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Donald Trump, Roscoe Wallace, Sherwood Country Club, Aaron Rodgers and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time? I
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  Speaker 1: don't know y'all all soon all. Don't giving them like
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  Speaker 1: the million buck things in its subs not good? Steve
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  Speaker 1: hut to Steve, I don't join Jo. You got turn.
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  Speaker 1: You got to turn to turn them out. Turn. We
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  Speaker 1: got to turn them out to turn the water the water. Come,
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  Speaker 1: come on your thing, huh I show will oh good
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  Speaker 1: morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on dig
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  Speaker 1: me now one it all is Steve Harvey man oh
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  Speaker 1: man got a radio show. Yo. Trying to make it
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  Speaker 1: work too. I'm not trying. I'm I'm getting it. I'm
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  Speaker 1: getting it done to the best of my abilities. Now.
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  Speaker 1: Something funny my father taught me. He said, son, when
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  Speaker 1: you've done all you can do, if you've done your
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  Speaker 1: absolute best and you look up and it didn't get
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  Speaker 1: the job done, take a deep breath and do some more.
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  Speaker 1: That used to bug me, man, when my father used
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  Speaker 1: to tell me. That's the son, when you've done your
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  Speaker 1: absolute best and you think you can't do no more,
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  Speaker 1: You've done all you can and it still don't get
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  Speaker 1: the job done. Take yourself a deep breath and do
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  Speaker 1: some more, and you know what I found that has
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  Speaker 1: worked every single time, every single time, because what my
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  Speaker 1: father knew was that what you think is your breaking
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  Speaker 1: point or what you think is your all in all,
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  Speaker 1: he says, son, it's just something about it. Man, if
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  Speaker 1: you just gather yourself, you got a little bit more.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody got some more. And you know, I gotta be
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  Speaker 1: honest with you. It has worked. It has helped me greatly.
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  Speaker 1: And you know it. Everybody does have some more. You know.
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  Speaker 1: I tell that to my sons all the time. Dad,
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  Speaker 1: I did my best. Well, I manage you something else?
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  Speaker 1: Could you have done anything else? Could you have studied
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  Speaker 1: a little harder, Could you have shown up a little
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  Speaker 1: bit earlier, could you stayed a little bit later? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: well then okay, that's what you should have done. Then see,
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  Speaker 1: has always a way. But if you're going to create excuses,
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  Speaker 1: if you're gonna make them up all the time about
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  Speaker 1: why you don't get it done, I have a very
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  Speaker 1: very sad statement for you right now. You're never gonna
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  Speaker 1: get anything done. You're never gonna get to the top.
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  Speaker 1: Not to the top. You can get halfway up. Now,
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  Speaker 1: you can get a third of the way up. You
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  Speaker 1: can get three quarters of the way up. But if
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  Speaker 1: you don't have that little extra reserve in you, you're
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  Speaker 1: not getting to the top. The top is only reserved
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  Speaker 1: for those that have the wherewithal and the power to desire,
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  Speaker 1: the drive and the gut wrenching effort to get to
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  Speaker 1: the top. The top is reserved only for the top.
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  Speaker 1: It's just the top. There ain't but one top then
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  Speaker 1: the middle done it ain't it? You know? The top,
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  Speaker 1: the top of the mountain have where. It's a different
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  Speaker 1: view at the top. Things look different from up top.
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  Speaker 1: So if you want to get to the top of
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  Speaker 1: whatever your profession, your field, your career, whatever it is,
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  Speaker 1: you got to do extra. You have to do more.
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  Speaker 1: More is expected of you. More, but his what's really crazy,
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  Speaker 1: More is required of you. Don't live your life in
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  Speaker 1: the lackadaisical statement. Don't wake up every day with the
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  Speaker 1: feeling of, well, you know, whatever happens happens, Nah, man,
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  Speaker 1: have us say so in your life you First of all,
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  Speaker 1: let me ask you something. Who has God would named
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  Speaker 1: the person that God has given authority over you named
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  Speaker 1: the person? But who is the person? Nobody has domain
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  Speaker 1: over you? God didn't create that person. So what you're
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  Speaker 1: sitting here for man, what do you say sitting here
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  Speaker 1: for letting people who do not know direct your path?
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  Speaker 1: Why are you worried about all these people with what
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  Speaker 1: they got to say about you and all these people
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  Speaker 1: with what they got to think about you? When here's
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  Speaker 1: the news flash, they don't know either. All these people
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  Speaker 1: that you overly concerned about, all these people that you
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  Speaker 1: go into these answers for, they need answers to stop.
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  Speaker 1: What are you doing here? Gather yourself for a minute.
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  Speaker 1: Here is a solution to all of that. You have
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  Speaker 1: one source that will be there for you to the
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  Speaker 1: end of time, and that is your relationship with God.
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  Speaker 1: That is the one thing that's solid and for show.
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  Speaker 1: He's behind the all. He's in your jail cell. He
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  Speaker 1: rides with you in the police car. He's with you
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  Speaker 1: on your job up at school. He's down there in
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  Speaker 1: the board meetings with you. He goes with you when
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  Speaker 1: you travel on planes. He sits with you when you're
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  Speaker 1: in a relationship. He helps you with your parents and skills.
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  Speaker 1: He helps you. He's there to assist you. He shows
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  Speaker 1: if you do the right things, he show you and
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  Speaker 1: guide you to your next job. When you lose your
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  Speaker 1: job and you think it's a rap. All, there's some
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  Speaker 1: good behind him. Man, God is always working on your behalf.
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  Speaker 1: To those that believe you, just gotta believe. He won't
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  Speaker 1: ask you for nothing else. Believe in me. That's all
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  Speaker 1: He asks you to do. What you're tripping for. Man,
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  Speaker 1: And then when you make the decision to believe in him,
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  Speaker 1: and it comes out your mouth from time to time
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  Speaker 1: somewhere what you're worried about, what people say, What you're
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  Speaker 1: worried about, what they think for? Why who are they?
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  Speaker 1: They need God to you? You're telling them you found
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  Speaker 1: something new and you're gonna give this a shot right
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  Speaker 1: here now. They got some yang yin yang and some
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  Speaker 1: yakety yak to say about that when they need God too.
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  Speaker 1: That's what amazes me, man about people sit up in here, man,
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  Speaker 1: be knocking your dream and stuff. Look, if you're an atheist, man,
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  Speaker 1: do your thing, do your thing. But you can't create
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  Speaker 1: no laws, Well I can't do mine. That don't make
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  Speaker 1: no sense, man, that makes no sense at all to me.
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  Speaker 1: You have the right to go be whatever you want
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  Speaker 1: to be. You know, if you don't, you don't like
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  Speaker 1: the fact that I'm in school, you got my head
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  Speaker 1: biled down, and I'm saying a prayer for I take
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  Speaker 1: this test. Just don't buy your head. Don't you pray?
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  Speaker 1: But if some kids want to get to that's some
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  Speaker 1: crazy mass. That's what happened in our schools. We took
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  Speaker 1: prayer out of schools. Now look at our schools. You
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  Speaker 1: send your child to school and and someone else comes
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  Speaker 1: back home. That's a whole other thing right here. That's
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  Speaker 1: not what I want to talk to you about. But
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  Speaker 1: I was just throwing it out because you don't. Hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: your relationship with God is essential to your success as
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  Speaker 1: a person. It's essential to your existence. It's essential to
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  Speaker 1: where you're trying to go and what you're trying to be.
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  Speaker 1: Because He made you. Why would you not talk to
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  Speaker 1: the person that made you to find out what he
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  Speaker 1: created you for. I ain't talking about your parents, who
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  Speaker 1: made your parents. This is God, we created in his image.
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  Speaker 1: Why would you not talk to your maker to see
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  Speaker 1: why you got made? That don't make sense to you.
