker 8: cards at department stores. And I'll get your paul in.
• 50:09
  Speaker 8: Do you understand?
• 50:11
  Speaker 12: So that's Joe, Timmy, you put the four TV back,
• 50:14
  Speaker 12: then show Uncle Tom threading the White Man for his TV.
• 50:18
  Speaker 12: You gotta get your business of summer detailed shoper, start
• 50:22
  Speaker 12: a rast label, get work for the white folks. Don't
• 50:26
  Speaker 12: co fund me by that TV. You have to get
• 50:28
  Speaker 12: this god money right.
• 50:31
  Speaker 8: Listen, you listen to me. I got one more thing
• 50:34
  Speaker 8: I need to say to you. Are you lessening to me?
• 50:38
  Speaker 8: What do you won't? This is Nephew Timing from the
• 50:41
  Speaker 8: Steve Harvey Morning.
• 50:44
  Speaker 12: Nobody's nephew come up with here? Back them damn TV.
• 50:47
  Speaker 8: This is nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 50:51
  Speaker 8: You just got pranked by your girlfriend.
• 50:55
  Speaker 12: Wait a minute, Wait a minute, this is hold now.
• 51:00
  Speaker 8: This is nephew Tommy Baby, from the Steve Rby Morning Show.
• 51:04
  Speaker 8: You just got brank b by your your girlfriend.
• 51:11
  Speaker 12: I'm tell me you almost got your seat.
• 51:15
  Speaker 8: Just set me up, nor now.
• 51:23
  Speaker 5: Its just hord. You can I play with people like this?
• 51:27
  Speaker 8: Oh? Man, I got one more thing to ask you, baby.
• 51:29
  Speaker 8: What is the baddest radio show in the land? Oh?
• 51:33
  Speaker 12: The Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 51:36
  Speaker 7: That is right there. Stupid is all get out and
• 51:40
  Speaker 7: I will beat. December eight, nineteen, Oakland, California. I A man,
• 51:44
  Speaker 7: tell too short to blow the whistle because nephew coming
• 51:47
  Speaker 7: to town. That is Tommy t December eighth, ninth, and tenth,
• 51:50
  Speaker 7: and then that place.
• 51:51
  Speaker 6: I have never been.
• 51:52
  Speaker 7: Tacoma, Washington, December fifteen, sixteen to seventeen. Nate Jackson, Super
• 51:57
  Speaker 7: Funny Comedy Club. Nate tell them by the nephew come thank.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: Enough you coming up next.
• 52:02
  Speaker 11: Strawberry Letter. I had the drummer, but I want the pastor.
• 52:05
  Speaker 11: We'll get into it right after this.
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 52:11
  Speaker 11: Time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need
• 52:14
  Speaker 11: advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting, and more. Please
• 52:18
  Speaker 11: submit your Strawberry letter to Steve HARVFM dot com and
• 52:21
  Speaker 11: click submit Strawberry Letter.
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: We could be reading your letter live on the air,
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: just like we're going to read this one right here,
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: right now.
• 52:29
  Speaker 7: Buck it up and hold on tight. We got it
• 52:31
  Speaker 7: for you here. It is very letter, thanking.
• 52:34
  Speaker 11: A few subjects. I have the drummer, but I want
• 52:37
  Speaker 11: the pastor. Dear Stephen Shirley. About a year ago, I
• 52:40
  Speaker 11: left my home church to join another church. I was
• 52:44
  Speaker 11: dating the church's drummer and he invited me to join.
• 52:47
  Speaker 11: I fell in love with the atmosphere of the church,
• 52:50
  Speaker 11: and the senior pastor was really good. When I joined,
• 52:53
  Speaker 11: I was asked to help put together a praise dance team.
• 52:57
  Speaker 11: I enlisted the help of the associate pastor to me.
• 53:01
  Speaker 11: The associate pastor is only three years older than me,
• 53:04
  Speaker 11: and we connected on so many levels. We went to
• 53:07
  Speaker 11: the same college and we have the same favorite restaurant.
