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IRS Tax Deadline, Big Dog's VM, Kentucky B-Day, Errol Spence and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all have a sun giving them like the
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  Speaker 1: million buck things in its true good to mother. Please
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  Speaker 1: I don't join join me. You gotta turn you're going.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta turn to turn them out. Turn. You haven't
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  Speaker 1: got to turn them out to turn the water. The
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  Speaker 1: water got me? Come come on your tha h huh,
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  Speaker 1: I shall will. Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice,
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  Speaker 1: come off, DIGNI now wanting only Steve Harvey Man got
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  Speaker 1: a radio show? Wow? Man? How good has God been
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  Speaker 1: to me? You know? Today? Let me get right to
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  Speaker 1: it because I'm I'm kind of feeling this today, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that's just quite a few of you
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  Speaker 1: who go through the same things today. Today was just
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  Speaker 1: a little tough morning for me because I didn't want
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  Speaker 1: to leave home yesterday. You know, I wanted to stay
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  Speaker 1: home a little. I'd just gotten home, you know, I
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  Speaker 1: gotta go again. And sometimes, you know, just the weight
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  Speaker 1: of all that you have to do just gets on
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  Speaker 1: you sometimes and sometimes you don't feel like doing it today. Huh.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I'm just talking to those who feel this
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  Speaker 1: way every now and then, and I'm assuming that would
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  Speaker 1: be everybody, because I don't know nobody who can just
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  Speaker 1: ply through this thing without having those days. Well, what
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  Speaker 1: do you do when it gets hard to stay up?
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  Speaker 1: What do you do when it gets hard to be positive?
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  Speaker 1: What do you do when it seems like things aren't
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  Speaker 1: happening for you fast enough or in the time frame
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  Speaker 1: that you thought it was going. What do you do?
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  Speaker 1: And the reason that I guess I chose to speak
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  Speaker 1: about this this morning is because I'm having one of
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  Speaker 1: those days. Because I had one of those days yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: It's just a tough day. I really can't explain. It's
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  Speaker 1: nothing really in particular bad happened. It's just I think
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  Speaker 1: the weight of all that's going on started to feel
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  Speaker 1: heavy to me. And so what do you do when
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  Speaker 1: when you have days like that, when it's hard to
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  Speaker 1: be positive, when it's hard to stay up? Okay, here's
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  Speaker 1: what I had to start doing this morning. Now I
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  Speaker 1: haven't completed it. Can I just be real? I haven't
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  Speaker 1: completed it, but I am processing it out because I
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  Speaker 1: know what to do. You know, been there, done that,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't had that pain before. I know what to do.
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  Speaker 1: You know, if I sprain my finger. I know what
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  Speaker 1: to do now. You know the first sprain I had,
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  Speaker 1: O Lord, I thought it was broke. I thought I
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  Speaker 1: got me handac half. But now if I spray my finger,
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  Speaker 1: I know what to do. So since I've been in
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  Speaker 1: this position, in this hole so many times before, and
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  Speaker 1: God has always gotten me through it, I decided I've
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  Speaker 1: got to start the process today. Want to hear are
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  Speaker 1: some things Now, I'm gonna get to the big one last.
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  Speaker 1: And one of the things I do is I remember
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  Speaker 1: the plan, sit down, and I consciously think about the
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  Speaker 1: goals I've set. I go over them. See, I've got
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  Speaker 1: mine down on an iPad so I can pull them
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  Speaker 1: out anywhere I am and pull them up. And I've
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  Speaker 1: got two lists that I've made. I've got a list
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  Speaker 1: of things that I know I can accomplish if I
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  Speaker 1: just keep working and hard, and if some couple of
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  Speaker 1: things just fall into place that I can see. Then
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  Speaker 1: I got a list of things that I'm planning on accomplishing.
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  Speaker 1: And then I have a second list. And the heading
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  Speaker 1: of this list is called only God can help me now.
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  Speaker 1: And on this list it's things that I'm aspiring for
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  Speaker 1: or things that I'm hoping to that in order for
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  Speaker 1: them to happen, I absolutely have to have God's help.
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  Speaker 1: That's my favorite list. It's the list that I have
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  Speaker 1: of the things that I don't see no way it
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  Speaker 1: can happen. I'm just operating on faith and the hope
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  Speaker 1: that God hear me, and so sometimes, man, when you
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  Speaker 1: gotta when I have this list of who only God
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  Speaker 1: can help me, now that list is stuff that I
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  Speaker 1: cannot see. I'm just operating on faith that God is
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  Speaker 1: so much bigger than me, that he's much more capable
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  Speaker 1: than I am, that I can actually acquire some things
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  Speaker 1: in my life, as he's proven to me time and
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  Speaker 1: time again up to this point, that he's willing to
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  Speaker 1: do for me. If I'm willing to just give him
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  Speaker 1: some of my life. That's the only way I can't
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  Speaker 1: explain my existence today. You know, I began the conversation
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  Speaker 1: with my wife, how do I write a book that
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  Speaker 1: becomes so wildly successful? That would be God. That's only God.
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  Speaker 1: Because if you can plan to sit down and write
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  Speaker 1: a wildly successful book, I'd have Benden sat down and
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  Speaker 1: did it, and so would you, So that would be God.
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  Speaker 1: How it got purchased to become a movie when that
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  Speaker 1: was not my intent when I wrote the book at all. Again,
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  Speaker 1: that would be God, right, there has to be, because
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  Speaker 1: if I can't explain it and it is by no
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  Speaker 1: doing of my own, then who did it? So when
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  Speaker 1: I get down in days like this, I remember the goal.
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  Speaker 1: I remember the plan. I remember the journey. I think
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  Speaker 1: about of all the things God has bought me to
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  Speaker 1: how did I even get to this point. Yeah. I
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  Speaker 1: might be having a little bummer of a day. Yeah
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  Speaker 1: I was a little down yesterday. Yeah, my bio rhythms
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  Speaker 1: is off, whatever they want to call it. Yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 1: just having one of those days. I feel a little
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  Speaker 1: bit heavy. I need a vacation real bad. I need
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  Speaker 1: some time off to just go and regenerate. But right now, man,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't got that. So guess what I do. I
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  Speaker 1: gotta start remembering the plan. I gotta start remembering the goals.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta start thinking about all the things that God
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  Speaker 1: has done for me and how He has bought me
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  Speaker 1: this far, and the blessings that I have instead of
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  Speaker 1: what I don't have. And that's what I'm in the
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  Speaker 1: process of doing this morning. And on the commercial breaks,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna pull out my iPad and I'm gonna go
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  Speaker 1: over my two lists, and I'm gonna read my little
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  Speaker 1: list of what I think I can accomplish, and I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna really read that only God can help Me Now list,
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  Speaker 1: because that's the list that's big. That's the part where
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  Speaker 1: I've been telling y'all. I said, quit telling God how
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  Speaker 1: big your problems are. Start telling your problems how big
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  Speaker 1: your God is. See. And that's why I got to
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  Speaker 1: sit down to do this morning. And then sometimes, man,
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  Speaker 1: you got to stay still. That's the other part. You
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  Speaker 1: got to stay still. You gotta quit moving for a
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  Speaker 1: second because sometimes it feel like you're running on a
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  Speaker 1: treadmill and you really ain't you going somewhere, but it
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  Speaker 1: feel like you're running on a treadmill. Well, when you
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  Speaker 1: get that feeling, sometimes you gotta stay still. And then
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  Speaker 1: when you stay still, sometimes you gotta fight to stay positive.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes you gotta fight not to let the devil win.
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  Speaker 1: You're in a fight, mam. I told you this. Now
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  Speaker 1: you're in a fight now, so to trying to get
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  Speaker 1: you to get on that positive train so he can
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  Speaker 1: get you off the faith train. So God's delivery package
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  Speaker 1: that's coming to you built on your faith that you can.
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  Speaker 1: He can shake your faith and get you to thinking
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  Speaker 1: negative and then he wins. See. So when you start
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  Speaker 1: feeling negative, just know that that's the other force trying
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  Speaker 1: to throw you off track. And when you get through
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  Speaker 1: it all that here is the key, the big When
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  Speaker 1: you want me tell it to you, you gots to pray, man,
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  Speaker 1: You got to pray. You gotta take it to God.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta say, hey, God, look I'm having one of
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  Speaker 1: these days. I need your help. I got business to
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  Speaker 1: take care of. You got blessings in front of me.
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  Speaker 1: You got stuff you to ship to me. You got
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  Speaker 1: blessings and packages that's on the way. I need to
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  Speaker 1: be sitting on Faith streets so I can receive the
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  Speaker 1: delivery when you get there. What I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: do is be it on be on doubted Way or
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  Speaker 1: or lack of Understanding Parkway, or Pity Parkway or some
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  Speaker 1: street like that, and the package keep going by. I
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  Speaker 1: need to be standing and sitting on Faith Street so
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  Speaker 1: when you drop that package down to me, I can
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  Speaker 1: go on and get it. You feel me. You got
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  Speaker 1: to pray. You got to stay still, you gotta fight
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  Speaker 1: to stay positive. You gotta remember the plan. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: go over the goals. Come on, man, God and brought
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  Speaker 1: you too far, Come on, pick yourself up today. I'm
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  Speaker 1: talking to Steve Harvey this morning. Hope y'all didn't mind.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening, ladies and gentlemen, to Steve Harvey, Martin Shore.