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  Speaker 1: If you're sitting and gotten yourself in a situation. You're
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  Speaker 1: sitting in the jail cell somewhere, you locked up. You're
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  Speaker 1: doing some time, man, be a good time. For you
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  Speaker 1: to reflect. But whatever your situation is, man, God can
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  Speaker 1: get you through it. He can give you the strength,
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  Speaker 1: the courage to wherewithal the understanding everything you need, the
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  Speaker 1: wisdom to get you through anything you're going through. You
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  Speaker 1: just got a touch base with him. I need God
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  Speaker 1: every single day of my life. And what He's done
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  Speaker 1: for me man off the chain. But guess what He'll
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  Speaker 1: I saw. I wanted chicken. You didn't. You wanted to
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  Speaker 1: thirty years of losing food no more. I'll tell you
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  Speaker 1: I want to talk about myself. I can't do it.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't motivating me no more, but none of this love.
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  Speaker 1: This woman, this woman eating everyday things? Coming up at
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  Speaker 1: complaints with Reverend Motown and Deacon death jam. Yeah, where's
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  Speaker 1: the argon here now? Now? Yeah, now we're gonna have
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  Speaker 1: to talk about find him. And I don't thank you, Deacon,
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  Speaker 1: because I don't come out until cic Row goes to work. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna well, I don't know what cic Row was
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  Speaker 1: doing or why he was late with the organ. We're
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  Speaker 1: not gonna have this. We gather hill in the most
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  Speaker 1: pro lficus way. Yeah, we have been pontificating, we have
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  Speaker 1: derived at the moment of education. Come out here. Now.
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  Speaker 1: We are oftentimes perplexed by the density and the level
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  Speaker 1: of continuity. That's right, that overleachs in a population. And
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  Speaker 1: what did you say, over leach That means there's something
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  Speaker 1: coming suit? Yeah, yeah, over there we're leaning towards our
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  Speaker 1: deacon fall, posterial postivity, godless duties complain, letting jump all
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  Speaker 1: right past and now you need to get yourself to
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  Speaker 1: yather for this one. Now they say that your ancestry
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  Speaker 1: results are in and it has definitely surprised the congregation
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  Speaker 1: that you are sixty percent Caucajun, twenty percent African American,
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  Speaker 1: ten percent Russian, and last you are ten percent abor
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  Speaker 1: regional Australian. So they are the congregation want an explanation.
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  Speaker 1: We thought he was black. Now they're calling you are
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  Speaker 1: called called Russian, called Russia, called Russia. That's what they
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  Speaker 1: called you, called Russian. That's news to me because I'm
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  Speaker 1: not doing well down at the bank. If there's any
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  Speaker 1: or posenta caucasianness available, I would like to take it
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  Speaker 1: to my next visit to the credit Union when I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to get a building expansion loan. Yeah. Oh, and
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  Speaker 1: the only part of Russian is me is when I'm
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  Speaker 1: rushing to get in here to work, rushing to get
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  Speaker 1: down there, photo sale go off? Now is the Russian
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  Speaker 1: trying to get to this doctor's appointment. The Australian part
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  Speaker 1: is that where your lips? And Now it was kind
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  Speaker 1: of fun that I know i'my is Aborigines. I know
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  Speaker 1: I'm here is Africa. I feels no kind jointness to
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  Speaker 1: be in Caucasian when he's six different. That's not true.
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  Speaker 1: I am from Zimbabwe. I have done the research, I've
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  Speaker 1: met the people I've been. Now the whole tribe look
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  Speaker 1: just like me. Wow, so that's not true. You're gonna
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  Speaker 1: have to redo your DNA results, and don't bring us
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  Speaker 1: nothing else in here like that. We will redo your
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  Speaker 1: task path. We will redo you are no longer a
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  Speaker 1: called Russian air until we're figuring out all right here,
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  Speaker 1: though I can relate to call Russia, definitely can relate
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  Speaker 1: to that last. We got an issue here. Little Jimmy
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  Speaker 1: one Leg got caught coming out of sister Clara's minute
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  Speaker 1: van on Wednesday night by her her husband, brother Curtis.
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  Speaker 1: I ad you to know they call him Lettle Jimmy
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  Speaker 1: one Leg because he's blessed. Let's just say they just
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  Speaker 1: call him little not Brother Curtis flammed his blessings in
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  Speaker 1: that minute, Van dough five times. It's broken in three sections,
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  Speaker 1: and he wants you to make brother Curtis pay for
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  Speaker 1: the medical bill. Well, oh, I'm not sure that we're
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  Speaker 1: responsible for the medical bill. Uh. All of us can relate.
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  Speaker 1: We've all caught out blessing in the zipple as boys. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I know where that threw me into next week. But
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  Speaker 1: a vain dough a minute, Van dough Man, that's pretty right.
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  Speaker 1: A mighty get it hung up in there one time.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm trying to figure out how or a little
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  Speaker 1: Jimmy stupid and let him shut it three times on
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  Speaker 1: the way because you gotta press that button to come
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  Speaker 1: back slow. You just can't slam minivan. Do you gotta
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  Speaker 1: press that button? Here? Come, oh, oh Lord, here come
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  Speaker 1: get you come find Poll three two. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: why a little one leg was standing there. You get yourself.
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  Speaker 1: Fu the mini van though, two times from wrong with you.
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  Speaker 1: Um here's another situation we got Sister Sierra. It's wanting
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  Speaker 1: to design the outfits for the Praise dancers. There're a
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  Speaker 1: lot to what she wore to the oscar. The sister
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  Speaker 1: Gerte said, we're not gonna have no dancing JESSI bells
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  Speaker 1: and I trade, but it's you'll find a decision to
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  Speaker 1: make it a past I kind of like that kind
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  Speaker 1: of myself. Deacon we Our, I already vote to ban
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  Speaker 1: the Praise team cause we was trying up the church.
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  Speaker 1: You got a lot of oldweight people doing ballet moves
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  Speaker 1: they've never been able to do before. Ballet should be
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  Speaker 1: restricted to ballet sized people's Yeah all you uh, full
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  Speaker 1: figured women as beautiful as you are, as much as
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  Speaker 1: the Lord love you it is, U should also have
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  Speaker 1: been the same love shared by the congregation. That's right,
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  Speaker 1: and I don't want to see another big girl spend
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  Speaker 1: and tear all acrosses off the podium. They knocked all
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  Speaker 1: the freeze drive plants down off the offering table. I'm
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  Speaker 1: against this praise dance team. So we're gonna straighten out
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  Speaker 1: these offenses when you're listening. Coming up at the top
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  Speaker 1: for our Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey to answer your
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  Speaker 1: love questions. He's here and the building Macy and Tacoma says.
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  Speaker 1: I'm forty years old in a long distance relationship and
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  Speaker 1: he's married. His wife has called me several times and
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  Speaker 1: I told her to talk to her husband. I feel
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  Speaker 1: bad for her and want to open up and give
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  Speaker 1: her all of the information. Would it help or hurt her? More.
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  Speaker 1: How you think is going to help her? She already
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  Speaker 1: no issue. Yeah, she called, you called, she heard? But
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  Speaker 1: what is you talking to? Huffle? And I want you
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  Speaker 1: to understand something? You're not in a relationship, right, what
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  Speaker 1: would that be called, Steve, What would that be called? What?