• 53:11
  Speaker 11: I was interested in getting to know him better, but
• 53:14
  Speaker 11: I was in a relationship with the drummer. One Saturday,
• 53:18
  Speaker 11: I was at a praise dance practice with the youth
• 53:21
  Speaker 11: and the associate pastor brought my lunch from my favorite restaurant.
• 53:25
  Speaker 11: After practice, we ate together and had a great conversation.
• 53:30
  Speaker 11: He said that my boyfriend, the drummer, is a ladies
• 53:34
  Speaker 11: man and has been with several women in the church.
• 53:37
  Speaker 11: That put me at ease about breaking up with the
• 53:39
  Speaker 11: drummer so I could pursue the associate pastor. A month
• 53:43
  Speaker 11: after I ended my relationship, I told the associate pastor
• 53:47
  Speaker 11: how I felt about him. We talked on the phone
• 53:50
  Speaker 11: off and on, so I figured it was okay to
• 53:52
  Speaker 11: let him know. He invited me to his place to talk.
• 53:56
  Speaker 11: One thing led to another and we were intimate. He
• 54:00
  Speaker 11: was exceptional in the bedroom and too freaky to be
• 54:03
  Speaker 11: a pastor. We talked daily for about a week afterwards,
• 54:07
  Speaker 11: and then he ghosted me. I confronted him at church
• 54:10
  Speaker 11: and he said he was wrong to have sex with me.
• 54:13
  Speaker 11: I told him I wanted it and I want him.
• 54:16
  Speaker 11: He said, there's no way we can be together because
• 54:19
  Speaker 11: my ex boyfriend goes to the church. I want this
• 54:22
  Speaker 11: man and we are so perfect for each other. Do
• 54:25
  Speaker 11: I leave the church so we can be together? Please advise?
• 54:30
  Speaker 11: Ooh slow, you're role lady.
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: Please.
• 54:34
  Speaker 11: First of all, you're way too gullible, way too gullible
• 54:37
  Speaker 11: and easy. I mean, you're listening to this man, the
• 54:41
  Speaker 11: associate pastor bad mouth your boyfriend, the drummer.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: You break up with your boyfriend, and then you sleep
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: with the associate pastor just based on what he said.
• 54:51
  Speaker 11: All he had to do was just backstab your boyfriend
• 54:54
  Speaker 11: and then bring you a plate from your favorite restaurant.
• 54:58
  Speaker 11: And now you want to leave this church to be
• 55:01
  Speaker 11: with this man, to try and get this man. I
• 55:05
  Speaker 11: just think you're a mess. You know, you're all over
• 55:07
  Speaker 11: the place. He has told you that you guys can't
• 55:10
  Speaker 11: be together because of your ex and you know, I think.
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: You need to listen.
• 55:16
  Speaker 11: I think you need to really hear what he's saying
• 55:18
  Speaker 11: to you all he wanted from you. He got okay
• 55:23
  Speaker 11: that first.
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: Night when you went over to his house, and you're
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: still trying to pursue him. I think it's over. He
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: doesn't want you leave it alone.
• 55:33
  Speaker 7: Steve, Okay, I had the drummer, but I want to pass.
• 55:45
  Speaker 7: Everybody's familiar with the familiar line. Get a drama song.
• 55:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah, literally, it messed around.
• 55:59
  Speaker 7: He gave a drama too much. Well, you've been dating
• 56:03
  Speaker 7: the church's drummer. You left your home church. Now you
• 56:06
  Speaker 7: left your home church for a reason for the drama.
• 56:11
  Speaker 7: Or maybe it was somebody she was seeing at the
• 56:13
  Speaker 7: home church. I wouldn't put it. Pastor, he was dating
• 56:19
  Speaker 7: the church's drummer. He invited you to join, fell in
• 56:21
  Speaker 7: love with the atmosphere of the church, and the senior
• 56:23
  Speaker 7: pastor was really good. Now, when she joined the church,
• 56:28
  Speaker 7: they asked her to help put together a praise dance team.
• 56:32
  Speaker 7: Now here we go, right here, they asked you to
• 56:36
  Speaker 7: put together a praise dance team. And the first thing
• 56:39
  Speaker 7: you do is enlist the help of the associate pastor
• 56:43
  Speaker 7: to help me.
• 56:45
  Speaker 6: Since when is it the associate.