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  Speaker 1: It's about to pop off. Now. Let me say this,
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  Speaker 1: what a great day it is to be alive. What
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  Speaker 1: a great day it is to be grateful. We are
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  Speaker 1: all both of those. You're definitely alive. All you need
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  Speaker 1: to do is plug into gratitude thoughts and let's get
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  Speaker 1: this thing started. Man, what this means is we've all
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  Speaker 1: lived to see another Easter. Thank you Lord for that.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody survived another Easter. Everybody got another day under day belt.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, what how about that? Ladies and gentlemen. Sherley Strawberry,
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  Speaker 1: Colin Farrell, Mississippi Monica kill Spates called him junior and
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  Speaker 1: the legend that is nephew Tommy yours truly, junior. What's
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  Speaker 1: on your mind? You know? You know? Easter world Sunday Man.
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  Speaker 1: How was Easter when you was growing up? Like? How
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  Speaker 1: when did it start? And when did it ed? Seeing
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  Speaker 1: Easter was a wonderful experience until Sunday night. Sunday night
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  Speaker 1: was the Easter play and Easter speeches. Everything was good
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  Speaker 1: up until the end. East was one of my favorite holidays.
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  Speaker 1: We got a new suit. I got a new suit
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  Speaker 1: East each Easter. My favorite suit was created by seers
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  Speaker 1: called a ten in one. It had a vest, a
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  Speaker 1: jacket and pants and all three pieces was reversible. Boy boy,
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  Speaker 1: I wanted one of them with everything in me and
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  Speaker 1: boy a little blue cheese was real creative back then.
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  Speaker 1: Our wedding pants inside out. And I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: you've ever worn reversible pants, but they ain't the best.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't the best built one side the zipper works perfect. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the other side you have to work with the zipper
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  Speaker 1: and uh trouble for a boy because you know you
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  Speaker 1: wait to the last minute to go to the bathroom
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  Speaker 1: and situation you see me trying to figure out how
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  Speaker 1: to pee over them pants or down through the pants
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  Speaker 1: league because I couldn't get that and they either one
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  Speaker 1: of them things possible. But in your little dumb ass,
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  Speaker 1: young man, you're trying to work that out. Yeah, it
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  Speaker 1: was a beautiful day. Palm Sunday. I liked Palm Sunday
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  Speaker 1: because we used to weed to had a whip contest
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  Speaker 1: because we used to beat each other with the palms,
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  Speaker 1: and that's what Palm Sunday was us. So I wanted
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  Speaker 1: to I stood in line. I used to go around
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  Speaker 1: and get my palm back because I need a longer
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  Speaker 1: palm because uh Paul, walking to them them them boys
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  Speaker 1: was fast, so I had to have a longer whip
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  Speaker 1: so I could get their ass on their way out
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  Speaker 1: from getting me. And that was pretty much Easter wards,
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  Speaker 1: and then it was down for Easter speech. In the
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  Speaker 1: years that I studied, it was a nightmare. I took
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  Speaker 1: so long to do. They rolled the stone away. I
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  Speaker 1: did to roll the stone away speech one Easter that
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  Speaker 1: took all up fifteen minutes. And the following Easter, Sister
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  Speaker 1: Merrildine gave me just Jesus well, and that was that
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  Speaker 1: was thirty seconds because Jesus started with a jay. Never
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  Speaker 1: get a person of jay that stutter jay s and
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  Speaker 1: Peter to be up in there for a minute, got
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  Speaker 1: it all right, coming up at thirty two minutes after
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  Speaker 1: the hour, we're gonna start off the show. And never
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  Speaker 1: you tell me to run that prank back right after this,
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  Speaker 1: you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, it is
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  Speaker 1: time now to start your morning off with run that
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  Speaker 1: prank back in the nephew, what you got Now we're
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  Speaker 1: going to the lecture company. Charlet. That's that aqua booget current.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go, cad Don Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach
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  Speaker 1: a Quincy. Please. This is Hey. How are you? My
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  Speaker 1: name is Maurice. Maurice calling you from the power company.
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  Speaker 1: How are you doing today? I'm all right? What's up? Well, listen,
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  Speaker 1: we're doing some testing in your neighborhood. We're trying to
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  Speaker 1: make sure we don't have to actually shut the power
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  Speaker 1: down out there. And uh, we're calling around quite a
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  Speaker 1: few people in your neighborhood, running some tests on individual
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  Speaker 1: homes and making sure the electricity is running correctly. Um,
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  Speaker 1: can I get you to do a few things swarm
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  Speaker 1: and see and the quicker we get through with this, sir,
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  Speaker 1: and as possibility, we won't have to turn your power
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  Speaker 1: off at all. I know you don't want us to
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  Speaker 1: have to come out and turn power off. And you
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  Speaker 1: got stuff in your refrigerator that can spoil and things
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  Speaker 1: like that, so we want to try to get this done,
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  Speaker 1: and hopefully the power with the with the test that
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  Speaker 1: we run, it'll it'll run correctly. We won't have to
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  Speaker 1: do anything. Okay about electricity though, you know what I'm saying,
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  Speaker 1: So no, no no, no, I understand that. Don't worry about that.
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  Speaker 1: Here's what I need you to do. Now. How big
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  Speaker 1: is your house? Do you have many bedrooms? You got
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  Speaker 1: four bedrooms? Now you have upstairs downstairs to store? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: all right, so here's what we need to do. Um
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  Speaker 1: if you can't, ain't gonna take loan though, right, I
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  Speaker 1: gotta ease. I'm in the hurry and then ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: have a lot of time. No, no, no, this this this, this,
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  Speaker 1: this won't take long at all. So can I get
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  Speaker 1: you to take your breaker and shut down everything upstairs
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  Speaker 1: and we're gonna run a test on the stuff downstairs
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  Speaker 1: right now. It'll be real quick, all right, just shut you,
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  Speaker 1: just shut everything off. I want you to keep the
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  Speaker 1: downstairs open and keep that to the weekness so we
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  Speaker 1: can run our tests on this thing. All right, everything's shut,
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  Speaker 1: everything's down. Okay, you you turned off the thing. I
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  Speaker 1: just turned off all the switches. Okay, I need you
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  Speaker 1: to turn on your television and then turn it off downstairs.
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  Speaker 1: How many TVs you got downstairs? I got two TVs downstairs.
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  Speaker 1: Let's turn them both on. You just turn them on,
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  Speaker 1: Just turn them on. You got them on? I got
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  Speaker 1: one on. Let's try to turn that other one on.
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  Speaker 1: All right, they both on? Okay. Now, you got a
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  Speaker 1: microwave in your kitchen? Yeah, I got a microwave. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: turn that on. It's already on, man, I can see
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  Speaker 1: the lights. One, it's got the clock on it. That's
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  Speaker 1: got that dubhn thing that's going through there. It's a
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  Speaker 1: whole different type of current. I just want to down
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  Speaker 1: on number what you're talking about. But I gotta get
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  Speaker 1: to work, man. So the microwaves on, it's running. No, No,
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  Speaker 1: I want you to actually turn it on. I want
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  Speaker 1: you to actually push like a minute or two on
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  Speaker 1: that thing. Anything, Man, Come on now, I mean, what
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  Speaker 1: do you gotta do? No, this is a test, sir.
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  Speaker 1: What I don't want to have to do is come
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  Speaker 1: out there and turn your power off. And I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to do that. You got a lot of food
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  Speaker 1: in your fridge. I'm sure right, all right, he's look
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  Speaker 1: it's on. Microwaves zon TV zons. Okay, Now open your refrige. Man,
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  Speaker 1: the electricity works downstairs. Okay, but listen now, I know,
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  Speaker 1: but what we gotta do is we gotta make sure
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  Speaker 1: that this stuff isn't overpower. Now, can you open your refrigerator? Yeah? Yeah, man,
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  Speaker 1: do you see the button? You can push it in
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  Speaker 1: the lighter go out. You know what I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, man, you ain't got nobody to just be
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  Speaker 1: able to check something outside. Man, I mean I'm in
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  Speaker 1: the fridge. I understand. But push that button five times
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  Speaker 1: for him and see what it does. What the light button? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: push that light button five times? Come on, man, it
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  Speaker 1: did it go off and on? Everything? It's goping on?
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  Speaker 1: Man's actually they ended wrong with the refriciate. Reficiate. It
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  Speaker 1: is plugged then, man, okay, Now here's what I want
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  Speaker 1: you to do. Right there, and you're in the kitchen,
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  Speaker 1: turn your slink on for me. Turn sink on electricity.
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  Speaker 1: Many say that's a nitural current. That's a nitural current.