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  Speaker 1: What would that be called? If you're you know, if
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  Speaker 1: you're seeing someone married that's married. I meanship I know
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  Speaker 1: it is. Y'all want a real honest answer. Yeah, come on,
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  Speaker 1: you're in a relationship. That's a true statement. It is
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  Speaker 1: a relationship, but it's a relationship that doesn't have an
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  Speaker 1: end off for you now unless him and his wife
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  Speaker 1: are divorcing. See you got a call from his wife.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't got a call from him talking about I'm
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  Speaker 1: leaving her. You ain't got a call from him. Hang
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  Speaker 1: on that. We're going through some things. All the air
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  Speaker 1: marriage going through some things. So stop listening to people
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  Speaker 1: they say we're going through something. All marriages is going
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  Speaker 1: through something. If it ain't now, it will be soon.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody go through something. You're not. It's called grow though called,
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  Speaker 1: but you're not. He not gonna call. You're talking about
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  Speaker 1: I be that Friday. Get my room ready. I need
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  Speaker 1: more clause at space, you're not getting that call. So
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  Speaker 1: you you're in a relationship, but you have to think
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  Speaker 1: about what the relationship is for you, and I just
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  Speaker 1: don't see it as a win for you. Good luck though,
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: all right, good luck, all right, Eliza and Virginia Beach says,
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  Speaker 1: my family is coming for Easter and I plan to
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  Speaker 1: introduce them to my boyfriend, who is black. My mother knows,
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  Speaker 1: but my father doesn't. My boyfriend is ready for action
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: in case my father is rude. Should I tell my
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: father before he comes to visit. Yeah, yeah, you need
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: to tell your daddy. You know your dad, I mean
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: he ready for action. Well, Eliza, she's already talked about
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: about her family because the mother knows, but she has
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: forewarned him about the father. My dad may not be
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: understanding of this, and Eliza, you know he on point
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: because he don't slap the taste out of Jerry mouth
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: if he get out of land. He already. But yeah,
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: you should warn your father so the mother can start
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: talking to the father. See, that's the only way to
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: do it. When I've had some surprising news given to
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: me about my kid, they always go to Margie with
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: at first, So margin can kind of talk to me,
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: because what you don't want is my raw. I don't
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: hand though. I don't do poker face with dudes. I
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: just don't. So yeah, I would. If I were you,
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: I would. I would have your mom talk to your dad,
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: get him together on the phone or FaceTime or something
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: and talk to him. Yeah, need to give them heads up, Okay, license,
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Amelia got to get your little racist asked daddy ready, Amelia,
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: and Charlotte says, I'm the breadwinner in my marriage, and
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: I've scheduled some elective surgery, but my husband is counting
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: my coins like I'm taking food out of the family's mouth.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: I want so badly to tell his broke behind to hush.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: And do I have to respect his opinion? That's a question. Well,
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: it's a marriage, you know, it's a marriage. He's not
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: making a contribution, so that's kind of hard. She's gonna
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: buy his booty no matter what. Yes, she finished it
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: and the red explain some to you, and she want
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: to buy the booty so she the booty can attract.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: She don't care about his opinion, but she had asked
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: him She's getting the elective surgery because that's what she's
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: elected to do and then get the elective surgery, the bagger,
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: the bigger booty, the old boom. She's getting the whole
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: shot done. She's gonna attract a different man, and this
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: man will probably be working hello. See because in the
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: letter she says, I want to tell his broke behind. Yes,
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: she said to hush, that's what she's standing after. Y'all.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: I heard food out of my mouth. I heard that's
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: what you're going through. That's all I'm going through. You,
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: j Julian, Julian, don't nobody care that your wife is
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: on your plate? We all got there. That could be
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: new news and shocking to you, to us, Yeah, I'm
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: a wife, I'm serious or whatever. You finish see it
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: a whole like get ready? Sure? Last one, Steve, last one,
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: Hope and Shreveport says. My husband and I have six
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: kids and he wants one more. I'm thirty seven, and
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: since he can't carry a baby, I told him that
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: it's a no for me. Our twenty year old son
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: has a three year old, so I've got my hands fulled.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: What kind of man wants a house full of kids?
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: A man that ain't got to carry exactly? You didn't
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: gave him six kids. Dog, This ain't this ain't nineteen
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: eighties TV. Eight is enough? Yeah, a lot of people
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: moving around right there, y'all got another TV show called
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: six is plenty? Six is damn near too many? But
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: you know it's something, y'all. But if you don't want
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: to carry the baby, you thirty house, she said, she's
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: the thirty seven. Oh yeah, I'm through. I know. Goodn't
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: hear one? I'm through. That's a tough job, man. I
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: commend you ladies, hats all. And she's taking care of
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: I don't even like trying this extra stomach around. I got,
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: I know, good hair, where you ain't fit to put
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: a life That ain't what you feel to do. Yeah,
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: and she takes care of her grandson or grandchild too.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Now that ain't fair. I got all these kids up here,
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: just twenty year old. Need to do something. Now you
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: find yourself flying? Heyy what hell my man? Yeah? Where's
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: the other grandmother? Yeah? Yeah, but I mean that's her husband.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: He can ask her about having kids. That's what I asked.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: So he's not wrong in that. No, he ain't wrong
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: for asking. But at thirty seven, though, come on now, yeah,
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: and she's already had so many children. She'll want them off.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: The woman don't want them on. Dog. This is woman's
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: roll versus way too. That's why I should be a
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: woman's decision. It should be a woman's decision, y'all. We
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: got this thing twisted. It's a woman decision. Man, I
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: got what he want, but he ain't going to do
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: the work. All he gonna mean, he gonna make a
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: small contribution. After that he gonna sits. And if he
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: couldn't make it through a first tribe mess, I bet
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: he don't wear a lot even. All right, thank you, Cielo.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, we'll have
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: some entertainment news for you right after this you're listening show. Well,
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: it's the first day of spring. Happy spring everyone, and
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: love is in the air. Reality stars Evelyn Lozada and
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: Tamar Braxton are getting married really okay again, Yes they are.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: Evelyn and Tamar star and Will Packers new celebrity dating show.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: It's called Queen's Court. The show is hosted by Holly Robinson,
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Pete and Rotney Pete and Tamar Braxton, Evelyn Lozada and
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: singer Nibia are all looking for their King to Love. Okay,
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: the show just premier on TV. We haven't even seen
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: it yet, but it's wrapped up filming in real life. Okay.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: You know how they do that. They film ahead and
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: then they Yeah, we got an idea about that. Yeah,
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: I think you know, I think you know. I think
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: you know. Well, both Tamar and Evelyn ended the show
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: engaged women all right. Tamar is engaged to finalists Jeremy
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: j R. Robinson, and on the season finale of the show,
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: he told Tamar, oh, I love this. This is so romantic. Quote.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: I don't want to be your friend, I want to
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: be your husband. I'm here forever because I don't see
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: my life without you, and I love you, Tamar. Tamara
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: alert that ain't starting yet, and we already got the
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: end now, No, we know, we know. Well, it was
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: all over social media, all over social media. Yeah, but see,
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: women gonna watch this show because they got ye. It's
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: a lot of women just trying to trying to learn
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: to how to uh huh. We get to see their journey. Yeah,
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: how they arrived at Tamar William marry me, and Tamar
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: said yes. Then Evelyn Lozada also found love and a
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: fiance on the show, Evalon is engaged to her king Yep,
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: his name is Yeah. Evelyn walked in a room with
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: with a bunch of her family and friends to find
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: a big marry me letters. Uh in roses. All of
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: this roses were on the ground. Evelyn said, yes, So
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: we got to say best wishes to Tamar and Evelyn.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: So happy for them. Congratulations. Yeah for a brand new show.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: Sounds like it's a hit already. What are you talking about, Junior? Yeah,
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: I said the same thing. I want to be with
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: you forever and lost twenty pounds. He usually you gained
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: twenty when you first get married because somebody on my plate.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: The whole tame all right, Moving on to other news.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: Will Be Goldberg is now apologie for a term she
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: used on The View which offended people of Romani heritage
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: last Wednesday. While Whoope was discussing Donald Trump and Stormy Daniels,
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: she said, the people who still believe that he, meaning Trump,
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: got you know, jipped somehow in the election. Well. The
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: word jipped, which is commonly used to mean someone getting
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: cheated or deceived, is derived from a slur used against
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: the Romani or the Roma people. Will be issued this
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: apology in a Twitter video. She said, you know, when
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: you're a certain age, you use words that you know
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: from when you're a child, and you remember saying, that's
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: what I did today, and I shouldn't have done that.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: So what she's saying is, you know she heard this
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: word when she was coming up. The word yep, it's
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: a very common term. Yeah, I was glad. I never
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: ever in my entire life until just now that it
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: was found out the offensive to Romanian people who were
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: referred to a gypsies. Yeah, I just that was not
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: what it was for. Yeah, and so you know, she apologized,
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: which is the right thing to do, but it ought
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: to be over with. Yeah, you know it's over. It's
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: all right, you know. Yeah, and we get a book.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: Can we get a book of what we can say? No,
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: I don't even want to know. You're just gonna fire
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: them off. Yeah, I want to go just week by week.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: It don't change. But anyway, you're right, Steve Whoopy did apologize.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: She said she should have said cheated, and she's really
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: really sorry. Finally, Tyra Banks has announced that she will
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: no longer be the co host of Dancing with the Stars.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: Tyra told TMZ that the time has come to move
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: on to other endeavors, mainly to focus on her businesses
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: and her entrepreneurship. Tyra has hosted Dancing with the Stars
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: since twenty twenty. Nowhere yet on her replacement. Well, um,
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: do you leave jobs? Do you just leave them? Ship? Yeah?