• 56:47
  Speaker 7: Pastor's position to put together to praised dance team.
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: The kids.
• 56:57
  Speaker 6: You already started some mess.
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  Speaker 7: Had your eyes on the dude in the first place,
• 57:02
  Speaker 7: That's why you enlisted the help of him to help you. Well,
• 57:06
  Speaker 7: guess what then, all of a sudden, associated passed only
• 57:10
  Speaker 7: three years older than me, and we connected on so
• 57:14
  Speaker 7: many levels. We went to the same college, and we
• 57:17
  Speaker 7: have the same favorite restaurant. Well, I guess that's it.
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: Then we're together.
• 57:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah, well we waiting on. Sounded like a match made
• 57:29
  Speaker 6: in heaven to me.
• 57:30
  Speaker 7: Same college, didn't know each other there, and you like
• 57:34
  Speaker 7: the same restaurant. Now, if you're in a small ass town,
• 57:37
  Speaker 7: it ain't but nothing down there but Shonny's under dentist
• 57:40
  Speaker 7: high favored of a damn restaurant?
• 57:42
  Speaker 6: Can it be?
• 57:45
  Speaker 7: I was interested in getting to know it better, But
• 57:47
  Speaker 7: I was in a relationship with the drummer. So you
• 57:50
  Speaker 7: was at the praise dance practice. The pastor brought you
• 57:53
  Speaker 7: some lunch from your favorite restaurant. After practice, we ate together.
• 57:57
  Speaker 7: You ain't never sit down on the bench somewhere and ate,
• 58:00
  Speaker 7: had a great conversation, romantic. Then conveniently, he just happens
• 58:05
  Speaker 7: to tell you that your boyfriend, the drummer, is a
• 58:08
  Speaker 7: ladies man and has been with several women in the church.
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: Amazing how he just bought that.
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: Up, isn't it.
• 58:19
  Speaker 6: Slinging mud.
• 58:22
  Speaker 8: Now?
• 58:22
  Speaker 7: All of a sudden that put me at easy about
• 58:24
  Speaker 7: breaking up with the drummer so I could pursue the
• 58:26
  Speaker 7: associate pastor that you decided to pursue when you enlisted
• 58:30
  Speaker 7: him to help you with the praise team.
• 58:33
  Speaker 6: So I ain't surprised at none of that.
• 58:35
  Speaker 7: What you're going to be surprised about is when we
• 58:39
  Speaker 7: come back for what I have to tell you.
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, hold on to that thought, Steve.
• 58:48
  Speaker 11: We will definitely come back at twenty three minutes after
• 58:51
  Speaker 11: the hour to get back into this letter and get
• 58:54
  Speaker 11: part two of Steve's response.
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: I had the drummer, but I want the pastor. We'll
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: get back into it, right.
• 58:59
  Speaker 6: So she did.
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: You're listening morning show?
• 59:05
  Speaker 7: All right?
• 59:05
  Speaker 11: Come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: I had the drummer, but I want the pastor. Is
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: the subject?
• 59:13
  Speaker 7: Woo it's lady that left her home church in pursuit
• 59:16
  Speaker 7: of the drummer. Invited her to come to the church.
• 59:19
  Speaker 7: She fell in love with them, with the atmosphere so
• 59:22
  Speaker 7: she joined. She dating the drummer. After she Joiny told her,
• 59:27
  Speaker 7: why don't you help put together praise dance team. They
• 59:30
  Speaker 7: could have got anybody for that. There ain't no talent
• 59:35
  Speaker 7: in picking the praise dance team. Who want to try out?
• 59:41
  Speaker 6: All right?
• 59:42
  Speaker 7: So anyway, when you found out you was gonna pick
• 59:45
  Speaker 7: the team, you enlisted the help of the associate pastor.
• 59:51
  Speaker 6: To help you pick the the dance team. All right.