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  Speaker 1: You wouldn't understand that. But I need you to turn
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  Speaker 1: that on for me too. Just turn it on full blast,
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  Speaker 1: got it on, I got it on. Okay, Now go
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  Speaker 1: in your master bedroom. I can set it off. Now,
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  Speaker 1: let that water run, go on your master bedroom and
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  Speaker 1: go on the bath for me. I appreciate you helping
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  Speaker 1: me out on this, man. Come on, man, Quincy, I
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  Speaker 1: appreciate it. I mean everything. It's everything I'm in. I'm
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  Speaker 1: in the bath. Plush that toilet for me, Quincy, see
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  Speaker 1: where plus that toilet for me. Plush the toilet. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: plush that toilet. It isn't even electrical what it is.
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  Speaker 1: It's a it's a it's an awkward book and heard
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  Speaker 1: you need to get somebody up. Okay, I'm gonna plush
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  Speaker 1: the toilet. It ain't no electrical plugs in that in
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  Speaker 1: this area, man, right. I understand that you don't see
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  Speaker 1: what it is. This is an awkward booky current that
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  Speaker 1: through that water. Plus that thing for me one time? Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's it. Okay, all right Toiley works. Man. You ain't
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  Speaker 1: got nobody in the area to come out here and
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  Speaker 1: just check this out. Man, Quinny, I'm trying my best
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  Speaker 1: not to come out and and and and and turn
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  Speaker 1: your power off. And I know you got someone to
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  Speaker 1: go turn my power off. Man, you're supposed to be
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  Speaker 1: making sure the power of stay on, Quinny, do you
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  Speaker 1: have a blender. Yeah, I gotta blender, man, I gotta blender.
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  Speaker 1: I got a TV, I got a refrigerator, and they
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  Speaker 1: all worked. The toilet works, everything worked, all right. What
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  Speaker 1: I want you to do is get this blender and
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: we'll just throw you a few cues to eyes or
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: something there and turn that thing on for him. Come on, man,
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: we're almost done. I got to get to work, man,
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: this is just the blunders. Come on, man, it's a pool.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: I said, I have to match the current. Be walking
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: this house. Man, you need to check the nice house.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: You don't have no problems with no smoothies or nothing
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: in that thing? Do you see man? With the water?
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: I got to do anything, man, I get to work.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: I listen to a minute. A minute gon too far?
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: Come out here or do this because I need to
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: get to my job. And I understand that job. I
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: can just call and have people go through the damn
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: house playing scavenge and I gotta get to work. Okay,
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: Now listen to Quincy. One last thing? Are you able
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: to shut that breaker? Put that breaker back on and
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: then shut off downstairs and then go upstairs and check
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: some stuff for me. Shut off? What shut off the
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: breaker downstairs. Go ahead and turn it. I'm not shutting
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: off no breaker downstairs. I shut off the one upstairs.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: We didn't turn on every damn thing down here. You
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: didn't have me. I got the blender. I didn't turn
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: on the microway to refridgerate. Cool Man forsh and told
• 19:36
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• 19:38
  Speaker 1: you to lose this attitude you got. I need you
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: get somebody down here to do this. My electricity in
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: my house work. It worked for you. Call on the
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: long thing ain't work. It's not ain't at work because
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: I'm here doing this book, playing off and all. Get
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: somebody in here this work. I don't piss me off
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: and make me turn it all the way off. Well,
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: shoot it all work? And when I get back from work,
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: what this should be? All? I got one more thing
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: I need to say to you, Quinny better be the
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: last thing that his nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby
• 20:06
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• 20:16
  Speaker 1: still better being a witness protection program. Man, ah, let
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: me return it one man. Let me ask yourself, man,
• 20:31
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• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, think enough you coming up next,
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: it is asked the CLLO with Chief Love Officer Steve
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: Harvey in the building. Right after this, you're listening to
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top of
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: the hour and entertainment news. Rihanna and Asap are still together. Okay,
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: forget those rumors you've heard, They're still together. All right? Whoa,
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: it's a long weekend, long Easter weekend. Worried of our
• 21:04
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• 21:09
  Speaker 1: portrayal as First Lady Michelle Obama and Coachella Music Festival
• 21:15
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• 21:20
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• 21:26
  Speaker 1: on ABC and Hulu. Yes, we'll talk about all of
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: these stories at the top of the hour, but right
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: now it is time to ask the CLO. Chief Love
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: Officer Steve Harvey in the building, ready for your love questions.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: This one is from Tony and Minnesota. Tony Rights. I'm
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: forty four and I've been divorced twice. Both marriages ended
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: because my husband's cheated on me. When I meet guys,
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: they joke about it being my fault and say that
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: I can't keep a man. I hate that. I hate
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: that I'm being judge from my ex husbands being trifling.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: How do I address my past when I meet men?
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: Do I not mention it at all? First of all,
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: stop allowing people to hold you till your past. Yeah,
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: don't do that. See I used to make that mistake too.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: I used to let people I remember you when you
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: so you oh oh yeah, oh you spiritual. Now I
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: remember when you Yeah, I remember all that too. But
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: this is who I am. Now. Stop letting people hold
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: you to your past. You know you had two trifling husbands.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: It can happen. It happens all the time, that, oh
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: you can't keep a man. No, I've made a mistake
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: picking men, and with you going at it this rate,
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: you're gonna help me not make a third mistake. Thank
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: you very much. Bye. And it's not you that can't
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: keep a man. It's just that the men you selected
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: have been inadequate. And that's all it is. And move on.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: And you don't have to you don't have to address
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: no nothing. So you just ask any man that brings
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: it up. Hey, look, you want to talk about them
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: or you want to talk about us. You decide, you
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: decide you in my face, I'm pretty sure you didn't
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: have somebody too. Yeah, she's forty four. All right, thank
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: you for that, Cello. Moving on to Beth and Florida.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: Bethright to, My husband doesn't communicate effectively. So I started
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: snooping around and I'm shocked at what I discovered. I
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: found a performing enhancing drug in his work bag, and
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: he said he was ashamed to tell me that we
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: need it? Why keep this from me? You ain't got
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: to know all that. Well, see he ain't been keeping
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: it from you. You've been getting it. Oh you've been
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: getting it to her standard. Yeah, he ain't got to
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: tell you that. You know, he was ashamed to tell you.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: So what you know, he just trying to make things happen.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: You know, that's all. You're reading too much into it. Well,
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: what do you think she's reading into it? She's she's well,
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: first of all, the only thing she could be reading
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: into it it is why does he need this? Because
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: he's suffering from a very common problem, and so he
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: get he wouldn't got itself some help. Now you found
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: it in his bag, and you know what, you can
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: have it in your bag. Your call, all right? Beth
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: and Florida. Moving on to Mallory in Bastrip, Mallory says,
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: I let my sister borrow a wig to attend a
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: church banquet. She got my wig cut into a bob
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: and dyed it black without asking me first. I'm down
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: one good wig. I know the horror of it all.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: I'm down one good wig and she refuses to pay
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: me my two hundred and fifty dollars. Should I embarrass
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: her on Facebook or whoop her behind? No? I think
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: that answers him to be better. But I really don't
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: see what you're fighting by the wig fall. Have you
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: tried the bob on though? Because it might be cold?
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: Six might sis might know something You need to try.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: A bob on your face might not be shaped right.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: It might be an inch too short, and it's gonna
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: look like a bowl haircut sitting on you. But that
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: bob might be cute though. You might want to just
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: try it on. But if your sister, yeah, your sister
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: was wrong, but you're not gonna She ain't gonna pay
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: you to two fifty. She put the wig on. Ain't
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: really like it? You know, it's two down, one good
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: wig and who ball wigs? Yes, even if it's your sister,
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: like somebody coming over the house. Dog, you got some
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: extra draws? Is it really the same? Well, if I
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: get them down, you ain't got worried about that dog.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: And first of all, can I borrow something? Yeah? I
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: ain't got no brand new ones just in there so
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: they have been worn. And once she wearing trust and believe,
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: I don't want it back. Man, I had to give
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: a due la pass swimming trump for one time. He
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: didn't have nine games or then he gonna bring them back.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: I said, Oh no, doncan yours? Oh no, man, no, no,
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: I can't keep these man these good man nice man. No, No,
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: then yours. Isn't that the story of Oprah and Gail?
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: How they got together? Draw But yeah, yeah, it's something
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: like that. Yeah, look it up. How they how they
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: became best friends. It was either Oprah spending the night
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: at Gail's house or Gail spending the night anyway. The
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: next day she didn't have any She needed some underwear,
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: and one of them let the other one a pair
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: of underwear probably gay. Yeah, well, I mean anyway, she
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: gave it to her. She gave the underwear to her,
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: and the story was if you can lend a person
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: who if you can lend a person your underwear, if
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: someone your underwear like that, then you're destined to be
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: best friends. But yeah, that's a truth you didn't have.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: You couldn't have no more questions for the CLO. Yeah,
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: I have some more, but we were talking about borrowing
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: and lending and it made me think of that. One.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: Last one is Shane and you asked me to tell it.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: Shane and DC if I had, I wish I had
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: you brought up the underwear. Anyway, it was about wigs.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: Shane and DC says, I'm a thirty seven year old
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: married man and my wife and I were out recently
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: and I saw a side piece from ten years ago
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: who I slept with right before I got married. She
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: introduced her son, who looked to me about ten years old,
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: and he sort of looked like me. So I'm worried.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: Should I call and ask her about this boy or not?