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: I mean you know, of course she got money or
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: that's what stars gonna keep going? Yeah it is. And
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: see the thing about me, Junior, When I leave, you
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: got to shut the show down. That's different. Give me
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: an example, doctor Steve Hardmore to show. Yeah, you can
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: still be a morning show, but it won't be Steve Hardmor.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: I got no one for you. Family feel Yeah, you
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: can still be family few, but you're gonna have to
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: unplug all these wise in here. But see if you
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: have a theory about putting your name on things, right,
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: that's right. So when I leave, you're gonna at least
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: tell these signs in this set got to go. My
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: talk show name was Steve I to seven years. You
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: wanna get rid of it? Cool? You gotta sell all
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: this stuff if it keep your chairs and none of it.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: I push, Steve. You gonna every damn thing? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: celebrity family few. You have it, Yeah, you have it.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: But what you're not gonna have this? What about Judge
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: Steve j Steve you can have your show just gonna
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: be called Judge see geudge and what Yeah. See that's
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: how I do it. Man. Yeah, that's a good thing.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: That's a good thing. Mark my sitcom, Steve Harvey Show. Yeah,
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: you get rid of me if you want to. What
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: was called when? Nothing? All right? Thank you, Steve. Steve
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning coming up in twenty minutes after the hour.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: Donald Trump predicts he'll be arrested tomorrow. We'll tell you
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: why right after this. You're listening to show. Well. On Saturday,
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: Donald Trump announced on social media that he expects to
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: be arrested in connection with the investigation into a hush
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: money scheme involving adult film actress Stormy Daniels and called
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: on his supporters called on his supporters to protest any
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: such move. Trump, referring to himself as the quote leading
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: Republican candidate and former president of the United States, said
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: he will be arrested on Tuesday of next week. Sources
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: close to Trump told CNN that Trump believes that an
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: indictment would help him politically. Any indictment of Trump, a
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: former president who is running for reelection in twenty twenty four,
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: would make history and quickly change the political conversation. But
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: here he goes again, calling for a protest. We know
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: what happened at the insurrection. He denies that he called
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: for that, but come on, what are you doing? He
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: put that all the in Yeah, well, doing it again.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: I don't really, I don't know if he's gonna get arrested. High.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: I have no faith in this judicial system. Yeah, I
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: have none in it. Oh, they ain't sent him A
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: couple of them Q nine people off, but they ain't
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: really Donald Trump. They scared of him. He's already talking
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: like he thinks this will help him. If they arrest him,
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: he can do. I've never seen a population of people
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: so afraid of someone. Yeah, but then, you know, it's
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: indicative of what this country is. It's three hundred and
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: fifty four million people here in this country, right, but
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: you know we got how many that's a voting age,
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: and of the voting age, seventy million of them voted
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: for Trump, almost half the voting more than man, you
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: got to be crazy. That's crazy, man, Yeah, that's crazy.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: So that's how they feel. And if you vote for
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: Donald Trump, you don't care of his previous policies, you
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: don't care of the accusations. You don't care. And because
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: he was president, he gave and he was like that,
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: he gave them freedom to be who they were. You know,
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: can I tell you really why he's president. Why he
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: became president. Yeah, because the average American admires Hill and
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: would trade places with him in a heartbeat. The billionaire
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: playboy persona, the the the real estate mogul persona, the
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: big jet with your name on the side of it,
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: owning all these golf courses. Man, please the average looking
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: part of that brot the pay and Stormy daniels on blonds,
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: all the chicks. Most the average America would trade places
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: with him in a heartbeat. They want to be him,
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: all the power he has. That's why they can overlook
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: everything he tells. Okay, huh, all right, well we'll see,
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: we'll see what happens tomorrow. We're coming up next. It
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: is Roscoe. Roscoe Wallace is in the building. We'll talk
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: to him right after this. Roscoe, you're listening to show,
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: all right, So Roscoe is here, ladies and gentlemen. You
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: hear them, it was jab me long well they don't wait,
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: don't hear you, Josh, come on out, bring him out,
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: bring them out. Everything, Hey, Roscoe, welcome back again. Everything,
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: everything we're we're going on. We're going on with Julia Roscoe.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: Why he rove? What time? Roscoe? You know? Man? Man? Everything,
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: I know it, I know it, I know it clear
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: what's going on today? I know I don't even have
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: to ask you this while you're here today, because I
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: know you've heard about you know how we lost a
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: blue light soul legend last week. Um, you know Bobby
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: called well, Bobby called well, passed away, broke my heart,
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: heart brope broke and heartbreak hotail. Yeah yeah, he wanted yeah, definitely,
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: most definitely. Um, you know he had what you won't do?
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: There you go do for Look, I tried everything what
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: you won't you and my word, holy you make me
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: do for love what I whoop would not do? School?
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: Did you write that right? Something? Some folk wonder what
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: did roll with me? I'm in a day from you
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: love you see, I came back to let you know
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: who got a thing for you? And I can't live
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: I said, I can't live. I can't. I can't, you can't,
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: we can't, can't know about I can't let you know
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: whoa I've dedicated man, Biby car Will Yeah, Man, I
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: knew his grandfather. Oh what new ass? Huh new ass
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: new as well. Really his great grandfather was a philosopher.
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: He just knew everything. So we staid he named the
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: grand baby Bobby car Well, we called him a new
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: ass like he knew as well. Whatever you said you knew,
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: he knew that as well. Called him new ass for sure. Lord,
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: he come new ass. Everybody car everything. You know what
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: you want to do a live? You know it's you.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: It's your song out that I wrote for a grandfather,
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: you know, because I was dating a girl and did
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: you and you know it's you. He's just going through it,
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: even white, and so he was struggling. He didn't know
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: how to you know who what he was going through
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: because he was white. You know how I put in
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: the words and I told him, I said, you know,
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: you tried everything, you know what you won't get up,
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: you know, and then just in your world is only you,
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: So why don't you tell her that what you do
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: for love? I do for love? What you wouldn't you know,
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: you just won't do it. You what you do for love?
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: You ain't gonna do nothing? Now this is true for nothing.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: Like you know, police officer asked you to stop, You
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: ain't got to stop. You keep running, but somebody you
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: in love would tell you stop. You gotta pull over.