• 59:55
  Speaker 7: He's only three years older than me, and we connected
• 59:58
  Speaker 7: on so many levels. We went to the same college,
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 7: that we got the same favorite restaurant. Well, if that's
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 7: all it takes, that was ladies. There's hope for everybody.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 6: Now, all you gotta find is somebody like the same
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 6: food you like, and the dean do is here comes
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 6: the wedding. All right.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 7: One Saturday was at the praise dance practice. You pastor
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 7: brought you lunch from your favorite restaurant. Y'all sat down,
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 7: talked to had a great conversation. In this great conversation,
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 7: he informed you that your boyfriend is a ladies man,
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 7: a player, and he has had several women at the church.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 7: Then you said right away, well that put me in
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 7: he is about breaking up with the drummer so I
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 7: could pursue the associate pastor. Whoo you rolling you just
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 7: left your other church? Probably what some mess going on
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 7: over there. A month after I ended my relationship, I
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 7: told the associate pastor how I felt about him. We
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 7: talked on the phone off and on, so I figured
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 7: it was okay to let him know. Well, he invited
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 7: you to his place. One thing led to another, and
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 7: we were intimate. He was exceptional in the bedroom and
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 7: too freaky to be a pastor, lady, He ain't always
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 7: been in the pastor.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: Paste.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah, he was something before the pastor. So why don't
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 7: know why people be talking about he a pastor. I
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 7: don't know where he got all that from from before
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 7: he was the pastor. So he then obviously turned you out.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 7: We talked daily for about a week afterwards, and then
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 7: he ghosted me. So you did like most scorn people,
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 7: You confronted him at church. Then he told you some
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 7: scripture he was wrong to have sex with you. He
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 7: intended to do this all alone. That's why he told
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 7: your boyfriend was a player. He wanted to just get
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 7: you away from it. He ghosted you because he threw
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 7: now you over that gonna try to put some spiritual
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 7: reason I was wrong.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 6: To have sex with you.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 7: I told him I wanted it and I wanted him.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 7: He says, ain't no way we can be together because
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 7: your ex boyfriend and go to the church. I want
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 7: this man and we are so perfect for each other.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 7: Do I leave the church so we can be together?
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 6: Please? What you're gonna leave another church? Yeah? So what
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 6: you really need to You really don't need to decide
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 6: whether you need to leave or state. You really need
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 6: to decide and find out does he even want you?
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 7: He doesn't, because what I don't care If your ex
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 7: boyfriend is the drummer, that's no reason why a man
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 7: don't want you. See, he was too freaky and you
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 7: might not have been freaky enough. Oh, all these letters
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 7: bring out some bad things. You have to face, so
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 7: many things. You have to find out that you ain't
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 7: all you thought you was. Now you to find out
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 7: he didn't ghost that you passed as ghost people too,
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 7: but he ghosted you with a scripture. I was wrong
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 7: to have sex with you?
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 6: Well he was?
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 7: What was he wrong when he was having sex with you? No,
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 7: that didn't come up, or he just wrong for having
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 7: had sex with you.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 6: See, all it.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 11: Took was him to say that is she broke up
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 11: with the drummer out that's who she wanted in the
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 11: first place.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 7: Yeah. Yeah, so now that's why she asked the associate
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 7: pastor to assist.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 6: Her in picking the praise dance team. Who need help
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 6: doing that? Yeah? Who gets cut from the praise dance
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 6: team because you had church? You can't cut nobody from
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 6: the praise dance too.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 7: If you can't really praise dance, you stand there holy flag,
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 7: or you fill up the water bends and stuff and
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 7: sprayed dancers.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: They got something for you, your holy.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 6: Little skinny girl rode while she hold around so it
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 6: looked like she's flying, or you just be a basis.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 7: Sometimes your job is just to throw the little skinny
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 7: ass praise dancer in the air.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 6: That's your job. We got job for big people on
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 6: praise team.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: I love praise dancers.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 6: I know I know you do.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 7: Nothew, he don't want you. You got played And it
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 7: don't matter if you leave that church or not. He's
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 7: not gonna stay with you. If you was perfect for him,
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 7: he'd have you.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: She's going to church for the wrong man.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 6: You going to church for the wrong reasons.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 7: Yeah, she needs to be church for the drama and