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: Bus boy? Why are you a business mane? Um, Well,
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: I don't want to know if that's his son. I
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: think it's noble of you to want to know if
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: that's your son. Yeah, um, I would go ahead and
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: make the phone call, because they're gone about your business.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: Ain't in the best And if it is yours, you
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: should know and you should get over there and be
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: busy taking care of man gone about your business like
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: you left your ATM called ten years ago of her house.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: Man is a baby, all right, going about your business.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: Man over there, man just like you. So damn what?
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: All right? We gotta run. Coming up at the top
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: of the hour, we'll have some entertainment news where you
• 28:54
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• 29:01
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• 29:06
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• 29:13
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• 29:20
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• 29:26
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• 29:31
  Speaker 1: for me, gotcha? Yeah? All right. In other entertainment news,
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: late last week, we heard about Rihanna and Asap Rocky.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: We heard that they were breaking up, but we've since
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: learned that that was just a rumor. Okay, both re
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: Re and Asap. We're trending topics over allegations that he
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: cheated on her. Enter the woman who he supposedly hooked
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: up with, Amita Muadi, who popped up to squash those rumors,
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: calling the story an found it lie. She said she
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: normally doesn't respond to stuff like this because it only
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: gives it life, but she had to respond to this one.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: She said, it's an unfounded lie. Re Re and Asap
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: were spotted in an airport in Barbados on Friday, and
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: of course we all know Rihanna is expecting her first
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: child with Asap. Rocky or the guy who started the
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: rumor about Rere and Asap. Some fashion writer has issued
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: an apology after receiving much backlash. The clouds. Yeah, I
• 30:30
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• 30:35
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• 30:38
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• 30:42
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• 30:46
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• 30:49
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• 30:52
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• 30:54
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• 30:58
  Speaker 1: of people's position in life to further theirs and Nila,
• 31:02
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• 31:05
  Speaker 1: to spin his ass man. Had a celebrity done something
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: like that, something would have to happen to him. That'd
• 31:11
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• 31:14
  Speaker 1: happening to people that try to do damages. Yeah, I
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: mean everybody was talking about that. He issued an apology.
• 31:22
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• 31:27
  Speaker 1: was gonna have legs? What? All right? In other entertainment news,
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: Showtime's new series The First Lady takes a look into
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: what goes on in the White House from the First
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: Ladies point of view. Actress Michelle Peiffer plays Betty Ford.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: Former X Files actress Jillian Anderson plays Eleanor Roosevelt, and
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: Viola Davis plays Michelle Obama. Now, some people on Twitter
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: and other social media platforms are bringing attention to Viola
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: pursing her lips a lot. They say, she's, you know,
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: overly sing her lips as Michelle Obama um the Oscar winner.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: Viola Davis says she did a lot of research into
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Michelle Obama to make sure her portrayal was spot on.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: Makes a kissy face throughout most of the series, and
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: while the real former First Lady did purse her lips,
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: often viewers thought Viola Davis appeared to exaggerate it just
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: a bit. So there Viola Davis, the actress of our
• 32:31
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• 32:36
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• 32:42
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• 32:44
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• 32:48
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• 32:56
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• 33:02
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• 33:06
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• 33:12
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• 33:16
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• 33:20
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• 33:22
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• 33:28
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• 35:27
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• 35:31
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• 35:34
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• 35:42
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• 35:47
  Speaker 1: deadline to file your tax returns. The IRS estimated over
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: fifteen million people filed for a six month extension, which,
• 35:55
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• 35:58
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• 36:03
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• 36:08
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• 36:12
  Speaker 1: you this. She recently did an interview and you recalled
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: owing the IRS millions and millions of dollars. I think
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: it was about twenty two or something. You said, you
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: said when you went to work and took every gig
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: to pay them back. That's what you did. And so
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: we got to ask you, do you have any tax advice,
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: any tax tips? You want to share? Tip number one
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: as soon as you get a notice in the mail
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: from the I don't get mad and talking about I
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: ain't got it and throw it to the side. Get
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: that damn letter, open it up and get busy. Responded,
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: you got to call somebody. It got a lot of
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: tax numbers. Now, like if you know, oh, the IR
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: is more than ten thousand dollars in all this here,
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: call this number right here. These things really do work.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: My problem with my debt was I thought I had paid.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: I signed the checks and I signed the tax forms.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: What had happened was they ended up being on the
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: floor of my former accountant's office for seven years. So
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: you figure seven years of back taxes back in the nineties,
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: you know, I mean you know, yeah, yeah, you know,
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: starting back in the eighties to the early nineties, and
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: then discovery that you owe that money. And then by
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: the time I put the penalties together, I owed them
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: a lot of money. So like, now if I get well,
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: see if you don't file, see here's the deal. If
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: you don't file, they don't know. And then you gotta remember, man,
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: this was happening in the nineties and computers weren't quite
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: as dialed in as they are now. Well, let's clarify
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: thats not a tax tip. It's a tax tip. If
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to give you, is this right here? You
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: may could have got away with it for seven years
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: because I didn't have a lot of income prior to that.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: You understand. But once you get up into this money,
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: they gonna want their money. What I'm saying to you is,
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: as soon as you get a tax notice, don't throw
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: it to the side. Open that letter up and make
• 38:23
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• 38:26
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• 38:28
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• 38:37
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  Speaker 1: Ignoring them people is not good because they will come
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  Speaker 1: take yourself. They and they got the power to take everything. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: all I got for you, that's all right? Well, thank
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• 39:20
  Speaker 1: this is LaToya from Louisville, Kentucky. I'll be listening to
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  Speaker 1: your stuff every day, and yeah, you know, just like
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: today you said, all glory to God. But I look
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: forward to hearing your messages. Even when I'm running late
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  Speaker 1: for work, I'm doing a hunted but I'm listening to
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: your radio. So you give me a lot of inspiration,
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  Speaker 1: a lot of hope, and you know, all starting to
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: doubt a few things, but you all glory to God,
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: like you said, but you letting God use you. And
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: I thank you for that because you are touching thousands
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: of people. Thank you so much. Well, thank you, and
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: all glory to God. I can't take no credit for that.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: I ain't This ain't a pad on my back. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just trying to be obedient and at least in some
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  Speaker 1: area of my life. Because I ain't obedient all the time.
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  Speaker 1: But I just be trying to get it right most
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: of the time. I'm way better than I used to be. Amen, man, Amen,
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: I used to fall every day. I used to get
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: up to fall, fall down. Up, all right, Steve. Here's
• 40:31
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  Speaker 1: for doing what you're doing and then who you are.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: I love all of your shoes. Everything you have a
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: just hilarious to me. I love the family from fude.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: My mama got inte. She loved Family Feud, even in
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: a hospital. She watched Family Feud. But Tommy, if you
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: don't get Sabrina are ready to love, I'm sicker. Get
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: off of this. She is not ready to love or life.
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  Speaker 1: I have a good day, not even the life ready
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  Speaker 1: or like, but have a good day. Crazy for Sabrina
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  Speaker 1: off the chain. I agree with Rob ain't a little
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  Speaker 1: bit love a show though? Good Thank you Friday night.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: See no words of encouragement or love for Robin from Baltimore.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: Um No, she loved the show. I was grateful. I
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: just know you got to get Sabrine office damn show
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: the bigger problem. She's not ready to love or life.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: Thank you? All right? So Steve, this call it left
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: a message about her baby. Let's let's listen. Ain't good okay,
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey. My name is Mark Sannas. I have a
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: two year old who can fully recite his ABC's and
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  Speaker 1: he can count to ten. I don't know if that's
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  Speaker 1: impressive to you, but it's very impressive to me, and
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  Speaker 1: almost everybody we run into. Everyone doesn't think that he's
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  Speaker 1: too Everyone thinks he's like four or five. So I'm
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  Speaker 1: impressed with him, and I'm gonna keep working on it,
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  Speaker 1: and hopefully we can count with twenty by the time
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  Speaker 1: we get back at you or you get back at us.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: So thank you. Well, that's the thing. I'm real happy.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: I'm real happy that you impresh with your baby and everything.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: I don't know your baby, and you know what, I
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: ain't never heard your baby count. You know you know,
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: but don't call you know. I'm telling us that your
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: baby can count to ten. Everybody baby count to ten?
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: Who baby? Who? Baby can't count ten? I add two?
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: We all know this him who cattle? If your baby
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: can count two? Nd, what is it gonna do for us?
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: Stop hauling here bragging a bout y'all's baby? My baby? Kid?
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: My baby can't count? Kid? So damn what at two?
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: That's you don't know the baby too? So what baby?
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: My God know? Nothing else? Ain't nothing wrong, ain't nothing worse?