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: You see how you see how I going to say.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying makes sense? She like, she like,
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: if Junior asked me to do something, I might not
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: want to do it, but then my wife asked me
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: to do something. Hell, I got to do it because
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: I do for love, but I would not do you
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: got it? That's about houses cause race not do that
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: for low right right? I never bought Junior call rings.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: You won't do yes, all right, thank you, Roscoe. Coming
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: up next the prank phone call from the nephew right
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: after this you're listening to show coming up at four
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: minutes after the hour. It's my Strawberry letter for today
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: and the title is My Peace and Happiness is next door.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: We'll get into that find out what that's all about
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: in just a bit, but right now it is time
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: for the nephew and today's prank phone call, Tommy, what
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: do you have for us today? What's something we're gonna
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: We're gonna you know, it's money. I got to be
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: uh exceedingly you understand, Yeah, exceedingly as yeah, yeah, that
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: should be exceedingly eglant. Okay, so um this right here now,
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: don't y'all, don't y'all. Don't y'all fall apart? Uber Hers,
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: what do you think? Man? What do you want to go? Someone?
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: Do you not want to go someone? Uber Live? Hey? Hey, hey,
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: hey look uber Hers. Okay, we're gonna get you there.
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  Speaker 1: get do Let's get it. Uber Hers Hello, Hello, I'm
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: trying to read shawan please yeah, it means suck. Hey Sean,
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: how are you doing this? My name is Brian. Um.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: I got you on schedule. Um, you you ordered the
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: uber for tomorrow morning. I'm I think you're okay? You are?
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: You are your schedule to go to report? Correct? Absolutely? Yeah? Okay,
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: all right, And I want to make sure you you
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: wanted the suv? Yeah, I wanted the suv okay, and
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: that's ninety two eleven West. Um, what is that home
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: on lighted two eleven one drive. That's correct, okay, all right,
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: all right, So I'll be outside tomorrow morning. You were
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: talking about seven p seven am pick up. Correct, that's it.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: I got you got it. Everything's on point, okay, all right,
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: So listen, I wanted to let you know this man.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: You you ordered the sub. I'll be there tomorrow. I'll
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: be there probably a little bit before seven am. You
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: know when you guys order uber way in advance, you know,
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: we try to get there almost like a car service
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: and make sure we get you where you gotta go.
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: And I know the traffic is gonna be a little crazy,
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: so um, you know, I'll be there on time. I'll
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: be downstairs waiting on you. All right, i'd appreciate it.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: Now listen, I'm I'm I'm an SUV. But it's a
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: kind of a little different. So that's why I kind
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: of the reason for the call. I wanted to kind
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: of give your heads up that I am an SUV.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: So I just want you to look for the black
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: hurse that'll be outside Hurts. Yeah, I'll be in a
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: black Hurse tomorrow morning at seven ms uh okay, okay,
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: it's an SUV or hrs no, no, it's a hurt.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: It's a hurse. Actually, what's happening is is I have
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: another drop off at the airport as well. You know
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: there's a I mean, it's it's it won't affect you
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: at all. There'll there'll be a body in the back,
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: but that that's it. We're trying to get that to
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: the airport too. But you know, like I said, a
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: matter of fact, is body waiting the hell? Yeah? Yeah, man, no,
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: I ain't start rousing my body. Well there's a I mean,
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: there'll be a body, but actually it's just causing you less.
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. So you don't have to man,
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: Well I'm apost to lay hand. So what you're talking about, Man, dude,
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: ain't ride with the body? Hang on, man, listen, you
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: wanted to NUV. I'm not ride with the body. Dude,
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: you're tripping. Cancel the trip. I'll get another over. I'm
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: not riding with a body, dude. Okay, if you cancel,
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: that's gonna cost you fifty dollars. Fifty dollars man, yet,
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: like I just downloaded the here's the deal. I know
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: for a fact, when you cancel over just five dollars,
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: I'm canceling, and that's gonna be five hours. I'm gonna
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: be no fifty dollars, dude, We're gonna be fifty dollars, sir.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: It's a different one. You have, my man, you can
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: pay me a thousand dollars. I'm not riding with them.
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: You feel me the understanding. You understand you now. But
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: do you want to get to the airport or not? Look,
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: why don't you lay down there to the body and
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: you drive yourself in there with the flighty like in
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: the past, to just see I'm not doing it. Tell
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: me what the problem is. I mean, obviously you're used
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: to driving around with bodies and that's not my thing.
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. What's the problem. I mean,
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: you're gonna be in the front of the hurst. You're
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: not gonna be in the back. We'll put in the
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: back with your luggage in the back. I mean, I'll
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: be fine. Right, you're my man. You're tripping, man, this
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: is crazy. You're calling wrong with this crazy book. Dude.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: I'm not doing a none of that. What part of
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: that don't you understand? I'm going to get you there
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: on time, sir, But it's going to be in a hurse.
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: That's all the difference is. Man, You'll be riding the
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: hurt when I'm supposed to be laid out in You
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: understand right now? You got me fed up? What kind
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: of phone call is this? Well, I mean when you
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: what's what's the problem. Obviously you're used to rolling with
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: with dad bodies and hearses and all that. When it over,
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: start rolling with hearses to pick up regular alvement, because
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: to get them from place to place. This is some
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: crazy I want you to think when when did you
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: think that it would just be cool or as a
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: regular picking up a body and just driving around in
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: the street. I don't know, man, I mean, you know,
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: I got two jobs, you know what I'm saying. I
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: do you know? And also you know, work for a mortuary.
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. So you know, but my
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: vehicle is is certified and approved it so I'm able
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: to use it as an SUV. So you you calling
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: is and you gave him ride a lot more and
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: they don't have no reaction, no reaction to riding around
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: with them embodying the back. Well, you know, sometimes there's
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: people asking a little, you know, a little it's a
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: little different for him. I get it, you know, But
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: like I said, the only reason why I'm calling you
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: obviously you don't get that because you're trying to hit
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: me with a fifty dollars in charge that I'm not
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: I'm not going for, and you're trying to get me
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: to ride with him and that body. Dude, I'm not
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: doing that. So I'll tell you what, Broun. I'm gonna
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: tell you this right here. I'm gonna get off the
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: phone tomorrow and seven in the morning, me and Tommy
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: gonna be here. So be looking forward here. Who's Tommy
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: the embody? No, No, Me and Tommy gonna be there
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: tomorrow morning at seven mayhem. You know what I'm saying.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: Just be ready for that. Then you're Timmy gonna have
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: a problem. Okay, okay, all right, tell that to Tommy.
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: Don't because see Tommy, don't Tommy. Don't take this to Commy,
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: So tell it to him in the morning. Who's Timmy? Now? Okay,
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: you don't know who Tommy is? No, I don't what
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: the it's Tommy? Okay? Do you know Tommy from the
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show? Do you know nephew Tommy? Oh, come,
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: on man. Hey, oh man, oh man, that's hey, hey man,
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: I come in and her Man your boy. You got
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: a boy named Chase that you work with. Chase gave
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: me your number, told me to get your call. Oh man. Yeah,
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna put that one in a hers man. Hey man,
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: you gotta give me one more thing. Man, what is
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: the land, The Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hey man, I
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: pick you up at seth right, be there, so you
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: got to go somewhere. You're trying to tell me you
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna get in there. Yes, what's the matter, Well, yeah,
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: just just it's a vehicle. It's just another vehicle. Just
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: get just get in. Why do you do this? Man?
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: Thank you well? Julia, I got news for you. April first,
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: Me and you. We rolled up in a hearse in Dallas.
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: In Dallas, all right, April Fools Comedy Jam number six,
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: baby starting, Monique hosting a boy yours, Julia nephew tom
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: Me also rocking it out, Rodney Perry in the building,
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: Dominique in the building, Killed Junior Boys Space, rolling in
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: with me in a hearse in the building, rolling up
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: the Texas Trust. We're gonna roll up Texas Trust in
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: the hers, get out the back. Were bowling, baby, we
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: bought it stuff. We're gonna open up the back of
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: the hers. That's what we pull all our stuff out
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: of all our bags. I'll tell you, I believe he
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: will do this for real. This is what's strength. I'll
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: do it. I'll do it. I'm just trying to tell you.