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 7: the past, for the Lord and the atmosphere.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 6: Get a trauma, sir.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 5: I did.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 11: Post your comments on Today's Strawberry Letter at Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 11: podcast on demand. You're listening Harvey Morning Show. Dating is
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 11: making us go broke? Really, yeah, that's what the survey said.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 6: This is dating getting married right.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: Well, this was a Paul Steve of over one thousand people.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 11: It was revealed that single people are spending an average
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 11: of one hundred and forty six dollars per month on dating.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 10: Oh hell, no way more than that is anen too low.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 11: That's nearly seventeen and fifty dollars a year. Admittedly, people
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 11: in a relationship only spent spend slightly less than that
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 11: one hundred and thirty nine dollars a month, and married
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 11: people get off the cheapest of all. If you can
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 11: call one hundred and thirty dollars a month cheap.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 9: Really, if you spend one hundred and thirty on a date,
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 9: that's your girl.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 10: I ain't got no ambition. She ain't even try to
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 10: do much.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 9: That she ain't got no goals for herself for no,
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 9: one hundred and forty a month, a month on a date.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: Man, that's just the movies total. Yeah, total for a month.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: That's one date if you just go to the movies,
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: no dinner.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 6: Okay, Well, I'm just gonna have to say this.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 7: Then say if we spend it one hundred and forty
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 7: six dollars a month on dating. First of all, you
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 7: need to make sure you got your one girl, because
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 7: then one forty six throwing your ass.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 6: In the summer.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 10: Yeah for thirty days, Yeah, for thirty days.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 6: You you really gonna have to make sure you got
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 6: one girl.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 8: Now.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 6: Secondly, man, you got to really be thinking of something
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 6: to do for you.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: Look, let's sing of it.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 11: Let's get out of our age groups and think of
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 11: it younger like millennials.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: This is probably and how often do they? They may
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: be saying, if you go on two dates and on.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 3: A hold on car.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 9: Yeah for the millennial ad for me, the movie is
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 9: the same, right, popcorn?
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: So he has to save up a lot for this day, right,
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: there's one.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 6: Move.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's just one day?
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 6: Can I say this tho? I mean, look that is
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 6: what it is. Yeah, Look you gotta spend.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 7: Money when you're dating, you do. Yes, you know, every
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 7: date can't be a Netflix and chill. This ain't going
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 7: with everybody.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: Come on, man, not very ambitious.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 7: You got to set your wine and dying money to
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 7: the side and get the wining and get to dine. Yeah,
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 7: you know, it ain't got to be that much sometimes, man, y'all.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 7: Just hey, baby, let me pick you up. I do
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 7: a little picnic, get sell some chicken and just gone somewhere,
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 7: spread a tablecloth out and have a picnic.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 6: Man, women would love that. Girl, he threw a picnic.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 6: We have some chickens, sat down at the lake.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 5: Man.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 6: He spread a blanket out. We listened to the waves
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 6: at night. Girl.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 11: All right, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 11: Show coming up right after this.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Would lock them up,
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: all right?
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 2: Lock them up? Okay.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 3: Everybody knows somebody that's considered good people.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: You know, good people keep.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 3: To themselves, always speaking. My theory is lock they ass
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 3: up because they can't be trusted. They up to something,
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 3: to something, you know, people like that, the people always
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 3: helping old people, always going over there. How you doing him.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 3: Missus Johnson, you got enough deed. Lock the ass up.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 3: They up to something, They up to something.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 6: It's a hitting the gym, you know what.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 3: People who drive the church bus singing the choet just
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 3: so good to help out.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 6: Lock the ass up.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: It's something going out here.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 3: I'm going on you driving the church bus. Don't trust
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 3: you damn people.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: You up to something? You just driving the church bus.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: You ain't getting paid.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 6: Lock the ass up.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 3: They don't have a party. They'll have a party and
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: tell you it's ignorant. Right, he ain't never heard of us.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 3: Don't bring nothing, just bring yourself. Oh come on, locked
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 3: that ass ups.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 6: Up with it? You need to ukle Steve up.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 3: Lock him up.