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: Than a little smart ass stupid baby baby sitting up
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: in here counting his ass off. Kn't drink water. You
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: won't impress me. I train yourself. That was impressive to me,
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: coming to y'all. This count you can count. But your
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: ass standing here holding on to the edge of the
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: coffee table, dude, doing on yourself in front of company.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: If you won't impress me, your baby earning any money
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: at tea and go coming up next. No more baby,
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: no more baby stories, no more. You're listening Steve Show
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour right about
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today, and
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: the subject is they let their husbands run wild. Find
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: out what that is. Get into that in just a
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: little bit, because right now it is time for the
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  Speaker 1: nephew and today's praying phone call. Nef you have for
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  Speaker 1: us today, I have unorthodox methods. Unorthodox methods, cat Dog.
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  Speaker 1: If you would hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach trying
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: to reach brother Robert and speaking Hey, how you doing.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: I'm calling you from the church. How are you doing?
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: Brothers man? I'm doing super fantastic. In a day above
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  Speaker 1: ground is a good day. That's good that's good. Hey, hey, listen, man,
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: we wanted to uh, being one of the brothers of
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: the church, I wanted to give you a call. Man.
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: You didn't make it today, but you now, well, you know,
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: your wife stood up to date and uh ask us
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  Speaker 1: to keep you all and our prayers because y'all trying
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  Speaker 1: to bring her a new child into the world. And
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: and she let us know that you know, uh, she's
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: she's being a little older now forty one, forty two.
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  Speaker 1: You know, she said it takes a little longer to
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  Speaker 1: try and conceive a child than you know in your
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  Speaker 1: earlier years. So we we definitely wanted to let you know, man,
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  Speaker 1: that we we got y'all in our prayers. Man. Man,
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: you just don't know how much we appreciate that. Man. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we've been trying, but I know what prayers, all things
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: are possible. Yeah. Well, we definitely want to definitely want
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  Speaker 1: to keep you out of our prayers, man, and uh,
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  Speaker 1: I hope that you all able to conceive this child
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  Speaker 1: and bring you know, brain brain brain, bringing news a
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  Speaker 1: new child into this world. You know the book says
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: be fruitful and multiplies. Definitely definitely Now who is this again, brother, brother?
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: Author brother author. I don't know if you know me directly,
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: but I'm brother. I wanted the brothers at the church.
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, brother, thank you not not not not
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: not Bro Robert. What I want to ask you, man,
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: was have you considered any any alternatives methods for as
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: you know, maybe helping us to situation? Uh we've looked
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: at a few Uh what what what what are you
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: referring to as an alternative? Well, I mean I think
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  Speaker 1: I have a good uh thing then that might be
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  Speaker 1: able to help this thing speed up the process and
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: and and you guys will be expecting in no time, man, man, yes,
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: level for some things like that. What what what you
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: got in mine? I mean, uh, well, what I have
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: is a little little unorthodox, man. But I think if
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: you allow me to help you on this, man, I
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: think that you'll be definitely satisfied. And you know, man,
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: if nine months or now, you got to be at
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: the hospital, we're looking for you your baby, for your
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: paper girl, you know, well claisfied unorthodox. Okay. Uh. See
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: what I have in mind, man, is have you considered
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: maybe like a Sarah get father, a clarifying clasified Sarah.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: Because I'm thinking the wrong thing. I don't want I
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: just want to make ship with on the same page.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean by Sarah the fuck? Well? What
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: it is? Man? And it is you know you know
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: of course or Sarah as mother is someone that will
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: carry a shy for those that cannot carry one. You
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, right right? So what what? What? What?
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: I've gone to the doctor and got myself checked out, man,
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: good physical and everything. I'm physically sitting everything. And you know,
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: maybe I guess the complications are coming from uh you
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: as far as the child not being you know, you're
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: not being able to conceive right now? No, no, no,
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: I ain't ain't nothing wrong with me? Man, Okay, now
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: what you mean like you physically fit? I mean, what
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: the hell they got to do with Sarah? Let's see
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying is if if if what you know,
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: if you if you allow me to come over and
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: and supply my services. I mean, let's say if you
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: left for a weekend, man, and I stayed over there
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: by the time you get back. Man, Man, what the
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: time with you? It's just what's going on at this church? Man?
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: Am I at the road church? That you you're telling me.
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: You try hit me. I understand you're saying you want
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: to come over and have sex with my wife. Well,
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, don't don't look at it like that.
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  Speaker 1: Don't look at it like that. Look at it just
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: I'm helping you what you're telling me in directly? You
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: just ain't you though? What excuse me? Okay? You do
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: want to come out and say with my wife? No, no, no,
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: I want to come over and just apply my services man,
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: and put you guys in a better position that you
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: will be sam your life. You understand what I'm saying.
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. What I'm coming from now,
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: I don't sound like you tell me you want to
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: have sex in my life? Man? What's wrong with you?
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: May hold on? Hold on no this this this brother awesome. Man,
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: Listen see what I'm what I'm trying to do. Man,
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: I don't give up to you. Brother, brother man, I
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: don't know you. And then you're talking about the church.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: What kind of is this? This thousand? Don't let this church? Really?
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: The church don't have nothing to do with this. It's
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: me calling you to leave me when you're coming to me.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to be if you allow me to be
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: the Saragon father. I have a pregnant bout the end
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: of the week. Man, you got me as soon as
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: I see I'm coming to ballstead of accused to see you.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: You show the bomber said, it's like you. Okay, okay,
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: Gary kidd who you want to have brothers? Like? Man?
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: What about you keeps looking at that like that? How
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: is we gonna get this? We're gonna get passed just
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: so we can't get you to this child. Man, we
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna get pasted it. You talk about having sex
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: with my wife, your wife said, brother, you ain't got
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: no way. So I have or a wife, brother, Robert.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: What I'm trying to do is help you along with
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: yours and getting this child can see you. That's what
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to help. You can't help me talking about
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: having sex with my wife. You said that on other don't.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: I ain't thank you for going out, but with it
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: you're getting my phone number. Well, you know we we
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: have people listed at the trade. We have our phone
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: numbers listed. He lists mind and when I get that too,
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: I hope to see you because I'm gonna punch you head. Hey, look, man,
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: why don't I why don't I speak to your wife
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: or when she comes to church this week and I
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: see how man, I don't see straining my wife. Hold on.
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna talk to him and see how she
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: feels about maybe maybe you know using this now you
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: can't say man, no't even look in her direction. Brother, boy, man,
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: who don't want you? I need to see you myself? Okay?
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: What what? What? What does all the anger though? Brother? What? What? What?
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: What do you mean? You're the angry who's just sit
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: here telling me this strip the script. I'm gonna come
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: half sec with sure wife. Okay, should get ain't okay? Brother?
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: I got one more thing I need to tell you.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: Are you ready for? Can I say this? Hen? You've
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: been hu hang up in your say Okay? Are you?
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: Are you listening? Brother Robins, I've ben't listen. I'm tiring
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: of this. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Hobbin
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. You just got pranked by your wife. Man,
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: what do you say? Hey? Man, Tammy? Who's kidny doing?
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: Think that? Man? I'm going to have the rest come
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: to tell you about it now. But man, your husband
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: goes straight plus pitts in the mind. Didn't look for
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: you on that one man? Who all right, hey, one
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: more thing, man, tell me this what is what is
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: the bad? And I'm talking the baddest radio show in
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: the Landing Show with Steve you talk. I love him
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: right there for the a good father man, I have
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: a I have a I have a pregnant By the
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: time you get back, wait a minute, let's clarify. I
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: wanted to be clear on everything. What do you mean
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: by unorthodix? What do you mean? But he was on
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: the same page, punching pounds in the mouth and he
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: was on his way. Ye, that man alone. You play
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: at its best, baby at its best? Alright, alright, alright,
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: not about it, Sarah, good father though. I mean they
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: do have a tera mother's but uh, now that you
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: mentioned this, yeah, that's so crazy, that is so crazy.
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: Let's be clear. It ain't me, but his his reaction,
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: he was still kind of in it, a little bit
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: like an't too much Tommy, Like are you ignorant? He
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: was really kind. The thought of someone else, yeah, just
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: had him going, yeah, I love it. You proud of yourself?
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: Is that? Why? What? What? Exhale? Exhale? Any who? You know?
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: My my it's just a genius that I am. You know,
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: that just magnified. I just I just sit back and
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: I just I just except right now, okay, being genius
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: that I am. I am. It's a beautiful thing. Go together,
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: all right, Thank you enough? You know. Coming up next
• 53:13
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• 53:16
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• 53:20
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• 53:25
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  Speaker 1: a little like Don Cornelius this morning. All right, thank
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: you enough? You subject they let their husbands run wild.