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: Comedy jam number six, Monique Nephew, Timmy, Rodney, Perry, Dominique
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: killed Junior boys face me and Junior rolling in thin.
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: So I don't know what show, Probably at eight o'clock.
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: We're gonna roll in at six six thirty in the Hers.
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: We're gonna pop out. When we pop out, we pop
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: out with the music blaring. Just killing it. Boy, we
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: not killing it, not killing, not killing, but but jamming.
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: Take us on sale right now? All right, Nephew, Oh jeez,
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: thank you. Coming up next Strawberry Letters, subject my piece
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: and happiness is next door. We'll get into that right
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening Morning show. It is time now
• 54:01
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• 54:26
  Speaker 1: Here it is Strawberry letter. Thank you enough you subject
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: my peace and happiness is next door. Dear Stephen Shirley,
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: I'm fifty one years old and I've been married nine
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: years to a miserable man. He owns a bar, and
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: he's drinking half of his profits and then he comes
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: home and drink some more. I can't tolerate the mood
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: swings and the sloppy intimacy with him, so I've been
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: aborting him for the past few months because I have
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: found something better. Next door. There's a younger couple that
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: moved next to us, and they started out being very
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: bothersome by always calling me to ask a lot of
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: questions about the neighborhood. As a thank you, they invited
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: me to dinner one night. We sat around and listened
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: to music and had some drinks after we ate. They
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: have a small dog and he was being frisky and
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: started hunting my leg. So the man next door said
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: he wished he could do that. His wife said she
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: would like to see him try it, but it wasn't
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: in a mean spirited way, so I was confused. He
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: told me my legs look soft, and he asked me
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: if he could rub on them. I looked at his
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: wife and she gave me a thumbs up like it
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: was fine. So he rubbed them and his hand slipped
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: up my thigh. His wife got on the other side
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: of me and said my right leg was feeling left out.
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: Needless to say, that was a good night. From then on,
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: we've they've been my escape from everything that is troubling
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: me in my marriage. I can have one or both
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: of them whenever I go over for a visit since
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: my husband works long hours. They are my peace and happiness.
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: The three of us went to my husband's bar, and
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: my husband said we looked like a happy threesome. I
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: think he might be aware of what we're up to,
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: but he doesn't care since he and I haven't had
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: sex lately. Do you think he has a side piece too? Well,
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: it's funny you should ask, because anything is possible, and
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: he's doing all of that drinking for some reason. Either
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: he's miserable at home and in the marriage, or he
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: feels guilty for cheating and he's trying to cover it
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: up with the drinking. Something's going on, and that's what
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: you're feeling anyway, right that he had something going on.
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: But here's the thing. You need to stop acting like
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: you don't care because of what you got going on.
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: You care, or you wouldn't have written us. And that's
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: the problem. You're talking to us about your marital problems
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: and not him. I mean, is there a time when
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: he's not drunk or drinking so you guys can have
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: a conversation. Do you even know if he wants to
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: still be married to you? Do you guys communicate? Do
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: you still want to be married to him? I mean,
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: he's an alcoholic and you're having threesomes with the neighbors.
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: That's your answer right there. Your nine year marriage is
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: on life support. It's in major trouble and pretty much over.
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: You and your husband have grown miles apart for whatever
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: reason that you left out of the letter. So what
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: are you and him going to do about it? I mean,
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: you have some choices here. You can move on and divorce,
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: just divorce and move on, or you know, try and
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: fix this. It's not a lot that's fixable in this
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: marriage because of what both of you guys are doing.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: But you know, I mean, I always believe in hope
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: you can try, but it looks over to me. It
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: looks over. You guys really need some help, Steve. The
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: only question in this letter is do you think he
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: has a side piece? The rest of it is you
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: don't care, You ain't got no problem you okay, you
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: there's nothing about trying to save the marriage in this letter,
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: and you've stated at the subject my piece and happiness
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: is next door, and then at the end of the
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: letter does he have a side piece too? That's the
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: only question here. So let me just address this letter
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: from what all you seem to care about. You fifty one,
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: been married nine years to a miserable man. Now you
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: say he got a bar, he drank up half his
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: profit and then he come home and he drinks some more.
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: So your man is an alcoholic that owns a bar. Wow, Wow,
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: this is you can't win. First of all, if you're
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: an alcoholic and you're trying to get a you know,
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: get on the wagon. You gotta stay away from the temptation.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: He worked, He owned the bar, he owned the ball.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: He round too much of it. He round people that
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: drink all the time. He can smell it. He got
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: no and secondly, he ain't went to get no help.
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: Now Shirley says he's drinking for a reason. Maybe he's
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: unhappy in his marriage, whatever the case. I know up
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: close alcoholics alcoholics, once they get hooked on that taste
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: of alcohol, you can create all the reasons you won't,
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: but they'll use any reason to drink. Then wancey. It's
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: an addictive thing. If you keep drinking, it's addictive. If
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: you're drinking to get high, it's addictive. If you use
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: drugs to get high, it's addictive. He's addictive to alcohol.
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: He's an alcoholic now. He got mood swings and sloppy intimates.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: And so you'd have been avoiding in the past few months.
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: And because you'd have found something better next door, because
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: young couple to move the NB, you should call you,
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: ask you all these questions, bothering you all the time,
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: and finally, as a as a thank you, they invite
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: you to dinner one night, y'all sitting up listening to music,
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: has some drinks. They got a little dog came over
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: that start humping your leg. Then the man next doe
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: said he wished he could do that. Then his wife said,
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: I shall want to see you try. But it wasn't
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: in a mean spirit the way, so I was confused.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: Then he said, your legs look soft and ask me
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: if I could rub him. I looked at why, she
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: gave the thumbs up. She rubbed him. She got on
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: the other side and say the other thought. Look his
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: hand slid up your leg and touch your thought. She
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: say the other one looked lonely too, And now to
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: that his own and cracking. When I come back the
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: rest of it all right, we'll have part two of
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: Steve's response coming up. I'm talking to a woman who's
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: listening with somebody hand on her thought twenty three minutes
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: after the hours, when we'll be back right after this.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: You're listening. She's married to what she says, is a
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: miserable man. He drinks all the time. He owns a bar.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: He drinks at the bar. He's shrinking up all his profits.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: Then he come home and he drinks some more. Your
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: man is an alcoholic. Then she tired of the mood
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: swings and the sloppy intimacy he all over the place.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: So now you're sick of it and got on your
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: nerves with it. A young couple moves in next door,
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: calling you all the time, asking you different stuff about neighborhood.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: Kind of bothers him, so they as a thank you
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: for answering all their questions to invite you to dinner.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: One night, fifty one year old lady go over to
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: half dinner. She's sitting up there. After dinner, they listen
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: to music and drinking. The dog, their little dog, who
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: is probably trained to do this, goes overstar humping on
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: her leg. The dog is the opening act. They have
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: got this dog involved. They didn't trained this dog to
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: hump legs. He get a treat now because the dog
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: is in on it, he is a conversation starter. Now
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: the dog over, that little dog humping your leg, and
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: the husband on Q goals, I showed wish I could
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: do that, and then the wife says, I want to
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: see you try. But it wasn't in a mean spirited way.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: So he asked could he rubbed my leg? Because they
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: look soft. The wife gave him a thumbs up. He
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: rubbed my leg, his hand go up my thigh. She
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: jumped on the other side and say, well, the other
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: one feel lonely. She started rubbing your thigh too. Oh
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: what a night. I looked at his wife. She gave
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: the thumbs up. His wife got on the other side, said,
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: your right leg was feeling left out. Needless to say,
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: needless to say. I love when these letters just go
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: needless to say, needless to say what needless to say.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: That was a good night. From then on, they've been
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: my escape from everything that is troubling me in my marriage.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: I can have one or both of them whenever I
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: go over for a visit, and since my husband worked
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: long hours, they are my peace and happiness. Okay, now
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: right here, so far we don't have a problem. The
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: only problem you was having was your husband was drinking
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: and sloppy intimacy. You didn't fix that because you didn't.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: Found this young couple next goord that don't do sloppy intimacy.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: Matter of fact, they do full blown active intimacy. One two, three,
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: What you want, what you need? Come on over to
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: the house, flip it, Come on my turn your turn tag,
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm out. You're in that busy, but you
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  Speaker 1: involved the whole time, so now you ain't had this
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  Speaker 1: much action. You're doing her, he on both of them
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  Speaker 1: doing you, him doing how you all you doing? Has
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  Speaker 1: got time to go downstair and get some water. So
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  Speaker 1: since your husband worked long hours, they are your piece
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  Speaker 1: and happiness. See you call you fix your problem. The
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  Speaker 1: your husband said, we look like a happy threesome. Now
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: guilt and sat in on you. So you said, I
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  Speaker 1: think he might be aware of what we're up to,
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: but he don't care since he and I havn't asked sex. Lady,
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: here's the only question. Do you think he has a
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• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: You don't want him, You avoid him. Your question and
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: all this is does he have a side piece too?