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  Speaker 10: And come into his party.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 7: I tee.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 3: Who see your trash cans out by the turf and
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 3: you leave and they roll them back up to.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: Your house just to be nice. Lock them up.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 6: Let's have something.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: Nobody asks you to roll Nobody damns.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 3: The first person at work? You know the fun always
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 3: that work. You got the light song? Make sure the
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 3: internet is working, you know what I mean? Got donuts
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 3: for every damn body? What's that about? That sounds like
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 3: you commonist only, commons only a commonest break donnut forbody.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 3: People will come to work and speak to you every
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 3: damn matter. Make sure they go to everybody's cubicle. How
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 3: you doing today?
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 8: How wasn't your weekend?
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: Ain't your damn ben? The how my weekend was?
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 6: What you up to?
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: Why you got to know about people's weekends?
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 3: People always looking out for you, you know, like if
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 3: you go out of time to make sure to get
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 3: your newspapers, your mail and stuff.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 2: My stuff pile up.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 6: I don't need no help.
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  Speaker 11: I don't know.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: Through my male Fuck Why are you looking at my mail?
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 2: Did I ask you if the male man keep living it?
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 7: There?
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 2: Temn you do the same damn thing.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 10: Yeah, you do the same thing.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 2: I don't like for my mail to pile up. You
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 2: know what I'm talking about?
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 3: The people always having baked sell Oh, we trying to
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 3: raise money for the neighborhood.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 6: What is that about? Shell?
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 3: Why you bringing baked goods out your house to sell
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 3: to people in the neighborhood.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: You're up to something.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 10: You don't know everybody in the neighborhood.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 3: You know, people who bring soup over to your house
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 3: when you're sick. I heard you was under the weather
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 3: I brought you some soup. Nobody asks you for a
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 3: nold damn.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: So so your car broke down and somebody just pull
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 7: over and fix your car.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 9: Always picking up the tap always, I got it, I
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 9: got it, I got to good jobs.
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  Speaker 2: Up to What is that about? How to give him
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 2: a side? And what is that about you buying? Yeah, babysit,
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 8: What that was.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: What is that about?
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  Speaker 8: Jay?
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  Speaker 1: Can't be nigh out?
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 2: Didn't ask you to be nice?
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 7: Oh?
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  Speaker 11: Man, man, what about it? I'm a woman.
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  Speaker 1: I dropped something on the floor and the guy picks
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: it up.
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  Speaker 10: That's the true statement. That's the true.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening morning show.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 11: Well, naturally we turn to all sorts of products, from
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 11: melatonin to weighted blankets to special tees when we're trying
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 11: to fall asleep right and get a better quality of sleep. Well,
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 11: if you're the person that likes to overdress for bed,
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 11: you might be lessening your chances of getting a good
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 11: night's sleep. The best and most simple way to encourage
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 11: a RESTful.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: Eight hours or however long you can.
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  Speaker 11: Sleep well, The best way to do that is just
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 11: to sleep naked right in your birthday suit.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 6: I've been telling you this is for you, nephew.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but I listen though that waited blanket though, you
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 7: got to be careful because you can get your butt
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 7: up under it and can't get off Monday. I've done
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 7: that before. There's one of us two here a blanket.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 7: It's like, yeah, that's the real love people, Tom, I
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 7: get out Monday to day on Blake Reel small a problem.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it says, yeah.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 11: It says Sleeping naked helps to lower your body's core
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 11: temperature and regulate its rhythm, making it easier to fall
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 11: asleep faster, to stay sleep longer, and to enjoy all
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 11: the fruitful rewards.
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  Speaker 6: So there you go.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, might be onto something, nephew, holiday really all right,
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: we'll have more of.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 11: This Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at thirty three
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  Speaker 11: minutes after we'll play around.
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather right after to this you're listening morning show?
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  Speaker 11: It is time now, guys for a rounded Would you rather?
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  Speaker 11: Would you rather eat a rare steak or would you
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  Speaker 11: rather eat a bowld of boiled okrah slimy oh.
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  Speaker 6: I love, I need my stake media careful live like that.
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  Speaker 12: All right?
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather take a trip to the moon or
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  Speaker 1: take a trip to Hawaii.
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  Speaker 10: Nice, but with an X what time were taking off?
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  Speaker 6: He sitting upon in that astronaut, So make sure I
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  Speaker 6: got enough oxygen to take back.
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  Speaker 10: You know, he gotta go.
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  Speaker 6: I slide that helmet down.