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  Speaker 1: Stephen Shirley, I've been married for two years and I'm
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: twenty five years old. My husband is twenty six and
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: he pursued me heavily until I let him take me out.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: We had a great first date and he told me
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: that he loved me. I fell for him really quick,
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: and we got married in no time. He lived out
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: in the suburbs and I had an apartment downtown, so
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: he stayed with me mostly before we got married. Right
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: before the wedding, I moved in with him, and I
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: met three other married couples in his neighborhood. They were
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: all professional men and they loved to golf, mainly because
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: it was a status thing for them. And I asked
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: my fiance at the time why he never mentioned these friends,
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: and he said they're his neighborhood friends and he didn't
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: really hang out with them because he was single. I
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: got upset and asked him if he was rushing into
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: marriage to fit in. He said absolutely not, and I
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: did not nap him about it. Fast forward to present
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: day and we've been married for two years. My husband
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: thinks it's okay to hang out with his neighborhood friends
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: every Friday and Saturday night. It's fine if they're in
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: the backyard or in one of their man caves, but
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: they like to go to the city to hang out.
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: I'm the only wife in the group that has a
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: problem with it. One of the wives told me that
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: as soon as I start getting tired of my husband,
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: I will look forward to him hanging out at night.
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: My husband said that I'm making us look bad as
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: a unit because I'm always calling around complaining about him
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: being out. I don't like that they let their husbands
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: do whatever they want to do, and I hope it
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: doesn't rub off on my husband. He's not a big drinker,
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: but now he's buying liquor and building up his bar
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: to show off to his friends. Is there any way
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: to keep my husband at home? Well, you could lock
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: the bedroom door and throw away the key, you know,
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: keep him in there, But of course you're not going
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: to do that. I just think this thing started from
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: the very beginning. I mean, you guys went really fast.
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: I mean, to begin with, you said he told you
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: he loved you on the first date. That was quick,
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: very quick. So now that you've been married for two
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: years at twenty eight, he'd rather hang out with his
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: boys on the weekend. At twenty eight, that just seems
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: rather odd. It seems like you guys would still be
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: honeymooning and getting it in at this age. He's twenty
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: eight now you're twenty seventh. I do think it's something
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: to him rushing to fit in with the rest of
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: his suburban friends. You mentioned that he denies it, but
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: there is something to that. He is trying to impress him.
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: You mentioned the liquor. He's trying to build up his
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: bar and he doesn't even drink all that. I mean,
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: they do the same things together, leaving their wives at
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: home when they go to the city, and your husband,
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I think you guys need to work
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: out some sort of compromise if you want to stay together,
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: because you guys, at the rate you're going, you might
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: end up in divorce court. I mean, you got to
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: schedule some date nights. You gotta work on your marriage.
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: Stop falling around looking for him because he doesn't like that.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: Stop talking to these other messy wives who seem bitter.
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: They don't even like their husband husbands at this point,
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: they said, you know, when when he starts getting on
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: your nerves, you'll be happy. All of that. You don't
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: want to hear that you need to work on your
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: marriage if that's what you want. Um, you know, let
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: them know how you feel. Don't you know that doesn't
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: require any argument or anything like that. I mean, if
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: he doesn't want to try to fix it, then you
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: know where you stand. Your marriage is in trouble, and
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: you guys are young. You know you're gonna you're gonna
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: come up against some hurdles. You might want to consider
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: counseling at least something to try and keep your marriage together.
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: But first, you know, let them know how you feel.
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: Communicate Steve, great response, Sureley, I'm stuck on this letter
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: in a couple of ways because there's so many things
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: wrong here, young sister. I hate to tell you that,
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: but all right, here goes uncle Steve. Let me try
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: to help you out. They let their husbands run wild.
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: Let okay, we'll get into that in a minute. You've
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: been married for two years. You're twenty five years old,
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: your husband twenty six. Now. This is young. Now, this
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: is young to be married. I just want to tell
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: you that right off the dribble, we had a great
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: first He pursued you heavily until you let him take you. Y'all,
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: you had a great first date. He told me that
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: he loved me. I fell for him really quickly, and
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: we got married in no time. Pump your brakes stop.
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: Here is the whole problem in this whole letter is
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: wrapped up in that statement right there. I fell for
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: him really quickly and we got married in no time. Well,
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: that's the whole problem. You did not take the time
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: to know the score. You did not take the time
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: to read the book. You did not take the time
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: to go over the chapters. You just jumped into it.
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: Anybody that's married will tell you marriage is a challenge.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: It's beautiful, but Lord have mercy, it's a challenge. And
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: you didn't even have enough information about your mate going in. Now,
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: he lived out in the suburbs. You had an apartment downtown,
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: so he stayed with you most of the time before
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: you got married. Right before the wed and I moved
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: in with him. That's out in the suburbs. I met
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: three other married couples in his neighborhood. They were all
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: professional men. They loved to golf, mainly because it's a
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: status thing for them. And I asked my fear, I
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: would say, why he never mentioned these friends, and he
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: said they're his neighborhood friends. And he didn't really hang
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: out with him because he was single. Right there, right there,
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: And you know why he didn't hang out with them,
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: because as married people, they weren't doing the things that
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: he was doing as a single man. You got that.
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: When we come back, the rest of it will get
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: unfolded right in front of you. Hope you enjoy it,
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: and please stay together after my response, it's not over.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: It's just troubles, all right, Steve. We'll have part two
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: of your response coming up at twenty three minutes after
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: the hour. Today's Strawberry letter subject they let their husbands
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: run wild. We'll get back into it right after this.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: You're listening, all right, Come on, Steve, Let's recap today's
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: Strawberry letter, the subject they let their husbands run wild. Yeah,
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: they do. They let their husbands run wild. Now, you
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: twenty five, you didn't married this man. Twenty six. You
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: got married really quick. You got married in no time.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: According to the letter, he lives out in the suburbs.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: He spent all the time downtown with you in your apartment.
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  Speaker 1: When you all got married, you discovered he had three
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: friends out there in the suburbs who all married. You
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: wanted to know why he didn't tell you about him,
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: He said, because they didn't hang out because he was
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: single and they were married. Like I said in the beginning,
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: when you getting married in no time, you don't know
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: the whole story. You can't get a better picture of
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: the view of the picture. You haven't read the book,
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: you don't have enough information. So now this is gonna
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: come back to bite you. Now, he didn't really hang
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: out with him because he was single. So then you
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: got upset and you asked him if he was rushing
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: into marriage to fit in. He said, no, absolutely not,
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: and so you didn't nag him about it. Fast forward
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: to present day. Now we're talking two years now, two
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: years in past now, and my husband thinks it's okay
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: to hang out with his neighborhood friends every Friday and
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: Saturday night. Wow. Now, part of this is because of
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: two things. Number One, his friends have been married for
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: a while. Now I guarantee you those three friends are
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: a little older than he is. And also this has
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: something to do with youth to want to hang out
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: with your boys every Friday and every Saturday. I get
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: to hang out with my main boys twice a year.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: Twice a year. It's when I get to hang out
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: with my boys all twelve of us get together and
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: it's twice a year. That's it. Now, that's been twice
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: this year because the funerals sad to say, but that's
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: how long we've been friends. Now we hang it out.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: You hang it out twice a week every Friday and Saturday.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: And if you like it, okay, if they in the
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: backyard or you in one of their man caves. But
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: then they like to go to the city to hang out.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: Now you're the only wife in the group that's got
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: a problem with it. One of the wives told me,
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: as soon as I start getting tired of my husband,
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: I would look forward to him hanging out at night. See,
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: so obviously they've been married longer than two years. They've
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: been married for a while, and this is the feeling
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: that she has. My husband said that you're making us
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: look bad as a unit. That's funny right there, when
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: the dude told her, you're making us bad as a
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: unit by complaining to the other wives because you're the
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: only one complaining. Well, the unit dog is a marriage.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: That's a little bit more important than a unit. It
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: is an office space downtown. A unit is a collection
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: of coworkers. You all are a unit. No, no, this
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: is a marriage. It's very different. I don't like that
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: they let their husbands do whatever they want to do,
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: and I hope it don't rub off on my husband.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: I don't know what you're hoping against it already. Does
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: he hang out every Friday and Saturday? You hope it
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: don't rub off on your husband? It then't rubbed. He
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: with them every Friday cent Ain't that what the letter
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: fall rubbed? He's not a big drinker now, but he
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: buying looking building up his bar to show off to
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: his friends. Well that's good because the bars at the
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: house see you getting them closer to home, and they're
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: gonna be drunk, but they all gonna be closer to home.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: Is there any way to keep my husband at home? Well,
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: there is a way to keep your husband at home.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: But let me tell you what's happening right here. The