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  Speaker 1: you and I and we really don't care anything. You
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: don't care about your husband. You need to try to
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: get him some help with that drinking, but you ain't
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: try to do that, so your help is next dope.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: So now you have found some peace and happiness next
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  Speaker 1: dough and the type of intimacy you won't. And you
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: can go over there anytime you want to for a visit.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: You can have warm both of them, all of them.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: So you're just over there getting it. However you won't.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: So now where we're at. So now you have rolled
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: us for what? Because I don't care. I don't care
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: about your marriage, because you don't care about your man
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: at all. Your peace and happiness is next dope. You
• 1:05:37
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• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: you sir? Here here I'll come. And then your damn
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: dog involved in the whole thing. It just don't make
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: no sense. So now you didn't set up in here,
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: you gotta pull into a threesome by damn puppet. You
• 1:06:00
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• 1:06:05
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• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: coming up next, it is Sports Talk with Junior. Right
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: after this you're listening, it is time now for Junior
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: and Sports Talk. Junior, what you got, I'll tell you
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: what I got. Trumby First off, April First, Me and
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  Speaker 1: the nephew pulling up in a hearse. I found out
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• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: up at the hurts because of the brank. That's what
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  Speaker 1: we're going to do the show with you in a hearse. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: we'll do it all right, man, your brackett it's probably
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: busted by now. Have you been watching, man, Tommy, you've
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: been watching? Do your bracket busted? Oh? Man? Duke is out?
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: That's first, Duke is out. Princeton beat Missouri, and then
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: Arkansas upset Kansas. Man, I take the league, all of
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: this stuff, man, all this the money we could have
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: made time if we just we just would have picked them, right,
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: didn't it's gone, so ain't nobody to pick them? Right?
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: Ain't nobody pick him? I'll tell you right now, man,
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: if you wouldn't, you couldn't tell me that Arkansas would
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: beat Kansas. Man, Kansas they gonna You couldn't have told
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: Kansas that, so man, so heay, we got some both
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: games coming up. Man. Also, Aaron Rodgers wants to go
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: to the Jets, dog and have you heard about this?
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: Have you been following this now a little bit? I
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: don't give a damn, but go ahead. I don't care
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: about Aaron Rodgers wanting all that. Man, what you knew
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: you wasn't gonna play for the package. You don't have
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: to go no cave for no day dons man, cut
• 1:08:56
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• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: your head. You can figure this out. Quiet in the house.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: Ain't nobody moving around. You have to go to no
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: cave for this information. Oh my god. Okay, man, he
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: does a thing. No word on Lamar Jackson. Man, we
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: don't know what's gonna happen with Lamar Jackson. I just think, man,
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: it's not having an agent hurting him. It's Look, man,
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: I don't want to say this because I love a brother,
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: but in this case, I think he's leaving a little
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: money on the table by not having an agent. Because
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: the quarter packers the highest paid position in all of football,
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: and the five percent you give to the agent could
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: be worth it in benefits and stuff that you can
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: get because he don't know them contracts inside out, and
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: you need somebody that can say some things to the
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: opposition that you can't say. To move the ball. Quicker
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: it speaking for him. We're gonna find out what we
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: keep it. Keep it watching on the story. Thank you.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, and angry
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: housewife Steve sent a letter to her neighbors to let
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: them know that her husband's mistress is on the loose.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: We'll talk about it right after this what you're listening
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  Speaker 1: to show. An angry housewife in the very wealthy celebrity
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: stud at Sherwood Country Club in Los Angeles sent a
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: letter to all of her neighbors and club members warning
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: them about a quote dangerous mistress that works there amongst
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: their husbands. The unidentified housewife started a letter with quote,
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: to my horror, I recently found out my husband had
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: been romantically involved with one of the tennis club employees.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: She gave the alleged mistress's first name and the first
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: letter of her last name, then added that she's letting
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: the community of respectable families and members know about this
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: home wrecker. She added that she has to see the mistress,
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: who she called the quote horror of Wimbledon at the
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: local club, even though, yeah, even though she's trying to
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: avoid her and keep her away from her children. She
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: ended her letter to homeowners with my husband and I
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: are working this out privately, but I couldn't remain silent.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: So here's a question. Do you think the mistress messed
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: with more than one husband at the tennis club? First
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: of all, the woman is lying the wife he's lying
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: why we're working on this privately. No you didn't. No
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: you're not. It's all publicly. Yeah, so that's a lie
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: that we're trying to work through this. No, no, it's
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: not private. I don't know if she didn't mess with
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: anybody else. She just wants to ruin this woman for
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: for sleeping with her husband's it's not no warning. It
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: might probably ain't no other men. It's her man, but
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: she trying to drag it. Y'all better be careful. Now,
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: you the one, Now your husband got sicker you He
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: was looking upside her head only dragging everybody else into ladies.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: Y'all better be careful. The other ladies might not have
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: the issues that your marriage have. The husbands might be
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: smart enough not to mess around over there yours. What
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: have you heard? Have you heard of Sherwood Country Club? Hell? Yeah,
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: so you know it being there? Dog? Is it? Some
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: fine workers in there? All of the major country clubs,
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: the cart, the beverage cart that goes around gonna have
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: a couple of little cuties on them. They don't have
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: old ass women working on the beverage card at high
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: end country clubs. Sorry, now I've been only I only
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: played golf at high end places. Fortunately I wish I
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: had a high end golf. Yeah, all the things I
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: got high in golf is a handicapp And I'm not
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: gonna get better at golf until I got more time
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: to play it. If I could play four times a week,
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: I could actually get better. But this this four times
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: a year and ain't really cutting it. But Steve, you're
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: you're sounding like you're mad at the wife. Though you're
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: sounding like you're a little upset with the wife because
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: she put this letter out. Well, we know what, that's
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: the core of Wimbledon. Well, you know you you you
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: want as many times as I can. The woman might
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: have been seeing your husband. If you and your husband
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: trying to work it out, then y'all going to work
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: it out. You're putting a woman on blast because you
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: won't her to hurt too. Let's just be honest about
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: why you rode in and possibly want to cost her
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: her position. I'm trying to keep my children away from her.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: I'm trying yea, all this here. Why is that a problem?