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  Speaker 2: The countdown, protect me.
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  Speaker 6: Lord Jesus to blast off. Yeah, yeah, being that damn suit,
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  Speaker 6: don't know nothing.
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  Speaker 7: About back, looking back at the earth tears just running
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  Speaker 7: down my fleet.
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  Speaker 1: You would rather do all that and then go to
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  Speaker 1: Hawaii with your.
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  Speaker 7: Dog up now space soup, drinking tame and eating my
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  Speaker 7: food out of the little squeeze to just yeah, just
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  Speaker 7: jefcating in that suit, win it?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, that's suit.
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  Speaker 6: I just had a suit on. P just floating in are.
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  Speaker 1: Crazy?
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  Speaker 7: All right?
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  Speaker 11: Would you rather give your wife a hall pass one
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  Speaker 11: hall pass or get a root canal? Everything year hall
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  Speaker 11: pass the root canal.
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  Speaker 7: Wife, I'm just gonna be over when you sleep with
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  Speaker 7: somebody else, it fitna be over.
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  Speaker 6: No, now, it's finna be over. I get the root canal.
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  Speaker 7: I'm gonna tell you so much drugs at that I
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  Speaker 7: won't I won't know it was a root all canal.
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  Speaker 7: Take it so much drugs? Yeah, all right, Hey, let
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  Speaker 7: me tell you something. I'm gonna have so much drugs
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  Speaker 7: in me. I can do it myself.
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  Speaker 6: What the root canal got it?
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  Speaker 1: Doc, it is go to tooth and the root alright,
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  Speaker 1: last one, if we can get to it.
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  Speaker 11: Would you rather have a leaked sex tape or be
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  Speaker 11: ridiculed for telling a bad joke?
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  Speaker 1: Wow?
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  Speaker 7: I've already been ridiculed for telling a bad joke, you
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  Speaker 7: know if you put that sex tape out there? Boy,
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  Speaker 7: right here, right now, every right there.
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  Speaker 2: With cloud thank you.
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  Speaker 1: We'll be the last break of the day.
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  Speaker 11: That's forty nine minutes after with some closing remarks from
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  Speaker 11: the one and only Steve Harvey.
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  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 6: All right, Wow, this.
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  Speaker 1: Has been a fun day. I have to say, it's
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  Speaker 1: been a good day. Thank you Lord for that for
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  Speaker 1: this day. All right, Steve, So it's time take us
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  Speaker 1: home with some closing remarks.
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  Speaker 6: Please, all right, I think today it's a good day
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  Speaker 6: for this.
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  Speaker 7: I want to talk to everybody out there that's trying
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  Speaker 7: to accomplish something, trying to reach a goal, or trying
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  Speaker 7: to make a dream come true. The majority of people,
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  Speaker 7: almost all the people that I deal with in business.
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  Speaker 6: In my day to day.
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  Speaker 7: In my family and all of my coworkers, almost everybody
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  Speaker 7: that I'm friends with are on just really cool terms
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  Speaker 7: with are trying to reach a goal, make a dream come.
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  Speaker 6: True, or accomplish something.
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  Speaker 7: But in this task you have to remember that along
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  Speaker 7: the way you will always always be tested. You must
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  Speaker 7: expect from the moment you set a goal or decide
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  Speaker 7: and make up in your mind that you're going to
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  Speaker 7: accomplish something, you must then understand that you are going
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  Speaker 7: to be tested. Now, these tests come two ways. They
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  Speaker 7: come in a form of challenges. They come into forms
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  Speaker 7: of setbacks, They come in forms of disappointment, betrayal, all
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  Speaker 7: kinds of tests, financial, They come in a array of way.