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: reason they go out every night, every Friday and every
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: sight because what's out there in them streets is more
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: exciting than what's happening at home. Period. This is a fact.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: If your husband is going every Friday and every Saturday,
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: I'm assuming y'all been at work Monday through Friday, and
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: all of them get together every Friday night and every
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: Saturday night is because they're blowing off steam from the workweek,
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: and they're blowing off the steam without their wives. Something
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: is happening out there in them streets. That's more exciting.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: That's what's happening at a home. Whatever happened to date night,
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: it would seem to me like, since all y'all are friends,
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: it would seem to me like as couples, y'all would
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: get together and it will be one couple's responsibility to
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: host and event at their house or planned the date
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: night for you all. So if your guys did a
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: Friday night, everything would be cool. If the ladies and
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: everybody got sadday. Now, you ever seen a mob movie.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: You ever seen the mob movie. Even the mob movie,
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: they had a night with a family, But then they
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: had a night when their girlfriends all met down at
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: the cabina or the cotton club. Even gangsters know, you
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: got to take care of your family. These faulk foods
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: and got together on the weekends and decided, ain't no
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: damn family. That's about. It's dumb. Even they do that
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: in a gangster movie. You got a night the girlfriend,
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: You got a night for the wives. Y'all Both day
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: nights is shot. Y'all stupid. Y'all need a date night,
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: y'all need a couple's night out, so y'all can save
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: y'all's marriage. We're god. I'm gonna tell you right now.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: This continue every Friday and every Saturday. You can't stay
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: married like that. I don't care who you are. All right,
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: We're moving on. Post your comments on today's Strawberry Letter
• 1:06:23
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• 1:06:26
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• 1:06:30
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• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: the hour. You know what time it is, It's time
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: for Junior and sports talk right after this. You're listening
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Junior, it is
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: time for sports talk. What you got okay? Surely before
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: I get to sports talk, everybody know In Dallas, June
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: June fourth, it's the fourth annual kiers Hope five K
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: Running Fun Walk. Is that time of year? Go to
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  Speaker 1: kiers Hope dot org. That is k I E. R
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  Speaker 1: S Hope dot org. R Hope dot org to register. Man.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: Looking forward to seeing y'all June Force. Okay, uh man boxing.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you got to see this weekend up,
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: but Errool Spence Junior, it stops UNA's ucas in the
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: tenth round, man and fight his whole right. I was
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: just swollowen. They just had to stop it. Couldn't see
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: almost They just stopped the whole fight to fight. I missed.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: I watched the other fight on Showtime with Fernando on him.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah you missed that one. No, I saw that. When
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: I've learned how to go look on demand. I found
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: Showtime on the man. I just found that. I just
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: wanted to say that. Let me just found that. Yeah,
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: well down man, Errol Spence Junior says, man, it's time
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: and they Terence Crawford said congratulations. They both champed. They say, man,
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: quit ducking, It's time to have a fight. Earl Spence Junior,
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: Terence Crawford, I don't know who. I can't even call
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: it fight. MANU tell you something that Terence Crawford. Lord
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: have messing ye, Lord have messed him that boys not
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: a game man, Nah, he na not a game. So
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: also up, I need to come use your sports ball
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: you got I need motivs I can't keep up with
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: all these games. I need way motivs for sports talk. Yeah,
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: all these man, all these basketball games, all this stuff
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: that I need Way motivs. Hold, did you say you
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: need to come you mine? Yeah? Yeah, wote you mine
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: for your sports secon? Yeah? Because you got you got
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: like not see listen, listen to me. You want to
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: come use mine for your sports secon? Yeah, uncause I
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: gotta do a lot. Now let me tell what's gonna
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: have to happen, because you ain't gonna come on here
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: you mine? So now let me tell you what your
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: other need. Maybe you need to cut sports way down
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: to maybe you need to just pick pick one sporting
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: event that you're gonna come. Come all on my phone.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: I'm using the TVs I got in here. Man, we're
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: still seventh short. You got eight. You ain't using all
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: them TV I don't always got Why would I go
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: to a sports bar when you is the sports bar.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: But here's the difference between me and the sports bar.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: The sports bar want you to come down, then well,
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: many chicken wings nachos for you? That's what you do? Yeah? Not?
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: If not? If you coming what code NBA basketball was?
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: I get some more Tvsna cly me, come by the house.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: This is crazy. Just show up, go up. I ain't
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: some TVs then don't? All right, thank you, Junior coming
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour. In kindergarten in Michigan,
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: brings margaritta's to school and share them with their clown.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: You're talking about We'll talk about this right after this. Cheers.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: You're listening show And Lavonia, Michigan, which is right outside
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: of Detroit, a five year old girl allegedly brought single
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: serve bottles of ready to drink Jose Quervo tequila margharitas
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: to school, which she shared with her her other kindergarten classmates,
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: and parents, needless to say, are outraged. One parent said
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: her daughter was one of the kids at Grand River
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: Academy in Lavonia who was given a dixie cup that
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: was full of yeah, that was full of the margharitas
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: from her classmate during snack time. Okay crazy. She said
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: her child had four or five SIPs of it, which
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: left the kidnergardener feeling woozy and a little dizzy. The
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: classmates were told it was just juice, so they had
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: no idea what they were drinking, but the girl who
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: brought it in later admitted she knew it was alcohol. Really,
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: five year old a school employees called poison controls and
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: small children can easily experience alcohol poisoning, but all the
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: students involved were reportedly during fine afterwards. What what what
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: is happening? What is happening? That's what's happen. Yeah, we
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: need to drinking here a kindergartener um. Yeah. In a
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: letter to the parents, Grand Grand River Academy says disciplinary
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: measures will be taken against the student who brought in
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: the margaritas. While we try to keep an eye on
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: every kindergarten Yeah, I know a five year old, right.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: They say they try to keep an eye on everything,
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: but it's impossible sometimes, So I mean what, I think
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: that's correct? So she just stole them from the house
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: and took him to school. Yes, everybody priory she brought
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: dissy cuffs most well. The reason I did it was
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: because with my mom and daddy drank it, they'd be
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: having a good time. I just wanted to put a
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: little excitement into show and tell. Yeah, back time, that
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: girl knew what she was doing. Where did you bring
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: the alcoholic here? Have you listened to missus Wilson hours.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: We need a drink. This is really I mean, you
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: know we're laughing, but this is serious. Lock your liquor up.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: You know, it's something if you have kids, small children.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: I mean you wouldn't everybody have to do that every
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: That's what I Yeah, you wouldn't think you have to
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: do that. But yeah, the kids watch every single thing
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: that you do. Everything they memic you. They imitate you,
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: and it's not so much what you say, but it's
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: what you do around. Very impressionable at school. Yeah, they
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: put your hands on about the child at school. No,
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: you can't do nothing no more all this need to
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: have money home now. Yeah, she poured to look at
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: the house. Yeah, I don't even know how you do that.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: I couldn't even look. Man, my daddy drank Canadian windsor.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: It's no way I could have went up under that
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: sink and took that fifth out there and took it
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: up to that school without dying. First of all, brown
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: liquor is very different from a marga reader one sip
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: in your ANSWER's alcohol poise, this kid took about four
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: or five SIPs. Yeah, but these are not the fifth,
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: So up I mean, but even a sip and a
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: little kid, yeah, and was just woozy and a little dizzy.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: Put off your hands on your cup, Hostill they take
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: a shot. They take This is really bad man. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: watch your kids. They knew stuff with wrong because somebody
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: had stepped out their papa, and then they were told
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: that it was just juice. All right, yeah, I know
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: that is just juice. Okay. We'll be back with more
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at twenty
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: minutes after. Right after this, you're listening to the show
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: and weird news. A Kentucky man with an anxiety disorder
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: asked his employer not to celebrate his birthday because it
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: would trigger a panic attack. Okay, However, his job ignored him.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: They surprised him anyway on his birthday with the celebration
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: in the lunch room, and yes, he had a panic attack.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: He told them not to do it. They did it.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: He had a panic attack. His name is Burling, Burling,
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: He's a birthday boy. Burling quickly left and finished the
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: rest of his lunch in his car, and then texted
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: his manager, upset that the company failed to accommodate his request.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: A day after the celebration, Burling was called into a
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: meeting where he was confronted and criticized for his reaction
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: to the surprise party. And get this, a week later,
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: he was fired. He told him not to do it,
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: they did it. He was criticized and then fired. But
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: there's more weight. Burling fired a lawsuit against the company,
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: and the jury awarded him four hundred and fifty thousand dollars. Here,
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: come on, Burling, what did he do party with that Money's?
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  Speaker 1: Not to do it? So, yeah, he told he asked
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  Speaker 1: them not to do it. I have an anxiety disorder,
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  Speaker 1: but they did it. And he told me a party,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna lose my mind. Yeah, let me stop because
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  Speaker 1: this joke that I got anxiety to a lawsuit. So
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  Speaker 1: let me just stop. Are you don't you say anything?
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  Speaker 1: Coming up? In thirty three minutes after the hour, we'll
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  Speaker 1: play around. I would you rather right after this you're
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  Speaker 1: listening to show? All right, guys, it is time for
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  Speaker 1: would you rather? Would you rather have to always lie
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  Speaker 1: to your friends? Or would you rather tell your enemies
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  Speaker 1: the truth? So which one? I ain't got no problem
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  Speaker 1: would be at all? Yeah? Just straight up? Did in
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  Speaker 1: your face. Ye, So you rather tell your enemies that true?