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: Why if you have a problem with that, that's my question,
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: Because she said we're trying to work through this private.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: Once you tell that Lisi. Once you go public, you
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: open up yourself to public scrutiny. That's why all these people.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: If you go, if you're gonna instagram venting your life,
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: then you open up yourself to everybody's opinion. If you
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: want to work it out privately, didn't go ahead, but
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: stay off social media once you go. Once you come
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: out here, you know who out here? The horror of
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: the hor All right, we'll have more of the Steve
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening, all right,
• 1:15:12
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• 1:15:54
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• 1:16:03
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  Speaker 1: thirty three minutes after we'll play a round of would
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: you rather? Right after this, you're listening to show Time
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: now for a round. I would you rather? Would you
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: rather use a public toilet or wait three hours until
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: you get home? M? Three three, five six eight? I wait,
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: you guys are gonna wait? Well that's a shot. I
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: could wait three hours to sit down. I can't if
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: I have to year and eight. We got to go
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: now anyway. But that's sit down. I can get back
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: to the house. I got three hours. A lock up
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: on that. As long as I'm sitting down now, I
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: can't get them be moving around too much, shifting. I
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: sit down, I'll lock up. Ain't no problem. Hey, thanks
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: for sharing, guys. M. Would you rather play golf on
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: a pristine golf course or would you rather play roulette
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: at the casino? Either one? Yeah? Either one of the
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: play golf on the pristine golf course. Yeah, because that's
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: not that's rare for me. I mean, it's just so
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: it's just more of a it's you know, look, I'm
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: not gonna win anyway, so pretty to look at. Yeah,
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: and then after that, I can't take a shot now
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: and go to the casino. So you know, Shadow Creak
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: in Vegas is got a caddy, We got everything. Yeah,
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: would you rather make a mistake? On live TV. Or
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: would you rather your X comes over for Easter? Go ahead,
• 1:18:38
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• 1:18:49
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• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: looking at me. The hell it's Calin for real. I'll
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: be looking right back out. Yeah. I made this mistake before,
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: But do you think I'm finishing it over here? My
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: ex wife come over here. You got to be out
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: your damn mind. You know, all them Columbians can get
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: pissed if they want to whatever. Yeah, I'll do the
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: same damn thing I did. Yeah, I've done that. Oh
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: I made some massive public mistakes. Oh all right, man,
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: would you rather role play during sex? Or play a
• 1:19:40
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• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: go get it? Just bring back so many men. Oh
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: that was the greatest part of childhood, that right there. Yeah.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna because all these costumes. I don't
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: want to put all this stuff on it. I can't
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: get out. You put a superman up it on, it's
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: hard to get out. Oh so you've done that before
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: as an adult. All right, guys, thank you. That's today's
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: round of would you rather? Coming up next? It is
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: our last break of the day, and we'll close out
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: the show with the one and only Steve Harvey right
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening Morning show. It is time now
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: for our last break of the day. It's been a
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: great monday. Mr Yep, funday, I go to the I'm
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: gonna go to the tennis club. That's what I'm going.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: I realized today, so you can find a horror of
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  Speaker 1: level idiot? Who right? Did you? Is that a question? Steve?
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: Are you serious right now? Yeah? Hey, let me put
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: this out there on This is something real serious. Man. Hey, listen,
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: anybody in Dallas, Texas, if you can get me and
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  Speaker 1: Junior a hirsh roll up to the show? When give
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• 1:21:09
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• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: By seven thirty eight o'clock? That's your question? Yeah, hurt, No, no,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know it stupid. Have you ever rolled up
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: to one of your shows, Steve and a Hurst? Why
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: would I do that? Exactly? But you asked what time
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: the show? Well, that's easy to get a hurt. They
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: ain't bearing nobody at dog. You can get it hurt you.
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• 1:22:00
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• 1:22:14
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• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: could believe he was getting this car gonna do a jail.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: I got in the car with a blonde one time
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: in Fort Wayne, Indiana. Huh. She picked me up in
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: a car. She was the publicist for a night shift
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: with Kevin Ferguson. She picked up all the comedians at
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: the airport. She picked me up. Man, I got another
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: white girl car. She took me straight to the Brown
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  Speaker 1: Derby for luncheon interview. And while I was there, it
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: was a black women's convention in town. They was having
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: their luncheon at the Brown. You walked in the white
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  Speaker 1: I get that we were first, and as black women
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: started coming in, it was all black women, but they
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: were sitting and we was in the middle of the
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: Floe Boyd. The women was looking upside my head so crazy,
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: and I'll say, God, hey dogs, I couldn't hardly shoot well.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: Sister was looking up side. This was about eighties seven,
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  Speaker 1: looking upside my head. I couldn't take it, no, mo man.
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  Speaker 1: I went to the bathroom. I said, I need a break.
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  Speaker 1: I was in the bathroom, man, I was sweating. I
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  Speaker 1: come out the bathroom and the men's bathroom door was
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  Speaker 1: facing the ladies bathroom during this little corridor, and I
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  Speaker 1: saw two sisters come in, and I said, uh, hey, sisters,
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  Speaker 1: how y'all doing. Don't ask us how we doing? You
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  Speaker 1: got something you need to be doing. So they walked
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  Speaker 1: on in the bathroom. So I stayed in the hallway.
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  Speaker 1: Oh man, you know you remember this eighty eight, eighty nine,
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  Speaker 1: somewhere like that. They came out the bathroom, says, sisters,
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  Speaker 1: hold on of talk to y'all for a second. What
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  Speaker 1: you want to talk to us for? Ain't you got
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  Speaker 1: somebody to talk to you? I said, my name is
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey. That I'd never been on TV nothing, So
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: I said, my name is Steve Harvey. I said I'm
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  Speaker 1: performing tonight at a Snicker's Comedy ball. I'm doing a
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  Speaker 1: TV show. Call Kevin Ferguson's night Shill. I said, I
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  Speaker 1: just got off a plane. I say, the woman that
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  Speaker 1: i'm here having with us the publicist and picked me
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  Speaker 1: up at the airport and bought me here for an interview.
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  Speaker 1: I say, now, y'all been looking upside my head like
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  Speaker 1: this a damn date. I said, this is not a date.
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  Speaker 1: I want y'all to know that, and could you please
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  Speaker 1: tell these black women in this room stop looking upside
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  Speaker 1: of my head. I'm gonna give y'all tickets to this show.
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  Speaker 1: I got on the phone and called Kevin Ferguson from
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  Speaker 1: the restaurant. It was a Thursday night. He said, Man,
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  Speaker 1: we give away free tickets. How many you need? I said, man, how?
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  Speaker 1: I went to the said, how many of y'all want
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  Speaker 1: to come to this show? Yeah? Oh, so you're a comedian, hunh?
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  Speaker 1: I said yeah. I said, I got twenty tickets. They said,
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  Speaker 1: because boy, were stood with you? I said, I know.
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  Speaker 1: I saw y'all that night. All twenty of them came.
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  Speaker 1: They bought twenty four actually, and they left them in
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  Speaker 1: two them sisters set up there and laughed, had a
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  Speaker 1: good time or fixed it you think, hell yeah, because
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  Speaker 1: they were looking upside my head. I was in the
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  Speaker 1: middle of that room. I ain't never been more uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 1: She was blonde, blonde too. I'm talking about God, this
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  Speaker 1: is stuff you learned the hard way. Man. Them system
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  Speaker 1: was like, they was just looking look at his black
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  Speaker 1: ass set. Every time I look at him and nod like,
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  Speaker 1: how y'all doing, they turned their head role ass. I said,
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  Speaker 1: you knew it, man, Well at least you made it right.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good thing. I had to do something, man,
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  Speaker 1: because I'm sisters said, you're sitting up in there, and
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  Speaker 1: let me tell you something. I was the only black
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 1: dude in that table restaurant. You stood out. See if
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  Speaker 1: you're like, one of these days, it will be a movie.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: I want to do a docuseeries. Okay, I want my
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: life to be a docuseeries, probably like a one part,
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  Speaker 1: two part. Maybe I wanted to be a docu series.
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  Speaker 1: That's really something that I've been working on. I've been
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  Speaker 1: putting together some parts to it. Yeah. A news anchor
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  Speaker 1: person called me to do a one hour special with me.
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