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  Speaker 7: It happens to everybody. So when you strike out, know
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  Speaker 7: that this is going to happen. Some of these things
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  Speaker 7: are presented to you by your creator. Some of them
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  Speaker 7: are presented to you by him to strengthen you along
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  Speaker 7: the way, to teach you some lessons that you need
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  Speaker 7: to know along the way. Some of these obstacles are
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  Speaker 7: thrown in your face by the enemy, because the enemy
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  Speaker 7: has one objective. Simply, he doesn't care if you get
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  Speaker 7: a new car. He doesn't care if you get a
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  Speaker 7: raised or a promotion, or if you make a lot
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  Speaker 7: of money or you buy yourself a home. The devil
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  Speaker 7: don't really care about that. His whole mission is to
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  Speaker 7: rob you of your destiny. That's his soul mission in
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  Speaker 7: life is to keep you from reaching your destiny. As
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  Speaker 7: a matter of fact, he don't care for a couple
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  Speaker 7: of cool things happen to you. Why are you doing
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  Speaker 7: something illegal? He's okay with that. He hate when God
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  Speaker 7: blesses you. He hates when you give God glory and credit.
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  Speaker 7: But man, if you get a little bit on the
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  Speaker 7: side because you're hustling or you dealing to something, he
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  Speaker 7: cool with that.
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  Speaker 6: You know why, Because he's robbing you of your destiny.
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  Speaker 7: You have to understand that you are gonna be set
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  Speaker 7: by problems, situations, circumstance. It happens to all of us.
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  Speaker 7: It is simply called life. No one is exempt from life.
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  Speaker 7: No one gets to skip through life Scotch free, Scott free.
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  Speaker 7: Nobody gets to be problem free nobody. And let me
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  Speaker 7: tell you something. When you look around and you see
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  Speaker 7: somebody and they seem like they handling in it, so well,
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  Speaker 7: just know this. That person that you see seems to
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  Speaker 7: always get up when they fall down, they always seem
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  Speaker 7: to be handling it. They keep a smile on their face.
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  Speaker 7: I got news for you. That problem, that person going
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  Speaker 7: through it and got some situations. But I bet you
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  Speaker 7: he got some faith. I bet you that person right
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  Speaker 7: there has always got a smile on their face. I
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  Speaker 7: bet you they got a relationship with God. I can
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  Speaker 7: almost promise you that if you see a person that
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  Speaker 7: keeps getting knocked down, if you know somebody that people
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  Speaker 7: always writing them off, and you see them keep rising again,
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  Speaker 7: that person right there, no God. That person right there
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  Speaker 7: got some faith because listen to me. I had a
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  Speaker 7: T shirt I was selling one time for the Foundation
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  Speaker 7: that says faith doesn't make it easy, faith makes it possible.
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  Speaker 7: And when you have faith, it creates the possibility. Instead
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  Speaker 7: of always looking at stuff at the probability, you gotta
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  Speaker 7: start looking at stuff with the possibility. And the reason
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  Speaker 7: I created that phrase because I kind of I don't
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  Speaker 7: really know the exact term for all of this, but
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  Speaker 7: probability kind of mean like it probably something probably might happen.
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  Speaker 7: You know, the probability always presents a problem. Now it
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  Speaker 7: probably might not work, It probably a go bad. If
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  Speaker 7: you do this somebody probably might not like it. You
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  Speaker 7: probably might not reach that goal. I call them probabilities.
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  Speaker 7: They come into form of statistics. Somebody always got.
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  Speaker 6: A statistic for you know.
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  Speaker 7: You know, nine out of ten people don't make it
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  Speaker 7: in that field. You know, you know they say that
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  Speaker 7: one in every twenty five people end up getting hurt
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  Speaker 7: doing that. But there are some people who have faith
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  Speaker 7: and they have the same problems, trials, challenges and tests
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  Speaker 7: that you face. They looking at them just like you
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  Speaker 7: looking at them, but they handling it a different way.
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  Speaker 7: They have a companion and they have a guide, and
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  Speaker 7: that is their relationship with God.
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  Speaker 6: And when you have God, you have help.
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  Speaker 7: You have a source that you can turn over the
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  Speaker 7: worry and the problems too, so you can keep on
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  Speaker 7: up the road, develop your faith, trust in God, and
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  Speaker 7: your goals, your accomplishments and dreams would be a lot
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  Speaker 7: simpler for you to handle. It's still gonna be problems,
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  Speaker 7: but you're gonna be able to handle it. Those are
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  Speaker 7: my closing remarks today. I've already tried the mic. Ladies
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  Speaker 7: and gentlemen, talk to God today. He'd loved to hear
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  Speaker 7: from y'all.
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