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  Speaker 1: I tell him the truth and lot of him. I
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  Speaker 1: know you guys feel about lying. Yeah, now we cool,
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  Speaker 1: We cool. We ain't all right, but we ain't right?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Would you rather never be able to take
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  Speaker 1: a hot shower or never be able to eat fried
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  Speaker 1: food again? Never be able to eat fried food again? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: got to be hot chicken. It's you're talking about not
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  Speaker 1: taking a shower A hot shower? Yeah? Hot? Well what
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  Speaker 1: all the kind of shower? Eat? Take no cold shower?
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  Speaker 1: Can't take no cold shower. Okay, you'll give up. You'll
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  Speaker 1: give up fried catfish and fried chicken and fried Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying catfish. Now, come on, fe I ain't gotta
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  Speaker 1: have nothing fried. You can't take a shower? Are you king?
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  Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? At least you will be a
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  Speaker 1: lot healthier. Yeah, without the fried foods? All right? All right?
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather be the president of the United States
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  Speaker 1: for a day, just for a day, or would you
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  Speaker 1: rather be a billionaire for a day? You don't want
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  Speaker 1: to be the most powerful man in the world. Can
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  Speaker 1: you do nothing for a day? What you can't do? Nothing?
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  Speaker 1: That ain't gonna beet or everything. You say, Oh, okay,
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  Speaker 1: you so you say he really has no power for
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  Speaker 1: a day. I'm gonna do this for the country. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna do this. I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna do this.
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  Speaker 1: As soon as you sign it, they're gonna run all
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  Speaker 1: that out they vote on it. I need that billion,
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  Speaker 1: Give me that billion. If I get a billion for
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  Speaker 1: one day, for one day, I got a billion. Well
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  Speaker 1: the whole billion has gone one day, four hours. Can
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  Speaker 1: you think you can spell a bit and to spend
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  Speaker 1: a billion one day? No, I'm not gonna spend it.
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  Speaker 1: I know where to put it. I'm calling Robert Sniff
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  Speaker 1: and I need for him to just tell me what
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  Speaker 1: to do with six hundred million of it? What did
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  Speaker 1: the other four hundred million go get spent that day
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  Speaker 1: on the first day? All right, thank you guys. Today's
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  Speaker 1: rather first in the plane. First coming up forty nine
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  Speaker 1: minutes after it'll be our last break of the day, sorry, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: our last break of the day, and some interesting, interesting
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  Speaker 1: closing remarks from the one and only Steve Harvey. You
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  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Morning Show. All right, our last break
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  Speaker 1: of the day, guys, on this Tuesday, It's been a
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  Speaker 1: good day, yes, Steve, though you're still a little upset.
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  Speaker 1: Though we earlier when we replayed some of your voicemails
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  Speaker 1: that our listeners will leave for you, and there was
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  Speaker 1: a woman that called in, Remember Steve, she called in
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  Speaker 1: about her baby. Well, please let's play it. Yeah, let's
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  Speaker 1: play it so you can remember it. Tay, Steve Harvey,
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  Speaker 1: My name is Marksnas. I have a two year old
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  Speaker 1: who can fully recite his ABC's and he can count
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  Speaker 1: to ten. I don't know if that's impressive to you,
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  Speaker 1: but it's very impressive to me. And almost everybody we
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  Speaker 1: run into everyone doesn't think that he's too Everyone thinks
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  Speaker 1: he's like four or five. So I'm impressed with him,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna keep working at it and hopefully we
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  Speaker 1: can count with twenty by the time we get back
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  Speaker 1: at you or you get back at us. So thank
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  Speaker 1: You's that here in the background at the right there.
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  Speaker 1: Can you play the end of it again? Can can
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  Speaker 1: we get Can I get the end of it again? Dave?
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  Speaker 1: Just what she looks them while while Dave tries to
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  Speaker 1: find the end of that. I just want to say
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  Speaker 1: you know, listen when you call in and you're bragging
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  Speaker 1: about your babies and everything. Look, congratulations, you know, happy
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  Speaker 1: that you're happy, you know, and all this hell, But
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  Speaker 1: you ain't got the only baby that can do that.
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  Speaker 1: I can promise you that, But you the one decided
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  Speaker 1: to call in, say, I don't know if this impresses
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  Speaker 1: you or not. Well, first of all, we don't have
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  Speaker 1: any proof. We don't. We don't watch watch or you
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  Speaker 1: get back at us. So thank no, I was talking
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  Speaker 1: over it. I was talking over I want you to
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  Speaker 1: hear something. Let me know when you got it, Dave,
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  Speaker 1: and then I'll be quiet, because you know, when y'all
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  Speaker 1: call in talk about how brilliant these babies is. I
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  Speaker 1: want you to know, Stevie listening. You know we listen
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  Speaker 1: calling here. No, surely you know. First of all, you
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  Speaker 1: know we don't really know the baby too. You know
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  Speaker 1: this is what you saying. How long? Well, how long
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  Speaker 1: do it take? The count ten? You know we all
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  Speaker 1: eventually get there. I wanted to just be able to
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  Speaker 1: rip him off one behind another. We don't know if
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  Speaker 1: you know, baby just sounded like ten or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: You know, that's that's when I'm being pressed, you know,
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  Speaker 1: but don't don't call it here because I'm what I
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  Speaker 1: want you to Hear's what I heard on the tape,
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  Speaker 1: because while you was bragging on the baby, I heard
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  Speaker 1: the baby in the background say something my damn self.
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  Speaker 1: And that's why I'm a little curious. Let let me know,
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  Speaker 1: Dave when we get there, and I'll just be quiet
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  Speaker 1: so I could let y'all hear what I heard in
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  Speaker 1: the background while you've been bragging on the little brilliant baby.
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  Speaker 1: The baby know here ab sees and the baby is
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  Speaker 1: supposed to remark. This is my closing remark. See, we
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  Speaker 1: need to stop people. I'd like people that show you
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  Speaker 1: their vacation pictures and all this hill and it don't
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  Speaker 1: be that impressing. This is us standing in front of
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  Speaker 1: the tree. Nobody give a damn but understanding in front
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  Speaker 1: of the tree. This is us walking into cabin and soup.
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  Speaker 1: What you know, calling hill about your baby being that
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  Speaker 1: damn brilliant. Your baby ain't the only baby can count ten?
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  Speaker 1: First of all, how long do it take him to
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  Speaker 1: get to ten and he can say all the alphabet
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  Speaker 1: or do he just make all the alphabet? Side that
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  Speaker 1: ain't saying the alphabet. How long it took me to
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  Speaker 1: learn the damn alphabet? Calling here with this two year old.
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  Speaker 1: He needed to go in there and learn how to
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  Speaker 1: change his damn dipper. It's what he needed to do.
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  Speaker 1: If you want to impress me, Potti trained this ball.
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  Speaker 1: I hope he'm boyn too. Potty trained him and teach
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  Speaker 1: him to quit pin on himself at standing that holding
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  Speaker 1: the edge of that coffee table looking off in the space.
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  Speaker 1: Because I know what you're doing. I'm gonna play the
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  Speaker 1: whole thing again, and i want you all to hear
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  Speaker 1: the very end. We're gonna be quiet, and i want
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  Speaker 1: you to hear the very end of it, and then
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  Speaker 1: I'll stop it. Go ahead, Dave, Okay, Steve Harvey. My
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  Speaker 1: name is Marsonnis. I have a two year old who
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  Speaker 1: can fully recite his abcs and he can count to ten.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if that's impressive to you, but it's
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  Speaker 1: very impressive to me. And almost everybody we run into
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  Speaker 1: everyone doesn't think that he's too. Everyone thinks he's like
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  Speaker 1: four or five. So I'm impressed with him, and I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna keep working on it, and hopefully we can talk
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  Speaker 1: with twenty by the time we get back at you
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  Speaker 1: or you get back at us. So thank you. Did
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  Speaker 1: you hear the baby talk getting it back? Did you
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  Speaker 1: hear that right? Sound like a red last two year old?
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  Speaker 1: And me, I wasn't impressed at all. It is again,
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  Speaker 1: sound like his ass was winding to me, shut chass
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  Speaker 1: and going down and out of count of twitting. You're
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  Speaker 1: here trying to impress it. Sound like a little sleepy
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  Speaker 1: ass baby to me him sheepy noah, yeah't sleepy because
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  Speaker 1: he too. Like here, I got the impressive baby. Where
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  Speaker 1: we heard from the baby. We heard directly from the baby,
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  Speaker 1: and the baby sound regular to me. But if he
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  Speaker 1: can do those things, that is impressive, like he could
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  Speaker 1: do it. Sound like he was winding, all right. I
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  Speaker 1: bet you he don't know the damn maybe seized, I
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  Speaker 1: bet you. And if anybody's talking about they thank you
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  Speaker 1: four or five? How big is his ass? I never
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  Speaker 1: thought a two year old five? How big is his am?
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  Speaker 1: And I bes answered probably for all five. Now you're
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  Speaker 1: trying to tell people people thank you, damn baby? Why
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  Speaker 1: are you mad at it? Two year old? You thought
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 1: was fine? You're supposed to say something motivational right now,
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  Speaker 1: sister Jenks had a baby girl that was two that
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  Speaker 1: looked five. She thirty, now thirty playing in the NBA.
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